Circling Back - Snow Days & Drinking Blood

Starting point is 00:00:00 all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is will to freeze to my right david ruff um just kind of looking around here don't see any slime cannons in this recording studio. Did I miss something? Oh, just wait, dude. Just wait. Is someone going to get the slime? Didn't they used to call you the slime cannon back in college, Dad? No.

Starting point is 00:00:34 Oh, that wasn't me. Oh, was it? That was the turd man. Oh. Why'd they call you turd man? I don't know. That wasn't me either. That was the actual turd man.

Starting point is 00:00:42 Shitty. How did turd man get his nickname? Just a total turd of a guy. either. That was the actual turd man. Shitty. How did turd man get his nickname? Just a total turd of a guy. Ah. Mm. Speaking of turd man. Oh. Dylan Shivery.

Starting point is 00:00:54 Don't intro me like that, dude. You're the turd man. Man, what a weekend in Austin, Texas. I'm feeling good. Glad to be here. I got parks here because of the snow. AIST decided to call an ice day today, but instead of the old school way of just not having school, it's virtual. So he's in there getting his learn on.

Starting point is 00:01:14 I can't fathom how he's not just devastated right now. How sorry is that? Ice days as a kid when you get to miss school are the best days of your life. Yes. They've missed too many days. is that ice days as a kid when you get to miss school are the best days of your life yes they've missed too many days if you could get a friday snow day like it was it was just the greatest feeling in the world a whole town mobbing on the streets and to put them online on zoom like i'm what's he learning today that's so important that i can't wait till tomorrow you know he's in

Starting point is 00:01:40 kindergarten so letters words he literally just came in here and spelled hot. Yeah, dude, yeah. He's a genius. Hot people only. He's a genius. H-O-T. He killed it. He did. Wine them, dine them, 60 slime them. Is what everyone has always said. Dave's still stuck on the whole slime thing. I can't get past it. It's my entire timeline.

Starting point is 00:02:00 We had a special at Wilmon's. It was called Put the Slime in the Coconut. Man, really. Our dishwashers were not pleased with how that panned out. A huge missed opportunity that they didn't slime Mitch Trubisky after winning the MVP, which is the, I guess, the Nickelodeon valuable player.

Starting point is 00:02:22 I don't know what the. He didn't get the NVQ. You weren't here for that one. No. It was a too-much-dip reference. Q stands for queef. Yes, it does. Thank you.

Starting point is 00:02:32 In a losing effort, he was voted the MVP. I wanted them to slime him, but it didn't happen. It would have been an all-time funny moment. Dude, that was a tough loss, but at least the Bears have their guy. I just couldn't get over the Nickelodeon. I hardly watched any of the game just because I didn't really care as long as the Bears lost.

Starting point is 00:02:55 Did you see the SpongeBob graphic in the field goal? Yes. What the hell? It covered up the on-field play. They couldn't actually see it on the field, though. At the end of the game. No, as a viewer, it covered up the on-field play. They couldn't actually see it on the field, though. At the end of the game. No, as a viewer, it covered up the players.

Starting point is 00:03:09 I couldn't see the line. It looked a little bit... I know they couldn't see it on the actual fucking field, David. I'm not that stupid. Well, at the end of the game, they were showing all these Saints fans who should have been really happy, and they all looked depressed as hell just sitting in the stands with their masks on. And then next to them was a bunch of cutouts of a bunch of Nickelodeon

Starting point is 00:03:26 characters. And I'm like, imagine being a bears fan sitting next to all these Nickelodeon characters, getting your ass kicked. They had a bears guy in the sideline, like, and they were down. I don't know how many points it was.

Starting point is 00:03:35 And they had like the big old googly eyes on him. The sideline, leave him alone, man. He's dealing with a deficit right now. It made me pretty excited to, uh, to get into Nickelodeon again as a future father.

Starting point is 00:03:47 Yeah? Yeah, because I was like, oh, dude, this aesthetic, the color scheme, I love this. It's great. It really is cool. It's a nice little throwback. It's definitely nostalgic and nice. I might go buy some Nickelodeon Jordans or something. Do they have those?

Starting point is 00:03:59 Maybe. Big shouts to Lex Lumpkin. He just crushed it. Lil' Lumpkin? He was on fire, man. Dude, man, just a hilarious person. He's electric. He has just a huge bag full of tricks.

Starting point is 00:04:10 At one point, they pass it down to him on the sideline. He goes, oh, hey, what's good, Nate? You don't get that on ABC, Fox. No. They should have had Booger, dude. The kids would have loved that. Oh, my God, it's Booger! They should have just stuck a regular dude. The kids would have loved that. They should have. Oh my God, it's booger. They should have just stuck like a regular person in there.

Starting point is 00:04:27 Like Pam Oliver. Jesus. People would just be all serious. He's all business. He's not doing these bits. No, people would have been very confused. I felt bad for Nate Burleson.

Starting point is 00:04:37 He was just like volume shooting, like pre pre done lines. And I was like, yeah, this isn't going to work very well. Yeah. Oh, well he didn't, he didn't going to work very well. Yeah. Oh, well. He didn't.

Starting point is 00:04:47 He did about as good as you could do in that position. Yeah. As, like, the guy who's supposed to be the straight man. I don't feel, I don't, like, I'm not going to criticize anyone that was announcing the game because they had so little to work with. It's like, how do you. Has to poop. Oh, nice.

Starting point is 00:05:02 Parks got to get it too long. Which is cool because we just got back from the bathroom. He heard the turd, man. He could have done it then, but he decided to wait until we started recording. Park's actually mansplaining to me in the restroom how to make the sink hotter. That's interesting. I'd love to know. Mm-hmm.

Starting point is 00:05:15 He's big on hot right now. H-O-T. Dude, just a casual poop break. God, this kid's... We're going to see Dylan in 20 minutes. That's okay. As long as we're in the studio, I don't care. We should not tag Brett in, right? Dude, talk about some like some stuff that dylan would just hate yeah i saw a lot of newfound glory feedback yeah a lot of people did

Starting point is 00:05:35 not like our takes well and i'll say this newfound glory at the time i was into them and now looking back i'm embarrassed what were people why didn't people like our takes it was like two people they were just they just were newfound glory fans well here's the thing we're a lot I'm a lot we're allowed to have these takes because we used to like them yeah we used to like them and we've since turned on them like we've listened to it we are our roster of music we we could command a little respect in the punk rock space I'd say it's not like we were just only pop punk guys. No, certainly not.

Starting point is 00:06:07 No, no. Speaking of punk stuff, I have an unsolicited recommendation, and it's for something that people shouldn't be doing. I told you this on the golf course the other day, but we couldn't talk about it at length. I watched a documentary on Thursday night, and it completely spiraled my entire night. It was called All This Mayhem, and it's about two ex-pro skateboarders, the Pappas brothers, Toss and Ben.

Starting point is 00:06:34 And I will say the first half of the documentary made me just regret not going like full punk rock in life. You know, I wish I would have just abandoned everything and just gone full like complete punk. By the end of the documentary, I was reassessing every decision I've made in my entire life. Yeah, you, um, I was unfamiliar with this documentary. And when you described it, you saved the, um, some of the headlines from it for the end. Yeah. And I was like, wow, I won't be watching that. I've been kind of interested in more, like, skate culture stuff lately for some reason. I won't be watching that. I've been kind of interested in more like skate culture stuff lately for some reason.

Starting point is 00:07:07 I don't really know why. I think it's because I'm just too old to get back into skating. But like the itch is kind of there to just enjoy it. And so I've been watching random like old skate videos that I used to watch. And I was like, oh, this is perfect. Like these guys are the anti-Tony Hawk. This is going to be the perfect documentary to watch while Sally's working a late shift. I don't have to think about anything.

Starting point is 00:07:24 And it ruined my entire night. And when Sally came home, she was like, are you okay? Like, what's wrong? It was bad, David. What do you think about Tony Hawk, speaking of his new bit? I guess it's not even that new. So people recognize, they know that he looks like Tony Hawk, but they don't realize he is actually Tony Hawk. Yes. This has been a running internet thing for a long time. So he had a tweet today or yesterday and it was, he was on a plane with his family. And now people who like obviously know it's him walk up like, hey, you look like Tony Hawk. That would get annoying. And that's how they're, that's how they're like saying what's up to them.

Starting point is 00:07:58 Would that be annoying? Cause they're not actually going down the road with you of like, oh my God, you're Tony Hawk. Or is it like, is it nice that you don't have to have the full conversation because it's kind of like this tacit understanding that you're not going to have this long conversation. If you're on a plane, it's probably very nice because I don't want to talk to anybody on a plane. No, no.

Starting point is 00:08:16 My brother-in-law, Drew, Lily's husband, he like makes friends on planes pretty much every time he gets on a plane. He likes to mix it up and talk to people. Like by the end of the plane ride, he's like best friends with the person, exchanging phone numbers and stuff. I could not be more of an opposite of that person. Especially in the age of pandemic. I don't want to talk to you. I don't want to talk to anybody on a plane.

Starting point is 00:08:37 It's just not. The second I get on the plane, I put on some noise canceling headphones and just act like no one's even there. And then Sally's next to me making cheese boards and shit. It's real annoying. I love canceling headphones and just act like no one's even there. And then Sally's next to me making cheese boards and shit. It's real annoying. I love canceling the noise. Dude, if there's one thing that I think should get canceled, it's noise. Speaking of, are we talking Raycon? No.

Starting point is 00:08:54 No? Not at all. No, we were just talking. Actually, do you want to recap of what we talked about while you were gone? Yeah. We talked about the criticism of Dave and my Newfound Glory takes, and then we talked about a skateboarding documentary that I watched. We got that out of the way so we wouldn't have to worry about you.

Starting point is 00:09:10 And Tony Hawk. Thank you. Yeah, and Tony Hawk. I have no interest in what you just discussed while I was away. You know what you should have. As long as you're telling me the truth. I'm telling you the truth. How about Klein just dropping just a ray of sunshine in the group chat?

Starting point is 00:09:20 I didn't even see what he dropped. He doesn't see it. Total positivity. I've been too busy carrying the load while you were getting rid of your son's poop. Dude, gross. Gosh. Anyway, we can move on with the program. Go follow Circle and Back Pod and Washed Media on the Grom.

Starting point is 00:09:37 What the fuck is he talking about? Leave a review and five-star rating. Love the reviews. Maybe we should read a couple reviews today if we've got any recent ones. I don't know if we have or not, but I'm going to take a look at it. Also, head over to YouTube.com slash Watch Media. You can watch every episode except for last week. Randy's back in the building, though. We gave Randy a month off for Christmas.

Starting point is 00:09:56 Oh, yeah. Randy's back. He actually had us write that into his contract, so Randy took a month off. And then this week's Patreon schedule. Tomorrow, despite the National Championship being tonight, we will still be recapping The Bachelor tomorrow. I will say it's going to come a little bit later. Your boys got an

Starting point is 00:10:11 appointment tomorrow morning. And also, I think that some of us might be watching The Bachelor tomorrow morning. The boys have an appointment tonight with the freaking Natty. The freaking game. So basically, I have six hours of television that I have to watch tonight? Mm-hmm. Okay. I'm going to watch it in the morning.

Starting point is 00:10:26 Hey, very cool. Very cool, yeah. Very cool. Yep. Hey, should we have Brett with his breaking news do Brett's reviews and he could source the reviews and read them when he comes in? Maybe. Because he has more time.

Starting point is 00:10:38 He could find some good ones. It's true. It's true. Just saying. True. We'll talk. But yeah, go check out patreon.com slash circling back podcast. We do Bachelor Tuesdays, Friday voicemails.

Starting point is 00:10:50 If you want to hear us, you guys ever heard of a shacket? I'm just kidding. Dylan literally ran it back. I told you I'm not taking it off. You thought I was joking? Have you taken it off? No. You wore it all yesterday per photos.

Starting point is 00:11:02 Yeah, it turns out that if you wear a shacket in the snow, it's not exactly waterproof. At all? No. It actually, yeah, it absorbs quite a bit of moisture, but I look dope out in the snow. That's undeniable. We'll get to the snow in a little bit, my friend. Let's do recapping this weekend in fun. Presented by Cuts.

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Starting point is 00:12:36 I do like the hoodie a lot. I got to check that out. Yeah, do you know they developed a Hyperloop French terry fabric? Hyperloop? Everyone knows that this podcast is very into proprietary fabrics. Yeah, do you know they developed a Hyperloop French Terry fabric? Hyperloop? Everyone knows that this podcast is very into proprietary fabrics. Now we got Hyperloop French Terry. I didn't know that. They discovered the God particle.

Starting point is 00:12:52 Sounds awesome. Maybe. Hyperloop. Maybe. Isn't that what Elon's tunnel is called? Probably. I forgot about his tunnel. Did Parks just...

Starting point is 00:13:02 Never mind. I don't know where that was going I'll explain later Somewhere weird They also have a wrinkle free Pika polo Dylan always comes in Looking like he like

Starting point is 00:13:10 That's not true Didn't iron or hang his shirt That's not true If you ever decided To take that jacket off Dylan You could maybe throw on Some cuts for us one time Just once

Starting point is 00:13:18 I actually don't iron though That's the thing about me That y'all need to know That does not shock me I flat out do not iron I completely believe that I have my own proprietary system Of getting wrinkles out y'all need to know. That does not shock me. I flat out do not iron. I completely believe that. I have my own proprietary system of getting wrinkles out of clothing. I want to know that, but just hold on one moment.

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Starting point is 00:14:07 Do you have an iron deficiency? Yeah. No. What were you going to say, Dave? Something probably really stupid? No, the joke I was going to make about Parks and the Hyperloop is that he just took a hyper poop. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:14:22 I did hurry him up. He's pretty fast in there. And I figured they didn't want that in their read, so I held off. He doesn't do what I do. I should be applauded for that. Bring the newspaper in, sit there for a half hour. Do you do that? That's not good for the butthole, man.

Starting point is 00:14:33 Don't do that. Don't tell me what's good and what's not good for my butthole. I don't pay my bets and get bleached. People who linger on the toilet just to chill in there, you put pressure on that thing, man. That's how you get hemorrhoids. Don't do it. No, you get the roids from straining. I've never had one before.

Starting point is 00:14:46 From straining, too. But if you sit there for a long time, it puts constant pressure on it. What if I'm trying to hit quads and I'm just hovering? There's a better way. I'll just say that. Do you guys want to do a wall sit competition? A better way to hit quads. Dude, you're not going to get me off that wall.

Starting point is 00:15:03 Oh, Dave will last 15 seconds on that wall oh that's you're mr 15 seconds from what i hear who have you been talking to during pledge ship oh how don't you oh you're oh i forgot that you guys did it during pledge ship yeah wall sits yeah i forgot about that but you guys might have the advantage because i we just did in high school i just need someone to spit in my face while i'm doing it and i'll be good dave remember to the tv yeah i do that's so stupid what are you watching oh i'm watching matlock oh that was so dumb hazing change the channel what are you watching now that's so frat though watching the big game outdoor channel hunting sir, like, haze our next employee? Yeah, let's just haze Randy.

Starting point is 00:15:48 No, no. Randy's – I feel bad doing it to Randy now. Like, yeah, Randy's kind of established himself as, like, pretty happy-go-lucky and stuff. And I don't think our viewers would be very happy if we were making him eat, like, poop sandwiches and stuff like that. Oh, no one's doing poop sandwiches. Hyper poop. Although, after the stuff I did eat, I may have preferred a poop sandwich. I mean, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:16:09 Have you ever eaten anything alive? No. No. Wait, what? Like an animal? Like a fish. No, we didn't army hammer it. More on that later.

Starting point is 00:16:20 Allegedly. Oh, I can't wait. So you don't iron? Right. Do you even own an iron? Do you have a further explanation? How do you get away with this? Do you have a steamer? No. Allegedly. Oh, I can't wait. So you don't iron. Right. Do you even own an iron? Do you have a further explanation? How do you get away with this? Do you have a steamer?

Starting point is 00:16:29 No. Okay. He hangs it in the bathroom and turns the steamer. That is such a waste of water. Absolutely not. No. What I do is I have a spray bottle that sprays in a fine mist. Wow, dude.

Starting point is 00:16:42 If I have a wrinkled shirt, you spray it and then you smooth it out with your hands and it works perfectly every time and it dries within like less than a minute. Have you ever noticed me with a wrinkled shirt? Have you? Well, you don't ever wear shirts that like... Have you noticed me with... Like a button down. You do that on a button down? Everything. No, that's...

Starting point is 00:17:00 You have to iron a button down. Your collar? I don't even iron my shirt for a suit, David. It works perfectly. I'm telling you. Dude, you are never going to go to a boardroom as long as I'm here. I'll keep your ass in a discotheca. I'll go straight to the discotheca. Yeah, and you'll stay there.

Starting point is 00:17:12 Yeah, cool. And you'll have zero hose because you're going to have a wrinkly ass shirt. Oh, the hose will be tripping on my toes, dude. You don't even know. You're scaring them, dude. You're scaring them. No. You can never notice my shit wrinkled.

Starting point is 00:17:23 No, I didn't notice. If we get bottle service at the club and then you're sitting there in a wrinkled shirt, like, we've pretty much undone all the swag. That's the thing is it's not wrinkled. Try it. You have bacon collar often. I never have bacon collar. You always have that one that's, like, kind of, like, flying out.

Starting point is 00:17:36 You're like, oh, well, clearly you don't have an iron. David, don't call it iron. What? Iron. Okay. That's what I'm saying. Try it, man. Actually, that spray bottle that I brought in.

Starting point is 00:17:52 Everyone has that bottle in their laundry room. Use it. Yes, and you do for some minor ones, but not like you're going to a funeral. Like, well, better get the spray bottle out. It didn't have to be a funeral. You could wear a nice shirt. It's a very formal event. So it was a wedding. You could have said wedding. Yeah, you know. It didn't have to be a funeral. You could wear a nice shirt. It's a very formal event. So it was a wedding.

Starting point is 00:18:05 You could have said wedding. Yeah, you know. It's 2020 fun. Is that what we're calling it? Yes. Oh, I like that. And just as predicted, it got off to a great start. Things are going well.

Starting point is 00:18:18 Things are going very well. Oh, fuck. Check it out, man. You know I keep that iron on me. I keep that spray bottle on me. It works. I'm about to spray. Do try it.

Starting point is 00:18:31 No, I'm good. I have an iron. Oh, yeah. You also have a dryer that you use. You know what? I will say ironing is a total beating. Yeah, that's why I don't do it. Just getting out an ironing board and like unfolding it and hoping it locks and then

Starting point is 00:18:43 putting it down and it's kind of janky. I'll admit, we don't own an iron right now, but we do have a steamer, which I think is a much more efficient and pleasant way to do it. I have a steamer, and I've used it zero times. Oh, I love using the steamer. I'd love to. I don't know why we've never used it. We have a travel steamer that we bring on vacation a lot.

Starting point is 00:19:01 I feel like steamers take a long time. Shout out to the Browns. Cleveland steamamer. Is that where you're going with that? What's your problem, dude? I can't shout out all the... We got a lot of fans in Ohio. It's in Ohio, right?

Starting point is 00:19:16 Cleveland? Missouri? I'm not sure. And you can't look it up. I don't know where Cleveland is. Unfortunately. Yeah, I don't think anybody knows where Cleveland is. What'd you do this weekend?

Starting point is 00:19:25 Dude, sprayed shirts. So, I don't think anybody knows where Cleveland is. What did you do this weekend? I sprayed shirts. So I was actually waiting on a COVID test. So I stayed home the entire weekend. So it was kind of lame Friday, Saturday. But then I got my results back Saturday evening. Your boy's negative. Also found out Parks is negative. So we're a couple of healthy boys.

Starting point is 00:19:45 But it snowed all day yesterday. And I mean all day. It was supposed to snow just in the evening, but it started early and it just came down all day. I was pleasantly shocked at how long it snowed yesterday. Literally all day. So there was some commotion about uh 150 200 yards from like my front yard there's this little field area and they use like a retention pond like the slopes of it to sled down like these kids were just cruising down this thing

Starting point is 00:20:17 dogs running around so i took stella over there let her off the leash i'll show you a video later it's pretty cool but she still loves the snow she went crazy in it running around anyway there's this woman there and uh i just got talking to her she goes yeah we've been here for we've been in austin for four years sweet we've been awesome for four years the first time i've ever seen it like this i said uh excuse me ma'am this is the first time it's been like this there's a picture of me in my front yard and i'm like two or three years old maybe. And we had, I think, four inches of snow. It was awesome.

Starting point is 00:20:52 That's the last time, to my recollection, that it snowed like that. It has snowed once here where I was like, damn, it's coming down. By the next morning, it was completely gone. I actually was very shocked that when we woke up this morning that we had snow on the ground still. Yeah. I hit the neighborhood. I got a bunch of of picks took stell out like i said it was an just an awesome awesome day uh i have a question for you though will what as a northerner as someone from michigan who's around very used to snow and if brett was in here i'd be asking him the same question how annoyed are you with austin' reaction to the snow we got yesterday?

Starting point is 00:21:25 Not just because I wasn't yesterday because it was a Sunday. Okay. There wasn't traffic to deal with. There wasn't anything to cancel, like school or anything like that. I actually could not believe when I drove by Westlake High School today that there were no cars in the parking lot when I drove up. But like the social media reaction, people posting pics and videos and all that stuff. It got old, but at the same time, I was so happy about how much snow we were getting yesterday that I almost couldn't even be like smug guy anymore because it was just great.

Starting point is 00:21:55 Because if you were smug guy, like I would get it because I would probably be kind of the same way. But at the same time, since we never get that kind of snow here, I was, I felt like a child and I was like, I don't even care who's judging me. I'm just going to post it. I felt like a child yesterday, too. It was so much fun. When we first woke up yesterday and we saw how much snow was coming down,

Starting point is 00:22:12 I didn't think it was going to accumulate like it did. And then we started knocking out some chores in our apartment rather than going and enjoying it. As we were doing those chores, I started looking around, and I was like, man, it's really fucking snowing right now. So finally I was like, all right, I'm over this. I got to go outside with Rosie and go play fetch. Went to the dog park.

Starting point is 00:22:30 Rosie weirdly didn't like the snow this time as much as she has in the past. Maybe it's because it was at the dog park and it wasn't just like piles of snow and it had already been walked on. But she wasn't really thrilled about it. Okay. How does that snow accumulate on the turf? It was fine. It was fine. It was fine. I would imagine it would be a little bit better.

Starting point is 00:22:48 I don't really know if it was better or worse, to be honest, but it was very heavy snow. You didn't want to fuck with this snow. It was great packing snow for snowballs. It was some of the heaviest snow that you could possibly have. Yeah. There were people just driving like idiots yesterday, though. Absolute idiots. And that's what I didn't like yeah at one point um i didn't have parks for most of the day yesterday but

Starting point is 00:23:11 dallas's mom texted me early afternoon she goes by the way parks is totally unimpressed with the snow seeing as how he just got back from colorado and he won't stop talking about it so i have a created a snow snob i like that you have a smug little son about the snow. Yeah, yeah. But, man, it was awesome. I really had a lot of fun. It was unexpected. When you see snow in the forecast, which it said 100%,

Starting point is 00:23:34 I almost did a tweet that was like, big weather's at it again. Like, there's no way we get it. Sure enough, we got snowed on. It was one of the coziest Sundays. We needed that. We needed that. We needed that. They did a pretty good job of predicting, I'd say. And without raising snow hysteria, which I will say happens in Texas quite a bit.

Starting point is 00:23:56 I feel like they undersold. Because 99% of the time when snow is predicted in the Austin forecast, it's just like the mixy stuff. You know, it's the sleet. A wintry mix. Yeah, it's rain mixed in with some flakes. It's just like the mixy stuff. You know, it's the sleet. A wintry mix? Yeah, it's rain mixed in with some flakes. Some grapple. This was just straight up snow. A little sleet pellet. I'm telling you, the first time it's been like this

Starting point is 00:24:11 since I was a child, like a small child. I gotta clarify, I had some neighbors say that like a decade ago, like the park was covered. But, I don't know. Not since I've been here. We've gotten like a dusting where it'll stick to the lawns and the rooftops and stuff. This is actually, the streets were actually covered. And I've been here. We've gotten like a dusting where it'll stick to the lawns and rooftops and stuff. This is actually the streets were actually covered.

Starting point is 00:24:28 And I've never seen that in Austin. Yeah. Anytime you mention, anytime Big Weather mentions snow for this area, it means views and clicks. So you'll see some people, you'll see people like throw it in tweets like oh outside chance of snow next week and so everybody's clicking that link right i know weather dude big weather but they were pretty responsible with it this time and that you know what it delivered it was badass man you know that video of the guy who's on the trail and he sees that mountain lion cub and then the mom chases him you know how how the mountain lion does that thing where it slaps the ground? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:25:07 Randy was just slapping the ground. That's exactly what Rosie did the first time she saw Stella. It was so funny. Slapping the ground. Stella was eating it. Like a basketball player trying to pump up his boys when they go back on defense. Yeah. I saw Eric Winston do that once in high school.

Starting point is 00:25:22 He played on the Midland League basketball team and he was slapping the ground. Let have that lane yeah yeah you don't you don't want to tussle with that dude when they start slapping the ground it's like oh yeah especially when you're six seven 320 he's well he wasn't that big then but he was an ogre still um absolutely demolished my buddy in the playoffs in in football just absolutely just pancaked him yeah turns out he was pretty good at football um but yeah randy so i randy's kind of a scaredy cat so i was like all right this is first snow let's see what's up go out and he's like looking up and like you know he he goes out there sniffing the snow starts licking it he loves ice and here's the ice maker that's a cue for him um last night like i

Starting point is 00:26:02 couldn't get him inside because he was just eating ice. He was just eating snow out there. I was like, okay, I guess that's fine. Don't see any problem with it. No. Took him over to the park, let him off the leash. He was loving it. He didn't have any buddies to play with out there, so he was just zoomies back and forth, going crazy, getting dirty.

Starting point is 00:26:21 A lot of snowmen. That was good packing snow. It was great packing snow. dirty. A lot of snowmen made. That was good packing snow. It was great packing snow. I hate it though when there's a snowman and the snow that has been taken from the ground has not been covered up with new snow. So you kind of have like some grass and dirt around the snowman. You're like, oh, it takes it away from the snowman a little bit. It's the biggest downside of snowmen is when you see like a nice house that like would have like a huge blanket of snow out in front of their house. And then you just see a melting snowman a little bit it's the biggest downside of snowmen is when you see like a nice house that like would have like a huge blanket of snow out in front of their house and then you just see a melting snowman and then all the snow from the entire front yard is just taken

Starting point is 00:26:52 for the snowman yeah it's a big downer there were some actual carrots in our park like people like i just had on they were willing to part ways with for a snowman. I was like, dude, who just has a full carrot? Don't you buy like the bag of already chopped? No, dude. Sometimes you got to get some table carrots. Fucking table carrots. Maybe they went to Bob's the night before. Table carrot.

Starting point is 00:27:13 Fucking. Those are, the Bob's carrot in a snowman would be such a flex. Such a flex. You put two little fillets as the eyes. Dude, I almost like didn't even recognize my neighborhood. It felt like I was in a completely different world it was i drove it felt like i was like on on christmas break or something we went to the grocery store that's really the only thing we did outside of our little bubble and we went to the grocery store and like just pulling into the grocery store i was like man i

Starting point is 00:27:37 feel like i'm i'm like back home it was weird it was very comforting yeah Yeah. I needed it. Yeah. It was great. Really happy that it happened on a Sunday. Yes. And a super wild card Sunday. Wow. Yesterday was a great Sunday all around. In terms of ranking the names of too much dip podcasts or live streams, where do you think wild hard for wild card falls in that ranking?

Starting point is 00:28:07 I got to tell you, and I mean this, it's the best thing i've ever done in content oh come on dave it's it's hands down the fuck i'm still i was loving it when you said when you said the i don't interject into the tmd group chat when it comes to making decisions about anything because i don't need to interject and when when i saw wild hard for wild card I think I interjected and said like at this point there's nothing else that you could name this episode I wanted to give everybody an opportunity to air like their their grievance with it if they had one like hey man maybe we shouldn't do that and nobody really responded except for Will and I was like yeah all right we're good to go I just loved it I gotta go check the numbers but it's probably the

Starting point is 00:28:43 most listened to we've done. I almost posted a screenshot of just my camera roll and captioned it like when it snows in Texas. Because it's just white, white square after white square. It's really funny. That's not that different for you, though. Oh, is that a cocaine thing, David? No. You texted me Friday and said, I think a blizzard's coming in tonight.

Starting point is 00:29:07 And I was like, dude, that's not supposed to be until Sunday, dog. And you're like, I got a resi at ATX Cocina. Let's get wild. Just imagine someone's camera will just, a picture of the cocaine they're about to do, just over and over again. It's really stupid. Like, you don't take a picture of that.

Starting point is 00:29:20 That's what I always tell you. You don't want to leave evidence. Like, what's your problem? Your Snapchat story's just reckless. I got your problem? Your Snapchat stories are reckless. I got out on the road for a little bit, and it was like the slush. It wasn't a hard freeze. So it was still like you got to be careful.

Starting point is 00:29:39 People were, like you said, man, it was like it wasn't even there. Just another day for some people. I'm like, dude, this is not good. Well, Austin drivers are overly cautious as it is. When it rains, people just start, they go 20 on Mopac. It's, it's ridiculous. I think there's a small contingency of drivers who like, they just want to like, they want to just push it and they just want to see like what happens if they go like 60 and a 40.

Starting point is 00:29:57 Yeah, that's me. I will admit that I drove very hesitantly to the grocery store yesterday because I've never driven my car in snow. My car doesn't have snow tires. Why would I get snow tires? Are you serious? So I pulled into the parking lot yesterday of the grocery store, and that's when I let it rip a little bit because it was pretty empty. And I let it go around.

Starting point is 00:30:16 I was like, all right, let's let the choppa sing and see what these tires can do. And it actually – Tires held? It helped. Yeah, they were fine. They were fine. I felt a lot more comfortable driving around. The pause attraction?

Starting point is 00:30:25 How was the pause attraction? I don't know what that is. Dude, watch my cousin Vinny one time. Dude, it's been a long time since I've watched it. Audi didn't even make that car with pause attraction. Yes, okay. Now it's coming back. God, what a fucking performance.

Starting point is 00:30:41 Yeah. Yeah. That's in my top ten. It's an excellent movie. Marissa Tomei solidified herself as, like, someone that all boys in our age range would... Don't, Randy. No, Randy, just please gift that, Randy. She solidified herself as being in our demographics wheelhouse for a very long time after that movie.

Starting point is 00:31:00 And then the wrestler? I actually never saw the wrestler. I want to check it out. Maybe a few select scenes, if you know what I mean. Ooh. She's got a few select scenes in that movie that she did with Philip Seymour Hoffman. Oh, yeah. R.I.P.

Starting point is 00:31:14 She's got some select scenes in that one. A great actor. R.I.P. Yeah. He's somebody that I didn't appreciate enough until he was gone, unfortunately. Dude, along came Pauly. Okay. He was excellent. Okay. Okay. Don't. Raind until he was gone, unfortunately. Dude, Along Came Pauly? Okay. He was excellent at that.

Starting point is 00:31:26 Okay, don't. Raindrops. Twister. No, we're not bringing up his entire filmography and then leading with Along Came Pauly. You've got to lead with Twister. No, you've got to lead with. Oh, you had. What's it?

Starting point is 00:31:39 David Wilson's War. What's that one? Something War. Charlie Wilson's War. Charlie Wilson. That's a really good movie. But, dude, the basketball scene in Along Came Pauly. Raindrops.

Starting point is 00:31:50 So funny. He literally won a Best Actor Oscar, and you're starting with Along Came Pauly. It's a funny movie. Where he was the scumbag that played basketball the entire time. I had something else. Darn it. Yeah, but he was really good in Twister. That dude just loved tornadoes.

Starting point is 00:32:14 Do you guys even care what I did this weekend? No. Sure, what'd you find? To be honest, I didn't really do much. I did do something yesterday that was a major undertaking. Y'all ready for this? Cleaned our couch. Oh, goodness. Okay. We bought a thing, like a steam cleaner, vacuum thing. You didn't get a spray bottle? Dude. And we cleaned our couch. One of the worst undertakings ever.

Starting point is 00:32:44 You guys want me to clean your couch? I'll do it for $1,000. That's too much money. I'll do it for $1,000. How about $20? I found a $20 money-in. I'll pay you $100 to come clean my couch. $100 might not be there.

Starting point is 00:32:53 $200, we might be in business. I'll pay for your gas. You'll reimburse me? Yeah, other than that, I didn't really do much. We did make some pork chops last night. Shout out to ButcherBox. This is not Spawn, but we made some tasty old pork chops last night during the cozy weather season.

Starting point is 00:33:09 Pork chops. What cozy food did you guys eat yesterday? I had steak. Little ribeye. We did King Ranch for dinner. Do you have any leftovers you could give me? We do have some leftovers. I think King Ranch is better leftover than it is fresh.

Starting point is 00:33:23 It's like a good ziti, man. It's almost better the next day. Vabene. Oh! Micah made me a King Ranch recently, and it was delightful. King Ranch, dude. It's not something a lot of people know about outside of Texas. It's such a good food in the winter.

Starting point is 00:33:42 Yeah, if y'all want to make a casserole to bring over to your parents' house for dinner some night, and you want to do something they've never had before and you live outside of texas just make a king ranch casserole it's amazing yeah it's delish um oh yeah one thing i did also if you go check out at dc rough on instagram posted a photo of me in the snow and um a lot of people liked it i didn't realize the terrain around your place. Beautiful. Pretty sweet. Mountainous, surprisingly. Yeah. I mean, it's just, you know, Austin, it's like the hill country.

Starting point is 00:34:15 Right. I call it home. I thought they called it trill country. Right. Well, they do. They call it both. Both. That's sick.

Starting point is 00:34:26 Yeah, do we need to start saying both now that Brett's not in the studio right now? Nah, we're good, man. I noticed Pete Blackburn says both. Well, Northeastern. I was like, okay. Fucking Northeasternist. Fuck. Hop on a rocket ship.

Starting point is 00:34:40 Fuck, she's so freaking hot, dude. Oh, my God. She's fucking scorching. Dude, look at my phone right now. She's blowing me up. She walks in the room and I just fucking lose my head. Holy shit. We don't even need central heating. She's so freaking hot.

Starting point is 00:34:50 Oh, my God. That sucks. I'm sorry. Someone, does anyone have the nest app? We got to turn it down in here. She's fucking. Ah, she can stay in my nest. All right.

Starting point is 00:35:01 You guys are. The Boston guy has gotten progressively creepier. Yeah, Boston guy might need to chill. Shaking my head. Should we talk about Raycon real quick? Now we can actually talk about Raycon. Raycon. Every year all you hear is about new year, new me.

Starting point is 00:35:16 That usually means you're picking up better habits. You're trying new things. Dylan, you're trying some new things this year. Weren't you trying not to be a piece of crap? Dude, we're talking about Raycon. What are you doing? Hey, it's not going so well. Wait, is that in the copy that they gave us?

Starting point is 00:35:30 They said it. It said, talk about how Dylan's actually somehow getting worse. What the hell? But if you do need to take up a new hobby, it's even better when you have amazing audio that will make the experience even better. That's why I recommend wireless earbuds from Raycon. I'll say this. Last year, one of my New Year's resolutions was to establish a workout

Starting point is 00:35:46 routine. And what did I do? We bought a Peloton. I started hopping on that thing. Every single time I get on it, Raycons are in the ears. Raycon. Power on. Connected. Connected. Oh, it's the best. It's such an affirmation. Just a positive. It's the best.

Starting point is 00:36:02 It's the best. The other day, I couldn't find mine because they were in my bag because I had brought them somewhere with me to the studio. And so I went and got my old earbuds, way overpriced, no bass. And they had trouble connecting, and I just got really aggravated, and I ended up just not even using headphones. Wow. Yep. If I had my wireless earbuds from Raycon on hand, that would have been a totally different situation. Yep. If I had my wireless earbuds from Raycon on hand, though, it would have been a totally different situation.

Starting point is 00:36:30 Whether it's following along on directions in the kitchen, binging an audio book while learning to knit, or powering through a new workout with a pumped-up playlist in your ear, a pair of Raycons can make any activity easier and a better time. Think about that. If anyone needs a better time, it's Dylan. Yeah, you've been having a tough go of it over there. I don't see how that relates to Raycon. They make great sound accessible to everyone, even Dylan. Their wireless

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Starting point is 00:37:05 They perform wherever you take them with up to six hours of playtime, which I actually think it's more. They say six hours. They're underselling. Yeah, I take issue with that because I don't think I've charged mine once. It's great. It's great. Water and sweat-resistant construction and the Bluetooth that pairs quickly

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Starting point is 00:37:39 You'll get 15% off your entire Raycon order. So feel free to grab a pair and a spare. That's 15% off at buyraycon.com slash steam. That's buyraycon.com slash steam. You know, colorway is really a word that's been having a moment. I feel like they didn't exist five years ago. It's the sneaker effect, Bill. I know.

Starting point is 00:38:02 It's the sneaker effect. Dave, you have a major announcement for us. Yeah. What's Dave's major announcement? Well, thank you for asking. We actually are proud new owners of a microwave. What? You bought a microwave.

Starting point is 00:38:21 I went to Costco and bought a microwave and a new humidifier. Oh, yeah. A humidifier or dehumidifier? A humidifier. You have to be humid as fuck in there, huh? Yeah. You know when you run that heat, it gets very dry and you wake up and you're... You want some humidity when you breathe.

Starting point is 00:38:36 It's just better. Anyway, it's good for the skin, too. Opens up the pores. The real story here is the microwave. Have you guys seen one of these or ever used one? How do they work? They use microwaves. What happens?

Starting point is 00:38:49 It excites the molecules? It's like a little fission reaction inside of the molecules. That's stranger than fission. What are you doing? Fission jokes, dude. Come on. Fission and fusion. I never really understood the difference

Starting point is 00:39:05 i'm pretty stoked on it because um one's splitting the atoms right and the other's like when they oh it doesn't matter brett probably has like the wrong answer in his head he could tell us that's fair fair point oh just catching strays not even here. I love it. It's really nice that you can heat up water very quickly, like a minute and a half. It's a 1,200 watt, not to brag. Dude, get an electric kettle. What is that? I have an electric kettle. I use it every single day.

Starting point is 00:39:35 You used it actually- How much does it weigh? Numerous times. Those things are expensive. Academy sells out of them quick. Well, it depends how much water you put in it before you work out. You do swings with it? Mm-hmm.

Starting point is 00:39:42 Well, it depends how much water you put in it before you work out. You do swings with it? Yeah, so I bought these breakfast turkey sausage burritos from Costco like six months ago. And I didn't have a microwave because we don't need one. So you had to do them in the oven, but it takes like 45 minutes. So I never, I was just like, this is kind of a beating. The payoff is not there. Correct.

Starting point is 00:40:06 And today I ate two of them in the microwave. And I was like,, this is kind of a beating. The payoff is not there. Correct. Today, I ate two of them in the microwave. And I was like, you know what? These still kind of suck, but at least I didn't spend a lot of time on it. Microwaves turns out to be pretty convenient sometimes. Well, we got one because of the baby. Did you buy any grass-fed beef to put in it? Not yet. I'm waiting on that butcher box.

Starting point is 00:40:22 I'm going to throw a pork chop in there first thing. Dude, you put that in the toaster. I don trust you i want to try one of your rib eyes you still haven't brought me one of your nitro cold brews that you've been talking a big game about it's because you're out of canisters no are they do they travel well i feel like it's gonna lose gas if i bring it to you like that i think you got to drink it fresh right out of the tank you know what i mean you can invite me over for a cup of coffee sometime. Dude, you're always welcome to my trip. Yeah, this Nitro or whatever.

Starting point is 00:40:50 Okay. Oh, yeah, I'm doing whippets, dude. Cool, dude. Yeah, welcome to 2016. I don't even get that. Yeah. Dude, Nitro's over. Nitro's never over.

Starting point is 00:41:01 It's hard, man. I don't know what it does to the coffee, but it's like stronger. Well, it's nitrogen. Sally was lagging before work the other day. I told her. I was like, hey know what it does to the coffee, but it's like stronger. Well, it's nitrogen. Sally was lagging before work the other day, and I told her, I was like, hey, let's go to the Valero. They got some nitro cold brew on tap. And she was like, all right, yeah, sounds good. Great gas station.

Starting point is 00:41:14 Yeah, I went and got her one, and she immediately texted me later in the day. She's like, yeah, this might have been a really bad call. I'm all of a sudden super anxious and like shaky. And I was like, dude, the nitro gets you. You got to do a theanine hedge. You've got to sup a little theanine. Is that the move?

Starting point is 00:41:29 Because I can't drink one. Their nitro cold brews look about 10 ounces, and they just set me on a terrible trajectory. It's thick, too. I like to get all jittery. I don't. I'm anxious. That's weird. Yeah, dude.

Starting point is 00:41:39 I like sweating for no reason. What's your deal? I love coffee. I love coffee. I's your deal? I love coffee. I love coffee. I love fried chicken. I like coffee as well. Can you confirm whether you're the guy that runs Coffee Dad? I love that account so much.

Starting point is 00:41:55 I won't disrespect it by saying I'm behind it because it's such a fantastic account. The fact that it's still going somehow makes it even better. I love how it's 20 tweets in a row about just making or drinking coffee, and then one about his dead son. It's just like, what's going on here? Why are you laughing? Because it's supposed to be funny. We're supposed to laugh at it.

Starting point is 00:42:18 Okay. I don't think it's actually a real thing. You think it's just comedy? Is that like an early Twitter account? Would that be considered like an early one? I would say mid. Like where does Ghetto Hikes fall? I don't even know Ghetto Hikes.

Starting point is 00:42:32 You don't know Ghetto Hikes? Ghetto Hikes at one point was the best. It's one of the GOAT accounts of all time. It was one of the best accounts ever. But it's been inactive for a very long time. Maybe Coffee Dad's been around longer than I thought. Joined March 2012. That's not recent at all. active for a very long time maybe coffee dad's been around longer than i joined march 2012 okay that's not recent at all

Starting point is 00:42:48 yeah so ghetto hikes was uh a twitter feed that was done by some dude he's 28 years old he says i have a full-time job leading urban kids of all races on nature hikes i simply write down shit they say so he would just take these what these kids said on the hikes and just do it, and it was just great. That was the wave for a while, like shit my dad says. Wasn't that a thing? It's like overheard. They turned it into a TV show, right?

Starting point is 00:43:19 Did they have any characters from it explaining fouls during the – or penalties during the game yesterday on Nickelodeon? Young Sheldon. I didn't need to hear his explanation for a false start a million times during the game yesterday. That seemed a little overboard. All right, let me read. It's like when his dad starts shoveling food in his mouth before grace. Shut up, Sheldon. All right, I'm going to read six consecutive tweets from Coffee Dad. Need coffee. Drinking a coffee. Coffee time.

Starting point is 00:43:46 Coffee time. Time for coffee. Death is only the beginning. Soon. Like what? Coffee time. You're always saying that too, though. I don't think I do.

Starting point is 00:43:59 It's because he's old and he's got his grip up. Making coffee. You said death is but a door. How have you not said anything about your shacket in the last 40 minutes? Oh, my God. Thank you for reminding me. Why would you bring it up? Well, the video is going to capture the whole thing, which I'm really excited about. Because last time I wore my shacket in here, the video was not running.

Starting point is 00:44:16 But now it is, Randy. Is that why you wore it? Randy, will you blur Dylan's shacket for the entire episode? No, just blur it. No, no, no. Do the filter that that one dude used. It's shacket time in Austin, Texas. It would be a real shame if the video was hot dog, lizard denture.

Starting point is 00:44:32 What if Dylan was just hot dog the entire time? Why would you cover up my shacket with a hot dog? No, no, no. The hot dog would be wearing said shacket. Yeah, how do hot dogs wear shackets, though? Hot dogs don't wear shackets. Like, that's not a thing that actually happens in real life. Is a shacket a sandwich?

Starting point is 00:44:50 No, it's a shirt and a jacket. That's what people don't realize about it. It's so versatile. Like, should I wear a shacket or just a shirt today? Oh, let's just go with a shacket. Get it? So do you not wear a jacket? Because it's pretty cold out today.

Starting point is 00:45:04 I actually wore a down vest and a down jacket today. It was so cold. It could have been negative 20 or it could have been 120. I wasn't going to wear the jacket today. That was a promise. It was cold Friday when we played golf. I don't know if y'all were cold, but I was being a little bitch. I was freezing.

Starting point is 00:45:16 Hey, how'd y'all play? Ooh! I had a pretty good back nine. Davey put together a back nine. Did you break 90, David? Yeah. Wow. I think I went 46-37.

Starting point is 00:45:31 There were people out there saying you went 47-37. Brett told me 46. I don't care. Do we want to talk about it? Can we actually talk about golf real quick? We should have done this during this weekend and fun. Why does Klein turn into such a hater when he starts playing bad? I got absolutely screwed by Klein. I didn't want to say this because Klein was of fun, but I Why does Klein turn into such a hater when he starts playing bad? I got absolutely screwed by Klein.

Starting point is 00:45:45 I didn't want to say this because Klein was my partner, but I got kind of screwed by Klein. Remember when we thought we saw that wolf? Yeah. So we thought we saw a wolf on the course. It's called Wolf Dancer, so it makes sense. An actual wolf? So on this one hole, we thought we saw a wolf. It turned out to be some type of stray dog or something. Someone's husky guy out of the backyard?

Starting point is 00:46:01 So we're on the par 3, and on the par three and on the par three we all go down and we all pretty i am the only one that hits the green right the the downhill one yeah i at least put on the front of the green yeah you hit the front of the no didn't you put it in the bunker no you put it on the green no no no everybody else missed the fuck out of it yeah everyone else like missed pretty bad and so i went up there i put it within i think i put it to four feet and had like a putt to par uh-huh and klein had just sunk like a 40 footer or something like that to make his par

Starting point is 00:46:31 which kind of just pissed me off yeah then the wolf the the wolf i put it in quotes returns and so we're all kind of distracted looking up and trying to see what's going on with the guys behind us because we had previously talked to them about the possibility of a wolf being out there well then i have the putt to tie Klein. And before I hit my putt, Klein goes, all right, let's get out of here. And he starts hurrying us up. And then I panic hit my putt to appease Klein. And I realize, I'm like, wait, I just lost because Klein was just screaming at us to

Starting point is 00:46:59 all get out of there. He did something funny on 18. We'll get to. Wait, why? Were you all taking a long time? No. We had people right behind us. There was a guy.

Starting point is 00:47:07 They didn't want to play through. They were like, oh, dude, we're just drinking beers. They were fine. Yeah. There was another guy that was with them who worked for the course, who was up there, too, maybe taking a look at the stray dog or something. But we couldn't really figure out what was going on. I mean, yeah.

Starting point is 00:47:19 It was a black dog. So if there's a wolf in Texas that's a Mexican gray wolf, probably not a black wolf. But we still were like, dude, that thing was big. Was that a wolf? That was's a wolf in Texas, it's a Mexican gray wolf, probably not a black wolf. But we still were like, dude, that thing was big. Was that a wolf? That was either a wolf or someone's German shepherd. Anyway, it was just a stray. I want my dollar back from Klein is what I'm saying.

Starting point is 00:47:34 At one point, you're the only one who sent me a Venmo. Shout out to you, Will, for $6. I did give the $6 that he was owed for my. That was big of you. So I drained one. He did win me $6 in the last hole, my. That was big of you. So I drained one. He did win me $6 in the last hole, so I needed to do something for him. Yes. There's a thought that counts.

Starting point is 00:47:50 I drained like a 15-footer from like just off the green, and it had a little pace, but, you know, it went in. And so Klein does the classic, oh, good thing that went in. That would have been like 10 feet by. Like, yeah, okay, man. Why is he such a hater then on 18 18 it was me we were playing wolf coincidentally it was brett brett and klein a lot of wolf references a lot of wolf it's all right though and uh what was brett had a but he did something sorry so no no so the the hole. So the hole is worth a decent amount just because the people that were down,

Starting point is 00:48:30 a.k.a. me and Brett, we had to make our money back. And so I decided to make it worth six dots instead of one. And so Brett had a putt on 18 that really should have been, you know, there should have been some time taken behind that putt because it would have essentially pushed the hole to nowhere. well Klein was like hurrying to get off the course I think he was cold I think he wanted to go get I don't know he wanted he might have been needing to go to the bathroom I remember him saying that he needed to pee quite badly and then Brett just like went up and just kind of hit the putt and then all of a sudden it was just like what the

Starting point is 00:49:00 why would you hit that putt right there yeah it was it was pretty funny. I was like, sorry, dude. Damn, man. Dave and I were just cleaning up. I don't think – maybe we're wrong in Klein on that one. Did Klein play well? No, it was just – He was okay. He was fine. It was more funny.

Starting point is 00:49:13 It wasn't Klein's fault that Brett hit the putt fast. It was just Brett didn't care. Because I had two putts to par, and the putt, they could have pushed, like Will said, and it was just like just walked up and just kind of half-ass whacked. And it was just funny how the reactions. But, yeah, it was fun. I got hot.

Starting point is 00:49:30 Three birdies on the back, no big deal. Half-ass whacked it, Dave said. We've all been there. Could have used some of those on the front. Front was not great. Oh, my gosh. Missed out, Dylan. You weren't missed, but you missed out.

Starting point is 00:49:45 You could have left out that first part. You weren't missed, but you missed out. You could have left out that first part, but. You weren't missed, though. I heard him. Can we talk about Army Hammer real quick before we bring Brett in? Yeah. I mean, where do you begin? Army Hammer had some trouble on the timeline last night. Not of his own doing that we can confirm.

Starting point is 00:50:02 Correct. It says Army Hammer found himself at the center of a bizarre Twitter storm today, this was yesterday, after alleged DMs were leaked online. The unverified private messages are not confirmed to belong to the Call Me By Your Name actor, but that didn't stop Twitter from having a field day with them, which Twitter did.

Starting point is 00:50:19 Alleged to be from Hammer's Instagram account, although such images could easily have been doctored. The messages include graphic accounts of sex acts and cannibalism. One message reads, I am 100% a cannibal. In another exchange, it says, I need to drink your blood. Okay. I want to suck your blood.

Starting point is 00:50:39 It's not even smooth. Maybe he's just going full Daniel Day-Lewis, just trying to do some method acting before he does like that. That is a thought Another one said he wanted to hold I drink your blood He said I want to hold your heart And control its beating or something

Starting point is 00:50:50 Yeah that was the most troubling Why you don't want to do that to people When you love someone You don't want to control their heartbeat Once you remove the heart It's hard to control said bleed Dude here's what's weird about this There are thousands of women on Twitter

Starting point is 00:51:02 Who are like turned on They're like oh yeah Fuck yeah, fuck you, Armie Hammer. Hold my heart in your hand. He already makes my heart beat a little harder. I know, but it's like, guys, he's talking about eating other people. Maybe cool it. Well, there's all these DMs which have to be Photoshopped. They have to be Photoshopped.

Starting point is 00:51:19 That's why I'm so surprised this is news. How do you not immediately assume this is all Photoshopped? I couldn't believe when I clicked on his name last night that 1% of the tweets were like, no, this has to be fake. And every other tweet was just people being like, I can't believe that Armie Hammer's a cannibal. Yeah. Why would you believe this? He just had to go

Starting point is 00:51:35 full throttle. He just was like, ass-eating season wasn't enough for him. No, he was like, dude, it's hard holding season. I mean, this is, like I told you before we recorded, I could Photoshop this. I could make this look like this. Well, that might be a little optimistic.

Starting point is 00:51:54 No, I could do it. I could do it. Might be a little optimistic. I do like cutting paste from different images and stitching them together. I feel like this is going to come out to be like a major hatchet job on him. Like just a complete fraud. Well, I've. Oh, of course. I said to you guys before the pod. There's no way this is going to come out to be a major hatchet job on him. Just a complete fraud. Oh, of course. I said to you guys before the pod, no way this is real.

Starting point is 00:52:09 Some have pointed out, in the past, when he got back on Twitter a few years ago, he did, you know, when you could see someone's likes, he was liking some really graphic BDSM tweets, which, I mean, if that's what you want to do, you can do that. But, I mean, it does kind of show maybe he's into weird shit. One old podcast I listened to always said, like, what you do within the confines of your own home is your business. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:34 I don't close doors. But when you're famous, you know that everything you put online is accessible and it's there forever. You just got to know. And I feel like he's not a stupid, a stupid famous person. No, I actually think he's actually pretty smart, which is why, why I don't see why he would ever put this stuff online. Right.

Starting point is 00:52:56 His Twitter account is very calculated. Like he knows what he's doing. He's a smart tweeter. He's, he's good at it. His Instagrams are actually good tweets. His, his Instagrams are actually pretty good. He's got great taste in music. He lives a pretty dope life.

Starting point is 00:53:09 I don't see why he would be DMing random people online that he wants to drink their blood and make their heartbeat for them. He posted that song the other day. It was the band Fine Young Cannibals. He's listening to like posty and shit. What's so good about it? I don't know why he does this, but I kind of like that he does this. He just tweets out the song name and the artist. That's it.

Starting point is 00:53:30 He doesn't do anything else. It's just like, no, I'm vibing to this right now. I love that. I will say, if you're maybe gravitating towards the right wing of the political spectrum, that Armie Hammer might not be a follow that you would like, but I don't really follow him for the political takes. No. Okay.

Starting point is 00:53:48 I want to hold your heart. I want to hold your heart. I want to hold your heart like metaphorically did. It's his November 5th, 2020 tweet from his- You hear me? You're going to hold my heart. Metaphorically. I'll give you something to hold.

Starting point is 00:54:02 What? Your penis? Jesus. He did tweet out on November 5th, Death Grips, Guillotine, which is a song. That might not be great in hindsight. Is that Slayer? Slayer! Your son is tapping the window.

Starting point is 00:54:24 Yeah, he wants our attention He sees that I'm about to order an Ike's Love sandwich Where from? Ike's Love Is it sandwich season? I don't even know that place Dude I've eaten so many sandwiches You've been horny for sandwiches lately dude

Starting point is 00:54:38 I am on a tear You've been horny for sandwiches Watch those carbs man You watch them I saw you looking a little thick Yeah that's right. Literally no one has ever been like,

Starting point is 00:54:47 oh, Dave's looking thick right now. Like all in the right places though, you know what I'm saying? Like damn, Dave's curvy as hell. Yeah. Dave's got that thing

Starting point is 00:54:53 on him now. Whose ass took out the soundproofing stuff behind you? That was Randy's cheek. I believe he said he had a bodacious booty or something

Starting point is 00:55:03 and that's why he knocked the foam pad off the wall. Is it nice to have Randy back, or is it kind of a nuisance? I'm still undecided. It's like when your little brother comes back from camp, and it's like, man, I forgot how much I got to use the computer when you weren't around. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:55:15 He's like our little brother, like annoying little brother. Yeah. Don't ever say bodacious booty. Okay. Legit, that's what he said. No, I know it is. If you're a will mommy out there, and you've received a DM from Randy that says something about a bodacious booty, please don't expose him.

Starting point is 00:55:29 He does not represent Watch Media. Yeah, please don't expose him. Randy does not know what he does. Bodacious. Do you guys have any closing thoughts before we move on? You ninja turtle? Yeah. I can see him being really into this.

Starting point is 00:55:44 My final thoughts are this is definitely fake, unless it's not. But for now, I'm on the definitely fake side. If Armie Hammer wants to be blood brothers with me, if we want to prick our fingers and do some handshake, I'll do it with him. It's too easy to fib this. You know he's 6'5 and there's two of them? Dude, that's the thing about him. It's crazy.

Starting point is 00:56:01 So what? He's 12'10? He's 13 inches tall. Or 13 feet tall. Is that how it works? Actually 12 times, yeah. I don't think that actually works. I think it works. Yeah, you're right. I wish Brett was here to tell us.

Starting point is 00:56:16 Call him in! Get Blake, Parks, get Brett. Tell Brett to come in here, Parks. Tell Brett to come in here. Hey, you guys owe it to yourself to make 2021 your year. Are you planning on doing that, Dylan? Are you going to take the bull by the horns here? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:56:32 It's time to change things up and start with some self-care. If there's anything we need right now, it's a little self-care. I can take care of myself a little better, I think. Hawthorne is probably the way to start. I think it's ground zero for self-care. Hawthorne is a premium tailored personal care brand that's making it easy for guys to feel and smell their best. You start with their quiz. They ask you things like, what's your favorite drink?

Starting point is 00:56:53 How do you spend a night out? Do you smoke? What do you do? Just random stuff like that. They'll even ask you stuff like, hey, what colognes do you wear now? Maybe they'll tailor something a little closer to what you want. It's actually pretty fun. The quiz is real easy.

Starting point is 00:57:06 It takes all of, I don't know, three minutes to complete. If anything, it's kind of fun to do it. It is a fun little quiz. There's a reason that BuzzFeed quizzes were really fun for a long time.

Starting point is 00:57:14 Yeah. It's kind of fun to explore yourself. It's not like math problems, like SAT stuff. It's like, what's your vibe like, basically? Yeah, it's a vibe check. It's a vibe check.

Starting point is 00:57:22 Yeah. I got a bunch of different products. The things that I use daily, are you guys aware that I use things daily from now? I am now. Body wash. Deodorant. Oh. A little face cleanser, too.

Starting point is 00:57:36 I use a shampoo daily. Really? Yeah. You need to call me a liar, because I do. No. You've actually haven't. As you told Parks while he was going to the bathroom earlier, you told him, quote, your dad's having a pretty good hair day right now. I'm having somewhat of a little hair day. It's not bad. Thank Hawthorne for that. Also, the cologne that they gave me.

Starting point is 00:57:54 The work of the play. Specifically, the play is the best smelling cologne I've ever smelled in all my 37 years on this earth. Dude, look at you. Yeah, it's awesome. Well, if you want to upgrade your self-care routine just like Dylan did, Hawthorne's a fun and convenient way to get super high-quality products tailored specifically for your needs. Hawthorne even takes the risk out of it by giving you free shipping on your order and returns. Who doesn't like free shipping? I do.

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Starting point is 00:58:32 That's H-A-W-T-H-O-R-N-E.C-O, promo code CIRCLINGBACK, hawthorne.co, promo code CIRCLINGBACK. Brett, welcome to the studio. Hey, guys. Hey, man. Nice to be here. What are you doing here? Nice... Jacket?

Starting point is 00:58:47 Jert. Nice Jert. Ooh. Wow. Jert's going to stick. I don't hate Jert. Jert makes me feel weird. Remember that song?

Starting point is 00:58:54 Yeah. Jert makes you... It kind of feels like derogatory. Yeah, Jert feels like you're doing something real bad. I'm getting complimented all over town on this thing. Are you? Yes. Really? How did it perform in the snow on this thing. Are you? Yes. Really?

Starting point is 00:59:05 How did it perform in the snow yesterday? How did it perform? Yeah. It doesn't really, it's not waterproof, as I explained earlier. Oh, okay. Sorry, I missed that. It absorbs moisture, which is not great for snow. You need a slick layer.

Starting point is 00:59:18 Can you like water a slicker on a jacket? Winterize it or something? Wax it? Yeah. You probably could, but I'm going to stick with how it is now. I got some wax. Do you want to try rubbing that thing with wax? I don't think it's going to work.

Starting point is 00:59:27 But I'm not taking it off, as long as you are aware of that. Wait, what did you do this weekend, then? You said you were waxing that. What were you talking about? My surfboard. Okay. Yeah. Really?

Starting point is 00:59:38 On the day that it snows, you decided to wax your surfboard? Yeah, dude. Get a good grip on top. You know how it is. He was hitting the slopes. Yeah. Wow. Brett,board. Yeah, dude. Get a good grip on top. You know how it is. He was hitting the slopes. Yeah. Wow. Brett, welcome.

Starting point is 00:59:48 Hey, guys. Do you have any announcements you want to make? Do you have any breaking stuff? This segment is new. It's going to be called Brett's Breaking Reviews. Okay. Are you going to talk mail-in, too?

Starting point is 01:00:00 Dylan. Okay, sorry. Let the man do it. What if you chilled? I'm sorry. I get excited. You guys got no chill. That's in Brett's Breaking News, which is after Brett's Breaking Reviews.

Starting point is 01:00:10 Anyway. Just take your head out, dude. Send me, or send us, some reviews on Circling Back Pod on Apple Podcast. There's a bunch in there. It's awesome. We need more, guys. We need more. We have some, like, stragglers, but we need more.

Starting point is 01:00:22 Yeah. So I'll just, I'll get right into it, Will. Thanks for having me. This one's from KyleB15, titled, like, stragglers, but we need more. Yeah. So I'll just get right into it, Will. Thanks for having me. This one's from KyleB15, titled, Thanks, Guys. I'm sure you get a few of these as a result of the biz, but you guys have kept me going, living alone in New York City. Shout out Pace Commercial. New York City?

Starting point is 01:00:37 Yeah, there you go. During this pandemic, times have been unbelievably hard, but the content each week gives me something to look forward to and keeps me going best in the biz keep it up players damn that was a heartfelt very nice it's kyle b15 that's just nice i wanted to lead off with you know before i get to the hard stuff i want to lead off uh this one's from steven little rock a truly dangerous podcast i don't suggest listening at the gym i dropped the bar on my chest after busting up laughing at Dylan's suggestion that Randy would rat to the Bachelorette about dude's skid marks.

Starting point is 01:01:13 I don't even remember that. That's an allegation. That's so stupid. Oh my gosh. Sorry, Randy. Five out of five almost died here. That is a thing. You can't listen Five out of five almost died here. Dude, that is a thing. You can't listen to a funny podcast while lifting weights.

Starting point is 01:01:29 I can't listen to podcasts while I'm working out just because they don't pump me up. Yeah. I need the energy. I need the constant- You need Ariana Grande. Yeah. I'm trying to get met in the middle. Right.

Starting point is 01:01:42 I just listen to R.E.M. That's it. Oh, that sounds terrible. No offense. Okay. I just listened to R.E.M. That's it. Oh, that sounds terrible. No offense. Okay. Don't come at our meeting. Crush with the Eyeliner. What?

Starting point is 01:01:51 It's an R.E.M. song. Oh. I thought you were into them or something. I thought you were doing an orange crush joke. No, that's good too. We saved it. We missed on the ooh, but we got the rebound and laid it in. This is from Carla Hart, Hart, Hart, Hart.

Starting point is 01:02:06 Goats, not to boost your all egos, spelling and context, but you're all incredible. Nothing better than listening to some fun and easy banter. Please never stop. You guys make my entire life. Special shouts to the homie. That's Dylan. Very sweet.

Starting point is 01:02:22 Very sweet. Dylan, they all can't be good, though. That's okay. Oh, come on. This is from Mega Jessup. Very sweet. Very sweet. Dylan, they all can't be good, though. That's okay. Oh, come on. This is from Mega Jessup. One star. Just titled Bad. Love that.

Starting point is 01:02:32 I'm not sure who is the target audience for this. Same. Not you. I can't imagine why one would listen to this. Well, many people would disagree. Yeah, several ones do listen to this. Yeah, hundreds of ones. Put your ones up.

Starting point is 01:02:48 Digging into our demographics, like what's our target? I have the deck. Yeah, does she actually want to know? You can just email us and we can give you some of that information. Mega Jessup. I can give you our target. It's Mega Jessup, mate. Jessup!

Starting point is 01:03:02 Oh, my God. What is Mega Jessup? I don't know. I probably shouldn'tagesop? I don't know. I probably shouldn't read it because I don't know what it is, and it's probably some kind of slur that I'm reading in another language or some shit. This person's a troll. Great. This is from your boy RJ.

Starting point is 01:03:15 Five stars, but. Okay. When Dylan says, let's go, it gives me cancer. Wow. Really? Let's go. That's quite serious. I don't disagree with that.

Starting point is 01:03:26 That's an allegation, too. What if I just gave him actual cancer? I hope he's okay. Allegation. They're steaming. That was good. He's just going to move right through it like he didn't hear it. He's side-eyed you.

Starting point is 01:03:40 He's trying so hard to not enjoy. He can't get mad at anything with this Shaq. Dylan, this is from Serving Butt Cheek Clappuccinos. Oh, Dylan. He knows a lot about that. Jacob, who downloaded Apple Pod just to leave five-star reviews on Circling Back, is the title of it. This is kind of a lengthy title.

Starting point is 01:03:55 Anyway, he says, You're 16. You wake up to a crisp fall morning and look forward to a game of front yard football with the boys before you all watch your team on the early game. you shower that evening and get ready to hop in your ride and take your girl out on the town each day brings a sense of adventure for the potential life has to offer you fast forward a decade or so and the hounds of adulthood folly chase you every day and behind them bills this podcast sure makes the ride into work a lot more enjoyable, though.

Starting point is 01:04:25 Man, I've got to tell you, taking your girl for a ride out on the town at 16 was just like going to the Taco Bell parking lot and drinking some keystones, some warm keystones that have been in your truck, like in the back of your buddy's Honda Accord. It was a great time, though. We did smearing off blueberry lemonades. Don't tell people that yeah

Starting point is 01:04:47 or uh like Coors Lights dude I would love a you know what I would really like what's that like a super like almost like a

Starting point is 01:04:55 seltzer oh yeah that was like lemonade flavor with like some peach in it or something maybe some

Starting point is 01:04:59 watermelon ooh watermelon would be a nice touch I wonder if someone was developing that product

Starting point is 01:05:03 well I'm glad you're going down that rabbit hole because we're just going right into Brett's Breaking News. Thank you for the reviews, by the way. Please leave more. In Vizzy Breaking News, we're getting four new flavors this summer. I didn't realize you had this in Breaking News. I'm sorry. I was just trying to do a tease.

Starting point is 01:05:22 I'm not over the old flavors yet. Well, they're still going to be there. We're just getting four new ones. What are we getting? Ready for this? Yeah. Strawberry lemonade. Oh! Peach lemonade. Watermelon lemonade. And raspberry. Summer must be

Starting point is 01:05:37 approaching because those are summer flavors. Summer flavors. To all my neighbors, we got new flavors. Dude, summer can't come soon enough. Flavor. That's what people say about it. Yeah. It actually can. I would appreciate it if we had this weather for...

Starting point is 01:05:50 The only thing getting me through this summer is going to be that Vizzy. Man, I'm sorry. Well, Vizzy body over here. That's sad. Body by Vizzy. Oh, shit. That's how Dave's been keeping slim. With all these sandwiches.

Starting point is 01:06:04 But he's slim thick, though. That cute ass. Sandwiches and Vizzies. That's my diet. Speaking of being slim, Randy, would you help me out? Oh. You about to put a shirt on. I was hoping that was you.

Starting point is 01:06:18 Your boy, Marky Mark. Do you remember how he put up his workout schedule a year ago? Told everybody how he's never cranked. And he plays golf for like a half hour at 5 in the morning. You're never going to have arms like that. He's armless. This podcast is turning into you just talking about what you're never going to have on your body. Dude, I'm never going to have arms like that.

Starting point is 01:06:38 You don't want that. Those are so 2007. Get out of here, Mark. Big arms. Why would you want arms that big? He's already a short guy. Do you want every shirt that you wear clinging to your body? No.

Starting point is 01:06:49 That sounds terrible. You're just pit-standing out. Yeah. And he's like 5'7". You don't want to be that yoked at 5'7", unless you're a fullback. Old Dan Bilzerian looking at you. Well, if you're 5'7", you want to be yoked. You want to be like, you know.

Starting point is 01:07:01 You look shorter the stouter you are. Right. Which is why I've never bought. But if you're 5'7 and built like you're, you know, a programmer, it's like, oh, okay. Catching strays. You know what I'm saying. I stand programmers, dude. No, I stand them too, but they're not built like Marky Mark

Starting point is 01:07:18 is what I'm saying. Oh, there's some. Are we bearing the lead here? Anyway, so Mark Wahlberg has now come out and said he works out at 2.30 in the morning. He's such, come on. Why? Stop. Just stop.

Starting point is 01:07:32 Why? Does he still not masturbate? Is that one of his things? Unclear, but he goes to sleep at 6.30 to wake up at 2.30. That's dumb. That's too early to go to bed. Just go to bed at 8.30 and wake up at 4.30. You're missing so much content going to bed at 6.30.

Starting point is 01:07:43 The cool shit happens after 6.30. Just go to bed at 9 and wake up at 5. Nothing weird about that. Nothing fun happens while he's awake. He's literally going to miss the natty. I know. Anyway. And the bachelor. And the bachelor. Okay, Marky Mark. And Fallon will. Ah.

Starting point is 01:07:58 Oh, that's so funny. He's taking T and answers. You're hilarious. He's all over the T. But he's also posted his workout. Respect that golf tan. I're hilarious. He's all over the T. But he's also posted his workout. Respect that golf tan. I wanted to get Dave's opinion on it. Yeah, what is he going to do? Like, he can't play a Twilight round.

Starting point is 01:08:12 Oh. Crazy. Anyway, his 2.30 a.m. workout goes as follows. Warm-up. Duh. Circuit number one. Bike. Rower.

Starting point is 01:08:23 Barbell back squat. Seated shoulder press. Kettlebell reverse lunge, staggered stance, hatch bar deadlift, and TRX hammer curl. That's circuit one. That's circuit one? Circuit one. Cool, dude. Okay. What's he training for? Just fucking life, bro. Circuit two, versa climber, tread sled, kettlebell sumo squat. This. Treadsled. Okay. Kettlebell sumo squat. This is everything in the gym. Buy and try pull pushdowns. Dumbbell front squats.

Starting point is 01:08:53 High-low kettlebell swings. Prone back extensions on the bench. That's circuit two. Finishers, Dave. Are you ready for the finishers? Oh, I can't wait. I thought he didn't do that. To exhaustion. Pull-ups.

Starting point is 01:09:04 Bench. Push-ups. This seems unnecessary. What is he trying to prove? That he's not 5'7"? He must have a nice home gym. He must work out. That's like the Rock schedule, man.

Starting point is 01:09:19 The picture of the guy in the back of this picture. Yeah, but the Rock's entire brand is based on being a huge person, so he needs to upkeep that. Wahlberg's brand is not being jacked. That's not where he makes his money. He's just fucking bossed. Hey. Hey.

Starting point is 01:09:33 Oh. Looking sad, man. Remember when he left the Super Bowl early, when the Patriots were playing the Falcons? Yeah. He said his kid had to throw up or something. Yeah, that was a lie. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:09:43 You don't leave the Super Bowl because your kid's sick. You stay. Dylan, you put him on the couch. He had a sweet, like, put a rag over his head and watched the rest of the game. Did he leave early? Don't chloroform your kid. He left early because they were getting their asses kicked. He had to work out.

Starting point is 01:09:59 28-3 for our friends in Atlanta who don't remember. I'm sorry. That's tough. I think they remember. Or friends in Atlanta who don't remember. I'm sorry. That's tough. I think they remember.

Starting point is 01:10:12 That's like a workout he had a trainer do with him once, and he did it. And now it's like, yeah, that's how I work out. No, it's not. Yeah, part of that workout was a sponsored post from a nutrition company. So he's got two sponsored posts already today. Do you think that nutrition company is the same one that does Dylan's pre-workout? Total War. Total War?

Starting point is 01:10:30 Total War. Yeah, the flavor that I bought, Zombie Blood. It's not a joke. Like an Army Hammer. It's called Zombie Blood. I have no idea what it's going to taste like. Probably like Zombie Blood. What does that taste like? Cranberry?

Starting point is 01:10:42 Cranberry? Do you think... Come on, that was a good one. Is that what Armie Hammer does? Drink zombie blood? Maybe. Maybe that's where all the confusion came from. Maybe he was just DMing with his Total...

Starting point is 01:10:54 Maybe he was DMing with Total War. Do they want to drop the bag? Yeah. Total War? Yeah. It's worth reaching out. I'll take the zombie blood before a pot if they're going to... When did supplement companies just pivot hard to

Starting point is 01:11:07 death metal album names? After Boosh wrote the... Boosh was ahead of his time with that, man. That was an all-time Boosh call. They have some weird flavors. One of them is Vice City. What is that supposed to taste like? Cocaine? You'd probably like it, actually. Maybe.

Starting point is 01:11:25 He's also sponsored by PowerPlate, which is the world's biggest vibrator. You ever use one? Yeah. They're fucking awesome. We have them at the gym. Very fun to stand on. They had one at the house we stayed in at Lily's wedding, and I pretty much just stood on the PowerPlate for hours. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:11:39 That was your workout? I was so loose. Did the officiant of that wedding just do it from a PowerPlate machine? Yeah, just sit on it and turn it on. Just shake it. What happens if you just sit on that and turn it on? Okay. You'd get a really loose hip fletcher?

Starting point is 01:11:58 Probably crap your pants. Glute? Yeah. Remember that hyper poop joke from like an hour ago? Mm-hmm. That's what happens. Okay. Don't joke from like an hour ago? Mm-hmm. That's what happens. Okay. Don't want that.

Starting point is 01:12:08 Or do you? If you're backed up. There's bar plate in that picture right there. Yeah, that's where I got it from. Okay. What? I just noticed that. I got free beer news, guys.

Starting point is 01:12:21 Let's go. BrewDog. Shots to BrewDog Brewery in Scotland. Itdog. Shots to Brewdog Brewery in Scotland. It's giving away a free four-pack to everyone in Scotland. Why? Very cool. Because this past year has been very hard. Oh, so they have a lot of leftover beers.

Starting point is 01:12:35 I don't know. But it's the biggest layup move for any beer company. They're going to get a ton of press. They already can't fulfill the demand for it. A ton of people are clicking on their website. You have to go into their website and reserve your four-pack. I love that. And they get a mailing list? Yeah. Oh, man. This is a great move by

Starting point is 01:12:50 them. Absolutely great move. Paradox, if you're listening. Yeah, I was going to say, can we inspect our Paradox shipment? They still have a problem shipping. I don't want to get into it with the beer snobs that came after me for shipping beer last time, but it's difficult. So they're sending out a four-pack?

Starting point is 01:13:06 Free four-pack. You have to claim it at your local BrewDog. Okay. I can do that. In Scotland. I would take a Tupac. Rest in peace. From Scotland.

Starting point is 01:13:17 No, we're still doing that. I just did it. They've won an Edinburgh. Oh, come on, mate. Get your four-pack. Is there any way for Christmas you can get someone at Paradox to send me the Dad Jazz German Alt Beer? Yeah, we probably should make that happen. It just looks amazing.

Starting point is 01:13:34 It's very up your alley. I know. And it's a beer that's up your alley. It's not just the title and the name. I love a good Alt Beer. Yeah, it's an Alt Beer. What's an Alt Beer? I don't really know what it is, but I had one in Michigan when we were back there. I'd seen my family over the summer, and there was a bar that just had two different ones, and I couldn't really know what it is, but I had one in Michigan when we were back there. Like, seeing my family over the summer.

Starting point is 01:13:45 And there was a bar that just had two different ones, and I couldn't stop drinking them. They were amazing. I'm unfamiliar with them. I had never heard of it. I was like, I'll try one of those. Next thing I knew, I was there every day. Didn't even see my parents. I was just blacking out on alt beers.

Starting point is 01:13:58 Jeez. Yeah. Speaking of alt beers, I tried the new Pine House. Oh, yeah. I've been wondering about that. Yeah. I've been wondering. When did you go?

Starting point is 01:14:06 I went Saturday. Saturday night? Wow. I guess the boys weren't called. It was just me and Caroline. No, we went and sat outside. It was nice. It was cold, but it was nice.

Starting point is 01:14:16 Okay. Okay. Enjoyed it. They don't have any food options besides like buffalo caramel popcorn. Oh, good. That's what I want to hear. You know what? I've always said that they don't need food options besides like buffalo caramel popcorn oh good so i want to hear you know what i've always said that they don't need food options it's it's a very aesthetically it's a a far cry from their previous haunts okay it looks like the lobby of a four seasons like a contemporary

Starting point is 01:14:41 four seasons it's very weird i i'm very confused because their pizza is what gets me in the door. When you walk in, you're just going to be like, what is this? It's interesting. Okay. I'll be going. You won't be going? Mm-mm. All right, dude.

Starting point is 01:14:57 I got some washed media news for you that Dylan already spoiled. What's up? The Mail-In Podcast. Let's go. Is now. It's for that guy earlier the mail-in podcast just with brett and kayla new hosts yeah brett and kayla you are brett uh are taking over the uh the mail-in starting this week yeah this thursday really excited about it um yeah i listened to a test episode and you guys have amazing chemistry it's gonna be really really

Starting point is 01:15:25 good i mean i'm very excited about it like i said um but yeah it was time it was time past the past the baton it just was for many reasons really but um getting younger at the position obviously and it's um it's gonna be good yeah i'm excited thank you for the opportunity i'm going to uh devote more time to that, let the OGs of Circling Back kind of take it over again. If you want to hear the detailed explanation of why this is happening, go listen to last week's episode, last week's mail-in.

Starting point is 01:15:55 We get into it pretty much off the bat, start pretty soon in the episode and explain everything. It'll make more sense. But yeah, it's happening for several reasons, and it's a good thing. Can you confirm slime cannons? Yeah. Yeah, look at the credit card statement this month, Dave,

Starting point is 01:16:11 and we might have bought too many. If that's what I mean. Okay. If there's such a thing as buying too many slime cannons. Amazon, it's a whole big thing. But yeah, excited. Kayla's great. We're going to have fun with it.

Starting point is 01:16:26 It'll be relatively the same format, but more engagement on different platforms with the mail-in, and it'll be fun. New theme song, new logo, what's going on? New logo, new theme we're working on. It's tough because you can't use copyrighted music, so I can't just do Billy Squires the Stroke every episode. We listened to that

Starting point is 01:16:45 like four times on the golf course. I need to get y'all access to the socials too. Yes please. Isn't the password just glizzy69? Dude.

Starting point is 01:16:55 Fuck. Now we have to change everything. We have to change everything. Or we can just edit that. Everybody. Son of a bitch. Patreon is now being directed to like Fulton's account now.

Starting point is 01:17:03 No people don't know that the I in glizzy is an excellent. You guys just stopped talking about it altogether. Oh, my God. Sheesh. So annoying. What are we doing? Is that it?

Starting point is 01:17:15 That'll do it. There was something about Amsterdam weed cafes are no longer accepting Americans. Oh, well, that's. I get it. What? We stink. Yeah. Yeah, they're doing a locals only thing. Europe hates Americans. That's fine. Look, I kind of get it., that's... I get it. What? We stink. Yeah. Yeah, they're doing a locals-only thing.

Starting point is 01:17:26 Europe hates Americans. That's fine. Look, I kind of get it. That's fine. I get it. Just do your thing. You guys seem cool. I'm not going to...

Starting point is 01:17:32 I understand. It's cool that weed cafes account for 33% of their coffee houses in Amsterdam. I'll say it. Amsterdam, a little overrated. We got legal weed here in a lot of places, not here. Have you been? No. Cool. That looks cool. They ride a bunch of bikes, not here. Have you been? No. Cool.

Starting point is 01:17:46 It looks cool. They ride a bunch of bikes and stuff. I'm going to go to Amsterdam and smoke weed. I smoke weed. Cool, man. Yeah. We can smoke weed here, bro. I drive my boat to work.

Starting point is 01:17:54 Oh, yeah. You spend all your time at the red light district. That's right. Yeah, that's right. They have ludicrous. Red means stop. Is it ludicrous? Drop.

Starting point is 01:18:02 Huh? Who does red light district? We in the Red Light District. I don't know. I just know that's what the Frosties are. I think you're thinking of TLC, Red Light Special. No. Fuck.

Starting point is 01:18:13 Crazy Sexy Cool. Another name for this podcast. Luda Chris. I was right. Make sure it wasn't Sean Paul. The Red Light. Yeah. Can we get out of here?

Starting point is 01:18:24 Close. Yeah, it. Yeah. Can we get out of here? Close. Yeah, it's time. All right. See you guys on tomorrow, I guess, for Bachelor. Patreon.com slash Struggling Back Podcast. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Starting point is 01:18:33 Bye. Bye.

Circling Back - Snow Days & Drinking Blood

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