Circling Back - Scottish Gaggers, Sandwich Artists, and Bachelorettes

Episode Date: July 13, 2022

When Tiger Woods orders a hot dog in Scotland, there's only one podcast worth listening to. We also dive into a viral Subway order that made Sandwich Artist Dave turn his head, Chacos vs. Tevas in a fist fight, the James Webb Telescope, this season's premiere of The Bachelorette, and more. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (23:00) Viral Subway Order (31:30) Dave’s Mea Culpa (40:00) PGA Tour’s Glizzy Tweet (52:30) The Bachelorette Premiere (1:02:40) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Caraway: www.carawayhome.com/steam (use STEAM for 10% off) Super Speciosa: www.getsuperleaf.com/steam (STEAM for 20% off) Liquid IV: www.liquidiv.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 25% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast presented by busy hard seltzer the only hard seltzer with vitamin c and superfruit acerola my name is big defreezy to my left we got david that boy rough man i hate to start the pot off on this note but it appears that britney spears ran out of gas on the highway and cops were called to help her out this is all according to tmz and looked like a scary situation you know her car ran out of gas i don't know if you guys have ever been there i have it's not fun is britney bitch sure that's probably what she said when she called as the cops showed up and they're like oh my gosh it's she's like yeah it's britney bitch i'm gonna double down as i often do

on bad news mtv jersey shore 2.0 production halted there's trouble on the shore did you guys have any interest in watching that maybe doing like a recap pod absolutely not maybe fill in for our bachelorette can't we can't step on micah's toes when it comes to jersey shore everyone knows that that's just his his bag i got my plate full with Love Island right now. Everybody knows that. Mr. Full Plate himself. Microwave Salmon. Dylan Chivory.

Oh, Microwave Salmon. You definitely have at some point. Man, I've reheated it. Yeah. There you go. Weren't you a big fan of those Salmon Sisters commercials from football season a couple years ago? The Salmon Sisters.

I don't know who that is, man. What are they doing? Did you not watch football a couple years ago? Because the Salmon Sisters were on every commercial break. I don't know who that is, man. What are they doing? Did you not watch football a couple years ago? Because the Salmon Sisters were on every commercial break. I have no idea who they are. Oh, it was terrible. I mean, I respect the Salmon Sisters and everything they do, but I couldn't get over the fact that they were called the Salmon Sisters.

Is their name salmon? No. Or do they just eat a lot of it? No, they fish for salmon in Alaska. Oh. That sounds dope. They've got a thorough line of boots. Objectively, pretty dope.

They actually have a cool website. They do dope. Objectively, pretty dope. They actually have a cool website. They do cool stuff. Their salmon looks delightful. Salmon swim against the stream and other ones

swim with it. See, if I was a fish, what would you do? Where would you swim? I'd go with the stream just because it's easier. Would you be a saltwater guy?

Would you be a stream guy? I'm unsalted. Okay. Well, I grew up on Lake Michigan, dog. I can't be... I'm not going to claim saltwater fish. That would be disingenuous.

The Great Lakes are too big. I live the salt life. Dude, they're great. I've been a salt life guy. I was born in the salt. I think instead of just truck nuts for too much dip next season, I think y'all should just have free reign to decorate the back of someone's car. Not just truck nuts.

I'm talking Salt Life stickers. Every time we try to do a bet, it never happens. The truck nuts falling off of KJ's car the same day that he put them on and then never having to put them back on, that's something that needs to get talked about more. I think they fell off. Yeah. Are you suggesting maybe that there was some foul play all i'm saying is that if the bet was that he had

to had to have them on there for a month them falling off is not a good enough excuse to not have them on there if he was interviewing for jobs and having to drive places and do that kind of thing i might get it something like that happens and kjJ, he has the nuts on the back of his vehicle for, I don't know, 100 miles on his way back up to Dallas. And you guys want me to get my skin permanently inked or get my b-hole bleached. Well, we don't want you to. It's just like the b-hole thing.

Yeah, but you've made a deal. You've made a deal with us. I didn't make a deal with either one of you on the b-hole thing just for the record it was a different podcast under a different company still it's your modus operandi don't start don't legal jargon it's your mo you're calling you big mo is that what that stands for dude it's your e pluribus not big mo i don't think that's that big no dude it's your lore of ipso to do this yeah what does it stand for modus operandi who knew that besides day no one i've always i've always just in my head said said that it's the it's my main obligation i've always just

ignored it this is my main obligation right now latin if you don't understand it's probably latin or some shit you know it is i think i've think. I've never gotten why people take Latin these days. I understand a lot of these languages. It's a dead language. I never got it. It's a dead language, David. No one speaks it. Dead people speak it?

Yeah. Zombies. If you go to a mass, maybe. Certain places. Did you see Pauly Shore? Or not Pauly Shore, Pauly D? This would be great if it was Pauly Shore? Or not Pauly Shore, Pauly D. This would be great if it was Pauly Shore. He issued a statement after they announced

that they were going to do a reboot of Jersey Shore. Mm-hmm. Read it in his voice. Read it in his voice. As a cast that took a... It's not how he talks. It's not JWoww. Oh, my God.

As a cast that took a chance with a network in need, we put our most vulnerable moments on television for the world to see. I don't know if that was intentional or not, but that did rhyme. Kind of. We gave our all over the past 13 years, became a family and continue to open our lives for the world. So please understand that we are not in support of a version that will exploit our original show, our hard work and authenticity

to gain viewers don't forget to tune into an all-new season of jersey shore family vacation hashtag we are jersey shore this is all in the notes app so not a fan i feel like these cast members have enough of a following at this point that they don't need to keep doing Jersey Shore on what he described as a dying network. I'm assuming he's talking about MTV. Music television. At what point is them going to the Jersey Shore and taping this show setting their careers back? You don't know what Parks' favorite channel is on just cable television? It's MTV.

Why? Because he just watches. He loves Ridiculousness, which plays pretty much around the clock on that channel. Mark's favorite channel is on just cable television. It's MTV. Why? Because he just watches. He loves Ridiculousness, which plays pretty much around the clock on that channel. That's all it is. He loves it. I mean, that's understandable. Our parents were probably like, God, how can these guys watch Rugrats for the millionth time?

I think he has a crush on Chanel West Coast. Maybe. I used to back in her heyday. Can you imagine bringing a girl home to your parents and being like hey mom and dad meet my girlfriend chanel west coast west coast what did she do to like was she famous before the show i think she got famous on fantasy factory the factory where they go ahead ahead. What show fan did to say? I just did... The Ludacris song. Luda.

I'm proud of you when you said the word zombie earlier for not singing zombie immediately after. I had to turn my head away from you and act like I didn't care about you. Oh, he's going to do the thing. I can't wait. And then I didn't do it. I'm sorry to all y'all.

It's still early in the episode, though. I don't understand how you're chilly. Chitty doll. I don't really it. I'm sorry to all y'all. It's still early in the episode, though. I don't understand how you're chili. I don't really like it with beans, typically, but I will eat it with beans. Ever since this wall went up, it's so hot in here. I like to put sliced pickled jalapenos in there as well. It's very hot. Oh, you're a pickled jalapenos guy and you're chili? That's the only way you eat jalapenos.

No, I like the fresh boys. Oh, I don't like pickles. Fresh is too hot, dog. I like the fresh boys. The pickle just doesn't hit the same. you eat jalapenos. No, I like the fresh boys. Oh, I don't like pickles. Fresh is too hot, dog. I like the fresh boys. Something about the pickles, it just doesn't hit the same. Yeah, it doesn't. I will take out a lot of the seeds if there's a lot of seeds in that jalapeno, but I appreciate some chopped jalapeno.

Pickle me, daddy. That's what I always say when I buy my jalapenos at the store. I can see Dylan be like, I don't want the dollop of sour cream. That's a little too fat. No, I like sour cream. Dollop's a good word. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

You know exactly what I'm doing. If I ask for a dollop, you can't fuck that up know exactly what i'm doing if i ask for a dollop you can't fuck that up give me a dollop dollop sometimes you can toss some greek yogurt in there if you're trying to get a healthy alternative you ever done that no i don't do that shit man got a million dollops worth of game it's our new podcast check it out um but back to my sweatshirt it's chilly in here what do you want from me i just at some point you became a guy in the office who's messing with the thermostat because he's cold these are so heavy these sweatshirts good they should be shout out to if you guys if anyone won the uh wash media giveaway your sweatshirts are in the mail

there you are get excited about it get excited about it you guys are getting some high quality stuff we're getting a door today allegedly yeah new studio update and there's a chance to show up in the middle of podcast even though i said please schedule with us beforehand before you show up they won't but the guy kind of he kind of just does his own thing yeah the contractor yeah what's his name marty john sure i like marty though his name is john we can call him marty make fly make fly so so we we moved into this we moved into our new studio a few months ago and it wasn't somewhere that was you know originally made to be a podcast studio no so what we've had to do since moving in here is install a wall, which we've done.

I'm actually surprised by how fast we got that wall in. We move slow around these parts. And now we're just waiting on the door that will complete the wall. Instead, we just have a wall with a giant hole in it. Today might be that day. I'm worried about the temp in here. I'm going to shoot you straight because I'm

warm without the door when they get this door in there. You got one vent? Yeah, Dylan's going to shoot you straight because I'm warm without the door. When they get this door in there. You got one vent? Yeah, Dylan's going to have to start like... We're going to start turning it down even more and Dylan's going to be freezing. I'm going to take my sweatshirt off. You're going to be fine. Shut up. No, it's going to look good when we get it.

I'm excited for this door. I feel like I should be the one complaining about the temperature since I'm the complainer. You have your arms crossed like you are cold. No, people cross their arms when they're content in conversation. Everyone knows that. That's not true. Everyone knows that. If your arms are crossed in a conversation,

that means you're super content and you're listening to people and you're enjoying yourself. Or you have pit stains. Or you're cold. Yeah. Or you're at a golf tournament talking to people that you're trying to network with

and you have really bad pit stains. Sure. Pull back the curtain. When we were considering what kind of wall to put in, we kicked around a garage door. I'm glad we didn't do that. This is very adequate. We also considered putting in a giant flat screen television that just played the wall on repeat. Executive produced by LeBron James. That was never under discussion whatsoever. Well, I brought it up and then

I got shut down pretty quick. I wanted it to just be a big whiteboard wall. That would have been sweet. You could do a math formula and then maybe the janitor would see it and he would solve it for you. We can get a dry erase and mark up these glass panels.

It might be fun. What, you think we're in some fucking movie? He was just referencing directly a movie. You think we're in the social network? Jesus. You gonna put algorithms up there? I think we need at least one algorithm. Abhi did this to me in the conference room the other day.

I walked in and he was just putting out a straight up formula. I was like, what are you doing? It's like, I'm just working out some numbers in my head. It was Y equals MX plus B. Yeah. He was trying to figure out what X equaled. What's your favorite formula? Probably that one.

Yeah, me too. Or the Pythagorean theorem. Yeah. I don't like formulas. I like baby formula. Hard to get these days. I'm getting really into Formula 2 racing, by the way. Didn't we fly some over?

Why? You don't even watch Formula 1 every weekend. No, I'm more into Formula 2. Michael Massey quit today. How do you feel about that, Dylan? You know, it was probably about time. Why? Was he trash?

He just wasn't really doing it you know he wasn't cutting it he needs to focus on other things dude all roll he played in f1 he's gonna focus on his family i don't know who that is he was the uh he was the guy who uh made the decision last year that eventually just gifted for stopping yeah is. Yeah, noted asterisk championship winner. I don't see any asterisk. I don't see any asterisk. No, they're not like the Astros. Sheesh, and this is on the heels of a Houston meetup

and you're really going to go with them like this in their time of need? I'm not going to hide my disdain for the Houston Astros. Should we each say our least favorite thing about Houston now that we don't have a meetup scheduled there and we can't get run up on? No, I still love the people there, man. My least favorite thing there is the traffic you guys seen this we did drive uh while we were there i drove where the guy proposed to his uh fiancee on in the middle of the highway

oh my god it is a beautiful view of the city yeah it is a beautiful view of the city uh but imagining a guy doing that uh How pissed would you be? I mean, dude, like you can't, especially in Houston. A city like Houston, you can't do that. So he stopped traffic? Yeah. To propose. Dave, we broke this on PGP.

Are you serious? This is an old story? Yeah. Oh, I don't remember this. Yeah, the dude stopped traffic in the morning, so people were commuting in, and he proposed in the middle of the highway because it had a really nice view of Houston. It does have a beautiful view of the skyline, but to stop traffic so that you can propose to somebody in a city like Houston is just inexcusable. Yeah, I'm against that anywhere, really. Even if it was like a farm to market road.

At no point when I was proposing to Sally did I think to myself, I'm going to do this in the middle of a highway. What a dumbass. Yeah. He got arrested, right? I don't know. He got in trouble. I think he got in trouble, at least. I think he got arrested.

I think he just, I don't think he deserves, like, you know, any kind of punishment outside of just public humiliation. I think 20 years in... I think he should have to, I think he should have to just clean up that stretch of highway.

20 years in federal penitentiary. That seems aggressive. Can you still adopt a highway? We should do that. You got to take care of it. It's a whole thing 20 years in federal penitentiary. That seems aggressive. Can you still adopt a highway? We should do that. You got to take care of it. It's a whole thing. I don't know if you do. We'll get community service hours so we can graduate.

I like to get my chunks of highway from breeders. We'll adopt them. You go straight to the, yeah. I get you. Yeah. No, you can get like your little, we can get our little washed media logo on there. People will drive by and see it. Hey. Oh, that's, they did a good thing. Oh, Look out for a billboard. Those guys are out there picking up trash

Please let me buy a billboard. Just one. Let's get a quote So we put a be on that my dream is to I all I want is between Austin and Houston or Austin and Dallas I want us to have I just want us to have a billboard and all the billboard says is board Listen to circling back. This is what we call a shiny object in the business book world. No, it would be actually not good if it was shiny, because if people were driving, it could reflect into their eyes.

We could put like a little twirly thing at the top of the billboard that reflected light so that people would look up at it. That seems dangerous. No, they have that at the In-N-Out on South Amore. Obvious. See what you can do. Do some research. Yeah, we're getting a billboard that reflected light so that people would look up at it that seems dangerous no they have that at the in and out on south amore obviously what you can do do some research yeah we're getting a billboard like a month like a month the only good billboards are the ones that say don't think billboards work just did like oh got me when i was in eighth grade basketball when i made the a team they used to call me will boards because i was just fucking cleaning up on rebounds. Dude, I bet y'all were so good.

Dude, I was the backup power forward, dog. Which AAU team were you on? Dude, I had handles. Did you? Yeah. Like Van Exel or what? That's the only team

that we were required to wear a jockstrap. I don't even think I wore a jockstrap in basketball. Dude, I feel like no one made you wear jock straps after like 1985 that's gotta be so uncomfortable it was that's part of part of the reason i didn't like being on the team i was like why am i wearing a jock strap there's no butt coverage on these things i did wear a cup in hockey when you wear a jock strap are you supposed

to wear underwear over it so you don't have your butt all exposed no it's funnier in the locker room you just got a cup on and bought out it's just fannies out we wore cups in baseball until like high school i was like i've never been hitting the nuts and i play outfield this is unnecessary so i stopped wearing a cup i can get i understand wearing a cup in a sport where the ball is like that hard but like no one's getting hit in the nuts in basketball when i was on that hot corner no no there's no cup though it's more for some yeah but it's just yeah but you can put a cup in there but like but no one's doing that i mean i guess you're right you're right you're right i'm pretty sure we all did in hockey

because i mean that's like slap shot level yeah you take a slap shot off the nards you're in trouble take a slapper even a wrister oh even a wrister will get you yeah somebody went top shelf on your dinghy you don't want a slapper on the giblets i'll just dangle you to sleep and then go wrister real quick my dangles around your dangle right in the ding dong right in the ding dong it means penis oh okay yeah cool any other jockstrap talk hey if you guys want to hear us talk about the telescope that's taking like decent images from space check out yesterday's episode on patreon patreon.com circling back podcast yeah you guys wronged it dude i think it's so tight listen to me try to excitedly explain

what the heck this thing was doing and why it was so amazing and cool and then listen to these yahoos over here just absolutely torpedo my excitement by making little wise crags. Davey was just being... It's a comedy podcast. Davey was being just a big jerk face.

Nobody listens to hear our space takes. People wanted to hear me talk about it, man. It was dope. Maybe Adam. There were some... There were some peeps out there.

A Reddit user said, I've never been more frustrated listening to a podcast in the first 10 minutes of The Worst Of today. Shouts dylan on trying to explain the jw telescope images and talk about one of the greatest scientific achievements in our lifetime while dave and will absolutely volume shoot jokes to try to tank his explanation i'd rather talk about the jw marion it's facts what yeah dude we're we're much more of a hotel bar conversation podcast than we are

talking about telescopes and shit no it is cool we're men in stem but in the sense that we drink martinis out of stemmed glasses bush did kind of ruin it though i will say when he pointed out bush's knife it wasn't even under his the right image it said like sketch of whatever nebula should we also maybe you know fact check before we take bush's word on the jw telescope is gone i'm gonna i'm gonna trust my ass over bush he's the noted writer of uh muscle holocaust yeah dylan do you have any thoughts on uh catpat's tweet from earlier? He muted her. Did you mute her?

I'm sure you unfollowed her. Oh, I followed Cat Pat. Didn't you say you unfollowed her after she stopped doing Bachelor? She said, I do not understand a thing about this telescope. How the fuck, how TF it says, can you capture something from billions of light years away? What the fuck is a light year? Valid question. A light year is actually a measure of distance not time a lot of people don't know that it is how far a light travels in 365 days

that i think it's just a year of light so the images of these galaxies are so far away it's hard to explain so far away that we're actually what we're seeing occurred literally 13 billion years ago my concern here is that we're living in the past and not the present we need to look forward we need to worry about our planet and not other planets because our planet is currently getting really hot. You know what I'm saying, Dylan? Yeah, and inflation. Why are we not spending that money on lunchflation to bring the cost of lunch down? Why don't we all get STEMI checks?

The masculine urge to mansplain like you're just a cat fat right now. I'm looking at the responses people have. T-Bone, it's a year of light. It's a year of light. It is a year of light. People forget that. There's also a movie coming out on Disney+. Yeah, I don't know how I feel about that.

I was kind of out until I watched a trailer or some kind of snippet from it, and I was like, you know what? This looks pretty tight. I'm going to watch this. Gosh, those galaxies are so far away. Oh, my God. Just think about it. Dude, I'm pretty into faraway things Oh, my God. Just think about it.

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that sent us this pan, Ially that it was a sponsor that sent us this pan i i played it off as a birthday gift i tried that one went really well bae has used her uh dutch oven from caraway that's twice already and we just got it she's obsessed with the damn what color you get uh well we decided together to get pink really you decided together to get the pink oh i was i was pushing for the they had like a cream color one that was yeah that one's that was that was class it was low-key sick uh but she was like look i'm the one who cooks the majority of the time and i want pink and i said you know what that's fine fair enough saute pan has been a

game changer that's my guy right there we've got a we've got a chicken teriyaki recipe we do. What are you sauteing in that? We've got a chicken teriyaki recipe that we do. And previously, it would pop avocado oil all over the stovetop and everywhere. For whatever reason, I don't know the technology behind it. I just know what's here in front of me. It does not pop. It is way less of a mess in the saute pan. It's fantastic. These things are phenomenal. It looks so good that we we just keep it on our stovetop right now we're very excited about this pant wear part of your decor at this point yeah they have cookware sets a modern and chemical free iteration of the traditional 16 piece set boiled down to four essentials a fry pan a saute pan sauce pan and dylan's dutch oven

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I think we've talked about that many times. But that probably will come up. Because Subway's on the timeline. I think we've been tagged in it five times, 20 times. And it's from a young lady who worked at Subway in her early 20s. Now, I worked famously at Subway, my teens. 14, no, probably 15, 16. A young sandwich artist.

This thread on Twitter, it's from at PB underscore and underscore garlic. I think it's a joke instead of PB and jelly, PB and garlic, which sounds gross at garlic on Twitter. She says, while I worked at subway in my early twenties, I made many questionable sandwiches. So this got me thinking me personally about the questionable sandwiches I made. Cause we had some regulars who came in, and they would do the least, which in some ways is doing the most. For example, we had a lady who would come in at least three times a week and get a wheat bread.

She would want the marinara sauce that the meatballs sat in, but no meatball. So you'd have to skim out the marinara. Put it onto the bread and then just some Parmesan cheese or whatever. And that was the sandwich. What was the first ingredient?

Oh, wheat bread, marinara sauce, and Parmesan cheese. Wait, what? Dude, that actually sounds not that bad. It was a sauce sandwich. That sounds ridiculous. It's a sauce sandwich that sounds ridiculous it's ridiculous but that doesn't sound that it doesn't sound as bad as what we're about to talk about no sustenance it's just well and you're paying i think we may i think we had to

pay make her pay for the meatball because we had no way to ring it up definitely yeah there's no like just sauce she matched that vegan that vegan meatball stuff no one's ordering that at least throw some uh i don't know, some tomato on there. Black olives. She had tomato. She had marinara sauce. She had a lot of tomatoes, actually. Throw some more ingredients on there.

You could probably call it a tomato sandwich. Okay. Shut up. So this sandwich, she said, the early dinnertime shift, there were three of us working the line, all 20-somethings, because at the time, all the, quote, big adults had quit or been fired. Hell yeah. Our store was run by kids for about a month.

That sounds familiar. That sounds familiar. That's great. A group of high school-age kids came in. I served the second girl in the group. She wanted a footlong on white bread, which is fine, double provolone, and double American cheese. I can respect that.

Does she want it toasted? No. Veggies? No. Sauce? No. Ranch? no ranch yes please not getting it toasted from this that's what i knew something was wrong at this point because she just got a bunch of cheese and said toast that i'm like you're just doing a subway grilled cheese like this is understandable this girl wanted ranch dressing so i put ranch two lines on her sandwich more please i put two more lines of ranch on her sandwich. More, please. I put another two lines.

Her visibly annoyed. More than that. I'm beginning to become concerned, she says. And she adds more. And at this point, the cheese, the only the only other thing on the bread is nearly obscured. She's irritated now. Just keep going. I stare at a refillable squeeze bottle in hand.

You want more than this? Her. Yeah, I'll tell you when to stop. That is thing cocky cocky i like when people people like to talk down to the sandwich artist from time to time and they're like more more i'll tell you when all right fucker yeah but don't you want to be told when instead of just guessing everything i don't know how to cut them off at any point like you know you know what man that's enough it's like cracked pepper guy at the steakhouse. You can't just have all the ranch in our shop right now. Okay, but can I play devil's advocate real quick regarding black pepper or Parmesan cheese at restaurants? I suppose.

Why don't they just leave out a smaller fresh ground pepper thing at high-end restaurants where they crack the pepper over your Caesar salad? Why can't you just leave that on the table for a player in case I want more when I get through that salad? Because it's part of the whole experience. That's fine. Fine dining, they want to do it for you. I know, but like sometimes I just want more cracked pepper. Get the cracked pepper dude over there. I'm not asking for a guy with like, I'm not asking for them to put like a cheese grater

on the table because that would just be reckless and I'd cut myself. Dangerous. But when it comes to grinding pepper, I feel like just... You're good at it. Leave it on the table. Can't they just leave it on the table until you're done with your caesar i bet you could request that what if i just requested he sits down with us and he he does every bite that's a little much we got it we got in trouble once because we made uh somebody wanted a sandwich they wanted to try all the meats so we we made it was a guy who worked there

he was like off that day and the cool thing to do i guess was to come up to the store and just fuck with your friends who were working there wanted like he wanted like each piece potential piece of meat from like the the tuna or whatever the meatball ham turkey just wanted it all on there just a suicide of meats yeah and we didn't we had to we didn't know how to ring it up so i don't know we heard about that one probably contributed to me being left off the schedule that guy just needed a bud like he's just going to subway on his day off yeah that's kind of sad there was i worked at a restaurant one time and there's a dude who like worked there and he never he didn't take that many days off or anything but on the days off that he

would take he would come in and eat at the restaurant and i'm like dude don't you want to get the hell out of here once in a while yeah like you just you just might need someone to take you away from the game anyway what what happened with this sandwich she ran out she had to go get another one and this thing is just covered in it did you ever make a sandwich so ridiculous that you pulled out your phone and took a picture right in front of the person placing the order and then you went viral with it it's an all-time tweet god i wish it's an all-time tweet i wish i had a camera phone actually no i'm glad i did not have a camera so she went bread quadruple cheese and just ranch yeah that is a very unhealthy i do like ranch. I just don't know if I need my sandwich to be just lathered in it.

Well, this threat has now gone crazy. She's had to mute this. Yeah. She said her notis are crazy. So now that, I mean, this has been liked by 144,000 people. That's less than Dylan's viral tweet. Significantly less, by the way. But I will say that, like, are we going to see some copycats rolling into Subway today

and making some sandwich artists' lives hell? I hope not. Don't mess with those fine folks. It's bad enough where you have to work at Subway. You don't need people coming in there. Yeah, you don't need jerks coming in there messing with your shit. Yeah. What are the odds that you go to Subway today and get a cheese and ranch dressing sandwich?

You know what? I've been to Subway in a long time, but I used to be a regular. There was one in my neighborhood growing up and I would go there and get, I would get the meatball. It was like the first way to eat healthy if you wanted to. Like the easiest way, before most fast food restaurants had like

healthy-ish options, Subway is like, oh, you gotta go to Subway. You gotta get some like extremely processed ingredients. Extremely processed meat. The last time I had Subway was probably four years ago. It was in an airport. And it was one of the most poorly constructed sandwiches I've ever seen. I was down bad.

It was like 1030 in the morning. I knew I had to eat before getting on the flight. And I ordered a sandwich. The amount of red onion that they put on the sandwich compared to the amount of turkey that they getting on the flight and i ordered a sandwich the the amount of red onion that they put on the sandwich compared to the amount of turkey that they put on the sandwich was just jarring i didn't i didn't want that i didn't order an onion sandwich i used to hit it with some banana peppers every time they selected banana peppers there oh cool i remember one guy i like the banana peppers yeah with a pickle there was one guy i can remember when i'm

making making sandwiches during the lunch rush and he's in there with his buddy and he's an older guy and like so he's i'm making a sandwich like a ham ham and cheese or something right uh and he's like he's like oh yeah can we get a can i get some lettuce and uh tomato and pickles a lot of pickles please i'm like putting the pickles on he like looks over his buddy and i just watch this he's not gonna put enough pickles on and i'm just like i can hear you and i put all the pickles on and i'm just like, watch this. He's not going to put enough pickles on. And I'm just like, I can hear you. So I put all the pickles on and I'm just like, dude, what the fuck's your problem, pickle guy? Never forgot him.

Watch this. He's not going to put enough pickles on. That's my reaction. Anyway, that's all I got. I was left off the schedule a month later. How old were you when you worked there? 16. 15, 16.

Dave, what's going on with this Mia Culpo girl? Who's that? You mean the Mia Culpa that I'm about to issue? Is she related to Dua Lipa? Very different. The names are different. Oh. I'm issuing a Miaa culpa, Will.

I owe Randy an apology. There's probably a lot of backers out there who don't speak Latin. I obviously know what that means, but for those who don't, could you explain it? I have to acknowledge something I was wrong about.

Okay. You're never wrong, dog. Yesterday, a meme dropped on Washed Media. You guys follow this account? It's our account. We hope you do. Add me on the group. um it was a real and as i'm watching it the only i think it was just me will and randy in the office and like i looked up and like looked at will i looked at randy and i was just like

what is this and randy's like what and then i'm like i don't think people are gonna get this i don't think our audience is gonna get a monty python reference i gave up on it halfway through i couldn't so i couldn't make i told randy that i was like no randy i mean like it's it's funny i just don't know come to find out people really liked it and i had a friend of mine she messaged me and she's like this is one of the best things y'all posted. I was like, what? I've never seen Monty Python. I apologize to all the Python heads out there.

But yeah, it's not something I ever watched. It wasn't something my parents ever watched. Yeah, shouts to the pie hive out there. But it just wasn't something that I watched. And so when Randy proposed this, I thought to myself, you know, I could shit on on this idea or i could trust my people and i could just let him let this rip and we see how it does you gotta let your people cook i was checking the numbies this morning and it did it did fine i was happy about this there was a there's a period where i was like i don't i still i don't really know what's going on here i still don't know if i know what's going on i didn't give it a full chance i didn't even watch all the way through. I'm just too lost to make my brain shut.

Did you give it a courtesy like since it was our company account? No, you didn't. Yeah, go mash that like button. Dylan did recently start following noted soccer super account, Ladford F. Brubbington. Not his real name, for the record. Me? How do you know?

You ever seen my birth certificate? I just assume it's not. Oh, I follow Ledford. Yeah, of course you do, dude. Because you're a big Real Madrid guy. A la. Si. Si.

Have you seen Monty Python? I have, and while I found a couple of scenes to be a little funny, it's not really my taste. They started calling Brett Mondo Python. Really? Why? His arms are getting pretty huge yeah i've been doing curls yeah he's doing he's doing a steroid cycle it's not my type of that would be funny if brett just got yoked on steroids in fact anybody really who works here if they got yoked on steroids it would be hilarious i'll do it i'll do it something funnier than others will i'm just gonna get shredded as a bit that'd be hilarious do it no if we had like if we did if we did circling back in seasons like say that we

we did it like six months out of the year it was like oh season six of circling back in 2022 like maybe i would take the off season and just get shredded and show up and confuse you guys but i just don't think it makes sense for me at this point too busy grinding there was a family at the end of our street growing up that they had one of the big old school satellite dishes and they watched a lot of like bbc comedy like a james webb shit yeah some james webb shit you get it and they would like watch like monty python they thought monty python that was their sense of humor monty python they weren't english by the way they americans and like red dwarf all these english comedy shows that i like would watch in my dumb brain mr Mr. Bean? If it wasn't SNL. Yes, exactly.

Went and saw the movie with them in the theater. Not good. Wasn't for me. Anyway. I'm not here to shit on Monty Python. Or the Holy Grail for that matter. I mean, it has its place. People love it.

It's fun. Have you seen that viral video? Which one? The one that Randy posted? Two Lassies, one grail. Come on, dude. Grow up, man. I'm 35.

I'm still immature at 35. I'm probably going to be immature for the rest of my life. Did I tell you I bought Chacos yesterday? Ooh, noted Chaco guy. Swagger Jack, Dave Ruff. I'm about to completely, I'm going to, what I'm going to do is I'm going to commandeer the Chaco bit from Dylan, and then I'm going to give it back to Will.

It's going to go full circle. Dude, that's big of you. I can invite you to a lot of guys in town. We do a Chaco meetup every Saturday morning at 10 o'clock. You'll do it at Chaco Deli? Mm-hmm. Sometimes we'll go there and get some tacos. Yeah yeah sometimes we go to maria's choco express we we basically just link up and like just talk about a chocos compare them and all that shit talk about who's who's a toe loop guy who's not i went into rei yesterday and i felt

very out of place oh so you did you you didn't purchase these a lot sorry i didn't go to rei i went to whole earth provisionsisions. Even more like- That's a crunchy- They're provisions from the entire earth. Mega crunchy. The crunchiest. I was looking at hiking boots. There's some barrel warmers.

There's some dope barrels. I tried on some Tevas. Ooh. Which ones are more comfortable? Honestly, I preferred the Chacos. Do we know if it's Teva or Teva? Doesn't matter. Is that the only one that says it that way?

I don't know what it is. Dog, it's Teva. I don't know, man. I don't know. Something about Teva or Teva? Doesn't matter. You're the only one that says it that way. I don't know what it is. Dog, it's Teva. I don't know, man. I don't know. Something about Teva. I'm worried if you step into Vermont and you say Teva,

you might just get run out of the state. Yeah! How is it pronounced? The Chaco gang I was talking about, we're going to fight some Teva guys

next weekend weekend actually i would be in on that you want to go yeah you want to come we're gonna stomp them out i do want to do that yeah we're gonna step on their toes and shit can you imagine that fight going down a bunch of chaco guys with a bunch of tiva guys that'd be hilarious i saw i saw a grateful dead parking lot tailgate fight recently it'd be the softest fight of all time. I'm wearing a Grateful Dead t-shirt right now. We're going to steal their hacky sacks and shit. They're just throwing hacky sacks at each other. They got carabiners just sprawled out everywhere.

Dude, people just hitting each other over the head with Nalgene bottles. Those things don't break. Oh my God. What's going on? Dude, it turns out the brand is actually called Teva. Yes, let's go. Let's go. I swear, dude.

No one says that. Do you want to hear? Real ones do. I'm going to show up with the Teva gang. Really? We'll stomp you out, dog. Dude, how many stubbed toes are going to be in that fight? Dude, not good.

There's nothing worse. How many sunburned tops of feet? Yeah. Dude's winding up and catching the rubber as they come down and just tripping forward onto their face. It's just not good. It's the worst fight ever. You know, my one criteria.

Get a bunch of patchouli oil in your eyes. My one criteria for trying on chacos or any new footwears, can I dead sprint in them? And it won't be a problem. Because you never know when you might need to sprint out of a situation. Sure. So I'm in the middle of whole earth just chopping. Just doing. Did you go toe loop or not?

You doing shuttle runs in whole earth provisions? When are you going to wear mine? Where am I on the same day? Montana. Don't ruin this weekend in fun for Dave, dude. It's okay. He didn't know. He's going to God's country.

He knows not what he did. I want to go to Montana. For someone who has a sibling that lives in Montana, I should visit Montana way more than I do. I feel like I'm fucking that up. I got to rock with my Teva boys, though. You don't have any. No, I do have two pairs of Chacos, though.

They're calling me Chaco Loco. Really? Yeah. Are you doing a coachy Loco? Feet are going crazy in those things. I had no free feet pics for the TL, remember. Might get a little something crop out the goods what's funny is no heel like i can i can put up pics of my feet and like no one comments asking

for more cares like no one no one wants more of these feet are very mad you shave the hair on your feet i did when i was in high school to not get made fun of i don't do it anymore no i might trim a toe hair every once in a while. A man's foot is not attractive. What's the point? If you're self-conscious about the little hairs on your feet, unless you have a significant amount, if you're worried about that, you might just need to take a step back on your anxiety for a few days.

I got a good friend of mine. Y'all know him. He's been shaving his feet for years. He's just got sweaters up there? He's just regular hair. He's not even like super hair not he's just regular hairy he's not even like super hairy as a baseball guy did you shave your forearms no oh dylan that was did you shave your forearms people were like oh i gotta put the tape around my wrist that's why no you just want you just want you think it looks dope why would people shave their forearms so they could glisten. Yeah. Forearms look all cut up.

Yeah. It does. It makes you look cut, but don't do it. If I shave my face, will I look cut? Yeah, for sure. Do it. Yeah, definitely. I bet you were doing that as a bit anyway.

No, I grew my beard back. It took like two weeks. Look, it's back. You can look at me again and not make comments about how I look. You finally look handsome again. Shut up. Let's hear from our friends over at Super Speciosa. We've talked about this stuff before.

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the agency's like can you explain that? I don't really. There's a lot going on. We'll send him a segment about like when Bing Bong first took off in the pod. Dave, can you explain a tweet for me? No. Please. I cannot explain this tweet.

Let's hypothetically say that the PGA Tour put out a tweet that's of Tiger Woods at what appears to be a sausage place. That's what it says. It says the word sausage in it. Correct. Some call them gaggers, though. This appears to be at the old course. It's an old gagger.

And it says, if I text you the canoe emoji, can you snag me a glizzy at the turn? If I text you canoe emoji, and then it says canoe spelled spelled as canoe snag me a glizzy at the turn I've never heard a hot dog referred to as a canoe but it does sort of make sense kind of looks like one like a little person laying down is that what they're doing or are they doing here's my best in like can you there's a lot of ways to dissect this tweet are they could either be referring to a hot dog as a canoe because the bun could look like a canoe they could also be just trying to like they as a canoe because the bun could look like a canoe. They could also be just trying to like, they're trying to take advantage of this meme format, which has taken over over the last few days.

And same canoe snagged me a glizzy at the turn. Is that a thing? The issue is I'm not sure if I want my PGA Tour using the word glizzy in tweets. Yeah, especially when it's known commonly as a gagger. Correct. Yeah. Correct. If we're going to try to do the hip slang we need to say gagger instead of glitzing let's open a texas gagger

stand and just sell sausage wraps it's fun what if we opened like a late night place where people could get um gaggers but it was also like uh had a dance floor where people could dagger what else what else do you need? What else do you need late at night? That's all I can think of. The comments aren't going well in this tweet for anybody. No. People, you never want to see this.

What is this? Dear admin, this shit ain't it. Delete your account. Someone says trying hard to be hit because of live i don't think pj tour is just gonna delete their account no there's a lot of followers a lot of brand equity in that yeah but i do like one single troll got to them so bad that they just deleted the account which intern said this tweet hey this big tall guy is definitely ernie l's right i think it's the big e-dog is that justin rose behind him no that's an old man kind of looks like hank haney

i couldn't tell who it was probably haney there's not enough sponsors in the sleeve of his sweater to be uh justin rose why why is i don't know i guess i i don't really it's weird to think about like the the professionals especially like the the goats like eating eating a sausage at the turn like you think like oh he brings a banana maybe like a power bar oh i would imagine he had some type of like you know what like you know the pouches that we give our sons i would imagine that he had something with that with like super some kind of like super like goo in it i see some sriracha super goo yeah dude so this this this is another question i have about this are people overseas putting sriracha on their gaggers i don't know i don't i don't see any

ketchup here i just see sriracha dude i overdid sriracha when it hit the scene i was going heavy on it and then i got sick of it you became the s sriracha guy. Yeah. See, I never became that guy so I can still eat it in small doses. It's not my preferred hot sauce of choice. I've told you guys, I've gotten somewhat very into that truff hot sauce. Yeah. The noted non-truff guy.

You've been talking about that. Or non-truffle guy. I do appreciate truff the brand. I love that stuff. Their hotter than hot stuff is way too hot. The Red Label? Make a trough scene. Yeah.

Are they still a sponsor? I don't know. If they are and they want to send more, I'm completely out of their staple product. You know what? I applaud the tour for trying to reach these kids. What do we think a tiger puts on his gagger? Oh, nothing. Probably mustard and sweet relish.

No. Because it is the best way to enjoy a gagger. I don't think... I think Dave might be right. The more I think about it, I think tiger just doesn't put anything on it. He raw dogs it. No, there's no way tiger raw dogs a gagger.

I mean... He's a psycho, dude. Look at the old texts. At the home of golf. The birthplace of golf. And there's just a sausage stand. You gotta eat, dog. I know, it's just funny.

I figured they'd be doing like bangers and mash. What's that shit you eat in Scum Beach? These are technically bangers, Dave. Is that a banger? It's a banger, dog. I know. It's just funny. I figured they'd be doing like bangers and mash. What's that shit you eat in Scum Beach? Well, these are technically bangers. Is that a banger? It's a banger, dog. It's a banger. Bangers and gaggers are in the same genus. I figured they'd be doing meat pies.

What's that weird thing they eat there? Haggis? Haggis. Thank you. I've had haggis. It's not as popular these days. The vegetarian version is much more popular. Really?

We did both on New Year's Eve. Is that a tradition? What haggis is? It's like in the intestine. I hang is it uh it's like in the intestine i don't know it's gross i think it's like a savory pudding containing sheep's pluck minced with onion oatmeal suey spices and salt mixed with stock and cooked while traditionally encased in the animal's stomach through now uh what is an artificial casing yeah that sounds disgusting so we we bought some when we were in scot, and it's tradition to do it on New Year's Eve,

and we decided to eat... We did the... I probably watched that. I don't know what that is. Sweet. Sweet. It is gross to imagine what you're eating if you read all the ingredients and how they do it.

It actually tasted decent. Just saying. I don't want... I'm not running toward it again. I would do the vegetarian version again it was very good they also do beans on toast do they do bread sandwiches uh i don't know if they're in a fraternity house at ucf scotland not really known for their cuisine are they uh i had some bomb food when we were there really it doesn't i mean it didn't seem bomb like when you order it but then you eat it it and you're like, you know what? I get it.

It also tastes different in Scotland where it warms you up a little bit. It's cold outside. I think of like the food you can't relate to this, the food on Game of Thrones. Like, I'm going to eat like that when I'm in Scotland.

Don't get me wrong. The UK's food is overall trash. You think you're just going to be tearing into turkey legs? Just turkey legs and bread and ale everywhere. Dude. You know what I mean?

I actually know a good British place that we can go to up up in dallas that we could go get some turkey legs and some ale maybe some mead oh they just opened it's the bloody also do like larping and shit there yeah it's fun it's a dinner and a show that sounds sick come by sweat skyland's hottest new haggis restaurant must be 21 or older why because this ain't your grandma's haggis i bet you made some dope ass haggis i don't like that there's oatmeal involved why wow obby had some this morning are you putting him on front street i don't like oatmeal with

fish stomach lining or animal stomach lining oh we already made him it looks like a mock billboard let's see what we got here he sent us an email yeah this is how he's spending his time rep probably has him doing some like he got important project yeah he got a little uh proposal for us it looks like okay works for us let's ride we're getting a billboard. That's reasonable. How much is it? It averages $1,500 to $5,000 a month. But high demand units, I would think somewhere around $35,000 would be high demand. You got a high demand unit? $10,000 plus a month.

Okay. Okay. Okay. We'll figure it out. Then, of course, you have to pay for the production of the billboard and all that. Okay. We'll figure it out. You know, they used to call me Willboards back in high school.

Yeah, you mentioned that. Yeah. He even put a couple designs together. Kind of sick. What's wrong, Dave? Dave just spotted something. You look concerned. It looks like the bread that they're serving these glizzies on.

It's quality. This isn't a 7-Even hot dog you're not gonna like what i'm about to say but something that i do not like is when people try to dress up the hot dog itself like i don't need a better bread on there i want the i want the really shitty bun i want a ballpark bun i want that bun to be glued to that dog yeah that gagger i'm what am i doing i dude i feel you on that i don't need a baguette i don't finally agree on something food related i don't need a brioche bun like i i need the ballpark smushed creased oh when you see the creases dude the jumbo dog that's like fat you

know like the meat's fat and then just a smushed flat bun oh Ooh. Ryan. I'm in the smush room, Ryan. Sorry. Ooh. I can't get past that shit. Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. Sweat. Sheesh.

Sweat. Damn, I want to go to a ball game. I kind of want to do a glizzy for lunch. I want to buy $18 beers, just watch a ball game. There's a barbecue place right down the road, walking distance. Is that good? Don't know. It smells good. It's right by the ATM we distance Is that good? Don't know It smells good

It's right by the ATM we were talking about, Will What does ATM stand for? Don't do that What? Automatic teller machine? Transaction machine? I actually don't know what ATM stands for Automatic teller machine, I believe

What are you trying to tell the machine? It'd be cool if it was a pen and not teller machine, I believe. What are you trying to tell the machine? It'd be cool if it was a pen and not teller. A pen and teller joke. Anywho. What are we doing, man? I'll be at the Improv in Kennedale next week for two nights. Opening.

For who? Jim Norton. So check me out there. Okay. You can also hear me on Too Much Dip, a sports podcast. Thanks for having me. I'm going to do something I don't necessarily want to do. Okay.

Talk Haggis for a few minutes. I'm going to talk about The Bachelorette real quick. Are you guys watching this season no do you have no plans there's no there's no ands ifs or buts no i'm i am open i am open and should there should a storyline emerge that piques my interest something you know highly risque maybe something scandalous even dude i hear i hear the guy falls in love with three different girls oh he sleeps with two of them baby bro you can't do that it's gonna take so much for me to get back into this show i've almost completely written it off as an option at this

point okay so this season's different obviously they've got two bachelorettes this show sucks now gabby and rachel neither of which do that much for me i know a lot of people love gabby i don't think rachel's dad tanked her stock for me completely if you remember him gap gabby made a fantastic disgusted face yeah yeah i mean gabby's gabby's great but i just don't i like i don't like her enough as a character to watch the show solely because of her sure tell me what rachel's dad did rachel's dad was the guy whose entire identity was based on intimidating guys that Rachel brought home. Correct. Cleaning the shotgun guy.

Oh, cool, man. You're going to fucking shoot me? Instead of offering the respect of welcoming someone into your home, he just completely shits on them the second they get there. I will kill you. Oh, that's cool. I'm just trying to treat your daughter well. I'm fine with intimidating the boyfriend a little bit and letting him know who's boss, but this guy just took it so over the top.

It's like, all right, dude, we get it. We get it, man. I've heard from correspondents out there that Gabby is very likable. She is. I mean, she's likable. Definitely is. I need something seedy.

I need a guy who's in there just causing trouble. Here, can I give you some notable contestants, David? Yes. We have NHRA drag racer Jordan Vandergriff. You guys hear about this guy? You got V-Griff? He drags, dude. You know what he drags?

Dump truck ass. That ass? He's nuts all over Dylan. Got him. We also have the nephew of retired drag racer. No, that's who he is. The nephew of retired drag racer Bob Vandergrift Jr. We have Roby Sobieski, the brother of former actress and artist Lili Sobieski, Dave.

And guess what? Roby is the magician. Ah. Does he freaking mines on the show show how'd that light fluid get there we also have zach shellcross he has he has dove in his suitcase she like doesn't give him a rose and he just like reaches behind her ear and pulls one out that'd be a good bit if he did that night one when he was saying goodbye to her he just pulled one out, you have to let him stay. All right, you can stay.

That was pretty good. Pretty good trick, Bob. We also have an assistant football coach from Texas Tech. Really? Yeah, Red Raiders. What kind of program are they running up there? Joey McGuire. I thought he was going to straighten things out.

Can you imagine being an assistant football coach and then going on the bachelor and then returning to your job i feel like everyone would just roast you the entire time like dude you yeah a good way to lose respect to the team yeah it's like oh hey uh we got like let's call him jim it's like oh jim's leaving again oh you're going on the batch another dating show we saw you simping for that girl on the show you dumbass yeah cried you knew her for four days you fell in love you fell in love in in 28 hours how did that happen so apparently the guys come in this season and they have to say who they're going after i think i need to take my sweatshirt off soon oh someone's getting

a little hot it's a little warm in here wait till that door goes up i'm gonna step away from the mic you keep talking i'll be back in 12 seconds okay i just i when it comes to this season i'm i'm agreeing with you dave i think i'm going to take this down in bite-sized increments as if i'm eating a gagger at the old course okay good analogy but um that's exactly what it's like i just I feel like we've finally reached the point where even good things happening on this show are not going to bring me back. It's so obvious that they keep switching the format up because ratings are tanking and they're desperate to stop. Why did we get no bachelor in paradise this season?

Like we're in the middle of summer right now and we have no bachelor in paradise. You know what's sad? I didn't even notice monkey pox fears. Really inflation lunchflation paradiseflation is monkey pox an issue down in a coastal mexico i don't know you never know hard to say i'm probably gonna end up watching every episode of this fucking season. I am not going to watch. How can you watch that when you have so much Love Island to consume? Exactly.

I'm asking you directly. No, I don't have an answer to that. Exactly. Love Island is one hour every single night. Every single night. And so it's just difficult to rotate something else in. If anything, after Love Island, I need something that stimulates my brain a little bit. And turning on The Bachelor does less for my brain than watching Love Island does.

If Love Island was not every single night, I think we'd have like a top tier podcast about it. Because I would have already started it. Can we do something with it? It's just impossible. Sally's going to want to. I think when you get to Casa Amor, when you get to Casa Amor, we should do a recap pod with Sally. Why is it just one recap for the whole season? No, just like the first half.

Yeah, like a midway check-in point. We did them with Micah during a season during lockdown. Okay. And I think that's the move. Otherwise, like you're just running the risk of spoiling things for people. As soon as Casa Amor becomes available on Hulu, I will watch it immediately. I think once the recoupling of casa more happens for you on hulu that's when we get in the studio and you me and sally break it down was it lit yeah casa more is

always lit it's it's casa more for me is the main reason i watch the show and i think it is the greatest thing in uh reality television the format of Love Island is so great. It really is. The show is 10 times the show that The Bachelor is. I will start watching The Bachelor this season the morning that Will comes in and says, Dave, Dave, you got to hear me out. You got to start watching. When you hit me with that one, I will do it.

I don't know if I can't get there. I know, and don't force it. I watched the limo entrances last night, and the guys suck. What's stopping you from watching Love Island? I don't know. The volume. But he's a binge boy. That's the thing.

This is perfect for you. I know, it's dangerous. I'm trying to get away from that stuff. The Sunday when Bay and I watched seven episodes in a row was honestly the greatest day of my life. It is so bingeable. Not May 1st. No, not my wedding, not the birth of my son.

Not February 19th. I'm watching the final season of Saul with Alyssa. She's going back. She's behind, so I'm going. I just watched last night's or Monday's. I'm tearing through Saul, too. Dude, just wait. Tearing through Saul.

Is Saul good? Got a little of the old man on the side. Don't look at me. Change of pace. Change of pace back. I'm limping through season two of Saul. I'm sorry. I'm really trying to.

It's a slow burn. I'm not talking shit about it. It's just I'm limping through it, and I'm waiting to get that hit that gets me addicted. How annoying is Chuck? That hit? Chuck's so annoying. The brother? Yeah.

Dude. He's a very good lawyer. What's annoying to me is that I thought Chuck was going to die in the first season, and so I was ready for him to go, and Chuck's just hanging out. He's still there, man. With his tinfoil hat.

Is that an actual disease? I don't know. Is this made up for the show? It's mental. It's mental. Oh, shit. It's time. This Weekend in Fun,

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Last time we played in heat similar to that, it took me three days to recover. It was a mega, mega tough scene. So I don't know, man. Saturday, I want to do something i will be stepping out that is a promise probably gonna do a dinner at some point too with bay maybe some friends who knows um might find a body of water at some point but i you know i'm looking to i'm looking to hang out man if you guys want to hang out with me and my phone will be ready and charged up make sure i have a good sig just let me know you're smoking sigs this weekend

yes you want to hang out with me i do dave dave won't be able to i do my fear is that like if my if my fervor to play golf this weekend doesn't go away that you're gonna be you're gonna be pouting that i'm like trying to try to go commandeer the weekend by getting around a golfing in this heat i'm not like there's there like – there's a small chance I will just try to tough it out, but really it takes so much out of me. Y'all should go to the water park. Y'all should go to Schlitterbahn. You want to go to that Chaco meetup?

I got a Tevis meetup. Okay. Maybe we'll link and build after. I might play golf, man, but I also might die if I do it. So it's kind of like a... Doesn't that make it more exciting, though, the danger of dying on the golf course? What if you get to 15 and you're like two over? Here's the thing.

I feel like I have around a 79 in me right now. Dude, I do too. That's the thing. I feel like I could go low this weekend. I also feel like there's going to be like the first front nine will be hot because it's going to be like 106 degrees. The back nine, once those frozen marks start setting in, we're going to start feeling real low.

We'll be like down to 105. Yep, yep. Gets a little cooler out there. There's a couple trees out there we can hide under. That boy's doing the big stuff this weekend, though. I might hitch my wagon to Dave. Let's go. I'm going to Montana. i'm going to montana going to whitefish who you going with man kj will be there a friend of the show jake is kj driving

no no i think that's it's a long drive i have no concept for that it's a long drive it's a long it's a really long drive but i could see him doing that because he's, he is a drive boy. He drove down here every day. It's probably a very scenic drive. I hear it gets pretty boring. I think there's a period where you're pretty much just driving straight. There's nothing going on.

I know nothing about that part of the country. Well, I'm going to be there. It's my first, my first trek up into Montana. And I think Friday we're, we're whitewater rafting. There's a music festival in town under big sky. I think we're going to go to that.

And I'm supposed to play golf Saturday morning. So pretty excited. We'll see. That's just an absolute lads weekend. Booking a, um, booking a flight to Montana was difficult from Austin. I booked it through a service, a booking agency, and I'm hoping everything went okay. It says I'm confirmed and everything, but it just seems weird. It seems weird not to have contact with the airline.

I know. That's really lame. I sound very old. But I just... It feels like I'm going in a little blind. This lineup is better than the lineup for ACL this year. Turnpike Friday night. I'm not the biggest Turnpike guy.

People know that about me. There's some good bands in here, Dave. I did see Trampled by Turtles in concert once. I feel like I've seen them too. They're good. They're a good band, but a drunk guy in the crowd ruined the concert for me, so I didn't really get to enjoy it as much as I wanted to.

What was he saying? I want to shake your hand. No, after every song. I'm in Solana Beach, California, a very chill spot. Probably a lot of you know guys out there wearing chacos and stuff hell yeah after every song tell me trampled by turtles bluegrass band after every single song the dude yelled america and put his beer in the air every single

song yelling america i was like dude we're not doing that we're not doing that it's gotta go we're not doing that what is this tfm and what fucking year are we in buddy oh arch is arch is trending with a lot of tweets are you worried about this dylan oh is he flipping to texas state mike farrell man dude i think me dumb dumb but yes i did buy chacos just for this trip for the whitewater rafting and i'll probably wear them to the festival too you should dude that's when you know you're a choco i'll probably wear them to the festival too you should dude that's when you know you're a chaco guy if you wear them to the festival and then you take them off after and your feet are all dirty but not under the chaco straps is that okay that's that's a vibe

i'll take a pig that's a vibe i'll send it privately i don't want that getting out there i'm trying to do as little as possible this weekend outside of saturday where i do kind of want to step out but after after the meetup last weekend, after how I've been feeling, I think I just got to take it down a notch. I'm also leaving town the following weekend.

So I just feel like I got to keep some in the tank. I don't know. Maybe I'll take the yak out with my Chacos. To hang out with your boy, dude. Dylan didn't mention that he was doing anything

with his Chacos this weekend. I said I'm going to that meetup. Oh, yeah. I forgot about the meetup. You should take the canoe out. Maybe I'll take... Ooh. Can you point me in the right direction?

I fucking hate this tweet. Tweet's still up. My tweet's better. You see my tweet? I quote tweeted it. Go like it. At Will DeFreeze on Twitter. I said Tiger's about to have that dog in him.

You get it? Because it's a hot dog. Right. It's good. Topical. Topical. Yeah. That's good. Topical. Topical. Yeah. It's not bad.

That's classic Will, man. Do we even have like an F1 race or anything this weekend? Maybe I'll just dip into the Tour de France. We watched it this morning. It's kind of a grueling thing to watch. Turns out riding a bike uphill for four hours at a time is tough. Very strenuous. And the people are just too liberal with getting out there on the road and put you back up a little bit give them a little bit of room and maybe you don't need to like spray them with smoke or

whatever they're dude flares are cool fog machines don't tell the flare guys to chill out flares are tight i'd rather see a vuvuzela no no no don't don't welcome those back yeah i'm not doing much and i'm gonna enjoy it you're gonna link with me yeah we can link on saturday for sure for sure dude i'm gonna hold you to that what i need you to do dylan is to come up with a better alternative for ryan and i that will make us think oh my god why would we even want to play golf in this situation okay but you have yet to come up with that better alternative until then i'm gonna rest on my tea time okay i gotta i need to get my handicap up before i go back and play with my boys i'm trying to get strokes i'm just gonna stop i'm just gonna type in some fake scores and get my handicap up before i go back and play money games with my boys you should oh dude i shot a 120 yesterday

i'm struggling. Y'all still paying that service to keep your scores for you? Yeah. Yeah. Because the amount of money that I win with my handicap and the strokes that I get from my friends, like I pay for that in one round. You didn't see that coming, did you?

Your move. He didn't see that coming. And you walk up and you're like, I don't know, like how many strokes should I get? Like, i'll take 10 like you probably deserve like 14 dude baby bro you're not keeping a handicap very good i wish i had i need i'm gonna start workshopping my uh my e impression are you is that what people tell you you're your e yeah that's what my boys dubbed me we were all doing that i did too everyone last season rolled around i was like so done with that guy

he dropped a bat he was like dropping the bag with sloan so many times it was like dude you guys need to get him out of your squad then they started turning on sloan no one turns on sloan what's she up to sloan i'd like to find out you think you ever called her slonkers behind behind the scenes no i don't slonkers what's up slonks no that probably didn't happen emmanuel shriek we she's canadian you crushed that creekway what's she up to has she been in anything lately man that's a great question um i will tell you she has been doing some things really correct yeah and that's that's where i'm gonna leave it cool as recently as this year she was in cosmic dawn last year she was in die in a gunfight and then 2019 she was in the night before christmas night

spelled of course like a medieval man she got that super troopers to nod though good for her did she yeah okay that one i didn't either i think it was crowdfunded kind of like the tfm movie dylan's favorite film dylan no dylan hates that are you is your name in the credits for it no she was that's an understandable question no she was in John Leguizamo's past no she wasn't was she really no

was Lili Sobieski in there no was her little brother the magician from The Bachelorette in it we've done we've done a lot yeah

should we get out of here yeah bye bye you