Circling Back - Rollerblading Neighbors & Proprietary Smoothie Blends

Episode Date: April 27, 2020

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from our homes my name is will defrees on the screen in front of me david ruff i popped open my cell phone pulled up Instagram had a little notification from Instagram asking if I wanted to develop my audience I was like what? what does that even mean? audience development

then I noticed I'm officially a member of the 5DigClub and to everybody who made that happen at DCRuff on Instagram thank you 10k it is I was an early mover on the Dave rough Instagram account. I think I had to have been like in the early thousands at some point. And it feels good to get here,

Dave. We're all just real proud of you, Dave. That's a huge accomplishment, man. It happened. It happened out of nowhere, man.

I feel like it was just yesterday. It was, I had like 600 followers and now here we are just going crazy, posting grill vids. That's big. You're a swipe-up boy now. That's big time. Well, if he's gone business account.

Only if you've gone business account. Oh, okay. Yeah, Dave, I'm very excited to take advantage of your fame and popularity to monetize the company. Brett, you have one job today. You need to go through all the deck stuff and just update Dave's numbers with a K. Yes. You're a K-boy.

I get that. Once Circling Back's a K-boy, then we're cooking. At Circling Back Pod across all social media. Go mash that follow button. Dylan Shivery's had K's next to his names for like years it's true yeah you do looking for an m at this point i've been going the uh the opposite direction on twitter for about oh i don't know five years now i had i think i had 47 000 followers at one point and i lose uh i lose them every day and now i to, I think, like 45.2 or something. Still a solid number.

I get it, but I don't know. It's because all those gent accounts, all those gent accounts that used to follow you have ceased to exist. I mean, yeah. Back when I was like the TFM guy, I just exploded with followers, and then I think as they grew up, they're like, why am I still following this idiot from that frat website? And I hit the unfollow button, which I get, why am I still following this idiot from that frat website? I hit the unfollow

button, which I get, but I just feel like I'm doing something wrong. I want to keep the people on board a little bit longer, but what are you going to do? You're probably losing followers that are like, it's like, Rowdy underscore Robert E. Lee, and then a bunch of dudes who have

Archer photos as their avatars and stuff like that. Yeah, for sure. Don't don't be too upset by losing like 45 followers a month because of that. Yeah, I have a higher quality audience now for sure. So, you know what? I'll take it. Dylan, can I say one thing to you? David, this is your podcast, man.

Of course. Fred on. Good, sir. Thank you, Dave. thing to you david this is your podcast man of course fred on good sir thank you dave dylan i have one more theory there you said you said you've been losing followers for give or take five years correct yeah yeah you also have another five-year asset in your life could it could it could it just be people that were h on the tl that were wanted a piece of dylan, this guy's a dad. I'm out of here. I don't know.

Hey, buddy. He's staring me down right now, speaking of. I don't think that's it, Brett, but maybe one or two here and there. I cannot express to you guys how fucking thirsty I am to get an Instagram off. It's killing me inside. I might have an opportunity in the next few days to get get an Instagram off. It's killing me inside. I might have an opportunity in the next few days to get a dope gram off that I can guarantee will do numbers. You're in good shape right now. Me, I got nothing in the pipeline. I've got like, I'm so bored.

Dude, Will, just go to Home Depot. I know. I know. The thing is- My last gram was from your wedding. The last gram, yeah. I know. I know. The thing is my last gram was from your wedding. The last grandma. Yeah. I just, I haven't grahamed in over a month. It's just ugly. Sad. I don't know what to do. And like, I'm just stagnant across like all facets of Instagram from my personal account right now. It's just, it's just embarrassing. Do you remember the day when we introduced, I don't know what the analytics tool we were using was, but we could see i think it was crowd tangle and you could see you could put in any instagram account and it would tell you how many they've gained like what they're trending it would give you all the the next gen

stats and like will and i who were relatively new to the content game it was like oh hell yeah bye bye bye and then like the the people who have been doing it for the longest in the company dylan it was like dylan's like bleeding followers yeah i remember like no it did it well looking back it does now it's like dude you were in so early that some of those accounts are going to get deleted but uh it was just it was funny because i could tell it kind of shook you at first and and you were a little bit worried. But look at you now. Yeah, I was going, I was ascending and it just stalled out at about 47

and then just slowly I've been coming back down to earth a little bit. But it's been going on for so long now that I stopped even paying attention. I still look at the number but I don't really care. I'm a retweet machine now. I didn't used to do that.

You got the best RTs in the game. I tried, Dave. Thank you. I appreciate you. You have good RTs. I'm no Lil Suze. Yeah, you're no Lil Suze, dude. Well, yeah.

Who is, though? Just her. Literally nobody. She's better than Daquan. It's amazing stuff from her she's plugged in to the right circles man she she finds him uh dylan can i can i bring something up that wasn't previously on the rundown of course you're a mustache guy now well it's not a mustache what i did you know i'm i'm quarantined and so I am taking the opportunity while I'm not seeing anybody going out in public to do a little experimenting.

And I did trim everywhere except for the mustache quite a bit. So it's not exactly a mustache. I still have a light, a very short beard. It's kind of like Henry Cavill in Mission Impossible. His hair is his facial hair. I'm not saying, don't roll your eyes. I'm not saying I look like Henry Cavill in Mission Impossible. His facial hair. Don't roll your eyes. I'm not saying I look like Henry Cavill. No, I mean, there are definitely other people who have done this look before,

and you knew that saying Henry Cavill was going to put out a vibe. Yeah, you went for the most beautiful man in the world. No one else comes to mind. I mean, I'm just – look, it's a recent movie, and he's – look. We get it. You think you look like Henry cavill like you no i definitely don't he's he's a hot he's a hot guy i was thinking more ben stiller dodgeball yeah i i don't i don't hate it looks a little bit different on camera now that i'm looking at on this stream it looks looks fuller in person.

If you're listening on Apple Podcasts or Spotify, you can go check this out on Washed Media on YouTube and check out Dylan's mustache. I actually think it looks good, Dylan. It looks better than what I would do for mine. Okay. Well, thank you. How does Lauren feel about it? Oh, she does not know about it yet. Nice.

Whoa. This happened yesterday, and we haven't filled her in on it, she does not know about it yet. Nice. Whoa. This happened yesterday, and we haven't filled her in on it, or we haven't FaceTimed, so we'll see. Has she gotten her camera to work yet? Good question. I don't know what her deal is, man. I want her to pop on for five minutes on the stream and say, I got to prove to people she's real.

She's the only one with a 2018 MacBook that doesn't have a camera on it i did like that what's your problem people said that like every time that she typed in the chat about it that dylan was uh his he was suspiciously quiet and his hands were yeah oh man before we get into it should we talk about our friends over at him's oh yeah i don't need to tell you guys this but 66 of their men start to lose their hair by age 35 and as you know once you've started noticing thinning hair it can be too late so whether it's slowly starting to move backwards or if you have any bald spots the best way to prevent hair loss is to do something about it while you still have some and i you know i've

never understood it why do you guys turn to weird solutions or do nothing when they can turn to medicine and science luckily for hymns.com is to help. A one-stop shop for hair loss, skincare, sexual wellness for men. It's time to write a new chapter, one in which you have hair. I'm going to talk to Brett real quick directly because Brett's been doing this as a preventative measure. And I think that this is a very smart idea from Brett. Brett, can you describe your experiences real quick? Yeah., preventative is the exact way to put it. Well, I was in Denver, Colorado when I was 20, 21. And I first, like, I thought it was the altitude. I noticed a smidge of thinning on the top of my head. So I said, boom, I'm going to eat on this. Hair is a big part of my life, Will. I don't know if our listeners

know that. But I said, I'm going to eat on it early. I've been on hymns for five years now, and I think we're good. We're pretty full. There's no complaints here. It's actually grown more with hymns than without it. So I'm the literal case study for preventative measures with hymns. I mean, look at your fucking head. What more do you need to know? That's all I had to hear.

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is appropriate. Offer valid only if prescribed three month minimum subscription additional restrictions do apply see website for full details and important safety information but remember that's forhims.com slash steam go get your first free month uh let's talk about this weekend what a huge what a huge weekend for the squad. Man, you're not kidding. I don't know. Go ahead, Dylan. Yeah, I mean, I went and I told you I was going to go see my mom at the ranch.

My mom and my stepdad, that is, because they are missing us. And it's been a couple of months since we've been out there. So we went out there and we stayed far apart. We kept our distance, and we just said hello. We hung out for about two hours. I say we, me, my sister, and brother-in-law went out there, checked in on the horses. Everyone's doing great.

The weather was perfect. We caught up. It was a good time. That was a quick little trip. Then came back home and picked up the homie on Sunday. And we've just been chilling ever since. What did you and the homie have for dinner last night? Ooh, actually we had steak and baked potato and broccoli.

He was telling me that you microwave the baked potato. Is that true? No, but isn't that kind of an acceptable way of doing it some people do that yes it it's fine yeah it's just fun it's just funny to rag on people who do it because it sounds bootleg but it does it's it does a fine job yeah even though it works even though it works if somebody asked me how i did it like i probably would make up some other way just because yeah yeah like it just sounds so bad i hate when y'all ask me what i have for dinner last night it's so much pressure man sometimes i just schedule entire segments around it just to lead you to the point where i'm allowed

to ask and it's not going to sound like i'm just trying to expose you it's like subconsciously making me want to eat you know these extravagant or just respectable meals just so i can answer the question with a little you know confidence i'm absolutelyant or just respectable meals, just so I can answer the question with a little, you know, confidence. I'm absolutely hate the question. I'm screwed this week because Sally's working nights this week. And so she's going to be gone from like 3 PM to 11 PM. I'm on my own for dinner. It's going to be tough during quarantine. Like I usually, when this kind of thing happens, I have like more takeout options available to me. I'm not like afraid to go out in public, et cetera,

and so on. I'm just worried about myself this week. It's, it might just be like smoothie for dinner, Dylan style. Hell yeah. Boy, do I have a solution for you?

Will. Oh, I imagine I, I, from what I've heard, there's something in the mail that will help me out. Uh, very nicely.

If you want to try one of my smoothies i will make one and i'll set it outside for you just come by and pick it up i don't even need just keep the container the cup it's all yours man i want you to try one of my smoothies dog can we can we do like a uh i know but then i'd have to stop by dave's to get actual calories in it yeah can we do a food train for me stop by everywhere and pick? Yeah, can we just do a food train for me while Sally's working? That'd be the saddest thing in the world. I'll make you a ziti. What about the gift of gumbo?

I'll make you a gumbo and a ziti. A gumbo ziti. I can actually do a decent ziti, I think. Ziti's not that hard. But Dave's also pretty much Italian at this point, so I think you probably have some tricks up your sleeve that I don't have. At this point, yeah, I watched a lot of Sopranos.

I remember how Janice made a ziti. Hey, my weekend was weird. So Friday night I was doing some, before the live stream, I was doing some yard work. No, this is Saturday. This was not before the live stream. I was doing some yard work. No, this is Saturday. This was not before the live stream. I bought a new sprinkler. Amazon delivered. It's one of the ones that has like three little

spigots on it and it spins around real fast. So it does like a little circular fountain type deal. Anyway, I'm out there just kind of watching it. Seeing what kind of distribution I'm getting across the front yard. I hear this noise. It's a toot on rollerblades, probably like 40.

He's a dad. He's like 40, 42. He's doing the thing where he pushes his son. He has the athletic baby stroller that moms will run with and push up hills. He's got the bike wheels on it. Yeah, he's doing it on blades. I hear it. It comes out of nowhere of nowhere i'm like who the fuck and i look i try to look over my cars in my driveway and he goes up the curb into my front yard and basically rolls into my

yard and like catches himself before he totally eats it like so he basically caught way too much speed had too much dip on his chip and ends up in my front yard on blades and he had like the the kid's fine the the stroller's like ghost riding down the middle of the street it's not a busy street but like i'm like watching this and i'm just like he looked at me and i'm waiting for him to say something and And then, like, smartly, he went out, like, to make sure the kid was okay. And the kid was, like, cracking up. The kid thought it was hilarious. You know, he's going crazy. You know how kids be.

And he never even said anything to me. And I didn't say anything to him because, like, I was like, man, that was embarrassing. This guy just fucking – he had, like, the trash-ass rollerblades that had the brake, like, so he clearly rollerblades that had the brake. So he clearly didn't know how to hockey stop. What are you doing? Oh, you got to pop that brake off, dog.

That's embarrassing. Come on. That's like training wheels. What are you doing? Come on, man. It was a glimpse into my future because there's going to be a point where I buy rollerblades and I'm going to think that, oh, I can just start skating again. I used to i used to roller blade play hockey all that and i'm just gonna completely fucking eat it in some dude's

front yard this this quarantine has made me like want to buy one of those like you know those uh skateboards with the one wheel in the middle that you just lean on and you can just cruise or like one of the remote control ones that we saw when we were in san diego and stuff it's just making me want to get one of these things because I'm just so bored that I'm like, oh, what toy can I buy? Man, there's a kid a few houses away from me who has, I don't know what it's called, but it's like a, it's like a busy escape. Oh, I guess it is what you're describing.

It's motorized, right? Yep. It's got one of the, it's got the one wheel in the middle and then a platform that goes yeah and i've seen you ride those around more i think i've seen people riding them more because they are like the streets are a little more open so they're a little more free with it but like yeah awesome they look so and they move too i want the remote control one more than anything the one that you hold in your hand just because i like the idea of having that kind of control and i don't i don't know i'm a little too old to be stopping with my balance at this point The one that you hold in your hand, just because I like the idea of having that kind of control.

And I don't know. I'm a little too old to be stopping with my balance at this point. There's a dad. I didn't know you could do it with a remote. That's cool. There's a dad in my neighborhood who has one of those with off-road tires or off-road wheels. And he just does it around the park. It's pretty sick.

People do it on beaches and stuff. It's tight. Yeah. Have you ever seen the video of the guy on rollerblades who it looks like he jerry raids like a weed whacker to put a wheel on the the end of it and he puts it between his legs like a broom and just has motorized rollerblading and he's going like 30 miles an hour it's awesome oh man okay sick it's tight i love that is it elon musk no it's it's just this dad who he's like off-roading on it too it's awesome i'm gonna have to send you guys the link because it's very impressive

dylan has park started riding a bike yet so he has a uh a pedalless bike basically you just use your it's kind of a it's a the pre um like the precursor to training wheels as you just use your it's kind of a it's a the pre like the precursor to training wheels as you just put your feet on the ground and and you that's how you get it you get it moving um next step is is a bike with training wheels so he doesn't have a real one quite yet i asked this because i've noticed something and i might be very late on this but the kids in my neighborhood who have bikes the cool helmet to have has like this spiky mohawk down the middle and i've never seen these before and everybody has them and i feel there's like a couple kids who don't and i feel bad for them but like i don't know what what that is if that's supposed to be like a character

on a movie or like a cartoon but will have you seen these well dylan showed up to breck with one of those and i was like i pulled him aside i was like you can't wear this on the mountain like you're gonna get fired by the backers i was like i care about your head but like you can't be wearing this uh come on so the homie probably does have one now dylan got like an insert for it that like could fit the homie's head man he's got to get a bike this this neighborhood is absolutely crawling with kids and there's like a little just a bunch of little bike gangs, like seven- and eight-year-olds just cruising the streets here, man. He's got to get one to fit in a little bit.

Is the Mohawk spike helmet like the dude who buys the visor with the Ian Poulter spiky hair and wears it as a bit on the golf course on his golf trip or something? You know that visor I'm talking about. Yeah, oh, yeah. That's the worst visor of all time. It's just such a bad bit yeah i always hated this stuff like the the bit helmets and stuff like that as kids and stuff i just thought they were lame yeah yeah i never wanted one i did have ninja turtle ski goggles

which i thought were the sickest things on planet earth and they i grew out of them too quickly and i i was absolutely devastated because i just wanted to keep wearing them this might not be a surprise but when i was a kid i had a bike and we used to we used to tear through the streets all the time none of us wore helmets like no one i knew wore a helmet never now it's it you know i guess these kids these days protecting their brains and stuff whatever did you guys build uh were you guys like jump builders or were you just cruising to the streets we just cruised to the uh the card store and bought baseball cards and then cruise back home that's right your life is the sandlot that's right

fleer or top deck or upper deck we mixed We mixed it up. We mixed it up. Yeah. Yeah. Whichever year Mike Piazza was a rookie, that's the year that we did it. That was when we were at its peak because I have, I don't know, like 10 Mike Piazza rookie cards

that used to be worth something. It feels like 1988. Was he after? No. How old are you? Are you old? It was probably 91-ish, if I had to guess, his rookie year. Okay.

You looking it up? It looks like it was 92. Okay. Yeah, it makes sense. So I was nine with my boys. We were just cruising to the card store. I thought Fleer cards were like bootleg. Yeah, Upper Deck is the way to go.

Top Deck. It was whichever one you didn't have was bootleg, I think. I think the first one you heard of, you were all in on. And then the next one, you're like, oh, yeah, it was Fuck Posers. Well, there was Fleer. Which is the one that had the bubble gum in it, the piece of gum. I never bought those because I think I thought that they were just like low rent. Which one had the bubble gum in it? The piece of gum. I never bought those because I think I thought that they were just low rent.

Yeah, that is low rent to have bubble gum in your cards. There was also one called Flare, too, that was thicker stock. And it was like, oh, these are nice. I had a Keith Kachuk card that was worth $45, which at the time I was like, this is, this is how I make, this is how I win. And I was so excited to go to like a card show and trade in my Keith Kachuk card for like a Red Wing card. Dude, what I,

what I think the baseball cards of like the two thousands for me was like, remember the McFarlane action figures, like the really well done, like not clay, but whatever material that was. I had, I had Ed Balfour for some reason. for me was like remember the mcfarlane action figures like the really well done like uh not clay but whatever material that was i had i had ed balfour for some reason derrick jeter yeah rosie's pumped so wait it was just like him on the sideline in the booger mobile no no um i didn't have i didn't have the booger one in the sideline mobile no it was uh he was making a safe i had al mcginnis too will's favorite i didn't hate al mcginnis he was a blue for a while yeah i uh i had a uh i had a steve eiserman one that was autographed

oh yeah my mom my mom bought that for me at some like charity auction and it was the greatest greatest gift of all time i don't know why whenever my parents me at some charity auction, and it was the greatest gift of all time. I don't know why. Whenever my parents went to a charity auction, they always came back with an autograph for me, like the Lee Trevino golf ball. I didn't even know who Lee Trevino was at that time, but looking back on it, it was a really tight gift from them.

Most underrated Dallas athlete of all time. Truly. I didn't even know he was from Dallas. He is so underrated. He is, dude. He's awesome. He's great. He's like a pioneer, like a person of color in golf in the 60s and 70s. Nobody talks about him in Dallas. It's like he's not even from there. He's like an awesome dude. Google the story. If you're listening right now, go Google the story about him mowing his lawn from Farity it's a it's a funny anecdote because somebody mistakes him for just like uh like latin yard worker and they like want

to pay him and he's like well i'm actually a pga golfer i mean he didn't say that it's a funny story hearing him tell it to ferity he's a funny dude he would be brett get him on the live stream yeah yeah i'll see what i can do. See what he's up to. If we thought Lauren couldn't work a camera, there's no way Lee Trevino is, like, setting up his, like, home studio. What is it with these golfers and their lack of temp? No kidding, man. Dude, I feel like a dork now.

I had a lame-ass weekend. Dave had, like, rollerbladers crashing through his front windows and stuff. Like, Dylan's out at a ranch with horses and everything i took i i uh took a walk with uh with sally and rosie like it was it was lit dude how about this walking weather though man it's been perfect outside dude the mornings have been crispy we're missing so many so many patio beers right now it's a shame dude it's killing me this is i i said it before like it's it's devastating that these weekends are are just lost on us now because

these are the weekends where we would be really letting it rip at outdoor bars in austin before it gets too hot and now i'm just sitting here like an idiot very sad yeah well i was on a walk this weekend and uh something happened for the first time in my life i saw air force one in flight oh what it was kind of tight yeah i've never it could have been air force two i i tried to google like why would the president be flying over houston but uh yeah i was i was just i heard the sound of a large aircraft, and I looked up, and holy shit, it's the very recognizable. It was flying low, too, and it had the blue. It was pretty lit.

You could see the seal. You could see the blue underbelly. It was awesome. I feel like I've seen it. Dude, that was a drone. That was some dude. No, it wasn't. It wasn't a drone, Dave.

I mean, it had contrails, so you know it was the president just making noise. You mean chemtrails? I think it's contrails. It was a joke, Dave. Anyway, but yeah, that was followed by one too many daiquiris yesterday, so pretty fun weekend. Good for you, man.

You couldn't see, like, he was not in Houston for a fundraiser or something? No, I went to Twitter. After his Twitter, I feel like we'd have that news before anybody. I searched Air Force One and nothing. Nothing popped up. But he made a very low banking turn

basically over Caroline's neighborhood. So it could have been Air Force Two. It could have been Air Force One. I'm not sure. But it was tight. It was cool to see that in flight. Are you sure it wasn't just Nelly stomping? No.

It was airborne. Well, come on, man. Yeah, you like that? You like it? Come on. I saw Dave. Dave gave me a little nod. Is it stomping or stom something in his Air Force?

I did a chain smokers reference in the mail in the other day, and Dylan and Sally just gave me nothing. I was like, come on. Does that surprise you? What was the reference? I forgot. I don't know. It was a terrorist reference.

Oh. Out on the terrace. Oh, terrorists. Yeah, not a terrorist. I don't think the um i don't think the chain smokers are woke enough to be doing terrorist content yet man i hope they i can't wait till they get to their intellectual phase of their music career where they start like talking about like social injustice and stuff the worst conversation those

two guys can have is like all right we got we got to get taken seriously. If they started going down that road, it's over. I would be all in on them if they would go in on the 5G coronavirus stuff. If they would be like, dude, this is actually something we're looking into. Oh, God. That's right. I really should be talking about it.

I have a take from this weekend that I forgot about. I did Lupe Tortilla for the first time yesterday. All right. I think their queso is my favorite queso in Texas. Their queso is great. I don't remember what their queso is like. They have bomb-ass fajitas, though. It's cheese, Dylan.

I've never had their queso because I've only eaten lunch there, but I can vouch for their fajitas being absolute bomb. Everything. Enchiladas. The chicken falafel was phenomenal. Why are you ordering falafel, dog? Yeah, wait. Time out.

You had fajitas, though, right? I did not have fajitas. I had a quesadilla. Oh, my God. Brett. Brett, Brett, Brett. What are you doing? Like, what?

You can't just go there and order a quesadilla. Are you four years old? You're the only one over 12 that orders the quesadillas at a place like that. They're so good, though. Dude, Lupe Tortilla, I'm not saying they're as good as El Tiempo, but it's about as close as you're going to get as far as fajitas go.

If they're not 1A, they're 1B in Texas for fajitas. They're great fajitas. You got to get the fajita, man. They're known for their fajitas. You have to get that when you try a place like that for the first time because that's what they're known for. I just feel like fajitas don't travel.

But quesadillas do? Yeah. They're locked in with a tortilla. Fajitas are open-air food. All right, Brett. I'm not mad. I'm not mad about it, but I do have a rule. No queso for lunch.

Yeah. Can't be doing that. That's reckless have a rule. No queso for lunch. Yeah, can't be doing that. That's reckless. Can't be doing queso for lunch. If I get a quesadilla at a Tex-Mex restaurant, which I will do. I'm not going to act like I'm above it. I think one out of every 30 times I will get a quesadilla. But if I do it, I will make sure it's very quiet when the waiter comes over to me and starts asking me. I'm like, yeah, I'll do a quesadilla.

Just bring them in and point it, point at the menu. And then like, then the plate comes and it's like, wait, I didn't, I didn't order this. No,

it's fine. Don't go back. Like I must've said, I must've misspoke or something. I'll take a quesadilla. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah.

Very good. We'll do that. We'll do it again. And I'll get the fajitas next time. I can't wait for somebody on the red. It's going to be like, why do you be like, is it weird that the boys hate quesadillas?

Like I don't see anything wrong with eating quesadillas. Yeah. I want to piss off. I want to piss off quesadilla Twitter. Yeah. People were just hard, hardcore at quesadillas. I like quesadillas.

I really do. I love them. A good cheese quesadilla is really, really good, but like just not at Lupe. Yeah. Like if you're at it, there's,

there's so many good tex-mex things that you can get on a menu in texas it's like no you can't can't just be ordered quesadillas every time i get it i understand it though i still think it's a weird thing to do um should we go brett air force one turn into quesadilla twitter okay hey let's move on let's talk about uh on this uh past live stream on friday which you can go subscribe to at wash media on youtube uh we had the founders of roback on we've talked about roback a million times i don't know how many times we can talk about them again like i just i love their stuff though uh right now you can use promo code rosie 20 if you're a first-time purchaser that's 20

off they've just got some fire going on right now uh as you know they sold over 200 000 masks which no one's doing that we're not no we sold far fewer masks i think i think our number was around zero unfortunately yeah i can confirm zero i'm just looking at their performance teas right now and just thinking about how bad i need to re up on these for a quarantine i just want to be sitting around in these all day yeah can they let us start naming some of these they did say that they changed the name recently and like i want to start naming one this one's called the the biz long sleeve. Like I feel like they just like, we're thinking about Dave when they, when they did this one. Yeah, you have to think so. And then they have one that's just called the slap bunt long sleeve, which they were thinking about Dylan for, uh, kidding me. That's the name of one of the, wow. I don't know why I don't own that one yet. Yep. I don't know. I'm trying to think of any other ones that they have they have the red zone i don't know if that applies to uh me or uh hey by the way they they sent us a care package like right as we started quarantine that i just i haven't been able to get the shirts to you guys

yes you got you got polos huh they're in my car i just haven't seen you guys oh yeah man I mean I literally saw you in your car like last week when I was giving you masks yeah so you came over to my house a few weeks ago now that I think about it I've seen every single one of you uh yeah I'm sorry that I didn't give you shirts you made Brett help you move that's right Dylan I can count how many people I've seen on one hand and like Dylan and Dave are two of those people. I haven't seen Brett in like eight weeks. We quarantined Brett so early that like it's impossible to even know when the last time I saw Brett was in person. Dylan, can we tell the story about the U-Haul or no?

Oh, about how you had to ride in the back of it? Yeah, Dylan locked me in the back of a U-Haul. When you helped him move yeah yeah what what he had to hold a piece of furniture in place i forgot what it was but it was like a mirror or something it was something with leaning up against like a glass piece and i was just like listen i going to jump in the back. It's a 10-minute drive. Here we go. Yeah, sorry about that, Brett. No, it's all good, dude. We survived. That would have been a tough way to go out there.

Wow, Dylan noted human trafficker. Yeah, what the hell, dude? He helps you move out of the kindness of his heart, and then you just shove him in the back of the U-Haul. It's ruthless. He volunteered, and really, I don't know how we would have done it another way. He saved me. He saved my furniture, that is.

That's nice. But yeah, Rosie20, 20% off, rowback.com. Rosie20. Can we talk Sports Minute? I have both NFL Draft and The Last Dance on here. I don't know what you guys want to do. You tell me.

I'll get out in front of it, Weedemboys. Lions had a salty draft too. We were texting about this over the weekend. I don't know. What's your team, Brett? Oh, Broncos. Broncos and Bills, yeah. He's a Coes guy.

Yeah, the Broncos did the strategy of drafting two wide receivers with their first two picks. But one of them, I mean, Jerry Judy, you can't go wrong with. KJ Hamler, another one you can't go wrong with. So I don't hate that strategy. I just think there's plenty of holes to fill on a team that is five years removed from winning a Super Bowl. So we'll see how that goes.

Yeah. We don't need to break down the boys' draft. We'll see how that goes. Yeah. We don't need to break down the boys' draft. I mean, everybody knows it was sick. I was happy, as happy as I've been in a long time about it. And Dylan, how do you feel? You got two noted OU Sooners on the boys now. Yeah, in the first, I guess, three rounds, two Sooners off the board to the boys.

You know what? It's all right. I don't like Oklahoma, but once they move on and join the pros, I can get on board with a couple Sooners on my team. That's fine. I mean, look at it this way, Dylan. They quit Oklahoma so they could go to the Cowboys. They're like not for it.

I mean, C.D. Lamb, yeah, that dude can just straight ball. So he just absolutely destroyed Texas this last year. Oh my God, he put on a show. Yeah, him and put the star on his helmet. I'm all for it, man. Were you pretty bummed to see Jalen Hurst go to Philly? I mean, I know how much you like that.

I enjoyed that pick almost as much as I enjoyed C.D. Lamb going to the boys in the first round. I mean, he's just not an NFL quarterback. I'm sorry. He's not. Everybody look good because this might get old takes exposed. He's not.

Write it down. Yeah, he's – we'll see. But, yeah, I enjoyed that. Are you still going to do your draft grades for all 32 teams on the WASH Media website? I decided I'm not going to go ahead and follow through on that. Oh, okay. That sounds terrible.

Drafting a backup quarterback in the second round is just a weird strategy in itself, I think. But, you know, I'm no GM, obviously. No, you're definitely not. I'm thinking they're going to use that dude somewhere else. Take some Hill Roll. Sally yesterday was in our bedroom, and I was in our living room, and I heard her say, wait, Aaron Rodgers got traded to the Patriots?

And I was like, oh, no. Barry has hit the timeline. Was it a mega tough scene over there for a little bit? It was a mega tough scene in our apartment for a few minutes, yeah. Oh, no. What sucks is that even though I knew it wasn't true, my heart started beating out of excitement. Man, ever since I was exposed for getting got by the same guy

in a span of three days, people just won't stop tagging me in all of his tweets. It's obnoxious. Yeah. Well,'s not gonna help yeah i don't get included you t-band i'm not gonna put you guys through my uh my lines analysis mainly because i i i know nothing so i'm not gonna do that to you guys you're welcome i saw some people on twitter who said it was good yeah my my only takes were from uh the group i would be stealing directly from my group text or directly from twitter i don't feel it's the honorable thing to do uh not only did i not watch all that much college football this year but uh i didn't do any any

draft prep looking forward to the draft i No, I saw your mock draft. Yeah, you had seven mock drafts. I know, that's true. That's true. I'm just sitting here. I have some spreadsheets that I've been putting together for all this and everything. I don't know.

It was hard for me to get into it this year. Did you guys watch both episodes last night of Last Dance? Oh, yeah, baby. Oh, yeah. That's appointment television right now. That's as appointment television as it gets. Will, how excited were you to see the Pistons get so much play on last night's episodes? I knew that we were going to get a lot of Pistons at some point, but I didn't really know when because they're jumping around so much with the timeline that I was like, I don't really know when this is going to happen.

But I knew it was going to happen. Right. And it was great. It was great. Obviously, you don't love to relive just walking off the court. Like, that's kind of the one thing about that team that makes me, like, take a slight step back.

But... MJ has not let that go. Good. Clearly. He shouldn't. To this day. Hell no. It's tight, dude.

Like, I don't want those guys to, like, let that kind of stuff go. Like, if they interviewed a bunch of Red Wings, I would want them to shit on the avalanche just as much as they did in 1997 like just do it who cares yeah but i don't know yeah it was great i i'm noted i'm noted i'm kind of like you dylan with uh emmett smith i don't like bill lambeer not a bill lambeer guy he uh i've heard i've heard too many stories about him being an asshole around Harbor Springs that I can't fully support him. So I did encounter him in a grocery store at one point,

and I didn't say anything to him. But you kind of know that it's Bill Lambert when you're in a Harbor Springs grocery store, mainly because his head is like scraping the ceiling. Does he have a place up there? Yeah. Or he did. I haven't seen him in a long time. I'm not sure. But I also haven't seen him in a long time. I'm not sure.

But I also haven't lived there in a long time. So I don't know if he still does. But we would see him quite regularly. Dude, I've got a similar story, Will. We got Bill Ambeer play last night. We also got a little Utah Jazz play. Utah Jazz starting center Greg Ostertag, Duncanville Panther. I once saw him at the Blockbuster in duncanville in like

1991 what was he running yeah what do you get i don't know but my dad was like that kid's gonna play in the pros someday and like i looked and he was the biggest guy i'd ever seen because he's just a big lumbering white dude he's like i don't know if he's 6 10 i don't know if he's actually seven foot but uh he was the biggest human I had seen to that point. Makes sense. I have no cool stories about the early 90s, late 80s basketball players. I'm sorry. It was kind of good because Sally asked me about the Pistons team while we were watching it, and I kind of rattled off some stuff.

And like two seconds later, they rattled off everything that I said. And I was like, I just crushed that. Like you have to be somewhat impressed with how much i just rattled off in front of you um but yeah i mean i it's weird because one of the moves that mj did uh last night one of the highlights that they showed against the pistons i remember spending so much time doing mj's move against the pistons in my backyard rather than impersonating the Pistons. Was it the switch hand layup? Well, I would do the switch hand a lot, but there was another one where he did a reverse layup. And the reverse layup against the Pistons was one that I would emulate a lot.

I would do the – on a lowered rim, I would always do the switch hand one just because it was like, why wouldn't you? That iconic layup that i'm talking about from michael jordan where he switches hands you know as when he's in the air no one talks about how it's the most unnecessary move of all time he had a clear lane to the basket i thought about this last night dylan because i you and i have talked about this before about how unnecessary it is the only thing that i can think of is that there was something below him that he was aware of and maybe he switched hands because he knew he was going to fall funny and needed the other hand to fall onto or something that's the only thing i can think of but it is such an unnecessary thing because he's up there alone

yeah yeah he could have dunked it if he wanted to i can remember going to my driveway and trying the craig elo or the the jordan game winner over elo against the cab where he's just he's just legitimately like hovering like a fucking helicopter like just going sideways i guess that's not really hovering but whatever uh but i got a question has anybody checked on craig elo today because i feel like he took he took a pretty solid l last night oh Oh, my God. The stray bullets he took last night. It was like, dude, why are you doing this to him? Ron Harper did him dirty.

Yeah, that's one of the best fist pumps in sports, the Michael Jordan after he hit that shot. And he was just so pumped up. Man, I could watch those Bulls highlights for just hours and hours and never get sick of it. Ron Harper, former Miami Redhawk great. Really? Yep.

If you go to any restaurant, you can get a burger that's named after him. Okay. The Harper. I got to say, there was a time in episode three last night that I was like, dude, what are they doing? This is just like a Jordan highlight reel. And I was like, you know what? That's fine.

Yeah. I was like, we could do, we could, we could keep doing this. Like I thought episode three was the weakest one they've done so far, which there's only been four. I still enjoyed it.

Um, I thought episode four was fantastic. Episode four went by in 15 minutes for me. It was like, I might, I i noted noted friend of the pod mike golic jr tweeted last night that he had no concept for how long an hour was anymore after watching these and the first one i was like okay that was good and then episode four i was like holy shit that went by so fast yeah uh can we talk carmen electra who fast real quick fastball still exists in her world still throwing gas huh she's still got it yeah wow when she came on the screen i said to sally

i was like i was like this is kind of embarrassing but at one point uh she was the hottest woman on earth for me and rather than shaming me for being like a little trashy sally was like i think that was it for a lot of people. I mean, I think if you added up all the time I spent in front of a computer just waiting for her nudes to download from LimeWire, it probably adds up to like two weeks. Every nude that was available on the internet,

I was just like, oh yeah, let's do it. I started loading it, I just sat there just waiting. It took forever, but it was worth it. I definitely downloaded some malware on my parents' computer trying to get some Carmen Electra pics. Probably got their identity stolen. Sorry, Mom and Dad. Oh, yeah.

I was definitely like, if there was a new FHM or Maxim that came out, I was definitely just clicking refresh on the site, hoping that they uploaded the photos from it. Man. I'm sorry. I don't know that struggle. Dude, you don't know what it was rough like you don't know what it felt like to have to sit behind like like the the 56k modem making all those noises that you can just replay in your

head verbatim the scene was mega tough did you remember those uh america online discs that you got in the mail brett are you too young for that i do remember the aol discs yes you get like 1200 free hours of internet or something yep definitely i that's about as far back as it goes like the first time i ever did any music i had an ipod already and it was like buying songs from the apple store type of thing fuck you i i never i burned a few CDs, but that's about it. Doesn't Carmen Electra have a connection to Prince, too?

Yeah, I think so. I think he actually named her, now that I'm thinking of it. That sounds right, but if you're wrong, it's going to be really funny. Randy, can you look that up for me? I'm pretty sure Prince came up with Carmen Electra's name.

He doesn't want Carmen Electra, name. Wait, wait, wait. He wasn't born Carmen Electra, obviously. Like he named her, like that's her, like he gave her stage or Hollywood name. Yeah, that's her stage name. Yeah, Carmen Electra. Oh, okay. Did you guys see the tweet that's resurfaced this weekend

about Matt Damon and Prince? No. Matt Damon was at a, so there was some reason that Matt matt damon and prince were together for some kind of event and then after um they they invited matt damon and some other celebrities to a prince concert and they went backstage after and prince and matt damon were talking and prince just absolutely alpha'd matt damon matt damon was like oh here you live in like minnesota how's that going and apparently he just snapped and was like, oh, here you live in Minnesota. How's that going?

And apparently he just snapped at him and was like, I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon. And then Matt Damon was like, uh, never mind. Like, sorry. That's still Prince, though. I know. It's great. I mean, I can hear him saying, like, your name is no longer, like, Tina Smith. You are Carmen Electra.

I can see Randy down there just Googling away. Good. Good. Just going after it. Yeah. Yeah. Is she married to Dave Navarro still? Oh, I don't think so.

You got to think no. That ended like 20 years ago, didn't it? Okay. She looks fantastic. Yeah, Dave, that ended in 2007. Yeah. A while ago. She vegas dave right i wasn't i wasn't that far from i wasn't that far from her actual name i said tina smith her name her actual name was actually tara patrick so pretty pretty generic stuff that's not a terrible

like a hollywood name tara. Yeah. Isn't it? Okay. So it says Elektra started her professional career in 1990 as a dancer at Kings Island in Mason, Ohio. Shouts to Ohio. In the show, quote, It's Magic, one of the more popular shows in the park's history. In 1991, she moved to Minneapolis, Minnesota, where she met singer-songwriter Prince. Weird.

Don't Google Tara Patrick. Okay. weird don't don't google tara patrick okay because there's another there's another tara patrick who is who is um remember our alexis texas conversation last week it's very similar to that she's in the adult film industry is what you're implying here oh yeah she's a she's an og okay interesting uh yeah it doesn't say whether or not he named her, but it sounds like he could have been involved in naming her that. He inspired her. Yeah. Maybe she changed her name because it was a former...

Whatever, porn star's name. I would change my name. I'm going to start telling people I live in my own heart too. That's pretty baller. I like that. Yeah. I just like him start telling people I live in my own heart too. That's pretty baller. I like that. Yeah. I just like him snapping at Matt Damon. Like that just seems unnecessary.

I love it. I'm all for anyone snapping at Matt Damon at this point. Why? That little dude could play the guitar, man. I like all of Matt Damon, most of Matt Damon's movies. You know I'm a born boy. But I don't know. He seems like he could get knocked down a peg.

You're not wrong there, but I will say if you look at my favorite movies and you had to decide which actor is my favorite actor based on my favorite movies, it would end up being Matt Damon. And I never think of him as someone asked me my favorite actor. I would have said McConaughey for you, Will. I think that starts up. No, I mean, dude, Damon's just got so many good movies from way back. I mean, Good Will Hunting is one of my favorite movies.

Talented Mr. Ripley is one of my favorites. I will say, Sally and I started watching The Rainmaker the other day. Not great. It got turned off. Is that about Dave's YMCA basketball career? No, it's actually... So we actually started selling rainmakers recently at wilmonds in the gift shop it's just a bunch of those like giant uh wooden things that you tip over and it sounds like they're making rain you know yeah

yeah but every time every time i go in that gift shop to buy something no one's working the the register man so i just put it back on the shelf and leave sometimes you have to go like you have to go throw out one of the um ceremonial coconuts leave. Sometimes you have to go throw out one of the ceremonial coconuts that we sell. You have to go throw it over the gift shop into the back alley because they're always blazing up back there. It's really inappropriate. To get their attention? Yeah.

Okay. It's fine. I get it. Right now with quarantine too, we're not getting that many customers. All right. According to Randy, Carmen, the name, stems from a song Prince wrote for her named Carmen on top. And he told her that her name is Carmen.

Okay. You know what? I'm at least partly correct here. I'll take it. No, I mean, you're more correct than... Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I would venture to say that you are fully correct. Got to say, I did not expect that.

No offense. No offense at all. You mean the guy who gets got by barry mccorkin or twice in three days is is you're surprised he's correct on something yeah bro take it bro dylan you're in your bag today oh man come on it. What does it your bag mean? It's hard to say. Hey, can I just say that on the live stream on Friday night, this is way off topic, sorry.

When he said we got some people about to pop on, I legit thought it was going to be Brad and Duda in the internet party and it couldn't have been and i love roback but it just couldn't have been a a different angle i was like whoa did not expect that at all yeah dude i almost i almost mixed up a revolver after that the other night i'm a big fan of that i gotta try it yeah they sound pretty lit uh yes dave can you can you tell us the story about your uh your neighbor issue this weekend okay okay not the rollerblader not the rollerblader i was that's it where my head immediately went um so you know i live near a park. And what was that? Somebody's banging gongs over there.

I live near a park and people bring their dogs there. Sometimes I'll let them off leash, run around. It's pretty normal. Everybody does a good job of keeping distance and whatever. It's fine. Somebody from one of the other neighborhoods nearby came in. And I've met this person a few times. Good dude.

But we are, what, five or six weeks into shelter in place. He is still bringing it in for the handshake. And I mean, not even like getting in there. And it's a firm grip grip and it's just like what do you he doesn't even give you a chance to think twice it's like oh no so i don't know if y'all have encountered anyone who's done anything like that but i don't know how to react like i don't know i can't deal with the awkwardness of being like oh no dude i can't you know distance i don't know you think it could have been a slip up because i could see

myself like this you know momentarily just forgetting like oh what's up bring it in or you think he's like you know just a handshaker throughout this entire ordeal that's a great question like maybe maybe like a just a little social awkwardness and like you're just your move is to just go in for the shaker. I don't know. It seemed like he, I think he's aware. I think he just doesn't care. I'm not getting close enough to people to like make those mistakes to go back to muscle memory of like shaking someone's hand.

I mean, dude, he brought it in from like seven or eight feet. Will like he, he covered so much ground in so little time. It was, it was impressive. I kind of wish that he was just testing you.

And if you would have gone in and shaken his hand that he would have exposed you on like next door. I like the dude a lot. He's like one of my favorite people I see out there. He's not there very much, but I was just like, I don't know what to do, man. And then there's an older gentleman,

older, older, who comes out there with his dog sometime and then he was out there. I was in my head like, please God, don't bring it in on this old dude. Luckily, he did not, but I was still

really worried. Did you bring it up with the guy? Did you say anything about the handshake or just let it go? I let it go. I let it go. I just... My right hand, I just tried to leave it off to the side. handshake or just let it go i'll let it go i could i i let it go i just i would have said something my right hand you know i just tried to leave it off to the side did you i would have turned something like you should have put your hand out there like flopped over for him to like kiss it or something and really just put him on this i would have said like ah still a handshake guy huh

just to make him aware that like i'm not totally comfortable with the situation well when when i was giving masks to dylan and pulled up, just muscle memory alone, I went in for a kiss. And all of a sudden, I was like, oh, shit, Will, get away. If you notice, I did not back away. I met you halfway. There's muscle memory. Tell me if you think this is trash. Obviously, I live in an apartment and there's a

lot of people here and a lot of like a lot of idiots like with a lot of people you're gonna get stupid people uh i told you guys about the party that was occurring in our dog park a couple weeks ago that was since broken up and people got in trouble for it yesterday a girl at our apartment had the audacity to just go sit at the pool. She just went out there alone, had like a full towel, reading her book, just enjoying herself, clearly had been like, all right, I'm having a pool day when all these facilities are shut down. And it's like, you know what? Like I would love to go be sitting at the pool in this 90 degree weather right now, but because I'm a nice person and I'm not going to disrespect the apartment

complex, I'm not going to do that. I just just i thought it was very in poor taste of her just to assume that she can do this and nobody else can did she get kicked out oh she was kicked out uh did you report her you did you tattled on her i didn't i swear i swear it was not me i do not tattle no i actually i somebody did i very much do tattle actually. Yeah. I, I think that, I think that the management at our apartment complex, like Sally and I, because I will hold no punches when I see something going on. I'm not going to tattle on somebody for not picking up their dog poop, but if you're being a real dumb ass and you're like trying to throw a party somewhere during like, I want to use the amenities as much as everybody else, but I'm not going to

let other people use the amenities when like, we're not supposed to But I'm not going to let other people use the amenities when we're not supposed to. You're not going to get that by me. Maybe she just wanted to go down there and get a gram off for her stories. And it's just like her with like half of her book and like her legs that are like, you know, have sunblock and they're oily and like the pool in the background. She just needed that for the stories.

I love- Hot dogs or legs? Yeah, hot dog legs. It's like every girl that goes on vacation, day one of vacation, they take a photo of their book on their, uh, their beach chair. And it's like, they're on page nine. And like, by the end of the vacation, like 95% of these people get to like, they get past like chapter three. Well, dude, the book's just going to get made into a Reese Witherspoon, like hbo joint so it doesn't

matter does everything she does just get made like anything on her book list now it's just like a series that she's starring in i feel like it's she's the same character in every one i think it's it's her she's like ep in these shows so she's just reading a book with her book club and then like oh i'm gonna make that into a successful tv show boom she's gonna be a billionaire isn't she she's on her way how much good for her what do we think she's worth right now i'll look it up so i will withhold my uh 200 i'm gonna say 240 million talking about reese yeah 95 she has a vodka company i'm gonna go 320 well 320 Will well I got bad news for two of you because one of you hit it spot on that guy goes by David Ruff

240 Dave this is not the first time that you've gotten I feel like this is not the first time you've gotten someone's net which is spot on you're kind of like Dylan guessing people's height and weight you can just do people's net worth hit me up on Twitter just do people's net worth. Hit me up on Twitter. I'll guess your net worth.

This could be a really funny bit. Send Dave a photo of yourself and he'll guess your net worth. 240. That's pretty damn good. I mean, yeah. If somebody offered me having what I have now versus a quarter of a billion dollars, I'd take the quarter of a billion dollars. Yeah, I probably would too.

Man. Bang. Bang. I think we'd be remiss if we didn't knock out this last thing that we have here. There's a British, I guess I'll call her a blogger, maybe an influencer, a fitness person. And she has officially started using her boyfriend's sperm as a means or as an ingredient in her smoothie as a means to protect her from coronavirus. Okay. So Dylan, you make smoothies for dinner often. I got to ask, the question that everybody wants to know,

are you putting semen in your smoothies? No, Dave. Actually, I don't do that. Why does this person think that adding semen to her smoothie will prevent coronavirus? What's your explanation? Vitamin C, of course. Did her boyfriend have coronavirus? Is that what's going explanation vitamin c of course did her boyfriend have coronavirus is that what's going on here so her name is tracy kiss which sounds like a carmen electra style name uh she says i've been

doing this for four years now and i've never felt better i'm never ill either in this pandemic i'm not really concerned about getting the illness as my immune system is so strong. Maybe more people should consider it. There's no need to be freaked out. It's completely natural and it's worked wonders for me. I feel no embarrassment about it at all. Why should I? She also has children who are 13 and 7 no don't tell me with a previous no no no with a previous partner uh and she started okay so she started using her to this to boost her immune system after her breast implants ruptured in 2012 oh dude dots and prayers imagine i mean i they don't have information regarding whether or not she's giving her kids smoothies but if you're if you're the child of a different father uh i am telling my mom that i would not like smoothies presented to me at any point there's no way she's giving it to her kids because if she is then that that's a major

problem i would think how is she you definitely can't give you can't give that gift to your kid that's just too much how is she she acquiring this? What is he? Sorry, Rosie just completely rip I feel like if there's a good time, I didn't know if we were going to stop recording or just edit this out. I think Will's back. I mean, I'm back. I don't care.

His mic just popped. We can't hear you. We still can't hear you. I think I just want to get this out of the way. All right, go ahead, Dave. It automatically muted me. Ah, there we go. Are we editing this out or are we or we just rolling with the punches no let's just roll with it we talked we talked dave and stick around for another 15 seconds while you got it situated so we're good

now yeah rosie rosie uh for the first time ever just decided to absolutely bulldoze uh all the podcast equipment cords that are just in the spot where she shouldn't be doing it so uh yeah you can tell exactly what happened too because your face you like you followed rosie and then the computer shook and then you had no i mean we'll get through it yeah like i i it's almost like i've gotten to the point where like i want to care about these things happening. But it's like, you know what? It is what it is. Like, nothing, nothing good is happening at this time anyway.

We all got our thing. We're all recording from home. I got Parks. Here he comes, actually. Hey, what's up, buddy? Interrupting all the time. We got dog interfering. Dog's barking.

My bladder. Yeah. Dave's bladder. Well, Dave dog interfering, dogs barking. My bladder. Yeah. Dave's bladder. Well, Dave's bladder, it's a constant. Parks doesn't have pants on, by the way. He hasn't put pants on yet

since he woke up. Me neither. That's why I was annoyed that I had to get up to fix this microphone situation. I didn't want people to see that I was double ducking. Oh, well.

I don't know where we left off with this young lady. You said, how is she extracting it? Yeah, what's her game plan here? Like, I mean, hey, babe, my smoothie ingredients are running low. There's no more frozen mango in the freezer. Like, can you whip up some of the protein? Not to be low rent, but this sounds kind of like

an awesome deal for the boyfriend, right? Yeah, he's living it right now, man. Depending on what method we're using here, I don't want to be low rent. That's not what we do here, but I'm just saying depending on how many smoothies she's drinking.

He's flourishing in quarantine, man. He's living large over there. Good for him. Y'all think this is worse than drinking kombucha? Is that the main ingredient? Is that like the thing at the bottom that kind of just like hovers there? It's the mother. Stop.

You're going to ruin kombucha for me. Dylan, you know you're supposed to shake it really hard before you open it right so that i'm not falling i'm not falling for that one i just tilt it i go like that i don't do anything i just open it and drink it i haven't had a nice kombucha in a long time i won the other day and it was awesome no this this quarantine has really stunted my kombucha intake, unfortunately. My gut biome is turning into yours. Damn, I'm sorry to hear that. It's okay.

Do we think this lady has... She saves like an extra supply? Like she's just, hey, go at it and then it tastes like a spoonful? Or is it like a direct injection? How does she ration this? What's the serving size? Teaspoon? No, tablespoon? Do you guys know the difference between those?

I have no clue. Tablespoon is bigger. Yep. That's about all I can help you with. I have no clue. I got to say, I'm a little surprised that she is not affiliated with Goop. She puts off Goop vibes.

Yeah, it's surprising that Gwyneth Paltrow didn't come out with this first. I just feel like there's better ways to spice up your smoothie. If it's for vitamin C, you could just take a supplement or drink a glass of orange juice. I don't know if the bioavailability of steaming is any different, but I'm not a science guy, so I'll fuck right off.

I think she's doing this for clout. I think she's trying to get the next 500 followers on her YouTube page. And that's all she wants to do it for. If, and if we need, if we need to start getting our numbers up, then I guess we'll be making smoothies.

Is this a, is this better or worse than using it as the main ingredient in a face cream? Worse. There's a good argument here though. For better or worse, Dave? Just both. I mean, both ways. Like it could, I honestly, I wouldn't fuss with you either way.

Yeah. I'm not going to tell you you're wrong if you, if you go at me. There's this, uh, stigma attached to having it and your face. I apologize if anyone's eating dinner listening to this yeah yeah should we just end this and and spare people more uh semen talk right now it's probably it's probably about time this has been a good one though i'm hoping she's a legit blogger right you looked her up she's got a big account yeah she's got about 36 000 youtube subscribers and she seems yeah like who knows maybe she's the british gwyneth gwyneth paltrow without the oscar damn good games stupid

yeah will's been into these bloggers lately like that the uh caroline calloway's pivot will's been covering these guys pretty extensively caroline calloway can shut up that girl i will say this. Don't go to her Twitter profile in public if you're out and about. Is it the pinned tweet? It's the pinned one, right? Yeah, it's an aggressive pinned tweet. That girl's crazy.

Will, you need to get this British blogger on Scaries. No. No, I'm good. I think I'm good on her for a little bit. We've already talked about it enough. I don't normally like the bathroom humor side of things. When it deals with wellness, I'm more inclined to talk about it. I can't with a straight face ask her how she acquires her ingredients for her smoothies.

That's just not going to work well for me. I'm praying that you get a tweet out of the blue and it just says, panic room. It says, Patagonia Baggies. $80 candle. Smoothie with my boyfriend's semen. Spunk smoothie.

No, we're not calling it spunk, man. I'm bringing spunk back. That's good. Thank you. Bro, Will's good. Thank you. Yep. Bro, Will's in his bag today. I don't even know what that means. Let's get out of here, guys. Can we make sure of one thing?

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throw the bag at her that I'm in that was fun guys it was fun let's get out of here bye it was fun let's get out of here bye