Circling Back - Seminal Moments from Childhood | Circling Back 5-13-26

Episode Date: May 13, 2026

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All right, we're back. This here's the circling back podcast. Wednesday morning. Welcome. Welcome to the show. My name is Dave. Yeah, I left my computer glasses on. I thought maybe it would help us in the Algo.

You know what I mean? Not really. All right. Well, cool. Randall Trembachie, going to produce over there. He's got a space roebuck shirt on. Hi, Dave. It's a visual show.

You got to see it to believe. believe it i will be the first to allow you to be the first to congratulate me and wish me well-being on the thing of course you know what i'm talking about which is my two-year anniversary of my sundress video oh i thought you got hentai virus no i did not get hentai virus he's got to be immune at this point you got the antibodies built up you mark you marked on your calendar when you posted that video it uh I was on TikTok and it just like said on this day. And then I saw that it was my,

my sundress video. So how about that? I'm sure all of the new listeners will be champing at the bit to go watch. 11.9 million views on the TikTok. Okay. You know what? I'm just going to not play the guy's voicemail today. For listener voicemails.

But there's a call. He basically said, you had a TikTok that went viral. And he said, why aren't you posting more on TikTok? because you gained a lot of followers. That's a great question. Also, like when I saw that it was two years ago today, I was like, what have I fucking been doing in the past two years?

I don't know. I need to do more. It's like I need to get that rush again. I have ideas. I just, I don't know. I need to be posting more. When you go home and you do like projects. Yeah.

You need to go home and do TikToks. Exactly. You should do like a TikTok dance. I'm not going to do a TikTok dance. Why? You practiced one for like two months leading up to a wedding. Yeah, then you did it at the very end of a wedding. It was throughout the whole wedding.

And that's hard clear it out. He did it 78 times during that wedding. Yeah, well, you're talking about. I don't know, I'm blacked out. Doesn't matter. But yes, I should be doing more TikToks. I have ideas. I will probably get into them.

We got the producer who's got ideas. Here's an idea. Don't shivery. So I've been distracted. I've been following Sam Taylor's. hair regrowth strategy. I'm listening. Her hair growth journey, not her strategy. I'm very much listening.

Yeah. It's she's drinking something called drink pretty tasty. It's part of her hair growth journey. You just gave them a free ad. I did. Well, I mean, look, influencing.

Matt, all ranchos. I'll buy anything that Sam Taylor wants to sell. You know what I understand? She calmed down over there, bud. The way she says hair, hair growth strategy right off the right off the rip this is just very is something we need to look into i don't think so man i just take i don't think so okay no i'm listening but i'm following it maybe i'll go buzz my head today don't you keep saying that it's like the tattoo thing you're not

going to do it you have buzz your head before how do you know i don't have a tattoo um when's the last time you saw me with no clothes i haven't seen your butt naked my bear I haven't seen your bare bottom. You haven't seen my bare buttocks in a long time, maybe ever. I saw your ding-dong not long ago, though. Okay. You know, we got to... That was before hentai virus.

We need a skunk, Dave, and make him do a lap around the office so that we could see. Yeah, again, if you're new here, if you just, if you just found us from Al Jazeera, Randy's fraternity, if you got skunked playing bat, was it bags? It was pretty much any game. Any game, you got skunk. You had to... get naked and run around the house while the boys paddled you.

Yeah, and you had to touch every doorknob in the house. Apparently, it's somewhat of a normal thing. That's Randy, not us. Parts of the country. Yeah. I don't know, man. I guess we were just hanging out with chicks and stuff. Yeah.

Here's the thing you can call- If six were there, would you still do it? You can't do that from a chick. Usually if, like, it happened during, like, a party or something like that, like people would know and be like, and that was the worst when that happens during a party. party because you wouldn't do it while in the York country, of course, a bunch of girls were around. But then, like, it allowed people to know, like, oh, he got skunked and he's going to have to do a run,

like later today or tomorrow. So chicks were just never there, basically, is what you're saying. People are clearing their schedule, like, yep, going to spank this guy's bare butt tomorrow. I got to be at the house at night. What time? We do it a little earlier. I actually, I've got a class. Like, I'm out of absences.

Dude, I have to go. Can we spank his bare bottom at, like, 8.30? Yeah. I don't know why the phrase bare bottom makes me laugh so much. So stupid. Dylan Shivery. Oh, man. We have a loaded runny today.

I'm pretty stoked for it. Brett needs to leave. I told him. He was in there sounding sick. He told us he felt terrible. Why are you still here? Brett's one of those dudes where he doesn't get, if he's sick, you never know about it. He's like, he hides it well and he doesn't get sick a lot.

So when he's feeling it, he's feeling. He was pretty forthcoming with this one. And he, fourth wedding. Oh, man, that's a throwback. It's a throwback. See what I'm doing? He's throwing back his baseball.

Hey, real quick, we did a Patreon yesterday. Go check it out. Try it free for a week. It was exactly five minutes. It was great. Also, a new something I wish I had thought of before, maybe a week ago when we posted the Savannah, banana ball or bananas um real i i forgot you were in the rookie so i've now responded to people

anybody who says like who fuck is this guy as you think he is i'm like he was in the rook i saw i saw that i want people to be like uh actually he was in the rookie and they're like what they're like wait he so wait but they're like oh wait what is okay that doesn't really mean anything but also like you're gonna think like oh this guy had like a speaking role in the rookie no he didn't he's an extra what was a featured actually Did you have to get your screen actors guild card? It got lost in the mail. Did it really?

Yeah. No. I don't get a guild card. We talk about a dog. They're pretty like serious about that. Yeah, minor roles have to. My name wasn't in the credits. You were in the movie, though.

We also weren't allowed to be paid because we were amateur athletes. Because we were in high school, which is bullshit. NIL era, wasn't not around back then. Is that why I've seen that in your search history before? Yeah. What's that? Didn't you put up a post on Craigslist looking for amateurs? No, I didn't put up a post on Craigslist looking for amateurs.

No, what's wrong with you? No, David, but I wasn't the rookie. You did it all for the rookie. People are saying that I stole the scene. I'm not saying it. You're the first baseball player to play in a Ralph Lauren cap from the outlet mall. That was clearly from the outlet mall. I've explained.

I know exactly. I know that. Well, actually, no, I was in high school still. I wasn't, I wasn't chopping at that one. If you were in San Marcos, that era, early 2000, mid-2000, like, you were wearing, you had, like, three different versions of that little Ralph Lauren horse cab. You had the khaki. You might have, you might have had, like, a powder blue and you might have had, like, a white one. I think I got it at Dillard's.

I can't remember if we ever posted it, but I definitely cut the clip of you in there and you in the background. and then I in the distance go, fuck you, Dorn. Wait, really? That would be funny. I have to see if I can find it. That would be funny. So, yeah, I'm a movie star, low-key.

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Yeah, maybe it could be of a good PSA of being like, whoa, stay away from this stuff. I don't know. Fine, I guess we have to pick it today, could we pick it tomorrow? Hey, I'll just go walk into Mopac real quick. No, I don't want to make, I don't want to make a quick, hasty decision, you know? I want to, I want to make sure it's going to deliver. My fucker said hasty.

Hasty. Hasty. Let's not be hasty with it. Grown-ass man saying hasty. Let's not be hasty with it. I'm trying to think about some of the stuff. that we have on our big whiteboard out there. We got,

we got tally mark. We have ick week. We have. We did that, we did, I don't think we did. We did fumbling the, you know,

fumbling the coochie week. Not, not, I'm a guy, saying. So we did, we have ick week out there, injury week,

green week, like I said, and male friendship week. So there's four that we have out there. But if people, friendship week has legs. Uh-huh. You could just do like, could be like, boys road.

I don't want the ladies to feel excluded. I don't know if that has, I mean, that's, I like, dude, you know me. I like to include the ladies. We love the ladies. And the content. Could do like friendship week. It could be like your best like road trip, bachelor party, bachelor's party. Or do we just say, so like, let's decide tomorrow.

I want the listeners to stew on this. Maybe I'll put up like a post and you get. guys can can we'll make a hard decision tomorrow and i want everybody in this room and listening at home to think about it you know if you're in the chat right now put some stuff out there and also go ahead and comment comment on youtube and uh spotify we'll see that i think next week on on thursdays i'll start doing the best comments of the week on youtube and spotify across the board so but get regardless getting those uh getting those comments hoss well said um Do we need to just jump into the show?

Mr. October. Ray, pull up Reggie Jackson, the great Reggie Jackson, Hall of Famers, Twitter feed. Shout out to our friend Landry. He quote tweeted this, and I was like unaware of it. It's just funny to see Mr. October, like a all-time great on Twitter, not quote-tweeting, but just posting a video. It's clearly AI once you watch it. By the way, I was going to ask you, how quickly did you realize this was AI? For me, it was immediate.

I'm getting- As soon as she stood up. I'm pretty dialed. Oh, I didn't even see her stand up. It's such a clear video that it's like, there's no way this is like a... Wait, so you didn't watch the whole video? No, I did. Okay.

Because I was like, I was AI, so I just moved on with my life. This is just, no, let me just be clear. This is not a... This in no way affects my opinion of Mr. Ockrell. Look how she's holding that burger, Randy. One-handed, one-handed burger. Yeah, that's how you know it's AI. Look at that.

It's literally impossible. Yeah, the lettuce and the tomatoes are not falling out. If you're not watching at home because you haven't chosen to take part in the visual nature of this thing, then let me just paint the picture. It's a very beautiful woman, drinking a beer and eating a burger. She's at a soccer game. Might I suggest that she's a little bit overdressed for a soccer game? Yeah, I thought she, like, when I first saw, I was like, oh, this sideline reporter, maybe she's... She's just one of the, one of the fans, but now I just played.

What is that drink, by the way? Anyway, it's probably not real. Tall boy. Yeah, that's when you know it's AI, when she looks at him. She gets up. She walks on to the pitch. In her heels. In her heels.

He was running very well in heels and then she... Oh, God. What the fuck? So you probably, you're probably wondering, like, wait, where does Mr. October come into play? Why is he involved in this segment? He just tweeted it with WTF awesome. Man, boomers navigating the modern day AI era is got to be hell on that, man. Dude, that's going to fool most people who aren't online.

It fools zero people under the age of 50, though, I think. Like, come on. There's nothing about really well done. Nothing about this is like looks authentic. The smoking hot chick in the first row runs onto the pitch. And they just let her like they, she takes the ball from the footy players. Pass her,

pass her the ball. And she just, she just stripes one left with her left foot by the way. With heels on. Yeah. Just an absolute dime. And then she smiles at the camera. Reggie Jackson.

What the fuck? Scroll down. He also had some Wemby takes. He liked what Wemby did, by the way. Read that Wemby take. You can't. man wimby wimby i'm with you bro sometimes you got to do what you what you got to do then they'll leave you alone for me you've passed the test the league gives you okay congrats

now win the series like i know you can let them know how it's done mr october that's a great sign-off by the way yeah no one's ever called you that no one's ever called me mr october and your birthdays in october that's true does wimby have any any idea who Reggie Jackson is? Does the French 20-year-old... The French 20-year-old basketball player has no idea who Reggie Jackson is. Which is a shame because he's one of the greats. Absolutely. Also, it was great in Naked Gun with O.J. Not as good as you and the rookie, though. No.

You guys have that in common. You guys have both acted. That's true. It's very cool. You had a bigger role than I had. Yeah, still, though. Do you remember him in that movie? No. I'm sorry. I just haven't seen it in a long time.

There was a mind control device or something. I forgot what it was. And there was a pistol under a bag. He got on base. And then he took the gun out, must kill the queen. And he walked her down. It was about to shoot her.

But then, you know, someone saved the day. I got M.K. Ultrad. He did. Yeah. uh randy can you scroll down once you're done texting uh sure it was instagram dming how dare you oh my girlfriend was sending me memes oh that's cute do you guys know randy has a girlfriend yeah i've heard about her haven't seen her but i heard about it she's summertime shot she exists she's just no longer in hawai but she definitely so totally totally exists does she have a sick tan

yeah that's so cool i've been having to work on mine before this wedding coming to up. Looks great. Get your son kiss there, huh? Keep going a little bit. He's got some other takes. He started, he was tweeting at Pete Hagseth. Oh, my F-1, okay, he went to F-1 Miami, scroll down a little bit more.

You don't have to, like, save anything. It's just a, it's just a photo of him standing in front of the I mean, we took pretty much the same photo. We did, but it's just a very boomer photo. If that had been Dylan, Dylan would be like, don't post this. We'll get in on it. Dude, he rules, man. man. Yeah. Hell yeah. Reggie Jackson. Go follow him with that follow. Hey, unless you got more on

Reggie, I want to talk about something we omitted. We failed to put in our internet draft. Our old, we did a, wasn't a draft per se, but there was an exactly five minutes call or prompt yesterday from the Patreon. You can hear the whole thing there. Oh, the video one. Yeah, somebody pointed out there's one that I left off and it probably is one that you know too and I was like, wow, that's bad. We left off the and boom goes the dynamite.

Oh my God. That's the one. That's a first rounder. That should have been my first, like that would have been the first thing I said had I really been thinking clearly. Passes it to the man. And boom goes dynamite.

Reggie Miller looking good. Poor fucking guy. He was just absolutely drowning and there was no life wrapped anywhere. Ball State. he just had to get through it. If you're a young buck and you don't know, go YouTube, ball state

sports anchor. Everyone, everyone's got to watch that at some point. Shows to Muncie, Indiana. I hope that guy's doing well. And boom, goes to dynamite.

Well, oh, he was on Tosh. Like, Tash, you should always do those, like, Web redemption.

Web redemptions and stuff. I know the freaking packet yo kid was on there, too. So I'm sure if you just go through all of those, like, web redemptions, that's just a good list of, like, all-time videos.

he finishes with his little set there and the other the other people are like okay thank you he goes yeah yeah passes it to the man passes it to the man it's funny because like he was in the midst of just like an all time just it just the the rolling down to spiral he still got his signature like line in there yeah he's been practicing boom goes in dynamite he's like i got there's like i got to say it there's like a I'm absolutely tanking right now. There's like a three second pause and not like the highlights are still rolling. And he just goes, he shoots it. He scores.

Dude, to be fair, I think that's pretty hard to do. Like calling a highlight like that, you have to practice a lot to get to that point where you're comfortable doing on camera. Would that be a funny video, us trying to just like you give us like a clip of a highlight. We don't even know what the sports going to be. I'm telling you, it's hard. And we just have to like play by play it. That would be a funny clip.

I think that's a good idea. The people who do that, like, on SportsCenter, they're talented, you know, but they've had a lot of practice. Yeah, this guy, I don't know what happened that day. I think you, that was like a student publication or something, wasn't it? Yeah, it was Ball State. Like, he was a, he was a, probably a sports media. Sports journalism major, probably a sophomore.

Like, you want to call this Pacer's game? Like, yeah. He was probably up late after getting skunked and having his friends, like Pat his bare butt. Probably. I did that at Ball State. Definitely Purdue, though. In Ball State, they did something different They passed it to the man though

In ball state they put saline in them Yeah Yeah I think that that would be a good video That goes like a couple different ways Either goes like well And somehow one of you guys does a great job calling it It goes like this guy boomed down

Goes Diamond or it goes like a Snoop Dog Narrating Planet Earth I really want to hear yours Randy I need to call up I was thinking like you imagine me I want to see Randy I need to come up with a signature line.

Yeah, everybody's got, well, you've had a few. Okay. Nah, come on. No, that would be the key to see everybody's, uh, yeah, punk, you know, their signature. Yeah. Their big, their big moment is. And clambo. Are we having fun yet?

Is that yours? Adam Scott partied down. That was his beer commercial signature line that he lived off of for like a year. Stuart Scott had boo-ya. Was that what it was? Oh, Cyborg. What? And Teen Titans.

He was on the 7th movie. And I'm pretty sure that's not what I'm thinking about. Oh, you sure? Yeah. Teen Titans. I would have maybe put that on my draft too. That was a good show. Yeah, man.

And boo-goos that I might. Passes to the man, to the man. Doesn't know his name or couldn't come up with it in the moment. I wonder if that was the malice at the Palace Pacers team. It was about the same era. same area yeah reggie miller looking good there was like there was like a two-year period where we would just walk around saying it was so bad that i thought it was fake for a while yeah it wasn't the kid just bombed man you're looking so ripped i wonder if your body's fake but it's not you've been using fit

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If you look, a guy on a guy who is there he does something his profile says putting fans first at Savannah banana so he's like their fan media relations person he DMed circling back he said hey guys saw your video about the bananas

some people think it's cool and some of y'all are unsure that was you you were unsure I'd say you were a little more than unsure but as comments point out I'm the guy from the rookie that's right He didn't even know that. I'd be happy to settle this debate if I could get y'all a set of five tickets to a future game. Pick any serious date.

I'd love to help so y'all can really see what we do, not just for baseball, but for the love of it. That's something you don't understand. You don't know a love of baseball, do you? Well, a lot of the comments are, you're a loveless fucker. A lot of the comments are saying that's not really the case. They're saying it's like the antithesis to the boring game that is baseball. That's why banana ball exists. So it's not, according to them, it's not supporting the game.

It's like its own thing. Just stop. He says, we've got, I go, hey, we're in Austin, any more trips through Texas. He said, we've got one at a minor league stadium in San Antonio in late June or their final game of the season, Globe Life in Arlington. Oh. Which, I mean, twist my arm. Are we going to go to a bananas game? Yes.

Yeah. Yeah. We have to. Yeah. I, I'll go. If I'll just go bring Rhodes. I mean, I'll go. I'll bring my two sons, Randy and Roads.

Shout out Ozzy. Would that be a funny trip? Just me, you and my son? Yeah. No, you gotta go. You bring parks. I'll go. I'll take parks.

What if parks just loves it and he's just so into it and I have to be a banana ball dad. Five, five tickets, you four and me, and I'll get some good footage and everything. We'll have a great time.

Oh, that'd be pretty cute. I'll go. Fuck it. I'll go. So we want to do Globe Life? Let me, let me make sure. Let's look at our schedules. Um,

figure that out. Because late June, I would need to know. I mean, if they can sell out Kyle Field, they can sell out Globe Life, which is a fraction of the capacity. Oh, yeah.

That's going to be a scene. And it's our last game, so you know they're going to go hard. They're going to pull out all the stops, dude. Yeah. In between each pitch, just another dance off.

Really just twerking and. Just major twerking. Backflips. Some daggering, perhaps. I don't know. There's a lot of kids there. Oh, yeah, that's true. They can't dagger.

Your banana ball would be if one of the teams get skunked. They have to run around the dugout. With their bare bottoms. Their bare butts out. We're never going to let this go, are we? No. No. It looks like September 26th might be the Dallas one.

It's got a retractable roof. 25th and 26th. You can go pregame it at Texas Live. Get a little fucked up. we pick a non-saturday game because it's going to interfere with college football yeah it looks like there's a friday saturday and sunday game okay lobe life that would that would be a good friday play yeah if i can keep my keep my kid at a kindergarten at that point which i don't know if his mom would like that school will be back on won't it maybe sundays the move maybe sundays the move

drive down come back up same day bet see about it well so or we could do the san Antonio one but i think the globe life would be a lot more gone I'll go. Look at that. He says it. I'll go. I like to consider myself an open-minded person. You know? I'm willing to have my mind change about the bananas. They're literally trying to earn your business. And I respect that. They want to give you a chance.

And somebody make the Dylan at the Stephen Crowder table that changed my mind? Yeah. Not a bananas guy. Change my mind. The bananas aren't good. Change my mind. But it's also Dylan is a glizzy. That's not necessary. No, you got to do levels, man. Okay.

Yeah, I'm down. So fun. That's great. It's going to be very good. Rhodes will have been, he doesn't know he's going to a AAA game here pretty quick, but he needs, I need to like make it clear,

like this is not what we're going to, this is not what we do. Yeah. This is not going to be like a level of baseball that, like next will be coach pitch. It's not, not banana pitch. Yeah, this isn't real ball.

We're having fun. This is fun. It's an exhibition. These guys are all good athletes and, like, good baseball players, but, like, this isn't. He said last night, he goes, Cubs, Cubs Braves are on TV. Anytime the Cubs are on, you know, the Cubs, he wants to watch them. So I put it on, he goes, told his mom, he was, Mom, I want to be a baseball player when I grow up. And I was like, that's awesome.

Okay. Well, we're going to have to send you off to a baseball camp. Did I see that one of them, one of them being the banana ball? guys is going to be on Dancing with the Stars or something. Cat Pat sent us that. Oh yeah, here it is right here. I'll be watching. Are they that big?

Yeah, I mean, they're getting... Dude, they're selling a... They're going to get all the kids and, like, that watch Banana Ball are going to want to watch dancing with the stars. Jackson Olson is the player, and he has a million on Instagram. Well, there you go. He must be like the guy. Is he hot?

He's good looking, yeah, for sure. He kind of looks like Homelander a little bit. Okay. Still need to watch. No, not really, not really. I want to watch on. He's got Homelandar hair, though. You think that Rhodes is going to be a baseball player?

You didn't tell him, no, son, you're going into the family business. You're going to be a podcaster like your old man. That's exactly how Dave talks. No, I shouldn't. No, he didn't know yet. I don't want your life, Dad. I don't want your life. I don't want your mic.

Now, get in front of there and do an ad read right now. I'm underestimating the popular. Do a barrel roll. This guy's like legit famous. Use the boost to get through. Good for him, man. It's quiet. Too quiet.

We're doing Star Fox. Daddy squealed real good before he died. Did you ever play Star Fox? No, I don't even know what it is. It is a great game. I guess they remastered it. I don't know. It's going to have online like battle modes, which might be

pretty cool Parks and I've been playing MLB the show It's fun Back crack Maybe we should get into that Our house He's just loving Mario He picks the Dodgers every time

Because he likes show hey Rhodes asked me like who's the best team I still beat that ass I said the Dodgers He's like why aren't they our favorite team I was like It's just not how it works dude Yeah that's called bandwagon son

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I've seen a couple of Cat Williams clips. I watched Cat Williams all full thing. And I've seen some clips from Shane Gillis, Chelsea Handler, Pete Davidson. That's about it. You know the Cat Williams, Kevin Hartlor, right? No, by like Washington. Apparently they beef. He's got some beef.

What's the beef about? They don't like each other. Like legitimately? Cat, cat, uh, Cat has called him out in the last few years, maybe longer, but like really in the last, you know when he went on his podcast run? Cat is not a fan of Kevin Hart. They're both, you know, tiny guys.

And they both, if you believe Kat's version of it, like, were, considered for the same roles. He's basically Kat's take is every role that was offered to Kevin, I turned down. I don't know how true that is, but it's Kat, and you know how I feel about Kat Williams, one of my favorite standups back in the day. So, anyway, it was a big deal for Kat to go. I think that was a surprise. And Kat went up there, and it was great.

And then they squashed the beef afterwards. It was cool, I guess, you know. I wasn't losing sleep over the beef by any means. but it's a long it's a long roast it's like two and a half hours i would say go watch it skip you could skip a lot of it but you got to go watch shane's monologue you got to watch chelsea handler you got to watch lizo you got to watch pete davidson's great pete davidson was a great is a good stand-up um i have to say i think people kind of get lost and the Pete Davidson tabloid stuff,

where I saw him open for Jim Norton and at the Addison Improv. Alyssa and I were dating at the time in like 2009 or 10. And I didn't know who Pete Davidson was, and he was awesome. He did like five minutes, and he was easily the best comic there. Go watch it. But it's, you know, it's a little tense. A lot of the jokes, it's like, okay, these rows,

they tend to make me uncomfort. at times. This will make you very uncomfortable. Like the Tom Brady one was weird to me, especially his kids were in the audience. That's on Tom. He should not have had his kids there. That was a bad idea.

But talking about all the like, about how their mom had left, you know, Tom Brady for a jujitsu instructor, whatever it was. It was just, that stuff was weird to me. That's what I've kind of noticed too from these clips. Of course,

I need to watch like the full roast. But it seemed like so many of these jokes were like not made to be like funny first. they were meant to be like really going at someone where like usually like a rose is like oh we're having a joke and having a fun time like there just seems like to be some actual like beefs intention like they were just like going in on each other and like yeah it didn't feel you it's funny as much you can watch it and you can see like you're watching if you watch Shane he's like like the joke is still funny but they're like meant to like insult more than they are to like poke

fun some of the jokes you it's fun a fun game is trying to figure out like oh he really doesn't like that person. You could, if you watch him roast Chelsea, like, you know, throwing jabs at Chelsea Handler, you're like, oh, like they, they don't like each other. He doesn't like her. That felt like, like he, he brings up her, uh, having dinner at Jeff Epstein's house back in the day, which is true. It's Jeffrey Epstein, the financier, yes.

And like, just, it's, it's perfect. It's amazing. It's, it's good. He's good. But also, like, this has some, an element that Tom Brady Rose doesn't have or didn't have and it's the racial element. So you get a lot of that and you're watching it and you're like, damn. Yeah.

Okay. And like, I think everybody knows going in. I think most people know going in like this is a roast. Like pretty much everything's on the table. Now, some of it you're like, you feel uncomfortable as like a white dude watching comedy. You're like, damn, dude. Yeah. And like up there on the dais, there's like a lot of Kevin's friends, like a lot of other black

comics and it's it's like oh man i i can't imagine saying doing that up there um he had a pretty public affair too i'm sure that was not mentioned really that was on the cut list that came out after they were not allowed to mention i didn't know there was a cut list or if they mentioned it it didn't get aired but it was aired lives i don't know but it was not in what i saw that was not referenced okay because yeah you'd think that that would be something because like just about everything else is on the table. There's another comic up there. Her husband, like, passed away, like, killed himself back in the day and, like, multiple comics are like... I saw something on that. Yeah. Yeah. And she was laughing, she was having fun with it, too, and I was just like, damn.

That's tough, man. But I don't know. I kind of, I went into this thinking it was going to suck because it's like a big, big stadium. And, like, the way these roasts go now, like, they used to be back in the day, it was like, the roast of Bob Sag. It didn't feel like a huge, you. It didn't feel like a huge production. You got great comics up there. Greg Geraldo. That was the one that Norm was at, a bunch of others. And it was still just as bad. Like they were still roasting him just as bad and just as personally. But then like Comedy Central was like, oh, this is like, we could totally exploit this. And then Netflix got in. It was like, oh, we can make this like a huge thing. And they did the Tom Brady roast. And then it was like, oh, yeah, do nobody's safe. And like, oh, it's kind of,

you're kind of ruining the thing by making it like this big. production. But this is worth watching, I think. Fast forward a lot. Just watch Shane's stuff. He's got some funny jokes. Pretty star-studded. They get a lot of big names on those.

The Rock, not to spoil it, the Rock comes out. I was wondering, because I didn't see him in the place. He's pretty hammered, you can tell, and he's not that good. It's interesting because you get non-comedians up there, like Lizzo goes up there and The Rock. And, you know, they clearly didn't write their jokes. And they don't have, like, the delivery. The Rock, the Rock wasn't great. You're laughing at the fact that the Rock's cussing.

And a lot of them like, will lean on like, oh, my God, the Rock said fuck. Yeah. It's a lot of that. You're like, Dane, this is crazy. I've never seen him. Rock goes in on a, he has a whole bit about Kevin's wife who's there. Who's a shocker smoking hot. Sure.

About him, like, hooking up with her. It's worth your time, I think. But you don't need to watch the whole two and enough hours. Just kind of jump around. Or just go on Twitter and watch the clips. Who was the conservative reporter? Was it Tom Brady or Justin Bieber that like they had on? It was like so out of place.

It was like she was like some Fox News reporter and just did not like was not supposed to be there. Do you remember that from in the past? Like that seems like I don't. Oh, it was it was really awkward. She's not a comedian. She's like some like she was like really pro Trump like Fox news reporter or something like that and it was like and colter may i think that's her she was at one of the old ones and she was getting

yeah that was a long time ago yeah that's what i was thinking she was uh back in the day a real like uh fox news contributor funded type that might have been beber you're right but yeah so like that's to what you said like they get like so many people now that like it feels like too big of a production yeah yeah uh it's good though it's it's good Chelsea Chelsea handler you know she she got yeah she kind of got flamed but then she flamed Tony Hinchcliffe and your friend Tony Hinchcliff I saw him and nodded to him at the dead rabbit I nod to him and gave him a thumbs up and then he walked out what a response did he see you and walk out I think he walked in and looked around the place and like I like looked at him may eye contact he looked at me I just pointed

he just nodded at me and then like he like looked around the rest of the place talk to his friends and then they walk somewhere else. So I think that they were looking for a more hip hopinin' place. Because it was kind of dead where we were. What kind of place were they looking for? A hip hopin. It was dead rabbit. So it wasn't really much hopping because the rabbit was dead.

And that's a brandy joke right there. Put that in the Hall of Fame. That's pretty good. Invite me on the panel. I'll roast someone like that. Oh, man. Dylan Shivery. I'm about to roast you, my friend.

This guy loves. cocaine. Hey, this guy likes to go skiing. That's because there's a lot of snow there, if you know what I mean. Okay. No, but all serious, Dylan, we love you. Thank you for doing that. Good, dude. We only roast the ones we love. No, but really, we love you, Kevin Hart. Yeah.

Kevin, seriously, man, huge fan, man. You're one of the good ones, man. Nice guy. You help my career. A lot of that. A lot of like, dude, you were so nice to me when I was coming up. It does seem like a nice guy, right? Kevin Yeah. Yeah. I don't really, you know, I can't say I'm watching a ton of his movies, but like, I saw

him live. He did? Stand up. I got one tickets off of radio back when I was in Chicago at the United Center. Oh. All right. You were listening to the radio and called in? Yeah.

It was, I was on my way home from school, college, and I was calling in for actually spring awakening tickets, which was an EDM music festival. And then I didn't get them. And they said, well, you know, how about we give you a consolation prize? Would you like to go to Kevin Hart live? Two free tickets. I was like, really? Sure.

Kevin Hart was funny and 40-year-old virgin, the scene in the electronic store. Yeah. That was good. It was good. Okay. That's my entertainment moment. Yeah. I need to watch more.

It's funny because I had told you when you had talked about it like a day or two ago, if I watch, I'm like, no, I'll probably just watch clips be served to me on social media. And that's pretty much what has been happening. My Lizzo guy now? Are you? The way she like interacted with people rosen her, like she seemed like a really good sport. And I was just like, oh, okay. And I guess you kind of know going in, like people are going to joke about her weight.

I showed you that clip. She's actually been pretty public about how it's affected her, the constant just harassment from people about her weight. Yeah. And I get it, you know. She didn't mind Shane's joke. So to show up to a roast like that, you know, good on her for taking it. Yeah. Hey, you're a standout guy for showing up to this podcast.

Thanks, man. You know, and you're going to get roasted. Yeah. It's, it's an everyday thing for me. Like a hot dog. That's what they call them all. I'm calling on Glis. I'm calling Squarespace if I need a domain, y'all.

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you know moving forward has he hit that reverse yet no he can he can barely touch it it's like you just you know he can he can get his fingertips there but it's common for sure uh that's a seminal moment for a kid i think i mean it was for me i remember like trying really hard to get to that point and i finally did and it was so cool so i thought it'd be fun open the discussion to other seminal moments growing up okay okay check get involved too do you guys have me to jump out at you i i i'm jamess went in the heism James I think

I think you are an adult when that happened okay I'll do what I made the thumbnail today is like just going over a ramp on your bike

so that's kind of like where the inspiration of today's thumb down piggybacking off of that no hand no handlebars so I was never able to do that I guess just learning

how to ride like no training wheels on your bike it's like a huge probably not I don't really remember doing it but that is a huge moment childhood Like even today, you can't go.

No. Really? I can't do that. No. Even though I bike so much, I've never been able to go no handlebars. I could go for like a second and then. Dude, I got so good at it when I was a kid. I could go all the way to my friend's house without touching the handlebars.

And that includes like making turns on the street. I was nasty with it. Yeah, you're pathetic, dude. You can never do a wheelie, though. All the kids now can do them, all of them. That's electric bikes. Probably makes it easier. Well, sure.

Yeah. These kids. Those electric dirt bikes get up and go, man. Assistance. Oh, man. First, this is going to sound. I'm like, I'll keep it. I was going to say first pew, but like first armpit hair.

Like you notice like hair. That's a moment for dudes. I got one. I got a bad one right now. Hold on right off that. I just noticed in the bathroom. I just had my first white hair in my, in my hair. I've noticed of my mustache or my beard, even like a chest hair.

Okay. But I have one right on. on the cyber right here, first one ever. What's your reaction to that? You don't like it? You're like, oh, okay. That's kind of sick. I was fine with the beard.

Right now I'm like, oh, now that I'm actually seeing him in my up top hair. It's like, it is, it is not like, I'm not like wanting to be salt and pepper right now. I'm so like, ooh. I love, I love my gray's. I think they're cool. Um, I got one. Yeah, as a boy, like, you, you'll probably most, you'll, there will be a friend of yours who gets like, hits puberty before you

and you're like oh no I'm never gonna hit puberty oh trust me and then like when you when you do when you start seeing like the little you're like oh hell yeah both fucking on I'm a man both my brothers went through puberty in like fourth and fifth grade like they were very very early like they had leg hair all through

middle school and I was like a late bloomer I bet you can't tell but yeah so I didn't go through eighth grade but they were fully ready growing facial hair in middle school being nervous around the girl is a big one. I remember I had a crush on the screw name, Laura, and kindergarten.

And when I was around her, I just locked up. I couldn't do. I was just a mess. That's a good one for you. I never really had that experience. I never got nervous around women. To be fair, I'm still nervous around women. Yeah, so I get it.

Kindergarten, huh? Kindergarten. I had a crush in kindergarten. Yeah. Yeah. She wasn't even that bad, really. Okay. I would say first.

What's you up to now? I don't know. Let me look. I say first kiss, but that doesn't feel more like childhood. That feels more like adolescence than childhood. That isn't the same as like, you know, touching the... I used to chase that. One young lady around the playground.

Mary go around all that. And then one time in class, she gave me a little note. And it said, do you love me? Do you want to be my friend? Uh-huh. And it said, like, check yes or no. Those are two different questions. I know.

how do you answer i don't know here's a here's one from the chat that's really a relatable making your first millie okay really big childhood note there that everyone can relate to uh i'll i'll throw out there beating that really hard level in a video game okay one that you've been like really working like beating a game yeah i remember beating the super mario brothers three but i was so sick uh here's uh this one could go either way. I don't really know. First time getting punched in the face or first time, like, first, first, like, school yard scrap. Oh, yeah. That's a big deal. First scrap in general.

Yep, that's a good one. Because, like, with your friends, I feel like, till you get to, like, probably puberty, like, when you fight with your friends, it's, you never punch your friends, really. It's all wrestling and pushing. But then you get to a certain age and somebody throws a punch. First time you get hit in the face, you're like, whoa. Man, there were a lot of fights at my middle school. A lot. And I, it made me nervous. Like, I don't want to be in one of these. A lot of, it's tough to watch.

Like, you feel weird for watching. For sure, especially when it goes, when it's very one-sided. Yeah. Which they typically were. I say a lot of stuff comes like the first time getting to do stuff alone. Like getting go trick-or-treating alone with just your buddies. Or just like going to the, you know, bike ride to the gas station and go get candy or something like that. That's like, those are cool moments.

Yeah. Yeah. First time, I mean, driver's license, obviously. First time I'm getting behind the wheel of a car. First roller coaster. Once you actually get the height to go on, the rides that you have been able to go on, that's a big one. That's good. But what's like what temperature?

Yeah. Yeah. If it's bright, you have to be 59 degrees out there. That's right. It's a good one. Yeah, parents dropping you off at the mall by yourself. Mm-hmm. Or get the movies by yourself.

with your friends. Like first sleepover, too. Like, that's, you know. Roads is already asking. And he's like, if his friends can sleep over, like, no. No. That would be awful. That's too young.

Yeah. I feel like we didn't start doing sleepovers till like, I mean, like third or fourth grade? Is that even early? That's about right. Yeah. For parks that was about right. Someone says, first time eating on a skateboard. I'd probably throw that in the, with the bike.

But like, like landing a trick. Probably was big for you. Yeah, dude. I remember the first time my buddy ollieed. He strategically, he knew my dad was about to drop me off at his house. And we turned onto his street and he was out in the street in front of the car as we turned. And he just started ollieing. And I was like, oh, dude, he can allie before me.

I remember the first time I could do it. That's a good feeling. Being able to touch around. I remember exactly where I was. It was on that. A gym. I was a freshman at the big gym at Anderson High School. and I'd just been like all summer I just

because I had a basketball hoop at my house and I was just I tried all summer I finally got there and I was so happy Was it did that did the whole school Were they watching you like oh I had a group watching me? Yep I'm gonna read the subtext in here Pirate Dred Robert says first PG-13 movie

Think what they're really trying to say is the first pair of boobs they saw on screen I don't remember the first boobs I saw on screen It was probably with my parents in the room when it did happen and I was very nervous. Mine was almost certainly in a Friday the 13th or like a Jason, like one of those old horror movies. Oh, yeah. That was probably were probably, yeah.

You know, one of the main rules of horror movies, if you get naked in a horror movie, you're going to get killed really soon after. That is true. Pretty sure mine was Van Wilder. Mm. Oh, mine may have been barbed wire with Pam Anderson. Oh, okay. Were they hers?

Oh, yeah. She naked a lot in that? Not a lot, but you have to watch like two-thirds of the movie to get to it. And then it happens. You're like, fuck, yes. It's pretty brief, though. I had no clue. Man, just the first time you watch Wild on.

But Burke, Bird. Ooh, remember Wild Things with Denise Richards? Yeah, I do. I do. That was a movie. Yes, it was. Yeah. I remember my first par when I went playing golf.

I'm still chasing that. Hey. It's okay. you're not no but i did i would say i boge more than a par it's annoying yeah that's normal yeah you don't play golf very often yeah but now with this new uh chipping technique that brett taught me uh watch out i might go on tour he's going side saddle with it you saw that i did yeah if it works for you good stay with it kid once you go cross-handed like mattie fits i i don't even what come again how is this cross-handed show me instead of chipping like

that he switches his hands. Oh, so he goes right down instead of, wait, hold on, hold. Right up. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's, that's interesting. Yeah. Any more?

Did you ever get, first time you get in trouble at school, like, in trouble, like, suspended or in school suspension or anything like principal's office, that I remember that being a big deal. It was a big deal, obviously, but like I remember the first time because, I'd never been down there. It was sixth grade. And my principal, Daniel, Mr.

Smyth, shout out. He might have passed away. Rest a piece if he did. Comes on the intercom or comes out, you know, gross.

He just, oh, David Ruff, come down to the principal's office. Oh, no. And I was like, oh,

fuck. Did the whole class go, oh, oh. Because I was like, I was not a troublemaker. So people were like, oh,

what was it about? Uh, funny. enough, somebody's glasses got broken in their backpack because we had a we had a gong, the gong and we had like the gong beater thing,

the thing he hit the gong with. Somebody hit this kid's backpack, not knowing his glasses were in there and they broke. But it wasn't you? I may or may not have been. It was you. We don't know. Statue limitations, David.

We don't know for sure. I got called to the principal's office in middle school because I was writing my dare essay. And my friend Anthony wanted me to come into his house and help him with his. And I was like, yeah, it's fine because I was a pretty good writer even back then. And I nailed mine. Like, mine was really good. What I did not know is that he copied some of my lines identical.

And the teacher, we turned, I guess we turned ours in together like next to each other. So the teacher read mine, they read his. Like, wait a minute, these are way too similar. And so we got called in there for cheating. And I didn't even know that he copied my essay. and it was a big deal and we had to completely rewrite them it was really embarrassing did he own up to it i cried my eyes out yeah

i was really sad i'm not a cheater damn then my last one probably my last seminal moment's probably day bobby bowed and retired a big deal what's this florida state bullshit you're on what are you talking about first jamess winston what are you talking about Let us know in the comments if you have any more that we missed. I'm talking about Lola Blankets, man.

True story. Got a DM this morning from a listener. This is out of nowhere. It says, that blanket is the best thing you guys advertise. Genuinely, the best blanket we've ever seen. You can quote me on that the next time you have a Lola read.

I sent that to the group text. That's true. He did. That's how good they are. It's part of our personal wind-down ritual. We've got one on our couch, one on our bed. I got one from my family back home.

My parents have one now. My sister's got one. Lola blankets are awesome. The world's number one blanket crafted with ultrsoft luxury faux fur and signature four-way stretch that sets us apart. It's machine washable, double hem for durability, and it stays flawless. No pilling, no shedding, not even after repeated washes. Which one do you got? It's the large.

The color is a brown. I don't know what it's called on the website, but there's a battle. Every time that me, Parks and Chee Chee hit the couch, there's a battle over who gets to use it. It's usually Parks who wins that one. Every now and then I get to use it too. Yeah, I've got the large as well,

but they also have a big Excel. They call it the biggest blanket on the internet. For a limited time, our listeners can get 40% off, select Lola Blankets products with code Steam at checkout. Just head to Lolablankets.com and use code Steam for 40% off your order. tell them circling back sent you support the show wrap yourself in luxury with lola blankets hold on did you say 40% off 40% 40% 40% my goodness that's a deal hey um i want to fight misinformation out there i think that's important to do

you you you've hit a woman what misinformation misinformation is she went like a pageant or something misinformation. She knows a thing or two. Like such as? Like such as? A lot of people are worried about this henta virus, hauntivirus. Something that got sent to our chat last night.

You may have seen going around that the virus will allegedly, it says scientists confirm that the hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches. They confirmed it? Well, that's the thing, Randy. It says that is from the parody account, the daily nowed, N-O-U-D, not a real account or not a... And they just posted like a microscopic view of a virus and then the other side of eggplant emoji.

And so, like, people were like seeing that and getting fooled by it. And then the internet did what the internet does, right? Yeah. Do your thing, Twitter. And I just want to say it does not shrink your piece. at this time. So no worries for you, man. You'll still have one if you get it.

Okay. And it'll still be the same length that it is now, even if I get it. Three inches. So if you were to get the, the hentai virus and someone pantses you, it would still be the same weiner that would be out, you know. Yeah.

It's good to know. I know how you get scared when you wear your lined shorts. Yeah. It's the back of my head the whole time I'm wearing them. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I still wear them, though. Do you ever try to pants your buddy?

He had like a drawstring and they just didn't go down. You're like, oh, damn it. You have to go back again. He's like, I've been on the, you know, giving and receiving end of that where it's like, buddy tries to do it. I'm like, ha ha, I'm tied, tight. How dare you even try? Come on, you got skunk.

Come on, pull him down. Come on, you got skunk. He lost. I got my paddle of here. You know the rules. You got to touch you every doork. Let me see that bare bottom. Come on.

Yeah, I'm good. I'm glad to see. It also seems like this. This is getting sensationalized. We're not actually having to worry about this being like a global pandemic. But like people are sensationalized. Oh, here we go. Randy's a doctor.

You're not worried about it? I'm not worried about it. Here we go. Dr. Randy Brbecky is a producer and a doctor at the same time. John Stewart said this not to be worried about on the daily now. No, on the daily show. I'll watch a clip of things. It's not as easily transmissible.

Is that the word? Transferable? Transmissible as COVID. Oh, here we go, Dr. Shiveries on the show. Here we go, guys. This guy worked in a lab. Oh, three podcasts, bros, talking about something they didn't know nothing about. I read that somewhere.

I don't know. Hopefully it's true. Randy's like, guys back up against the wall in the shadow, smoking a cigarette, he's got his paddle hitting his hand with. He goes, bare butt bashing time. Come on. Let's see your bare bottom. Get your bare bottom out here, buddy.

You better get to running because there's a lot of doorknobs. Every chapter meeting, Randy's like, they're like, oh, VR, voluntary response. Yeah, hey, I think, what if we added more doors to the house? I just think we should add more. They're like, why? What do we, what do you mean? Like, Granny, is this about the skunk run? So the hypothetical naked brother would have to run around and touch more doorknots?

you're like, yeah, it's exactly what this is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to spank more bare butts. Because you see, you see like usually when someone says we got a runner and like not always, you always get it at the tail end. So, you know, it really would be more of a brotherhood event that if more people could be involved so that we could paddle each other. It's always brotherhood.

It's a brotherhood builder. Someone mentioned in the comments that it was Ancoulter, like you said, the Rob Lo roast. Oh Yeah, that was pre-Beber That was pre-beaver Why was she at the Rob Lowrote? Because probably Comedy Central invited her as a joke

And didn't think she would actually No, but she bombed She absolutely bombed Not good Anything else in the chat Before we go? 40% off, someone says But yeah

Someone says their first sig For child Oh yeah, first beer Oh yeah, first beer That's all yeah That's the obvious one. We missed that. That's for sure.

First time you throw up from dip. So I did say that, I think. Eighth grade for me. First time you have to eat a dip sandwich. It's the first and last time I dipped. There you go. But I'm excited. Banana Ball.

We'll stay tuned. Just clear the schedules. Yeah. All right. We'll see you later. Go check out the Patreon. Make sure. Comment some stuff that we miss as far as childhood moments and more

importantly, theme week ideas. Oh, we missed an obvious one. First nut. So like, walnuts, pistachios,

planters. You're definitely never dating my sister, David. Bye. Bye. Bye.