Circling Back - Shacket Szn, The Slate, & Minecraft | Circling Back 10-1-26

Episode Date: October 1, 2026

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Hello Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos. Hi, that's a circling back podcast. Welcome back to the show. It's Thursday morning. I hope you're doing well. We're doing well. My name is Dave. At DC Rough on Instagram, if you want to toss me one right quick. Producing the show, murdered out today. Randall Trimbecky. Even my underwear is black.

Want to come see? Prove it, bitch. Did you poop yourself? It's sportsman. I have not pooped myself yet. Sportsman's here today. Sportsman's here. Oh, the juxtaposition.

Hey, hold on. Wait for Randy's comments a week. There's some guy that's a real big fan of me. Oh, Randy's sports ball guy. I don't know if you've seen the discourse. I was going to say, thanks for having me on. You wanted more sports talk. Yeah.

You look very, you look kind of Philly today. Yeah, I went full delto trash today. I went the chains. I love them. I like the chain. Come on, dude. Two chains. It's a great jersey.

I got it. I'm not a Phillies guy. That throwback blue. That's sick. I feel like the Phillies don't get enough love for the, just the coolness of their logo. No, they really do have a cool, a cool situation. We are one of the oldest sports franchises ever.

Is that true? Yeah. We have the most losses, I think, in all the sports. That's sick, dude. Because we've been around since the 18-uners. Hey, good for you, man. Thanks, bud. Thanks, pal.

Yeah, dude. Anyway, Randy, anything good, bud? Dylan secretly really likes my Prisinski Jersey too. He's just trying to rub it in that he like stands Jersey more. And Jay Prasinski, I say that name of what immediately comes to your mind. Tough catcher. World Series champion? I'm talking about I'm asking Dan. Okay. So I was he's kind of a scumbag catcher right? Yeah. Yeah. He's a dirtbag.

Don't you want your catcher being? Yeah, a little bit. No, yeah, you want him on your team. We have Mike Napoli. But I say he was more of a scumbag in a good way where Brian McCann was a total piece of shit. I think dirtbag describes him better than scumbags. Come back. That's a different. Ron Washington used to call Mike Napoli the dirtbag. Really? Yeah.

That's great. I think he meant it. That's endearing. Yeah. But also I'm like, I wonder what he was doing on the scene to be the dirtbag. Yeah. He's napped.

Got to miss him. I'm glad that Dan's here to talk sports because the Reddit hates me because I'm a sports ball guy, but also the Reddit hates when we talk too much sports. You went to a Savannah bananas game. They were in a college football Saturday. Dave went to? Ranny did come up. Grimmson.

He did come up with a fantastic. final question and do you know it that was sports related it was it wasn't mine that was bethany david's being a good dad well you still and a good boss you're a great boss not that i took randy he just he just went on his own randy was the one who facilitated it honestly it's the greatest show in sports it even said so right there in the tagline you guys weren't watching the the wings last night got that dub and o t let's go page and others i miss that I turn it off for the fourth. Could be you, man.

I love Paige Beckers, dude. She's... She's nasty. Like, at basketball. Nasty in the bedroom, too. Am I right? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, man. I don't talk about women like that.

Whoa. Come on, dude. Her girlfriend's on the team. Yeah, that's true. She's definitely one of the ways of pants, maybe. I don't know. They're playing shorts. Here's a guy who's also had some pee on his chest.

You've definitely worn a jersey with a... Pee on. Anyway, I do have a say, hey, I brought the shacket out today, dude. I brought the shacket out with a cool front is bearing down. Baring down on Austin, Texas. It was extremely humid this morning, but it won't be here in a couple hours. It's going to hit the 70s. Let's go.

The shacket. This is voted best shacket in all of Austin. You know, it looks really good with the brace. Best shacket in all of Austin. What happened your hand? I didn't see that. You know what? I don't even know what happened.

It's just my thumb has been deteriorating over the last few months, and it's gotten really, really bad. People were saying that they were putting the dog cone on it instead of the brace. I need to completely immobilize it for like a month and then it might get better. It's a rough situation, man. Then there's going to come a time, and I hope it's later rather than sooner, where you're just going to have like, you're going to have like a three-month stretch for me like, is this what you just like, it's one thing, one thing and it goes away and the other thing pops up?

Brother, I'm already there. Body parts that used to work. perfectly just decided to stop. I'm already there. And you're just like, I can't do surgery, not worth it, but like, so this is it. This is the new normal. I just have to deal with this. Yeah.

You just shift the injury around your body. You really do. Something always hurts. Like, Dillon's, that thing's going to get better in six months. And then Dillon's going to be like, dude, my fucking knee is doing this thing. Dude, last night, we were in bed and Shrek tried to bite me, a true story. And I had to, like, pull my hand away. He tried to bite my left hand.

I didn't have my brace on. And as I was doing it, I like, I don't know what happened. I jammed it. Like pulling away from a dog bite. I jammed my thumb and I like re-agravated. Hey, Shrek, what's your deal? It's his swamp.

Shout out Shrek, man. That's a dog, by the way. He's jamming you up. He doesn't respect you. Definitely does not respect. He's the alpha of the house. He's the man of the house, for sure. Dude.

He runs it. I just stay out of his way. What? He's the alpha. He's the self-proclaimed alpha of the house. That's such a bad clip. That's why I like Shrek so much. because I'm also an alpha.

Who is that guy? I don't know. I don't know, but he's opened a lot of ridicule. I guess stinks. Look, give credit words, dude. Rogan very nicely was like, called it out of media. Hey, you can't,

you shouldn't say that. Like, you're going to get ridiculed. Listen, you can't call yourself an alpha unless you go to a course that's ran by former Navy SEALs that you pay $18,000 to go to.

It's true. We need that as like a team building thing here. Yeah. We do. This is getting a little soft around the office. And then if you hold the team back, they kick you out. Mm-hmm.

You get a refund? No. Did you do this? We're trying to do it. I thought of one of your previous employers. It doesn't sound that. It's very funny. Yeah.

If we went through it. No, actually, somebody that I know runs one of those. So. Really? He's one of the Navy SEALs. Was he a Navy SEAL? He was a former Navy SEAL. Okay, good.

He's probably the guy that should be running there. And he's probably one of the guys in the video. Okay. Imagine we're trying to do like a tug-of-war thing. And then Dylan's thumb just starts hurting and he like, let's go the rope. Dude, the work. I'm so bad. The worst of that genre of alpha male is that guy who runs like the sales workshops.

He's like, he's like, I won't hire you unless you have a six pack. Is the ball got, you seen this guy? Yeah, we've talked about it. He runs in like the military. It's like, dude, you need to calm the fuck down. But he sells out. We've talked about him. He's like workshops.

It's so bad. He's this guy kind of talks like this. Yes. And he's very, and his wife and they work out. He's super jacked. He's just, he got exposed. He's teed up. He had some, I think he had some fraud in his background.

Allegedly, I don't know. There was some, some legal issues back in the day. No surprise. I think he's kind of, he basically will go in and he does like role play. He'll be like, stand up. He's like, sell me a car. And then he just shit so he's like, no, fuck he gets bad. He does these, he calls these dealerships.

He's like, yeah, I see it on your website. There's this Chevy Impala that looks kind of nice. And the guy walks him through it. And he goes, well, he, he, He asks me questions and he hangs out and goes, I would never buy it from that guy. This is what he did wrong. And he breaks down like why he didn't sell him the car. It's like, dude, shut up.

He's giving them proper criticism, you know, you can take that and prove yourself, get better. What's that fucker's name? I don't know. Dickhead. That's not his name's not Richard Head. What the hell is wrong with these? He's got to be a Richard Head out there, right? Godly.

Sheesh. Did we properly introduce Dan? No. glaze the jersey. Who cares? Ladies and gentlemen, Delc from Delco. Not Delco, Dan,

anymore. Just Danny from Delco. Danny Regester. No longer Stoic either. Now, you're a wild-ass now. Dude, you had a run there, where you were just stoic as hell. Yeah, so stelic.

Dude, nothing was phasing you, man. Honestly, Marcus Aurelius wasn't even really that stoic. They doesn't even know where to go. Yeah, I was like, I actually was like, I've got a lot of questions about that stuff,

but like I'm like it's I don't want to do it on the show because I don't I don't really know like we'll table it that's fine did any of that stuff change like your mindset no in those two months longer than that it's five five yeah whatever Dan's here you fucking know Dan

so people were like dude Dan can't get back soon enough just for the baby backers Andy Elliott that's that's the guy not that's unrelated to Dan um I googled bald sales al a guy and it's just Andy Elliott

oh yeah this guy's the guy's the go I know this guy you guys stinks there he is yeah look how ripped he is you know it probably watches him

and takes his life lessons into practice is Micah doing hard money London no Micah makes fun of these guys too Dan I resent that you know it's sad that cowboys apathies set in so heavy that like Micah hasn't even requested a call and like

scream. Yeah, he's over it, man. The division's wide up. It's a hilarious division. We stink. It's not the A.L. West, but it is, it is close. It's possibly close. A.L. West, possibly the worst division in baseball history.

Would have been funny if the Astros were under 500. Perfectly mediocre and then just got swept by. Your white socks. At home. It's tough. That's demoralizing. Preordained, dude. The Pope.

Who did the White Sox be in the World Series? The Astros. Lights out Lidge. Swapped on that too. I was a fun Astros team back in the day. Did we sweep them? I can't remember. The brooms out.

It felt like a gentleman's sweep. Yeah, I think it might have been. Lights out Lidge, Lance Berkman. People forget the Astros are in the NL. Back then, yeah. Yeah, back then. Indeed. Well, damn, man, thanks for coming on.

Thanks for having me. I wouldn't do. I thought you were, like, we, this is a comment section thing. I don't know what you, you're all in a tussie about like that Instagram post and you're like, oh, come on there, defend myself. Yeah. Oh, no, no, I just, you guys have been recycling that same post for 11 days. We're never going to stop. No, no, rightfully so.

Yeah, I did ask you one day you're in here. I said, is it okay if we use this? If it bothered you, I didn't want to like to. No, it doesn't bother me because I'm making fun of Rob here. People don't know that. Can you explain that? Because we, there's a little, um, because Rob,

some clarity on this one. So my co-hosts for softcore history, Rob Fox, he would always back in the day at the Grandex office, like, just do these dumb selfies where he would, like, post stuff about whether he's, like, excited for a Mizzou football game.

I don't remember this at all. Okay. To be fair, how much do you remember about Rob that much? I mean, I remember a lot from back there. I remember you telling me this when you posted it, and I was like,

mm-hmm. Okay, go ahead, sorry. It has two filters on it. Double-filty. It's the between the eyes, nose thing that's really troublesome. Yeah. No, Rob would do this all the time, so I'll make fun of it. Okay.

And you did this one day. It might have been a little too meta. And it was. You're ahead of your time. Yeah. But what's funny is I see this like literally posted unironically, not my face, but this statement, football can't come here soon enough. Like, that's always posted.

Yeah, I mean, you. It can't, though. Dan, uh, not going to deep. You've been ground flooring a lot of things that people don't know about. I'm never wrong. I'm only early. And this is, this may be one of them. This may be one of them. So there's the picture exposed.

The fervor, is that the word that this created around building three or where we're building two? This is building two. People were like popping out of their office like, what's going all? Dude, I, I, I'm the one who screenshot this, but I was like, we gotta talk about this, dude. And you're welcome to continue doing it for another day. We gave you, we made you spooky. He put me a little witch hat on me. Cute little witch hat.

That was a new, that was a new brett John. That was my idea, but a new Brett John. I have to get myself from credit. How did the post do, though? Did it, well, do well. Do well, Randy stepped on it, but it did well. Randy's like, I have to do my post. I had already planned my post with Brett.

I have to do my post. It's interesting, Dan's hair, which is, his hair is evolving constantly. He's got the same haircut now that he has in the original. Your hair line's holding up. You look great. 35. Great. Still there.

Yeah. Hey, some people were having the problems at 23. I did just shave my beard. So I had a much bigger beard. I fully took it off about a month, like three weeks ago. Really? That was coming back.

Were you having trouble looking at yourself? A little bit. You going long again? Yeah. Yeah. My sister gets married in a couple weeks and I, uh, congrats. I'm going to minister. So I want to get my beard back in good shape for that.

Are you going up to Philly Ford? It's here. Okay. Yeah. Congratulations to her. Congratulations to my little sister Taylor. Do you like the guy? Yeah.

Her fiance, David, is great. Great did. Puts up with her. Another Dave in the mix. Nice. The White Sox did sweep in that World Series. They did. Four oh.

Okay. Poor Astros. Dan's going to be rooting for the White Sox, too, because he's a good Catholic, just like you. I'm a good Catholic boy, and I don't think we're really going to get there. Cleveland kind of seems poised The Guardians Yeah the Guardians

Are you watching lanterns? No All right well No the gentleman I just finished You did I did too You want to talk gentlemen Dave wants

To talk to Paul I mean I'm putting it out there I keep waiting for like a listener To like reach out to me like Hey man I was watching it too Much darker They'd have too Yeah

Season one's goofy season two A little dark You need to do the gentlemen's I mean What do you go No Go go Go

Your turn. I was going to say, what do you think about Guy Ritchie? Love Guy Ritchie. No, but Dylan. I'm trying to get him to watch it because I think he would like it. You need to tap into Widows Bay next. Yeah. If you want a little spook factor. I don't like taking people's recommendations. What? Hey, Dan, then you shouldn't watch Wittlese.

That's a good clip. A friend comes to say, hey, there's something that you might enjoy because I enjoy it. No, I'm going to discover stuff on my own. You know, there's something to that. There's something to like... Is it because if you don't like it? You don't want to tell me that you don't like it. Is that why? I'll think less of you.

Okay. It's almost like you're putting pressure on yourself, and I don't want to put you in that situation. Did that Dane Cook doc ever come out? What's the norm doc? I think that's October. Which I don't think is any, it's not any like new interviews or anything.

It's all like footage that if you're like a real norm head, you've seen. But that's okay. It's okay to play the hits. I play the hits. Whatever. What else we got to promote, Dylan? Substack drops tomorrow in your inbox.

Watch.substack.com. Yeah, that's right. We blog, dual newsletter. How about that? You can watch this on Spotify. Go subscribe on Spotify and watch the vid there after it posts. You can also watch it live on YouTube. YouTube.com slash circling back.

Spooky season next Tuesday. Emails are rolling in. I need more. I want more. I've got four of these things I've got to do. Four of them. I got to need four. I want to read them and be like, look around.

I'm like, oh. And you're like, what? And I'm like, I can't tell you. You want chills. I want that, I want that sensation. Want them multiplying. Spooky at washedmedia.com. The chills, that is.

Yes. Yeah. I got chills. They're multiplying. Thank you. There you go. It's a good word. I like grease too better.

Oh, he's a cool rider. Remember that one? My mom. Yeah, I remember watching Grease 2 in my home. October 16th, Dave, is one of the norm. Doc drops. The Dan Cook one dropped two days ago, 29th. Wow. The Norm Doc can't get here soon enough. I'm trying to think of it. What was the, his logo?

It's like. The super, the superfinger? Superfinger. Yeah. Who's his Dane Cook? The whole documentary is about how his brother stole all his money from him. So that's like the whole concept. It's not like about, it's kind of a rise, but it's all about that. Isn't he a bit of a sex pest? Yeah, that might come in the documentary. I don't know. The ease of which you just did that. I don't think, I don't think I can do. What did you do? This? I can't do that. Because of thumbs? Yeah.

Like if I pull my pinky down, my ring finger comes with it. Can you do it? Yes? No, no, no, no. These two. This is horrible. This is great radio, guys. Yeah, I don't, maybe I can't.

I have to force it up. It's a visual show, boys. Apologized to any, uh, any, uh, organizations, criminal or otherwise that I may have just thrown up. These sets that I might have repped there accidentally. I apologize. Hey, true story. I want to talk about Ridge Wallet.

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Yeah. Dave had no clue. And I said, only if you had a tracker card in your wallet. And he's like, I do. I have it set up. And nice thing is, it's the size of a credit card. I ever like a couple of years ago, those trackers were like, they're a little too thick.

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Hey, can you give me, why are you so out on play? out baseball weekday playoff baseball real quick i didn't say that you texted me yesterday i said this sucks at like one o'clock i'm at work last day i'm just watching the game and i'm just like yeah it's make a break every out every inning i'm just too tense at one o'clock it's fair no it is fun to watch other teams at one o'clock it is but when it's your team okay fair it's more just uh being that anxious at lunch. Okay, I'm glad I cleared that up. I thought there was more meat on that, though.

I mean, that is a very, very valid criticism. Could you imagine watching playoff hockey with the stars at 1 o'clock in the afternoon? That would be psychotic. You take the day off, playoff hockey. Hold on. Extreme guy at the urinal voice. There's nothing like playoff hockey. Goes and wash his hands.

Hockey's already started. The stars haven't played. played a game and like the whole league's played like seven it's crazy started in september it's a little early little early two extra games this year is that right yeah they added two games of the schedule good put real puck heads like us got more to chew on uh anyway hey the slate randy what do you think uh i was just going to mention that it was it was kind of fun when at banana ball game during the star spangled banner people did the stars thing i was i was fun being a part of that we Starrs in DFW sports.

The two times the word Stars comes into the National Anthem, Star-Spangled Banner. The crowd in unison will yell it. I imagine it's a little bit like confusing to people who aren't aware what's going on. It's confusing me and Megan. There was a debate back in the day on that, is that

disrespectful? We do that too for UCF. We scream nights. Okay. A lot of it translates to a lot of programs, I think. Speaking of programs Big game in Houston this week What are we looking at, dude?

Let's talk a little ball Let's talk, I mean like Is you ready to be able to handle it? I don't know if we should. I mean, I don't know. Should we pay? Anything you've been burning on? Been doing pretty good in college football.

What do you think that non-serious programs don't play on they play on Fridays, non-serious programs? If you have a game on a Friday, you're a non-serious programs. serious programs.

Unsurious. Yeah, but the Friday games have been kind of bangers. But they're non-serious programs, according to Dillon. I think Dylan's take is, there's some historical accuracy to it. I feel like this, this season. I don't know if that's true. It doesn't really add up as much. Are you fully embraced being an SEC fan?

Oh, no. What do you mean? Quick. Because SEC just means more. They don't play on Fridays. Oh, no. There's another dude. I am not an SEC fan.

I'm a Texas fan. All right. S&C four miles. I'm not an SEC. I'm not one of these SEC Hardo guys. Not yet. Not yet. No, I'm not.

I never will. Gravitating that way. I think it's lame. I think it's actually super lame when you pull for other teams in your conference because it makes your conference look better. I think that's so stupid. How long did it take Mazoo fans to like become SEC guys? Day one.

I was about to say you're about to start being like Micah and getting mad at people that don't dress up for the tailgakes. I don't know. I cheer for other big 12 teams when they're playing other conferences because I want my conference to look good. I don't. I don't care about that at all. I go,

I want Baylor to have success because they're like Dave. Oranda and me? Or just... I hate Miranda. I don't like Amanda. Oh, thank you. No, I just, I'm the type of dude just walks into the bar y'all on SEC football. SEZ football.

Well, I'm going to start doing that with just Big 12. Now, Pac-12, dude, I'm packed. You know what? I got to quit this. That's right. Yeah, I married into a Big 12 family. You're Bobcats. You're Bobcats.

It's Pack 12 week, baby. And our opponent's got the damn mumps. Yeah, what's going on? The mumps. Did San Diego State change their name? No, yeah. They are that. Aztex. I think they're changing

No, there are you Aztex. For now. Anyway, nobody came here to, we'll break it down in a bit. We'll make you all wait for that San Diego State. The Aztecs a problematic nickname? I mean, the Aztecs, I mean, I don't know. It's hard to, it's truly hard to say. Do you realize the empire of the Aztecs was only really around

for 94 years? Yeah, people forget that, Dylan. Yeah, I was just thinking that the other day. Dylan didn't know that shit. I didn't know it. Like, has a superpower in the region, about 94 years. It's kind of a long time. really. Wow. And then they got taken down by 40 dudes.

We can't learn more about history like that, Dan? Softcore history. Wow. His podcast. Throw it down, dude. What's going? So Texas, much needed by week. I would say much needed just because you went through.

We had some games that were. You think they'll find quarterback? I got to tell you how nice it is, how nice is it sit back on a weekend when your team is ranked number one and they're not playing. You just get to enjoy everything with your, you know, your heart rate stays flat. It's good stuff. You think Arch is going to go out back and hang the tire and just throw through it? Through the tire. Look, here's it.

I know Dan's very anti-Arch manning at the moment. And I get it. He's not having a great year. I mean, I'm not going to pretend that he is. He's having a bad year. It's not bad. If you look at the Tennessee game,

he didn't throw one single bad ball, like literally not one. Tennessee's not good. Tennessee has a good defense. Their defense is really good. Jim Noles is good. Tennessee started to figure it out. Look, I just saw it. The offense does not look great.

The offense does not look great. They've looked great for, like, I think, one quarter, a quarter and a half, and that was against Ohio State, and that's it. Offence does not look good. My whole take is Texas is national championship caliber team, but their quarterback is holding them back. And they will not win the national championship because of Archmanent. Okay.

That's fine. That's fine. I'm saying your team's good. Your quarterback sucks. Can I objectively push back? And again, I didn't get to actually watch all of the Tennessee game, but. I feel like Arch, he's, okay, I don't think he sucks. I don't think he has sucked.

He's not been as good as people thought he was going to be this year because people are like, you know who he's not, Dave. He's not Quinn yours. Okay, hold on. You know, I'm, okay, you know I'm a Quinn guy. You know I'm a Quinn guy. He is not better than Quinn yours. Hold on, hold on.

Absolutely not. I think, I think this is classic Texas fan. Not appreciate him what they fucking had. Texas cannot run the ball as well as like they need to. And I think it's putting a lot of stress on Arch. that's my take dude he also had if his last name wasn't manning they were

blitzing the entire game and the offensive scheme is like slow developing routes and it was just like square peg round hole office against that defense and he he wouldn't he being sarkesian would not adjust to what what the defense was throwing at him at all if this was a Scooby-Doo episode you pull off

the mask that's not archmanan that's John Matier no that's that's stupid no that's that's two different body types that's a bad take John Materia is more Jack too. John, yeah, Mattier's more Jack. Arch is, John Matera is a turnover machine. Arch is not that.

Okay. Dan's calling nepotism. I heard you say that. What do you think, and this is just open to anybody even? I heard somebody talking about like Sark as like a play caller and how like he calls, he is like a really great. Sark's a problem. Play caller, like, but like in like a micro sense. But like as far as like putting together a.

scheme that works for an entire game and then like having to maybe adjust it on the fly he's not so the chatter among texas fans right now is that sarkesian is an excellent program builder which is what he's done i mean he has he's acquired a lot of talent they win ball games sark as an offensive coordinator and he's supposed to be this like offensive guru like quarterback whisperer guy he's absolutely not that people are are clamoring for like a real offensive coordinator to be hired which he would just will not do because he thinks he's the best play caller in the country and he's not he's struggling to call an offense

and he's got to go get kennel riles well candle he'll be available that that's the rub right now okay yeah i don't i mean i don't i mean the best play caller in the country right now is buster faulkner i think it's uh jake's bad at all baler should be four no should be anyway yeah anyway Texas has a biweek. Let's not talk about Texas anymore. We talk too much, Texas. Those are my horns.

They are. Horns down, though. Looking at the slate. The game, the original D-Man is locked in on. Oh, do I need to get the music started? We go on Alabama, Mississippi State. I think the whole world is going to be locked in on this. This is a battle for, this is two of the most exciting players in college football.

Are you, you, I thought you were getting, yeah. Keel and Russell, former Panther great, Camaro Taylor. I'm just wondering, are we in the big three? No, no, this has, this is, I mean, this does have major JFFB3 implications. Mississippi State is already like the top JFFB3 team. But this is just a, this is game is like, this is going to be a lot of fun. This is a banger. Super Camario.

That dude's fucking unreal. We suck him off every week here. Dude, fluff rules too. They're like a hoss of a running back. They're fond, dude. He's so slow, but he carries three guys every time he runs the ball. Also, Evans on the outside just making crazy catches. And they have some good defenders.

Like, Mississippi State's more than the quarterback. But Bama's probably going to smack that ass this week. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, people. Probably. I was worried about Bama early. You know, I'm in on the tide this year just watching Keelan and looked really iffy at first half again.

against Kentucky was really bad. And then he's gotten better. He looks good. It looks more poised back there. I got Georgia looming. I don't know if that's next week or the week after. Georgia's the best team in the country by a mile. They got Vanderbilt sneaky,

sneaky, like watchable, interesting game. Not that I'm thinking it's going to be close, but you know what I'm saying. Why is 24? Okay. George is going to win by 30, 35. How are you feeling about the overall? landscape of college football, Dan.

It's wide open, Dave, except Georgia. Georgia's winning the national championship. Ohio State, Iowa? That's interesting. That's fun. People are quick to forget about Ohio State on this show. I'm talking about myself. Or the Big Ten in general.

They're like one quarter away from being the number one. That was the most Kirk Farrants win ever last week against Michigan. Sure. Does he get a 10-year extension for that, you think? I think you have to. They're never getting rid of him. Well, he'll die on the field. Yeah.

That's not funny. It's more of just like a sad laugh. All right. Where else we want to go? Miami Clemson's interesting. Really in depth. Well, I don't know. I don't know.

What else? We're going to talk about. Miami Clemson's interesting because Miami's going to, I like Wake Forest, but they're going to finally play a team with, like, comparable dudes on the field. That's not Clemson, Clemson's not well coached anymore.

Dobbo, the game is passed him by. And I mean, when you're bringing Chad Morris to be your O.C., that's never a good sign. Running it back. Clemson is 3 and 1, right? They still got dudes and they keep squeaking wins out. If you base, if I base my take, like, opinions on Clemson based only on, like, the first half of every game they've played this season, I would think that they were 0 and 4.

You look, you're like, wait, y'all are three and one. I swear everybody's like, oh, my God, dude, is he even going to, are they going to fire him at the half? And you're like, who do you like, not good? Who's your favorite receiver in the country? Oh. Favorite or best? Both sparks. I guess it's personal preference.

Like, I like Malachi Tony. Like, he's my favorite. He's a dog. But he's not the best. Both sparks, Texas State. For sure. Jeremiah Smith's the best. Jeremiah Smith, his first half against Texas was really, really.

really fun. I said this recently. He should almost feel embarrassed playing against the competition that he faces. He's just a grown man playing against kids. I think I know the answer to this. The white dude who left Texas for OU, Parker Livingston.

Parker Livingston. Okay, I assume because how bad they look on offense, he hasn't had a good year? He's done close to nothing. Yeah. He'd like that one back, probably. Or transferred to a better offense,

probably. I mean, he couldn't have foreseen the offense for OU being this bad. He saw the muscles. He saw the muscles. He saw the Korean team. How devastated are you going to be if Oklahoma beats Texas? Pretty devastated. Yeah, I'll be pretty crushed about that. Because it doesn't matter how bad Oklahoma

or Texas is in any given year. It's almost always a close one. That game is just a coin flip. Almost always. I mean, Texas won with 39-0, like three years ago. Something like that. Four years ago. All right. The only other top 25 match that we haven't talked about is Florida at Missouri.

That's actually a sneaky game. Florida's coming off. A huge win against Old Miss. Everyone's on Florida right now. I would pump the brakes, caution people. Missouri's Austin Simmons is a good quarterback. I hate to give Rob any credit. Missouri's got a decent team,

even though they went to Starkville and lost. Drink kind of got super conservative in the second half lost on the game. And he has a really bad record against top 25 teams. That said, they'll cover the five and a half against Florida. So my dad, Missouri alum, but most of my Missouri, like, my weather vein on like where I'm at with Missou is from, it's a combination of Rob on Twitter, McGannon on Twitter, and like Micah in the group chat. There's so many Missou people in our lives. There's a ton of them.

Too many. There's a ton of them. That being said, like, Micah's been kind of quiet. I don't know. He's been busy with the hard money lending. He really has. Hard money, Micah. What's up with your Knights?

I like to say we're undefeated because the pick game doesn't count. It was in a monsoon. Lost 12 and 7. Okay. Game doesn't count. But we're 3 in 1. Just knocked off TCU. Defense is good.

Offense is a struggle. Currently have our backup quarterback in. I kind of hate when my team is like this, like no offense. did most people do that blows like that's not fun at all having to rely on a good defense i mean it's it's always nice to have a good defense but i want that to be like i would much rather have the high powered offense and dump in points here's a question i've been asking everybody and i'm i'm going a totally different direction right now but i want you to look into which camera randy are you willing to denounce what colin simmons did and say that he should be suspended no i think because i've seen

some real important college football luminaries saying this guy, this guy's got to get suspended. We should have your programs. We should have sneaky making his way onto some top 10 Heisman lists right now. Sneaky. He's a top high pick in the NFL draft. Probably so. He's a bit undersized though.

I mean, if you put him next to Dylan Stewart is the other like. Dylan Stewart's a problem. He's in that case. Who do you take? Definitely suspended. Yeah, who are you taking? Like coming off the bus first though, it's Dylan Stewart. I mean, it's not Colin Simmons.

If your personnel department, you're like, all right. We got the number two, three pick, which I think one of those guys, they were projected, top ten, both of them, obviously. But we got the guy who punched the dude, might have quit a little bit on his team, talk back to coaches, talk about the coach, or the guy who's in that mode. Also unloaded a clip into facts. Yeah. But you know who more egregious than pulling out your pantomime peepee.

You know, Loki's maybe going to have the first overall pick, the Los Angeles Chargers. Have you seen their schedule? They're 0 and 3 right now, but it's a murder's row. They play nothing but hitters. They might start 0 and 9. But they're probably going to draft Jeremiah Smith first. Oh, I would take him first. Yeah, I'm probably taking it.

Like he's immediately a top 10 receiver in the NFL, I think. Like immediately. Okay. I know we kind of thought Marvin Harrison Jr. was going to be just a plug and play guy that hasn't really worked up. But I don't think you can fail with Jeremiah Smith. No. No.

You just have to understand, like, if you're in the, if you're in that, that war room and you're like, oh, God, Simmons is still there for us at three, whatever, four, maybe five. He just got to understand. He was in that mode. He was in that mode. And he clearly charged it to the game. So it's like, what do you, what do you want? Do you want a kid who gets in that mode or not? I do.

Don't you? He's an absolute game wreck. Yeah. I fucking love the kid, man. Not, you know. Cut that clip. Send it to every NFL team. That's all we can say.

This guy makes good points, man. But I'm going to Stillwater in two weeks for the UCF games. That'll be fun. Who are you going with? Meeting up with a bunch of friends. They're traveling. That's like they go to two games a year on the road. College?

College games. Brat. Brat, brad bros. Fiji. Fiji boys. And yeah, meeting up with them and Stillwater. It's going to be fun. Well, especially because, you know,

Morris has the program going in a good direction. Mastomaker is like really interesting. It's true. Speaking of interesting, if you stay up a little late, get to watch Pac-12 play open up for the cats. All the way over West Coast, San Diego State. Again, me and some boys from college actually almost went to. We kicked it around.

We're like, that would be a fun game. That would be a great trip. San Diego. Especially now with the Padres buzz going on there. What's going on at Petco? That's a fun team. They're getting hot. Yeah.

But sadly, the Aztecs, they've got the mumps of his hit the locker room. And that line is now, it's moving. It's moved three points from what I saw. Which is interesting. Anytime you see that, that's something to take note of. I did take a preseason little flyer on the Bobcast to win the Pack 12. 8 to 1 or something. Not crazy.

Boise State still. Boise is probably going to run away with it. Hey, have you watched any Utah? Utah, yeah. They kind of run like a glorified wing tea. I've been glazed in Utah like since college football season started. Or like a modified option. Yeah, no, Dampier is great.

Everybody's heavy on BYU right now for the Big 12. I just could be destined for a Big 12 Holy War championship. Agree. I've heard nothing about Colorado. What's going on there? Is there anything exciting with Colorado, Dion, this year? They're not getting pumped by- They're playing Texas Tech this week.

I think they made a switch at QB after the Baylor game, I believe. I see that he's a spokesperson for Depends. Who? Deon. The adult diapers? Yes, he's like on the packaging for them. Is that right? Yeah.

I mean, get a bag where you can. I sometimes potting those. Is that funny to you? Colorado's stinks. You've never once potted in those. you always go take a tinky. Yeah, 30 minutes and dance gonna go piss. They lost to Northwestern 7 to 41.

Yeah. That ain't good. And they were talking a lot of shit before that game. That was a tough clip. About the temporary stadium. Yeah. Northwestern's actually opening up against Penn State this week. That's interesting.

Interesting. Interesting. If Penn State didn't blow that game last week against Jay Bones, Wisconsin, I would be more interested, but I think Penn State will probably bounce back. What do you think about Penn State being slow just in general when you think about Penn State? Slow?

Do they just look slow? Yeah, they're Iowa State. Okay. It's just Matt Campbell's Iowa State. They have slow uniforms. Oh, just jerseys? Because they're, there's the old. It's just like classic white helmet, blue jersey.

I'm not a fan of this, whatever. I'm not like, I don't romanticize it because, you know, it's the uniforms they wore in the 70s or 60s. Philly guy. Pennsylvania guy. It was a tough weekend for my dad. He was a Penn State guy. Didn't go, but he was a Penn State fan. Phillies, the Eagles.

That was tough for him. He's got Braun now. And also he's a Man City fan. Oh, yeah. Really? A rough week for Man City. Your dad's into footy? He got into it over COVID.

That's a... And he chose Man City because his best friend is a Man You fan, and he wanted to troll him. I love that. That's such old guy shit. Yeah. You just do it just to... But they just got popped for like a billion dollars of fraud. A little fraud.

It's fine. It's not fine. I don't know what's going to happen there. Right. This is like two months after I became a man citizen. Similar to the Clippers situation. Is that right? I don't know.

All my intel on it is from Will. Yeah. So, okay. Being a man citizen sounds like one of those Navy SEAL training things that Dave was talking about. I'm officially a manned citizen. You want to start a program called man a citizen? He said that they created a like a, a fake gambling website

and the players are allowed to, I forgot what it is, but they're using that as like a shell company basically to pay players from. He also said you can't log in there yourself and place a bet like it's impossible. Dude, we had a full weekend of sports. We got Black Desert Classic out in Utah this weekend.

Oh yeah, man. Fall series. Tell us about it. Let's go. You know, whatever. Gambling was so much cooler when you had to go to the dummy site and to your little anonymous, you know.

Do you still use the illegal book I gave you? I don't know what you're talking about. How cool was it when he was like, you got to go to a dummy website and the front was like, I don't want to say. Maybe it was like an amusement park or something. Or like a guy snowboarding. We don't know. But you do that.

You're like, man, I'm doing something. Ooh, I'm doing something cool. I'm so crazy. I just won $20 on Ole Miss. That's me back then. I'm on the dark web. Ooh, dude. Watch out Silk Road.

Here I come. I'm going to buy a gun. I didn't buy any guns on Silk Road. Silk Road. You can just, I can gift you a gun, can you? You want a gun?

I want a gun. Well, loophole? Well, it's Texas. Is it the one that you had the numbers scratched off? No,

I have an HK, but it's under my friend Scott's name. I have a gun. We need to go up to Scott's gun shop. I want to go shooting out. You got to come to one of the bro branches.

Oh yeah. Tell me one. Yeah. I'm there. Is Moffitt there? Yeah, Moffat is there. Moffat Mafia,

former producer of the show who just pulled up strapped in the Tahoe. you never do that shit you don't drive an SUV I pulled up with my girlfriend's luggage today yeah what's up with that there better be guns in that thing

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Minecraft. Minecraft is like the one thing, my, my, oldest boy. He, like, has, like, tried to get into through me, but I didn't let him get into it because I wasn't sure if he was too young. You have a 9-11 Twin Towers Minecraft video up. This is the one linked in those. Oh, did I send the wrong? I put the wrong thing in there. I think you did. Mike Tomlin's, uh, Mike Tomlin's spent 12 years building a Minecraft city. That's sick. I never, I never played Minecraft. That's the biggest shocker. You have, you, you, you give, Minecraft so hard? I think if I was two years younger, I definitely would have gotten into it.

But I just, I think I just missed it. I know there's people that in my grade, like, weird to say as a 32 year old, that definitely played. But like, I think it was bigger with a couple years younger. All right, I updated the link in here. So you got rid of the 9-11 Minecraft. Actually pulled the other one of the, one of the Twin Towers was, there was smoke billowing out of it. Internet, ma'am. So Parks has played a little Minecraft before. He's never, like, he's never built anything elaborate. He kind of just fucks around in there. But it's the one game that I've never minded him playing is it's a little mental, mental exercise for the boy.

I know it's different, but is it not, is it comparable to Sim City? We played Sim City back in the day. That was a, that was a school computer game. Yeah, the difference is you have to actually, like, build it like, like brick by brick. Yeah, that was more of a roller to, roller coaster tycoon. Yeah. From what I've seen, from what I've seen people on Twitter who know about Minecraft, is this is extremely impressive.

And it takes a very long time to finish something like this. 12 years. Yeah. If you're Mike Tomlin and you're the very stressful and time-consuming job of NFL coach. It's just funny thing about him like getting home from work after a tough loss or whatever. And he just, he kind of just hops on Minecraft to take his mind off of this stressful job. Notorously a 500 coach. Like every year, Steelers write him in for 9 and 8.

Was it like no losing seasons? Like, but like just above. Yeah. So maybe if he actually didn't spend all that time playing Minecraft, they could have wanted to let him. I'm sorry, is that a Minecraft aquarium? Yeah. Looks like an aquarium. So, yeah, it's like a whole city here. So you have to build everything. Dumb question. I'm going to ask another dumb question. And patrol the chat, they probably, there's somebody in the chat who knows this. When you build it, is it like you control like you're like doing a full demo and like you're bringing in like construction equipment doing it? Or is it just like you press brick? You press brick. But you have to,

But you have to acquire all the materials. You have to get all the permits, Dave. Okay. You got to go through the city. And I also think, it's like building Legos, Dave, is the best way to put it. It's like, uh, it's like virtual. It's virtual Legos. Where do you acquire the materials?

You have to mine it. Yeah. That's what the Minecraft comes. So like, you have to cut down, you have to, you know, go down trees and dig up rock. And do you have like delays because like the electrician like had the wrong date down and the subs didn't show them? The subs, yeah, they put, they set you back. It goes to a vote too.

Yeah. Look at that baseball stadium. This is cool, man. Can you, who funds that baseball stadium? Can I visit my colleagues? I think maybe, I think it's based on privacy. Like a lot, there are people that do these big things and then like they're open servers and people can go like explore them. So there's different, I know there's different modes.

So I wouldn't be surprised if he just has it open that people can come see and then like can't edit. What do you do? Just explore it? Maybe, yeah. Yeah. Just fly around. Are there bad actors in this? Uh, they're Minecraft.

And PCs. Yeah. No, well, no, I mean, just like, can, can, can you, like, well, we just saw a 9-11 Minecraft exhibit. So, yeah. Okay. Great point. Um, but can you, like, get in there and like, like, like, what, what kind of

setbacks do you run into as a Minecraft builder? Like, not acquiring, getting, mining the right material. There, there are zombies that you have to be aware of. That's true? Yeah. And creepers. Yeah. Oh, creepers.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What, when the sun goes down, you got to, sometimes you got to stay inside. because the creepers come out. They can kill you and shit. Are there crackheads that'll just strip your buildings of copper? I don't think so.

I'm not sure. They raided the job side again. You're like, and animals like a wolf will come up and just fucking start eating you and shit. Is that right? Yeah. I'm going to eat you.

Oh. But yeah, this is impressive. I mean, there are some insane builds that you can just go visit in the Minecraft servers. I think people have done like homes deep and stuff. This is how he decompresses, man. is kind of beautiful oh there's like sheiks that fly out women to your city yeah yeah that i don't know just instagram thoughts but 10 000 followers porta potty potty what's that dan port a potty party party

it's a duby thing you ever been to one it's hard to say i have never been to say that fast three times i don't want to people clip stuff uh okay cool cool for mike i guess you know if you're but if you're like a Steelers fan. You just kind of like, okay. What are you doing, man? You wasted Prime Kenny Pickett. You don't think he was watching enough film. He was doing this instead.

I mean, that's my favorite player or coach criticism. Like, anytime, like, it's like, before the game, the Rio game, the Ravens game, it was like Brandon Aubrey and Citi were like juggling a soccer ball with like somebody from the national. Brazilian national team. They're like, oh, they should be practicing.

Or it's like so-and-so is seen out at a restaurant right after a loss. Oh, he's eating dinner? It's like you're allowed to have a social life, even though that your team is... Oh, you guys are eating dinner?

Yeah. Why you eat dinner, dog? Oh, it must be nice, eating a cheese bar. Why aren't you going on the jugs machine right now? Luca, on an off day and a playoff series was at lunch,

like, and he was drinking a beer with Bobon. People were like, oh. Let him have a beer. Just going to let a rip a little bit. He's an adult and he's not, he's not clocked in right now. is certified hot boy

maybe they i don't like that hot he got dude la change is man yeah i'm saying maybe they're maybe that one guy was right and he got trade him separated from his longtime partner

the mother of his children yeah and he did the thing where he he posted like him with the kids the girls but he had to blur their he did the emoji over all their faces and all the picks and i'm just kind of like why you didn't have to post it all dude i get it like you're you're a very high profile guy but you didn't have to post this you're

you're sure you're involved with your children's lives me yeah but i mean dude like you didn't have to do the the the slide show and like you have to choose which emoji for each pick like do i do the robot one for this one do i do a girl are they going through like a custody battle they're doing they were yeah they were actually the ilia toporia he's going through a nasty little something like that yeah Yeah. Look, they ruined, like we,

the Mavs ruined, like they traded him. They, they, they, they ruined his life, basically. I know it's how he's still,

like, a very, very wealthy man. He's in the prime of his career, but like, they, they,

I don't think it'll play out this way, but there's a, there's a chance that, like, kind of changes the trajectory of his career negatively. I mean, the fucking Lake,

Lakers aren't a serious franchise at the moment. I'm in a bit of a pickle with the NBA. You have somebody money? Yeah. No. LeBron James is on my team. Oh, fuck, I forgot about that.

I have a long-standing beef with LeBron James. Is it because he mocked you? Not anymore. A camp, yeah, when I was 16. Did he not give you like a... No, we've talked about this like a million times. I'm a baby back here. I found these guys through home and garden.

He clowned me at his basketball academy in Akron, Ohio, when I was 16. In what way did he clown you? During a question and answer in session. I had the microphone in front of the entire camp. I stood up, and he said, after they passed me the mic, Not you, dog. Pass it. Sit down.

Why? I don't know because it's a dickhead. Were you being a little shister? Were you being a little... I didn't even ask my question. I didn't get to say a goddamn word, Randy. I just was a, you know, a shy little 16-year-old boy and I gave the mic back and sat down like a bitch.

Were you tripping in? Who asked the next question? Was it a good question? No, it wasn't a good question. No 16-year-old asked a good question. Wasn't? I didn't get the chance. What was your question going to be?

Who knows? There's no way it was going to be good. You forgot it. No, this is going to be fucking revolutionary. It's going to change the game. Damn. Damn. He disrupt the camp.

I don't know. He did you like that. He did me way dirty. So I've been holding the scratch for 20 years. Bigger question. You got to root for him. Were you bawling hard enough to go to out-of-state camp? Yeah.

I know Ackron's not that far from Philly. Were you nice with it? I had to drive, too, because... What is that? My flank got canceled? Because of weather. So my parents drove me to Akron. That's nice.

Five-hour drive? No. You got to grow cross-state. all that way and he just fucking big leaked you it was close to like a 10 hour drive i was very close um july should impress him with some stuff uh no but scotty rounds was my coach that was sweet that's cool lifetime experience yeah and now it full circle now he's gonna take y'all got a fun team their jffb3 team for sure um you know i'm pulling for us to win the title with lebron with an injury Wow.

Damn. You don't want him to contribute to the title? I don't want him to contribute to the title now. It's going to be a real Dolphins fan.Jif situation for years. Yeah. Okay. Okay. All right.

I want Brown to get the title for us with Embedie, Maxie, Edgecom. That's it. Edgecom, dude. I love it. You know how brain-rotted my brain is, Dave? Girlfriend sent me a real-dollar day. It was like a mother with their baby just saying, what sound does a cow make?

And they go, moo. It was like, what sound is a goat make? And I immediately thought it was going to cut into a LeBron edit. That is what I was expecting. And it was like, no, just a nice, sweet video. But that is, you will get so many LeBron edits on TikTok and Instagram from out of nowhere. It's always like something about a goat. Thank you for sharing.

But the bigger takeaway here is, are you getting some pressure on the home front? Yeah, what's going on? Yeah. For a long time. What? Wow. Just wait till Taylor Swift starts having babies. Everyone's going to want another baby.

Tell you that much. Is Mega Swiftie? Oh, yeah. What's the, okay, the word seems not good on the new songs. I haven't listened. I haven't tapped. I liked Cleveland. I thought it was a good song.

I'd get some traction on YouTube. We should just start trashing Taylor Swift. I just didn't know that I didn't like how she released it over Kenny Chesney's album. Damn. No, she was Nation stand-up. Mm-hmm. And two days after the Wendy's Emo album. Are you a Bob Chesney fan just because he has Chesney as a last name?

No. Big UCLA guy. No, actually, they kind of destroyed Purdue recently at like after midnight. I did not stay up for that. Oof. Will I stay up for Texas State, San Diego State? Let's find out in this weekend and fun. Hey, it's hard money, Micah.

It's time for this weekend and fun. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off. Bro, there's a crazy event. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled out by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and they'd go with it.

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Do you think? Think I'll be able to make it? With the weather? Yeah. I hope so. I mean, my flight is in six hours. We're about to get dumped on. My wife just texted me and said, big rain.

That's all it says. Two o'clock is the peak of the cell, I think. Right now where I looked at. might it might have moved on enough for you at that moment. I guess we're boarding in six hours, so hopefully six and a half hours. I think you'll be okay. We'll have a little window. Window of opportunity.

Exactly. And that's Dan's weekend. Yeah, it's going to rain. What are we going to do? I have a sketch. I'm shooting with Rob at some point. We're probably going to release that tomorrow. It's about college football?

It's not. We do have a Patreon that we do two college sports shows on or like sports shows on in general that we talk a good chunk of college ball. so check that out. Is it bookstore, peasants, or teachers? It's a one-off. Oh, it's a one-off. Okay, very interesting.

It's going to be me getting really into the Roman Empire. Oh, nice. Shooting that this afternoon. That'll go out tomorrow. Yeah, we'll record a couple shows tomorrow and then Sunday. But really, since it's going to rain, I'm going to watch a lot of ball. I'm going to write my sister's wedding for two weeks. from now, three weeks from now.

Because I'm obviously, like I said earlier, the minister. What's his name? The groom, Dave. Dave. When we met Dave, we weren't really sure. We were like, who is this guy? Who is this boy?

But yeah, not a speech. It's the ceremony. Oh, okay. And he brought us donuts one morning. And we were like, this guy's kind of cool. He knows us already. I want to do like a full 45 minute mass in Latin. And he's like a brother to us.

Dressed as like a cardinal or Make do a stand-up bid. Just treat it as stand-up. Yeah, it's her not, who cares about her day? I would love to hear your homily. It's my day. I said, bro, you're marrying my sister. All right, well, good, Dan.

A little dice impression there? I don't know. For every comedian from the 80s. It seemed like a little Rodney Dangerfield. Little Rodney, a little dice. Neil Mao. The dice man. Here's the dice man.

Dylan. This is kind of funny. Mike Tomlin related. Someone went back 12 years. He compared his pre-in-post Minecraft record. I played in two super before his Minecraft top. He played in two Super Bowls, winning one, five and three in the playoffs. Post-M Minecraft era, zero Super Bowl, zero Lombardies, three and nine in the playoffs.

Anyway. Obvious connection. I mean, look, here's what I'm going to do this weekend. I'm going to get my lawn chair out. I'm going to just plop it down in the front yard. and I don't I'm probably going to get wet, but I'm just going to let this front just, I want to feel all of it, man.

I've been, it's been a brutal couple months here in Austin. And so I'm welcoming this changing weather. I cannot wait. Got the shack it on and everything. That's what I'm doing. I mean, I have no plans this weekend whatsoever. Parks doesn't have baseball.

Texas doesn't play. I'll be watching ball, obviously. But, man, I'm just ready for the fall to hit. What position are you going to be sitting in when you're outside enjoying it? Are you just going to sit normally in the chair? Are you going to be in like a... Like just what's... How do you take it all in?

Just like I am now. Leg cross. Probably have a yingling in my hand. Brace on or brace off? Just super white trash. Oldest brewery. Brace on. Fuck yeah.

I can't wait for that. That's all I got. I got nothing else. Dylan loves yingling more than a Delco Danny. I do love yingling. He really does. I do. What's your go-to?

I've been in a bit of a course banquet, dude. Okay. Yeah. My daily, like my football beer is just the traditional yingling lager. It is. But then I'll make sense some fall beers on you, some brown ale, some October fest. Obviously, Guinness. Sure.

Yeah. I'm finally getting into like very enjoyable Guinness season here in my next six weeks. Oh yeah, that's raining. There it is. Randall! I was going to try to put on the hot dog photo on the aura frame. The one with the... Yeah, to see if that's the position.

I think that's what you. you were going for there. Okay. Yeah. I wasn't. I was just, yeah. You couldn't do that.

This weekend, I leave in a couple hours, like I said, to go fly back home to Chicago, got a wedding, one of Megan's friends. So that's a Friday wedding, too.

So we'll be going to that on Friday. Saturday, we're going to go visit one of her friends that just had a baby. Then Saturday evening, going to be trying to go swing back up to Indiana, visit my brother and nieces, get to do some family time,

there, maybe a little Halloween celebration, just the immediate of us since we'll be in town. Then Sunday, I think we're going to do some more stuff in Illinois, do some fall stuff, and come back late Sunday night. So try and do as much, see as much people, wedding, and do as much fall stuff as possible up in the good old Midwest. It's a lot, dude. Yeah. Like I said, a lot of stuff to do.

Not enough time to do it, Dave. As a Purdue grad, do you guys still refer to yourself as a Hoosier? I see what you mean Yeah Because Because it is the Hoosier state Nah Boilermaker man

What is a Hoosier It's just a person from Indiana A Hooper Why does it come from Where does the name come from There's a lot of debate about that Okay Ooh

You see Dave in 49 other states It's just basketball Put out that good song though Back in the day Take me to church Oh, who is here? Money, and I do.

That's pretty good. That was pretty good, Dave. Dave, what are you doing this weekend? I got a lot of people to see, a lot of stuff, not enough time to do it. Yeah? No, I don't know, man. Cripling anxiety takes over, and then you just get nothing done. Pretty much, yeah.

T-ball practice Friday that's not going to happen because those fields will flood. It's Pee Pee Pee Pee in right now. Yeah, it's pissing. We do have a game Sunday, which. by soon by then God, oh, it's going to be an enjoyable game too. By then you'll have that dry air moved in.

Maybe it won't be crispy at all, but it'll be nice. Couldn't get here soon enough. Got some football to watch. I mean, there are some T's some back channel talks about ACL tomorrow. I just don't know if I got it in me. I was looking at wristbands. Physically. And I was just like, hmm.

I've seen turnstile twice now. Do I want to go see him at ACL do a, you know, 59 minutes set? Kind of. But it's just a lot. While you play around in poop. Do you think it'll be longer than ASAP or AIC set that we saw? That was a great 30 minute set. Was it 30?

I don't know. We waited there for a long time. It was his birthday. I peed. Did you all the way? I was just peeing in bottles. Yeah. Okay.

I saw you whip it out. Cool. Just like Colin Simmons. Lucky you. Dave's got a hog on them. Okay. Okay. Oh, man.

All right. Anything else? No. Do you want to do comments of the week? Yeah, do your segment, Randy. It's Randy.

You want to go at the haters so bad. Yeah, one of them. Christine comments. Guys, you can wash your cast irons. They don't make soap with lie anymore. Wash those things.

That was that you, Dylan. I have gotten so many people sending me reels about washing. Dude, same. It's not that. I don't really care all that much, but thank you for showing me

that you can watch a cast iron with soap. You're gonna throw it on the screen? Don't send me that blast to me. I'm not watching it with soap. Yeah, I don't, yeah. These are just some comments, Dan. There's nothing to throw them on screen. Zach comments.

No, nothing wants me to tune out more than G-Dass Randy sports ball comments. Damn. Cheat-ass-Randy. Zach doesn't like when I talk sports. You're not even a GED. I'm not even a GED. I know.

What fraternity were you? Deltz, Delta, Tall, Delta. Zach probably is a fucking Gid. Probably Jacks out of the sports center. Delta. Sorry. Delta was the Southern Fred at UCF. They tried too hard.

Try hard. Couldn't be us. SAA was our tryhards. So fuck you, Zach. Patrick says Dave talking cocktails was the perfect opportunity for a space bar. Could have been the second time the space bar was about bars slash drinks and not space. So true. Great.

Did toll miss on our part. That's so true. My bad. And then last one, my favorite one of the week. from Jeff. He comments, Screech was Jestermaxing. I mean, yeah. Great point. Is that Jeff? But that was just, that was just who Screech was. You know, you wasn't putting on a show. He's being himself.

Goofy ass. Lisa should have let him hit, let him hit, though. Screech. Also before the comments get me, the drive to Akron's only like six hours. I'm glad you made that correction. But it was through weather. It was through weather. So you want to run it better. Where we get out of here? Let's run it back. This segment during which we talk about what we talked about all week long. Dave was a certified wet boy as a kid.

This is about the pee in his sheets. Dave isn't Eleni Wilson guy. We just talked about this, literally less than a minute ago. Lisa Turtle should have let Screege hit because he's goofy. What about eight inches and thick? I don't understand that. Did she let him hit because it was goofy foot? She didn't let him hit.

That's the whole thing. Do you have goofy foot? Would you hit Goofy, Philett? Okay. Baby Gronk will not be attending the Tennessee game this week. Very, very important for Dylan to be tuned into that and not the show. You believe that? Wait, was that it?

Yeah. Baby Gronk announced he was going to the Tennessee game. And then he's like, you know what guys? I got to be honest. I'm actually not going to go. I mean, dude, I made a statement. Heipel's in a blender right now. Who do they got this week?

Little distraction. I don't know. A little distraction. Oh, yeah. As far as comments of the week, I did not, you know, for the sake of the fans did not bring up everyone that was talking shit to you on Thursday about how the voles are going to beat the, you know, good old Texas.

Oh, they didn't go so well for you. No, that didn't go so well for you. The people in Knoxville are delusional. Heepal is what he is, man. Which is? He'll win eight games a year. Like, he's not. He has a sloppy build.

Well, you don't like his jaw line. Do you? I mean, is... No, it upsets me. There you go. Dan went double filters on him, but he was making fun of Rob. Yeah. Dave apologizes if he accidentally wrapped a set. And finally, Dave's got a hog on him. Stop.

That concludes running back. These hands don't haze. Thanks, Dan. Nice for having me. Thanks for hopping on, big dog. Oh, damn. I've done that in a while. I'm hoping your arch take evolves over the rest of the season. It's not going to evolve. It's a big buy week for Arch. I've got enough of a sample. He's streaky, man. He's streaky. He played really well that last half of last season. Really well.

Would they play? Yeah, the last half of the end of the year. A lot of... Okay. He beat two top ten team. Did he? Yes. Two top ten, peace.

I don't know. I would just go back and like run through his resume. Let's see if that's... Look at the wins first. We'll start there. Well, I mean, you guys can come after Jalen Hertz all you want. He's not playing good football. I've been there, done that.

I'm not doing that ever again. He's played bad football away to a Super Bowl. I wasn't that bad. Hey, how about this Case Keenum guy? How about Case Keenum guy? Dog. Dude. His numbers in college were so stupid.

He, I think he statistically is one of the best quarterbacks ever in college. So I think he still has all the records. Case can't him. Yeah, that's fine.

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