Circling Back - Smoking Cigs with Alpha Bears and Alpha Males

Episode Date: November 16, 2022

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All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast coming to you live. Presented by Vizzy Hard Seltzer, the only hard seltzer with vitamin C from Superfruit Acerola. My name's Will DeFries to my left. David, the denim daddy. Rough. Thank you for noticing my denim shirt, Will. If I'm a bit distracted today, it's because some news dropped

and I've been tagged in it no less than two times. Wow. Viral. Viral. The virality is real. Subway's pre-made sandwich at artificial intelligence fridge can hear you. So if, if you thought to yourself, Hey, I'm a big fan of average sandwiches. What if I didn't have to wait in line and got one that had been sitting in a fridge that talked to me for a couple days? What if? Well, this is for you. Very cool. Do the sandwich artists produce the pre or do they get that shipped in for these sandwiches? I never saw anyone produce pre when I was working at Subway. I can say that. Dylan Shivery, ladies and gentlemen.

I'm not done. Oh, no, I'm done. Dylan Shivery, ladies and gentlemen. I saw your eye in my steez earlier. If you guys hear any rustling in the background, it's not the wind hitting the leaves. It's Dylan's members-only jacket. Y'all can't stop looking me up and down and just eye-effing my steez.

It's a good-looking jacket, but it is a jacket that does make noise when you move. Well, our good friends at Mizzen and Main gave it to me, which I'm very appreciative of. And I look pretty good today. I will say so myself. The hat, of course, goes just dummy hard. Jacket on. Jacket's looking great. Do you want to tell the people at home what you told me I looked like today before we started recording?

I forgot. What did I say? I'm not going to say it. It wasn't complimentary. No, it was pretty rude. That's the part I do remember. Pretty rude. What did I say?

Pretty rude. Did I say butthole? You compared me to, yeah, part of the body that most people can't see. You did say that. Yeah. I'm sorry, man. Yeah, that was rude. You look fine.

Dude, fuck you. You look fine. You don't look like a butthole. Thank you. I'm not saying you look great. You don't look bad. That's fair. You definitely don't look like a butthole.

I retract the butthole part of what I said. I said on Monday's episode that I have been wearing fewer and fewer pairs of joggers in the office. I can report back. You're kind of out on joggers. No, I'm not out on joggers. I'm not out on them. I just, I don't know why, but I've decided to start wearing regular pants to the office. But today, I'm a jogger boy.

Okay. I pulled up in my chinos. Damn. You did pull up in them. Yeah. Chino Smith over here. I have gray jeans on, for those who can't see them. Oh, man.

Yeah. New segment alert. What are you wearing? Gray jeans. What's on that bottom half? And a Zilker belt. Oh, this guy's from Austin. Zilker belt. Hey, good news. Good news. We got to use Zilker Park, the biggest park in Austin. We got to use it for about two weeks before they got to shut it down again so

they can put up a bunch of corporate billboards for Trail of Lights. Yeah. That's facts. I'm hoping that the Trail of Lights does not get brought up in my household because I'm just waiting to get the call like, hey, we've got to bring roads to Trail of Lights.

I don't really want to deal with it. Kind of a beating. Pedestrian only now? Who knows? The one time I did it was pedestrian. Okay. You used to be able to just whip through there and you're whipped really it was pretty advanced when i did it i actually rollerbladed through it

did you so we were walking into the ut game the other day i don't know if you saw this but they played tcu on saturday i went to the game as i go to a lot of sports you went to half the game i went to half the game great choice by me by the game. Great choice by me, by the way. People should be applauding that I left at halftime. As it turns out, you guessed correctly. You picked the less shitty of the two shitty halves. Although, when they had that scooping score, you had to have been like, oh.

We were at Dylan's house. That was in the second half, though. I believe I said, don't give me hope. Don't give me hope. So I was walking in, and so we were just kind of people watching. When it's a cold weather game in Austin, Texas, people are just volume shooting fits. Girls are dressed like they still think it's 90 degrees outside,

and they are probably going to leave at halftime like I did. Hey, I ain't mad about it, though. Hey, Dylan. You're talking about the young ladies? We've got Buddy Garrity on the podcast. Young ladies in sundresses that you're all horned up about? They're all in sundresses, Dylan. Anyway, there was a dude, and he stole all the ladies there was a dude healing down the middle

of the bevo boulevard and i could not believe that he had healies in the wild and i i have to admit he looked like he was having more fun than anyone else on bevo boulevard with it so they were actual brand name instead of whatever randy bought a couple years ago yeah he didn't brick his healies like randy did hey r. Where did you get them? Randy, welcome back, first and foremost. Roller shoes. Oh, thanks. Good to be back.

Is it? No. Did you actually? You crowdfunded your Heelys, right? They're roller shoes, and I did. And they were going to be part of my Halloween costume, but then I decided to do Doug Dibno, which was the right call.

Were you going to go as Nick Swartzen's character from Reno? I was going to go as Inspector Gadget, and I was going to have a bunch of gags. Inspector Gadget. I remember. Honestly, I would have loved to see what Randy did with Inspector Gadget, because with the amount of bits that you enjoy

getting off behind everyone's back, I could see you absolutely crushing it. It's still on the table for next year. Okay, okay. Many Halloweens to come. What if, should we all be Inspector Gad for next year okay okay any halloweens to come what if what should we all be inspector gadget next year and ruin randy's halloween you probably still outdo us by a wide margin that's for sure that is big facts maybe we should all just all three of us

plan on one person the dude had so many gadgets yeah like he had a gadget for every occasion yeah if you needed a gadget like he was your guy it's like god we're never gonna get out of this one it's like actually don't worry inspector gadgets here can you imagine if you were like on a first date and like you're dating inspector gadget and you're like man they forgot to give us silverware at this table he's like don't worry babe i got you he just whips out a knife and fork it's like oh man my phone my phone won't connect to an uber home and then suddenly like uh a helicopter comes out of his hat and we just start flying home that would be so sick that actually happened yeah fact does he have more gadgets than batman his name is inspector gadget david but batman you have to agree did have a number of gadgets himself yeah but batman did it

because of nepotism like inspector gadget was in it for the love of the game. No, no, no. Inspector Gadget's dad, he was pretty high up at a bank. Was he? Yeah. Imagine being just, like, coming from a super wealthy family, and you're just like, you know what? I want to start, you know, fighting crime

and dressing up as a bat. Which doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Well, you know, his parents were famously killed. That's part of his origin story but why why the bat why dress up like a bat because they go out at night and it's it's um that's just what you do why dress up like a bat it's like happens during the day does batman come in is he only a night tomboy oh good question some work at night you think you would think that the uh the criminals would just like yeah let's just rob the bank in the middle of the day well yeah that's isn't that the easiest time to rob a bank because you don't have the alarm systems and stuff like

pretty sure alarms work in the middle of the day yeah but you can just roll in and just intimidate the people at the front desk but hit the panic button under the desk don't you know anything you've never robbed a bank i'm not telling you you just wear like a trench coat and you don't even have a gun you just have like poke your finger under it and you just slide them a note yeah stick them up they look at you they're like are you serious you got a finger no cap here yeah hand it over you think i'm capping give me that roll of pennies behind there roll of pennies oh penny tie into penny. Tie-in to Inspector Gadget, his daughter famously penny. Right, Randy? But you didn't know that. How the fuck do you know that?

Did you even watch the show? I bet you that's not even it. How does he even know? Look it up. Come on, look it up. You fact-check it. No, I'm not going to bet you. You seem really confident.

That would be a stupid bet on my part. I had to hear what that said. Penny. Penny. Hey, yesterday, we did a really fun episode of exactly five minutes.

All right, Dave's right. We get $20, Dylan. Because I bet on that Dave was right. I'd like to sip that Henny. Stop. Yesterday on Patreon, patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast, we did Exactly 5 Minutes, a podcast where we take lists or submitted prompts and we break them down for exactly five minutes each.

We had fun. Those are really good episodes, man. They are good episodes. They're high energy. Dylan fumbled the wordle. You did fumble the wordle. I didn't. Those are really good episodes. They are good episodes. They're high energy. Dylan fumbled the wordle. You did fumble the wordle. I didn't know how to play the game. Yeah.

Were you kind of mad when you couldn't talk for five minutes because you had to solve the wordle? That was a nice little break from talking to you idiots. Cool. Also, tomorrow,

we're recording voicemails. 888-618-4422. Again, 888-618-4422. Hey, we got a wide open week next week on Patreon. Should we just drop a low-key conspiracy episode? Or what should we do here? Hmm. Going into the holiday?

Maybe. Keep an eye on it. Is there like a Thanksgiving theme we could do? No. Thanksgiving is... As far as like bits go thanksgiving has the least to offer you can only talk about like what's the best side so many times we've probably done a worst of where it was like the night before thanksgiving yeah we have yeah we have those

are fun i miss those days yeah yeah we're too we've aged ourselves out of going out the night before thanksgiving a little bit is that like the biggest going out day of the year? It is, yeah. Before Christmas. No, no. Christmas night was always like, the 25th was always a big going out night in Austin. I think that's like an Austin thing now. It's a godless town. Because the night before Thanksgiving is certified the biggest volume night bar of the year.

Catch me stepping out Christmas night. I will say that most of America does not go to bars on Christmas night. Yeah, well, bars are open. That's insane to me that you would even do that. The Tavern was the spot for us. I just can't believe that you would go out on Christmas night. I've always wanted to go there.

And it was just packed with recently graduated people, from high school, that is. Damn. Don't you all sit on the couch and watch Christmas movies with your parents and shit? Yeah, they go to bed, and it's like, hey, Mom and Dad, guess who's stepping out? Your boy. Apparently Dylan's going to go. My dad stays up hella late. Fuckfest at the tavern or whatever.

We just had some beers. There were some people fucking, was there not? Not at the bar, no. Maybe after. In the car. Can you not bring up fucking so close when I bring up my dad, like, and I watching Christmas movies together? Hey, that's what you get for bringing up your dad on this show. Yeah, what are you doing? You're sitting next to the horniest man in Austin, and you bring up your dad, like, and I watching Christmas movies together. Hey, that's what you get for bringing up your dad on this show.

Yeah, what are you doing? You're sitting next to the horniest man in Austin. You bring up your dad? I'm not. I'm doing. Dave's had a very H week. Trust me. I don't know, man.

I've been drinking a lot of corn syrup. You haven't been in the tavern? It's a cool spot. No, I just said that. Oh, you didn't? It's a cool spot. Didn't expect you to. Anyway, Randy's back, which means we've got video again.

YouTube.com slash circling back. And finally, we got a green rope app dropping soon. Dylan, can you give us a status update? Can you call it status first? A lot of people would say status, but he just put a new twist on that old word. Yeah. I decided I was going to pronounce it differently. There's a bit of frustration

currently. Drop the hats off to the Fulfillment Center on Friday. It usually takes about two business days for them to actually check them into inventory. Go. A screw up on their end is... We're still waiting.

They might listen. It's going to happen this week. Could be three of them could be today could be tomorrow could be friday could be saturday i really don't know i'm frustrated and i'm sorry that it's taken a little bit of time and also they're gonna go really fast so if you waste an hour they might be gone i'm not even kidding an hour dude he's not even kidding i'm not if you if you have any inclination that dylan might be capping you're incorrect i know we're talking about a cap here but i'm not capping didn't they call your college house the fulfillment center i botched that the fulfillment center let's run

it back delete that dude they're gonna be calling dylan's house on thanksgiving night the full dylan center dude you are on fire today and i'm like i'm feeling the heat i almost touch my shoulder touch my shoulder dave you guys touch my shoulder you guys stink you're ice cold and you need to just give up the rock we're gonna be doing a lot today yeah carl is a lot we got a new sponsor we've done a read for them already, but I very much enjoy them. I'm talking about the T-Up Tour Joggers, baby, a premium jogger designed for the course. I got news for you guys.

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dude we got it we got the we got a new fucking bad boy in town okay i do call this uh so it was not it was not the new york marathon okay i knew that the new york marathon happened recently at the at the name though you want me to you want me to knock this out of the john and john marathon i believe i said yeah not quite new york no it's a very different place whatever it's fine it's a marathon either way basically the same it doesn't really change a 50 year old chinese man ran a marathon in under three and a half hours while smoking cigarettes the entire time just chain smoking at this point are cigarettes even bad for us anymore i mean that's what i'm wondering yeah there's that woman the science hasn't changed remember that that dirt that the dirtiest man

in the world who died he was smoking like five at a time and then he's tried to stop didn't he try to stop and then he died yeah because you know they they bathed him oh that's why he died yeah he died a couple months later well this says on November 6th, a runner that goes by the nickname Uncle Chen ran the marathon in three hours and 28 minutes while chain-smoking cigarettes. After the race, photos of Uncle Chen chain-smoking surfaced on the Chinese social media app Weibo. Did they drop the Sina? They must have. It was a rebrand, corporate rebrand. I went viral on that.

Weibo 2.0? Yeah, this billionaire bought the company, and they decided to gorand. I went viral on that. Weibo 2.0. Yeah, this billionaire bought the company and they decided to go in. He said, everybody, we need you to be hardcore. I went viral on Sina Weibo like two weeks ago. Really? Yeah. Why were you crying in the office yesterday? People are wondering. You okay? I had a tough day, man. Did you and Callie work that out? No, not yet. You'll get through it, man. Thank you. uh no not yet you'll get through it man thank you dj's there for you seno webo that's a throwback you think you think there's a chinese nick adams who's just volume shooting over there probably you gotta get past nick adams i'm obsessed with nick adams he's my new favorite guy

i have so many questions about nick adams nick ad would like this guy. He'd be like, this guy's an alpha. He smokes cigarettes. Yeah, that is pretty alpha. As far as he wasn't eating like a steak or something too. He probably had one either pre-race or post-race. Have you guys, so a noted friend of the podcast, producer Micah, or Mortgage Micah, as he's rebranded as well, much like Sina Webo.

He did a beer mile. You familiar with these beer miles uh yeah it's where you go to a track and you run laps and after every lap you drink a beer okay um yeah what if what if you just like go to someone's garage or like an actual bar and drink the beer and take the running out of it? That sounds good. That sounds really good. Okay. I have no desire to ever do a beer mile. He also did, didn't he put on a yoga class?

He did COVID yoga in New Orleans, yeah. No, we both got COVID at the same yoga class in New Orleans. It's hilarious to me that out of all the ways you can get COVID in New Orleans, y'all decided to do it at a yoga class, which was outdoors and there was only one other person in the class. I don't think we got there.

We don't know that's where it happened. I don't know. It might have been at, I don't know, one of the various bars that was packed. Mm-mm. It was only you and Micah. It definitely happened at the yoga class could have been lafitte's during the day where we walked in and everybody got melted nope purple drink because

pierce and i were just fine forgot about pierce pierce and i we were just living have you had covid yet i've had it at least once i knew i had it when i got it i was like this is covid and then i tested and I had it. I got to bring back this Pierce story. The first night we got there, we went to one of those bars on Bourbon. It has somebody on stage, kind of annoying. I owe Pierce like 48 drinks. Me too.

Well, I'm two drinks in. I'm watching Pierce. He's been to the bar about five times. Pierce, he was drinking beers at a rapid clip. Mixed drinks, even. Like, it was at like four for him, one for me. That dude put back like 12. Yeah, he's an alpha male.

Yeah. You're not. He didn't even smoke. I was chuckling over here. I found a Nick Adams tweet, and it's really funny. If you want me to share it. No. Give us the tweet.

Stop platforming nick adams this is from nick adams platform this is from nick adams alpha male does he have a pod i was at the butcher shop looking for a 38 ounce tomahawk steak when my butcher and i started discussing price increases sadly i was forced to settle for a 28 ounce porterhouse okay but he told me that he voted for biden in 2020 but he will never vote for democrats again due to bidenflation he does that so like all of his material comes from uh butcher shops and coffee shops yeah he's he just this is just a different variation of a tweet we read yesterday he was disappointed he couldn't find a 38 that's very specific by the way 38 ounce tomahawk he had

to settle for a 28 ounce porterhouse what was yesterday like two bone-in 228 rib-eyes or something like how much bone and steak does this man eat he has a grocery store in line to check out with uh two 28 ounce or yeah bone and rib-eyes when he heard the the women in front of him discussing politics and now they were never going to vote for democrats again wait weren't they college educated yeah they were college educated that was a different that was the coffee shop today weirdly specific morning does he know about gout he's trying he's trying really hard a lot about gout at dinner what'd you learn that it's the king's disease i learned that uh i think with the proper diet you can get

rid of gout yeah that do be facts my aunt once aunt once brought her boyfriend to a family reunion. We were like, oh, cool. New dude in the mix. Then it turned out he had gout, so we all had to make amendments to the menu and stuff. We're like, get out of here, bud. Take your gout and get out of here. How are you going to be an outsider at the family reunion and make us change our menu because of your gout, dog? Just eat a Cliffborn.

Eat what you get. Yeah. Figure it out, dude. You make your own meals. Bud? His name was Bud? What? Do I need to go find the Vegas bartender this weekend and smoke a cigarette with him?

Yes, you do. Honestly, very surprised that no one's found him yet. Someone did. I had a backer reach out to me this past weekend, and they – maybe we can – let's just get this out there now actually i had a backer reach out and say that they knew someone that was going to the the hotel the cosmo and they wanted to find this man can someone describe where the bar was because i still i still was drunk enough that i don't remember where it was remember someone sent us a picture

with him i am i do remember that a little bit now along with the name of the bar which i don't recall i don't remember the name of the bar, but it is across from – there's a barbershop that's like – you're like, why is this barbershop here? But it is actually – there's a bar in it, a speakeasy behind it. Take me to the barbershop. Yeah. It's there.

It's across from that. I'll find it. Okay. I'm going to go find him this weekend. What are you going to say? Hey, if you had a lot of random people come up to you and do bits with you, yep. They've been doing that for years.

What if he's completely changed? He found out. He heard the show, and now he's like, he changed everything. What if he went to that pop punk concert in Las Vegas and just has an emo haircut now? He's wearing a spiky bracelet. Got a chain wallet. I would have gone to that show.

According to the Cosmopolitan website, there are some really dope bars that I didn't know about there. One is the Ski Lodge, which is an Opry bar. How'd we break that? Also a Mezcal bar called Ghost Donkey. I think I'll go there um anyway i think it's called click you're the only person i know who likes mezcal 100 of the time fucking love it i bet that bar is pretty hard to find like how many people do you know that i've talked to get it because it's a ghost not that one oh which one i think it's called click click but spelled like ain't nobody messing with my click that kind of

that's a dope name yeah come on down to click it looks like it from this picture did you ever see that movie fire's house subs Firehouse Subs. I was watching Just Go With It last night. It's on TNT. That movie stinks. No, it doesn't. Just Go With It is not good. Dude, yes, it is. It's right now currently a tier two comedy to stop on while surfing the channels.

No, that's a good movie. Thank you. Is that the one where Drew Barrymore hit her head? No, you're thinking of Click. That's not Click's not click it's like is that 50 you're thinking of 50 first dates i don't like 50 first dates i'll say that it's sad no just go with it is a good movie to watch on network television facts i get home every day and um on in my household is the hallmark channel i told sally not around me i I am blown away with the people that they get for these movies.

The dad from the OC, you know, the good hair? Oh, yeah. He's in one of them playing the guitar and shit. How is he not related to Billy Bob Thornton? That's a great question. I always thought they were the same person. I've never thought that before,

but that is a good observation. It seems like they'd be boys. It seems like they'd be like a bizarro version of the Sheen family. That make sense? Minus the tiger blood. Tiger blood. Winning.

How did that guy own like a one month period in 2012? That was one of the hottest streaks I've ever seen. I've never seen the internet just go so wild. He took it on the road and was like going to like venues and it was bad like everybody's like yeah you maxed out the bit when's the netflix doc gonna drop on charlie sheen probably after he passes away jesus losing dying just doesn't mean he's losing because he passed. I mean, he's not winning anymore. Nice.

Clones. They're doing Jim Rome now? They're the same person. Yeah. It would be sweet if they did a movie about Jim Rome and Charlie Sheen played him. I can see that. How many cigarettes could you smoke over there, though? Charlie Sheen's definitely smoked cigarettes and ran before.

For sure. Is there a case that this makes this guy's lungs stronger than everybody else's lungs? Because he can endure the cigarette smoking and the marathon all at once? I don't know how that works. It's the opposite of a performance-enhancing drug. Maybe just stop smoking for three and a half hours and then you can pick it up again after you finish the race or just go to your garage and smoke cigarettes if you

want to do it that badly you wanted to do a marathon dave i know just don't do that cut that out of it i think you smoke any cigarettes in 2022 from here on out from here now yeah a month and a half left i don't know but it's the holidays have you ever smoked like that. A month and a half left. I don't. No. But it's the holidays. Have you ever smoked a cig on Christmas? That's a long month and a half. On Christmas? Yeah, be honest. Probably. There's five Saturdays in December, dude. Five Saturdays.

Wow, dude. You know how often the boys are going to get together? I hope the boys are ready. Do the group text? I'm going to be like, y'all down to clown? That's what I say. I'm going to start calling them fratter days because I'm just hanging out with so many boys.

That's sick, dude. Yeah. Brothers for life is this about to be an ad read no okay could be i thought you might be yeah i was talking to one of my boys the other day and i was like spitting facts and he was like dude that's true bill and i was like no i'm rebranding to rocket money man i gotta say they're gonna want their money back on this one, I think. Nah.

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Another one? Another one. This time he was, he said, great news. I was at the gym today pumping some iron like an alpha male when i overheard two guys talking about president trump's speech last night both said they would be voting for trump in 2024 after hearing it and that they had regretted their previous votes for biden i love that kind of self-reflection at the gym you just hear he hears these conversations everywhere it's crazy it's like i i i feel like i go a lot of places in

public and i never hear people talking politics this bluntly this guy's the king of eavesdropping yeah and a lot of people just regretted their decision to vote democrat previously yeah but not anymore and they're very vocal about it as they're working out by nick adams because you know nobody wears headphones i guess nick adams doesn't wear headphones this guy's amazing all right that's that's it. You've exceeded your limit. All right, I promise I'm done with the Nick Adams today. You don't have to be. Shut your laptop.

I don't think you have to be. Today. You guys hear about the boss? I'm not talking Springsteen. Slim thug. Isn't your favorite song Springsteen by Eric Church? No, I don't do Eric Church. You love Eric Church. Eric Church stinks, man. don't do Eric Church. You love Eric Church.

Eric Church stinks, man. I only do his collection. The other day you were leaving the office and you were like, Will, I'm going to church right now. I was like, Dylan, it's Thursday. And you were like, oh, trust me, I'm talking about Eric, my friend. No, that guy stinks. No, Dylan was just going to rooms to go for the Eric Church home decor line.

Oh, yeah. Didn't you outfit your entire new house in the Eric Church collection? Is that a real thing? Yes. Yikes. I can't get over it i'm sorry there's a bear in banff close to vancouver famously man that's like a day one brett bit this bear's name is the boss per twitter it didn't start as a bit not a bit he pretty much owns

the entirety of uh banff national park is pretty much the boss's man cave or bear cave as you call it he once survived getting hit by a train which seems difficult uh he has killed and eaten many Parity of Banff National Park is pretty much the boss's man cave, or bear cave, as you call it. He once survived getting hit by a train, which seems difficult. He has killed and eaten many other black bears, and he has also fathered over 70% of the cubs in his region. 70%. This is the Nick Adams of bears. Just total alpha. He apparently listens to a lot of tourist conversations too.

He loves overhearing people talking politics. He was just born to run. He's doing a Springsteen tie-in there. He was probably born in the USA too. Is Bruce Springsteen a one-trick pony that he just writes songs about where he's born

a lot of people are saying that born in the usa he's a grizzly i don't know the difference between grizzlies and what is black bears and brown bears and things like that here it goes it goes polar just by size i I'm talking. Okay. Polar. And then I think Kodiak. Not to be confused with Kodiak. And that's a black bear, right? No. Man, we get this wrong. Polar.

A lot of bear experts. Polar, Kodiak, Grizzly, brown, black. All right. Fact check him, Dave. Polar, Kodiak, Grizzly, brown, black. Don't mess this up. We got people in STEM out there. Am I looking, David?

I think you're right. I think I'm right, too. Hang on, hang on, hang on. This is just not. You know, we talked about a good website earlier. This is not a good website. Dog, what you got? I think you're right.

What you said. I think definitely the polar bear. Everybody knows that. Big boy. Then Kodiak, then then grizzly then american black bear what about brown dog forget about it mama me that's the thing isn't like the brown bear hang on if it's brown someone is so mad right now flounder black fight back yeah just uh here's a dumb question has do people ever has has anyone ever domesticated a bear like lived with it good question russia i think it's pretty common actually is it really if you're if you're on my discover feed then yeah it is and

they just wrestle some some drunk dude riding his pet bear with a beer it's actually a video i watched last night i think bear like bears bears are an animal that i wish like went into my head when people ask me what my favorite animal is i never think bear first bears are sick they're so sick dude awesome see fish all the time and shit i know i'm like a little worried about the boss's mercury levels they're hella high right now can i break you off with a little uh info you got facts for me break them all grizzly bears are brown bears but not all brown bears are grizzly bears you see where i'm going they're like a rectangle square thing you follow yeah all squares are

rectangles but rectangles are not squares right they're the same species but grizzly bears are currently considered to be a separate subspecies okay why did you just have the cockiest look of all time on your face after you told us that not all rectangles are squares i'm thumbnail chasing dude you get more thumbnails you get more thumbnails than anybody market get your pen out bitch don't talk't talk to Randy like that. Yeah, he just called you a bitch, Randy. Don't give him the thumbnail today. Sorry. Oh, he just... No, actually, I missed you, man.

Dylan is wearing the new hat. I missed you. Maybe you should give him the thumbnail. That's actually not a bad call. Give Dylan the thumbnail. Can I make this more confusing? Yeah. Black bears occur in many hues of brown.

And even shades of blue and white. Are you shitting me? Blue? This is from bear bear.org if i see a blue bear in the wild i'm i'm freaking out i'm like did i take too many shrooms or something uh all-time rogan trope is uh how good black bears or bear meat is if they eat they have a diet of blueberries that's something he loves to bring up wait so it's better if they have a diet of blueberries you can taste something he loves to bring up. Wait, so it's better if they have a diet of blueberries? You can taste it. It's like sweeter meat. I can kind of believe that. It makes sense.

And blueberries are a diuretic, right? Are they? I think so. No one really knows. What does that have to do with... No one really knows, man. Just imagine these bears just pissing and pooping everywhere. It seems counterintuitive, but American black bears aren't always black.

They can be brown, blonde, white, and even blue. Imagine how big a bear's shit must be. These unique blueberries are known as glacier bears. It's a big-ass pile of shit. Call them icy because they're glacier boys. That's sick. Their fur is silvery blue or grayish in color, and they belong to an extremely rare subspecies,

which is native to only one place in the world, southeast Alaska. Austin, Texas. Yeah. We got that bear in us. Glacier bears live in Glacier Bay National Park as well as Tongass. Thank you, Randy.

Dave, can you read this? The Charmin bears, according to Randy, image he just pulled up. It's called Tongass National Forest. It says Tongass. No, it says Tongass National Forest. tongue ass national forest girl on occasion they've been spotted as far east as juno however their numbers are so few that scientists have been able to learn very little about them that's pretty interesting i don't know where that is do you know yeah it's in alaska

these things are kind of tight looking this is like an all-time heat check from every member of the show episode. We're vibing today. We're doing work over here. Everybody's just pulling up, like getting used to the controller on the Super Nintendo that they just hooked up, and they're taking shots from way downtown. I was throwing stuff at Dylan before the episode today,

and he wasn't giving me much. I was a little worried that I was going to have to like... Dude, polar bears are so dope. Because he wasn't sure about that members-only jacket. Yeah, the one that's rustling in the background this entire time you've seen a polar bear that's just covered in blood because it just went to town on a seal or some shit yeah i kind of put i kind of try to ignore the fact that polar bears are more the most dangerous species of bear god the cubs are so cute like i i don't they're so cool at the zoo that i don't really want to imagine them

ripping me to shreds well they will buddy oh yeah you'd be a little snack i already am they prefer something with a little bit more you know fat on it blubber blubber if you will like the seals like a narwhal maybe a narwhal narwhals are frat dude i don't know that they are you talk what well then they have those kind of organizations in the sea you don't think seas have frats you think schools of fish aren't aren't as tight as brothers for life i i think i don't no i don't you don't think dolphin pods are like low-key kind of fratty dude dolphins are so smart like facts those dolphins give bids to their brains dude their brains are bigger than ours do you know that right dolphin yeah they're self-aware they're smarter than you oh maybe yeah dolphins are actually really frat the more i think about

it never seen a dolphin do a podcast what does that mean well they hang out like they're just constantly with the boys just fucking potting do we know that potting yeah they're one of the only mammals outside of humans that have sex for pleasure that's frat that's fact that's very frat uh they're the loudest people in the room i don't like that yeah we gotta we need that one back yeah that was good and we want it wasn't it was phlegmy this dolphin's been chain smoking sigs yeah he just ran him he just swam a marathon okay that i'd like to see so chen uh this boss bear is pretty cool though yeah he just kills shit and it has procreates can you imagine just like looking at bamf from like a mountaintop as him and just being like 70 of these bears are me this is my domain they got they got my dna yeah

good for him man yeah i'm kind of jelly this guy's life not that not the um hit by a train part but like the the death and sex i i didn't know that that this type of bear would eat a black bear i didn't know bears ate each other even if they're different types they'll eat the cubs too really males seriously yeah that's a thing it's fucked up i feel like i feel like i feel like big bear is suppressing that kind of news that they will eat each other by the way i said that very confidently and i'm about 90 sure but i didn't deserve the the tone that i took so if i'm wrong then i apologize but they do bears eat yes they do. Bears eat. Yes, they do. I don't know, Tony. This bear tea? Michael Imperioli.

Subway, like the sandwiches tea. You can get them pre-made now. It's a really bad Christopher. Do bears eat their own? Yeah. Please fact check this before we go on. Wow. When mammalian mothers give birth, mammalian? Mammals. They must begin nursing their infants, something they can do only if they're healthy and well-nourished. But if but if for instance a mother bear in the wild gives birth to an unhealthy or deformed cub or is unable unable to find enough to eat she will typically kill and consume them so not just the males ladies as pimps too wow way to take the vibe way to take the vibe okay now i get why big bear's suppressing all this stuff makes sense there's no big bear

isn't that the name of a mountain big bear big bend different yeah one's a bend shout out to bendy bend shout out to bendy does bendy just do a little search for uh and he doesn't eat his own does he feeling bendy no he's private down he's gone private he's gone private okay wait really that's what i've been told that's bullshit i've been told he's gone private i mean i can't see the bendy tweet you don't follow i forgot to large male polar bears are attacking females and cubs. Damn. Normally, they hunt on sea ice, feasting on seals.

Damn, they freeze terribly. You're going to do a Navy SEAL joke. No. Yes, you were. Grow up, dude. You were. And it was going to be a reach. Oh, man.

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an official sports betting partner in the NHL. Minimum age and eligibility restrictions apply. See show notes for details. You know what time it is. It's time for a little White Lotus Wednesday. I'm making this happen for the rest of the season white lotus wednesday is in full effect white lotus wednesday it's got a nice ring to it stop responding to nick adams while you're on the show he's allowed to dave there's a lot of things i will do that's one thing i will not do is stop if dylan wants to tweet nick adams during episodes i'm gonna let

him do it i'm just asking what his max on bench is. It's not a big deal. Stop normalizing Nick Adams' bit. He's amazing. Hop on board, Dave. I mean, I am when I want to be. I'm like a little scared that Dylan's going to be like, yeah, I haven't actually watched the entire episode of White Lotus yet.

Oh, I watched it. Oh, okay. I watched it. Okay. Okay. Well, you weren't here last week when dave and i talked white lotus no i was out with a hand rash do you have any takes so far how are you liking this season dylan how's it comparing to season one for you i really like it it's it's missing um in armand

for me that kind of like super compelling awesome character and i'm not as anxious as i was last season but i'm still really enjoying it the italian countryside beautiful i don't think it's countryside i think give me all the italy shots it is definitely the coast give me all the italy shots has this dude even been to italy are you in a part of the ragazzi they go inland too um donato the grandpa has been a very very welcome surprise he's a good character i don't he makes me uncomfortable why because every single time he talks i know he's getting to something yeah he's a little too horny and i don't like that he just uh brings up things that he's not supposed to bring up at all times he brings up his uh let your son cheat on his wife his son's infidelities in front of his grandson's It's like, maybe don't do that.

That's a grip. Take a step back. I'm getting, I am getting anxious watching it. Just because you're like, all right, who's about to potentially risk it all? I'm going to drop a term on you here. Do you remember the score from last season? Yeah. Brilliant.

It added so much anxiety to what you were watching. Do you remember the score from last season? Yeah. Brilliant. It added so much anxiety to what you were watching. Do you not like this year's score? It's not as anxiety inducing for me. I will go on record saying that I think that this season's theme song is an absolute slapper. It bangs. Okay.

You know what I mean though? They've mixed some traditional sicilian i feel like they're not using it as much though that islandy like ominous um yeah it was it was just awesome it was like man it's like something bad is about to happen hands yeah yeah you're right you're right any predictions on who dies no and barrett actually made a good point about this when i was i don't know if we i think we were talking about it on retail therapy uh but i don't know if it was off mic but he made a good point that i haven't really we haven't really cared that much who's dead at this point yeah

i haven't really thought about it since it's not at the forefront of my mind when i'm watching the show like who's gonna die who's gonna die the obvious guest is greg why is that not me not me looking up names because uncle rico oh yeah because he a he's been kind of a dickhead b he's conning uh tanya and he's some if i don't know i could he dies he dies extreme Rocky voice but yeah don't you think like a character that we like is going to die no or not necessarily maybe I don't know

why because it happened last year because Armand died and he was goaded he was a good character but he was also a piece of shit. He flew directly into the sun. Yeah, he did. Directly into the sun. He didn't used to be a piece of shit.

He was a piece of shit. Yeah, I mean, he went face first into his employee's ass. Remember that when he ate his ass? You don't see that. Dylan, famously. Oh, yeah. He did eat Dylan's ass. Good for him.

He did. It was a good scene. Who are your favorite dynamics in this season so far um i like i like the i like the italian prostitutes dynamic with the lounge singer the bar the barroom pianist that girl had some pipes on she did didn't didn't that was a beautiful scene do you think that was her yeah yeah i do too i do too i do too i'm enjoying aubrey plaza plaza yeah her character i like the whole scene that they're doing right now dave and i talked trip friends last week like i just like the entire dynamic between both of those couples yeah how

are you at making trip friends i'm good at it i'm good at it but unlike you i don't expect i don't expect that relationship to last beyond that interaction let's let's leave it at the bar if i see you around the the hotel again the next day hey what's up tim lisa like you're unfairly targeting me but yeah you know what i mean i think i think you should be targeting me here more than dave but i'll let dave take the l that's fine it's fine yeah i don't need it i don't need your phone number i like to maintain relationships like that yeah i think it's never maintained i think it's fun i've got i've got troy's number on my phone we can call him right now call him all right you'll be so confused i'll call my trip friend who ghosted me i'll call her right now

what are you gonna say i'm gonna say hey you're on a podcast right now why did you ghost me why she's gonna say uh well because we met on a trip and it's supposed to end there weirdo you freak dave's calling him what's his name trevor trevcat shout out trevcat damn change his number damn he gave you a fake one he didn't get to go to the pool the second day because he got so sunburned i was talking to some people in italy who were on vacation when dylan went to italy and they were like yeah he was a really mid-trip friend well how'd you connect with these people it was totally random huh yeah they were like he was just a dud.

Really? Yeah. And I was like, damn, that stinks. And they were like, yeah. Vacation Dylan is different. Yeah? Oh, yeah. Dude, you're crazy, man.

I'm so much fun. Spontaneous. I'll do fucking anything. You name it. That's definitely something people say about you. You don't care. Who do you... Did they show who wimped out during chicken on the jet skis?

You ever play chicken with your boy on a jet ski? No. No, I don't care to. Don't do that. I'm not trying to go out like that. Don't do that. What if you both bail the same direction? See, I was actually thinking about that,

and I was thinking that beforehand, you have to say like, all right, if I bail, I'm going this way, you're going this way. Don't mess it up. But then I was thinking if you put your arm out and say you're going this way, do they think that you're going that way,'t mess it up but then i was thinking if you put your arm out and say you're going this way do they think that you're going that way are you directing them to go that way i think at the end of the day just don't do it yeah yeah just an accident waiting to happen ethan's an interesting character which is he the son no oh he is the

robbery plazas he's a runner he's a track star yeah he he's something going to happen with him, and it's going to be aggressive. He's a lame-o. He doesn't have much of a personality. Dude, your wife is trying to bone after you run on vacation. Yeah, why didn't he get in there? He's asexual. Why didn't he tear that up? Maybe he's asexual.

Well, he pleasures himself. It's true. Yeah, maybe he's thinking about nothing he's thinking about the void he's just getting off to the void yeah he's just thinking about infinity if i'm on vacation and someone's like hey let's let's drive two hours to this uh palazzo and then you just surprise me with a one night there i'm not going to be happy with you no one does that i think there's a scenario where i i'm like oh sick but i don't think it's that scenario no absolutely not if somebody took me away if a trip friend and i guess they're not trip friends

they're real friends but if they took me away from like sally for the night i'd be like have you cleared this with her because i'm gonna i'm gonna get poured out i'm gonna get roasted when i get back yeah this is this is a trick that the wives can pull off that we could never pull off. No, because it's automatic. If the guys pull it off, they're doing something they shouldn't be doing. If we try to do this and we try to stay somewhere for the night

and then they find out that we're playing 18 the next day, we're getting killed. 7-15 tea time. Funniest line of the last episode was when Ethan was talking to... What's the other guy's name just the scumbag one i don't know he's hot though he is hot huge piece he's like yeah huge piece he's like yeah i don't lie to my wife and he goes oh i didn't know that about you

like that's surprising oh really everyone does huh. That's something you find out about people. I didn't know that about you. I like that you assume. Yeah. Like everyone lies to their wife. And it's like the reveal is that I don't lie to my wife. Did you know this guy is honest? Interesting. Cameron. Cameron is who you're looking for.

He's a weapon. He's hot. He's a problem. He is hot. He's a hot finance dude who's looking for some insider trading tips. Like, he's a problem. He'd be a fun guy to meet on a trip though yeah he's someone you want to leave that friendship at the resort

you don't want to take that one back just for a number of reasons i don't condone cameron's actions when you know him him having him being eskimo brothers with michael imperioli i that's not something i condone but if you're going to be eskimo bros with somebody michael imperially is not a bad one it's a good one it's an objectively good one i do i will i will put my hand up i have a huge crush on cameron's wife in this show i just love her yeah i'm in love with her i love her yeah she's got good vibes she's got a little sketch to her yeah i think they both do so that that's the theory that's out there is that these two are con artists what was okay i saw something on the tl about the scene when they arrived to uh noto and then not a aubrey plaza's character what's her name again

in the show i keep forgetting i don't care when she's walking around harper spiller and all the the the uh the local men are just gawking at her. That was uncomfortable. There's some kind of tie-in. That was like an homage to something. Oh, yeah, yeah. I saw this. Did you?

I'm not as well-versed in film as some. I'm not either. It was like an artistic play on something else. It's a thing. I only really dabble in French noir. Not Italian? Italian noir is a little trite for me. Okay.

Good for you. I'm enjoying the show quite a bit. I love it. Yeah. I love it. It's similar to the last season. there's not much of a storyline it's just a series of like okay this is happening now but there's like there's it's not there's not you know much of a plot i need more from the hotel manager i want to see where this goes i feel like

she she's gonna blow a gasket at some point it's gonna be really really good and i think it's i think we're getting close we've been edging her gasket blow for a while like she's going to blow a gasket at some point and it's going to be really really good. They're setting her up. I think we're getting close. We've been edging her gasket blow for a while. Maybe she's the one who kills somebody and it's one of the prostitutes. I've had the thought that she might die. But you can't kill the hotel manager twice in two seasons. That's...

Can't do that. Or can you? Then that really starts to fuck your mind up when you go to season three and you're like so we continuing this trailer i hope this this show never ends i just keep going to dope locations i agree on this i agree where do we go next time like where's where's the next one italy's so cool we hit oh we didn't talk about the godfather thing should be montana the godfather they're gonna do like tour stop The Godfather tour stop. Oh, yeah. They could do a ski one.

A cold weather one would be entertaining. It'd be good. Opera. Dylan. Yes, that was the location where Michael was hiding out. That was cool. That was cool. I enjoyed that.

Yeah. I couldn't get the LeBron quote or the LeBron back and forth with that Italian journalist about his favorite Godfather quote out of my head as I was watching it. He just liked all of them. No, I say that all the time. That's my favorite saying. The grandson went mega woke on him. Grandson? Yeah, he did. Wow. And then we had the, what's the young, her assistant, the assistant that is his love interest. We need to be better at names. I'm learning.

Yeah. i don't know i don't it's not a good sign when i'm the best at the names dude i like the grandson he's got a good head on his shoulders i don't know i don't know if it's going to work out between him and uh you know bizarro zoe deutsch but he's a he's a nick adams beta yeah he's he's gonna have some trouble there he's not really he's just to have some trouble there. He's not really... He's just... That dude that jumped in the pool is just going to absolutely cuck this guy. What's that guy's deal?

Yeah. Where'd he come from? Fucking chill out guy with hot tats. Yeah. Kind of looks like Valtteri Botas or something. God. Just swimming by. Mm-hmm.

Just hitting that freestyle. Yeah. Can you swim? I'm a fantastic swimmer. I forgot you're a flail boy. No, I can swim very well. I'm flailing. I'm flailing.

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What are you doing this weekend, Dylan? I'm going to Denver. I will be in Denver. I leave Friday morning, get back Monday. Going with the wife. The hell are you guys doing? Going with Bae. She's got a friend who lives there.

We're going to stay with them. And we're just going to bop around. We might do a night in one of the surrounding mountain towns but we're just gonna like hit breweries and maybe do a little hiking and just kind of enjoy denver fall beer guy very very low key getaway it might be calling a vacation just a little getaway oh a little long weekend yeah yeah i'm really excited nice to, you know... What's the POW situation there right now? I don't think there's any POW.

I don't think they've gotten much snow, if any. Really? Maybe a flurry or two. Northern Michigan's getting dumped. But it'll be in the 30s during the day. Okay. It's officially take a photo of your back porch season in Northern Michigan right now

to show how much snow you have on there. Yeah. Very popular time. That's very cool. Is that like the equivalent of down here we take pictures of storm clouds? Yeah. No, it's very much a thing in the Midwest and especially in northern Michigan to take a photo of your porch and show how much snow is on top of your porch furniture that you never took inside. They're going to get a little snow tomorrow night.

It's huge for you. The high is only 26 tomorrow. But then by the weekend, it'll warm up a bit. So I doubt we'll see much snow. Are you doing a listener meetup while you're there or anything like that? No. Wow, dude, you don't care about the listeners? Just going to hang with the wife.

We've got a substantial audience in Denver. I know. Hopefully I run into some of them. Come say hi. While you're drinking just local beers oh yeah are you gonna are you gonna um burn say ask are you gonna are you gonna burn i'll probably buy a j when can you buy mushrooms yeah when when does the mushroom law go into effect is that's like a two-year thing i don't think i don't know but i'm not bringing any back. Why?

I don't need you to. I'm too scared. I mean, I get it. I get it. Traveling across state lines with drogas. Sky doesn't even micro. Dude, this dude doesn't even traffic drugs. Yeah, I don't do that.

I'm straight-laced, man. Do you have a mini-roast tandem for not trafficking drugs? Don't mini-roast me, dog. Get it with my strong hand. Ooh, the weather's going to be downright sexy. I'm going to roast him with my strong hand. Sunday, high 48, sunny. All right, that's the weather with Dorn. Yeah.

Ooh-wee! Do we need to put up a green screen so you can point at all the different areas of Denver and what might be getting some for SIP? We have one. We have a morph suit. We have a green screen too. Oh, yeah. I guess Randy could.

Randy, can you go set up the green screen so Dylan can do a segment? And that concludes my weekend in fun. What's that boy getting into? I'm going to go in reverse. I'm going to start with Sunday because it ties into what we just did. I'm going to watch White Lotus and then I'm going to start with Sunday because it ties into what we just did. I'm going to watch White Lotus, and then I'm going to fall asleep immediately thereafter. And that is why I cannot recall character names. I watch the show, go to bed immediately, wake up the next day and be like,

oh, yeah, we watched White Lotus, and I'm wondering I have to like piece together what happened. I need to like stop doing that or just start watching it like on Tuesday or something. Anyway, we are going to watch White Lotus. Cowboys, Vikings, Sunday also. Saturday, we have – this is exciting stuff for the folks at home. I've got a baptism class from 10 to 12.

Very cool. And Friday, we are going to Barrett's partner's birthday party. Happy birthday, Laura. Yeah, I'll be missing that, unfortunately. I'll be there. Should be a good time. I'm jealous I'm missing that, man. Potential happy hour with Brett and Harv's before.

See you about it. Cool, man. Don't say it like that. Yeah, that was dismissive. Yeah. Cool. What's your problem? I'm staying here staying here i'm not traveling what's your problem dude i will be here monday doing a solo show though nah you wait for us you can't you won't do an hour alone cool you won't do an hour alone you have nothing to talk about for an hour i'll talk about your bitch ass you got plenty to talk about i think all of us us should have to do. I think once a year, all of us should have to do one hour alone.

I would run out of things really quickly. One hour. You could just read tweets. Yeah, you could just break down Nick Adams' tweets the entire time. That would be good. That's good content. Yeah, I think people would be fine with that. What about your weekend?

You know what it is. I do, but the people don't. Oh, okay. your weekend you know what it is i do but the people don't okay yeah i'm uh i'm going on a miniature family vacation with sally's family for her brother's 30th birthday it's a surprise so please don't tell him uh is it really i guess no one told no one's told me that really besides like someone's alluded to it the other day that it's a surprise but i feel like that should be known um and so yeah we're going to vegas for two nights i don't love vegas so we'll see i'm eating at carbone you guys ever hear about this place yeah i think they pimped someone's car for to make it made it into an italian restaurant oh carbone yeah and tell me this car has bones an Italian restaurant. Oh, a car bone. Yeah.

You're telling me this car has bones? Mm-hmm. This car's got bones, T? So yeah, everyone said get the spicy rigatoni and the table side Caesar salad. Did someone just break into our studio and slam the door? What just happened? It was an aggressive entrance.

Chill out, Brett. And so yeah, I'm going to go do that. And then I'm'm gonna spend a night seeing uh one of my friends from michigan uh in palm springs i'm very very much looking forward to it don't really know what i'm doing there but it should be fun fritz's first vegas experience i don't think it's a literal vegas baby vegas baby oh that's what i'm gonna do i'm gonna be shooting vegas baby stuff with fritz the entire time you should great, that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to be volume shooting Vegas baby stuff with Fritz the entire time. You should. That's a good bit.

That's actually a really good bit. I will be placing some bets on the World Cup. Do you guys want me to get some skin in the game? Let's do a breakdown on the Too Much Did podcast stream today. Maybe it too. Maybe. Who's the fave? I don't know who the fave is right now, but if I had to guess the fave, I would say –

No, I think Brazil's second favorite. Is it Spain? Argentina is technically the favorite. I think I'm riding with Denmark. Don't cry for me, Argentina. Have you seen what they did? No, I've been reading some World Cup predictors, though. Their jerseys are brandless.

Who is this? Denmark or Argentina? Yeah, Denmark. That's swag their sponsor is hummel but they have uh made all of their jerseys one color uh in protest who were protesting qatar in the in the uh conditions of these workers it's a publicity stunt but i respect it that was not a danish accent in no way was borderline italian i don't know how danish people i don't either yeah all i know is hrothgar was the king of the danes really yeah not talked about enough hrothgar like a good danish for breakfast i don't even know

what that is some kind of pastry yeah like i know it's a pastry but if i think it's flaky i kind of buckle a little bit when i'm looking at like a case of pastries and i'm like i'll do that one right there yeah you're the flaky that flaky john right there that one i don't yeah i know like what a scone is okay i was a little jealous in white lotus the other night when they hit that uh uh what are they called yep they look They look like Choco Tacos, but flattened. Cannoli. Cannoli. Hey, do you know where you're playing golf in Vegas?

You're not running back Paiute? No, I would, though. Inside of Dylan's 15-foot play. I would, though. I think we're just playing TPC Las Vegas, if I'm being honest. I don't really know. To be honest, i'm not even really looking forward to playing golf like i stink i haven't played in over a month maybe two months

golf stinks i'm out um and traveling with my golf clubs to play one round is just something i'm not that into do i rent it do i low-key rent that's what people are wondering i rented in montana it was fine i just yeah i have no desire to to travel with golf clubs when otherwise i don't have to check anything for one round of golf it is kind of a beating now if you're going to play like if you know that one course is pebble or like a historic course yeah then you bring your club if the if the course is the destination i think you bring the clubs no matter what i think that's a good rule if golf is just an activity on a long list of other activities bringing the clubs with you just it's kind of a beating i hear you man all time ad transition episode for your boy today people aren't talking about it enough do we have another one no oh he just wanted to gas himself up before

we logged off log us off so you've had i think mondays was better than today's uh i'll take it good episode though guys shut up bye