Circling Back - Soft Holiday Dubs & Major Squad Announcements

Episode Date: January 2, 2024

New year, same us. How we spent our Holiday Breaks in Fun, the lads absolutely doing NUMBERS on Twitter, overrated Bama, Epstein list, Dave Dutton, Will needs some new home help, the Texas fan in NOLA who (allegedly) made a messy in his pants, and more. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (11:00) Recapping This Holiday In Fun (34:12) The Boys Just Doing Numbers on Twitter Over Break (46:34) Major Dave Announcement  (58:12) Will Needs Home Advice (1:07:10) Texas Ass Sweat Man Gets Vindicated in NOLA Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rocket Money: www.rocketmoney.com/circling  Fitbod: www.fitbod.me/steam (25% off) Nutrafol: www.nutrafol.com/men (CIRCLING for $15 off) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the Wash Media Headquarters in Austin, Texas. My name's Will DeFreeze. To my left, David Ruff. Dude, man, this is going to distract me, but they just released the list. Have you seen some of the names on this list, the Epstein list? No. This is not good at all. Perfect timing right as we hit record. Yeah, this is crazy.

Fucking Efron. Really? Zac Efron. Peter Dinklage. Really? good at all what perfect timing right as we hit record yeah that's crazy crazy effron really uh Zach Efron Peter dinklage really the dink man Hemsworth oh what hold up dude Lil Esco's on there oh wait this this isn't this isn't the right one this is fake news Matty B's on there isn't a little let's go the one who told me to get my drip up yeah that kid man do you think Matty B's gonna be on the Epstein list probably didn't he have like a gucci pillow around his neck like a gucci flight probably dude yeah airplane pillow i'm not saying i mean obviously the reason maddie b got famous because he's got bars but like i think another thing that helped him was just the pure production budget that his parents had the entire time sure yeah i don't think he got by on

just pure talent alone speaking of people who don he got by on just pure talent alone. Speaking of people who don't get by on just pure talent alone, Dylan Chivary. Wow, thank you. Very happy to be here. First pod, first episode of the new year. Happy New Year. Let me be the first. Happy New Year to you all. Hey, Dylan, Happy New Year, dude. You probably think I'm just, I'm like in such a

shit, sad mood because of my horns, and I'm okay. I'm okay, which is good good i made the playoff you know it was a good season dave i thought you'd be more upset walking in the studio today yeah i'm okay yeah you you weren't really too phased uh when we started talking this morning yeah i was almost there i'm very very surprised pleasantly surprised at how my my super longhorn friends my my longhorn super fans put differently uh have taken this loss they're like well you know it's a good season you can't you can't rag on texas

five and seven two seasons ago oh i had a chance to win yeah uh would have been one of the biggest beefing chunkings you've ever seen it was a situation there at the end davy but we're in spirits are good okay they're not you know they're not they're not bad okay does it bother you that mcconaughey is not only like on the sideline but he's actually interacting with players who are like playing a pivotal role in the game i like it i don't know why it's just it's just a little much it's like imagine he's coming off the field after they don't know who after giving up six like oh m, you're like, oh, McConaughey's there. You're like, oh, this is – okay. He's not as big of a deal to kids of that generation.

But he's technically on staff. The University of Texas has him on staff. So it's not like just some random celeb is just walking down the sideline. He actually, technically speaking, has a place there, which is weird. He's a minister of culture, which is not a real title. What if he's on the flight log? Ooh, I don't know. I don't know.

Do not. That's the thing. If I had to put money on it, I don't think McConaughey's on there. I've never heard any smoke from that. No, I'm just saying that would really devastate the program. Yeah. But simply having your name on the log is not exactly like incriminating. What if Arch Manning's on there?

Ooh, that would be tough. Dude, he looks so young. He does. He's got a baby face. He needs to grow some whiskers or something. Did you think he was going to get some run yesterday? I thought that yours may have been concussed. His head bounced off the turf.

And he actually weirdly played better after it. Yeah, he's got some sense knocked into him. Yeah, that third quarter, not great. No, not great for anybody unless you're a washington fan man well i know you're you're bummed about your tie but i know you're pumped about your wolverines man yeah yeah you know it's uh it's a double-edged sword david people made the the mistake that you know they don't often make and a lot of people were overrating bam on this saying that you know even though they were not favored in Vegas,

that they were going to put it to Michigan. And you just can't over... People famously underrate Bama all the time, but I think we reached an overrate part of the season last night. I was... Yeah, Michigan has a surprisingly great defense. I knew they were good. I didn't know they were that good.

So, hey, congrats. They don't call it the big blue wall for nothing, Dylan. I didn't know they called it good. Hey, congrats. They don't call it the big blue wall for nothing, Dylan. I didn't know they called it that. It's the big blue wall, dude. It's kind of like the green monster, but instead of being a physical wall, it's just dudes on a defensive line. Speaking of big blue balls, here's Randy. Randy.

Well, it's kind of easy when you know what the play is going to be. Yeah, I agree. Oh, there we go. Big 10 rising. Conspiracy theory. I've been on record saying that I don't care what my teams do. If they cheat to win a championship and we have to apologize after, we vacate it after, that's fine with me.

I wish the Tigers would have done steroids to win one World Series the entire time. Somebody was doing steroids. Yeah, I just wish they would have done more yeah you know like i i would have been totally fine with like a bunch of miguel cabrera stuff coming out later that he was roiding if you weren't doing roids in the late 90s you were leaving money on the table yeah like you had to do it you legit had to do it you're playing were they guys were there guys that were like micro dosing the roids just to like get like some

just tangential effects to them. Hard to say. You're doing roid gummies or nummies. Hard to say. That's the sound you make when you do a nummy. That's how you do them. All right. Yeah, happy new year. Will, happy birthday.

Hey, thank you, Randy. Oh, yeah, happy birthday, man. Yeah, dude. I need to find a funny picture of you to tweet about. No, I'm 37 today. Hey, I've got a photo of us from the last Cowboy Lion game if you want to post it. Yeah, dude. I love watching the Lions play in Dallas.

It's like my favorite thing in the world. I was thinking your lobster costume one because it makes me laugh. Yeah, it's a good one. It's a good one. We'll see about it. Yeah. I don't know. Brett brought up a good point this morning.

There's definitely something there of my birthday being January 2nd, a day when normally people have to return to school or work, and Sunday Scaries being my thing. I think it's just deep inside of me. Yeah. I think it's just in my bones. Yeah. You're cut from a different cloth. They don't make people like me anymore.

You're a dying breed. I hate to say it. It's so easy to forget that it's your birthday on January 2nd. Trust me, Dylan. Like, there's a laundry list of reasons that this is a terrible day. Like, there's,

no one wants to go out to do anything for your birthday because everyone's either doing sober January or is just absolutely tired and beaten down from having to go back to work.

You have to go back to work. It's the ultimate Monday even though today's a Tuesday. It's just not a good scene. Yeah, I'm sorry, man. Dylan, are you out Friday? I'm looking at a calendar are you taking the a long weekend for jan 6th dave come on man come on this guy's you know i don't fuck with that shit yeah this guy fucks with that shit didn't you have a flight at back don't you have a flight from dc to houston

oh that's come on man what are you doing. Come on, man. What are you doing? You might need to cancel that one. What are you doing? Oh, I found the lobster pig. Dude, it's a good pig. Here you go. I'm going to post it. Dude, I was roast clawed, people.

I'm going to post it. It was right. That's the most prepared I've ever come in with bits, like ever probably. Was that the old studio? Yeah. I kind of missed the lodge.

We cooked in the lodge, man. My phone tried to take me to the lodge the other day. I clicked on work to see what my new route would be and it took me straight miss the lodge. We cooked in the lodge, man. My phone tried to take me to the lodge the other day. I clicked on work to see what my new route would be, and it took me straight to the lodge. I was like, I don't think I want to go there. I love having to either walk upstairs or downstairs to use the alternate bathrooms because someone was always blowing up our floor.

It was always Dave, dude. No, it wasn't. You left that Corona in there, too. That was not. Oh, yeah, that was you. Those things are true. No, the executive bathroom on the second floor of the lodge was just goaded that was a scene you had double doors so you

didn't have to worry about someone knocking on the one door and like startling you they had to knock on the outside door and you were on the inside of two doors the problem with the one on our floor was that it was a a two hitter and you know it was all connected by the same door frame situation but it wasn't put together correctly so if someone went into one and shut their door and locked it it would alter your door and one of the doors didn't lock completely so your door would just slowly start to swing open so you'd have to like be cognizant of it and hold it and you just that's not what you want you're generally going in there just to kind of get, you know, do the thing,

the foul deed, but also to just kind of relax a little bit. We also had a random dude who would just listen to full audio in there. And I just, I never liked sitting there doing that. We should roll through, see what's up. It's like going in there

to listen to an Andrew Tate audio book. You can't just roll through there. Like it's owned by like a security company. The women next door loved us. They gave us free lunch all the time. They gave us KFC one time. It was so good. It's the last time I've had KFC.

I like KFC. It hit that day. I have no edits there. I miss them. Can we get some announcements out of the way, please? Yeah. First and foremost, welcome back to Circling Back. Great to have you guys here to start a new year.

We're coming up on our anniversary soon. Hmm. Oh, fast. We actually joined Twitter yesterday. Circling Back officially joined Twitter yesterday. That's our anniversary. Pretty big stuff. Go follow.

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Christmas, I spent it with the little guy and some family. I went to my dad's house. My brother, sister-in-law, and my two little nieces were there. So that was lovely. Did you go prime rib on them? We did a pot roast instead this year. Nice, dude. Burned down with the family.

That's chill. It was really good. I love prime rib. Everybody knows that about me. But this was Nice, dude. Burned down with the family. That's chill. It was really good. I love primary. Everybody knows that about me, but this was good too. Sounds like you guys really understood the assignment. Do you even freak with pot roast, dude?

I don't even know if you do. Yeah, I freak with pot roast. It'll make you two, but it's worth it. What makes you two? I don't know. We're not saying two. Two, it's my,

that's probably Will's too. That's the little kid version. Like fridge toots. Yeah, dude. We're not saying toot. Toot's my, that's probably Will's too. That's the little kid version. Like fridge toots. Yeah, dude. Fridge toots. Oh, you want to use like the better word for it? Fart? Yeah, I'm not teaching my kids fart, dude.

Let's use the classy version. Yes, toots. I got a little toot going there. Toot probably means something a lot different to you. In what way? Is that, it's a cocaine thing? Why are you touching your nose? in what way is that it's a cocaine thing why are you touching your nose

just a little tooter do people call it that I don't know it's not like I ever ran in circles when people were doing this shit oh okay why would you run in circles I've never done coke

I wouldn't know seems pointless it's like I got that dog in me it's true yeah so Christmas was chill I had pretty got the zoomies I had a very low key break man

I didn't a lot of dog walks. A lot of just chilling. I slept in a bunch. Will told Landry to delete his dog walking Michigan tweet. Everybody in the group was like, what's the tweet?

I realized that after I sent, I said, Landry, delete your tweet about how Michigan was going to get run by Bama. I was worried that everyone in the the group text was going to think that he tweeted something like racist or something and he needed to take it down uh new year's eve i stayed in i drank wine and i did laundry and and i watched fargo and it was honestly pretty nice i know that sounds lame as hell but pgp no dude the older you get the older you get the better it feels to like intentionally stay home for new year's these people who spend like 175 bucks you know covered charge to go to

some hotel bar and and then spend another 300 there it's like no thanks that's not for me i don't even yeah that's not your kind of fun i don't even know those people it's fine i'd rather just chill so that's what i did then i I watched some football and, you know, that was okay. What football do you watch? I don't, I'm sorry. I don't need to know. Yeah. Here we are, man.

What about you jerks? Dave made a fucking prime rib, dude. What? Oh, Dave brought me the gift of a Peter Miller shirt, which is very nice of you, Dave. Would have been cool if it was fucking roback well yeah but it was still very i gave some roback his christmas gifts this year went great yeah it was a great i did too yep my dad scooped a wilmons polo yeah my brother-in-law scooped some stuff it was just it was good for everybody what did i so when was last time we were in here pre christmas so what did i do i'm gonna save what i really did for oh yeah you have a big announcement

today big announcement it's gonna probably change the dynamic of this show um but we'll have to let that so you want testosterone no does it look like dude i feel so let's get a tea guy in the studio i need inject us live i would i would absolutely take it dude this sleep this lack of sleep is tanking my tea let's get a two for one deal i don't know if they do that somebody might i don't know um we'll just start with christmas eve um we stayed here for christ. I was home for Christmas. Um, we didn't know we had a, uh, our son, our son, uh, Sammy, he was only like three weeks old. Like, well, we don't want to travel up to the Dallas area. So I get it. We stayed here and I did Christmas, just, uh,

kids, dog and wife and, um, did a, felt a little upset, not upset. We were, I was a little at home sick. So we did, uh, something. My parents always do Italian food. Not upset. We were – I was a little at home sick. So we did something – my parents always do Italian food on Christmas Eve. We don't do seven fishes. Is that a thing? Because like we've had lasagna every Christmas Eve that I've ever been down in Texas. I think it is a thing. I didn't realize it was a thing.

I thought it was just a thing that we did. And then I realized a lot of people do it i'm fine so i think people just do that um much how like uh our friends in the jewish community will do chinese food on christmas eve i believe is that right getting no help here i think that's right sure yeah it sounds right i don't know if it's christmas eve christmas day whatever um but i did uh i did some uh short braised short rib manicotti so i did like the ragu sauce and i did it uh on some manicotti i've never made manicotti basically it's very similar to the enchilada of the italian world stuff it with the cheese mix and whatnot okay quite delightful that was good That was good. They're almost like, it's almost like,

I don't fucking know. It's tubes. It's tubes. What's the Italian dessert that Tony Soprano always got? It's like, yeah, it's like a meat sauce cannoli.

It was very good. Yeah. And I'm very happy with how it turned out. The sauce was very good. Manicotti, I could have done a little bit better,

but whatever. You're not hooking the boys up with the gift of manicotti? I gave some to my neighbor. He fell off his bike. Like Biden style? He broke two ribs. Sorry to your neighbor. That's really devastating.

But now whenever I hear someone falls off a bike, I just go to Biden just like eating it. It's a top 10. I don't know. Was that 2023? It's a top 10 video. Whatever year it was. He straight biffed it, dude. No, this was like- He fell out of whatever year it was. He straight biffed it, dude. No, this was like.

He fell out of frame of the video. What a biffing. He's like a senior citizen cyclist. I probably didn't need to describe it that way, but he cycles, but he is older. He's like, you know, like our parents' age. And yeah, he like hit a pothole, doesn't remember it, woke up, and there was like strangers in an ambulance. He broke, cracked two ribs.

He's good now. He got the gift of uh medicati you're just fine uh i got something that'll hit the spot rub some short rib ragu on that and you'll be just fine there's some acid reflux to pair with those broken ribs yeah um yeah now you get to push on the toilet later tonight okay yeah i imagine that would hurt with the ribs yeah you're right the straining yeah it's like when i got hernia surgery that was like going to the bathroom was the worst part well chris we did christmas celebrated that it was delightful um only had to i really

only had to wrap a couple gifts um i think i am by far the worst Christmas gift wrapper of the three of us. I can see that. Maybe we'll do a little something with that. My performance this year was garbage. It's just trash, dude. We wrapped everything this year, though. Really? I'm a wrap everything household.

Some of the stuff was unwrappable. I put together a large radio flyer wagon, just a classic red wagon, which was a little bit more difficult than it should have been. But like we weren't wrapping that. Instead, we put some toys in that. Oh, that's good. That's good. Very cute.

It was great. Man, it was a great Christmas. And then we did two other Christmases. My parents came down. My sister's family came down And then we did two other Christmases. My parents came down, my sister's family came down. My in-laws are coming down today. We're just, it's just never ends. So Rhodes, my son, he'll be three at the end of this month. He thinks that Christmas is just like, he's like, oh, well this is, this is Christmas now. It's just like the next year is this, we're going to be doing this. Did it click with him like more on Christmas day?

Fritz isn't really getting it, which I'm with i don't really know what what he understands what he doesn't like he understands santa but i don't think he gets like he doesn't connect that his behavior is um somehow part of the deal like hey you gotta be good here this happens he just thinks it's gonna happen come easy to him which isn't a good thing long term but new year's eve stayed in uh more on that later um big showing okay coming up pretty excited i forgot to mention one of one of parks's uh christmas gifts that he got from his grandparents parks got a cow for christmas is he all cattle no hat you got a cow that's uh pregnant actually so he'll soon have two cows. Dude, that's what's up! Yeah. He's a cattle man. He is.

They will live at the ranch, and he has a cow, and it's like an investment thing. Of course, the idea is that more cows will join the mix. Can a player scoop a cow? And then what, do they slaughter him? Yeah, are they going to eat this thing?

Maybe. They can sell him. Yeah,, yeah, sell him to be slaughtered. It depends. What if he gets attached to it? Then, I don't know. He's already named it. What is it? Bonnie. That's cool.

That's a good name for it. It's a good cow name, right? Yeah, I like that. I like that. That's classic. And so, yeah, Parks has a cow now. That's my cow. You do your cow.

That's better than mine hey park they don't talk they don't speak english welcome to the ranch rainy do you have a cow song they don't really do it they don't that was terrible no I know as a kid they knew. All right, off mic count. Ready? That's fucking good, dude. That was pretty good. That's what a cow sounds like. Yeah. I don't know if I have it. That's a cow that's giving birth. That's my neighbor after eating my manicotti.

Yeah, I was going to say. That cow's trying to pass something. Damn, that makes everyone else's gifts look like shit. You got a fucking cow. I want a cow. Yeah, we did not give a living gift. It took me about 10 minutes to convince him that he's getting an actual cow. He thought it was like a joke or there was a-

A Chick-fil-A bit. Yeah. Like it was a metaphor for something. I was like, no, dude, it's just a- It's a cow, man. Clearing lack of mammals in our christmases yeah sorry yeah i didn't give any mammals out this year yeah well that's a miss dude all the grandkids got one by the way it's like the whole little community of cattle

tell them oh fuck forgot i went to the zoo how'd that go for you dude went to the austin zoo i posted a pic from it um yeah i they sneaky have lions and shit there it's it's a very small zoo if you are you know from a big city like san diego zoo fort war zoo even dallas zoo um you'll you'll be like wait what this is tiny but they do have they do punch above their weight a little bit they've got they've got lions they have a bengal tiger love a tiger they've got uh two gray wolves they've got the fucking giant box tortoise the huge ones that look and they're probably like 100 they don't know how old they are but they're probably like 90 years old dude they could live forever they're fucking sick you just don't know. That's an alligator. They scared Rhodes.

Rhodes thinks they're dinosaurs. And I was like, you know what, man? That's the closest thing we got. That's pretty cute. Yeah. Closest thing we got. He called them a turtle and some little fucker, like a little bit older than him was like, ah, it's a tortoise.

Oh, I would have put that kid's face in the tank. Dude, I would have zipped him up. Hey, little bud. Fucking L season. I would have zipped that little kid up. that kid would have taken a hard l if i was around little fucker yeah don't come at roads oh yeah you little bitch stuff him in a locker yeah and then uh yeah it was uh two of one of the there's two like like brothers and one of them's names gelato the lions and um it's pretty italian i don't know but it was their birthday one of those italian breeds they did a

they did a birthday party we just happened to be there that's sweet gelato the lion it was fucking sick they give them like some extra they give them like prime rib no i didn't give them prime they give him manicotti i brought some that's even better you brought it you brought a tray manicotti to the to gelato gelato's birthday yeah that's cute it's a gift did they sing happy birthday for him the news hey the fucking news was there really yeah dude i saw a big camera it turns out they did a thing it's their 10th birthday. Did they interview you? There's a splash zone outside the line thing. That's a good line, Dan.

There's a sign that says, if you stand this close, you might get sprayed with pee-pee. Oh, yeah. So you might get fake Trump taped. Facts. Remember the pee-pee tape? Yeah, I don't know. Never came out.

It actually happened. Turns out it was fake. Fake news. That's a good one. keep no that's all i have well man dude i was raised in the lion's den oh you were a predator dude you were raised by lions yeah dude i will fuck your shit up you're cut from a different cloth they don't make men like me anymore no you're a dying breed that crazy. Why is that clip just going viral again? It's big content guy.

I had the least relaxing break of all time. You know, when your company decides to take a week off between Christmas and New Year's to refresh and recharge the batteries, I did the exact opposite. We chose to move our entire place to a new place. Not ideal. So, enjoyed Christmasmas got a ps5 i've acquired a ps5 i don't know uh when i'm gonna play it i have not unboxed it yet uh i i'm i've got a situation unfolding but yeah it's i might i might do it today as if it's like my birthday

present you need to drop in and zip some fuckers up with us. I'm going to zip some fuckers up, dude. I'm excited about that. But yeah, I just did the move, dude. It's just the worst thing in the world. You guys ever heard of this Bronx? Well, first of all, Sally refused to get the hunks. It's probably good for you, honestly.

I mean, luckily for us, the dudes that we had were hunks anyway, so it doesn't really matter. Massive L. We had two dudes. It was really convenient because both the dudes we had, their names were Reggie. Both of them? Yeah. I was like, oh, that's great.

They're doing a bit. No, I think it was a father and son tandem. You've never seen two Reggies together. But I was like, that's great. This makes my life really easy. Did they bleed on your furniture? No, they did scuff up a wall, which was not ideal.

That happens. They did break a photo, but we can get past that. Let us photograph. Is that what they said when they broke it? No, no. In fact, they didn't say anything and they did break a photo but you know we can get past that look at this photograph that's what they said when they broke it no no in fact they didn't say anything and they just ran out and then uh didn't confront anything that's the move i mean they did they did a great job no no no actual complaints from my those fuckers broke my tv i'm pretty sure remember that shit was probably the one that you tried to uh you tried to uh mount and it fell off no that

one just broke broke this i do have some TVs to mount, Dylan. This one's sneaky broke. Yeah, why did you say... You need to make that right with him about the TV mounting. I got a question. Am I a joke to you? No, dude. Here's the thing.

Okay, so I put in the group text, does anyone know any good TV mounters in Austin, Texas? Group text with me in it. The reason I did this was because I don't want to assume that you just want to come over and mount my televisions so i was kind of doing in a joking way to be like hey i actually do need you but i'm not just asking you to like help me do something really annoying so with this guy i gotta tell you it starts as like hey come mount the tv and he's always wanting to

turn into a goon sesh he always is here's where i land on it i I am happy to do it. I've done it for friends before. I'm happy to do it again. I enjoy doing it almost. But I don't want you to feel obligated because we're friends to use me. You can get a professional job done and it won't hurt my feelings. I need it done. I'm happy to do it though. I have numerous TVs that need mounting. Well, I can do it. Have you ever mounted a frame before i haven't i think it should be pretty straightforward for you okay i have not but i i'm just not built like that i can i can hang photos i can do a french cleat on that wall for you do the thing again hey hang photos gonna hang a photograph that's good that's good good it's good it's good gonna go to will's goon

cave on uh on new year's eve i had the pleasure of going over to my in-laws house who are now our pretty close neighbors and so uh we went over to a sally's sister and her husband's house uh we're just we're just making uh small um we're just making small whiskey Cokes now. You're microdosing whiskey. We're microdosing whiskey Cokes in 2024. You don't see that. I don't know why we did this, but we were just drinking tiny whiskey Cokes all night with just pretty much like two shots of whiskey and a splash of Coke. And I think I'm all in on tiny

whiskey Cokes for the remainder of the year. Sounds kind of lit. It was very lit. And then I celebrated it by going home and just watching YouTube videos as the ball dropped in various cities. Did you know that you can watch YouTube on your smart TV? You can, yeah. What? You can download the application for your smart TV.

You can. I did. I was really looking forward to moving in. And we had an internet issue. There's something that someone cut a cord they weren't supposed to cut when they were redoing the house that we moved into. And one of the issues that we're having, or we were having was that they had to replace that.

And they told me it was going to be about two to three days. I was like, dude, I have a lot of football to watch. Like there's major games and I can't just have no internet in this household. They ended up fixing it very quickly. Shout out Google Fiber. Unreal service from Google F fiber uh everyone did it with a smile on their face but then i got to christen my new place by watching the the dallas cowboys play the uh the detroit lions um do you guys watch this game at all some of it yeah oh yeah do you guys like what you saw yeah man there's a lot to like. Detroit's a good team.

Got to watch Jimmy Johnson go into the ring. Great hair. Hall of Fame hair. Oh, my God. I cried. I don't care. Damn. What about you?

Did you cry? I was pretty upset. Why? Because I pre-gamed all day getting ready for that game. I pre-gamed pretty much all day just watching the picked up Pettigrew flag from the 2015 playoffs. So I was just like already kind of chomping at the bit and just getting angry at the Dallas Cowboys.

And then when that two-point conversion went down the way that it went down, it was just heartbreaking. You know, had Mark Wahlberg been out there, it wouldn't have gone down. It would have gone way differently. It have gone different you got mark walberg would have checked in for sure where does he line up he would have changed walberg he's just deuce von back then yeah i don't know what he would have been doing he's kind of tiny but uh yeah so i got to go go to bed angry my first night in the new crib that's okay though that's okay though i think they're going to use this as a springboard to get angry and and uh go back to dallas at some point i would have simply checked in harder

yeah like hey for real me this guy right here that's a bad look for the zebras okay but okay you get pushed back to the seven why not just kick you're gonna be like all right look you're pot committed at that point dude you're You're pot committed. I respect it. You've already tried to run two plays. You've got to go back and do it again. I was ready to be like,

you know what? Sucks we lost that game, but I've got to respect Dan Campbell. I had no doubts that they were going to get the two-point conversion from the seven.

I thought they were 100% going to get it and it wasn't going to matter and this was going to be the team of destiny. Got to say, though, still 23 seconds on the clock, and you have probably the best kicker in the league who's good up to 65, 70 yards if you really want to be. According to him, 70 yards is in range.

Just saying, there's a lot of game left. I don't like getting invested in the Detroit Lions because traditionally it has not worked out very well. And so it's just not a fun time. I'm trying to get not invested. I'm trying to have the opposite of diamond hands. You're divesting. Yeah.

I don't want diamond hands with these Lions anymore. Oh, okay. He's not going to hodl. No hodling. You know, tough losses, Bama, Detroit Lions. We will endure. You'll be fine. You still got your Wolverines, man. Yeah, yeah. We got them. We got them fine. You still got your Wolverines, man.

Yeah, yeah. We got them. We got them, I guess. My Huskies, though. Fuck you. Dylan walked in the office today and he said something. He said, hey, does anyone have any Nutrafol that they're not using? I did say that.

I'd like a little. I didn't even know that they were on the list today. You had no clue that they were on there today. Your hair might be thinning. Not talking directly to you, Dylan, but this could be. It is a bit, so you can. No, my hair, I have to say,

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promo code circling. I'd like to talk real quick about the boys. Talk about us. We famously, I don't know, Dave, have you taken the dive? Are you paying Epic Man yet? No, I'm not paying Epic Man. Wow, you're on that organic shit.

He hasn't run his masterful gambit on you and gotten you to pay him money yet? Did you see Epic Man was at New Year's Eve with the Tellers? Yes. Alyssa was like, did she just hang out with like – I was like, yeah, I guess. I feel like Elon shows up to a party that Miles Teller and Sean White are at and everyone's like, yeah, Elon's here, so we kind of have to be cool with him. But at the same time, don't tell him where we're going after. Yeah, that's the vibe I got. Don't tell him where we're going after.

That's the vibe I got. Can I just say that I'm really proud of the boys for doing absolute numbers on the Twitter this week? There was some cooking going on. Like, what's going on? Do you think, Dylan, do you think paying the Twitter man has launched our shit into the thing? Because I feel like we're doing more views than ever yeah i i do think so um it's it's getting served up to on the for you page i think i saw some people on uh on reddit giving us some shit about paying no no i thought i felt like that was a positive threat i think i think people understand

um but we should also get credit for being transparent about it. There was no checkmark yet. We owned it. Money on the table here by not paying? Like, would I have made $7 from this tweet? I don't know. I had a couple viral tweets, and I got paid. I've been paid twice from Twitter now.

I've been made $21 in total. You know that meme where that kid says, you guys are getting paid for this? I'm not getting paid. What do you mean? I'm not getting paid for shit. You should be. Maybe you have to opt into some shit or something.

I don't know. Y'all, it's the $21 that I've made has gone to the Wash Media bank account. Well, thank you. That's very generous. It's for the homies. Everyone's eating. If anyone wants to go buy a four-pack of Guinness,

I'll drink one of them. Yeah, I'm doing some numbers right now. I mean, you have you well one did you not tweet between december 25th and january 1st dylan do you just take the week off dog yeah okay decompressing i was and then you just came back with uh with just uh two absolute hitters yeah a couple haymakers landed when i got back in in the ring you're football guy yeah yeah for sure look at this guy he's doing he's doing 1.7 million views on these, Dave. That's what's up, dog.

Wait, on individually or combined? Combined. Individually. No, individually. You had your Cameron Ward one, dude. One of them's 1.3. Is that how you're going to announce your transfer portal thing to Barstool? That video was hilarious.

Why not just tweet or something? A five-second video to announce that he's going to the draft. It's great. Scouts will like that. Yeah. He's all business. Yeah. It's just pure efficiency.

Just wearing a hoodie, shorts. Like, fuck it. Yeah. Yeah, I respect that. I am not at the Millie mark. And I think had I paid, I might have been able to. Dave, had you paid, you would have been at the Millie mark for sure. mark and i think had i paid i might have been able to dave had you paid you would have been at the milli mark for sure but for a tweet that i've honestly probably repackaged like

every new year's eve for the last five years uh yeah i'll take it it's fine i have a tweet going off right currently like all my notifications are just these frogs crawling around on stage right now what is that from it's. Are you guys familiar with the band Phish? Heard of them, yeah. I don't... So I did something weird during our move. During a move... Have you guys ever worked at a retail store ever?

No, we're at Subway. Okay. Yeah, singular wireless. The worst thing about working at a retail store is doing inventory. But anytime I ever had to do inventory back in the day, I'd always just choose like one thing and like, and be like, okay, I'm going to listen to like only this band for a little bit while we do this,

just to like chew on something, just to, to change my mindset, distract myself. So when we did our move, I was like, I'm going to see what all the fuss is about. I had been, I've been to a fish show. I enjoyed it. I, uh, I don't actively listen to fish very often. You like Trey? Trey's fine. And so when we were moving, I was like, I'm going to listen to fish.

They have their entire Madison Square Garden, four shows that they do leading up to the new year. They've got the sphere shows. Like all the fish fans are really mean to goose people. So I just want to know what's up. And so I just listened to fish for like a week straight to see what the the hullabaloo is all about and they did they did this performance of i don't even describing it's going to be really weird so i'm not even going to try to but they had a monumental concert on new year's eve where they just had a bunch of frog dudes come out on the on the floor and just get wild with it it was

a good tweet dude imagine being there being there on CBD and seeing that. If you took one CBD and saw these things just going around, dude. Are those real frogs? I'm not going to the sphere to go see fish, though. I'm not taking that dive. Why not? Because I don't really want to. You were talking about a big game.

Yeah, but then the dead and cold rumors popped up. I'm not going to double sphere it, dude. That's too much sphere. That's right. That's a lot of spearing. Dude, I only get one sphere per year. You can't be the guy who goes like season tickets to the sphere. That'd be sick, actually.

Are you going to go to the Dead & Co? If I can get tickets, man. You know there's bad seats in there? There's some block. There's some, yeah. Yeah. I went online to see what, I didn't, I wasn't trying to buy tickets for the Fish Sphere shows, but I wanted to go see what they were reselling for.

And the ones that were actually not jaw-dropping were all obstructed view. Not ideal. Have you ever sat somewhere with an obstructed view? Ball game. Have you seen the guy on Twitter who just goes to stadiums and finds the most obstructed view and sits there? It's a good bit. It's so stupid. It's a good bit.

I had a somewhat obstructed view when we went to the Chelseasea soccer game in london we had a huge we just had a huge overhang so i could see the entire field which is good but i couldn't see the atmosphere throughout the entire like like stadium that's just kind of a bummer yeah yeah obstruction dude what are we gonna do about it no that's that's a bummer i've had that at uh the ballpark before not great what do we got to do we going to do about it? No, that's a bummer. I've had that at the ballpark before. Not great. What do we got to do? We need to send you in the stratosphere, Dave. I might up a tier, man. No, you don't need to up a tier.

Get that more exposure. Can you do that? Is there a different tier? Is there a thing? I think there are three tiers you pay for. I'm thinking about getting a tier on my tattoo on my face, actually. I think the one I'm on, you can't even get a check mark. What's the lowest tier?

The Randy tier? Yeah, the bottom tier. The Randy tier is the bottom tier. Yeah, the free tier. The bottom tier, though. You get that big ass. The lowest paid tier is like $4. Why is it called the little St. Randy tier?

We got a good pledge class coming in, though, so we're getting a tier. No, we get that pipeline. We get that Jesuit pipeline. Doing a frat play. They got some good guys yeah for sure that kid was valedictorian you know the one's dad yeah that fucking dork his dad owns that mineral company yeah dork yeah do you get do you actively try to recruit a couple dorks to get your gpa up and stuff no no you just gotta have this lie on your grades you gotta have that w

riz okay that's all that matters facts for real i think charlie's more frat than fritz at this point well he's an infant yeah so it's hard to really know it is frat it is frat to just make messy in your nappy yeah it is frat yeah you're just so like whatever i'm just gonna piss myself yeah dude i'm just gonna fucking drink until i fucking piss myself seeing yourself is frat is dumping beard on your pants frat absolutely it is does he do that did you guys do any pants beers at christmas dinner just two i wasn't really feeling it yeah i don't like doing it with the christmas sales as much it stains your pants more than just light beers that's a good point yeah be careful if you do it with an ipa why just be careful okay you ever done too much gold bond

no i was drinking a canadian move on what were you saying what were you saying did you guys do the dawn on your balls thing pled pledging who's the dawn dawn veto dawn dish soap big balls oh that's okay well i wouldn't do it no what do you do no i think i mentioned this before no i don't think you have so there was there was an ongoing archivist has heard this before there was an ongoing hazing ritual over the years where you take dawn dish soap and you're supposed to like rub it on your balls and leave it there and it starts to burn really really badly after a while and and we had to do that and it was uh really miserable actually it really hurts your balls turn like bright red

after a while it was a whole thing it was how long do you have to go? I think I had to leave it on for like 30 minutes to an hour, something like that. Have you ever done Gold Bond immediately upon getting out of the shower? Yeah. I didn't know this was a thing. And it was my freshman year in college. And I was a big Gold Bond fan because we'd always do it on the soccer bus. And I was like trying to get fresh after a shower in my dorm.

And I tossed on some triple strength. Do not apply it to wet surfaces it is the it is so painful for about five minutes for five minutes it just burns burns yeah you'll wonder if you did something wrong you're like was i not supposed to do what i did there did i get the tainted gold bond oh you can't get on the taint that's good no it's triple strength though that that that turquoise container that tiffany blue container you got to be careful with that one it'll burn your nuts right off you don't want that no hey did you see so my my tweet i i found this funny it may not be that funny but um it was about chris it was just a you know chris collinsworth and tariko were wearing

tuxedos because it was uh saturday night or whatever so they're they're wearing tuxedos doing the cowboy game was it the cowboy game yeah no this is new year's eve sorry my head's all foggy what night was that the collinsworth torico game i don't i don't know okay it was new year's it must be new year's eve yeah sure new year's eve and uh so i tweeted this photo of collinsworth just kind of looking just looks you know it's a bad photo of him looking like shit in his tux and i said uh yeah at the 200 hotel party waiting 30 minutes for a drink and talking to zero chicks i think it's very relatable i was a con that was a trope on pgp we would often be talk about how new year's eve is always a letdown that's part of the reason why. Anyway, some guy responded to it riding for Collinsworth as if I was actually dissing Collinsworth, which he just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

You hate Chris Collinsworth. He goes, Collinsworth, not his name, is 6'5", wealthy, been a winner his whole life. Guarantee he got more than his fair share of women dot dot dot and the responses to that guy okay the random strangers who just hopped in said uh bro you're giving him schlop like he does my homes insane glazing yeah it's just my favorite there's there's an account that's like that points out glazing like that and it's really funny he's not gonna fuck you, bro. And then the last one, if you're going to swallow him, at least spell his name correctly.

Why do people feel the need to come to the defense of celebs who don't even know that the tweet even exists to begin with? The tweet isn't about him. I don't know. Why are you sending away to that AI girl? I understand Chris Collinsworth has been quite successful. I would trade portfolios with him right now. Is he the most successful Chris to not have an H in his name? Chris Carter? Kringle?

Pratt. What? Are you talking about the first name? Who's more successful, Chris Carter or Chris Collinsworth? Collinsworth. Collinsworth had the career after football. Yeah. Chris Carter.

So is Carter, but. He's got his. Go net worth. I bet Chris Carter made more money in the league. Definitely did. Oh, yeah. Collinsworth made money

in like the 80s in the league. Oh, yeah. Probably spent it on another cocaine play there. You fucking know. You've been down that road. Says Collinsworth

is worth 25 million. Says Carter's worth 20 million. Damn. gotta wonder though like those that those numbers can fluctuate with a good or bad day on the stock market you know insane glazing dude that's when you sent us that masterful glazing sir i didn't know that was in response to your tweet when you sent us i thought you just found like a random conversation no what's the account that exposes the glazing it's just like uh i think it's like insane glazing or like something like that i could be wrong i'll try to find it okay dave do you have a major announcement you'd like to bring to the class

did a lot of things over the the break i did a prime rib for uh new year's eve turned out quite well. I was very jealous of your prime rib, Dave. Can I expose myself real quick? Please. Let's see that gold bond. I didn't know that that's what prime ribs looked like when you made them. Dave sent me a photo of his prime rib.

He gave me the gift of a photo of his prime rib. And I said, that looks amazing, but what is that? Yeah, you kind of – It was a kind of confession. The little ribs, the beef ribs under it, you kind of set it upon that to act as like a little rack because I did mine in a cast iron skillet, seared it on the stovetop, and then did it in the oven.

Got to say, it wasn't all that difficult. What were the accoutrements i mean you guys hit him with the creamy horseradish or anything i did we did i just did horseradish and prime rib i'm probably gonna eat some for lunch too sounds like can a player like riding your car with you to your place and we got some it wasn't a big big roast it was gonna feed the squad i'm going pesco a week from today are you really yeah all right we'll see if we can get some meat in you meat week so i did that great we'll do that again maybe for easter or something who knows but i did something else over the last couple weeks really um okay you mentioned uh you mentioned you guys got your son a cow made me think of. Made me think of when the Duttons got their grandson a horse, and he's got to train him

and break him and stuff, and then he gets kidnapped by the Beck brothers. Yeah, I'm watching Yellowstone. Stop. Stop watching Yellowstone, dude. But how far are you? Hold on, hold on. This is where it gets weird. You started 1812?

I started like three episodes into season two. And I'm probably not going to go back and watch season one. You went non-helicopter budget for the first episode? Yellowstone is the most entertaining, terrible show you're ever going to watch. Once I realized that this was not going to be some prestige television show like Succession or something. Once I realized that they had like the dips and the turns that like these like other shows have that's what i like was like okay i need to stop having such a high bar for this show they they've been in numerous gunfights with like automatic weapons like they're ranchers they just murder people and never confronted again they're all murderers the

whole family so okay so season two a few things have happened. I started watching when, spoilers, when Jamie decides to rather pathetically kill a journalist. Yes. And he does it in the least, he pushes your head and then he finishes the job. He's a squid. He's a squid. He's a squid. They're all just zipping people up left and right. Yeah, the guy's got some bodies on his ledge.

Randy, am I wrong? That's facts. How bad do you need to protect this lake? How much blood needs to spill? It's so stupid. It's a very beautiful piece of property. Get a payday, though. Get a little payday.

The best part of the show is the scenery because it's beautiful. You know, most of it's filmed in Utah. I understand. Facts. They do a lot. They still do some in Montana because my sister will randomly be like, oh, yep, Yellowstone shooting today.

Stop zipping up everyone. Well, so yeah. So I was like, well, I got it. I watched that episode with Alyssa and I was like, well, I got to keep watching. So I kept watching it. That scenario, Jamie killing that person was like what made me get away from

the show because i was like uh so i need to check out season one maybe i'll do that after i watch the rest of it what's the the main cowboy's name that you kind of resemble but yeah no no which is rip rip you know his venny from days of confused i do know that yeah his role of uh if you're gonna fight anyone on this ranch it's gonna be me is the dumbest fucking thing i wouldn't i wouldn't want to fight him you see two people fighting all right now i gotta fight me it's like what people got shot in the belly he took one to the belly and then like two days later was just out and about like fighting people probably beth beth was uh like one one more punch from her deathbed and uh like a day later she's drinking vodka milkshakes just walking around the ranch just one more punch from her deathbed and

a day later she's drinking vodka milkshakes just walking around the ranch just telling Jamie he should kill himself. Fuck you, Jamie. She's at a bar. Hey, Jamie. Okay. Why don't you fucking die? Jamie does suck and should be in jail and all that, but she just takes her time. She's like, hey,

just wanted to stop in here and say hi and be like, one day you're going to stop in here say hi and be like i hope one day you're you're gonna you're gonna find somebody who loves you and um i'm gonna kill that yeah or she's sitting at like a hotel bar and some random like nice guy walks in the hay can't buy you a drink and she just like eviscerates him she's like well you're a piece of shit so the uh i hate you to hope you die go away i'm into it though what's the hot dutton what's the hot dutton casey casey so casey's wife girlfriend that's now living with them on the ranch she goes into town she's like i'm gonna go by the way she's she's very very gorgeous to me and she's down to bang in front of wolves that's oh and this is that season one i

don't know you got to catch that scene i think that might have been season three i saw a bathtub scene well oh there's a that's why i like beth she goes into town and she's gonna do some shopping she goes into this one little boutique store and they're profiling her you know because i believe she's native american and they're like oh god college student or whatever oh native american she's gonna be stealing stuff so they set up this whole thing where they call the police the woman who owns the store is like shoplifter they lock her in and she calls beth beth comes down there you remember this one yeah i do and it's not just like beth's like hey i'm a dutton she's with us thanks guys sorry about the misunderstanding we're gonna lock the door and um i'm going to I'm going to fuck up your store.

Also, you're going to strip down. You're wearing Spanx. I'm going to make fun of you for wearing Spanx, even though I think most people are wearing Spanx in 2023. Yeah. We don't have Spanx shame on this podcast. Yeah, the cops show up. And they're like, well, Beth, you can't fucking do this.

Yeah, well, she did. And she just humiliates this woman. And it goes on for way too long. You're like, like dude can we just move on to something else can we just go uh i don't know i the only thing that would make this show better is if maybe um we utilized our limited authority under the like land commissioner uh power that we have or whatever that what's their wildlife yeah they have some authority so they print up a warrant they get a warrant and they're like you know what they kidnapped uh my grandkid we better go find the militia we better go fucking get in a gunfight

with them anything that can go wrong does and then some it's it's the most ridiculous plot line well of all time and and whenever it comes time to like go do some shit like this they all just turn into uh like an elite commando force yeah where they're like clearing they're clearing rooms like they all like were special casey has like an office in town and like one day he like tips the desk over and is shooting people from behind the desk and it's like dude like you're in small town montana like you can hear these gunshots from everywhere that was like his third gunfight of the year relax dude what is benny's character's name the the badass ranch rip rip ripped okay so rip uh rips talking to casey and yo casey apparently was in afghanistan and they're like trying to figure out hey how are we gonna go get this kid

he's a bad hombre he is a bad hombre and casey's like well you know in afghanistan or whatever we used to we would send in like a bait like an armored vehicle as bait to draw them out so we could see where they were. Then, you know, it sounds like a tactical plan. Good idea. And he's like, well, we don't have any armored vehicles. And Rip is like, you got me. So I'm going to go draw them out. I'm going to get on my horse and you guys are going to stand back and I'm going to just ride into the middle of the militia and my horse that makes sense yeah and uh and by the way no one's going to get wounded

in this here gunfight we're going to just except for the bad guys except for the bad guys and it doesn't end well for them they just wear bullets all over soft dobs everywhere for the dutton family though i'm watching i'm like this sucks but i'm going to continue to watch bad guys getting zipped up left and right. So season one, they had the helicopter budget. Season two, I think they didn't get any money for the helicopter. Why? Season three, they bring back the helicopter.

So I have watched what's by far the lowest budget season. Yeah. So you have nothing but helicopters and more shooting. So that's why they go from like, they find out oh the kids in in whitefish or then they got to go back to billings and then they just show them there they didn't like show them getting there because they didn't have the budget or something probably i did think that the editing was weird and it's just because it's they didn't have a transportation budget okay very good to know that show to the chopper i've never watched an episode until recently.

I would just laugh out loud at times watching the show just because it was so preposterous what was happening. Like, okay, guys. Yeah. How much work can you get away with while keeping everyone in touch? I look forward to finding out. I can't believe you finally took the dive, dude. It's so ridiculous.

Oh, and then the fucking dude, we watched the first episode of season three the other night, and it's the dude from Law. So Beth's driving over the bridge and she sees somebody fly fishing in the river and she's like, hey. The dude from Law. It's the fucking hot dude with the jaw from Law. Yeah. And he's still really hot and it's like 20 years later.

Oh, he's frat in this season. And I'm looking at Alyssa and I'm like, I don't like how this is trending for rip. Because Beth's going to, this is going to be a problem, this fucking guy fly fishing the river. You may not surprise you to learn he's a total scumbag in the show too. Well, don't spoil it, but he did put off scummy vibes. I mean, we don't have a helicopter budget, but we do have rocket money. Are you kidding me?

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lawnmower no it's not good it's not good but i've acquired two things in my life now that require immediate attention um i've acquired a goon cave yep which which randy's trying to make wait there's the one already built like in you didn't like make your own randy why are you so perverted when it comes to them dude isn't aren't goon caves just where you go hang out and grow up yeah you know what it is you're so gross earlier today you're. You knew. You always try to make it gross, dude. And it's just like a really innocent space where you can just go, you know, be silly. Hang out with your goon. Yeah.

And drop in, you know? Like, what are you? You're so gross, dude. No. No. I have no furniture for my cave. Okay. I also.

You need some beanbags. Dude, you're not the first person to tell me i need a beanbag and a lazy boy it's a beanbag chair is not the worst thing in here with a fridge in the side of it what's that show or that store in the mall modern man or sharper image brookstone brookstone and sharper image they're the same you need to go in there and go off and just get some unnecessary shit get a a massage chair. Yep. Like one of the ones from the airport. Yep.

I have these slanted ceilings and I don't know what to do with them. I can't fit anything naturally in there. I can't mount a TV. Vaulted? I don't know what that is. Is that what you mean? I don't know. It's like the roof.

The ceiling's the roof. Yes, vaulted ceilings. It's angled. It's not vaulted. Isn't that vaulted? What does vaulted mean? It's like the opposite of vaulted ceilings. It's angled. It's not vaulted. Isn't that vaulted? What is vaulted? It's not a matter. It's like the opposite of vaulted ceilings. It's a goon vault?

It's low ceiling. Come on, guys. I don't have any ceilings. The roof is the ceiling. I forgot. He is a real estate professional. Vaulted ceilings. Randy, get the fuck out of here.

What's a vault? I'm sorry. Vaulted ceiling is a thing. Vaulted ceiling is like high ceiling. Yeah, I thought that's- No, I mean, it kind of looks like that, Dave, but it's like you can knock your head on it if you're not careful. Like, if I get a soft dub with the boys and I jump

out of my chair, my goon chair, then I'm going to hit my head on the ceiling, you know? Okay. I need a low media console. This is higher than I thought. It's not... Can we get much higher? No, it's not vaulted. Can we get much higher it's not vaulted um can we get much higher you you'll be fine in here do i need to set up my goon cave to have other people in it like what if

like what if my brother-in-law's trying to catch soft dubs with me in fifa and stuff i don't think you want to do that is that a skylight. Are you guys going shoes off? I think we're going shoes off, but like now that we have a lawn, like Rosie's tracking in a lot of dirt. And so like, it's kind of like, what's the point? The bottom of the shoe is just. Hey, you need to stop worrying. You can do a lot with this space. I'm looking at it right now. I just don't know what to do.

Like, do I need to get like a special TV for my PS5? I want to make sure that I'm gooning it, like my top go abilities you got that barn door that's sick there's a barn door in there the one that slides i don't think it's i don't think it slides it sure looks like it does it yeah well maybe it slides i don't fucking know it slides you have chip gains over here come over just to really show you what you're working with it definitely slides yeah you're good you're gooch okay okay well here's here's the bigger question that I think I need the backers help with. Okay. I now have a back patio. I don't want to buy a bunch of patio furniture. Patio furniture is outrageously expensive and I don't think I'll actually spend any time out there. So I'm not

going to do that. But now I have the opportunity to get the gift of grilled and or smoked meats and or vegetables and or fish. So it's like, okay, I've always been a grill guy. You know, your boy likes firing up the grill. You know, like that high heat. Right. Do I go grill? Do I go like full 2015 Texas and get a green egg? Or do I go Treg? Do I pull Treg? I'm a free agent in the grill game right now, guys. And I just need, I need a little guidance. Okay. A grill, like a gas grill, you will get the most use out of.

They're just so easy to use and you can use them with many different ways. I'm not, I'm not well-versed in smoking these meats at this point, but I am well-versed in firing up the grill. The grill, you'll get more use of it. Get that, and then see if you really want to take it up a notch. Okay. But yeah, you need just a good gas grill that you can get hot, do some searing. Maybe one that has the little stovetop component next to the grill. Oh, you're trying to get me to grill up some smash burgers on this bitch. You got to smash the burger right it's 2024 if your burger's like a little rounded off like what do you fucking you gotta smash you gotta make it smashing baby all that burger is

smashing okay yeah baby yep that's my honest and power smashing baby i just saw mike myers on the list you did it. You didn't. No, I didn't. Is it actually out or are you fucking kidding me? Who's your worst case scenario? I'm looking at the rundown. Outside of yourself, who's your worst case scenario being on the list? Dylan.

If one of us is on the list, it's going to be tough for watch media. It's Dylan because I just don't want to deal with it. I don't know if that would actually be tough. I think it would shine a light on us and we'd have to show them what we're made of here and really assure them that we were never a part of any Epstein bad stuff. Well, we know Dylan wasn't because Dylan's famously never flown private. I forgot about that.

That's true. What if you found out that the play we were on was Epstein's played at some point we were on the flight long. So did it blow your mind? It wouldn't blow my mind. It would not blow my mind. Actually. Now that you mentioned it,

that's, that would be tough. That would be. We didn't go to Epstein Island. We went to Dallas. No, we went to Frisco. You got a little St. Randy. We went to Frisco and then we went to Bob's Steak and Chop House. It was one of the best meals ever. That sounds sick. I ate more blue cheese in that restaurant than anyone's ever eaten in one sitting. I left there absolutely miserable. I went three blue cheese olive martinis. I went wedge salad with blue cheese dressing and blue cheese on it. And then I got blue cheese on my steak.

What are you doing? I was, dude, because we were- Your breath was terrible after that meal. Okay. I was with like five dudes that all did investment. They didn't care. They're like, this guy eats a lot of blue cheese. I realized at the time, I was like, oh, I can order blue cheese on everything right now because we're not paying for this shit.

You're just going through your blue cheese phase? Mm-hmm. Era? Mm-hmm. Okay. Oh, another announcement. I'm going through my cottage cheese era. Welcome.

I'm looking for a quick protein source. Small curd, large curd? Small curds. Do you have any? Are you brand dedicated at this point yet? No, this is the first one I've done in years. What do you eat it with? I just put salt and pepper on it and munch that bitch i'm new to the cottage cheese i mean i'm not new i've never actually tried it but i'm

willing to give it a shot i love it dude i love it so that you have to make it in a cottage like what's the deal with no cottage actually made it it's made out of cottages oh that explains it you ate that recliner one time for when you were pledging. Okay, I'm about to Google what is cottage cheese. It's cheese, Dylan. I know, but like, what is it though? It's cheese, dude. Why does it have so much protein? How are you eating it?

Just putting it, measuring out half a cup, throwing it on a plate, putting some salt and pepper on it, and just eating it as fast as I can. I mash that cracked pepper button on that so hard. Sometimes I'll do something crazy. You ready for this? Yeah. I mash that cracked pepper button on that so hard. Sometimes I'll do something crazy. You ready for this?

Yeah. Sometimes if I know that it's just my own personal cottage cheese container, I'll just crack a bunch of pepper on top of it and mix it all in. I'll pre-mix the pepper. I like that. Why does it have protein in it? Because it's dairy. Dairy is loaded with protein?

Yeah. Glass of milk, you're getting like nine grams, 10 grams? I'm pretty sure whey protein is just like milk, like evaporated milk kind of. No way. Pretty much like that. Something like that. Whey does come from dairy. That's true. No way.

I do want to think about it, yeah. Okay. Fair enough. My dad puts Catalina dressing on his. From the wine mixer? What? Will just made that joke. What did he say?

No way. I know. I doubled down on the joke. You got a problem? Curdled milk product. It's a good joke, dude.? No way. I know. I doubled down on the joke. No problem. Curdled milk product. It's a good joke, dude. Yeah, sorry. I liked it so much I doubled it.

Doesn't that make you want to drink it or eat it? I love curdled milk product. You don't know? Remember Little Miss Muppet? It's made from... She sat on her toffet, dude. Eating curds and whey. Made from skimmed...

She was like Gaines. She was fucking just getting stacked. She was just doing lunges and shit getting that little miss muffet just had that fucking dumper on her all that protein rolling 2024 just a fucking dump truck ass she broke the fucking chair she put up numbers on tiktok shut up oh she's just doing that the hip machine she's on she's on the turt dude do you want to know how it's made she's just putting down her phone and just recording her doing hip thrusters and posting it online. Showing up on your Instagram feed.

You're a little Jack Horny over there. Sitting on your thumb and shit. It's made from skimmed milk by draining curds but retaining some of the whey and keeping the curds loose. This is what the curds look like. The curds are just. That's a curd in there. They're warming up on the sidelines. They got their helmet on.

Yo, you might go in any second. You won't play away. Can we give some vindication to someone? Who? Texas ass sweat man who might have pooped his pants, but now is claiming it's coffee. He got wronged, man. Bro, that ain't coffee, bro.

Dude. I believe it, dog. Not there, buddy. Okay, hold on. Okay, so I have several questions about this. No one just poops their pants like that. Why are you going all white on bourbon, by the way? Reckless move.

If you poop your pants, you don't just walk around Bourbon Street in broad daylight. My kid did. So there was a tweet that went out yesterday of a dude who allegedly pooped his pants on Bourbon Street. He got busted down on Bourbon Street for pooping his pants yeah see who just happens to have a care that's sorry you get caught in 4k okay but the video that they show originally showed or like this original video we have it on the screen right now just a screenshot of it the wife like walks up and like touches it yeah you don't walk up and touch it if it's doodoo which makes makes me actually believe that it's coffee. She was concerned for her man walking around looking like he had doo-doo butt. She's down ass for that.

He was down ass. W Riz. So then he went and tweeted. He must have seen this going on and been like, I got to vindicate myself here. And so he's gone on Twitter from his own personal account, Corey Elliott. Shouts to Corey. And he said, there's currently a video going viral on the internet of me walking with a brown substance on the back of my white shorts it was coffee and it has been since cleaned

off i sat in some of our lift truly hashtag blessed see if it wasn't coffee if it was doo-doo he's not cleaning and putting those drawers back on he's got to do an emergency like dip into a store somewhere. Did he go to like Lafitte's and like go in the sink and just wash that coffee out and then like go sit there? Oh my God.

It's hard to get that out. Because like you... Go to the clean picture. I believe that he can get this out pretty efficiently, but at the same time, how do you dry this so quickly? Because you need to absolutely

just soak these things. Yeah, I don't know how he cleaned it off so... well. He looks like the kind of dude who would doodoo his pants, though. No, come on. You can't do that to our man Corey Elliott, dude. He's got doodoo pants face. No, dude.

The worst person in the world is the person who posted the original video, the dude with the stuff on his pants. No matter what, if you've got stuff on your pants, it's bro code, it's man code that you don't sit there and video your boy's butt. All right. You see an Ohio State fan walking down Burberry Street with doo-doo pants. You're not going to get your phone out? I'm not tweeting it.

Okay. I might send it to a group text, but I'm not tweeting that. I'm not going to publicly expose someone for that. Go back to the original photo. If I was playing golf one day, Dylan, and I had swamp ass going on, and i went on my phone after the round and saw that i was tagged in an instagram story and you zoomed in on my swamp ass like that's on-site action it's like that is that is not what you can do with your boys yeah we're fighting my man pooped his pants potentially in the jordan 11s i believe yeah those are clean yeah well he rocked some jordan 11s and then uh white shorts and a

white jersey on bourbon she hit him with the all white too they did go with the white jerseys last night though we finally got chris to put on his texas football jersey last night for the first time they won the uniform battle i will say that yeah i like the urples i like how like simple simple washington's is but texas is classic did they have a husky at the game i think so i didn't pay attention i think they did bevo was there holding it down they should have put him in a fucking smoker after and ate him like they did the pop tart oh what are you doing you can't put a whole steer in a smoker like i don't really watch commercials at this point it's phone time for me i can't recall commercials because they don't really stick with me.

The brand activation done for the Pop-Tart stuff was the most amazing marketing I've seen in years. It made me want to go buy Pop-Tarts. Anyone that was on the team that came up with that entire thing, I want that person on my team now. That is amazing marketing. What was the one they tried to do last night and they kept screwing it up? It was the Mayhem. Mayhem? last night and they kept screwing it up it was the uh mayhem mayhem oh yeah yeah that was horrible and even when they got it right it was fucking pathetic yeah it was supposed to be like he was throwing stuff into the crowd and the whole crowd was just

didn't know they're on camera just no that was an l it was a major l and on the heels of the pop-tart thing too it's like oh when that when that fucker went watching that down the toaster and then a real like edible uh mascot came out and they started to tear it apart that was great i think the mascot got laid that night or he just he was eating i don't think they have pop-tarts don't have penises good point they do yeah yeah. Well, the Pop-Tart could have just gotten... You could dagger, I guess. He did a couple of Pop-Tootes. No. Who did the Pop-Tootes?

Who did it? They're called Pop-Tootes. Poppers. What are Poppers? Poppers for the table? Hard to say. You sit down at a table and Poppers are on the menu and you don't order them for the table hard to say you sit down at a table and poppers are on the menu and you don't order them for the table you're a flawed guy the best the best jalapeno popper i've ever

had was a uh dylan's family range really yes yes the poppers are just absolutely hitting that day along with the eight ounce miller mill. They were smoked, I believe. Yeah. We brought our own jalapeno poppers and we approached the situation with them and it was like, we got to put these poppers away. We are disrespecting the other poppers on the table right now. Did you bring the pre-made HEB poppers? Yes. Did your poppers get zipped up?

No, we did. He homemade them though. He body bagged your poppers? We hit them with the HEB, straightB Straight up H-E-B Johns They're not bad They're fine in a pinch No, no They're not

No, but When you roll into a homemade Like I just did these situations You gotta have a little apprehension Yeah They were on the sideline Let's go get this Epstein list It's trending with 690,000 posts about it this morning, David.

Bro, I saw people yesterday being like, oh my God, Bill Clinton is on the list. We've known that. What the fuck? Dude, listen to a podcast once. Listen to the Cheeto man one time. He's been talking about this for years. So it's imminent then, right?

I mean, it's about to hit. They said it was going to drop Either January 1st Or January 2nd And the post on Twitter today Says dropping later this afternoon There's going to be like Redacted names If it's

If it's actually juicy Like if there's actual juice to this It's going to be the best Birthday present I could have gotten You think the juice is on there? I don't think OJ's on it I would believe it if he was But I don't

I'm going to say OJ is not on it Hello To the world OJ Hello little St it. Hello, Twitter world. OJ. Hello, Little St. James. Little St. Randy. All right, let's get this list then.

I don't like that at all. Little St. Randy's not good. Bye. Bye. Outro Music