Circling Back - Searching For Monkeys In 4DX

Episode Date: November 11, 2024

Dillon and Dave recap their Weekends in Fun, and also discuss the CLIF Bar class action lawsuit, the 43 monkeys that escaped the South Carolina research facility, Dillon seeing a movie in 4DX, and N...orth Korean gooning. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: https://www.washedmedia.shop/ (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter  (11:00) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (27:45) CLIF Bar Class Action Lawsuit (33:05) 43 Monkeys on the Loose in SC (45:30) Dillon Saw a 4DX Movie (56:55) North Korean Gooning Support This Episode’s Sponsors:    •    Naked Wines: Head to https://nakedwines.com/steam and put in my code STEAM for both the code AND password for 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping included.   •   Mugsy: Head to https://mugsy.com/ and enter your email and 20% off is automatically added to your cart.   •  Betterhelp: Visit https://betterhelp.com/circling today to get 10% off your first month.   •   Shopify: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/circling Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm going to go to the Hey, alright, we're back. Circling back podcast. Are you alright over there? I was just catching a vibe with your problem. A little hard. I know man. Hey, I'm Dave. I'm going to host a circling back podcast. I'm just
Starting point is 00:00:34 happy to be here. Uh joining me in studio. Uh you can probably hear him hacking away on his keyboard over there. It's Randy Trimbacky. Don't put emphasis on boring. Hi, Dave. Why low energy, Randy? Just yeah, yesterday was kind of a hard day. You know, we'll get to that.
Starting point is 00:00:49 Why? Why? Just don't worry about it. Don't worry about Dylan. Hey, I want to I want to start on a high note. I want to give a big shout out to all the vets out there. Does someone break your heart? It's Veterans Day. Why are you glossing over that? Yeah, why are you glossing over the veterans? I love our veterans.
Starting point is 00:01:04 Oh, really? It sounds like you love them. I am very thankful to all of our veterans out there. But you want to get to the bottom of this Randy thing. Did some last break your heart? I think a lot of hearts were broken yesterday. Dylan, what if I told you? Is this about the Bears? What if I told you in a musty old hall in Detroit they prayed?
Starting point is 00:01:27 In the Maritime Sailor's Cathedral, the the the the They call get your goomy get your goomy holes. Did you guys plan this? Superior they said never gives up her dead. No when the gales of November come early Is that fucking funny put extra stank on calm because you knew it would get a rise out of me I know what you're doing. It's just it's just a hard day because yesterday the the gales of November came early And I don't you just don't even care. I feel like it doesn't really affect you personally. You're thinking, oh, hey, it's a joke, though. Yeah, it's a joke to you. It's fine. No, it's it's it was a very sad thing that happened.
Starting point is 00:02:10 And I'm sorry that it happened. Don't want to don't want to disrespect Randy to act like he's all down. I'll downtrodden about it. Dylan, hold on, guys. Also joining us, a guy who loves dancing on the dead. Dylan Shivery. No, I don't. It's a do you know, sea walk on the dead enough time hasivery. No, I don't. It's a- Do a little sea walk on the dead. Enough time has passed. It shouldn't really affect you.
Starting point is 00:02:27 It's okay. More of a lake walk, really. You know, the families are still alive. You know, they, you know, mourning probably every November 10th, 49th anniversary yesterday. If there is a family out there listening who was affected by the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald, I'm sorry if I offended you. Sorry. Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours? That's a fucking bar. That's bars, Dave,
Starting point is 00:02:53 whatever your name is. You call me Dick Gordon. I was looking at rainy and I was talking to you and then I tripped up over it. But you are Dave. The searchers all say they'd have made White Fish Bay if they put 15 more miles behind her. Oh man. Wow. Just 15 more miles, Randy. It's all they needed. Anyway, it's like they can almost touch the shore from there, but they couldn't. It's a shame that Will can't be here. Fellow Great Lakes boy. I know he would have been disrespectful. I always forget you live so close to the Great Lakes too. I did too.
Starting point is 00:03:25 And I remember we saw his hometown. Yeah, we saw his house from Chicago, across the lake. I thought you were gonna say from Louisville, I was gonna be like, that's six hours away. Well, we did see Indiana from Louisville. We did. Which still surprises me.
Starting point is 00:03:43 It's crazy. Louisville to your place, only about six hours? Yeah. About. It's crazy. Louisville, your place only about six hours. Yeah, about it's not that bad. Like six, seven. OK, I watched a movie last night. To change the subject called Trap. It was on Netflix and Netflix, John and M Night Shyamalan, John. Damn. And it's one of those movies that it's it's so not good and uh Netflix and Netflix John
Starting point is 00:04:23 Yeah, it's not a good movie but this is Josh Hartnett. Yeah, Josh Hartnett. Oh yeah, that was advertised me advertised to me quite a bit. Uh if if you have a couple hours to kill and you want to watch a bad movie, then turn it on. Really that bad? It's not like it's like oh
Starting point is 00:04:35 my god, this is the shittiest thing I've ever seen but it's it's not good and uh you'll get a kick out of it. That's all. I like him. No, I like no boys. No spoilers. He had a role in what was the movie? I like roles. I like to put butter on them. Thanksgiving. This guy's on a roll right now. Thanksgiving. Good time for a role. Oppenheimer. He was an Oppenheimer.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Oh, that's right. Right. He was an Oppenheimer. How about that? Oppenheimer. that's hard to say. Not with he's with his high school buddies. So, he's having fun playing tree farm. Very cool. Just sounds nasty. That's snake farm. Oh, it's a reptile house. Right. Big week here. tomorrow. I believe we're doing five minutes. Exactly five We're going to have a big week go check out our Patreon. If you think if you think we're hilarious, if you like that banter the first five and a half minutes of this thing, you should hear our Patreon. We saved the good jokes for Patreon. Yeah, that's when Dylan brings out his good material. Sorry
Starting point is 00:06:12 to all you freebies out there. But yeah, I don't I'm intentionally unfunny on here. Dang. That's what it is. I am confirming if for some reason you're not following us on Instagram, circling back pod, we put up the the Patreon schedule now. Tomorrow is exactly five minutes. And today on this schedule, it says call your absolute boys. So make sure everyone's doing that today. Get your absolutes on the line. We should do a bit.
Starting point is 00:06:35 We're to raise awareness for men over 35 losing all their friends. We should just call one of our absolutes. Just chop it up on the park. Most of my absolutes have like the jobs that they work and they can't just answer. Yeah, same. So it would probably be terrible content. But we could call flounder. Also, I can't I can't trust my absos to not say something that'll get us in trouble. Well, you know, this isn't live. Oh, yeah, that's a good point.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Randy frequently edit stuff out people like, well, what does he have to edit out? I'll tell you what, it's me fucking up ad reads. That's that's the majority of that. Okay. They'll probably just call me names that we can't air. What it's it's like, no, no. DJ, I, I've got to the point where I find DJ funny. And like, haha, it's funny because my name is not DJ, but you could call me that's my middle name is Joseph. You get it?
Starting point is 00:07:25 Yeah. Yeah. I've been trying to explain the concept of middle names to Rhodes. Like he knows his middle name is Carter. He doesn't understand why we've shared one. He's like, well, what's yours? I was like, well, mine's also Carter.
Starting point is 00:07:36 That blows mine. He's like, why? I'm like, well, it's kind of like a thing. It's, I don't know. It's just that, well, it's just what we do. Yeah. It'd be like that. Why? And I told him what his little brother's middle name is. And's I don't know. It's just that well, this is what we do. Yeah, it'd it'd be like that. Why? And I told
Starting point is 00:07:47 him what his little brother's middle name is and he was like, that's funny. I forgot what it is. Walker. That's right. Walker's sick. That's I was I tried to tell him. I was like, dude, that's sick. That's a power metal name. Tell tell my
Starting point is 00:07:57 oldest that. Okay, I will. Next time I see him. You want to call him right now? Let's call let's call his school. Call your absolute boy. Absolutely. Hey, Rosie. That would be that would be so cute if you answer the phone. The
Starting point is 00:08:13 funniest is when he'll get shy on the phone. I'll be like, hold on. I'll be talking to like his grandpa, my dad, or something like, I wrote, say hi to grandpa and he's like, oh, my god. Don't be shy on the phone. Parks. Parks is
Starting point is 00:08:24 nine. He gives you nothing on the phone. He answers questions with one word. It's how was school today? Good. All right, man, just trying to check in on you. Cool. I get that. I feel like I was like that as a kid too. I didn't want to talk on the phone if I didn't want to.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Then I hear his mom in the background saying, ask him about his day. And he'll say, how was your day, dad? See, I was the opposite, dude. I would pick up that clear phone, that landline. You could see the insides, the microprocessors. Love those. I would pick up that clear phone that landline you could see the insides the microprocessors Love those. I'll just be chatting it up the microprocessors. Whatever. Whatever. Just a phone. Well, what is it? What do you look like? There's still data things
Starting point is 00:08:56 I don't know circuits and whatnots circuits little gizmos Gadgets do hickeys. Mm-hmm. Whatchamacallits. Exactly. Contraptions. Hey, it's never too early to be thinking about holiday sweaters. Oh, that's true. And boy, are we launching them.
Starting point is 00:09:15 We have a controversial one up right now. We do. Yeah, some people don't know what to think of it. But we're just having fun. There's arguments to be upset about it on no matter what your persuasion is. I could make a strong argument, like no matter where I'm at on the spectrum.
Starting point is 00:09:32 You know, I think since we kind of nailed the middle of the spectrum there, it could upset both people, both sides of the aisle, if you will. Bro, we're the paw that's not afraid to go after both sides, y'all. I think we kind of nailed it. Yep, and of course we're're talking about the I was inverted.
Starting point is 00:09:49 Right. Yeah, that is up though. You can get that right. Wash media dot shop. Go see what all the fuss is about. Don't get your Christmas sweater home. And we got some more coming up. Yeah, we're gonna do a slow release. Get your sweater there. How get you on.
Starting point is 00:10:06 If you order right now, I can't personally guarantee it'll be here by Christmas, but it probably will be right. I would hope. Probably by Thanksgiving. I didn't get here this week. Unless the gales of November come early. What are you doing? Dude, I yeah, you're right. I didn't want to forget.
Starting point is 00:10:21 I was going to say I had almost put it past me, but no, I didn't want to forget. I was going to say I had almost put it past me, but now I don't want to forget. Hey, if you think this show sounds good, you should watch it on YouTube. Go to YouTube dot com slash circling back. You can watch us. You can see how I look. You'd be shocked to know we're all extremely handsome. Yeah, you can see you can see what even Randy, even Randy's not an Ugo. Look at me. I'm not an Ugo, guys. No, he got a haircut recently.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Yeah, Friday. You got a haircut for the, for the Friday beers boys who are in town. I got a haircut just in general. No, no, no. It just happened that they were coming in. No, no. You wanted to impress them.
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Starting point is 00:13:51 You drank them all. It's addressed to me for some reason. I took it home. I'm sorry. Well, since Dylan gets what he wants, why don't you tell us about your weekend there, home? Before I get to my weekend, you see this. Oh,
Starting point is 00:14:01 okay. Did you see this interception and celebration by Cam Bynum of the Vikings who did the uh the ray gun. Yeah, I did. I did. Crush it. I'm about to hold on. I'm a I'm a listener and I'm I'm just I'm actually watching for the first time since you brought it up. Why don't we just watch it real quick? Okay. Let me send this. No, don't send it. I'm just joking. Okay. Okay. It is it is very good. He tweeted a video where it's it shows like the whole I'm just a Terranian. How has nobody done that yet?
Starting point is 00:14:26 I think they have, but not as well as he did. When he immediately started doing the, I believe it's the sprinkler. The sprinkler? I was like, wait, he's doing, something's being done. Someone's cooking and then. Look at all those noteys for Randy, geez. I'm not circling back.
Starting point is 00:14:40 Oh, that makes more sense. I get very little. Since you're not very popular, that makes a lot of sense actually. He's more of a TikTok guy. You're not very popular. That makes a lot of sense. Actually, he's more of a TikTok guy. Check him out on TikTok. Yeah, that's an ill-advised pass from not a great pass. Who's who is playing QB for the Jags? What is not true? Yeah, that's good. He
Starting point is 00:14:57 didn't have to do this. Yeah, he did. Well, look, a defensive back doesn't get to celebrate too often. So he he's been probably rehearsing this for several weeks or months. And he's like, all right, I got my chance. I'm gonna sure if he did. Well, look, a defensive back doesn't get to celebrate too often. So, he he's been probably rehearsing this for several weeks or months and he's like, alright, I got my chance. I'm going to do it. Just when Ray Gunn thought like,
Starting point is 00:15:13 alright, well, it's been long enough and finally out of like the zeitgeist, you know what I mean? Mm hmm. The guys to it was came early. It was Geisty. Now, here's the the Minnesota Vikings, the football team. Saw a couple of Halloween costumes of Ray Gunn when I was out trick or treating.
Starting point is 00:15:26 It's a good look. It was good. That's a good costume. All right, back to my weekend. Hey, on Friday, I actually stepped off for a bit. I went to Don's Depot with my buddy Michael and my buddy Ryan. Ryan was in town from Houston.
Starting point is 00:15:38 I just caught up with some absos. Had a couple cold ones at Don's. The crowd there is so funny. It's, it's college kids. It's like, okay, it's like 15% college kids, 10% like guys just like me, who are just out, you know. What does that mean? 40, 40, 35 to 40 ish, somewhere in there.
Starting point is 00:16:00 41. Looking for, thank you. Looking for, you know, step out. And then it's old people. I mean, I'm talking Blue Hairs and they're two-stepping, there's a live band there, that place is fun, man. It's a good mix. It was, it used to be, when I first moved to Austin, it was kind of a, it was kind of dead. It was mainly like, you know, you'd go there as like a novelty. Yeah. And then I feel like the last five years,
Starting point is 00:16:28 it's become like kind of like the new Deep Eddy almost. You get like the frack crowd over there now. It's still kind of a novelty stop, in my opinion. Excuse me. Because it's just such an interesting crowd, always. For sure. Anyway, that was fun. How late did you stay out there, Hoss?
Starting point is 00:16:42 Not too late. I got home at 10.30. You know, I'm old. That's pretty late. Although the the old folks, they stayed out much later than I did. Any nice young ladies approach you to dance? No, sadly. Okay, sadly. Saturday went out to see my mother who out at the ranch Hill Country. It's a beautiful day. Took parks out there. Chelsea couldn't make it. She was under the weather, so she stayed back. But it's good to see some fam and. Oh, you finally got her, huh? Yeah, I thought I don't. I think I may have gotten her sick.
Starting point is 00:17:16 I don't know. Symptoms were weirdly similar to mine. The gales of November came a little early. But no one else I was around got sick. You guys didn't, Parks didn't get sick. Yeah, I sound great. We have very different symptoms though. You don't know about my simps.
Starting point is 00:17:35 And that was fun. That was fun. And then spent the night, Parks and I spent the night at Chelsea's on Saturday night, which was fun. Did y'all build a fort? We didn't build a fort, but we watched some movies and played card games and we had a good time playing cards on Saturday night which was fun. Did y'all build
Starting point is 00:17:45 a fort? We didn't build a fort but we we uh watched some movies and played card games and we had a good time. We watched Home Alone. What's the go-to card game? The new one that we just tried for the first time is called um Moose
Starting point is 00:18:03 Match Mayhem and it's fun. They whipped my ass. I'm not good at this game but it's a lot of fun Parks was eating it up he loved it how much money did you lose what's the damage on that game I didn't I did not gamble with my son but I would have I would have lost because I was the only one who didn't win a game Chelsea made chili which was fantastic spicy No, it was for a little guy ate it, too. And he does. He's sensitive to spice. So we did. We didn't dial it up.
Starting point is 00:18:29 You're chilling down. Oh, chill it down. You're chilling down there. And he had a baseball game Sunday morning dubbed. OK, he got walked twice. He can't get the bat off the shoulder, man. I'm I don't know what's wrong with him. He won't swing.
Starting point is 00:18:44 Well, he's getting on base. He's getting on base, but I want him to. I want him to drive the ball. What do you think the issue is? I don't know. He likes to get walked. Is he waiting for his pitch? And to be fair, the pitchers are, you know, eight and nine years old. They can't exactly get over the plate very well.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Sounds like a bunch of belly. It doesn't get a ton to swing at, but when he does, he's got to take advantage of it. Trying to work with them. You know what? I respect it. If they're not going to throw it over the plate, like why bother? Save your energy. It's a finite battery. He's playing that Billy Bean ball. Yeah. Just getting on base. Okay. They got the dub. That's what's important. Then we went and watched a movie at the movie theater. We watched Red One. Seen this? No. Are we gonna talk about this later? We are. I'm not gonna, yeah, we're gonna get into this later, so I'm gonna keep it high level right now. We watched Red One with Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Oh. J.K. Simmons. OK, I know exactly. What's the hot guy's name? There's so many hot guys.
Starting point is 00:19:48 Chris Evans, Chris Evans. Well, what a stacked cat. Good movie. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of I'll get more on that later. And then that was pretty much it. Pretty great weekend. And then, of course, watch Trap, like I mentioned earlier. Yeah. Which was not good, but good
Starting point is 00:20:06 If you know what I mean, Randy Hi, Dave Hey, you're back. Hey back. Uh what I do this weekend so Friday Brett and I went out to 6th Street to meet up with the Friday beers guys that were in town gotta That's why you got a haircut. I know, you know, Brett, Brett used to work with one of the guys that at bar stools, so we were just hanging out with them for a while.
Starting point is 00:20:32 Then I just went out to, uh, shoot some pool with Gordo and, uh, then went home. Where are you shooting pool at? Uh, usually we, the place we go the most, I think is like copperhead slash jackalope where we were talking about earlier. Actually, I guess Thursday went to a little cancer benefit. Gala gala. Hi, everyone pronounce it. So that was cool. It was a local awesome thing called for cancer is all like food vendors from like around the the city. And then Saturday donate money to the cause. I did. I did. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:21:09 Exactly. I don't want to say I. But I did donate money. And then Saturday play video games and did nothing really. And then Sunday went on a bike ride and a hike and then worked on my painting project I have to do for my niece. I've been working on for two years. Wow. Really check Bitcoin today. This is good. It's popping dog. Is it popping? It's been popping
Starting point is 00:21:31 a lot lately. North of 80. We are we are 84. She really Jane overcheck. Good stuff, man. But yeah, that was about it. I didn't I didn't do too much. I got a big weekend coming up. Big weekend. You're gonna believe my weekend. It's freaking crazy. Friday night. Stayed in.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Had to Guinness. Watch Mavsons, tough L. It's all right. Short handed. We're competing. Watch Mavsons tough. L. It's alright short-handed or competing Then I I popped on a Sturgill concert I become I Become big on the live music on my TV thing. This has become a big player when I'm staying home I find it more fun than watching Random Sopranos, which is what I usually do Was in bed early Friday or Saturday excuse me. Got up uh did a walk. Rhodes got to go to Zilker with his mom. He got a haircut,
Starting point is 00:22:38 went to a barber. He did the little train thing at Zilker which I've never done. He looks like he had a blast. Zilker Zeppelin I believe. Is that what it's called? I think so. the little train thing out at Zilker which I've never done. He's a blast. Zooker Zeppelin. I believe that what it's called. I think so. Sounds like a great time. He loved it. Wants to go back. Then, I went and met Brett.
Starting point is 00:22:59 Some of the boys sauce Omar. My buddy Che You know, I was, I made it. I posted a three posts of the story and said I was the oldest guy at the bar. I wasn't, it wasn't even close. But it was a younger crowd, a lot of Ole Miss people. It's an Ole Miss bar. We watched Ole Miss take down the dogs. And that was, that was a good time.
Starting point is 00:23:39 That's a, Brett was having a great time. By, we got beers of, or buckets of high noons, some Coors lights, some Miller lights. And I quote from Brett, it was his favorite Saturday he's ever had in Austin, Texas. I was, I think I had a large part of that. Just me being there, putting out the vibe. I think also me not being there helped out too.
Starting point is 00:24:00 You not being there was a key. I know you kept texting like, hey, where are y'all? And he was like, oh, we actually went to a different bar. It was kind of messed up, but it was his Saturday. So from there, I took the, took an Uber home at about five, I would say 5.30, six, got home time for dinner and just relaxed, watched a little late college football,
Starting point is 00:24:22 little BYU Utah, controversial. Talk about that, I don't, too much tip. I'm a little relaxed. Watch a little late college football, little BYU Utah controversial talk about that. I don't too much tip. Um and yeah, then yesterday was just a low key day. Just kind of hung out. Watch the little NFL. Most of
Starting point is 00:24:37 it bad. Uh last night at a a fun game but it was it was fairly low key for your boy. Uh you might say, Dave, you sound weird. Just what's going on? Well, I just woke up and I just I've got a little stuffy nose. That's about it. I feel fine. I feel great. I slept great. I took some Benadryl. I didn't see the fedora shadow man, sadly. But we'll keep trying. That was night two of taking so much Benadryl that I see the hat man. The
Starting point is 00:25:01 aforementioned hat man. We'll get there. Never seen never seen this hat man people are talking about. What he saw him he was just real sassy he was just like what what if he had safari flags what if it was misidentified as a panama hat everything about that what if that's the whole reason he's showing up it's like hey it's not a fedora yeah it's a panama happens. It happened to me if you recall When you went to Italy and bought a fedora, I bought a pan. Did you buy it at the airport? No, I buy it like a souvenir shop bought it from some dude on the street. He was just it was a
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Starting point is 00:29:00 The suit says as much as 37 percent of the calories in the snacks come from added sugar Cliff bar denied that its products are unhealthy or that its labels are misleading. The company agreed to the settlement earlier this year. I'm **** pissed and I gotta also tell you, you're probably not going to get that much
Starting point is 00:29:16 money because it's only a 12 million dollar payout. Correct. Okay. I mean like if you don't even. Yeah. I mean, you're looking at maybe five to fifteen bucks still better than nothing in this economy Flation all that I Know how you hate man on these things. I am I don't eat I don't eat clip bars personally because There's already Per the label a decent amount of sugar in them. Sure. So, if they're
Starting point is 00:29:47 under representing that number, 12 million dollars is not enough. I think in my life, I'm at least, I've got at least 250 under my belt. College, if when I was going to the fifth floor, to pretend to study, AKA just walk around, see if anybody
Starting point is 00:30:03 had like an outline they wanted to share. I have under 40 under my belt I was going cliff bar peanut butter peanut butter is the best flavor peanut butter cliff bar and sugar-free Red Bull And I was going to that fifth floor and I was gonna sit there and I was gonna just like not do shit I was gonna stare at textbook for about 30 minutes the rest of time just walk retain absolutely zero information Maybe go up to the seventh floor. Maybe a mondo. You know how it is. Maybe cruise for trim. You know, fuck that library is a good looking library. It's a good looking library. I never, I was never crew as you said, cruising for trim. You didn't, you didn't troll for trim and out. Come on, man. What are you doing?? It was probably a young lady in one of my classes and we were like I'm like, oh yeah, you want to know a gross story? I went in there. I was studying with
Starting point is 00:31:06 somebody. It was probably a young lady in one of my classes and we were like studying for something and I could smell my boat shoes. I was like, well, I gotta get out of here. It's **** disgusting. I can smell it. So can she?
Starting point is 00:31:18 Yep. Yeah. Yep. Getting rid of those boat shoes in the library. So, go uh you got till like the 25th. There's plenty of websites out there but kind of pisses me off because like we were giving absolutely my kid I'm not even worried about me my kid I used to give him those z-cliff bars. So that they knowingly did this I mean was this a company? They have admitted to no wrong they've settled they're admitting they're saying no these are healthy they still think they're healthy they're not. I feel like stuff like this is so
Starting point is 00:31:43 easy to get exposed you know it's like all right this tastes too good to be true. Send it off to some labs. Hey, hey, fuckers. There's a lot of sugar in this. And you said there's only, you know, 12 grams, but there's actually 29. What's your fucking problem? People be lying, dude. That's bullshit, man. Oh, you know what? I'm glad this happened to Cliff. Cliff Bar. Not a guy named Cliff. And I wish it was more money. Did you know there's a Cliff family winery in Napa?
Starting point is 00:32:17 Same family? Yeah, we went. Seriously? I don't know how we ended up there. Did they sneak sugar in there? No, it's not. You wouldn't know it other than the name, but it was actually one of the better wineries we went to.
Starting point is 00:32:27 It was a very small little house. They got a guy in there and he made like, is it cliff? It's not cliff. Okay. It's like the guys, I was so sad to, to learn that that guy didn't even have anything to do with the family, but the, they do have a winery there.
Starting point is 00:32:41 They still, I still get texts from them. I signed up, I gave them my info. They sent me texts and that was like six years ago and I'd never buy anything. That's okay. It's upsetting that Parks was, you know, consuming this product. You kind of feel a little bit used.
Starting point is 00:32:59 It's taken advantage. You know how I feel about sugar? It's a silent killer. Yeah. These kids don't need all that sugar. You know, what if I told you that 24 of those 40 monkeys from the lab have been recovered, alive, and well, presumably. Yes, yes. I pulled up this the USA Today article on this. And yeah, still, how many these fuckers you think you could
Starting point is 00:33:31 take with your bare hands 18 are still on the loose. How big are these particular size of like a house cat maybe a little bigger than a house cat, I think. But you know, they have thumbs. Right. So you have to account for the thumbs. That's true. They can throw hands. Not only could they throw hands but they could they can in theory like pick something up and use it as a weapon. They can pick up like a they can throw their do to at you too. They could throw their poo poo. They could
Starting point is 00:33:54 pick up a toothbrush and fasten it into a shank brush their teeth in prison. Shank you to use a gun. They could use a a tiny little pistol. There's a number of things that they could do with these thumbs. So, they they escaped from a research facility. Does that mean these these things were
Starting point is 00:34:14 pumpful at experimental drugs and I believe they were being used vaccine research. So, biomedical studies and scientific research. Go ahead, Randy. Why don't you get on your soapbox? Yeah, this 28 days later, it's pretty much exactly how that started. It was that from an escape monkey. I believe a chimpanzee. Oh, that's much scarier than these monkeys. If 40 chimps escape, that is a town that's going to be.
Starting point is 00:34:38 That's locked out. You fucking leave town. Don't start to twist off your body part. Whole squads losing their dick. You know leave town. Don't start to twist off your body part. Whole whole squad's losing their **** Yeah. You know, they go right for a lot of missing. Just dicks just strung all over the street. You know, that's what they do,
Starting point is 00:34:52 right? Yeah. Or you can just round up the the local kids and have them round them up like Theo Vaughn said that he did. You ever hear that story? No. Look at the of the of on talking about. Can I do it after the show? If forty-three chimps hit the streets, that's that's major trouble.
Starting point is 00:35:06 They don't even care about like killing you. They just want to maim you. You guys, you got to stay strapped if if if chimps that's on site. That's like absolutely. That's one more like if if if you found out that like. The authorities were just. Drawn down on them, like you're not even mad. You know, look, what else? So dangerous. These little fuckers in. like the 40s were just drawing down on him like you're not
Starting point is 00:35:27 even mad. You're like, look, what else are they going to do? These little fuckers and you don't need to shoot weirdly strong too. They're very strong animals. I feel like Randy's discounting the fact that like a chimp you'd be
Starting point is 00:35:38 squared up. You'd be like, alright, Randy, it's going to pull your dick right off your body. It's going straight for the dick. You're going to be without promise. Okay. No, no, I know chimpanzees are very scary animals. It's just it's just the Avon said that, like, as kids, that there were some escape chimps and they had like a random.
Starting point is 00:35:52 There's no way that that's he he he got the wrong like species or something. Then it was a chimp that ripped that lady's face off, right? That's another thing they do, though. They'll destroy your face. They'll like bite your nose off. Why are they so mean? And try to rip your eyes out. Dude, they're terrifying animals.
Starting point is 00:36:11 If I had to choose between getting locked in an octagon with one chimp or just a grizzly bear, I'm going grizzly because I'm losing both of those fights, but the grizzly's not going to fuck around. At least it'll just go at your throat and just end your life. Yeah, because I don't want to live life without eyes and a dick. Yeah, it's hard enough without testicles. That's no way to go through life, man. It's true. It's true, David.
Starting point is 00:36:34 I made the joke before you go. Yeah, got me. What's their problem? Why do they do that shit? Chips? Yeah, what's their deal? They're twisted, man. They're truly they're truly twisted. They're like the Joker, dude. They're twisted just like your dick when they twist it off your little body.
Starting point is 00:36:50 They think that, you know what? What if the whole thing was they're in search for the one human vortex bottle that's still available? You think that could possibly be motivating to do all this damage? That's what it is. We gotta start setting up barricades then. You see stories about-
Starting point is 00:37:07 Checkpoints. You see stories about people who have them as pets and like raise them and you know- That's the face ripoff. And they'll just turn on them. They turn on her friend. What the fuck? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:18 Like, hey man, I've been feeding you since you were a little baby, what's your problem? It's like if one little thing goes wrong in their routine, it's like, oh little thing goes wrong in their routine. Yeah. It's like, oh, what happened was like, I had the view on, I normally have the tatay show on. I gave him organic bananas instead of the regular ones that he usually likes.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Yeah, so he ripped my arm off and beat me senseless. Yeah, but I love him. He didn't tore my nipples off just to play with them. It was just fucking, they're fucked up. He tore off my nipples and put them over his eyes and walked around. He was just doing bits with my body part. They're fucked up, dude. Fucking weird.
Starting point is 00:38:00 Stay away from a chimp. Don't go by, don't go near chimp. He re he actually, uh, ripped my ears off, put them over his ears and then I'm not even sure. I'm not sure. Stay away from a chimp. Don't go by. Don't go near chimp. He he actually ripped my ears off, put him over his ears and then pretended to to record a podcast just to mock me. It's weird. Oh, you're painting some some visuals right now and I'm loving it. Well, it's a visual show. You should animate that segment like you did that one
Starting point is 00:38:22 thing. The the Gardner Snake Dave. Yes, I'll animate a chimpanzee tearing someone's nipples off and then putting them on their eyelids. Do silverbacks get freaky like that too? Or they just fuck, they just fuck your dope up, right? They just fuck your little dope up. They're so strong. I get served these videos on Instagram quite a bit. Not those. Not trampoline girl, Randy. Jesus. Pervert. The fuck. No, the there and then you're amongst the gorillas and then every now and then like the male the alpha walks up and it's like you like Have to look down right you look down just be as still as you can be and sometimes like the grills will walk by And they'll just like fuck with one person and they'll just shove somebody then just go on about their business Yeah, it's so funny. Just like just so you know if I wanted to I could absolutely
Starting point is 00:39:18 Yeah, rip you apart limb by they just let them know, but I'm not gonna I'm just gonna scare the shit out of you But like I'm not going on those excursions. Nah. I'm out on that. They told, well I tried to. They actually wouldn't let me go. Cause you're too alpha? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:33 They said like, dude, it's like almost guaranteed that you'd get in a fist fight with one of them because like they will recognize you as the alpha and we can't have that too much liability. Yeah. There's still many out there though. And Dylan, to answer your question, they weigh about seven pounds. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:51 Yeah, I could take- You could take a lot. Yeah, I could take 15 of them. You'd probably feel a little bit bad though. Sure. I don't wanna hurt them. Especially if they live in a research facility, they probably don't have the best quality of life.
Starting point is 00:40:06 This is from the AP and I've, I have, I've looked through, I'm trying to figure out like who they've got out there, like trying to apprehend them. Like who do you call? Like who is your, you know what I mean? Like you can't just have the, the police department out there. You got to have like skilled. What's the animal service that will come? Well, you know, if you got like a snake in your living room, you call, you go on next the police department out there. You gotta have like skilled. What's the animal service that'll come?
Starting point is 00:40:27 Well, if you got like a snake in your living room, you call. You go on next door, first of all. Animal control. Animal control. The move is go next door and say, hey, I got this snake, take a picture, post it on there. First 10, 10 responses to be like, oh no, no, no, that's a rat snake.
Starting point is 00:40:40 That's your friend. Leave it alone. Actually just let him live in your house. You should probably just give him his own room. Set out a bowl of water for him. No, you're going to love that thing. Yeah. Cause it's just going to eat all the critters.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Yeah. It might eat your cat. And then, oh, that's a, what's the, what's the one with the rings on it? The yellow and white, um, not a copper snake. Coral snake. There's one that looks just like it. That's not poisonous, but it can't bite you.
Starting point is 00:41:04 It's mouth's too small. So just like it. It's not poisonous, but it can't bite you. It's mouse too small. So just let it go outside. Yeah. But hey, they're great to have around. Yeah. Yeah. Or it's like, hey, I got a I've got a rattle rattlesnake. Pretty sure it's a rattlesnake and it's just in my backyard. What do I do? I'm about to go take this fucking shovel.
Starting point is 00:41:19 You kill it. No, don't do that. I haven't said it like I'm not going to relocate it. This is on my property. It's getting got. I'm calling once and then I'm going to to say, no, don't do that. I haven't said it like I'm not going to relocate it. This thing stepped on my property. It's getting got. I'm calling once and then I'm going to do my neighborhood a service and I'm
Starting point is 00:41:32 going to try to take this thing out. I'm taking it. I'm not even. I'm just taking it out. Yeah. Would you use a shovel? That's that's the that makes the most sense, don't it? You can't bring a toolie out there and and I am not using a shovel because
Starting point is 00:41:43 that requires me. I know there's a way to do it but I'm not getting that close. Just take his head off. It's not worth it to me. First of all, what are you going to do? I'm going to I'm going to call the I'm calling animal control. There's a guy next door. He's like the snake guy every neighbor. It has a snake. You can't call animal control because you you don't know if it's going to sit still long enough.
Starting point is 00:42:00 It could disappear. I'll watch it crawl. I'm going to be on my cell phone device. I'm going to be like, well, you got to still long enough. It could disappear. I'm going to watch it. I'm going to be on my cellular device. I'm going to be like, well, you got to have a weapon ready to go if it starts
Starting point is 00:42:11 to slither away. Well, I'm going to get my **** sword that I've got mounted above my bed, Randy. And I will draw down on that thing. I might bring my shotty outside. I'll take a shotgun out there. If I had to explain to the neighbors why I popped one off in the hood, they're gonna understand. I might even bring my sawed off out there.
Starting point is 00:42:29 I don't think you have a sawed off. You don't know what I, dude, you know I don't discuss my firearms publicly. Sawed off shotty is the best home defense weapon though, for sure. The spray pattern, Randy. Yeah. You understand?
Starting point is 00:42:40 You get it? Yes. A defender, they call them, for home defense. Yeah. Would that be a good Ace Ventura thing if he had to go round up all these monkeys? That'd be a good trilogy movie. Rounding up monkeys that got out of a research facility. You think we could bring Jim Carrey out of wherever he is
Starting point is 00:43:02 to do the third and final installment, And it's just him. Honestly, that would be great. If it's him. I don't know what part of South Carolina this is, but you got to figure this out. There's pretty country parts of South Carolina. So it's just him dealing with like a some rural South Carolina and Linneans. I would watch that. Could be a good plot. Hollywood, if you're listening. To put that on your list. It's going up there with conference crashers. He's got to tell them about it. It's your conference crashers was all you got.
Starting point is 00:43:35 It's going to be a hit. I showed up late to that conversation. Yeah, we were cooking on it. We cooked it up the night of the ghost. Ah, yes, yes, yes. Yes. Ghost tonight. Should we have ran that back this year? Spooky. I don't know, man. I think we're done a different thing. One is enough.
Starting point is 00:43:53 Why? I don't know if we're going to be able to top a lot of walking. You know, I like to do some walking. Christopher Walken, just walking around the neighborhood, things of that nature. I like to do some by better help. As a matter of fact, Dylan, this month's all about gratitude and along with, you know, the people we're thankful for in our lives. There's other people out there that we don't get to thank enough ourselves. That's right. When's the last time you thanked yourself? It's been a minute, Dave, honestly. If you're thinking about starting therapy, give BetterHelp a try. We've been, they've been on board with us for a while and we've all used it. you're doing it right now. therapist you can even switch therapists at any time for no additional charge Dylan how easy was it to get started on better help it's very it's very easy very user-friendly you'll get set up pretty quickly and easily let the
Starting point is 00:45:13 gratitude flow with better help visit better help dot com slash circling today to get 10% off your first month. That's better help. H e l p dot com slash circling. Somebody watched a movie. Yes, I'm excited to talk about this. I mentioned during this weekend and find that we went to see red one in the movie theater. It was me, Parks and Chelsea.
Starting point is 00:45:48 This wasn't your standard movie going experience, David. Okay. We watched this movie in 4DX. Straight up, I've never heard of that. Just being like y'all stood up and we're just crotch chopping. Randy, have you heard of a 40 X movie going experience? I've only heard of it from you, but it sounds it sounds amazing.
Starting point is 00:46:09 So. For the X, of course, the fourth dimension is. They try to basically recreate the movie environment in the theater, OK? OK, so you sit down in this chair. But they have contraptions like lined up. They have fans lined up along the theater. They have like strobe lights. They have a like a fog machine going.
Starting point is 00:46:37 Anyway, you sit down in the seat. And the first thing you notice is there's a little button on your armrest that says water on or off. So you get to choose whether or not you want water involved in your experience. Okay, so some people are into that the seat has a seat will vibrate and it all depends on the action and the movie. For example, if you're watching a scene where a car chase scene, for example,
Starting point is 00:47:07 like your seat will just start doing this because you're like along and you're along for the ride with the car. How intense? That's the part I'm about to get to. I was expecting like a little seat vibration, you know. It was really intense. What? It was really intense. OK, first of all, this is this movie. It's it's a Christmas movie and There's our scenes where you're in the North Pole and it's snowing there's snow in the theater
Starting point is 00:47:38 There's snow in the theater Like trouble sleeping it falls down, you're like, So like there's a scene where Santa Claus is eating cookies and they there's like a fucking stupid anyway I this sounds sick we're watching that so parks had an absolute blast by the way okay but dude the seats they don't just vibrate they like they tilt forward and they tilt back there okay you can't recline them like you can in a typical theater these days, right? They're just they're fixed seats. Can you have a drink you can and it is it on something that won't there's a cup holder there You just got to be careful. Okay, but these seats shake pretty violently
Starting point is 00:48:39 So there's this the first like real like real action scene in the movie. I don't wanna give plot away, but there's, we'll call it a chase scene because it's kind of a chase scene. Okay. And we're just like, we're doing this. I almost fell out of my seat like two different times. Are people just cackling? Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:01 That's gotta be a, when that scene started to pop off and and we're I'm just like I look over at chelt's parks it in between us, right? And he's having a ball like they're oh there are air like bursts of air will shoot out of your headrest There's air coming up in the footrest I look over during that scene and Chelsea's just losing her shit. Like we were cackling. We were on a roller coaster. I need to see video. I want to see
Starting point is 00:49:32 some footage. We were just doing this and I was just, I could not stop just cracking up. It honestly takes away from the movie because you're trying to watch this movie and this movie is kind of a bit. By the way, right. This movie is kind of a bit by the way right this movie is good like I enjoyed the movie it's actually a good movie this this kind of technology is made for movies like this they're just it's a fun action yeah if you have a kid who's a little bit older because I think it's pg-13 they say shit twice in the movie I think so it's it's not like you can't take runs but if you have a little bit older, they're gonna get a kick out of this movie. And honestly, if you're just an adult who wants to go see it, it's a fun movie. It really is good.
Starting point is 00:50:10 But the experience in these four at the 4D theater, it is so funny. And there are times there are times when like, there's a scene going on. And you see just water comes up from the seats and just shoot straight up. And like it comes down on you like like actually like water, water. Like like this, the button I mentioned on the seat that says water on water off, it shoots water straight out of the seat. This is a good first snow in the movie theater. That's insane. And if you're outside, like your your there's a part where you're on you're riding along and Santa's sleigh. And
Starting point is 00:50:48 so when there's just like, blowing in your face, and you're doing this in your chair. Looking over No, I mean, I like I've done a similar type thing at like Universal Studios when I was a kid. But like, that's like a whole movie that they run over and over again. And like, it definitely wasn't as big as this. But like, it's like a whole movie that they run over and over again. And like, it definitely wasn't as big as this. But like, it's like a 4d experience. But this seems way
Starting point is 00:51:09 more apparently, twisters. There's a 4d experience for twisters, which I think would be fine. But man, just the image of looking over at Chelsea, who's just fucking losing her mind while we're just like, this and I see, and Parks is just having an absolute blast. It was really fun. It's not the kind of thing that I'm dying to go back and do Parks, I'm gonna have to go back because now that Parks has gotten a taste of it,
Starting point is 00:51:35 he wants to go do it again. Moana 2 is another one that they have this for. Okay. I don't even know if it's out yet, but they were promoting that at the beginning of the movie, like Moana 2, they're to have the 4D experience. It was so funny. It was just the whole thing, just a big novelty and it's such a joke, but it's like, okay.
Starting point is 00:51:56 So how big is it? Like how many seats is this theater? It was a full theater. Like, like how big is the theater? Is it like 20 seats? Is it like, no, no, no, it's, it? Is it like 50? Is it like 100? It's like 100 seats. And you look down, it was probably only 30% full
Starting point is 00:52:09 and the whole front section was empty. So you look down and the rows of seats are just doing this. You can see them all moving. It's so funny. But yeah, if you're not ready for it, I had on Lulu lemon joggers and they're kind of slick. So I was like sliding. I was like, I don't like keep readjusting myself to like put my ass back in the seat because
Starting point is 00:52:30 I was sliding off my arms hurt at one point because I was getting banged into the side of my armrest. It was hilarious. I highly recommend it just for like the laugh that you get from going to these these things. I don't I don't think they have many of these theaters around. We had to go to Regal Gateway, which is up north. OK. I don't think they do it in the one that's south, that's closer to you guys. I don't think so. But, man, it was so it was just so funny.
Starting point is 00:53:01 Like we we left in Chelsea's like, yeah, I probably don't need to do that again. And Park was like, I loved it. She's like, like, yeah, I probably don't need to do that again. And Parks was like, I loved it. She's like, oh, okay, I guess we'll go back. It was just, Parks was just getting a kick out of it. I think they're gonna re-release La La Land theaters and I may go try to see it in 4DX. Yeah, what would be the worst movie to go see this at? I guess it's only a few movies that they do this for.
Starting point is 00:53:21 I'm not exactly sure. But man, it was so funny. Yeah, it has to be like a action, a fun action movie. I think they have to come through and sweep up the snow that they like. I don't know what the snow was made of. I just saw it falling down. It only falls down like near the screen. So it didn't we're near the back.
Starting point is 00:53:41 So it didn't like fall on us. OK. What just look up and you see snow falling in the theater. It's just a really funny thing to see. Is there seats that are in like the snow zone? Like, like here at SeaWorld, you want to sit in the splash zone? Not, I mean, yes, but they didn't like promote that. You just like the front seats got snowed on.
Starting point is 00:53:58 The back ones didn't. You know, Randy's getting snowed on. He's showing up real late. Seeing water just so unnecessarily, just shoot up straight up out of your seat and come down. Like a bidet fountain. Like just like it. It looked like you look like you took a water gun and just shot it straight up. So unnecessary. Yeah, that's exactly what it
Starting point is 00:54:15 looked like. Okay, we gotta go do this. Yeah, it's I want to show that go see red one. I mean, it's a good movie. It really is a good movie. Another re releasing're re-releasing Interstellar. That would be a cool one if they did that. Yeah, I don't know how they choose. Obviously, movies that have like action that will play well for they set it up for 4D. But man, it was so much fun.
Starting point is 00:54:37 I mean, it was stupid. It was just like, it's fun because like, this is so ridiculous. I recommend it though. I feel like a horror movie would be terrible to go. Yeah. Even add more to the experience. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:49 The water part, there wasn't even water in the scene of the movie. They just were like, we gotta use water. We gotta use water. They had the button there. Yeah. They're expecting it if it's on. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Okay. It was fun. I mean, it was fun. It was stupid, but it was fun. I mean, I guess if you would have asked, but it was fun. I mean, I guess if you would have asked me, like, I'd have been like, oh yeah, we could, the technology is there if you'd, but I had no clue that there was a theater that actually had all the seats. The way you get jolted around in your seat is just so funny. You have to hang
Starting point is 00:55:17 on. I mean, it's sick. It's not just like a little vibration. It was great. I want to go see a John Wick inke in that. Yeah, Parks Parks is definitely going to be dragging me back to that theater. Hey, how much time do you spend in Shopify because I love Shopify. How easy is it to go in there? I spend a lot of
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Starting point is 00:56:59 Out Russia way? So in geopolitical news, our foes have linked up our foes in Russia and North Korea have linked. We've got North Korean soldiers. Mm hmm. Training with the Russians. Mm hmm. Just one problem. These North soldiers have discovered that they can do use their phone for other things than send a text. They found they found the hub. Yeah. Okay. They're they the hub hasn't been banned in Russia apparently. And these dudes are getting busted.
Starting point is 00:57:59 Dude, this is a bad. Okay. Imagine being an adult and you live your whole life not knowing that this is out there. We're talking about pornography, folks, okay? And then suddenly, the guy's face. And then suddenly you have access to all this. Like, wow, I've been missing this my entire life. I mean, this guy that's getting walked up on the video is just like, he's just scrolling TikTok and just like girls dancing. It's not even as bad as what it seems like.
Starting point is 00:58:24 And he's still like, is just enamored by it. Do you think they're wondering why Western women get stuck in dryers all the time and underneath coffee tables? Yeah. Like it's just so easy to get out. And like what's the deal with the familial relationships? Why are the stepmoms?
Starting point is 00:58:44 Yeah, this guy's here to fix the plumbing issue, but she doesn't have a way to pay him. She should have thought of that before the guy came over to render services. I feel like it's fairly inexpensive to pay a service guy like that to fix your pipes. Sure. There's always a different way to do it though. You're saying this person is trying to sell a home and she's a realtor? you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
Starting point is 00:59:07 you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
Starting point is 00:59:15 you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know,
Starting point is 00:59:23 you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, I was like, hey, we're in a But why didn't they ban the other ones? I guess the other ones complied. Some capacity. I don't know the ins and outs. I genuinely I don't either. I'm gonna sound like a dumb dumb. And plus, I don't I don't really I don't really partake in this. I don't either. Yeah, I did read it recently. I've heard of porn, but I don't know exactly what goes on there. It's not that it's banned. It's that they're trying to like Texas is trying to make more it like you have to prove
Starting point is 01:00:10 that you're 18 and by not just clicking a button that says you're 18, you have to like go to a different like third party vendor. And then the hub is like, well, we're not going to do that. So we're not going to follow your laws. So we're just not going to allow access at all. So it's like the hub is banning it by not following the law. We need to do a holiday sweater that just says let Texas crank again. In the in the font of Pornhub.
Starting point is 01:00:36 Yeah, with very recognizable font. Again, I don't know about this font, but people probably. It's not on my business, really. What I choose to do behind closed doors is not on my business really. No, I choose to do behind closed doors is not my business at all. Mm hmm. Mm hmm. With myself. Man, they're just
Starting point is 01:00:53 begging not to go back to North Korea, aren't they? It's going to suck. They can't go back. They're going to. They can't. Yeah, if they're when their unit's like, hey, we're you got called back in. Have you seen AWOL? Have you seen those hot
Starting point is 01:01:04 maps of um internet connectivity like across the globe and there's just one little dot in North Korea? Yeah, and Pyongyang. Well, do you remember we would do this at TFM or a Grand Ex when oh, yeah There's always like a there's always like a dot or two in North Korea. We got yeah, we got hits in North Korea So we were we were you know theorizing that Kim Jong was just were, you know, theorizing that Kim Jong was just reading, reading about frat moves. He's just reading Dorn. Yeah. He's a big, big Dorn guy.
Starting point is 01:01:30 He loved the wall. He did. I think he might have submitted a couple too. They didn't get approved though. Didn't you send them some signed Sparey top-siders? Yeah. Yeah. Did he send you some North Korea Rush boobs?
Starting point is 01:01:43 Yeah, they did. Yeah. Rush boobs. New Kappa. That was so ridiculous. God. I mean, you were, you were gassing up his fits. That's right. I did, I did cover some North Korea stuff.
Starting point is 01:01:58 You already said he had that shit on. The dude can dress, man. And he's got a fire, a fire haircut too. These dudes aren't going back. No. They can't. They got a taste of the good life and they're not going back.
Starting point is 01:02:08 They get back there and they start spreading the word. This is how we overthrow governments. You guys won't believe what's going on over there. Like dude, once you get out of this country, a whole world of opportunity out there that we don't even know about. Anything you want. It's just right there in your fingertips. Like if you're into weird shit, know, it's like a whole world of opportunity out there that we don't even know about. Anything you want. It's just
Starting point is 01:02:28 right there in your fingertips. Like, if you're in the weird **** Like, I'm telling you, it's right there. You just gotta type it in. Cuz you know, you know, Kim Jong is is cranking. Yeah. You know, he's he's looking up. That's one of the
Starting point is 01:02:44 perks of being the dictator, right? You get to hop on the hub whenever you want. He's just got unlimited access. And good for these guys. This guy just look, he's just the face he's making that this guy got wronged. This is like when they single out one person in the stands who's just like sad. This is post-nuc clarity. He's just staring off, just enjoying it. He's just thinking about like, wow,
Starting point is 01:03:12 the last 30 years of my life and quite the lie. A lot of omissions. From omissions to omissions, the story of the North Korean soldiers. And that's how we'll end it folks. That's good. I'm Dave. Hey, good up we'll end it folks. Good. I'm Dave. Hey, good up.
Starting point is 01:03:27 Dylan, Randy. Good episode today guys. Randy, good job today, man. Hey, thanks. You started off super low energy but you really brought it in there. Well, you know, I was recovering. The gales came early.
Starting point is 01:03:37 They came early. All right guys. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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