Circling Back - Saved By The Bell Reboot & Tom DeLonge's Aliens

Episode Date: September 18, 2019

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Starting point is 00:00:00 all right we're back circling back podcast my name is will to freeze live from the early bird cbd studios in austin texas to my right david ruff man our friends in southeast texas houston texas they're straight up getting pissed on right now. Like, literally? This little tropical wave, this little tropical storm in Melda, really doing some damage, putting up some big rain numbers. Is it coming this way, the rain that is? No.
Starting point is 00:00:39 We were going to get approximately zero showers from it. Yesterday, there was one. You could tell it was kind of the wind kind of shifts out of the north because of the way it's spinning and you get these like tropical waves we had one but it wasn't at my house so we're getting none at my house and i was really looking forward to rain this week it's supposed to rain like three or four days this is and it's gonna be hotter now this is bullshit if there's a tropical storm named after you like how hard do you want it to go you don't want it to go hard enough that there's like complete devastation and death
Starting point is 00:01:08 but you want it to go hard enough that it makes a news like everyone named katrina feels bad about their name yeah like that's too far like yeah that took it too far they don't like telling people that that's their name but if they have like hurricane d-man like you at least want it to make the news hurricane sock yeah hurricane sock like i don't want any deaths but i want people to at least be like should we evacuate i want people to be afraid of it but then not actually deliver not yeah man this thing's putting up some big time rain numbers that's kind of what i do anyway the storm is doing numbers you're saying so be safe if you're in houston texas jersey village baytown league city katie katie's a little bit west i mean they're getting some but Village, Baytown, League City. Katie?
Starting point is 00:01:45 Katie's a little bit west. I mean, they're getting some, but it's a little bit west. I tried. I'm not a big geography guy. Katie's really blown up over the last decade or so. Yeah, why does everyone love Katie? Good football program. Yeah. Okay. That's all I know about it. They could challenge this year. And then I
Starting point is 00:02:01 always drive through it on my way from Austin going to Houston. Yeah. Yeah. That's the only reason I know it. Yeah. Yeah challenge this year. And then I always drive through it on my way from Austin going to Houston. Yeah. Yeah. That's the only reason I know it. Yeah. Yeah. Stay safe, Houston. So be safe.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Damn. East Texas. West Louisiana. The whole region. Just say like the whole region over there. No, keep saying like the geographical parts. Tyler, Texas. You're in the path.
Starting point is 00:02:21 It's like Bubba. Palestine. It's like Bubba Gump. Should we introduce Dylan? Golden Triangle. Beaumontont port arthur what's up pa all right go ahead hey what's going on um yeah i'm not gonna sit here and you like complain but like okay i'm in a lot of pain um my back's in really bad shape i'm going to the chiropractor today you blow your back out? I don't know what happened.
Starting point is 00:02:47 I don't know what happened. It's like favoring the right side. It's just, it's, it's, I can't get comfortable. Where's the pain? Did it shoot down your leg as well? No, it's not, it's not shooting. It's pretty isolated. I was worried you had some sciatica.
Starting point is 00:02:59 It's my lower back on the right side of my spine. It feels muscular, not spinal, which I think is a good thing. Can you confirm or deny that you got this while you were on your hands and knees on a doctor's table? Or on an esthetician's table? Is that who bleaches? I can't confirm. That is not how it happened. A bleachologist.
Starting point is 00:03:20 If I just insulted the esthetician market, I apologize. No, it's the anesthesiologist. They have to do anesthesia and then bleach. No, it's the anesthesiologist. You put me down, please. I think it's weight room related, unfortunately. That's why I don't put up weight, dude. I've been meaning to tell you your form sucks.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Maybe it does. I don't know what's going on, man. I subscribe to the Donald Trump thing that you shouldn't work out and exercise because your body only has so much energy in your lifetime. I absolutely cannot get comfortable. You and I are going to live longer than you guys. If I have to lay on the floor, forgive me. It's not, you know, I mean, no disrespect.
Starting point is 00:03:53 I just don't on the floor. It's going to be really weird when you're on the floor and we can't see you, but your voice is still just talking to us. It's going to be like a phone interview, but you're in the room. Is this any way related to the time like two weeks ago where you just decided to stand up and do the podcast no that wasn't a back thing that was me just getting antsy which i do sometimes so this is kind of your flu game you could say that i almost didn't even show up i told you i texted you about it we canceled the podcast yesterday yeah canceled the mailing yesterday you were gonna sayceled the mailing yesterday. You were going to say you almost did something else,
Starting point is 00:04:25 and then you stopped yourself, by the way. I caught that. I do that in normal conversation now. It's never safe to use those words anymore. I do it in normal conversation. I'll almost say it, and then I'm like, hold on. And then I'm like, wait, these people have no clue. You can speak normally and use that word,
Starting point is 00:04:40 and people won't think it's weird. Yeah, like my 55-year-old aunt's not going to be like, oh, you did what? What do you mean? But I'm still censoring, oh, you did what? What are you? But I'm still like censoring myself. You almost did what to the studio? Yeah. My favorite thing to do is in like group emails
Starting point is 00:04:51 on like bachelor parties or something where I don't know a lot of the people. People will be like, hey guys, haven't heard from some of y'all, haven't RSVP'd. I just want to know who's going to make the Friday round for the golf trip. And then just respond. You're really happy with yourself.
Starting point is 00:05:07 I'm coming, exclamation mark. And I'll inevitably get two people who know what I'm doing. They'll text. That's not even funny. It's not. It's not. Oh, man. But, yeah, I am happy to be here.
Starting point is 00:05:24 I just don't feel great. Okay, we get it, dude, I am happy to be here. I just don't feel great. Okay, we get it, dude. You're going to have hurts. Are you doing this to get like, man, I guess I'm going to put you on blast. Because I remember you've done this in the past, sympathy DMs. No, I don't want any sympathy DMs. I just want to get my back fixed. I'm going to the chiropractor.
Starting point is 00:05:43 Because I remember last time when you were under the weather quotes, wasn't you weren't even sick you're like dude i got so many dms oh it was sick don't listen to dave he's making this shit up i did not say that you said the only thing that can make you feel better is a photo and i'm like dude what that's sleazy bro you're sleazy dude i feel great i was i could barely put sentences together on monday's pod because i was still just like in a daze and the wednesday after like a massive weekend when the fog finally like rises and you feel good i feel just amazing to now my theory is tuesday is the worst day tuesday is terrible because monday you're still you had a rough still kind of operating in a i had the worst one you had a rough monday i had a straight up mental breakdown on monday the ad reads they weren't bad but like you made more mistakes in them than
Starting point is 00:06:29 you've ever made and i was like dude why didn't we just do the ad if you took the ad reads i made if you took the ad reads i did on monday and you took all the mistakes i made on monday it it it is more than if you took all the mistakes i've made leading up to this yeah we i don't know why we didn't just volunteer and be like, dude, we'll do the reads. Numerous guys text me from that, or like in the group text dropped in,
Starting point is 00:06:51 like I can't form sentences. And like, I was just like, dude, imagine having to tape a podcast. It was just impossible today though. I feel good. I'm happy for you,
Starting point is 00:07:00 man. Hopefully I get there at some point today. Dude, that'd be tight. That'd be tight. Yeah. Can I do an announcement real quick? If you must.
Starting point is 00:07:10 I tweeted something out yesterday from the Sunday Scaries account. I said an announcement coming Sunday, and sure enough, the first response was whating Sunday. But I've decided to push up the announcement. Well, this is exciting. It's very exciting. Something is coming back. Whatting back? Sexy?
Starting point is 00:07:28 I'm not bringing sexy back. Oh, well. I might. I don't know what this is, then. Drumroll. Dylan just gave the most half-assed smirk. He hated what I did, but he had to. This is a new announcement alert.
Starting point is 00:07:43 Yeah, new announcement alert. New announcement alert. That's good. That's good. What is it, man? The worst weekend column is coming back. Big. This is huge.
Starting point is 00:07:57 This is huge for numerous reasons. One, the worst weekend column will be free. I will be dropping it on sunday-scaries.com. Okay. I want people to get it for free. Is that a website? It's a website. The website has recently been revamped.
Starting point is 00:08:14 It is much more conducive to doing some extra writing, and it's going to exist there. You can submit your worst weekends. If you have a worst weekend from just like the past few weeks or months or whatever, please submit it. You can do it by going to sunday-scaries.com slash submit. Or you can just email it to me at will at sunday-scaries.com. Either way, I want to hear from you.
Starting point is 00:08:39 If I don't get good stories on this first weekend, I'm going to be very upset. I have a backlog of some that I have from the past. I don't want to use those right now. Dude, you know they'll come through for you. It's tailgates. People are going back to their alma mater. People are fucking partying. Please, send them my way.
Starting point is 00:08:54 I want to hear. If there's some good ones, they might make it onto Monday's podcast. Every Monday. Or, if there's enough good ones, might see something on patreon wow what are you serious these were um some of my favorite segments that we did back in the day they're good for touching base they're good i always had so much fun with them well like i i said this before the podcast people would always come up and be like dude like my favorite column and i'd always expect them to say like things girls after graduation they'd be like my favorite columns the the worst weekends on monday i'm like cool like i don't
Starting point is 00:09:33 really write too much on those like it's mostly just other people but i'm glad that i can like compile these stories and make you happy but the the column and the uh the segments are only as good as the stories submitted so if you have any, please send them my way. To all the people who have DM'd me, like, are you bringing War's Weakens back? Like, here you go. Let's fucking ride. That's how they talk. I'm excited for it to make its way to the podcast.
Starting point is 00:09:54 More so than I am the editorial. No offense. It's okay. I just like talking about it. Dude, I'm kind of excited to do the column. Okay, good. Kind of pumped up. You should make Brett do a podcast with you.
Starting point is 00:10:03 Yeah, I'm thinking getting Brett involved in these. He's young. He lets it rip a little bit. Brett's not a big beer guy. Do you guys know that? No. Brett doesn't like taking down numerous beers in one sitting, at least from my experience.
Starting point is 00:10:16 I told you Brett gets recognized more around Austin than I do. It's fun. Yeah, it's awesome. Wait, your office manager, Brett, just ran him dudes off from the street. It's really funny. He's definitely more like, he's got a wider blanket than we do. His previous employer's a little bit larger than us.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Who did he work for before us? Bing. Ringer. That's it. No, the binger. The guy's next to us in line. I said Bing. I like that you bring Bing jokes.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Well, I think you made the first one when we had, oh, hey, B-Tay and Stu. We're at Micah's pool house, actually. Oh. That was one of the, I laughed so hard. She didn't want to say where she works, so she said, I work for a fairly large search engine based out of Austin.
Starting point is 00:11:00 And Dave goes, oh, Bing. Yeah. Webcrawler? Mozilla. That was good. Hey, web crawler. Mozilla. That was good. Hey, can we do another porn site with business inside her just called Bleach Her Report? Jeez.
Starting point is 00:11:14 That's so much worse. What's wrong with you? I don't know. Well, just curvy. That transitions perfectly into this. It's National Cheeseburger Day. Dude, oh, man, nothing better than a National Food Day. I can't wait to have a cheeseburger.
Starting point is 00:11:28 Oh man, I hope people just post a bunch of cheeseburgers on their timelines talking about how much they love cheeseburgers. The thing about a cheeseburger is it's a burger with cheese. Wow, I didn't think of it like that. Hey, whoever, who was running circling back last night, the tweets? Cat Pat. She did one of those like Bachelor in Paradise style, like think about Bachelor in Paradise. Who was running circling back last night? Cat Pat. She did one of those Bachelor in Paradise style.
Starting point is 00:11:48 Think about Bachelor in Paradise. People automatically start tagging me. I'm like, I didn't even do this. She does a great job with that. I did it one night where I feel like I crushed it when I filled in for her. The next two times I filled in for her, I just shit the bed.
Starting point is 00:12:03 My tweets underperformed it was just ugly she's she's way better than me uh what do you know you're pathetic i'm pathetic what's your ideal cheeseburger um i like the traditional simple mcdonald's ask cheeseburger okay not saying i like the mcdonald's cheeseburger it's fine it's good hangover food but there's a lot of gourmet burger places that have done they basically will take what the McDonald's cheeseburger is
Starting point is 00:12:33 pickle cheese, meat patty, bun I'm just going to explain what a hamburger is what's that where they put ketchup on it are you mansplaining hamburgers right now and they'll do it but with like more quality bun and and patty june's our little spot here on the south congress they do a really good one they do a great one so that's what i like they put jalapenos on that thing too oh god yeah i'm pretty simple i i try to make sally i always i always quiz her
Starting point is 00:13:00 before we go somewhere so that she knows what i need if she's ever picking up something and i'm not around to like, tell her what I want. So I always say like, all right, what should I get here? So I get just a normal cheeseburger, mayo,
Starting point is 00:13:12 pickle, onion, sometimes jalapeno. If I'm at a gourmet place, sometimes I'll do a little blue cheeseburger. If I'm getting crazy, blue cheese and bacon burger goes hard. I found that.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Oh yeah. I normally like a bacon burger. I found that a lot of the gourmet burger places, they tend to overdo it on the bacon. Like their bacon is of such a high quality that it overtakes the flavor of the rest of the cheeseburger. I wrote a column for a former website that we worked for, and it was just about
Starting point is 00:13:45 how like I hate gourmet burgers and I hate just spending the money on a gourmet burger when you can get so many good burgers for so much cheaper and like everyone
Starting point is 00:13:54 putting their like stupid ass like $22 burgers on Instagram. Like dude, that's so much money. Most of the time it doesn't taste that much better.
Starting point is 00:14:02 I don't want to expose this restaurant in Charleston. It's also in Nashville. It's called Husk. It's a world-class restaurant. World-class. And everyone talks about how good their burger is. Their burger's good, but it's not that much better
Starting point is 00:14:16 than a really good homemade burger that one of us could make. As a grill guy, smoke boy, a Traeger dude, I find that doing a good burger... Are you going to ride a smoke boy? Should I not? I don't know. I'm trying to think if that's like a slur or something. I find that doing a good burger and keeping it juicy and moist
Starting point is 00:14:38 is one of the more difficult things. Yeah. Well, yeah. It is. I also find it weird when people order their burger when given the option like medium rare like why would you ever because why would you ever want ground beef yeah that's weird like at a like lesser cooked it's not like it's a filet or a steak no i was raised that way raised medium rare the only the only reason i won't do medium rare is because a lot of restaurants will undercook it or it'll make make it too juicy, and it soaks through the bun at a restaurant.
Starting point is 00:15:10 And so that's the only time I won't do it medium rare. But most of the time, I prefer medium rare. Yeah, I've never heard anybody who actually does it, who actually enjoys a medium rare burger. The little trailer across from Alamo Draft House in South Mar called Luke's Inside Out. They do a burger that's pretty medium rare, and it goes so hard. Have you all had that burger? Yes. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:15:33 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's one of my favorite burgers in Austin. It's so good that it turns you into John Travolta. Yeah, it does that. Yeah. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:15:44 Are they remaking Face Off? I think I saw it. They don't need to do that. It just doesn't need to happen. So, yeah, hamburgers. You know where I'd love to get a hamburger from? The Max in Bayside, California. Dude, no one's doing transitions like that i didn't know this and when i came in this morning dave was like hey so we got to talk about this obviously and i was
Starting point is 00:16:13 like i don't know what you're talking about will you explain what's going on dave i don't know what you're talking about okay so here article here on hollywoodreporter.com says, Saved by the Bell TV sequel with Mario Lopez and Elizabeth Berkley, a go at NBCUniversal's Streamer. They have a streaming service. It's called Peacock. You can't call your streaming service Peacock. Why not? Because sometimes people refer to their P as a stream.
Starting point is 00:16:46 That's their logo though. It's a peacock. I know. I'm just saying you can't pair these together. I think it works weirdly. And I'm not a big NBC guy. I don't like. You know I have my issues with NBC.
Starting point is 00:16:57 Why don't you just call it like NBC streaming or something. Download the peacock app. Do you want to hear more about this reboot? Yes. So, oh, and potentially MPG, Mark Paul Gosselaar. The new straight-to-series comedy explores what happens when California Governor Zach Morris gets into hot water. How did he get governor?
Starting point is 00:17:21 For closing too many low-income high schools and proposes the affected students be sent to the highest-performing schools in the state, including Bayside High. The influx of new students gives the over-privileged Bayside kids a much-needed and hilarious dose of reality. Lopez and Berkley will return to play their respective characters, A.C. Slater and Jesse Spano, in what sources say are new roles as parents. berkeley will return to play their respective characters ac slater and jesse spano and what
Starting point is 00:17:45 sources say are new roles as parents wow man i love some uh some is this like a voucher is this commentary on private vouchers school vouchers what how did zach become the governor well he is a confirmed sociopath yeah that's true but he also like i mean he didn't do that well in high school he went to cal u with uh some of his cronies and i'm going to assume that that wasn't He's a confirmed sociopath. Yeah, that's true. But he also, like, I mean, he didn't do that well in high school. He went to Cal U with some of his cronies. And I'm going to assume that that wasn't the greatest college just based on, like, the people that got in there. LBJ went to Southwest Texas.
Starting point is 00:18:16 Sure did. No one talks about that, though. I also think they're making it unnecessarily political. You know who else went to Southwest Texas? George Strait. I did. Oh. Before it changed, the name changed to Texas State. Oh, you were the last class. I was, yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:34 First freshman year, it was Southwest Texas. Yes, I'm old. That's what I'm trying to say. Oh, I really thought we were going to talk about George Strait. We can talk about it. You went there as well. Yeah. More people care about that. Also, Jeff Foster, foster former pacer's great that's right wow people forget about him i see him around austin randomly he's just seeing the golds in westlake yeah really yeah oh well what's your favorite jeff foster moment yeah what do you like wait i think i know i think i've seen him too shut up
Starting point is 00:19:02 he's really tall. Yeah. Okay, I'm sorry. We don't have to talk about Jeff Foster right now. No, we do. He's just my own curiosity. Dude, I learned on Twitter last night that Jared Borislow also went to South Florida. Oh, yeah. I do see this guy at goal. He's like 7 feet 6'11".
Starting point is 00:19:17 Yeah. Yeah. You want to know what his net worth is, Will? 6.9 million. 22 million. Wow. Pretty good. This fucker? Did he have like a legit career he was either he was a center he was in the league for almost a decade if not more if not longer for
Starting point is 00:19:36 him man so no connection to say by the bell though he was never in that i am uh i'm gonna watch this i think we going to watch this. I think we will all watch this. This reeks of a show that we'll watch for probably two weeks and then just give up on. So you guys weren't as big into Boy Meets World as I was. No. They rebooted that with Corey and Topanga as the parents,
Starting point is 00:20:00 and they called it Girl Meets World, and it was their daughter being Corey. It was just too Disney. Like, Boy Meets World had, like, kind of a grown-up appeal to it, where, like, it looked, like, kind of legit, and it wasn't all, like, zany, whatever. This is just, it was just too Disney feeling,
Starting point is 00:20:19 like, too Hannah Montana-y and too Suite Life of Zack and Cody and shit. I just wasn't about it, and I'm thinking they're going to do the same thing. They're not bringing back Lisa Turtle, right? Because she looks scary right now. Man, what happened? It appears that Lisa and Screech will not be involved.
Starting point is 00:20:34 That's good. Screech is a trash person. Dustin Diamond is a straight-up lunatic. Yeah. Tiffany Amber Thiessen. No. She still has her fastball, though. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:20:45 How old is she now? Hard to say. Can't really look that up. MPG is actually in another comedy. He's in that mixed-ish. No one's calling him MPG but you. Yeah, no one's calling him that. No one does that.
Starting point is 00:20:57 He's in mixed-ish. He's still got his fastball. Mixed-ish. Dude, I'm happy that he's just getting roles. He's a dude I always felt bad for. He was on one of those CBS shows that you don't realize is huge, but it is huge. He was in... Like CSI or something?
Starting point is 00:21:12 No, he was in a lawyer show with that other dude. With the dude that was in Clueless, the skater from Clueless. They were like buddy lawyers. Oh, so not Paul Rudd? No, not Paul Rudd. Did you remember that he had died, make it to Michigan too? Who? MPG.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Stop calling it MPG like no it worked dude it works do you remember do you remember the the rumor that he was that he died no that's fucked up i would never joke about that well i i i didn't start it okay don't look at me when does this peacock thing even launch no one knows man because they're taking away now that the the office has gone from netflix now they're taking away... Now that The Office has gone from Netflix, now they're bringing in the heavy hitters with Seinfeld. What? That's so funny, Dave. Will had a bubble or some kind of indigestion.
Starting point is 00:21:57 It was really hard to get that set itself. But dude, I mean, them replacing The Office with Seinfeld, that's a great thing, in my opinion. Oh, Peacock's going to have Frasier. That was my big announcement. Are they taking away from Netflix? Hard to say. I think Hulu might have Frasier right now.
Starting point is 00:22:13 I think Peacock, since it's an NBC show, it's not an exclusive thing to Netflix. The thing that's annoying about Hulu, because Hulu has some stuff. They even have some current Saved by the Bell stuff. Sorry, not current. But they currently have some Saved by the Bell stuff, Sorry, not current. But they currently have some Saved by the Bell stuff like the Hawaiian Vacation, the Vegas episodes. They've got those like special ones.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Dude, the Vegas shit was just weird. Yeah, like there was so much to unpackage there. It was just very bizarre. I would watch them though when they were on. Yeah. The actor I'm referring to was Breckenmeyer. Oh, from Road Trip. He was in Road Trip.
Starting point is 00:22:49 He was in a lot of stuff. He was also in The Craft. If you remember that, there's no way Dylan saw that. The Craft sucked. Can't Hardly Wait. Yep. All-time. He was hardly in that though.
Starting point is 00:22:59 He was hardly in it, but he was still in it. Still counts. Man, my favorite, Garfield the movie. Did he play Garfield? Also, he was Garfield A Tale of Two Kitties. He was in that as well. Isn't that what they called? Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:15 It's good work if you can get it, though. Oh, man. But yeah, he was, he'll always be the skateboarder from Clueless. He would just crush the vert ramp he's for me he's too much associated with
Starting point is 00:23:29 Road Trip for me yeah that's fair Clueless is great but yeah Road Trip was once I once I convinced my mom to buy that for me
Starting point is 00:23:38 I was watching it all the time Dylan this is big for you they're also going to reboot Battlestar Galactica oh wow I've been waiting for that to happen for a minute speaking of John Travolta Dylan, this is big for you. They're also going to reboot Battlestar Galactica. Oh, wow. I'll wait for that to happen for a minute. Speaking of John Travolta. Is he in that?
Starting point is 00:23:50 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm so happy. Battlestar. I don't know. My expectations are very low for this. I don't think we're ever going to get our Saved by the Bell rewatch podcast off the ground dave and i've been talking about it for years
Starting point is 00:24:09 say by the bell rewatch pod maybe if they put everything on a streaming service and it's easier to digest like maybe it's maybe it's the move who knows dylan's been wanting me to review some dvd say by the smell what he's always like you want he's like can i come over watch this i'm like watch it your own fucking place what's wrong with you you always say that you don't have a dvd player i what i don't say that i don't know man who watches dvds anymore apparently you mpg maybe my mom digitized some old family videos onto DVD, and I was like, what am I going to do with these? I don't know how to watch it.
Starting point is 00:24:50 And then I realized, dude, your boy scoped a... God damn it. Your boy got a PlayStation 4. Oh, man. I think they play DVDs, right? I'm about to get a PlayStation to have PS View. No one has just a PlayStation. I mean,
Starting point is 00:25:06 no one has a DVD player just at their place anymore, right? That's my parents. I think too. But if you're under the age of 50, like you don't have a DVD player just at your place. No, my parents,
Starting point is 00:25:17 uh, hand me down or gifted us an old TV. That's like a tiny, like 25 inch flat screen that has a DVD player in the side built in. It's just sick. Was that like their kitchen TV? I think, no, yeah. People that have kitchen TVs, they always have like a
Starting point is 00:25:34 bit to it. I can't get my, I can't get, I'm not going to add her, but I can't get the person I live with, my wife, my wife, I can't get her to agree to the kitchen TV. Kitchen TVs are so tight. That's what I'm trying to say. I can't get her to agree to the kitchen TV. Kitchen TVs are so tight. That's what I'm trying to say. I got a laptop from Microsoft,
Starting point is 00:25:48 and I'm trying to make it our recipe laptop in the kitchen where it's just a tablet with all the recipes on it. It seems really unnecessary, and I don't need it because I don't really follow that many recipes, but I feel like it's a good idea. Man, moms in the 90s would just plop the big tube ones down on the counter. Yeah. And they weren't big. They didn't giveop the big tube ones down on the counter. Yeah. And they weren't big.
Starting point is 00:26:05 They didn't give a fuck. You used to do the same thing. I don't think so. You used to just flop your tube steak right down. No, I'm just saying you cooked a lot. Don't come in here with a busted out back and expect us not to roast you all episode. Yeah, this is true. This is the Dylan episode.
Starting point is 00:26:19 No, it's not. Just a Today Show on every morning while you eat your cheerios so i leave the tv on for the randman when i leave why don't you do our podcast for him he'd love it well i like to give him some a visual because you know he's a tv guy uh and i always when i pop on you that's what i'm getting to i pop on youtube tv my first option is always the today show which i never watch because it just is i don't want him watching that crap but lately i've been having him do cheddar like cheddar you know cheddar cheddar business no so i it's a it's a channel i don't know who funds it it's one of
Starting point is 00:26:57 maybe a buzzfeed i don't know but it's a tv channel uh It's a business news network covering the most innovative executives, founders, products, and technologies transforming our lives and economy. It's basically a bunch of guys our age and good-looking gals our age. But the dudes, they're wearing very Roman from Succession, like Banana Republic style button downs, but the sleeves are rolled up, and you can see their sleeve tat. So it's just kind of like edgier people
Starting point is 00:27:32 giving you cool news. You know what Dylan told me he was super into on TV lately? This is not going to be true. He's a big Meghan McCain fan on The View. She tells it like it is. I feel like Meghan McCain just trends like trends like once a week and i look at it and i'm like oh no what did she say what won't she say she's the worst i don't really pay attention to megan mccain so cheddar cheddar targets millennials by streaming one to two hours of live content content content content oh they Content. Content. Oh, they do it. This is the great thing.
Starting point is 00:28:06 They do it from the trading floor, from the New York Stock Exchange. Oh, that's exciting. Yeah, man. Isn't that cool? They got 148 million views in August of 2017 across all platforms. That's pretty much all I had to say about Cheddar.
Starting point is 00:28:24 I just wanted to point out that's what Randy watches. I'm more of a beef and cheddar guy myself. You somehow tied that back. No, so I was like trying to, I had some time yesterday, and I was like, cool, I'll watch some business news. So I added on, and they just did like 15 minutes on Rudy Giuliani's divorce. Who gives a fuck about that?
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Starting point is 00:29:07 New sponsor. Are you on muscle relaxers? No, I took a prescription strength ibuprofen this morning. It's like 600 milli or something. So you took four ibuprofen? Basically. Okay. Yeah, that's it.
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Starting point is 00:31:27 sponsor even new sponsors we put everything in the description of these episodes like just just go to it hello folks new sponsor at the state fair of texas So have you guys heard about the new Tom DeLonge news? He didn't say that when he caught on fire, Dave. Someone please put me out. Someone please alert the fire department. Just slow and painful death. People know what we're talking about. So there's a big text who's like the Texas State Fair,
Starting point is 00:32:08 I don't know what you call him, but he's like how tall? 40, 50 feet tall? Yeah, much taller than the normal man. Made out of some kind of material that is flammable apparently. And he caught on fire a couple years back. And he talks like that. He's for some reason does our new sponsor alert now.
Starting point is 00:32:27 Thanks to Will and Dylan. Pretty cool. New sponsor. It's a good pull for us. Have you been to the fair? Yeah. You have? I ate a bunch of deep fried shit just to see what it was like.
Starting point is 00:32:38 So you've done the food thing? Deep fried shit. That's disgusting. Shut up, dude. That's literally so gross. He's the one who's eaten it. That's a good point. That's disgusting. Shut up, dude. That's literally so gross. He's the one who's eaten it. That's a good point. That's true.
Starting point is 00:32:47 I have eaten mountain oysters, so I can't really talk. I'm willing to. I'm willing to. It's fried. It's fine. And not only did I eat mountain oysters, but the people who fried it were like 19-year-old fried dudes at Tech. Hell, yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:02 Like, oh, I'm sure this is real sanitary. I had deep-fried butter at the Texas State Fair. Is it State Fair of oh, I'm sure this is real sanitary. I had deep fried butter at the Texas State Fair. Is it State Fair of Texas or Tech Keto? State Fair of Texas. State Fair of Tech. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:11 It is. I had deep fried butter. I would love to go to the State Fair this year. I haven't been in five or six years. Hey, let's go. I have a ticket to ACL
Starting point is 00:33:19 weekend two and I might skip it just to go up to the game. Let's go to the game. Dave? I can't. I got a golf trip. You stupid son of a bitch.
Starting point is 00:33:27 You bitch. You're an asshole. I'm playing four rounds from Friday to Sunday. I don't give a fuck. I don't think my body is going to hold up. I don't like deep fried stuff like that much at all. Where are you going to be? I had like deep fried Oreo.
Starting point is 00:33:37 South of Tyler. About 30 minutes. Like Lost Pines or some shit. Jerk. East Texas. They're getting pissed on right now. Maybe it'll get rained out. I feel like it's in October. Do you want to name some more. They're getting pissed on right now. Maybe it'll get rained out. I feel like it's in October.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Do you want to name some more cities that are getting rained on right now? Tyler. Longview. Palestine. The only Longview I know is... Home of Adrian Peterson. Green Day. AP.
Starting point is 00:33:59 That's not it. That was a good video. Remember, he's just tearing up his couch. Hey, can we talk about time to long? Yeah. Yeah, I'd love to. Yes, man. I almost was going to stop you from doing this
Starting point is 00:34:10 because it might be a... A segment for spooky season. No, no. This will be dead by spooky season. Oh, hopefully. It's a lie. Hey, how are the emails coming in at spooky at washmedia.com?
Starting point is 00:34:24 Pretty good. We've gotten a few. Good. Have you gotten spooked just reading through them? Yeah, are you spooked? it's a lie hey how are the emails coming in at spooky at washmedia.com uh pretty good we've gotten a few good have you gotten spooked just reading through are you spooked i never spook until hey did y'all see that retweet i had uh that that kid that dude who was doing an impression of my like dave vampire no yeah it was pretty good it was funny i've never heard anybody i've heard that kid, that dude who was doing an impression of my Dave vampire. No. Yeah. It was pretty good. It was funny. I've never heard anybody.
Starting point is 00:34:48 I've heard people do funny impressions of me, but not like they're funny because they're so over the top. This is an impression of you doing an impression. Yeah. And this is, he pretty much nailed it. If you want to, if you want to peep that impression of an impression to go to at D Carter Ralph on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:35:02 Do you know what didn't get enough love on Twitter? Tom DeLonge. Luke S. Asking Dorn what his deal was. Oh yeah. I forgot that that happened. It happened like late. It was like late at night or something.
Starting point is 00:35:14 We got tweeted at us. And so like I had no clue and I clicked on it later, like two days later. And I was like, oh my God. Did we even RT it or anything? Whoa, whoa,
Starting point is 00:35:21 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Whoa,
Starting point is 00:35:22 You have not seen this yet? Yeah. Someone paid Luke S. On Cameo to ask Dorn what his deal is. Yeah. What? Yeah. Where can I see this? I'll find it.
Starting point is 00:35:33 We got to find it. We got to play it on the pod. I know. Dylan, you're in charge of finding it. Find it. We can plug it in. We have that technology now. We're technology.
Starting point is 00:35:40 Technology's here finally. I think I watched it late at night. I was falling asleep or something. I watched it when I was on the bachelor party and i completely forgot and then i saw it the next day and i was like oh man this is way better than we're giving it credit for yeah i need to find it we need to figure out how to save it so we can post it on our instagram and if you're listening um and you sent it hopefully you're listening just go find it dylan it's gonna take me a minute but okay i'll try just go it's got to be on our feed we definitely retweeted it are you sure it was twitter yeah from circling back we
Starting point is 00:36:08 definitely retweeted it let's talk tom delong oh okay i've been trying to get us to talk tom here's a vice headline it's a real one for those at home the navy says the ufos and tom delong's videos are unidentified aerial phenomena okay the u.s navy has officially acknowledged that ufos are real and violate american airspace something i was reading about on reddit was the fact that people think that ufos are just aliens like they're not they're just unidentified flying objects they're not mutually exclusive the story here is the fact that the u.s navy is just involved with tom delong at this point by the way i have a theory. I found a Lucas video. It took me seven seconds to do so.
Starting point is 00:36:46 Oh, man. We got it. Do you know? Can you figure out how to save it while we talk about Blink-182 since you don't even know who they are? Can you send an electronic mail to Will? I don't know how to do that. Yes, I can.
Starting point is 00:36:56 Why are you sending it to me? Ooh, download a video. Send it to Dave. I don't have a USB port on my new Lappy. Download video. It's a flex, by the way. No, it says, In official statements, the U no it says in official statements the
Starting point is 00:37:06 u.s navy has for the first time officially stated that the three ufo videos made public by former blink-182 singer tom delong and his ufo research organization are footage of real unknown objects violating american airspace which we i mean we knew this happened. There's that whole, uh, we, we covered this a few months ago when the Navy, those Naval pilots came out and we're like, Oh yeah, we've seen some crazy shit. Do you want to know why this is big though?
Starting point is 00:37:32 Navy spokesperson, Joseph Gratisher told motherboard that quote, the Navy considers the phenomena contained slash depicted in those three videos is unidentified. End quote. Previously, the Navy never addressed the content of the videos the terminology here is important the ufo community is increasingly using the terminology
Starting point is 00:37:52 unidentified aerial phenomena to discuss unknown objects in the sky well phenomena is a much different word than unidentified flying object, in my opinion. Sure. But I don't really know that the depths of, so I have a, um, conspiracy theory on Tom DeLonge. I think he's a patsy.
Starting point is 00:38:13 I think they're, I think they're, he, they're using him as a, um, government CIA mouthpiece. And he doesn't know it yet. Like he's being used by them.
Starting point is 00:38:22 So they're putting out a little bit through him to make him seem legit, but at the same time, they're legitimizing him. So he's... A lot of people don't take him seriously, just for a lot of reasons. Like his entire Joe Rogan interview, which immediately discredited him. It's the only Joe Rogan...
Starting point is 00:38:38 I haven't... It's the only Joe Rogan that I willingly stopped listening to because it was so bad. I listened to the whole thing i don't know how you did i love i love when people go on like a radio show and they say they can't talk about something the entire time yeah it's classified but like you know he has this whole like arts and sciences academy tom delong yeah it's apparently struggling with funding because no one wants to i mean just show us the aliens. Yeah, let's see them aliens.
Starting point is 00:39:06 Wait, is that this weekend? Yeah. It's two days from today, Friday. Let's see them fucking aliens. We're going to see them aliens finally. I love that everyone's just going to adopt these aliens, or I guess kidnap them. No one's talking about the fact that Dylan was scheduled to go to Vegas
Starting point is 00:39:20 that weekend, and now he allegedly is not going. Just kind of weird. Not to spoil this weekend in fun, but it's just a little weird that you cancelled your trip. Are you calling it a conspiracy? What's the deal here? Just pointing out facts. The government is literally probably having to do things right now
Starting point is 00:39:37 to coordinate an effort to block anyone that actually shows up. They're legit preparing for this. Yeah, they have to. Who in the national security apparatus is the liaison that has to deal with Tom DeLonge? I don't know. How annoying is that? I mean, if it's like us, like, fuck yeah, let's do it, dude. Let's talk.
Starting point is 00:39:58 He told us so long ago. He literally told us in 1999 that aliens exist and none of us listened to him. Oh, I listened to him. Well, I guess we did listen to him, and none of us listened to him. Oh, I listened to him. Well, I guess we did listen to him, but none of us believed him necessarily. So you know who's doing the Genesis halftime show next week on Monday Night Football? Who?
Starting point is 00:40:12 Blink-182. Yeah, with that new dude, though. Could be a perfect time to bring Tom back. This is a joke I did on Twitter. If they bring him back, I will be so happy, and I will listen to their music again. Well, next weekend's a big weekend for him. You know.
Starting point is 00:40:30 Yeah. I don't think Tom would, I think Tom would tell people not to go to Area 51. We should also point out that no one hates Blink-182 more than Dylan. Yeah. And that's a fact.
Starting point is 00:40:38 Dude, they are so good. So bad. Stop, dude. If there's one band I will not let you slander, it's them. They got me through high school. There was a good friend of mine in high school who liked Blink-182,
Starting point is 00:40:51 the young lady. You just X her out? It seriously affected my friendship because I didn't understand how anyone could listen to that music. I used to get bullied a lot, and it helped me through those years. When I say that they got me through high school, I mean like me, like a privileged white kid with parents that were still together,
Starting point is 00:41:09 just like in bed with headphones on, listening to Stay Together for the kids, thinking that I was like so tortured. As it turned out, I was not at all. My parents were very happy together. We had like a friend of a friend who lived in like a very, very, very nice part of Dallas, like University Park.
Starting point is 00:41:25 And he went to like Jesuit or Highland Park High School. And he was like, he's like, dude, I love punk, man. I'm into like no effects and Blink-182, Rancid. I'm like, I remember being like the suburban kid. I was like, this guy doesn't know shit about punk. Yeah, Blink-182 is not fucking punk. You don't know fucking, dude, you don't even like no effects. You probably listen to Simple Plan, bitch.
Starting point is 00:41:45 Yeah, I don't even know what that means. Come on, dude. I'm sorry, man. Blink-183. We did get some ska off at this Badger Party last weekend. We went through a little of the Tony Hawk soundtrack while playing basketball in the pool. There's some ska on that.
Starting point is 00:42:02 Here I am. That's the song. Nothing will be better than Anthrax Public Enemy, Colabo. It's weird how, like, how jarring it is when a song from
Starting point is 00:42:13 Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 or 3, when it comes on, I just immediately know everything. But I don't know where it's from. So anything else with Tom? Not really. I mean, I hope that he can sort through all this shit and get back together for a little bit it's like i know we're annoyed that like tom's not with but like mark hoppus has to just be like dude fuck you he's getting paid true but he'd get
Starting point is 00:42:39 they'd be getting paid way more if tom was there i don't even i've tried to listen to their new stuff and while it's it's not objectively bad it's probably something i would have liked in my heyday yeah of like liking that kind of music but now it's like i i can't it's weird so when they were coming to austin i thought to myself like hey maybe i should throw it back to my high school days and go see them it'd be really fun strap on the vans yeah and so then i i ended up watching some of their live performances with the new guy and the new guy is a he's good he might be a better front man than tom he's probably a better guitar player yeah they were terrible with like instrumentally and uh and vocally but just seeing yeah but dude but you can't have another dude singing the songs it's just weird i don't like it when the other guy sings Tom's parts. It makes me uncomfortable.
Starting point is 00:43:26 They should just make Mark sing every single song. Yeah, I agree with that. Why are you winking at me? Stop winking. Hey, do you know what it is? Old sponsor alert. No, there's no old sponsor alert. You just do the damn read.
Starting point is 00:43:39 Hey, dude. I know it's not getting any cooler here, but it's getting cooler everywhere else. It's Q-Zip season, but it's getting cooler everywhere else. Yeah. It's Q-Zip season, baby. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:47 Q-Zip season. Rowback, baby. They got polos, hats, quarter zips, performance tees. They even just sent some female hats for the ladies. They did. So nice of them. God, we love those people. Lady, what's your name?
Starting point is 00:44:04 Pharrell. I don't even know what song that is i'm sorry we owe them better than this we should okay yeah so to roll back we're sorry uh i mean it's it's time though dave do you guys have like the hottest pull or pull over in the game yeah a lot of compliments yeah with the american flag on the back. I have a Navy one that goes hard. It doesn't have an American flag, though. No.
Starting point is 00:44:27 We support the troops more than you do. Dude, don't do that. You don't have to support the flag. I got nothing but love Dude, you always talk shit about the troops.
Starting point is 00:44:34 No, I don't, dude. I got nothing but love for the troops. If you go to their stuff, like the very first thing if you hover over shop is just Q-Zips. The fact that they call
Starting point is 00:44:43 them Q-Zips is tight. I'm a big fan of the foghorn. I might have to get the rover. I'm all in on green right now. Call me the Mars rover because I'd be out of this world. No, we're not. No. Nope.
Starting point is 00:44:56 We owe them money for this read. Like, we have to pay them. We have to pay them. That makes sense. Either way, you can get 20% off at rowback.com by using code Randy20. Dude, there are people, you're still hitting me on Instagram, at DCRuff, on Snap, and Twitter, at DCarterRuff. You use that promo code and you prove it to me via screenshot.
Starting point is 00:45:18 I will respond back with a live, in-game, real-time photo of Randy, my dog. No one else is doing that. I guarantee no other podcast is doing that. No one's doing that. Hey, can someone, Dylan, can you read what the next bullet point is on this rundown over here? Let's see. It says, is this the, was that the move segment?
Starting point is 00:45:41 Well, it could be. It says, what the hell is going on with the Carter family? Hey, what the hell is going on with the Carter family? Hey, what the hell is going on with the Carter family? Are we talking about Jay-Z? No, we're talking about Aaron and Nick. Oh, that Carter family. Yeah, so they're having some
Starting point is 00:45:56 family issues, it turns out. So Nick Carter has filed a restraining order against younger brother Aaron for apparently threatening to kill his pregnant wife. Explain to the folks at home, Will, who Nick Carter is. He was of the Backstreet Boys fame. And Aaron Carter, I think he's famous for playing basketball.
Starting point is 00:46:14 He beat Shaq, and then he threw a party after he beat Shaq. I don't remember any of that. I don't see how that's even... You don't remember? Dude, his two biggest songs on Disney Channel were Aaron's Party, which still hits if you put it on i'll bet that party was lit how i beat shack which was a song about how he beat shack which i don't think he actually did beat shack because shack that was during his heyday where he was pretty good yeah shack's not losing to aaron carter he's one of the more dominant big men in the history of the game just spent some
Starting point is 00:46:43 more time in the gym he and ko Kobe could have had like eight rings. Did he have any musical chops at all? Aaron Carter? Yeah. Yeah, he spit bars, dude. No, no, really. He was the Maddie B of the 90s. You know how Ashley Simpson released an album
Starting point is 00:46:57 because her sister is Jessica Simpson? Isn't her name Ashley? Yes. You're right. With two E's at the end. Okay. This is the same thing, right? He says his name was good. If his brother wasn't Nick Carter, he's her name, Ashley? Yes. You're right. With two E's at the end. Okay. This is the same thing, right? Pieces of me was good. If his brother
Starting point is 00:47:07 wasn't Nick Carter, he's a nobody. Correct? Pieces of me was good. Stop. She had the worst voice ever. Ashley Simpson, that is. She was very, very limited in her talent. Very limited. You know what, though? Her sister? Oh, Jessica
Starting point is 00:47:23 had pipes. She was my number one in the world for a minute, like looks-wise. Duke's a Hazard time? Are you serious? Duke's a Hazard. It changed my life. The dancing scene in Duke's a Hazard? I haven't been the same since that movie. I used to watch that on my 56K modem just going crazy.
Starting point is 00:47:39 It's funny because she used to be a Christian singer early in her career. Yeah, she had a little rebrand. Yeah, her dad kind of helped move that along. Who I believe is a pastor. Yeah, you know. Who's off big mega church vibes. Yeah, yeah. I can see Dylan being a big Seventh Heaven guy.
Starting point is 00:47:59 What is it? Is it a TV show? No, absolutely not. It's the cheesiest TV show ever created. I was more into Felicity. Dude. You know how I feel about her. Is this a TV show? No, absolutely not. It's the cheesiest TV show ever created. I was more into Felicity. Dude. You know how I feel about her.
Starting point is 00:48:12 She's top. She's in your corner. She's not Kelly Kapowski up there, but she's up there. That was a big Felicity guy. How did they get here? what like he's had some problems substance abuse don't they both have drug problems at this point sure sure i think they both did but aaron's i think is it's a little more uh severe he's like he's got the emaciated like i've been on drugs for the last 10 years look to him got meth face he's he's in he's yeah he does he looks very unhealthy
Starting point is 00:48:45 see this is i the only thing i do on wikipedia when i search somebody is just try to go to i go to their profile and then i click personal life just so i can see it's not good when it says personal life and then the bullet point under it is substance abuse that's for nick carter that's for nick yep he's. He's had ongoing issues. You don't like to see that. His child stars, man. It's so sad. He's like the normal one.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Did you guys know that Nick Carter was into powerboat racing? No, that's tight. In 2002, Carter got into the powerboat racing. That's a weird way to do the sentence. And started his own team, Nick Carter Racing, which won the national championship in its first year.
Starting point is 00:49:25 Nick sold his boat and purchased a bigger boat for the next year, calling it El Diablo, but hasn't done any racing since 2003. Wonder who's got El Diablo. Should we buy it? Isn't that a Cowboy golf ball, the Diablo? That means the devil. It does mean the devil, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:44 Those races are scary, man. Have you seen the wrecks those boats get into? They just disintegrate. It's scary. Yeah, because they're going very fast. They're going very fast, David. Oh, my dude, yeah. Aaron Carter's having a tough go at it.
Starting point is 00:49:58 He got arrested for weed in 2008. He had bankruptcy in 2013. That's tough. He got a DUI and marijuana charges in 2017. Then he came up. I mean, good for him. A stand-up king. He came out as bisexual on Twitter on August 5th, 2017.
Starting point is 00:50:15 What up? Then he appeared on The Doctors in 2017, a syndicated health-focused show. Have you guys ever watched The Doctors? Is that Dr. Drew? Oh, we were on The Doctors, weren't we? Oh, yeah. For ripping apples.
Starting point is 00:50:27 We were. We were on The Doctors. Shouts to Sage. Yeah, we're TV stars. I'm also the meatloaf guy from TV. Yeah. Yeah. He did go to rehab in Malibu, though.
Starting point is 00:50:40 So he has sought help. Doesn't sound like it worked, unfortunately. though so he has sought help doesn't sound like it worked unfortunately yeah and now he's threatening to kill his sister-in-law and her unborn child so that's that's where i draw the line that's something yeah is it you should is it that's good that's not okay in dave's book i'm glad yeah i'm glad that you draw the line there that's big well like up until that point nothing he did okay yes the dui but nothing was like that crazy like some pop possessions like okay he did say he did say in here i didn't i kind of paraphrased he was he was kind of a benzo guy at some at one point too you don't want to be abused why'd you
Starting point is 00:51:14 whitewash the history what is a baron carter i think it's just a an aggressive uh painkiller or pill that you take to uh zone out and feel nothing you're about to be on them. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, you probably are for your back. That sounds tight. I need it. Dave and I are going to ration you. Okay. Oh, you think I'm going to abuse them?
Starting point is 00:51:32 Yes. Stop. Do you know the opioid crisis is real, Dylan? I know you're always making jokes about it. I'm terrified of drugs, man. And I don't have an addictive personality. I don't like anytime I'm like um anytime i'm prescribed like viking or something which isn't often i don't really i don't i never finish them i always just
Starting point is 00:51:50 sell them to like the high school kids like so i don't feel like it really oh bad boy it just there's something about it that doesn't really work for me and so the doctors have to give me something else if i've ever been prescribed because you've been taking it so long your tolerance is really high for some reason it doesn't it doesn't do anything for pain for me the way i guess it's how my body your receptors yeah it doesn't really work it kind of works i can feel like a little pain relief but it not as much as it should it's not good learn that when I got my foot run over. Yeah, still one of the... I can normally picture when someone tells me a story
Starting point is 00:52:29 about how their injury happened. You getting your foot run over, I still don't understand. I still don't understand it. It was a big fluke. I know. Weird. Yeah, I'm going to mash that benzo button later.
Starting point is 00:52:41 Dude, stop. You can't say that. Don't glorify your benzos. Anything to get rid of this pain, pain dog have you tried taking a long bath with maybe some fulton and rourke body wash that you just put all over your body that's the one thing i haven't tried you should try that yeah i did two pumps this morning because everyone knows i'm a former one pump boy you lifted weights i did no no no i lifted my loo foot in my body oh Yep. Just full of that two-in-one body wash. Let me get this straight.
Starting point is 00:53:06 You're a former one-pump boy, now a two-pump boy. Yeah. I think I was a former two-pump boy that went to one pump. I'm back at two pumps. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Well, congratulations.
Starting point is 00:53:19 That's a big change in a young man's life. We're kind of transitioning out of some of the... I mean, I'm still down to use any wax-based cologne, but we're kind of getting into that more fall season when it's sterling time. Yeah. Give me some of that, like those tobacco scents. Dude, sterling, the old staple.
Starting point is 00:53:33 Yep. Can't go wrong with sterling. Nope. The old staple. I'm like scared they're going to discontinue some of my seasonal favorites. Don't be scared, man. They won't, dude.
Starting point is 00:53:41 You sure? Yeah. I don't know. Yep. I'm so happy right now. They got that Shackleford. Shackleford. favorites don't be scared man they won't dude don't be sure yeah oh i don't know yep i was i'm i'm so happy right now they got that shackleford shackleford now we're talking shackleford you guys know what's in shackleford what i don't know if you're ready for this i am shackleford banks is a small north carolina island famous for the wild horses that have roamed its beaches for centuries.
Starting point is 00:54:05 Also known for its distinctive windblown trees that cover the island, this untamed paradise seems like a fitting namesake for our warm and woody cologne. Sounds magical. Sounds like a place Dylan should avoid. Why? Because it's warm and woody?
Starting point is 00:54:20 Well, that and also like the horses. The wild horses? Because horses have like a omerta against you. Dave, wild horses couldn't keep me away. All right. When that song comes on, you just duck. That's how you fucked your back up? You got stampeded?
Starting point is 00:54:33 Yeah. I got stomped out by a bunch of colts. Why is every promo code we have Randy? I don't know. It's just two. Because this is promo code Randy for 15% off at FultonandRourke.com. If you're worried about going all in on one of these wax-based colognes, they got a variety pack for you.
Starting point is 00:54:53 That's the way to start. That's the best starter kit. I would highly recommend starting like that. Unless you want to just trust us and go all in on the ones that we've dropped. You know me. I think it's a Palmetto season year-round. You should trust us. Imagine hearing me talk about the Shackleford right there and talking about the windblown
Starting point is 00:55:08 trees and wild horses and stuff and not just being like oh yeah i need that just imagine couldn't be me you know what's time for what this weekend and fun i thought we were going to do is this the move are we doing is this the move can we just do it real quick hell yeah you guys tell me on the rundown i'm sorry i tried to skip it no it's okay you guys you guys tell me i want dylan you and will i'm excited something tells me that this won't be the move a new york-based fashion designer is facing major backlash after releasing a new line of hoodies inspired by a series of mass school shootings. I don't mean to laugh. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:55:51 Founder and designer of B-Stroy, Brick Owens, is facing criticism after unveiling his Spring 2020 collection this week, which featured a number of hoodies with the names of schools where horrific mass shootings took place. What if it's just all a coincidence? Well, hold on. The designs looked worn and riddled with bullet holes. Oh. What if they're a bunch of moths that just, you know,
Starting point is 00:56:13 got into the collection before they hit the runway? Is this just a move to make headlines? Yes. I have to acknowledge I'm probably doing a disservice by even putting their name out there. Right. True. But, so I, when I saw this,
Starting point is 00:56:29 I thought it was like an onion. I really did think it was like an onion thing. And then I like clicked and I was like, Oh, this is real. And they are getting some backlash on Instagram. In fact, a lot of it. If this is all a ploy to just like get, you know, get in the news. I mean, they retract, they pull the products off their website and they apologize like okay at least at least they did that right and now we know their name it's like it's really frustrating right yeah but you don't want people to be like oh where's that sweatshirt from oh this is a brick owens sweatshirt like oh they're the school shooting
Starting point is 00:56:58 people they're not really selling them right like no one's buying this i feel like it's a lazy attempt at making like a statement like a social statement yeah i feel like it's a lazy attempt at making like a statement like a social statement yeah i feel like it's a stunt there was a there was a asian clothing company that also did this but they i don't think they realized what the names were on it like that was the story they did it and they didn't realize that these were like how much of a disservice they were doing to the can i uh can i give you owens uh message his his comment oh god sometimes life can be painfully ironic like the irony of dying violently in a place you consider to be safe controlled environment like school we are all reminded
Starting point is 00:57:36 of the time of life's fragility shortness and unpredictability yet we are also reminded of its infinite potential it is this push and pull that creates the circular motion that is the cycle of life. See, it's a circle. How far up this guy's ass is his own head right now? Hard to say. What an idiot. He said,
Starting point is 00:57:59 while the clothes were originally meant to make a statement only, he and co-designer dewey cortese might consider selling them now okay so yeah they said that they were making a comment on gun violence and he's saying that it needs preventative action attention but they're empowering the survivors of the tragedy through storytelling in the clothes cool so this wasn't a publicity stunt at all man just shot the brick oh Owens and dude these models that are like so like the photos it's like a kid who looks like he's like
Starting point is 00:58:29 18 wearing a hoodie if you're a model and they Dylan you're walking down the runway and they're like here put this Columbine sweatshirt on with bullet holes in it aren't you like nah player that's bad for my brand are we sure this isn't one of those situations where it's like a blank and they just photoshop the the graphic on yes oh no this is real that shit happens a lot
Starting point is 00:58:50 no this is real okay yeah it might be like you know time out well how do the models even put these things on i don't know so i'm saying i'm like no they just that have you got no you guys haven't fucking watched it yet damn it what huge in france on netflix no about the seinfeld of france his son's a male model and he's like dumb enough that he didn't desperate enough to be a male model that he would 100 wear one of these so in conclusion was that the move i'm gonna go with my official answer is drum roll please no not the move not the move i'm doing a finger pistol right now. I don't know why.
Starting point is 00:59:25 Is there a right or wrong answer? That's probably inappropriate. That's inappropriate. It was just instinct. You can't finger pistol your answer in this situation, Dylan. I know. I'm sorry. I regret it.
Starting point is 00:59:35 Not the move, though. Okay? Sheesh. Sheesh. Is it time for this weekend in fun? Yeah. Yeah, dude. We need some fun after that segment I just made us do.
Starting point is 00:59:45 Sorry. I will start, as I usually do. So Friday, I have the homie just chilling. Maybe we'll catch a dinner. I don't know. If you guys will, you'll be gone. Oh, I'm gone. Dave, maybe you want to catch a dinner or something.
Starting point is 01:00:02 I don't know. I'm probably not. Okay. Yeah, I got the homie Friday. Saturday, I have a friend coming in town to hang out. Young lady, turns out. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 01:00:17 Just to hang out. Just a little detail there. Yeah. We're going to, you know. Is that a sympathy DM that you got? No. Oh, okay. No.
Starting point is 01:00:24 Just making sure. Going to catch dinner probably. We'll see if you're walking, cowboy. Oh, because of my back? Correct. Oh, okay. Also, I'm just going to beat the fuck out of you. Oh.
Starting point is 01:00:36 Break your legs. I'm not going to break your legs. Of course you do that when I'm out with a bad back. Yeah. Well, it's fucked up. You got to pounce when it's fucked up. It's your opportunity. Mike Leach told us that
Starting point is 01:00:46 And then Sunday I don't know man Watch football Sunday can I get here soon enough We done boys Of course Can I say I'm pretty fired up
Starting point is 01:00:57 For a little Okie State Texas matchup That's gonna be a good one It's gonna be a good game 630 That's gonna be good as fuck I'm not
Starting point is 01:01:03 I mean I'm gonna be at a wedding Sorry to spoil my Yeah It's gonna to be a good one. It's going to be a good game. 630? It's going to be good as fuck. Kickoff? I'm not going to be able to. I mean, I'm going to be at a wedding. Sorry to spoil my mind. Yeah, it's going to be hard to watch. It's a Texas wedding, too. Well, how would you ever get married on the weekend when the pokes come to town? Foolish. Actually, I'll be able to see some of it because it's earlier in California.
Starting point is 01:01:21 Anyway, sorry. Go on. No, you've already been. I didn't mean to cuck you this weekend in fun. That is my entire weekend in California. Anyway, sorry. Go on. No, you've already been. I didn't mean to cuck you this weekend. That is my entire weekend in fun. I am going to find a way to watch that game early. Some of it. It might be a DVR situation, though.
Starting point is 01:01:34 I don't DVR games. I know. DVR. I never go back and watch the entire thing. I always spoil it for myself. I DVR it. Yeah, it's hard. It's hard.
Starting point is 01:01:42 Anyway, it's going to be a fun weekend. Will, why don't you go ahead? Why? Do you have a big thing planned? No, but you kind of started yours. be art yeah it's hard and hard anyway it's gonna be a fun weekend will why don't you go ahead why do you have like a big thing planned no but you kind of started yours and just for the sake of well i am going uh i'm going to somewhere i've never been before laguna beach california for a wedding very excited about it uh i don't know i leave very very early Friday morning. How early? My flight's at 6.55 a.m. You have pre-check, right?
Starting point is 01:02:09 I have pre-check. I know it's a little bit out of the way, but will you walk over and dap up that GSP with TSA? I'll try to. I'll try to. Maybe, is it over by, which side is it on? The airport? The left or right? Left. Left? Yeah, that's where I go. Southwest.
Starting point is 01:02:22 That's where I go. That's the fastest security line, but it's the furthest from the taco deli. So whenever I'm trying to scoop some tacos to go, it's a hike. Yeah. It's not ideal. That's fair. But yeah, getting a dinner off on Friday night.
Starting point is 01:02:37 And then I'm staying at one of the nicer hotels I'll ever stay at because it was part of the room block. And so we got a screaming deal on it. So I'm going to take full advantage of the hotel. I might even get a spa day. I might even try to get like a massage or something. Treat yourself, man. the hotel i might even get a spa day i might even try to get like a massage or something treat yourself man i might because don't get a massage hung over that's all i'm going to tell you because you're dehydrated will make the muscles ache for you'll be achier than normal all i want is a swedish shower is that where they hit you from all sides
Starting point is 01:02:59 yeah yeah i've got that's all i want that's. It feels so good. It feels like a crazy waste of water, but it is dope. You know how the Swedes are about water. No, I don't. They waste a lot of it. Oh, really? And the good thing about going to California and being on the time change is that since I'm still mentally and physically on Texas time, I can wake up early and watch all the Premier League games I want.
Starting point is 01:03:21 Wow. Did you guys watch these Norwich Man City highlights from last weekend? I couldn't turn them off. They were so good. It was so dope. league games I want. Wow. Did you guys watch these Norwich Man City highlights from last weekend? I couldn't turn them off. They were so good. It was so dope.
Starting point is 01:03:28 Major shouts to Arlo White for his commentating on that game. It was an all-time performance. He just crushed it. Also to Arlo
Starting point is 01:03:34 Eisenberg for his commentary. That's a joke for four people. I'm going to miss a lot of football though which I'm kind of upset about.
Starting point is 01:03:43 I'm going to miss probably the Lions game for the second week in a row because of airport shit'm kind of upset about. I'm going to miss probably the Lions game for the second week in a row because of airport shit. I am playing Southwest. I feel like I've watched more Lions than you. Well, I watched it in the airport, but that's always difficult because we were sitting in a chair at the terminal watching it in a bar.
Starting point is 01:03:57 So we were watching through the restaurant on the TV. And this one, I don't know. I don't know how I'm going to do it. You know, I've given up on them ever since they got rid of Theo Riddick. Dude, we're undefeated. It's true. And he had movies to make, man. Those Chronicles aren't going to be made without him.
Starting point is 01:04:15 Sorry, that was bad. That was really bad. It's not even the worst that we've done today. I just clicked on Spot, the hotel we're staying at, and I'm just going to do Control-F, Swedish. Nope. Maybe I have to switch hotels what's the swedish when it comes out of the ceiling no it's it's it's like a million shower heads that just surround yeah yeah it's not actually a million it's more like i don't know
Starting point is 01:04:39 eight dude it could be like i feel like the one i did i think i have a glorified view of it because i remember like 36 shower heads just blasting me. Man, when I did. That was something else. Yeah. I didn't know what I was getting myself into. They put me in there like, yeah, just go shower in here. And I was like, all right, whatever.
Starting point is 01:04:55 And it just started coming at me from everywhere, man. It was crazy. Yeah. They do offer a California wildflower massage. Maybe I'll just get that. I don't know what that entails. That sounds like something that you would spend a lot of money on and it would have very minimal benefit. Like you just come out smelling like lilacs.
Starting point is 01:05:12 Yeah. Yeah, maybe I won't do that. That's some soft ass shit. It is a black tie wedding, so I'm excited to get a tux off. A black tie wedding in Laguna Beach. Wow. Any chance any notable Laguna beach. Wow. Any chance, any notable Laguna beach celebs are there.
Starting point is 01:05:28 I don't know. You got to think Kristen Cavallari is there. We've also, I'm it's on the, so this wedding is on the 21st night of September. So I've already mentally committed to earth, wind and fire being there singing the 21st night of September. And if they're not there,
Starting point is 01:05:41 I'm going to be devastated. And they're a hundred percent not going to be there. I already checked their website to see if they were booked that night. And they were, if there's one night that they're not there, I'm going to be devastated. And they're 100% not going to be there. I already checked their website to see if they were booked that night, and they were. If there's one night that they're booked, it's got to be the Saturday night. Like the one Saturday night that the 21st night of September falls on. You got to think that's the hottest night of their decade. Yeah. Either way, I'm excited.
Starting point is 01:06:04 I don't really have any plans this weekend. Dude, fuck yeah. Thursday is my anniversary. Happy anniversary. Three years? 15. Congrats, man. So we'll be doing some stuff.
Starting point is 01:06:19 I'm not going to tell you where because I don't want paparazzi. I get it, dude. I get it. Friday. Pretty open, man. Maybe I'll do some golf this weekend. I don't know. I don't fucking know. It's supposed to be cool, right?
Starting point is 01:06:33 We're done with Triple Ditch. We're done with Triple Ditch, but it's not as cool as it was supposed to be. It's going to be like mid-90s, I think, unfortunately. Mid-90s is still painful. Yeah. I really don't have much. I don't have any plans to go to tailgate, but
Starting point is 01:06:53 if there was a tailgate I would attend this season, it would be Okie State, Texas, because I think that's a good crowd. Oklahoma State fans are fun. They're not like Sooner fans. They don't take it. They're not like Sooner fans. They don't take it that seriously. But they still party, and they still have a competitive team.
Starting point is 01:07:11 So, I don't know. We'll see about it. I think Dylan and I are going to tailgate for the Tech-Texas game the day after Thanksgiving. That's going to be fun. I don't know how many Tech. That's the home game? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:07:24 What happened to Texas playing TCU around Thanksgiving? Did that stop a couple years ago? I don't know how many Tech that's the home game what happened to Texas playing TCU around Thanksgiving did that stop a couple years ago I don't know man Tech just hijacked that slot from him I guess yeah cause the only
Starting point is 01:07:32 the only other one I've been to was Tech well it used to be A&M in Texas yeah I thought it was TCU right after that the TCU filled in
Starting point is 01:07:40 which was always a good matchup now it seems to be Tech every year I don't know okay Tech's quarterback's out. I need to talk to the AD. Do you have the AD's number for Texas?
Starting point is 01:07:48 Because I want him to start putting that game on Thanksgiving. Tech is not strong this year. So they're not wrecking them? No, they lost to Arizona. They lost to Zona. Sumlin. Sumlin. And that's all I got.
Starting point is 01:08:03 And that's... Yeah, but doesn't Arizona... They have Herm. No, that's the Sun Dev. And that's, yeah, but doesn't, they have her, don't they? No, that's, that's a state. Do you want me,
Starting point is 01:08:08 do you want to finish by playing the, uh, the cameo audio? Yeah. Do you have it? I do. I have it in my inbox. Dylan sent me a computer letter.
Starting point is 01:08:16 You ready? I'm not ready, but I have not screened this. So if this sucks, it's on Dylan. Hold on. Let me get my headphones in. Cause like,
Starting point is 01:08:23 I want to hear it again too. So this is for the people at home this is lucas who has his own tequila company if you guys haven't heard dylan actually owns he owns equity dylan dylan is best friends with the guy yeah he looks like in a bootleg nick vile per haley he looks snacky in this video though i mean he's not a terrible looking guy he just is such a p do i need to download it first no i think you just press play. No, man. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:08:48 Whoops, there was a problem playing this video. Dude, you love to see that. I can see the link. Want the link? Is this why we're a small to big-sized podcast and not a big-sized podcast? You have to use QuickTime, which... Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:08:59 This is definitely Luke S. Yeah, it definitely is. Hey, guys. This is Luke S. here. I've got a very special message for Dorn. And you know, I'm not terribly
Starting point is 01:09:11 happy right now, and I'm supposed to be angry as well. So I just gotta say it. Hey Dorn, what's your deal? Thanks guys. Hope you have a great day. I need to buy a beard trimmer. This thing's getting out of control.
Starting point is 01:09:27 Have an awesome, awesome day. Thanks for reaching out on Cameo. Why am I erect right now? Why did he sound like he was trying to seduce somebody? So fucking weird. He was so breathy. Hey. Dude. Lucas. I'm looking into the... Was he throwing shade at your beard?
Starting point is 01:09:45 I don't think so. Dude, I think he was. He does look a little unkempt in this video. Is he flashing the watch, too? Why does he have his arm on his shoulder like this? He's fucking popping the watch. Hey, do we have the at of whoever bought that for us? Because they definitely deserve a shout out.
Starting point is 01:10:01 Oh, yeah. I'm all in on people buying cameos for us give me a sec i will shout this fella out we're so streamlined right now if you're if you're on cam if you're thinking about buying us a cameo and you're not optimized take a budget a little bit of that for the optimized tier on patreon we got spooky season dropping in october look for uh Look for a free spooky season to drop next week. The guy who sent us this, his name is Brett Connelly.
Starting point is 01:10:30 It is bconnelly91. C-O-N-N-E-L-L-Y 91. Thank you, Brett. Man, that's huge. That's a good $15. That's how much his... I don't know know I'm just guessing
Starting point is 01:10:45 I thought it was like $75 there's no way Lucas is $75 there's no way Chris Harrison's like we looked this up Chris Harrison's like $500 we are the last we're the last one that booked him Brett our guy
Starting point is 01:11:04 he doesn't get many of these unless he hasn't responded in a few days we're the last one that booked him. Brett, our guy. He doesn't get many of these. That's too bad. You hate to see him. Unless he hasn't responded in a few days, which is possible. Maybe he's been off the grid just thinking about shit. Should we get out of here?
Starting point is 01:11:15 Yeah. Yeah. All right, if you guys want to, hop on Patreon. We got an episode dropping this afternoon that is the finale. Lucas, the reunion of Bachelor in Paradise. $27, by the way, for Lucas.
Starting point is 01:11:27 Okay. Okay. Okay. So he got a couple beers from that. Sure. Good for him. Man, I can't believe what happened to Clay and Nicole.
Starting point is 01:11:35 Wow. Clay and Nicole. Who would have thought? Ooh. Let's get out of here. Bye. Bye. Bye.
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