Circling Back - Sauna Stand-Up Routines & Country Boy Will Returns

Episode Date: January 9, 2023

Well, well, well, if it ain't Podcast Week. To kick things off, we discuss our Weekends in Fun, the Wells Fargo executive who peed on someone during a flight to India, an insufferable guy that Dave encountered in the gym sauna over the weekend, and a possible return of the infamous Country Boy Will. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel — www.youtube.com/circlingback Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (13:12) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (32:12) Wells Fargo Executive Peed On Flight Passenger (53:50) Country Boy Will: A Reprise? Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Mizzen and Main: www.mizzenandmain.com (CIRCLING for $35 off) DraftKings: www.draftkings.com/circlingback ($200 in FREE bets INSTANTLY when you place a $5 bet on any game) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from Austin, Texas, baby. Dylan loves that. My name is Will DeFries to my left. David Duncanville Ruff. Hey, man. Thank you. That was a really cool introduction. I got some bad news out there for all the ladies.

The ladies? For all the ladies out there. All the single ladies? Cliff Kingsbury, headline, has been fired. I don't think that's necessarily bad news for the ladies. He's easy on the eyes. He's a handsome feller. He's still Cliff Kingsbury.

You like seeing him on the sideline if you're into that. I think he'll find his way onto another sideline somewhere else. I'm going to be straight honest with you. I always thought he was a little overrated. Like physically? Like the way he looks? Yeah. Or his coaching?

No, a little of both, you know. You could definitely argue the coaching. You put a 3-4 defense out there, his head starts spinning. He's got no idea what's going on. Wow. Or as a quarterback. He did numbers as a quarterback. He did.

Dude, I for sure knew that he played. He won like seven games. Texas Tech. He won seven games in the Big 12 with Pat Mahomes. Like one year. Yeah. Just saying. Honestly, not talked about enough. Different things at play, but

I'm just saying, I think he's been a little overrated for a while. Yeah, he wasn't surrounded by five stars, but he's Pat Mahomes and he's quarterbacking your college football team. Maybe be better. Guys, fun fact. Actually, you know what? I'm not even going to position this as a question because

you guys would both get it. Oldest quarterback in the A pat mahomes a little fun fact for you damn kind of did you speaking of five stars did you guys five star your friends when you were younger is that a thing is that is that a sex move what does it sounds like it could be it's not uh this was this was a scummy high school thing that you did to your friends did you dave because this has major day vibes we were just tabletopping people did i five star my friends we called it five starring is this is this thank you randy just dick tapping nah nah your boy your boy has his shirt off and he's getting five start every time oh slap just a straight yeah open slap to the back

oh my gosh. I don't know if I should share this, but – well, you can go ahead and intro me. This will be my little monologue after my intro. Mark this down because you'll probably have to edit it out, Randy. I kind of wish you would just tell your story so I could intro you with whatever dumb thing you're about to say in there. Yesterday, Parks had a play date with a little friend of his, a female. That's an important part of this. We went to Peter Pan Golf.

Had a great time. Parks, he makes a putt. He walks up to me, and he dick taps me. Swag. Swag. My seven-year-old son dick tapped me in front of his friend, who's a girl. I'm like, Parks. I pulled him aside.

I said, buddy, first of all, you can't dick tap me. Dude, he alpha'd you in front of his girlfriend. Secondly, you especially can't do you in front of his girlfriend secondly you especially can't do it in front of your seven-year-old little female friend why dude now he looks like the big man on campus now you know you should he was like he knew that he he was out of line but my son dick tapped me it's better to like like backhand like a little smack better to ask for forgiveness and ask for permission i I almost forgot about that until he... Oh, my God.

So my son, his head, when he's standing up... Did he dick tap you? He likes to run in for the hug. And his head, where his head is, just is tough at times. He can really... He headbutts you, right? Correct. The meat and potatoes.

Yep. Yeah, it happens. I feel like that's avoidable. I know, but you don't want to deny the hug. Yeah. You don't want to put a knee out and get a sternum check. An important piece of what I just shared is- Don't call it the important piece. The important part of what I just shared is that he just got a punk haircut, which you guys have seen.

He got super faded up. He got a lightning bolt thing in the side of his head. It just turned him into a little shithead, man. The boy who lived. He dick tapped me. Like after he made a putt. Yeah. Who am I raising?

This is on me. He was just in here. I'm surprised he didn't step away from, or get his ball out of the hole and then yell it to the entire course. Pa-pa-pa-pa-par, pussies. Or do like a suck it move or whatever. I would pay a lot of money to play around and golf with Micah.

Yeah. You could probably pay just like the normal green fee, really. I feel like getting everybody together, especially now that he lives in Dripping Springs, it's tough. Pandemic Micah, and for those new to the program, Micah was our old producer. Pandemic Mic micah the one thing that came out of that is how much less golf he played like he he stopped playing golf in the pandemic and after that like he never he just never even wanted to go out after that the only time he ever played golf was with those like corporate buddies

yeah for like actual corporate golf outings and you knew when you went to the golf course, even if it was like 50 degrees, he was going to be wearing these outdoor voices shorts that have like a 90s funky design on them that are very, very short. Confetti. Confetti. Especially his giant quads. So they went about halfway down that.

They had a liner built in, thank God, and a polo untucked. And every tee shot, all you were going to do was see this battle-toed bad boy hit about. He plays that power fade. The most consistent power fade. Which is weirdly what Parks requested at his haircut. Yeah. About five feet off the ground.

Puts it out there about 205, 215. Splits the fairway, though. Splits the fairway. splits the fairways not losing many balls oh we're trying to give him some credit here just hope that there's not a low hanging tree on the left side of that fairway yeah then he just has to like just go ahead i'll tell you this and i think i don't think i'm telling tales out of school maybe you guys can edit this out but if he ever finds himself on the first tee uh playing augusta national maybe he somehow gets an invite to the masters he's in a lot of trouble yeah that ball that ball flight doesn't work out there no

astrovino did y'all see never mind actually let's hear it man no i don't want to expose anybody this is gonna be good i don't want to expose we can edit it out we've already edited out like three things no i don't want to expose anybody all right no don't do it is it one of us i don't want to do i don't want to expose any any golf companies out there who might have had a post that was less than impressive there's a golf company like i play some of their clubs like all the time and one of their one of their athletes don't know who this could be john rom uh they had a post and they had a photographer that was like underneath like getting a shot of him i saw that and i was like well, well, this isn't that scary.

It's Jon Rahm. If Jon Rahm can't hit a drive over somebody, who can? Yeah, he hit it like 12 yards over this guy's head. It wasn't a big deal. I saw that too. For Jon, if he thins one, then that would be the story. It's like, wait, how did he not hit it over this guy's head? What the story would be the instant death.

Do that with Micah Tienop. Then we have a story. It's Jon Rahm. It's Jon Rah be the instant death. Do that with Micah Tienop. Then we have a story. It's John Rom. It's John Rom. I know. I'm just saying if he gets a little low on the club face, you're looking at some serious trauma. I would let – I was going to say I'd let you guys hit over me.

I don't know if I would let all of you. I wouldn't hit over you. Did that set a bad precedent by posting that? Are random kids at Jimmyimmy clay muni gonna be trying that yeah kind of like when we made uh getting run over by golf carts really popular and people started getting really hurt uh correction you made well will and i had nothing to do as the company randy didn't dylan made it popular and then dave shot it in the head and then barstool caught on and then it was it was our hands. I still see them on my reels occasionally.

We just kept walking around the office saying, if you guys ever do this to me, I swear our friendship is over. That happens to me one time and one time only. That's all it takes. I'm never playing golf with you again. You're not getting invited. You are officially blacklisted from any group texts where golf discussions are happening. That is a major friend

violation. I'm sorry, but that's the rule. If you hit me with your golf cart intentionally, I am just done with you. You're not coming out on the course with me. At least for like maybe two years. A two year suspension. This all dates back to jackass. This is the jackass

CKY generation. Do you see Bam was announced dead he did steve i know he's back alive was he actually did he actually die apparently he thought he was in the hospital for a couple hours after getting covid and then he had so many complications that he actually died for like i mean could have been pronounced dead for a certain period of time and uh he thought he was in the hospital for a couple hours and he was in there for five days oh my god so bam's not doing well so he was he slipped into a coma basically yeah oh my goodness yeah i'm glad that he recovered yeah i might need to listen to that steve-o pod i'm gonna listen i feel like i owe it to them both yeah yeah i actually i i respect what

steve-o is doing these days he's just sober and a fun guy. He's just sober and thriving. Yeah. Good for Steve-O. He thinks I'm a bitch for barely making it through a week of sober January. Yeah. He definitely does. He's like, yeah, man. Wait till you do it for the rest of your life. That's pretty good. That's a good Steve-O.

By the way, I'm sticking to moist January. I had one beer over the weekend. We're not doing moist January. I'm good. People are calling it damp January. Okay. You can call it whatever you want. I'm good. People are calling it damp January. Okay. You can call it whatever you want. I'm just going to stick with moist.

I had one beer, so obviously didn't get drunk or anything. I'm doing damp January. It stands for drink at most parties. I'm still dry. Like one beer doesn't ruin dry January. To be honest, one beer is pointless for me if I'm doing dry January. Like that's not going to scratch the itch. It tasted so good.

The itch I want is to just get buzzed. It was a Peroni draft. It was delicious. Wow. Must be nice. How much did that run you? It was probably like seven bucks. We swapped out all of Phil's beers with O'Doul's. He's doing dry January.

He doesn't even know it. R.I.P. Don Vito. Yeah, I don't know if we should. Some major announcements. Some major announcements. If I cancel, arrested. Yeah, he was a creep. Convicted of things.

He was a creep. Not great, but you brought it up, so go ahead and elaborate. All I said was rest in peace. He still probably deserves to rest in peace. i don't know the details of the situation but everyone deserves everyone deserves a rest in peace i'm not gonna i'm not gonna tell people that are already dead everyone oh hey big announcements tomorrow we're doing touching based conspiracies on patreon touching based conspiracies can i just say what mine is i'm so excited about it yeah can i say what mine is for tomorrow yeah yeah you guys ready for this

i haven't done any of my research yet so if anybody has any uh resources on this please hit me up just say it tomorrow i'll be doing a my favorite conspiracy yet you guys hear about these mattress firm locations yes i almost chose this one. No, it's me. It's me. Yeah, it's all you. I can't wait. Have you heard about this, Dave?

We are aware we are following the situation. Oh, your favorite talk show host talked about it. We actually opened up a mattress firm. Right across the street from another one. We're laundering Abe's money through a mattress firm. Yeah, Don Vito has no idea, but. We're laundering Abe's money through a mattress for him. Yeah. Don Vito has no idea, but we're actually laundering money.

Yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. I forgot about that one. Each of us chooses one conspiracy. We bring it to the table. We break it all down over the course of an hour plus. It's fun. We also did exactly five minutes, a new format of podcast we've been doing on Patreon.

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they drank quite a bit my. They had a good time. My thinking here is like, okay, having a night to do whatever I want sounds awesome. Knowing that we're doing – I'm not a part of a staycation happening in Austin. That's tough for me to swallow. I'm like, I should be a part of this. That night I watched This Place Rules. How'd that go? Oh, my gosh.

What is wrong with people? What is wrong with people? What is wrong with people? It makes me want to go off the grid. What'd be wrong with people? Like, what? People's minds, they just go. It's sad. It's everybody, man.

It's sad. It's all you out there. All you are crazy. I also watched Banshees of Inisharen. How'd that go for you? Weird movie, man. Have you guys seen it? Yes.

Have you seen it, Dave? No. Dude, I loved it. Is that Colin Farrell? I weird movie, man. Have you guys seen it? Yes. Have you seen it, Dave? No. Dude, I loved it. Is that Colin Farrell? I loved it. Yeah. It's weird. It's enjoyable, but it's like...

It's a beautiful movie about a dude just desperately trying to have a pint with his lad. Just desperately trying to have one single pint with his boy. And the other guy just wanted... And his boy's doing Sober January. His boy's like, nah, player. It's a wild ride. I was not ready for what happened i had no clue what was going to happen in that movie the fact that it all transpired the way

it did was just hilarious to me i was like this is great this is a great movie you just want to have a pint just one single pint dude it's all he needed sad anyway uh yeah that was my friday uh saturday it was kind of nursing a hangover we did a little za we played our za card and I had the

aforementioned aforementioned one Peroni where from where was the za from just assume it's always home slice with us that's where we go for pizza

the one north okay it's a good New York slice it is it is and that place is vibey in there if you haven't been.

I haven't played my pizza card since Christmas break. What is that? It's our card. Oh. You haven't? Yeah. So that was a fun Saturday. I haven't either, Will.

Maybe we should link up. That's cool. Let's go get some Zah together. Hey, Dave. I actually have a question about the Zah card. I actually have a question about the Zah card. Hey, my week is reset. Did you want to include me?

I got a Calzone. Does that count? No. It's a Calzone. Hey, I ate some Totino's pizza rolls drunk after the bar the other night. Does that count as playing my pizza card? Yeah. That's a good question.

And then Sunday, Parks had a friend hanging out with, and I got dick tapped by him and all that fun stuff. It was a good Sunday. Was it like a backhand pop? Yeah, it was a backhand just... So he didn't straight up. He didn't give you a flick? No, no, no.

It was a backhand just like a little like... He goosed me. You know the girl that he was trying to impress went back to all her friends, and she was like, oh, he is the alpha of that family. He dick tapped his dad right in front of him. Parks is that guy.

He's him. I didn't know how to respond. I probably handled that the right way right i didn't want to like you hit him back he probably he's probably seen me do it to someone at some point you know yeah probably in like the two hours he spent in this office last week probably saw it no we haven't dick tapped around these parts in many years just don't take your shirt off in this office because i will five stars where did he learn that if it wasn't from me he's a yeah let me let me think i don't know maybe like the numerous tv shows he probably watches just watch dick tapping also just being around like older kids you'd be surprised how much dick tapping goes on in hollywood i'm raising a dick

tapper wow great good job dylan here comes the dick tapper. Wow. Great. Good job, Dylan. Here comes the dick tapper. He's a journalist. He's Jake Tapper's brother. Dick tapper. Dick tapper. Dick tapper reporting live. Dick tapper here. Yeah. On the scene.

Yeah, we got boots on the ground. Dick tapper. That's a good reporter name. Anyway, that's my week that's a good reporter name anyway that's my week like it's like we whenever we've been talking about like pregnancy stuff like when you're pregnant when you're like about to pop and you start getting those braxton hicks contractions every time i hear the name the the words braxton hicks i just think of like an absolute five-star committing to michigan i'm like well we got braxton hicks dude that's a lacrosse that's like an all-amerAmerican lacrosse player.

Yeah, did you hear about Braxton, dude? He goes to Duke. Dude, he's got offers from Georgetown. Dude, John Hopkins. Here's the sickest lettuce you've ever seen. Hey, Malik Hornsby's going to Texas State. It's confirmed. He just tweeted.

Is that Bruce's son? It's Bruce's son. They look just alike. Definitely Bruce's son. Let's go, GJ. That's a big get. All my woo pigs out there now. I don't know how much they enjoyed their Malik Hornsby experience,

but I think if nothing, it was fun. Sure. Yeah. Good stuff. Dick Tapper. My weekend was just like Dylan's minus the dick tapping. Right. You also went miniature golfing with Parks and i didn't do i didn't do

we this was a this was a stay in hang out with the neighbors let the dogs play type of weekend hang out with roads it was a good time friday although we did you guys were here we were here pretty late on friday and uh met the family over a new that new John down the street. Masa y Mas. Ask me what I got. Did I go Masa or did I go Mas? You went Mas. I think you went Mas.

You went Mas? Yeah. By the way. I was going to say Masa. I drove by it yesterday. Line absolutely out the door. That place is doing numbers. It's very popular so far. Don't know if I'm going to wait in line.

It's good, man. It is good. Actually, no, it stinks. Don't go. It's good. They do something that a lot Actually, no, it stinks. Don't go. It's good. They do something that a lot of Tex-Mex joints used to do. And I think in small towns, they definitely still do this, but they do the salsa pitcher and they just leave it on your table and you can just refill.

Because sometimes you guys know, I'll get into one, man. Dylan, you know what I'm saying? What do you mean? Sometimes I will fill up on chips and salsa before the meal even gets there right yeah you know what i mean i've seen you do that anyway um laid low i've got a gym anecdote that i'll share later all in all just a great low-key weekend. Disney Plus. I didn't get that. That's good.

Randy liked it. I didn't get it. This guy's familiar with The Cum. Yeah, I'm familiar. I watched the cinematic universe of Marvel. You familiar with these series of movies or series? Loki. Disney Plus.

We did complete two parts of the Harry Potter rewatch we're doing. Dude, this is officially the first two weeks of January are tie up the loose ends on any series

that you've been watching over the last two months. All we did this weekend was finish up series. We were trying to figure out what to start. Dude, that's the issue

that we're having now. We finished everything and now I'm like, I don't know where to go from here there's any show that i haven't already finished i clearly don't want to finish at this point um a lot of there's a lot of hype around the menu you don't wait till my weekend in fun david okay wait till my weekend in fun menu's been tossed around we may start that this week well that's not a series that's a movie it's a movie yeah you can knock that out real quick. And I highly suggest you do. Well, dude,

we're so old and washed, man. When I say we may start it, it means like we may have to watch it over a couple nights because we just go to bed so early. We're so lame now. Adulting is hard, Dylan. Oh, man.

I hate it here. This place sucks. Yeah. It does. And I make it suck. What place sucks. Yeah. It does. And I make it suck. What'd you do? Friday night. What's the night?

Sally had a work dinner that she went to on Friday night, so that meant that I got to do whatever I wanted. You know what I chose to do? I chose to finish a movie that I thought was very overrated. I thought the acting in this movie was phenomenal. I thought the actual movie itself was pretty meh. You guys heard of this licorice pizza movie? Starring one of the girls from Dave's favorite band,

Haim? No. Oh, I thought you were just going to say Pussy Riot. Also starring the noted son of Philip Seymour Hoffman. You guys don't know anything about this movie? No. It was popular last year. As far as statutory movies go, it's top three for me, but it's not my favorite.

Still goes for The Graduate, I think. But overall, in terms of movies that have people in their 20s canoodling with people in their teens, it was a pretty good movie. Which member of Haim? Alana. Oh, okay. She crushed it. Like I said, the acting was phenomenal in the movie.

Just didn't do the rest. And I didn't really do much. Your boy fell asleep very early that night. But it was just a big weekend for me. On Saturday, David, you mentioned earlier, I did watch The Menu. Highly recommend. If anyone out there is into White Lotus, you need to go watch the menu this is a series no it's a movie oh it's a movie about a bunch of people who get taken to an island for a expensive dining experience

and what transpires after that will shock you. Oh, no spoilers, please. Starring a noted actor from The Pest, John Leguizamo. Ooh, what? All right, you've got my attention. That's an odd cast. Johnny Legs, as I like to call him. It's entertaining. It's a really fucked up movie,

but you also are laughing in between all the fucked up parts. So yeah, go out there and check it out. Okay. Highly recommend it. I'll give it a spin. It was good enough that I almost texted both of you after and said, please watch the menu soon. Not in preparation for today.

Do they pay homage to the first few minutes of the pest? I don't know why they would do that. One of the best or worst, depending on who you ask, introduction scenes of all time. I think everyone would say worst. It's just good to see Leguizamo getting work after that. He's had a good career, even after the past.

I love the concept of this movie. Just a bunch of rich people going to an expensive meal and having shit hit the fan. It's just like White Lotus. It's great seeing rich people take Ls. The setup for that kind of sounded like the glass onion at first, too don't know if you've seen that i have not it's actually it's actually next up in terms of my movie queue so i'm very excited about the glass onion they too go to an island swag a bunch of rich folks um it's it's good it's good yeah i didn't like the first one that much

i thought it was oh i did i thought it was i like the first one more than this one i thought it was fun i recently re-watched the first one that much. I thought it was fun. Oh, I did. I thought it was fun. I liked the first one more than this one. I thought it was fun. I recently re-watched the first one on mute on a plane. The person in front of me was watching it, and I just watched it on their screen for most of the flight. Oh. I find myself doing that a lot. Fritz was losing his mind, and I was like, I can't really justify putting on headphones

and watching something myself, so I'm going to sit here and watch their movie. I wonder what they're talking about in that movie right now. It looks interesting. I tapped the guy. I was like, hey, can you put closed captions on please it's a good mental exercise good for the brain to just kind of like imagine the dialogue build your own dialogue in your head yeah you can the movie can go any direction you want to take it's true i had something happen to

me yesterday that was something that's never happened maybe in the history of my son being alive okay yesterday at 11 a.m i found myself sitting at home alone no son no wife no dog i didn't know what to do with myself so you know what i did with myself i don't i don't think i want to hear i don't want to get i think it's appropriate oh get out of here get your head out of the gutter locker room talk what's wrong with you we don't do to guess. I think it's appropriate. Get out of here. Get your head out of the gutter. It's locker room talk. What's wrong with you? We don't do that stuff. I did a full body stretch routine, and I Theragun'd my entire body while also putting myself into positions that hurt. I thought you were going to say you put on a crisp Mizzen and Main strut.

No, you thought I was going Adderid, too. That's what I thought. Oh, I thought you guys were making crank jokes. Well, we were. Oh, okay. I thought you were actually setting up a Mizzen read. No, I can't talk about my stretch routine on the podcast my boy sounds super interesting i am very interested

yeah i've been having some lower back issues lately so i thought it would do me well to do some some significant stretching yeah it could be your hip flexors yeah so i started just really hammering everything and i have to say i think i think i might start uh i think i might start doing this week or doing this almost daily. It felt really good to stretch. Stretching is tremendous for you. Yeah. Yeah.

Honestly. What? Well, I mean, I just want to be clear. If there's any boys under the age of 18, it doesn't always work. Yeah. Especially those in Louisiana who are listening. Yeah. You got to be careful when you're trying to do the stretching. Don't stretch.

Yeah. Slinky method is a myth. Well, that's good, man. Yeah, you gotta be careful when you're trying to do the stretching. Don't stretch. Slinky method is a myth. Well, that's good, man. Yeah, I found out I'm not very flexible. Can you touch your toes? I'm not at all. Fuck no. Not even close. I can't get close either.

Not even close. When you're in yoga and they try to hit you with that pyramid pose, are you like, ah, nah? Because I am. I can't do it. Why'd you go Dan on them? Ah, nah. No.

If I found out anything the other day it's that my body is as stiff as like a cotton dress shirt that you just hate taking to the dry cleaners which is why i don't do that anymore because i'm a mizzen and main king that's my dog wow that's my dog you know how mizzen and main do yeah they make quality shirts that you don't even have to take to the dry cleaner because they you can you can put these in the in the washing machine and then you can straight up tumble dry these things dave is that hoodie a mizzen all that uh yeah okay uh probably my most worn um going out shirt at this point is my just plain white button down mizzen and me i have two that i've since ordered from them because i wore my first

one so often that i decided i needed to have a mix-in one. Or some call it a mizzen one. Yeah, okay. Bae makes me wear it a lot because she likes how I look in it. Oh, you're going to like the way you... She does that a lot. She does.

Yeah. She also makes me wear it a lot because she threw out every other piece of clothing you own. That is also true. If you guys aren't familiar with Mizzen and Main, you got to check them out. The company was started

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I don't know. You can't pronounce it. It's probably proprietary. I don't have it with me, so I'd have to look at the tag. But, I mean, possibly the best part of their dress shirts is that they are machine washable, like I said. So there's no more expensive trips to the dry cleaner. And it's somehow you still aren't a believer. Guess what?

They got over 30,000 five-star reviews. 30,000 five-star reviews. I wish we had that many. I wear Mizzen and Main weekly. Dylan wears their hat almost every day. Oh, yeah. I forgot I'm wearing one. Yeah, you're literally wearing.

You're a walking. That was an accident. That's your day of hat. The hat that you wear more than anything. It's because it's the most comfortable. And I obviously look really dope in it, so why not wear it? We did a little cleaning of the closets yesterday.

Found a bonus Mizzen shirt that I'd forgotten about. Oh, my God. Damn, was it behind the keg in there? Wow, have a day. It was under the pizza box. Was it leftover from the night before? It was. Now, a little bonus Mizzen to end the weekend.

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One of the most stressful times I have during the ad reads is spelling the stuff. That's probably pretty common. That's so relatable that you admit that, though. Even though it's all right here in front of me, M-I-Z-Z-E, like they actually have it spelled out, it's still, I'm worried I'm doing it around the entire time you're such a consummate professional no one would ever know that it just scares me bro you make adulting look easy

hey since since they have over 30,000 five-star reviews and i forgot to read some reviews can i read some reviews for uh on our apple podcast uh how many do we have we have a lot actually since last week we've gotten uh one two three four five six we've gotten seven many do we have we have a lot actually since last week we've gotten uh one two three four five six we've gotten seven and overall we have four thousand six hundred ten so not quite thirty not quite thirty thousand someone said a long time listener been listening since the post grab problem oh no we already did that one sorry said i listened to every episode because we had questions if people listen to every episode right said per the title i listened to every episode started listening to touching base in high school and i've listened to every episode. Right. Said, per the title, I listen to every episode. Started listening to Touching Base in high school

and have listened to every episode of Circling Back, subscribed to the Patreon, even as a broke college student. The week-long breaks are painful for me to endure. We had a high school listener back in our Touching Base days. So sick. That's awesome.

I feel like a number of them. I wasn't cool enough to be in the podcast game. Of course, they didn't exist when I was in high school, but I don't think I would have. You're listening to AM radio in your fucking day this guy said jimmy webb never misses so dylan's stealing everyone's girl okay sir opto mcswashed my third i said sir opto mcswashed the third that's okay said opto backer never missing epi it's fucking right you know my one of my favorite things is is when i i haven't you know there's a

guy or a gal on twitter instagram that like messages about an episode that just happened and i recognize them from the touching base days i like karen from the old school we should send them a mouse pad or a koozie or something micah still has a lot of people if you do need a mouse pad just make sure to dm at producer micah on Twitter or at Micah Weiner on Twitter. He will send you one. It looks like it's Micah Weiner, but it's Weiner. He's going to pretend like, oh, he's not going to do it. He'll do it. Just hit him up. Didn't he say he's going to send someone like a Natty Light too? Doesn't he owe like one listener a Natty Light? That sounds familiar. It's a weird thing to send in the mail. I think we were supposed to autograph a Natty Light

and send it to somebody. We were sponsored by Natty Light. Wait, I think we did that. I've signed a can in the last few years. I don't recall signing a can. I've definitely signed a few cans. Okay. Could be wrong.

You never signed any cans? Don't get it. You know, like breasts, David? What? You're kind of a disgrace. That's what he was talking about. What? I don't know if that's what we were talking about.

Oh. Are we going to do the show today? No. I don't really want to. I think we're doing it. I want to hear about, let me, I haven't looked at the rundown. I just want to hear a story about like a high level exec for like a big bank, global institution who just flew into this song.

Dave, let me spin the wheel. Let me spin the wheel of topics. Okay. Let's play ad libs. Okay. Oh. All right. So what's, who's the subject that you want to hear about uh rich exec okay

okay we can do that one two three all right the wheel landed on okay uh do you you want that what do you want them to do i want them to fly directly into the sun figuratively speaking okay i have a i think i think i've found a story that's perfect for what you're saying. What if I told you that I have a Wells Fargo executive, that seems to qualify, who was arrested after allegedly peeing on a woman aboard a flight to India? Okay. Why do people while out on planes so much? Because, man, it's the juxtaposition of the pre-flight alcoholic drinks with the cabin pressure and the altitude,

and suddenly you start feeling all faded and wild. That's not it. That's it, dude. That's not it. It is it. It's it. I think it's that combined with prescription drugs, like sleeping, anxiety drugs.

When mixed with alcohol, the results is it also aren't great because like there's no there's no getaway like you can't flee this scene you're in a fuselage yeah like if you if you pee on somebody like you're with that person for the next five hours you're you're you're you're absolutely busted like if i pee on someone at a bar no you're peeing if i pee on someone at a bar i'm dipping dipping. I just pee on somebody. Dylan, you don't have to do – If I'm dipping at the bar, I might be pooping on people instead. You know what I mean? Dylan just got a horseshoe in.

I'm trying to make a point here. Just spitting on the floor like it's a Texas roadhouse. Let the record show I'm making a real point here. Sir, you can spit the peanut shells, not your dip. If I'm at the gym – Sir, no tobacco products allowed in this establishment. Also, please stop peeing on our customers. If I'm at the gym and I pee on somebody,

I'm leaving it. I'm never coming back to that gym. You know what I mean? But on a plane, you're there, and there's no getting away. Well, Shankar Mishra, he was picked up by police in Bengaluru, and he was brought to the Indian capital on Saturday.

That's what New Delhi police reported. Yeah. It turns out, uh, he, he pissed on this woman. Pissed is so much harsher than PP. If convicted, he faces up to three years in prison. Based on the fact that he's a Wells Fargo executive, something tells me he's going to get a little slap on the wrist instead of, uh, three years in prison. You're saying that the justice system although well i

don't know if we know how much if we know india the indian justice system but you're saying that it treats people differently based on status and income i am i am i think you're right yeah yeah i think i think history will tell you uh that the system benefits some people more than others that's right uh it says that uh one passenger on the flight told reporters that he saw mishra consuming excessive liquor and that mishra was talking incoherently this sounds like uh this guy tried to do an ambient a little an ambient like jack daniels collabo did he pull his thing out it was just like a pee your pants situation if you piss on someone i'm gonna assume that you whip it out you can't you don't just sit

on their lap and piss there is a scenario where he had so much pee pee that it puddled up and started you know maybe the maybe the plane had to take a little dive and it just i saw something egregious on the last flight that i went on a little bit yeah well I was watching glass onion on mute on my last flight uh there was a couple next to me and they decided that they wanted or that she decided that she wanted to go to the bathroom and as she stood up she realized that the person in the bathroom uh was not getting out anytime soon and so instead of going back to her seat or lingering in the in thing, instead she sat on the lap of her husband. Nice. For about five minutes until the person got out.

How old were they? I would say 40 to 45 years old. Okay. Is that a horny move? It felt like a horny move. And I think that's because I've recently had conversations with some people about how planes are the breeding ground for nrbs these days oh you guys familiar with that because of cabin pressure i don't an nrb i'm new here i don't know what that is for those out there who don't know what

an nrb is it's a no reason boner boners that happen for no reason it's a non-sexual boner i think it's the vibration of the cabin does that make sense no cab cabins vibrate a little bit there's always a little hum and we know what a hum sounds like you see that uh Howard Stern that movie private parts I have you seen private go ahead you haven't? Mm-mm. I don't need to talk about that scene or no.

I just don't. You just watched the movie. You just let the guy do the story. Dude, I'm very horny seeing about how many other people. I'll be honest. I'm probably not going to watch Private Parts anytime soon. I felt like I was getting away with something watching that when I was a kid. That was a movie at Showbiz Video that existed on the shelf that I was never allowed to even think about trying to sneak in.

It just wasn't happening. Howard Stern was too well known of a perv at that time for my parents to be okay with it. He's a perv. Was showbiz video the like family video store in Harbor? It was, yeah. I still think of the one by the Tom Thumb that's still there. There used to be a family video store. That's where we went.

I would go. I have like this distinct memory of like getting games and like then blockbuster opened up and i started checking them both out and then it closed renting video they were so sick they were it was a nice old couple who ran it they had the beads uh the beads door that if you are blockbuster had the beads door too that's where you could see some sucking and fucking yeah the dirty not live but on video sure video cassette yeah renting one did y'all ever rent like the console from the place uh i think i have done that i don't think so there was a point where i rented a playstation because i wanted to play a certain game i think i wanted to play gta like the maybe gta or gta2 which was

much different than gta3 and the subsequent things from that series but yeah i remember renting a playstation just being like, what am I doing? I just rented this for $14. That's baller shit. The ultimate move at the video store or Blockbuster would be, so you'd go, you'd check the shelf, and you'd pull the game and see if there was any discs behind it,

because that's how you knew if it was in stock. If there weren't any, there was a little move. You could go out and be like, hey, can you check and see if this has maybe been returned since the last time y'all checked? And they'll check the return bed. They checked the little slot down there. Like, dude, yeah. One came in two hours ago. Turns out we did get Zelda.

The one that was written Zelda. Which, by the way, please go like Randy's most recent TikTok about Zelda. It's doing numbers. I somehow missed that one. It's because you're old and you're not on TikTok all the time. It's doing numbers. I somehow missed that one. It's because you're old and you're not on TikTok all the time. That's true.

Should there be a breathalyzer before you get on a plane? No. That would not end well for a lot of people. Can you imagine? Can you imagine if you're getting on the plane

the next morning after a bachelor party and they breathalyzed you and they're like, sorry, sir, you're still drunk from last night. There's a number of flights

that I've not been on if that had been the case. Yeah don't i feel like i've been pretty responsible in life i feel like most people cannot handle it they can't handle the booze on the plane i just don't care about drinking in airports anymore i'm too i'm too i'm too old it's not worth it the juice not the best time to do it. The juice ain't worth the squeeze. What are you talking about, man? Well, yeah.

For me, it's not because I'm going to have to pee-pee on the plane. When you're heading out to a fun place with the squad or something, you don't want to have a beer? Okay, that's a much different scenario than most of the things that I'm doing these days. Most of the time these days, Dylan,

I'm traveling with my one-and-a-half-year-old who's losing his fucking mind the entire time. It does depend on where you're going and who you're going don't get me wrong if i'm going if i'm going to uh i don't know maybe new orleans for i don't know maybe producer michael's bachelor party and i don't know maybe one of his buddies pierce decides to buy us a bunch of draft beers yeah i'm gonna drink sure that was uh during the mask era we had to remove our masks to take sips of said beers i thought i was getting away with something with doing that. I was like, do I just leave it off?

Do I cover back up after the sip? We were taking those frosty boys down, though, weren't we? Yeah, I drank a beer. I look over, Dylan's just on his back butt chugging his. Weird. Weird to do in the airport. Weird to do in the airport, for sure. I hit the sicko mode button.

You did. Oh, I remember that. You even tweeted about it. Did you play your airport for sure. I hit the sicko mode button. You did. Oh, I remember that. You even tweeted about it. Did you play your sicko card a little early that trip? I did. I did. You got to be careful playing the sicko card before the flight. This dude's in the mode on the plane.

I think we should do an anniversary trip to New Orleans. Oh, no. There's been a number of listeners who have hit Galatoire's in the last couple years that have reached out. Like, hey, can you recommend anything? I'm like, dude, just. Galatwiesies? I don't know what to tell you. You're going to like it all.

I guarantee it. We were there for so long. It was awesome. It was perfect. It was. It kept us out of trouble in other places. Remember the walk down Bourbon after that? We somehow weren't just sweating or it was weird

weird situation why'd you censor yourself i don't know i don't know we talked about enough dirty shit on this episode yeah you did yeah yellow toys is sick though anyway we can talk over there so this so this fucking guy's going to jail our fucking retail therapy co-host over here is just texting me hey i have a question shut up barrett's not how he sounds what's your problem that's exactly how he sounds uh well i've got a question um yeah that's pretty accurate i'd have i like i my barrett is i will pat myself on the back i have a good barrett jokes on me all right now do it smiling he's like seven percent body fat do it smiling dude he's doing a grin and barrett uh hey uh well no i i listened to y'all's pod last week that's good dude you fucking killed that what does it sound like what does barrett sound like

if he's in a uh a steam room at the gym yeah here here i'll play my part it's really hot in here oh you're just the steam i thought you're gonna be like the other person in the conversation no i'm the steam so if you want to be the other person okay hey how about that workout we just had up there huh pretty intense right this is where you're supposed to yeah it's hot in here did he brick did he brick steam room barrett i did i did uh back today what'd you do yeah it was full body friday for me okay that's sick dog okay i'll see you later man yeah i don't really i don't really talk much in the steam room okay the steam room was a good

segment though and we used to do that i saw a cow whip dave number one for some reason i was hosting one time and i did the sound effect and i left it up too loud and like it just sounded like a it sounded like a bad am radio connection second am radio reference uh and people are like yeah dave love the seg couldn't hear you guys couldn't hear you you love to see that no you don't i thought we had a whole segment on this yeah dave what didn't you have a steam room segment i was trying to get i was trying to give daddy like the perfect seg did he pass you the rock and you just held on to it here's why threw it right back at us. This wasn't a steam room. This was a sauna.

Very different. Dry sauna. Oh, okay. Let me pour some water over the hot rock real quick. That's not what you do. So I had a front row seat for Austin's hottest new comic. It was really cool. It was really cool. It was Saturday morning.

Turns out he was doing a show, a pop-up show in the sauna at the Lifetime Gym. Okay. Describe this guy. What does he look like? I want the whole picture here. Not in... Doesn't look like he lifts a lot of weights looks like he is he is a sloppy

bod he is okay tatted up looks like he's a big executive workout guy not throwing shade there shout out to him so the co-ed there's two saunas there's three saunas actually the men's locker room and the in the women's locker room both have gender specific saunas then there's a co-ed, there's two saunas. There's three saunas, actually. The men's locker room and the women's locker room both have gender-specific saunas. Then there's a co-ed sauna, which is where I normally go. It's bigger and it's hotter. It's great. But 174 in there, last I looked. Okay.

Pretty hot. I've seen it up at 185, too. We'll get up there. I go out there to go. Man, I see it on 187. I look and that's murder. Bang, bang. You saw murder in the sauna. Man, I see it on 187. I look and that's murder. Bang, bang. You saw murder in the sauna.

Murder was a case that they gave Will. Remember when Mike had tried to get everybody to use Asana, the messaging software for processes, and nobody did it? He had some people doing it. I was not one of those people. There was a directive from our CEO, I think. Yeah, you can't. Micah was all about it.

We check off tasks for the day. This is where you're still trying to figure out Micah, because he was still wearing Joseph A. Banks pleated khakis with boots. In Micah's defense, he showed up to work and no one told him what he was supposed to do. He just made up stuff for himself to do. He was trying to fit in. Love it. And it worked. He's now one of our favorite

people. Off the ground and it worked. So I'm like, I go to go get in the co-ed sauna, look in there. There's like 18 people in there. It's packed. I'm not doing that. It's just too much. And you're sweating and other people's sweat droplets will get on you. And then you get cold and flu season, whatever. I'm going to go to the men's locker room one. There's usually like three people in there at most. I go in there, there's like six people in there, but there's the corner, a very large corner where you can just stand. And I was like, you know what? I'll stand.

It doesn't matter. It's warmer, you know, sitting up anyway, or standing up anyway, you get the heat, heat rises famously. Okay. It does. Um, guy comes in, looks around. Little did I know this man was a comedian. He stood next to me, kind of looked at me and I'm just silent. I don't, I don't do headphones in there. They get too hot. I don't like bringing my phone in. So I'm just standing there. Guy sitting next to the rocks, the heating device stands up, gets out, walks out. Now you might think that's, that be dave's spot dave was here first i'm content with standing this guy fast walks over to it and gets there knows he got away with something he didn't tap you on your way he didn't even dick tap me does he do it he's still a towel down because that seat formerly

occupied by someone who's very sweaty to his credit he did throw a towel down all right good he sits down and he kind of like jokes with the guy next to him. He's like, yeah, best seat in the house. And the guy who was like not talking, no one was talking. Guy goes, ha ha. Yeah, that's all he'd do there. Dude who sat down, the comedian, looks at me kind of realizing, oh, I just kind of cut this dude. Even though I wasn't going there.

He kind of looks at me and he goes, second best seat in the house points to the seat next to him. And I don't respond. I give him nothing. I look straight ahead. Cause I don't, I can already tell this guy sucks. Yeah. And he actually a comedian or are you just, are you painting him? Well, you tell me then when he sees, I didn't react. he looks around at the room he goes don't worry i'm straight okay hell yeah dude and that's sick everybody just kind of like again no one is reacting one guy gave him a chuckle with the first thing he said and that was it and i'm just like oh no like at this point i'm like do i need to just leave and i'm like no this guy's not ruining my uh longevity sauna experience that could be offensive to someone and well here's dylan i'm glad you

brought that up when he realized that he had read the room poorly he goes that he couldn't say whatever the hell he wants well here's the thing about this guy he let us know like you know sometimes i like to just say things that are politically incorrect oh tough guy oh yeah yeah i don't care dude this guy gives zero fucks dude you're crazy dude his fuck egg is literally on empty does it end there it doesn't uh he launches into the second phase of his act where he says i mean like you can't even say you're married anymore you gotta you gotta say uh you it's your partner because apparently being married is toxic i don't know if that's accurate no one is and i'm when i say no one is reacting like maybe someone like looked over at him no one is like most people

there's two other people in there one of them or both of them have headphones in and one of the guys took it out to kind of like see exactly what was going on. And he got nothing. And so I'm just sitting there. His set was bombing. He's that fat dude, Jeff, the guy who's just chucking up shots and just hitting them off the top of the backboard. Spice Adams. Yeah.

I love that. He's funny. I love that. The best thing about this guy, when he realized like, all right, this didn't go well, but it was open mic night and just working on some new material. He pulls his legs, he pulls his feet up over his, I guess, his quad muscles and sits down like he's doing a yoga pose.

Oh my God. Closes his eyes, does his hands, turns them, I don't know you know meditation meditation hands and starts doing this audible breathing exercise with his eyes closed meditation is this a bit or is he no this is real calm he did if it was a bit he stuck with it and there was no payoff no payoff but honestly i don't know he made it onto a small to mid-sized comedy podcast that's true i walked out of there i was like do you think it's a backer who was just comedy podcast. That's true. I walked out of there. I was like – Do you think it's a backer who was just doing a bit hoping that he could entertain you? And then he found out very quickly that you just don't care about him?

Dave's going to talk about this on the pod. He succeeded in that respect. I did talk about it. I hope our listeners get so next level with their bits that instead of coming up to us in public and saying hello, I hope they just start weirding us out in public so that we talk about it on the podcast hey that'd be that's a better bit on that note shout out to uh listener jeff who i saw mossy moss walked up to get drinks he's standing in line he goes you think they serve l daves here that's the way you do it that's a that's a good that's how you do it it's the salsa they leave on the table too sweet i want some spicy johns for this place what there's fruit in that salsa

tomato that's there's non-tomato fruit there's mango in there there's something in there and i don't know what it is i don't i feel like your classic salsa can't be fruit forward i feel like it has to be very like either salsa didn't leave an impression on me good or bad so i can't really comment on it yet but well those chips are phenomenal when we went well and i were at the very end getting the salsa pitcher and just pouring it onto individual chips yeah i saw that we got a real problem yeah it was a bad boy move yeah joe pesky over here talking about myself like i'm still on that pescatarian grind and so like they didn't have a lot of their pescatarian options available on the menu that day so it's a soft launch stop saying that soft open dude they've had like six soft launches in the last week they need to actually be opened up they had a week long soft opening what they had they need

to harden that shit up do you prefer the hard opening and the soft opening yeah which one do you like the soft is a little bit more VIP. Well, they let us in there. We're nobody. Yeah, we're small to mid-sized influencers. That's true. We're C-list Austin celebs. Oh, okay.

Man, after the heat that that guy in the sauna was putting on you, you probably needed a good draft after that when you got out. Ooh, yeah. You might have even called yourself a draft king. Check him out at Cap City. He's doing the Laugh Factory in Addison next week. Dude, was. You might have even called yourself a draft king. Check him out at Cap City. He's doing the Laugh Factory in Addison next week. Dude, was it Lil' Sass? It was not Lil' Sass.

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Minimum age and eligibility restrictions do apply. See show notes for details okay i got some breaking news i think country boy will might be making an appearance this year what do you not like country boy will dylan is this gonna be a uh country boy will shows you what he would wear if he was your husband i'll do that tiktok can we yeah can we do um we should each do one what do you call it when you do a side by side a duo what a duel what's it called a duet duet thank you a duel how do you how do you do fellow kids i would like to duel with you we fucking 15 paces and turn around with the toolie i want to do at some of these

cringe talks that i see should i should i the Country Boy Will TikTok to the masses? I feel like it's been a while. I thought you did. Is it on Pride? What do you mean release it? It's out there. The GIF is out there because Randy made a GIF without clearing it by me. So the GIF is out there, but the actual TikTok itself with the music, with everything, with the production value that I

put into it. Yeah, release that shit. I'm not going to watch it because it makes me like shrivel up. Were you otherwise like, oh, I was going to say, were you otherwise like rock solid? It just makes me like, ooh.

Yeah, Dylan just, his default is just rock hard. Maybe that's what I'll start watching on flights when I get an NRB. Your own TikTok? My own TikTok. Actually, I might get

just straight rocked up. Say what you want about the elevator cringe talk we did that time. I know y'all are probably as fond of it as I am, but I thought that was so fun. I was home sick, so you guys just did it without that was so funny dave it was it was fine dylan likes doing cringe talks a little too much they're fun you like doing them

a little too much i like to do the the e-boy like sway house yes style of like and this is why because you can you patrol the comments afterwards to see like who's saying i'm hot because you do a lot of bullshit you do it because you know like you get away that old man is way too old to be doing this but he's hot you can get away with the cringe under the humor exemption and you're like oh at least i get the hotness out of it that is not why yes it is just funny content i do want to i do i'm a 39 year old podcaster making fun of like these 17 year old like ripped douchebags i want to know haircuts i want to know what you'll wear if you're my husband yeah what are you gonna wear on date night oh rodeo night am i a cowboy

i don't know dylan what are you gonna wear to do this what are you gonna wear to see the fam? I'm going to hit you with a black cowboy hat. I'm going denim, button down, poncho. I'm doing bolo tie. We can do this in video form. You don't have to actually tell us. Yeah, I don't actually care. You asked me a question, you dumb dumb. We should do this. I do need style help.

Like cowboy style help? Because your boy, I'm officially going to the fort worth rodeo at the end of the month i'm breaking sober jans who's performing sobs jans i don't i don't even know who's performing i don't care who's performing is that do they have performers at the fort worth rodeo just like they do at the houston rodeo i don't it's not as extensive it's gonna be parker mccall that'd be sick dude i would love to hear some really shitty country music um actually to be honest if i'm at the fort worth rodeo i'm dressed like a cowboy i would love to hear some really shitty country music um actually to be honest if i'm at the fort worth rodeo i'm dressed like a cowboy i would love to hear some really shitty country

music that sounds awesome yeah i don't know what to wear because here's my i'm having an existential crisis when it comes to this one i don't have a straight up cowboy hat do i need to go buy a cowboy hat yes i'm embarrassed to say neither do i like i have a western hat but it's not a cowboy hat i think i need i think i need to go buy a cowboy hat. Two. It's felt season. Two. I don't know what shirt to wear. I think I got to go poncho. Go poncho. I think I got to go poncho.

It's an easy call. Number three, I don't currently own cowboy boots. How necessary is it for me to actually get cowboy boots? Randy, shut up. Randy is disgusted. Because I can't hit him

with some Nike Reacts at the rodeo. Everyone's going to be snickering at me. You see that beta male who couldn't pee getting a little bark crow i am impressed with that randy has moved from chicago to austin and already has like at least two pairs of he's holding up three three pairs of cowboy boots currently that's too many pairs of cowboy boots no it's not what is done in brooks dude hell yeah it's like brooks it's gotta be a cover band right yeah go to the last weekend in january dave give me the give me

the axe there if brooks and done are there i'm gonna be happy i don't think they're going to be okay um you don't have to wear cowboy boots what do i wear as a substitute so i don't get roasted sneakers i don't want to wear dork ass sneakers though Will I think Brooks and Dunn now go by Dunn and Brooks No Why is it listed as Dunn and Brooks That's the weirdest rebrand of all time I'm looking at the website The worldwide website

I'm sorry You can get some Justins Just regular old Cowhide boots For like 120 bucks Oh Will Just regular old cowhide boots for $120. Oh, Will. What are you doing Saturday? You know I need that drip drip.

I know. This Saturday? You're just throwing out random dates, David. We could probably get you into the celebrity goat milking contest. Honestly, if they need any small to mid-sized podcasters, I will absolutely do that. Dude, his dad owned a ranch. He knows how to handle it.

I will absolutely milk. What is it, goats? Yeah. Dude, I will absolutely do some goats. What if you go to do it and you're just milking tiger? Dude, I got good news. Sounds like the night that I'm going, guess who's going to be there?

Larry the Cable Guy? Oh, that's a big get. But at 9.30 p.m. at the Bud Light Roadhouse, I don't know where that is, the Poo Live Crew is playing. Who poo live crew i don't know okay it appears as though they uh dress in uh ninja outfits or i guess just karate outfits and they they have a keytar player they just they just uh cover the lippy video from like 15 years ago there's no way the harlem and they have a keytar player. They just covered the Blippi video from like 15 years ago.

The Harlem Shake Blippi video. There's no way that's what's going on there. What happened to that video? I forgot. I think I have it. What, the one where he poops? Yeah. I don't watch that on his friend.

I don't do poop humor. I don't either. Until I do. But off the record, I don't do any poop humor. Unless it's about Mondos. Right. That's where we draw the line.

If a Mondo is occurring, then it needs to get acknowledged. I mean, there's a lot going on. You've got the poultry show, the pigeon show, the cowboy church, dairy goat show. You could even buy a horse, a ranch horse. There you go. So I could save a horse? Do I need to ride a cowboy after? You need to text Flounder because he will probably be there.

I will be an electric meetup. I feel like I'm just going to be there without texting Flounder and I'm just going to see him walk out in a Matador costume into the middle of that and do something stupid. You'll definitely notice him when you see him yeah yeah i mean it's flounder if you drop a country boy will instagram with flounder you're gonna do numbers i need i need to start doing more uh annoying uh country boy will tiktoks that's gonna be my initiative in 2023 we're having a company-wide meeting this week, and I think I'm going to bring to the table

that I'm going to start being a little more country, a little less rock and roll. You don't have to bring that to a meeting. You can just start doing it. A talking point in the meeting. I'm rebranding, yeah. Will's rebrand is going to be a major talking point of our company-wide meeting.

I'm going to talk for 30 minutes about Cringe Talks and how I need to be back in on them. Hey, there was something on the rundown, which is why I didn't launch into the sauna story, about uh prince harry doing psychedelics why did that get oh yeah what happened well apparently last night he admitted to to dabbling in some psychedelics on uh 60 minutes would he do some cbd i don't it sounds like he didn't do one cbd what do you do i don't know he didn't say that was the question i had so apparently he was having a really hard time, and this is justified, through his teen years, not being able to express himself, not being able to deal with some of the emotions he was having. Understandable. He's a royal.

Big bald brother. His mom died in a tragic accident, and his dad wants to be a tampon in some other lady's body. You never want to hear that your dad wants to be a tampon. That's the truth. That happened. And so he admitted that he might have part partook in some excessive drinking maybe some drug use yeah he even he even said that he dabbled in psychedelics that's yeah we we know you were excessively drinking we saw your halloween costume which he he has since now tried to blame on william okay it doesn't matter yeah yeah he said william tried to tell him to wear that like i'm sorry dude

but like you put on a nazi uniform everyone else is like a little more innocent than the person wearing the nazi what did william go at william when is like uh teddy roosevelt or something especially considering the uh familial ties to uh the nazi party yeah i i've i haven't taught fritz very many things uh but since his name does mean German soldier, I've told him that he's not allowed to do any Nazi bits growing up. Yeah. It's not for the best. Yeah.

Yeah. But sometimes I do like to say some things that are a little politically incorrect. Right. Dude. Dude, that guy was killing. He also didn't appreciate it. Yeah it yeah i mean this guy is up there he was just working through some new material he's got a special he's filming in a few weeks

maybe that's his process he tries it out in the sauna at the at the local gym there's no doubt that dude's heavily into rogan yeah rogan is he gonna ruin like every restaurant in austin eventually if he starts going there too much? I mean, Jay Carver's was already done, but now it's done done. He needs to stop posting from restaurants. He's ruined Terry Black's. He didn't ruin Terry Black's. No, ruined it meaning it's now that much more difficult to get into Terry Black's.

I always feel like Terry Black's, as far as people visiting town uh goes i feel like it's a good place for the the barbecue connoisseurs to go and knock out very quickly because like the line goes quick overall yeah show up a little like the 11 15 before 11 30 yeah if you show up at 11 30 you might catch a lot if you see the line outside know that it goes fairly quickly yeah it's not a bad one if you don't want to wait, there's a really dope Mexican food place right next door. I don't want to wait. By the way. I don't think if you're craving barbecue,

it's different. I'm just saying. It's a fantastic consolation prize. I love it. Eating mole duck tacos might not be a good substitute. And quality-wise, it's great. We had Hatim Mattar, Arab pitmaster, on. He was raving about it.

He's like, this is the best I've had in Texas. Really? Some of the best. Some of the best. Some of the best. Yeah, he had a little invisible. Do you think Prince Harry was like a, do you think he had one of the hula hoops? Do you think he was a hula hoop guy at the music festivals?

Yeah. Like around the arms? How many drugs do you have to do before you're like i'm gonna be the hula hoop person i told you about the hula hoop girl i saw at the airport if you give me an adderall you're gonna see me hula hooping in the corner that's sick i'd love to see that i was at the airport uh in october and it was a 6 a.m flight and I saw a girl and she was doing the hula hoop thing in the airport I was like no 6 a.m can you bring a hula hoop imagine bringing a hula hoop not only can you bring one single hula hoop to the airport you can bring numerous hula hoops I learned where do you stow that I don't know where she stowed them is it collapsible I don't know but she had three

different hula hoops as i could see that she needed two free chain or one free chan and then one for the the neck she's a perfect tin but she brings a hula hoop to the airport yeah she's yeah come on you invite her to a concert and she brings a hula hoop with her that's brutal you go like you ask your girl on a tinder date to like a concert and she shows up with a hula hoop and like a i'm side texting the squad like she's so hot but man she has a hula hoop with her i don't think i can do this what if she brings one for you it ain't happening that's some serious hip action hula hoop correctly facts sure facts can you do a hula hoop uh i could for about seven seconds yeah it's pretty easy once you get the emotion down the

motion in the ocean well do we think do you think like prince harry was just doing like shrooms or do you think he was doing like you don't think acid but when he was doing it this was before i feel like shrooms are right now hitting their stride in terms of like the general acceptance of them they've always been a thing though they've always been a thing, though. They've always been a thing. But those UK kids party different. Do they? In some designer shit? Yeah. Yeah.

They want that 2CB and shit. I feel like... I get twisted on 2CB. I feel like the key to hula hooping longer is like you think about like random stuff. Like think about like your great grandparents or like an old Texas Rangers team from the 70s. You start namings you start naming go through the lineup in your head really yeah that'll keep you from from ending the hula hooping early you just gotta like focus on something else in the room

yeah think about like your seventh grade teacher who was like just an old dude who's just annoying and gross works for something else too so i've heard what what yeah what'd you say placido palanco miguel cabrera maglio ardonis carlos guillen pete in caviglia steve buchel we need to get out of here dean palmer dave hit that horny button rusty greer rusty greer mark mclemore the doctor of defense mclemore the rapper golf influencer okay we gotta go yep bye Outro Music