Circling Back - Seven Smoothies At The Gas Station

Episode Date: July 1, 2020

Bryson DeChambeau's (somewhat) absurd diet to put on mass, the viral video of the girl who couldn't figure out gas pumps, Kanye's new single with Travis Scott, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith's open marriage, John Travolta's Oscars blunder re-lived, This Weekend in Fun, and more. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (10:46) Bryson DeChambeau's Diet (28:54) Gas Pump Girl (41:50) Kanye New Heat (46:55) Will & Jada (56:40) This Weekend in Fun presented by Miller High Life Miller High Life: Miller High Life, The Champagne of Beers. A quality beer within everyone’s reach. Birddogs: www.birddogs.com (STEAM for a free face mask) Miro: www.miro.com/backer (FREE account with unlimited team members) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name's will defreeze to my right david ruff why'd you say it like that david ruff that was weird emphasis was that like did you go borat i'm gonna i'm not gonna lie dave willie kgb i'm in my own head right now i don't know how to like you get such props on the mail-in for letting the beat ride and i just don't let it ride enough and like i'm just in my own head about it well uh they got a surprise because uh you're doing the mail-in today it's gonna be a three minute intro of just dylan's song going the entire time the last time i did the mail-in which i guess was last week with big game brett uh i thought we were wrapping up so i started to fade it in and brett brett had like two bonus questions brett

had something at the end and it went on i had to pee so bad and i was like kind of trying to like insinuate like hey let's wrap it up without doing the Micah finger twirl. Because that's condescending, I think. You were doing the Dylan, like, this episode is running its course. Let's finish. Because you had to pee. Because I had to urinate very badly. And Brett immediately launched and was like, all right, Dylan, I've got a couple things here for you.

As the beat was going. A little bit of a choose-your- was choose your own adventure here uh how about this uh don't dave's just sitting here with like p dribbling down his leg and so the beat played out and then i had to restart i like that and people like a couple people noticed i was like yeah i like that it's trying to move it along but dude just do you man i know i know it's hard man i just i just don't know what to do with myself. Dave's got his signature little touch, man. Yeah, it turns out just being a shitty producer is my signature thing.

Sound engineer. Dylan Shivery's in the building. Hey, everybody. What's going on? Happy Wednesday, Dylan. Happy second half of 2020. Yeah, this is the least excited I've ever been for July 1st is it because 2020 has been an absolute shit show so far yeah if if I could if I could say

right now that you could fast forward to like normal life even if it meant you had to miss out on like six months eight months possibly 12 months 12 months. Would you fast forward? No. I don't like, no, I'm not missing anything. Why? Because I don't want to miss a thing. I might fast forward at this point. No, not me. I'm going to go through it. If it, you know, it's going to make you stronger.

If it doesn't kill you. Plus, dude, I want to vote. Do you not want to vote in November? Yeah, rock the vote, bitch. No, like everything would happen. Voter die. Everything would happen. Dylan, look, we get it.

You watch MTV. Dude, I love that year that Paris Hilton was one of the voter die people, and she wore the shirt and everything, and then she didn't vote. Yeah, she didn't vote. She didn't care. She died, though. Yeah, you got to die now. Maybe that's what happened to Avril Lavigne.

I don't make the rules. Yeah, did she not? She forgot to vote. She's Canadian, though. That's the thing. She couldn't vote. Yeah, she wasn't allowed to. We didn't make the rules.

That's hot. That was really good. Have you ever seen the video? I actually thought Paris Hilton was sitting next to me. Have you seen the viral clip? You guys seen this? It's from like a VMAs from like 20 years ago, probably 15. And it's her like bartending and it's Snoop sitting there at the bar.

And he's like, I want to freestyle with you and she's like oh yeah you want to freestyle with me and like she started it's the most dude if you can make it through the entire video i i will pay you a dollar don is it more or less cringy than the bella hadid shoes more because she she's like, it's just, it's so bad. The Bella Hadid talking about shoes or sneakers was one of the

cringiest few minutes of my life. He can get a... He could like, get it. If he pulls up in the retros. Really,

anyone just wearing these shoes could sleep with you? That's what you're saying? He can get it, Dylan. He could get it. Dude, Dylan told me before this

that he's never finished a Paris Hilton video before, so I don't know if he can get through that entire viral clip you talked about all right there's that one paris hilton video was that the one that was in night vision dude i don't know devon ever watched it our senior year definitely you pervert i think our my senior year of high school it was around the same time that the video came out and it was literally called a night in paris and uh our student council thought it would be funny to to have our prom be called a night in paris and make it like parisian they did not i was on student council and we we did it and we submitted it to the to the higher

ups and uh they approved it and we were like holy we're actually doing this no and they made t-shirts set a night in paris on it we were just like this is, we're actually doing this. No, and they made t-shirts, said A Night in Paris on it, and we were just like, this is kind of funny. I enjoy this. That's pretty good. Yep. Who did she do it with? It was her boyfriend. It wasn't Girls Gone Wild guy.

No, but it was someone in that vein of scumbag. Did that hurt her brand? No. No. No. She was the original sex tape. Yeah. Wasn't she? She was the first. Oh, no, Pam and No. No. No. She was the original sex tape. Yeah. Wasn't she?

She was the first. Oh, no. Pam and Tommy. Pam and Tommy. Yeah, but she was the first one in our high school time. Pam and Tommy were old. She was much more pop-culturally relevant. Pop-culturally.

Pop-culturally relevant. Did you all see the breaking news? This is interesting. They're actually doing a Pam and Tommy second sex tape. It's actually Pamela Lee and Big Time Tommy. Really? That's great. Dick it is.

I'm in. I think she goes by Pamela Anderson now. Yeah. Oh, yeah. What did I say? Pamela Lee? Yeah. You did.

Pamela Lee Anderson was her name at one point. What is she? Is she doing okay? I can see her not doing well, but from a quick Google search. She got hepatitis. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but a lot of people do. Yeah, I know, but I feel like they had a particularly bad case of it.

Yeah, I think they did. Big time Tommy here. Big time Tommy. Today's quote of the day. What's today's quote of the day, David? I stopped myself. Two in the... One in the...

Do you guys want some programming notes? Yeah. First and foremost, go follow Circling Back Pod on all social media platforms. Make it happen. Why did you turn into Dylan? Cuz. Angry Dylan. Cuz.

We need this to happen. At Circling Back Pod on Instagram and Twitter. Also, Friday, Patreon, listener voicemails. Yesterday, we did the stream room. Rounders. Yes, we did. The results will shock you. We have Tuesday's stream room coming up.

We have yet to determine a movie for no other reason than we were waiting for July 1st to hit because we didn't want to choose one on Netflix and then have it get kicked off, only for us to be like the little furry guy meme like, oh, no, what happened? So now we're just the veiny head kid meme just sitting here waiting to tell you guys what it is. But we haven't determined it yet. We'll have an announcement soon. If you follow Circling Back Pod, you'll see that announcement. I was kind of looking forward to Rounders

because it's a movie I had not seen but y'all really liked, and I was kind of wanting to roast it. And the movie ended up being so good that I had no choice but to stand. Yeah. I enjoyed the movie. Yeah, I don't understand people that didn't think the movie was that great. It doesn't make sense to me because it's a good movie. Dude, it just takes one person to say that they don't like it,

and then the mob mentality follows suit. Like, person to say that I don't like it, and then the mob mentality follows suit. Like, oh, yeah, I don't like it either. Like, really? It's a really good movie. Those people would rather watch Van Wilder. Van Wilder stinks. Can we just say that? I had it on DVD.

Yeah. I've never seen it All the way through But I'm pretty comfortable In saying it sucks I think No I don't think I think that I think that we were like

Just too old to appreciate it Because you guys were probably Like close to college When that Was gonna come out Yeah we were like Living it Dylan and I

Oh dude No but like Every weekend Because this came out in 2002 Yeah You were drinking too much To watch this. I was so faded.

I was faded like Zeke. Were you? That was not a great video for Zeke. Sports Illustrated did him wrong. I'm glad he put them on blast. But yeah, the stream room. Can we talk Bird Dogs real quick? Yeah.

We're the Bird Dogs TV guys, so I think we probably should. I will say, last night for the first time, I saw myself on television. Really? Yeah. I actually had to rewind. Did you see your boy, too? And this was especially special for me because this wasn't on the Golf Channel. Especially special?

Yes. What was it on? It was on NBCSN just before the Man U game. Huh. I was like, this is perfect for me. Dude, you're doing it. I'm so happy right now. Your boy was on there then?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. He had a line? I was so pumped. Dude, I had a line. Yeah. Imagine how many people heard my voice. Are you in the Screen Actors Guild?

Imagine how many people heard my voice. It's crazy. You should be in the Screen Actors Guild. I should. Sag heard my voice. It's crazy. You should be in the Screen Actors Guild. I should. Sag. Sag, yeah. Never sag your bird dogs. You don't have to because they've got the elastic waistband that fits perfectly around that tiny little waist of yours, Dylan.

Wow. Yeah. If you're not familiar with these, these are gym shorts with a built-in silky soft inner liner that makes underwear completely obsolete. Let me say something. A lot of liners out there, the shorts that are doing this are too constricting they're so tight these are not that way these are extremely comfortable they're comfortable but they provide the the perfect amount of support that one would need especially if you might be jumping rope or something and you know your boys jumping rope david

that's why i said it yeah i i recently acquired A pair of shorts That I got for free Not from Bird Dogs And the inner liner Was way too tight And I know I'm kind of Quadzilla right now Just because you know I've been doing that

Pelly stuff No one's calling you that Dude everyone's calling me that Yeah I don't know Have you seen my calves lately? Dude I'll show them to you later Okay I'll wear my Bird Dogs

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I mean it's That's what it says Is there a name for that A dental dam Yeah You'll get a free Bird dogs face mask off script or no that's the script i mean it's it that's what that's what a name for that a dental damn it didn't yeah uh you'll get a free bird dogs face mask along with your pair of bird dogs they're actually very quality masks they feel like your auntie sewed them just for you me on t that's birddogs.com promo code steam and boom a free pair of bird dogs or sorry a free bird dogs face mask with your pair of bird dogs so you will not take these things off i promise can we talk about bryson's diet dylan damn is what a lot of people a lot of people call it that

a lot of people call it that the dylan damn damn dylan literally no one dude everyone's everyone no one has ever said that people say that though dude back at it again there's a there's a trending topic yesterday it was nasa released a 10-year time-lapse video of the sun, and people are quote-unquote blown away by it. It's not that cool. So you can skip it. I had to get it off my chest. Cool, yeah.

I didn't see it, and I don't think I'm going to. Yeah, you're not missing anything. Very sick. Very sick. Anyway. Can we talk about Bryson's diet? If we have to. Who's Bryson?

DeChambeau? Mm-hmm. This was released on the... Where was this first released yesterday? Because I saw it on the PGA Tour's Instagram feed. Shout out PGA Tour. That's where I saw it. That's where we were tagged in it no less than 17 times.

Yeah, like we see it. We have alerts set up. Bryson DeChambeau's average day for breakfast four eggs five pieces of bacon two protein shakes and toast okay hardy that's a lot two protein shakes and i looked up i believe he is doing the organe protein shakes because i wanted to know i'm like what is what's going here? This is a lot for breakfast. The four eggs, five pieces of bacon, that's not that. That's not crazy.

If I wanted to, I could do that for breakfast daily, and it would be a very filling breakfast, and I wouldn't enjoy doing it, but I could do that. It would be one of those breakfasts I would have to have very early on because I wouldn't be hungry for the next five hours. We'd have to delay the start of circling back by like a half hour to accommodate for me needing to use the restroom after that breakfast. Yes. Yeah.

The toast seems unnecessary. He might just be a toast guy. Is there toast in there? Yeah, he's doing toast. Once you go through his whole day, I just have a quick comment. Okay. Snacks throughout the day. The Go Macro Bar.

Is that what you were talking about? No. Okay. PB&J Sandwich, which that'sro Bar. Is that what you were talking about? No. Okay. PB&J Sandwich, which that's a hell of a snack for if you're trying to put on some mass. It's an all-timer. You know, man. It's an all-timer, David. Why don't you just add a little syrup on there if you're serious about bulking.

Maybe he is. You trying to get on the line, son? I heard he's eating a lot of awful waffles. Because you ain't. What? Oh. So then he goes, three protein drinks as a snack throughout the day, and then, quote, snacks while practicing.

I love snacks on the golf course. So he doesn't really do lunch. A Snickers bar at the turn, there's nothing better. What are your top snacks on the golf course? Snickers bar number one. No. No, I disagree. Dude, if you asked me when I was in eighth grade, I would have said Snickers bar number one.

It's also like a nostalgic thing for me because I just always used to do it at the turn. A little sugar rush. Oh, at our – when I grew up playing golf at the course where I was a member, they didn't have very many snacks. Give me a G2 and a Snickers bar and I'm a happy camper. I would go into the pro shop and all they had was just like a Nature Valley bar, Snickers, and something else. Peanut butter crackers. Yeah, exactly. It's like, well, I'm going to go with the Snickers.

And so my parents probably paid for like 60 Snickers bars that summer. I will probably go with, if it's a snack that I'm picking up from the course, I'm going peanuts. Just some peanuts. Unsweetened. I hate that. And zero sugar Gatorade. I guess that's the G2. Although our home course doesn't carry those.

I'm a big fan of just going to the grocery store beforehand and just grabbing a giant thing of kettle chips, getting the salt and cracked pepper on those things. Damn. You just toss them in the bag. I had some of those last night. It pleases the entire crew. The crew loves it yeah can i ask you a question what about what about a good sausage wrap at the turn for you dude i love sausage wraps those rules

sausage wrap so weird that's a good name for a podcast um hey does he just not eat lunch he just snacks in between breakfast and dinner because i kind of like that i don't hate that this i mean if you look at this like objectively having a protein bar a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and three protein drinks that's a healthy like that's a big ass lunch ross eats like a peanut butter and jelly and cheetos for dinner yes he does and every time he does it i sit there and i'm like i want to roast you right now, but I kind of think that sounds really good right now. It ain't easy being cheesy. And then for dinner, he does steak, potatoes, and two protein shakes for around 3,000 to 3,500 calories a day. If I'm being honest, I kind of feel like it would be more calories per day. Yeah, me too.

What do you have to say about this on a larger scale? This isn't that big of a deal. Why? Minus the six protein shakes a day, which is obviously it's a lot. Everything else is like, yeah, he's eating a lot of food, but it's not so astronomical that it deserves all this attention. No, this isn't Michael Phelps' Olympic diet. This isn't the mountain, which I just pulled his daily diet up if you guys want that. Yeah, let's do that, but let's keep in mind that the mountain is an absolute unit biggest human ever yeah michael phelps had a yeah his 12 000 calorie diet we we we could do the bryson diet fairly easily why don't you do it then dude let's do it let's do it i'm not trying

to stack i'm not trying to stack mass what are you doing my club head speed is plenty fast already i need mass i need mass more than anything right now. You don't need mass. I'm withering away. Look at me, dude. I'm withering away. You need to tone. You don't want to add 40 pounds. Yes, I do, Dylan. You don't. I'm so tired of Dylan coming in here every day, literally every day like, I don't want to plateau in my workouts. I can't

put on muscle anymore. I have plateaued. I'm freaking day. Do you want Michael Phelps' thing? This is it. This is how you put on. I want some Phelps. We'll do the mountain after Michael Phelps. Keep you want Michael Phelps' thing? This is it. This is how you put it on. I want some Phelps. We'll do the mountain after Michael Phelps. Keep in mind, Phelps did all this while maintaining just maximum cut.

Just a hot body. Just a shredded machine. I was at the cockpit last night. Stop going to the cockpit. What a pandemic, dude. Michael Phelps' breakfast puts Bryson's to shame. Three fried egg sandwiches with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions, and mayonnaise. I don't agree with mayonnaise and cheese.

Mayonnaise is good fat. I'm sorry. Mayonnaise belongs on a fried egg sandwich, sir. Does it? Oh, yeah. This is controversial. In my household, one member of my household does mayonnaise on their BLT. Yes.

I don't. That's crazy. You have to do it on the BLT. I don't think it needs You have to do it on the BLT I don't think it needs I don't hate it But I don't think it needs it If there's not a glob of mayonnaise On my toasted bread On my BLT

Don't say glob It's a glob If there's not globs Hanging off the sides It's not enough mayonnaise He also does two cups of coffee One five egg omelet Sorry Bryce

This is all for breakfast One bowl of porridge Three slices of porridge Wait wait wait What is this? What century are we in? He's a porridge boy. No one eats porridge.

I don't even know what porridge is. Some curds and whey as well? He does three slices of sugar-coated French toast, three chocolate chip pancakes, and then for lunch he does half a kilogram of pasta, two large ham and cheese sandwiches with mayonnaise on white bread. That sounds phenomenal. And energy drinks that supplied him with another thousand calories. Knowing what we know about Phelps, why is

Bryson's diet even a story? It shouldn't be. Because it's the only fun thing happening on tour right now. Literally everyone's getting COVID on tour and Bryson's just eating. I've had too much Bryson on my feed. I don't want to like him, but he's so tight right now.

I love what he's doing. I love the idea of Bryson. I don't want to like him, but he's so tight right now. I love what he's doing. I love what he's doing. I love the idea of Bryson. I generally will put money on Bryson every week, but when he starts missing putts and starts getting whiny face, there's something about – I don't mind when a player gets mad at themselves. Speed does it, and it's fine. It's just the fact that he is so bloated and has that dumbass hat

that it just makes it that much worse. But keep in mind, I'm pulling for the guy. I want this to work. I'm the only person in my five-man golf group text that supports Bryson right now, and it's a lonely place to be. His follow-through is so unstable. I hate it. That's the one thing I don't like. I don't like hisson right now. And it's a lonely place to be. His follow through is so unstable. I hate it. That's the one thing I don't like.

I don't like his swing right now. It's not aesthetically pleasing. It's ugly is what it is. What's the mountains diet? Let me say one more thing about Bryson real quick. His putting stroke, I feel like, you know how he has his arms kind of straight? I feel like it's solely to pop try out of the bottom part of his sleeve. I get it.

That's the only reason he holds it like that. I get it. The mountain diet, they're both bulking. So if you don't know what the mountain is, Game of Thrones, bodybuilder, old strongest man.

Was he in the Dothraki wedding? No. Oh, he wouldn't. Not sure who he is then. You would have caught him in the first episode if he was. He was actually played by a different actor season one. Really?

Yeah. Okay, they just do the mountain by how much all the food weighs. It's not like he eats so much. Okay, a pound of chicken. This is every day. One pound of chicken. One and a half pounds of salmon. Two pounds of beef.

Two pounds of potatoes. 14 eggs. Of course, a pounds of beef, two pounds of potatoes, 14 eggs, of course a bunch of protein, all that shit. And then he does two avocados, like 10 protein shakes, almonds, spinach. This is like having like a – 10,000 calories a day. This is like having a toddler-aged tiger. Yeah. Think of what it costs to feed this man.

Yeah. Poor people can't get the gains that the mountain can get. I can't afford that. I can't afford eating 14 eggs a day. And he never stops eating. He starts eating at 6 in the morning and doesn't finish until 10.30. So he's an Icelandic strongman. Yeah.

There's a good Vice documentary on the icelandic strongman you should watch it okay um it's like 30 minutes maybe 45 but so he is like six foot seven right he's like six seven he might be maybe bigger than that dude he's a large fella he's the if he walked into the room he would he'd be the biggest person. He makes gigantic men look small. Have you guys seen this new series, Home Game, on Netflix? I think it just came out. That's the name of our podcast. Sorry.

Sorry. Home Game. I saw it last night, and the first thing I saw was that they go to Italy, to Firenze. And what was it called? Yeah, Calcio Storico. Which is essentially just rugby with dudes actually fist fighting. It's neighborhood versus neighborhood. Swag.

It is electric. It's so tight. And so the first episode was awesome just because of that. And then I watched the second episode because they're a half hour each last night. And the second episode is the Highland Games in Scotland. And they interview this one dude the entire time who's just an absolute unit and i they didn't go through his diet but it's one of those guys that if he walks in the room like you just he's so imposing that you can't think anything but about how he's in the room yeah day he's six nine nice hey

dude you can't you can't be six nine over 400 pounds and have a six-pack like this is not fair Nice. Hey. Dude, you can't be 6'9 or 400 pounds and have a six-pack. Like, this is not fair. Well, I believe he's on some banned substances, or maybe was at a point. He's still got that six-pack. It's very hard to have that six-pack when you're eating 14 eggs a day. It's a lot of eggs. Does he have a six-pack, though? Yeah.

There was a time where he did, yeah. He currently has it. it's a lot of eggs does he have a six-pack though yeah there was a time where he did yeah he he currently well you know he's training for like a exhibition fight against another strong man oh is he and i'm like dude if this dude connects i don't care who you are if he connects one time it's over i want to i want to have a strong man on this podcast and like just quiz them well if dylan would quit farting around that's a six-pack dog yeah you're right you're right I want to have a strongman on this podcast and just quiz them. Well, if Dan won't quit farting around. That's a six-pack, dog.

Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. I just want to quiz them. I want to know why they do it. We have Dan all the time. That's true. It looks so miserable.

And every single time I watch one of the strongman competitions on television, which is pretty much every time it's on, I stop by for at least five minutes. It just stresses me out that one of their muscles is just going to pop out of their fucking skin there's a trainer at our gym which we don't go to i haven't been there in four months or something but he does strong man and i i'd got a consultation with them just they paired me with him for my free one and uh he is strong but like every i swear like every other month he's got like a brace on his knee or something fucked up. Oh, yeah. I was like, man, that's a tough life.

I would rather do strongman than bodybuilding because bodybuilding, then you got to worry about body fat. Strongman, you don't, you just bulk. Look at this coffee cup. Look at this coffee cup in the mountain's hands. Have you seen his wife? That's an espresso thing. Is that his wife right there? I think that seen his wife? That's an espresso thing.

Is that his wife right there? I think that's his wife. Either his daughter or his wife. I saw a photo of him with his wife on the red carpet, and I don't think she's a short person. He's just so towered. She is. She's like 5'2". Okay.

Okay. That's fine. That's fine. Does he kind of look like bloated giant Con connor mcgregor yeah i can see that that coffee cup that's hilarious it's an espresso cup in his hands and then you look at her hands and it's like oh that's a normal coffee cup regular coffee do you think he's annoyed drinking that he's like dude there's not enough calories in this why do i even have this in my hands right now he just eats the mug just chewing glass dude so. Dude. So, yeah, Bryson, man.

This isn't that crazy. It is when it's supplemented with multiple protein shakes, I guess seven. Yeah. But I will say this. It's not sustainable for him. I just think I'm a little bit annoyed because I'm just getting Bryson overload right now. And it's someone I don't find interesting, really. So, it's someone i don't find interesting really so it's a little what he's doing off the tee is insane and worth watching but like it's getting ruined by golf media

like yeah this kind of stuff and we're i guess we're we're helping ruin it love it but it's like if there's one thing we're good at it it's ruining things that are popular. We should have waited like a month before we did this. We're the final nail in the coffin for any kind of cool trend or anything. Yeah, it's over. A meme. I'm going to get called a hater, and maybe I am. No, you're fine. Okay.

You're fine. I think I could physically eat all that in a day, but I couldn't do it day after day after day. So this advertising or this marketing, it worked because I ordered a box of the protein shakes he's been drinking. Really? Did you really? Yeah. Does he have a woot band? Everybody on tour has one, whether he wears it or not.

He does his own analytics. I was going to say, he has a proprietary yeah band he's developed his own band that he's just wearing around he's like man heart rate variability that just doesn't help me i'm looking for uh protein synthesis he doesn't even have a band he just got something like transplanted into his like body did you see that viral video of the woman opening her door yeah with her hand that made me really uncomfortable have you seen this no i just don't understand why i don't even know what i saw it on but uh this it's this woman and her husband and yeah she gets the key to her house put into her

hand and i just her husband just like that's a sketchy vibe to me yeah if sally came to me like hey like we got to get like a key put in hand. I'm like, what are you up to? It's just creepy. Old key hand having ass? Can I just have a regular key? Yeah, I'm not James Bond. My key works just fine. I don't need it in my hand.

Would you rather have key hand or retinal scan? Retinal scan. Plus, some keys for front doors now have fobs and everything. You don't need to put it inside your body. Yeah. What if you move? You have to rip that shit out of the wall and then like go do it again like this company is probably it's probably like some startup that got like funded on kickstarter and then they thought it was a

great idea and then all of a sudden like they're gonna go belly up because they can't afford to like produce this on mass quantities and then this chick's just got a fucking chip in her hand you know i had an idea for a similar fundraising company what was it it was a kickstander yeah yeah was it just kickstands it was just no it was it it was a kickstander yeah yeah was it just kickstands it was just no it was it it raised money for companies but companies that would just eventually like uh dissolve and no one would make any money but no one would lose any so it was just kind of like a placeholder just kind of like a distraction for a temporary distraction kickstand kickstander i like that all right didn't they used to call you kickstand?

Maybe. Oh, you're not going to deny that one, are you? Deny everything else. No, they didn't call me kickstand. I'm just tired of you coming in here and bitching about your gains. And you don't like Bryson and you refuse to eat 25,000 calories a day. I don't think I bitch about my gains. I think I'm doing just fine. I ordered some kettlebells from a backer.

I want to lose about four pounds, all right? So I'm not going to go on the Bryson diet. I feel like you could lose four pounds in a day if you just, like, tried. I want to lose, like, bad weight, though, you know? I had a listener DM me. I showed you guys this before the pod, and he was like, hey, check out this story about Bryson. I was like, wow, that's crazy.

And we started talking about the protein shake that Bryson's taking. And I was like, man, I wonder if that shit works. I bet they're pricey. And he sent me a before and after photo of him. I'm not going to say his name. And it was thirst trappy, and I did feel a little uncomfortable he sent it to me. I mean, I'm glad you did. It's fine.

But the before and after is insane. I showed you all this. Yeah. It is quite the glow up, if that's really you. That's just a hunk of man meat. He went from a dude who's in his sixth year at college, taking another lap, just dad bod of all dad bods, to just absolutely competition yo. It was a mega tough scene at one point.

He's like Vegas pool party cut right now. Wow. Yeah. That's cut. That's premiere. So since I've been working out more, I've been trying to find an opportune moment to ask you guys this. Do you guys mind if I send you daily shirtless pics of me just to, like,

have you guys break it down? I thought you'd never ask. Feel free to take off as much as you want. Okay. Not just your shirt. You know we're on camera now. You could pop top right now. If Connor was here, I'd take off my shirt right now.

I think we all would. Shouts to Connor. Can we talk about Gas Pump Girl? Yeah. So Dylan, you quote tweeted this I think Monday night. I believe I did. Should we play the video? Well, you need a visual. Yeah, you need the visual. You believe I did. Should we play the video? Well, you need a visual.

Yeah, you need the visual. You need the visual. I mean... Basically... How many times has it been viewed? Um... I don't know. It's on your TL, dude.

I have to go searching for it, though. It's not like it's just sitting there. Dude, shut up. You never tweet. Stop. We're talking about how weak your Twitter game's been lately. Honestly honestly that's a good point it has been kind of weak lately oh they the the video has now been deleted wonderful this is perfect oh

it's been deleted yep yep oh can't have anything good anymore yep well so this video was a two minute 20 video two minute 20 second video like allows, and that's all you needed. It was kind of the perfect length for this video, in my opinion. And it showed a nice young lady trying to pump gas, and she could not, for the life of her, figure out how to get her car positioned in the gas station in a way that would allow for the side with the gas tank to be next to the gas pump. Yeah, so the tank was on the driver's side. She originally pulls up with it on the passenger side, facing the pump, gets out, figures it out. So she basically just does like a U-turn and parks on the next aisle over

on the same side, and she can't figure out how to reposition her car. And poor girl's being filmed the whole time yeah and the guy filming it is the star of this video not the girl who can't do it because his his commentary of it is so it's coming from a guy who wants better out of her he's like hoping that she gets it right. You can just hear how sad he is. He says, oh no, about 50 times in the videos. Oh no. Oh no. At what point do you get out and help her?

Dude, but that's the thing. If you do that, there's a really good chance if I'm her, I'm embarrassed and I'm going to be like, no, no, no. I'll just drive off. Yes. I'm embarrassed and I'm going to be like, no, no, no. I'll just drive off. Yes. I don't know how, I don't know what you can do because like you're explaining it. How do you word that and not make them feel like an idiot?

Like, Oh, Hey, um, come make a, make a three point turn here and then back it up. Like, how do you, I don't know how you even explain it. Or you could just say, do you want me to do it? Like, you know, you're at the boat ramp with your buddy. Yeah. And he's like, Hey, you mind backing the boat in? I'm like, yeah, man. This is a very specific story.

And I start doing it. And he's like, dude, stop, stop, stop. Let me do it. Yeah. Like, yeah, because I don't know what I'm doing. It's tough to back a trailer. It is. With this video, like, if you – so there are people on the internet who are now going

viral for saying that, like, this shouldn't have ever occurred. It's shameful that it was recorded. And I completely disagree with that because this guy wasn't doing it in like a mean spirited way. Like he was just sitting in his car watching this and understandably it's a funny scenario. And I don't feel bad for the girl because she's clear, her, she's clearly like her brain is so scrambled that she's just confused when When she finally realizes that she did it again and she like quickly turns, she knows that it's kind of funny.

And it's a hilarious video. I mean, if you could identify her easily from the video, it would be maybe a different story. But it's taken from far away. You can't tell who she is. It's just something that you have to laugh at. In this life, you gotta laugh at stuff like that. If I'm this guy, and after I'm done taping it,

I'm driving by her and telling her, like, hey, that was kind of entertaining. Yeah. That was funny. That was funny. I think after the fourth go-around, I would have walked up to her. Like, look, you got to do this.

I'm not approaching strangers in public right now. That's just like my MO. Okay. That's a great point, Will. The one that no one has thought of, honestly. Well, you can talk to her from a safe distance. She didn't have a mask on. Maybe that's the real story here.

Where's your mask? Where's the mask? I have trouble with my lefts and rights. I thought of you when I watched this film. I have done this before. Not four times, but I've done it before numerous times and been like, God damn it. I'm so bad at this. But this isn't a left or right issue.

Her brain can't comprehend how to switch the side of a car that's facing the gas tank. But I think that me not knowing my lefts and rights doesn't help me in that scenario when my brain is trying to work through what's going on. The other day at the gas station, and I will admit that I did this. I wouldn't have admitted this had she not been the brave person on the internet who was doing this herself.

I was at the gas station, and for some reason, I just wasn't thinking, when I took the pump out of the thing, out of my car, I for some reason clamped down on the on the pump. And so I sprayed gasoline everywhere, everywhere. And nobody saw it. Nobody's like made anything about it. But I was just like, oh, my God, like I'm I'm Kim Kardashian right now. Remember the photos of her trying to gas up her car?

She's just spraying stuff. I felt like I was in Zoolander. So you're almost in a gasoline fight accident. Did Daddy Yankee come in? Hold on. Oh, because Dame Mas Gasolina? That was good. That took me a second.

That song will never not be good. Daddy Yankee will never not be good. Song of the summer for like 12 years running. Oh, Dylan's checking his watch. Where you got to be, bud? Yeah, dude. Actually, you guys are texting, and that's blowing my watch up. Sorry, Chad texted.

Maybe that's why. I had to respond. I'm not going to air out Chad. You know, that's cool that you like to ignore Chad's text. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm trying to do a podcast, David. I take this seriously. But you're a host who can do both, like us.

Yeah. Jeez. Dude, when Chad calls, you have to respond immediately. Chad can wait another half an hour. Dude, Chad copped a new fiddle leaf fig the other day. Oh, did he? Oh, my God. This thing is so hot. What? It's oneped a new fiddle leaf fig the other day. Oh, did he? Oh, my God. This thing is so hot.

It's one of the best fiddle leaf figs I've ever seen. I don't know what you're saying. What language is it? It's a plant, dude. Oh. Let me say this. Should they make the pump tube longer for this reason? No.

You're probably right. That's too much tube, dog. You know those, remember the garden hose that you can stretch it and then it just like... It recoils. It recoils. They need to have that technology. Yeah. Yeah.

Have we gotten any statements from this girl? Has she come out and said that it's her? Has she like... I don't know. Because I feel like this being a generally lighthearted, joking video that people were laughing at and enjoying, I feel like she could watch that with her friends and laugh along with it. I don't want to speak for her in that sense, but it just feels like something that shouldn't be made a big deal out of. Yeah.

A lot of dumb stuff happens at gas stations. They intentionally make the tube, you can pop it off, because people drive off with those in their car still all the time. Yeah. I've got a friend who's an aunt did that was just driving down Cedar Ridge with the dragon. There's a big, I was at Ruska's on the way to Houston one time. And I Ruska's, there's a dude and he pulled up his truck really close to my car. Cause you know how a lot of the time there, you can't get a pump immediately. Must've been truck month. It was probably truck month. So this guy pulls up behind me and he's just putting the heat on me

to get my gas in there. If I could have pumped faster I would have pumped faster because I was a little scared. But then I did the thing where I took the pump out like got everything done but I forgot to close my shit

and I didn't realize it until I got to Houston and I was like dude that guy in the truck thinks I'm the biggest wimp ever. Yeah but we've all done that one. Yeah. We've all done the

leave the door open one. He just put the heat on me dude. Yeah. Yeah. We've all done the leave the door open one. He just put the heat on me, dude. Yeah. Yeah. Look at this boner. I kind of like how vehicle technology has developed, and now you don't have to unscrew, at least on mine, not to brag. I don't have a gas cap.

I just pop it open, and it's got some kind of vacuum-sealed shutting device. Well, as somebody who still has a gas cap... You have a gas cap? I can't identify, dude. I do too, man. This is embarrassing. Do you really? Yeah.

Oh, my God. How do you guys deal with it? You just have to unscrew it every time? I just unscrew it and then screw it back on. It's pretty... It's quite simple.

I do miss clicking, the little click. Yeah, you can't click anymore, bitch. Yeah, you can't click. Imagine that. It's so satisfying. Ain't nobody fucking with my click. Hell yeah, dude. You don't know shit, bitch. Yeah, you can't click. Imagine that. It's so satisfying. Ain't nobody fucking with my click. Hell yeah, dude.

You don't know shit, David. No, I know a lot. I know you're a dumbass. That's not nice, man. Well. Thought we were friends. Well, we're not. I told you guys the reckless thing I did a few weeks ago at the gas station.

This was peak COVID. Was that you in that viral video where you licked the toilet seat? Yeah, that was me. That was me. No, luckily the gas station I go to has had their toilet out of commission for about four years. I go to the same gas station every single time in Austin. That's the best way to do it. Yeah, one time because I was close to home, but I needed gas.

And I was like, all right, I'm just going to go and use the bathroom while I pump. And sure enough, this was years ago, and it's still like that. I respect that, though. Yeah, I love that. They just don't want to clean it. They don't want people using their shit. Where do they go? They go in there.

It actually works. Yeah, they definitely go in there. Do you ever wonder, like, when you're in a place like that, if, like, there's, like, a secret bathroom for, like, the employees? Or, like, when you're at a restaurant, and, like, you're using, like, man, I hope that, and it's, like, kind of a dirty one. I hope they've got, like, a nice one back back there because I don't want the cooks using this. I've worked at two restaurants. Neither of them had a bathroom for employees. We always had to use the other bathroom.

Can confirm Subway does not have a secret bathroom. Employees must wash their hands. You'll see them use it, too, so you know that it's on the up and up. Do you see what Subway's doing? Are they doing a $6 footlong? No, they're bringing back $5 footlongs. Wow, man. That'll get me back in the door.

It's great. Yeah, it's great because they do the entire commercial talking about $5 footlongs. They should bring back Jared. Yeah, bring back him, dude. And then at the end of the commercial, they reveal that it's not just a $5 footlong. You have to buy two. Did you see that Cole Campbell's doing the Subway diet? Yeah, I don't know if that's the move for him.

Dude, he posted the story. He goes, look, this dude lost all this weight eating Subway sandwiches. Yeah, we know the story. It's Jared. It's like 25 years old. He actually referenced Jared? Yes. No.

Like, Cole, it didn't end well for Jared. You know, like, one of the dudes I worked with, Twan, Twan hated Jared. And this is in high school. And this is when the Jared was – the cutouts were in the store. And everybody knew he just really had it out for him. And we're like, dude, Twan, did you see we got that new Jared cutout in the walkway? He'd be like, fuck Jared.

He hated Jared. He was early ground floor for hating Jared F good for twan man he saw it coming i love twan you know i think i think he might have got me left off the schedule but i probably deserved it yeah you did you were a shit he took your hours yeah i skateboarded to work so you used to do that thing where people would have like a weird sandwich order and you would take a picture of it and post it on social media. This was like the year 2000. There's no way I had that technology. Yeah, you were doing it. That's one of my favorite photos.

The dude taking a picture of the olive sandwich. Like, it's just hilarious. You deserve to get roasted for that. Look at the dumbass sandwich. You deserve to get roasted. I don't know. I've had several sandwich orders in the past where I'm like, man, this person's going to think I'm a weirdo.

Sometimes I just don't feel like having like a bunch of, sometimes a veggie sandwich goes hard. Yeah. I can't imagine eating a sandwich with only vegetables. Dude, you've never had a veggie? No. Let me make you one sometime, David. I have no interest. What were we talking about? The gas pump lady? I just offered to make you a fucking sandwich. I don't want a veggie sandwich. Vegetables and bread? Like, what are you doing? I don't know. you ever had like a salad with croutons on it yes I've had a salad

with croutons a little different it's it's vegetables and bread okay hey Lindsay you guys know Lindsay Pelas or Pelas

I don't know her I know who she is she retweeted this she quote tweeted this lady who said we should not be making fun of this girl and said hard agree. She definitely.

So Lindsay Peel is a spoken on the matter. Yeah. Well, maybe you guys are just being big jerks. I think honest. I'm being completely honest. Also, Kanye is with Elon Musk right now at his house. So that's tight. I will say, like, I don't think this is a mean spirited video and I don't feel bad laughing at it because it's tight. I will say, like, I don't think this is a mean-spirited video, and I don't feel bad laughing at it because it's funny.

And if this girl is actually upset about it, then I will retract that. But I just feel like it's not that big a deal. I look forward to applying this logic and reasoning to every viral video going forward and doing it in a very, very insufferable manner. So buckle up. This isn't bum fights. Like, this is a very lighthearted, G-rated- It's very lighthearted.

We've got to be able to laugh at stuff like this. It's G-rated. This isn't going to ruin her career. You can't cancel everything. You can't cancel making fun of, you know, stupid stuff like this. No one's hurt. No one knows who the girl is. Why are Elon and Kanye together right now?

Oh. I don't hate it. Did y'all listen to Kanye's new track, As Mixed, by Dr. Dre? I did. Pretty sure we listened to it together. Featuring Travis Scott. We listened to it together, David. I was just trying to set it up for the podcast.

Well, don't ask questions. Yeah, what do you think? You like it? Is it hot? I don't even want to talk about it anymore. No, talk about it, David. I like it. It's not great, but I like what he's trying to do.

I like that it's not poop-diddy-scoop. It's better than every other song he's released since his Wyoming album. There were no... I can't even think of those. There was no heat on Jesus is King. The gospel album had no heat. It had some good loops to it, but it wasn't... Yeah, I know what you're saying.

If I have the aux, I'm not putting on Jesus is King. If it's Sunday morning and I'm trying to get my praise on, I might put it on, but who knows? You should put that on while you're on the peli. It probably would make me go pretty hard, if I'm being honest. The video kind of stressed me out, but I think that was the point of the video. Make you feel uncomfortable. Yeah, I mean, look, I'm a big Travis Scott guy.

Anything that involves him, big fan. I feel like he doesn't get completely utilized in a manner that I think he's worthy of in this track, but that's Kanye. He'll get Rick Ross to do a couple bars at the very, very, very end of a song. Hey, this could be Dr. Dre. He could have freezed out Travis. That could be that's an interesting mix i don't know if dre has ever worked with i doubt that dr dre has worked with either of those guys dr dre is a very secretive not secretive but private guy doesn't do a whole lot he has beats beats by dre yeah he's is he a

billionaire he probably should be pretty sure pretty sure i sure. I don't do Beats by Dre, though. Oh, I do. No, I only do Raycon. Yeah. If I'm going to do earbuds, I'm going with my Raycons. Well, my earbuds are Raycon. My over-the-ear ones are Beats. It's okay.

What do you think Dr. Dre's net worth is? I'm going to say $800 million. $69 billion. I can confirm that Dylan was very far off and i can confirm that dave was right on the money you're very good at doing this what is it 800 million what did you guess what did he guess 800 million wow you looked it up no i didn't did you you are you are like weirdly good you're the net worth king if you could if you could accumulate net worth by guessing other people's net worths, you're like Dylan with people's height, but with net worth.

What's my net worth? Yeah, what's mine? Bitch. You really want me to say? Maybe not. I'm kidding. It's not impressive. Can we talk about Miro real quick?

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We definitely did it on here. We did? Dude, Miro's user interface is such a vibe no one's talking about that it's beautiful it is vibe if you took some productivity software it was like all right let's make this more will to freeze miro it's miro miro i was thinking that too as i was using it we're gonna really have to start using miro because dylan we're supposed to talk about this later but you're going to be working and doing the pod from home now yeah and we were supposed to talk about this later,

but you're going to be working and doing the pod from home now. Yeah. What about you guys? No. No. Oh, really? We're good. We just need to get the vibe back,

so we're going to have you work from home. I bring a vibe. You need to lose the four pounds, and then you can come back. That's, wow. Don't worry. Miro's going to integrate perfectly with Slack, all the other stuff we use. Texas Workforce Commission?

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He doesn't have to cuss in his raps to sell records. Yeah, he's cussed in his raps before well i do yeah he has he i feel like he's at least said like damn oh that's a bad that's a bad that's a bad boy shit if you say that in front of the homie he's like what are you doing right now that's one of the uh parks you can't say that word words so were you guys aware that she's jada's like she was trending last night pretty hard. And now it's like, oh, it's because she's denied that this has actually happened. Can I ask you a question?

Yes. Are they Scientologists? There's been rumors, but I don't know if they actually are. I think so. I've actually done research on this. Jada Pinkett Smith at one point was, I don't know if she was on like a spiritual journey or if she was just trying to learn more about other cultures, but she did do a significant amount of learning about Scientology. But I think she was also doing that while

exploring other religions and things like that. And so I don't think she's actually a Scientologist, but I think she learned about it to better herself in some way. Yeah. That's what I'm seeing here about Will. He's not, but he says they've got some good ideas. Great, yeah. Brilliant, revolutionary, and non-religious. Yeah, they probably got something on him. They probably have the mixtape where he cussed in his raps to sell records. Do you guys know who August Alsina is?

No. I didn't know who he was before last night. Apparently he's an American singer-songwriter from New Orleans. Signed to Def Jam. Or formerly signed to Def Jam. He's best known for his single I Love This Shit with Trinidad James. All gold everything. I love Trinidad James all gold everything.

I don't know. I'm not familiar with August. I wasn't either. But apparently, per him, he had an affair with Jada Pinkett. Okay. And apparently, he sat down with Will Smith, and Will Smith gave him his blessing because they're in an open marriage. Okay.

Look what you do behind closed doors. But now Jada Pinkett Smith is denying that they ever had an affair. Yeah, you can't probably get it. Someone's got to deny that one, huh? You don't want to wake up to August Alsina. If you're him and just look at your TL and be like, oh, no. Who's this man? I think he's a rapper.

Okay. Singer-songwriter, it says. He must not have bars if I don't know who he is. Do you all remember when Travolta, this is really random, but the name August Alsina reminded me of this. When John Travolta was trying to present at the Oscars and he completely botched that person's name. No. And it was just like the worst thing ever.

No. Okay. How do you? It was Adele Dazeem. And Travolta went up there and just absolutely murdered it. And it made me think of August Alsina. If you're like a presenter at one of these award shows, your one job is to look at the list of people

that you have to potentially announce as a winner because you're ruining that person's moment for a second. If I win an Oscar and somebody announces, and the Oscar goes to Will DeFries, I'm like, oh, great. This is going to be in my mind forever. But then I have an Oscar in my hand, so I won't be too worried about it.

Yeah, you'll be fine. I want to win an Oscar so bad. You're not going to. It's like the one award I want. I mean, you're not even making shit like that. I just feel like it'd be swag. Oh, my God. Dude, Kobe won one.

Shouts to Kobes. Dude, didn't he get pretty close to an EGOT? Hard to say. Did he? I don't know. Died this year. That's when we knew. Dude, that feels like so long ago.

Yeah. We were in Breckenridge. Will, I sent you a link to that. I don't know if you want to play it, but it's so funny to me, and it may be one of those things where it's not as funny to y'all, but I think you're link to that. I don't know if you want to play it, but I, it's so funny to me. And it may be one of those things where like, it's not as funny to y'all, but I think you're going to like, let me pull back the curtain regarding playing this right now.

I'm going to play it. Okay. And I'm going to play it on this screen. Okay. It's going to make you do more editing work. I don't know if this is going to work, David. We can't play it.

The more I think about this, the more I know that I'm going to botch this. I need, I need to look, I need to teach myself how to work this new studio before i fuck this up to fucking randy it's technology in here man dude it's ridiculous it's going on anymore it's redonkulous don't say redonk no one's doing redonkulous yeah very few people it's redonkulous no i'm gonna figure it out oh hey um but yeah i don't yeah, what they do behind closed doors is their business. Sure, sure.

I'm just leaving it there. We've known for a long time that something was up. Yeah, that was a little bit. I'm not going to say off. I don't judge. But just maybe not your grandma's marriage. This ain't your grandma's marriage, Dylan. Let me tell you that.

Okay? Yeah, I heard you, David. He said it's not your grandma's marriage. This ain't your grandma's marriage, Dylan. Let me tell you that. Okay? Yeah, I heard you, David. He said it's not your grandma's marriage. Dude, play this stupid video. It's not even going to be funny. No, I'm going to hate it. The visual is really good, too. Oh, Idina Menzel.

That's whose name he botched? That was like the number one song. I botched it reading a recap, so fuck me. She has just an angelic voice. I was reading what he said. Just watch. Okay, here we go. There will always be a special place in my heart for the movie musical

and for the songs that create their most memorable moments. Here to perform the Oscar-nominated, gorgeously empowering song, Let It Go, from oscar-winning animated movie frozen please welcome the wickedly talented one and only adele dazine what dude he snapped that that's not even like remotely her name is adina adina menzel adina menzel dude and she can she's got pipes david. And what did he say? It's like he saw her name on the thing and was like, I need to do some filler words.

His brain just froze. That was bad. Introduce Dylan going forward as the wickedly talented. The wickedly talented Dylan Chivalry. He's not, though. Is she in Wicked? Is that why he said that? She's not? She's not in Wicked.

I'll be honest, though. Even though Idina menzel's like the song slap i thought frozen was pretty much unwatchable for me oh i hate you that's a great movie i'll fight the songs go she's got the songs go maybe i wasn't i wasn't in the mode to watch the movie when i first saw it because we were on vacation in mexico and it was really nice out and sally's nieces were trying to get me to watch it with them at like 11 in the morning. You should have done it. And I was just like, I don't want to sit here. You wanted to go drink pina coladas

on the beach. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was a very competitive pool scene. You had to go down there early to get a chair. Competitive pool scene. Yeah, you know how it is at resorts on vacation. I do. It's hard to get a chair at those places. I feel you. Yeah. Did you guys see they canceled ACL?

Yeah. So we can't break down the lineup like always? People always love that episode. That's my favorite episode because people think they're paying us to do it. They're not. No. We just need content. We're just dumbasses.

It'd be cool if they paid us to do it. To be fair, at one point we did get free tickets. Yeah, I guess. That's true. But it wasn't really tied to us talking about it. It was just like, hey, here's some tickets. Yeah, I guess. That's true. It wasn't really tied to us talking about it. It was just like, hey, here's some tickets. We did a couple social posts for it, I think. ACL doesn't need us to get the word out.

No. People are going to buy tickets. We need some influencers. We need some local C-list celebrities. I'm pretty sure the A-listers that they always have headlining, I'm pretty sure those draw more people in than our podcast rates for ACL. Yeah, I'm pretty sure the A-listers that they always have headlining, pretty sure those draw more people in than our podcast

rates for ACL. But who am I to say? It is Bobby Bonilla Day. Oh, he's getting paid today? I have to be honest. It's one of my favorite days of the year. It's funny, man.

I love every single time that it happens. Who structured this? The front office. What about the back office Darin Revell of course is all over this he's had this tweet scheduled since last Bobby Bonilla day

he points out that he's making more this year than Pat Mahomes that's depressing and he's making about 4 or 5 times as much as Pete Alonzo who was their stud rookie first baseman what's ridiculous about this is that Bobby Bonilla is still owed $18 million. That's the best mailbox money.

Dude, $18 million. Sheesh. Man, this could have been you, Dylan, if you didn't fuck around in high school. I don't think I ever had the talent that Bobby Bonilla had, Dave. Dude, they're in year 10 of 25 of their $1.19 million annual payment to Bobby Bonilla for the 2000 season. 2000. Have they tried to hit him with a buyout?

Like, hey, let's end this. Yeah, and you know what he does? Because it's embarrassing for them. He swipes in his Gmail inbox every time and just deletes that email the second he sees it come through. The worst part for the Mets is not having to shell out this million plus every year. It's that it's embarrassing that their front office

structured this contract this way. And every year we're reminded of it. It becomes a story again every year. Shit. Isn't A-Rod trying to buy the Mets?

Is that true? I think A-Rod and J-Lo are part of a ownership group that's trying to pursue it. I think Dave Portnoy is part of that group, too. Oh, great. That's like the most misunderstood

thing when people are like, oh yeah, Jay-Z owns the Nets. He owns a very, very small fraction. He's part of an ownership. He had to get rid of that, though. Yes. Right? Yeah, for his agency. He just signed one of my favorite soccer players. Who? Marcus Rashford. Young talent. Oh yeah, he's really good.

Who is Christian Pulisic represented by? Kick the shit out of the ball. I'm not sure. We could try to represent him. If he's trying to start a podcast, we don't have an agency. This is a podcast network. Well, what if he wants a podcast? I didn't think about that.

Just wondering. Yeah, dude. Yep. He needs one. Guys, can we do something that I've been waiting forever to do? Oh, my gosh, what is it? We have a new sponsor alert. New sponsor alert.

This isn't a fake new sponsor alert like the Miro. Dude, I'm like legit very excited for this. We've been waiting for this sponsor to come through for a very long time. It's here. The time is now. This is a beer that I've drank for a long time, Dylan. It's the champagne of beer, sir. Do you know Miller High Life brings pride to the simple things in life?

Yeah. Sometimes you just want an unpretentious quality beer, and Miller High Life is that beer. With refreshing champagne-like bubbles in an iconic glass bottle, accessible to all. Celebrate the wins of everyday life with a Miller High Life. I don't care who you are. If you don't like Miller High Life, get out. Man, we had a guest, Pete, joined our happy hour several weeks ago,

and he was drinking a High Life. Pete Blackburn? Yes. Yes. That one. It made me happy. Yes. It's an underrated beer.

I've been through several Miller High Life phases in my life where I used to cop and enjoy quite a bit. Well, you know, this summer Miller High Life will raise a can to celebrate summer simple moments with a limited edition champagne cans. Dylan. What? What? Simple. Simple summer moments don't have to be big to call for a celebration. And this summer, I think we can all admit that we're not doing these big celebrations.

We're not. I'll be celebrating at home this weekend. But you know what? I'll be celebrating with Miller High Life. The best place to drink responsibly is at home day. Right. If you're unfamiliar, Miller High Life is the champagne of beers. It's quality beer within everyone's reach.

And it was created to bring pride to the simple things in life. You guys know that's been around since 1903? Just an all-time classic bottle, too. I did not know that. Dude, it's been faithfully brewed the same way since it started on New Year's Eve in 1903. It's a great time to launch a company. Yeah. New Year's Eve.

Yeah. It's a great call, especially like a beer company. Tasty beer. Gosh. Celebrate responsibly. Like we said, this summer, Miller High Life will release limited edition champagne cans to celebrate summer special moments. I mean, this is just exciting.

I will say, in closing, though, celebrate responsibly. Mm-hmm. Miller Brewing Company in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. You know, Milwaukee is the first town, this is not part of the read anymore, you know, they are the first town to elect a socialist mayor. Really? And it's actually pronounced Miliwake.

Is it? I don't know if any of that's true. Is that like a Milirock? It's from Wayne's World, Alice Cooper. Miliwake? If Alice Cooper, if what he says is true, then that is absolutely correct. I've always had a thing for Milwaukee. I've always thought the Brewers were a great mascot.

Yeah, well, they've got the iconic hat. I never really thought it through. The Brewers? Yeah, I never really thought it through. Because they don't use just bearded dudes that are dumping hops into big tanks. They just have other logos. When they hit a home run, though, when they're at home, that guy slides down that little spiral slide. And it looks like he knows how to brew the fuck out of beer.

He probably does. Yeah, he does. He probably does. God, I can do that. How many Highlifes are you drinking this weekend? Dylan, start us off on this weekend of fun. I don't know, like 100? What, Dave?

Nothing. Oh. I'm going to drink one High Life for every single smoothie that Bryson has this weekend. Damn. So I'm drinking 14.

That's like a lot. I don't know. 100 seems like more than 14. Fair point. Put it out there. Fair point. Look, we're on lockdown still. I have nothing.

I was supposed to go see the family at the ranch this weekend. We're going to have a family get-together out there for the 4th. That is no longer happening because of the pandemic. Is it that? Texas is spiking. Is it that, or is it because you refuse to realize gains by drinking more protein shakes? And they don't want to see your ass. What does it have to do with when you want to see my family, Dave?

If I was your family, I wouldn't want to see you. It's not a valid question. It's a stupid, idiotic... People get tired of hearing your shit when you won't drink more protein shakes. We're going to fight at some point. Good. Now's the time. You refuse to bulk.

Well, yeah, I have nothing. I have nothing. It's going to be hot and sunny. I might go i might go to the pool have been to the ranch yet no she oh man i can't man my mom my mom's a high risk high risk person oh yeah and so we can't get we can't get we can't bring it out there but don't you have like a thousand acres can't you just stay like it's your dog dude it's it meaning the sickness oh i thought about your dog no no i would never call her respectful to st. It meaning the sickness. Oh, I thought you meant your dog. No, no. Don't refer to it as it. I would never call her it.

It's disrespectful to Stella. It meaning the virus. That's one sickness I'm not down with. Yeah. Thank you. We could go out there and keep a distance. We have our own little stage. You don't ever just go out there and camp?

No. Dylan's going to wake up to a horse stomping on his head. My mom hasn't seen Parks since like January and she's about to lose her mind. Like it's sad. I get it. It's not a good situation. It's tough.

We had to break it to her that we're no longer going. Does he ever FaceTime her? Yeah, they FaceTime. He's been FaceTiming me a little too much. Really? I'm just like, all right, dude. What does he say to you? No, it's sometimes he'll like,

sometimes he'll just FaceTime me and I'll be like, what, what is this? And it's just his face. Then he like flashes the camera down to the toilet and he shows me like his, his bowel movements. I'm like, that is not even funny.

That's good. I like that. Oh dude, I got to talk to him about that. That's not cool. It's fine. He's, I mean,

he's very young. So that's why he's always taking the phone to the bathroom with him. Yeah. What a little shithead. I'm going to be celebrating responsibly at home this weekend, guys. Me too. Yeah. Hopefully my kettlebells get here in the next couple days.

Maybe get some kind of functional fitness in. Can't even lift those things, dude. No, I can definitely lift them. And how much does it cost to have those shipped? That's a lot of money. I don't know. Don't ask. I don't know.

Oh, man. I think it's, isn't it free? Kettlebells are heavy, dude. Hard to say to say no what they do is they send it you got the little seven pounders i get it they melt it down yeah and then you have to yeah that doesn't change the weight dave yes it does um no i feel like ups and fedex drivers just hate kettlebells they see this little tiny package and they're like, oh, we're good. Oh, who's this fucking meathead? My guy loves it. My dude's jacked. My UPS driver he probably knows. He's going to go out there and start

doing some presses with it. He's carrying it over his head strongman style, just getting some reps in. Is your UPS driver caked up? Yeah, he absolutely is. Nice. He's thick? What can Brown do for you, Dylan? I mean, they deliver stuff to me.

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, they do a good job. Yeah, that's really all I need from them. Yeah, I don't need anything. Anything more seems like I'm overreaching. I don't expect anything else from them, really. I love that we have the contactless delivery going now, where I don't have to go sign my name on that little thing

that is probably very dirty in Jeremy. Dude, the two best things that come out of this, out of the coronavirus pandemic, have been non-contact deliveries for everything and to-go drinks in Austin. Yes. Those are two actually good things that I want to continue. Silver lining. Everything else sucks monumentally. Saving money has been kind of tight. Yeah.

I have nothing to spend money on. Oh, look at Dylan. I've been online shopping like a motherfucker, though. This might be in poor taste since the people are struggling. Yeah. We should probably shut up. Sorry. No, no, keep going.

Guy refuses to bulk. Yeah, but there's also a lot of unemployed people out there who are making more money than they were making before. Dude, I'm telling you, man. And I'm like, wait, should I try to get fired? Yeah, people are like, I don't want to go back to work yet.

Will you guys bear hug me? Yeah, dude. I just really need it. I just want a hug, to be honest. I've talked to at least five different people who are all on unemployment

and refuse to go back to work. Yeah, they're like, not that they refuse, but they're like, it makes more sense to stay on this. Yeah, I haven't had anyone like, quote, refuse, but I've talked to numerous people who work. Yeah, they're like, not that they refuse, but they're like, it makes more sense to stay on this. Yeah, I haven't had anyone like, quote, refuse, but I've talked to numerous people

who are just like, I'm not pressing the issue quite yet. Also, never mind. Dude, imagine you're, like, I can't speak for these people, but if I'm making more money

than I made before, the idea of going back to working and working remotely sounds terrible. If things were opening up faster, then I might be more motivated to do something like that. This is going down another road. So I know a guy in my neighborhood who's a business owner, small business owner, and he had to lay off some people.

He got the PPP stimulus for companies from the Small Business Administration. And they have to spend that money by a certain amount of time to you know and they have to rehire people he can't rehire the people because they don't want to get off unemployment yeah it's tough so it's like uh what would i do with his money it's tough yeah do you guys even care about what i'm doing this weekend yeah i'd love to know i'm doing i'm doing what every uh good American does on Fourth of July weekend. You're going to the pool. I'm watching English Premier League soccer all fucking weekend. What are the matchups we need to watch?

Let's see. Well, tomorrow afternoon, 2.15 Central Time, we've got Liverpool-Mans City. Liverpool's already won the title, so Mans City will go in probably trying to spoil their happy parade. But Liverpool is also probably hungover and a little tired from their partying. They partied all night the night they won the title, as they should have. So at this point, they're only playing for history, right? Yes, and they have a chance to break the all-time record for points. They're on track to do that, and so they do have that motivation.

Friday, we're sitting here. No EPL on Friday, but on 4th of July morning we've got a few games. I'm not sure which one's going to be televised nationally, but Dave, your boy, Polisic's playing at 2 p.m. Central. I am all in. Are they starting him finally? Yeah, he's been on a little hot streak, so if they're not starting him, then I'm not really

sure what they're doing. He had a beautiful goal this past week. Like, beautiful. World class. I'm not a noted holistic like stand or anything but he's he's quickly building a reputation with me as somebody who doesn't watch nearly enough u.s men's national team but should be a full slate we have nothing going on other than that i think i'd like to do something i would like to distract myself from the fact that it's fourth of july which is traditionally one of my favorite holidays i would like to distract myself from the fact that it's Fourth of July, which is traditionally one of my favorite holidays. I would like to distract myself from the fact that it is Fourth of July,

and I would like to maybe do some type of advanced recipe maybe. I'll be smocking. Yeah. I wish I could smock this weekend. Maybe I'll bring you some meats. You should probably just skip over my house again like you did last time when you made stuff for your friends. Yeah, I will. That would be very helpful.

Had I not been out of town when Dave was giving the gift of gumbo, I would have been very upset had I not gotten the gift of gumbo. You know, it just really showed me what he thinks of our friendship, which is not much. Hey, man, when you start – I'll take this friendship seriously when you start taking your gain seriously. God, dude. Fair point. All right. All right. Fair.

That's fair. When you start eating 13 eggs for breakfast, that's when we'll start treating you like a friend. That's so many eggs. I'm going to go on the mountain diet. I'm pretty much done. Three is my... I can do four, but three is like a sweet spot. I can pound eggs.

Is it not annoying for him to do a baker's dozen every single time? It's like taking one out of this other one. Yeah, I get it. That is kind of annoying. Just do 12, dude. Dude, the idea of cracking that many eggs is such... Because cracking an egg sucks. I hear you eat some with the shells.

Really? Yeah. It's a lot of fiber. What do you mean cracking an egg sucks? Does it get your hands dirty or what? No, it's just like you crack it and then you got to do it perfectly because you don't want any shell to get in there. And then you don't want to waste the yolk. So you're like, it's hanging off.

And you're like, come on, get off. You got to do that 12 more times. Do what in there? I don't think cracking an egg is that bad, David. Yeah, it's pretty. It's not that bad when you're doing it a handful of times, but it's 13 times. Can you do it? I feel like.

If you need help next time, I'll come over and I'll crack him for you. I feel like Dylan's the hard-o that does it with one hand. No, I crack them with two. Bullshit. You seem like the kind of guy who doesn't eat the yolk. You're like, I only like the egg whites. Oh, I love the yolk. Too much cholesterol.

I seek out the yolk. I ordered an egg white omelet one time in my life, and I have to say it was the worst omelet I've ever had. I will never order an egg white omelet ever again. The yolk has all kinds of nutrients and shit in it, man. Yolks are so good. I don't like them fully cooked. If it's fully cooked, then it better be like a deviled egg for me.

Over medium is how I prefer my eggs. That's the take. Kind of runny, not super runny, but runny enough to like you can get in there. A little gloopy. You can have fun in there if you want. You know what I'm saying? Oh, I know what you're saying. Oh, yeah.

Dave doesn't know I've tuned out I'm tired of your bullshit Should we get out of here We'll be back Friday Patreon.com slash Circling Back Podcast We'll be back Friday with voicemails Like we said we'll make an announcement on

Our Twitter or Instagram Regarding the stream room for this Tuesday So we'll have it to you before the weekend. So if you need to pass some time while you're sitting at home, you can do that. But we'll have a good idea for that. Other than that, we'll see you guys soon. Bye. Bye. you Thank you.