Circling Back - Rosters, Fake Bears & Slide Cop

Episode Date: August 2, 2023

Special guest Brett Merriman fills in for Will as the guys discuss an Australian dude's personal life goals, a sun bear at a Chinese zoo that may or may not be a man in a bear costume, the video of a cop shooting out of a slide at 1,000 MPH, a Somali sprinter who ran a 20-second 100m, and This Weekend in Fun.  Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcastWatch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmediaShop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop     •    (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter     •    (11:30) Australian Guy's Life Goals    •    (27:32) The Sun Bear That Looks Like a Person in Costume    •    (36:25) Slide Cop    •    (46:05) The Somali Sprinter's 100m Dash    •    (5634:) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors     •    Rhoback: Use BACKER20 for 20% off at Rhoback.com.    •    BetterHelp: Visit BetterHelp.com/CIRCLING today to get 10% off your first month.    •    Miller High Life: Go to MillerHighLife.com/WASHED to find Miller High Life near you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. It's the Circling Back podcast. My name is David, and I am going to host and run the board today. Filling in for one Will DeFreeze who is in Harbor Springs, Michigan posting very very good photos as he often does. Joining me in studio today producing of course it's Randy Trumbacki. Oh I'm producing and filling in for Will. Wow big big shoes to fill. I regret that. Hey, Brett Merriman's here. Here's a guy who does it all, a five-tool player,

and he comes to work, brings his hard hat, brings his lunch in a lunchbox, and he's ready to do anything. Thank you, Dave. Four tools. Everybody knows I'm not fast. Ah, that's just something I don't have in the bag. You mentioned you run the board. You also crash the boards.

I've seen it. Just something I don't have in the bag. You mentioned you run the board. You also crash the boards. I've seen it. Well, I averaged eight boards in eighth grade on the B team. Yep. No.

Yeah. No. Yeah, I was averaging. There's no way. They keep stats in eighth grade. You don't ask around in the paint? Yeah. You were? Yeah, I kind of had a little.

My game was a little Ben Simmons-y, more of a defensive specialist, crashing the boards, doing all the – everything but score. No J whatsoever? No, no. I mean, a problem, but like a different kind of problem. Yeah. Can Ben Simmons – can he still not shoot?

That's his thing, right? Dude, he has the yips. Dude, he – it's gross. If you watch him from behind, like shoot a J, it's really funny. His hand's sideways, and the ball spins like that. It's really, really bad. I don't know what his deal is.

I feel like it could be easily fixed. Good defensive line. At least form-wise. Dylan thinks you could easily fix Ben Simmons' jump shot. You'd easily fix his form and the rotation of the ball. That doesn't make him a good shooter, but at least get the basics down,

then you might have a shot. You gotta think they've tried to fix it it's like things as he's paid many many millions of dollars everybody you know the thing though like everybody has that uncle or friend who's like oh they tried to fix my uh my mechanics yeah hurt my elbow boom done it's like uh it's like guy who doesn't take lessons guy who just has his natural swing right and then like he gets one lesson and screws up his game forever. I just all feel around the Green Dives. Don't give me any tips.

Like they reset your leg wrong? Of course. He's referring to one, Danny Riggs, Dan Regester, who had his leg allegedly set wrong when he was a child. Why does Dan get hurt so much? Because he's a gym guy, and then once every three years, he goes out and tries to do something athletic without stretching or training or anything like that he doesn't run or anything

like that so when he does it his muscles are like whoa whoa whoa what are you doing yeah he's too tightly wound he's got he's got like two speeds push and pull yeah and he fast exactly uh i didn't tell you all about my injury on saturday This is my first welcome to 39 moment. Now, this has happened to me before. It happens to me two or three times a year where I wake up and I stretch. I do a good morning stretch, you know? Point my feet forward, point my toes forward, and my calf, I get the little cramp. Locked up.

Balls up. And there's nothing you can do about it. And you're just kind of sitting there and I'm like, I'm doing like the laugh cry thing where I'm just like, this sucks. I know it's about to be like this for the next like 20 seconds and I can't do anything about it. I did the one thing I don't think you're supposed to do. I got the Theragun out and tried to like massage it afterward.

I think it made it worse. It's been sore up until today. So that was my welcome to 39 moment. Here's a guy who's been 39 for a minute, Dylan Chivary. I've actually had a couple conversations about my 40th birthday coming up, which is, oh, my gosh, just, wow, I'm about two and a half months away and i don't know what i'm doing yet but it's got to be something big as i turn 40 once in my life this is like this is the you know holy shit you are actually old now birthday so i don't know i gotta tell you it doesn't sound like

those conversations you've had were productive no i no they weren't i i'm open to suit uh suggestions let's go you got competition harbs is doing sayulita i don't know what that is mexico yeah what um okay yeah like with the fam or with with the boys the squadron i must have didn't get my invite there's still time um yeah i probably won't ask people to get on a plane for me but i i mean i don't know that's the thing about dylan he's not going to ask you to get on a plane i would for a reasonably don't if you said let's go play golf up north i would get on a fucking plane i don't even like golf yeah that's true yeah don't don't let us play your 40th uh i mean i would like a golf trip just for the you know the camaraderie, the boys,

just getting the boys together. If that's what it takes, then I'll do it. I'm also not against – I saw that little smirk that you guys had. You guys speak a – You have a language of memes and like Tim Robinson. You put an emphasis on cum and camaraderie. I said – It's not pronounced camaraderie, Randy.

It's camaraderie. That's what Dave and I were joking about. No, I said camaraderie. I said, it's not pronounced camaraderie, Randy. It's camaraderie. That's what Dave and I were joking about. No, I said camaraderie. Me and the boys rottering. I don't know. Maybe, I know it would be a little bit later in the year, but I don't know. Ski trip? I don't know.

I want to do something, man. I want to get my boys together. Last time you did, you famously sunk a 70-foot putt. I know. That was big. That was my bachelor party. That was fun. Good putt. Anyway. Heck of foot putt i know that was big it was my alleged party that was fun good putt anyway heck of a putt by this guy throw suggestions at me and i will i will take them into consideration hell of a gritty by dave too i gotta plan it myself let's just go to ask candido let's

go to uh marvel falls what's that's candido isn't that the course am i wrong about dave's dave just wants to play dave really wants i don't like golf let's play let's play golf that's horseshoe bay let's play golf in a cold like a like a it's gonna be october let's go play fall golf somewhere okay that's fine october ranch weekend uh maybe go spelunking i don't i don't want to i don't want to go cave let's go bees in dwelling beezing yeah where you put birds bees on your eyelids and see like colors and stuff it's like you're on a bunch of shrooms is that a real thing yeah randy does it no this is the first time here what the fuck are you talking about you've never heard of beezing where you put birds bees uh lip like lip balm on your eyelids?

There's no way this is a thing. Lip balm goes on your lips. Yeah, but they do it because it's like a trippy thing. Who's they? You? No. Doctors Worn Against Beezen Trend. See, it's not.

I'm not saying it's good for you, but. Is this a new thing? Hold on. No. This is a New York Post article. Oh, so it's legit. From when? Doctors say you're? Hold on. No. This is a New York Post article. Oh, so it's legit. From when?

Doctors say you're asking for trouble. No. I don't even know. Yeah, okay. So if you apply Burt's beeswax lip balm onto your eyelids to enhance the feeling of being drunk or high on a night out, some college-age users claim it helps them stay up all night to study. Okay. What?

See, kids these days. Who discovers this shit kids these days they don't know what it's like just to take adderall for no reason stay up all night so you can drink 48 it's kind of like it's like putting what's the chemical that gives you a it's like a like a menthol you know like vicks vapor rub you put it on your chest or under your nose uh-huh to kind of get you people some people put it on their toes. Why? Like in their socks. I don't know. Is this a sex thing? No. Maybe. Anyway, yeah.

If y'all want to, everyone in this room is invited to my birthday, my 40th birthday celebration, wherever it may be. And you cannot, can you confirm or deny there will be bees in? Bees in cloaks. I'll bees. Bert's beeswax is not allowed on my trip. You know, to that I'd say mine your own beeswax. Alright, sorry guys, I'm currently caffeinating.

Okay. Okay. Anyway. Hey, it's time for Will DeFreeze's five-star review of the week. This is where we read a five-star review. You got one? I got one. It's from Floutabuta boy summer you can probably see where this is going oh my gosh dave's my favorite he's so funny dave's definitely the fave no i'm just kidding this is from flauta boy summer um

ordered chicken flautas for the first time this past weekend, and they slapped harder than my drunk stepdad. Love the pod for these wrecks. Oh, God. These guys had a life of some pain, some trauma. But it's a five-star review, so we appreciate it. Thank you for reviewing five stars. You know, I hope that was therapeutic to leave that. Damn. Having that flautas in a minute, though, Dave,

would go back to Matt's in-order flautas. Let's do flautas for your minute though dave would would go back to matt's in order flautas let's do flautas for your 40th a flauta 40 i think we can do better than that boys going out just eat flautas every night we hit a different tex-mex spot see who's got the best flautas a flauta challenge 40s for 40 do some sidewalk slammers uh that's a little your imitation is no longer valid you're you're kicked out oh we could we could make dylan do edward 40 hands and just you can't make me do edward 40 hands i'm a grown man all right we'll do a hand like one old one bottle of old english will take like 10 minutes no i'd rather do something that's actually fun like golf you think you don't think

taping uh 40 ounce to your hand to both actually, and just pissing yourself is fun. You going to help me pee? No, you just piss yourself. It's quite soothing. That's what I've heard. Hey, see this hat I'm wearing? Can you tell who makes it? Rowback. Rowback.

Use code BACKER20. That'll get you 20% off. Dylan's rocking the rowback polo right now this is just your classic white polo something that i think every man needs but they have um they have hundreds of polos i mean anything you want hey they have uh your college team they have polos for that too most likely unless you went to like texas state tex. Yeah, they have. Look, it's polo season right now, but joggers season's coming up. They have the best hoodies in the game as well.

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When we say load the card, what we mean is if you use it one time, maybe you get just like one polo, you're going to want to come back for more and then the code no longer works. Yeah. Buy more than one thing. There's good dudes over there too. They have to be the most prolific polo you're going to want to come back for more and then the code no longer works yeah buy more than one thing there's good dudes over there too they have to be the most prolific polo maker like do they have more polos like more styles like than any like i feel like their prints

are just unmatched i know their quality but they just have like a new one every day yes they they have they have it down they know they know what the they're doing. That's not in the copy. That's just me riffing. We don't even have copy. We don't. They just let us go. They know we're going to freaking freestyle it. Yeah.

Hey, Randy, hit me one time with some phone goals. Did you guys see this? Let's go to the New York Post, a reputable news source. Turns out a man's embarrassing i put that in quotes goals list goes viral after losing phone at ski resort um we're gonna go through this and figure out whether any of this is actually embarrassing or not he's a lad right he's got to be a lad i mean he goes to uni he's an aussie lad bro dude okay he's he's Australian? He's Australian. This occurred in Australia. Okay.

So unless he was vacationing. Got it. Got it. I don't know what's really embarrassing about it. It's embarrassing that he was exposed for it, but there's nothing on this list that's embarrassing. So this is his lock screen for the record. I've heard people do this.

Like they put like their immediate goals. That way, every time they pick up their phone it's right there in their face you don't have to go looking for it you know it's just like oh shit i gotta get a motorbike this month right every every time you're reminded so let's go through it for the folks who aren't watching um first one you know every man has needs get jacked and be 87 kilograms which sexual to 191.8 pounds right so this guy's looking to get some hand action and 191 pounds i don't know i don't know i don't know if that's what this is about i don't think he's trying to get jacked in that sense i think he means like get swole get swole get diced up yeah

he's trying to he's trying to put on a little bit of mass dave you would know this better than i is 80 is 87 kilograms is that like a fighting weight is does that put them in a new class is that specific 191 light heavyweight 191 ish you can you can probably cut down to what 170 on that yeah find a middle way i'm like 195 186 right now oh yeah kind of in that in that neighborhood okay i'm uh i'm back around 160 yeah i've had a little background 160 way i'm up around 183 way right now nice okay very cool randy you want to go you could 179 180. oh damn yeah randy hey pop your head out ask the intern just kidding um i don't think that's a weird one no did you know of course not be 87 kilograms makes it a little weird but be like who doesn't want to be jacked? Quit all nicotine. Great goal.

I support this. Right. He's two for two in my book, Dave. Okay. He's probably popping those zins that these kids are doing. Yeah, I don't see what the harm in a little zin is. Or maybe he's pulling on those Escobars, those vape pens. This dude is absolutely heading to Zimbabwe, and he's vaping his little dick off.

Okay. In my uni opinion. He's got an Escobar. Yeah. Which are fun, by the way. $25,000 in bank account. I don't know what the exchange rate is. Do they put the dollar sign after the number?

I don't like that. That bothers me. A lot of dumb Americans do that, too too because they just don't know better. That is actually embarrassing. If you email me and you have the dollar sign in the wrong spot. I'm deleting it. I mean, I'll respond, but I'm definitely going to screenshot it and send it to the boys. I get it phonetically.

I mean, $25,000, right? But it's obviously very wrong. Maybe he's dyslexic. So why don't you keep criticizing him why do we put the cent sign after the number though everything about that but we do the dollar sign before the number favorite pair of basketball shoes i had the pennies and they had the little cent sign on the tongue dude those were so sick oh my god anthony anthony hard penny hard the pennies were sick you didn't know I'm more of a Tim Hardaway guy. I was just like, my game was different than his

because I was more of like a go up, you know. I was like six points, seven dimes, eight boards type. No one prefers Tim to Anfernee. So you, six points, seven assists, eight boards. I was a facilitator. I don't even know how you, where do you play in that situation. Dave never put those numbers up in his life. It's like a point guard that rebounds.

Yeah, Luca. I was going 14-3. I didn't. You play hero ball. I didn't dish out. You're giving hero ball vibes. People were fine. I was a drive the lane and a set shooter.

That was my game. Yeah. And I could only dribble with my right hand. Brett, you're giving three and D guy. Yeah, absolutely. No, I'm not fast. I'm not quick. I can throw the hell out of stuff, Dave.

A decent shooter. I'd stand in the corner, go like one for three from three, and facilitate. I'm a really good passer, though. I defend my dick off though i'll go all out on defense let the record show that brett said he'll throw the shit out of something that that's that's i don't know how exactly that helps you no it doesn't in basketball that's what i'm saying i mean unless like unless i need to do a complete a full court pass in the air brett's the guy that's the guy end of game situational brett

throwing it in from yeah you're hitting christian latner on the they put it on there exactly that was actually my role because i was like the baseball guy on the team and i could throw well see i was like all right wash media wouldn't put like in this room wouldn't put together a good basketball no that's not our game man no we went. We went out there. Will Sneaky got a wet J. He says, I've never seen it, but... No, Will's got a good jump shot. Who handles the ball for us? It's me.

I'm not saying I've got great handles, but it's logically me. Maybe Randy. He's got handles. Randy's all defense. I'm all team defense. Which I think he's a great defenseman. He's got handles like Van Axel. I'm seeing that. And Tim Hardaway. Get off Tim Hardaway.

Tim Hardaway Jr. is his favorite Maverick. No. Hoping they can move that contract. I have a little conversion here. I'm assuming Australian dollars. That's about $1,600 U.S. dollars. Oh. Okay, he's a small baller, and that's okay. For college to have $1,600 all right come on randy jesus dude 16 randy almost fucked up the entire show he's a medium baller

yeah i have uh number four have motorbike i like that they're dangerous so please be careful on that thing wear a helmet obey traffic laws this guy. This guy is in his hot boy era. Don't sneak between cars that are stopped in traffic. Oh, I hate when that happens, man. This shit gives me the willies, man. See that shit on LiveLeak, Dave? I see it on Mopac. Don't like it.

No, you see it more in DFW. Get on I-20. Every time you go up Mopac, there's a motorcycle accident. dfw get on i-20 every time you do a mopac there's a motorcycle accident it's like it's austin has to be one of the most dangerous motorbike places in the in america it feels like elon served me unsolicitedly another just really graphic motorcycle accident yesterday on the tl this old couple just got absolutely obliterated it was terrible i don't want where is this they're on a moped crossing an intersection and they got just absolutely t-boned by a car going like 50 oh and they went flying it was awful i don't want

this stuff on the tl do we know if they they went flipping like 100 feet through the air so i think they're probably dead okay it was terrible all right let's see if we can save the seg here. Hey, well, can we circle back on number three real quick? Okay. How are you getting $16,000 in your bank account in college? Why do you assume this guy's in college? Because he says good marks at uni. Are you pushing? Maybe he's selling plasma.

Maybe he's selling plasma. Maybe his dad owns a kangaroo dealership. Maybe he loaded up on NFTs. That's true. I have a Serge Ibaka one. They're about to go boom. He found some land. Outround.

In the outback. Very similar, too. That's a long-term thing. You might have 20K on paper, but that's not liquid. He's saying- He wants to get liquid, Davey. He wants liquid bad. Maybe he's an he wants to get liquid davy like he wants liquid bad maybe he's working maybe he's a an uber driver i don't know true okay personal

fave get better at fighting i like this nice that could go hand in hand with number one this uh this this is a guy who's he took an l in a bar fight he wants to throw hands or maybe he's the confidence of being really good at fighting has got to be really powerful i've never had that i never walked into a place and thought to myself i can beat everyone's ass in here but i imagine that's an excellent feeling to have i do every day when i when you walk in here yeah hey did you do you guys have a buddy growing up um shouts to my boy kevin from saratoga he was uh, like a black belt jujitsu and not a big guy, maybe five,

nine jacked one 60 ish fought like nine guys at, at a concert one time and, and beat the shit out of every single one of them. It was the coolest thing I've ever seen. Some guys just have it, man. Yeah. Some guys got that,

that dog. He wasn't a power guy. He just was like, some, some guys just know how to throw hands, man. There was a kid a year younger than me named Cody who was a black belt in karate. And he could do like cool spin kicks and shit.

He never had to use it. That's like a thing about most of those. If you're like a high-level martial artist, like you don't get, you don't want to use it. Like it kind of makes you, the confidence knowing like, I could take this guy, you don't want to use it. It kind of makes you... The confidence knowing I could take this guy, I'm not going to. I'm going to avoid confrontation.

But at parties, we'd all get all effed up and he would do a flip kick or some shit. Did I even tell you this? One day a week, the school year, Parks is doing jujitsu. One day a week the whole school year so he's liking it now well he he went to a class recently and liked it he says i want to do it i want to do more so we signed him up sweet i think it's freaking awesome it's gonna be good for him

it's gonna yeah that's sick i know you might be able to whip my ass here in a couple years oh my god that's a tough day he's gonna hit you hit you with a D'Arce choke. You got to know about dad strength, though. What if he arm bars you and breaks your little arm? If my son breaks my arm with an arm bar and it's fair play, more power to him. That's respect. Straight up, frat on, good sir. I'll shake his hand.

I'll shake his arm. After I get it out of the cast. He signs your cast after he breaks your arm? Sorry, bitch. Have you ever been in an arm bar? Huh? Have you ever been in an arm bar or triangle? No, I'm not highly susceptible to it.

I had a friend that did all this stuff, and he would put us in there one time. It's so painful. Yeah, I imagine. Yeah, I've seen arms break. It looks like hell. Oof. I don't plan, like, knock on wood.

I don't see many scenarios where I need to get armbarred, nor deliver an armbar. See, my friend, see, jiu-jitsu wasn't a player in early 2000s uh dallas suburbs uh we we did the more uh get drunk and like trade licks in the shoulder punch each other in the arm yeah she was tight and you'd wake up the next day like what what am i doing yeah that's really dumb yeah it's awesome you get you get a guy who could like perfectly land this knuckle and just dig right in oh yeah i don't have a little dainty wrist i'll do the knuckle out like that guys are

so dumb and just really try to get sack tap habachi randy that's out of bounds did we do that he sat attack sack tapped you oh that's right that's right you own one i do oh god we got we got blitzed, man. So he wants to get good grades, good marks at uni. Right. Good for him. Which is a very Australian way of saying I want to get good grades. This is where it gets controversial.

No, I like number seven a lot. Have three girls on roster. Yep. That's what's up. Some Sarastas. We never called it a roster. That was never a thing. Calling it a roster, that's where it gets. Calling it a roster makes, like, gives,

that's where it gets a little dicey. You're saying it's giving scumbag? Yeah, it's giving scumbag misogynist vibes. You think they have serostitutes in Australia? I don't know, man. I feel like that's a term no one's really using. I don't think. What do you think, Greg?

I don't know what the uni. Serurity, like a kangaroo serost. I don't know. Yeah, hold on. Think of there. Yeah, roster. I don't know. Yeah, hold on. Think of there. Yeah, roster. I don't think that's – I think they have like faunus clubs. I don't think roster is as degrading as you're saying I want to have three girls.

I mean – I just got three girls on the rotation, bro. Yeah. Mate. They do not have fraternities and sororities, but there are organizations and societies that provide opportunities for students to build relationships and brotherhood for life hey shout out to our australian friend we saw at the bar the other night oh great yeah remember we saw him at rustic oh yeah his brother the older brother pops in uh he's the one who popped in yeah dude he um he recognized us right away he okay so he was in the stall at rustic and i was like next in line i didn't hadn't seen him

as soon as he walked out of the stall he puts his hands up he's like what's up and i i it took me a second i was like who the fuck is this big australian i thought this guy was about to wreck me and he was like yeah we came by the office oh, yes. It was his brother's one who was the listener too. Yeah, I think they both listen now. Okay. Hopefully. Because we did take a photo with you, and it would be uncool if you didn't subscribe.

A couple of Aussies. They're good dudes. Nice guys. Golfers. Very nice guys. Don't get haircut for three months. Dude, he's grown out that frat shag. I had a frat shag.

My freshman year, first thing I did, I grew out a frat shag. That seems like the easiest one to do, right? Have you seen my composite picture from freshman year? No. That's so sick. It's on the Grom, at D. Shivery. Yeah, I feel like you've got to have some goals on here, Dave, though, that are like –

You're going to pull it up? You've got to knock one off the list. That's a good one to be able to knock off the list easily. You're going to scroll down a way, Randy. That's the thing. When you're making like a goals list, you want some to be one off the list. That's a good one to be able to knock off the list easily. You just scroll down a way, Randy. That's the thing. When you're making a goals list, you want some to be easily attainable. Yeah, because you want to have something to cross off. It's the mental victory of like, boom, got that.

That's just time. You just don't go to get a haircut. It's like when I have a goals list that I look at every morning. Right. I'm sure you all do too. My first one is brush my teeth. My second one is- That's a goal of yours brush my teeth my second one is a goal of yours yeah my second one is look in the mirror without crying so okay it goes on from there ag1 maybe

ag1 good added value wow brett that's huge man something that i drink i wish i could grow my hair out like that again i don't think my hair is thick enough to do that again unfortunately do it for your 40th just fresh i just explained uh i don't think my hair is thick enough to do that again unfortunately do it for your 40th just fresh i i just explained uh i don't think my hair is thick enough to pull that off anymore okay so they gave this guy got his phone back um he has not been identified i don't think we need to identify him um i think there is some some people are mad about the three girls on the roster it's like who's he think who do you think he is uh mitch from love island uk. Right, Dylan? Check us out Friday. But yeah.

Oh. There it is. This is the guy. Oh, my God. Zoom in on that. Look at that. That's sick, dude. How sick is that?

You look like you wear basketball jerseys to parties. Oh, man. Music festivals. I kind of wish I had that hair right now. Dude, if you had a stash in that photo. That's killer. That is killer. Like, this guy shows up to your party.

Like, he's taking your girl home. What did some of the comments say? One girl says, I'm pregnant. Did she? Yeah. She probably was, just from the picture. Man. I miss that.

Let it ride, dude. I can't. That would look so sick under a baseball hat. That tie knot's kind of beta. Oh, you're doing half Windsor? I was 18. That would look so sick under a baseball hat. That tie knot's kind of beta. Oh, you're doing a half Windsor? I was 18. I know. I'm just saying, you walk into a courtroom with that.

Look how frat I was, though. Motion granted. That's not even a half Windsor. That's a shit knot. I just learned how to tie a tie. That's a little like the once over down the hatch. Yeah, I borrowed this from my dad tie knot. I'm telling you, though, for real, if you walk in and you try to speak to a neutral, detached magistrate for whatever reason, maybe you're representing yourself, maybe you're representing a client, you're going to get laughed out of there with that, Ty.

So think about that next time you tie a tie. I tie a tie much better these days, but my goodness. What is a neutral, detached magistrate this guy well i've never been to law school have you that's embarrassing you know what i i haven't oh my god you want to talk about this bear yeah what's going on so this is a chinese sun bear at a zoo malayan sun bear mal Malayan sun? Okay. I said Chinese because they're in China. That's why I said that. But yes. It's a Malayan

sun bear? Yes, it's the smallest bear in the world. Well, this fucker looks huge. It's not small at all. You're thinking koala. Well, fun fact. Koala's not a bear. Koala's not a bear. Believe it or not. I believe it's a marsupial, David. Oh. Randy's nodding that is correct yes

in confirmation was there ever a soup company that made a koala their uh their logo yeah because they could have gone with a kangaroo it's the most common it's like the most commonly known of the marsupial you could have done that but they have the pouch campbell's one with like donovan mabb. Could have done a marsupial with it. I ate a lot of Campbell's chunky soup in college and law school and it sucked. Really? Yeah. It made me, I realized how much sodium I was getting and it made my face puffy.

You got the corn chowder a lot. Really? It was just filling. That's a good one. I would just go with the big beef stew. I was trying to add mass at that time. Campbell's chicken noodle. I mean, that's a classic. I didn't do it a lot, but the little instant ones that you can put in your microwave in college. You have the micro fridges. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. My roommate used to sell weed brownies out of mine. So people think, okay. People think this is not an actual bear. They think this is a guy in a bear suit at the zoo. Zoom in, Randy. Because of the way he's standing. And its movements, its mannerisms are human-like um bears are okay i'm not going to say they're they're that

it's that picture right right now it's the it's the ass it looks like a guy like named jerry's just talking to his boy like hey can you bring me a sandwich he looks like he looks like a uh a 58 year old man who went out to the driveway to pick up a newspaper and he's standing up and you're like oh shit i forgot to put clothes on and you're just standing there looking like a like an old man you know what i mean as you see the video he's waving bears wave do they wave my discover feed is is full of bears waving at passers-by i'm on team bear here i don't think there's a man inside that they at first i thought there was a man inside they just looked i mean like that it looks too much like a man but now

i'm i'm with you on i'm on team bear that's gonna that's a man baby i want to hug this bear yeah bears are bears are so cuddly looking um so you think that bear's got a guy in him no i don't oh you're doing that that thing again got that guy in him no one ever made that photoshop by the way dave i'm just saying following the video of the bear going viral a that's the one 30 increase in visitor numbers at the hangzhou zoo so just follow the money dave okay do your own research that's the photo the one that randy's got where it's waving that looks it just looks like an out of shape old guy yeah like it really does yeah the the neck and head don't help too because the neck's really long

it looks like his head it should be here and like he has a fake head on top on top of where his regular head would be it's yeah minus the head it looks human proportion like minus that you're right the head goes up too high other than that it looks pretty accurate like his eyes would be looking out the bear's mouth or something but yeah this is just a real bear i think i do like the idea that like maybe they did have these bears and like this is like one of them got sick and like they didn't want to tell anybody that died so it's like dude you got to go out there you got to put on this bear suit you got to go out there and just wave i don't know be fling some shit whatever they do this bear i don't think bears do that but but still. Oh, there. Yeah. I love the wave.

I don't know, Dave. I go back and forth on this one. Given the Chinese propensity to tell the truth 100% of the time, I don't know. Like the government, I mean. Sure. Thank you. What's this bear's name? Angela.

Really? Yeah. um what's this bear's name angela really yeah there might be a chinese translation but in this article it says the bear's name is angela okay um people are dunking on the bear's lack of ass and i just don't think it's too bad to comment on yeah yeah angela is not super thick she's got a really long back. Just saying. No. A little foldy ass. Shout out to Angela, though. Yeah. Shout out to her family.

Malayan sun bear. It's a species. We do have to cover large animals on this podcast, so it made sense. This one's getting some play. It says it's the smallest bear. This is what the Wikipedia says. I was a little surprised by that, because that didn't look very small smaller than a black bear i guess so huh i was

thinking the uh panda bear they don't seem like they get that big panda panda panda panda yeah it says honey sun's smallest bear god polar bears are fucking huge man yeah they're so sick look at this car low key that one skips over the kodiak the kodiak is between the polar and the grizzly i don't this is gonna be okay science bread aren't kodiak bears and brown bears the same thing they're different this dave i'm i knew i literally i could feel the circling back. It's brown laid down. Right. If it's black, fight back. If it's white, you're going to die. Is a panda a bear? Because they're not that big, right?

It's definitely a bear. It looks just like one. Yeah, I think it is. It is. They also have problems reproducing, from what I've been told. Like, they just refuse to. Like, I respect the move. Yeah, two to three feet.

They refuse to do some fucking. They only weigh 150 to 280 pounds, and they're only two to three feet. I guess that's when it's on all fours is two to three feet. Okay. Interesting. Yeah. Okay, Kodiak bears.

They're on subspecies. Very similar to brown bears, but. They're big, dog. Yeah. They're fucking huge. What's your favorite bear? The polar. Are you kidding?

What kind of question is that i don't know that feels like the chalk answer well the polar bear is the only known animal only known land animal to ever hunt like actively hunt a human being which i think is really sick not afraid of humans at all i like to watch that video of the guy who went inside of that clear cube and uh yeah with his camera and was just let that bear just toss him around yeah wild bull bears are bad i just want to issue a correcting statement here dave okay all it's like a rhombus kind of thing all kodiak bears are brown bears but not all brown bears are kodiak bears. Oh, it's like the square rectangle thing. Yes, yes. So everybody was right in this scenario.

Thank you, Brad, for correcting that. All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares. Something to think about. Okay. Thank you, Brad. Yep. Hey, this podcast is sponsored by our friends at BetterHelp. Sometimes in life, we're faced with tough choices,

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Everybody's seen it by now. If you haven't, go watch this on YouTube or just type in slide cop on Google or Twitter, whatever it is, or Zeet, whatever they're calling it now. Have you seen this? A thousand times. Okay, just making sure. Anytime it's on the TL, I watch it at least three times.

Okay, I've got a number of questions. Let's just run it through real quick. Yeah, there we go. All right. Somebody's sliding. Oh, my God. He just ragdolls out of there. He's out.

Okay. Question one. He's out. Okay. Question one. Why is this officer of the law sliding down a slide with an audience all holding cell phones at the bottom? My best guess. Community outreach.

We don't have any context here. My best guess is something got stuck up the slide and he was trying to help dislodge it. My guess is he crawled up it and was trying to maybe a child's up there that like he was crying or something he was trying to help um that's my best guess i don't know why else would i gotta tell you up a slide i wanted to roast you for that but i hadn't thought of that and and I'm like, that actually makes a little bit of sense. Like, why else would he be on his stomach facing the other way? One of my biggest questions is, why didn't he slow himself down when he was shooting out of the slot? Correct. It's really easy to just put your hands up against the side of the slide and slow yourself down to a safe—

We've all slowed ourselves down on slides before. You can use your feet. He's got rubber-soled shoes on. You can use your hands. Why does he go out there at 1,000 miles per hour? The momentum here is my question. How in the world, on a 70-foot slide, is he coming out at terminal velocity? That's not a 70-foot feet. Dude, that... Okay. Maybe it's an optical illusion, but that looks like a pretty tall slide. Maybe that's, maybe he's testing it. He's like, the kids have been popping out of this sucker going 100 miles an hour for years.

Did somebody drop some Crisco down that thing and not tell anybody? You can hear him, like, start to pick up momentum. He's, like, you know, bouncing off the side, like the inside of the slide walls. And he's just ragdolling in there. Yeah. And the sound, plus whoever's just he's just ragdolling in there yeah and it's the sound plus whoever's

filming is giggling as they hear him like like reaching the the end of the slide it's really funny i wonder if this wasn't take two like the cop went down he's like oh that was that was fun do it again and then knocked himself out with momentum uh on in turn four in the chicane. I just don't understand. I'm going to say something possibly controversial. We may have to edit this out. I don't think police officers while on duty should be going down slides. Controversial, but correct me if I'm wrong.

Did he go down the slide with his firearm? He did. On person? It was on his person. His cuffs. He's not giving it to one of the bystanders like, hey, hold hold this well you know that's randy's thing randy likes to try to grab officers um handguns their pistols what is this joke in reference it's a meme format that's been going around and honestly it is pretty relatable i don't know why there's always an urge to just

like crap i don't i've never done it but there's always like what if i did the masculine urge to grab an officer's firearm you never had that you just see of course yeah he's in line at like you know wendy's and you were behind him like oh look at that his piece is just sitting right there that's gone yeah yeah that too it's a funny you don't do it no i've had like the like what if i just turned off this ledge before like my car like i'm like one hard turn away from just yeeting off the side of this mountain right yeah yeah i don't do that it would end very poorly for you if you grabbed an officer's firearm as well also probably in the car situation i've never thought about doing it but i've thought about like i wonder how often that happens like some just random psycho walks in, tries to get it.

Like, ah. That's the noise it would make. Hopefully not too often. That'd be a bad situation for everybody. Yeah, we're watching your ass. Why is this cop not trying to protect himself? Can we run it back a couple more times? Yeah, run it back.

It says he's got a little bit of a, they said he got some head injuries from this, which makes sense. Yeah. He's pummeling down. His brain was bouncing off the metal slide. When he first appears, it appears he's out he pops right back up he's got dead you know dead leg vibe like yeet bang oh his his clip comes out and he gets road rash from that um whatever kind of material that is yeah the the that cushioning that's just fun to walk on though that stuff is fun to walk on it feels good under your feet how is it part of me i wonder is this

uniform is it is it specifically it's it's a trap is it like a traffic cop oh i don't know well he is wearing a reflective vest yeah that's what i'm saying he was like he was directing traffic at an intersection that was like you know 50 yards from this and he got called over because the kid got stuck in the slide do you think this is going over well down at the station this poor this dude they have this is boston by the way they have it on a loop just on the big screen oh no this this fucking boston cop dude is getting absolutely fucking fucking terry fucking ate it he's just it's like he's trying to slow him so down with his face yeah not a good idea part of it so he goes down

he gets flipped and that's where his problems go like I bet you he was going down feet first face up first turn he gets flipped second turns where the damage happens third turn he also smokes his head and then he comes out but why is that why are smokes his head. And then he comes out fast backwards. Why are his hands by his side when he comes out? He's trying to reach maximum velocity. His exit velo is astounding. I don't think he was just trying to do this for fun. I think there was some fun involved.

I need context. I want to know everything about what happened. He needs to come forward. I think there's a longer video. Correct me if I'm wrong. Can he get a workman's comp for this? This is outside the scope of his duties? We don't know.

That's what we don't know yet. Here's another angle. That's a pretty big slide. That's the same slide? That's the same slide. Okay. This looks like a water slide. That is longer than I thought.

Yeah, I think that just- I don't think it's 70 feet, but it's longer than I thought it would be. Your momentum there. It's not like the Der Stuko. Do we need to send Boston correspondents, DJ Bean and Pete Blackburn, to the slide cop slide? And go down it?

Yes. If you look here... Oh, man, I'd love that. It is wet, too, and it doesn't look like it's raining out, so maybe the theory is that, like, someone lubed up this slide, and it's dangerous,

and he was going to go test it. Oh, it's horny with why would you why would you test a dangerous slide as a cop because he didn't believe the parents i don't know but it's a first responder it is wet he responds first to lubed up slides yeah i just what's your good questions and answers here what's your go- More questions than answers here. What's your go-to slide lube? You know, I've never done that. But if you had to lube up a slide like this- Baby oil. Oh, baby oil. Yeah.

Brett. Go-to slide lube? Mm-hmm. Dish soap. Oh. What? Yeah, that's what you put on like slip and slides. Is that what you do?

Yeah. And that makes it fun and bubbly too. Yeah, that stuff will mess your skin up if you leave it on for too long though. You got to get it off. Get in your eye too. Get not careful i'm going avocado oil as a pledge the smoke point did you have to do the the no we didn't we somehow didn't have to do that well i had to do it yeah it's not good it was a very terrible experience yeah to fill

the people in i had to put don dish soap on my balls as a pledge and leave it on there for a long time oh god yeah is that that that hurts right uh yeah it feels like your balls are on fire after a little bit we did it's like that kings of leon song we did icy hot yeah uh and i would rather have done icy hot oh it's a miserable existence that you can even do it like i put icy hot like on a groin or a hip flexor and you get some some unanticipated crossover that ain't good dave i don't know if i've ever used icy hot oh it's great like benday icy hot does it work pretty well biofreeze oh hell yeah all right just don't put it on your balls we hope this uh officer of the law is okay um we'd love to hear from them we'd love to hear from listeners who've

who've are familiar with this slide i'd like to see someone like do it like the proper way dj bean and pete blackburn have responded they said oh man yes so prepare for a wash media investigation i those guys are down to do some content um did y'all ever i don't know how big water parks were in y'all's upbringing but we had uh wet and wild now hurricane harbor slitter bond right down the road man best place ever water slide world just a water slide world we thought this is really dumb in retrospect but we we thought it would be fun like on uh on the water slides like the smaller ones to like put your hands out and stop and then wait for your buddy to slam into you and then he would wait for his buddy.

Wondering what this cop didn't do. Yeah. And then we'd all go down at the same time. Worded weird. Oh, shitheads. Yeah. And they'd be like, why did y'all do that? You can't do that.

You're going to get kicked out if you do it again. I'm like, I don't know. We decided it'd be funny if all three of us came out at once. We're fucking crazy. And usually they don't let the next person go because the like rule number one of being the lifeguard in that situation at the top is like wait till the other person exits the slide before you go in yeah so you just must have had a head lifeguard yeah well oh yeah some high school kid yeah didn't care about nothing good money though i don't care about nothing. Good money, though. Don't care about nothing, man. How familiar or how closely are you guys monitoring the World University games?

That's a thing that happened. Is it on NBC Sports? I don't know where one can watch this, but... Yeah, I watched this i saw this is um is this an old video that's been resurfaced hard to say that this is i don't think so i can't read that language so i don't know if there's a year or anything but this is a um this is a race i don't know 100 yard dash i don I don't know what the distance is. Probably meters.

Meters, yeah, probably. It's a sprint. And Randy, what was your 100 time, Dave? It was like 10.3. Damn, that's moving, dog. When dated or not? It was a fast track that day. Okay.

Right. Let's roll the tape on this. Roll that beautiful bean footage. All right. So we got Somalia representing. Somalia's in the house. Lane five, where are they? Lane seven's looking like, okay.

Lane eight getting serious here. Let's see. They're lining up. They're on the blocks. Lane three looks like. Correct me if I'm wrong but like lane three is supposed to be a a mover in these races right is that the fast lane oh like four or five is usually oh that's usually for like the 400 and stuff uh she finished nine

seconds behind the um is that good 11.58. And she finished... That would have put her at 20 point something. Yeah, that's... It's not... Oh, she's just kind of... She coasted. The athlete, come to find out, is the niece of Somalia's head of athletics.

See, that... Nepotism. I don't like that at all. Did she take someone else's spot because of her familial connections? Yeah, but why? Like, you had to know going in. Do you remember... Did she take someone else's spot because of her familial connections? Yeah, but why? I don't know.

You had to know going in. Do you remember? This person has no sprinting experience. So I have this viral tweet. True story. I don't know if you guys have ever gone viral on Twitter before. I have a few times. One of these times was in 2016 during the Summer Olympics. And Ethiopia entered a swimmer into the Olympics.

Do you remember this? And he was in very poor shape. A man of size? He was a man of size. Ah, I do remember this. And he looks like this. That was Ethiopia's Olympic swimmer. They put him in a 50.

He had good form. He was not in great shape. I mean, when you envision an Olympic swimmer, they're pretty lean. Long and lean. Yeah, in good shape. It's a subjective test, but I get it. This dude shows up, and it might not be a surprise. He just gets absolutely smoked.

Oh, does he? I thought he won the silver. No, he didn't. I don't think he won anything except for some laughs from people. Anyway, not to brag, I did go viral August 9th, 2016. I kind of felt bad for that guy. If this is a nepotism situation, you played yourself. What did you think was going to happen?

This is like a make-a-wish situation or something i don't know we don't know that no that's what it looks shouts to uh uncle chaps of barstool sports he had a good point he goes maybe her uncle entered her just because she's like an entitled little brat he didn't knock her down or a peg or or seven it was a humble play yeah a little humble play it could have been a humble play a little humble pie situation being served up okay maybe this is like like you know you lose your fantasy football league you have to go to a monday qualifier or something and shoot 115 yeah i don't know man why are you doing this that's sorry by the way let's do it right if you got people who are actually trying to qualify you're taking somebody's spot yeah oh yeah and you're taking somebody's spot, yeah.

Oh, yeah. And you're out there. You don't know. Maybe you just play out of your mind that day. I play out of my mind. I shoot like 81. Yeah, that's true. That's fine, though.

It's the dude that, remember, he was like, he shot like 59 on the front. And some poor guys, they're playing with people who are trying to do this thing. Guys are like, they're not making any money. They were probably very good D1, AA college golf college golfers to get a check for like 12 grand and they're just like dude i'm grinding i've been grinding out here and then some fucking guy named tanner yeah hung over one of the fucking dave's buddies probably he's got his buddy troy caddying for him yeah Yeah. Tanner and Troy. Disgusting brothers. Double T, man.

They're both tight. You ever seen the one where they enter a bodybuilding contest? Yeah. And there's a regular Josh. Yeah, I've seen that. It's kind of funny. That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

They go out with like the bronzer and everything. Yeah. Yeah. We should, we should, that should be, somebody should do one of the episodes with the bronzer. You should do it. You've been bodybuilding. I'm pretty tan.

You're already pretty tan. I'm pretty tan, oh yeah. That stuff makes you, it shows off your little curves. I've not been bodybuilding. You haven't. It would be, if I did like a level four spray tan and walked in here, the problem would be like I'd have to live too after the episode.

Yeah, life goes on. Ideally, you keep living after the episode. Yeah, like I'd have to live too after the episode yeah life goes on ideally you keep living after the episode yeah like unless we just kill it i have to go to go to hockey on thursday nights and be like hey guys oh yeah what's up that'd be kind of funny does your hockey bag stink uh i i mean yeah it doesn't smell good but i air my stuff out after every game or any event good for you in my laundry room that rocks that so that room doesn't smell great no ah yeah well you know it's the smell of like hockey gear and and also like laundry detergent so there's kind of like a weird cover-up yeah yeah do you ever like once a year you walk in

somewhere and you can't get the smell of like the football field house it's like the perfect mix of grass and body odor grass bo and sweat yeah it's just it's just a hitch and you're like oh man i miss the i miss the days out there under the friday night lights just getting my shit pummeled in oklahoma drills what does sense of smell bring you back like that it's not it's the most closely tied to memory yeah but like i want to know like i want that explained to me like i'm a dumb dumb like why does that happen that way it's so interesting huberman labs that'd be a good one check out cubes yeah yesterday's uh exactly five minutes you can still smell the uh scholastic book fair that's a that's a popular oh yeah uh home depot subway a lot of places borders books you're talking about the restaurant subway

subway a lot of places borders books you're talking about the restaurant subway correct yeah very distinct perfumes too oh yeah you bring you're like oh yeah it's like oh yeah i remember i don't ever want to smell that bready smell i remember angela from sixth grade dance she was wearing angel remember angel perfume i don't is that okay uh victoria's secret um girl you're my angel i don't know it just seems to be the one that young lady my past was wearing um what the fuck's happening dude i got a i got a problem with f1 racing right now sorry max for staffing my to why is it he wins every race that's not it's not fun i'm sorry that sport is broken i can't stand i agree same fucker wins every race we have an american dude in the mix now who places like 20th every time check out formula bone for more commentary on

that i'm sure he's covered it formula one had its they they had every opportunity they just need some parody dude they've got to fix the sport it's just you tune in you're like all right cool but they like get all hyped up i finished like i finished in the points who's gonna finish second behind you find the fucking perfume yet or not it was angel okay it was angel by mind freak oh you think chris angel has a has a has a thing he's got a thing probably like a no no a clone oh no i don't know ma'am no i don't think so he probably sells like magic kits and shit do you think this i had a magic kit as a child it's true i had like the thumb a fake thumb that you could hide like a thing and pull it out a great trick the only trick i

could really execute so after i did it to my family once, it was like, got to find something else. All your materials used up? There was a magic store in the West End, the West End of Dallas. It's a little place and I used to go. Nice.

Yeah. That's awesome. Do you think this- I'll never forget the smell of the magic store. Right. Just potions and shit. The Somali woman who finished, dead, DFL. Do you think she warmed up?

No. Why would you? What's the point? There can't be any point. Hey, props to her for not faking an injury. She trotted across the line. If that's me, I'm immediately grabbing the hammy. Nine seconds somehow in the first second. Yeah, I'm pulling up.

A lot of people say that Dan faked his hamstring injury before the Grand X combine because he didn't want to lose to me in every single event. I think Dan would have got you in the bench. He would. He would have got you in the bench. I don't know about the other stuff, though. He would have competed in the vertical as well.

I'd like to run that. I would like to run that back, and I will run that back in the next couple months at some point as part of my Too Much Dip, our sports podcast punishment for picking games terribly last season. Facts, yeah. Yeah, I just think that was a real opportunity for the sprinter, in quotes, to fall down, but then show true grit and just crawl to the finish line. And it's like, oh, what an awesome story. Like, and maybe like somebody who finished the race comes back and helps.

You know what I mean? Right. It could have been. Yeah, those, man, those videos. What do you, like, I don't know. There's so many questions here. Do they like pay for transportation and get her there? I mean, it's a waste of taxpayer dollars, Dave.

I agree. Where's our money going? Audit the Fed. Yeah, they're putting her in a hotel and, I don't know, corruption, man. Yeah. Randy was sending me something about the plandemic earlier. I don't know why I haven't read it. Yeah, Joe Bribin.

Oh, yeah, that's good. That is a new one. I like that. It doesn't work completely, but I get it. I saw that on Twitter. It was served to me. Good stuff. I'd like to see your TL right now.

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we'll probably hit the bars. Hell yeah. Saratoga. Caroline Street, Beekman Street. It's a lot of fun. Can't wait. Toes.

Saturday, track day. Ponies are running. Ponies are running, Dylan. Who we like. If there's a horse running that's born today. Any fillies in the... There'll be some fillies. Yeah.ylan if we like if there's a horse running that's any phillies any phillies in the a little bit some phillies yeah you know like a philly day

is it getting sloppenheimer that's that's what i'm saying if there's a horse that looks like they're born in it are they born is it going to be wet i'm going to touch it is it going to be sloppy weather looks pretty good 76 in the sunny outside but you still want a slopper though depends uh you know i should say he's in college right on race length if they look if they're a little heavier you know run through it uh but i'll keep if there's any born in it horses i'll keep you posted and then uh sunday doing some chilling probably go to the uh battlefield battle saratoga turning point of the american revolution dylan as you know and uh it's where george washington sailed across the potomac it didn didn't do that? Not there.

Not there. He wasn't there. Okay, that's when Cornwallis met his match. Near there, but not there. What, like a Tinder match? What do you mean? John Burgoyne met his match there. You're familiar with this. Formers only. And then

coming home Sunday. Cool little weekend planned up in saratoga eat that dylan i can't i cannot beat that oh before i get into my weekend i would like to give a big thank you to whoever and i say whoever's i don't know who exactly it is sent me a gift card to carve i don't know what i did to deserve this the listener is in Columbus, Ohio he's a new father and he just sent me a nice note and a gift card to Carve and thank you very much

can't wait to use that man the guy who always says Dave gets everything sent to him I don't know why I deserve it but it's greatly appreciated and I could use a night at Carve so thank you we got a thing coming up my friday what do we have coming up he's he's talking about his four year holy uh they say on the fourth year you got to get

the private room at car wow for the third time for the third time in a row uh i don't have i have nothing friday nothing at all. I'm open. I'm free. I'm available. You'll be in town, I think. I don't know what you probably want to hang out with me. Don't spoil my shit, bro. Saturday, I'm probably going to hang out with some family.

And then Sunday, I'm taking Parks and my sister and brother-in-law are taking their two little girls. We're going to go see my mom out at the ranch for her birthday, which was actually yesterday. Nice. Yeah, long overdue trip out there. Watch out for the horses. Be very careful. I'm not going to go near the horses.

And that's it, man. Pretty low key for your boy. They got any cattle? No. Still got that ag exemption, though? Yeah. Fuck yeah. All had?

No cattle. You're still a cowboy to me, Dylan. Thanks, Dave. What about you, man? I got a low-key weekend coming up. We don't really have much going on, which I'm very, very cool with. Went out last weekend.

This weekend, it's going to be... There's not much going down I gotta find a new show we were talking with Barrett on Monday you know he's looking for new shows for OCC I don't know man I gotta find something I might start that Idris Elba hijacked get a new season of billions dropping this weekend I I try I did a couple episodes of billions but I I liked it I just I don't know why I stopped watching it. Maybe I'll have to revisit that. That's fine.

It's going to be low-key. I'm going to yield my time to producer Randy because I think he's got a fun weekend. I think people care about it. I got a big, big weekend. It starts tomorrow, technically, because I am getting on a flight to Nashville. Nashville, Vegas.

Jay Bones' bachelor party. We're going to be doing some stuff. To Nashville for one. Nash Vegas. J-Bones Bachelor Party. We're going to be doing some stuff. We're doing backyard hibachi. So I'm going back-to-back weekends of backyard hibachi. Some night. Got a reservation. We'll be hitting up Broadway. We're disc golfing at some place there.

He made sure that everyone is bringing their discs. Yeah. I think it's just going to be a lot of hanging out at airbnb drinking having fun hopefully this time i don't have to have him drive me home from the airport like i did last time i was at a bachelor party in nashville are you in monday i will be i will be in monday and i i don't think i'll be getting as wild on this bachelor party as i as last time famous last words you've grown i just want to be a part of the correspondence like all the communication going on to see how j-bone handles a situation like this i bet it's a fun email or group chat situation it's been a fun

group chat and we're just talking about in the mail and this is the first like bachelor party i'm going on that has an itinerary and we're doing theme nights at the bars like i've never been about a bet it's very bachelorette party energy can you reveal the themes yes uh one is called the odd crawl which is just where the most ridiculous random stuff i think it's something they used to do at wisconsin then the other one is j-bone themed where you either wear stuff with the letter j or bone themed god that dude is unbelievable you think he's gonna pull out the guy fieri he might see it i hope so i think he will if anyone else was as like self-promotional as jaybon it would be really annoying but for some reason him it's just really endearing and i love him for it i don't know how he pulls it off yeah jay bone loves himself from

jay bone how many guys are going randy i want to say like 10 ish good number his dad's going oh hell yeah nice well i wish i wish i could just join for a single drink congrats congrats to the bone man are you gonna put out the what's the what's the bat signal what do they call it when like somebody you go to a town, you do a post, just kind of let people know you're there? A little P-flare? A P-flare. Are you going to P-flare?

Throw up your P-flare. Yeah, I'll P-flare. Right from the airport, I'll just put Nashville airport. And then hit them with that booty pic I took of you in the last office in the lodge so the girls know what they they're looking for i'm in nashville i don't know if i'll have time to meet up but here's our address we guys going to tootsies or probably i mean yeah we're going to aldeans you think that in a small town is cool oh the kid rock uh steakhouse which is just actually a bar i think they turned into a steakhouse during the pandemic dave the one time okay randy the one time i was at tootsies i looked

around and i'm not kidding i was counting all the different bachelorette parties that were there and you could tell because they all had like the sashes on all that shit i lost count at 30 like it is that's nice dude the place for a bachelorette party it's unbelievable how many there are so randy uh target rich environment buddy wow yeah it sounds good so uh if anyone's out in nashville and sees a bunch of people wearing jay and bone stuff it's us throw that p flare up dog i'll put the p flare up hell yeah i can't wait everybody when you see randy's p flare respond to it i'm in your nashville i'm inside you have you ever been to pee flare respond to it. I'm in your Nashville. I'm inside you. Have you ever been to, have you ever been to a bachelor party when like one of the guys does meet a young lady and then like brings her to like one of the dinners or something?

Oh, that's too much. It's such a bad man. I take him to dinner. No. Yeah. Oh my God. It was,

this happened. No, this happened. This happened to me. I didn't bring the young lady, but this happened. this happened this happened to me i didn't bring the the young lady uh but this happened and i was like this is really just awkward that was my bachelor party i'd be like look you can hang out there but she's not joining us for dinner she was like 800 a night oh okay i'm kidding i'm excited for your p flare i might tag me in it so i can repost it and get

get you some more numbers on it sounds good yeah very cool now i gotta go really all out for this p flare huh yeah well do you have a you have a bit you're gonna do like vegas baby oh no not yet i mean vegas baby was just spur of the moment so you know we'll see oh it's really cool if you call it cashville smash vegas nash vegas you know let's go nash vegas baby yeah that's a good bit hey speaking of good bits check out our patreon it's the first of the month randy pointed something out yesterday how many tuesdays in the month of august we have five tuesdays and five thursdays in this month so that means so many days a lot of paywall content is getting done this month so it seems like a great month best value add if you're gonna do the if you want to try the two week free trial,

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I think we'll be doing the 22nd because the 29th is usually the last Tuesday, but I think I'll be on vacation the last Tuesday. So I think we'll do the 22nd. Oh, okay. Did you go on been was that in the in the schedule oh oh no cool man oh it's brandy's put in bay trip that he is down to two people going where are you going it's six people start with 14 and now it's six all right it's put in it's put in bay in oh, right? Yeah.

If you, if you ever heard about, uh, we'll talk about Mackinac Island where it's an Island. It's just all like no cars, horse-drawn carriage put in bays like that, but it's the Ohio version where it's all golf carts and like nightlife type stuff and kind of a little more campy fun.

Sounds delightful. Fun pod. Thank you, Brett. Thanks for having me guys. We will see you Friday on this feed for a little love Island action. And then, uh,

next week, Will's back. Yeah. What are you guys going to do tomorrow with me? Will and Randy gone. Um, I got to entertain parks. Uh,

so I don't really know. Cause he's the weird time until he didn't have camp this week and he's got school coming up. So I gotta, I gotta find something to do with them. Are you coming in here? Yeah. I'll be here.

It's Thursday, right? I'll take the homie with me. Yeah. All right. Bye-bye. Bye. See you. Bye-bye.

Bye-bye. Thank you.