Circling Back - Sherrone Moore & Jojo Siwa | Circling Back 12-11-25

Episode Date: December 11, 2025

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Mattel Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos. Oh, fuck, we're going. Hey, we're back. Sorry, I wasn't ready. Circling back Thursday. Okay. Doing the show now. My name's Dave. Welcome.

Just doing some content there. Randall Trumbacki is producing the show. I said five seconds and played the theme song. I don't know how much clearer I could have been, David. Wow, dude. I said you're producing as I do often. Wow. We'll check it out.

Hi, Dylan's doing over here. He wears boots and he thinks you can talk to Dave like that. Yeah, I guess, I guess a tough scene for the D man, another L. Dylan's here. Tell you what, I watched season, episode four of Stranger Things last night this is the one where Max

remember when Max is about to get got and she does the whole thing with the... There's some people on it for people with Beckna. There's some people who haven't even started in the series. One of the gnarliest scenes in the whole show.

Yeah, I remember that. She levitates and they put the headphones on her and they're playing that... Duolipa. Look a deal we'll go. That one? Run up that hill? It's truly... Who did that song first?

Kate Bush. It's not a good song. Kate Bush. I like it. I think it lacks... We need Micah here to really break it down. I think... Here's what I think.

I think that scene because of how dark it was, then you got the poppy song in the ears. It was, for me, it was the juxtaposition. It was a good scene. When she's like... It was a good scene. When she's running, away in like the vision it's it's one of the best scenes that's what i'm saying dog everything's

crashing it was pretty sick it's uh the season four is good man it's a good it's a good series it's a good season um there's some there's some things that kept it from being great that song being one of them but all in all it's a plus it's a plus season i think you're going to enjoy season five that's that's the part uh you're kind of on your will's brother-in-law shit today yeah actually brett and i addressed the exact same today i don't know if you noticed I did notice that. Yeah. He's wearing the same fit he wore when he cucked Will's family.

I'm murdered out. Oh, really? Yeah, he purposely dressed on Thanksgiving like Drew's brother-in-law, or like Will's brother-in-law, Drew, just so he could get a better seat at the table. I'm wearing the same thing. I'm very monochromatic, too. I'm just, I'm a different, like, character skin.

I'm all Navy. Got Navy jeans shirt, like exactly like you. This was about me. Yeah, but I'm just saying. Yeah, you're just like, just like Dylan. And then you're like, you probably put the camera on you for that whole conversation just now. I want to give a shout out to a listener, Dana.

Shout out Dana. Dana. Is it Dana Beers? No, it's not Dana Beers. But she did send us a nice letter. She remembers a bit we did possibly like nine years ago where we contemplated. It was a, remember we went to that phase where we were like, did you watch swingers for the first time in like 2019 or something? No.

swingers became like a really big what we like to say beautiful babies there was like but we like went all in on it for like a month it's probably pretty annoying honestly um that being said she she went ahead and made stickers or found us stickers it says beautiful babies on board because we did a bit where we talked about instead of a baby on board sticker it was beautiful babies you know like a beautiful baby yeah and she sent us one and we've got it on the golden tea machine out there so shout out to her listener of the week potentially. In the spirit of shoutouts, if I may, this comes to us from backer John. I know it's not September, but I'm going to promote a small business because John's good friend had a food truck at a food truck in South Austin and is called Atlas. Atlas

Sandwich Company. It's a Greek food truck and it burned down. I was trying to find it. Sadly burned down. And he is getting it back up and running. Oh. And we'll love for you to stop by and support his award-winning, he says. I don't know what award that is. I don't, I can't speak to the food, but I can speak to the people that I know that follow it. I'm assuming it's dope food. We've got some people, some people I trust their opinion on food that follow it. So it must be good.

I'm going to hit him with a follow. Stratman, Strapman follows them. So you know it might be good. Okay. That's good. Yeah. Sad situation, burned down. So support the Atlas Sandwich Company, Food Truck in South Austin.

probably probably dope so where can we when will they rebuild uh that's on his email it's not clear okay but uh keep an eye out okay keep an eye out always looking for a new sandwich i always say that austin's not a great sandwich town but it could be it should be really yeah you can make a good sandwich anywhere really yeah but you know how the water is yeah it's kind of i think austin has hard water. Yeah, that's the problem. I thought hard water was good for bread. Yeah, that's not the problem. Okay. And the spirit of shoutouts, I'd like to also thank everyone that's reached out to offer their condolences for the passing of Jim Ward. Sad day. Of course, you're going to have to tell everybody. Yeah, there might be a couple people who don't know the reference. The voice of

Doug Dimidom, Chet You Betcha, has passed away. I didn't know he voiced both of them, but yeah. Give us your best Demodome. Hello, Tippey Turner. My name's Dog Dimmonome. I'm owner of the Dimmesdale Demodome. I thank you for finding my long-lost son, Dale Demodome. Air to the Dimmeadome fortune. I like to repay you for your kindness.

Did he just, he just rolled around in that fat-ass limo all the time? He did. Probably sticking his hat out the sunroof. What an iconic character from our childhood? Yeah. I also got another little thing here. I got a little, I got a little, I will, I'm big enough man to admit when I'm wrong. Oh, here we go.

And Dylan, I was wrong. I was wrong. I went to the dentist this morning, mainly for cleaning with my dental hygienist. And I asked, I said, hey, I, you know, I brush, I floss, water pick, and a mouthwash. I'm like, what order? Because we talk about, what order should I do this in? And he said, what I'd recommend is mouthwash, water pick, floss, then brush. Really?

That's what, that's what my hygienist said. So you were right. I shouldn't be mouthwashing after brushing my doing. But I did say brush before floss. Yeah. I guess he said that he recommended being the last thing you do. Interesting. Okay.

Well, that's good to know. Wait, I'm curious. So you and I were both on the same page. We both shut it down with the floss, right? Yeah. And what did your dentist say?

He said, mouthwash, water pick if you use it, then floss, then brush. So people doing water pick and floss? I do. I got it because my gums, but... What's the water pick do? Because I've never used a water pick. Water pick is similar to flossing.

Like it, you hit the gum line with it, and it gets all the stuff that's like embedded up in there. It's water picks are pretty left over. Water picks are awesome. A numby? Great for you. Because, yeah, like floss gets, is great for in between the teeth,

but like the gum line, like in front of the teeth, you still want to probably like clean that if you need to get deeper into the gum line. I have these front, four teeth are veneers and there's like a little bit of a ledge at the top of them and so a water pick's only thing they can get that little area too are they removable those veneers uh they're not removable okay so a gummy is not in play what are you doing answer the question i'm asking a question

about like are you said you got some new ones recently no i've had these for a few years no no no i'm tc oh gommies oh okay what you're disgusting i don't understand why that That's one of the dirtier jokes, like, low-key, I think you've made it a minute. I can't reference the fact that you got new THC gummies the other night. You were so excited about it. You talked about it. Geez. What I was looking at when the show started, I got a surveyed account.

I was going to put it on the rundown, but I saw it late. There's a woman who does, her content is she open carries and she goes into places. And she's like, let's see how they react. If I open carry here. I saw this yesterday for the first time. Well, it's now hit my Algo. And there's really, it's not funny. It's just like, she's like, well, we're going to go find out if I go open carry in Starbucks.

But the problem, well, there's a lot of problems. Whatever. She carries, she's very obvious with her phone. She doesn't try to like be subtle phone person. She's like, I got a lot of looks at crumble cookies by. Because she's doing this or what? Because she's literally doing this. And it's like, yeah, they're probably looking.

at the person walking in. They know you're seeking attention. Yeah, like, so it was just really funny. And she wears it a holster like outside. Yeah, she tucks the shirt to make sure everybody can see it. As visible as possible. Which is a hence the open carry, which, okay, cool. But it's just funny because she's like, man, got a lot of looks.

Like, yeah, if I'm anywhere, if I'm anywhere and somebody walks in doing this and talking into a camera, I'm immediately like, oh, God, damn. What are these fucking people? I'm like, what, all right, what's this about to be? and so anyway that I thought it was just unbelievable because she's like you know I saw the shorts the manager of the crumble cookies uh was wearing and he gave me a little wink and you know I think he appreciated has she been featured on unwoke moms yet no I don't know I just got served it like 10 seconds before the show which is why I was looking at my phone and I you know she's

not woke Dave no it's not it's just like it's very much okay anyway you can do that with anything like, I'm going to go into, uh, I'm going to go into Jimmy Johns and I'm going to wear this funny hat and I'm going to see how people react. You could do it with like anything. Yeah. But if you have, yeah, you're right. If you have a phone just pointed at you, it's like, okay, does this person want me to approach them and talk about what's going on or not? Like, ma'am, I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to make your coffee. Like, what is this? What's this? Are you recording my interaction with you? And like one of them, she goes to like Dunkin' Donuts. And like the kid who looks like he's 16, like doesn't, he just...

He doesn't get mad at her for open carrying. And so she high-fives him. And he's like, yeah, you know, like, I'm just here trying to, I'm making minimum wage. I can't, it's not a living wage, but I'm making it. And here we are. And now I'm on your Instagram. Cool. What's wrong with people, man?

I don't know. They can't do content like we've done the last six minutes. We should give, we should do a, teach a class or something. I think one of my nightmares for this show would be like, if we had to go to like, content like that where we're holding our phone like talking into it dude it's obnoxious i see people on the trail and of course our friend sam taylor does it all the time but you see people in trail who are running shirtless and they're just like like you do you know how stupid you look i'm not built like that dude i'm not either i you got to have some shame i'm a little built like that but

even like when i take the camp will mommy's pictures like i'm in the trails behind my house and if like one person walks by and sees me with my tripod i'm like oh and You're literally hunting gnomes. Yeah, if you look at my content, usually all the stuff I do, like, in private. Like, it's hard to, like, like, the whole night gnome stuff, like, no one saw me do it at all. I'm like, I am so glad that no one saw me do this shit. Yeah, that'd be tough. Like, look at this fucking nerd over here.

It's fantasy land. What kind of content are you doing? Well, there's this camp. It's podcast. It's hard to explain. Please just keep walking. It's just like, it's, there's some of our best. Best fans, listeners.

It's this whole thing. You know, they do a camp. It's great stuff. We recorded Ladies Week, speaking of the Will Mommies. We love the ladies. Ladies. It was great. They brought it.

They brought it, man. The tortoise, the tortoise voicemail is probably my favorite. What's that tortoise doing right now? Just eating lettuce, just fucking sitting out in the sun, just catching a vibe, probably. So it's just a lettuce diet. They eat more than just lettuce. Like, maybe cabbage. You just concluded that lettuce is horrible and has no nutritional value.

I hate it. These motherfuckers live in 150 years. I don't think that's all that they eat. Why they live in so long on lettuce? Yeah, look up their diet. That's what I'm doing right now. It's probably just a mix of vegetables. Diet of tortoise.

I have a problem with the way tortoise is spelled, by the way. Okay. Why? Tortoise. O-I-S-E? You don't like it? It's not clocking, really. Give me that diet.

All right. Tortoise diet depends on species with varied leaves and flowers. Avoid overfeeding. Oh, this is if you actually own one. What food do tortoises eat? Leaves, flowers, and fruits of plants. And 90% of the diets you consist of salad made up of a combination of greens. Alfalfa sprouts, bean sprouts, beet greens, broccoli leaves, cabbage,

cabbage, mustard greens, and other stuff. So, yeah, a lot of lettuce. It sounds like a beating. It sounds gross One day I hope to be in the position Where I can feed a hippopotamus A watermelon Or a pumpkin or some shit

The watermelon watching a hippo Just clamp those chompers down On a watermelon It's sick It's very satisfying We've got powerful jaws, Dave Yeah They're fast too

They're fast swimmers And they're hungry hungry That's true You know they're not the number one Killer of humans Heart disease I'm talking among animals um fentanyl is mosquitoes animals it's mosquitoes yeah i think it's mosquitoes then

dogs i think it's mosquitoes by like a very lot large margin fuck a mosquito yeah that's like not dude if you go down would you how lame would that be it's like the mosquito got him versus like dude hippo got him mosquito gets you but you die much later malaria yeah disease yeah disease Zika as we referenced recently The small head The small head one Yeah

It's tall That's not the scientific name Shout out to our Zika heads out there No it's not shout out What? I want them to be doing all right I mean you can shout them out Yeah you could

I guess shout them out Probably shouldn't call them Zika heads That's all that's insensitive You imagine if a hippo gets you though Because it's it's purely the only way they're getting you is in the mouth right it's just chompers it's not like a primate or something where it's like i don't think they stomp you out or anything no it's just going to get you and you're going to look like such a you just it's going to have you there and it's

kind of ragdoll you oh hopefully you go quick man they're going to do the thing where they pop you up in the air you know they kind of not in the air but like they throw their head back a little bit if i could choose the animal to get me i think it'd be a tiger just because i'd want it like I'd want that story to live on. Like, you know Dylan got killed by a tiger? Like, that's dope. You know what I mean? Sharks pretty cool.

I mean, you die either way, right? Sharks are among the coolest animals in the world. I feel like that's not a cool, that's not a cool way to go. They haven't been around since before trees or even around, Dave, before the dinosaurs. You don't know anything. Is that true? Yes, dude. Since before the dinosaurs?

He doesn't know anything. I don't know. They're older than dinosaurs. Is that right? Yeah. I think a bear is still just the way to go. There's something like uniquely American frontier about going down from a bear. Yeah.

We had that one guy right and worst of. He was on a little cattle drive and he got attacked by a bear. Oh, yeah. So we have some real cowboy listeners. I wonder what he thinks about your hat stuff. Oh, I learned recently the real cowboys don't do podcasts. so polar bear would be a good story oh yeah people would be like what the hell a polar bear doing in arlington texas polar bears are sick polar bears are sick i just want a hippopotamus for christmas

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Randy sent us a good update this morning on it. What did he send? He sent the, uh, the story that's been out for the last 14 hours. Okay, do we figure out if that's a legit source, that guy? Because it's up in the end. Dude, I don't know. Because that guy's, people are running with that guy. I made this point earlier, but when Elon changed the whole checkmark situation, you can just buy them now.

It is ruined sourcing, like proper sourcing on the internet for me. Somebody got... They used to mean something. Brett got macaquinnard yesterday. It's easy to get macaquinnard now. It's not fair. Bullshit. But Sharon Moore...

Out of context, Dylan, right there. Sharon Moore has been fired for cause, which is a big deal because it avoids the university having to pay out number, which his was... I want to say 13 million or something like that. So they don't have to pay that. And then it came out that he was having an affair with a staff member, the Michigan staff member, a young lady. Yeah. And possible pregnancy.

Possible pregnancy situation there, which is really sad because he has a wife and kids. And then he was arrested. And it turns out the report, and I'm going to slap the label of alleged John here, because I don't know how true it is. Yeah, I don't think this is confirmed. Allegedly threatened to kill himself, was holding a knife to his throat, and then went to the young lady's house who's having a affair with, threatened to kill her and himself. So it's a mess. Big allegedly. Big allegedly.

We don't know exactly what happened, but it sounds like it's a pretty dark situation. And wow. Did not see this one coming. I still can't get over what you put on the run. Why did you do that? You were saying something about it always being undefeated? What were you talking about? There's a lot of people tweeting that.

You were saying, you were talking about that earlier. Lust. Yes. Lust is undefeated. Yeah, this sucks because like when he got the job after Harbaugh left, right? Harbaugh leaves in the midst of controversy amongst Michigan and Connor Stallion stuff. He gets the interim job and does pretty well with it. Had them, you know, they beat Ohio State last year.

Well, he took over the year that they won the national championship. So he coached the Natty game. No, no, no. He didn't because Harbaugh, like, he was suspended for a couple of games. Right. So Sharon Moore takes over and then they win the Natty. Harbaugh comes back. They win the natty.

Okay. And then they're like, and then Harbaugh goes to the NFL. And so they just, they promoted Sharon Moore full time. Okay. Yeah. Thanks for clarifying. He was like a, like he would have been like an O line coach. He'd been like an assistant for a long time, right?

And it was like, oh, cool. This is a cool story. He's the, he's getting a job at like a legit, you know, it's a top 10 college football job. Right. It always felt to me like kind of a placeholder position. Why? Because Michigan is a huge brand name with the historical success, and that's the kind of program that makes a splash hire when you hire a new coach.

And so I think Sharon Moore, because they were in the middle of the controversy with the science doing stuff. Maybe a bridge to get through that? Yeah, they're like, let's get through this little era of Michigan football. He'll coach us, and then see how he does. If he does great, awesome. Keep him around. If he does it, will replace him.

That's why I say that. That's, I think a lot of people thought that. I think there's probably fairly or unfairly. I'm not going to act like I've got a pulse on the Michigan football. But, I mean, like they were, there are three lost team, like right now, right? They were in the mix this year. I had a decent season with a true freshman quarterback. Yeah, yeah, highly touted.

Yeah. But sure. And then the funny, not funny thing, but like the interesting thing when like this came out, yesterday catches us off guard like what that's crazy and then there's like people who've been like tweeting this out like for the last couple weeks like people who have known like there was something going on and like yeah the ad's office knows someone found some some no name some no nameer on twitter with just like a few followers who like over a week ago was like this is happening and this is he's going to get fired that account claimed to be he was like no i know i have contacts in the ad in the

athletic office. I'm like the first Michigan scholarship quarterback. I saw another one, dude. Like that guy, there were more than one person. I'm like, well, I'll put that information out there when people could easily go figure out who that is.

But you know, people can't, if people are sitting on like juicy information, they can't keep them to themselves. I know. It's just like, why leak out? Like,

why leave a little breadcrumb on who you might be with your burner? Anyway, not important. Um, but. Yeah. So you start to find out, like what's going on, who she is. Of course, it's like she has to delete her social media,

her faces out there. She's not a student. She's in her 20s, right? But it's, it's a really bad deal. And Dylan immediately is like, how does this affect the citrus bowl? I did not. I did not say that. You were texting me like, Dave, what do you think, like, what do you think Sark's doing right now to plan for this? What? a mess, man. Yeah, they're playing Texas in the Citrus Bowl, like Dave said. Are you going? I'm not going to Orlando. I'm not going to do

the Mickey Mouse hands and the whole thing. I'm not doing it. Why? Gorsh. Micah said the stupid, so I can't go to a stupid. No, Micah just stated an opinion. Micah doesn't respect the fact that T. State and Rice are going to throw down for the

troops in the Armed Forces Bowl. That's right. And I'll might be there, depending on the weather and depending on other things. Someone on Reddit called Micah Grinch for his Beatles take, his Paul McCartney take. And I agree. Micah is a Grinch. He doesn't like that song. He's a Grinch. Who does Michigan go after

now? Who's available? Lane Kiffin. I said Davis Warren. To head coach? Yep. He's a leader of men. He beat Ohio State. He's handsome. He's a dog. He beat Ohio State. Who listens to us?

Listen to us. He got a great taste. Whatever. DeBoer. Kaelan DeBoer. DeBoar. His name's getting tossed around, which, it feels weird to me because it's not a better job than Alabama. And he's only been in Alabama for two years.

I feel like you've got to give the best job in the country a little bit more time than two years. Right. And maybe like maybe he doesn't love the fan base. in Alabama because they're hypercritical. Maybe I understand that. Yeah. He hates Southerners. He doesn't like, he's from the North.

He doesn't like the men who call into the Paul Fine Bomb show and just rip him apart. How about Brady? Brady would be a terrible coach. He has zero coaching experience. Here's an anecdote. When Ted Williams, Ted Williams was the manager of the Texas Rangers in the 70s for a year or two. And everybody said he was a terrible manager because, he couldn't understand why none of the players could do what he did.

Wait, who was? Ted Williams. Ted Williams coached the Rangers? Ted Williams. Let me find that year. I did not know that. Are you sure? Teddy ball game, like the Ted Williams?

He couldn't understand why they weren't as good as him? 1971 season. He was actually the first manager of the Rangers. Just hit 400. Why are you guys hitting not 400? No, that's like, when you hear like Dallas sports people, talk about it who around back then that was the thing he just didn't understand why it would be like you know sometimes you get frustrated with your like this happens when like your kid you're trying

to teach him like something with sports or anything really and it's like dude just do what i'm doing he doesn't recognize that he's one of the all-time great hitters that was it and he just wasn't and dude i i i that's funny seems like he's cut from that same claw so yeah just win the super bowl what are you all doing well just what do you do it man just uh i did it seven times You can't do it once? All you got to do is drive the ball down the field and score. Touchdown play. I don't think Kalyn DeBore will take the Michigan job.

But if he did, hypothetically speaking. It would be one of the funniest things ever. Because Lane Kiffin's the other name getting thrown around. Like he would want to take the Alabama job. He's been at LSU for a cup of coffee. That's it. He can't. He cannot do that.

He cannot be allowed to do that. Yeah, yeah. You can't, I mean, it would be really funny and great content. But like, you can't just bail on a job after like two months. But if anyone would, it's Lane Kiffin. Yeah, you're right. I mean, he doesn't give a shit. No, but like, I will say the uproar and just the absolute meltdown, if Alabama has a coach who's been successful, has them in the playoff this year, maybe they shouldn't be.

For entertainment, for entertainment value, I want all this to happen. If you were to willingly leave that program, that would be weird. I mean, dude, the highest rated fine bomb ever. Like, what even? Yeah. There would be grown men in tears. Yeah. Well, they hated him when they lost to Florida State, and they started to like him again when they beat Georgia.

And now I think they're kind of pretty warm on him, not super hot on him. They're probably already, there's probably already Bama boosters. trying to figure out if there's a path to getting Saving back in case. Oh, absolutely. They're like, okay. You got to make the call. You got to talk to Ms. Terry. Ms. Terry's got to sign off on it.

That quote, by the way, the Sabin quote about cheating on your, on your SIG of or sleeping with, like, is making the rounds about. What was it? How you always never sleep with somebody who doesn't, who has, who has more to lose than you. he says if you ever see me running around on miss terry his wife it's going to be with hillary fucking rottam clinton because she's going to keep it quiet or what what's what's the what's the reason there i probably botched that i saw someone tweet and i thought it was a pretty good line that said don't trade in your house for a night in a hotel because he his family life is like obviously in serious jeopardy here because he wanted to get a little side action

section. Whoa, this just in Michigan eyeing G.J. Kenny? Who's that? There's no way. That's what it says here. If that were to happen, I would be, I would be very, very happy for him. I would be sad as a T. State fan. Nick Saban once told his Alabama players he would only ever cheat on his wife with Hillary Clinton in a bizarre speech urging them not to sleep with anybody who has less to lose than you do. It's a good quote. Ultimately, you don't want to be out there chasing after midnight. If you haven't locked it up by midnight, it's not worth it. So ultimately, you never want to sleep with anybody who has less to lose than you do. High pro, yeah.

You keep using ultimately, by the way. So ultimately, if I'm ever going to sleep around on Miss Terry, it's going to be with Hillary fucking Rodham Clinton. A high profile people who cheat, and there are obviously a lot of them who do it. like the person they're cheating with they have they have reason to like expose this person or to threaten to expose these people for it you know yeah we're like if you're if you're obviously if you're if you're if you're nick sabin and you start hooking up with like a bartender no offense to bartenders love my bartenders make less than nick nick sabin they've in theory profile yeah versus Hillary Clinton who like it's like she wants to be she fanzes herself president

someday or did Nick I have a whole catalog here of like spicy text you sit me if I expose these correct Hillary's not doing that Hillary's doing the mannequin challenge and losing the election yes but she's not exposing those texts the mannequin challenge she did the mannequin challenge and it cost her everything she actually famously will delete emails too that's a you know what point Randy it's good it's good Randy got a point by the way He just, he said that that wasn't like a quote to like him and the boys. That was a quote he gave to the players. And I'm wondering like how hard that hit.

That's so funny. They're like, they, it probably took him a sec. Because when I heard that quote, I was like, huh? Oh, yeah. And you're like, you know what? That makes some sense, man. But, uh, I don't know. Of course.

I'm not, I'm probably not. Hillary's, she's not my whole past. Hillary's husband famously. cheated on her also on the flight logs also someone with more to or less to lose than he did and look what happened old bill old slick willie also was on a jet to africa with geoffrey epstein chris tucker kevin spacing i did not have sexual relations with that woman i don't do a good bill clinton oh man i love nick saving i wish we could get them for the hogs yeah i bet you do

leaves keep falling from this point said it's probably because there's too much going on up there distracting me do we need to water it you can come in here on saturday and water this thing let's leave let's give a little water uh tonight or today bet yeah yeah thank you gen z dillon he said bet yeah i got it bet

god parks i'll be like parks it's time to brush your teeth and get ready to for bed bet he'll go do it parks he's a funny kid how did chelis like our segment on her phone she thought it was funny she got a good a good laugh out of it also you inspired uh jet's pizza delivery last night i'm hungry with turbo crust so thank you for that dave had that crust hit uh it was really good i didn't really i don't know if i noticed much of difference it's subtle dude yeah which i actually like but it was good Jets is always good. Don't got the big boy.

Was that just y'all two? We came to eat, dog. Yeah, I guess. Real eater. Yeah. You. I don't fuck around. Was Parks there?

Yeah, parks there. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, this sucks, man. I, because I, I was like, oh, that's a cool, like I said, I thought it was a cool story. He'd done okay. And then you never want to, you never want to see this. And when you're seeing it, you're like, okay, you know, plenty of coaches have bounced back from affairs.

Got my eye on the SEC here. And with the whole threatening suicide. Yeah, that's bad. Well, once we got more context, details are still coming out. We don't know. Nothing's confirmed. If that's true, is he going to coach again? I mean, that's hard to come back from, no?

I'm going to say yes. Okay. He's got to start it at the bottom. We're going to need some rehab. it's going to be yeah he'll be back he'll be an assistant at a small school he'll be back in five years

really sucks that there's a family there that's awful truly we hope for the best for the more family oh and I did not answer your slack from earlier I didn't send I didn't send him slack I do not I don't have any clue how this will affect Texas's game plan on defense

I don't understand why that was your first thought. Right, because that's something I would definitely slack today. He's always asking me, he's like, dude, do you think maybe like Texas will like, switch it up, run like a three, four? Like, because of this? And I'm like, what? No, they're not going to change their defensive scheme

because the coach got fired. That's what you said to me. Like, that's a stupid question. I did. I didn't mean to talk down to you so hard, but yeah. shout out to his family though well said shout out to the beautiful babies okay you just stop it is like it's a very appealing

it's a good sticker do you put it on here we put one on the we have two more we collect stickers on the golden tea machine and that there's one on there already we should put that on some ways call we should put on press call

Micah his fiesta he does have two very beautiful baby daughters you know about that that would be okay so there's probably like 80% of the people who see that or no more than that 90% it's like oh yeah and the other 10 are like wait is he doing Vince Vaugh I've seen that movie yeah yeah I mean that was a 30 year old movie but yeah okay I guess we're doing Vince

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But it is a, I put it in must watch, and we will be watching it or discussing it next week. Have you finished it? Finished it last night, so. You couldn't, he couldn't put it down, man. I really couldn't. I looked, I genuinely, I mean, you think I'm getting paid by 50 cent to promote this. I was looking forward to getting roads in bed so I could watch it. It was Mahjong night last night.

Oh, so she's not watching it with you. Well, she's going to watch the rest, but she had to. You're not TV. She had to go mage. You're not TV cheating on her? No, we don't. We've got an open TV relationship. Yeah.

Chelsea and I don't. No, we're in her route together. It's sometimes it's tough. Again, because she falls asleep constantly. I'm like, all right. I guess we'll pick back up at 15 minutes, 28 seconds into this one. Do you immediately pause or do you let it rise a little bit? I pause it.

As soon as you know. She'll be like, Dylan, I'm sorry. I just, I'm crashing. I get it. I get it, man. Is that ever irritated you? No. Because it's usually I need to start winding down too.

Are you all watching most of your TV in bed? Most of it, yeah. Okay. Because Parks' Parkes' bedtime is nine. Uh-huh. And so at 9 o'clock, it's like, do we start a show at 9.05 out in the living room, or should we just go get cozy? Yeah, that's tough.

Nine's late. Yeah. Nine's late. You don't have to hip a her, but like, is she narcoleptic? I don't think, no. She's not. I had a buddy who's dad who had narcolepsy. Really?

Yeah. Did you ever fall asleep around you? Yeah. He did. It's like... What a wild one, man. I felt really bad. He had medication for it, but...

I used to just fucking sell my Adderall. I'm just kidding. In high school, I didn't know what Adderall was. It's an interesting one. Dude, I mean, we'd be sitting there and you just... He'd have the remote in his hand, and you just fall asleep with the room. And we're like, ooh, kind of want to get the remote from him. I just kind of want to change it.

How do I do this? Yeah. Um, but yeah, y'all should watch it. Going to finish. Yeah. Tuesday. Thing, shooting for Tuesday. Tuesday, in it?

Tuesday or Wednesday? Well, no, it just, honestly, it's, it's up to y'all. Y'all haven't watched it, so. Yeah. I think I can, I can crank it out this weekend. Oh, yeah, especially now. You got a lot more time on your hands. I do.

I do have a little more time on my hands. Less projects. Hey, I'm still working on that side table, though. I can't wait to see it. You're just going to pair with the tree, right? Yeah, it's fine. It looks good, but, you know. You don't seem too excited about this one.

It's nothing crazy. It's just more of that. I just need something to put a drink on or something. I saw you put Christmas lights on your tree shelves. It's cute, man. Almost had a neighbor, speaking of Christmas lights, I almost had a issue with the neighbor. And it's not a neighbor we know.

We did have an issue. And luckily, it was rectified before I had to go approach this neighbor. because I don't know this neighbor. It's the people behind us and won over. So it's not somebody you typically build a relationship with, right? You know about the fire pit guy. It's his neighbor next door to him. But they have lights on their back patio that hang over like an awning.

And they are the like they hang down. They're vertical lights. It's like a strand and they're very, very colored lights. but they don't just they're they bring a flash they flash and they change color and then they do like a rapid strobe flash thing and uh sunday night and then monday night they were on all night why is that a problem because your window faces it because our bedroom window we're getting the strobe light we like we've got the um like the little hat i don't know what these windows are called, but it's like a half moon window that sets up high. You typically

don't have a blinds for that. Yeah. You don't. Like in the, and when our house is built, that was like a cool thing. I'm kind of not a huge fan of them because he went on like a bright night when the moon's like over there. It's still bright in our room and it kind of annoys me. But the moon hits your eye? You know what it is. Is that if the moon hits my eye like a big pizza buy, am I playing my sock card? Good question, Dave. Am I playing my Zockard? So they were just like, dude, I go in there to go to bed. Alyssa is listening to a book, probably a fake Harry Potter book. And she's rolled over facing the other way.

And I'm like getting in a bed and I go, what's that? And she's like, what? And she looks up at the ceiling and it's just just, just, I was like, oh, no. I'm like, what fucking now? Look out the window. I see it. I'm like, okay, these guys... Did you talk to the neighbor?

No, well, I gave it, so I'll see... I was like, hey, we'll see about tomorrow night, and if they're still on, I'm going to go over there. Because I just assumed they forgot to turn them off. And two nights in a row they were on, third night when I was getting ready to go talk to these people who I did not know, they unplugged them before they went to bed. So I think they just forgot, but dude, it was hilarious. It was like, it's like something I have a sitcom. Like, I'm just sitting there, like, tucked in, and I'm looking up the ceiling, and it's just like, you can just see, you can't even see, like, the colors. It's just like the, it's like somebody's got, like, a strobe light.

It's like the police are trying to talk me out of a hostage situation. You're like Todd and Margo and the lights finally came on in the Griswold's house? Exactly. Everything just broke, just broke everything in your bedroom trying to see. Another problem, I don't know if this is just a South Austin thing or an Austin thing at large. Austin, or at least our part, is not a mailbox town, meaning big community mailbox location. So everybody's got like the spot at the end of the street where they have a number. We have that, yeah.

Which I kind of hate because I kind of have a thing for mailboxes. I think a cool, like a nice mailbox. It's like a nice touch, like a nice brick mailbox. Sure. So I was like, man, is there a way we can like do like just write them a note? But they don't have a mailbox. and I certainly don't know what their number is because it doesn't correspond to their address.

I was like, man, if I'm going to do this, I'm going to go like face to face. I'm not going to write a note, put it on their thing. And then if they got a ring camera, they see me. That's like a bitch move. Yeah, you got to play the nice guy. Yeah. And then I was like, I was totally playing it in my head,

like how I was going to approach it. I was like, hey, we live behind you. Luckily, it didn't come to that. So that's the end of that story. Thanks for sharing, Dave. By the way, the only game this weekend that's FBS is Boise State in Washington. That's on Saturday. And then we have game.

Then it's like bowl games. Is that a conference championship? Midweek games. What? No. You say Boise State, Washington? No, it's not a common. Why?

That is the L.A. Bowl. Okay. then we have a bunch of games that really no one's going to care about boise state uh future foe in the pack 12 for my texas state bobcats surprised you didn't know that yeah l a ball good weather out west it's why my toes are always pointed that way this must be about to covis um already setting up my christmas party fit i don't want to spoil it i alluded to it earlier during the other read but I will probably, I need that extra inch of lift.

And I also just need to look dope and be comfortable doing it. So I'm probably going to rock to covas. Yeah. I mean, if I'm going to wear boots, they're going to be to covas. I think so, too. I got some Chelsea boots from Tacobas. I think they were very nice with my outfit. I was told you were disinvited from the party.

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But there's a cruise. This isn't that far out of the realm of politics. possibility because as as real real uh backer heads know this podcast was founded on uh an edm cruise it was yes a hell of a time as well one that i i'm sneaky uh have foam own and i'm jealous that y'all went and i didn't you know at the time i didn't want to go but this this one might have a chance this one's a little bit different this one is a the jojo siwa cruise randy hit the video fan adventure aboard Royal Caribbean's Utopia of the Sea. It's a nice bow.

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Is Jojo Siwa And this is probably a dumb question I think the answer is definitely yes Is she like a big enough pool To get a whole of cruise ship to sign up I think maybe for the like Young Gen Zers out there What's her demographic?

Children Is it kids? It's like 17 Like do parents have to take their kids on this cruise? I would think so. Can you try to find the Jojo see what dance? She's getting older and she still dresses like she's seven and it's a little bit weird.

Is that how she, so she was a child star in some capacity? Yeah. Ooh, Coach O's trending. This one. You know the one I'm talking about. Oh, the dance move that, oh my God. We were kind of. What is that?

It's the karma choreography. She's teaching it to Mario Lopez. A.C. Slater to some. Dude, she's fucking hitting that shit, though. Dude, that is the most bizarre dance move. Doesn't look cool, but she keeps doing it. It's for her. Cocoa K looks kind of dope.

That little water park thing, that little theme park they showed. Oh, God, this is the one. Oh, no, I can't. I remember this fit. God. Oh, no. So my, I have an actress friend, talked about her a couple of times. Oh, wow.

She was, she was in, is it called Smallville, the show, like Superman? Superman show. Smallville was my nickname in college for some reason. She was in Smallville. She was in superstition, supernatural too. And she, they had a smallville cruise that she was on over the summer. I think these are becoming cruise, theme cruises are becoming bigger and big. Like when I went to the Renfair, there was a Renfair theme cruise that they were promoting at the gate.

I know there's Dungeon and Dragons ones. And there's a bunch of like, you can just have a, if you're a streamer with popular, it's pretty easy, I think, to put on a cruise. We could do one with like, Backer Cruise? Just like a pontoon boat. Backer party boat. Yeah, like on Travis, where it's just like us. We could sell out of like a boost cruise. Yeah.

Dude, that first annual Grandex cruise. cruise for no I hate a boost cruise I got real night we all got pretty high I hate a booze cruise you just feel so trapped and it's usually like a long

you're gonna there's gonna be at least one moment where you're like sit down and you're like dude I don't know how I'm gonna make it I just want to go home even if you don't even drink that much you're like I'm fucking tired like oh we got and then you realize that

oh yeah you got 45 minutes just to get back to shoulder no you realize that however far out you go you got turn around and come back you're like you're like two hours like we haven't we haven't turn around yet we got at least two hours there needs to be nap pods on those yeah uh i don't really understand the uh celeb cruise allure like the draw i do i mean it's just it's weird i don't i don't idolize celebrities i guess that they're performing i think people who idolize celebrities to like that degree are kind of weird i don't unless you listen to this show but like i love dylan i mean

And if you were like a super fan of Jojo Siwa, for example, to be on the same boat as that person to, like, see them all around the boat would be fun, I think. Like, I do get it. It's just not for me. What if, like, you kept, like, having awkward interactions or you just, you see her, she's, like, just trying to eat waffles from the buffet. And you're like, hey, what's up? And then, like, you see her, like, walking out of the bathroom and you kind of, oh,

oh, oh, oh, hey, what's up? You just have, like, weird minor interactions with Jojo Siwa. You're on a. You gotta think if you're like the celebrity You're we're rocking a security detail Everywhere you go, right? Oh yeah A cruise like this

Oh, Dickie didn't have that If I'm on like a Maddie B cruise or something Yeah Just like watching him Yeah just like He's like running He's like running fives on the basketball court It's fucking Maddie B out there dude

That'd be kind of sick You're like you gotta be always on If you're the celebrity Oh no I bet it's exhausting That sounds like a total beating It does How much to get you to go on this? lots of monies would it be would it be would you stand out as a man in his 40s I believe so

with a mustache like you so you're a joja siwa family yeah oh yeah so what brings you here what do you mean it's jojo sewa it's jojo you go but you thought it was jojo fletcher from the bachelor i'd go on that chlerette i'd go on that one for sure what would that what would that interaction look like i just loved your season yeah you were so great on the bachelor Hey, you should have won. Hey, let me talk to your husband here. He has some things to say about Arch, and I'm not really happy about him.

Who won that season of The Bachelor? How did she not win? If you remember, it was the best thing that happened to her. She finished, like, I guess, second place. Was it Ben Higgins? Yeah, and he told her he was in love with her, and she was like, what? And then, like, the next day, he chose the other chick.

I forgot who it was, though. What an all-time fumble. He should have called in for Fummo to Coochie Week. Hey, it's Ben Simmons, or not Ben Simmons. Be cool. Ben Higgins. Hey, it's Ben. I was on, I was The Bachelor, and Jojo was on my season.

I got so lucky to have Jojo on, the hottest, the hottest one to ever be on the show. Also, cool chick. But I just didn't choose her for some dumb-ass reason, because I'm an idiot. Let's find out who he changed. And now she's with Jordan Rogers, and I want to kill him. I don't look at it up now. And he also didn't stay with whoever he chose. Oh, is Lauren Bushnell.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Eris to the binoculars. Binocular, eyewear. I don't think that's the same one. Yeah, Jojo is the runner up. Who she, okay, all right, here we go. Now, this is making me want to watch this show again.

That's stupid. So she's married. I mean, Secret Life's Woman Wife's Girl is going to be on it. I feel like it's going to be a pretty big season. I think it's going to get a big draw. We had backers reach out to say that we might want to be in on this. I think it's what next year? we can add it to the Patreon

see how it goes wait a minute she married a noted country singer I say noted Chris Lane oh that's right he stinks he stinks

he's 41 he released one album the Chris Lane band second album girl problems and third okay he didn't release one Okay, let's see his full-on, his discography. Okay. According to this article from Cosmopolitan back in October, March 22nd, 2026 is when it premieres.

So, maybe. Okay. All right. Well, we'll talk about it. His biggest hit is Fix. I don't know about you and big, big plans. Okay, those aren't that bad. Just namewise.

We've seen worse, okay? Look, we go into this with a heeping amount of skepticism whenever there's... Chris Lane just sounds like he'd have some songs that you'd be like, god damn. He stinks, dude. Do you know his stuff? Like, is it not good?

Trust me, he stinks. How do you know? Because I know stinky country music. I mean, you do. I listen to Bobby Bones show every morning. They play country music. You listen to a lot of John Porn. Bobby Bones.

Shouts to all the boneheads out there. Aren't you best friends with Lunchbox? We're not best friends, but we're boys. Yeah, we went to high school together. Chris Lane. Okay. Here's some, uh, a little bit from big, big plans. Just look at her sitting there.

Sweatpants, t-shirt, and her comfy chair. Hmm. Her hair and a bun, one hand on a mug. Oh, yeah. Root beer girl, huh? The other one's playing snare to a George straight vinyl that yes or no line will get her close. But I just don't think she can understand just how far I've been letting my heart fall. But what's in my head?

She don't know I've got some big, big plans. Build a little house out on some hand-me-down land. Trust fun, baby. Find a little island where we go get a tan? I bet we take our kids down there one. day and I know she wouldn't mind if I did a little something to find a flight overnight to paradise and leave tonight. And I'm going to put a diamond on her hand. She don't know I got some big, big plans, bars. Okay. He's moving pretty fast in this song. Got to be honest,

I don't, I don't really like that. Like, he's on the fast track, dude. Hit it in the bottom left drawer right beside the sink. I think he's going to propose. A shiny emerald diamond on a brand new band asked her mama for permission in her daddy for her hands this about Lauren Bushnell yeah I think so cool okay you know happy for them I'm really you know I'm looking for okay gonna go down to the beach gonna do a little fuck it now it's not it's not this is significantly better than when I had to read rock and roll McDonald's though no you less that's a banger, dude. That song stinks.

One guy tweeted me and said, rock and roll McDonald's fan here. Shout to that guy. Oh, goodness. Okay, well, shout out to Chris Lane. You know, as far as modern country goes, that was pretty, that was pretty tame. He stinks. Pretty fun. But Dylan, I love that you know his stuff.

I don't know, I don't like know his stuff. You know it enough to know it sucks, though. I'll tell you this. I probably like his stuff. It's one of those like... It doesn't sound that bad. It's one of those like you hear a bad song. This song stinks.

I want to see who sings this. You look at, oh, it's fucking... Okay, now I hate this guy. It's one of those, you know? But you're just such a ride or die John party guy. Dude, party is great. Party fun songs. Yeah.

Of course he does. But it's all about dance floors. Guys got a real problem with dance floor. And Hartberg. He needs to stay away from him, man. Yeah, it always ends in heartbreak. Just stay off the floor, dude. It's true.

Just go to a regular bar. It's party time. About to be party time this weekend. Let's do it. About this weekend, there's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party, and it was lit.

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You heard about this place, Dave? Is that like the Army Navy store? It's like I think where like the government Like a lot of TSA stuff that's been confiscated Like they just go and sell it at the store It's just a bunch of surplus stuff from the government where there'd be like, you know, like, missiles and shit? Like there's a lot of, no, but there's like a lot of knives and stuff.

I want to look at that, but there's like furniture and their stuff. It's just like a big thrift store. You want to go get a knife? Yeah, I want to have an everyday carry knife. Are you going to open carry it and to crumble? Exactly. You want an everyday carry knife? Yeah.

You never know when you need it. What kind of knife? Just like a little small one. Like a pocket knife? A pocket knife, yeah. I don't want a fucking machete. That's not a knife. This is a knife.

There are blades between the sizes of pocket knife and machete. Yeah. I'm going to just go based off vibes. One that's easy to carry in my pocket. You want a vibey pocket knife. I want a vibe pocket knife. Because I got one knife in my pocket. And the other one is doing some stabbing.

No, I don't do that. Don't do any stabbing. No stabbing. Unless you stay in a cabin. I was going to say, only in the cabin. And then I'm going to, I've been swindled into having to help bread out for the Christmas party Friday night. So I'll be going over there helping him out.

Then it's Christmas time at the Maryman Christmas cocktail hour. Ready, got my outfit ready. Go there, have some fun with the boys and drink, be merry. Then Saturday, right now, my plan is it's going to be a nice two days. Friday's supposed to be high 75 and Saturday's supposed to be a high 73, a little sunny. I think I'm going to go for a bike ride. It's going to be like one of the last times I could do it going for a nice bike ride Saturday. go man all right and then otherwise everything else is just going to be working working on those

projects and watching the ditty doc the ditty doc need it out okay i'm gonna send randy i'm gonna send this to you on uh instagram sorry has nothing to do with my weekend unless my weekend gets real wild in which case i'll be doing the video i want to i want to before we go i want people to see the crumble cookies open carry video because this the biggest thing i can't get past is how obvious she is with her phone. Like, a lot of these, like, people will either wear, like, the glasses or just have their phone in their pocket. The glasses would be perfect here.

It's so distracting. What does Johnny Hamcheck do? I think he put, has a pocket because... Yeah, if you put it in your frocket, it's a little bit less obvious. Yeah. Oh, here we go. All right. You want to watch this?

Yeah, let's watch real quick. Let's interrupt this weekend and fun for... We're going to open carry as we buy some cookies at Crumble. And let's see if they kick me out. Okay, so far I'm walking in. I'm starting to get a little looks, but the manager or owner is wearing 511 shorts, and I think he's okay with this.

Okay, they loved it. In fact, I think the owner gave me a little wink. What are 511 shorts? I'd rather wear 311 shorts. I'd rather wear 311 shorts. I think 511 is just a store. She got a few looks. Yeah, 511.

Yeah, because your phone pointed at you, dumb ass lady. 511 is tactical pair. There's one right by us. uh tactical gear yeah by the uh by like michaels and all in that area they have one is this for the guys who have punisher stickers on their trucks uh i went in there one time with my this is where they shop my ex and i went in there because he needed new pair of boots as a firefighter but yeah i think they are his ex roommate of course he's

yeah next roommate but i think it's a lot like people like do rock climbing and shit like that too they're like and rucking rucking and stuff yeah dude catch me uh checking out five no what's this what 10,000 shorts remember they used to they sponsor the show I I still wear there so do I they've got good stuff yeah so do I um all right dilly dilly dog as you want people to call you now I am still a maybe for the uh merriman Christmas party and that's because Chelsea has a friend who's coming in town from California she gets in at seven o'clock on Friday which is an hour after the party starts and so I just I don't know what I'm, I don't know what I'm got, what the night looks like for me.

What's she coming in town for? Just, she's staying with us and just, she's visiting. She used to live here and then she moved to California about six months ago. She's coming back to hang out with Chels and some other friends. So, so what's the plan for dinner? You guys are going to go out and do some mats? Everything is up in the air. I really don't know.

Okay. Loose itinerary. Yeah, I really, I'm going to try to stop by. I might just come solo and just like bail on them for a bit and come stop by. We've all been there. Yeah. I'm thinking about, I was, that kind of, okay, it's probably isn't going to happen. I was trying to pregame meal and drink this, this party.

I'll save it for mine, but I have nothing else, really. No plans over the weekend other than. Boise State Washington, the L.A. Bowl. Yeah, I probably won't even watch that. I don't know. Yeah, I got nothing, man. We'll see how, yeah, nice weather. Probably something outside.

They go to, dude, actually, no, I'm not going to Leona. They have to figure out the lines there. It's such a cool place, but it takes 30 minutes to get a drink. You know, I think the only time I'm going to hit it is on, like, my way to work. It's really cool. It's like an off there, like a Wednesday morning. But there's one single file line for coffee, pastries, and, you know, alcoholic drinks. And it moves very slowly and it stacks up.

It's terrible. But it's a cool place. So we'll see about it. That's all I got. So, I think tomorrow is going to be an early exit from the office for me, probably right after lunch, so I can, well, I got a doctor appointment. I'm going to go to anyway. And then I'm going to go figure out my Merriman Christmas party fit. I already know Tikova's. Obviously, I know poncho, but it's the accessories. Am I going to wear a cowboy hat? Backward? Just kidding. I don't know. I kind of was like, I was hoping people. People would maybe hit Carve before, get a booze drink, walk over there. But that's okay. Not really a walking thing.

You can't walk to carve. You can. You can. Probably 15-minute walk, though. Yeah, I'm not trying to do that. I'm going to be solo at this party. So my mother-in-law is coming in town tomorrow just for the weekend. And then Saturday, we're running back.

We've got another Christmas parties. I'm going back to back on Christmas parties. So I've got to figure this out. I've got to pace myself. I'm going to be on my best behavior because I can't be I was hungover I think this happened last year

and I think I was like violently not violently but I was very hungover at this other party and it's the Majong crew and their husbands and I don't really know a lot of them that well and I was just like fucking

I was in that hungover mode where I like I don't want to be just hung over at this party so I got to drink but also like I don't want to drink because I'm hung over it's not a fun place to be

it's really not so I got to plan this a little bit better Maybe you've got to do drugs or something. Who knows? People are doing drugs these days. Sunday, no plans. I've got to mow the lawn at some point. That'll probably, that might be when I get home from work today.

But yeah, like I said, I'm done with the ditty doc. I'm going to catch the next pluribus when it drops. And I got nothing else to watch. Dallas stars hockey, Dallas Mavericks basketball. You know what it is. If you're finished, may I run it back? Yeah. Of course, that's the segment during which we talk about what we talked about all week.

Dave was freaking mad on Monday. I don't remember what this is about. Oh, I do. What? Texas State didn't make the playoff. Oh, that's right. They didn't get selected. Crispy Talk had Dave in a blender.

I'm out of it now. No blowback. Perfect dude, Tyler Tony, with some imperfect grammar at his Christmas party. Come on, Tyler. Tough. Mike, it was red hot. Yeah, he thinks bowls are dumb. Shouts to the whiner family photographer, Kristen Haffer.

Yeah, what's the word, Micah? Micah used to go and, like, plug all of his own stuff, and now he just always plugs just, like, random little small, like, things that he does. And shouts to the boom and loud. Right. Shout out Stone Creek. I appreciate that.

Chelsea isn't winning the Nobel Prize for a woman. Yeah. Who did? The committee did not like her, but Randy says she's deserving. Who's the open carry crumble cookie lady? Randy and his boys were finger-popping each other's assholes. I don't think that's what you're doing. They've made a really dirty gummies joke.

I still understand why that was such a thing. Randy got a point for his Hillary email comment. And finally, Randy gave Fair Harbor his scrum-diddily umptious stamp of approval. That's true. And that concludes running back. That's pretty cool, man. Yeah. Make sure Brett notes that in the emails to the ad company.

Well, very fun week. Tune in tomorrow. Tomorrow is our listener voicemails, all ladies. Because as a couple guys once said, we love the lady. Ladies. Uh, bye. Bye. Bye