Circling Back - Rocketman & Politicians Doing Bits

Episode Date: June 5, 2019

The squad saw 'Rocketman,' break it down, and discuss which other rockstars we want movies about. We also talk about Robert Pattinson being the new Batman, politicians doing bits on social media, Hank Haney going scorched on Twitter, and This Weekend in Fun presented by Icenhauer's in Austin, TX. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (CB20 for 20% off) Postmates: download the app for free and use CIRCLING for $100 of delivery credits for your first week. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling Back Podcast. It's Wednesday. My name's Will DeGrieves. To my right, Dave Ruff. Just checked my watch. Looks like it's podcast time in Austin, Texas. I think it is.

People are talking. Streets are talking, fam. What's up, Dylan? Wow, what you just did there. We'll circle back on it later. I just dropped a cut and people didn't hear it because you started talking at the same time. Will preempted you. What?

By saying fam? Streets is talking. Yeah, but it was just, okay. They're in the same ballpark. Do you. What? By saying fam? Streets is talking to him. Yeah, but it was... Okay. They're in the same ballpark. Do you know what I did that from? An SNL skit. Kenan.

You're too into SNL. I know. I'm starting to realize I know way too much about SNL. The Kenan era was when I turned off. Dude, he's actually turned into being pretty funny. Nah. Yeah. Nope.

He has. I don't get it. Dude, he's underrated. I believe he is. He's actually turned into a very funny guy. nope he has i don't get it dude he's underrated yeah i believe he is he's he's actually turned into a very funny guy he's getting a sitcom no he doesn't need that i think he does he can't carry a sitcom i don't know if he's carrying it look it up i don't i don't want to i don't i don't want to look it up okay the guy the guy who shoehorns in a modern snl reference every podcast won't look up keenan's new show keenan thompson new show let's see what this comes up with the keenan show oh wow it is it's he's carrying the show here what's kel's just sitting at home like fuck where'd i go wrong

where's kel at he's still working at that burger joint i think wow what an all-time the fact that you even know about that is shocking. I've watched a handful of those episodes, I think, back in the day. Good Burger? Yeah, Good Burger. Well, that was on All That, and then they made a movie called Good Burger. I never thought the movie was that good, but everyone always wanted to watch it on long car rides. Maybe I did see the movie and not the shows.

People wanted to watch the movie on long car rides, but were you dropping screens? No, no. This was on, like, we would take, like, long field trips on, like, buses. Like, we'd go to, like, Chicago and shit. Dude, remember when... People would be like, put on Good Burger! Like, your friend's parents got a new Suburban or something and it had screens in it, and it was, like, the shit.

No, I grew up pretty middle class, so... Well, I mean, I was... Yeah, dude. No, actually, I act like you didn't know. No, I knew. it and it was like the shit no i grew up pretty middle class so well i mean i was yeah dude no actually i act like you didn't know no i knew our boy flounder uh at flounder on to fly on instagram he actually had one in college that screens in the seats and stuff i recently realized that he and my stepbrother follow each other on instagram i need to get to the bottom of that see how they know each other oh how often i know your stepbrother. You do? Last name lives in Fort Worth. He lives in Aledo now.

Aledo, yeah. He's been in Funky Town. I won't name drop him. Zach. Yeah. Shouts to Zach. How do you know Zach? What the fuck are you guys talking about right now? Sorry, sorry.

We'll talk off mic. No, I know the connection, though. Interesting. Yeah, I just realized that. Dude, that's sick. Shouts to Flounder, though. Dude, everyone knows Zach shouts to Zach

Z-Man the original Zach Johnson right yeah Zach's great man okay it was a weird start I'll take the blame nah it feels good

I like it I stayed up late watching just people connecting with people that's what it's all about man last night was a weird night we did movie which we'll get into and then I went home

and polished off Chernobyl and I didn't get to bed till post midnight polished off yeah yeah it's a good good show finish strong i was going to finish or i was going to watch chernobyl when i got home last night but as i told you guys earlier i have the dog episode left oh yeah and around like 10 45 at night i didn't't know if jumping into that was the move. So I held off and I'm going to do it tonight. That's where I'm at. Smart move, comrade. Then I kind of need like a new show.

The Keenan Show. The Keenan Show. Good point. Good point. Here to fill your void. Yeah, there haven't been any new SNLs. There wasn't a new one last week. It was kind of a bummer, you know?

I love them. Yeah, you do. If you go to washmedia.com slash shop, you know what you can find there? T-shirts. One, two, three different T-shirts. Go cop one. Yeah, for the people at home wondering, yeah, we probably will release a Heather Gray Big Cat shirt. It'll probably happen.

Keep that on the horizon. Just keep an eye out for it. Also, we fucking murdered our Bachelor podcast yesterday on Patreon. We did. Knocked it out of the damn park. We did. We even had Cam on talking JPJ. That was unfiltered, Cam.

Those Eppies are getting fun. Yeah, they're... I genuinely look are getting fun. Yeah, they're... I genuinely look forward to them. Yeah, they're fun. Yeah, I'm not going to act like I don't look forward to watching on Monday night either. You know you're going to come in here. You know Dylan's going to have some trash-ass takes. Yeah.

It's just great. Yeah. I want to be hard on Hannah. I bet you would like to. Come on. Come on. Sorry, it's low-hanging fruit. Yeah, that's what he's saying. It's low-fring. Yeah. Dave, come on. on it was all right it's low yeah that's what he's saying it's low frank yeah dave come on what on so where can they what is it like five bucks ten bucks for tuesday episodes

ten bucks for optimized content where you get everything on patreon getting crick watson's recap which by the way i am about to edit post this podcast because it's in crick texted me what up tight you also get i mean you don't have to pay for this podcast because it's in Crick texted me what up tight you also get I mean you don't have to pay for this but if you follow us on Twitter at circlingbackpod you get real cat pat

just throwing heat on Twitter every single Monday night live tweeting along just getting added to Twitter moments like a real G it's tight in this case

I support Twitter moments are you still squeezing your avocados? I picked up your boy the other day too, Dave. Don't forget that. Why are you pivoting to avocados right now? I'm just thinking. They're on the mind. Are you still squeezing?

I've actually been spooning lately. I've been doing something kind of trash lately. You're just eating them? Not even cutting them? I've been cutting them open, saving one in a bag, putting it in the fridge, and then just eat just tossing something on top and just eating it straight out of the rephrase that eating it straight out yeah don't don't double down that's what i was saying um yeah i do that sometimes i

go halfy i did that for breakfast like the last like three days which side which which part do you put in the in the bag in the fridge? The pitted? The part with the pit. Okay. Yeah, you have to. The pit keeps it fresh for like a really long time. You know they say the key to keeping it fresh is a little bit of lemon juice in the Ziploc bag with it. See, we don't need to do that because we're a stasher bag family.

You ever fuck with those? Nope. Do you know what they are? Stasher bags? Is that like the vacuum sealed thing? They're reusable um plastic bags essentially they're just to wash them out they're thick rubber yeah you put them in the dishwasher when you're done but they keep shit real fresh probably more better for the environment that's what i think

that's the main self selling point on them sally started using them and i hated it at first i was like this is annoying to have to wash them and stuff but they keep stuff stupid fresh i'm glad you guys are on board with my green initiative yeah that's cool cool yeah did not know that about the pit keeping it fresher yeah always keep the pit in the one side if you're not going to use it because it keeps it fresher man you come to the circling bag you never know what you're going to get yeah yeah valuable knowledge like that's big time i know i know did you know that if you take the pit out and replace it with like a gumball it'll actually sweeten the avocado yeah yeah that's a candy avocado will you guys ever into

those giant gumballs nope i hated those gumball machines creep me out there's always a giant ones though like the ones that were like size of your fist yeah were those jawbreakers jawbreakers because they would break your jaw yeah job oh yeah jawbreaker good call my bad well i don't think that was chewing gum though was it no no it was just an it was just an never-ending jawbreaker yeah those things sucked those do suck did you ever see the movie jawbreaker with rose mcgowan i feel like i did it was like the original mean girls yeah i think they killed that chick put her in the trunk or something wow she dies on dies on accident. Spoiler. It's on site. But it's been like 30 years, so.

While we're talking movies, we might as well just hop into Rocket Man. I'm a Rocket Man. The squad got a movie off last night. It's the first time we've ever done that. We squatted up and went to see an Elton John biopic. Yeah. Dylan lost his phone and his wallet in the parking lot. Oh, my God.

Which was a unique moment. Oh, my God. What were you doing? You don't see that happening. Man, so it was pouring down rain when we got to the theater. I mean, it was coming down. Sheets of rain. We was a unique moment. Oh my God. What were you doing? You don't see that happening. Man, so it was pouring down rain when we got to the theater. I mean, it was coming down. Sheets of rain. We got a tropical system.

And so... Dumping moisture into South Texas right now. And I don't own an umbrella. Tropical system of a downed low-key slab. Yeah, it's just pissing on us. Wake up. Anyway, like I was saying. Anyway, sorry.

I don't own an umbrella. I just don't. Probably need one, but I don't have one. Yeah, I don't think I could locate one either. My parking spot was a good, I don't know, 150 feet away from the front door of the theater. You backed into a corner spot. I did. I gathered the stuff that I was going to carry in with me.

I don't even know if I put my phone in my pocket. I'm not sure how i handled everything running to the door but poorly i would say i got to the theater and i like reached down i was like wait i don't have my phone so i i assumed i left it in the car so i ran back in the pouring rain to look for it uh no it wasn't in the car it was face down on the pavement in the parking lot fully submerged in a puddle of water. So I got it and got back to the theater area, like under the little awning. Still works.

Like, oh, thank God. Sitting there waiting for y'all to show up. Dude, shouts to Apple. Will walks up, I don't know, three to five minutes later. He goes, hey, Dylan, I have your wallet. I didn't even know that I dropped the damn thing. That's how, like. I've ripped into the

parking lot and i'm looking for a spot close to the front which is just not possible especially when it's raining that hard and as i pull over to the side to like when i finally see one i just see this wallet sitting upright on the ground like like open and just propped up and i'm like i'm gonna snag that on the way in and drop it at the front. Sure enough, I get up to the front, open it up. Dylan's face is on there. People who know me well know they're not surprised by this story. Like, this is very me to do shit like this. I'm just...

How? Are you just a mess? I'm just forgetful and... You're a low-key mess? Whenever I leave a hotel room... You should tell people you're a hot mess. People enjoy that. Whenever I leave a hotel room, I have to double check that I've gotten my things like five or six times.

Because I always leave shit behind. I don't put stuff in the safes anymore. I'm just a mess. Because I'm going to forget it every single time. I'm so forgetful. It sucks. The funny part is when we got in there, we went to the snack bar and Dylan tried to order a bag of rice for the phone, but they didn't have any. So he had to put it in a bag of dry popcorn.

Dylan did one of the most psycho moves I've ever seen last night At the movies He waited until The preview started to use the bathroom You gotta empty the tank The tank as late as you can But why'd you wait until the preview started? I don't care about the previews

You missed the previews, dog Actually, the previews last night were awful I didn't think they were that bad But I can't remember what they were No, the Will Smith movie looks good. Oh, dude, what? The new Terminator looks tight as fuck. No, it doesn't.

I don't think it looks tight. No, that doesn't look tight. Oh, y'all are so sad and wrong. You guys are so sad. Speaking of rain, there's nothing like watching a movie with soaking wet socks. In a cold movie theater? In a cold movie theater. Oh, it wasn't even soaking wet socks.

I was sopping head to toe. Yeah, it was very, very wet. The dude next to me kept on making noises during the movie. Oh, so you had to sit next to a stranger? Yeah, I was like, dude, the theater's empty. Just scoot over one. Yeah. Like, I know it's assigned seating, but just scoot over one.

I also thought the Will Smith movie looked good. It looked fine. He's fine. It's a clone of himself. Are you surprised that he hasn't won an Academy Award yet? Yeah, I was thinking that last night when i said nominee i was just like damn what's what what i thought he won one for ali nope tough nope he's a badass academy so white or oscar so white yeah he doesn't miss

oscar when he takes on a role i feel like like his misses, people sweep under the rug anyway. He might win for the genie. I don't think he will. In Aladdin. I don't think he will. So, what did y'all think of the movie? Which one? Rocket Man.

No one told us that Rocket Man was a musical. Yes. The media didn't tell us. Our friends didn't tell us. I had no idea. When we told people on Twitter that we were coming, no one told us it was a musical. I feel like the media probably told us. When they broke into that like no one told us it was a musical I feel like the media

probably told us when they broke into that first number I was like wait I was like uh oh I thought it was going to be a standard biopic about music

where they just you know the music in the movie you wanted Elton John Bohemian Rhapsody is what you wanted I thought it was going to be part of the storyline

I'm kind of glad it wasn't that because that movie stunk no it didn't stink it didn't stink the Queen movie should it have won it was cheesy was cheesy should have won oscars no well it was cheap i think you could make the case that he deserved like he could have deserved the oscar for it okay well like i didn't the movie as i think i've said this before it felt like a vh1 movie

i said that the movie was the movie didn't stink he i thought he was just okay and i'm becoming more aggressive towards it after seeing the elton john one and how much better it was than bohemian rhapsody oh you think so interesting oh absolutely interesting the the queen movie was cheesy it was like the it was it was cheesy how like they would show him and the first 45 minutes were cheesy in my opinion i thought the rest like straightened it out. And knowing what I know about all the stuff they didn't talk about, it was just like, I don't know. And the band was very involved

in like carefully crafting his memory and stuff, which I get right for your dude. But I like this because this was like unfiltered Elton John like circling the drain. Showed his dark moments.

I don't think we knew. We talked about this right after the movie like how bad off he was. No, I had no clue. I'll be honest. I had no clue. I didn't know he was a wild boy.

I knew he was a wild boy but I didn't know he was a certified wild boy. I'm just imagining him just tacking himself on to the wild boys cast. Nobody's wilder than the wild boys. Just going to like Africa with Pontius and Steve-O.

The truth is we love animals. Just see Elton John pointing at monkeys' dicks. I enjoyed the movie. It wasn't what I expected at all. I don't know why. I didn't expect a musical element to it. It being an actual musical. I don't like musicals.

I hate it when the movies about musicians have music in them it's not that's not the argument here don't he mean rhapsody did a good job of like sprinkling in the stuff when appropriate whereas like this was just a straight up musical yeah dave you don't understand what i mean no i do i'm just fucking with you okay um i thought that uh the main actor whatever his name is, I always forget his name. He was awesome. He sings the songs. Yeah, which he missed a couple solid notes in there, but I'm going to give him full credit regardless. It's hard to stack up against EJ, though.

Remy Malek, he lip-synced the entire thing. Yeah. That's still impressive. I'm not going to give somebody props for lip-syncing. You can't hit Freddie Mercury notes. Only one person can do that. That's true. Freddie Mercury.

Actually, no. There's a guy who does Freddie Mercury covers. True story. He sounds exactly like him. I heard him actually recently. How long into your life did it take you to realize that it was lip syncing and not singing? It took me probably an embarrassing amount of time to figure that out. Lip syncing is something you do on the weekend.

Yeah. No, I definitely knew that voice. Always? Yeah, i don't think it was ever a thing for me and i was probably in high school i was like wait it's what sinking i think i was i probably learned it during like say what karaoke remember that no say what karaoke are you serious on mtv dude it had some good shit i feel like in high school everybody had like a lip sync challenge. Like on TV? No, no, no, no, no. Like what your school puts on,

like eighth grade, you do, oh, in the speech tournaments we used to do in like seventh and eighth grade, they'd have a lip sync challenge. And so I definitely knew it then. Say what karaoke? Yeah, it was on MTV.

Let's see what years it was active from. 98 to 2003. It was hosted by that Dave dude. Remember Dave? The guy who won? Dave Holmes. Yeah, he won the... He beat Jesse.

Yeah, Jesse Camp. America's Next VJ. Yeah. Is it VJ? Yeah, video jockey. Never sounds normal coming out of here. Yeah, it sounds different these days. Is that the tall dude with the hair?

Yeah. Jesse Camp? Yeah. See, I sounds different these days. Is that the tall dude with the hair? Yeah. Jesse, Jesse Camp? Yeah. Yeah. See, I watched some of that shit. If you go on YouTube, you can find a video of Jesse Camp trying to buy Coke.

That's sad. Don't watch that. No, he's just on a cell phone talking to his dealer, blatantly trying to buy it outside of a club. And people are just like, Jesse, Jesse!

Jesse! Jesse! Jesse! Time to cook. Time to do Coke. I'm sorry, that's stupid. I liked it. I will say this. I'm sorry, that's stupid. I liked it. I will say this.

I'm never watching that movie again, though. I was thinking that, too. I was like, this is enough. But that being said, I enjoyed it. There were some moments in it where I was like, this is so well done. Yeah, there were some really, really cool moments in it. Sally was bummed that I saw it without her. And I have bad news.

I'm not seeing it with you. I've never seen that movie again. They left a couple hits out of the movie, which I wasn't too... Which ones? My favorite song of his, he started playing it for three seconds, and then he was cut off by the... Candle in the Wind? The music executive guy?

No, I guess that's why they call it the blues. I was kind of hoping for a Princess Di. They ran it back towards the end i thought no i kept listening for it did they didn't do mona lisa's and mad hatters did they no i wanted that too that's i think that's my fave and i didn't get that i will say this he's got so many hits benny and the jets i wasn't which i know is it's not like a deep cut but i fucking love this song because the live performances are sick go look probably his most popular song i would say.

Baby. No. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's not a deep cut. It's not his most popular. Is it? It's up there. It's like Rocketman,

Benny and the Jets, Crocodile Rock. I think Tiny Dancer. Crocodile Rock slaps Tiny Dancer. Tiny Dancer's a big one. But dude, he's got so many hits.

When he did, I'll just spoil part of this. When they did finally get to Benny and the Jets which it's when he is like about to really, really just jump headfirst down the drain. Yeah. And so it kind of gets interrupted. I thought the pool scene was really well done.

Yeah, it's cool. I thought the Troubadour, his first performance at the Troubadour. That was tight. That was lit. Yeah, that was lit. That was very cool. He started floating. Dude, I wanted to be in the Troubadour that's first performance at the troubadour that was tight that was lit yeah that was lit that was very cool um they started floating dude i wanted i wanted to be in the trooper was floating i wanted to be in the troubadour scene in la in the 70s just on some kind of wild everybody's everybody's going cowboy hat yeah everybody's just fucking around everybody's

on coke just wiling out and then elton john's just shredding up there on the piano that's that's all you need dave oh god dude what a scene oh it says here all those people are dead from entertainment weekly it says seven great elton john songs that aren't in rocket mate funeral for a friend slash love lies bleeding i don't think i could even recall that one burn down the mission same leave on that's On. That's an omission right there. Salvation, Philadelphia Freedom, Madman Across the Water, Mona Lisa's and Mad Hatter's.

That's the bummer one. I think that's my fave. That's his fave, man. Oh, well. They didn't make the movie for me. I enjoyed the movie, though. I did, too. I thought it was... I thought it was cool. We all took very different

routes to our snacks at the movie theater. I had a Mandela. Dave just drank a beer. Just one. I like to party. Will had three bags of Sour Patch.

No, I just had one. I would have gone back for more. Did you kill the bag? Yeah. It was sneaky, not that big. And I told Dylan when I sat down I was like, this bag is gone before the movie even

started. Dylan was eating a bag of Twizzlers. No, I got a box of Milk Duds. There were so many in there, I didn't even come close to finishing. You weren't eating them in a rapid clip. No, I was doing one at a time, man. Did you throw them away? You have to do one at a time. I just left them in the cup holder there. One of the theater jackies will get rid of it.

Dude, come on. That's shitty. Dude, that's fucked up. How are you such trash? They expect that. They come through with the little... You shove your trash in the front compartment on planes, and you just let them get it later

rather than doing it when they're walking around. I could see you being a litter bug. Oh, I don't litter. It would not shock me. Oh, come on. Like window down, he just chunks litter bug. Oh, I don't litter. It would not shock me. Oh, come on. Like, window down, he just chunks a can. Oh, that's fucked up.

Dude, it's chunk. Stop saying chunk. It's chunk. You've been doing chunk so much lately. Have I? Yeah. You did it yesterday, too.

We had the chunk the deuce discussion. I know, I know. I'm still not on board. Well, I mean, that's how the song is. So they got it wrong well it's slang so it's slang either way

you could say Chuck you could Chuck or Chunk but the dialect here in the south in Texas but we don't have to rehash that we can talk about

Elton John some more it's Chuck oh how about it's definitely Chunk how about Robb Stark being in the movie i didn't know he was in the movie p.s bud yeah it had a cast he was excellent he even got so he even got some singing in there which was nice he even got to hook up with elton john he hooked up with a lot

of dudes yeah yeah he and elton john had a steamy hookup they did i was like damn they're gonna after it how do you how do you If you're straight How do you gas your boy up To get ready to do that Why you gotta gas him up What do you mean Like you can't just like Jump into that scene

You gotta like Be like alright We're fucking going Let's do this Yeah I don't know What the preparation's like For a gay scene When you're not a gay man

I don't know how that goes Like cause like They sold that Yeah It's probably just part of Being a good actor I know You're just acting With a gay man But I feel like It'd be just part of being a good actor I know you're just acting like a gay man

but I feel like it'd be if you're a gay actor don't you think it'd be like you'd have to prepare differently to have a straight sex scene I don't know hard to say man hey do you think they dropped this

during pride month on purpose I don't know good question Dave I was thinking about that good solid ass question right there I bet they did I don't know

you know it's pride month so shout out to all our LGBTQ fans yeah Good question, Dave. I was thinking about that last one. Good, solid-ass question right there. I bet they did. I don't know. You know, it's Pride Month, so shout out to all our LGBTQ fans. Yeah. Shouts to you guys. Major shouts. Major. This had a cast in it, a sneaky cast. Yeah, you know, it's Ron Howard's daughter.

Bryce Dallas Howard? Yeah. I didn't know that was his daughter. Yeah. Really? Oh, yeah. Who? The mommy. His mom? Oh. His mommy. Oh, that's that was his daughter. Yeah. Really? Oh, yeah. Who? The mommy.

His mommy. Oh, that's the same lady from Jurassic World. Correct. Oh, my God. Yeah, that's right. The dark hair threw me. She was also in a very, very famous episode of Black Mirror. Yes.

Yes. An all-timer, some may say. She's very pretty to be... Yeah, her dad is Ron Howard. ...to be the offspring of Ron Howard, who is not a good-looking man. There's something about Ron Howard. It's just a little bit off. I'll just leave it there. I thought she was British.

I will say this. British. You know, he's directing the Pavarotti biopic, which is out, I think about to be out. I'll be honest, she turned out pretty good based on how her parents look. Who's the mommy? Her name is Cheryl Alley. Not a lot of info out there, but she's not, I wouldn't classify her as like a... A starlet?

Yeah, she's not knock your socks off gorgeous,, but Bryce Dallas, or yeah, Bryce Dallas Howard. How many swings would you give her on a scale of one to five? She gets two swings. Swing, swing. Bryce Dallas Howard can have three and a half swings. Swing, swing, swing. Yeah, precisely. I don't know.

Jurassic World, like, I mean, sorry, Rocket Man. Like, I enjoyed it. I was caught off guard. I think I would have liked it more had it not been as musically driven. Like, had it just been, like, only for the performances when they were singing. I wanted, like, real performances. You know, I didn't want musical numbers and, like, other characters breaking into song with them. And then they get back to, like, the storyline.

It was just weird to me. I don't like musicals don't musicals i don't they've never they've never been something i don't either but i really enjoyed this one yeah i'm glad i saw it i'm glad okay let me put it this way i'm glad i saw it in a theater yeah i don't think if i had been watching this at home i would have been as into it i think i would have probably maybe turned it off when i realized it was a musical at home if i was watching on hbo i think i would have probably maybe turned it off when I realized it was a musical at home. If I was watching it on HBO, I think I would have finished it. That might be true. Eh, no. Are we going to answer this question that's on here?

Oh, yeah. After Rocketman and Bohemian Rhapsody, who do we want Hollywood to make a movie about next? I have a good one, I think. Unleash it. Elvis. Yeah? I feel like that's been done. Has it?

I'm sure, but maybe not. Not a decently modern one. Do you think maybe they haven't made some? It's like Rolling Stones. They would be an electric one. But do you think some of these people are protective of their estate? Because Elvis, I feel like he had a lot of shit. Well, don't you think we should wait

until he retires before we do a biopic about the guy? I hate you. I mean, look, I love a good shortstop film as much as anybody. Oh my god. That's so stupid. For the many people unaware,

that's an Elvis Andrews joke. You think anybody's unaware? Elvis is a good one. That's a really good one. Thank you. He had a very tumultuous life. I've got one. Kurt is a good one. That's a really good one. Thank you. He had a very tumultuous life. I've got one. Kurt Cobain. Ooh.

I would watch the fuck out of that. Dave, that's a really good one. It's a good one. I'd rather see Elvis. It ends very poorly. I also never went through a Nirvana phase. Shot himself in the head with a shotgun, turns out. Yeah. I think Gordy Love did it.

I don't think that. Who are some other ones? Rolling Stones would be cool. I just want the Mick Jagger story. I don't care about the others. I'm thinking Darius Rucker. Yeah. And at the end, he just lives under par.

Hootie would be good. Hootie would be good. Darius Rucker. Who else? I only want to be with Dawn. Nothing I can do. Dude, the Elvis one's better than anything I had prepped. I only want to get on the forum.

What else you got, bitch? I don't know. I just Googled famous bands. It's got to be musician? Yeah. You Googled famous bands. Famous rock bands. Yeah.

Buddy Holly. Let's go old school. I'm sure that's been done. That has probably famous bands. Famous rock bands. Yeah. Buddy Holly. Let's go old school. I'm sure that's been done. That has probably been done. Hendrix? You know, they tried that with Onday Three Stacks. Oh. How'd that go?

I think amazingly poorly. How did Jimi Hendrix die? Didn't he OD? OD. Is that right? There's actually a really interesting conspiracy theory. Look it up. I'm not going to bring it up here.

Non-music? I'm going to to bring it up here, but... Non-music? I'm going to go Chris Farley. Who plays Chris Farley, though? That'd be fucking hard. What's Jenny McCarthy's sister's name? The McCarthy chick

that's in Bridesmaids? The bigger girl? The bigger lady? Melissa McCarthy? Yeah, she's got... They are not related. There's no way that's her sister. Are you kidding?

They're related. Jenny McCarthy... Put that up. I've Are you kidding? They're related. Jenny McCarthy... Put that up. I've told you... Dude. I have my laptop here. I'm sorry I keep telling you to look shit up. Yeah, you keep telling me to look shit up.

I know. I'm not... I feel bad picking it up on my phone. I used to be so in love with her. Jenny, that is. Although the details of Hendricks' last day and death are widely disputed, he spent much of September 17, 1970 in London with Monica dannerman dannerman the only witness to his final hours she said that she prepared a meal for him in his her apartment in this sorry i don't know any of these words these are in nodding essentially

nodding hill around 11 p.m late dinner and they shared a bottle of wine she drove him to his residence of an acquaintance at approximately 1 45 a.m where he remained for about an hour before she picked him up and drove them back to their flat at 3 a.m damn she's just like an uber driver she said they talked until 7 a.m when they went to sleep she woke up around 11 a.m found him breathing but unconscious and unresponsive she called an ambulance at 11 18 a.m which arrived at the scene at 11 27 a.m. they transported him to the hospital and pronounced him dead at 12 45 p.m. damn by the way

the McCarthy's they're cousins okay that's what you figured out yeah sister yeah I was gonna say sisters I don't like looking it up on my phone because I feel like y'all would think I'm texting so I'm very I don't mind I can think it's rude to do they think that he choked on his own vomit.

Yeah, asphyxiation. Wow, speaking of, your tummy is marking. It's rumbling. Hey man, how's your gut biome? Dude, that's scary. A lot of people die that way. A lot of people die that way. Don't do drugs, man.

Well, people do that just drinking. True. I think that's a very big thing oh let me do from the real world died doing that who was it pedro no he died didn't he die from oh yeah yeah uh what i forget his name he was a piece of puck you know he was he was kind of like an instigator he this was after he just did it partying, like not on the show. I forget his name. Just thought of a good one. Stevie Ray Vaughan.

I know very little about his life, so that would be interesting. I just want you two, just Bono and The Edge. I don't. That would be the most watered down, like image conscious. I don't know. Yeah, I don't really know who would be the best at this point. I think Elvis is. I think I'm on board with that being my number one most wanted.

I think because I also don't know that much about his life. Military man. I just want to know, did he actually die on the toilet getting a poop off? Isn't there's controversy around that i don't know the rumor as a kid was always that he he was pushing too hard and he popped a blood vessel in his head and died do you remember that no that was always that was always what like middle schoolers said that's how they tell you not to strain yeah which the guy knows hemorrhoids got him.

Can you die from hemorrhoids? No. That would suck. Maybe if he gets infected. That's gross. Ew. How about some old outlaws? How about Lil Waylon Jennings?

I don't know enough about these guys, so I can't weigh in on whether or not... Like just guys who live that wild ass that were in that scene. Why don't they just do the Highwaymen? You know there'll be a Willie one when he passes. Yeah, why don't they just do highwayman and just do like all of them?

That would be great. We had the Johnny Cash one. I thought it was good. Yeah. Probably his best work. What's his name? Phoenix. Joaquin.

Then he went in to live on to do a bit for the next 10 years. I respect that. You gotta respect that. That's tight. You've got to respect that. That's tight. Did you see Randy Quaid on Twitter? Yeah, what is he doing?

Yeah, I keep... What the fuck's he doing? He's mentally ill. He's gotten certified. Yeah, I'll just say mentally ill. Something's up. Yeah. Why is he doing this?

I don't know. It's hard to say. It's not going well. I mean, like... The results will shock you, let me tell you. Yeah, the results will shock you, let me tell you that. Yeah, the results will shock you. Give someone a...

For the people that don't know, explain what he's doing right now. Melting down? I just saw one tweet. It was a video he recorded at Bette Midler. And he was just calling her out for something. But he was right in front of the... It's like the camera's right in his face. He has some colored lights in the background.

They're lighting his face up and he's just going crazy. His cover photo's all-time bad, too. He's lost his mind. Honestly, he's pretty... Hold on. It says that... So he performs Trump tweets? Dude, this is Cousin Eddie we're talking about.

You know? Is he performing Trump tweets? Is that what he's doing? He's a big trump guy in fact he's crazy let me just let me read let me read the can i read the the tweet that the guy who's our president he tweeted this about bad meddler washed up psycho at bed meddler was forced to apologize for a statement she attributed to me that turned out to be totally fabricated by her in order to make, quote, your great president, end quote, look really bad. She got caught just like the fake news media gets caught.

A sick scammer. Washed up psycho. Is he performing Trump tweets right now? So it turns out he does this a lot. I thought it was a one-off tweet. He's been off the deep end for a minute. But the format of the camera right in his face with the color lights going, he does it a lot.

Do you think Melissa McCarthy is an anti-vaxxer like her sister Jenny McCarthy? No, I feel like she's got it a little bit more together. Although, man, I'm never going to say anything bad about Jenny McCarthy. Singled Out was a top five game show. That was because of what's-his-face, thoughwick yeah how pissed was no she was great on that show because she was like the hot girl who would like fart and pick her nose and everybody's like oh that's crazy have you witnessed a good anti-vax argument lately no try to avoid i did recently they turn into the most electric arguments ever. People just ride or die. I'm going to start bringing it up at dinners.

I took the homie in to get his annual. He got vaccinations while he was there. But before, the nurse was like, are you guys on the regular vaccination schedule? I said, oh, yeah. She goes, oh, thank goodness. They're just so relieved about that shit these days. Yeah.

There's a lot of people who want to spread them out instead of doing them all at once. Which I don't think that makes you an anti-vaxxer. I feel like that just makes you something else. That's just like being like, hey, look at me over here. I guess. I was like, yeah, pump them full of shit. Whatever you gotta do. Well, you know, I double vaccinated Rosie on accident.

Yeah. Not bad. Yeah. Has she turned into a mutant yet? Yeah. She's actually growing another dog out you know, I double vaccinated Rosie on accident. Yeah. My bad. Yeah, has she turned into a mutant yet? Yeah, she's actually growing another dog out of her back. She's now a Chernobyl dog.

Yeah. The homie is not a fan of shots, by the way, if you're wondering. I'm not either. He's very upset. I would be too. Poor little fella.

Why can't they do them all? He's anti-vax. Wow. He's anti-getting stuck with a needle, I think is what it is. Should we round out our movie convo with the news of Robert Pattinson being the new Batman

should we discuss Postmates first don't worry about it co no we got a lot to do today this is running long already I don't fucking care hit us with that Postmates co why is Robert Pattinson the new Batman? I don't like this.

I don't know. He's following up Christian Bale. Is it confirmed? You can't do the vampire from Twilight. You just can't. Like, dude. Like, he's not Batman material. He's like all like frail and sickly looking.

This is the guy who played Harry Potter, right? Yeah, totally. He sang Meet Me in the Middle, too. Okay. I just don Middle, too. Okay. I just don't get it. Yeah. I feel like this is just a bummer for me. I feel like they're making too many Batman movies.

I thought, not with Christian Bale. I thought Christian Bale's Batman movies were the tightest. It's iconic. Yeah. It goes Christian Bale 1A, Michael Keaton 1B. I see. I disagree. I think it's Christian Bale 1, Michael Keaton 2.

Did anyone see the Ben Affleck one? I did. Yeah, it was fine. It sucked a hot one. I mean, it was like whatever. I'm glad I saw it because I like Batman, but I don't care. Clooney.

He was better than Clooney. Val Kilmer. Clooney was wrong, though. The entire premise of the Clooney Batman Batman movies were just the worst he just had he had the worst gang of villains

it was so bad yeah Robert Pattinson he needs is this going to be one of those things where he puts on like 30 pounds of muscle and then Men's Health

does like a thing if he does that Robert Pattinson I'm going to be better with it if better with it i hope he does i hope they do it stack on some and we're all gonna be like dude how'd he get so jacked and the answer is always two things uh he's really really wealthy hgh and he's a he's an actor so um yeah he's gonna get on a cycle he's gonna eat perfect he's got people making his a cycle. He's going to eat perfect. He's going to have people making his meals. He'll have a personal chef, and he'll be training. He's not in bad shape, but he's not Batman.

How long does it take to get into movie shape? Can you do it in three months? Yes. Really? It depends on where you come from. If you're a frail guy, you could probably do it in less. You're not having to burn a bunch of fat. Just stack mass.

I bet you could do it in 10 weeks what's his face put on weight for the rocket man the guy who played elton john yeah but not good weight we're talking like no i know i know i know i know he put on like he doed himself down oh yeah for sure was elton john hot like in his youth no i think he i think you would classify him as hot just because he had like swagger i don't think he was he invented swag he wasn't he wasn't handsome he had swag and uh rob stark had the most business swag of all time i'd rather have robert stark like after last night hey robert just raw no no dude i'd rather have robert i'd rather have Robert Stark. Oh, Bob Stark? Yeah.

Bobby Stark played Batman than Robert Pattinson at this point. Oh, I'd be cool for that. Could he be in the running for a James Bond nod? No. Robbie Stark? No, he doesn't have the facial structure for it. Yeah, but he's hot, though. He's a good-looking man.

He just doesn't have... He's not Bond-esque in the way he looks. Yeah, but... His features aren't striking. People said that about... People said that about Daniel Craig, too,

that he was a departure from your typical Bond. What's that supposed to mean? What do you mean? Oh, because Dave looks like him. He was more rugged. He was more rugged-looking. Yeah.

If you put him up against... What's his face? Pierce. Pierce Bros face? Pierce. Pierce Brosnan? Pierce is just a handsome fellow. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, Rob. Oh, yeah. Actually, I'm not going to write off Rob Stark. Robert Stark. When you finally do this watch of that show, you might change your tune a little bit on Rob Stark. Why is that? I mean in a positive way. You might think he's way more attractive.

I think he could. I think he could do it. Okay. I have no issue with him doing that. Good. I don't either. Him as P.S. Butt and Bodyguard, it makes sense.

Dude, Bodyguard, if you've not watched Bodyguard, is it still on Netflix? I'm sure it is. Great show. Awesome. Dylan didn't like it, on Netflix? I'm sure it is. Great show. Awesome. Dylan didn't like it, right? Did you watch it?

Yeah. Dylan didn't like it as much as we did. I wasn't as into it as you guys were. Wow. This is code for I didn't watch it. I did watch it. I'm allowed to have an opinion that's different. No, you're not.

Yeah, but just so many of them go right to the dumpster. It's crazy. I said I didn't enjoy it as much as you okay actually they're born in the dumpster they come out here to say hi

and then we say go back home I'm sorry I hate you I don't know what was the other stuff we were talking about that's just it

like Robert Pattinson I don't care anymore I'm gonna see the movie I'm gonna see the Batman movies yeah I guess I mean I'm not gonna feel good about it okay he actually though if you think about it he does look like a little trust fund bitch though

yeah that's true so this might actually work no one talks about the fact that yeah batman's just a little fucking trust fund bitch that just like actually does stuff with the money i think people talk about it it's tight yeah we're talking about it he's scared too he doesn't have any real superpowers he's just loaded those money yet yeah his superpower is a diverse portfolio that's the best kind i wish that yeah i'm trying to trying to get that 401k yeah like that sounds like a great superpower. When are we going to do 401ks? Dude, I haven't touched mine in too long.

Yeah, I haven't either. I keep forgetting that it exists. Dylan's is all in Bitcoin. Yeah, how's your Bitcoin doing? I checked it this morning for some reason. About the same. Cool. Do you check your Bitcoin more than the Patreon?

No, I check Bitcoin once uh i don't know a month you know i check a lot like daily postman even though it doesn't update daily uh no credit karma oh really yeah i'm obsessed with that i can't stop looking at it they have so much information i always check free credit report.com to see if that little band is back together. The freecreditreport.com guys. Dude, they stunk. They were tight. They had a lot of range. Do you even know your credit score, Dylan? It's pretty good. 690? Nah, I'm in the 700s. Nice. Yeah. Let's talk about Postmates. When you need red wine at 4 p.m., sushi at 9 p.m., or a breakfast burrito at 8 a.m., an ibuprofen at 10 a.m., just Postmate it, baby.

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doing content we're talking about greg abbott over here we're in the golden age of uh political content kind of like how like a lot of like media companies just want like viral like clips like all these politicians want is just like viral experiences that they document in a shitty way. You've got to connect with the millennials, man. Dude, it's so bad. Yeah. So we got tagged in this a bunch. So Greg Abbott signed a bill that allows delivery of beer and wine in Texas.

He's the governor of the great state of Texas. A lot of y'all don't know that. And he's doing this deal now. When he signs bills, he's doing a real crude video from his phone. Not like a production team. He's vlogging. He's bill vlogging, which no one's doing. And it just got me thinking.

We got Beto over here going live in the dental chair. Getting haircuts. doing weird shit dan crenshaw if you don't know him from the the houston area gentle dan gentle dan uh oh okay i see what you did yeah dude i mean like he's doing video everybody's doing videos and they're real crude i actually i don't know I, I kind of appreciate it more than like one that has a production team out there where it's like really, you know, produced, but I just, it's not good content. I, I just feel like it's so blatant what they're doing whenever this happens. Ted Cruz.

I don't know how, I know how Ted Cruz hasn't gotten into this, but Ted Cruz is all over Twitter trying to like, he's trying to get the RTs. No, Ted probably has like a million videos that have been deleted that they're trying to do this with and his team's just like, Dude, I was just thinking the exact same thing. Not there yet, Ted.

He's like, what do you guys think of this one? Like, Ted, this ain't it. Dude, Ted, delete that. Ted, we're not gonna do it. What do you guys think about this vlog? Yeah, Ted, not only should you delete it, but you need to delete it from your recently deleted folder.

Go ahead and delete the Twitter app, too, while you're at it, Ted. My noties are popping right now. They gave Ted Cruz an iPod Touch instead of an iPhone. They're like, here, just use this. They just opened up a Word doc and they told him it's his website? Exactly. They're like, dude, yeah, here, sorry, Ted. But, like, I mean, Beto going live. We've talked about this, like, dude, yeah, here, sorry, Ted. But like, ah.

I mean, Beto going live. We've talked about this numerous times before. Beto going live, it's just always like you open it and you're like, this is going to be so cringy. Have you watched the HBO doc yet on him? No. I didn't know there was one. There is one. It's going to be so bad.

Is it just following him around like now? I think so. what's the is it just following him around like now i think so so it's just probably gonna be a lot of canned statements where he's wearing the exact same outfit standing on a fucking table with his sleeves rolled up dude he i can't get past his voice it sounds like he can't get a full breath of air and it sounds like he's trying to do a barack obama impression like it sounds like everything he thinks he's saying... Yeah. And this has nothing to do with his policies. But everything he says, it sounds like he thinks it's going to have the weight

of a speech in front of the United Nations. Yes. Like it's overdramatic. Yeah. No, he took everything that Obama did in order to become a powerful speaker, and he's trying to do it, but he's not really accomplishing it. Yeah. He kind of has Dylan fake voice.

Yeah. Elizabeth Holmes, maybe. Elizabeth Holmes deep fake voice. Dude, she should run for president. She's got it going on. That lady sucks. She sucks. Yeah, she does.

I've recommended the podcast to somebody recently and i told them i was like dude she's so much worse than the documentary like leads on like really yeah people were like like there's a dude who killed himself because of her and like they didn't even talk about that on the documentary i'm like dude you probably should have talked about that like that's fucked up yeah that is yeah uh they both have the i just got punched in the stomach and i'm recovering and trying to tell my boys i'm good voice no i'm fine have you seen the twitter threads about just beto standing on tables everywhere he goes yeah like he can't speak without standing on a fucking table and now he's getting wrong to the point to where like in every photo they always find the

one person in the crowd who has a look of disbelief or just kind of skeptical. And that tweet always gets passed around. That's always their response to him. But like, hey man, just go into the diner and maybe don't stand on the diner table. Yeah, that's not sanitary. Yeah. With your trendy ass Cole Haunts. Chukka boots or something.

Yeah, your Chukkas. He's wearing some Jay Cruchino, some Chukka boots and a Mizzen and Main shirt. Is he Mizzen and Main? Probably. God, he is, isn't he? I don't know. He wears the exact, I'm looking at photos. I'm just scrolling photos of him now. He looks the exact same in every single photo. What do you think about Greg Abbott going blazer over the golf polo? Dude, I kind of like that move. I'm never going to do it, but for old dudes, like that's just a chill move. That a move i know this move very well it's a friday move and when you have a client or somebody coming in unexpectedly and you keep that blazer on your door and you're wearing your your colonial country club polo and you just throw it on over it to make it look like you've been doing important shit but

like in reality like you've just been sending memes to your boys in the office all day i get that move it's so specific stupid specific right now the thing about i think there's one politician who's he's not even doing bits to go viral he just naturally does this shit biden he's just like he's a natural content machine he doesn't i don't think he realizes it biden's cool as hell man dude he he's like he's got swagger. Yeah. Yeah. Dave seems suspicious of our Biden compliment. I'm suspicious of anyone who's been in politics as long as him.

Oh, he's definitely got some skeletons in his closet. Maybe literally. His record is not great. And he's just like the the definition of like walking plastic surgery like from the plugs to just the the facelifts it's just just give it up dude let somebody else have it no he wants it we're gonna get i think i i think i announced on this very podcast i mean it might have been on touching base that he was running for president. Do you remember that? Wait, so you announced it? Yeah. He announced through

you vicariously? No, he started his Instagram account again and people were like, oh, Joe Budden's on Instagram. I was like, oh, so he's running for president. That's the only reason a guy like him would start an Instagram account. I will say that we are going to get some electric content out of the Trump-Biden race.

Oh, yeah. I mean, from our perspective, we might have to do a spinoff political pod. Oh, yeah. We are going to get some electric content out of the Trump Biden race. Oh, yeah. I mean, from our perspective, we might have to do a spinoff political pod. Oh, yeah. That'll be good. Because people really want to know what we have to say. Hey, did you did you guys want to talk about. By the way, Greg Abbott, former Panther great Duncanville Panther.

Wow. Shout. Yeah. Did you want to talk about my socks? We can. I mean... Not to expose myself like you did yesterday. No, it's just, you know, coming from the guy who's so vocal about my trash socks and bringing it to the world on social media, it's only fair that I come at you a little bit for your

trash, trash, holy socks so we're very dylan posted it to his instagram story at d shivery and then it got screenshot and put on the subreddit and people are like ripping on me and while i'm not going to defend these socks because yes i'm well aware they're trash they're solely these are just a vehicle i'm not even a vehicle these are just a buffer between my foot and the shoe like while i'm running out of the house they were so holy uh what how is that different from my socks my socks serve the same purpose that sounds like all so here's the here's why i think it's different already you're pointing your finger right at me yes here's why it's different because you can see your socks and like the like anyone can see them when you're wearing them what you should have said the difference is your socks

used to be good socks but they're just but they're just worn the hell out. They're full of holes everywhere. My socks were just trashed from the day I acquired them. That's the difference. No, but Dylan's... No, yours are like stretched out now where the heel cap is up on your Achilles. They're not stretched out.

They're just too big. Did you just have fat ankles? No. Yeah, like... See, the difference that i see here is that like mine are trashed in this very in this like in this small room because no one can see them besides you guys whereas like you if you go to the gym they're trashed to everybody yeah the world sees your trash dylan's up to his gym attire uh exponentially i saw him getting some lulu shorts off yesterday

which is uh flags i'm wearing right now that's what I wear every day to the gym. Wow. You didn't used to. Are you washing those? Of course. You used to wear a pair of mesh shorts and you couldn't tell if they were like RG or like Rydell or whatever.

I have my black ones on yesterday, Dave. These are named. You used to rock Aeropostale. No, I've never owned anything from that brand ever. Come on. Yeah, I looked good in the gym now yeah i'll say it you got those rollback polo rollback rollback performance t performance yeah i pair them with some lulu shorts and i'm off putting up big boy weight you see me

i saw you under that squat rack yeah yeah you did now the reason I wore those socks is, honestly, I wear them often. It's solely to not sweat directly into my shoe. If I could go barefoot in sneakers, I'd do it every single time. It's not comfortable, man. It isn't ultra-boost. That's weird. Going barefoot? Yeah.

That's a weird move, dog. I don't do it, but that's why I wear those trash-ass socks. To be honest, Sally and I have talked. We kind of share a sock drawer, and we've talked about how we just need to go buy like a hundred pairs of nice footy socks like that. The MeUndies socks are the best. MeUndies? They make the best no-show.

See, the only issue I have is that, so I was wearing Vans yesterday. They show in Vans. Well, those are black, so you can see them out of the top. I need some white ones. Was this in honor of the 25-year anniversary of Enema of the State? Maybe. It was 20 years, wasn't it? It was 20.

Yeah, it had to be 20. 25 would be... I was like 14. Maybe Dude Ranch is 25. I like Dude Ranch more than I like Enema of the State. Dude Ranch is my favorite Blink album. No cap. Oh, wow.

No cap. All right, cuh. Damn, cuh. Dude, I honestly think it's better. No, I love Dude Ranch. It has more like horse fucking jokes. True. In fact, what was that about, by the way?

Yeah, I don't know. They were pretty inappropriate. Dude Ranch. Wasn't Dude Ranch pre-Travis Barker 2? Yeah, that's when they still had, Scott was his name,

I think? I think it was Todd. Might have been. I don't know. Hard to say. They're touring, and for someone who loved Lil Wayne,

Blink-182? No, but they're also doing the festival circuit, too. And for someone who really, truly loved Blink-182 back in, but they're also doing the festival circuit, too. And for someone who really, truly loved Blink-182 back in the day, I have no desire to see them without Tom. Tom's making headlines. I don't understand how anyone could like that band.

It's just so weird to me. Blink. They're like... At the time, they were one of the most famous bands in the world. I get it. They were number one on TRL, dude bands in the world. I get it. They were number one on TRL, dude.

Yeah. No, I get it. Dude, old school MTV's get all the shots. You just don't like the What's My Age Again song because it makes you think how you're old as fuck. It makes you think too introspectively. Well, I don't like that song, but it's because it's absolutely atrocious. No, it's not. It's terrible. You know What's My Age Again was the original song in the summer?

What? Dude, they hit it. Freshman year. Like the first summer they had a song was that was the original song in the summer? Dude, they hit. Freshman year. The first summer they had a song was that one. Original song in the summer. They had some good summer jams. If you were a suburban Dallas kid, song in the summer, numero uno, freshman year. Because that's when song in the summer starts mattering.

Because you get friends who can drive. It was What's My Age Again. Dude, when they had, what's it called? When American Pie came out and they had Blink-182 in the movie and on the soundtrack. Oh, yeah. It was like, dude, yeah.

Of course I'm going to love this. Was it Dammit? Was Dammit on there? When Dammit comes on, you want to do some... I think Wendy Clear was what they played in the movie. Oh, I think you're right. Which that song hits. But I don't get how you can't like them, Dylan.

I don't get how you can't. Dude, they were the best. Oh, man. I don't get how you can't. Dude, they were the best. Oh, man. I loved them. They were my intro to punk, and then I went a little too far down the rabbit hole. I was just heavy into gangster rap back then.

Yeah. I was doing drugs. Because that totally makes more sense to like... Bone Thugs. Notorious B.I.G. As you drove your Corvette to school. Yeah. That's weird.

The guy who drove the Corvette to school didn't blink. Yeah. You were such a tool. Man, that car was fun. I had a lot of fun in that thing. Okay. It was tight. Okay, dude.

Gross. What's her name? I would pop those tops. T-tops? Yeah. Did they have a back seat? No. Dude, it's a Corvette.

Do you know anybody who had the T-tops on the Trans Am? Or the Firebird? Which one was it? Some guy from my high school they flew off on the highway no shit yeah what an idiot you don't want to see that no the trans am was like up there it's like because like there was a fast car contingency guys who went to the street races on royal lane so you had like mustang 5.0 guess get stick shift then you had trans am guys uh what was the ford must like the souped up um cobra the cobra yeah there's like one guy from high school had the cobra and that dude fucking dominated yeah ford lightning truck that was the one i always wanted but i never got i got a tacoma didn't you really want like a ford? No, it's a Raptor.

No, it was a Craptor. Ford Raptor, those are so bad. Sorry if you drive one, people. Don't apologize. They're so bad. If you drive one, you need to be aware that that car sucks. Yeah. Just know.

If you live in Ohio and drive a Ford Raptor... Oh, God. Stop. People are DMing me being like, like why you gotta shit on my state so much and i i'm like i'm sorry they are catching a lot of that smoke well we we narrowed it down to certain regions of of people acted like i totally shit on ohio like i didn't i said i was like i actually like cleveland as a city i like columbus as a city. I like Columbus as a city. And I like the south western or southeastern part of the state. But like, I'm a big geography guy. Like I like, not in terms of knowledge, but like when I'm somewhere, I base it off of what it looks like. If you think that western Ohio is some beautiful thing, like I think you're mistaken. I thought you liked, oh,

you like southeastern. Yeah, I i don't i don't think anybody thinks that it's a beautiful thing yeah like i it's just not for me but that's it how did we even get here i don't know what was this segment about let's talk about let's let's talk about our last thing before this weekend of fun hank haney oh no explain what he's doing on everything he's doing a lot oh so extra lately. He had the statement on his radio show, everybody already saw this, about the LPGA and about how Ali is going to,

Ali, not Ali, I said that weird, is going to win the U.S. Women's Open. Women's U.S. Open. Not sure how that's said, sorry. And he got a lot of blowback. I think he got suspended from the show. Anyway, he didn't double down on it, but he kept tweeting.

So after... They should have given him the Ted Cruz phone. Absolutely. No, that's a great thing that they should have given him. Jinsong Lee, 6-1. So Lee did win, but Lee's 6. Whatever, not important. He doubled down and made a joke like, see, look, Ali did win.

I was like, okay, dude, just stop tweeting. Yeah, now's not the time to scoreboard. Anyway, they asked Tiger about it. So Tiger's obviously has some Asian American in him. And he said, you know, suspension was right. We know what he said. He obviously meant what he said. Hank doubled back at Tiger tiger clapped back at him

through the notes app but not only did he hit back at him on the notes app screenshot of the notes app posted it on twitter but he added tiger woods in the notes app which is a weird move if you're not big on twitter if you add someone in another app and then just post that photo in twitter that person's not going to see it. So it just seemed odd. I do respect that he went notes app. You had to. If you apologize, you have to go notes app. He didn't apologize. Or I mean, I guess if you're putting a statement out. Yeah, yeah, he

didn't apologize. He just went scorched earth in the notes app. He's picking the wrong battles here. I'm only going to tweet. You don't go at Tiger Woods over a pretty harmless comment when you're dealing with much more significant shit on your behalf like what are you doing this is not smart by him i think i'm just gonna start tweeting screenshots instead of actually tweeting i wouldn't assume that hank haney has like a pr person he's not like

that kind of elite status he's a have you read his book that's why i never liked him i don't like what he did tiger in that book i think i was messed up i wrote his career that was my pool book for like a month one summer and like i got kind of into it and then i finally stepped back and i was like actually fuck hank haney he's kind of like he thinks he thinks that he did like he created tiger woods his quote amazing how tiger woods has become the moral authority okay so this golf digest article they spelled out tiger woods in the quote they didn didn't put at Tiger Woods, which is what he did. Amazing how Tiger Woods has become the moral authority on issues pertaining to women. I spent six great years coaching Tiger, and not once did he ever hear me utter one sexist or racist word.

Now, in addition to being a 15-time major champion, I guess he thinks he's also a mind reader? Hashtag glass houses. Oh, that's another thing. Oh, he hashtagged. He hashtagged in it that got overlooked in the notes app you can't even click that no i want to see i want to see who else hashtag glass houses come on hank bad move by hank yeah dude what are you doing you're supposed to be you know preserving your image over here you're fixing it you don't you don't go at someone else

for like an extracurricular... It's just dumb. He pops on to some radio shows every now and then around major time and does five minutes with the hosts. He's good. He's informative, but I've never gotten past the Tiger stuff.

I like him just taking to Twitter fingers, though. Do you ever revisit old Twitter stuff that you just thought was entertaining? I don't even know. Do you? I went to go revisit the other day. Remember Hey Ladies? I went to go revisit that. You know what?

All their tweets are deleted. Really? Just saying. Wait, all their tweets pertaining deleted. Really? Just saying. Wait, all their tweets pertaining to you? Yep. Explain to people, because a lot of people don't know what that is. I forget when this was, but I got accused of an old series I wrote, Things Girls Do After Graduation.

One of the things, these girls who wrote a book called Hey Ladies, they accused me of plagiarism, like straight up plagiarism. And they got their little contingent of people in New York that are also in the publishing and like writing online to do it and they they called it egregious and then a bunch of people came to my defense and was like he's been doing this for two and a half years it was because once or maybe twice you would do you would switch up the format on things girls do an email that said hey ladies and it started off hey ladies yeah and and they think that they have ownership over that yeah yeah and so they they got mad at me and they started coming at me on

twitter and i went to go revisit it the other day because i was like man that was so stupid and i kind of wanted to see how they just got dominated they deleted like all the tweets are deleted and another person who has like a big twitter following i'm not going to add her because i don't want her to get any pub but oh she was the worst she was the worst and she deletes all her tweets too like they delete after like three months so she has no accountability online so they have that they have that app yeah there's an app that deletes your old tweets if you if you do that then you don't have your own accountability and you're coming at people's necks on twitter like that's bullshit that's bullshit and so yeah i don't know i i love a good twitter beef nothing gets my blood boiling

like that but like if you if you're deleting your stuff after come on that one i don't remember who she is she's like a digital tech reporter for like buzz i don't know if it's something something like that she was the worst one and she doesn't even have any she was just friends with these girls yeah she said something about how it was it had to do with my masculinity she just thought of every buzzword it was hot and i was like i don't think this has any relevance here she didn't know they didn't she didn't do any research no she was the worst that was dude she was and she she deletes all of all of her old tweets she wrote something like a month later they got absolutely torched i was hung over in a hotel room and i was laying there and she wrote something and people were just flaming her and it cured my hangover i was just like oh i was like she's getting killed i love this like

she deserves it too this is such a bad i just remember thinking this is such a bad fucking waste of time imagine getting outraged over that yeah it was so it was all the shit it was lit if you looked at their if you looked at like the google trends the most hey ladies ever got in terms of searches was that day. They wrote a book too. Yeah. And the book got bad reviews because people couldn't download it to their Kindle. I was pissed about that.

That's like all the bad reviews. And then people started trashing them on behalf of me where I was like, please don't trash their book. That's fucked up. Somebody actually just sent me a PDF of the book and I printed it out and threw it away. Nice. That's sweet. Can you send me that PDF so I can just print it out and write a book based off of it? I'm going to convert it into a Word and then send it to you.

Okay. That works. Oh, yeah, you can do that now. I got that Adobe Enterprise. Is that the thing that... What old people things in the office plague old people the most? Converting PDFs to Word. That's for sure.

Just connecting to any printer i struggle with both connecting printers track dude it our old place of employment that that was infuriating 15 chance you could print something that day i never had an issue all right well fuck right off mine mine always worked and i always felt kind of bad about it but i never publicized it because i didn't want to be the guy who got documents sent to him to print. That was Joe. Joe Nolent. Joe was the only one who I could always print, and I would send him shit. See, I didn't want to be that guy, so I never told anybody.

You can't be the printer, dude. That sucks. Should we do this weekend in fun? You pull up, like, you want to connect to a printer, and it's like the same printer, but in parentheses, one, two, three, like all the way down to eight, and you're like, I don't know which one it is. Biggest kick in the dick. Before we do this weekend of fun, let's talk about our friends over at Roback.

Polos, quarter zips, hats, performance tees, the whole gamut. I love it. Dave was just talking about how I look so good at the gym these days. That's because I'm wearing Roback shirts. No one's pairing Roback shirts with Lululemon. Your boy is. Actually, I bet a lot of people are. They should be at at least i've been doing it quite a bit i wore one out to let rosie out this morning and i was like you know what i want a performance tee for this

i should just toss it back on to come in here but it was early in the morning anyway don't sleep you're going henley you're going henley wednesday henley wednesday yeah oh yeah i don't know why i put this shirt on but i did i should have been wearing a row back polo yeah um if you haven't checked them out please do i would highly advise it uh not only are they comfortable but they look good their prints are solid they have a dog logo on it which immediately puts out to everyone that you walk in front of like oh this dude's chill yeah yeah this dude pets it's a rhodesian ridgeback for those keeping track at home uh we also have 20 off at roback.comcom it's CB20 again it's CB20

for 20% off at rollback.com Dylan start us off this weekend in fun as always presented by Eisenhower's Eisenhower's on Rainy Street baby

might see you there Saturday actually if Saturday derails I could see myself being there at sunset oh this is week of Will now

it's kind of month of Will Sally's just gone so like you never know I might do I might end up at Eisenhower's like three days in a row being there at sunset. Oh, this is week of Will now? It's kind of month of Will. Sally's just gone. So, like, you never know. I might do. I might end up at Eisenhower's like three days in a row. I can't do that. It's a little aggressive.

Maybe just once. It's a fun place, but that's aggressive. Yeah. I will not be on Rainy Street or Eisenhower's this weekend because I will be at the ranch. I'm going Friday and Saturday night.

It's been a minute since I've been out there. Homie and I are going. The whole squad's going to be out there. I cannot wait. I'm very excited. I haven't seen my mom since Mother's Day.

Is your father-in-law going to be cooking out there? I don't have a father-in-law. I have a step... That's what I meant. Sorry. Stepfather. That's what I meant.

Stepfather. Oh, yeah. Dude, he puts on a feast every time we're out there. Dude, he blew my socks off. It's so good, but I just feel like so weighed down

at the end of that trip. His jalapeno poppers just went the fuck off. Did you ever go jog the ranch? No, but we have a really, really joggable hill, very steep hill that gets up to where

our house is, actually. And I've considered doing it. It's too hot now. I can't, unless I get up early. You gotta watch out for them snakes, too. Yeah, Dylan goes for a run and ends up dead on some trail. Jesus.

What's your problem? That's dark. I was imagining a snake. You pass out from being hot and the snake just... We killed a... It's likely. I say we. My mom and stepdad killed a rattlesnake a couple weeks ago right by the house.

They're out there, man. Anyway, yeah. There's a hill out there that's very joggable it's actually paved too it's perfect but i haven't done it yet paved it's paid i was imagining trail running i was thinking trail but paves fine whatever you want to jog i just the terrain is a little rough to be jogging still i didn't actually want you to die there i was just saying well i would hope not remember when the horses turned on you i have a significant investment in your life being a continuation you know i tell that that horse story to people and they laugh like i'm fucking around with them when it was very

life or death they laugh because it's not something you encounter all the time and it's kind of different it's like being attacked by like a herd of uh golden retrievers like i get it um but you know that's how i want to go that sounds really tight it sounds tight if i'm if It's like being attacked by a herd of golden retrievers. I get it. That's how I want to go. That sounds really tight. It sounds tight. If I'm standing there and a herd of golden retrievers runs up to me, I'm not running from them. I'm loving it.

What if they're like... They got tennis balls. What if they're ravenous and they just want to just tear your guts out, though? Rabbits? Ravenous? Oh, I thought you said rabbits. I was like, you see Raven got engaged? From The Bachelor?

To who? I don't care. Adam? That dude, Matt or Adam. Remember we confused the shit out of those two? Yeah, we never you said rabbits. I was like, you see Raven got engaged? From The Bachelor? Uh-huh. To who? I don't care. Adam? That dude, Matt or Adam. Remember we confused the shit out of those two? Yeah, we never knew his name. Yeah. You had the horses in the back and they were like, hey, dude, bring back the forms and

they just charge your bitch ass. Didn't happen quite like that, but something along those lines, yeah. Did the horses say fuck you, Dorn, before they tried to stomp you out? Man, they wanted blood that day. It was ugly. Wait, were you with your dog or parts? I was with my dog, and she took off running.

I was like, hey, respect. Get out of here. Take care of yourself. I had to jump in cactus to evade them. I threw a patch of cactus. It was not pretty. Cacti is a top five word. Just want to point that out.

That's a killer cacti. Anyway, can you wait to go out there this weekend man give me a good time hopefully it will be nice is it supposed to be? I don't know Dave what are you doing this weekend? got this tropical system right here pissing on us dude every time you say that I just think of a reggae version

of System of a Down that might be better than actual System of a Down Tropical System of a Down? they can play at will mons anyway no one's going to will mons dude tell me you're not going there dave what do you got yeah what are you doing this weekend you're just staring off in the distance i don't know uh i got really no plans pretty excited about that tight i'm hoping we can we can get together and do some activities. Hey, y'all come out to the ranch sometime soon? I've literally told you like a million times

I'm always down. Yeah. For sure. Now that I have my own room, we'll do it. You do? I know. I'm always down. Not this weekend.

You too, Dave. I just need a tent. You and your lovely wife, if you have your own bedroom. I'll tent. Give me a cot. Okay. No, dude.

Then you're going to get to buy a snake or something. I don't want that. I'm not a high snake. You can bring Randy. Can I bring Rosie? You didn't even invite her. You can bring Rosie. I need to get Randy that rattlesnake vax. Is that a thing? Yeah.

It's a series of two shots over a two-week period. Oh, fuck. And they can just beast them? I think it becomes way more likely that they'll survive a rattlesnake attack. Do you know how they teach a dog to be scared of a snake? I've heard different things, but let's hear it. This could be inaccurate. They'll take a rattlesnake and take the venom out of it

and let the snake actually go at the dog. It's harmless because it's out of venom. It'll bite down on the dog and scare the shit out of it. What if you grab the snake that you forgot to take the venom out of and then all of a sudden it's just biting your dog? They're probably pretty careful with that. That's how Chernobyl happened. They have the antidote nearby.

Just in case. I'm not letting Rosie get bit by some... I feel like it's in dogs' DNA to be scared of a snake. So they just see it and they know. I think the most in nature Rosie goes is like Zilker Park. So I think she's probably fine. No, when we take her out to Sally's

parents house and shit, I get worried when she's running around. Because like, I mean, you see shit out there all the time. I told you, there was a rattlesnake in their chicken coop the other day. Sally's dad had to stomp it out. He stomped it out? I don't know. He he stomped it out i don't know what he killed it i don't know what he did i i don't know i just do not like snakes man they don't even have legs and they can get around all this is weird they're weird

um so yeah i i really got nothing on the agenda um so I'm going to probably rest up. I went pretty hard the last two weekends. Yeah, you've been going hard lately. So, yeah, I'm going to probably lay low a little bit. I'll get out, though. It doesn't mean I'm opposed to it. I just don't have anything on the books right now. Oh, Dave's going to step out. Oh, you know I might.

Maybe do a dinner somewhere. I could go eat a meat pie with you if you want. I've been kind of craving that place. Last night made me want to eat that place oh my god you can still have a pint with your boy you don't have to watch soccer when that guy in the movie last night said

are we done recording can we go get a pint and Elton John told him to go get a pint because he was going to go hook up with this dude with P.S. Budd in the closet I was like dude get in a pint you had a pint at the time i mean i could do that we don't have to do that it's not exactly pint weather it's kind of weird like right now like i want to go out and like have

some drinks during the day and stuff you have a pint in any weather dave and that's true it's just i feel like it's if i go out and day drink drink, I'm going to get way too hot, way too fast at this point. Yeah, we don't have to do patio. We're already in sweat season. It sucks. I have obligations this weekend that I'm supposed to do, and, like, I really don't want to fulfill any of them. I think if the weather, weather permitting, I'm hitting my pool at some point. I also have a, with Sally gone, i want to change up our apartment a little bit

because she kind of holds me back so i think i'm going to go to like a store and look at some stuff to put in our bedroom and there's a chair that i've been looking at at this second or not second hand like a swing this discount it's not a swing i've been looking at this chair and i think i might go cop the chair. Sally's been trying to get me not to for months, and I'm like, sorry. Why is she against it? Because she says we don't have room for it. We'd have to get rid of something else, and I'm fine getting rid of that.

So I think I'm going to go cop it. It's the most comfortable chair I've ever sat in, and it's on sale for nothing compared to its original price. Man, a little alpha in you after all. Okay. What? We'll see what happens. Shut the fuck up. I'm worried it's gone. there's about a 5% chance

it's actually actually no no I saw it I saw it two weeks ago at the store and I was like Sally let's get it right now and she said no and then

I'm a little worried that you said okay it's gonna be gone okay it's a steal man I might go buy it where is it no I'm not telling you

it's probably not my my style bitch it kind of depends on whether or not these people like deliver too see this is not happening there's a dude no if they deliver if they deliver i can i can make it happen who's the what's the retailer west is it west home that's not west is it star furniture no i don't know i don't know what star is it haverties is it rooms to go it's Rooms to Go. It's the Jason Aldean collection from Rooms to Go.

The Eric Church collection. Welcome. It's very rustic. Yeah. I'm actually changing our entire apartment to the Eric Church collection from Rooms to Go while Sally's gone. That's tight. That'd be tight if you went rustic while she was gone.

Yeah. It's going to be awesome. I could do rustic tap this weekend. That's an underrated spot during the day if you're under the covered stuff. I feel like it's not that covered, though. That part by the bar is. Yeah, we're at the point in Austin where we need misters out there and shit. No, we need air conditioning.

We need to be inside. Yeah. I don't do patios. I'm almost anti-mister. I would rather have just plain fans. Do they make you feel fake sweaty? Yeah. And then it amplifies your grossness? It makes my face feel greasy because

of the humidity of it. Yeah. Just give me AC. It's all I need. I know, but it's so lame to be in AC all day. No, it's not. It feels great, but I feel like I didn't accomplish anything. We'll see.

We'll see. Yeah, we will. We'll see. Yeah. Yeah, we will. We'll see about it. If you haven't already, go to patreon.com slash circlingbackpod. We'll be back on Friday

doing listener questions. It's going to be awesome. I'm actually excited for it. It's my favorite episode of the week to record and I was bummed I couldn't do it last week. No more mic.

The bar's been set. Should we get out of here? We should. Yeah. Bye- should. Yeah. Bye-bye. Goodbye. Outro Music