Circling Back - San Diego Bachelor Parties & Duncanville High School Football

Episode Date: September 16, 2019

Will returns from San Diego with a breakdown of why San Diego is a phenomenal bachelor party city, Dillon proved himself to be a top-tier friend, and Dave discusses Duncanville's recent huge win. We also make an announcement regarding Spooky Szn, so send your scary stories to [e-mail]. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (6:46) Dillon Is A Good Friend (17:45) Is San Diego The Perfect Bachelor Party City? (42:16) Dave's High School Football Minute (48:10) ANNOUNCING: Spooky Szn Shop Circling Back Merchandise: www.washedmedia.com/shop Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 20% off) Harry's: www.harrys.com/circlingback (FREE trial set) Quip: www.getquip.com/circlingback (FREE refill pack) Kettlebell Kitchen: www.kettlebellkitchen.com (CIRCLINGBACK for $50 off your first two orders for new customers) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast my name is will defrees live from the early verge cbd studios in austin texas to my right dave ruff we're gonna have fun today on this podcast today's gonna be fun it's gonna be fun. It's going to be some big announcements. It's going to be some big stories. It's going to be just big content in general. B1G? Yeah. Oh, I see.

Okay. See that? Okay. Because there's a trending topic. Ah, yeah. We won't even talk about it. Dylan, what up, player? What's up, fam?

How we doing? Been better? Yeah. Dylan, what up, player? What's up, fam? How we doing? Been better? Yeah, you have been. It's a high-energy intro. Well, you talk so much shit about my intros lately, I figure I gotta start bringing it more. I'm happy to be back in the stew, man. It's good to be back here.

It sure is. We got a full squad. Vacation Will came back for a minute before he leaves again. Yep, I had to come back. I did drop a podcast last night, though, on the main feed. So to anybody who was upset that we didn't record this, or we didn't drop this episode earlier than we did, we apologize. Hopefully you got to get held over by the episode that I recorded with hashtag Chad.

I need to listen to that. Major props to Chad and Callaway for having me out for the morning. Their studio looks different than ours. Yeah.

I don't know what's up with that. A little bit, yeah. Do they have a bigger budget? I think they might. I wouldn't say it's better. It's just different. Yeah. That's all I'm saying.

Yeah. True. Yeah, so I'll be dropping video of that on our Patreon today. Well, time out. be dropping video of that on our Patreon today. Well, time out. Time out. You're doing what?

Video. Are you serious? Chad and I got a video off together. Why would he make that up, David? Whoa. Yeah. So look out on Patreon. It's exporting as we speak.

It's a large file, so I couldn't get it done earlier today. How many gigs is it? A lot. At least three. Your computer sounds like my computer. I got a brand new least three your computer sounds like my computer i got a brand new computer and it sounds like an old computer because of how much power it's using to export this thing i'm not a big video guy like i don't know how to do that kind of stuff usually yeah so like yeah i didn't buy this computer for uh doing doing any video work this podcast

studio is about to look like the Tennessee Titans sideline, right? What happened? What was it that caught on fire? Smoking. Was it like a fan or something? It was some kind of pyrotechnic. Oh, like the pregame situation. Yeah, which there's a ton of pyrotechnics at Cowboy games.

A ton. More than I remember. I couldn't believe how many pyrotechnics there Cowboy games. A ton. More than I remember. I couldn't believe how many pyrotechnics there were at the Cowboys game we went to. I'm more of a fan of just having diesel fuel just enter people's lungs. Oh, man. Delph went micro. So Delph is a guy that he used to do some writing for us on PGP. And he's a...

He's a large man. He's a big guy. That's the only way pgp and he's a uh he's a large man he's a big guy that's the only way to describe him he's a uh you know what i'll give him a plug mountain man podcast he's he's absurd and he tweeted he likes tweeting these tiktok videos which i like because he's actually he's a very good curator of tiktok videos he's pretty in tune with everything yeah he knows how to curate content that video is just terrible he tweeted He tweeted it out, and it's gotten a lot of retweets so far. Did people just back their dually trucks up to the entrance of that football game and just lay on the gas? I've always told my buddy that if I was ever young and I had to do a Make-A-Wish Foundation thing, I wanted to do the spray stuff at a Lions game. I wanted to be the guy that does all the fog. That's your Make-A-Wish? That's what I wanted to do the uh like the spray stuff at like a lion's game like i wanted to be the guy

that does all the fog that's your make-a-wish that's what that's what i wanted i gotta wait hold on that was my make-a-wish you can do anything you want yeah i want to be the fog guy just hosing dudes down as they're running out of the tunnel uh and so like but i never went as far as to like you know back my pickup truck and do that to a bunch of high school kids running through it i like started coughing just watching that video yeah um as he notes in his quote tweet or his video tweet like you're inhaling what diesel smoke there yeah these diesel emission i don't know what that looks like as far as like carbon monoxide to carbon dioxide to oxygen ratio, but it can't be good for peak athletic performance.

I don't think it is. I don't think it is not confirmed. Not, not advantageous to athletic performance. Oh, well, I retweeted it at D Carter rough on Twitter and snap, but you're plugging your Twitter.

I don't know his off the top of my head. At Delph something on Twitter. He's like Delph 13 or something. Okay. Hard to say. He snaps me sometimes. I'm still on Snapchat at D Carter Ruff as previously mentioned. Dude,

he snaps me vids. No one's on Snapchat. And I don't respond to most of them cause I don't know how to, I don't know what I just watched. So shout out to Dell for the entertainment. They're entertaining, but I'm just like, what do you even say to that? Man, I deleted Snapchat, and I do not miss it. It stinks.

It's the worst. Yeah. I have friends who are pretty active on there. I'm off the book, too. I'm a bad boy. Off the book. You're on LinkedIn, though. Why are you off Facebook?

At Dylan Cheverie, all lowercase, real estate professional. Why would I be on Facebook? Why? You're a member of the book. You're on LinkedIn though. Why are you on Facebook? At Dylan Chevery, all lowercase, real estate professional. Why would I be on Facebook? Why? You're a member of the media. Just so people can wish me happy birthday. Yeah. That I haven't talked to in nine years. Oh, I know why you deleted your Facebook.

You don't want people to know how old you are. Yeah, good call. That has nothing to do with it. Good call. And it's all probably a bunch of pictures of you without a beard. No one wants to steal those anymore. It's true. That's gross.

At this point, I don't even, like I didn't use it when i did have it if i were to accept a friend i'm just basically just handing them over a photo album of like my life and it's just weird to me i agree i don't use it of all the weird shit we do that's the weirdest thing to you having a facebook account it's just so unnecessary i don't it's so i get it i know you're not i don't we used to use facebook for uh Facebook for work all the time. Yeah, content marketing. And now I log in once a month. My mom will call me if she's like, did you see I put it on Facebook?

And I'm like, no, I didn't. Now she just knows. I need to tell Will about this. I have family members who will tag me and stuff, and I don't see it for like two weeks. Oh. At least. Dude, it might be a month before I log in again.

I think I got to hop back on the book, though, because the homie's school, they post like updates and stuff on there that I wouldn't otherwise get, and it's just a, come on. What kind of school is this? So you're not going to be a degenerate father and have no Facebook account? No, I got to get one. I got to get back. Just make the homie one.

I don't know. Hey, can I give a special shout out to somebody sure man you can do whatever you want i want to give a special shout out to uh dylan oh thanks this is the opposite of an expose him segment as you guys know we're a little late this morning or i guess this afternoon now posting this podcast uh i would i was on a bachelor party and i know you don't want to be the guy that like has to delay something the next day after being on a bachelor party because everyone just looks at you like oh you're an idiot sally woke up at like 6 a.m this morning and uh rosie woke up with her and rosie hopped off the bed and got under the bed uh like the second sally closes the door to

go to work rosie just starts throwing up everywhere so i get her away from the bedroom and i just put her in the other room and she just won't stop throwing up. And so I'm like, we can't do this podcast right now. I was having like a mental breakdown and Sally couldn't, she couldn't get away from work because I didn't want to drive Rosie to the vet when she was throwing up in the car. I wanted someone else to be there and have like a little bucket available just in case, you know, something bad happened. And Sally knew that I wasn't going to call dylan and ask for help and uh she called him and told him like hey we'll we'll need some help right now and dylan kindly came up to my apartment helped me out drove me me and rosie to sit in the back seat of my car

while dylan's just cruising major help wait didn't he have your car already yeah the only reason i was in position to help is because he let me borrow his car over the weekend because my car is getting, I'm getting my bumper fixed on my whip. It's got rear-ended today. I got it. Yeah, it's been a while. I know.

So you're having, sorry, go ahead. So I was, I was dropping his car off and I knew about the Rosie situation because he, you know, we were talking about the podcast

and having to move it back and I was waiting there. I was going to get an Uber to go. I have to go rent a car. It's a pain in the ass. Anyway. So I'm out there like on the street. I'm pulling my phone out to get the Uber.

And Sally calls me. She's like, Will's having a tough time. He's not going to ask you for help, but he needs it. And so I was like, dude. I just texted him. I was like, I'm helping you. So tell me what I got to do. Dude, the look on the vet's face when I walked in today

and they asked me how many times Rosie threw up this morning, and I said 15. She was just like, oh, okay. We got to make a change right now. And I was just like, yeah, I'm sorry. Shouts to Dylan, though. Major help. Really appreciate it.

You know what? You should buy him some coffee. Dave would have done the same thing had he been in the position. But you were already there. I don't know if he would have. I would help somebody out with a dog issue more than I would if they had a human issue. I agree. What about if it was a human like Parks?

What about him? I'm obligated to help him. Legally. I'm his guardian. He's legally obligated. Somebody had a funny tweet of me I think I RT'd it

I don't know this is a terrible thing to even go into I don't know somebody had a funny like Dave taking the the homie to CC

something on Twitter at the Carter Ruff again the Dave CC's jokes will always make me laugh yeah that's really taken on a whole life of its own I didn't expect

you know it's funny because the dude actually does love CeCe's pizza. Even though he's never been with Dave. Dave's conditioned him. No kid under the age of 12 is like, oh, dude, we have to go to CeCe's. I'd much rather do like Pizza Inn. We were in San Marcos over the weekend visiting my sister and brother-in-law. And we were just driving.

And at the square? My sister mentioned something about oh there's a cc's here now in parks like perked up he goes where he starts like his head just he's just scanning for it like where the hell's the cc's i didn't know about yeah the other day he was like we should go hit that one in san marcos i was like dude that's a long drive okay we're gonna do these jokes now here dave do you want a live reaction of the photo I snapped of myself this morning when I was in full breakdown mode? Who does that, by the way?

He took a picture of himself mid-panic. So once I got confirmation that I was going to get help, I was like, all right, I got to shower and stuff right now because I can't just be a sweaty mess the entire time. And so I go in to look in the mirror and brush my teeth, and I see i'm just dying look at my forehead right now oh gross it looks like when you get really sunburned and it starts bubbling up yep like tiny little bubs that's what it looks like sweat everywhere i was

just a mess i showed dylan it like we had breakfast after and he was just like oh my god where'd y'all go apolote got some breakfast tacos, I got three talks off, dog. No one's doing that. I've done three. No, no one. No, I've seen Dave do it. Dave used to do it for lunch all the time. I was in there. They said, wow, no one's ever done three before. I said, well. Dude, no. That is not a place where they speak

more than they have to. Yeah, they definitely don't like this. The only person there that speaks English is the one taking orders, I think. Yeah, she's the shit. But they can make a fucking taco, David. Oh, yeah. Hey, remember we used to have that?

We had a three-month stretch when we worked at our previous company. Somebody would bring breakfast tacos in, like random mornings. It was great. That was great. That was great. Yeah, we don't do that for each other anymore. Well, nobody wants to eat in the studio. Especially breakfast tacos.

When we get our own space, it'll be a different story. By the way, I put a deposit down in a place. I should have told you all. Oh, you probably should have run that by us. Where is it? It's no problem, dude. It's all rainy. Is it dope at least? Oh, sick. Yeah, we're a place. I should have told you all. You probably should have run that by us. Where is it? It's all rainy. Is it dope at least?

Yeah, we're going to have to probably get rid of Brett. This is annoying because I actually put down a deposit on one. I was going to surprise you guys next week. I did it on Dirty Six. Wow. Oh, shit. It's an old warehouse. It's right by Buckshot.

Yeah. That's Dylan's bar. Well, this is crazy. Y'all aren't going to believe this, but I did one in San Marcos on the square. Oh, dude. You can actually probably get a decent price down there.

What if you made us all just move to San Marcos? That would suck. Honestly, living in San Marcos, as far as the neighborhoods, there's some really nice, affordable, older houses. Oh, we could be flossing

in San Marcos. I've only been there once and I left dead. Like, I just wanted to die. Well, you don't have. Mark's. I've only been there once and I left dead. Like, I just wanted to die. Well, you don't have to go out every night if you live there. That's the thing. You don't have to tailgate. You don't have to tailgate to bars every single night.

I think you do, though. I don't think so. I think you do. It makes it better that our old fraternity's house is condemned. Quite literally condemned. What does it take to get a fraternity house condemned? It seems like it should happen more often. It had to have been built like 120

years ago. I don't understand how that house is still standing. The structural integrity of the building has to be at question for at least 30 years. I'm pretty sure if I got into three-point stance and then fired off and just threw a shoulder into the side of the house real hard, I could knock the whole thing

off its foundation. And it would just come crumbling down. It would be harder to tackle Zach Kurtz than it would knock down that house. What about Jason Witten? Jason Witten, probably a better one. Tackle-breaking machine. Have you ever tried to lift a car? No. We moved a guy's, had a little Datsun in high school,

this kid Davidson. His name was Davidson, great name. And like six of us picked it up and moved it to like a... We just took it out of his parking spot and just put it in the middle of like the driveway to block everything.

Nice. Pretty lame. We tried moving... Three of us tried to like lift up a car once and it was way harder than I expected. Yeah, because it's a car.

Yeah. It's like 2,500 pounds. You see these dudes do it on TV like towing like planes and shit and i'm like i was just like oh that was much more difficult than i expected it to be in high school my sister had a uh jeep wrangler and had the top off most of the time and it was a stick shift so you could hop in there without even having to turn the engine on and throw it in the neutral so her friends would just move her car all the time they'd like park it down the street

pretty funny pretty funny prank. That's hilarious. It's great. I love moving people. You've got to push the damn thing, though. It's not too much fun. Similar thing happened in one of my buddy's cars. He left it at one of our other friend's places,

and we just lit it on fire. Wow. Dude, you just torched it? Dave, that's illegal, man. Yeah. It was a real piece of shit. No, this dude Davidson, his car, it was so old. Why did Davidson take so many Ls?

Well, his car was so shitty. He was a popular kid, too. Played soccer. Good-looking dude. He would let people carve into the hood. Like the paint job, it had no paint job, so people would just carve. So it was like a novelty car.

If you played soccer, he wasn't that cool. Imagine if... Soccer guys did pretty well. Soccer guys did well. No, they didn't. Oh, dude, our homecoming year? Four of the five dudes on homecoming corps were soccer players. That's just because y'all didn't have a football team.

No, we had a football team. Those are pity nominees, dude. I mean, yeah. I was on there and I definitely... I think I got fifth place in the voting. Oh, I'm sorry, man. I deserved it. I was trash.

Speaking of high school, did y'all check out what the Panthers did over the weekend? I heard about it. Dude, wait. We've got Dave's Sports Minute. Dave's High School Sports Minute. Yeah, dickhead. Coming later.

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love harry's um all right so you uh you went on a bachelor party yeah let's talk about san diego as a bachelor party city okay we all went to san diego in january as people know we had a good time great city i want to go back so i'm not going to air anybody out i'm not going to tell any stories about any bad things people did this weekend because i mean i wouldn't want that against i wouldn't want that to happen to me that That's against code. Do you want to talk about, oh, I don't know, maybe like a layer that might have existed or not existed, like a marine layer? Dude, the marine layer was real.

Was it super thick? The marine layer was, the first day it was dummy thick. And then day two, it actually didn't come in. Just like a cheeked up marine. Yeah, exactly. If marine layer, the clothing brand, serves me one more out on Instagram, I swear I'm going to buy something.

Dude, they, I mean, just, yeah. Their stuff is kind of dope. Do you get served those ads because we talk about Marine Layers on here? Nothing else makes sense. All right, I'm going to pop up on Instagram and see if I'm served. I've never Googled Marine Layer clothing or anything. Did I break bachelor party code by posting the photo of the basketball hoop in the pool? No, that's fine.

In the pool? It's not incriminating. No, that's fine. Okay. Dude, I'm going to interrupt for this. I just pulled open Instagram to do that little experiment. Look at this bird dog of the day. I know.

Let's see. It's Nix. It's an English Springer Spaniel. Fucking show me, Dave. Look at that beautiful color. Okay. Okay. Yep.

So, clearly named after former Ranger great Lance Nix. I don't know if you remember him. It's probably Stevie. I was thinking Stevie. It's definitely Stevie. Okay stevie okay who knows though we may never know no i got kind of nervous posting the photo of the uh basketball that was full how can you tell us how that happened were you guys trying to get some dunks off so we we just wanted to play basketball and we wanted to play in the pool unless the homeowners were monitoring like they did us when we were in ponte Vedra.

Remember that? Well, so we actually have confirmation that we, there's one camera that we found in the entire house and it was pointing at the pool. And so what had already been done was done. Did they disclose that to you before? I don't know. I didn't do anything with this.

I don't like that. If I'm going to Airbnb, I know it's your home, but you should have to disclose whether there's a monitoring. Oh, I agree. In case I'm walking around, you know. You deserve some privacy. Sure. I agree.

Which I often do. I totally agree. I don't like being in Airbnbs or anything when there's cameras around. If somebody was staying at my house and I had a camera in my place, I would probably unplug it and let them know, hey, that's unplugged. Don't worry about us. It's just weird.

You don't need that. But they definitely saw us like partying in the hot tub late night and like doing stuff. So like, I don't know. We didn't do anything illegal on the camera. If you're renting your house out though and someone books it wherever and you find out like it's a bachelor party,

like my heart's going to sink. I'm like, oh, fuck. They're going to fuck my house up. Well, a lot of places won't even let you rent if you say you're a bachelor party. I don't blame them. Like, we went through a million houses in the beginning trying to plan it. I mean, just to be clear, I didn't do any planning.

But the guy that was in charge of it, he went through a bunch of houses, and he was honest with them. Like, yeah, we're having a bachelor party. And all of them said no. This one said yes. It was like it was a certified party mansion that was bare bones inside. There wasn't that much furniture, and it was kind of empty and sketchy, but it felt like you were in a house that you would have broken into

in GTA Vice City or something. It was just old school looking. Love that. They had a tennis court and a basketball hoop, so we were like, you know what? We want to do both. We want to go play in the pool and play basketball, so we were like you know what we want to do both like we want to go play in the pool and play basketball so we were like let's just put it in what we didn't take into account was the fact that like the base floats so we had to fill it with water in order

to make it sink with the sand inside of it and even then it's still too top heavy in something like that so we had to end up up having someone stand in the back of it the entire time we played. Did you have the bottom of the goal in the pool? Mm-hmm. Oh, so it wasn't, like, super high. Correct. Okay.

Correct. We had it next to the pool at first, but it was too high. Could anybody get rim? No. It was still too high. Interesting. It was, yeah, whatever. yeah whatever i should have put the tennis court in the pool we tried that didn't work yeah it's hard to pick up a tennis court you got like

a caterpillar out there yeah it's just harder than you think ground i don't know san diego is a bachelor party city is like top tier though it's got everything san diego is just a dope city all around are we sponsored by the san die Board of Tourism now? We should. We should. I mean, they've got great bar scenes. We went to three different areas on three different nights. Remember I talked about the zoo last week and the wolf and all that shit? See, we didn't make it to the zoo, Dylan. You didn't see the wolf?

No, the only wolves in town were us. Oh. Ow. Ow. We went to three different areas every single night, so we never repeated anything. We went to a steakhouse and I wasn't aware of this so we went to STK

does that mean steak? they leave out letters like what was that thing that you said one time that you didn't realize? supply? now that you say that I didn't even register until right now that STk just meant steak really yeah okay i feel better see if you don't know you're just like whatever whatever it stands for

super tight kitchen it might be i don't think that's what it that's what it stands for super trail kid so i asked i asked the the best man i was like so what's stk like i've never been to this place and he was like oh dude it's so douchey and i was like what does that mean he's like it's just a douchey steakhouse so it's a modern steakhouse yes and they like they like blast music apparently like if you like oh if you get shots to like turn all the lights off and put on like jock jams and you can just go crazy well you're not kidding this is a douchey no it's like the douchiest so he never he never sitting at the pool and he was like dude it's such a douchey steakhouse the next person walks out and he was like, blah, blah, blah. Will you describe to Will what this steakhouse is like?

And the guy was like, I mean, I don't know, man. It's just, it's really douchey. And every single person that came out of the house after that back to the pool, we were like, all right, describe the steakhouse. Every single guy was just like, yes, it's for tools. They have like hype music for the shots. Yes. Wow.

We got a private room and like just went nuts in it. It was so fun. It was, it was the best. It was one of the best dinners I've ever been to. I just found their IgE. How they, how was the steak?

Top tier. Wow. I got a, uh, I got a peppercorn crusted, uh, bone in filet. Um,

and it was, it was very, very good. That being said, I was about five martinis and three glasses of wine deep at that point so like pretty much anything would have tasted good i probably should have gotten like a tomahawk because i just had an empty stomach it says here that it combines the modern steakhouse and chic lounge together in one vibe dining experience vibe dining you ever vibe dined no but I've never been to STK.

I guess it is STK because they call it STK Steakhouse. So it would be weird to say Steak Steakhouse. Steak Steak? It's like Witch Witch? Yeah. I mean, it's... I want to go back. I want every night to be a night at STK.

At Steak? At Steak. I should have looked up Yelp reviews before we did this I want every night to be a night at STK. At steak? At steak. I should have looked up Yelp reviews before we did this just so I could see people complaining about how fucking douchey it is. So good, but so douchey. They have one in Las Vegas. So the co-host of the Mail-In podcast, Sally and Lily, went there for their bachelorette party. I don't want to give out exact numbers, but they asked us

how much we spent at our dinner and it turns out we spent about three times as much of them. They weren't exactly pleased when we told them that last night at dinner. What are you going to do? Wait, did y'all go to dinner or just get Popeyes? Last night? We got pizza.

I thought y'all had Popeyes. Somebody got Popeyes oh they all had poppies for lunch wow and then drew and i got into town late drew was the bachelor and lily's fiance and then they ended up picking us up at the airport we went to go grab some pizza where back to my place pine house you get a beer off i had too many cocktails on the plane so i did not get a beer do you have drink tickets for Southwest? No, we just really just wanted to get some drinks on the plane yesterday, so we just went hard. And I have to say, it's the only time that I've had three drinks on a Southwest flight and been charged for all of them. The guy was a stickler. By the book. I'm not steaming on him

because I understand that he's doing his job and he shouldn't just be giving hungover dudes free drinks. But you know, it's just Thrill's one. You can just forget to come back with your credit card machine. How do those credit card machines work in the air? No one knows, man. It's like magic. It doesn't make sense. They have like a 56K modem.

I've never understood how they can stream music, or I'm sorry stream movies to planes. That's a whole lot of people streaming on one thing. My brain's not ready for this right now. Dude, Dylan, you have a severe white patch on the underside of your chin that I'm just noticing. For real? Like a strip of white. Dude, you know what?

I found a white chest hair this weekend. That's a first. Damn. It's kind of tight. Yeah. But, yeah, I got some white under the chin here, Dave. Sorry, man. It just shocked me.

You don't have to apologize. Yeah, it sounded like y'all had a good time. Do you know what's going to come of that basketball hoop in the pool? We took it out was it hard to get out see we had some big guys on this trip with us like big guys and so me helping get it out was not going to be the move so i just kind of let them handle it y'all didn't have to get like a jeep with like a wench on it no i super i supervised from the from the kitchen while they were doing it but i i decided to to hang back for. My buddy in high school had a Jeep with a winch,

and we used it a total of one time, and it was when we went mudding. I was just about to say, Jeep winch guy, the one time that it's ever useful to use a winch is the best day of that guy's life. Yeah. This one moment. It was the one time. What does a winch cost?

It's got to be a couple grand. I think so. At a minimum. What are you doing with a winch, man? You never know. When you need to, like, pull some shit. You never know when you need to take an oak tree out of the ground. We should have done more of that.

Just ripping up trees. A winch. No one needs a winch. I'm thinking about getting one for my Ford Fusion. Like, imagine your son, you know, your son's, like, in high school, whatever. He's 17. You get him a Jeep. Dad, will you buy me a winch?

No. You don't need a winch. Yeah, it would make more sense. There's dumb shit you ask for on your car, like a system. At least you're going to use the system every time you get into it. I still can't believe y'all had fucking systems in your car.

Oh yeah. So lame. Bumping down the street. So lame. Yeah. My trunk was rattling. So we were, so I,

this, this is the only MVP I moved, move. I made this entire trip coming up with this idea. Uh, it was a 45 minute drive from the house to dinner on Saturday night. And I was like, you know what?

If we all split up into like these random Ubers, it's going to be really lame. Um, and we're all going to kind of get beaten down by like the long trip. 45 minutes. It ain't nothing to, you know, I'm not going to poo poo 45 minutes.

That can, that can knock the wind out of your sails. So I was like sitting in the hot tub guy and I was like, dude, we should get a party bus. That was your idea. Yeah. and so we ended up uh renting a party bus i want what we really wanted ideally was a stretch hummer we just thought it'd be hilarious yeah like we just we just thought it'd be funny to pull up in a stretch hummer they only had like a regular corporate party bus so we rented that and then we didn't realize that we were pulling up to the restaurant and then the guy stops the the party bus in front of the restaurant

while we're blasting music and 15 dudes just pile out while hansen umbop is playing we walk in and i'm the first person to walk in the hostess just looked at us just like what the fuck are we about to go into the host dude it was stk like before. They were like, you guys found the right place. Yep. Right here. Sounds good. Some of the guys left early, like went to a bar beforehand

for a drink before dinner and we kind of prepped the waitress. We were like, just FYI, people are pretty, pretty excited for this dinner. So just like, we apologize if we are loud and rowdy.

And she was like, it's okay. That's why you come here. That's why you come to STK. Should we do our Christmas party there? Let's do, let's do our Christmas party at the one in Vegas. Don't hate that idea.

Count me in. I heard y'all got invited. I heard Dave was extending invites to Christmas parties on the mail-in. Damn, who did I invite? Lily. Oh yeah. Yeah.

Big for the squad. If you're on, if you're on twice, I think you get a bid. Hey, Will, did you hear that Dave and I were invited to Lily's wedding in Cabo? I did. I'm so happy about this. Dude, we're going to. This was kind of my idea, too.

And I think I planted the original seed that grew into this. Kind of feel like this might need to be a company event. I don't know. I'm just saying. We're all going. You trying to get Brett on board board too is that you mean well no i'm not i'd love i'd love for brett to be there but i'm just saying i mean was i not supposed to pay for my trip on the card i don't think so well dude dave is the most likely to expend something that he shouldn't be expensive yeah i've got a long that car just burns a hole in dave's wallet like he

unless he lets us sneak off to a spa day, puts it on the card. Like, Dave, what are you doing, dog? He's like, dude, it's for my mental health. That's right. Do you want me to come in here at 100% or 80%? Can we bring... Let's do an end-of-the-year wrap-up

after our first full year as a company and just figure out the absolute dumbest thing that we expensed. Dude... I don't think we've done anything too bad. Dylan and I have a mutual friend who's actually in my fantasy football league. You guys heard of this fantasy football?

When he was rush chair at T-State for our little organization, he would like... A little Taco Bell and shit would show up on the expanse. We're like, what? Really? I had heard that. He's going to deny it because I can already see Like he would. Really? Yeah. I had heard that.

He's going to deny it because I can already see him denying it. Wait, who? Give me initials. Dave is currently. Really? Hey, buddy. That little fucker. Dave was just like trying to like spell it with his eyes to Dylan.

It was Morse code. You wouldn't know Morse code. You were never a wee blow. You know what? Now I think about it. That isn't surprising. He's going to be pissed. He's a little weasel, man.

He was probably walking up to Taco Bell without a shirt on, wearing his basketball shorts, because the dude never wore a shirt in college. Yeah, he should not be given the trust of... Why didn't he wear a shirt? Was he jacked, or was he just the guy who didn't give a fuck about shirts? Yeah, he wasn't... Not like McConaughey, but just around the apartments where we all live

he would just hang out i mean he wasn't i mean he was in in good shape he's skinny like tiny nipples like tiny nipples like we've had a lot of like comedically tiny dylan hates odd nipples that's not true you really do cancel the dude's nipples on our patreon episode the other day they're just so big man Someone's got to cancel those. They look like coasters. You called them dinner plates. They look like dinner plates. What are you supposed to do?

People can't control their nipples, Dylan. I know they can't. People can get rid of their beer bellies, but they can't just shrink their nipples. You're right. It's body shaming. I shouldn't do it. Who was the MVP of this bachelor party? I asked that my vote and i again i don't want to name names because i don't these guys were i don't know i mean i was the outsider so i don't want like i don't want to bring up anything

that like they don't want me to talk about because i i'm the outsider how many of them were the best man the best man for the trip was the MVP. He just went hard. Good. And he didn't, like, everything he did was just hilarious, and I was just enjoying it. Like, he didn't, like, do anything inappropriate or anything. It was just all hilarious to me.

So I'm excited to see him again when this trip, when the wedding happens. How many of these guys listened to the pod? I don't think, I think, like, I think maybe one or two had ever heard it. How many times did you have to the pod i don't think i think like i think maybe one or two had ever heard it how many times did you have to explain what you do for a living um a decent amount people get people just get really confused when i say that we like just do podcasts is it like a side job like what do you do for like your real job it's like oh that's your

full time so you got full time that's what they ask like yeah it's just hard to explain it hard to explain so how do you make money yeah that's the question like that's that's the people that's the question people always want to ask so how do you actually make money and then you have to explain it to them yeah but it is what it is we have usually kickbacks and embezzling usually um if you are planning on having a bachelor party in san diego i highly recommend doing it if you are planning on having a bachelor party in San Diego, I highly recommend doing it. If you are planning on doing it and you need help planning it, do not come to me. I have no clue where I was the entire time. The only time I knew where I was was when I went to Carl's bet.

No, it wasn't because I was hammered. Like I just, usually when you go somewhere, you try to get the lay of the land. I just decided just to go fly by the seat of my pants and enjoy myself. San Diego is a pretty easy city to navigate. It's kind of just all up the coast. It's all along the coastline. But as far

as like the districts to go to for bars and stuff, I don't know where we were at what time and even where they were geographically. Probably went to Gaslamp. We did once. Did y'all drive on the 1? No. Is that one? Is that a highway? It is a highway. I call it the Uno.

Why? For our friends in the south yeah damn that's next level stuff right there put your uno in the air that's next level just uno uno cerveza it's pretty tight you know tijuana's right there too dave oh yeah so get a little mexican how's that doing that's one that they used to hear. I used to always hear it referenced in music. A lot of drug action. High drug activity. Tied. Well, so Drew jokingly...

It's not tied, actually, Dylan. Drugs are bad. Drew, Lily's fiance, jokingly told his mom that we were going to Tijuana. And rather than deterring us, she texted him back and said, well, did you tell everyone to bring their passport? Cause you can't get everybody in if you do that.

And we were just like, that is not what you should be telling us right now. Do you even need a passport anymore? I think you do. Yeah. You need it to go to Canada. They have like an optimized license that you could get. That is like,

it's a driver's license, but it looks a little different and you could get into Canada with it. I'm not sure if you could do Mexico, but the intent of that was just to make sure that it was easier for people to get into Canada. Is yours good to go, Dave? Is yours current? My passport? You're going to Cabo, man. Be careful.

I'm Gucci. I was behind a guy in line one day, and this was recently, and he was flying overseas. I think he was going to Turkey, and they were like, your passport expires while you're in Turkey, so you're not going to be able to get back. And the look on the guy's face was just so defeated. He had no clue what to do.

Fuck, I'm going anyway. What did he do? He went? Oh, hell yeah. He got on the plane. He had a Turkish passport, though. So I'm like, okay, maybe he's going home for a bit. Ooh, maybe he was a spy.

I don't know. Did you ask? I don't think I didn't get an honest answer. I didn't ask, yeah. Nah, man, I'm not a spy. I don't know. Did you ask? Oh. I don't think I didn't get an honest answer. I didn't ask, yeah. Nah, man, I'm not a spy. Nah. Are there air marshals

on every flight? No. Okay. I want to square up with one one day. No, you don't. You want to fight an air marshal? You do not want that smoke.

Okay. I think you're right. They just sit there and take naps and just wait for that one moment. I like to play a game when I fly and it's called

Convince People I'm the Air Marshal just by my body language. How boring is that job? You just fly all the time and nothing ever happens. They're the original good guys with guns. How many are there in the world? Air marshals? Are they secretiveive are they supposed to be secretive they're supposed to just dress like like an average joe i think

but yeah they don't have a uniform i know but like why don't they just have uniforms i don't know because if if i'm a hypothetical if i'm going to try to hijack or do something to it plain hypothetical i'm gonna go like my first person i go after is the guy in the uniform If I'm a hypothetical, if I'm going to try to hijack or do something to a plane, hypothetical, I'm going to go, like, my first person I go after is the guy in the uniform. Okay, true. Good point. Good point. I'm not saying they should wear uniforms.

I'm just looking for answers. Although seeing a guy in a uniform could deter you from making a move. Hey, they should wear referee outfits. With whistles? And, like, throw flags. I don't know. When people stand up when the plane lands, they just throw flags. I don't know. When people stand up when the plane lands

and Hockley gets on your flight, he throws flags. That's stupid. No, man. I just don't know if that's going to be effective. That's another thing I want to do. Dude, can you imagine?

I want to throw a flag one time at a game. Your make a wish sucks. No, it's good. Dude, you could do like some really cool stuff if you want. They're good.

They're just going to let you rest. The kid wants to throw a fucking flag out here okay fine pretty that's pretty cost efficient that's definitely in the budget oh man i'm excited for this next part what for our new sponsor alert? New sponsor. New sponsor alert. New sponsor alert. New sponsor alert. Hey, try it. Try it. Dude, we crushed that. I'm the number one hater of this.

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Oh, yucca? Yucca. Oh, I had that, too. I don't even know what yucca is. It was good. It's almost like a potato of some sort. It's some sort of carbohydrate. Holy crap, that's so good.

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that mentality. These surpass my expectations. Very happy. Hey, you know what time it is? What time is it? It's time for Dave's High School Football Minute. Blow the whistle, Dylan. That's actually not terrible. That's actually not terrible. y'all know i'm like the best yeah i've heard you do it the best whistler of all time you're a good what you

one of the probably the best one i've ever known yeah i've never really known anybody but then again most people don't talk about it no one whistles like me uh did you see what those panthers did this weekend i didn't they took down nationally ranked St. John's. Like the Carolina? What are you talking about here? The Duncanville Panthers. Oh, the Duncanville. 6A powerhouse. Had a nationally ranked team come into town and they went ahead

and just beat the shit out of them. What was the final score? 35-14. Holy shit. Like, don't come into our house. They wore their asses out. They're like,

welcome to our house. Bitch. Bitch. No, they're like, you know where you are? And they're like, where? You're in the jungle, baby. Is that what they said? They used to play Welcome to the Jungle before.

That was their music. Because Panther? When I was there. And I don't know if it's still the music, but I need to go to a home game. I should have gone. It was at Panther Field. It was not on TV, but I was following via the like max preps box score where were these other fellows from what state dc dc it's a prep school so one of those

ones that like poaches kids from around the country hey welcome to texas high school they have like can i ask a dumb question three five stars two four stars oh wow how did it i don't why are these teams playing each other it's just just like, so it's really good teams. They've been doing this more and more. Texas, I don't know if there's a UIL provision that limits their ability to do this, but in the past,

the state of Texas has been criticized by people who think way too hard and too much of high school football for not playing nationally ranked teams. Okay. And look what happens when they do yeah like and you know what like no one no one wants to schedule the panthers

dave i ride for your panthers and you know that right you should man they've got uh future long horn great i know jackson yeah kidway quarterback just just an athlete athlete got a hose on him. What? How many? He can throw the ball very far. How many? Oh. I mean, what? Hose? Oh. There's a lot of different jokes being made.

I'm sorry. No, it's okay. Please forgive me. I can't get mad at that. But, yeah, you know, it's just great to see. And I was looking at the rest of their schedule. I knew their district wasn't great. They should run the table.

It would have to have a pretty big upset for them not to. So, real fun starts in the playoffs. Are we going to the States? Yeah. Are we going to the ship? Most people are predicting them to get there. You never know because, you know, teams can come up out of nowhere. There's still – you know, there's teams in the area like Allen.

They'll have to get through DeSoto. Sometimes you just have to throw the record books out, you know there's teams in the in the area like Allen they'll have to get through DeSoto sometimes you just have to throw the record books out you know that's true might have to end up playing Katie shut the fuck up

oh man but god man good for god I love that it's people who hate my sports takes I'm just gonna start

talking to you guys in super generic tropes from sports movies I feel like I feel like that people don't hate your sports takes. You're too hard on yourself.

I mean, you talk a little too much soccer. Actually, that's kind of all you talk about. My schedule lately, I haven't even been able to watch any. You did take some heat for slamming Andrew Luck a little bit. No, I didn't slam him. I slammed the fans that cared about him. The Lions won yesterday. Dude, of course they did.

We're undefeated baby it's true one oh and one wow i actually watched it in the airport for a little bit love that that's always fun hey we say we did steam on southwest pretty hard last week i will say this their live tv on their flight uh was perfect yesterday southwest Southwest? Yes. On the phone? I was doing it on my laptop. And I watched a lot of stuff. At first, I thought you meant like the TV and the headrest thing. No, that's just, dude, Delta's the king of that. Yeah.

Those are clutch, though. Well, good, man. You know, we also have a major announcement. Yeah, the Whedon boys. Oh, 2-0. Looking tough. Is that the announcement? It's offense.

It gets me horned up, David. It's fucking crazy. I hate how good you guys are. You guys are so good. It's so annoying. The Cowboys look very strong. And it's early, and the teams that they beat are not necessarily. You got to beat the bad ones, too.

Yeah. And they're beating them with relative ease. I thought the Falcons were going to blow it last night. Dude, I was like, I almost feel bad. Watching that game, though, and they blew that lead, I was like, oh oh this is kind of sad Matt Ryan seems like a nice guy sure

he's got the ugliest hat in the game he looks like just a generic dude that would be like shooting pool at the bar where does he get that hat the silent hat that he wears I don't know

it's not good it's the ugliest thing not as bad as Romo's old like starter cap yeah he would wear backward but it's close

so that's our sports minute. I could talk combat sports. There's a pretty decent card. So a cowboy get knocked out by Justin Gagey, possibly Conor McGregor's next opponent. Conor's supposed to, I think Conor's fighting again. So that'll give us some content.

Did the Asian zombie fight this Korean zombie? Korean zombie. He did not fight. He was not on this card. Okay. He should have a fight coming up. If he, you know, you're right. Hard for for the zombie unless someone drives like a stake through his heart mcgregor's however you kill a zombie when did this come out that vampire i think that's a vampire korean vampire but you know they're allergic to garlic that's also a vampire

sunlight get some like right this pasta wait for from me sunlight garlic that's my impression of a vampire that's allergic to garlic it sounds like we're getting the mood for spooky season ooh

please easy on the garlic please I'm very allergic also I need gluten free oh this is so stupid vampires aren't

gluten free I've only I've been eating kettlebell kitchen for so long. What's your deal right now? I don't know. Dave's on one. I thought they draft kombucha.

Oh, my gut biome. I was on antibiotics for feeling under the weather. All right, let's go. This is going to be a perfect seggy into this next one. I suck. We do have an announcement, though, regarding spooky season. Can you turn some spooky music on? I don't have it.

We don't have that. We have crickets. Crickets are kind of spooky. Here's some crickets. What about forget about it, cuh? We don't need to go through all the files. Was that forget about it, cuh? No, that was crickets again.

Whatever. It doesn't matter. We got a big announcement. October, I'm officially dubbing it spooky season. Dude, no one's doing that. No one's doing that. And I got a bigger announcement. Out of all the months, how did you choose October?

Yeah, dude. It just seems like it's the spookiest. I got to say, I've been saying this for a long time. We need to do a podcast called Spooky Season. We need to drop it on the optimized tier of Patreon. And it needs to run weekly throughout the month of October. And it needs to feature yours truly. Any other guys in this room willing we were to run such a an episode

what would it what would be on it what's the content looking like good question not for the faint of heart okay are we gonna are we gonna speak that way during the whole that's how you have to talk when you're up. It'll be a graveyard smash. Welcome back. Hello. All right. We're back. All right, we're back.

This is stupid. We just combined. Okay, let's get serious for a second. Let's get serious about spooky season. But yeah, it's happening. It's going to, I need you. We got a, I will create an email address where you can email in your spookiest stories.

Now would be a good time to share that email. Spooky at washedmedia.com. Again, spooky at washedmedia.com. Hit me with your ghost stories, your UFO stories, your Yeti stories. Not the cooler. Matt, tell us what your cooler stories are. This all started because last year around the spooky season on a former small to midsize podcast, Dave had a story from his hometown that we dubbed good enough to read on this podcast. It had us all shook.

Dave made me read it at a bar one night and I was like, I don't want to be the dude sitting on some other dude's phone watching him watch me read this. By the end of it, I was like, I need to know more about this story. This is amazing. And now it's back.'s back i'm so excited for spooky it's back i will say better than ever it's not gonna it's gonna be i'm gonna come in here we're gonna talk we're gonna talk a different paranormal dude event each week it may be ghost like i said it could be ufo it could be uh hell-lockness monster. Man. This is going to be the spookiest month of all time. Could be werewolf.

Could be vampire. Okay. Can we decorate this dude a little bit? My personal favorite. Can I get some of those cobwebs that you can hang up? I hate that. They're so bad. They're so bad.

So no? You're saying? No. Okay. Yeah, I feel like we don't really need to. Well. We should wear costumes when we record and release the videos. Oh, dude, just one costume.

Yeah, let's just get different costumes every day. Okay, we can maybe make. I'm not going to. We'll pencil that in. We reserve the right to not do that. I have a costume. If I go out for Halloween this year, which I'm probably not going to. No, I think we might have to.

I have a costume I want to do. We might have to. Okay. If we have to for some other reason, then I'm down. That's going to be so spooky. So this is going to do. We might have to. Okay. If we have to for some other reason, then I'm down. So, this is going to drop. We don't know what day yet, but it is going to drop

the first week in October and it's going to go weekly. Tuesday, man. Tuesday. Tuesday sounds great. Tuesday, dude. Tuesday is arguably

the spookiest day. People want Tuesday, that Tuesday content. Should we drop it late night? Ooh, that's extra spooky. Oh, wow. No, we shouldn't drop it at night. Well, maybe. I don't know. We can just drop it normal time and if you want to listen to it at night. Oh, wow. We shouldn't drop it at night.

Well, maybe. I don't know. We can just drop it normal time and if you want to listen to it at night. You don't have to listen right when it's dropped. Save it for when the sun goes down. Yeah, it's not like we're doing a live recording. When is daylight savings, by the way?

Dude, no one knows. Yeah, you can't even look it up. It's impossible to look it up. I thought we got rid of that. I thought Congress got rid of that. Or something. Do people even care anymore? All you do is wake up and look at your phone and see what time it is.

Like, just adjust accordingly. I love it when it gets dark early. Me too. Me too. It's so spooky. I hate it because then I can't talk about going and playing, like, nine after work and then never doing it. You're the king of that. Dude, I might go get nine in.

I've done it a few times. You haven't. Fuck. Man. This is going to be fun I'm excited true stories only no second hand stories unless it's really good I like first hand

I don't want no hearsay it's always hard when it's like a second hand story is just tough it's got to be a story that's from you you can bring a secondhand story to us if you have like actual if it's like like newspaper if it was written up and you know the guy if there is if there is an actual article about this and you have additional information having those other materials would be huge yeah yeah yeah i need your source materials If it's like a town legend or something. Yeah.

Love a good town legend. Love a good town legend. Like Dylan and Sam Marcus? That's right. Ah, come on. No. They call him Ichabod Crane down there. I don't know why.

No one's ever called me that. Call him Dickabod Crane. Come on, man. Come on on he's always looking for that um so anyway i'm excited dude i'm so excited like dude now we get to like this is why we started watch media i think for this moment we were just like dude we can we can finally step in here and like do spooky stories again and if you're not into spooky season, just get out of my life. I don't need you. I don't like Halloween at all.

Oh, I love it. I don't like actually going and dressing up, but what I do love is just... Spooky season. Spooky season. I love Halloween movies and stuff like that. I really enjoy that. We could review a Halloween movie that maybe Dylan hasn't seen.

I assume Dylan hasn't seen. You know... Because it's a movie. Have you seen the A. Jess season previews? American Horror Story? Yeah, American Horror Story.

I don't watch that shit. It's called 1984. I gave up after season two. And it has very much of like a... Like a Jason... Like Lake Drowning situation. I've seen this trailer.

Correct. Yeah. And it looks kind of cool. I haven't been into the past one so much, but this one looks kind of cool. Just saying. You're just putting it out there. Just putting it out.

Do whatever you want with it. So go sign up on Patreon. It's going to be on our optimized content tier. What else do you get on the optimized? Obviously, you're going to get our Friday voicemail episode that we do. You're going to get any of our old Bachelor in Paradise or Bachelor or Bachelorette or new. That's going to drop on there as well when that's in season.

And also, you're going to get other stuff. Will's video. Did we talk about the video? You said you're uploading. Oh, yeah. That'll be up today. We do. Now that The Bachelor is coming to a close for the year,

and I don't think we're going to get a new Bachelor season until 2020. So we're going to do everything we can to have some fun and put some additional stuff on the feed so that if you're optimized, you'll be a happy camper. Yeah. Bachelor in Paradise, I love that. I love that season. I'm so ready for it to be over.

I'm pumped for the reunion tomorrow. Yes, absolutely. We don't even have one tonight, Bachelor in Paradise. Good, now you can watch Succession. I know. Yeah, apologies for us trying to watch Succession or talk about Succession. We couldn't do that

because that's on me. Well, I also just didn't watch it. Accidentally. How did you just forget? He was watching football. I don't know. What do you do on Sunday? I guess football is a slight distractor

from your normal routine. But like, on the plane ride home yesterday, all I could think about was how excited I was to go home and watch Succession. I just fell asleep halfway through because I was dead.

Yeah, you literally died. The fact that you're here right now is kind of spooky. I wish I would have. Spooky, it's a ghost. I would have rather died than clean up 15 piles of puke all morning. Oh.

Yeah. I've gotten some intel. She's apparently doing pretty good right now. Shout out to Rosie for going under the bed to puke. Dude, that made it so much more annoying for me to clean it up.

Oh, yeah, I didn't think about that. But she was embarrassed. Trying to hide the stains, man. Like, going under the bed? That's a great point. I'm going to take back the shout out, but shout out to her. I hope she's feeling better. And then I put her in her crate, and I was like,

oh, I'm going to confine her to this small space. And then, no, then you just get puked all over yourself. Really fun. You've got to love it. Any of of the guys so from your bachelor party where was there a group text yeah is that has anybody like been hanging on clinging like sending out like oh i feel like shit no i'll say this i didn't know any of the guys going into it pretty much i knew i knew two two or three of them going into the bachelor party and now that i know who's who on the group text i find it way more amusing and they've been pretty entertaining today uh recapping how miserable their days have been did you make some lifelong friends

no i have a sneaky feeling that like half of them just hated me they just put up with me because i knew they have to yeah i can understand that's fine that's fine um who went low anybody go go low at TP? The Bachelor. What'd he shoot? Drew. 75. I'm sick of him.

Another dude in our group, eagled to 18 to shoot a 78. Oh, hell yeah. That's a great way to finish. Oh, he... It was electric, too. Because that's when everybody was up there, too. And so he just hit this eagle putt.

Everyone went nuts. So y'all were playing your own balls? Yeah. Tired. Yep. Yeah, we had a game going and stuff. I don't know. I definitely lost money.

I suck. Whatever. Do we have anything else today, guys? I'm so excited for this pod, this spooky season pod. Yeah. Yes. You know today's episode was also brought to you by Quip? Sure did, man.

Isn't that exciting? I actually used mine this weekend in my dop kit as I traveled to San Diego. I used mine this morning to brush my teeth. I used mine on the reg, so whatever. Yep. I mean, these things have everything. They literally have everything they literally have everything built-in two-minute timer pulses with every 30 seconds and so just reminds you to switch

sides and you know help you clean your whole mouth yeah i've always noticed that like the back upper left of your mouth dylan is really dirty have you yeah a lot of people so like you need to start using those sensitive sonic vibrations more but i mean such a sweet vomit show come on come on they also have and this is why i shouted out for the uh the trip this time they also have the multi-use cover that works at a stand it mounts to mirrors and it slides over the bristles to protect it on the go i mean you don't like opening your dop kit and seeing that you have a bunch of like aftershave spill all over you know me how i am with germs oh you're a germ boy i don't like opening your dop kit and seeing that you have a bunch of aftershave spill all over it. You know me, how I am with germs. Oh, you're a germ boy.

If I see the bristles touching the bottom of my dop kit, I'm not using it. That's going in the trash. That's why this cover is huge for me. Dude. Yep. But I mean, these things just help for so many different reasons. People always brush too hard, and some of these electric toothbrushes are too abrasive. Not this one.

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That's your first refill pack free at g-e-t-q-u-i-p.com slash circling back refill packs are great you get some toothpaste new head some batteries just it's just the best love that uh what do we got going on this week wednesday we got uh listener voicemails i'm sorry i got wednesday we got listener voicemails. Sorry. Wednesday, we got Bachelor in Paradise recap. I got a new seggy. Okay. I'm excited for it. Are you going to holster it? You inspired it at the beginning of this podcast.

There was something you said you would wish you had looked at before. Okay. It's something we've done in different forms in the past. Okay. Mainly editorial, but I'm going to bring it to pod. Okay. And I think we're going to have fun with it. Oh, I have one last thing to say as well.

Floor is yours. To everyone who responded to, uh, Brett's message on, on Reddit with your feedback. Thank you. We are taking it into account. Uh,

and we are going to figure out a way to, uh, make some people happy. And, uh, all of your feedback or things that we've tossed around before. Nothing was crazy like news or any mind-blowing revelations. It's all things that we kind of wanted confirmation on,

and I think we got a lot of it. So keep an eye out for stuff in the future. You got any of those you want to talk about that you might? No, I'm not. Are you bringing the forums back? Nothing comes to mind, David. Okay. Yeah, the forum is back. It's called Reddit. Oh, okay. called reddit oh okay you know cool cool cool feel free to go post away

okay i mean i thought there might be something else like a grooming thing no hygiene there's absolutely nothing else for me to address right now david but thank you for asking hoping all right i mean we're good i just i read look i was reading the comments. We're on day six. Spooky season. Two weeks away. We are on day six. Is it really two weeks? Yeah, bitch. All right. These people got to get their emails in now.

Oh, man. Today is the 16th. This can be hard to top some of our stories from the past. It was good. It was good. Those were really good ones. If you sent one, okay, because we might have done a call out. I probably sent a call out when we first started this pod,

and some people did email me. I'll go back and find those. But if you want to re-email them to spooky at washedmedia.com, please do that. Yeah. And by the way, should we make some merch for Spooky Season? Dude, maybe we should make a Spooky Season shirt. Dude, I would buy that.

You got any promo codes? Not yet. We'll figure one out. I need your promo codes from the city of San Diego. Uh-uh. Trust me, we didn't get any discounts. We did not get any discounts in that damn city. When you go do something like that and you go to a tight steakhouse or a club or a bar,

do you ever get a gram off a story off immediately and tag the place and hope that they they come see it and they look and see like oh he's got a decent following so then they come over and i wish i would have i honestly i honestly do that i i i hope that someone like who runs their social media like notices that a micro influencer is there i think at one point i just told her i was like if you were i think i just told the waitress like if you're walking back up the stairs just bring like a tray of martinis like well like the guys you were drinking the guys all want martinis right now oh you said it was a bad night to be a martini with blue cheese olives and sure enough uh it was how many martinis can you drink man i

love martini uh not that many because i mean they do pack a punch i think i had at that dinner i think i had four which is a lot it seems like a ton that sounds dope it's a lot to be fair i had to go to i had to go home that night before everybody else like i hit a wall way earlier than everybody else so i uh i think you played it right i mean i guess belly full of steak martini go to bed i went to one club after realized that you know i i couldn't run with the big dogs anymore, so I had to dip out. Oh, well. Yeah, you're just a little dog. You just stay on the porch.

Yep. Bitch. Should we get out of here? What kind of little dog is Will? Spooky. I'm not, dude. A little schnauzer. Shut up.

He's like a... A little Jack Russell, which are great dogs. Don't get me wrong. He's a cocker spaniel to me. You know what I'm saying? Look at him, dude. Stop. to me you know i'm saying look at him dude what are you um german short hair pointer are you really yeah gsp yeah i was gonna say you're a doberman you are kind of leaning dude there's a dope doberman at the vet today when dude are they fake mean or mean such a good good looking dog. Oh my God.

Dylan just sat in the waiting room with a vet today while I was in there with Rosie for 45 minutes. Yeah. Like what a friend. Yeah, I'm a real one. I would have done that for you. I would not have done that for you.

I wanted to take that Doberman home with me. I think somebody owned it which is why they were bringing it to the vet. Well, yeah, that's why I just left it. I let it be. Like you can't just treat vet offices like stores. Such a noble-looking beast.

It is a noble. It's slick. They just look athletic. Yeah. So. So, yeah. Okay, well, that was fun. Let's wrap it up.

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