Circling Back - SEC Couples & a Sad Catfish Story | Circling Back 10-15-25

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

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All Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, and Matt all Ranchos. All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast, it's the official spooky season post-game episode. In today's episode, we're just going to talk about how full. funny we were yesterday so like randy you're producing say hi i did what was like your favorite thing that we did yesterday like tell everybody about it i enjoyed uh rick johnson classic rick man old rick again he reminded me so much of someone from the past i can't put a finger on to who it may have been you just said he reminded me so much of someone weird sounded like him acted like him

I had a checkered past. He didn't really, the dots. Someone say chess. The dots just weren't really connecting. Yeah. No, you're right. I had that feeling too. Yeah.

How you doing, Randy? Good. I'm going to frame up your camera a little bit better. You keep talking. Oh, frame me up, daddy. Oh, so are we still alive? Frame me up. I'm sorry.

Sometimes Dave sits up really high in his seat and then it looks different when he sits back in his seat. it's on Dave it's not it's not on me it's on Dave I guess it's a me issue sorry for sitting down anyway well I have no more material

so Randy don't even worry about it let's just end it just got a message from a young lady she says that she okay she says that she has been chatting with this young man

on Tinder since May so we're talking five months and she just realized that he's been catfishing her using my pictures and she's saying to me all this information right now. Dude, that's crazy. Let me see her picture. No, I'm like, we're not going to do that.

You can't just turn the thing toward me? Well. Wait, did you know her before? No, obviously not. She just followed me to fill me in on this. Isn't that wild? Hey, dude, don't catfish, man. Catfish and sorry, dude.

Boo! We don't like that. No, we don't like it, man. What did she say? How did she, what was the icebreaker? Like, LOL, you're not going to believe this. She said, Hi, just wanted to let you know that someone stole your photos and created a Tinder account.

I matched with him and we had been talking for a few months and I just figured out that he isn't who he says he is. I know this is really weird and random. I just wanted you to know that someone out there is doing it. this with your photos and then she sent me okay one hottest man the planet this is going to happen two uh a few months you're talking to someone on tinder that's way too long lady yeah good point yeah uh here's my advice don't want a victim blame but here's my advice to this young lady and others who will find themselves in a situation you got to get you got to get confirmation you got to get get on face time that's the you know if they avoid face timing i don't know if nowadays they avoid the

Okay, if they avoid like, oh, oh, oh, I don't want to FaceTime, then, you know, red flags are going up, you know, there are ways to confirm. I hate when this happens to me. People always be stealing my pick and using it on the apps. Yeah. Yeah, it happens to you a lot. It's on that other dating app, though. It's called Mids. Yeah.

It's just like, it's for just reasonably looking people, reasonable looking people. Yeah, just fine looking people. Just like people are just like, it's all right. it's people who are going about their day not trying to impress this is a self-deprecating joke you can't jump in on it um

ranny knows rani's on there no i'm just kidding rany's handsome guy look at him like mids you're pretty good looking it's a good app visual show just for normal people aren't trying to do too much

like wouldn't y'all quit that shit oh you're eating broccoli and chicken for dinner cool i'd fucking ate a kid cuisine if you know you're mid you want to you want to fish from a pond with other mids you know the problem is you're gonna get like

You're going to get some, like, slightly above mids that hop in there just looking for, you know, looking for some busters, slump busters. At least that person knows that they're shopping for mids. And so, like, that gives you more confidence and, oh, this person actually wants a mid. Dude, back in the day, I was the king of slump busters. I was like, I was the guy to go to if you needed your slump busters. You're the same Houston state? That was me. Dang, I'm sorry that happened to you.

You know what? this will be a good icebreaker. You know what? If she's interested in you, she could, this would be a nice way to like, you know what I'm saying? Get her into the pot.

What if she's trying to get in with you? And this is her, what if this never happened? And she's just like, I know he'll respond. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. Maybe she created a fake Tinder account

so that you respond to it. That's a lot of work, but people do crazy things when they're horny. These aren't the pictures of myself that I would have chosen for this. out, but he's doing okay. Which ones they choose? This one's like old.

Is it like the Grandex one? You took this one. I like it. This is a lifetime. What? I, okay, that's a copyright infringement. I took that photo. Dave, even when he's being the catfisher, he still, let me see the photos you're

going to use. Yeah, like I'm going to, I want to reach out to this guy. That's his biggest issue. If you're going to steal my is, like pick some better shit. that's the funniest thing randy i award you a point thank you randy gets a point randy gets a good point uh ladies and gentlemen dylan shivry uh hello everybody so stoked to be here it's going to be um we have a lot on the rundown a lot to get to it's going to be a great show and that's all i really have for now i'm just caught up in this cat fishing story yeah no it was very very timely of which i am a part

yeah and you want to just go tap will in or brett no no i'm good maybe one of the legends upstairs why you want to get them in here i get a legend in here i'll see what they got dude it feels like you're distracted you're now i'm not i've closed it out your day's been ruined because there's a guy catfishing with like just okay photos of no he he picked one that was pretty good the lifetime one was the one where you because dylan famously at the gym wears a towel like but he stuffs it in his pants What is it, or is it your pocket? That wouldn't look like it was in the waistband.

Yeah, I do the quarterback. Yeah, what's... I always stuff it in the waistband. That's what's my move. What are you talking about? Yeah, I was just saying, like, that's his thing. This was between Grandex and Wash Media. And I know that because I wore a rowdy gentleman shirt and will Photoshop the logo out of it on the chest pocket.

Were these photos ever on your dating apps? No. Okay, so this person clearly went through, wait a minute. My Instagram, is that even on your, that's what I'm curious about. Where did you get it? I have no idea. So how about this? A little mystery.

Well, how about this? Fabletics, a sponsor of ours. The shorts have a little loop for the towel. Did you know that, Dylan? That's mystery out of value right there. A towel loop. Yeah. They have a quarterback loop.

It's like a little, it's like a little, like elastic loop on your, on your waistband where you're supposed to put it home. Man, that's fucking sick. God, that's Okay. You kind of look like Jonathan Taylor Thomas today. Dude, he was a heartthrob, man. I know.

Thanks. You just kind of have that JTT swag. I don't think he's in acting anymore. I think he's just kind of like went to college and shit. Is he on Mids? You're talking about the dating app

for people who are just fine? For plain looking people. I'm telling you, you want to fish in that pond. if you're men, man, you know? Just keep casting, just bring them in. Well, yeah, that's the app.

Think about it. It's not HBO. It's HPNW. Hot people not welcome. Yeah. Hey, we claim... We claim this intellectual property and we can prove it

because this is time stamped and everything. We can prove that you stole our ish. Yeah, the way we were going to prove it is the timestamp. I mean, when we... May it please the court. Let the record show we have the time stamp.

October, what is it, what's it today, 15th? For the creators that brought you Scratchies and still got it. It's our new app. Scratches is still a good idea. What was Scratches again? If you just want to link up with people for backscratches, dude, I love a backscratch, and sometimes they're hard to come by. If I was a waiter, part of my thing would be like, not only do I take your order correctly,

and I am not intrusive, I show up when I need to show up. and I bring you your food in a timely manner, but I will offer you a backscratch. That's good. You know what else you could do is not interrupt conversations. That's been happening to me a lot lately. That happens to me, I feel like more than anybody. Maybe it's because I talk too much. I feel like they're trained to do it because it's a timeliness thing.

They want to keep it moving and go to the next table. So they'll walk up, you're like in the middle of a banger of a story. And they're like, are you guys ready to order yet? Like, what was the last banger of a story you told? Oh, my God. What was the last bang of a story? When I'm at dinners with people, I just tell banger after banger. I know, but like what, like what, though?

What was the last, like, crazy story you really just told? I was probably telling someone about Scratchy's. You were doing a pitch to some VC guys. I was doing my elevator pitch. No, dude, when they start doing that and interrupting, I feel like, oh, they're doing that because, like, they're trying to get us out of here for the next table. Like, they're rushing us out. I really feel like they're trained to do it.

it is like a like keep you got to keep it moving that is a that is a mental note i will make about a restaurant if i get the vibe that they're trying to move us out of there that is something i learned that from my mom and they they know what they're doing that's like one way to disrespect the table you see you could you could you could stand there and then wait for someone like acknowledge you and then like okay you guys ready to order like that's what i would do i would be polite what i like to do is just kind of just continue telling the sick story yeah now they maybe they want to hear it too you're gonna love you're gonna want to hear this part. So anyway,

the name was Rick Johnson. But was it? Yeah, they're probably like, you see Table 23, that guy keeps us on talking. He hasn't even touched his food yet. We need to, we need to get him to start eating. I like, I like being a middle of a table, though.

That's my new app. Figure out who's the best middle of the table. How does that work? It's called Mids. How does the app function, though? You know, they interview you. They give you a rating of where you should see it. Like how interesting you are. It's like if you're really not interesting, you're at the end of the table.

Dang, that's a really good idea. I got to say, this has been 11 minutes of like great ideas and great start. It's almost like everybody in this room had their cup of Stone Creek coffee this morning. That's what it feels like to me. We are now a Stone Creek podcast. I don't know if people at home understand the gravity of this situation. It should. Do you understand it?

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88 ounces or something. These are big, big pitchers. let it sit out for 15 hours boom squeeze the rest of it out in there i've been on that i love it yeah i told you guys that because i drink it black and this stuff is is gas it's very good i still maintain that um pour over coffee uh is so extra and is the same as drip if you think if you think about the technique it's the same process why don't you ask the people at stone creek i don't need i don't need to ask them my my common sense of which is very keen very sharp is telling me that it's just for show. Okay.

It's for show. All right. You want to pour over yourself and instead of let the machine do it, it's the same ish. All right. Well, I'm going to continue going with the read here. Okay, yeah. How about that? It did say pour over nerd in the copy, so I feel like that we're on the same wavelength here.

I think it meant like nerd as in like, oh, it's a, like me, I'm a pour over nerd. I'm a cold brew nerd. You know what I mean? I'm just a sicko. Not cold brew is not. That's not nerd. Dude, I'm a coffee sicko. You are.

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got wide It's catfish related Oh my God It got sad I said sorry This happened to you I don't know Thank you

Yes, it's been very hard because he, in quotes, was the first person I actually had feelings for and could see myself with after my husband passed away. Oh. It's a shame people prey on people who are going through something. He told me he had a seven-year-old named Tucker. His wife cheated on him, and he caught her in the act. Anyway, this is sad.

I feel bad for her. Look, don't catfish, y'all. That's messed up. That's sad. I had to yell. I had to close the loop here. I had to fill you guys in. Yikes.

He was supposed to move to New Jersey where she lives, but then was interviewing for a job in Arizona, and he got the job and moved a few weeks ago. On the other side of the country? Yeah. He was supposed to move to where she lives, and it didn't happen. How did she find out as a catfish?

You just didn't show up? I don't know. Maybe she got suspic. And did, like, a reverse Google search or something? Dan, that, but you know what, though? I'm going to make it spin it as a positive. She might have just found her new favorite podcast. Should I say like, hey, that's really sad.

If you check us out, it might lift your spirits. Some people like. She's not even going to hear this. This is a sad part. I want to, honestly, she might. When she, like, digs into who you are, she's going to be like, podcast. What are these guys? Do you guys talk about, like, sports or these guys talk about, like, grinding hard and

waking up early and doing coal punches. Oh, no. They talk about what I just went through. They're spelling my personal life. A live podcast. Sorry. We didn't say her down. To this young lady, I ride for you, I feel for you.

I'm sorry about the situation you found yourself in. This guy's a jerk. Let's send her a shirt. This guy's a jerk. And you deserve much better. You know what? We're to send her a mouse pad that mic assigns. She's got two little ones, too.

Fuck. I'm sorry. Oh, this is terrible. We got to do something for her. What can we do? I mean, I know what you can do. Should we send her some Stone Creek coffee? I don't know, bud.

You tell me, this is your thing. We'll send her some Stone Creek coffee. Send her some of your shirtless picks. I think she already has all. That's true. Via the catfish. Okay. Funny bit unrelated to this.

Kind of related, but like enough separation to where it can still be kind of funny. But if this is like a long comment for the guy? he like just hated you what if he got like your shirtly your shirtless picks and just a i'd your lower half with like a really tiny penis and was sending like fake nudes and so like everyone's like oh wow this guy catfish but he somehow had dillan's nudes and dylan has a small penis tiny wiener yeah yeah that'd be a weird play man they've been talking since may i know but like you could imagine that would be like a funny like not funny but like it'd be like damn i don't find humor in that. Not in this specific scenario, but if someone were to do that at some other

point. Rady, you understand. Randy, what should we do for her, Randy? Is it not kind of funny to think about dealing with a micro penis? Is that just, I guess I'm the only one who finds humor in that? I think I say Dave just keeps talking through it. Yeah, I'm trying to move on. I'm trying to, I'm trying to smooth segue out this bitch. Let's get her. Dave's is dragging me back in. Let's send her flowers. You want to send her flowers? You want to send her flowers? but then we have then you have to ask for address and then it like yeah so this venerous guy Randy what should we do for her I don't know why is it on me we should find this guy who did it your pictures throw him in jail flirt with her so I'm I'm spoken for

her now oh damn look at this guy that's the single one tell I hope she finds a meaningful love in her life do you agree don't make me the jerk you're the one who made fun of the coffee read we just did i didn't make fun of the coffee you made fun of poor over nation and there's people and the copy it called it called them nerds and i just agree with that oh so so being a nerd means is a bad thing you know i'm a nerd no i love nerds and i doesn't sound like you do i love i love it's got any clusters i'm just saying that if you're a poor over person historically you hate nerds that's not true it is true if you make if you are if you do poor over coffee at home you're you're kind of a you're kind of just a showy uh boner because it's the same

it's the same is showy boner first time i told dylan i played dungeon and dragons he started looking up lockers to buy on amazon so he could just buy one for the office to shove me in that would have been a funny bit i just ran he's too big and get in a locker now imagine trying to get that ass in there god was a loud sneeze um i'm gonna do something nice for this young lady what can we do I'm sorry to her to her I'm sorry it's just

we it is what that is just really random wasn't on the run down no it just literally just happened live and at the end of the day you really can't be mad at me or Randy because Dylan's the one who brought it up so she's kind of on Dylan

well I want to support her you know just feeling down I'm going to try and lift the spirits hey at least it's not like our backer that we cold called who catfish someone for like two years. Yeah, what was her problem? What's going on?

Why did she do that? The further away from that we've gotten, I was looking at New York City meetup picks. She was there. She was wearing the D-Ruff true player for real sure. I was like, oh, there's the young lady. And then I was like, man, that went on for a long time. She really catfished the shit out of that guy.

For no reason. Catfish is asshole. It wasn't even like a romantic thing. No, it was just like a... It was like a classmate. It's like, how long can I keep this up? Yeah. Yeah, she did it for the love of the game.

Weird. She called the police on this guy. He might have committed some crimes. I don't know what, but he could have. Identity theft? He did steal your identity. What did he say his name was? I didn't catch his name, but his got a son named Tucker.

Which I'm sure... Who's cat fishing? Which... Why are we doing that? Which means he definitely used pictures of parks in this catfish. So Parks got, Parks was used for a catfish too Touch and Carlson

He used pictures of your son If he told her he had a son named Tucker Of course he did Yeah a picture with him And Parks probably would be more convincing What a scumb Actually Parks is in one of the pictures She sent me

Yeah, I don't like that No, that ain't it, man We should hunt this guy down There's any internet slews out there To hunt down this catfish I'll whip this guy's ass Yeah This fake Dylan little

fucker. I'll whip his little ass. I'll spank his bare bottom in front of everybody. Someone said the Dorn identity in the chat. That's good. It's good. It's good. Jesus Christ, it's Jason Dorn. You know what? I'm about due for like a random Friday where I just sit there and like look at like new shows on Netflix for like eight minutes like to watch. And then I just go, you know what? I'm fucking going bored. I'll do that, dude. I'm good for two a year where I'll just go through all the born movies. They're just good.

I get it. You seen them? Of course I've seen them. I live tweeted the first born movie like three years ago because I'd never seen it. I didn't see, I haven't seen the newest one with what was Jeremy Renner. I haven't seen that one. It was better than I wanted it to be. Okay.

Or thought it would be. I didn't have anything against Jeremy Renner. He did famous animals die from a snowmobile falling on him or something. What was it? A snow plow? It was a snow plow. One of the two on his own property. you got smoked with it it's too bad not talking all right get her address

remember how can you do it and not not be weird i'd the company he's to send her some flowers yeah we'll do something we'll send her uh maybe a sunday scary sweatshirt yeah and uh some stone creek coffee hey we'll send you one free month of patreon and uh one give us a shot there in your business spooky season a sooner a golden tea t shirt God, I hope I'm her favorite. In an aura frame. How about that? I end up being her favorite though somehow.

He will. Give it time. They'll take about three episodes. Yeah, let's sit her in an or frame. We got a bunch of... Let's do it. I don't know. Yeah, that'll help.

We'll preload it with picks that you've approved of yourself. You're like, hey, this is actually a better batch of what I look like. So hypothetically, this is what... Also, according to these young women, I'm the hottest man on the planet, so there you go. Yeah, also we include the clip of that on the aura for them. You can upload videos. Yes. Well, you probably told her friends about this guy, you know.

No, I'm hoping not. Fuck. I was telling my friends about Brent Venables getting cooked on the timeline. Dude, he did get cooked, didn't he? You know, he seems like a nice guy. As far as like OU coaches, I would have made. imagine he's not the type you'd really, I mean, big game Bob, oh, big game Bob is kind of annoying.

Venables is a certified good dude. I think so. Yeah. He, uh, read the quote, Brent Venables on playing in the SEC and it being a one possession league, okay, quote, this isn't the old big 12 days where Oklahoma destroys everybody every single week except one game of the year. Dot, uh, period. What, dot?

what end of thing i almost read the hashtag too it was really stupid uh yeah so like what he said i understand what he's saying because there was a time where oh u um Oklahoma dominated the big 12 i mean let's just let's call it what it is yeah won it like half the time uh something crazy maybe even more than that i don't know they had quite the run um of course brent venables coach oh you as head coach he was a DC for oh you for a while during the big 12 for some good years But as a head coach, he lost four games, four games each year. So eight games total. He didn't have much success in the Big 12th.

So the Big 12 conference official Twitter account decided to just yam on his ass. So in his quote, to be fair, like he did say the old Big 12 days. And it does, like, when you say something like that, it does open you up to a rebuttal. It does. You're kind of asking for it at that point. And this is like the rare uniting of the big 12 teams where you've got like tech Twitter, Baylor Twitter, TCU Twitter, you know, like pulling the receipts like, hey, remember this? And it's, you know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I also want to know how recent this quote is. Is it after the Texas loss? Yes. Okay. Because Texas famously was in the Big 12 with Oklahoma. Correct.

And I believe that is the one game. that he's referring to except one game right um so yeah and of course um big 12 conference tweets quote tweets that coach venerable's lost eight conference games in his two seasons in the big 12 which is a fair point to make is fair and is very funny and as someone who believes in the entertainment purpose of college football this is entertaining i have no problem with my conference account i don't either going hard i saw people saying how this was unprofessional that a where was eddie on this we should have just had eddie on he said he said it was unprofessional i think he said it was bullshit for them to tweet this hey come on eddie

it's fun i think it's fun having fun eddie never having fun a little a little ish talk here it's fun to have fun it's fun to have fun uh tough though tough scene i feel like the big 12 maybe it's just the uh head of the big 12 but or maybe it was their twitter account but like this happened to Texas at some point. Like when Texas left, there was some, you know, because they left, there were some things said. I feel like Big 12 threw some shade over it. Brett, Your Mark, who's the commissioner? Your Mark, that's it.

When he had a speaking event at Texas Tech during Texas last season in the Big 12. Right. And he said, I'll be there in Austin in November. I want you guys to beat Texas or something along those lines. They didn't. Did not. Not only did they not beat Texas, but Texas won the Big 12 in their last year in the conference. And so your mark had to present the trophy to Texas at the end when they beat Oklahoma State.

And it was like a funny moment. So that I can distinguish the two. I don't like that as much because that's like, dude, there's still like Big 12. That team that you're referring to is still in your league. And like it's going to look. weird if there's calls or it looks like you're like trying to yeah you probably shouldn't have like like you know yeah like a bias against yeah a team root for one team where is this like oh you's gone they're not coming back so yeah this is fair game let's go yeah he open he opened himself up to

getting yammed on here yeah just fucking someone loved it up someone loved it up while he was under the rim and then big 12 big this came in just fucking just like uh big nuts like uh big nuts like truck nuts on a Q5 at drop-off. Yeah, exactly like that. You understand the reference? Yeah, I told you that about that earlier today. Yeah. Yeah, some dad at Parks' School during drop-off.

No, look at dude, drives a Q-5, nice vehicle. Well, that's that. He's a fat-ass truck nuts hanging off the bottom of him. I was like, what are we doing here, man. Parks didn't know what truck nuts were, so I had to fill in a man. Well, he learned a lesson today. This car? He goes, yeah, dude.

Yeah, yes. It was a white Q-5. That's sick. Nice vehicle. And I said, Parks, you know what truck nuts are? He goes, no. I said, look at this car in front of us, dude. He goes, what?

Are those nuts? I said, uh, yeah. I don't mean to put you on blast, but do you think he failed as a father for your son not knowing what truck nuts were? I don't know. I'm kind of glad he doesn't know what truck nuts are. That's hilarious. They've kind of fallen out of favor lately, except for this.

They were never in favor. I mean, they exist solely for prank purposes. Certain demographics, they're hot. It should exist only for prank purposes. What are you talking about? I do like the theory that he lost, yeah, lost fantasy football. He's got to do this for a year. And you know the first thing he thought I was like, I got to do drop off.

Take my kid to school in this car. Zander made a whole living off of installing truck nuts. Okay, good point. There is still a market for some truck nuts. It's so funny. Sorry to Brent Venables. Yeah, sorry, Brent. One thing I refuse to apologize for is my love of our new sponsor.

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great things about college football and social media Twitter is people in other parts of the country realizing like what the frat culture in the south southeast is like in one hallmark and I can say I've been a part of this some might say that I am living this you get a lot of guys who might otherwise be on the mid app out kicking their coverage yeah hotter women for a number of reasons and there's been some examples that have gone Vi mainly in the Burnerverse

but Rand if you could put some up you know what shout out to all these guys they're just they're the best this tweet says what genre of couple is this is this SEC couple

it's average looking guys with very very pretty ladies yeah college college chicks Tennessee UT Missou guys from the middle app and girls from the uh what's it called on bumble when you're uh hinge standouts hinge standouts a lot of standouts are today i can guess the algorithm will select certain standouts from the general population of hinge okay hinge accounts and you have to in order to um connect

with them you have to give them a rose mm-hmm it's like it's like another tier up you don't you don't choose to be a standout. The algorithm chooses for you based on how many people want to connect with you? How mad would you be if you found out your catfish profile wasn't a standout? Yeah, that'd be devastating. I don't think, I don't know if Tinder has a similar feature. So, okay, that's what's happening here. I think, like, a big thing here, like, everybody's immediate, like, oh, yeah, dude, this guy's dad probably owns, like, an oil company or something. Maybe. Also, don't underestimate, like, the fun. funny guy. The guy with like a good personality. Maybe these guys might be a funny guys.

The guy at the bottom right here, the Texas fan, looks like they're on the way on their way to Dallas maybe for the Red River shootout on a bus. He's just deleting high noon. This guy's been getting, he's been making the rounds because the young lady he's with. And also there's no, there's no confirmation that they're a couple. They could just be buds. We don't know i do that one of my moves in college was to just take pictures with the hottest chicks it's a good play and people like whoa what's this guy got going on turns out not a lot and people he's just getting dragged a little bit but also like i don't know good for you man she's pretty bid i'm giving him a bid that guy's auto bid look at this guy's getting that guy was born a frat this guy

he also looks like he's 14 years old he does look young he's got young face i'm also old so he's got young face a little facial hair would do do him wonders i think good for him man Yeah, that swoop, that comb over, that's top tier. Yes, good, good hair. Enjoy it while you can. Yeah. Keep going through them, Randy. This guy, this guy.

This guy looks very drunk in this. Yeah, this guy, this is tough. Honestly, you could tell me that this girl is the same girl in both photos. Like, they look very similar. No, those are different girls. This guy, this guy's funny. Yeah, this guy's got to be funny. This is the dude

This dude will like show up And just like Run through a wall Like the Kool-Aid man And everybody's like Mad but they're like That was hilarious And before he does that

He teen wolfs a beer And deletes it in a second Yeah He's got yeah He's got the chugging record Yeah At Sigma Neau

Yeah Yeah Here's another example here It's a very plain looking guy Look It's different down here This guy was last year Okay, I remember this dude

This dude rules This guy looks like Coach O's son His waist to chest ratio is something else He's just a broad This guy's built like Tony Sopranos He's got some calves though His calves are bigger than his thighs Yeah dude this guy

Those calves Yeah Oh he's got the The issue is the rest of the country Isn't ready To come to grips with the SEC hair The little boy hair Yeah

Because you put that on anybody like any guy, it kind of just makes you look, it really does make you look very young and childlike. It does. Like this, he looks very young.

That swoop is just aggressive. Got the crokeys. Turn around too. Good for him. Crokeys and sparries bid. Yeah. Probably a smathers belt. I bet back in the day,

I bet Tfm really opened up a lot of eyes as to what was going on down and like yeah people were like what they thought it was just like midway like everybody's like i don't know i thought we just wore like hoodies hoodies and stuff we worked out a lot we wore hoodies to to football games and they looked and saw like oh this guy's like tucking in like he's going to the golf course to a football game and uh mayor if he does work out he's just doing military press he's just hitting shoulders at all times i've never been a polo tucker like this guy yeah i don't really have especially in a

In social occasions, I'm really not tucking a polo. No, but that, this, if I had a fat, if I had a fat ass, I'd probably tuck in more. Sure. Why don't you, why don't you tuck in them more? Tuck in my polos? Just anything. I don't know. I don't like the look of tucked in it.

It feels too formal. The ass man on 6th Street, he was a tucker. Yeah, he was going out of his way to show off his, uh, that guy probably tucks every thing. Big fat ass. He probably tucks his fucking pajamas in, man, just to show that thing off. Yeah. Dance floor, I'm straight up tucking it. You know what I'm saying?

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for scratching his back, but... I was promoting scratchy's over here. When did you realize how different life was in like a SEC frat culture uh it's it's weird because when i was going to school tfm was huge and it was becoming the culture so like i started wearing sparries because tfm said like you need to wear sparries and like pastel shirts and stuff sparries are nf so like you guys kind of like made the culture of frat guys we didn't really know it was uh satire it was like oh like oh

like this is pastel shirts and uh sparries like this is what frat guys wear so this is what we're going to wear kind of was but it wasn't like it was supposed to be that's how it started and then it just like was like now dude this is actually we're we're going to talk about it because this is what we're doing which i don't know how different is the i mean it's just frack culture regardless you know we're going to get drunk and whatever you guys just have more good days to drink outside the biggest difference i'll say from what i've noticed in reading the tfm book was very confusing was tailgating

because like the frats like dress up and like they're in blazers and stuff I don't know like it was like yeah that was never something Midwest we're in jerseys tank tops I'm gonna I'm gonna pull back a curtain here noted New York Times bestselling author W.R. Bowlin wrote that book

and I can tell you as someone who went to college and also was in the same fraternity as Ross that was not the experience of our tailgates we weren't doing that but do SEC typically do that like they get more dressed up for tailgates they do certain schools but like oh miss does okay i think that i don't i don't know if it's changed it feels like the girls still get dressed up i feel like old miss is like the epitome of southern frack culture other schools are similar but

oh miss is like that's the one you zero and on it we were rocking polo i mean we're in a game day polo oh miss like you'll see bow ties you'll see jackets and bow ties and swoops and shout to j t bow tie Shout out to J.T. Yeah, if someone was wearing that at a Midwestern college, like it would be so, like, what the hell is that guy doing? Same at Texas State. Boy, that's a very unique. Yeah, if you did that, you're, like, doing a lot.

You're really trying hard. Really trying hard. You know anybody? You got any friends who are, like, just mid guys that just have, like, smoking hot babe, girlfriends or wives? I'm sure there is, but... Name names. I think in general.

It's even playing field. But, you know, you got the outliers. But it seems like this is more common than SEC. I'm trying to think, like, when I was in college, there was a guy where you just have an inexplicable. And my group of friends, it felt like everybody was kind of in the same ballpark. Although we didn't have, like, the most handsome dudes. We didn't realize it at the time that we had a guy who would end up being the hottest man in the world.

It's true. 20 years later. Yeah, no many people saw that coming. No, they really didn't. Like, I can't think of a single guy. from like high school or college where I was like really?

Like I feel like that would stand out of my mind and no so good for Maybe it was you and you just didn't know it Oh yeah Maybe I'm batting on my league now Some people are saying

Batting out of my league I mean you do have like a Severe case of the fuckerounds It's severe Debilitating Yeah It's chronic A chronic case of fuck around

I just smoke chronic, so I wouldn't know much about that. Really? Yeah. Damn. I bet one thing all these guys have in common, they just fucking get Cindy. Oh, there's no doubt about that. Oh, for sure. There's no doubt.

Look at this dude. They're all Cindy. Yeah, this guy's super silly. Okay. If I've ever seen someone that gets Cindy more than anyone, it is. Who's the most Cindy? It is this guy. This guy is getting Sunday.

This dude is getting a Cindy. He is going to music. He wakes up, Cindy, goes to bed, Cindy. Yeah. Yeah. He woke up feeling Cindy, Coach. Straight up. Sometimes when I like to send it,

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I want to miss that. That's not a home game. It's no. Damn, that's a tough game. I know Georgia's a little up and down, but. It'll be a tough one. It'll be a tough game. anyway uh yeah going camping the same place we went in the spring out uh enchanted rockway

and i'm gonna we got a little the dads are in a text group together i'm gonna float an idea out there and i might need some help from people i want to just scare the fucking piss out of these kids we talked about when i was a kid we did the goat man story goad man is texas lore we did the goat man story and and as you're telling the story around a campfire to the little ones of the one of the dads sneaks off into the woods you started hitting you with goat sounds like near the end of the story what would those be i don't know i'm new here i don't know how to do a goat sound no you probably what do goat sound like that you got the screaming goats i'm not going to try this but they go ah ah yeah there you go try one dave what okay i'm already thinking ahead

you don't even need a dad to sneak out why don't you just go put a bluetooth speaker like i thought about that too and you just kind of hit you just go to uh your favorite goat's sound Spotify playlist. That's not bad. It's not. It's great, actually. It's a great idea. Yeah, it probably sounds like, Cleveland, this one's for you.

Goat sounds. Because LeBron is the goat in his estimation. Nah, Michael Jordan is. Screaming goats. Oh, that's just a song called screaming goats. Hold on. It's a turnstile song. Yeah, see, that's

I don't think that's going to scare the kids No but it might scare him for a second And it turns in just to straight up Send it You're right Everybody just gets out immediately They just starts They start hitting Fortnite emotes and stuff

Goatman's scary It's scary That's like spooky season one or two We talked about goat man Yeah goat man's a Yeah that's a legendary Scare the piss out of kids You think you need a dads that are going to be like, no, it's probably not a good idea.

My kid's a total bitch. They're freaking 10, man. Like, this is prime scaring time. Exactly. If you can't, if you can't do that, look, fun fact about me, I was Boy Scout. It was a Cub Scout. Went and did some camp out stuff for a time. But you weren't never an Eagle Scout, though, you bitch.

No, I wasn't. I quit. You're not fucking. The whole rumor was like, dude, if you want to get your Eagle patch, you want to become an Eagle Scout, you have to, like, stay in the woods by yourself for a whole night. is that a real thing i don't know i've looked into it i quit kids will get got mountain line or some shit nah not us we were different we kept that thing on us too okay um but yeah there was go the dads were like they would do a story and it was it was always goat man yeah i'm surprised

that that was like a thing for other groups too i love it uh anyway makes you wonder If you have other ideas, like imagine campfire, you know, about five or six little lads, just ready to be scared out of their minds, I want to do something. You can tell them about, if you want to go a different route, you could tell them about, like, shrinkflation. Yeah. Or lunchflation. Lunchflation. Or how different the country in the world is going to look. And by the time they're, you know, getting into college and how, like, honestly, a lot of the jobs may not be there because of AI.

And there's an AI bubble pending. It's not really a direction I wanted to go with this. The total loss of truth on the internet because of AI. True, true. How the algorithm is just tearing people apart. Yeah. That one's real. Yeah.

How foreign bad actors, bad foreign actors are trying to sow division by utilizing bots on social media. Yeah, that's a good one. Or you can tell him about the time like Micah zipped his nuts and his shorts. That's a pretty scary one. Yeah, I hate that story. Yeah, I could do that, I guess. Tell him about the time you were in your buddy's truck

and you ate a chopped beef sandwich and then you couldn't make it and cracked yourself. Yeah. Yeah. Happens to, yeah. It's a tough scene. It was a real tough scene. Tell him about 9-11.

Changed everything. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Okay. These are good ideas. Thank you.

I'll keep you all updated on how the combo what the other dads go. Because before you could just fly, you just go right on a plane. Now I got... So I'm probably... It was a very, very... It was a largest expansion

of the federal government in history. I'm probably going to start with Goatman. In addition to the... Right. The other real, very real world problems that we're facing. Yeah, the subsequent wars and things of that nature. Maybe a catfishing story. Ooh.

Or I know, I know his boy Ray poured him out, but you know i don't parks likes that girl you could take parks and that girl to abandon place without checking with her parents and go ghost hunting that's for the real spooky season just play spooky season yeah like y'all check this out and then be like all right dad's gonna need y'all like and subscribe it's a slow burn it's an hour long just sit tight the first like 20 minutes is dave doing a bit about like from but it's it's really good it's really fun yeah we're supposed to be scared but there's just italian guy who may have been in the mafia we're not sure Your name is Rick Johnson, but that maybe is witness protection.

We're not sure. It's a good witness protection name. What are you talking about? Nothing. Yeah, a lot of things you could do. Yeah, I'm excited for it, man. I'll keep you all updated. I'm excited for you.

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I will. Mothman, dude, Mothman always plays. I forgot Mothman's deal. I mean, just half Moth, half man. How do you forget? There's a great Richard Gear movie. You could tell them about what allegedly happened to Richard Gear. Which is, of course, I mean, I know, but people at home might not,

won't you tell them? The rumor. It's just alleged. Didn't really happen. Got a little crazy with the gerbil. Went somewhere that shouldn't have gone. Let me winks. No way that's real.

He boofed a gerbil, allegedly. It didn't really happen. That was a rumor. Okay. That one doesn't have as much power as the Marilyn Manson rib, but it is one that I even know about. I don't even know who that guy is. If you had to do one, which one are you doing? I know Richard Gears?

I know the story of that. Pretty woman. walking down the street pretty woman Very handsome actor Who made his bones in the 90s Boom boom boom boom boom Very handsome Bomb boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom

What a great song He's also in that one with He did a couple with What's Her Face He was a heartthrob Yeah What's the actresses name? Julia Roberts He did a couple of Julia Roberts

I'm trying to think Runaway bride I'm back on the Yeah maybe I'm back on the scary stories I'm wondering like you could do one where you tell a story And like something happens Or you could tell it early

Like how long is the trip Two nights Two nights So like you could tell the story night one And then night two You're just like seeing clues of all the different stuff Like a scratch on a tree Or like something hanging from a tree

And then like And then eventually you bring a goat You slaughtered Yeah Randy that's okay like you just happen upon stuff but like you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's a it's a good one or you could just explain to them letter with the danger of processed foods yeah seed oils again I just think you could taking this in a direction that I didn't want it to go um new world order yeah I don't know like there's a number of I just don't know what

it doesn't seem like he's giving us enough yeah could go in a number of directions Tell him about MK Ultra. Oh, yeah. You want me to go out there? I can talk to them. Yeah, come with us. I'll get you a sleeping bag. It's interesting.

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It's a good question. Maybe, maybe that would be a good place to start to get on her radar. Okay. I mean, just saying, people can, as far as I know, unless you got like the, the laser down there, you can grow your own bush for free. Are you telling me there's people who have a laser down there? People get lasered. Fricking pubic hair and laser beams. Laser to stop the growing of hair. You're going in, you're thinking like, here we go.

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I don't know how to read. If you take off your clothes in the bed and I see this, you going home. That's not very nice. I'm going to tell you this. As a guy, I know a lot of guys out there. Let me tell you one thing about guys, a guy who is horned up, he is not going to send you home. He's just going to say, do you take that off. That's kind of weird, but I'm sorry.

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T-Bain. Doing bits. Croc boots with fur? Like crocodile? Oh, Crocs. I don't want to see it's a tough one. Way to go, Randy. Whatever.

We're in the internet. Okay. T-Pain does bits, man. I wish I had seen him. I would have gone to ACL and seen him. I'm a big T-Pain guy. Went to the Turnstile show last night. It was very sick.

You have a chance to go to a show at Waterloo Moody Amphitheater. Yes, it's like the third or fourth moody place you can watch a show. Go. Will and I went. We hit Texas Chili Parlor before. Had some Guinness. I had some tamales. my first time ever ordering tamales in a restaurant i've never ordered them tamales are almost exclusively

like someone just gives them to me i fuck with tamales they're great um dude we were in and it was the most tack we got in wait in line to pee saw a backer shout out to him he said fuck dorn he did um watch the show it was fucking great they sounded great it was just unbelievable got out got the Uber. I mean, I was home by, I was home at 11. That's great, man. Good show. Oh, they ripped, man. Absolutely. Oh, if you got a chance to see Turnstile, go. We didn't get to see the bands before, but I know they're good. Uh, but go. It's definitely worth it. It was a lot of fun. It's crazy that by the time that you were home, Jaybo and I were going out to get Taco Bell. It's not that crazy. Is that crazy? It's not that crazy. Sometimes you got to live

Moss. Let's run it back. It's a really short one today. I kind of stopped updating it because we got so into the combo, you know, but we have a short run aback. The segment during which we talk about what we already talked about, Randy got a good point point from Dave. I did. We're launching Mids, the dating app for plain looking single people. And finally, the catfish story took a sad turn and we're going to make it right. That's my mission is to make it right with this young lady. and that concludes

running it back okay any chance you do a thruple uh no okay I guess he's gonna make it right though fuck a thruple

I'm gonna throw up okay maybe a triple kiss I just want her to find love man looking for love in all the wrong places Dylan is here in his hot little faces good show today

I don't think Dave's done seeing. Looking for love. Pretty Dillon. Doing a podcast. Pretty Dillon. Boom, bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb. Richard Gitt was in Runaway bread.

Pretty Dillon doing jokes. Pretty Dillon going home to choke his chicken. You're going home to choke your chicken. No, I'm not. Okay, you're going to go him to kill a goat for the sleepover or whatever the fuck it is. A camp out. Yeah. Dude, animal sacrifice plays.

That would scare the kids. I'll keep it all updated. Those kids need to understand the food chain, like Circle of Life shit. That could be educational and scary. Yeah. Okay. I'll keep that in mind. Bring a cow out there and just slaughter.

I'm not bringing a cow to the camp. Okay, God, dude. You asked for ideas, and Dave's giving me. They're terrible over here. Pretty woman. Why is he always singing? Let's go. Bye. You know, Thank you.