Circling Back - Single Leo Getting Lost in the Alfredo Sauce

Episode Date: August 31, 2022

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YouTube.com slash circling back. YouTube.com slash circling back. That's our our new youtube feed dylan what will we find there youtube videos of what circling back okay ladies and gentlemen welcome back to the circling back podcast i do a different open today to promote our youtube.com circling back youtube page my name is will defries to my left david. Holy shit. That reminds me. It's YouTube week. Oh, I thought it was content. We it's both concurrent, concurrent weeks. So I must implore you much like will did go to youtube.com slash circling back. That's it. It's hard. It's hard

to remember. I get it. You always think there's gonna be like a dash slash are like a red I don it's hard it's hard to remember i get it you always think there's going to be like a dash slash r like a red i don't know it's silly but anyway well thanks for having me on i'm looking forward to podcasting today i've got a lot of good content for you and before you guys ask yes i am back on my pre-work gym bullshit wow dude yeah you work gym bullshit what'd you do today uh posterior chain i don't even know what that means i was hitting uh hammies and glutes hard then threw some back in there and then i hit the sauna for 12 minutes sauna surprisingly difficult in the morning much more difficult but i'm feeling good so why hold on today's episode is presented by busy hard seltzer as are our episodes on youtube.com slash trickling back had one busy hard seltzer

the only hard seltzer with vitamin c from superfruit acerola anyway why is it hard at asana in the morning hey i don't know i think you just sit there you just sit there in the heat you're the guy who can't take the heat everybody knows that you just sit there dog hey i don't know i think you just sit there you just sit there in the heat you're the guy who can't take the heat everybody knows that you just sit there dog hey i i take it you're not intermittent fasting today no okay not on training days i'm alternate day fasting adfers what's up damn you're talking to elon he's on his i don't know if he's alternating days. I'll have to check in with him. I wonder if he's going to stick to it. You think he's all talk? Yeah.

I do. The stress of SpaceX has got to be. Man, I could use some space for my exes. Am I right? Are they blowing you out? Why? What's going on? No, no, no no no actually none of them

have reached out to me in years you don't have any exes in texas oh damn i'm pretty sure all mine are in texas all of them i think so man that's tight that's tight odds you'll text one yeah all right let's all text one of them daily that's's true. Because it sparks his mom. That doesn't count. Let's text all our exes right now. This is a text- What? Ex texting episode. We pull up the text. We pass phones to the left. That person can text the ex whatever they want.

No, that puts Will in a bad spot. Well, you delete it before- You don't want me texting your ex. You delete it after you send it so that you can't see what your friend sent to your ex. That's a horrible game. The game stinks. And I feel bad for even bringing this up. Yeah, we played a game back in the day where you would just take someone's phone and call a random number.

And you would then hand the phone back to that person. And they'd have to put it immediately to their ear. And then they would have to have a conversation and figure out who they were talking to. And one time somebody did it. And they did not realize this. But they had called my ex-girlfriend who i dumped about a week prior and i was just like did you know about like why do we do this don't play that game that's a tough scene man dylan shivery ladies and gentlemen hey i am

just insanely happy to be here um i would like to however take a moment to recognize clay and whitney for sending me this fantastic thing. It's a brachiosaurus. I'm not exactly sure. This mug, this dino mug. Didn't you say those don't exist? No, I said the brontosaurus doesn't exist. Maybe listen one time, you stupid idiot.

I'm sorry. Dude, honestly, you should take that home and you should let Parks eat cereal out of it. You're too mean, bro. This is a brachiosaurus, I think, man. I don't know it's got these little little ridges on the back maybe it's not man it's almost like the mug company didn't take into account the uh anatomical accuracies anatomically probably super accurate do you have enough room there to to get a full grip like i can't fit i can't fit all four

thingies your alligator arming this this mug you're arming this mug You can't go four digis in that Nah just three dog But it's enough Watch this Hey while Dylan's doing that I'm gonna shout out my man's deuce The real Matty Ice For both sending mugs my way

And we're all gonna shout out Jake in Baltimore Or his Baltimore care package that arrived yesterday. Maryland did a box. Including Utz chips. Jake's our dog, man. The Utz were fine. Everything else was more fire, though.

I like the Utz. Shout out to the Old Bay seasoning. Shout out to those dank-ass cookies. The coffee. I low-key like those Utz, dog. Shout out to that bing bong. I love that Baltimore bing bong. Yeah.

I thought he slid us a brick straight from baltimore it's the wire she's you know the wire yeah if you're a listener and you decide to send something to our studio please make sure that's not a brick of heroin we will reject any package of yellow tops that comes our way yes none of that yeah please don't send us hardcore drugs and it's like the fun ones, but. Like Whippets. Sticky weed. Be careful, David.

What? Have you seen? You have to show ID now to buy a Ready Whip in New York. No. Yeah. Yeah. Because of dopers like you. Yeah, dude.

Have you not seen that? I thought that's why you brought it up. No. Yeah, in New York City, you have to show ID now, and you have to be over the age of 21 in order to buy Ready Whip. These kids. These kids. I mean, I'm not going to promote people doing Whippets.

They were seeing just an increase in the number of Whippet-related deaths. Is that true? I mean, maybe they were. I don't know. Probably, yeah. Genuinely. You can die doing Whippets. Whippet good. Correct. Bad Whip. related deaths is that true i mean maybe they were i don't know probably yeah genuinely you can die you can die doing whippets whip it good correct bad whip don't do whippets i i devo i've

never done a whippet man and i will never do a whippet i regret i regret the whippets that i've done i feel like it just smokes your brain cell that's all it does yeah it does yeah i was more of a go to the side of the house during the party and just put my mouth on the AC unit and just get all the Freon. Dude, I love just fucking gagging on Freon, dude. That's weird. Well, the Freon is what they were calling him at the time. Really? Yeah.

Sorry I brought that up. It's okay. It's the time of your life. It's not like a big problem. I'm not ashamed of my past. I've embraced it through years of therapy. They were calling me David Huff. Really?

Yeah. Weren't they calling you David Hasselhoff? Yeah, that too. They were like, dude, are you blogging? Huffington Post? I was like, that's not even funny. Damn. It's not even around yet.

What? No, I've never huffed anything. Did I tell you all that Ariana Huffington reposted a scaries meme and tagged scaries so i had so it sent me a dm from her oh i hit her with some emojis i hit her with some emojis and she never responded damn i know she left me on red has casey musgraves responded to your dm uh saying that she dropped her crown no i went back like a year later and i i double tapped my comment hopefully it would bump it back up to her but uh she never saw it either one that's such a simp move i know i was

simping big i hope she sees it bro are you like liking are you liking her photos 12 hours after she posts them hoping that you she can uh see your notification dude i went all the way back to the beginning of her feed dog i was i was every couple days i'll just double tap another one so speaking of simps uh i don't know if you guys follow hank haney the uh noted golf swing instructor no i read his book and decided to be out i was out on him when he wrote the book like you can't do tiger like that anyway so he's been really really like trying he's thirsty for live like really going against the tour i think he lost a lawsuit to them maybe i don't know know. Anyway. So he's going after them? Max Homa.

Yeah. He just tweets negative things about the tour and then gases up Liv. Whatever. Max Homa hit him with a quote tweet and it said, I hope Greg Norman sees this, bro. It was a good tweet. Come on. That is good.

He's pretty good at Twitter. He's good. I enjoy him. You rolling with the homas? Yeah, sure. Rolling with the homas. A rolling with the home clueless reference yeah yeah it's also just a song that too yeah but it's that's that ain't that ain't getting referenced without clueless in the mix you're right i didn't know the song outside of clueless r.i.p what's her name man that was heartfelt man

the actress that did the rolling with the homies yeah uh britney britney murphy thank you we got there squad got there r.i.p man dylan threw up the alley oop and dave and i uh we put it back for him yeah i'm like john stockton over here isn't there some like suspect activities happen around that death aren't there some question marks Brittany Murphy Yeah Hard to say

Okay Let's not dive too far deep In then Hey Folks if you look at What they did to Brittany Murphy The conspiracy Dave Why does Paul Rudd

Look so young I don't know Good genes Does make you wonder he does look very young proud of him ant man i thought you i thought that was an uncle they just caught up um what nothing i'm back in on Ant-Man, Randy. Wasp. Okay. Yeah.

Wow, dude. Anyway. Tell us more. She-Hulk. More on She-Hulk next week. I'm going to go all in on She-Hulk. Attorney of law. Is she a boss, babe?

Winning? attorney of law is she a boss babe winning is this house a dragon show just essentially like the real world but with dragons living together no that'd be better i hear it's going well it's nothing like that first episodes are good man i don't like how much i'm enjoying it i thought this is going to be a thing that i watched a couple episodes and was like, eh. I'd say that they know they can't fuck it up, but based on what it sounds like they did with the final season, they aren't opposed to fucking it up. Hey, can I give an update on my quest to watch the final season of Better Call Saul? Yeah. Okay.

Thank you. Thank you for this platform. I went to AMC Plus because I'm like, I got to watch the show. AMC, I go in there and it says error season cannot be found like okay i went back to dm that someone sent me a while ago saying hey if you want my my tv login um i have them all saved in the library there i said great thank you don't don't want to do this but'll do it anyway. And only about one third of the episodes are in there, and they're the latter third. So I can't watch the show. It's nowhere to be found.

Are you opposed to watching it from a maybe potentially sketchy website? I just want to watch the show. That you'd have to watch pretty much on your laptop unless you decide to hook an HDMI cord up to your television. Don't talk to Landry. I don't want to do that. Okay. Because like I can get you the show. It just might be a little grainy and there might be some weird watermarks.

I think he might be able to like pat you on the head and help you with the tech. He told me to go to YouTube TV on demand, which is not a thing. So it's not there, obviously obviously i added it to my library like eight episodes into season six you need to get into the bear no this is about better call saul david you need to finish that first show then hop right into the bear because i just want to finish the bear last night and i loved it dude i'm a lions made me sad like that i'm not in a kitchen anymore dude yeah dude i can see how like you pretty much like lived that life dude it was it was a wild ride and like yeah i didn't enjoy it while i was doing it but like

looking back like i grew so much and learned a lot. Dude, for me, it was the best experience that I'd ever want to do again. Behind, chef. Yes, chef. Dylan's just behind me saying behind. Why don't you fucking chill out, guy? Dude, I can't believe Dylan hasn't watched The Bear yet, dude. What's your problem?

I'm watching Lincoln Lawyer. You won't make it through the first episode, I can tell you. Every time you say Lincoln Lawyer, you sound a little bit like, what's your problem? I'm watching Lincoln Lawyer. You won't make it through the first episode, I can tell you. Every time you say Lincoln Lawyer, you sound a little bit like... What's his face? Lincoln Lawyer. Lincoln Lawyer. Lincoln Lawyer. She Hulk.

This mug is not the easiest to drink out of. Attorney at law. I'm being honest. Does Randy have something to say? He's just waving me down. Randy? I have an update for Dylan of how he can watch Better Call Saul Season 6. Okay.

You can buy the DVD for $26 on Amazon Prime. And then I have to buy a DVD player. Your Xbox will work as a DVD player. I don't have an Xbox, famously. What do you have? A PS4. That works as well. I'm not going to buy a DVD.

You have a PS4? Why don't we link and build once in a while doing it i'm all electronic i'm digital everybody knows just get the dvd set dude dvd stands for digital doesn't it yeah digital video disc discs is that right i have no clue david it's still a hard-ass disc. I got to put in something. Oh, shit. Been there. Dave, we were wrong. What is this? Randy, do you know what it stands for? Do you know what it stands for, Randy?

Digital Versatile Disc. It's versatile. It's actually not that versatile. No, it's just one thing. It's a very much. Yeah, very inconvenient. I guess it can be a coaster, too. Yeah, some of those dvds i purchased

pu stinky i used to burn the hell out of cds man shit was dope i made a little coin in high school doing that i could see my parents my parents died inside when i ordered a cd burning thing that i told them i was going to install on our home computer. They were just like, our home computer is done. Did you have to update the driver? Yes. Took about six months to get it done. Kids these days don't know about burning CDs, man. We were on our grind. Kids these days, they don't burn shit.

Were you guys CD-R or CD-RW people? Yeah. Wait, what is the other one? I don't know what that means. You had CD-R. CD-R sounds familiar. And then CD-RW was like rewritable CDs that I feel like always messed up when I tried to record over them. That seemed like it's a little bit more advanced.

That's unnecessary. Yeah, it did not work. You buy like 100 of them for $15. Why would you need to record over one? Dude, how janky was the box that like those CDs came in? Like the plastic thing that you had to like screw on top. Oh, I hated it. Hated it.

You got a scratch on your CD and it was just over. It's like, what am I going to do now? Dude, I hand over a Wills mix to your girl. It's over for you. Yeah, I know.

It's over for you. I heard about that. Did you ever make a mixtape for a young lady? Young lady or even a friend? No. Yeah. I did one time.

I think I had a miss though. I put Ice T's We Be Clubbing on it and I don't know if that was a song that she really cared for. friend no yeah just i did one time i think i had a miss though i put uh ice teas we'd be clubbing on it and i don't know if that was a song that she really cared for that's a that's a club banger we used to you know what it's like we'd be grubbing at lunchtime it's stupid that's really bad like seventh grade i wish i didn't know that about you it wasn't just me but yes i was there that's not a bad song to have on a CD. What? We'd be clubbing.

Yeah, but when you're trying to mack on her, you know? Mack? I haven't heard that word in a minute. Is she not... Y'all macking on your girl, dog? Drop it down for a player? Nah, Harbor Springs High School, we were a little behind when it came to grinding.

And by a little behind, I mean that really no one did it until my senior year. What? Oh, just try not to get boned up out there on the dance floor. You could say a boner. It was impossible. Yeah. You have to turn your hips away.

Like, sorry, I'm going to grind with the side of my hip. Didn't you say at one of those dances you had to go full Cinnabon? I don't remember what that was in regards to. Neither do I. What does that mean? I don't know. I was asking you. Is that a Saul reference?

Oh, look at this guy. I learned that from the first five seasons of Better Call Saul. Dylan, hey. Not season six. I have not seen it. I learned that from the first scene of the first episode. You'll understand this more when the Geek Squad comes and installs Saul on your TV or whatever. I just need to watch the show.

I got one season left. It's killing me. Someone please help Dylan find the most popular show of 2022. It's weird because everyone- How can I watch this show? It's weird because everyone around me seems to be watching it with no problem at all, yet I can't do it. It's almost like it might be a you problem. It is YouTube. I went to AMC and it's like yeah error season nine here like what's okay i might just buy a fucking

dvd might try deleting the app and then reinstalling shut david pull the power cord out for 30 seconds and plug it back in it's not gonna going to hard reset. There's no hard. Yeah. You know, they know sometimes when you unplug the shit. Huh? Like if you, you know,

remember when you used to, you used to have to call like the operator at the cable company and be like, Hey, I need to reset my stuff. Did you never have to do this? No, we used to have to do this.

And so I called one time and she was like, all right, unplug the router. And like, I was like, I don't need to actually unplug. I can just turn it off. And I'd never unplugged it router. And like, I was like, I don't need to actually unplug. I can just turn it off. And I'd never unplugged it.

And she goes, I was like, okay, done. And she goes, you never unplugged it. I can see over here. Lying ass. And I was like, oh, okay. I'm fucking around with the wrong lady right now. She put you on front street. Yeah, it was not good.

It was not good. It's the last time you lied to a cable customer service provider. I don't have to anymore. I got Randy in the mix. Randy's just tripling our speed nonstop. Dude, our upload speed is stupid fast. It's fine. It's not that great.

Yeah, it's only okay. Somebody was saying that we installed the router in the wrong place. Let's move back to the old office. It was faster there. New episodes on Patreon. Patreon.com slash circling back podcast. Go check it out.

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old Alfredo situation? Did I? We got a little spillage of the Alfredo. This is just sad. Why is there so much Alfredo in the back of this truck? You know what I said when I saw this? What? My head just sunk.

I looked at the sky afterwards. I just said, mama mia. It's a real shame that a truck carrying a bunch of fettuccine didn't also crash at the same time. That would have been super convenient. Everyone just grabs a fork and just goes to town, man. The fettuccine truck is just slipping and sliding all over the road. Spin it out. Spills it right into the sauce.

The lads are going crazy. Everyone's sad when the sauce truck crashes and then they got the pasta truck right behind it where does this actually happen memphis damn i was slipping in memphis i was eating alfredo sauce in memphis put on before you guys joke too much one woman was taken to the hospital with non-critical injuries i don't know if that changes your tune it's because she was trying to eat the alfredo sauce she cut her tongue on the glass in it yeah she's just lapping it up off the highway yeah uh can someone talk to me about alfredo sauce real quick dude yeah i'll talk to you what's up i'm always hesitant fredo i'm always

hesitant because it's very high calorically speaking. Can someone justify it for me? Cream, butter, cheese. Yeah. I know. Just tell me to stop being like a wimp when it comes to eating Alfredo. Tell me to enjoy it every once in a while. Well, it's good, but there are better sauces.

Look at that. Look what happened to that truck. It's got quite the al dente in it from that crash. That's wild. Randy just squeal like a squeal randy just randy just went full elephant over in the corner yeah dude jesus does have an al dente unit though yeah it does it does that's a lot of sauce i didn't know that i mean it looks like obviously the the sauces were transported in jars glass jars presumably right honestly i didn't even i didn't realize how much glass was on the ground i just i assumed looks like bertoli or something i assumed that they just had like a tank like they were carrying like like fuel or something like a cement truck and

it was just poor sauce everywhere will was trying to get me to go out to the to the deserts of west texas with him he said there was a train and we were going to set up this thing where bill burr was going to pull a truck into the middle of the tracks and the train was going to have to stop and will was just going to be under there with the siphon and just suck out that fredo sauce is that really a thing that do be fast we didn't end up doing it yeah we didn't do it shout out bill burr though i don't think i've ever noticed jarred alfredo sauce at the store i always thought it was just made on site man no you could you can buy a jarred people do sell it if you're driving i've never made it say you're driving you're going to a

very important event and you're you have to drive around this uh giant scene over here once you realize that it's a bunch of alfredo on the road are you are you okay with it are you like oh okay like it's just some alfredo spillage this makes it more uh palatable of all the foods to be spilled on the highway you know i'm not as concerned about alfredo sauce as i wouldn't be like i don't know jif extra crunchy peanut butter for example dude that would really upset me i would get out that wouldn't shatter on the road like this i would bring a bucket dude this is gonna be my living room when college football is on this weekend just gonna why you like to eat alfredo like fettuccine alfredo i love eating it

nothing pairs better with fettuccine alfredo than football this reminds me of when the brit Spears Rolling Stone cover came out. Wait, why? Because my mom made Alfredo for dinner that night. Yeah. Okay. I know it smelled crazy on that highway. It's a little toxic.

Can you imagine if you were nearby and your car, before the accident got cleared up, you slid out and you were just spinning on Alfredo sauce? Yeah, dude. It's like someone dropped a banana behind them and your car just starts... I'm surprised Mario doesn't just drop Alfredo sauce behind them. Dude, that'd be sweet. Or marinara. That is also a sauce. He's famously Italian.

As is his brother, Luigi. Here we go. I am done with Mario. It's a me. I won't do it anymore. Mario. That one's very good. You know that tomato sauce did spill somewhere else.

I saw that. Like the same day. Damn. Wow. I also saw a bunch of garlic bread spilled. Damn, too bad they didn't spill together. Doesn't that make vodka sauce? Is that what vodka sauce is?

I don't know. I feel like it would work. I don't think it is. I don't think it's a mixture of the two sauces. It's probably not. That would be dope. That would be dope. No, vodka sauce is just like a suicide of every italian sauce

what is it someone asked is vodka sauce just alfredo and marinara someone actually asked yeah it says alfredo sauce mixed with marinara sauce is known as pink sauce while pink sauce and vodka sauce are both types of tomato sauce they are not the same thing pink sauce is creamier and richer in taste and is made with a lot more heavy cream makes sense is there vodka in vodka sauce dude i'm not the only one wondering that i could see some like some girl that doesn't realize like doesn't know and she's like oh my god i like kind of got a buzz so much vodka sauce i grew up with a kid who tried to claim that his mom let him eat beer battered chicken like strips and he he was like i got drunk no you didn't no you didn't you ate your family ever make like beer rolls for uh thanksgiving

or anything like that uh no sounds intriguing i developed some on my core when i went to college heard of it shirley uh big in my family it's don't ignore what he did why did he just call you shirley he did a thing i mean just call you Shirley? He did a thing. I miss his thing. It was a fine thing. I feel like Randy would have liked it. What did he say? Randy didn't give me anything.

If you would have done it, he would have been giving you bonus points. He would have had to stop the show. No, but what is a beer roll? I really don't know. It's just a dinner roll with beer as part of the, as an ingredient. And it tastes really good.

That's so fucking frat. No, it's not. It's just a thing. Beer rolls. Yeah, look it up, bitch. Classic beer rolls. I'm asking you. Classic beer rolls.

Let's go. No, but I have heard of a beer roll. The ingredients. Two cups original Bisquick mix. One cup beer. two tablespoons sugar one cup cheddar cheese and we're fire pancakes and beer and cheese they're straight up fire dog let's make them make them for our next potluck next time you bring a bunch of food up make them for the grand x tailgate at the at the uh bama gate okay i don't think it's happening i'm not doing a

tailgate y'all are y'all are making plans, not inviting me. Dude, that one tailgate that Grand X hyped up was so sick when like seven people showed up. No, no, no, no. Don't wrong. We always had. We were part of that. Don't wrong that. We always had a good time.

Yeah, because we were so wasted the night before. God, we were so freaking wasted. You were over at the freaking Sig Epp house. Kim, you'll never heard of beer rolls i'm disappointed i mean i'm sure they're just the same thing as a lot of other rolls out there you don't know shit yeah i mean you taste the beer described does sound good but randy's heard of them i bet beer bread it sounds polish maybe

i don't know i don't know its origin well you knew everything else Polish. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know its origin. Well, you knew everything else. Just eat them at Thanksgiving and shit. No, we just do traditional rolls at Thanksgiving. We're pretty boring like that, I guess. If you eat a thousand of these rolls, though, you get like a little buzz.

I tried to do it one Thanksgiving. I was like 14. yeah sick i was drinking some kombucha and like it had 0.5 percent alcohol and like i hadn't eaten all day i felt drunk there's a little bit of booze and alcohol on that kombucha. Trace amounts. Mm-hmm. Trace ad case. You have to drink like... Oh, yeah. Like 20 gallons of it.

No. Maybe. Probably fair. I don't know. 20 gallons is a lot of kombucha. 0.5% to be exact. A kid can buy it, right? I said 0.5%.

A kid can buy it. Is the most. I don't know. What are the rules surrounding that most i don't know what's the what are the rules surrounding that i don't know if fritz walks up with a kombucha i think the checkout person is gonna be like why the fuck is this baby buying kombucha where are your parents yeah what why are you going with the gingerade just a nice fermented beverage for your baby you get haymistered outside By a bunch of like

Four year olds Hey man Can you grab some coffee Can you get some butcher Yeah We're trying to get twisted Hey sir Trying to get that booch

I got the booch Why can't we get past that We got a lot of mileage Out of this segment Yeah We're just getting started I've been trying to think of puns I've been trying to think of puns but it's not

coming if nothing's coming to mind like we're straight in our bag right now so mario just throws like the bertoli fettuccine sauce or alfredo sauce excuse me and it just shatters and like whoa stop they stopped the race like there's glass yeah this is really you can't put glass on track man here here's some bananas throw this biodegradable dickhead jerk piece of shit i'm a sari if you had to if you had to spin out in total your your whip would you rather do it on tomato sauce or alfredo uh probably tomato sauce i think alfredo i think it'd be easier to get the stains out of the alfredo i think that's the least of your worries at that point

it's like oh i i totaled my car but man my my sweater i think it's toast too it's like first of all why'd you get out and roll in it? The crime scene of a tomato accident. Yeah, what's blood, what's sauce? You just get out, you're just, yeah. Am I okay? I don't know. I don't know, man.

I can't tell. Covered in tomato sauce. Remember that time I cut that guy out of his car when he rolled it? I was thinking about that recently. I'm surprised you don't bring it up more. I should. I was quite a... Was that a fun fact about you and your Bumble profile. I'm surprised you don't bring it up more. I should. I was quite a...

Was that a fun fact about you and your Bumble profile? I'm a hero? Yeah. Not on Bumble. But if I was, I'm a hero because I saved a guy's life. Are you more of a hero than J-Bone right now? Dude, J-Bone's straight hero status right now. I was texting with Ross last night, and it was just a J-Bone love fest.

I would put me above J-Bone. No offense. I would. That guy was going to get out anyway. Yeah, he was probably just going to get out of his car. Did the car explode or anything, like, minutes after you got him out of the car? Actually, I forgot to tell you all that detail. Really?

I had him over my shoulder. I was like Fireman carrying him away from the scene. Damn. It's like Backdraft. It's like a Michael Bay movie behind you. Not enough Backdraft references going on that movie scared me i said it was like a michael bay movie behind me as the car exploded yeah okay this is i didn't know britney was there i thought she was i thought you met her after right it's a joke that he just made too that's all right we doubled down on the

joke yeah okay since you said double down i'm just gonna ask the question do you think like no i'm not i can't ask the question i'm gonna ask the question this is about double down day do you think mario and luigi ever like you know with like princess peach oh come on jeez what are you doing what like cook fettuccine i'm sure do you think they ever like hung out i'm sure it's out there on randy's hard drive if you want yeah actually yeah yeah yeah let's not check the internet history on randy's personal lappy oh no i double birds dude so i was actually playing mario kart the other day and i was playing uh sally and she got all mad at me because i was going really fast as i was going behind her you know she's mad that you were just going fast yeah and she was like what are you

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I think I was talking about Leonardo DiCaprio's ex-girlfriend's birthday because he was just waiting on it. Can't believe he's single now, man. She turned 25 in June. So he stuck it out a little bit. He gave it a shot, which is admirable. That's all you can ask for. Then he couldn't do it anymore.

She's an old bag of bones now. I like that he broke up with her at the very end of August. He was like, all right, it was a good summer. Bye-bye. Yeah. Sail off to the sunset, m'lady. Hey, cuffing season right around the corner, Dave. Yeah.

Also huffing season. No, it stays be huffing season don't will the free out over here let's not endorse huffing stuff so why'd he dump this this young lady they used to call me shreddy whip really yeah you're in really good shape and you did a lot of whippets yeah that's how i lost all the weight that's exactly why yeah there was a girl on love island and every morning she would take her cup of coffee you're a liar and she would fill the entire thing up she would just put like like six inches of whipped cream on top of it and she would drink it it was disgusting every morning there must have been the u.s love island yes it was her name is sydney uh do you know oh i'm gonna sneeze someone else talking with sneezy boy hey sneezy boy did you see max

you only get two dylan you need to figure out this better call saw thing you got an answer for me no i just think you should maybe look harder i'm i'm borderline desperate to watch the show at this point dave yeah you want me to just tell you what happens have you tried calling saul he might help saw dude anyway well sawdell we'll we'll sneeze ruin the show yeah i'm sorry i didn't mean to derail the we had to give me the ball and i didn't know what to do with we had a good energy going and i just messed up i just took a shot like you know when you start start playing nba jam for the first time in like 20 years and you just you don't know the buttons and you think you're passing

and you just take a shot from half court that was me right there you notice how much how much louder your sneezes have gotten since becoming fathers? Did no one bless me? Bless you. We just not blessing a player? Oh, bless you, dog. Like, I dropped Fritz off at school this morning. Like, I'm kind of going through it today. Sad.

My little man's growing up. It's all grown stuff. He's got to be like five now. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah, he's been spitting a lot of facts lately. He's got some thoughts on this moon landing stuff. What are their names?

Fritz is going to be competing for girls with Leo soon. Thoughts, guys. T-H-O-T. Brandy acknowledged what he did. We're putting Hooters girls on the moon. We are? Thoughts. Hey, man, how about this Leo situation?

Yeah, that's right. What? What'd you say? How about this situation yeah that's right what what'd you say about this leo situation huh so does he he has to be aware of the situation right he has to be aware of the fact that he notoriously breaks up with these girls before a certain age right it's a bit now gotta does he understand like does he know what he's doing? I don't know. I just can't get the image of him shirtless with board shorts on with the water gun. That photo. We used it any time we could possibly force it into a column back in the day. Camila Maroney. Is that her name?

What do we know about her? She's 25. That's all? And she has quite the Instagram following. I like the name Camilla. You should DM her. Big fan. Hey, hey, sorry about your recent breakup.

Should I say that? That sounds pretty good to me. She was born in 1997. That's wild. Hey, queen. She could have interned for us at Grand Ags. Sorry you're going through it. Are you doing that?

Yeah. Like, where is she from? Is she Italian? She is. She was born in Los Angeles, Dave. Okay. Yep. Yep.

To Argentine actors, Maximo Marron and Lucila. I like to say Morone. Oh, who's my Italian accent is good. And you can't like, you hate to admit it. You're not even going to. Morone.

She went to Beverly Hills high school. Gotta think that's a fucking dope ass place to go to high school. So she has a real bootstrap story. So she had, she's overcome quite a bit. Yeah. Yeah. Her road to dating Leo is a checkered one. What?

It's a me. Rainbow road. Straight up, I thought we were going to do headlines. Yeah. Okay. So actually, Dave... You want to do yours? I want to do one. Can I do one yeah okay so actually dave you want to do yours i want to do one can i do one i could save it if we wanted to we can wait till next year just give us

somebody else it's gonna turn give us your best one some original headlines dude that sounds great headlines dylan all right i'll give you two so yeah today today uh i sent this i sent this in the group chat today so we could talk about it during today's episode. Randy said headlines question mark and Dave did not realize that we never confirmed we're doing headlines. And so these are some impromptu headlines about Leonardo DiCaprio and David Ruff.

Just want to go ahead and get out in front of this. These suck. Don't look up. Seriously, don't. Leo's standing right there and he's going to politely dump you. Don't look up Seriously don't Leo's standing right there And he's going to politely dump you Don't look up When your age starts to rise

And Leo says goodbye That's Amarone Catch him if you can But TBH If you're not A woman in her early 20s You're probably never getting that dick That's aggressive

These are headlines That's aggressive. These are headlines. That's aggressive. Before the flood. Leo's back on his single boy bullshit, y'all. Y'all. You're doing the y'all thing again. He's not a player.

He just crushes a lot. A lot of young women in their early 20s. That's good. What's eating Gilbert's grape? I don't know, but it's probably not a woman over the age of 25 thanks guys what's eating gilbert great never saw it me neither i don't know what it's about what's uh i watched it a long time ago don't remember it too well might be me i love grapes you a purple grape guy or green grape guy d, red grape. Red seedless are my favorite grapes. We met you halfway.

I'm a green boy. Terrible, terrible take. I didn't insult your take. I just asked you your preference and let you have it, man. Red seedless grapes are among my favorite foods. I love them. Why? Don't let your dog have grapes.

I could eat grapes forever. Never get full. Love them. Talk and drink so much wine, too. them why don't let your dog have grapes i could eat grapes forever never get full love them so i can drink so much wine too never forget the time that randy uh got one single raisin and i called the vet and they're like yeah you should bring him in it's a friday night i brought him in they're like oh he's really big he would have to eat like a hundred of these for it to affect him i'm like you fucking told me to come in you know my dog one's fine yeah he was absolutely fine i'm just a just one erotic person exactly one raisin exactly one who's so is he dating somebody new i don't know so there were some rumors

again i don't want to start the rumor mill. I'm just reporting rumors that I already saw. I don't know if this was on Dumois but the place where I saw the rumor did reference Dumois but it was not a screenshot. Okay. Okay. Okay. Listening. It is reported that he was seen

at dinner a few weeks ago with Amrata. Amrata? She's well over 25. I know. Maybe he's matured. Maybe he's trying to settle down a little bit.

She's a mommy now. Yeah. Do you think famous people just hang out with each other platonically? Talk about the issues of being famous? Of course. Because I could see Leo just being like, yeah, Am rata d i mean she's in town we're gonna go get dinner do you think leo has any just like regular joe friends in his like inner circle

just like one of them's like joe the dude honestly this is i'm not trying to knock him i don't like when they have like like only famous friends no i told you it's like it's weird to me when someone gets famous and then you see who they're following on instagram it's literally all verified people like the kardashians like if you don't have a check mark by your name they're not gonna talk dude leo's been in hollywood and show business for so long that he legitimately might not like he i mean he was a child actor oh my god poke poke You owe me a Coke. I want him to have just some random out of shape. Josh? Yeah, just a Josh.

What's Josh doing? He's an accountant. He's miserable at home because his wife's giving him the business all the time. But he can't live in LA with him. He's like, dude, come to con, dude. He's like, dude, I can't. My kid starts school this week. Dude, guy, come over here, dude.

My kid starts second grade next week. Dude, I'll send a chopper right now. He's like, dude, I can't. My son my kid starts school this week dude come over here start second grade i'll send a chopper right now he's like dude i can't my son has graduated from high school dude like a regular dude with a bad back who lives in topeka or something yeah like one of those guys you know yeah he was living in la with leo for a long time but he got transferred to like it's a really good some random he's got a 17 handicap, you know, and wears cargo shorts sometimes. No, he only gets the hand-me-downs from, like, Leo's photo shoots. Stuff doesn't really fit that well. I don't know, man.

Josh. You got to stay grounded, you know? Well, I hope she's doing okay. Who? Miss Mirada? I'll let you know soon. I DM'd her. I said, Queen, sorry you're going through it.

She hasn't responded yet, but I bet it's coming. How many Instagram followers does she get? I'm sure her DMs are totally quiet and silent today. I'm going to say 1.8. She has... What's your guess, Will? I don't know. I don't know who this person is.

I have no... It's Camila Morrone. I'm going to say 1.1. 3.4 million what is that is that the leo bump or is she like that that like famous of a model and i just am dumb her bio has an israeli i think it's israeli flag and a u.s flag man if i knew i hope that's right well as i'm zooming in zooming in, I see the star on the flag, I think. Can't you hover over the flag and it tells you what it is? Hover over that thing, dude. There's no way Dylan knew that.

I'm hovering. It doesn't do it. No hover, boy? It's not. But I believe Bar Rafale. I could be saying that wrong. Rafale. At least that's how Kanye said it.

There's no way he knows how to say it, right? I don't know. Also Israeli, I believe. Kanye's pretty good with pronunciations, man. He does a lot of high-end fashion brands. He's the one who taught me how to say Yves Saint Laurent. Hey, why did he post a photo of some pit vipers and then call out The Gap for meeting about him without him?

Because it's Kanye, dude. That's what he does. Is he rocking pit vipes now? Hard to say. He went on a bachelor party and he bought them. He's like, I'm never going to wear these again. It's everybody's experience. I mean, yeah.

I had a pair I'd wear them skiing every once in a while, but that's since not happened. I don't ski anymore. If I skied, I'd wear my pit vipers. Man, Barrett was talking to me about his Telluride wedding this past weekend, and I have to say, I think we'd be massively fucking up if we don't get a ski trip on the books this winter who wants to spearhead it i mean i'll do it i definitely don't because i don't ski you're coming though

remains to be seen you're coming dave if we do a ski trip you will be on the trip okay i might just operate'll pray though you know me why man you've been going through some stuff lately like i got that i don't want to talk about it yeah dude and i pray i'm gonna pray i pray go no yeah i will go yeah i'm assuming it works out of course you're gonna go yeah i'm not letting you out of it what's your problem klein's invited whitefish i'm officially inviting klein oh is he a good skier i could see him being a good skier yeah he live in car isn't he a snowboarder oh he's randomly dude he's randomly an urchin it's crazy it's not he grew up in

colorado it's not that crazy i, but he just has ski vibes. They're going to be calling Dylan Gilbert's gape. He's a gaper. That's good. I'm a proud gaper. And that's okay. It sounds kind of fun, honestly. I'm a gaper who's low-key sick with it, though.

You can back it up? I can ski, dog. Will likes my shit out there. You guys definitely have different styles, I will say. I look better, what you're trying to say. I'm not doing this anymore. You look a little bit more upright and conservative. Sick with it.

Brett. Another way to say that. I will say Brett. Brett looks a little bit more X Games than you. That's okay. He's a young buck man that's exactly it makes sense he better

start wearing a helmet that Brett he was the only one on the mountain last time he went who didn't have a helmet on literally he told me he was gonna start

he better gotta protect that noggin I don't fucking around with that got brains in there and shit I've got a Jofa he can borrow I'm not gonna tell someone to wear a helmet skateboarding cause like that's some

NARP shit but like I'll tell my someone to wear a helmet skateboarding because that's some NARP shit. But I'll tell my son to wear a helmet. Tell Brett to wear one. While skiing. Never wore one growing up, ever. What, skiing? No one did. Yeah, it wasn't a huge thing.

Wasn't a thing. Hey, how hard is it to teach a kid how to ride a bike? I'm still trying. Really? No, I've only given it one full day of practicing with parks um he's not there yet he needs to he he doesn't like to be as active as i wanted to be i got to get him up on that bike and low bay you should get him a peloton i don't think that's the move david teaching the basics he can come over and use mine But he's got to split the monthly fee with me.

That's not a bad idea. He doesn't earn an income. You don't give him an allowance, you fucking cheap ass? What's your problem? How much is allowance these days for kids? What's normal? He does have a meal card at school, though. What do kids get for allowance?

I got $5 a week. Every Friday. Hey, Parks. I don't know what kids do for allowance. Parks has never gotten one. I was getting like $2 a week. But now with lunchflation, Bidenflation,

things of that nature, it's got to be at least four. Sure. It's cyclical be at least four. Sure. It's cyclical. Mm-hmm. Speaking of sick. Yeah. At Wilmot's this weekend,

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I almost went full founder. Primal. Dylan, what are you doing this weekend? Michael Keaton. Thank you for asking, Will. I will have the homie all weekend long. Friday, no plans. It's a long weekend it is and i feel like i have not enough plans for this long weekend saturday i'm going to the ut football

game hell yeah chance it's gonna be a wet one not gonna affect me as i will be in a box sounds about right i will be in a box bae's work she gets just hella perks it's her company's box damn damn yeah so yeah i'm excited i've been a ut football game i like the stadium in like four years they hiring because that sounds cool you're employed already hey man can we come? No. What's up? My boys are outside. Do you guys mind if I just sit in there? We're sitting with a bunch of their clients.

Give me like a wristband, and you can take yours off. We're good glue guys. Let us wheel and deal. You're telling me that she's less likely to close a deal if Dave and I are there? Will at the Muggsy dinner, he took that dude to Betty.

Dude, I'm different. That's true. You were pretty sick on that one. Different, dude. We had the heater on above us for some reason. I made him listen to Dead & Company on the way to the bar. So Sunday, Parks has a little pool party. A little pool party situation.

I'm going to be taking him to that. Where's that? Don't let him poop in it. It's out near Lakeway. Between Lakeway and Spicewood. There is nothing cooler than a pool party as a kid. He's going to go off, I bet. Yeah.

So that'll be fun for him. Monday, I have my fantasy football draft. It is a live auction draft, of course. Can't wait. Going to take about five hours, but that's okay. Drinking Vizzies, shooting shit with the boys. Eugene will be there just goosing people. It'll be fun.

Okay, Eugene. Has he ever won a league? He won two years ago for the first time. I'm the only one in the league who hasn't won yet, even though this is the 17th year we've done it. Ooh. It's tough. I think there's something on the printer for you.

Oh, man. That's all I have. It should be a fun one. Are you printing off the top 300 or whatever and bringing it? Yeah. You do? Of course. Are you printing off the top 300 or whatever and bringing it? Yeah, you do. Of course. It's just crazy that Quinn Ewers is going to go for like 600 yards on Saturday night. Are you having trouble with your draft this year since the talented Mr. Roto is no longer helping you out?

Mr. Who? Come on, dude. Matthew Barry? I don't pay attention to that. Where did he end up? I don't watch that nerd. Why do you have to do Matthew Barryew berry like that dude he's a talented mr roto stop saying that that's what he called himself i think soup's the perfect food

i must still not talk about enough that dylan thought that was just a like one of your real opinions no that's how little dylan's not what i said that's how little dylan thinks it's not what i said at all i knew knew it was a Bill Simmons thing. I thought you thought that I thought soup was a perfect thing. I thought you thought that Will did, and I was like, man, I can smell Will. You do think I'm soft enough. I thought the impersonation belonged to Will and not you. You're the one who says it all the time.

Oh. That's where I was like, I thought it was a Will thing. Oh, that's confusing. Or whatever. Dave thing. I do like the thought of Will just being really into soup. No, that's the thing, though. I think Dylan deep down thinks of me being so soft that he thinks it's feasible that

I think soup is the perfect soup. Soup isn't inherently soft. You can have good, hearty soup. Like what? I had soup for dinner last night, and I'm still hungry. The best soup I've ever had. I'm like, yeah, okay. That was fine.

Nah, nah. Where's the entree? I'm not going to slander the best soup I've ever had. What's the best soup you've ever had, Dylan? I don't know, man. Probably at Olive Garden the other day. Honestly, dude, I had that dumpling soup. Probably a bisque.

It's clam chowder considered a soup. Yeah. It's more stewy than soupy. No, that's a soup, though. It's got cream base. You could convince me that stews are soups, too. I'm not trying to differentiate. Tortilla soup for me is bomb.

I love tortilla soup. It's good. It can stand on its own. can't stand up it's soup yeah it's actually very liquidus loquacious i had a bomb soup a couple years ago that's still you know owning some real estate in my head i don't give a shit man no cream based some flaky white fish in it very good was that made by chef john henson yes chef behind you chef how about your weekend man uh can't match that because i'm not going to the texas game but who they playing off not lafayette i keep saying

monroe monroe and then uh a team from alabama comes to town the next week. You hear about these guys, Will? Underrated. Underrated. It's going to be a tough one for Bama. Hey. No, it won't. I'm going back up north.

Northbound 35. Going to spend Labor Day weekend with my folks, my sister and her family. My in-laws, maybe. Going to do a little. Oh, we are actually doing a pool party. Modified. Probably won't be as lit as the one Parks is going to, but we're doing a little pool party. Going to play golf with my dad Saturday.

How's the handicap looking lately, David? How's your dad's handicap looking lately? That's a good question. I don't think he's been recording his score. I think he's kind of at that point where it's like, whatever, 9.5. So we went down like a tenth of a point i know ma'am we're getting there i'm struggling out yeah will's out here shooting like 82s and just raising his i'm not every every round i play i'm shooting 88 these days

every round four out of my last five rounds, 88. Consistent, though. Annoyingly consistent. That's about it. Nothing else planned? I think my weekend's starting tonight. I got big plans every night. Not really. This is last week for you, too. I think I'm going to Austin FC tonight.

I think it's going to be my final home game of the season. Tomorrow night, I'm going to be on... have you guys heard of this podcast called Brunch? I'll be on Brunch recording tomorrow night. Very excited about that. But overall, I don't have a ton of plans this weekend. Given that we are leaving town for a significant period of time, I'm not really like running out to do anything or spend any money or do pretty much anything. I am playing golf. Ooh, where?

Lions Municipal Golf Course on Sunday. Sounds right. When I accepted the Sunday invite, I didn't really think about the fact that it's Labor Day weekend and that it's actually Saturday 2.0. And now I can confirm that, yeah, I might have a frozen margarita at the turn.

Yeah, I might put a couple cans of beer in my bag. I might go to a Tex-Mex restaurant after and eat some enchiladas. You might have some tortilla soup. I might, David. What's your bandwidth looking like? Me? Yeah. For what?

For Sunday? Said Tex-Mex. I'm available. Friday, I'm going to Matt's All Rancho with Sally's family. In there. Sally's family. Yeah. Famously part of the mafia.

I'm going to order the most expensive thing on the menu because I'm probably not paying for it. The Crenshaw? I'm going to get the Crenshaw steak. What is the most expensive? It's got to be the Crenshaw. It's the crunchy. I think it's the shrimp a la matt martinez well good not enough to fill you up crustaceans yeah i ordered the shrimp a la matt martinez one night because i was like you know what i've

eaten at this restaurant enough i need to know what the most expensive thing on the menu tastes like i will never order it again you live and you learn yeah there's a lot of removing of shells from the shrimp i'm okay doing it to a lobster but i don't want to be break down shrimp at a tex-mex restaurant there's already enough going on is it brett that doesn't finish his shrimp like yeah per the car of dinner dude brett will take like the nicest looking tast shrimp cocktail, and he'll just eat the end. What a joke. He leaves so much meat in that thing. Yeah, there's a lot.

You got to finish your shrimp. I heard he learned how to eat from his old boss. One bite. Oh, everybody knows the rules. That's a pretty good tie-in. Why is red wedding trending? You hear about this? Cool weekend, man.

Why didn't you say why it's trending? Yeah, why is it trending, dude? I need to know. Maybe one of our episodes went viral where I talked about it. There's a tweet that says, which was more upsetting, the Red Wedding from Game of Thrones or the birthing scene from House of the Dragon?

Oh, I heard the birthing scene was quite the scene. It was also very bloody. It was a bloody scene. Red Wedding was a little bit more... You kind of knew what was going to happen with the birthing scene. There were some context clues that told you how this was going to end up. I had to turn away. Red Wedding.

I feel like this question maybe should just wait a few weeks until we've seen a few more episodes. Maybe we're comparing this scene to... Maybe I should just shut the fuck up because I've never seen either show. That's a good idea. Yeah.

Very cool, man. Next week, maybe we'll finally talk about the corn thing from Twitter or TikTok. Corn makes corn. Corn makes corn. very cool man next week maybe we'll finally talk about the corn thing from twitter or tiktok corn makes corn corn makes corn do we need to talk about it randy corn corn okay all right get a little corn that'll be enough of this show see you tomorrow for voicemails oh bye bye