Circling Back - Smoking These Pork Butts & Hidden Treasure

Episode Date: June 8, 2020

The squad went off this weekend, Dave smoked a pork butt for the ages, a dude found hidden treasure in Colorado, Dave's Combat Sports Minute, Dan Bilzerian apparently wrote an autobiography that no one wants, and Brett's Breaking News. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (16:44) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (37:10) Smokin’ This Pork Butt (46:38) Buried Treasure in Colorado (57:00) Combat Sports Minute (1:04:32) Dan Bilzerian Wrote An Autobiography (1:14:10) Brett’s Breaking News MeUndies: www.meundies.com/circlingback (15% off) Stamps.com: www.stamps.com (click microphone and use CIRCLINGBACK) Miro: www.miro.com/backer (free trial!) Birddogs: www.birddogs.com (STEAM for free nunchucks) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name's will freeze to my right david ruff i don't want to get out ahead of myself here but the battle for my gut has been won really the war will rage on we'll see into perpetuity potentially but let's just say the good guys we got this one are they're just like are they're just like little like molecules just like ripping down statues and like just like just raising hell in there there There's a parade, ticker tape. What is ticker tape exactly? It's a stocked thing from back in the day.

All right. Do you want the answer? I mean, is that it? Well, they used to print, before there was the CNBCs of the world, they used to print out the trades on a ticker tape. So you would read the tape and be like, oh shit, Delta just traded at $35-huh and you could be like all right well i want to buy it at 34.99 that's ticker tape yeah oh okay i didn't know i was getting a serious response there and it's which by the way i don't deserve a serious like no offense that's nerdy yeah well i mean how

else would you you'd be like hey what did so-and-so trade out did you take like history of the stock market yeah what's your college no you you take history of the stock market in college? No. Because you know a lot about the stock market. At your young age, you're very wise. I was a finance major in college. Oh, okay. Finance.

I was a finance major in college, yeah. And I was planning on doing that before I ended up doing this stuff. David's not here for finance talk right now. He's not a finance guy. Major announcement. We got Brett Merriman in the studio today filling in for Dylan Ch right now. He's not a finance guy. Major announcement. We got Brett Merriman in the studio today filling in for Dylan Chivary. What's going on? How's it going, Brett?

You're not as red today as I thought you might be, but you got color. I'm getting tan. It's summer of tan, Brett. I don't know if you know that. Also, Dave, I was going to make a pool log joke, but I missed my window. There's a pool log situation in your gut biome. Oh, I get it now make you compare what explain it's it was a poop joke early in the podcast early pulag not gulag yeah oh yes yes it's topical with call i thought pulag was some sort of finance term that i was unaware of

i really did okay boy do i have an investment opportunity for you, Dave. Did you tell everybody why Dylan's not here? Dylan, well, actually, can we, so on Friday, I missed a WASH media meeting that Dave, Dylan, and I had on Friday. Yeah, you did. We always have a quick little meeting on Fridays. The best thing about it was it's via phone. Yeah, and so I started running some errands on Friday because we were leaving town later that day. And I had left my phone in my car because I did not want to have it in the grocery store where I feel like there's just peak germs.

And then I walked out to my car and saw that I had a few text messages that were just like, the one that really stung was just when Dave wrote, Willie forgot. And I was like, yes, yes, I did. I definitely forgot. It was pretty clear what happened to me. And so we rescheduled the meeting to be early this morning at the lodge. And we got a text from Dylan that said, I slept through my alarm. I will not be able to make this. And then we found out that Stella has been throwing up all morning. And so Dylan's got to confront that right now. Sure. Prayers up to Stella. We hope we're doing well And so Dylan's got to confront that right now. Sure. Prayer's up to Stella. We hope we're doing well, Stella.

I've got faith that she'll pull through. Yeah, I think so. She had a big weekend. She probably got into something at the, wherever they were, lake or. Were they at the lake, the beach, or the mountains? It's hard to say. Did you guys have this, you guys like had this conversation on the mail, I assume? We did.

Because I was going to say, I was catching stray bullets on Reddit because of what you guys were saying. Well, you're a total dumbass for your opinion on that. What's my opinion? I don't even know. I assume you're a late guy. Yeah, but someone, and I will say, this might be the most logical thing that somebody has said on Reddit,

that the Great Lakes are a different beast and they should be removed from the conversation. I would love to experience that because I get where that statement comes from, but I want to see it in practice. It's the ocean without the currents, without the scary things in it, without salt. Tell that to the Edmund Fitzgerald. It's just great. Yeah, the Edmund Fitzgerald may beg to differ, but yeah.

It's a good place to be. Anyway, sorry. No, Dylan really just doesn't like the beach, which is interesting because, as I brought up, his favorite thing in the world is sprinting into the ocean. That's true. So I don't understand why he doesn't like the beach as much. Well, it was funny to me. When we went to Ponte Vedra Beach for the Players' Championship,

we had some downtime one afternoon, and we decided to go hit the beach. We were like, well, this is really our only free afternoon to go do something. Let's go to the beach, which was right next to us. Dylan walked to the beach, no towel. How do you show up to a beach with no towel? See, I think he might be just doing it wrong. I think he does not have the experience beaching it like one would need to make such a decision. Like Dylan doesn't know to take off his sandals before you really start getting into the sand.

And so he's just struggling to walk through. Yeah. Like, come on, dude. Figure it out. That's one of my least favorite feelings. When the sand is like 160 degrees and you're just like, man, I don't need to be doing this right now. No, it's like too hot for the feet. It's too hot for the feet. So you're just like, man, I don't need to be doing this right now. No, it's like too hot for the feet. It's too hot for the feet.

So you're just kind of sprinting through. That's why you need those fine, like the super fine sand beaches that are bright white. Okay. I mean, that must be nice to like just be able to get one of those. I was going to say. Beach so white. I'm getting some aqua socks, some water shoes. I'm just going to start wearing them all the time.

Is it aqua socks? Mm-hmm. Swim shoes. Yeah, just swim shoes. What are swim shoes? They're swim shoes. There was a time where there was nothing more uncool than a swim shoe. I don't think I've ever heard of swim shoes.

Yeah, they're a thing. Swim shoes are just normal shoes that are just like neoprene that you slide on your feet. And it makes it very easy to walk through like a rocky beach. They make sense. Here's the thing. So as I can speak as someone who went to school where there's rivers and river floating and whatnot, when you went down to the river and you're waiting in line to get your tube, if you saw people with those shoes on, and you're waiting in line to get your tube, if you saw people with those shoes on,

you would, in your own head, make fun of them, but have to acknowledge how practical wearing those on the river is because the bottom of the river, it parts, is very rocky and shallow, and being barefoot, you can cut your feet up, get them bruised up. Oh, yeah. But you still got to stunt with your bare feet. Oh, we had zebra mussels, like, all over the place when I was a kid. Yeah, I know. You brought them down here to Texas.

We had to have them. We had to have those things on. They are absolutely swagless. Yeah. Zebra mussels or the shoes? Both. Zebra mussels are, like— Fuck zebra mussels.

How do you— With the name zebra mussels, that sounds pretty dope. Just a yoked zebra? Yeah, this little tiny thing. Like, dude, come on. They're decimating the local population of stuff in Lake George. Remember to rinse off your boat before you put it back in the water. I don't know how Michigan, I don't think we totally remedied it,

but they're definitely not as apparent. You used to be able to reach down, pick up a rock, and it would just be completely covered in zebra mussels. It's a problem, Will. It is a problem. Did you see that the tropical storm, Crystal Ball, is going to go pretty much on a straight north, slightly northeastern path up to the Great Lakes?

Really? So they're going to get the tropical cyclone effect of, you know, the winds coming out of the weird direction and just the moisture, heavy rains. I'm interested to see what that does with the Great Lakes, like how that interacts. Because, you know, I've always been obsessed with lake effect snow just because I have a family in Niagara Falls. It's just because it sounds like it can be disastrous, you know, blizzard and whatnot. For us, it's never been disastrous. But that's when you know that you're about to get absolutely pounded and you're going to get either a snow day, a powder day, both.

Who knows? Dude, the thing about Lake Effect snow, though, is the band where it snows, like four feet, is about 10 miles wide. It's crazy. That's crazy. So you can drive and be in a blizzard, and then they'll get two feet of snow, and then you can go 10 miles, and it'll be nothing. Yeah. It's a weird phenomenon. Yeah.

Flip. I think Lake Erie is one. It's headed more towards Erie. That's the one that's west, right? Ooh, I'm not sure. You really don't know? Pretty eerie. No, no.

I was saying I don't know if the lake effect's not going to Lake Erie. Oh, no. No, no. I mean like that's where the storm's going to kind of make its way. Yeah. More on that side. What's your favorite Great Lake, David? Probably closer to the original Mitten.

Do you know how to remember the Great Lakes? What is it? Tinstoffel? There's no such thing as a free lunch? I think that's it. Yeah. Now, Holmes. Yeah.

Holmes. H-O-M-E-S. Okay. Huron. Huron's underrated. No one's talking about Huron. Is Huron like the coldest? No one's talking.

No. Lake Superior is definitely the coldest. Yes. Lake Superior is the bad boy of the Great Lakes. When Lake Superior shows up to the party, it's like, oh shit, keep your girl close. Because this lake is going to steal your girl. Exactly. Exactly.

I'm an Ontario Erie guy. You should be. Yeah. If I were you, I'd be riding for that as well. They're kind of boring though. They're pretty, you know, they're the shallower of the lakes. They just kind of don't, you know. They're there. There's tight fishing in Ontario.

You get some salmon off. I got to ride with the murder mitten. I got to go with Lake Michigan. Huron, Ontario, Michigan, Erie, Superior. Yep. Good work, David. Cool. Can we make some major, major announcements right now?

Yeah. They're not that major, major announcements right now? Yeah. They're not that major. I'm sorry. But as you may know from last Wednesday, happy hours are only on Wednesdays now. If you want to subscribe, if you want to check it out, go to youtube.com slash watch media. We've got all full episodes up there.

We've got clips up there from certain episodes. We've got clips from the patreon episodes if you want to you know dip your toe in the water and see maybe dip your toe in lake erie uh to be clear it's video clips not like uh that we're not playing grinding on loop that would which would be way sicker if we had actual like clips doing youtube videos on wash media's channel that would be dope yeah yeah uh and also we are doing the Circling Back Movie Club. Is that what we're calling it? What are we doing?

We've got to think of a better name. I feel like the movie or book club thing has been done. Yeah, we've got to figure this out. So if anyone has any ideas, just do it. Should we just call it something with cinema in the title just to make people hate us? Cinema Hour? The Motion Picture Party? MPP?

MPP. Are you down with MPP yeah I think that works okay tomorrow we're doing American Pie if you want to watch American Pie it is currently on HBO to stream so just hit up your

friend with a password and make that happen or you don't have to American Pie is one of those movies that I feel like everyone's seen at least three times and so I think you'll understand where we're

coming from if you know any of the plot at all the funny thing about American Pie is a guy fucks a pie yeah spoilers one of the least funny parts of the movie in my yeah I didn't I always thought it was wasn't that great yeah and also like yeah I think I think upon re-watching it I think I'm gonna be like pretty disgusted by the Shannon Elizabeth scene I mean I don't know the the concept of it yes yes but the actual oh I mean, I don't know. The concept of it, yes. Yes. But the actual... Oh, I mean, don't get me wrong. I had a crush on her for the entire time.

What's she doing now? I don't know. I bet she married a shipping magnate. Yeah, that makes sense. It would make sense if she just did that. Actually, we should hold her this for tomorrow. Brett. We need to do a where are they now of all the shitty people.

She's from Houston. Is she? H-Town, stand up. H-Town. She is... How old Is she? H-Town, stand up. H-Town. She is... How old is she these days? 44. 46.

I bet she's still drop-dead gorgeous. She currently lives in Cape Town, South Africa, and runs the non-profit animal rescue organization she co-started in 2001, Animal Avengers. Which sounds like a tight movie. It's like super, super animals that just fight crime. Should we get her on this? Save the planet.

Should we get her on this? Oh, shouts to Waco High School, too. She's from Waco? She went to Waco High School. At one point, considered a professional tennis career. She's tall. I feel like she could play. But anyway, yeah, we're doing movie recap tomorrow on Patreon,

patreon.com slash tricklingbackpodcast. Should be fun. I'm excited. We're picking movies that have either we've discussed on here or messed with Dylan because he's never seen, or just classics that we've kind of forgotten about. I can't hardly wait. I can't even wait i can't

even remember how that came up but like i think it was because i just randomly saw it on netflix and was like oh i forgot how funny this was i gotta do a rewatch realize multiple people hadn't seen it haters dude but dylan oddly dylan had dylan dylan respected that it's because he i think he just was watching it to take cues from McNeely. Trip? Yeah, like so many people have been like, dude, you're kind of like Trip McNeely.

He was like, all right, I gotta see this movie. Wow. 362,000 followers for Shannon Elizabeth too on the Grom. On the Grom? Yeah.

Does she live on like a wildlife farm? Is she like a Carol, like a hot Carol Baskin? She's a vegan. I don't know if that tells you much. Y'all see the Carol Baskin? She's a vegan. I don't know if that tells you much. Y'all see the Carol Baskin's news?

I did. She got the ranch. Or the park. No, do you see the other news? Oh, no. Turns out the will from her ex-husband, who is dead, was considered a 100% forgery. Wow.

Oh, no. Okay. Not good. So she definitely killed that dude. Hard to say. Arguably. I don't think she killed him. I just think Tiger killed him.

Hard to say, though. Could be. That's interesting, man. I'm going to have to look into this more before I speak on the matter. But, Will, that is breaking news. Yep. Will's breaking news. Yep. Will's breaking news. That's what we do early in the podcast.

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That's me on these.com slash circling back. All right, boys, I got a question for you. What'd you guys do this weekend? I didn't do much. Dave, you can lead off, because my weekend's boring. You don't look blood red, so I can tell. I am getting by the pool, though.

What I'm doing is I switched on sunscreens. I'm a 30-boy now. You went from 4, which you may as well put on peanut oil, to 30, which is good. How are you applying this? Spray and pat. Or spray and rub, I guess. Patting is weird. Be careful with the spray.

You can't spray and just start slapping your arm. No one's doing that. Well, it's spray and rub. I'm struggling. Usually it's the opposite way. Hey. Okay. All right.

Yeah, but with the face, I'm going into the hand and then applying like so. That's the move. Yeah, that's the move. Although I got yelled at by Caroline. She's like, ew, that's terrible for your face. What am I supposed to do? Why? Well.

I don't know. Here's what you need to do. You need to be using a moisturizer every morning. And that's what we're doing now. And get one that has SPF. That's what I did this weekend. You've got to always be reapplying. What?

CVS. I've been doing the spray on the hand and wipe on the face method for years. Years? Decades. Decades. You have great skin. Yeah, thank you. I just spray the face.

If that's all I have. That's ruthless. That's what you do. There's a number of, I've got some of my golf bag that is like made for the face. So I will put that on. I will reapply that. I see. I don't like spraying my face with aerosol.

I feel like it's going up into my sinuses. Yeah, that's why I'm scared of it. That's why you do it on your hand. Yeah, but then I feel like the spray, when you put it on your hand, it's not going to stay there as much as like... That's why I just use the solid or the cream or whatever.

Oh, I see. You're a banana boat guy, aren't you? I don't know. No, I'm a bullfrog. Bullfrog is dermatologist recommended. I use toad venom. You're using toad venom for sunblock? Yep, I just put it all over my face.

Isn't that your Mario Kart character? No, it's Toadstool. Remember that? I will never live that down. I feel like it wasn't... Dude, I caught strays for not correcting you. I'm like, this podcast would suck if we all stepped in every time somebody botched something. It already sucks.

We get more content out of the things that we fuck up than the things that we actually get right. So don't complain. This is who we are. You're a Toad the Wet Sprocket guy.

Dude, I matched so much sunscreen this weekend. I was just littering myself in some SPF 15 dry oil. And I gotta say, I feel like I have a nice little base going on right now. I don't look too burned or anything like that. I mean, this is...

Dude, I went to a rodeo this weekend. Damn. What? I'm a rodeo boy now. I wasn't in the rodeo. Country boy Will just loves going to rodeos, though. Just, you know, popping up in the trunk, cracking a few cold ones, just watching it happen.

Oh, man. They do some mutton busting. Oh, here we go. All we saw, and I'm going to get this wrong, we did see bull riding, which was absolutely lit. We also saw barrel racing, which I – is that what it's called? Yeah. I love it.

You know we have a connection to a real life cowboy rodeo clown really buddy lance who i play golf with up in dallas he did it forever and now he i don't think he does it anymore he's got a family and he doesn't want to die which is great one of sally's best friends that she grew up with was a sponsored by wrangler barrel racer that's tight yeah that's very tight there's a lot of aspects of rodeo that i wonder like why they're still in existence. Like I don't, you know,

even though I get the tradition, it's like, why are we tackling the, Oh, the calf? Like, yeah. You know what I mean?

It's like, yeah, that makes sense. I know. I do you, do you actually take like, so is it, it's true that like the reason that the bulls are bucking is because of they tie

their nuts? I don't know if that's true or not. I thought it was just because they're mean as fuck. I thought you electrocute their nuts. Dude, bulls are kind of bad. Don't electrocute your bulls nuts. Yeah. I'm against that.

Imagine being the guy that has to do that. He's just got like a taser out before every single one. I bet you, I bet you that type of guy, I bet you he loves it. Yeah. Some of the best, some of the best jackass bits were when they were in a bull ring and somebody was just getting upended. Would you ever do Running of the Bulls? No.

No. Although, I don't know if it's the same town. Yeah, I feel weird. Didn't they kill the bull at the end? I don't know. Would you do the tomato fight thing? That's what I was going for. There's a tomato fight.

Tomato fight I would probably do, although not in 2020. Have you seen the... Germs in the tomato. Inside the tomato. I don't want to get hit in the face with the tomato and have COVID all over my face. What if everyone's wearing plastic gloves and masks? That's a different story. I would be wearing goggles.

So I guess it might be okay. We're just wearing our like really nice ski goggles that we all bought for our two-day trip to. Did I buy ski goggles? Yeah. Dude, if you, and if you ask me where my ski goggles currently are after that trip, no clue. I have no idea where they are. Do I have some of your, I have the stuff that you loaned me. I think you, and actually you kind of said I can have the stuff, so. I don't even remember. To be honest, I don't even remember what I loaned you. And actually, you kind of said I can have the stuff. I don't even remember.

To be honest, I don't even remember what I loaned you. So you can have it, Dave. I know. You definitely have my goggles, and Dave, they're yours. They're your goggles. Okay. I couldn't remember if I bought some or not. They're my goggles now.

It's a little tax. We tax you to work for us. God, now I'm concerned. I have no fucking clue what my goggles are. Have you heard of La Batalla Del Vino? Yeah, he wants to fight Dana White in a charity match. Not him. Damn.

The wine fight in Spain, Will. Didn't know there was a wine fight. There's a wine fight, and it's just a party. What do people do? They spray red wine at each other with super soakers. And then they get hammered after. Like actual super soakers. Yes.

This video says that they were actual super soakers. And like water balloons filled with wine. Damn. I think we might have to do that. Yeah, I'm fine with that. Okay. I'll do that. International travel, but let's look into it.

Yeah, let's do it. So, yeah, my weekend started off interesting. So Friday, I was like, I'm going to play golf. Cool. So we – because, you know, Will ghosted our meeting. So 11 o'clock, 11.30 rolled around. I was like, I'm just going to go walk on at Lions. So I went out there and was promptly told like, hey, man,

I don't know if we're going to be able to fit you in. And it wasn't – it didn't even seem that crowded. I was like, I'm solo. I'm riding. I'll do whatever. And they're like, just hang out here, man. I don't know if we're going to be able to fit you in. And it didn't even seem that crowded. I was like, I'm solo. I'm riding. I'll do whatever. And they're like, just hang out here, man. We'll call your name. So I chipped and putted for like 45 minutes.

And I was like, all right. Went back up. And he's like, man, I'm sorry. The group, everybody's showing up with these groups. And I'm like, a lot of these groups, I could see them teeing off. They were doing the thing where they were playing with three. And they didn't want a single that they didn't know to play so like oh my buddy's gonna meet us on like the third always i've done that move before yeah i'm not it worked against me this time and i was like okay i'll fuck

off so i drove across town to kaiser and clay where i tried the same thing and uh did not get on the course seriously oh my god yeah what God. Yeah. Dude, what the hell? I had about three hours. I did practice, and they were cool there. The guy gave me some range balls. I was like, the range, though, there was nowhere to hit. I was like, I saved it. It's in my golf bag.

Dude, this is like being on a Southwest flight and seeing every single person in the front of the plane. It's just like, oh, no, we're waiting for somebody, and their purse is just sitting there. Yeah. I was not allowed to play. So I think they're doing the thing at Kaiser, maybe at Lions too where they're spacing out tee times because I sat there on the putting green that's right next to number one tee box and watched 10, 12 minutes go by with nobody on there. And I'm like – I was like I could have just gotten a cart and gone and played.

You should have. It was a bummer, but not to at Austin, but Austin's not a great golf town. So whatever, not super surprised. Just need to join Austin Country Club or something. Let's just do that. Need to raise the money. Let's just do that. So I did not get to do that. And then the rest of the weekend, pretty much spent at home trying to mix in a lot of Twitter

to keep apprised of current events and balancing that with not letting it overwhelm me. Because it's kind of like, I feel like being that tuned into stuff and looking for actionable items and actionable tweets and stuff you can do, it's like, kind of wears on you. I think I talked about it on— Screen time. I think I talked about it on Scaries this week. But, like, the amount of time that I've spent not just—I want to be reading the news. Like, but then I see that, oh, this tweet got ratioed into Oblivion.

Let's dip into this dialogue between a bunch of people who are just there to argue and then all of a sudden i'm like 30 minutes deep into this wormhole and i'm like well this is terrible for my mental health like what why am i still sitting here reading yeah it's like you gotta find the balance yeah and i haven't found that yet because twitter man twitter can go down so many roads like you said and um it's crazy like Like, I can't exist without Twitter. That's legitimately my news source. It's my number one used app. Not even close. Yeah.

Besides, like, WhoopBand, you know. What's up to my Whoop boy out there? Talk to me this afternoon, Will. Okay. I started Lost. Why? Yeah. I don't know.

Alyssa's like, hey, look at this. This is on here. And she's seen it and i never i never i watched some of the first season back when it first came out but i bailed on it for probably because i was in college um but yeah i started it and the thing i like about it is that it's i don't know what's going to happen the thing i don't like about it is that there's 22 episodes in a season yeah it's too much dude it's too much uh maybe cut that in half they're like hour-long episodes too it's not correct yeah so yeah they're it's long it's too long initial thought you've seen it oh you know all my friends were so obsessed with it and they would like it'd be like thursday night and they'd be like no we're gonna watch this instead of go do

something i'm like really we're gonna sit at home and watch lost right now like no i'm not we're not doing it's like a smart show like right at the beginning or early or right before the prestige tv era yeah that is kind of dated i i think if i was watching it back then i would be like blown away by it yeah now would be like Blown away by it Yeah Now I'm like not blown away by it But I can appreciate it But I've heard it gets frustrating to watch at the end

I've heard I had some Ross tweeted me like Why are you doing this? A lot of people had that Those general sentiments And I was like Yeah I don't know

I'm bored I mean who knows I just want to finish the first season. There's so much other shit I want to watch, too. I mean, yeah. Yeah. I just, I've never watched it, so I can't. Zero, zero, zero on Amazon.

Have you heard about this? No. Are you sure it's not called triple zero or is it called? It's called zero, zero, zero. I like, I like, ooh, more. Ooh. It's about cocaine, mafia, and cartel. I mean, I mean, yeah ooh it's about cocaine mafia

and cartel I mean I mean yeah it's all you gotta say the three zeros it's all you gotta say it's pretty much what I'm looking for

in any kind of show man that's solid is it like a series or is it like a I think Mexico or South America I don't

New Orleans in Italy like oh va bene New Orleans in fucking do In Italy. Like, va bene. New Orleans and fucking. Do you know what that means? It's good.

I don't know what it means. It's lit. It's lit, but it translates. How do you say it's lit in Italian? It's hard to say. I thought it was like Luminato. So the biggest thing to come out of my weekend, and this is following up from Wednesday's episode last week, we taught Rosie to swim. yeah yep how'd that go uh well so when we went to the same place when Rosie was a puppy

we went to the same place two years ago yeah and Rosie fell in the water the first time she fell off the little platform the second we got there and she didn't know how to swim and so she was very jarred and then Sally decided that she was going to try to like bring her into the water and like set her there but it was just the damage had already been done uh i was notified by sally she's like you wronged me on that episode by saying that i threw her in the water that is 100 not what happened and i was like all right maybe i misremembered but who knows maybe she did and then uh but then this time we just kind of looked over and rosie had dropped a ball in the water and this was about two hours looked over and Rosie had dropped a ball in the water. And this was about two hours into being there. And she dropped a ball in the water and she just naturally went in to go get it and started swimming.

And you could see she was panicked, but she was all of a sudden like, you know what? I think I can do this. That's awesome. So once we started teaching her how to do like little laps and stuff, it was just over for everybody. Nice. So got a little Amazon delivery yesterday for the Randman. Ordered him some tennis balls. They're called wolf balls.

They're orange. And, dude, he is – it was like I gave him the keys to the castle. Yeah. Like he – it was the best thing I could have done. He's like running around the house with it, knocking it – like dropping it, getting it under furniture and like, you know, crying because he can't get to it. He loves it. Oh, yeah.

Dude, what's the value prop? Why why are they so good i don't know it's i think it and like so i'm doing the thing now with the tennis ball where i'm not letting him have it all day i'm putting it away so there's some value in the in that so i can use it as a reward see yeah i've been doing a lot of youtube and um you click training randy not click training you ever seen the movie click yeah it's a terrible it's truly shit it's and sad and kind of a disaster for everybody involved yeah one of the real low points of adam sandler's life career maybe that movie came up numerous times in conversation this past weekend it's very weird that it's coming up again on monday morning playing golf with the guy in college i'll never forget this and like we're watching a guy putt, and so we're being quiet.

And he just leans into me and he just goes, thinking about seeing that movie Click. And I remember just looking at him and being like, dude, that's awesome. There's no way you made that putt then, right? He wasn't the one. No, neither of us were putting. We were watching somebody else.

That's so stupid. And it was just like instead of being silent, he wanted to tell me that he was going to see checkout click this weekend. I never knew how to interact with people on the high school golf team when you were playing with other people. It was like you can't just be silent the entire time. Don't be like the dude who when I, in a tournament, put one in the water, he just, as it's like going in, and obviously it was going into the lake,

he just goes, splash. Oh, dude. I don't know how you didn't fight him on sight. Dude. Dude, I was furious. I feel like, I want to give him a little credit here. He might have been just so used to playing with his buddies to where that's not like a big deal and just like reverted back. But, dude, I would have been, there's no way I could have finished the round with a good score had somebody done that to me mid-turning.

I think – this might be me revisionist history, but, like, I think I gave him a, yeah, I saw it. We all did. It's right there. Oh, if I saw you – if I saw that happen, I feel like you would definitely make a snide comment. If it happened now, I don't know how – if it was one of my friends, I wouldn't care. But if I was playing with – I don't know how I would take it now, actually. I'm a lot more level-headed now, I don't know how. If it was one of my friends, I wouldn't care. But if I was playing with this, I don't know how I would take it now, actually. I'm a lot more level-headed now, hopefully.

I don't know. You and I almost threw hands when I was accidentally watching your pot that one day. You were right. Why were you? Will's, like, squatting, doing, like, a sumo squat behind me. No, I was not squatting behind you. I was not squatting. Will's got, got like he's hanging the putter got his hands over the brim of his cap no i was looking at my putt because dave and i had the exact same like my putt was like pretty much

cutting his putt in half and so i was just kind of hanging to the background well he was on the opposite wolf team yeah and so dave thought i was like reading the putt but to be honest i was just kind of zoned out oh i didn't care that you were reading the putt it's just that you were in my line of sight on yeah and I was like oh and then I was like oh dude I'm sorry and I like moved out of the way but then it became a thing because then I missed my putt and so Dave getting mad at Dave like not being happy with me standing there then affected me putting and then I missed my putt and Dave ended up winning the hole and I was just like like, God damn it. This is on like the third hole. The next two holes were quiet.

Okay. The next two holes were quiet. I think Klein was also there, and I think he was just sitting there busting out laughing. Yeah. The quiet two holes in golf are sometimes needed. Yeah. If you and your buddy get into it over something,

it could be a personal shot that somebody takes at somebody's girlfriend or something. Just like, all right, we're going to have a quiet two holes. Everyone's going to chill out. In high school, man, it got contentious. Playing just weekend rounds with the guys that we played on the team with and stuff, we blatantly caught a dude kicking his ball from behind a tree. And he tried to say, he goes, no, the PGA, he goes,

if you look at the USGA rules there, you can, you're allowed to kick your ball. If it's obstructed, like he literally, he was lying. I mean, obviously out of his ass.

We're like, so from then that point forward, we called him PGA kick. Yeah. It was tough. He's a good player too, man. I love that.

I love that. Like confidence behind that though. Dude, he was so good. He was the dude who like, everybody thought was going to be an attorney Because he loved to argue And he argued it well I was like damn is that a rule

I've never seen anybody kick a golf ball It's an interesting rule I didn't know that occurred I don't know why you wouldn't just get it and drop it I feel like that would have been more believable But the fact that you went with the foot thing The foot wedge Yeah I don't think that's the move No You just don't think that's the move. No.

You just can't do that. No. Sorry, something came across my timeline that just startled me. No, save it. Save it for breast breaking news. It needs to be broken now. Don't break it yet. The people can wait. Is this going to affect your performance for the rest

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Ooh. I thought you'd never ask. I did my first pork butt. I like how you did it in stages. I felt a part of the process. Yeah, I was inspired. So I bought that pork last weekend and planned on doing it during the week. But, you know, the battle for my gut was going down,

and it just didn't seem like a good time to put a bunch of pork in it. That's okay, though. Had it frozen, let it thaw. By the way, it takes a long time to thaw a big-ass in it. That's okay, though. Had it frozen. Let it thaw. By the way, it takes a long time to thaw a big-ass pork butt. That makes sense. It looked like a big piece of meat. Can I say an NF confession real quick? Yeah.

I didn't know what that was when you first put it up. You're not the only one. I sent it to my buddy, Logan, who one of the early – that guy was working a smoker in college like no one I'd ever known. It was great. He was like, that looks awesome, but I smoker in college like no one i'd ever known and it was great and he was like i he's like that looks awesome but i don't know what it is yeah i it look same same sentiment for me i was like that looks phenomenal but i have no clue what this is going to actually end up looking like so yeah pork butt uh hashtag chad did one a few weeks ago

um my buddy zach did one recently and i was like you know what i'm gonna do it so i i did the meat church recipe uh loaded it up what you saw so all the juice that you saw that was like a mix of like you know what was coming out of the pork and like so i can au jus but there was apple juice that i had cooked it in for the last couple hours and wrapped it up in foil and dude sounds like that hits different it uh ended up being pretty good. We've got a ton of it. Did pork sandwiches, Hawaiian bun, of course. My man.

Two hands. Brett? You can't do a pork. Burger, I could see how you could eventually get to that trash tank that Brett had. Pork sandwich like that, though, you're going to have stuff everywhere. Well, you did. Your gut shot was different than what i thought was coming i just want to put that out there what do you think those guys

were exploded everywhere i thought you were going straight up like slice the pork butt let's see the guts well so here's how i shredded it i don't have a bear claw which is a utensil apparently i need to buy for shredding purposes so i just went in by i went pardon when's your birthday I don't discuss that on okay well we'll talk off Mike just consider that bought for you I just know it's July 21st that's all I need to know there's gonna be a bear a bear claw okay and you're uh okay your situation that's the only claw I do shout out to busy hey um so yeah no one gave me blowback for having a knife there full disclosure i did use a knife i was doing a lot of it by hand but the thing you have to let it sit for like 30 or 45 minutes yeah it was still smoking hot when i was doing it so i just got the knife out to help me along with the

process so that's why the knife was there nobody came at me uh kj kj indirectly came at me for the knife he said hey i bet people are telling you this i was like actually nobody has you the first well shout out to kj for indirectly coming at me yeah yeah i like that he did that in like a very chill way yeah it's fine i know now now i need to get the bear claw it's fine but um dude it ended up being good bear claw is the top to your donut by the way yes correct how far can you punt a Bear Claw is the question. That's a good question. Further than a donut hole, I think.

It's got more to it. These Bear Claws are $571, Dave. What? I'm looking at $12 ones from Target. I doodle Bear Claw utensil and, oh, there's 100 of them. Okay. Why would anybody need 100 bear claws? Yeah, that's the first result is you buying 100 bear claws.

Okay. This is like Dave renting that movie for $20 or whatever. No, I bought it. I bought the movie. But it's like Dave's just like, I mean, I need a bear claw. Like, here's the first one. I'm getting $500. It was a reckless.

Dude, let me say this. I love when products look like what their name is. This bear claw looks like what it should look like. It's like brass knuckles with claws. This is awesome. I need a bear claw. Brett, if there's not an email sitting in bear claws, oh, buddy. Wait, these ones are bear paws, so there's competition here.

Ooh, Dave, I like these. These ones are a little on the classy side. They've got the wood base. Don't class up my bear claw. Although that does look pretty sick. How much is that? Like $50? $18.

Oh, hell, dude. $16 more? Some elevated bear claws for you. You also toss salads with these. Okay. I think you actually, a chopped salad tossed with these might actually make a lot of sense. Let me say this. But be careful if you're doing, anyway.

I've got all the pork in the world. I've got a ton of pork, and I don't know what I'm going to do with it. Yeah. I'm going to have more sandwiches when I get home. I'm going to have one more. But then that's how it works with, like, when I cook in mass quantities like that, like especially meat, I can do the same thing lunch or dinner, and then the next day lunch.

But I'm not going to do that again for dinner. Like, I need to mix it up. Maybe do pulled pork nachos. Ooh. Pulled pork tacos. lunch or dinner and then the next day lunch but i'm not going to do that again for dinner like i need to mix it up maybe do pulled pork nachos oh little black tacos beans by the way what's your favorite canned bean uh does garbanzo count not like the style but like the brand no clue uh bushes you're a bushes guy oh. Oh, baked beans? Yeah. Oh. Honestly, I hate to say this. I have no clue. I never think about it. You know what I went with, and I think it might be the goat, is just the classic ranch.

Just ranch beans. I love baked beans. I do, too. I love them. I didn't realize how much I liked them. Great for fiber, too. I didn't know how much I liked refried black beans until I moved to Texas. Is that the stuff that they give you on the side at Matt's?

What's like the black beans? Yeah, refried black beans. I don't know. I don't know how much I liked refried black beans until I moved to Texas. Is that the stuff that they give you on the side at Matt's? What's like the black bean? Yeah, refried black beans. I don't know. You're talking about the little cup? No, I'm talking about the thing that's all over your plate. Those are refried beans. It's like almost purple. Yeah.

Ugh. No thanks. What? No thanks. Get me out. Get out of here. I'm going to get heat for that take. It's gross.

Dude, refried black beans are just the best. Anyway, whatever, dude. Whatever. Sneaky good with a breakfast taco. Yeah. Oh, dude. Otto. Yeah.

Otto's a top five breakfast taco. I don't even put eggs in my breakfast tacos anymore. I just do black beans, bacon, and avocado. It's the best. And eggs upset my tummy, so I have to be careful how do we get here we want to smoke yeah what are you gonna do with all this pork it looks like you're going to damp potluck I'm gonna eat it I'm gonna mix it in with some eggs maybe at some point Wow just look at a different things to

do with it could you make like a could you dedicate some to like some type of some type of stew or something? Probably, but it's so hot. Wait, are you saying you want me to bring it to the studio? Maybe, yeah. I should have brought you all some. I have enough. It's messed up.

I would have crushed it this morning. I'm starving. Let me tell you, it was good. I even injected it before I cooked it. I have a food injector, and I injected it with apple juice. You ever injected meat before? yeah you have okay the joke i was gonna make was absolutely vile like with a turkey or something yeah totally totally it's uh it's it's fun until like it starts it starts squirting out of other parts of the meat that's see that's weird to me it is weird it's You're like, whoa. How is there like a tunnel there?

Actually, speaking of weird things going on in your body, did you see that someone on the Reddit, subreddit, talked about all the capillaries and shit and how we can actually wrap around the world like twice? Still don't believe it.

There's no way no one's ever proven that. Yeah, prove it. Someone needs to donate their body to science. See if we can get a wrap around yeah do you think if you and I did this who's going further

I mean you're taller than me I feel like you have I'm not vascular though I don't know I don't know man that's a good question we can do that challenge at some point the capillary challenge Brett can you tell us about this buried treasure in Colorado?

I can. Just real quick. I bought chicken that says sell by June 4th. Throw it away. Am I done? You're done. Throw it away. Did you freeze it?

I have one of the things frozen and the other one's in the fridge. If the other one's frozen, you're good. The one in the fridge needs to go. Honestly, smell it. If the other one's frozen, you're good. The one in the fridge needs to go. Honestly, smell it. Yeah.

You can kind of tell if you get your chicken out before you wash it or whatever. If it has that, there's a smell. You'll know. I can't explain it. I can't describe it. Only you can understand the smell. Fuck. No.

Okay. But sell by, not use by. It didn't say use by. Sell by. Sell by. Yeah, but that's four days ago, player. Yeah. So you sell it. So you sell it, and then you wait four days. I It didn't say use by. Sell by. Sell by. Yeah, but that's four days ago, player. Yeah. So you sell it. So you sell it and then you wait four days.

I just don't mess with chicken. When it comes to chicken, I'm extremely cautious. You should be more safe with chicken. That's fair. I'm extremely cautious when it comes to chicken. I've never had food poisoning, but I feel like chicken's like the number one culprit. That's what made me think. That's what my gut, like inflamed my gut was chicken or Brussels sprouts.

But chicken was the last meal. And now chicken for me, I'm kind of out on chicken for the moment. You're hesitant. Which is not great as a guy who's noted as being a chicken lover. You're a chicken boy. So I have to go home, now throw away that chicken and start to defrost the other chicken. Correct. Look, man, everybody has that chicken that they, like,

forgot about in their freezer like three years ago that they have to throw out. There's no shame in it. It sucks that you wasted that chicken's life because you were just selfish and didn't cook it, but you did. Brett, tell us about this damn buried treasure, dude. We're bearing the lead here. You know my dude Forrest Fenn, Will? No.

84. Don't know who that that is seems like a chill dude. Yeah, he uh, he made a fortune selling Like trinkets and he made 4chan. No a fortune a fortune. Oh, okay fortune 500 selling trinkets Thank you for clarifying that well he ten years ago he hid a treasure chest containing a million dollars in golden jewels in the Rocky Mountains somewhere. And basically what he did was he hid this treasure. No one's doing it. And then put out a book that had the clues in it. So he had to buy the book to get the clues.

This guy's old school. Wow, that is capitalism at its finest. Oh, yeah. This guy's old school as hell. Did he donate the – can you give me more on the book? Like did he donate the profits or anything? Oh, no. He just went to his trust?

He used all of those profits for his estate is now just breaking it in this said okay so go on actually it was called the book was called the thrill of the chase that's john duda wrote that dude that no that sounds like a book that like uh what's his face wrote uh who's that like scummy like dambles area no the other guy actually more on that in a few minutes. The other guy. I think he lives in Austin. Oh, Tucker Max?

That sounds like a Tucker Max book that has like very unsavory taste. Never read that book. I didn't read any Tucker Max. I knew guys who did. He's an Austin guy. He's like in the Austin scene or something. So he hid the treasure

as a way to tempt people to get out in the wilderness and give them a chance to take part in old-fashioned adventure. Will. So he had gold coins, nuggets, pre-Columbian animal figures,

prehistoric gold mirrors, and ancient Chinese faces worth a million bucks. Four people died looking for this thing. Yeah, it says, I'm reading, it says treasure hunt

turns into a search for lost treasure hunter. Like people are losing, it says people, numerous people quit their jobs solely to try to find this you can't do that for a million bucks though that's getting you to like 2025 no but especially because you're going to take home like what is colorado you're not getting taxed on this you're getting taxed on the treasure you get trashed on buried treasure tax you don't get trashed thanks a lot democrats buried treasure come on yeah no get taxed on buried treasure. Come on. No, you absolutely do. You think like

pirates are out there just like fucking filling out W-2s and shit? It's probably treated as a gift. Can you write off the expenses for finding the buried treasure then? It's not a gift. No. I'm telling you, they're going to tax this. No. If you get taxed on buried treasure with physical gold coins, you got problems.

This country has enough problems as it is. Trying to end the Fed. Dude, you can't tax buried treasure, man. That's just messed up. Look, I'm not saying I agree with it, but here, let me argue this. How do they know? So this guy had like ancient artifacts and stuff from like other cultures and he just put it into a game so he could sell some books.

Yes. He says that. That's kind of shitty, right? He says that he said he hid the treasure as a way to tempt people into getting into the wilderness and give them a chance to take part in an old-fashioned adventure and expedition for riches. That sounds like a lot of bullshit to me. Yeah, it sounds like four people died, right? He also said the chest was packed with hundreds of gold coins and nuggets, pre-Columbian animal figures.

Okay, those nuggets aren't edible anymore. No, like, is there any Chick-fil-A sauce in there? There's no way. There's no way. Prehistoric mirrors of hammered gold. I didn't know gold could get drunk. Did you say hammer of gold? Hammered gold.

They must have had some Vizzy Bops. Gold slaughter? Ancient Chinese faces carved from jade. That sounds actually dope. I'm not sure who jade is but rest in peace and antique jewelry with rubies and emeralds okay hammered gold you just open it up and ari's yelling at lloyd 350 000 people look for this thing that's what he says so wait where do we know how the person

found it like where they found it no no he says he doesn't want his name released and that uh but he did send a photo like there's photo evidence that he has it but they're not i don't think they're releasing any of it and then when they asked him how he felt now that the treasure has been found uh fen the guy he said i don, I don't know. I feel halfway kind of glad, halfway kind of sad because the chase is over. That would be a really big, not like a bummer,

but it would be sad that people weren't kind of doing it. You're all of a sudden, Fen's not, you're irrelevant now, dude. No, this dude, he hid it when he was like 80, 84.

I don't know how old he is. He thought he was going to die before this thing was found. Now he's just like, fuck, I have to do this again. Are the guys still alive? The guy who hid the treasure is still alive. That's just, that's just, that fuck, I have to do this again. Are the guys still alive? The guy who hid the treasure is still alive.

That's just... That kind of takes some oomph out of the chase for me. Did it melt this guy's face when he opened the chest? No word on it. He did send a photo, so I don't think so. I want to see... This has a Nick Cage movie written all over it.

Oh, absolutely. That should be this guy. Whoever found it, that's their next quest, is to find, what's the, Ark of the Covenant or whatever? Is it Ark of the Covenant? The Ark of the Covenant? Yeah, what's the Ark of the Covenant? That's different. The Ark of the Covenant. I don't know what you're talking about.

No, I don't know. Are you doing like the Holy Grail stuff? I thought it was the Ark of the Covenant. Holy Grail. Oh, I'm conflating Arc de Triomphe with the Arc of the Covenant. I mashed that Arc de Triomphe button. Yeah. You go to Paris? I was staying in Paris.

It was really tough, dude. I just needed to get away from my parents, and I thought, wow. All right. Man. We just did a lot in five minutes.andy that's that's a clip yeah randy please cut that i don't want to know i'm kind of just want to know if it's taxable i do it's not there's no way i mean maybe that's why this guy doesn't want his name released or anything else he's like fuck this like don't put me don't make me oh that's absolutely that's absolutely why because he's like fuck this like don't put me don't make me oh that's absolutely why because he's like fuck i don't want to yeah like no because like yeah you're gonna have to like and then it's like

it's like when you sign a big contract or something that like your family's all of a sudden like yay what up dude been a long time since we talked why don't we just end the federal reserve system and then just back our currency with this guy's treasure. Like jade masks carved and stuff? Yeah, whatever, like the nuggets and the Ari Golds. I don't know if the Fed going down in favor of doing chicken nuggets for currency is actually the plan, though. I want to live in a chicken nugget currency. You're like trading, like, if I traded my Bitcoin for some nugs, how much is this going to...

We ended up doing Dylan's Bitcoin. He sold it. Oh, yeah. He sold it like an idiot. Did it bounce back up? No one knows. It's literally impossible to say. You want the answer, Dave?

No, not really. Yeah. I kind of do. Does it go back up? I still have a mask around my neck, I just realized. You've been doing this... You've done this numerous times. I actually like your mask.

Your mask is more swag than mine. It's swag, but, like, when I went to the ER, they made me put on a different one because apparently this one's trash. Oh, nice. My sister made me a really good one, but it takes a little longer than my other one to tie on. So I've just been using this really crappy one when I'm in a hurry. Yeah. Shots the mask, though. I wonder who owns mask.com. I bet they're

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that's miro.com slash backer to sign up for a free account with unlimited team members again miro.com slash backer do it up dave there's some combat sports happening this weekend that was a new sponsor alert. Good work. Good work. That's what that was. Actually, will you just do the combat sports minute as if you're Dylan? All right, guys.

Come on. Come on, man. Yeah, did you guys watch some combat sports? At least on the Twitter app? It absolutely killed me because i was when i was at the rodeo i had like a sliver of service you know the service that you have when it's going completely out and then for two seconds you'll get it you'll get like a bunch of texts and then you try to respond to them and then your service just goes back out yeah that's what

happened to me and people were sending videos of the knockouts within the group text and they weren't loading and it was ripping my heart out. Yeah. I was wondering if you were having that issue. So we had a card that was, there were some notable fighters on there. The, uh, the headliner, uh, Amanda Nunez, she, she's awesome. She's the goat, but there's really no one who can compete with her. So it's kind of like So it's kind of boring to buy a card with her on it because you know she's going to pummel somebody. And you might remember her. She beat the shit out of Ronda Rousey when she tried to come back. She's beaten up everybody.

She's bad. But, yeah, she's a badass. How long do I last in the octagon with her? With Amanda? Yeah. I mean, 45 seconds that's too long I was just

that's too long and it's just cause you're significantly taller than her okay so it might take a minute for her to you know get inside

if we go to the ground though she's gonna absolutely like pummel me though she's gonna pummel you on the feet she's a striker too okay

she's well rounded but the best fights on here so we had did you see the dude you saw the first knockout we sent. Sugar Sean? Okay, the knockout that I saw, and I'm sorry, I was admittedly quite faded

after day drinking all Saturday. The first knockout that I saw was the dude that appeared to activate a move out of a video game where you start really low and then just, like, punch their head off. That's Cody Garbrandt. Yeah. That one, that is,

you don't see that kind of fight, that kind of punch landed in like, um, anywhere, the highest level of MMA or, or in boxing because like he was loaded up. Now it was the end of the round. It was like,

it was like the classic buzzer beater. Like he, that poor dude, man, cause it was a, it was a good fight up until that point. I mean, he,

Cody, Cody went down. I think the dude thought maybe like i'm gonna throw one get one more in try to score like a just score not try to do any damage but just right before the buzzer and cody was ready man and he's already known as like the hardest hitting guy at that in that division i think what were they fighting at like 145 they're they're lightweights they're they're super lightweight i'm trying to get down to that yeah that's that's basically where i would fight and get the shit kicked out of me um but dude that that was sick but before that you had sugar sugar sean o'malley i almost said sugar shane mosley completely different dude i feel like if your name is that close sean o'malley to shane mosley you can't go by sugar well let me tell you this i think sean o'malley is going to have uh he's

going to be a bigger star than uh sugar shane i'm saying it this dude he's undefeated he's like six feet tall and he fights at like 145 i think and so he cuts like i think he walks around at like 155 or 160 um but like he's so long and technical and he's got power and that dude he was fighting eddie wingland he had like this crazy dylan like uh von kaiser mustache and that was that first knockout was really explosive and that was the first fight on this card which it made me happy that i that i bought it i was i was very stoked to see that it made it worth it and then you had cody like two fights later there's a hundred percent chance that i would have bought these fights had i been just sitting in my apartment with mike and just doing nothing i would have

had y'all over i'm bombed i would have had y'all over i thought about having dan over but like our apartment was kind of our house was kind of a mess that pork needed to have been made on saturday if you were having the boys over yeah no you're right uh i'll do that next time that's a great point okay but yeah look out for sean o'malley he's he does like hair uh hair bits he had like the um rainbow colored hair for this one and he's he loves joe rogan he even said in his post-fight interview i fucking love you joe rogan so him and joe are like if you like if i mean if any of us were in an mma fight at any any point in our lives and then joe rogan came up to interview us after like i think we'd all just be fanboying it's like yeah i love you joe i love you dude i would i would start crying

probably because i just got the piss beat out of me you're my my boy, Joe. So, Joe, I love Joe's disdain for like the over-the-top social distancing that the UFC's doing. And this is all probably their parent company. This is Disney or ESPN or whatever. But like Sugar, he's like, man, I wish I could see you, Joe, man. I love you, man. And Joe just goes, because, you know, they're doing the post-fight interviews on cameras now with split screen. And Joe's like, man, I'm right here, dude. I'm going to talk to you after this.

So it's like Joe's just like completely – he'll always like shoehorn in like, yeah, everybody's been tested. Yet we're all sitting – you know, everybody here is negative. We're all sitting like 20 feet apart though. That's the thing. Dude, it's like – I mean, Dave, you're a Bundesliga guy, right? Yes. It's like the Bundesliga.

Like, okay. So you're all tested. You're all in a locker room together prior to the game. And then when you go out to the, to the field and you're a sub, you're sitting like six feet away from each other. And it's like,

well, you were just in a locker room, probably like high-fiving, hugging, gassing each other up, like just being around each other. It just makes no sense to me. It's optics.

Yeah, it's all optics, but it's so weird. Also, the funniest thing for me is, so Bruce Buffer, you know, the It's Time guy, Michael Buffer's brother. When the, some of the, you know, the fighters get, like, real amped up, and they'll go over to, like, fist bump him, and he'll throw out the elbow. So he'll elbow their fist. So it's just awkward. I kind of like that, though. Yeah. He just, I mean, he's wearing a elbow their fist. It's just awkward. I kind of like that, though. Yeah. I mean, he's wearing a jacket, too.

It's just great, man. And to be clear, Sean O'Malley, I think he fights at 135. He's fought at bantamweight and flyweight, so that's a lot of weight to cut. Bantam of the opera. Bantamweight is the best name. What does bantam even mean? Spooky season. That was like bantam was like a level in sports for us.

It was like squirts, peewees, bantams, midgets was the hockey hierarchy. What does bantam mean? I have no idea. Fun and easy bantam? Bantam is kind of a – Holster that one, Dave. It's too late. Holster that one.

Don't delete it. What does bantam mean? I just – I don't even know. It's a chicken of a small breed, the male of which is noted for aggression. Oh, that makes sense. That's good. That has to be it. That's good.

That's a good name. We almost named the company Bantam Media. We still might. Bantam Burner. Remember that? Bantam Burner LLC. I told Micah recently, Micah and I were at the pool. We shot us for getting a reservation.

Why did I do that right now? I said something to Micah and I was like, do you know the original name of Washed Media? And he was like, no, what? And I was like, Bunsen Burner Media. And he's like, who did that? And he's like, no, Dave did that. Never mind. That was absolutely me.

I can't wait for our 30 for 30 where we're just sitting there talking and we're just like, yeah, Bun burner media was the uh the old one bunsen shout out to him do we even want to talk about bill dan bilzerian saying that he wrote a fucking biography at this point he's getting flamed though what's he getting flamed for right now just people like i i maybe not reading the room maybe uh people are saying he's tone deaf. No one cares about you right now, Dan. Yeah. His Wikipedia page literally says that he's known for his lavish lifestyle.

Everyone's like, dude, shut up. Yeah. Maybe it's a bad look, too. His entire brand is to just flex and stunt, and my life is sick and awesome. But a lot of people's lives aren't sick and awesome. So maybe tone it down. I don't know. I don't know.

It's Dan Bilzerian. Whatever. I don't really care what he does one way or the other. I'm not, like, a guy that follows him. But he was getting flamed on Twitter today. And he doesn't even have a name for his own book. He's, like like crowdsourcing it and he's going to pay somebody to come up with a name

for his autobiography. He's offering $5,000 to the best book title. I feel like $5,000 for Dan Bilzerian is a little low. Yeah, that's a drop in the bucket. It's got to be five-digit. He started in poker, right? Why does he still have all the money in the world? His parents are rich. Isn't that correct?

He had family money before this. Yeah, there's something to that. He's got an inch. So I listened to the Rogan with him like three or four years ago. I've listened to that entire one. It's actually not a bad one. You'll come across thinking like Will was saying before this. He's kind of shy.

And it's not that he's unlikable. It's just that like. It's kind of shy and it's not that he's unlikable it's just that like it's kind of a dud it's like it's weird his personality is not him his personality is the life that he portrays everywhere else it seems like i don't think he actually has any personality or anything interesting about him but he's got the money and business now to like actually do this stuff do you want the top comments from people on instagram regarding what the book should be named i do um well the first one is just weed and pussy my life story and that's from joey swole not familiar with joey swole uh someone said nut flush the rise of dan bilzerian what is nut flush i'm not i don't even know if I want to know. Okay. These are all... These could be, like, yours, too. Yeah, Nutflush.

That's what they used to call you. These are terrible names. Flush nuts. All the people commenting are, like, too into Dan Bilzerian. Oh, dude, like, Cleets and Cleavage commented, Crash Course in Weed, Wild Sex, and Big Guns by Dan B. Oh, yeah, he blows stuff up. In the desert.

That's too much. That sounds like a paper on dan bilzerian uh does anybody remember during the donald trump jr commented oh okay dtj donald trump jr that i hate i hate the world we're living in right now donald trump jr suggested to dan bilzerian on instagram that he should name his autobiography Horny Goat. That stinks. Although, actually, he's doing greatest of all time. Okay. I'm kind of bummed because I saw that somebody named MTV Jesse

who had a checkmark next to their name, commented. It was not Jesse Camp. Is that Jesse? Oh, Dan. What's up? Hey, check out this next video. Far out. Why are you so good at Jesse Camp?

He was – if you want to ever go – Does anybody know who that is? Nobody knows who that is except for me and you. Brett clearly doesn't. Brett's just looking at his computer. Dude, you are way too young for Jesse Camp. They did a MTV used to do like a VJ challenge. That's what they called it.

That sounds like something else. Was it VJ Singh? They were trying to find the next VJ Singh. They were trying to find the next VJ Singh. And it came down to like a Dave. What was that dude's name that actually won yeah he actually won and i think he actually has made a very good career he does stuff yeah he's he's a full-time by the book generic guy he should have jesse was like the people's champ but people just wanted

chaos because jesse was like a six foot two lanky just like kind of burnout vibes. His hair hadn't been washed in weeks. He was just like, oh, yeah, rock and roll, man. He kind of had like a Kyle Mooney quality to him. Okay. Yeah, I know that type of guy. But you're like, okay, this would be a train wreck, but like he seems like a sweet guy. So I don't know.

If you want to see a video of him, there's a video of him on YouTube outside of a bar on the phone, and he's just trying to buy Coke from his dealer on the phone, and people are just videotaping him, and he just doesn't care. He's just like, ah, man, yeah. Get the gas and Coke, man. I don't know. I think he ended up starting a band, and I don't think it went well.

It wouldn't surprise me if Jesse Camp camp was just like struggling i hope not i need to put a face to this dude he's he's something else oh god he's 40 now which i would have assumed he was older but i guess he was probably really young at the time let's see i have his wikipedia page missing he's six four he's missing no no no he's found now on july 24 2018 the riverside police farming camp was found and safe good for him i mean he was just on a bender just hanging dude he has the haircut that all the girls had in like seventh grade when they wanted to be like punch chicks what a weird what a weird guy.

Remember that one? Yes, that's exactly how he looked, though. He was one of the weirdest dudes, but he somehow was likable. American Rejects, dude. What was the other dude's name? He was from Granby. Dave Holmes. He was from Granby, Connecticut.

Dave Holmes. Know anything about Granby? Sure don't. Cool. Granby, Connecticut. I Holmes. You know anything about Granby? Sure don't. Cool. Granby, I don't either. Oh, that's the KJ for the sandwich

you just put up on Twitter. That's great. KJ's just killing it. KJ, if you're unfamiliar with KJ, get familiar, because he was on our Wednesday Happy Hour Live.

Go check it out. And also, yeah, Jake, Jake Kemp was on there as well. That was last week. How are we going to top that? I don't know if we will.

Last week was great. I had a blast. Got a lot of positive feedback on it. People were like, man, once you guys like an hour in intro'd your guests, like it really clicked. It really took off from there. Yep. People knew K.

I like that people knew KJ, but not Jake. Somebody was like, more KJ. This is in the Reddit. I don't know where it was in the comments. More KJ. Who the fuck is this guy? I don't know who this guy is, but he's electric. Speaking of electric, let's talk about bird dogs real quick.

You guys know I wore my bird dogs this weekend at the river a lot. Hell yeah, dude. Did they dry quickly they dry quickly yeah they dry quickly um unfortunately they didn't dry quickly in the in the sense of when i when i i'll just say it i accidentally peed a little bit in my bird dogs this weekend and i freaked out and i had to run them up to the to the uh the bedroom dude wait were you in the water when you did this no uh no i was in the bathroom and were you a big cat i was in. No, I was in the bathroom. Were you a full big cat? I was in the water.

I was in the bathroom, and I was wearing my bird dogs for the night because I was like, whatever, we're just chilling at a lake house. I don't have anything to worry about. Yeah. And I did that thing. And you know how sometimes you put it away, and then a little pee comes out? Yeah. Too much pee came out, and all of a sudden I was like, oh my God.

And I know bird dogs are the driest fasting shorts in the biz right now, but I was like, you know what? I can't just stand in here for the next couple minutes. People are going to think I'm going number two or something. Dude, they're definitely the driest fasting shorts in the biz right now. But I was like, you know what? I can't just stand in here for the next couple minutes. People are going to think I'm going number two or something. Dude, they're definitely the driest fasting shorts in the biz. Did I say driest fasting? Driest fasting. It actually works.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've been intermittent fasting. Who isn't at this point? Dude, look. That's how we won this battle in my gut. Exactly.

Wearing bird dogs and fasting. I mean, these things are the utility shorts for just having fun. I didn't need to take them off. Which ones did you wear? I have two pairs right now. I wore my gray ones with the blue tops and no belt loops. Okay. Okay.

I like that my khaki ones or whatever have the belt loop option in case I want to dress them up. Yeah, you can dress them up. You can dress them up. Do you have the seersucker ones too? them up. Yeah, you can dress them up. You can dress them up. Do you have the seersucker ones too? I do. Yeah, we got the same package. Seersucker's back.

See, I got a different package. You got a different package? I got the seersucker, but I also got the other ones. Oh, okay. Seersucker fuck. Dude, it's great. That's why to pull back the curtain, the ones that I got were too small. And I was like, well, usually if they were too small, then I'd figure out a way to give them to somebody else

and watch media or whatever. But I was like, I really like these, and I would appreciate if I could get another pair. So we've got to make that happen. All you have to do is return it. They said they would send it right back. I know, I know. And I have bad news regarding that. I lost my return label, so I'm having a little trouble.

Luckily, we have stamps.com. Burn Dogs, if you're not familiar, they're gym shorts with a built-in silky soft inner liner that makes underwear obsolete. They also make the best pants you've ever worn. These things are great. We've all worn them. These are going to be my hot weather golf course pants for the rest of time. Yeah. Like, it's too hot right now to wear them, so I can just wear some bird dogs out there.

But, like, the pants are built for hot days on the golf course I ever went pro that would be my pant of choice oh yeah oh yeah baby go to birddogs.com enter promo code steam and guess what they'll throw in a free pair of nunchucks yes you heard that right nunchucks you'll get an actual weapon along with your bird dogs that's birddogs.com promo code steam and boom a free pair of nunchucks with your pair of bird dogs you will not take these things off i promise you brett it's officially time for your breaking news it's better be good man it's been marinating break this news i'm glad you asked i feel like you forgot what it was glad you asked no i got three things today if you want them are we gonna choose your own adventure yeah thank you little choose your own adventure. Do you want to go tourism in Bali? I do.

Do you want to go it's hot, hot, hot? Or do you want to go MLB? I'm going Bali. Yeah. Well, tourist, Robert. Roberts, Jacob, Matthews, 29 years old. Time out. Roberts.

Three first names. With an S, Jacob, Matthews. I don't, this name, 29 years old. Time out. Roberts. Three first names? With an S, Jacob Matthews. I don't, this name, I'm sorry. Did he do something that I'm going to regret making fun of him for? Yeah, he fell into a well, Dave. Oh, damn it. He fell into a well 13 feet deep and was rescued after six days. He's alive and well, though?

Alive and well. Okay. He made it. Here's the thing. If you fall into a well that's like that shallow, aren't you kind of like, yeah, I can just fucking climb out of this thing? You know, it depends. How shallow?

13 feet. Maybe he broke his collarbone. Isn't that the kind of thing where you put your back up there and they start wiggling your way out? How wide is said? Give me the diameter. No word. I see what you're saying, Will. So you use your feet and, like, you just kind of propel – pump yourself up with your feet?

Yeah. I bet he broke, like, his collarbone or something and couldn't climb his way out. People tried to throw a rope down to him, and he couldn't get out because of his injuries. Wrap it around your waist. Okay, easier said than done. I don't know how old this guy is. He's got, like, a lasso. 29.

Just rip him out. See, that's where we need the Cowboys. Yeah. The vaquero. What were those called? Vaqueros? No, weren't they, like... He's a safety, right?

Kenny Vaccaro. Oh, the Church of Cowboy. What was it called? Cowboy Church. Cowboy Church. You know, he's being chased by a wild dog, which is kind of ironic because aren't dogs supposed to help you get out of the well? That's true.

You're like, dude, Lassie, what the fuck, dog? Yeah, that's annoying. Were there snakes in the bottom of the well? That's always a big fear. Just water. He drank out of it to survive. That's good. He contaminated it for the local villagers.

Thank you. Yeah. Just kind of, why are you jumping into wells to evade dogs? I don't know, man. He must. Wouldn't you rather climb a tree? Just pet the good boy. Yeah.

Hey, Will. Yeah. 104 tomorrow. Yep. So I want to give some credit to Brett. Credit where credit's due. Last week you were very high on telling us the temperatures for this week. And I acted smart and I thought to myself, you know what?

I'm going to act quick and I'm going to get a pool reservation. So what did I do? I got myself a damn pool reservation. So catch me at the pool tomorrow when it's 104 from 2 to 4. Nice. Just basking in the sun. I don't hate that. Basking. There's news of a cold front coming 4. Nice. Just basking in the sun. I don't hate that. Basking.

There's news of a cold front coming through. Good. And the cold front just means it goes down to 91. Perfect. Perfect. 91 means that nights are at least tolerable. It's going to be a dry heat. Let me give you that good info.

So that means it will cool off a little bit at night. A dry heat? What does that refer to, being a dry heat? Humidity. Humidity. Lack of humidity. Low dew point. I mean, I sweat no matter what.

Yeah. Like, it's not going to matter if it's dry heat or not. Dry heat makes my head sweat more. Humid heat gives me swamp ass. Just saying. Yeah. That's fair. Do you want head sweat?

The difference between Houston and Austin is tangible. When it comes to, like, in Austin, I don't sweat as much. When I'm in Houston, I'm just drenched. Catch me where I lean in everything. There will never be a Houston meetup in the middle of the summer. Unless we're doing it at a hotel bar, so I don't have to leave the hotel that I'm staying at to go down to the bar, and then I can just go to bed after.

We'll do it at the TGI Fridays at the bottom of the Marriott in Houston. Perfect. You can't really do an LTMPiempo meetup in Houston, can you? No. It's too lit. Too many people. Too lit, too many people, and you're just sitting down. You think Matt's is a madhouse?

El Tiempo is the same way, if not more. I'll be at El Tiempo this upcoming weekend. Must be nice, dude. Yeah. Why don't you just go to Houston? Your sister-in-law was there, I noticed. She was. She in Houston?

Yeah, I was very jealous. Very jealous. She sent me a photo of the Marks, and I asked her, I was like, I noticed. She was. She in Houston? Yeah, I was very jealous. Very jealous. She sent me a photo of the marks, and I asked her, I was like, can you get me something for tomorrow? I wanted some takeout stuff. I don't think she did it. Dude, why don't you come with? It's Caroline's birthday this weekend. Just do a thing.

Because I've binge drank the last two weekends straight, and this weekend I'm going to try to not do that. He's doing a dry fast. But talk to me on Wednesday during this weekend and fun, and maybe you'll catch me drinking all weekend again. Catch you slipping? Yeah. What's the next story? You have two more?

Yeah, the MLB. No, this is the final one, right? Yeah, this is the final one. The MLB came out and said they're going to give players 76 games, 75% of the revenue, and sliding scale playoff revenue. This is a win for the players, correct? Yes, they budged. But the players, according to John Heyman, they're not thrilled still

because they want to be paid in full. Yeah, maybe if I'm head of the Players Association or whatever they call it, I might just be happy that we're getting paid. Do you see they're dropping that 30-30 on the summer of sosa and mcguire no they are are they doing one we talked about that recently yeah mcgannon had a funny tweet it was uh the irony of this being like the summer to say baseball dropping in the summer that baseball off itself because i mean that's a thought like i honestly if there's not baseball i we got got NBA and we're going to have football. And we're going to have golf.

I'm pretty stoked this fall. Sorry to all the baseball fans out there. It's on the power rankings of the sports that are going to be going on. It is dead last for me right now. And, yes, I'm saying that as a guy of a fan of a team that will likely not contend. 75 games is an incredible amount of games for a baseball season. It's perfect. I think we said 92 was originally thrown around.

Anything under 100. 75 is great. It'll be perfect if it goes ahead. The players want 100% of their prorated salary, and the owners are just not doing that. You know what? How about this, Brett? How about billionaires build their own fucking stadiums?

There you go. I'll say it. You see, Simp is the perfect fit. The memorial tournament is happening. Hey, what's up? It's Jesse. Let's just do the... Can we just do a podcast where we just host it

the entire time as Bill Simmons and Jesse Camp? All right, Bill, but what about the stadium? The taxpayers approved it. Just Bill Simmons and Jesse Camp. All right, Bill, but what about the study of the tax? The taxpayers approved it. The taxpayers approved the bond. They voted. You still think that? That's so stupid.

Soup is good, but have you ever had stew? Did you workshop this in your car before you came in today? I haven't thought about that guy since the last time he came up randomly three years ago on this stupid podcast. We are the only people to ever talk about Jesse Camp in the last, like, five years. Hey, a lot of people are saying... Man, there's going to be ten people who are familiar with him that are going to appreciate that. I feel bad for... Yeah, if you are familiar with this, please go on the subreddit and let us know. Rock and roll, man.

It's so bad. Oh, man. Okay. I mean... So, okay, here's the final question before we get out of here for the day. Yeah. If they go ahead with the 75 games... Yep.

And let's say Mike Trout hits 4-0-1. Does it count? No. No. No one's giving that credit, right? I mean, if there's one, if there's any protectors of the

record books in any sport, it's the baseball. Baseball hard-o. Old man. Ravel wouldn't give him credit. Do you think any pitcher could go undefeated? No. Well, minimum, how many games? Well, if it's a 75-game season, you've got five games.

Five starts, right? So you're 15? Yes. No, 18. 15 would be 60. Times 5. Someone could. No, no, no.

7-5. You'd have to go 15-0, but if you get, I mean, but you're not going to go 15-0. You'd probably go 11 or 12-0. Right. That would be interesting. That'd be kind of fun to be like, oh, that guy went undefeated. Undefeated.

I mean, people are like, what, like 14-2? I've seen those records. Oh, yeah. I remember, like, I mean, mean this is never mind okay i remember i had cliff lee on my fantasy team the year that he like took off and i was just like dude this guy's never gonna lose a game just best picture ever like weird lefty aren't like those lefties that are way like out here can't be hard to say you know pick it up when you're in the batter's box randy yeah i always had that problem when I faced Cliff Lee.

Yeah? Yeah. I just couldn't pick up on it. Like, I couldn't get a taste of the spin until it was too late. Hey, you want to know the jarring thing? It wasn't really news, but. Yeah, they do on pickles and stuff? No.

If you add salt to water before boiling it, which I do all the time. You're supposed to do that for pasta. For pasta. It takes like markedly longer to boil. That makes sense. And I thought my oven's been fucked up. Because I've been like. You're boiling water in the oven?

I thought it made it boil quicker. Why are you boiling water in the oven? On my range, I mean. I thought it made it boil quicker. No. Because like, doesn't like the, something with binding onto the. It increases the salinity, which increases the boiling point that means nothing to me the salinity of our city of our city i think i think we need to leave the pod if we're doing if we're yeah if we're doing

system of a down references regarding boiling water i think it might be time to go. Let me get one more. Salt in boiling water. I want to make sure. Adding salt does the very opposite of making water boil faster. It's a mental flaw. Is that even legit? I'll expose myself that when I said to you, makes sense, I had no backing

for why that would actually make sense. It was just like, oh yeah yeah, for sure, dude. Cool. It also does something. I think it's something about the freezing thing. You can make ice cream with salt and water and milk much easier than, I don't know, Google it. Was this a news story or just a fun fact you're sharing? It's a fact that came across my timeline.

Oh, okay. It's gross. I didn't know if this was like a big breakthrough. Speaking of, though, if my oven, if I cook something at 450, it's not 450. How do I reconcile that? You call your apartment and you're like, my oven stinks. It stinks. How old is the oven?

It stinks. That's a great question. How do you know it's not 450? Because it's just like something tells me to cook something at 450 for 20 minutes, and I take it out after 20 minutes, and it needs like 10 more minutes. Yeah. I think that's most ovens. I feel like they don't really get up to that.

It's a shitty oven. You've got to keep it shut. If it's getting to 450, you'll feel it outside of the oven. Like 450 is hot. I just remember from the Merriman Christmas Cocktail Hour. Hot breadsy. We were trying to make those jalapenos, the stuffed. Like, 450 is hot. I just remember from the Merriman Christmas Cocktail Hour. Hot bread-sy. We were trying to make those jalapenos, the stuffed jalapenos,

wrapped in bacon. And we're like, what? It just won't fucking cook. People thought the bacon was undercooked, but I ate three of those things, and I was fine. Thank you.

They were good. Klein, mostly. Klein thought they were. Klein likes his bacon. I like the bacon! Like, he likes bacon like chips, where you can just, like,

griddle them apart. There's a time and place for that, but you can just like riddle them apart. There's a time and place for that, but not with this particular food item. No. Thank you, Dave. No. We can go now. It's fine. Yeah, I'm all set. Sweet. I had a BLT this weekend with some really good bacon. I love a good BLT. Yep. Alright, guys, we'll be back tomorrow. Make sure, hey, if you

haven't done it already, watch American Pie. It's gonna be fun. Tomorrow's gonna be a good one. Patreon.com slash Shrinkling Back Podcast. And, yeah, keep an eye out for Wednesday's Happy Hour Live and Wednesday's episode. But we'll see you guys tomorrow. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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