Circling Back - Salt Life Gator Guides & Random Burned CDs

Starting point is 00:00:00 Bing bong. All right, we're back circling back podcast. Monday, podcast week. My name's Will DeFries. In the studio with me, David Ruff. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Spooky season. Is that your best spooky laugh? No. You can do much better than that. In fact, I'd like to start the show over. I actually thought that was an absolute no. No, no, no. No one.

Starting point is 00:00:52 No one asked for that. Yours is more of a cackle. Right, your spooky laugh is a cackle laugh. Yeah, his is great. Yeah, I've been having an issue with my getting my pitch higher lately. Just because of my sickness that I had a couple weeks ago. Let me try. Wait, wait, wait.

Starting point is 00:01:12 That's good. That's that's actually pretty damn good. I feel like that might be like the bet you're you're hidden talent. Yeah. Put me behind a wall at a spooky house, a haunted house and let me cook. Put me behind a wall at a spooky house, a haunted house and let me cook. Ooh, maybe tomorrow, which is the first episode of Spook-A-Sizzle. Oh, Spook-A-Sizzle. All right. Spook-A-Sizzle.

Starting point is 00:01:33 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Now, Randy, let's just leave that one to him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Yeah, that was more Eric from Billy Madison. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Okay. That's my goofy laugh. That was more head and dirt. Yeah, that was spooky

Starting point is 00:01:46 goot slash goofy. Yeah, that's more of my clown spooky goofy laugh. That's from Thriller, right? It definitely sounds like the Thriller laugh. So last night, Sal had put on a trap remix of Harry Potter theme song. I don't I don't know where she sounds procured this. That's my kind of night. And then then soon after that was Thriller. And I immediately recognized the door creaking open. Thriller.

Starting point is 00:02:21 I was like, I think D-Man's got that on the board for season. We had the video on VHS in my home. I really go so hard. Yeah My bet that would go for some skrill these days that we don't oh Actually people forget dude You had your dad puts out the vibe of a guy who would know that's got some worth to it and would put it aside people forget that mr. Trojan 2002 we did the opening number was a Choreographed dance to Thriller. The reason that people forget is because

Starting point is 00:02:47 we're actively trying to forget that you were entered into a swimsuit competition called Mr. Trojan at your high school. As a 17 or 18 year old. Yeah, like that, like people do forget, but it's intentional. Dude, I kind of nailed that dance though. I did the best zombie ever.

Starting point is 00:03:03 I feel bad. I don't like that you're bringing this up because during our homecoming, we had to do like a choreographed dance if you're on the court. And I just skipped the practice for the dance and they just abandoned the entire dance because I didn't show up for it.

Starting point is 00:03:17 Were you dove hunting? I felt, I feel bad to this day that I did it, but I truly just didn't wanna do the choreographed dance. It just wasn't my, it wasn't in my thing. You're not a choreographed dancer. Nah. I get it man. It's a weakness. If you would like to submit your spooky season story, a ghost story that happened to you or maybe a family member or some lore or myth from your town. Wait for like the... Nailbag? Yes, Thank you for bringing that to me. Maybe there's like the nail bag. Something from your hometown that like

Starting point is 00:03:52 is just has an eerie vibe to it that you want to share. Maybe there's an unsolved. You don't have to grow up a lake eerie. Maybe there's an unsolved murder. Shout out to all my Huron boys. I love the good unsolved murder. Yeah, but Dylan said is true. Spooky at. I don't like it when they're solved and we have in the family has like, it's kind of fun. Like, oh, there's a murderer on the loose. That's kind of fun. Well, you're the only one who thinks that's fun when people are dying due to an uncaptured killer. I don't want them to die, but if they do get killed, I would prefer that the killer not get caught immediately. Will you be honest? Do you get aroused when there's another rainy street death?

Starting point is 00:04:28 He's a little exciting. You are the first one to post anything about it our group. Look, I don't want people to die I want to die on record. Well, Randy is kind of fun Randy's so anti Rainy street ripper that I don't even send it to y'all anymore I have a different group text that I shoot it over to because they're more invested in their believers. That's fine. I want to read more about the Rainier Street Ripper if you have information. We don't.

Starting point is 00:04:53 I think I've actually been removed from the Facebook group that had all the information. They figured you out. They sussed me out. Like this guy has a podcast. Not one of us. Spooky at washedmedia.com. Spooky at

Starting point is 00:05:08 washed media.com. Spooky at washed media.com. Please hit us with your your stories. It's always fun. That's the that's the most fun part of spooky season. Also, rest in peace to Kimbae Mutombo and Chris Christopherson. Yes. It

Starting point is 00:05:22 happens in threes. Oh **** you're right. Salt life. You're right. Don't forget to later. No, that's not a human. Why would you compare? Why would you compare that? Cooperation are people under the first. Maybe the third one's gonna be a murder. People forget that. An unsolved one, a murder.

Starting point is 00:05:32 Should we low key thrill kill someone this week and talk about it on Spooky Season? The fourth. We would do numbers if we were talking about an actual murder that we accomplished. A deal kill? What if it's a murder suey? I will not be volunteering for that portion.

Starting point is 00:05:45 Not us, but like what if the you know, the third one, I guess that count as four. Nevermind. I did learn researching a segment for this show later on that one of the founders of salt life is in jail for manslaughter. Really? Yeah, as of a couple of years ago.

Starting point is 00:05:59 So that one's been solved. Yeah, as he's been convicted. Right. They tried to take me away and throw away the key the other day for beer slaughter. That's fucking sick. Really? Yeah. I know that was a, that was a charge. Yeah. They said it was premeditated. They saw my group chat with my absolutes and they were like, damn, he was not messing around here. Clear evidence. This guy playing on slaughtering beers this day. Yeah, it looked like Cuba Gooding Jr. walking out.

Starting point is 00:06:28 Someone's cooking. It's so stupid. And I'm not talking clams. I have a question for someone in this studio. Who's the question for? The question is for Randy. He's so worried about this. What's up?

Starting point is 00:06:40 It's under rundown. I'm concerned. There are often times in this office where Randy just won't shut up. He's just rundown. I'm concerned. There are often times in this office where Randy just won't shut up. He's just walking around. He's got a case of the F arounds. He's just like talking. It's not a bad attribute.

Starting point is 00:06:54 It's honestly nice to have around. If you do have headphones on, sometimes Randy does do this to you. Here, I'm just gonna do it to Dave, to get your attention. He'll just put his hand right in front of your face. Oh dude, it's the worst. It's like the absolute, it's, I need, I like, I love,

Starting point is 00:07:09 I love Randy. So I don't, I would fire someone that I didn't like if they were doing that. When Will's locked in, just let him cook. Just let me cook, dude. But there's something lately that Randy just simply hasn't been talking about. He's been keeping it under wraps. And he honestly, when I brought it up to him on Friday, he

Starting point is 00:07:28 was very cocky about it. Randy's doing absolute numbers on social right now. He's got over a million views on his most recent, not most recent, on a recent reel that he filmed in Louisville, Kentucky. It's recently gotten over 1.1 million views. Thanks. Earlier this week, or last week when I asked Randy about it, he said, I don't celebrate until I get a million. It's true.

Starting point is 00:07:50 And I just like, why are you like this? Like we are a content company. If you came in and said, have you guys seen how my reel was doing last night? I would be so excited for you. And you just, you come in here as if you're not just doing numbers behind the scenes. Yeah, I can't jinx it until it hits a million. There's no jinxing when you have

Starting point is 00:08:10 967,000 views on something. It's doing fine. Oh, you would say that, but my one reel, the I think you should leave one, has been sitting at 980,000 for like the past three months. And it's slowly creeping back. All right, here, I'm gonna give you- And it's getting to a million I'm gonna give you a million

Starting point is 00:08:25 Can I give you a method of trying to get this up to a million? Yeah, how many views do you get on your Instagram stories? Oh only about like 1000 something. Okay. Okay, we can work with that. I Want to see what happens if you repost your reel on your story, but drag it off of the story You know, I'm saying? So you're saying that like it's a regular reel that people are viewing, but in the background,

Starting point is 00:08:52 so it's getting the views, that's very okay. Like you can put up a different photo, but then the reel is off the screen. I wanna see if that would register views for you. That's a funny idea. And just do it for every single real store I have from now on. Just keep on putting that one until I get to a million on that one. Every single day when I walked into the Grand Ex office, every single day, Dylan would be

Starting point is 00:09:12 standing there. He would be standing next to the go viral today sign and he would slap it as you walked by and say you locked in. I'd say, yeah. He would slap the ass of every single person in the office. Yeah, that was problematic. Yeah. Is that true?

Starting point is 00:09:30 Yeah, I would motivate the team. So where's our sign? Do we need a sign in here for this? Something I really enjoyed that we did at Grand Ex only early on was that somebody would just start an email thread for a listicle and just say, I'm doing a listicle on whatever. And then every single person would submit like five each.

Starting point is 00:09:50 And then suddenly we had like a really clickable awesome thing. It was great. Yeah, it was great. Do you think when Randy's told us at Butler Pitch and Putt that he was a real guy, he meant real? Oh, maybe. I did.

Starting point is 00:10:02 R-E-E. Little did we know. Did Instagram Reels even exist back then? What's the voice on your most recent one, the, from the Halloween store? Why'd you do Pwedge voice? Because it's a trend going on. It's more like Fortnite kid voice.

Starting point is 00:10:18 They wittily so much fun. Okay. Okay. You get it? That was one of the ones where like, I wasn't in a situation where I could do volume. And so I just like scrolled past it and said I'd come back to it and I never went back to it.

Starting point is 00:10:33 Damn. I'll toss you a like. Thanks. Yeah, I'll toss you a like. Very cool. Can you be a little more proud in the office when you're doing numbers? I mean, doing a million views on one reel

Starting point is 00:10:46 from like a 5,000 follower Instagram account is really impressive and you've done it numerous times now. So I want you to be a little more upfront about your numbers. You want me to hip, hip hooray when it happens? I don't know. I'll figure out the in-between. It's so cocky of you not to celebrate

Starting point is 00:11:04 until you get a million. Yeah. You're calling him cocky for being humble. You're being so humble, you're being cocky. That's like, it's hard to do, but you've done it. It's like talking during a perfect game. These two-much-dip guys know what I'm talking about, right? Sure. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:11:24 Yeah, dude. It's like, you know, Texas is five and over the second season in a row. I said that I think they'll be in the national championship game. Okay. Dylan's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, my precious number one ranking is going away. Where's my number one ranking? Alabama's going to take it from us. Let's just, let's just write it out. See what happens. There's only 12 teams going to the playoff. We need to be number one. Don't don't make the playoff. But that's not the goal here. Chill out there, my friend. I don't know. Yeah, don't make the playoff. What are they gonna get upset by BYU or something? They're not gonna make the playoff if Arch keeps on running the

Starting point is 00:12:00 ball and not getting out of bounds. running the ball and not getting out of bounds. That's a very specific. Arch had a fucking game. What happened? Arch loses an ACL. If he just gets absolutely like clattered, what's gonna, what's gonna, he's just gone. It's just missing. What are you, why are you putting this out there? Because I'm saying, and then Quinn, Quinn has proven that like his shoulders are made out of paper mache. Like, are you not worried about this see this?

Starting point is 00:12:25 I understand this is I you see he's gonna tear an ACL. No, I think it's gonna go missing To start two quarterbacks that are starter caliber who are great quarterbacks And that's that's a situation that any program would take cup and Quinn is gonna be healthy He's gonna start against OU what happened in the Mississippi State game? Why was it not? Cuz they when I watch they not just don't like the city state was why wasn't it boo. It was it was a sloppy game two fumbles Okay, a deep ball that wasn't caught it cost him seven. I was just that was it was a hilariously bad drop It was bad

Starting point is 00:13:03 Look if Texas bad game is a 22-point win against an SEC opponent. I'm gonna take that. Okay You know Dylan has a different energy about him today than he had last week. I know what do you mean? About Texas. Yeah, I think Texas is a very good football team Well, I think most people do since they're like what number two in the nation one in the coaches poll now Believe it or not Look We're just gonna ride this thing out things look good. And we want what does that mean exact bounce on it? We're not gonna we're not gonna celebrate too early. We're not gonna say oh, we're not national championship bound

Starting point is 00:13:38 We're just gonna hopefully get there You know, I've been I wasn't gonna call it call you out for this I would like to call out your your Zach Bryan concert performance. I feel like it's time So we had really really good spot for Zach Bryan We saw Cody Jenks and then at the festival shout to bourbon and beyond the way it's set up. There's two stages We're right in front for Zach Brian or Cody Jenks and then Zach Brian went on right next door and we had really great spot there. Zach Brian, a notoriously hard ticket, a great live show comes out.

Starting point is 00:14:13 I don't know if Dylan consumed one single song as he's refreshing the game cast of the Texas Louisiana Monroe game that's already a 35 point game. Looks over to me at one point middle of like open the gate or some great Zach Brian song or student interception Dude, I was like you like every play I'm like you are a weird guy. I know I know What it was Archie's first start and I was very curious to see how it was going was the fourth quarter of a blowout

Starting point is 00:14:40 Dude, I have a problem and then so four songs into Zach Brian I'm not done four songs in the exact right which we had agreed we're gonna get out of there before he's done four songs in don't like you want to head back I know fucking let's enjoy meeting time with these guys those guys were fine I trust Randy in that situation and Brent but good for we got to watch let's give it five songs maybe six It's Zach Brian. I'm sorry. He's a tough ticket.

Starting point is 00:15:07 He's Z-Bo dude. This is also Dylan could get better internet so he could stream it and actually watch the last five minutes of the game. By the way, I don't even have ESPN Plus. I couldn't have watched it. I was just updating the app. Oh my God. Are you not on YouTube TV? You gotta calm down.

Starting point is 00:15:23 It wasn't on YouTube TV. It was on ESPN Plus. Oh. god. You know, are you not a YouTube TV? Calm down. It wasn't on YouTube TV. It was on ESPN Plus. Oh, yeah. The long the long one real game was you could use one of Will's three accounts that he had. That's a great point. Shout out Rocket Money. I've been a great sideways if we had them. Yeah, I have a problem. It is your problem. Your your your Longhorns is probably probably similar similar to my Mavs. Is the one team that I'm passionate for. I think you two are very similar in that respect. I'm very passionate about Longhorn football. That's the only team I really care that much about. The reason I know that Dave rides for the Mavs harder than anybody is just your demeanor does change when the Mavs are doing well or doing poorly.

Starting point is 00:16:02 But that's okay. I mean, I'll get more to it on this weekend in fun, but I had sports ruin a day. Hey, you know I'm riding with the D. Got it on your back. Detroit Tigers. Oh baby. I'm excited to watch my first Tigers game this season when they're in the playoffs.

Starting point is 00:16:20 Like, how am I supposed to watch Tigers games down here without paying for MLB TV like it's bad it's stupid like I I I it's stank I feel bad for being a bad fan who's just gonna watch the playoff games but they don't make it easy they don't make it easy I I think you're justified and I don't think anybody's gonna get mad at you for jumping back on the bandwagon. I will also say there was no reason to start the season and even think about getting MLB TV because they weren't supposed to be any good. They had a 0.2% chance of making the playoffs not that long ago.

Starting point is 00:16:58 So like I would have had to like really be like, okay, I'm gonna get invested in this team that still might not make the playoffs. It's a pretty sick story. And I am really rooting for the Tigers, specifically the guys on their team, like such as, oh, I don't know. Dude, Torque? Riley Green, center fielder, Colt Keith, third baseman.

Starting point is 00:17:19 Just to name a couple. Dylan, like, who's your favorite Tiger currently? Ooh, I sort of like them all. Yeah. Yeah. You strike me as a big fan of Trey Sweeney noted shortstop. He's uh yeah, he's has a promising future. Related to one Sydney. Yeah. Is that true? Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:17:37 Is it really? Yes. Oh. It is. I think they're cousins. Maybe first. Kissing cousin. He's probably like, oh, please be second. Right? Please be second. Family reunion. Swing. Oh, man. Bro, let's go out. That would be weird. It's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off. Swing with your second. How many? Let's just go have fun.

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Starting point is 00:20:40 now that he's just wow. Wow. Wrong pipe. Wrong pipe on top of the hour. Do you think uh having fun? Dave they call Dave's fuck. Yeah, you know it. Dude, DJ, what'd you get into this weekend? Two girls, wrong pipe. Hey man, thanks for asking. I pretty saw a little weekend. Started off on Friday.

Starting point is 00:20:52 Parks had his first baseball game. The Bad News Bears. He played a little center field. Made a play out there. Wow. Kenny Lofton style. He only got one at bat. It was a they play. Op Kenny Lofton style. He only

Starting point is 00:21:06 got one at bat. It was uh they play on. Opal Lofton style. Shut up. Would you let him do his **** ****? Opal Lofton style? You heard what he said. No one's ever said that phrase in the history of the world. How is he? Was he uh just out there man in

Starting point is 00:21:18 center field like Parker Meadows? Yeah. He was he was running down the football. Yes, he was. Um got one at bat. He got walked. They play on a time limit. Was it a good walk playing an hour and a half? So it was a slow moving game. I got one of that. He got walked didn't even get a pitch to hit.

Starting point is 00:21:33 What is it? Is it stole a regular? Yeah, kid pitch. I know it's they can steal but like four balls walk. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, straight up straight up. All right, cool. He stole a base. They got the first dub. Wanna know? He's got eye black now and sunglasses. You made him take off the nose thing that said kill everybody, right? That was a hot topic in the group text. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, that's not appropriate. These are nine-year-olds. But hey, I know he's a little guy

Starting point is 00:22:05 But like I've got some pit vipers if he wants him He got his mom got him just some Amazon ones that they're doing him just fine If he wants some real obnoxious ones that were purchased for my bachelor party, I they've got his name on okay I tried on a wildly expensive pair of like Oakley blades that are made for golf The way that it brightens everything, but shields your eyes from the sun was honestly mind blowing. I kind of want some now because it's like the only way that I could actually play.

Starting point is 00:22:32 I don't know if I could be the guy wearing Oakley blades with my Roeback and my like moisture wicking shorts. You can get away with it. You got a mullet dude, you gotta remember. Do I, is it still a mullet? Yeah. Is it? It's still mullety. Honestly, I hadn't thought about it. When you comb the sides back the way you do, then it gives mullet, dude. You gotta remember. Do I? Is it still a mullet? Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:22:46 It's still mullet. Honestly, when you come in, when you comb the sides back the way you do, then it gives mullet. Okay. So, that was my Friday. Saturday, uh watch some football, watch Arch do his thing. We went and played uh

Starting point is 00:22:59 mini golf. Me, Chelsea Parks, play a little mini golf. I whipped him again. What'd you shoot? I shot a 37 I believe. Do you still have an incredibly wide putting stance? I just shoot 30s. 41. Your feet are like very wide on your putting stance. I don't do that anymore. How many hole in ones? Three. I don't know if I believe that. Three. Park said two. I can start an argument over it or anything. I've seen your swing. I know your swing. Okay. Yeah. Then watch Arch just swing. I know your swing. Okay. Yeah, then I watch arts just absolutely dice up

Starting point is 00:23:27 the Mississippi State Bulldogs. You watch it on TV and not on gamecast. I watch it on TV this time. Do you see Trump comparing his body to Biden's? No. I mean, that's not a good- He said he was gonna go to the beach and he's got a much better body than Joe.

Starting point is 00:23:39 He's got a terrible body. It's like, this is not the angle to take right now. He's got a terrible body. No dudes that age is not this is not the the angle to take right now. You know, he's got a terrible body. No one. No dudes that age are like, no, my body's better than his. You got a better body than the um 80

Starting point is 00:23:55 something guy with I don't know. Can't really yesterday sentences on Sunday. I went on a long bike ride. Hey, girl around the trail about uh 3 and a half miles. Not super long but for a 9 year old. What the just a bike rider. Every kid in my neighborhood has one of those motorbikes now. Yesterday evening, we went and saw a movie. I was with Chelsea, we took Parks, and we met up with Parks' mother and stepfather. Five of us went to go see a movie together.

Starting point is 00:24:36 Wild Robot. Seen this? Was it good? It was really good. Okay, it's getting good reviews. It is a tearjerker. Chelsea, sorry Chelsea, you cry like a baby. She cried big time It's a it's very touching. It's a sweet story. Did you fall asleep? I did not fall asleep

Starting point is 00:24:54 Had a big giant diet Pepsi and a large popcorn Wait, so this is about a robot named Roz. Yeah who? becomes the mother of Ryan Gosling. A baby goose, Gosling. And then falls in love with the host of the radio show in Seattle. See, Roz, the robot is programmed. She's in the remake.

Starting point is 00:25:22 She's hot. Is programmed to help humans with different tasks, but she starts to think in here instead of up here. First you re-programs herself. I'd be crying in this movie for the fear of robots taking over and fathering my child. I recommend it. That doesn't make me feel good.

Starting point is 00:25:44 This is giving robot propaganda, AI propaganda. Wait, you went to the third dimension for this? We watched it in 3D. No, just the screen. I'm famously not allowed to go to 3D movies because my wife says she gets sick during them even though I've never seen her actually go to a 3D movie before.

Starting point is 00:25:57 That was Parks' first 3D movie. He was very stoked about that. I'd like to go and do another one. I saw Avatar 3D. Check out Wild Robot. You had to. Randy go see it. I might go see it. You should. Yeah I might wait for it to come streaming and then I'll watch it. That's fair. Keep it real with me one time Playboy. Did you get high? No. I'm with my son. I'm not gonna get high. You can smoke him out too. There's other adults there. I didn't smoke my son out. I didn't smoke myself. Were you holding at the movie theater?

Starting point is 00:26:27 Yeah, I brought a piece. What snacks you get, dude? Just popcorn and Diet Pepsi. They don't have Coke products there. You didn't sneak in some Nerds gummy clusters. They have so many new flavors now. No, I didn't do that. Did you pick some up for the squad?

Starting point is 00:26:41 I can, I'll be sure to do it tomorrow. Get some Charleston Chews while you're at it. Charleston chews are good. I'm on your side. It was a great weekend. You lucked out yesterday. Why? Because Rooker, shout out Rooker, he did not get to 40. I know. So you missed out. I mean, you were saying that if Rooker gets to 40, you're going flauta. I was going to flauta. I was going to, yeah. I'm lucky. I was on prize picks. I had him at 38 and a half. I was gonna two hole a flauta, per Dave's suggestion. It's the most fun you can have at a Tex-Mex restaurant. Not necessarily two-holing it,

Starting point is 00:27:13 I'm sure that's a lot of fun, but just ordering chicken flauta is like, off a menu like a normal person and not tying it to a sports badge. Sure, yeah. And that concludes my weekend of fun. Dave, I yield my time to you. Boy, what a weekend. Uh, my Friday was up here was, um, short lived.

Starting point is 00:27:30 I have, uh, I'm a seasonal allergy sufferer and they have been real fucking bad. As you can tell yesterday, it almost took me out Friday. I was sitting up here and I had a, I had a cough attack like I have never had in my life to the point to where I Almost I went in the bathroom because I think well no one wants to meet it be out in the living area or the bullpen coughing I was blacked out and I was like, okay, this is bad. So I just was like fuck this I went home Friday Why don't you sip some Cody like Malcolm Kelly? I don't like taking it. Just it turns me into I Just don't I don't like taking it. It just it turns me into I Just don't I don't like doing coding. Okay

Starting point is 00:28:06 Holla at the stoop. I know I Take that out. I don't want people to know what people think. I'm double-cut up all the time But uh, so I was like, you know what? I'm gonna I'm gonna lay low this weekend, which I did until Sunday But Friday night was a industry night I am I have one episode left in season two and then I'm gonna catch you up this week with everybody finished season three I'm very excited. Can I say something? Just wait, dude. Just wait. I knew it. I knew it just what situation I'm gonna you know what I will I will wait, dude. I don't know what else like just wait, dude

Starting point is 00:28:41 Yeah, just wait. I Don't know what they're doing with. I was a little worried about my man's Eric and careful, dude. I know. Just careful. I don't trust these backers out there to slide in your DM. Don't. Saturday morning, II had a baseball event. It was a tee ball event. We got out there. We're losing kids on the team. I don't know if it's illness or what, but we're down, we were down,

Starting point is 00:29:10 we're like five or six kids on the team, which is fine. You know, no one's playing a position. Which, you know, everyone, when you're out there and you're just kind of running around in the field, you know, it's not like you need somebody to be out there like being like Dylan Dingler, Renee Olsen, or hell, even Trey Sweeney, second time he's come up. But it was a lot of fun. Rhodes continued. I mean, dude, you put a ball on a tee, the kid's going to hit the ball, okay? if it's on a tee, it's fine. They piss on it He put one back up the middle. I need I'm trying to help him go oppo with it

Starting point is 00:29:51 We're working on that in the backyard. Maybe next week working on his stance. His shoulders are a little bit Closed it's We'll get there. Um You're like probably wondering like Dave, what'd you drink Friday night and Saturday night? Well, I polished off my bottle of Eagle Rare and to the random Sunday Scaries submitter, just decided to submit to Sunday Scaries that Eagle Rare is overrated. You're wrong. It's not. It's my favorite bourbon and I'm now out of it and I need more. So if you've got a bourbon and I'm now out of it and I need more. So if you've got a lead on some in the Austin area, specifically southwest Austin, let me know because I need another bottle. It's my

Starting point is 00:30:31 favorite. Yeah, I got a random submission to Sunday Confessions today that was just that Eagle Rare is overrated. I feel like this person just got mad at a party where they saw someone drinking Eagle Rare and just took it out on them. Can I read you, speaking of the Sydney Sweeney conversation we had earlier, can I read you another submission that I didn't include in today's newsletter? Please.

Starting point is 00:30:51 It says, last weekend, I went to a wedding and tried to hook up with one of the cousins, but got cocked blocked by his parents. Read that and I was like, okay, I don't know whose cousins they're referring to, but whatever. The second and final sentence is, at the same wedding, I met another cousin

Starting point is 00:31:08 and we've been talking all week. I think I might have girlbossed a little too hard and it sounds like he's going to hop on a flight to come visit me. Is this person going to a wedding and trying to hook up with their cousins? Or they just need to work on their phrasing? It's Kirk Cousins' brother.

Starting point is 00:31:21 Oh! Or DeMarcus. Folks. I just thought that was weird I was like you need to work on your phrasing because it sounds like you're just trying to run through your family right some clarity is Necessary. Yeah, I'm assuming it means that they're a friend and they're trying to hook up with the cousins of like the bride or the groom But yeah Yeah, maybe they're into some weird shit. Yeah, maybe

Starting point is 00:31:43 I'd like to know how the parents cock-blocked. Maybe Sidney Sweeney is, they're like, you're his first cousin, like we're not. Yeah, this is weird. You're not doing a problem with the family. Can someone take her away? Sorry, I didn't mean to. No, no, no, no, that's really gonna occupy

Starting point is 00:31:58 some real estate, man. And then yesterday, man, I gotta say, the first ever, the inaugural, what was it called? Clam bake? Brett's clam bake. I had my first clam yesterday. What'd you think? A lot of work.

Starting point is 00:32:15 Yep. Underestimated the amount of power needed to get, bust that clam open. You shot clams? I think there is a device that some people use. I was going, just I was cavemaning it. I don't know what the word shuck fully means. Like you shuck an oyster. You put the little dull knife in. Oh no, okay. No, they were, it was more like a pistachio where it's a little open a little bit so you could just with two thumbs. Wow.

Starting point is 00:32:42 Yeah. Dude, great, great comparison, Randy. Very much, yeah. Brett did a great job. He made some wings that were really good too. I did not know we were doing wings. I like the wings. Wings were good. Happy surprise.

Starting point is 00:32:55 Clam for me, I would like to try it in a pasta, maybe a linguine. Or a chowder? Was there a chowder there? Did he do a chowder? I missed that if so. And you know the the cheese bowl was really good, too I got it fresh out the oven Dave I had some corn chowder this weekend and I would like to implore you to go to Central Market to get there

Starting point is 00:33:14 Corn chowder in your life. Don't get don't get any clam chowder I will give you the gift of chowder once I make it when it goes to 59 degrees What a guy roller coaster. I'll see it goes to 59 degrees. What a guy. Roller coaster. I'll see you in December, baby. What a guy. So specific. Yeah. Well, I'm looking forward to it. Hey, Will's wearing jeans today.

Starting point is 00:33:37 Yeah. Point that out. Yeah. Nice, dude. I caught some jeans. It was on his in-list. Nice. Jeans are in. I don't know. It's about time. I didn't put it on there. I'm not saying they're out, but like they weren was on his in list. Nice. No, it wasn't. Jeans are in? I don't know. It's about time. I didn't put it on there.

Starting point is 00:33:48 I'm not saying they're out, but they weren't on my in list. Also Saturday, I really just had been taking in a lot of college football. A lot. I had a lot of fun watching college football. A lot of fun. It's been a fun season so far. Your boy turned off the Georgia-Bama game because it was a blowout Oh my god, no, he went and played FIFA upstairs and when he unplugged he saw the score and thought what an idiot It was potentially at the great. I blame you guys. I blame you guys just as much

Starting point is 00:34:15 I need I need more text messages coming through there was a BF watch. There was a BF watch It was never a warning. No BF was a warning just to watch I know I blame this on the group text for not being active enough to be like, hey, any of you casuals out there turned off the game. You might want to turn it back on right now. That's facts, dude. Yeah. Seeing the highlights at 1 AM while I laid in bed, I was like, oh, this is depressing. It's quite a game. At least my coach has a good forehead that I edited. Well, if I was there, I'd be, I'd be putting my face

Starting point is 00:34:41 in. Yeah. Thank you, Randy. Thank you. Hey, you're gonna lock in from FIFA. Oh, that's cool, you. Hey, you're on lock in from FIFA. Oh, that's cool, dude. It's cool. Is it my turn? I don't know. Is it? Is it your boy?

Starting point is 00:34:52 I had to go to Fort Lauderdale, Florida on Thursday morning. And so I returned around lunch on Friday. It was a work trip. And so I laid low on Friday night. Saturday. You know your boy. You did it to him. It was a work trip and so I laid low on Friday night Saturday You know your boy you did it to him Had a hankering and by me having a hankering I mean my wife had a hankering for a margarita I Walked in they wouldn't let us sit down because we were not all present, but that's okay

Starting point is 00:35:23 They seated us fairly quickly, but in the very short period of time that I was waiting, I saw one Micah Weiner. Oh! Popped over, said what up. That wasn't planned? Yeah, no, it wasn't planned. You know, I will say that Micah, you know, he lives a little further out of town than he used to, and you know, he was coming into town for metal ranchos and metal ranches a metal ranches and metal ranches you know he he called like another couple and you know not salina and you know they just they had lunch together and you know whatever I did get the tacos out kind of bone they hit they were very very good and yeah Saturday I watched a little college football ended up going

Starting point is 00:36:02 up and playing some EA or or no, I'm sorry, EA FC 25. You guys familiar with this? It's the new FIFA. Usage rights, things of that nature. Missed the entire game, or missed the entire second half of Bayam, Georgia. I did hit some of that Sturgill at Rupp Arena though, Dave. Yeah, you were telling about that. Pretty good, pretty good. And then Sunday was just a straight chill day. We did have soccer with Fritz on a Saturday morning.

Starting point is 00:36:30 I don't want to expose him too much, but we do need him to get on the field a little bit more. The little coy, he's a little young for the league, so I'm not gonna put too much pressure on him, but he got out there for a little bit, took some knocks. And then, yeah, Sunday last night, any, all I wanted to do yesterday, all I wanted to do was for it to be time to watch industry season three finale. I'm one season

Starting point is 00:36:52 ahead of the D man right now. For those wondering, yes, I did fall asleep for 20 minutes in the middle of the episode and missed a very pivotal, pivotal, numerous pivotal plot points without realizing it only to go back and rewatch the episode after and be like oh yeah I missed the probably the best 20 minutes of television that this series has ever put out. Start to finish? No, I started where I knew I fell asleep and then I just wrote out the episode for the

Starting point is 00:37:14 next 40 minutes from there. But I don't know where they're gonna go from here. I'm very happy with how things are going. No one's in a good place right now on that show. Oh fuck. And yeah, I took two place right now on that show. Oh fuck. And yeah, I took two melatonin gummies and passed the fuck out. I started Penguin, fell asleep during the first episode,

Starting point is 00:37:31 but it was really good part that I watched. I'm excited to start Penguin at some point. Hey, do you have context? Oh, I like what I see. Did you watch the Batman? Which one? I think I'm gonna watch that Batman first. Yeah, the way James said, it takes place right after the Batman.

Starting point is 00:37:45 So you need to watch the movie. The Robert Pattinson Batman, right? Really? I thought it was an origin story. I think I think that James told me it's right after the aftermath of the Batman. So you need to watch the actual movie first. OK. Ross on Twitter said it's five hours long. That particular Batman is that is that a little bit hyperbole? It's like three hours. I think it's three hours and 12 minutes or something. It's a long ass Batman.

Starting point is 00:38:04 OK, you know what? I want that Batman's long as fall. I like what I see so far It was good. I will say was he talk because you got thing No, all right. No, I'll still watch Colin Farrell man you forget it's him It's Christ the mark of a good performance. It's crazy. I think it's mark of a good Makeup person is good to good makeup. Yeah, I too I would never take a roll where I have to get that much makeup I want my face on the screen. He's got like One of his legs is all jacked up. So he he waddles like a penguin. Oh It'd be cool if he was just an actual penguin. Yeah, I think so too like a hybrid of man and penguin. Mm-hmm a peng man. Mm-hmm

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Starting point is 00:40:38 Hey brother, pour out a little of your Yeti right there. Pour some ranch water out your Yeti brother. Okay. Salt life. Damn. Should I take the sticker off my car? Yep. Off my truck? This surprised me as salt life, even though we live in central Texas, you still see salt life. You go down to the coast, you're obviously going to see a lot of salt life. Texas coast, Florida coast, Alabama coast, you're going to see a lot of salt life. All the coasts really. Unfortunately, you can't judge the health of a business based on a decal. But if you could, they're killing it. They're doing pretty well like I assume the Punisher skull the Punisher sticker whoever whatever company that is Punisher industries they're doing really well based on the eye test

Starting point is 00:41:31 But there's more to a business than meets the eye unfortunately for salt life right guys Yeah, I think there might be Less that meets the eye based on their numbers these in Shopify for their checkout That I don't know That's their problem. Yeah. Yeah, just wondering. That's a great question It just went awry, you know No Shopify. Well, I'm going to salt life comm to see if they have any shoes in my head I was like did hey dudes take away from like their footwear stuff and it's not even loading

Starting point is 00:42:01 Why in the shoes that didn't come up were signaled to be zero zero dollars and zero cents Which seems like a deal? So it's just an imperial brand right what do they sell I've never been in this It's actually more of a lifestyle. You guys don't have any friends that have salt life stickers do you? No, but I have one who there is a time where he was on salt life watch Where you could see it what was not flounder he was on Salt Life watch. Where you could see it. What was not flounder. He put up on a watch.

Starting point is 00:42:28 What needs like, you could see it go that direction. What needs to happen to go from Guy Harvey to Salt Life? Oh man. Cause that's not, not a pipeline that happens. I feel like a 30 rack of Keystone. I think those are different waves, man. I know, but I think one wave might kind of party wave into another one.

Starting point is 00:42:44 So I don't think, I don't think Salt Life guys go, go Guy Harvey, but I think there are situations where Guy Harvey guys go Salt Life. People have made the leap from Guy Harvey to Salt Life, but for me, Guy Harvey is frat. Salt Life is like white Oakleys. Oh, is that fair? I don't know.

Starting point is 00:42:59 I didn't know you're going to go with, is it fair? I don't know what summer I had a Guy Harvey tank top with a big Marlin on the back but I can tell you that I crushed that summer. Our friend Flounder, was he ever a salt life guy? No. Okay good. No. I asked that because he's a big big fisher. If he was a salt life guy he actually can back it up. Sure. Yeah. It's the pickup trucks in southern Ohio that have it on there where it's like there's not a there's not salt water within a thousand miles of you. Was he a Columbia, like a long sleeve tech material guy?

Starting point is 00:43:30 Like those fishing shirts you see around? Probably, yeah. I mean, you- Well, those are nice because they legit protect you from the salt. They got SPF. Yeah, utility gear. Of course.

Starting point is 00:43:40 Yeah, actual performance wear for a man that spends a lot of time on the water. It's popular at fritz's soccer games For dads to just wear like the tech material hoodie. Oh Really for for Sun coverage, I guess but it's so damn hot out. I'm like, I know you don't want to be in that hoodie right now Keep the Sun off did you know salt life has a They've they licensed their name to a food shack, Salt Life shack. Okay. How are those doing?

Starting point is 00:44:14 I don't know. They're unaffected apparently, but I just went ahead and found some reviews. Oh, how'd that go? I gotta say, I went in with the notion that I'm gonna find some real, real shit reviews here. And while I did, I found mostly positive. I'd like to read a few. This is from Felix. Where are these located? Mainly in the southeast. Okay, that's we're Florida area. Okay. I'm a big fan. I mean, just coming from Fort Lauderdale. Jack's Beach, I believe.

Starting point is 00:44:48 But yeah, this is Felix in Atlanta. This is a review from this year actually. Food overall. Salt life is one of the better seafood places in Jack's. Better than Dockside in my opinion. I usually like raw, but I'm paranoid about Vibrio. Guess that's a foodborne illness. So I got grilled oysters and it's the shit. So good. Poké was mad.

Starting point is 00:45:15 Spelt it, duh. Shit. Yeah, that's what he said. Poké was mad since the seasoning fell off. I hate when that happens. Seasoning just falls right off. The grouper had a coconut creamy twist to it, complimented by the fresh tomatoes, so I recommended that. Rainforest mahi was okay, but it needed more flavor. Maybe spice and salt. Yeah. Service. Well, cool personal girl Mariah. Shout out to her for taking care of us. Dave, please note the three exclamation points after Mariah little horny Felix a little horny. Oh And the hostess was prepared to hold the doors for us, which I was delighted by hey fucking lazy fuck

Starting point is 00:45:53 That's a nice touch. You were delighted that she held the door for you. I Don't know your situation and I apologize if there's a disability there or just an overall Lack of muscle mass. I think they were just noting the nice touch. Come on, man. She was prepared to hold the door. We don't even know if she did hold the door. She was just there.

Starting point is 00:46:12 She was prepared for it. I'll hold the door if you need it. Clean bathrooms, lively crowd, five stars. Vibrio are bacteria that naturally live in certain coastal waters. They are found in high numbers in May through October when water temperatures are warmer. Global warming.

Starting point is 00:46:30 Do you want to know what it does to a human? I'm going to guess diarrhea. Hey, Randy. It's real time. Yeah, watery diarrhea, stomach cramps. I don't need the clarifier that it's watery. I think that's kind of a tacit thing. Much like the salt life

Starting point is 00:46:47 Website having lowly shoes in the back end. Oh Y'all did apparently good dude. Apparently it gives you chills It's electrify young Yeah, this is from Adam Is this on had a good meal with my girlfriend on the second floor outside an umbrella Waited 30 minutes for a burger in a poke bowl Then we were finished and we waited 20 minutes to get the check the server Michael went to the bathroom and had us waiting for 20 minutes to get a check so we could leave he said

Starting point is 00:47:19 Sorry, I was on the in the bathroom Randy It's Rita You could have told another server in your section that you were using the bathroom to help cover your tables, but that would have just made too much sense. Never coming back. Hey, sorry my man's had to mondo. Hey Adam, I'm sorry your meal took less than an hour. The fuck dude, it's salt life. Like Jack. You were there for 50 minutes? You'll be fine, Adam. I'll be alright.

Starting point is 00:47:43 You'll be fine. You're gonna survive. And this is a longer one, and I'm not going to read it all, but it's from Alexandra, and she just wants to note the server was attentive and very sweet, and none of this is on her. The hostesses were also friendly and kind. I noticed in a lot of these reviews, the staff is never outside of the guy who had the waiter had to use the gents room. The staff is not the issue, but it's the food that seems to be the issue. This one ends with the chef and especially the airhead manager who wanted to argue with her unassuming way overpaying customers should be ashamed. Shame on y'all for serving anyone the lukewarm garbage you left on our table. Salt Life? Not even close. Yikes.

Starting point is 00:48:29 Did you add the yikes? Was that part of it? Zoinks! Nah, she hit him with the yikes. It's not good. There's nothing worse than a group text when you send a text and someone just responds yikes. Dylan did it to me like eight months ago in like the TMD group chat and like I'm still I'm still confused as to why even Deserved a yikes. Well, what was the con? I don't remember but it hurt. I remember being like, okay I don't think I deserved a yikes there was that yikes in you or yikes in that what you're what you're sharing with the group It honestly felt like it was kind of a double yikes I'll think it was a double yikes. It was a single yikes. Was that when you sent that that

Starting point is 00:49:04 Thing about Eric Adams and you're like do this Eric Adams guy I don't think it was a double. It was a double yikes. It was a single yikes. Was that when you sent that that Thing about eric adams and you're like dude this eric adams guy I think he's gonna be the mayor to turn new york city around you did say that that's why I yikes it He turned it around He did something he just he does not fly any other airline in turkish airline No, dude, you know, the first stop is istanbul. You know, it is like what is he doing? I want you guys read the transcripts of like everything eric adams was doing the first stop is Istanbul. You know it is. Like, what is he doing? Did you guys read the transcripts of everything Eric Adams was doing? I didn't read it.

Starting point is 00:49:29 His greatest hits are unreal. Like just the way that they operated was so sloppy. Apparently one of the people that they were interviewing, apparently this person volunteered themselves to interview regarding the fraud that was going on, got rattled in the middle, went to the bathroom and started deleting text messages and emails from their phone while getting interviewed about this. They just were like, okay, they're like, we already have all this.

Starting point is 00:49:57 You can't just delete it now. It was a Bush league operation. These people were not ready to to commit fraud another crime They were going to like the the turkish airline was going to give him a A free ticket and they're like we can't do free We need to at least make it look like he paid for it And they're like, all right like 50 bucks and they're like no we have to do more than 50 dollars to make it look legit They're like, all right, like a thousand dollars. It's like a 19 thousand dollar flight

Starting point is 00:50:21 50 bucks is what they yeah, they pitch 50 dollars and they're like no we need to make it look more legit than that But it's like what you if you're gonna if you're gonna fraud don't do it like this The two my two favorite and these might be like the two that everybody knows Eric Adams moments not even like from What he's you know in trouble for these are just things that have happened over the last couple years in interviews and stuff that people are like Is this guy just fucking weirdo one One was singer songwriter, Curtis Mayfield. I believe Eric Adams just happened to be asked like, hey, what would be like your favorite concert or something?

Starting point is 00:50:53 And he described the Curtis Mayfield concert that happened to be the Curtis Mayfield concert where Curtis Mayfield was unfortunately struck and paralyzed for the rest of his life by a piece of equipment that fell. And he was like, yeah, it was really unfortunate. But like, you know, up until that point, it was like my favorite concert. He didn't even perform. It happened before the concert. It happened before the show. So that's just a weird, a weird thing to make up. And then the other one was someone

Starting point is 00:51:20 asked like, Hey, what's like, say something great about New York City. I got it. You want me? Yes, I do. I knew that this is where this is going. I saw this one. Oh, you have like the audio. If you had to describe it in the substitute in one word, what would that word be? And tell me why. New York.

Starting point is 00:51:36 This is a place where every day you wake up, you could experience everything from a plane crashing into our trade center to a person who's celebrating a new business that's open. This is a very, very complicated city. And that's why it's the greatest city on the globe. Okay. All right. Yeah, I sure he hit the question was like, if you can describe 2023 and like one word, he said New York, New York. I just think I'm leaving that part out. Yeah, 911 quite quite a tragedy. It turns out. He has a

Starting point is 00:52:10 terrible answer reminds me that he has such bad answers to things that there was a part of me during that clip that thought when they asked him to describe it, he was just gonna say not 11. Honestly, he's not I mean, he basically basically did. Yeah. I it almost makes me think that he is not a human. I did see the video of him going through the child's bedroom and there's like crack pipes,

Starting point is 00:52:33 he's like guns all over the place. Yeah. That's another good one. Oh yeah, when you're scrubbing your teenager's bedroom and he's like, there could be a crack pipe in the backpack. It's like, yes, there could be, but like, let's be, let's tone it down a little bit. That video is unbelievable.

Starting point is 00:52:46 Behind this picture frame is a perfect place for bullets. Yeah, that's where I would hide my bullets. No one stashes bullets behind a picture frame. My bullet stash behind the frame. That's where I keep my holo points right here. I mean, dude, that's, we're going to be in New York City in a couple of weeks and it's just like the energy there is like, yeah, you never know what could like, someone's celebrating a new business.

Starting point is 00:53:08 Or a terrorist attack. I mean, Dylan, there's like an exchange that he has where they're talking about, like he would fly to Turkey to fly to other places just solely because he could get it cheaper. And like somebody was like, he was supposed to fly somewhere, like not near Turkey. And they were like, why are you going there first? He goes, you know, the first stop is always Istanbul. And it's like, no, it's not. What is the deal he had with the airline?

Starting point is 00:53:31 They were the ones giving him money. The Turkish government was bribing him. Yeah. What were they getting out of it? Allegedly. There was one, this is one instance and I assume this is just a small part of it where he was, he did not reference the, they were like, Hey, don't mention the Armenian genocide. There's also an angle.

Starting point is 00:53:48 There's also an angle for, um, people building skyscrapers in like New York. So like real paid foreign money coming in and that he would allow that. Yeah. Just flying through Istanbul for every trip. Here's the thing, dude. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. If that gets offered, it's hard to turn that down. Like, hold on, wait, like, okay, I have to go to Istanbul for every trip. Here's the thing dude. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. If that gets offered, it's hard to turn that down. Like hold on, wait like okay I have to go to Istanbul

Starting point is 00:54:08 for this but like I get first class the entire way. Is that a 10-hour flight from New York City? Probably somewhere around there. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think he even knew that at once was Constantinople? Bet she doesn't. At one point he tried to fly to, he inquired to whoever was doing this for him he inquired if he could fly to Turkey before going to Brazil and they were like no the carpet footprint and then he actually on the way then he asked if the Turkish Airlines if they flew direct from New York to Brazil and they were like no they don't have a New York the Brazil route. It's turkey. Do you catch me going to Turkey getting the uh

Starting point is 00:54:49 just all the plastic surgery though? Yeah, I'm fine with that. I'm down for that Turkish. What is it they call them? Turkey teeth. Oh, where all the all the love Islanders go? All the also they they the hair, the hair transplant. The hair

Starting point is 00:55:01 transplant. Mm hmm. Give me some talks up in the forehead. Just one unit. Will could just edit it for you. Your forehead? Oh, from FIFA. That's a good throwback, dude. Yeah, thank you. Get my arm.

Starting point is 00:55:13 No, I was telling Dylan before the episode that I was just absolutely wasting time on Saturday, I guess Sunday morning at that point. I realized it was 1 a.m. and I was in FIFA career mode editing the face of my manager. And finally I was just like, okay. I don't need to change the lines in his forehead right now. Just go to sleep.

Starting point is 00:55:30 You have to get up in five and a half hours to be with your kids. I like about the custom options on that. That's unreal. Yeah, I wish they had better clothing, but that's neither here nor there. You know, I think we should move forward in this episode, but sometimes in order to move forward,

Starting point is 00:55:43 you have to throw it back. Wow. Which is why we're talking about our friends over at throwbacks and by our friends, I mean, Matt Leinert and Jerry Ferreira. Dude, those are two good friends of ours. They are. They are. We're actually very closely, we're only one degree away from Matt Leinert. We're actually only one degree away from both of these.

Starting point is 00:55:59 Yeah. Yeah. This show is so much fun. It's called Throwbacks. It's hosted by former Entourage star, you know turtle Come on and former USC quarterback Matt liner You might know him from I don't know hoisting the 2004 Heisman Trophy Skirt skirt

Starting point is 00:56:15 He was pretty pretty nice with it. That's what he did too. He hit him with the skirt Of course coached by Steve Sarkeesian Wow Wow quarterback guru First coach by Steve Sarkeesian. Wow. Wow. Quarterback guru. Just saying. As you know, Matt was one of the faces of an iconic college football team. He's got amazing behind the scenes stories

Starting point is 00:56:32 from his time in college and professional football. And obviously Jerry was turtle on entourage. Like everyone loves him. In each episode, each weekly episode, mind you, Matt, Jerry and Gray Kess bring you their own entertaining perspectives on sports Matt brings the former player expertise and Jerry brings that voice the maniacal sports fan They'll even let you know their personal lives as they navigate adventures of parenting

Starting point is 00:56:53 So if you're into something like that And I know you are because you're sitting here right now listening to us and we talked about adventures and parenting go check it out Enjoy hanging out with your new favorite pair of throwbacks every Thursday Follow and subscribe to throwbacks on YouTube, Apple, Spotify, wherever you get your podcasts. Do you think Lana Del Rey's husband had a Salt Life sticker at any point in his life on his car? I would bet the house. Oh, absolutely. He absolutely did.

Starting point is 00:57:18 How long in advance did you know that these two were dating? Apparently she denied the relationship like weeks ago. I heard this a couple weeks ago, and then it resurfaced Well, I guess when they got married they got connected like four years ago when she went on a crocodile tour with this guy And then yeah a month ago She denied the relationship on social media and then as I was sitting in the airport on Friday morning All these photos started coming out of them getting married. What kind of game does this guy have? Crazy game.

Starting point is 00:57:46 So his ex-wife, who he was engaged, no, maybe it was just his ex-fiance, he was engaged to her, engaged for 12 years. He was like, hold on, what if a generational pop star comes into my life, babe? He didn't ditch her for Lana, did he? I don't know, she's now with another guy. Okay.

Starting point is 00:58:04 But she said that he likes to role play, you know, Gator style. I think I missed her for for Lana. Did he? This is they? I don't know. She's now with another guy. Okay. Um but she said that he likes to role play. Uh you know, gator style. He likes to like he's the handler and you're the gator. You know, gator role. She didn't say death role. She did. She said that. Yeah, I think she tweeted it or threaded it or Instagrammed it or something. She commented. She's telling tales out of school. So,, okay. The death roll. You know.

Starting point is 00:58:27 Wait, he's the handler? Again. And she's the gator. Well, if he does that for a living, why would he be the gator? She's just an airboat captain. She just starts just spinning in bed. And he tries to wrangle her.

Starting point is 00:58:39 That's kind of hot. It's as long as I'm ready, that's hot. I can't name one of her songs, but like I respect her garage. She's always like a feature. She's very pretty, that's hot. I can't name one of her songs, but like I respect her grime. She's always like a feature. She's very pretty, in my opinion. Very pretty young lady. I mean, I just didn't see these two actually getting hitched.

Starting point is 00:58:54 That's wild. I kind of love it. I kind of love that she's just marrying this crocodile to her guy instead of like going to the red carpet and chesting her luck there. I do appreciate it when very high profile celebrities get locked down with just a regular Joe. You know, it's like, oh, he can do it.

Starting point is 00:59:12 A lot of soccer players, like a lot of famous English soccer players all have like, all their wives are like from like early on and it's always a little endearing to me. I mean, there's a lot of stories about these guys being scumbags behind the scenes and having side pieces, but like it's always a little endearing to me when it there's a lot of stories about these guys being scumbags behind the scenes and having side pieces But like it's always a little endearing to me when it's like, you know what? That's cute when they're just like uh-goes you saying no

Starting point is 00:59:31 Just saying like when they've when they've withstood the test of time and large contracts and temptations Connor Connor McGregor's with his Yeah, I'm sure he doesn't step out. No, you never hear about that. Yeah. That's surprising. Yeah, no, I'm sure. Ever, ever. He respects the sanctity of marriage. Oh, Joe. It's me day one. What do you love about the donkey closed down Dylan? We talked about the donkey yesterday. Darcy? What a spot that was. I could use a meat pie in my life. I want to know where I ranked and money spent at Darcy's Donkey compared to the rest of their people because they didn't have too many regulars. That location is just so cursed. We need fall weather to hit ASAP so we can get into Kelly's Irish Pub. Yes, we do, Will.

Starting point is 01:00:19 I'm refusing to go until it's cold outside, but if you're wanting to go to an Irish Pub, please go to Kelly's Irish Pub. The first time the high is in the 70s, let's go. All right, man. I'll see you next month. Actually, no. I'm refusing to go until it's cold outside but if you're wanting to go to an Irish pub, please go to Kelly's Irish Pub. The first time the high is in the 70s. Let's go. Alright, we'll see you next month. Actually, no. Starts in

Starting point is 01:00:32 November. We'll see you in November. It'll be it'll be next month. Yeah. Okay. Hey, who is she dated previously? Lana. Lana. It's not Lena. Lana. Let's see, Dave. She's been linked to a lot of people. Yeah, I don't know a lot of these names. Yeah, G-Eazy is the only one that I really recognize, even though I don't know anything about him. G-Eazy was at that same Super Bowl party that

Starting point is 01:00:58 I saw Diddy at. Stop publicly talking about how you were at parties with Diddy. A very unfortunate guy. Please stop. So was Joellen Bede. It was a quite quick list. I always were at parties with Diddy. A very unfortunate guy. So was Joel Embiid. It was a quite quick list. I always got bad vibes from Diddy. Never partied. Not good. Too much lube. All right.

Starting point is 01:01:12 I don't know where that came from. Do you buy into the lube being GHB? Oh. GHB? Yeah. That's a theory out there. What does that mean? When they confiscated the thousand bottles of lube,

Starting point is 01:01:22 that's actually a thousand things of just GHB What is known as a drug date? incapacitate someone oh like roofies You hear his Costco explanation. Yeah. Yeah, they said we don't sell we don't sell baby oil The second I saw that claim I went on Costco and searched Costco baby oil and nothing came up and I was like I don't they said that they said we don't sell baby oil that's all that is on the lawyer for not knowing that yeah I think I know two guys that

Starting point is 01:01:53 could get to the bottom of if they sell it Franklin and bash no fuck maybe if it's a boom or a doom can't do it I don't know what come on man just okay they they did the boom and doom thing at a football game this past weekend. I think FAU. I feel like a couple of stadiums are pulling them out now. I think they deserved more from the crowd. I think the crowd did them dirty.

Starting point is 01:02:17 I think it was an appropriate response from the crowd. You had to be pretty online to know that reference. But dude, everyone knows who they are now. If I was in that crowd and they were doing like a boom and everyone had to yell boom i am absolutely belting out boom dude the orange man needs to get them out at a rally it's not the worst move you got to get a boom it's not the worst move he's taking a bunch of other leg influencers out on the stage. Why not take out Boomin' Doom? I knew a guy from high school

Starting point is 01:02:46 and this is like a couple years after and we went down separate, we're on separate waves at that point, but I really knew because he and his girlfriend at the time were at a party and they were drinking something and it had GHB in it and they put it in there and they were just sipping on it. And I guess, and I was like, what?

Starting point is 01:03:04 And they're like, and he was like, no, it's fine. If you drink it like this, dude, it's awesome. And I was like, yeah, man, I don't think we're like, why do you have that on you? I was like, what? Remind me why you have this? Like it's, I think it's a drug you, I don't know. Do you think you've ever had a drink

Starting point is 01:03:19 where something's in it? Yes. Dude, I told you I got, I got. Yeah, I know. Yeah, there's one time where I definitely, I had two drinks and after the second drink, I told you I got- I know. Yeah, I know. Yeah. There's one time where I definitely, I had two drinks and after the second drink, I was completely blacked out. Like I don't remember anything.

Starting point is 01:03:30 And I, I'll be honest, I was hanging out with people that I don't normally hang out with. And I was like, it doesn't make sense that I could have this much to drink and not remember anything from the entire night. Our buddy Mitchell saved me from getting taken slash potentially raped. The next day, somebody said, it was so fun seeing you last night.

Starting point is 01:03:48 And I responded back and I said, where did you see me last night? And they said, at this bar. And I said, I didn't go to that bar. And they said, yes, you did. And you seemed totally fine. And I was like, I don't remember anything from it. I'm really creeped out as to how I don't remember anything. I think somebody hit me with a Xanax that I didn't know about.

Starting point is 01:04:04 Cause it did. it's just like, boom, what? It's time travel. Gamma hydroxybutyrate. Yeah. A legal drug that's sometimes used as a party drug. It produces feelings of euphoria, relaxation, and sociability, and increased sex drive.

Starting point is 01:04:21 Yeah. They make it sound cool there, but it's not. I mean, yeah, it's got different uses. I had never heard of it until a couple of months ago. But I was, I remember seeing this dude at a party. I was like, that's a, like we were not, my high school was not like a big, like there was a lot of weed, a lot of drugs,

Starting point is 01:04:37 but nobody else was doing anything hard, except for maybe like a few prescription pill people, but nobody was doing like shit like that. So when I saw that, I was like, It can be used to treat narcolepsy because it makes you tired. Oh, sleepy Joe. I'm done. Okay. It's good, Dave. I have to use them. I gotta use the potty. I gotta be so bad too but I'm gonna I'm gonna hold you. You wanna go?

Starting point is 01:04:58 No, I'm gonna wait till we're finished. Let's just go together. Go ahead. Cross streams, dude. Get the hell out of here. Dylan's built different, I'm not. Get the hell out of here. Oh, hey, hey. That seemed. Don't do that. All right, I need Dave here for my next segment, so I'm just going to start this actual other

Starting point is 01:05:14 one because you're more invested in this than Dave is, Dylan. Okay. Have you seen the flavor? I am unfamiliar with the flavor. Dude, you need to familiarize yourself with the flavor because- Talk to me, what is it? I'm going to be drinking the flavor in the studio at some point. Maybe on the track house.

Starting point is 01:05:29 Yeah. Unfortunately, Dylan, I'm going to get ahead of this now and I'm going to do it in a public forum. My parents are going to be in town this Thursday afternoon, so I'm probably going to miss track house because I'm going to take them out and do something with them. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. You know I shot 29 under twice in a row. To make up for it, to make up for it, Dylan.

Starting point is 01:05:44 Next week on track house, I will drink the flavor, okay? Somebody had posted on, I don't know what this was posted on, but it says I've mixed cranberry Mike's harder and cucumber lime Gatorade into a drink. I like to call it the flavor because like you drink this shit and your tongue is like, there's a taste here, you're experiencing a flavor.

Starting point is 01:06:05 But when you go to open the door and there's no flavor there, it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. It's the missing something of flavors. It's out. What's the missing no? It's a glitch in the Pokemon. Oh, okay. It's so absolutely and definitively tastes like something and that thing is nothing.

Starting point is 01:06:26 It sounds very intriguing. And so, yeah, it's just the lime cucumber Gatorade Zero with zero sugar, Dylan, mixed with a Mike's Harder Cranberry. Mike's Harder, I assume, is just a stronger version of Mike's Harder. Yeah, it's just a dialed up. They do it to a scale. Okay. Yeah. I'm gonna correct myself. dialed up. They do it to a scale. Yeah, I'm gonna crack myself, missing number. Someone's gonna come at me for that. Okay, so I will try the flavor at some point in the near future. The way this person describes it, by the way, well-written.

Starting point is 01:06:58 I mean, it sounds very intriguing. I wanna try it as well. Please bring this in next Thursday. My only fear is trying to find Mike's harder cranberry, but it's not something I often go looking for. So it could be much more common than I am expecting. Who had these two things in their arsenal and thought to themselves, you know what? I'm going to mix them together.

Starting point is 01:07:19 I want the flavor. People are just trying shit, man. Can I talk about something a little random? Yeah. Okay. I've been thinking about something a lot lately, and I can't shake it. I've talked about it briefly on this podcast before, but I have never really done a deep dive, and today is going to be that deep dive. Okay.

Starting point is 01:07:49 We were at a party in 2006. It was a fraternity party. I knew some guys there. Yeah, dude. What was the fret? It better not have been Pike. If it was Pike, it was Pike dude. It wasn't K.A. It wasn't Pike.

Starting point is 01:08:03 Good. If I had to guess. It was Teague, wasn't it? No, it wasn't Teague. Fuck Teague. It was fight. It was, it wasn't K.A. It wasn't pike. Good. If I had to guess. It was Teague, wasn't it? No, it wasn't Teague. Fuck Teague. I think it was Dell. Fuck Dell. I think it was Dell.

Starting point is 01:08:12 No, I got it now. My old roommate, Freshman here. He's a good guy. He's cool. No, dude, they're like not top tier, but their parties are fucking awesome. They've actually got a good alumni. And honestly, they've got some solid dudes.

Starting point is 01:08:21 They're not a threat though. Their chicks are mid though. They just got back on campus. And so like, they're like not great right now, but they'll be, they'll be some solid dudes. They're not a threat though. Their chicks are mid though. They just got back on campus. And so like, they're like not great right now, but they'll be a lot better moving forward. They've got some good guys. Like their chicks leave their parties to come to ours. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:08:33 Dude, like I just use their parties as a pregame for mine. Yeah. Okay, what happened at this party? So we're at this party. We're at this party and my buddy looks over. This is before iPhones. I had an LG chocolate at the time. Oh, hell yeah.

Starting point is 01:08:48 And this is before anything. And so my buddy leans over and sees a stack of CDs. And the top CD on the stack is called, If Buddha Made Porn. He's like, okay, I don't know what this is, but like, I'm gonna, I wanna check it out. It was a winter time party. So he took the CD and he just put it in his pocket. And so we went back to the dorms and

Starting point is 01:09:09 then we listened to If Buddha Made Porn. It was like some of the smoothest jazz that I've ever heard in my entire life. I don't know if it was made by actual jazz musicians. I don't know if it was, you know, some type of electronic thing, but we were sitting there and we're like, this is fucking great. Randy, I sent you a little video. This is not my favorite track from it, but we're kind of in an area where there's not a lot going on. Randy, can you just play a little taste

Starting point is 01:09:33 for the folks at home? One, two, three. Just skip ahead So it So first time hearing it You get me you feel me so this wasn't someone just put together a mix and called it some random thing It's actually a thing Well, so here's the issue some random thing. It's actually a thing.

Starting point is 01:10:06 Well, so here's the issue. If you look at how many views this has on YouTube, it's got 1.4 K over the last 11 years. Not a lot. Not a lot. Not nothing crazy. Nothing crazy. And so I've tried to Google if Buddha made porn like a million times, they used to have a MySpace page, the music no longer works on MySpace. I don't know who these people are. I don't know where it's coming from. What? Read the top comment.

Starting point is 01:10:27 Yeah. Did you read it? The description here says of the video, if Buddha Made Porn, says, I found this CD in Oxford, Ohio, and the joy this CD brings to my heart needs to be spread through the world. Okay. So then you scroll down and if you go to the comments, people are saying, someone said, wait, seriously? My cousin found a CD with this track on it in Boulder, Colorado back in 2003. Wait, read the top one first. Which one?

Starting point is 01:10:55 Circling back to this? Circling back to this? Yes. So I talked about it about a year ago on this. I mentioned it a year ago because there's a thread on the subreddit about it. And so someone says, Yeah, I found it in 2004 on a bathroom sink. I've been searching for years to find where it comes from, but no one knows anything other than where they found it. Another person said, My buddy brought it to our hometown after his first semester in Boulder in 2002. We all made copies. I brought it to

Starting point is 01:11:21 Miami January 2003. And there it spread. So there's some lore behind this. Yeah. Someone says he's like this person's responsible for bringing to Southwest Ohio. It's all these people trying to figure out what it is. It's driving me nuts because your friend got his hands on it. Well, he he just found it. He just saw it and grabbed it and was like, that sound if if someone's naming a CD, this it has to be good. And so he just took it. And it turns out like that sound that if if someone's naming a CD this it has to be

Starting point is 01:11:45 good and so he just took it and it turns out there's more copies of it out there but I don't know who made it I don't know how to go about doing it what was okay if Buddha made porn was this handwritten on there yeah it's a blank CD blank burn CD with that just on there so I talked about it there was a thread that started on the circling back subreddit where people were Confusing it with Blink's first album Buddha Blink 182 That's not what we're talking about here Strictly talking about this and like I it's killing me that I can't find this anywhere That's interesting Like what are the chances that there's just this random smooth jazz with like a little funk to it?

Starting point is 01:12:24 Just floating around with no one able to determine who actually made this CD, where it actually came from. There's no band name attached to it. All we have is if Buddha made porn. It could be Mandela. It could be Mandela effect. Have you ever tried to Shazam it? Ooh. Toss it up, Randy. Hey, just want to point out that 22 seconds ago, Dylan Quote is going after some guy named

Starting point is 01:12:46 Nick Huber on Twitter about college football. I'm glad you brought this up. I just want to point that out. Yeah, we'll play a similar one. Stop catching bodies in the middle of the show. What a dork that guy is. All right, it's searching. It's searching. It's searching.

Starting point is 01:13:05 Oh, phone explodes. It's expanding the search. Not a good sign. It's not good. Not a good sign. It says, this is tough. Last try. All right.

Starting point is 01:13:18 No result. This is creepy. That adds to it. It's unidentified. This isn't the song that I got obsessed with. There's another song on there that I got absolutely obsessed with. I just don't know what to do. If anyone out there has any leads,

Starting point is 01:13:29 I would really like to piece this together and try to figure out who made this music, who, like, I guess we know who burned the CDs. I want to do like an oral history of like if Buddha made porn. Like I need to know who was just absolutely cooking in a recording studio one day and thought, you know what, I'm going to make exactly zero dollars off of this. It sounds like it was digitally made.

Starting point is 01:13:51 It kind of does. Like within. Not when you're mixing board and like garage band or like Fruit Loops or something like that, one of those programs. Yeah. Is that the only song? No, it's a full album. But that's the only song we have. Yeah, that's the only thing going on right now.

Starting point is 01:14:09 I gotta hear more. I gotta hear more. There's... If you Google it, there's like five results before it turns into porn results. That's weird. So there's a limited window of people. But I mean, it's been now for what, for me, what 18 years? You think someone listening will have any additional context? Any Miami Redhawks out there, any Colorado Buffs, anybody out there.

Starting point is 01:14:37 Do a targeted ad on Instagram to people who went to school in Oxford. Right? I think it originated from what I put together based on the YouTube comments. It originated in Boulder and then it found its way to Oxford, Ohio. Right? I think it originated from what I put together based on the YouTube comments. It originated in Boulder and then it found its way to Oxford, Ohio. But now where is it?

Starting point is 01:14:49 Like how? That's, I'm interested. We all got way too invested in if Buddha made porn. I was going to write about this for the newsletter but I have this weird concern that if I include the word porn too many times in the newsletter, it'll start marking it as like spam and it'll put it into people's spam folders. Do like an asterisk or something.

Starting point is 01:15:13 I feel like AI knows how to suss that out. Probably. Corn. Just say corn. Yeah. What are the dorky ways that people abbreviate porn in... It's usually corn. I just call someone a dork on Twitter.

Starting point is 01:15:26 They do the corn emoji. That's what Dave was referencing out there. What were they talking about? So we talked about how the freshman from Alabama, Ryan Williams, he had eye black and he wrote on it, killed everybody. Yeah. He quote tweeted a picture of some dude named Nick Huber. And he said national TV, college kids, culture in this country going to shit.

Starting point is 01:15:53 Shut up, dork. It's football, man. Would it be cooler if he played defense and had kill everybody? It's like being a wide receiver and saying, kill everybody. Like you're kind of just like avoiding getting killed. It's a reference to the program, which is a fantastic football. Yeah, I knew that dude. I watch football stuff.

Starting point is 01:16:08 Like I clearly knew. Did you see the one, like, you know, obviously the screenshot that went viral is the one that had like Psalms, whatever, and then kill everybody. Do you see the person that quote tweeted it and just said Tim Tebow and Aaron Hernandez? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:16:19 That's pretty perfect. Pretty good. Yeah, that's good. Pretty good. If you have any leads on if Buddha made porn, you know where to find me. I'm very invested at this point and I can't stop thinking about listening to it just one more time.

Starting point is 01:16:30 Like it's just killing me. Do you guys mind if we dip into some small biz September to close things out? Please do. There's a lot of words on this screen in front of me, so I'm going to make this very, very modified. Usually during September, we end the episodes with small biz September.

Starting point is 01:16:44 Backers submit their businesses, we call the episodes with Small Business September. Backers submit their businesses, we call them out, we make it happen. Do you guys mind if I, on our last episode, we usually take a bunch that we didn't get to and we just read them all. Do you guys mind if I hop in? Let's do it. We got author Poppy Adler. I like the idea of

Starting point is 01:16:57 an author named Poppy. P-O-P-P-Y, not P-A-P-I. Phil Batalia's dog. It's true. Certified day one backers submitting an informal application of Small Business September. I'm P-O-P-P-Y, not P-A-P-I. Girl, Wyoming. Recently, Scorn Sally took an equine veterinarian position as far away from her ex as she possibly could only to move next door to her celebrity crush. What's he doing in Wyoming? It's Kanye. I'm gonna be straight up with you.

Starting point is 01:17:35 Poppy, you might've gained someone right now because I think I might try to read this. It's on Amazon. Sally's song is spelled S-A-L-L-I-E. Again, S-A-L-L-I-E. Again, S-A-L-L-I-E. If you want to follow her, Poppy Adler writes on Instagram. Again, Poppy Adler writes around TikTok.

Starting point is 01:17:53 Author, Poppy Adler. We also have Stark Performance Physical Therapy in Pensacola, Florida. Her name's Becca. She's an athletic trainer and client care coordinator at Stark Performance Physical Therapy in Pensacola. The cum fans would love their logo based on her thing here. I think she's talking about the

Starting point is 01:18:09 cinematic universe of Marvel. Little Stark Industries. Yes, yes, yes. They're a private physical therapy company that she made up, made up of herself and three physical therapists. PTs. PTs, dude.

Starting point is 01:18:23 Yeah. Yeah, I'm a PT. If you know, you know, Dylan. Go to Stark Performance. Hold on. How do you read this URL? Stark Performance. Performance.

Starting point is 01:18:38 PT. PT, okay. Yeah, I see. Okay, sorry, it was freaking with my brain, dude. Gotcha. All right, Stark Performance PT. If you're in Pensacola and need some physical therapy. See, I'm looking into them because I did, as someone who had to do PT earlier this year, I like what they're doing here because they do the

Starting point is 01:18:54 full body eval. They find the root cause of pain instead of just treating the symptoms, which I feel like in this country, we do too much. We need to find the root cause of your pain. And that's all I'm saying. I'm tired of putting Band-Aids on bullet wounds. Ooh, that's good. You should put that into a song. I should. We got Gould Standard Detailing out Michigan and Ohio way. Corey Peaches, Gould, shout out Peaches.

Starting point is 01:19:18 He got a detailing business in Michigan and Ohio. Gould Standard Detailing is a premier fully mobile car care service that comes to your home or work providing professional detailing services everywhere. Go check them out. We've got the Tapestry Spool, Cleveland, Ohio. This backer said, my aunt has a vintage styling and upcycling business based out of Cleveland, Ohio called the Tapestry Spool. Jen Frisco does all the sewing design and all things creative while her daughter Kayla handles marketing, business, and behind the scenes. She makes adult and children's thrifted clothes and sells online as well as pop-up markets.

Starting point is 01:19:51 Go to thetapestriespool.com or on Instagram at thetapestriespool. That's what's up, dude. Finally, got our boy, our absolute skulled golf in San Diego, California. That's good. I like the vibes here. I love the vibes.

Starting point is 01:20:08 Says, my dad has been a graphic designer for 30 plus years. He worked for Upper Deck Designing Trading Cards in the nineties and early 2000s before starting his own brand design company. That's tight. That is sick. That's tight. I used to buy Upper Deck cards all the time.

Starting point is 01:20:21 I wanna know if I used to Upper Deck in the office. No, no, no, no. Says in typical San Diego, old man fashion, he decided to start a golf brand instead of retiring. The brand is called Skull Golf and it's made up of cool designs and silly golf puns. His garage is full of hats and he carries a few on the course.

Starting point is 01:20:37 So if you see him, he can make that sell right there. That guy's a deal closer, dude. Dude, peep this. Dude, that's what's up. Got some skaters. I like that. Sick. We need to dip into these guys. This skull shit is spooky too. Check them out at skold-golf.com. Again, that's skold-golf.com. Skold golf. I got a piece so bad. Can we wrap up? Nope, nope. I think I'm going to read an excerpt from a book I've been reading lately. Okay, I'm going to step away while you do that.

Starting point is 01:21:05 Is it a Poppy book? No, let's just get out of here. All right. I only read Poppy books. Hi Poppy. Bye. Thanks for watching guys!

Circling Back - Salt Life Gator Guides & Random Burned CDs

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