Circling Back - Should You Mow the Lawn Before Work? | Circling Back 4-1-26

Episode Date: April 1, 2026

Will joins Randy and Dave to talk aliens breeding with humans, Dave mowing the lawn before work, Peter Millar tattoo, and Will looks at our appetizer draft.  Support us on Patreon and receive weekl...y episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (13:15) Alien Hybrids — Link (33:00) Shrink The Game — Peter Millar Tattoo (47:12) Dave Mowed The Lawn This Morning (1:01:01) App Draft: What Will Would’ve Picked Support This Episode’s Sponsors: - Fair Harbor Clothing: Head to https://www.fairharborclothing.com/ and use code CIRCLINGBACK20 for 20% OFF your full price order now through 4/30 - Lucy: Go to ⁠https://lucy.co/steam⁠ and use promo code (STEAM) to get 20% off your first order. - Squarespace: Check out ⁠https://squarespace.com/steam⁠ for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: STEAM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - BetterHelp: Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/circling Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:04 hilarious all right we're back I'm circling back podcast Wednesday morning my name is Dave what's so funny dude well will gave me a look like that I didn't give him the countdown it just shows that he has
Starting point is 00:00:31 hasn't been on the show you don't know you know I don't do that anymore on the on the live I feel like for live you should be counting down Well, because the countdown's on the screen, so you can see it. This happened to me once, where I was changing something on the rundown. I almost said something out of pocket, dude. I even said, all right, 10 seconds. Nobody heard you. No one listened to it.
Starting point is 00:00:50 Okay, then what's the point of me doing the countdown? I was going to listen. Here's what we heard. Starting in 10 seconds. This is what happens, guys. They don't even listen to the producer, then they blame me for not talking. are they blaming you Randall Trumbacky is producing
Starting point is 00:01:12 Hi Dave Wandy go WANWA I could just cut you WANWW? I'm just going to cut you People are excited for Will and then this is how he starts the day off How dare he is?
Starting point is 00:01:21 Sorry, I'll get off on a better foot I'm still a little sour over how I was treated during Do you know it a game show podcast on Patreon.com Slash circling back podcast You got points for whining Yeah, but if I
Starting point is 00:01:35 if I'm Brett, I'm maybe throwing a fit at the end of that. Do you know it? Don't spoil it yet. Let's, let's, let's, let's just, uh, I mean, I have a big announcement, but I was going to use my intro to do it, but I'm going to wait until tomorrow's intro to do it. I want people to listen to Do You Know It? But, uh, yes, go go listen to Do You Know It if you have yet. I don't, I just don't want to spoil anything before people get a chance to listen to it because it was released pretty much yesterday. What's the big announcement? You'll see. Is it about, do you know it? You'll see. Did you add up the point?
Starting point is 00:02:08 wrong? You'll see. Was this what you were talking about out there? Yeah. And then I decided I'm gonna wait till tomorrow so people can give it the episode to listen. I don't like what you're doing. Yeah, I don't like that you're teasing announcements to us too. Hey, I'm actually gonna- Tune in tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:02:28 I'm not gonna do the show until you tell us. Oh, Dave's leaving. He's fully left. He's leaving the studio. He probably has to go pee or something. Are you also not gonna say anything? This is the last thing I'll say. I'm doing a sit-in.
Starting point is 00:02:48 I don't like what this is. I'm doing a sit-in. No. Okay. Dave has, he has put on the leather newsboy cap, and it is just truly terrible. It looks so big on you because of Dylan's big ass hat.
Starting point is 00:03:02 Because Dylan's bulb his head. You look like a little kid because it's too big for you. I'm not wearing that. I have done my sit-in position now. Ooh, yeah. Ooh. I didn't leave in the studio until you tell me. Will,
Starting point is 00:03:13 well, will's gone, criss-cross applesauce on Thank you, Randy. On the couch. All right. Well, let's try to save it. Sorry, producer doesn't absolutely tank everything.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Will the freeze in the building. Hello. It's Will Wednesday, dude. He's back. We have voicemails this afternoon, right? Are you doing voicemails? I thought I was doing voice mails. Do voicemails.
Starting point is 00:03:36 888, 6, 1-8-4-22. If you want to get a call in now. Got to get them in. We got some good ones. Dillins in Mexico. Mm-hmm. I'll talk about it. I'll be the one to bring it up. Let's talk about, dude, first of all, just looking great. Got there, didn't have any, any issues with lines, TSA, got right in. He never has
Starting point is 00:04:02 an issue with lines. He needs, I have a to do list for him. You want my first item on the to do list? He needs to do a video like you did where he swims by in the room side pool. Oh, yeah. And looks at the camera. That's a good one. I forgot about that. Do you think he can make it across? I, On his Instagram story, it shows a pool outside of their room, and he questioned if he could make it across just jumping. I mean, honestly, I'm not trying to mock him because he's not here, but like, there's some precedent that him, when he starts peacocking as athletic ability, that when the camera comes out and he tries to do it, it ends very poorly. And I don't want his vacation to get sidelined by a, you know, a foot or an ankle or leg. He jumped out of the pool that one time at my. I've seen him do that.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Yeah. In-laws house. I just don't want to, I don't like doing the running and jumping over water. It's a sure way for him to, like, completely crumple his leg again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think you want to do that in Mexico. No. He gets a, do we have health insurance?
Starting point is 00:05:06 Get helicopter lifted out of there. Yeah, that's expensive. So I hope he does not do that. Also, the Bloody Mary he ordered was just stalled. Had everything. Normally, I'm not into that. I feel like if that's your first. first stop in Cabo and you've been on a flight all morning, that's got to hit real hard.
Starting point is 00:05:27 I give it the Mexico exception. Now, if you order that down the street, it like snooze when you're in town visiting Austin, that's a bad order. I don't know. I think I've gone back on it. I think I officially like the overloaded Bloody Mary's, but that's me. You know me. I, I know, it checks out for you. You know, I love silly drinks, but it's fun. It's fun that I get my drink and they're like, oh, I get to try this sausage. It's just pepper and all this. I love it. I love it. Okay. Do I need like a full pool pork sandwich on it?
Starting point is 00:05:58 You know, maybe not. No. I do love all the garnish. Yeah, I don't eat like a spit roasted pig atop my bloody merry. Anything else? Catch your eye? Man.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Yeah. And I feel bad. I feel bad doing this, but I can't not. I just have questions about their order at the farm where they went and ate breakfast. They don't took it. When I've been there, I've gone crazy. I've done anything from a chila key lays.
Starting point is 00:06:28 Goes hard. A breakfast pizza complete with an egg on top of it. Controversial to some. Dude, you ordered that bazozy? The only thing I saw in their table was pancakes, breakfast meat, and scrambled eggs. And I'm like, you got to do something of the people. So like a classic American. I mean, I'm sure, I'm sure all the animals are, you know, raised there.
Starting point is 00:06:50 And I'm sure they've got chickens for those eggs. and I'm sure it hit completely diffy. I just feel like you've got to get something local. Yeah. I mean, Dylan, Dylan is like the pan. He's, is that his thing he likes to make pancakes? He says he makes great. He makes that breakfast.
Starting point is 00:07:11 He claims he makes the best pancakes. And I don't think they're like the worst. He made a reel about it. And then he never posted said real about making his pancakes. Oh, he did make a real. We told him he needed to be in the video. He didn't want to be in the video. And then he did a voiceover and then nothing ever came of it.
Starting point is 00:07:27 I feel like we got to gas him up to post the pancake video. We still have it in the group text. Let's just post it. Drop in the comments whether you want his pancake video first or the slunk video. He would be mad. No, he can't post it. That would be not cool. But it was, it wasn't a bad video.
Starting point is 00:07:41 Just needed a voiceover. Yeah, the editing could have been a little bit better. And I told him that. The pace. How would you have finished it? I would have had more pace. It was just lingered on some shots. I don't like salsa on my pancakes.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Especially pace. You got to go with like New York City. What about your mats or? Keep going. Like your Ranchero breakfast or? I do like a Ranchero. I almost did a little late honey ham yesterday, but I just decided not to. It's just so far out of the way.
Starting point is 00:08:14 I went to ThunderCloud. I haven't been in the mood for breakfast tacos that much lately. I don't know what my problem is. You can just straight up feed me tacos. and queso and let me pet your dog and I'll be good. What if I call you pretty too? And call me pretty. Wow.
Starting point is 00:08:32 And spit in my coffee. Do you mind if I pet your dog? My toxic trade is that I think I kept sleeping. What did the bachelor dude's shirt say? Here to pet dogs. Here to pet dogs. What was it? Pet puppies.
Starting point is 00:08:49 It was a puppy's play. What was his name Blake? Yeah, he was, he was. top tier for a while there. Is there any more juice from traders being the next bachelorette? I haven't seen any news since she dropped the eyes emoji. I did hear she was on a flight to the U.S., but, you know, she's an international woman. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:09:09 Me, think she'd be a good bachelorette. I mean, like, they need to do it. They either need to do it with her or, like, just cancel the franchise. That's a real possibility. I agree. I agree. I think they either need, they need her to save it or they need to completely just cancel it. Dumbzone had reality Steve on last week. Really?
Starting point is 00:09:26 Yeah. I didn't know reality Steve still. He lives at Frisco. Really? Yeah. So I was listening to it and that was his take. He's like, he doesn't, he's like, I don't know if the franchise is going to exist next year. Yeah, I agree.
Starting point is 00:09:39 So. I think they could do Paradise. Paradise sounds great. I think they could. I think they have to use a famous person, someone who's already famous and has all their skeletons out. Like, I know that they did that. with the secret wives of Mormon lives girl but yeah she's like famous only in like a small
Starting point is 00:10:01 sect of people and more is getting more and more famous outside of just love island traders stuff like that speaking to her shout out to all the stoolies listening yeah they're kind of mean to me no the dumb fuck's like will the ds like will i feel like the stooleys are the ones that are me whenever i check a reddit history it's like mean comment and then you go to the reddit history It's like they commented on the yak like 20 minutes ago too. Like they're just deep in the yak right. Deal, dude. Well, shout out to them.
Starting point is 00:10:30 And if you found us through the New York Times, which is failing, then what's up? For context, I'm Dave. That's Will and Randy's producing. We did the game show yesterday that we haven't done in a while, but it was really good. That's on our Patreon. We have content behind a paywall. What do you think? What do you think goes on back there?
Starting point is 00:10:50 How about voicemails from the listeners? 888, 6.6, 188, 4, 4. 422 recording later today. How about Greek week last week? Just good, good old-fashioned college stories of Greek life. And so much more. And just a great way to support the show, support the boys. It's the best way to support us.
Starting point is 00:11:09 I would agree. You can directly support us. It actually is the best way. We also have a newslet. It's a efficient way. Newsletter is going to be a good one this week. Wash.substack.com. That hits your inbox every Friday morning.
Starting point is 00:11:19 Very early. Also, if you're new here, go check out Bit Madness. That was last week. I guess we did Monday. Monday was the championship. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go just go listen to the, maybe we'll do like a super cut or a montage. We'll do something to put it together and package it and make it easily digestible for the folks at home.
Starting point is 00:11:41 I announced the winners to yesterday. That was Steph's Brackett, Meetup, and backing in Boston. apparently backing in Boston, won two years in a row, was top three and two years in a row. So good for them. They were backing in Boston. I will be reaching out later today, hopefully,
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Starting point is 00:13:09 You're an apple ice guy. That's the ones that I steal from Dylan all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how I do. Then I break it. We've got breaking Matt Gates news. Haven't heard that name in years. He's not involved in the political world as much as he used to. My biggest fear is that I'll shave my beard and look like Matt Gates.
Starting point is 00:13:35 When I saw this video, my first reaction was this is what I'm afraid I'd look like if I shave my beard right now. No, I've seen you with, I've seen you. There's some photos that pop up on here. of clean-shaven will. You don't, no. Your jaw is much more proportional. No, dude, my jaw, my worst feature is my jaw, dude. I have nothing.
Starting point is 00:13:54 But you're not, you're not gaitzing. No, but like, I want something chiseled, and I have more something that has been slowly eroded over time. Have you thought about, like, getting a small hammer? Yeah. And just kind of. I'm not, I'm not happy that I'm about to say this, but, like, I have wondered if that would do me some good.
Starting point is 00:14:14 Yeah, I mean, like, I feel like, if you're doing, lymphatic stuff to your face, you're not that far from just chisling your face. I agree. So it's the natural progression. You're not actually breaking it. You're just strengthening it, right? It's strengthening. The bone that is.
Starting point is 00:14:28 You're not looking at all. Get you a glass of milk. What is that mean? A little key kind of looks maxing, dude. I got a haircut yesterday. Our guest? He's our guest today. I got a haircut yesterday.
Starting point is 00:14:38 You didn't say anything. How's tea? How's tea doing? I don't go to tea anymore. Oh, that's right. I still respect tea. I'll send people to tea. but our lives have gone in literal different directions.
Starting point is 00:14:49 I need to check in on her prices because I'm a free agent. Her pricing is good. I don't know if I was grandfathered into anything upon my departure, but I kind of Irish exited the situation, which I feel bad about. But I don't drive to that side of town very often anymore. I get it. I get it. I can't be going out of my way.
Starting point is 00:15:08 What about these aliens? Can we just play the clip? All right. Let's play the clip. I think the most important information will be the biologics that are not human that have been discovered. And even some of the briefings that aren't classified just need to be out in the public. I mean, I had someone come and brief me who was in a military uniform, worked for the United States Army, that was briefing me on the locations of hybrid breeding programs where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race that could engage in intergalactic communication.
Starting point is 00:15:45 An actual uniform member of the United States Army briefed me on that. Non-human biologics, interracial alien mating. What the F is going. Look, wait a second. You had whistleblowers tell you this kind of thing. Can you please unpack that? Yeah, I had a guy who was uniform. He was a senior enlisted with the United States Army.
Starting point is 00:16:11 He came into my office in Cresfew, Florida in a non-classified setting. I had members of my staff there. And what they explained is that the military ran a very secret program where aliens that were living were enforced breeding programs with humans that had been abducted from war zones and from even the caravans of migrants. Now, again, I didn't verify this, but what the whistleblower was telling me is that there were, like, between, six and 12 locations around the country where this happened. And what he wanted was a group members of Congress to all show up at the same time at all of these different locations so that any of those activities could could not be moved. And of course, it's a physical impossibility to get members of Congress to simultaneously show up at like eight locations at one time. And so that never occurred.
Starting point is 00:17:11 What do you mean non-human biologics? Well, that was the testimony of David Grush before the... I'm ready to talk of aliens. I don't think we need the rest of that. My biggest takeaways, I don't like how the host says mating. I don't like that he says mating. I also didn't like that he said, what the F.
Starting point is 00:17:28 He also really wanted to insert the interracial part, too. Yeah, I don't know if that... Does that work? Interspecies, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess human race. I feel like it's a reach. I still don't like...
Starting point is 00:17:40 I feel like there was some deep-seated things there. I also like that MacGate said. we were in a non-classified setting. So, like, this was, they were just shooting the shit. Like, if he was being briefed on this stuff, I feel like that would be a classified setting that you would want to be in, not just, you know, in the lobby.
Starting point is 00:17:56 Well, it sounds like, well, this person, this whistleblower wanted him to know, wanted him to do something about it. Yeah. He was just like, hey, people need to know this. You know, I didn't verify this. It kind of seems like maybe Matt might have been the useful idiot here. Like, let's feed him some alien shit and get the people,
Starting point is 00:18:13 going so he goes on a show like this gets all the dumb pods like us talking about it so people like oh and then they're going to do some like you know distraction thing where it's like oh my god dude this is they're fucking doing it they're here no no meanwhile they're gonna they're gonna raise the price of uh deviled eggs or something when there when there is smoke there's fire and this does take me back to a lot of people did want to clap alien cheeks back at area 51 when we're going to storm it so like i don't i see this as being a possibility. Good point. Good point. A callback point for producer Randy. Not being talked about enough is the implication or the, I guess the accusation that they're just abducting people from
Starting point is 00:18:56 war zones. It feels like a war crime. You can't just kidnap people and force them into breeding. That feels like it's not a, that feels like an outdated notion. I have questions regarding just the science behind it. Is alien semen the same as human semen? Hard to say. Where are we taking care of these babies, these alien hybrid babies in hospitals? How do we know what they need?
Starting point is 00:19:26 I think it would be like a facility thing, like stranger things. It would just keep them all in one place. Okay. Are we turk? Are we baster? They might be basting. I didn't think about the basting side of things.
Starting point is 00:19:39 If there's anyone out there that you like, who's like the first person that comes in mind if you thought like, oh, this alien hybrid panned out? The obvious one is he along us. Yeah, he's pretty obvious. I went Steph Curry first. Oh, yeah. Like, I could, I could see an alien having, like, some sort of, like, better handle on distance and things like that.
Starting point is 00:20:01 Just better touch. Yeah. Better touch, better range, crazy range, even. Steph Curry could be an alien and, like, honestly, be intentionally missing certain shots. So that people don't catch on. Yeah, I was going to say. Because there's really nobody doing, like, shit that's so crazy that it's like, no, the person, you know what I mean? mean like everyone has
Starting point is 00:20:18 Andre the Giant recently saw a clip about how many beers he could drink it was something crazy he could drink like 120 and be fine so many beers dude
Starting point is 00:20:27 that's alien stuff though that's me that's me on five milligrams of Addy yeah depends on the alien too because we're I'm thinking the little guys
Starting point is 00:20:36 so I think like Andread wouldn't be there but there's like big aliens maybe we have multiple different types of aliens and we're just trying to make different types of hybrids about that
Starting point is 00:20:45 I don't really like that this is getting dropped while there's like really like big things happening in the world which there's oh there always is but you know what i'm saying where it's like i think aliens walking among us is a pretty important thing to take into consideration here yeah and don't worry everyone this was from 22 hours ago so this isn't an april fool's thing we ain't fooling yeah we didn't do any april's stuff hey see why a j brown's trending sorry see if you got traded um yeah it's just like i don't know if your messenger should be matt gates that's all I'm saying
Starting point is 00:21:19 yeah yeah I really don't know what we're supposed to feel about that he doesn't he doesn't come off as a guy who's like knowingly spreading misinformation though right like the way he recounts that story
Starting point is 00:21:33 he I don't yeah that's a casual exchange I don't I don't I believe that that happened I just don't believe that it was like a good faith actor it's kind of like talking to a toddler Okay. Like with a fucking huge head.
Starting point is 00:21:50 You can tell when they are lying to you and trying to get something out of you. You can tell when they're being genuine about like, no, I need this. And Matt Gates seemed genuine there. He actually needs a snack. I think it's still just trade rumors. He doesn't just want. When you're like, toddler's like, oh, I got a stomach egg. Do you just want one of those tums that tastes like candy?
Starting point is 00:22:10 Is that what this is? Yeah. There's that you got to really, really correct. Parse that. because they do make tums in like a really good flavors now that if you i'm telling you you give your kid one they're going to think it's candy they're going to want more tums and you got to tell them dude you can't just keep taking tums no one's popping tums like this except for my old roommate jordan hill i am shout out to jordan he pops a lot of fucking tums not to put him on blast you said next to my
Starting point is 00:22:35 wedding dude shot out j hill dude's got fucking reflux again putting him on blast but it's true I like the idea of like some officers being like should we fuck with Gates today? Yeah, that's what I would do. Let's go fuck with Gates. That's what I would do. This guy's an idiot.
Starting point is 00:22:52 You go in there and your service uniform, you got all your brass. Randy flagged something early on. The fact that he said it was not classified. There was an unclassified meeting. Like, yeah. It's just definitely
Starting point is 00:23:04 they could have just been fucking. And he's like eating up the whole time. Like, really? Like, yeah, they like, honestly, people where where they got the aliens they already had them but like the humans like war zones you know migrants stuff like it's bad like that could be easily imagine the group text that all those officers are in right now and they're like do we fucking got him dude he finally told the story out of podcast hold on watch this watch this and i think i think it's best that you try to get members
Starting point is 00:23:35 of congress to show up at these different facilities dude he's definitely going to text some other fucking senators like imagine him showing up yeah imagine him showing up to a facility and just having nothing there it'd be like Rudy Giuliani holding that press conference at that fucking the garden inn
Starting point is 00:23:51 yeah what was it I forget the yeah it was a four seasons there was a four seasons like nursery or something yeah it was like a greenhouse uh
Starting point is 00:24:03 how does this change things if like you found out like actually no this is a thing that's going on what are you gonna like what are you gonna do about it I just change. I mean, maybe it changes you like your, you know, how you, your religion, if you're a spiritual person, like,
Starting point is 00:24:17 but realistically, like my day to day, I'm still going to come in and do the pod. If anything, it's going to help the pod. More to talk about those, those slow Tuesdays and Wednesdays. You come in, you're like, ah, nothing on the rundown. Oh, we can talk about the fucking, uh, the mating or the mating if you're at the Benny show. I have an idea.
Starting point is 00:24:36 Let's hear it. Alien Olympics. Ooh. Hybrid. Olympics. Okay. Just put them all out there. I want to see which Olympians are hybrids right now.
Starting point is 00:24:45 So the whole point of this. Didn't Michael Phelps have like web feet partially or something? Is that true? I thought you just had a huge lats. Hold up. I think he has web feet, dude. He had a weed problem. Marijuana.
Starting point is 00:24:58 That's supposed to be a hero America. We can't be having him having. April 1st, first day in, uh, or first day in Texas. Are you high again? You can't even buy weed in Texas anymore, smokeable weed. Is that true? As of today. Oh, thanks a lot.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Yeah, everyone dying on the edible hill screwed over the smokable hill. Well, that doesn't affect you because you don't even burn. Michael Phelps does not have web feet. However, he possesses unique genetic advantages including exceptionally flexible ankles that function like flippers
Starting point is 00:25:27 on his size 14s. That's a big foot. You know your boys got a small feet. Randy, too. I'm at 10 and a half. Are you really? We're half a size up. I know you're 9 and a half.
Starting point is 00:25:39 I'm a ton and he's a ton and I was 11 at one point and I think my feet are shrinking. May I don't know if that is possible. Maybe they're just curling out like the arch People's feet shrink all the time. Is that true? I don't know. No, maybe.
Starting point is 00:25:52 Maybe. My feet shrunk. That's not funny. One day my feet are going to shrink. Actually, that's kind of, that's, I'm fine with that. I'd rather that than like them get bigger. You know your earlobe gets lower, right?
Starting point is 00:26:05 Isn't that a thing? Yeah, your ears and nose never stop growing. That's a problem. So the whole point of this, is for intergalactic communication is what it seemed like he was saying do you think like Giuliani fucked up that four seasons thing you think anyone's ever applied for a job at Black Rock
Starting point is 00:26:22 and then showed up and understood that they were at a restaurant with a belay in their hand it's fucking casino butter right on the rock that rock sauces like zip sauce do you want to explain with zip sauces is this isn't a Michigan thing yeah I got growing up we would go to this one golf course for dinner. It was like a public golf course, but they had a nice dining room and we'd get dinner
Starting point is 00:26:45 there every once in a while. And they had a steak served with zip sauce. And as a kid, I remember being like, that zip sauce is really, really good. Need it. And then I mentioned it to somebody one time and they had no clue what I was talking about. And I was like, I must have been just like specific to that restaurant. Like, that's just their thing at that restaurant. And then now I've learned that zip sauce is more widespread started in Detroit. It's really good. Like, it's actually really good. I looked it up. It does, like there's some Worcester, right? Yeah. It's like a, it's like peppery, but also it's, it's, it's really good. I think, uh, I think my new favorite part of that video is when she's like, she's starting out and she's like, we all know how to see her steak, right?
Starting point is 00:27:24 She's, and it's like, she's creating like a bond like, okay, you're right. We do all know how to see her steak. Like you understand that I know what you're doing. So it kind of creates that. Yeah. And then she keeps going and they're just like, yeah. She's perfect, dude. She's great. She's never change. She's somebody. I would hire. She's a ride or die. I don't know what for, but if I ever am in a position to hire for like, not like, not necessarily in the service industry, which I think everybody should work for, uh, in the service or retail industry for a year. I've said that for a long time. I agree. See, no, we'll actually agree. Is Dave making a joke about, I'm not being serious, dude. I think I'm a better human because of, uh, my, my waiter days. Agree. I'm a better human for
Starting point is 00:28:04 my four months at subway, probably less than that, actually. Um, I'm not a better human for washing dishes. That was hell. This is why it's just grinding. Dylan just worked at a cell phone. I guess cell phone. Is that retail? Yeah, that's retail. Yeah. That's retail. Boy, I would love, if I could go back in time, you know, you've seen the meme, it's like, girls with the time machine and it's like, I'm your granddaughter, you know, go back in times, meet your young grandma. And it's like, guys, my guy, my time machine, I would go back to like have Dylan pitch me on a singular wireless or whatever it was. Randy, can you spend some time today making a video of Dylan? where it says, Dad, what were you like in the 90s?
Starting point is 00:28:41 And then it's just a bunch of dudes with AI-generated faces that look like Dylan in singular stores. I have put on my to-do list to learn AI video. I know people might not be happy about it, but hey, things are changing and I need to stay up to date. You're the most anti-AI in this company. I'm not anti-AI. I'm more anti-asking AI question and taking 100% faith in what it says. because I still don't think it fully is accurate. It took one instance of me getting got by that
Starting point is 00:29:14 to completely believe in what you're saying. I'm sending you an article. And it was an inconsequential getting got, but it was like, yeah, well, that makes sense it was wrong. I asked Chat GBT, GBT, this question, and it got it wrong. I just sent you an article. It's called AI, Changing Everything. Oh.
Starting point is 00:29:32 You should check it out after the show. It's just pretty crazy. They're saying that Chat, GBT, he'll put you in psychosis if you use it as a therapist because it just tells you you're right all the time to the point where you just believe anything. That was like the whole episode of South Park
Starting point is 00:29:47 with Chad GPT. Randy creates like the stupidest company ever and does all the stuff just because Chat GPT kept on like encouraging him. I think it's real. I think there's a lot of truth in that. So I'm only rocking with Claude. Yeah, I'm a Claude.
Starting point is 00:30:03 I broke the news to Claude the other day that Bob Weirdide. Oh no. Yeah. It said something that I was asking it. When I downloaded Claude, I wanted to ask it the same questions that I asked ChatGPT so I could see like what had better information. Who's the ball knower?
Starting point is 00:30:19 Yeah, who knows Ball? And it said something and I was like, oh, man, I got to tell it right now. It said, Bob, we died. Hey, January. I hope you're sitting down. Oh, dude. This is, there's no easy way to tell you this. I feel good like, I don't feel like superior, but I corrected Claude on something too
Starting point is 00:30:34 because I was trying to find something in its settings and it said it was in this page this. I was like, hey, just so you know, it was actually in this page. Like, oh, don't help it. Do you? Don't help the Quakers. Oh, good, good to know. This will help people in the future. It won't. One thing that's been helping me is all going to ruin us. One thing that's been helping me is Fair Harbor. It's all me look better, dress better, feel better. Seasonal, man. It's that time. Warmer weather, spring travel. Putting on some swim trunks that are like the best. Everybody knows they're the best
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Starting point is 00:31:41 season after season. I'm partial to the crew next, but now they were kind of warming up. I really like the denim as well. I really like their lightweight hoodies also. You know what daddy's into right now? What's daddy into? The Terry Cloth polos? Yes. I'm glad you brought those up. I'm packing them up for my trip back to Dallas. We're taking the family to Palm Springs next week, and I'm packing two of those bad boys. Yeah, that's going to hit. A white one and a Navy one. It's going to hit. Shout out to Dylan for giving me his. He did give you his. You got the white one? They said what? And shout out to Randy for giving you his as well. Oh yeah, Randy did give me one of
Starting point is 00:32:14 those. I gave you the Navy one. He'll need smaller shoulders so you, so they fit better on you. Like me. I just knew that you really wanted them. I'm like, I did. I'll donate. I did. I've been looking for some for a while. I've been wanting it. It's great. Well, you can head to fair harbor Clothing.com and use code circling back 20 for 20% off your full price order now through April 30th. Once again, that's Fair Harbor, H-A-R-B-O-R-R-Clothing.com for 20% off. Make sure you use our code circling back 20 so they know we sent you. Well, Will, happy to have you back because it's time to shrink the game. Are we shrinking the game?
Starting point is 00:32:57 Terrible producing there. It could have been better. fucking shrink, dude. There comes to a little fart. Shrink the game. Semi shrink yesterday with the Jason Kelsey at Augusta. Dude, shrink. This is a full shrink.
Starting point is 00:33:20 Shrink. This is a full-ass shrink. Or fast, as I call it. Man, there's been a lot of talk lately. Come on, dude. A lot of talk lately about Peter Millar, man. As we know, as a robot company, Peter Millar, their logos just start peeling off the back of those shirts, man.
Starting point is 00:33:37 are just heat applied. Not good. I have a couple Peter Millar things. It's just coming off. It's like, what are we doing here? Embroiter that. Embryor that. You got it here.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Well, this dude did the ultimate embroidery. Come on. He got the Malar tattooed on his back. This is a load of malarkey. He put the team on his back, dude. Yeah, on the back of his neck. Dude, that's painful. That's like the little bone back there.
Starting point is 00:34:01 What's that little neck bone that protrudes? The neck bone goes in. It connects to the, whatever. Probably one of your vertebrae, I think is what you think. Probably. Probably you're a V2. Probably like your C5 or something. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:34:14 C40. Can we operate under the assumption that this is an AI generated? I zoomed in on it and it does look like a recently done tattoo, which is what's throwing me a little bit. Go to the hand. This looks, I mean, look, I don't know. Mr. Hay. Either way, somebody put this together. And I like that the hashtags, Malar Monday, hashtag crown crafted.
Starting point is 00:34:35 I've seen dudes who have the No nobody I knew in college But there are people who have the Ralph Lauren Force I don't know It looks like maybe a little too clean
Starting point is 00:34:46 Like those are some like very Like is the circle too perfect The circle's a little too perfect Yeah dude He might have he might have AI'd this But he could have He could have created a thousand more of these By just simply posting it on the internet
Starting point is 00:34:58 I don't want duplicate Peter Millar tattoos based on the burnerverse someone's going to do this I mean this is a good bet payoff you can get you have to get the the um what how would you classify a millar
Starting point is 00:35:16 the upper tier men's brand logo tattoo of your choice so you know you've got your your polos your milars put roll back in there oh yeah I'm definitely getting the little polo right there over my heart just so it's like a little right there maybe I'll just get this ragged
Starting point is 00:35:35 and bone. Rag and bone. Rag and bone one. I mean, the Roeback one, you could at least, it's like a dog boy. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:35:42 you could edit that in the future and I can put some like rosy ears on it and stuff. This is like what? Dude, he's wrapping the crown. This is just, this is tough. I mean,
Starting point is 00:35:52 I'd get the vineyard vines well. Okay, chef and Ian would approve. Mm-hmm. I'll get the Raleigh gentleman logo. Okay. Good call. The old one?
Starting point is 00:36:03 The, the, the, We definitely got some missions of people that had the Roddy Gentleman logo tattooed on them. Yeah, we definitely did. Shout out to Voltzboro. Voltzbrose got my face pre-mustache on him. That was so sick.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Seriously, can you just get the mustache filled in if you haven't? Like, I don't like that my... Venmo for the mustache. Yeah, how much for that mustache? It can't be more than like 100 bucks. I submitted a form recently to get a tattoo to a girl in Austin. And she didn't respond. So I'm taking that as a sign from God.
Starting point is 00:36:35 Yeah, don't force it Yeah, I don't want to force it It doesn't feel right If she's not gonna respond it doesn't feel right Do you want to disclose what you were thinking? No I gave her actually I gave her two things that I've been stewing on
Starting point is 00:36:47 To catch you ideas, piece I don't really want one that bad though I just kind of think it'd be fun to like show up And be like dude look what I got It would be cool It would be fun the boys would love it There's kind of there's something do Having an unsullied body though
Starting point is 00:37:01 I know Yeah, can you go to heaven Yep Go to the gym and it's like, look at all these guys of their tats. Like, they all look alike. And here's me. My little full arms.
Starting point is 00:37:12 I also get scared of getting a tattoo somewhere that's like popular to get a tattoo right now. And then like, then later, like, people are like, dude, yeah. I mean, he obviously got that in 2025 or 2026. Stick and poke thigh, I feel like was the tattoo of like 2019 to 2024. Stick and poke in general. But getting them on your thigh, that's a big, like, that feels very like, late. Gen Z. Like just peeking out of the shorts.
Starting point is 00:37:40 Yeah. I don't have the quads for a straight-up thigh drawn. What do you talk? You kind of do. Maybe I do. There's a lot of real estate on there. I don't want to shave my thigh in the area that I have to do it. Fair.
Starting point is 00:37:54 Fair point. Fair Harbor. To callback. Yeah, I hope this is real. Oh, big sneeze? Maybe one of the smallest sneezes I've ever heard. What a, what a lightdown, dude What a letdown of a sneezing?
Starting point is 00:38:09 No, I was trying to go quiet for the show, but it hurt it. It was like, I was keeping it in so much that it like reverberated back into the back of my head. When you turn your head like that, you gotta be careful. You can pull a muscle. Trust me, Hollis. I just worked through a neck issue. Took me about two days with that Thergan mini. Really?
Starting point is 00:38:27 You got the mini? I've got the mini too. I got the mini for Christmas last year. It's a good gift. It was an awesome gift. You can pack it on golf trips. I'm no longer sponsored by Thergan on the Sunday Scary's podcast. as it's been probably about six years since that happened.
Starting point is 00:38:38 But don't waste your money on the big one. Just get the small one. They got, they were early. They only, they did one read, I think. And like the deal was like they gave me a small monetary value in a theragon.
Starting point is 00:38:50 And I wanted a theragone so bad that I was like, yeah, let's do it. So this is a tease. There's a sponsor that Brett's potentially working. Well, they're vetting us, I think.
Starting point is 00:39:00 It's a vetting stage. It's going to, it's going to be funny. It's going to be good. No, it's a good sponsor. It's going to be good content, especially if we can get to the, get the man behind the product on the show.
Starting point is 00:39:16 I, I didn't even think of that as a possibility. It's probably not. And I'm not, we're not really in the, I don't want to randy it where I just start asking Brett, like, hey, can we get the,
Starting point is 00:39:28 we get so-and-so-on? Dude, I, I get so wronged around here. The one thing that I really ask, like, hey, the one time I ever asked if we could get a sponsor, it was for Lolo Blankets. He was like, oh, they have, I think they're doing fine enough advertising. And then we got a great deal with them and stuff. So I don't know why I'm the one.
Starting point is 00:39:46 I kind of agreed to submit that time, though, unfortunately. I kind of agreed. I was like, eh, I don't know if they're going to be. No, it's just, it's more. But all the influencers they were working with had like millions upon millions of followers and stuff. So I figured that that was their entire strategy. They wouldn't want to want to fuck with podcasts.
Starting point is 00:40:00 You have to have a, you have to have a relationship with your audience. It's important. No, I'm just talking more about like we get a sponsor. Randy really does his diligence, his due diligence on the product. I do my diligence with everything. Everything. Sure. And I love that Brett's kind of the middleman for that diligence.
Starting point is 00:40:20 And if this goes through. No, it's not my pillow. It's not my pillow. It's not my pillow. It's actually Patriot Mobile. We're all getting Patriot Fong. It's McAfee Antivirus. Okay.
Starting point is 00:40:36 Definitely, that was definitely on my parents' computer at one point. For sure. It's still on mine. I think I bought, I think I bought a physical version of it from OfficeMax at one point and installed it on our Windows XPPC. Hell yeah. I saw a girl last night on Antiques Roadshow.
Starting point is 00:40:51 What a girl on. This is, this blew my mind. Obviously, I was watching Antiques Roadshow, Charlevoie, Michigan edition. And this girl showed up with a Donkey Kong video game. And I was like, what? You're showing up to the Antiques Roadshow with a Super Nintendo game.
Starting point is 00:41:07 Okay. Turns out. No spoilers. So if you're big Antiques Roadshow head, skip ahead. She got the competition version where the game only lasts five minutes and they've used it in competitions hosted by Nintendo. And so if you put the game in and start playing it at exactly five minutes, it shuts off exactly five minutes. It shuts off Patreon.com slash circling back podcast. It shuts off every time.
Starting point is 00:41:32 and so she was like this is weird brought it to a garage sale they offered her $1,000 for it and she was like well I certainly have something here I should probably hold on to it I think it ended up being worth about $5,000 or a flea market
Starting point is 00:41:48 not she didn't take it to a garage sale she took it to a flea market I didn't think people were going to be parsing words here I just I think garage sale that you don't sell anything over like $60 but a flea market I guess the guy was like yeah if she was on Pond's
Starting point is 00:42:02 guy probably would offer him like 20 bucks the further we get from pawn stars the more I think those guys were just screwing people constantly I think it's still going on yeah I thought I thought my buddy Matt you know Matt Matt K yeah did he go in there he would do it I'd show up to class
Starting point is 00:42:18 he'd be like yeah I was watching pawn stars all night did I get it dude I get it fucking love that show what was that dude's name smudgy Rick oh um Schmigel Chung Chung Lee no no it's just street fire No, that was also the name. Oh, okay, sorry.
Starting point is 00:42:35 I'm also, I'm almost positive. Chumley. Chumley. Chumley. Chungley was, yeah. Joe Hendry. That's the person I was trying to say, the wrestler, not John Henry. Not John Henry.
Starting point is 00:42:45 So I hear a really good song. Look up the Joe Hendry song on Spotify. Okay. Say his name. He'll be there. I believe in Joe Hendry. That's actually only on vinyl. That song is a bit in our music league where people just
Starting point is 00:43:01 submit it. You guys do a lot of bits in that league. Dude, shout out to my league. Are you still winning, like, in a landslide? I know you guys are started. No, no, it's never been a landslide, but I do well. Do you ever submit landslide? It's probably a repeat at this point.
Starting point is 00:43:14 Can't submit repeats, dude. I haven't checked the standings in a minute. That's disrespectful. We're deep in the remembering Bob Weir round, which I did not suggest and everyone gets it. Totally just found out he died. Just died. Claude told you?
Starting point is 00:43:26 Just died. Claude told me. Shit. But there's people in there that aren't into Bob Weir, right? Yeah, they hate it. They hate the Grateful Dead. So they're the ones doing Biss. Yeah, they'll submit.
Starting point is 00:43:37 This round is going to be an all-time disrespectful round of Bob Weir. That's disrespectful. It's going to be very disrespectful. I'm in second right now. I'm two points behind. Save Gangham style for banners. Shout out Macy. But you won last time with a pretty big lead, right?
Starting point is 00:43:51 Yeah, I think I won the last one. I'm different, though, dude. People don't realize I've only, I've done seven leagues. I've won two of them, and I've gotten second and third and one. two others. Do people at home know what this music league is? Have you ever actually talked about it on the podcast? It's so much fun. It sounds like, but here's a thing.
Starting point is 00:44:07 But maybe this is why it's fun. It goes back and forth from like sounding like fun but to also sounding like a total beating. Like we're just to beat it. Explain it for the folks at home. There's this app called Music League. It connects with Spotify. So you have to use Spotify. But you have
Starting point is 00:44:25 different rounds. And for each round, you have a prompt, and you have to submit a song for that prompt. And then when it goes to the voting after everybody has submitted, you have three up votes you can give out and one down vote to give out. And it spits out a Spotify playlist in the app that you can just click, listen to playlist. It opens up Spotify, has all the songs right there for you. And then you vote. That's cool. So like one... App is so shitty. Like one prompt would be like the song you play to go save your wife that's been kidnapped, Right? It's a bunch of like different fun prompts.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Yeah. And people try to submit and like get the best song. Sometimes we just do like one we did recently was like cocaine, 1976 to 1978. And so you had to pick a song that sounded like they had been doing cocaine. That's a lot of fun. It was fun. It was a good run. I don't know anything about doing cocaine in the late 70s, but I bet that was a, that was some good cocaine music.
Starting point is 00:45:23 I bet that was the time to do it. Do you remember what you picked? No. come anybody want to call out maybe somebody who plays too much dude no dude i got some real ones in there dude shut out riker shout out macy hell yeah shout out josh blaine's not in there you don't we're good we're good we've heard stained yeah it's been a while bud it's been a while man if you know somebody who's just listening to way too much stained my our next sponsor can help you out. This show is brought to you by BetterHelp. Better Help therapists work according to a
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Starting point is 00:47:06 That's better-h-E-L-P.com slash circling back. I don't know why this is on the rundown. You just put like some normal shit on there. I don't know how you're going to get a segment about this. Nothing weird happened. Years ago. Years ago, we had this podcast called Touching Base.
Starting point is 00:47:27 remember that pretty good little pod we had a fun little relationship with the callaway boys mainly our friends hashtag chad and a j of good boy originals and on some episode that we had chat on he discussed the fact that uh j was watching full length movies before work dude still one of the most insane things i've ever heard on that show and he wasn't doing it with like a you know like a five-year-old or something like that like he's sit he was just sitting there grinding out movies. I started to love the idea of doing that, like, just waking up early and just like getting something under the belt for the day. Yeah, I just watched Wuthering Heights. I like a lot of like people now, like in the manosphere, things of that nature. Do you know what that is? It's a sphere full of
Starting point is 00:48:10 men. They'll be like, oh, you should get up. You should get some sunlight. I call that a debting company show. Oh, dude. I just saw this. It's good. Bob Weir passed away. Where did you see that? Claude. I was clotting. No, you know, they're like, oh, we got to get some sunlight. light, get out, move a little bit, go for a walk, maybe exercise. None of them say, watch a movie, watch a full-length feature film. I need to start turning on the TV earlier when I get up at like five and can't sleep. That's a full two hours. I can be knocking out, knocking out movies.
Starting point is 00:48:43 Yeah, catch a, what's the movie from the Oscars or whatever? I don't know. I'm not going to watch Hamnet early in the morning before my kid wakes up. It's depressing. Yeah. Hamnet will just make me hungry. Yeah. Or hungry.
Starting point is 00:48:54 I mean, just completely going off what you were saying about getting sunlight in the morning. I am going to start trying to bike back in the morning. My days always feel better biking into work in the sunlight and getting like the blood pumping. I don't like working out in the morning. I don't like working out in general. But I don't like working out in the morning because I don't feel like I'm getting the most out of myself. I agree.
Starting point is 00:49:18 I feel like I'm still a little tired and dragging and I never truly get there. I think your grip strength is less in the morning. From what I've heard from your girl. Oh. But, like, doing it after work just sounds like such a beating, too. It's like, man, the last thing I want to do is go do that afterward. You have to really extend the workday and just be like, I'm immediately going to go workout to this.
Starting point is 00:49:38 This is part of the work day. That four to six gym crowd is tough. That's why I like biking into work because it's, I've tried being the early morning workout guy and it's so I just can't do it where at least is like, this is a commute thing. Like, I have to do it to get into work. So it's like, I'm not doing it for exercise. It gets me going. I feel like I can't condone you riding up Lamar.
Starting point is 00:49:59 I'm not writing up Lamar. I make sure that I have... It's just terrible road. I've got my path that I go through the neighborhoods and stuff, so I'm rarely ever on like a busy road. I mean, like being 20 years old, needing to lose some weight after, you know, drinking heavily for the last five years.
Starting point is 00:50:13 Brat. I decided I was going to just start running every day. And waking up when it's pitch black outside at 7 a.m. In snowy northern Michigan in the middle of winter, her driving to the gym, working out, and then leaving the gym while it's still kind of dark out.
Starting point is 00:50:30 It was just, it was the worst experience ever. Bleak. All that to say. Dave did something crazy before work today. So I put it on the rundown. You mowed an entire ass lawn before work today? Was this just because I was on today's episode and you wanted to,
Starting point is 00:50:46 you wanted to lawnmog me? No, I'll tell you what happened. I've been waking up this week very early. and I don't know why. Like naturally. I have been too, dude. And it's bothering me.
Starting point is 00:50:58 And it's like, I just haven't felt, I feel like I'm not like a dragon. I'm not exhausted, but exhausted, but I like haven't had like an exceptional night's sleep yet. So I normally go to the gym after I drop my son off and I go straight there. I shower there and try to get here by, I'm usually here like five minutes, like 935 or 940, hopefully the latest. But today I had my stuff for the gym packed I wasn't, well, it's not that I'm not feeling good, but I can just tell my body's tired. And it's like, you should probably rest.
Starting point is 00:51:32 I get in my, I go. Don't be afraid of a rest, eh-hoff. I start driving to the gym. I get in that lane. And then I hit the exit and I said, you know what? I've got to mow the lawn tonight either way because I'm leaving town. And we're about to start getting some rain. I'm just going to say, fuck it and go home and mow the lawn.
Starting point is 00:51:49 So I don't have to do it when I get back. from work today. So I went, I went home and mowed the lawn. And I did it. It takes me about 30, 35 minutes if I really do it, really push it.
Starting point is 00:52:04 You know what? It was not, it was overcast. I got outside. It was a great morning to mowed along. Yeah. And it's going to be probably 90 degrees when we get out of here today.
Starting point is 00:52:16 So I did it. And look, it's not something I recommend doing before work. I'm probably a little. nasely today because of the grass, things of that nature. But yeah, I did it. I did a thing. Sue me. Damn, I want to go blow my lawn off at a lunch today. You can come do mine. I love it, dude. Just putting in some headphones and start blowing. I could blow forever.
Starting point is 00:52:41 I've been there. It kind of feels like your number one blowing song. Meet Me at the Creek by Billy Strings live in Austin, Texas. It's 20 minutes long. You can just start blowing, blow and blowing. And like it made me feel like I was on some sort of amphetamine when I was doing it last time. I just, I felt too powerful. Is that a cure to male loneliness? Man, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:53:03 I've been playing that Lego Star Wars game on PS5 lately. And like I actually felt like one of the Lego characters like doing a flamethrower or something. It was sick. Tom out. How does that relate to the blowing? Because the little characters, they're like. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:53:18 And that's what I was doing. Sick. leaves. I wasn't in Star Wars. No, I know. Okay. Cool. So you're having like, you're like, he had a blaster. A lot of guys have, a lot of people will say, or some people will be like, you can meditate and you can like your body can release like natural DMT or like, you know, you can, if you're really good at it. You on the other hand can blow leaves whilst listening to Billy strings and headphones. He's in a blow state. And get meth and you can, your body releases methamphetamine. A blow state. That's good, Randy. Give yourself a point. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:53:53 I mean, I texted out 31326 to a small group text of Billy Strings fans that said it was just a screenshot and I said, this plus blowing leaves equals feels like cocaine. Okay. That's a nice little dopamine hit. Yeah. It's also, I've realized that blowing leaves is the closest thing to shoveling snow that I have right now. Oh, good call. That is in terms of accomplishment when you're done and you look back, it's like, yep, I did that. It's a uniquely Midwest, northern Midwest thing to, not uniquely I shouldn't say that, but it is a thing that I think of. Black Rock Bar and Grill is pretty uniquely Midwest as well. What about Blackstone? Have you checked out their fits? Is that what is called Blackstone? That's Tommy's. I really want to go to one of these black, whatever the restaurant's called.
Starting point is 00:54:42 That's Black Rock. Yes. I want to go to Black Rock Bar and Grill. They have one in Sioux St. Marine, Michigan. I think next winter, when Lake Superior State is playing, we check out their schedule, check out the home schedule. I'll pick up some tickets for us. I think they're about five bucks. We'll go to one of the games and we'll pregame it there. Sounds great. Are they the ones with the hat that you wanted? Yeah, dude. If anyone has any access to any vintage Lake Superior State University gear from the 90s, I will pay top dollar. That guy would not sell. Dude, I was willing to pay way too much money for a hat just because that was the, it was perfect. Sorry, where were we? You guys were in Louisville. It was, you guys were either at Bourbon and Beyond at a sporting store or you, yeah, or Greenville. And they had a Lake Superior State hockey hat that was in pristine condition. It was cool.
Starting point is 00:55:33 It was like noticeably cool. I think we recognized it and made the connection that we talked about it before. I think part of the reason I wanted it so bad was because I, I think I might have had that hat at some point in my childhood. and it like it just resonates with me. I was ready to drop the bag on that guy. He didn't even respond to my email. No. I'm going to follow up.
Starting point is 00:55:51 Trash. I'm going to follow up on that email. Yeah, I'm not saying everybody should mow the lawn before work. But if you got some time, dude, it's nice. It's not when it's like hanging over your head, one of those to-does and you knocked it out. No, like I get to go home and get yelled at by my kids and not have to mow the lawn. I can yell at you here. That makes you feel better.
Starting point is 00:56:13 man i can't picture you yelling at anybody me you don't seem like the yelling type i could who's the last person you yelled at can be you you bitch ass that's not even to yell yeah don't do it i'm not gonna yell in the microphone i'm a producer that's the last thing oh yeah dude you fuck you've been crushing it that's mean that's mean that's really mean i'm trying to apologize i'm trying to poke the bear dude um um dillan's gonna yell at us and he finds out we we flamed his pancake order. And that we also took down the arch jersey. Yeah, it's a visual show.
Starting point is 00:56:49 I didn't want to say anything, but yeah. Look, we got prime time. One is an established Hall of Famer. The other is potential first-round draft pick, if you listen to Dylan. We needed to switch the jersey. I like this. I like this a lot. You got to mix it up.
Starting point is 00:57:04 Yeah. And our friend Adam from DoorDash hooked it up. Thank you, Adam. I think he hooked it up with the arch jersey too. Then he gets the arch one too. So we need to put both up. Both, sorry, both up. Dude, shout out to a backer, Mikhail.
Starting point is 00:57:20 Who stopped in? Who brought, yeah, he brought gifts and came by today. Yeah, we had a backer stopping the stew today and bring us some absolute creamy boys. He brought some creamy boys and maybe a gift for somebody. We got to do a gift for Dylan. I was looking, I don't think they offer lymphatic. I was wanting to give them lymphatic massages. Dude, I legitimately think it would be the funniest thing in the world to just get a dozen hard-boiled eggs.
Starting point is 00:57:44 Wayvos delivered to their room. With like a bottle of champ or just the egg. Yeah, bottle of shamter, something too. I think we should get it. I think we should ask, be like, hey, our friends there, he's on a really specific diet. We'd like to send him something that he'd really appreciate. And we send him a dozen slunks, hearties.
Starting point is 00:58:01 Yeah, he's on a diet of champagne and eggs. Yep. He has a sulfur kick. He's on. Yeah. That's his kink, actually. He would love it, dude. He would love it.
Starting point is 00:58:09 Yeah, that'd be funny. We could do it. Let's do it. We got to call the hotel. how's your Spanish I see I see we'll do a video we'll talk in Spanish
Starting point is 00:58:20 and they're just like just just talk English sir I've been trying to I've been trying to do more Spanish it's not it's not panning out well Sally said that that was her New Year's resolution was trying to become fluent this year
Starting point is 00:58:30 how's that going I can't tell I existed for a really long time in our relationship thinking I knew more Spanish than her and I'm soon learning that she's much more comfortable with it She did study abroad in Spain.
Starting point is 00:58:46 I did not. I simply took two years of collegious Spanish. I took zero years of collegiate Spanish. Yeah. Four years of high school Spanish, though. I think one of the worst grades I've ever gotten was my, the second Spanish class I took in college. That was a little about my pay grade. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:05 Didn't really know what was going on. You got to really immerse yourself and not skip class. Not skip class. It's true. Frat, though. Gotta get a pledge to sign you in. Yeah, I didn't send any proxies. Yeah, you gotta send a proxy and see, go to your test bank.
Starting point is 00:59:21 We didn't have, our test bank, ass. Dude, so stupid. Someone just has a sharp eye-clicker. A former sponsor of ours, Liquid IV has done a post today on April Fool's Day. I'm unfollowing every brand that does a bad April Fool's. I'm just saying, I'm putting that out there right now. Okay. If you do a bad one, I'm unfollowing you.
Starting point is 00:59:36 If you do a good one, I'm judging you, but I'm not unfollowing. Well, what was this bad one here? That's the thing. It's a good one. Okay. But it's so good that if it's an April Fool's joke, I'm going to be a little pissed off about it. This is Liquid I-B. Is this on their Instagram?
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Starting point is 01:00:08 Can I say something? Please. On a pocket. Please. I have been redoing some stuff on the Sunday, Scary's website, something that has been largely untouched for months, if not years. And I have to say, I've been working a lot in Squarespace lately. A lot in Squarespace lately. Nice. They have changed the way that you can design your site. And it's almost like a grid that you can just drag things around it.
Starting point is 01:00:35 It's crazy how simple it is. It is crazy how simple it is. And you can make it look all really good. If you go to Sunday dash scarries right now. Dot com right now, you can see the work that I've done. I have no, I can't code. I can't vibe code. I can't really do anything. So you go to that site, this looks like someone professionally did it. You don't even need to know how to vibe code to do it.
Starting point is 01:00:54 That's the thing. They got great SEO tools also help you find your audience that you're looking for, email, all that stuff, man, marketing. It's like you have a whole team behind you, but it's the Squarespace tools to help you out. I got a report just yesterday morning of my email subscriptions that came through over the weekend. Heck yeah. Pretty happy with it. Pretty happy with it.
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Starting point is 01:01:34 We're huge fans, such huge fans. Will, I'm sorry, I'm checking out your... what you've done here on the scariest. It's an evolving thing. I've just been tinkering, you know. I'm a tinkerer. If you're a tinkerer or if you're not, Squarespace is for you.
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Starting point is 01:02:21 I, what I'm seeing and what I've seen in the stores already, this is not an April Fool's thing. I'm assuming that you're referring to the Grillo Pickles, Liquid Ivy, a collab. Yeah, bud. Oh, that's got to be real. It's real. I've definitely seen a different high. do a like dill pickle flavor too and okay i'm ordering so dude you're boiled drink pickle
Starting point is 01:02:45 juice based it's like oh you can actually order over it's so good on the website like i would be very surprised if they actually went through with all this and like made you be able to order it on the website that'd be like a stupid i'm hungry i'm ordering i'm ordering one should i get the bundle where you also get a free tumbler ooh i don't know if i like it enough is that way, is that a pickle-shaped tumbler? The hydration? Oh, no, here we go. You mean this tumbler? Okay. I was looking at the water bottle that's kind of vaguely shaped like a pickle. Gorlowe's are my second favorite pickle. Klausen, curse? Klausen's. Klausen is the call. What's the one that Dillon's always gassing up? He's a high end pickleys. I get it. I'll hear like, if someone tells me that their
Starting point is 01:03:33 favorite pickle is a wickle, I'm like, okay, you're, you're deep enough to be wickling. Here's thing. I hate, I hate when he says wickles, pickles. He says, I put some wickles on it. I'm like, just say that you put some pickles on it. You don't need to. Yeah, because it may, it's not ingrained in my head. I always have to think for a split second. And it makes it seem like.
Starting point is 01:03:51 I'm just a deal boy through and through. Would you put fried pickles on your app draft? Ooh, that's a great segue. Dave. It depends. It depends. I like fried pickles. I like the fried pickle chips more than like the spears.
Starting point is 01:04:08 I think the spears can get a little mushy, whereas the chips. No mush and the chips. It's more of a flavor play in the chips, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Tough screenshot for Dorn. So something exciting that happens in Wash Media when a video goes viral as the clip of this drafted on the circling back Instagram, which you can follow at Circling Back Pod.
Starting point is 01:04:27 We're still getting run away out of this, folks. You still get a lot of comments weeks after. And the comments on this one are particularly just great. Got one today. it said, Dylan literally knows nothing. Wings, I'm not letting you get off like that. Dave blew y'all boys out the water. Randy coming in second, but artichoke dip is deaf a selfish pick for the table. That's true. I never thought of it like that. Yeah. Why is spinach artichoke a selfish dip for the table? I feel it made me not a lot of people like it. I don't actually,
Starting point is 01:04:59 I never heard of anyone dislike. I feel like it's like one of the most popular ones. I think if you called it something else, it would be more popular. Artichoke is off pudding. Artichoke's rule. A lot of People don't like it. I think artichokes are on pudding. Unless it's bad queso, no one's going to be mad at queso. No one's going to be mad at guac. But I feel like people could be like spinach artichoke dip, but it's fucking delicious. No, like Hillstone restaurants are really popular right now.
Starting point is 01:05:20 And they have a really good spinach artichoke dip. What's it called? The restaurant that you went to recently. It's like a zip sauce. It's like a zip sauce, like a rock sauce. What's the restaurant I went to recently? The one that I go to that I'm blanking on that has the same. steaks and the burgers and the martini that you had that you said was just fine murray's no jake harvers
Starting point is 01:05:44 no is it here no it's like the steakhousey one you and alissa went on a date in austin or in dallas it's near it's closer to my place than your place bartlett's yeah bartlett's is essentially a hillstone restaurant yeah like the people everyone there just ordered a stint arta truck that dipped the entire time we love it we ordered it it it was good well Dave did reference it early or that it's funny to read these comments because it's a bunch of people who don't know who you guys are. They just say our names.
Starting point is 01:06:14 Like, yeah, they just, but they refer to the names because it's on here. It's like, Dylan's an idiot. Yeah. It's great. Um, can I give some instant takes on your all's draft real quick? Sure.
Starting point is 01:06:25 Go for it. Dylan having the first overall pick and going chips and Kso feels like drafting an offensive lineman. It's like you're setting yourself up for the future, but like, it's not a sexy pick. Interesting. Fried Pick.
Starting point is 01:06:39 for Randy first is kind of crazy. I love fried pickles, man. Okay. That's fine. That's good enough for me. You've proven yourself. Love them. Everything else on here, like chips and salsa, Dave, like, you're the chips and salsa guy,
Starting point is 01:06:51 so I had to do it to him. You know, you had to do it to them. If I would go back, I would say that stipulation that you couldn't pick chips and I couldn't pick cheddar bag biscuits. Because people have pointed out, like, those aren't apps. Those are like the free things at the table. So, like, and also, I want cheddar biscuits and I wasn't part of it. the discussion originally about you guys saying not name brand stuff.
Starting point is 01:07:12 I already made the pick. Devil's slunks going that deep in the draft is crazy. Crazy. I think that for me, with my big board that's in front of me right now, I have a hard time putting anything above deviled slugs. Interesting. I just have never seen or been a part of a group that's ordered deviled eggs at a restaurant. It always seems like it's a side dish at like a cookout or something.
Starting point is 01:07:36 devil, I feel like it's typically at like a, maybe I'm just thinking Jeffries, but like a steakhouse is a lot of places, which isn't necessarily a big group. But this is a guarantee to you. This is a guarantee to you. If I'm in a restaurant and they have deviled eggs on the menu, they're getting ordered every single time. Okay. I have the same policy that Michael has with octopus. If there's octopus on the menu, Mike is getting it. Sometimes I don't point out that there's an octopus on the menu if I'm eating with Micah because I don't want to eat the octopus. I did go Kalamari the third round. I got a mod. I guess I've never been to a restaurant with you with devil eggs. I love devil eggs. I love them, dude. I just never even thought them as an appetizer.
Starting point is 01:08:12 All right, do you want my big board? Yeah. Yeah. What would have gotten drafted? Mm-hmm. All right, deviled eggs is first for me. Number two, I believe it was taken on here. No, it's not even on here.
Starting point is 01:08:26 Shrimp cocktail. Yeah. Yeah, that was cold. Cold, cold with some cocktail sauce. Yeah. It's seasonal to me. How did Dylan not go oysters? Great question.
Starting point is 01:08:39 I don't know how oysters didn't go. Because he likes... I mean, we all... I don't know about Randy, but I know the three of us... I like oysters. Big oysters guys. I'm fine if I have three oysters. If there's four of us at a table and we all want three,
Starting point is 01:08:54 let's get a dozen. I need good presentation and I need really good horseradish. I don't need the fake, the creamy stuff. I want, like, the real horseradish that they, like, put out. And it's going to like, I'm going to, if I, if I, if I, if I overdo it just a little bit, I'm going to get that like two second like brain sinus burn. Yeah. I want to think something's wrong for like exactly half of a second. Yeah, just a little rush. Get me through dinner. Wake you up. I have something on here that I think falls into the chips and salsa and cheddar
Starting point is 01:09:26 biscuits scenario. The Italian salty snack trio. I don't even know what that is. Everywhere you go and Italy. They just give you olives, nuts, and chips. Interesting. It's just a little salty snack to get you even more thirsty. And it works. I love it. I've been doing it at home lately. Another sneaky good one. Italian, American Italian.
Starting point is 01:09:51 Prachute wrapped around melon is fucking good. It's a juxtaposition, Randy. I feel like we don't see that enough over here, man. The saltiness. With the melon. Oh. We recently ordered some prosciutto from H.E.B. And they didn't put paper in between the pieces of prosciutto.
Starting point is 01:10:07 And it all melted together into one giant, thick-ass piece of prosciutto. And when I was trying to pick it apart, it literally felt like I was, there's a dead animal in front of me. And I was ripping its meat out of it. Every time you pull it, like, oh, oh, hey. Hey, hey. You see, uh, did Bob Weir's dead, T. Stop. I read it on Claude.
Starting point is 01:10:27 I read it on the Claude. All right, you ready for the rest of my list that I would have, that I would have been completely happy to throw out there? Obviously chicken wings. I don't feel like people take me as a chicken wing guy. I love a chicken wing. Everybody loves a chicken wing. It's just I just don't as an app. It's like, man, I,
Starting point is 01:10:43 that's what I like it as an app, though. I like it as an app. I don't need it as a full entree. I want to eat two or three. Oh, see, that's the thing. I want to eat like 20. For me, it's a cleanliness play, not a hunger play.
Starting point is 01:10:54 Trust me, I love chicken wings, but I don't want it. I don't want it deeply ingrained in my cuticles by the end of it. You know what I mean? He's on his, he's on his nail growing grind. John Gruden said he would, during the combine, him and Mike Leach, and like a group of guys would go to Hooters and shut it down. Mike Leach would, like, order it for everybody.
Starting point is 01:11:12 And they would go through like five rolls of the big paper towels. I'm like that, you know it smelled crazy in there. I would love to split a pile of wings with Mike Leach. Yeah. I haven't had a good chicken wing night in a long time. You should have you. Me neither, dude. Me neither.
Starting point is 01:11:27 Sounds really good right now. You know, squad lunch at pluckers? Maybe. There's a place up by you. It's called Wings Up. That's apparently some of the best in Austin. I've been really winding. I went once and it was right after a huge storm and everyone lost power.
Starting point is 01:11:40 So I didn't get my. Not just saying this because I want female friendship, but like I do like Hooters wings a lot. I do too. I think those wings at a host locos are. Oh. I don't know. But they're good. Don't know.
Starting point is 01:12:00 I will never find out. I'll never know. Some other apps that I like, boys. I'm going to go a little quicker on these ones, since it's not as important. I do like a steamed artichoke. I love it. Junes. Just, oh, it's the best.
Starting point is 01:12:13 It's so good. This is getting into the will-to-free's territory here. The steamed artichoke is very well. Here's one that I never had until I moved to Austin, and now I see it everywhere. Shoshito peppers. Oh, good one. Just get some flaky salt up on there. It always hits.
Starting point is 01:12:27 They're not too spicy, but they're so good. There's something I think you're going to say, and I thought about it. I'm just, I'm wondering, because you're trending that. way now with that last one. I've got a Hamachi Crudo on here. Okay. I wasn't. Okay.
Starting point is 01:12:40 See, I don't even know what any of the shit is. How about Carpaccio? Loaded nachos. Nice pussy. A lot of people, yeah, you are. Load up the nachos. I did it the other day. A lot of people won for the first time in a really long time.
Starting point is 01:12:52 I just ordered a big plate of nachos. Everybody was picking off that plate. Yeah, I get it. It's right. People were mad about that one, too, that we didn't, didn't pick it. The thing is I didn't pick it because of the way you guys have made nachos be not appealing. You and Dylan and that
Starting point is 01:13:07 fucker from Dallas. No, dude, you should get the grande nachos from Lazarus. Lazarus brewing? You know what I've been doing? I've been getting them. You probably don't know about this. You can order them poncho style.
Starting point is 01:13:22 Really? It's where they put like an onion on it. The nachos at mats aren't really nachos that much. They're like individual. Yeah, they're individual chips. They're like little toastas. They're too clean.
Starting point is 01:13:34 They're toasterts. Two, yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right. A pickle jar. You ever been somewhere they do a pickle jar? I didn't.
Starting point is 01:13:44 A little escabeche. A little escabeche for the boys. Well, look at my list. You can tell that I grew up on, on T.J.I. Fridays and Applebee's and like barbecue places. They do this at like,
Starting point is 01:13:57 they do this at like, it's like southern food. Just get a little pickle jar, Hawes. Get some pickled ochre out of there. Get you a carrot. Never. I'll take the cauliflower.
Starting point is 01:14:08 I'm not scared. You get, you get little tongs and just, yeah. Okay, I do like the pickle vegetables at like a real good, like, classic Mexican place that has like the cauliflower and the carrots. That's kind of what I'm talking about. Like, if you can order that, I'm going to order that because it's usually an inexpensive order that everyone's going to get a little something from.
Starting point is 01:14:25 It's like eight bucks, you know? Let's just get some pickles. Everything else I have on here is pretty insufferable. But the two things that I have on here that I do really like are smoked fish dip. More common in probably northern Michigan than down here. I had a smoked dog, I think, swordfish or Marlin in Hawaii. Hawaii. Sounds great.
Starting point is 01:14:46 Yeah, that was it good? It was decent. They have a good smoked fish dip at Central Market. Don't be afraid. Sounds like when you got to eat quick, you don't want it to sit out. The final thing I have on here is chicken liver moose. But that's too rich for my blood, dude. What the fuck is that?
Starting point is 01:14:59 I like the idea of it and I like the taste of it. But if there's too much in front of me, I'm going to get sick. Yeah, man, I can't believe that didn't go on our draft. I know, but I kind of wish it would have a wood of, dude. Chicken wanton tacos not being picked is crazy. That guy has got a chill. What's the craziest thing to be called out for not getting picked? I think chicken wanton tacos.
Starting point is 01:15:17 Chicken wanton tacos. Is that like, is that a thing? It's applebees. We looked it up. But like, come on, dude. I was in Hawaii and I just had a screenshot and then sent it to Dave because it was ridiculous. Yeah, dude, that was crazy.
Starting point is 01:15:29 I'll be honest. He's looked bomb. They probably are really good. Hey, it's not crazy. We didn't pick them. If you'd said Karagi. Mm-hmm. I wouldn't have.
Starting point is 01:15:38 lot young. No, that's. Carraget goes hard. And I don't know how available that is, but Karagi goes real hard. My hack, my life hack lately is simply ordering way too much Karagi at Uchiko. No such thing. I want to get full before I start eating sushi at this point. Because if I start eating sushi on an empty belly, I'm going to spend a million dollars there. Yeah, so I've just been heavy Karagi to start with and just eat a bunch of chicken. Bro, it's a cheat code, dude. Overall, I don't hate the draft, though. If I had to go with anyone's list, on this whole list. I love Dillans.
Starting point is 01:16:15 I just don't like the hot pretzel. I've never seen anyone ordered that. I thought if you told me, if you told me somebody ordered a hot pretzel, I would have guessed it would have been Randy. No, yeah. You have to be at like a beer garden type thing that specializes in like brats and stuff.
Starting point is 01:16:31 I'm eating one of Dave's things on his list every single time. Is that the calamari? I'm eating calamari every time. I can't say that about Dillans because I've been skipping Koso lately. You just said that you would, order devil slunkers as the first thing
Starting point is 01:16:44 and you're saying that that you wouldn't choose it's a totality. No, no, no, I'm saying the only thing on Dillans that I wouldn't eat every single time it's ordered is the K-So. Gotcha. Not get enough. Dave's list, I'm reaching into the middle the table for one thing from each of Dave's list. For years, Randy, the only thing I'm not that into is the Cheddar Bay biscuits.
Starting point is 01:17:01 What about Taters? I haven't had one if, did we have them at your anniversary? At Red Lobster? Yeah, Calley, intercalie was there, taking dope-ass film photos of us? That's probably, but I still wanted to do Texas Roadhouse and then no one wanted to do it last year and then when I brought up
Starting point is 01:17:16 this time Dylan just swatted me out of the gym like yeah we did want to do it I wanted to do it I was prepared to do it and let the backers order for me it was a matter of you choosing a day where everybody could go we don't need Dylan there if he doesn't want to go he doesn't want to go all right and maybe we'll maybe we'll plan it
Starting point is 01:17:34 let's do all he's out of town go to just go to Texas Roadhouse hoss they don't do the peanuts anymore Don't get the barbecue chicken. They do the peanuts, but they bring in a little bucket at the table. They just, you don't do it on the ground anymore. Yeah, you ruin the barbecue chicken farm at that story. You can just make better barbecue chicken at home.
Starting point is 01:17:55 Do better. You want to get the ribs. Yeah, I get the ribs and maybe with one of their steaks. And here you get a little rattlesnake bites. Those aren't popular, but I love them. What are they? They're like little fried balls of cheese and peppers. You don't come in there like their sauce.
Starting point is 01:18:08 It's like a ranch. Oh, so good. You can also get the. Is the ranch sauce like a rock sauce? It's like a zip sauce. Okay. We all know how to see her steak, right? I mean, I love her.
Starting point is 01:18:21 She's a dog, and I mean that as a compliment. She's the type of girl that will call you on your shit immediately. I love shit and fuck around. She doesn't put up. No. You give her a task. She goes in. She sees, oh, the salt is still sticking to the rock.
Starting point is 01:18:34 The salt's not working. Okay, fine, good. Audible. Let's move on. Move past it. If you need someone to, move on. If you need someone to cover your shift, she's the first person you text because you know she's down. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:45 She's going to work a double. She'll complain about it behind your back to everybody and really like, rake you through the cold. But she'll do it. I might just go to Texas Roadhouse. Go by yourself. There go. From birthday. Okay.
Starting point is 01:19:00 I'm actively sitting here telling you I want to go. Randy's over here being like, I guess I'm just going to go by myself. All I know is, all I know is, like, we're not going to do that anymore. You guys go tomorrow. My brain forgot your birthday because it's been so long since I've been able to celebrate it. Go tomorrow for lunch. I might go to pluckers today. I might order wings to go today.
Starting point is 01:19:18 That sounds so effing weird. Should we just get some, should we just get a wing platter for the boys today? Dylan's not here to make us feel bad about ourselves. I'd be down to get some wings for lunch. Who went to wings? Dave can't, though. Why?
Starting point is 01:19:31 Diverticulitis? That's a good guess. Fried food for Lent. I gave up fried food for Lent. I gave up getting high watching movies. I was going to say, there's no fish and wings. That's some Fridays, yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:41 Would buffalo sauce be good on like a deep fried piece of fish? Yeah. Chicken out of the sea? Absolutely. Like if you did like, yeah. I think you could make that work. I've never seen that done. Yeah, I've never really seen buffalo.
Starting point is 01:19:57 I think that you can get the little tuna packs at the store and one of them is like a buffalo flavored. But I'd go to Long John Silvers today. I've never been. I want to get their. Yeah, again, very much fried. Like the most fried. Yeah. I don't remember the last time I went to Long John Silver's. Where's the closest one? There's one over off Manchack or there used to be at least.
Starting point is 01:20:20 Dude, fuck Captain D's. My roommate lost a bet and we tried and he said, he said, or we were trying to think of the worst thing we could make him eat that would make him the most mad and he was a food stop. So we told him he had to eat Long John Silver's. Oh, those hush puppies go so hard. Do they? Apparently people say they have some of us. You put hush puppies on this list. Hey, good. That's like, you know what? That is a great appetizer. You're right. Chicken tender. apparently are great. It's permanently closed, the one that I think you're thinking of.
Starting point is 01:20:45 Damn. Yeah, there's... Rest in peace. Tahr, rest in peace. Seems like the closest one is away north. They met their match. By Mueller. They should make the CEO walk the plank.
Starting point is 01:21:01 That'd be good. That'd be good. If the Long John Silver's... Yeah, if they get rid of him, he has to go walk it. Yeah. To get his golden parachute, his severance, he's got to walk the plank.
Starting point is 01:21:11 And they shoot his severance package out him out of a cannon. Is there like a famous pirate themed restaurant? Like they have for other things, like medieval times? I did see there's one in Tennessee where they do like a show. It's like a water show and it's like acrobats. I actually saw that like two, three weeks go on TikTok. I don't know if it was a dinner, but it definitely was a show. Okay.
Starting point is 01:21:36 Here's the thing about medieval times. It's dinner and tournament. Tournament, dude. Do you remember Doc's rum bar? in uh yeah on uh whatever island that is that's the closest i've been what's that island dylan was that recently that's stupid it's not even son john listen to d a what that reference well check it out voicemails recording later will uh you got anything on a plug man while you hear patreon dot com slash trickling back podcast we're doing voicemails in about three hours here let's go
Starting point is 01:22:08 four two right two after we get get some chicken wangs up in this bowie. I feel like I brought in lunch, but I could definitely do chicken wings. Give me some dry, is dry rub fried? It's fried. Fuck. Yeah. Maybe you go get some, like, grilled chicken wings.
Starting point is 01:22:23 Yeah, okay. You get the rolled ones down from Green Mesquite? Yeah, you've been gassing those up since you moved to Austin. It's been years since I've had them, so they might suck. You ate those in, like, 2015. Yeah, straight up. I've been wanting to go to that place. I feel like I pitched it before.
Starting point is 01:22:39 Dylan is very anti that place for some reason. And I, it's like, I think, yeah, it's controversial. I think it's gotten better. I don't think it's supposed to be like good, good, like really good. But I had their rolled wings one time and they hit. I just see them there on Barns Springs. I'm always like, this seems like it's been here for a while. Must be doing something, right?
Starting point is 01:22:57 It's nothing else can survive on that street. And there's a Tommy want wingy right there. Tommy, that's a really good wings. A little overpriced, but really good. All right. Well, we'll see you later on today. Thanks, Will. Bye.
Starting point is 01:23:10 Bye. See.

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