Circling Back - Saratoga Water & Tiger Hard Launches

Episode Date: March 24, 2025

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We are coming day after day we are coming All right, we're back circling back podcast Monday March 24th, my name is will defreeze It's my left David are off I'm on Monday, March 24th. My the window. Our neighborhood like it was pretty was a sopping wet two inches too. Oh yeah. I don't understand that coming in sideways got a little

hail pellets. Yeah. I don't think it dinged my car up too bad. Just tap just tapping on the window. You know, hey bud. Yeah, right here. Just letting you know. It's full frozen stuff. Delightful though. Nice springtime storm here in central Texas. I opened

the window when Lotus was on. I had to close the window. It was too loud. I couldn't hear the damn show, but I do love the sound of rain just coming in through that window, man. The storm took our AC out last night, and Sally decided she was

going to open a window in our bedroom to get some air circulation. And as she started to do that I Saw a bug about this big on the window scamper down and I said yeah keep that window shut Hoss Yeah, I'm not I'm not waking up with a centipede in my mouth. No, they're in it man. We've all been there, huh? Oh, yeah, wait, so just the AC Hi, did y'all get a little flash little flicker? What happened? I think I think there must have been a some type of flicker and I think that flicker might have affected the nest the coming out this way and gonna figure that out. Feeling shivery. Man, it just feels like one of those weeks where everything's just gonna hit and we're just gonna be in our bags and the content's gonna be popping and I'm excited to see what's to come. I don't know what vibes you're getting from this from this week that give you that inclination I just feel like there's a like a subtle but palpable buzz just but palpable just kind of You know a foot

Palpable I don't know we got we got post Vegas puffy face low-energy. Well, we got Leaky tubes Randy we got it's it's none of its good Let's clarify what leaky tubes mean. My brake fluid might be dripping out of my car and I might got some of my eye too. So this is going to be a f***ing... Oh no. Sorry, Randy. Leaky tubes.

Leaky tubes. Leaky tubes could be a number of things. There's a lot of tubes out there. Yeah. Tube adjacent items. A lot of tubular stuff. Sure. I had the brisket enchiladas last night, more than there in a minute. the Stel and I had a nice two and a half mile walk this morning around the trail. Yeah, two and a half miles around the trail this morning. Figured you would have done like seven. That post rain, everything just felt, you know, a little moist and but, you know,

fresh and crisp out there. It was nice, man. Moist, fresh, crisp. Yeah. Hungry. Hungry. I'm excited for today's program. It sounds, you've set the bar pretty high for this here show. We got a good runny, too. hungry. Hungry. I'm excited for today's program. It sounds you've set the bar pretty high for this here show. We got a good Ronnie

too. Leaky tubes, Ronnie, made a rock, will to freeze. I'm not saying leaky tubes anymore. I'm going to go get a beer. We gotta flip Randy's day around. We'll make that happen. Get you a cold beer, Hoss. Go get a beer, Hoss. Go get a beer. I think I saw a sour in

there that might taste good on Monday morning. We got a little if you don't want a cold beer, we gotta give a shout out to back or Ian came by. Got a bottle eagle rare up on that fridge someone just take it no damn it dude no we do this thing people bring it Brett Brett has gotten enough free shit we can use it as like a mile like no celebratory milestones no no we've done this before we have champagne in that fridge for two years that we haven't done anything with do we have champagne in there

ship we're waiting for doing's uh. If I learn anything about people bringing nice liquor into this office, we set it aside for something nice and then no one touches it and then we someone brings it home three years later. Let's have whiskey Thursdays. No. Ah.

No. Actually, here's the thing, man. I'm not drinking hard liquor at work when I gotta go home and take care of two kids after. I'm trying to start a new initiative around here where I encourage all of the employees to drink more to get more creative. Really? I used to work at a company that did that.

Yeah, so never mind. Brandex had a company initiative that lasted, I think, an hour of encouraging some people to have some beers and get more creative. And then I think there was another message that went through that was like, I mean, don't drink too much. I think HR stepped in and was like, hey, they gotta drive home at the end of the day. Nobody, there was, we don't work downtown. Damn.

Fun stuff, good times. I like drinking liquor though, with you, Dylan. You know, Dave, I really do. I'm gonna coastline that. I like drinking with you, you Dylan. You know Dave I really I really like drinking with you bud. I really like it. I like to guide you through whatever it is you're going through. So when you were crying to me on Friday at Twin Peaks. Yeah you were there for me bud. At the table. I'll never forget that. As Beko was taking over. I don't know their name. I mean I should know the answer to this question. Why'd you all decide to go to Twin Peaks?

Dude, the tournament was on bro. Freaking madness. It was March Madness. Bro. What like what are the top spots to go watch March Madness in Austin? There's not a lot. They have a legit setup there. I must say. I was not familiar with their

game and it's not bad. The Twin Peaks Austin doesn't hit like other Twin Peaks though. Like it's not as rowdy. They have a lot of fun. They have a lot of rowdiness and it's a lot of fun and rowdiness if you do it to like a scale. Right. But compared to some of the other ones I've been to where it's like it's more of a scene. Dudes are getting after it.

This one's more like, oh, I don't know, maybe the code enforcement guys hugging the waitress when they leave kind of vibes, which you just you hate to see. And they did happen. That actually did happen. Randy, I don't know if you were there for that, but it was a thing that happened. Yeah, I was there. That's it. That's your opportunity to speak. Alright. You got bit madness going on.

Probably something to say. Bit madness goes off tomorrow. We're going to be recording I think tomorrow afternoon unless anything's changed in the meantime. Do you know it tomorrow? Be on the paywall newsletter as always washedout

sub stack dot com. If you want to see our pretty faces talking maybe we can even blow your mind if you've been listening for 10 years and you don't know what we look like, go to youtube.com slash circling back. Oh yeah. By the way, our, our, our good friend, uh, intern Klein is begging to be a guest on Do You Know It Tomorrow.

You have to sit, he would have replaced someone which is doable. I'm producing. Are you really? If we wanted to make that happen. He says he wants to be sure you're producing. I thought you won last time. This is a you're just making jokes and a dickhead. I'm being a real jerk.

I'm sorry. Anyway, did you some eagle rare house? I don't think so, but poor finger up. We're doing a what did you call Liquor Mondays? I didn't say that. What'd you call it? Whiskey. I said whiskey. Okay. Whiskey Monday. We'll do that now. You just wanted to say liquor because it has like a there's a double entendre there. I know. I know. I don't speak French, my guy. Maybe the Eagle Rare can be the award for

Influencer Week which I wish we would have done last week based on the person that took over the entire timeline. We need to do Influencer Week. My idea to have the listeners get clued in, my idea for Listener Week is simply each of us has to take one format of a very influencer-y video. I don't know, maybe your morning routine

and uh And we have to all do one and whoever does the most numbers gets the bottle of liquor that was nicely given to us by noted backer Ian I still think it's a great idea. It's definitely a good idea. I don't even know if I need the incentive of booze I just want like the clout It's a clout play I don't even know if I need the incentive of booze. I just want like the clout to cloud play. I was rubbing a banana on

my face this morning. Just thinking about how good of an idea it was. Let's do this. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We have a party and it was lit. I

got yelled at by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun. And they've got it. David Wartrows, let's go. This weekend in fun presented by Roeback, Wash 20 gets you 20% off everything at Roeback.com. My mother-in-law asked me for a Roeback code as I de-planned yesterday. Hit her with that Wash 20. You know, she's trying to cop before summer. Oh, she's got to play her.

Got to, dude. They got everything right now. You got the Masters coming up. If you're trying to get a little saucy for your party, the I'm going to wear a bad one so I can wear it as a kilt on the golf course. Dude, Scorts are that's where it's at. I might just start rocking Scorts on the golf course. I think you should show me. You could cover my swamp **** I did the on the back part yesterday to cover up. Why don't you just let it

rock. It's a little swampy. I felt like I needed to do it. Get you some athletic material halls. Yeah. Maybe get some looper delta joggers. This lightweight hoodie is gas. Yeah. Dylan ends up buying a bunch of stuff or just asking for a bunch of stuff from Roeback that he knows is like nice as hell and it doesn't tell us and then he just has something that we don't have and that hoodie looks nice. Or I'm like, hey, I'm putting in an order for Roeback. Let me know what you guys want.

And then like, we'll get like one polo and he's like, oh, I didn't know they had that stuff. Like just look at the website. You're gatekeeping. You are gatekeeping, dude. You are gatekeeping. like, I don't know. Will gets like one polo and he's like, oh, I didn't know they had that stuff. Like, just look at the website. You're gatekeeping. You are gatekeeping, dude. You are gatekeeping. Anyway, they got everything over there. moisture wicking, polos,

joggers, shorts. I love the new shorts. The the new athletic shorts. Those things are light and airy. I would like to, I would like to wear those on a municipal golf course on a tea time near you. Go to RoeBac.com, use Wash20, gets you 20% off everything on your first order. Again, RoeBac.com, promo code Wash20. Dillion, what'd you do this weekend?

Thanks for asking, Will. Had a pretty lovely weekend for myself. Friday, didn't do a whole lot, kind of just chilled with Chelsea and with Parks. Had had a nice little din din. What was your din din? And you're talking about three dinners ago. You said it was a nice little din din. I just said that. I don't even know what the fuck we had.

I'm sure the guy has a. I'm sure it was good. OK. Yeah. Saturday. Big day. Decided to have a little outing on South Congress with Chelsea. You bounce around to some shops. She got some new sunglasses. I got some clothes. Went to store. Haven't been to yet. Stagged. Great store. We had a couple margaritas at Joanne's. You've been craving those. Stag. Great store. We had a couple of margaritas at Joann's. From my money. You've been craving those.

You've been craving those marks. One of the best marks in Austin. I like the Frozen so I can only speak to that one. It's so good. Highly suggest. From my experience, they are some of the strongest margaritas in Austin, I feel like.

Oh yeah. Whenever, if I have two of those things, I feel like I am tanked. It's not a criticism. OK, they're good. They're really good. And then we had a little home slice. Little home slice. That's a murderer's row, dude.

I know we had we had a day you played. You said you played your Zocard. I did. Saturday. Yeah. OK. OK. I got the number six. It had a ricotta cheese. Randy? Red pepper. Did you fold it over? Pepperoni.

Or did you knife and fork it? Or did you spork it? I did not use a spork. I don't think they have sporks there. I don't know what they have. It's weird to eat pizza with a spork. Some people have done it. I just ate it the traditional regular way.

Do you fold it? I fold it when that's necessary, yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't like to fold normally, but I respect when it's that's necessary. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I don't like the fold normally But I respect when it needs to happen. Yes, sorry, dude. Just asking questions didn't mean for you to get so defensive. Yeah Yeah, whoa, dude. It was quite a decision Zoc or dude. Just asking quite a fence. We didn't swear you in sheesh Sunday parks little baseball practice he was shaking off a spring break and it was just like Just walk just walk just pouty and just like dude, come on.

Get through it. He was just so tired. That time of year. I do come on man making us look bad out here. Little metal ranchos last night with the boys minus well, it was me it was my friend David rough over here, guy that I drink liquor with. I liked it so much I wore the hat today. It was our friend intern Klein. Whoa.

And Brett Merriman, who sits out there during this program. We had an excellent time. Table over from us was Alex Jones, which was kind of fun. Folks. He was deleting whatever he was eating. Did you know you could get the you can get the enchiladas now not only with telmeteo but you

could get them stuffed with brisket. What did he order? Could you tell? Dude, I don't want to, I'm one of those people, especially with a real wild card like him, I don't want to get caught looking too much because I don't, I've never heard about him twisting off on somebody but if someone's going to twist off on me, I don't want it to be him. He he looks very very very very Approachable hey, why are you looking at my case? It is you goddamn son of a bitch. He looked extremely unapproachable Did he not he has a little goatee now? Yeah, he does He's he's rebranded. It doesn't look he's he's aged quite a bit over the last five years It looks like he was got in great shape though

I wanted to hear the iconic scratchy voice that we all know but he was just eating. He was just stuffing his face the whole time. So, I think he intentionally talks lower and also goes to Matt's because we've seen him there

before because it's loud because his voice. Yeah, I've seen him other places and it's like, Carrie, you got him son of a **** Hey, I we ordered a skinny two years ago. I need a little help at this table. Yeah. Yeah. And also the

other table over was the influencer who once held uh Will's child because Micah for some reason handed him to her. It's a good photo at Matto Ranchos years ago. Champa with no context. You'd think that's a great photo of a beautiful

couple with a new child. I think it's Champagne and Chanel, something like that. Micah completely out of pocket, took my child and went and asked her for a photo. And so there's a photo of just Micah with this influencer on the mat's patio holding my older son Fritz. Yeah, interesting night for sure. And that's it. I had a great weekend, man. Good way to cap off the weekend. I haven't seen Clyde in a long's it. I had a great weekend, man. Good way to cap off the weekend. I haven't seen client in a long time. So, uh I now yield my time to

David. Yeah. Had a nice little din din. Yeah. Yeah. Um let's get to the good stuff. Yeah. So, I'm officially caught up on 1923. Officially caught up on SEV. Uh finale of Severance. You up on Severance? Oh yeah, you did. He's already he's

already been tween. Oh baby. Okay. Um had some time to myself Saturday as um uh my and half hours to hang out. What did I do? No, not that. Didn't play my Zoc hard folks. No, I went to the golf course. I went to uh Grey Rock and

shipped and putted for like an hour and it was delightful. Damn, you left the house when the house was empty. I know, I know. That's dog behavior. It's nice to leave the house and not feel like, feel guilty because you're not there and there's two kids going crazy there.

So I decided to utilize that. And yeah, I went out there. It's not, look, here's the deal. If you play golf in Southwest Austin, you know about gray rock. I can't speak for the course as I didn't play it, but the practice green, the chipping green specifically, you're chipping off dirt.

And so a few patches of grass here or there. So you gotta really pick it clean. And it really, it's kind of a stress makes diamonds. Or what did we say? Grapes, heat makes grapes. Fracking fluid makes grapes better for wine or something. We had some conversation recently. It's the strain, Dave. That's right. Saturday night, man, I was so gassed. I actually also

went on a long walk with my baby, Sam, and our dog, Randy. It wasn't a seven-mile walk like Dylan frequently goes on, but it was good. By the time nine o'clock rolled around post-dinner. I was exhausted. I was in bed like ten o'clock zero light beers consumed NF confession saved that for Sunday Good night sleep Saturday rolled right into Sunday where I had the morning to prep for the lunchtime golf round Brett intern Klein Our buddy Klein's buddy, but our buddy now, Andrew, hosted us out at Barton Creek. Played one of the two FAS courses. The FAS has a Foothills, played Foothills. Straight up, I've got the golf bug. It finally hit. It's only the second

round I've played this year. It's the best I've hit my irons in probably two years We had a blast light beers consumed rode in a car with Brett Boys were just having a great time Barton Creek's interesting because it's a private course, but you get like the tourists out there people stay in there It's a vibe. I'd like to go back out there and hit the pool Their pool stitch is pretty pretty good. It's real good played the part threes one over which is like For a guy who hasn't hit us a good iron in a long time is very good. It's very good for me So I will be I'll be getting into golf. I'll be making up my entire personality here very shortly

I'm in and then we did Matt's as Dylan mentioned I'm gonna talk about the entire personality here very shortly. I'm in. And then we did Matt's as Dylan mentioned. Yeah, I did spot the back of Alex Jones head. I will pat myself on the back for knowing like that's definitely him. I know the back of that head when I've, you know, when it walks in. He's just got an aura about him too. People were looking.

Was he aura farming at the table? We eventually saw the front of his head to confirm. Klein, Klein, did you notice Klein when we walked out, Klein turned around to look at him and then dropped his phone and it was like a whole thing. No, I didn't. Klein fumbled like, can't rubberneck Alex Jones and get away with it. Dude, no, I, we had to get out of there and then we had that storm last night. Total piss job. Phenomenal. How about you? Las Vegas, Nevada. Flew out Thursday morning. Spent the day, I went to the Fontainebleau Spa for the day, hung out,

mobbed. Got a massage because I've been having some back issues that have really made my golf life terrible. And if I want to get the golf bug, I got to get these back issues out. Yeah, and then hit the sphere three nights in a row. It was a great time. Sally's, all Sally's favorite songs got played the two nights that she did not go, which was devastating to her.

And they also decided to play Eric Clapton's Lay Down Sally for the first time. To miss that, if your name is Sally, that's tough. What if they play Lay Down Dave and you're not there for it and you have tickets the next night? You're like, what's, what do I do? But all in all pretty tame Vegas trip. I mean we did a little pool day, just kind of floating around, watched a little basketball, hit the sports book on Saturday, lost my ass on McNeese State. When you get financially invested in

their hype man team manager and that's and that's when you start just you know throwing out cash because you want to ride with him. It doesn't always work out in your favor. Did play about 45 minutes of blackjack where I I had a net winning of zero dollars. Broke even. That's a dub. That's a dub, baby. We got one modello out of it and some friendship. That's a free. It's a way to look at it. Exactly. Exactly. No, no complaints there. Walking out of the casino with the exact

amount you walked in with never feels too bad. Never. Um and yeah, yeah. I I set a record. I set another record uh in the sphere for drinking zero beers and taking zero peas over three nights. No one's doing that. Some some are saying I'm in the sphere for drinking zero beers and taking zero peas over three nights. No one's doing that. Some some are saying I'm raw dog in the sphere. Yeah, I had a good time overall. Ate

some great meals. Mash some poolside chicken tendies. I did play my my sports book Zocard. It was a flatbread card. Does that count if it was like a Zah? That's technically a flat bread.. It was a flat bread card. Does that count? If it was like a aza, that's technically a flat bread. What does the text say on that day? I need to know more. I

gotta kind of put me on the spot. Okay. I'll have my lawyer draft up a uh study on this for you. What is it like a red baron? No. No. I think you imagine. I think they got the proprietary pizza over at the Fountain Blue. You imagine Fountain Blue just serving red bar Baron pizza. They might want to look into it because that pizza goes.

Yeah. Give it to you and that little thing, you set it on the tray and put it in your microwave and it helps crisp it up. That's true. Yeah. Really it's just giving you microplastics probably. Props. Shout out Red Baron.

Shout out Red Baron. Shout out Red Baron. Got home yesterday around lunchtime. Uh, didn't have much energy in the tank. Didn't have much. Uh, I had to wake wake up yesterday about 530 to catch our flight and did get to see noted rapper Tyga walking through the lobby of the hotel. Our friend from the EDM crew. Yep yep he did not remember me from the EDM crews. I tried to give him the look like hey we know each other. Does he have security? He did. He did. It was just him

and his two security guards. I tried to hit him with a hey, tiger, and my voice cracked. So I cut that off. Yeah, I got home last night. Didn't do shit. Didn't do shit, boys. I couldn't keep my eyes open at about six forty five. Fell asleep on the couch for about an hour.

Ooh, a little nap, a little post Vegas nap. Yeah, 6.45 to 7.45, shut the old eyes, got the kids to bed and then called it a day. Called it a day. Did you end up watching what we talked about on the plane? Gemstones? Did not. I watched my plane entertainment went as far as,

on the way out there, I watched a documentary that I've been waiting to watch for a while and it's finally not exclusively on Showtime. So I watched Meet Me in the Bathroom which is about the kind of indie scene in 1999 in Brooklyn, New York. Got the strokes, yeah yeah yeahs, that kind of thing. Good documentary. On the way home I watched Wolfs starring George Clooney and Brad Pitt on Apple TV. Doesn't get the Will recommendation. Wasn't that impressed with this movie. It's all star cast. Yeah. Yeah. Not impressed. And that's all she wrote. Randy, you got some new kicks? Yeah, we got a new the last one. I'm going to the like they had that sphere just stank on. I gotta let them air out for a little bit. Those things look nasty. Yeah. Nasty boys. Nasty business over there. Uh did pop a couple Lucys while I was uh chilling out max and relaxing all cool in Las Vegas. I popped one about uh 30 minutes ago.

Man what the 100% pure nicotine always tobacco free pouches? Uh this uh this one happens to be a breaker but yeah. What the one with the extra surprise in it? Yeah, the little flavor capsule. It feels so cool when you crush down on it with your teeth and just releases this awesome flavor and you feel just fucking great. Yeah, that one. Yeah, I'm familiar. Set yourself up with a subscription.

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up and it caught a lot of life really quickly. Of course, we're talking about the the main character on Twitter over the weekend and it was Ashton Hall, the influencer who shared his morning routine with the world and I said in the text group that this kind of felt like old Twitter to me. It was just fun. Have you all seen Ashton Hall before? Yes and the reason I know who he is because I have been served, I think on Instagram Reels,

his slow motion sprinting videos. Okay. Have you seen these? No. So he does these videos where he just goes to a track and he puts on his little vest. I don't know what those things actually are, but he's shirtless with like a tiny little vest

he wears over his chest. And he just sprints full on and their videos are in slow motion and he is extremely jacked as you can see right here in this still image of him and it's just this jacked dude just running and it's it's impressive to watch. I think he was a running back actually for a small small program somewhere. He was I saw I saw the screenshot of his player profile

floating around there somewhere. I'd only seen him once and it was just scrolling and it got served to me and I thought like, I just chalked it up as like, this is an absurd video. What's this idiot doing? Why is he pouring Saratoga Springs water into a bowl? I feel bad for him. Why?

I mean, he's got his shirt off in this clip that we've got up right now. And like his arms are just so like bulgy and muscular. It's like, it's like nobody told him. He didn't have like a crew around and be like, dude, thin as him. Yeah. Like we're not doing big arms in 2025, dude.

So I saw someone say that this dude, like, he's not, you know, he's not an athlete anymore. He's just, he's just big for no reason. And I thought that was funny. This is big for no reason. Yeah, but he's sure. Okay, so he shares his morning routine. And the first the first shot it has, they're all timestamps. So he's up at 352 in the morning, which is just really early.

I feel like you need more sleep than that. I don't know what time he's going to bed but he wears the um The tape that keeps your mouth shut when you sleep which I guess has some the video of him like absolutely stomping on a treadmill about two hours into having Mouth tape on It's so unnecessary Yeah Going to the gym driving to the gym with your mouth tape on and then doing a full workout with mouth tape on. It's so unnecessary. Yeah. Going to the gym, driving to the gym with your mouth

tape on and then doing a full workout with mouth tape on is just doing the most. Oh, I didn't know he worked out with mouth tape on. I've watched most of his videos at this point. This guy is a caricature. Oh, he wears the same underwear I wear. Sax, great underwear. I just noticed that. Non-spawn, dude. Non-spawn. Why are you looking down there? He's working with he's a hot he's a hot man. I'm a lulu underwear boy him too actually Dude try stance underwear. No, I was trying to I don't need to try anything anytime. I've deviated in the in recent years from lulu I've been dude stance regretting blend has the pouch. They're fucking fun. I don't need the neither How's dude? Oh, I'm a big pouch guy. No, see you might need a thought of I don't need it, you know I'm a poucher.

I'm not looking for a Gulf of America shrimp down there. Okay. Randy. Neither am I. Randy somehow knows. Okay. Should we play the video or just- Can I say something about mouth tape?

My dentist, who we know, shout out Dr. DeVry, she's been trying to get me to sleep with mouth tape to like promote breathing through my nose. My dentists as well. My problem is I have a, for the second, maybe third time in my life, I have a deviated septum. I don't think I get like the airflow. That's why you need a pair with the nose tape.

So I have the nose, I don't have that. He hits the nose tape hard. I don't know how, okay, I have those little things. It just doesn't feel like they actually do anything. It's feeling, it just kind of stretches the skin. Maybe that's doing something, I don't know. My favorite part of this entire thing is just people pointing out the dumb shit

he's fucking doing. My favorite one was when he's diving into the water and it's 7.36, and then when he actually gets in the water at 7. if you really he had four minutes of hang time. Someone did a video of him jumping in the water and it's all time stamped and he he dives and then it just it's like playing music or something it shows the time just ticking away and then four minutes later into the video he finally hits the water. It's just so fucking stupid. One of my

favorite parts of this is when he finally is doing work, I think he just bullshit for the first six hours of his day. But he's finally, I guess he's at a home office, I'm not really sure. But it has like a four second clip of him talking to someone on the phone. And he says, looking at a bro, we gotta get to at least 10,000,

which is like the most generic, like I'm trying to close a deal language you can come up with. If you actually look at the, if you look closely, he edits that together. I don't know if, I don't know if Rainey may have noticed it because he has a good eye for this kind of stuff, but during that clip, he has to like edit that one line that he has in the whole thing.

It's really funny. I don't know if you wanna get to that point. He just, he, got a lot of followers. He just does so much. He does so much. So much. And he doesn't actually do this, right? This isn't his actual daily routine.

But yeah, he is taking the daily vlog and souping it up so much to the point of absurdity. Clearly, he has a neon light that he just sets to the side of absurdity. Clearly he has a neon light that he just sets to the side before every shot unless he's just got perfect Instagram neon lights littered throughout his entire penthouse apartment. At 4 a.m. he goes out to his balcony. It looks like a pretty dope high rise that he lives in

and just bangs out some pushups real quick and drinks his uh. Not full ones, just to get a little pump. Yeah, just to get a little pump and get the blood rushed in a little bit. And of course he's just pounding Saratoga water the whole time. Is this a sponsored thing? No, I don't think it is. I would like to know the reasoning behind it.

Like if I have one question that I can ask our man Ashton, why the Saratoga? And you know the water in New York state is different. True. He's a big ice face ice bath guy. Oh yeah. Does it throughout the day. What does it do for you? I think it just tightens your face.

Closes your pores up. Well, I think it also, I think it might make you, it makes your skin a little more taut. Okay. It's great to do after a night of drinking. Like it actually, it actually does feel great. Can enhance blood flow. I looked this up on my AI tool that I'm leveraging.

Are we gonna start doing it? Reduce inflammation. I've done it, but the problem is like, you have to have like a towel. It's kind of a mess. Yeah. What is ChatCUM? Oh, you haven't tried this yet?

No. Oh, I've been leveraging it for a minute. He used to check. Hold on, we're still in beta. Okay, another funny part of the video is someone pointed out that when he eats the banana, he eats it the non-gay way. We're just gonna break it apart.

And then he takes the peel and rub it on his face. That's a thing. What does that do? That's a thing. Is that a real thing? It's a real thing, unfortunately, but I can't imagine it does much. The only thing I can think of that would be better is if he were to boil it and maybe

try to smoke the banana peel. He should. Like me and my buddies in seventh grade. Okay. It doesn't do anything. So there is some benefit to rubbing the peel on your face, Will, that you know about? No, but Sally had told me that influencers were doing it at one point. And then when I showed her the video last night of this guy, she goes,

Oh, he does the banana thing. Uh, have you seen, uh, the totally different video? Have you seen his, his basketball montage one? The one where, uh, he puts up a jump shot and immediately turns to his right to receive a piece of watermelon. Why do you have a guy sitting courtside with watermelon for you? He has people, I don't know if they're assistants He's got a guy if it's like his girlfriend that helps him out with stuff

He's getting blowback on the on the assistant like young lady doesn't dress himself Like people put clothes on for him and like hand them stuff when he's ready to use them. It's got surfs It's so fucking extra. It's so it's the it's it's so unnecessary You know, I just like this does he have a full on staff? Can you not put your own shirt on you? Like what are we doing here? He thinks he's in the Fresh Prince of Bel Air Banks family. Like you can't just have dudes dressing you

before your daily hustle grind job. He's just comedically muscular. I don't think you understand, they need 10,000, at least 10,000. Yeah, we need at least 10,000. Looking at a bro, we gotta get to at least ten thousand. Do you want to know the science behind rubbing a banana peel on your face? I would love to hear this.

There's a lack of robust scientific studies to support most of these claims. Per chat, see you. OK, but while banana peel contains beneficial compounds, their effectiveness when applied topically is not well established. Some are saying, though, moisturizing, reducing acne, reducing wrinkles. Look, here's the deal. I'll probably try this.

Okay. I'm gonna do the ice thing, the ice water bath for sure. For my face. Just don't drown. I'll pull up in time. It would be a tough way to go. Catch some air, yeah.

Just saying. Yeah, I will. Thank you for that. Turn around. I love this guy. I'm hoping that this guy doesn't stop what he's doing because we're all dunking on him so much. He's not going to, dude.

So he's gonna lean into it. He's not going to. Has he commented publicly? I don't think so. I've seen that. Because he shouldn't. No, I think he shouldn't. I don't think he touches it.

I think he made, his move is maintaining this momentum and just keep going. So people, Randy, did you see the, I just saw you a video. Do you remember the other morning routine guy or he wasn't just morning routine but there's another routine guy who Twitter has since like, they're like, no, we're actually, this is our guy. Tell me if you remember this dude. I remember this guy. Well, actually I. And I didn't just go pick this guy because he's also like a handsome black dude doing a routine.

No, but this was a guy that went to like, goes to Target and stuff, right? This is like the original. But now he just sets up a tripod everywhere he goes. Absolutely. Now there's a dude, now there's other dudes that have videos that look exactly like Ashton's. There's like a Asian dude, there's a white dude. And they have like the same lighting, same cadence, same everything. There's another super jacked black dude

who sleeps with one of those infrared masks on. Yeah. And he just does basically the same shit that Ashton does. But then like when I saw the other guys' videos and they were so similar, I was like, well, someone did it first. And now I'm like scared that Ashton's gonna get fined out for like finding this Asian dude's videos

and taking his idea and bring it to the United States. There's also an ASMR play with all this. Yeah. The way that they zip like the zip of the shoes and things in his little chest pouch. It's so funny. This dude washes his rice. Do you want me to play this? Yeah, play it. I'm gonna play it. Yeah, for how Richie's portraying, he doesn't have an electric toothbrush. Great point. Yeah, true.

That seems like he lives in a hotel. This is what I imagine that the... Does he live in Las Vegas? I don't know where this is giving, but these dudes seemingly have a ton of money to He comes a journal and he's journaling. Oh, yeah, he did the way he flexes his pecs when he dumps the ice into the ice bucket The compression no socks The bracelet he's wearing is so expensive is it yes

just fucking go away oh here we go So Lincoln had it bro, we gotta go ahead and get in at least 10,000. That was a cut there, you're right. Yep. See? Avocado toast. Classic millennium. Someone bring some breakfast. Well, honey on that.

How is that the first thing he's eating? He's been up for six hours. He's been up for six hours and he's finally having breakfast. I guess he had a banana after he worked out. People are like, this dude just bullshits for the first six hours of his day before he does anything. That's exactly Sally's first response when I showed her the video. She's like, he hasn't done anything today besides like, get ready for four hours. He didn't start work until 9.30.

I know. Who's the dude who says- I grind earlier than him and I got two kids. Every time we start work and we're late. I got here at 8.20 today. Oh my God. Who's the dude who tries to live three days in each day? Oh yeah, he breaks, yeah.

I feel like that's kind of what we've got here. He's manipulated time. Yeah, it's different. Like I'm kicking your butt. I've had three days by the time you've had one, I'm kicking your butt. Oh man. Like shut up. It's the same time. Here's the deal. I'm not the, I've had three days by the time you've had one, I'm kicking your butt. Oh man.

Shut up. It's the same time. Here's the deal. I'm not the other guy on the, I'm not the guy on the other side of the phone there on that call, like doing 10,000, whatever it is, units, widgets, whatever you're selling. I'm not that guy. Can I just pitch an idea? And I feel bad pitching it because I know I'm not the person to do it.

I think we need to recreate this with Dylan in the confines of this office. Okay. Randy, do you have a fluorescent light we can borrow that might be able to be in the outskirts of every shot? Light color one, yeah. I have an audio question. How do you get the super ASMR-y sounding effects like that? You can just get like a,

so I follow this guy that Brett and I actually stood behind at Derby when we did the red carpet And I didn't know him at the time But I started following him after and he gets dressed every day and does like ASMR stuff and he just has a microphone that he Clips on or puts near everything and you can just hear it and it's really soothing his name is Damien Broderick It I have to admit the ASMR thing it does sound cool and they do. Yeah Broderick. I have to admit the ASMR thing it does sound cool when they do montages like this. My favorite part of the entire video is that like it's all quiet and like his hands rubbing together and stuff like that or ice hitting a bowl and then once he gets to the gym like the audio just goes way up and you can just hear him stomping out the treadmill. Just dead sprints.

Yeah just like sprinting like a panther. You gotta see the videos of him just sprinting around the track. It's incredible. He looks like the most in shape person on the planet. He's a watchable guy from the perspective of just that like he's just an absolute beast. Yeah. But it's just so extra. So extra. I fucking love him. Were you disappointed by his voice at all? Looking at a bro, yeah, I was. Yeah. A little higher than you thought. A little bit, a little bit.

Okay. But you gotta assume he closed whichever deal he was talking about there. Did anybody put that much honey on their breakfast, specifically their eggs? And these guys drive like $200,000 cars. Like the other guy we were talking about with the infrared mask, he drives a Lambo.

Who are these fucking people? Different I want to know what part of you wanted like is he like a does he work for like a high-end like luxury car dealership because he has like a g-wagon and like In other videos he has other cars and I'm like, how does he get access to this? Cuz I don't know how he can make this much money from online coaching What's his biggest platform? Is it TikTok? Is that where he keeps doing all these like updated

on how many followers he has? I think it's probably TikTok. 40, no, he's got 4.8 million followers on TikTok and he's got eight points something on Instagram. Okay, so he's doing Instagram follower updates then. He's gonna need at least 10,000. Yeah, he's gonna need 10,000. Yeah. I just, he's fucking awesome. The multiple face ice baths, like just throughout the day, like when you're just kind of feeling

a little bit of a dip, you got to get that, the Saratoga water, the ice, that's probably my favorite sound of the entire thing is the ice hitting the bowl. It is. Randy, I just sent you one of his slow motion sprinting videos if you wouldn't mind putting that up on the screen. Look at this fucking beast of a man. Dude, he has muscle groups that I could never dream of developing. Which is unbelievable. How's the form? It's good form. I think. He's just chopping. And that

vest he wears, they make him look even cooler. Is that a weighted vest? I don't know. I think it just he just keeps shit in it. But like it has no like technical anything that's not tracking his heart rate or... He wears it all the time. I don't know what it does. I think he just wears it because it looks hard. That's like makes him feel like a soldier. That's exactly what I'm thinking too. Yeah, it does give future soldier. Like if you saw this dude chasing you down in an alley, you'd be in trouble.

Yeah, oh yeah, I'm going the other way. He's got croquis on, those shades aren't going anywhere. He's in phenomenal shape. Yeah, so this guy be like a Navy SEAL. He should go try out. Instead of a business coach, he's a looking at a bro. He's a weapon. Gotta get at least 10,000. 10,000 is the number. Okay, I've really enjoyed this and hope it lives on for a little bit longer.

Who's pulling up next to him in the G wagon? I think it's just his people. There dude, we saw you. We saw you dead sprinting around the track. No, that's the, that's the, uh, the Navy recruiter. Like, dude, we've been following you. We want to, we want to offer you like a position in the Navy SEAL. And he's got someone in like, in a golf cart that's filming this, you know, in front of him. He's got a whole team.

Like he's just got a fucking production team, dude. It's hilarious. Imagine just going to your workout and then like when you're done, you go sit in the back of your own G-Wagon and have two people drive you somewhere. He's been so extra. He's been pushing Saratoga Water for a minute. They have to be giving him. I saw stores are like putting Saratoga Water in different, like better visibility in the

stores. It's a hot time. How is Brett not in on this? The only thing Brett said is I hate that Saratoga water is taking strays and all this. I don't think they're taking strays. I think this is probably great for Saratoga water. I think it is too. It makes me want to try it, I'll be honest. I bet it tastes a lot like water.

Yeah, I think it tastes like water too. It's probably pretty accurate. Should we talk Trump's portrait? Yeah, yeah we're gonna have to. Dylan sent a text this morning that said, is this what I'm like when you guys post photos of me that I haven't cleared? After reading Trump's post about his portrait that's gone up in the state capitol in Colorado, I confirmed that yes it is. It says Trump, I think he true socialed. Yep. He said nobody likes a bad picture of painting

themselves, but one in Colorado in the state Capitol put up by the governor, along with all the other presidents, was purposefully distorted to a level that even I perhaps have never seen before. The artist also did President Obama and he looks wonderful, but the one on me is truly the worst. She must have lost her talent as she got older.

In any event, I would much prefer not having a picture than having this one, but many people from Colorado have called and written to complain. In fact, they are actually angry about it. I'm speaking on behalf of the radical left governor, Jared Polis, who's extremely weak on crime, in particular in respect to Trende Aroigois, I don't know, which practically took over Aurora. Don't worry, We saved it to take it down. Jared should be ashamed of himself That's a Venezuelan crime organization. I had to look it up He did the one thing you can't do when someone posts a bad picture of you and that's just bring everyone's attention to it Yeah, I don't think that is let it I only that many people are seeing this portrait

Also, no if he had brought like eggs to work or something and sitting on a couch eating them. No one's calling and writing to complain about this. My favorite, I bet they are actually. You're underestimating this. It's not even that bad. It looks like his cheeks are a little. It kind of looks like he's got a big old hooter in. Yeah, he looks a little chubbier than he usually does,

but it's not like a terrible portrait. No, it looks. He needs to put his face in an ice bath immediately. Yeah, that's what he needs to do. That would probably change this. Did you know that Dylan makes Randy go frame by frame through every episode and get approvals on every frame of the episode? Does it add five hours to the process? Yes, it does. That's why you have the afternoons blocked off. It's absolutely worth it though. Mm-hmm. This honestly could be worse. It could. It's not terrible. I mean, he doesn't look great. The jawline is not great, right?

I mean, he doesn't look. The jawline is not great, right? But he also, I think he has whatever the opposite of dysmorphia is, he thinks he's much better looking than he actually is. I wish I was like that.

Narcissism. Narcissism, maybe. I think that's what it is. Um, I can't believe that he actually said that Obama's portrait looked quote unquote wonderful. I know that.

That's like the only nice thing I've ever heard him say. Of course, he's talking about the portrait he doesn't like, he mentions the radical left governor of Colorado. He's weak on crime. Yeah he is. Just the president being so bothered by a portrait of him that he posts about him. I'll be honest, so he references Obama's, kind of want to see what sleepy Joe's looks like. Yeah. I want to see what Obama's looks like. He looks so wonderful. Obama's a handsome guy.

He is. Can you show us Eve? Yeah, Obama looks great. Okay. Young. Yeah. Young. He looks wonderful.

He doesn't have that salt and pepper yet. Yeah. Must've been first term. Thank you. Shoulders could use some work. So could mine. If we're splitting hairs. Now everyone's just retweeting this picture everywhere and it's the whole thing that he didn't have to. Oh, never would have seen this portrait otherwise if he just kept quiet about it. Presidents don't need to be that worried about the portraits. How do you think he found out about it? Do you think like one of his advisors is like,

sir, we've got some news. You look like ass. I don't know if you've been to the Colorado state capitol. It's just Colorado. It's like not that many. Sleepy Joe. It's fine. It's what Sleepy Joe looks like.

He is awake, which is good. Hopefully this one's a little bit better. We got other stuff to worry about. That's awake. Which is I'm going to sit down and say, I'm going to attack Trump right now. The artist sat down and and just kind of made him a little pudgy. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think it was a shot. I mean, Obama looks wonderful.

He looks wonderful. He does. Oh, it's wonderful. Never change, my friend. We've got Tiger Woods news. He hasn't dropped out of anything. I'm actually going to sit this one out because I want to respect his privacy. So you guys can do it if you want. I just can't. Love is in the air and life is better with you by my side. We look forward to our journey through life together. At this time we'd appreciate privacy for all those close to our hearts.

That reads like an engagement, doesn't it? I mean, Tiger Woods, one, Tiger Woods does not need to be hard launching anybody in doing this. Two, as every single person pointed out, the public post asking for privacy is just simply not the way to move the football forward. Hey, everyone, hey world, here's my new girlfriend, please. We wanna be private about this.

This should be the gold standard for hard launching going forward. Whether you're a person noteworthy or not, like this is how you should do it. To your friends, to your 25 followers on Instagram, do it like this. Do we wanna talk her dating history? I think we've talked about it a little bit. If she's the this is this is a detail. Oh, DT. That's right. JT is X

right. Donald Jr. Donald Jr. Okay, who is the first guy? Drug lord. Street six. Yeah, Street guy, drug guy. Leo, right? Cartel, I think. Cartel involved. Cartel guy. Leo. Linked to Leo. Don't know if they ever dated. Just hooked up to Leo. She's probably 22. She went Saudi for a little bit. What happened there? How did that end? I don't know. I think she got a really good offer and so she decided to go like live her style. Okay. And then went to Donald Trump jr. And then now she is with Tiger Woods. I mean that is Those are some ranks. I'm not sure she has a type other than just powerful man You know, yeah. Yeah, she might just like pot. Yeah, she's she's drunk on power man. Yes like

The who took the photo of a tiger on the right here where he's just absolutely vibing in a hammock? I don't know. Like, hey, get one of, the first photo gives them just being like, all right, we need to take a photo for this hard launch we're gonna do. Were people really prying into their lives

that much about this stuff? I feel like I heard he was dating her and I was like, oh, well, of course he is. Like, let's move on. Somebody mentioned it like a couple of weeks ago and people are like, oh yeah, they've been seen, they've been seen together. Cause you know, their kids, you know, Kai Trump,

the golf influencer, she plays, she goes to the same school as Charlie. I believe that's how this connection was made. Interesting. Yeah. So people have been speaking about it. Yeah, the Saudi connection, well, I just wanted to clarify.

From 1998 to 2001, Vanessa dated Saudi Prince Khalid bin Bandar bin Sultan al-Saoud. The relationship ended in 2001. 2001. When Khalid bin Bandar left the United States after his Saudi ambassador father, Bandar bin Sultan al-Saoud was suspected of having indirect ties to individuals linked with the Al-Qaeda hijackers. So the relationship ended. Have you ever had a relationship end that way? I don't want to pry. I can't say that. No, I can't say that's been a problem for my relationships. No.

I hate it with my... It ties to a terrorist organization. I hate it when my girl has to leave the country because her dad's got connections to the 9-11 hijackers. Indirect, allegedly. I just hate when that happens. Yeah, she has quite the history. He looks happy though. Look at him on that hammock. I mean, everybody's happy on a hammock, that's true the cat is Achilles ruptured and all dude he's just euphoric good grief he's such a dork he is this is such a lame way to do this can you zoom in on his facial hair Randy he just looks better without it he's rocking the goat man he doesn't need the

goatee. I also would like to make some major edits to his sunglass game, not just from this photo alone, but just in life. I don't know, you only Sunday red yet. Man, we talked it up. We were all, I mean, I'm still all in. It still looks nice.

I just haven't acquired it. Pricy, dude. Ever since he looked like the sweatiest man on earth in one of them, during one of his tournaments I've been kind of turned off It doesn't wick moisture properly It's no road back a hot sweaty tiger woods didn't turn you on no Oh, you look too sweaty he's to put his face in an ice bath. He does I do I mean admittedly I do right now

We start doing that. What's her name? Vanessa Trump, Vanessa, Vanessa. Okay. Tiger's type. I guess so, man. Will, how about this? Her maternal grandfather was Danish jazz musician Kai Youn's. Wow. That's big for all. I came in the other day and Will was just blaring Kai Youn's in here. That's what I do. If you ever Wow, that's big for all I came in the other day and will is just Blair and Kai you ins. Mm-hmm That's what I do if you ever see that record Pick me up on I'll get you one. I'll get you one, hoss

Well, hey, you know what good for him I hope Tigers happy I Don't know if he is. It's just a bizarre move. He seems confused. I mean he knows it's so he's done. Like you don't come Achilles rupture. You don't come back from that. On top of everything else. At this point it'd just be easier if he was just saying he was done.

Let's just say it. Knock it around Augusta a few more times. That's it. Do it around Augusta a few more times. That's it. Do you place any bets? I thought about placing some Augusta bets this weekend while we were in the Vegas. Oh, I didn't do any. Just saying, live guys with odds

that are way too good for them. Really? Yeah. I don't get it. Did you sprinkle? Did Ryan sprinkle? I didn't sprinkle, no sprinklage. A sprinky?

No, after we lost everything on McNeese, it was over for us. What'd you take the points? We were all over the place, David. I mean, it's more fun to bet on McNeese. We were doing first to 10, we were doing first half, we were doing first half spread. Michigan first half spread bent us over.

Just, you know. I'm sorry, man. It's okay, it's okay. I did get some chicken wings in my life. So I was a happy camper. That's what's up, dude. The Twin Peaks chicken tenders were very good. I wanted to say that.

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Here we go. Show on Netflix called Adolescents. Nope, not watching it. Thanks for the rec, man. Now, to be fair, I've only seen the first episode and I've heard it gets dark. Yeah. Which I'm a little hesitant on going forward,

but I probably still will. But the first episode, even if you just want to watch one episode of television and just be done with the rest, I recommend. No one wants to do that. It's insane. Now everyone's review of it. It's like, it's so heartbreaking. It's so everything. Yeah. I'm like, I can sense where it's going. But the first episode, so it's filmed in one take one continuous shot. It's an hour. Each episode is one take. And they have they go from so two different locations. They have a ton of different characters, dialogue throughout. It's people coming in and out of, you know, rooms like the way they have to coordinate everything

to pull this off is like, it's unbelievable the way they do it it's just watch the first episode I watched the first half of the first episode yesterday on the plane I already told myself I wasn't gonna watch the series because I just don't I don't need to I'm I would just imagine myself with Fritz this entire time just being like what if if he did this? I know. The acting is unbelievable. The kid actor, he's getting a lot of hype, just put on just like a masterclass of acting. The dad in it is a big guy.

He's a big Guy Ritchie film guy. Yeah, I've seen a lot of those. I have seen him a bunch. Yeah, it looks great. It looks thrilling. And apparently the acting is top tier, but just the angle alone in this show is something that I don't think I'm ready to bite off in my free time. I was watching it with Chelsea and I didn't know anything about the show. We were like 10 minutes in and I said, I think they haven't cut once yet. I think it's just one continuous shot. She goes, oh yeah, I think you're right. Then they just cut out I was expecting a break at some point and it just never happened like have you seen Birdman? No, Michael Keaton. No, it's like all one take movie. I mean you are you good. I

Actually don't like when they do that. I respect that. I respect the creative vision I think it's distracting as the viewer to put yourself in that and Be looking for the cuts that have to happen naturally. Like I feel like I get too distracted by that the entire time. It was. I would almost prefer a hard cut so I can be like, all right, I can reset. I was thinking about it throughout the show. Like when are they going to cut? But I also was thinking like, what if like they're 40 minutes into a shot and they've

nailed it and someone just like Fucks up a line. They're like someone enters the room But you'd like that if someone enters the room too quickly and it like throws everything off It's just it's so perfectly coordinated and executed that it's just you had you can't help but just be really impressed by it There was a TV show that we watched in high school Spanish class on days when you know movie day Whatever just put on something, distract everybody. And it was a totally normal show.

And then one day there was an episode that they did about a fire and the entire episode was shot in one thing. And we were like, what an unnecessary thing to do for like a show that is essentially teaching people how to learn Spanish. But we were like, did the director just step in one day like i'm gonna go off on this Yeah, like it's just it's not necessary in in a show like that the movie 1917 I think that's what it's called the world war one movie. I think it yes

They did they did this for like the first 45 minutes of the movie and it was fucking cool. That movie's phenomenal duncirk, right? They did they did this are you thinking of duncirk? It's one of the two that were just 1917. Okay, sure There's one point where he calls through this tunnel and it goes pitch black and that's where they stitched together But even before that it was like 20 plus minutes of just continuous shot You mentioned true detective didn't you know No. Season one like the infamous tracking shot. The one shot of McConaughey going through and just serving folks. Yeah. That's a good one too. Yeah. It's not the entire episode I don't think. Well you mentioned the guy that's in the Guy Ritchie stuff. Steven Graham who looks very familiar in the Irishman plays a mobster

played Al Capone on boardwalk. Ah, yes. That's why he looks so familiar. Yes. And he was great in that his accent in this show is fucking killer. I think he's English or Scottish possibly in real life. Have you seen Children of Men? No, there's a incredible scene that is continuous in that movie. Just if you ever just want to get your mind blown, just Google children of men scene.

And it's a very entertaining watch. Okay. Speaking of entertaining watches, let's talk White Lotus. Ooh. That's all. That's my theme song for this segment. Well.

So this is the day after everyone just partied their balls off. Partied their balls off. I dubbed this last night in the middle of it, the Sunday Scaries episode. Yeah. The day where people just had a lot of double-handed face wipes and looks on their face like they just wanted to die after what they did last night. Yeah.

Where to begin? Do we begin where all of our brains are right now? The brothers? I don't have a brother. Don't do I. So which means I've never taken drugs with my brother, which means that I've never had a threesome with my brother, which means I've never gotten finished off by my brother. And so it was an interesting series of events there.

But we can't blame it all on the drugs because they've had some questionable scenes prior to this evening. Or like, his brother wakes up and he's- A lot of ass gazing. Yeah, he's staring at his ass. For the younger brother to be kind of the... Oh, I hesitate to say like the wimpy, but he's like the little brother, kind of nerdy a little bit. He was really putting in work. He was putting in work. I was like, dude. So, someone... Barrett and

I went on Oyster's Clams and Cockles last week with Ross being on a Disney cruise. And so, Barrett and I talked about last week's scene where they a Disney cruise. And so, uh, Barrett and I talked about last week scene where they took the drugs and someone pointed out that they say that Lachlan didn't actually take the drug that they think that he pocketed it. And so that just sacks and took the drugs. And I can't confirm that. I haven't gone back and reviewed. I feel like I watched that scene close enough that I was, would have seen it.

But if that's the case, I mean, he was looking to Schmang, I think. It is coming more from the brother than it is from, or from, sorry, the younger brother than it is from Saxon, I think. Saxon's all twisted up. Saxon is just a, Saxon has an issue. He's got, he is just like a sexual deviant. Lachlan, I don't know if you watch the previews for next week, but like he, and maybe he did this at the end of the episode, but he kind of alludes to like having dark thoughts and stuff, and like his mind going weird places,

and I'm like, oh fuck, did he like know what he was doing? When he was sitting with his sister in the Buddhist thing, and he, like the memory came to him, he was like, oh fuck, that can't be a good feeling. But the scene where Saxon is being explained that this happened when they're sitting at the pool, I don't think most people can relate to the actual act that he did in that moment, but I think people can relate

to just being somewhere the next day after like a massive night and someone starts telling a story and then suddenly like a memory pops into your head and you're like, oh God, I was way more hammered last night than I thought I was. We can all relate to that. It was so, it was just so real.

Oh, you just can't. My media diet in life, I don't take in a lot of incest stuff. Like I don't know the psychology behind it. I don't know the reason that people do this. This show, each season of White Lotus has had something like this happen. There was the Armand and Dylan scene. Oh yeah.

And then in season two, there was the, the butt sex scene. With the guy and his alleged uncle at the time, who's not his uncle. And then this, they always have like a shock, like a sexual shock factor. Barrett pointed out it's always the same episode. Oh, is that right? Yeah.

Episode seven is gonna be the weirdly horny. Six, is this six? Six, we're on six. Okay. But I would say those episode five was five was where the horniness really stemmed from the horniness. Yes. But we didn't, we didn't realize how horny.

I have major issues with the way that Belinda's handling this situation with Gary slash Greg. Like why are you whispering about it with the hotel manager the entire time and like dancing around it when you should just be going straight to the top with this? I think this is the worst hotel manager we've seen yet in this series. I don't trust him. No. He's not trustworthy.

He's kind of aloof. I don't know if he's good at his job. And also I think that there's something he might be in on. I can see him being in on something or conversely, he just has no dog in him whatsoever. I'm excited to see him perform though. Yeah, need that performance. That's gonna be electric. He's gonna throw up or he's gonna poop his pants I think.

I'm gonna need a more averse reaction. I'm gonna need more of like a visceral, I'm getting the fuck out of here to Belinda's son Zion walking in on that. Yes. Even if they weren't in the act, he's a real one dude. He's still gonna be like, hey, I'm gonna, you could just say, I'm gonna just um just turn around, get it, gotta get out. I mean, maybe they just have that great relationship. Like I would never say to my mom, man. I would never say to my mom, oh yeah, you gotta get a little something or whatever he said. Like,

no, he's probably, I mean, he, it seems as though, I mean, she's obviously divorced or, you know, never married. You know, he's probably seen his mom going through a lot of stuff in life and he sees her getting a little honey on a vacation. Let her get it. So Tim, they opened the show with the dream sequence where he's killing himself in the reaction of his wife and daughter. They ran it back again later in the episode

where he was shooting his wife. Yeah, trigger warning It's like murder suey, but like you can't do it. You can't have two dream sequences like that was such a serious like oh The second time it happened. I thought it was actually happy when I saw the first one happening. It was so real Parker Posey's reaction to him shooting himself was like incredible, but it was so real that I bought in. I fully bought in and didn't assume dream sequence, which I feel like I usually can suss that out pretty quickly. Yeah, second one was the same feeling. I was like, okay, now it's happening. He's on Xanax, man. Who cares? Guy Toc got the Thule back. That's good for him. Uh God

got the the Tully back. That's good for him. That was the only thing that made me like sure that it wasn't actually happening because he did that was after the gun had been taken back, right? The the that dream sequence. Oh yeah. Maybe

I think I was like, maybe so, but I did think you're right though. It was strange to run that back. Yeah. But damn dude, it's a dude's in a dark place but it just sets him up dude he found he's he's finding some uh find some things in Buddhism Buddhism yeah Buddhism China during that I was like he's gonna he's gonna stay there with his daughter he should dude he needs he doesn't want to go home he should he needs to not kill himself I did enjoy uh Parker Posey's line about how she's just at a

point in her life where she doesn't need to be uncomfortable. She said she said she would kill, she said he's like alluding to killing herself. Yeah. If they lost everything and he's like oh shit. Well we got a little surprise waiting on you at home. Gonna be a fun return flight. I think his, I still think his move is simply staying in Thailand. I don't I think he just stays there. Yeah. Sort it out. Yeah. Who else we got? Rick. Oh, the yeah, the show

closed with him in front of the guy. So, I'm real stoked to see who the guy is. Yeah. Who who they who they got playing him. It'll probably be a random., I guess they kind of it would be weird it cuz the same Rockwell is like you're not beating that It's like Wayne Newton. It's Wayne Newton He's not gonna kill him, right? I Think he kills him. He draws down on him. I think he kills him per the I Didn't see the previews. I didn't watch it. What is he doing there?

Do we do we'd not know is everything in my head about why he's there made up by myself, which guy Rick? Why is there to confront him about his father? He's avenging his father's death He wants he said he said he's not there to kill him, but he's he's gonna kill He's gonna kill but yeah, you hear you hear that like he's like look you ruined my life because of that whole deal. Yeah. Got to talk about the gals. There's just so much. I don't think Carolyn was that out of pocket. I thought she was out of pocket.

I didn't think she was that out of pocket. Like, I just feel like if your friend does that and your friend's married, you kind of have to say something like, really? You're just hooking up on vacation with this? Like, and she did shove her so far in that direction that like naturally you'd just be like, yeah, what the fuck? Like that is just kind of a bitchy move.

It makes it awkward on vacation, but at the same time, like, fuck it, make both of you feel awkward instead of just you feeling awkward that your friend's a bitch. So Carrie Coon, Lori, do we think she- Or Lori, yeah, I fucked that up. Oh yeah, Lori, sorry.

Do we think she took it? Okay, cause Jacqueline's paying for the trip, right? I didn't think about that. That's what Alyssa was saying. She's like, she's paying for your trip. And I was like, I don't- Is. She's a lawyer and the other girls are rich Westlake mom. Well, um, interesting. She seems, she seems to be, uh, I don't know all their clothes that have

been pointed out online are very expensive. They all, they all have pretty good style. Yeah, she got caught. She got caught on a hand just straight tonight. Yeah. Kate, Leslie Bibb Kate. I kind of loved her performance and she was good. She was redeeming in kind of playing the middle but like also these this is just a perfect a perfect group of women to cast to play this. Like they're all great. Just the who's going to team up, who's going to side with who and everything.

Because they've all gone behind each other's backs and talk shit about each other at different points throughout the season. So it's just the dynamics perfect. They need to never talk to each other again after this. They need to understand that to never talk to each other again after this. Nah. They need to understand that childhood friendships. I've heard that that comment before that you're the same person you were in high school or 10th grade or whatever like you

haven't changed. Like that's tough. Yeah, this might be their last trip together. Nobody wants to hear that you're still the same person you were sophomore year. Unless you're in your hometown where you're always 17. True. True. Just like last episode, I don't wanna hear any complaints about slow moving stuff anymore. It's just not what I'm willing to sit here and listen to. Yeah, we don't want.

What do you think old Gary's got for his dinner party? A very intimidating sit down with our man Saxon. I think someone dies at this dinner party. Is that crazy to say? I feel like Gary's got to go. He's been asking for it for three seasons. Yeah, could Saxon like turn it around on him and get attacked and then just kill this dude because he's young and athletic and drink smoothies. I could see Lachlan low key like snapping Gary's neck.

Yeah, like low key, low key. can drink smoothies. I could see Lachlan low-key like snapping Gary's neck. Yeah. Like low-key, low-key. No, but they're gonna be there, but Lachlan's not gonna be at the party because they're spending the night at the place. Oh, that's right. He's staying. He's a good brother. He's a great support for her. Yeah, I don't know, man. This will be really awkward. This was not the penultimate that we just watched, right? I think there's, we got two more? I think, no, I think we might have 10 episodes this season. So three more. God damn.

Well, I thought this was six. Well, we know from the first scene of the first episode is that at least one of the shootings when there's gunfire happens during the day while Zion is at with like the counselor and not at a dinner party. So, do with that what you may. Yeah. Yeah. Let me see. It says we have eight episodes. So just two more. Okay. Two more. Yeah. It feels like we're close to wrapping with all that's gone on.

I want to chill with that uh that Monk though. Yeah. Chill is what they do. It's got some good points. That water droplets **** was just wrecking me. I was like **** I didn't think about that. Pop a couple road trips. Think about that

**** Are we glad uh we're all stoked that Chelsea didn't Go behind Rick's back Yeah, that was a real one. It was nice. They confirmed they gave you like the her walking away things. Yeah good Yeah, that was nice. That would have been a tough one. I don't think Rick cares, you know, I don't know He's pretty hard to read He's pretty hard to read an interview with Walton Goggins this weekend That was just him talking about how he took way too much of Rick's personality on during taping and it was just a dark cloud on set with everybody.

Really? He couldn't differentiate himself. Wouldn't that be a bummer if you were like, oh man, I got this new role. He's method acting. I'm going to work with Walton Goggins. He's going to be great. He's such an interesting, fiery guy. And then you go on set with him and he's just ricking the entire time. Maybe that's how he has to do it. Yeah. I mean, I respect it if he's doing it. He said he had

to like separate himself from everybody and who's the actor who played Elvis? Austin Butler. Austin Butler. Nice work. It took him like months and months to shake that. He's still not out of it. Yeah. He's still not. My sister-in-law saw him on a flight and I think he was still doing the accent. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Do I need to watch that? Like playing the role, man. I enjoyed it. Come on, David. The music's great. Man, that thing's huge. Did you know there was music when you went into it?

I expected music, yeah. Good. It was a big part of into it? I expected music, yeah. Good. It was a big part of his life. Yeah. He liked it. He would just go to jail and rock it. What's up with, yeah, dudes back then used to just go to jail houses.

Jail was different then. Yeah, they would just go have performances. You just go, yeah, everyone's just fucking getting in on it. Like, well, like what if instead of us trying to go to like ACL live tapings, we're trying to go to like jail house shows and Johnny Cash and shit. I just applied for a taping Dave, would you like to go with me?

For Johnny Cash. No, not Johnny Cash. He's passed. For whom? Charlie Crockett. Ooh, that's gonna be a good one. You wanna be my little taping buddy? I would definitely not turn down a Charlie Crockett.

I'm one for one on getting taping tickets. Little taping buddy. Oh, you little taping buddy. Oh, your little taping buddy. Oh yeah. He puts a little tape over his mouth at night. A little mouth tape. I wanted to put some mouth tape on the back of the people at the Sphere on Saturday night.

Talkers? Shut up. Singers or talkers? You don't get singers, do you? Talkers, dude. This dude was talking shit about John Mayer during a guitar solo and everyone around us was like probably not the time man that's weird what was he saying there's like a weird

there's like a weird collection of deadheads who refuse to give John Mayer credit despite him being with the band for like nine years like they just really don't because he's not Jerry Garcia and like I had this lady turned around in front of me and she misheard something I said to my friend Ryan, our friend Ryan, and she misheard me and so she started talking to me about what she had misheard and I didn't have the heart to be like I didn't say that so stop and then she started talking shit about John Mayer and then seconds later he started playing the song that I was most looking forward to hearing and She kept trying to talk shit, and I was just like okay, okay, like I don't know what to tell you lady

You you bought tickets to this show just to talk shit about the people on stage get out of here He's pretty unbelievable with the guitar Weirdos man Weirdos all right all right. I told you I was gonna be a good episode. I called it. All right, tsunami Thanks for watching guys!