Circling Back - Shattered Screens & Army Dolphins

Episode Date: November 16, 2020

The squad recaps their Masters weekends, Randy shattered his phone and sent a ridiculous company-wide email, dolphins are being trained for military purposes in North Korea, and Brett's Breaking News. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (11:58) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (36:30) Randy’s Ridiculous Company-Wide Email (43:37) North Korea's Dolphin Infantry (1:00:58) Brett’s Breaking News Postmates: Download the app and use CIRCLING for $5 off first 5 orders Raycon: www.buyraycon.com/steam (20% off) Tushy: www.hellotushy.com/circling --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is will to freeze to my right david ruff we're full strength feeling good power plays over it was uh dare i say crispy this morning here. Ooh, yeah. I think it was. I'm flirting with crisp. There's some crispy boys out there. The weather's been dope.

Yesterday was nice. We had a little cold front blow through. We'll call it a cool front. It's a cold front. I'm already put cold in front of it, yeah, but. Eh, semantics. Okay. You say cool, I say cold. It's nice either way, Dad.

Either way, it's nice. But a crisp front. Crisp front, that's hard to say. I'll take it. I'll take it. Crisp front doesn't roll off the tongue. Yeah. Or crunt.

That sounds different. Dylan Chivry in the building. How are you today, Dylan? Couldn't be better. Coming off a very restful weekend. I know we're going to discuss that in a minute, but I'm glad to be here. Feeling good. Back to full strength, as we said.

Power play. That's funny. The opposite. What? Shorthanded? That's what they call it? When your other team has a power play? Yeah.

Nailed it, dude. You did good. You did good. Hockey guy. Anyway. How are they looking this offseason? They got some new retro jerseys coming out or anything? Stars just dropped some new ones.

Almost all white. They're pretty dope. I think, is everyone doing that today? Yeah, it's like an NHL wide thing. And the Sabres and their lovely owners, the Pagoulas, are charging an extra $40 on top of everybody else's because they're scumbags. Hey!

What? The Pagoulas! What the hell? Yeah, exactly. That's not cool. Who are these people? What's their story? Are they natural gas and oil?

Okay. I'm going to have to copy the all gold Knights one. It's pretty dope. 24 karat. It's very gaudy. It's very, very gaudy. I got to give props to the NHL because we're talking about the NHL. I feel like their marketing has stepped up.

Because we're about to hit NBA official off-season trades, acquisitions, and we're sitting here talking about gold jerseys, gold sweaters. Sure. What are the Wings doing? They're doing an all-white jersey with a little gray stripe along the elbow. That sounds pure. If you expected the Red Wings to do any deviation from their normal jersey, then you sadly mistake.

They shouldn't. They're like the Cowboys. Yeah, they shouldn't. You can't mess with that. I'm okay with them doing it lame, but I still don't like the design that they put out today. No, it's not great. The gray is weird.

The gray is completely unnecessary. Adidas took away the strings for where you tie the jersey together, and they just have like an NHL logo, and it looks terrible. Bring back the sweater strings. I agree. Right, Dylan? Yeah, I agree. Thank you.

Noted hockey guy Dylan Chivry agrees. The Spurs released their new city uniform, and I didn't know if they were like models filling in or actual players on the team. I didn't know if they were like models filling in or actual players on the team i didn't recognize a single one of them that that's all in tune i am with my favorite nba basketball did you want like kawaii and david robinson like sitting there like where i wanted rosen you know okay derosen not rosen josh rosen his career has taken quite a turn is that his name no yeah okay he wants out of He wants out of San Antonio, by the way.

I know. Maybe that's why they didn't put him in the picture. But I was like, he wanted Aldridge. He wanted LaMarcus. I wanted someone I recognize, yeah. Tony? Tiago Splitter. Someone like that.

They should honestly just have Manu or Tony. They should have one of the big three model everything. Yeah. Although they're probably not in that great of shape. I just imagine every guy that has played for the Spurs still somehow lives in San Antonio for some reason, even though I can't imagine they do. They all live in that – what's where George Strait lives?

That little community. Oh, I don't – oh. Not Vecchero. That's Fort Worth. Are you thinking of – I don't know. It sounds tight. Whatever it is, it sounds tight. The one where Jimmy Walker lives? That's Bernie,. Are you thinking of, I don't know. It sounds tight. Whatever it is, it sounds tight.

The one where Jimmy Walker lives? That's Bernie, though. No. It doesn't matter. Tim Duncan, as of four days ago, is no longer an assistant coach of the Spurs. Why? Greg Popovich called him too smart for the role, according to SportingNews.com. So he's going to hang out at the facility some days.

Is there an Onion headline about this or anything? Because those two smart. The David Robinson-Onion headlines were all time. Yes. Man, can we do some programming notes? We've got a loaded episode today, so we might as well jump into them. Yes, please do. First and foremost, circling back pod on the Grom.

I don't know if you saw, we got that .2 officially. Wow, we are climbing. Oh, buddy. Do we have a celebratory post ready for that? Keep an eye out for next week because we may have a celebratory click to shop option.

Okay, interesting. 10.2? No one's doing that. No one thought we2? Yeah. No one's doing that. Yeah, no one thought we would get there. No one's doing that. We should do a celebratory video. For reference, I have 10.2 on the gram.

I should not have more than the circling back account. That's fair. That is a travesty. I'm not saying don't follow me. Please don't. I need your business. But,

if you have not followed circling back on Instagram, you need to. Thanks. That's my statement. I'm sticking with it thank you i'd co-sign thank you that's good also go leave a review and five star rating we've also got a patreon schedule this week wednesday bachelor i got some i got some news boys i still have half the episode to finish from last week better get caught up. Oh, I'm doing it tonight. I'm going to pour myself a glass of wine.

I'm going to enjoy myself a little badge on a Monday night like old times. Wow, go off, queen. Thank you. It's going to be sassy. It's not going to be sassy, Dave. I won't do that without you. You should just do have like a two and a half hour night tomorrow or a three hour night tomorrow. Should I just really stack them?

Yeah, get the full effect. I fell asleep during the first half of the episode from last week, if that tells you anything. Really excited for this pool basketball date. Anyway. Oh, you haven't gotten there yet? No, I haven't gotten there. That's when I fell asleep. You'll like it.

Okay. It's fine. Someone catches a bow. Good. Good. Have you seen the new guys? Yeah. You've met them?

Oh, yeah. So you know Spencer. Yeah, Spencer. You know, he's a former collegiate lacrosse star, All-American. I'm going to save my takes on Spencer for behind the paywall. Also, the Friday voicemails as well. Also, hop on Twitch, twitch.tv slash watchmedia. Make it happen.

Also, guys, just keep an eye out. I'm just going to say in general, keep an eye out. What are we keeping an eye out for? Dude, just keep an eye out. I want to know what I'm looking for. Dude, just keep an eye out. This might be something, I don't know. Just do what he says.

Next week. Stop asking questions. Listen to the guy. Okay. Dylan's doing a 24-hour Thanksgiving podcast. I don't even care if you listen. Just keep an eye out. Okay. We could do a Friendsgiving podcast Live

You guys catch an invite to any Friendsgivings this year? No I'm not going to go Thank you Why aren't you going to go? It's just an ongoing global pandemic You don't want to travel to Asheville for a Friendsgiving? Yeah plus i don't i don't know this person oh yeah you can't invite non-friends to your friends giving yeah it would be weird but we're his internet friends should we have an acquaintance

giving internet friends giving i might actually lose acquaintance actually has legs we'll see about zoom giving that's already been a thing. You're doing too much, David. Just stop. I'll fuck off. You don't have to fuck off. Hey, that neighborhood is the Dominion. That's where George Strait, Stone Cold, Tommy Lee Jones, and all the Spurs live. Gotcha.

Can we move there? Is there a golf course running through it? There has to be. Is it gated? How many golf carts do each of these guys own? God, I want a custom golf cart. Like with the swampers, the borderline swampers, the golf cart swampers on it with the little lift,

like a two-inch lift. You don't need that. Yes, it does. You don't need a lift in your golf cart. No, you guys don't go where I go. Where do you go? Off-road. Oh, okay.

That's tight. We should go to KJ's house at some point and just cook meat in his backyard and hit, like, wedge shots. Oh, dude, he lives on a— I think it's a par 5. I mean, we can go out there. Can we see the hole? Can we hit Hy-Vee? Hitting hybrid and smoking meat?

You can hit hybrid, yeah. Is he within firing range? Like, could you hit his house? No, because he lives— I don't want to dox him again, but he lives, like, legitimately right above the tee box. Oh, nice. So things would have to go really, really poorly. It'd be one of those shots you see on a funny golf Instagram account

where you're like, dude, what? Like Jon Rahm back-to-back this weekend? Did you see that? Yeah. Did you see this, Will? He went like fairway hook into the trees and then went off the trees. Yes, guys.

Just to be clear, I did watch most of the Masters except for the afternoon of Saturday. So he didn't get any bridge stones through his living room window or anything like that? Maybe if someone like, if you towed one off of the T-box marker and it shot back like the microphone just did to me. Getting a little too handsy over here. Almost mic-ed this thing.

All right, we'll pencil that in. TJ's backyard. Brett, can I ask you a question? Yeah, sure. Do you have a butthole? I do. Prove it. I got some news. No, you don't have to prove it. You don't have to prove it. I didn't know where this was going. No, I'm going to take

his word. I'm going to take his word here. Aren't you my boss? That's a great point. Yeah, we're going to have to edit that out. We don't want to get in trouble. But since you have one, Brett, I got news. This ad's for you. It's hard to believe that when we go to the bathroom in this country, most of us wipe instead of wash? Couldn't be me at this point. Nope. For years, bidets

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$79? $79. Think about that. Think about how much you spend every single year in toilet paper costs, Dylan. Probably a lot for Dylan because he only uses one ply. He uses one ply. We know that about Dylan. You also just like you have the homie just TP in girls' houses all the time. You're just going through it.

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Well, thank you for asking, Will. My Friday, Saturday, and Sunday were all pretty much the exact same. Didn't have anything going on. I did find my way to the gym each day. And I took Stella on a walk each day. And I watched the Masters each day. That's what I did all weekend. That sounds hard, man.

Yeah. I also cooked um not one but two steaks over the weekend tube steaks no two two steaks okay uh from our friends at butcher box non-spawn just saying very good i didn't see any photos of it how'd it go i thought about taking a pic but you know i now you microwave your steaks, right? Yeah. Actually, I put them in the toaster. Y'all see that post? No. Some young lady. Sounds like a shit-o post.

Some TikTok girl cooked steaks in a toaster. They looked fine. They looked good? There was no way. Toasters don't get hot enough. I don't know if she did a gut shot, but it looked like they were cooked. How long did she cook it? I don't know. DM her and ask for one. That's such bull. No. I don't know if she did a gut shot, but it looked like they were cooked. How long did she cook it? I don't know. DM her and ask for one.

That's such bull... No. I don't know. I mean, it gets hot in there. Yeah, but not that hot. And you'd have to... Whatever. I think about Shitto

every single time I unload the dishwasher now because he had his dishwasher posted just so you can throw everything in there and not have to worry about it. Now when I unload the dishwasher, I just think to myself,

like, is he ever going to do one that you can just throw your silverware anywhere? Just toss them all in. Yeah, that hurts. Anyway, I had a great week, a great relaxing weekend. I caught up on sleep, and that's pretty much it, man. It was dope.

Watched DJ take home the green jacket. Wow. Yeah, good for him. I'm enjoying it more and more as the years go on. You're now getting on the bandwagon, though, that he's two majors deep. I'm not on the bandwagon. I just, I like him. I'm totally on the bandwagon.

I've been on that bandwagon. I like the guy. It's good to see a guy who's so tranquil and, you know, subdued. He doesn't have a big personality. It's good to see him get choked up like that i didn't know he had that at all i didn't either it was unexpected yeah is uh unloading the silverware the worst part of unloading the dishwasher for me it is well how do you do it i do you have the basket oh i grab i grab it all in one one thing like that

you have i try to do it and yeah, I get a handful as much as possible, do it, go back. So usually I can do it in two trips, sometimes three. It's always one for me. It's like carrying groceries

in from the car. It's like one trip no matter what. 100%. If I have to struggle, I struggle. Am I weird for, I take the basket out

and put it on the counter next to the... Yeah, you're doing it. I don't do that. That's what I did until I realized that, no, see, that's still too hard too hard no you just got to take it all out and just do it one by one it's faster promise you okay i'm gonna give it a try let's do a race i i have a diff washer

currently ready to unload so just say all right we'll race all right facetime me later and i'll unload mine and we can see who goes faster tight I'll do it too bad I'm not in on that that sounds like a lot of fun guys

anyway don't you just use plastic silverware from like yeah I just throw it away Randall's and shit very wasteful yeah

no come on come on who's next that's my weekend are you sure you don't have anything else come on dude what'd you say in the group text after DJ won yesterday?

Paulina. Oh, don't. We're not doing that. Oh, that was Colin Cowherd. Sorry. I'll say it. Paulina looked great. Questionable shirt choice, but.

No, I loved it. Was it a jacket or a shirt? I don't know what it was. She killed her fit. According to Ravel, one of my favorite followers on Twitter. Is he horny? Adidas had the rights to her outfit as well. Of course they did.

So that outfit was planned. I liked it. I thought it was fun. Were the yoga pants Adidas? I don't know, but the jacket sure as hell was. The jacket looked like it was... The jacket sucked. No, I liked it.

No, I liked it. It was good. It was good. I know because you guys are age, and I am too, because it showed off a lot. Now, if they had a men's version, I'd be wearing it right now. No, you wouldn't. That's how much I liked it. It was good. It was good. I know because you guys are H, and I am too, because it showed off a lot. Now, if they had a men's version, I'd be wearing it right now. No, you wouldn't. That's how much I liked it. Come on.

That much? I sent an email to him. I was like, hey, can you guys make this in men's? Dave's going to accuse me of being horny tomorrow. No response from Adidas. You should just see if you can get hers. Maybe I could. I'll DM her.

Actually, can you just follow up to your DM to her, Dylan? Stop. You DM'd her? You're going to get me in trouble. Don't DM her. Actually, can you just follow up to your DM to her, Dylan? Stop. You DM'd her? You're going to get me in trouble. Don't DM her. She's engaged, man. Yeah, I haven't DM'd her. That's fine.

Whatever. Dave, what did you do this weekend? Something stupid. No, I watched the Masters. Honestly, this might have been the most Masters viewing I've ever done. Wow. Big, big fan fan you know man i just got so many screens up i got my lappy open i brought some i brought like three tvs down so i

had like 18 screens in my living room just watching amen corner featured every hole going uh yeah literally a lot of people don't know there's a feed for every hole so i was just watching i was just freaking dialed just making bets checking my pool on some of the screens i was like oh man how am i doing in this pool i was leading one pool for uh on friday and then i got like 68th i finished dead last in my my friend draft what's your punishment nothing i just lost 20 bucks. Okay. But I was 28 strokes behind the leader. Not great. Not great.

Doesn't seem great. Not great. Who did you play? Bryson? No, I didn't have Bryson. My first pick was Koepka. He did all right. You had Jason Day, didn't you?

No. Oh. Kevin Na. We pick eight players. Four have to make the cut. You pick your top four to make it to the weekend. Got it. That's how it works.

Got it. So you pick your top four to make it to the weekend. Got it. That's how it works. Got it. My buddy and new circling back listener, Clint Pullen. I just named him. Hey, if you're looking for insurance in the Dallas-Fort Worth area, hit him up. Shouts to Clint, man.

He hooked me up with the – his original goal was the Masters food thing. He's like, hey, he heard us talking about it a couple weeks ago. He's like, hey, y'all can have mine. Because he's been to the master's multiple times i don't know how he pulls that but he's like y'all i'll send it to the office or i'll send it to you you bring it to the office and y'all can eat it and whatever well didn't get there till friday which is fine but um i basically ate pimento cheese and barbecue and egg salad all weekend. Egg salad's fine. Never had it before. That's the only question mark that everyone has.

Yeah. That's crazy to me. It's how the egg salad travels. It traveled fine. What did you do with the dry ice? I made a bomb. Nice. I was hoping you'd say that.

Yeah. Deodorant bottle, dry ice water. Yeah, it's real fun. It's very loud. Egg salad was fine. Yeah, it is weird that I'd never had that. Yeah. I don't know.

I just have never had it. What did you have for lunch on Sundays growing up after church, man? We were just an egg salad family. We were fasting. Oh. I don't know. Barbecue was really good. Pork barbecue was actually like, I don't know what I expected.

I was like, okay, just nothing else, just barbecue on a sandwich. They tell you to do some white bread. Apparently they do some white bread, and they're touting on their little card how good the white bread in Augusta is. That's what they call it. It must be the water, the mineral content of the water when they make the yeast or whatever. They bring the water in from New York, actually. A lot of people don't know that.

Really? Yeah. That's interesting. I watched Game Day. I don't know if you guys caught any of the Game Day. It was very uneventful. Ike's Pond? Ike's Pond.

That was... What? It kind of sucked. Yeah. It was like, okay, I'd rather just be watching the Masters right now. And I switched it. Yeah, that's what I did. I was like, well, there's...

Yeah, it was the same time as the actual term. Yeah, I was like, there's I'd rather just be watching the Masters right now. And I switched it. Yeah, that's what I did. I was like, well, there's – It was the actual term. Yeah, I was like, there's contenders on the course. I guess I'll watch that instead of this. Yeah. It was fine. You know, cool. Good for them on Ike's Pond. Yeah, it was fine.

It was a cool view. Cool view. Yeah. But it was like, they'd, like'd talk to a coach and be like, hey, so you also like golf, right? Yeah. They'd talk to the Stanford coach. He had a fun tiger anecdote.

And you're like, okay, I've seen enough. I'll go put on the actual Masters now. As it is on, concurrently. Van Pelt fit in. Van Pelt's good. He could do that show tomorrow. He's got the clout. He's good. He's allowed to do whatever. Is heelt fit in. Van Pelt's good. He could do that show tomorrow. He's got the clout. He's good.

He's allowed to do whatever. Is he the best in the game? I'll put him up against anybody. He handles big moments, I think, better than anybody else. I don't know if he's – I'm not ready to say he's the best in the game. I don't have anyone to put above him. But when I want to look to somebody for guidance when it comes to something big that happens in sports, he always has a take that I'm, like with i love van pelt yeah he's great is he is our offers

letter still out to him or did he actually officially turn it down maybe he was trying to get through this masters so stay tuned okay oh okay keep an eye out i'm maybe Well, maybe. What was in H-Town? Horny Town? Yep. Houston, Texas, this weekend. I tried two things for the first time. I had Ninfa's. You familiar with Ninfa's?

Apparently it's like a sister restaurant of El Tiempo. Very good. Didn't know that part, but yeah, I've been to Ninfa's before. Very good. I didn't know that until recently. And there was a Neen Fuzz in San Marcos. There was one in Waco, too, I think. And it's fine.

It was good. It was fun. It's good. Yeah. Good stuff. Damn, you know what's good? Instead of saying since 1973 on their site, it says death day in 1973. Oh, that's fun.

That's legit. Very good margaritas. Very good queso. So that was fun. What about the salsa, Brett? Why don't you just stop burying the leaves? Actually, wait a second. I go to Caroline and I was like, I really enjoy this salsa. Would you look at that? I said

this is awesome salsa. I like this salsa. Well, god darn it. It wasn't like paste. It tasted like tombstone pizza sauce, which is interesting. Oh, okay. That's one of the weirder things. Did you hear Dylan got exposed last week? Oh, I did.

I didn't get exposed. No, you kind of got exposed. No, I didn't. How hard did Sally get exposed? Do I need to shield her ears? No. No, Sally was never. She never said anything bad about pace.

I disagree with her take about pace, but she was never anti-pace. Yeah. Like Dylan was clearly anti-Pace. No, I was. I do have worries that if there was – The people are yet to pull up audio actually exposing me. Just wait. Might have a little surprise segment.

Expose him. Go for it, dog. You were – Never mind. I'll wear it if it happened. I think we decided that we could get in a circular argument over this because my take wasn't that it's solid, awesome artisanal salsa. I just like it even though it's cheap and trash. Okay, I know it's – I'm not going to rehash this.

Don't say artisanal salsa. Your take was that – your take, if I remember correctly, was that you prefer it more. Correct. I prefer it over anything. That's fine. That's fine. If I'm at a party and the only thing there is paste salsa, yes, I'm eating the paste salsa.

I'm not going to be like, oh my, can I get that away from you? Yeah. That being said. I'll leave the party. If someone cracks open another jar of something a little more high end, I'm probably going to gravitate towards that instead of the paste. But I still eat paste. Yeah.

I made the perfect analogy. It's like Domino's. Yeah, it's trash pizza, but it's still good. You're still going to eat it. It's good. Okay. I enjoy Domino's Pizza, or I say Pizza Hut, actually. KJ pointed this out.

Pizza Hut. The reason that's not the perfect analogy is because when you go to the store to buy salsa, there's probably 40 options, whereas, like, delivery pizza, there's, like, I don't know, three? No, there's probably 40 options. Whereas, like, delivery pizza, there's like, I don't know, three? No, there's a million. Oh, come on. Depending on where you are. We've got small town listeners. Sorry, I'm making it sound like he does have the perfect analogy, and he does.

My analogy is fantastic. Your analogy stinks. It's great. You go to the store, I'm not going to pick you out pace, but if it's in front of me at a party, I'm going to enjoy it. That's the point I'm making. Well, first of all, that doesn't make sense because you don't even party. Okay. No one talked about that. Good point Dave. I just nerf blasted Look at the little round drum on the nerf gun out of here, dude. Okay. Hey secure the bag or drop the bag nerf

If only we had 54 million YouTube subscribers We're getting there that really how many do perfect ass. Yep. I checked this morning. Yeah, We're getting there. Is that really how many do Perfect Tests? Yep. I checked this morning. Yeah, we're not there. We need to do like some kind of stage brand activation for them. Where we just like... Randy just comes in and doesn't tell us and just unloads on us with the Nerf gun. We could do that.

Well, you know... Okay, this is so dumb. You know, Drew wanted to do that. Lily's husband Drew. He wanted to just start us on PGP. He wanted us to just start using a Nerf gun and just going into people's offices and just unloading on them with it and just posting it. Okay, that's the Ari Gold thing with the paintball gun. Yeah, he wanted us to just ambush people in the office and just record people's reactions. You don't shoot your employees, no matter what they've done, with a paintball gun. Those paintball thingies hurt.

He was firing. Someone once said. Have you seen that episode? He acquires a media branch. Yeah, yeah. Or an agency, ad agency. And he fires people by shooting them with paintball guns. And he said something like hilariously homophobic in front of Lloyd.

Yeah, he did that too. Then Lloyd started his own thing. I don't remember the show. Did you shoot somebody with a paintball gun? Almost. Yeah, I almost did. That's right. We talked about this.

Yeah. Justice Smitty, front of the program, almost took him out with a paintball gun because the backdrop that we put up that was supposed to catch the paintballs worked for a couple shots until it didn't work. Then it went through and almost hit Smitty in the ear, which would have been tough. That's why I like J.R. Hickey's whole pod on that.

What was the Entourage one? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Because it pointed out the stuff that went down on that show, that show doesn't get made now. No. Most shows.

A lot of shows don't. Especially that one. There are a couple Frasier episodes that need to get removed from the catalog. I'll put that out there. I'll get ahead of one. There are a couple of Frasier episodes that need to get removed from the catalog. I'll put that out there. I'll get ahead of it. I don't support all Frasier episodes. There's one or two out there that need to get gone.

Did something on Saturday that is going to surprise people. I had Chick-fil-A breakfast for the first time. What'd you go with? What? Bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Wait a minute. Yeah. For the first time?

First time. How is that possible? I've only... That day you met us with Klein. Okay, egg, and cheese biscuit. Wait a minute. Yeah. For the first time? First time. How is that possible? I've only, I've had. The day you met us with Klein. Okay, egg salad guy. The day we played Wolf Dancer, I swear we stopped at Chick-fil-A. Did you not get food? I don't get food in the mornings.

You got a milkshake. I drink your milkshake. I'm an oil man. Wolf Dancer with Klein, like the day one. The first day. No, before you even. Yeah. You were just, you were kicking tires down here.

Yeah. Klein had Chick-fil-A, and we met at like a Starbucks. How do you remember that? I'm a super-remember. I'm surprised you don't know that about me. A year and a half ago. Big brain on this dude. Twas.

2020, man. Loves brain. I got galaxy brain going. Yeah. Are you on the flow state? I don't know what that means. Anyway. I've been taking alpha brain brain i'll get ahead of it i've never had chick-fil-a breakfast okay what really what's wrong with y'all you've done what a burger though right yes okay yeah i've just never done chick-fil-a for some reason no that's not because i'm opposed to it sounds

great chicken in the morning can be dicey i don't eat I don't eat egg in the morning a lot, and so I kind of just avoid most places. Like if I go breakfast, you've seen me. I get a sausage biscuit from McDonald's. No egg on it. They do a breakfast sandwich. I think it's called the egg white grill. Could be wrong. Oh, it's what?

It's egg and grilled chicken. A lot of people are freaked out by that because it's like two different versions of, you know. But it doesn't bother me i eat the shit out of it that's my chicken people weirded out by it did y'all know it's the anniversary of the chicken kid like a year ago or something fried chicken i just love fried chicken happy anniversary chicken kid oh yeah the buffalo chicken kid oh big hell he was gonna have a tough he had a tough day yesterday on his anniversary also my dad's birthday shots to another big anniversary over the weekend, which I texted Joel about.

Getting laid off from Grandex. It happened over the weekend. Big. Big. Two years ago. How has Micah not worn that jacket? That jacket's sick. It is tight.

He has like a throwback Spurs that he was wearing in the pick. And I have like a scar on my face for some reason. From hunting, remember? Is that when I scoped myself? Yeah. Oh, crap. The Grand X stuff was just insult to literal injury. And I had a broken leg.

I had a broken leg. We were just a rough group. Things weren't going well. No, that was a dark day. That was a dark day. I have to say, Will, you look so much thinner now. You didn't look big then, but your face is just thinner. Yeah, I think when I lost most of my weight over this last couple years,

I think I've lost most of it just in my neck. It's a good place to lose it. Yeah, for sure. Definitely. For sure. Yeah, my waist size has maybe gone down an inch, maybe. It's a good thing, though. I got to finish up.

Saturday, real quick, shouts to Gloria and Steve, put together an awesome master spread. Fantastic homemade pimento cheese. Pimento cheese? I kept doing that. Pimento? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Pimento. That's not going to get talked about at all. Sorry. We won't let that go. What did you get from Chick-fil-A? Bacon, egg, and cheese on a biscuit. The honey butter chicken. Is it the honey butter chicken biscuit?

That's what they call it at Whataburger. It's just called like the chicken, I don't know. It's fantastic. Their breakfast, I think, is better than Whataburger. Come at me. Okay. I dare you. I got the bag.

You keep doing that. Yeah. I'm just on a Drew Locke kick. Pulled porch sliders. Phenomenal. Phenomenal. That was it. Came home yesterday

after the Bills got you know that's a tough tough one Will? I didn't do much Friday we were sitting at a hotel

watched the Masters there Saturday had to leave Mexico did you get those lobster tacos? no so I didn't

I didn't really get much dumbass I didn't really get much at the hotel. I don't know. I was like a little weirded out by the food. They're so good. I didn't get much. I'm sorry.

But yeah, I actually watched a lot of the Masters, considering I was out of town for a very inconvenient portion of it. Dude, how many screens did you have up? Dude, I had like all the screens, dog. No, the great thing about it is that one really cool thing about being in Mexico is that they don't always have American feeds for this stuff, so I got to enjoy the TSN feed. I will say

the announcers on the TSN feed of the Masters are some of the worst announcers I've ever heard. Remind me what TSN is. It's like the ESPN of Canada. Sure is. The Sports Network. It was just bad. It was just bad. And so, when we finally moved to the hotel, we got to actually get ESPN coverage, which was nice.

On the flight home, I saw absolutely none of it. But I did do some rewatching on Saturday when I got home finally. And then Sunday, I just settled in, got real, real comfy on that couch and just watched DJ take it home. Bro, I didn't move from my freaking couch yesterday. Yeah. Dude, count my steps on my phone. Count them. My whoop was like, are you alive?

Are you okay? I didn't call somebody. My TV was like, are you still watching, dude? Yeah, I'm watching. I'm watching my other screens, too. Dude, yeah. Master's guy is my favorite. I am master's guy.

You were master's guy this year. I was. Dylan, you watching that F1 yesterday? No. Slippery track, bro. Turkey was crazy. Did they get that dog? Did they watching that F1 yesterday? No. Slippery track, bro. Turkey was crazy. Did they get that dog? Did they get that dog?

Turkey? Yeah, they were in Turkey. It was the Turkish GP, dude. Oh, they were in Turkey. Yeah, it was raining. Lewis Hamilton started sixth. He took it, though. Of course he did.

Took about 30 seconds. Are you kidding? Won the world championship. People forget that I saw him win the world championship last year in Austin. He could have let the air out of his tires before a race or something and just throw him off. It's kind of annoying. He's unbeatable. Yeah.

It was a fun day at qualifying the day before, though. Did they get that dog? No, the dog was killed. Was it? No, it wasn't killed. Holy. The dog's fine. Come on.

What dog? A dog got it. He sent a text. I sent him a text, dude. Read my text. Dude, you must have been so dialed on the freaking sent a text. I sent him a text, dude. Read my text. Dude, you must have been so dialed on the freaking masters. Maybe you didn't get him. I really didn't read your text.

There was a dog on the track. There's a dog on the track. That's not good. No. Did you save him? I think they saved him. To be honest, I don't know if they saved him. No, I think that they had to have.

Were they turkey? He could have gotten smoked. Was Erdogan there? I don't know what that means. Remember Erdogan? Is that like a Game of Thrones character? Now you say his yeah was erdogan there i don't know what that means is that like a game of thrones character now you say his name erdogan erdogan erdogan erdogan erdogan pimento he survived a coup years back no one really talks about it lasted like a koozer tight okay so we're saying. Some are saying. Oh, and then last night your boy started the crown.

Dude, I'm in on this. People are talking about it. I'm in on this. Dave, are you watching? I'm going to start it tonight. All right. If you see your wife's phone light up and it's a text from me, I promise it's about the crown. I'm not just texting Alyssa.

I wouldn't want to have to come over and beat you senseless. There aren't that many people that I can talk to about the crown outside of Sally and Alyssa. Alyssa always has really good takes. It's finally gotten to the point, the period of time where I'm like, okay, this is interesting to me because we're at Diana, right? Correct. And this is where it gets kind of juicy. I think that if you watch this season, you will want to go back and watch the others. But if you want to get into The Crown, I will say that I do think you can watch this season without watching the other three. I think you can jump in and get all

in on Princess Diana. I started watching a show that I'm not ready to recommend to anybody after it was recommended to me by a few. Schitt's Creek. Be careful. Sally loves it. It's not great. Sally loves it. I keep wanting to love it. It's just okay. Wait until after season one is what everyone says. Dude, just wait. I just started season two, so I'll give it some more time. Everyone says get through season one and then they start

hitting their stride and they start getting it. Okay. Did you not talk about your bed? Everyone says get through season one, and then they start hitting their stride, and they start getting it. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Did you not talk about your bed? Did I have a water bed? Oh, yeah. The bed came yesterday. That was cool.

Yeah. Pottery barn. A little follow-up on a steam room of past. They delivered it yesterday morning. We got the text saying that they were going to be there in 10 minutes. Crisp 45 minutes later, they showed up. The guy led me into my room and he said, I'm going to show you these two things on the bed right here. Your bed is damaged.

He's like, I'm taking photos and I'm sending them along. I'm not sure what they'll do about it. I was like, great. This is wonderful. Thank you. I'll say the delivery guy, total G. As far as Pottery Barn has gone, they're not very receptive to the damaged bed that they delivered to our place. So we might just be sitting on a damaged bed from Pottery Barn.

What's the damage? Just severe dents on the corners of the bed. Yeah, they got to fix that. I already briefed Sally. I said, if they tell you to turn it around, that's your clearance to go off on them. And they're like, well, have you checked the other side? Are there dents on the other side?

If they do that, I'm like, no, that's when we need to really turn a corner and get back. But other than that, yeah, your boy slept hard on that bed last night. So new frame is what you got. Just new frame. You have a mattress and a box spring? Yeah, nothing crazy. All right. I need a box spring.

We're not fancy bed people, man. I wish we were. I'm still rocking that Lisa. Let's go, dude. Shout out to Grand X right I love my Lisa we are about to have to upgrade

our mattress you going waterbed? Alyssa listen to that second race car bed that's tight yeah oh you have to buy another mattress too for your child

yes which we have we have done all that oh good luckily good but yeah I am in the market wait did you have?

Is the child here? Wants to drop the bag. Is the child here? What's wrong with you? Did you guys have this kid while I was in Mexico? No, no, no. Oh.

I threw out that maybe the baby could sleep in Randy's little his little dog bed. Sure. Because it is whatever the brand is. Tempur-Pedic.

Yeah, it's Tempur-Pedic. But that got shot down. Like, we're just trying to save money here. And it's a, whatever the brand is. Tempur-pedic. Yeah, it's Tempur-pedic. But that got shot down. Like, we're just trying to save money here. And it's in fucking cute vibes. One time I told Sally I wanted them to make dog beds for humans. And she was like, so you just want a beanbag chair in our apartment? I was like, yeah. Yeah.

Sounds swag. You guys don't have a beanbag? No, we had to get rid of it. Didn't have room. Had to get rid of it for the Peloton. What kind of beans are in a beanbag? Pinto. Frijoles. Si. Lima't have room. Had to get rid of it for the Peloton. What kind of beans are in a bean bag? Pinto. Frijoles.

Lima. Kidney. I'd ask what Randy did on a Friday night, but luckily we have an email. Randy had himself a Friday. This is why people tuned in. Yeah, Randy. Friday night at 9.30pm he unexpectedly emails all of us. Should I just read it?

Yes. I woke up Sunday morning and saw that we had an email from Randy that just said, like, it just said hard to reach. Hard to reach. From 9.30 on Friday night. Yeah. By the way, we don't need to reach you at 9.30 on Friday, typically. Yeah. Randy, let us know, like, maybe Sunday night.

But, like, I don't want to, like, I don't want you to be worried that we're just, like, hitting you up about making clips or anything. All right. I'm going to read this. But if I get up abruptly, it's because I have to go to the bathroom pretty badly. Cool, cool. But I'm going to make it through. Okay, Dave.

Hello, fellow colleges. Hot start. I think you misspelled colleagues there. So it starts off kind of normal, right? I'm writing to inform you that the current predicament I find myself in, I may be a little hard to reach this weekend. I am currently dealing with a situation that has set back my ability to communicate.

Okay. Normal. Normal. I was doing mad radical BMX style tricks, T-R-I-X, on my bike and totally ate it. That's what you get for going full send, I guess. Haha, no regrets. Exclamation marks.

Yeah. Four or five of them. I count four. going full send, I guess. Haha, no regrets. Exclamation marks are living it out. Yeah, four or five of them. I count four. Yo, bad news, though. I totally wrecked my phone screen, bro. So not chill. Another exclamation. But you should have seen me flying over my handlebars.

So steez, dude. Randy, what's wrong with you? Three more exclamation points. Three more, yeah. I know some of you may be concerned. We weren't. But I have suffered

no injuries. So no need to fret. I will be spending this weekend remedying the situation. I will be either replacing the screen or purchasing a new phone.

It may be time to invest in my future without a home button. I plan to have this resolved come clock in Monday morning. Who says clock-in Monday morning? Yeah, we don't even have a clock. Yeah, we don't have a clock.

Midwestern, Indiana, that's that. So if you need me, like, hit the email. So can you reread that sentence? So if you need me, comma, like, comma, hit the email. I can still scope the notice on the home the home screen but can't hit you back my first thought was did you injure your head like is this because like what second thought is he he immediately remedied his injury with alcohol because he seemed very intoxicated but he assures us that he was completely sober here he has not a scratch on him. Yeah. I'm going to be chilling at the pad while I'm out fixing the prob.

So hit me here, fam. Wait, say that last sentence. I'm going to be chilling at the pad while I'm not out fixing the prob. So hit me here, fam. Another exclamation. Regards, Randall Trimbaki. A lot of fluff in this email. Like a lot of extraneous info kind of takes away.

I guess they might say buried the lead a little bit. Like he could have just been like, hey, crack my screen, guys. I'm going to be hopefully getting it fixed tomorrow. Email me if you need me. Oh, he sends a follow-up email too. He flared it up. Because I responded. Did he just call his colleges?

Yeah, Dillard responded within three minutes. Yeah. Like I said, I wasn't doing anything over the weekend, so I had time. I had time. So I was worried that he got hurt, and I wanted to respond with, don't care, because we had just had that. We just did Cutler Talk. But I was like, well, what if he's hurt? So he responded to my email with, yo, I totally meant colleagues.

I don't have Grammarly on this pewter. Autocorrect really boned me, exc totally meant colleagues. I don't have Grammarly on this pewter. Autocorrect really boned me! Unbelievable. I sincerely regret this error and hope it doesn't reflect poorly on my ability to perform at a high level. Deuces, Randeezy! Who is emailing like that? Like, Weekend Randy is a whole different beast. Tell us what you're on.

It doesn't matter. We don't drug test. He's a weird guy. That's just me. It sounds like Randy was doing something this weekend. It could have been the alcohol. That's one of the best emails. That was Randy's weekend. Should we print that out and just have it up somewhere in there?

Yeah, I think so. Oh, my gosh. I'm going to do a live reading of it at the Christmas party and have Randy reenact everything that happened. I would love to see... He spelled tricks with an X. He did. Great yogurt. Which confused me. I was like, was he eating cereal?

What happened here? By the way, we're having a full-on meeting about a Christmas party tomorrow. No, after this podcast. Dylan called a four-minute meeting. A four-minute meeting after this, yeah. I'm not prepared. I'm timing it. I'm not prepared.

Oh, yeah. I was going to say that. What do you need to prepare? You can time it on your phone now, Dave, because you have a lot of screens that are now freed up now that the Masters is done. I took it off my home bar. Did you know I had it on my home bar?

Oh, wow. That's dedication. That's how much I love the Masters. You know what the cool thing about the Masters is? It's another one that's less than five months away. That is really cool. I bet you DJ's going to win again, right? Do you think DJ's kind of annoyed that he can't just chill for a year

with his green jacket and shit? I don't know. I bet you he's doing okay. Yeah, he's probably in a good mood today. Yeah, he's probably okay. Oh, shucks. I have to get this back in five months? Oh, man.

Man. Randy, I'm glad that you're okay. Me too. So steez. So steez. What a weekend. Oh, Randy. Weekend's over, though. I'm only thinking about dinner right now. You guys know what you're having for dinner tonight? Dylan doesn't. Not yet. I've got a couple options,

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No. I've used this a lot. You're like the Postmates king. I don't like to brag, but yes, I am. Do they have, like, you have to have, like, a reward status with them at this point. I'm not supposed to talk about it,

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Anything you need, anytime you need it, just Postmate it. Man, you guys see this North Korea news? I did. You see this, Dave? I did. Images suggest North Korea might be training dolphins for military purposes. Now, dolphins are... I'm not going to do a dolphin noise.

I did a dolphin noise. That's a scary... Man, I do not want to get any smoke from that dolphin. I'm actually going to do this entire segment in dolphins. That sounded like ghost dolphin. Oh, God. Sorry, Brett. That's okay.

You guys know that dolphins are the second most intelligent animal on the planet? They're very smart. Next to what? Very smart. Next to Sasquatch. Humans are three. Sasquatch is very smart, if you believe what they say. There's a whole, there's like telecommuting.

What was it? The Wood Ape? Isn't that what they're called? Didn't we learn that on Spooky Season? The Wood Ape Conservancy. Yeah. Shout out to all my Wood Apes out there. We're going to Vancouver, Will.

We decided. I'm in. I've been trying to go there for a very long time. Banff's there too, so we can hit. This brings... Three countries now have militarized dolphin programs. Let me guess. North Korea.

Russia. This third one's... No, it's right under your nose, quite literally. United States of America? Oh, yeah. We're doing dolphins? Since the cold war. Yeah.

That's sick. Mind detection, all sorts of stuff. Probably way more dope stuff. Well, this says, New satellite imagery suggests that North Korea might be training dolphins for military purposes. The United States Naval Institute reports that the newly released satellite imagery, which was acquired through Shadowbreak International, kind of a tight name for a company,

features what could be dolphin pens. The evidence points towards such a program existing as far back as october 2015 with one site near a naval base in nampo a port city on the west coast of the country kim jong-un has continued to expand the country's military capability when he was first named the supreme leader of north korea 2011 so hold on what do these do? What don't they do is a better question, Will. They're basically Navy SEALs that can stay underwater for a hell of a lot longer than we can without a breathing apparatus. Why don't they just use SEALs?

I was going to say, there's precedent there. If SEALs can already do this, why would you train dolphins to do it? Because SEALs can't grab a human's leg and drag them to the bottom of the floor and drown them. Can't SEALs stay water for longer than dolphins can? Here's a question. Can dolphins operate on sand for a minute? I think you would think they could survive a minute. Could they crawl up and then crawl back in?

I don't think that's likely. Do you believe in the evolutionary theory that some say that's what happened? I don't know. And now what happened? The fish crawled out of the ocean. Yeah. The next thing you know, the whole turned into a gorilla.

Right. That's what they say. Or a Komodo dragon. That is what they say. What? Now then, I just thought that's something

that I did this past trip that it kind of bummed me out. Oh. I ate Trey Salache's cake. Okay. By the ocean and I didn't do anything with it. Oh.

Like how, how do. Like how do you do that? How do I not get an IG off with me eating Tres Leches cake by the ocean? You need to do a lap. A content lap. I was going to say, I can't do a lap in the ocean.

I'm no longer by it and it would take a really long time. We'd never see you again. No, it'd be a real bitch. So what are they saying that they're going to, they just know that there's a dolphin pen. They don't know these dolphins are just going to be used for like intelligence gathering. Like that's one thing you can do. You strap some kind of like sensor on them and you say, all right, dolphin, go get them. And then you let them go and they go out and they can get all close to shore.

They can sense mines and torpedoes. They can insert or inspect objects into the seabed like cables or sonar arrays. They can use the dolphins for maintenance on these things. They can also see in murky water with echolocation. Echolocation is a big part of that. So, honestly, not a terrible ally. I'll say that. No, I mean, as far as underwater allies go, you've got Nessie and dolphins.

I was trying to tie that in somehow. You did well. Thank you. Dylan, do you have any takes on your boy Kim Jong-un? If you're using these things for, you know, like, I don't trust North Korea. I don't trust that. Well, that's a hot take. I don't trust dolphins in the hands of that crazy fucker.

You think we should intervene? Here's the thing. Would we bomb the dolphin pens? That would be sad. What's your problem? You said you don't trust them. I trust the dolphins. I don't trust them in the hands of—

Dude, what if we sent in the seals to save the dolphins? Mind blown. The Navy seals or the seals that we've trained? Tell me. I don't know. I can see him sending these things on kamikaze-style missions, you know? Use them for cool shit, yeah, but don't use them for anything. What's the cool shit?

You'll be happy. No, Dylan, we also have a program here in the United States. Nothing nefarious. Don't strap any explosive to these things, you know what I'm saying? You never know with that guy. He's crazy. He's fucking crazy. He's the rocket man.

He's crazy. So that's my take. Damn, you crushed that. Just a proxy war between the United States dolphins and the North Korean dolphins. Yeah, I think it's fairly common. I think Russia probably had this. I know Ukraine did. I did some research on this because I was like really bored

whenever you sent it. And I know we have it. Yeah. We use whales too. Yeah, I know animals I use by militaries all over the world for different things.

If you're making the Dillon military, who's, what are you? Just don't, you know. Adilitary. Just don't put them in harm's way. You know? They're innocent. That's kind put them in harm's way, you know.

They're innocent creatures. So here's kind of how this works. If you're dropping into real life for dance. Oh, shit, let's go. What animals do you want next to you? I want a jag. Just badass cat, dude. I want a jag. I just want gorillas.

I want, like, I want a honey badger you know just to go like to Scout Scout scenes for me and can report back he's not afraid of anything dude I think he smokes much weed to actually I was you say put him in like a 4-3 or 3-4 well I think about that like the animal like the actual honey badger you know yeah I want like 10,000 rats stop we. We're not doing that one again. No, you want birds. Rats have been used in warfare. Yeah, for torture. Spreading disease.

And for spreading disease. Intentionally. Also torture. Also torture, Dave says. I don't know. Remember Game of Thrones? Dude, right? Isn't that crazy?

Right? Crazy. That wouldn't happen, right? That absolutely happened. It's a nice day for a red wedding. Oh, man. You see that red wedding? I actually didn't go to Mexico.

I watched Game of Thrones for a week. Really? Mm-hmm. Sheesh. Yeah. While you were gone, we learned Will had tres leches by the ocean. That's three milks. And didn't do a gram with it.

I've really messed up it's an opportunity i'll never get back if you eat trace leches by the ocean you need to make sure that you get a gram off have you seen that music video cake by the ocean or trace leches by the ocean the first one cake i have not it's a jonas brother yeah the fat jewish is in it and it ruins the song the song sucks the song was already ruined because it's absolute pure trash he didn't ruin the song don't act like that's a good Jonas brothers did um which one is that I want Larry Jonas his band I'm not sure isn't it Jonas Jonas I I was pulling Jonas I pulled up to grand the grand x one day, and I heard a car just whip into the parking lot, and I was so confused. But I figured, like, whatever.

It's probably like J-Bone or something. It's probably Boosh. And I see this woman, and she parks her car, and Cake by the Ocean is blasting at a level that I can't even describe how loud it was. She's turning up. It was so loud. And she's 45 years old, old and i'm like did she just bust into this parking lot blasting cake by the ocean it was clear from that moment on i was like this song slaps

yeah she was gonna have a day she's probably going to the chiropractor actually get that back cracked that back blown out by dr bob Bob? Yeah. She was probably, like, all sore from, like, daggering to cake by the ocean all weekend. God. You know I've been going to him?

The Jonas Brothers? Dr. Bob. Oh. The Undertaker's chiropractor? Like, everyone's. He's good. I've been to him once.

We've always said that if you're gonna go to a chiropractor, go to one that has professional wrestlers on her roster. Yeah. That's when you know he's good. Michael Dell.

Yeah. Like, if it's good enough for Dell... You're a billionaire, David. Dude, I'm getting a Dell. Randy has a Dell. So Steeze. So Steeze. Oh, man.

Any closing thoughts on these freaking dolphins? Just treat the dolphins well, is all I'm saying. I love dolphins, man. Any closing thoughts on these freaking dolphins? Yeah, just treat the dolphins well is all I'm saying. I love dolphins, man. They're tight animals. Very intelligent. They're cool. Yeah, they're very smart.

Did you all know that they're the second most intelligent species on Earth? I swam with them before. You ever swim with a dolphin? No, I want to. Dude, it's so cool. It's kind of cruel. It's so cool, man. They're in captivity.

It's kind of cruel, Dylan. You're right. You're right. That's fair. It is fun. It is fun. It's so cool, man. They're in captivity. It's kind of cruel, Dylan. You're right. You're right. That's fair. It is fun. It is fun. It is fun. I know.

They push you across the water. It's dope, man. It's terrible. When I look back at going to SeaWorld and stuff, I'm like, well, that was tight. But it is depressing to think about. That being said, my memories are always going to be fond of my time at SeaWorld. Yeah. Didn't you call your dorm room SeaWorld for a little bit?

No, I didn't. No, we had another one last week. That's every week, Dave. Every week there's something new. Yeah. I'm trying to think what would be, like, a really, like, dope animal to have, like, in combat. Elephants used to – back in the day. Get out of here, dude.

Elephants? In, like, 17th century warfare. All you got to do is run zigzag and you're safe. Like, what's the big deal? You're going to – elephant comes at your line of people in the day. Get out of here, dude. Elephant. In like 17th century warfare. All you got to do is run zigzag and you're safe. Like, what's the big deal? Elephant comes at your line of people in 1775. Zigzag, dog. No one's zigzagging in 1775. They're walking up to each other with like muskets and fire.

I don't know if that time frame. He wouldn't know what to do. When was Napoleon? He was... 1800s? He's not an agile animal. Doesn't matter. I think you're not giving dolphins, elephants enough credit.

I think they can get moving, like a rhino can. Ooh, a hippo. A hippo's the one. Ooh. Amphibious. They start militarizing hippos, then we've got a problem. Have you seen that video where the thing chases the boat down? You know that...

Oh, my God. It's like the highest number of deaths by is, I think, as a hippo. Outside of Australia. And the wood ape. Which are? I just think, like, we're over on the world. I think hippo is the deadliest animal, for humans, that is. They're hungry.

Yeah, they're eating. Some are hungry. So they survive. Yeah. I didn't realize how recently Napoleon lived. Dude, the whole squad eats when you're with me. Holy shit. It's crazy that, like,

he just died a few years ago. Napoleon? He died in 1821. Like, that's only 200 years ago. It's not that long ago. Damn. Bad boy shit. So, like, was he that short?

It says he was 5'6". Was he that short in the 1800s? I feel like 5'6 was pretty decent. Dylan, what do you think? I think they wronged him a little bit. I've seen renderings of him. Artist renderings. Yeah, he's you think? I think they wronged him a little bit. I've seen renderings of him, artist renderings.

Yeah, he's about 5'5". Okay. Oh, you think he rounded up? Yeah, he gave himself that half. For the tail of the tape. Think about how the world would be different if Napoleon had dynamite. Let's just shut down this episode.

Wow, you got pegs on your bike I don't want to do a podcast Where we do Napoleon Dynamite Vote for Pedro That's the second one of the episode Oh dude you should have tweeted that On like a week ago Vote for Pedro Oh that's bad

It's a sledgehammer Those are like the only two lines I remember I remember Pedro's brother her cousin Pedro's cousin

the fucking lowrider it's a good movie it is a good movie I don't know if it's one that I'll watch again but like I enjoyed that I've seen it first time I watched it

I was like what the hell did I just watch I can see you hating it no I didn't I'm surprised you don't have bad takes on this oh I liked it the first time I was too confused by it to you hating it. No, I didn't. I'm surprised you don't have bad takes on this. Oh, I liked it.

The first time I was too confused by it to enjoy it. Because you were definitely Hilary Duff's sister's boyfriend. Hilary Duff's... I don't remember that character. You remember this so much better than I do. Hilary Duff's sister, isn't that? Oh, yeah. Hayley?

Is that her name? Oh, yeah. Hayley Duff? Brett, can you fact check that? Yeah, sorry. I found a really weird fact, and then I'm fact checking it. Share it. No, share it blindly. Yeah, sorry, I just found a really weird fact, and I'm fact-checking. Share it.

No, share it blindly. Freshwater snails kill like 10,000 people a year. What? I don't know how. 20,000. Oh, they carry parasitic worms that make your intestines bleed out. Yikes. No one makes me bleed my own blood. What the fuck?

I didn't need to. Now every lake I go in, I'm like. I feel like that doesn't happen around here that much, though. You know? Because it would be like snail warnings, you know? There's only one non-mad made lake in Texas. These snails kill over 200,000 people a year? What?

Snail I think the actor was I think the character's name was Dan You don't remember the I'm not that guy You might be that guy Go on You might be that guy

It's a bread with a flat top Played by Trevor Snarr You guys are familiar Should we have a bread with a flat top? Yeah No You sure? I think

I don't Like I wouldn't do hair stuff no matter what. I'd buy out of any hair-related punishment for anything. Oh, okay. Just saying. What's the bet? I don't know. Will was just going to make me do it. I'm not going to make you do anything, Brett.

Also, I mean, mosquitoes, they say, are the deadliest animal. But that's like... Kind of doesn't count, though. Man, you know, I say that man is the deadliest animal. They're number two. Except for all the destruction. They're number two. Behind snails?

Behind mosquitoes. Oh. Ooh, mosquitoes. That would be a good one to go into battle with. I agree. Not like... Maybe like two weeks later. Yeah, it takes a long payoff, though. Yeah, be a good one to go into battle with. I agree. Not like, maybe like two weeks later. Yeah, it takes a long payoff, though.

Yeah, but you're just getting like, no, not even like diseased ones. Just the annoyance factor? Yeah, like the other guys are just out there itching. Like, ah, I can't fight back this attack because I'm itching. Because I got bit by mosquitoes conceivably. I'm not seeing it. Oh, okay. Give me eagles.

Just like fucking raptor birds. Just Carson Wentz throwing ducks. I don't know. I'm still going with gorillas, dude. Just me and a pack of gorillas just hanging. A bunch of silverbacks. Just going. Just tearing limbs off people.

Let's go. Chimpanzees, they'll tear your dick off. They will? They go for the fingers. Any appendage, really. Nothing's off limits for the, yeah. Fingers, any appendage, really. Fingers. Nothing's off limits

for them. Fingers seems just maniacal. Yeah, they don't have a code. Like, they don't, they truly don't

give a damn. Scary, man. Like, if they can grip it, they're going to rip it. Stop. Can we talk about Raycon real quick?

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Pretty excited about each one of these. Dylan? Ooh. Would you like to go NCAA basketball, football, footy, or niche recreational developments? Let's go niche recreational developments, please. Sure. For $500. Are you aware of Cabot Cliffs and Cabot Links?

Yes. Friend of the program. Yes. We will be visiting there next year. I cannot fucking wait. Well, they're coming back with a new project, Dylan, as of like five minutes ago. Cabot Revelstoke.

Okay. Quite literally between Banff and Vancouver. Really? Yes. They're doing mountain golf. We'll go on the other. Okay. Quite literally between Banff and Vancouver. Really? Yes. They're doing mountain golf. We'll go on the other. Okay. This one's west.

They're calling it Cabot Pacific. Doesn't that sound like just. Cab Pack. Sure. Do they need like a micro-influencer to go out there, maybe swing sticks a little bit? When they open this sumbitch up, yes. Okay. They certainly will.

When they open this sumbitch up, yes, they certainly will. 150-room lodge located at the base of Mount McKenzie, near the Revelstoke Mountain Resort gondola, residential offerings, and an 18-hole golf course called Cabot Pacific. Count me in. I mean, it's literally right up a rally. I don't know how excited you are or how excited you think I am about Cabot Linkstrip, but it's way up there. Good. I'm pumped good i know nothing i know really nothing about it i've just seen pictures and stuff

but it's aesthetically pleasing yeah that's what i hear of course uh do you know the thing about revelstoke it's the highest vertical drop for a ski resort in north america really yeah i mean it's not the it's not the tallest mountain but from, but from top elevation to bottom in a resort, it's the highest over a mile. How about that? Yeah. Will? Sounds like something I need to, you know, since I'm so experienced, go check out when I'm skiing. You should, Dave.

Kind of like the park. What was the thing that I went on with y'all? The second run of Dave's skiing lifetime. Oh, Terrain Park. Terrain Park, yeah. If it's like anything like that, it should really just fuck my quads up for the rest of the trip. Dave had been skiing for 12 minutes total. We took him to rails and half pipes and shit.

And powder, too. It wasn't like group. Some guy did a backflip over me. I didn't even know it was happening. I remember we were all like, man, we should have done that to Dave. I know, but the fresh pow in there was too tasty to turn down. It literally was. Will, I have some footy news.

You aware of Wrexham? Sounds familiar, yes. It is in the fifth-ranking league of English football. Yes. Well, they have new owners. This is why I've heard of him. The new owners, Dave, are Ryan Reynolds and Ron McElhenney of It's Always Sunny fame.

Ryan Reynolds has been teasing this for a bit. People have been tweeting him and doing stuff. He recently received the bag for selling his gin company. Aviation. And so, yeah, he's got a little coin to play with right now. That's Ryan Reynolds? Yep. I've seen that.

And so I guess he's – I think he made $300 million off of it? Substantial. Yeah. So now he's the proud owner of a fifth division soccer club. Yeah, he was teasing people. I think supporters of the club had been tweeting him and stuff, and he had been kind of indicating that he was trying to do so. These guys in the Bundesliga?

They might be. I think they might make an interest. They're going to do a show. They're going to be part of a series. All access? Yeah. But I think it's going to be funny because it's a semi-pro league. So you can probably just fuck around and do whatever you want.

I will say this. I have concerns regarding any team that does a show okay i get worried yeah distraction and distraction but also also i've heard from i've heard not from specific players but just i've heard reports that players are not happy with some of their like the handling of situations in public on these shows. And the soccer ones are very public and tell-all. So they're just like, yeah, maybe I don't want to get cut on television in front of a bunch of people. To be clear, these guys won't be in La Liga.

No, these guys have a few years before we'll actually hear from them. So I think we're good. Yes, the national league is what they're in. So no DH. Correct. Baseball, man. That's good. So no DH. Correct. Baseball, man. That's good. Let's go.

Long sport, dude. Finally, Dave, some news for you. The NCAA basketball tournament. Well, it's officially going to be in one spot. In one spot only. Is it Arlington? Indianapolis. Oh, even better.

An even nicer place. 68 teams in the Indianapolis metro area next year. Okay. They're going to bubble it. Good. They're going to bubble it. That's cool. That'll be fun.

That's really all I have on that. It's going to be one spot. I hope it works out because that's a fun thing. And if there's one thing that we love doing, it's just breaking down college basketball. We might have to go to Indy for that weekend. that's a fun thing. If there's one thing that we love doing, it's just breaking down college basketball. We might have to go to Indy for that weekend. It's a bubble. I'd rather go to Vegas.

We could do Vegas, too. I'd rather go to Manor. Let's go to Manor. I'm never going to Manor again. That seems... Because you shot 98? I'm kidding. I don't know what you shot that day.

I probably did shoot 98. I do like... I don't hate that course. Or a Muni. We can go. I'm kidding. I don't know what you shot that day. I probably did shoot 98. I do like – I don't hate that course. Or a Muni. We can go. I'm in. Let's go play. Today would be the day.

I'm going to hit the range later. I almost called in sick. Light tight. Hey, guys. Can't pod today. Sick. The weather's too sad. I think Dave just texted the group.

He's like, hey, I have a 930 at Kaiser sorry guys forgot I had I booked this a couple weeks ago I forgot about it it's like Monday

that's all that's all I got beautiful thank you Brett for your breaking news you truly broke news I'm gonna look into this Cabot Pacific more

because holy shit please do wait wait wait don't question this is in the middle of Canada? Where is this by? Revelstoke. Where's that?

Revelstoke. Revelstoke is British Columbia? Oh, BC. Yeah. So it's on the Pacific Ocean? Nope. And why is the name? Pacific.

Pacific Times. It's much closer to the Pacific than Cabot Links is. Very, very much. Cabot Links is on the Atlantic, basically. It's literally the Vancouver Banff area. It's between the two? Actually between the two.

Let's go. We've got to go. We have to go. She'll be ready by 2023 or something. They just announced it today. We got to go. Have to. Have to go. We'll get in bed with you. She'll be ready by 2023 or something. Yeah. They just announced it today, so it's going to be a bit. They haven't broken ground, as they say.

How long does it take to make a golf course? Like a couple days. That's it. Okay. It's longer than that. Yeah. It takes a long time, yeah. Get the caterpillars out there.

Good stuff, man. Shall we? Yeah. All right. We time, yeah. Get the caterpillars out there. Good stuff, man. Shall we? Yeah. All right. We'll see you guys Wednesday. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Bye.