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Episode Date: July 8, 2020

The rumors are true — due to a COVID scare at Washed Media, we're back recording from our places of residence. This episode, Brett joins us once again to discuss Brooks Brothers filing for bankruptcy, Kanye's presidential run, a snake that rang a Kansas man's doorbell, Brooks Koepka subtweeting Bryson, This Weekend in Fun, and Brett's Breaking News. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (20:34) RIP Brooks Brothers (33:33) Snake Rings Man’s Doorbell (47:47) Brooks Koepka Has Entered The Chat (58:34) This Weekend in Fun presented by Miller High Life (1:07:20) Brett’s Breaking News Miller High Life: Miller High Life, The Champagne of Beers. A quality beer within everyone’s reach. Birddogs: www.birddogs.com (STEAM for a free face mask) MeUndies: www.meundies.com/circlingback (15% off!) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you lives from our homes my name is will to freeze on the screen in front of me dave rough today i got a little uh choose your own adventure, Will. We've got the homemade cold brew, or we have the piping hot, hot drip coffee. You know I got to pull pipe. A little bit of both. You got to pull pipe, dude. Get your drip up, Dave. I'm going coffee suey.

Man, your mouth is just totally confused. Hitting with the hot and the cold back to back. What's going on? More questions than answers in my mouth right now. Any questions or answers you want to reveal to us? Yeah, what's all this liquid, man? Is it hot or is it cold what do we do come on we also got dylan shivery in the building what it do hey what's up what's

up guys i'm happy to be here and happy to report that uh parks and i both got tested for covid rapid test and it turns out uh we are negative which is positive so you explained it on the patreon yesterday while we were taking precautions of uh being being at home do you want to explain that for the people at home because there's there's some other people who don't really realize what we're doing yeah so over the weekend i hung out with a a family member who just after the weekend started showing symptoms of being really sick, has not yet tested positive for COVID, but he probably has it. And so, yeah, just out of caution, we are staying home,

just to make sure that I'm not getting anybody else sick. And part of that process was Parks and I getting tested, so we did that yesterday. And he did not like the stick up to his brain, basically, through the nasal cavity. But it turns out we're negative, which is huge. Obviously, it's not a foolproof system, and it's not perfect. So we're going to remain at home for a little bit. The stick will get tested today, too, just to be safe.

Go in. Until we're sure that this thing is tomorrow. So yeah, yeah, man, the test sucks. I mean, it's not, it's not like super painful or anything, but man, it sucks. How, where does it, where does the end point of the thing go? It really feels like it's like up in your brain. It, it's just, it, brain. It tickles like crazy. It's like auto tears.

I didn't know my nasal went that far back. Oh, yeah. You guys are sinus privileged. I'm tired of this whining, Dylan. Goodness gracious, man. Did I just hear Brett Merriman's voice? Yeah. Hey, guys.

Welcome back, Brett. Thanks for having me. Is it Brett or is it Brett's younger brother? After that haircut, it looks like he lost about 12 years. 12 years, 12 pounds later. Yeah, it was time. Shouts to Barrett Dudley of the Club Cool podcast on the Wash Media Network for the hookup. I'm not going to lie.

He didn't cut my hair. I'm bummed that you got a haircut, dude. You know what? It was time. It makes sense that you and Barrett are going to the same guy. Y'all, he kind of has – that guy has a little bit of a flair he puts into his styles. And I'm looking at it now, and I'm seeing a little bit of Club Cool Zone

Barrett Dudley. Yeah, it was Shots to Sherry. It was a girl. Yeah, I mean, she killed it. She crushed it. If you're watching this on YouTube, you can see. I mean, it's weird. My neck, you know, I'm Summer of Tan

Brett, and my neck is just super pale. So I got to figure out how to do that. When does the sunburn turn into a tan though well well it was now my pool's closed so it's back to apartment brett so i'm literally just sitting here for the next week and a half translucent brett is back in the building as uh it's not summer of uh what was the character that randy made yesterday summer brett where did my face and arms were just beat red yeah if you haven't seen the mortal kombat spoof that randy

did go to our youtube channel youtube.com slash wash media uh it's randy put a lot of work into this and i think it paid off uh to all the people that were complaining about not having certain characters there someone's like we need Frat Dave. It's like, dude, Frat Dave's in there. Click through on the video. YouTube.com slash Wash Media. Go make it happen. You can also watch every single episode on there.

Just do it. Like and subscribe. What does the Frat Dave fit look like? I don't remember it. You'll have to go watch, man. Yeah, don't spoil it. You'll have to go watch, man. Yeah, don't spoil it. Backwards cat? No, it's probably a Brooks Brothers two-button polo and Andrews.

You have chubbies on? You have chubbies on, don't you? Probably. Dude, Ralph Lauren, Andrew, man. Six-inch in-scene. Is that what it is? How do you know that? Actually, I think it might be five, man. Six-inch thin seam. Is that what it is? How do you know that? Actually, I think it might be five, honestly.

Yeah, the Andrew, they had a five that were very popular. Damn, I don't know the models of Ralph Lauren shorts. Do I need to step my game up? Dylan used to wear the Tyler shorts. Dylan was a Tyler short guy. Of course, the name's like Andrew. Yeah. The Tyler Short was like the one that the guys who were scared to go all out.

It was like down to your kneecap. That was definitely me. That was definitely me. And I didn't have thighs that I was proud of. Man, the really short shorts are coming back. There were some cool high school, some cool teens at the COVID testing center yesterday.

They had these cool bandanas that were using as face masks. They had shorts, Columbia shorts, that were way up there, man. They're back. Maybe. I'm not sure. Probably. Hey, are y'all following my new twitter feed

pfg commenter right it's just like a pair it's a parody of like you know outdoors takes and stuff like you know just the outdoor world and like the the twitter followers and commenters in that in that realm check it out out. I can't wait. Are you a member of ducks unlimited? Uh, no, but I could name you about 30 people off the top of my head that had that duck head or mallard head on their car,

whatever it was. And they only joined so that they could get that sticker and put it on their car. That's they didn't have any other reason. That's exactly. whatever it was and they only joined so that they could get that sticker and put it on their car that's they didn't have any other reason that's exactly that's exactly right it's like my least favorite sticker along with i've always been confused by the people that put apple stickers on their car because every single apple product used to come with a sticker and it's like yeah i own an iphone it's like yeah literally the oakley ones the oakley oh like are they paying you to advertise for them like why are you putting that on your truck man dylan you got a fox racing sticker

i don't even know what that is yes you do you're a big fox racing guy dave has a salt life sticker on his on his jet you're fine i'm proud of it his jet you're fine i'm proud of it salt life dude imagine not living the salt life i can't oh man that would be a funny bet payoff a funny bet payoff would be you have to have a salt life sticker on your car for a month what is stall life is just a clothing brand yeah fucking lifestyle doing no that's a great fantasy football loss that you have to get your car wrapped in something oh we had uh in our league one of our proposals was to do the um the family stick figures you got to put on your car for a full year that's funny that's funny yeah that i mean that that would just suck i would be so bummed. Every time I looked in my rearview mirror, if I saw those things, I'd just be so bummed out.

Just me and the homie in Stella back there? Yeah. No, I'm going to make you do the Calvin and Hobbes peeing one. Oh, God. I'm like the Detroit Tigers logo. Pound for pound, though, West Texas has the best car stickers I think I've ever seen. Oh, dude, Permian Greatness, dude. Follow Permian Greatness on Instagram.

It's a great follow. The classic is like, I'd rather – my husband's a pipeline guy. What is it? I'd rather be on the – It's all like bank pipe puns that are just unbelievably blatant and not subtle. It's just just that's terrible it's it's the most absurd thing and it's all true dude even living in lubbock we would get some of that like just the dudes the the oil and gas services guys you'd see their trucks they'd

be back for like three days before they went off to the you know to the fields and uh it's just like the most aggressive sticker i don't understand that lifestyle at all well what i don't get is why every single tesla in austin has a vanity plate every single one of them and it's just like what like why do they push that in the dealership are they like hey you want a vanity plate like get get something to sit. But it's so weird. I saw one the other day that was just A-U-S, the letter or the one zero, so Austin, T-X. And I'm like, are you so proud of like Austin that you're going to get a license plate

that says that on it? Wait, I saw the same one. We must have been leaving work or something when we saw it because I definitely saw that. It's just like, I don't get, I don't get why Tesla is like have the, the customer who just wants to have a custom license plate. Yeah, we, yeah, we get it. Like you're doing well. You have a,

you have a Tesla, it's an electric car. It's a very expensive automobile. Like you don't have to like further distinguish yourself with the custom vanity. Like get out of here. I tried to get Wilmonds, but it was too long so i had to i had to just go with the normal license plate damn that's too bad man i know hey i'm i'm thinking about getting this i don't know if you can see it it says uh it says butt snorkeler that's good that is uh courtesy of permian underscore greatness on Instagram. There is a guy right now driving around in like Midland Odessa with a butt snorkeler sticker on his – wow.

I mean we – I would have never come up with the term butt snorkeler myself. We also didn't know what cake eater meant yesterday, and Brett enlightened us to why people say the word cake eater. Yeah, but upon further review, I don't know if we're – I think we're using it differently too, me and my buddies. Yeah, who knows? It doesn't really matter. I just feel like you're not going to get much air down there

if you're trying to butt snorkel. Yeah, it doesn't work. Easy to suffocate, right? There's a better way to get oxygen.'s what i'm saying yeah yeah the maintenance of that just sounds kind of you know annoying but anyway let's talk about some programming notes real quick everyone needs to go follow at circling back pod on twitter and instagram make sure to leave a review and five star rating we've actually gotten some pretty entertaining reviews in the last couple days. Go mash that review button. Also, we launched a new podcast on the

Watch Media Network yesterday. You guys ready for this? So many screens. Real Cat Pat, J.R. Hickey. Go check it out. It's number 10 on the TV charts right now on Apple Podcasts. It's on the new and noteworthy on the front page of TV and movies as well.

Just go make it happen. Go give them a listen. They've done two episodes so far. One is got King of Staten Island and some other hungover stuff. King of Staten Island. Another one's Hamilton. Fucking Hamilton. We should probably do Hamilton, huh?

Well, I started watching it last night, boys, and I got to say, any take that I had about it prior, which I'm sure I've had numerous bad takes about Hamilton prior to this. I take it all back. Like all of it. I, I, I can't, I can't help it. Yes, dude. Every single person on stage has bars and like, not just like Broadway bars. This is bars bars. Like if you, if you were in a freestyle battle with them, they're just going to undress you every single time wait they they bring that kind of heat i didn't know that yes dylan like it blew my mind and just the amount of talent on stage that's all going on at one time it actually blew my mind and i was like man i feel like a jerk now forever saying anything

negative about this because it was i mean it's crazy i didn't finish it last night we started kind of late and honestly it's a lot to. I think seeing it in person would make me sweat. I have a really, really stupid question about Hamilton. Is the movie version, is it just the musical like on stage filmed or is it an actual like movie production of the play? That is a dumb question. No, I'm just kidding. It is the actual play on stage, and it's just done with numerous cameras. I don't know if it was done with an actual audience or not, but I can't tell, and I haven't done the research. But it's actually on the stage, and it was pretty amazingly done from what I saw. But we got only partway through the first act before we thought it was a good time to pause and resume it later.

I'm going to go in. I'm going to do it. Go in, dog. Dylan, you weren't that far off because they're actually shooting it in 3D and they're going to release it in the IMAX theaters. Dude, that'd be tight. I would 100% do that. Last bit of programming, guys. Happy hour live.

Tonight. It's breakfast night. We're still giving away air fryers. Send in your breakfast. Make sure to tag Circling Back Pod. Make sure to put it on an Instagram story. Tweet it at us. DM us.

Whatever. I'm sure Brett's already got a million submissions because I went through the – I was clicking into our DMs the other day, and I was shocked by how many breakfasts there were. But it's time to bring it. I don't know why we're doing it. Because you know breakfast tacos are going to win. I say this every week.

It's the most competitive week I've seen. Last week's overall dishes were the best I've seen yet. I was so happy with what was going on there. In the desserts? Yes.

By the way, other programming note, I think this is the last Air Fryer giveaway. Get it in while you can, everybody. Yeah, get it in while you can. I believe we're going to have to switch the prize after this. We had like a 10-piece allotment of air fryers to put it in fast food terms, and I think we're hitting that point. So they don't operate with the same way that Popeye's operates with their 10-piece? They don't just give you 12?

That's correct. That's a bummer. That's all right, though. I understand.. I understand either way. Go ahead. Sorry. No, nothing I was going to say was important. I was just going to say if we should do a Chris Harrison barbecue one. So it's the Chris Harrison barbecue challenge presented by circling back that Chris Harrison is not approved. presented by circling back that Chris Harrison is not approved. And the winner not only gets an air fryer, maybe we'll just buy him one,

but Chris Harrison comes back on our podcast. So it's kind of a win-win. I don't think Chris, I don't think he's going to come back on anymore. Dude, he loved us. He did, but then he, he had to scamper out of town and he,

he was kind of, he was just all stirred. I'm just worried that I'm worried that we're never going to talk to him again in person. Make a few calls. He has a brew house in Dallas now. I don't know how it's doing in light of uncertain times, but we could do a live event from there. We could just package this up.

Brett, I'm doing your job for you. I'm making it easy, baby, I'm doing your job for you. I'm making it easy, baby. I'm doing your job, too, because I'm on the podcast. But I was going to say, Dylan, speaking of brew houses in Dallas, you wanted this on the run sheet, the Bottle Blonde in Houston that's opening up? I don't believe I asked for that. That's more of Dave's alley, I think. I don't believe um i asked i asked for that that's more of dave's alley i think um but good i don't know what you're talking about it just opened in houston so are you telling me yes i think it's under construction it's supposed it was supposed to open in july 2020

and i will go on record saying that i will never go to bottle blonde ever again after they turned me down for my dress code last time which i was i'm sorry but i was better And I will go on record saying that I will never go to Bottle Blonde ever again. After they turned me down for my dress code last time, which I'm sorry, but I was better dressed than 90% of the people in that place. Like, after they turned me down, I'm just out. Wow. Okay, one of you two. Three for three. Parks, you you gotta be quiet I was just saying I was shocked that

There wasn't a bottle blind in Houston Yeah I was actually Shocked that there wasn't one either It doesn't make sense that there wasn't One in Houston already Whatever Did you get turned away from the Dallas one For the meetup yep yeah apparently

you're not allowed to wear uh just i don't know anything a filson jacket over a cashmere sweater just doesn't fly with them so who knows yeah uh let's let's do uh let's talk about me and he's real quick have you ever seriously considered the underwear that graces your nether regions i bet you haven't. You've got some important stuff down there. You know, thankfully me on these has, which is,

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which is basically the same thing. Maybe a little bit more of a TV component, but I, I don't know. I thought I could, I couldn't believe this because Houston, Houston has like the douche bar scene that Austin and Dallas has too. It's almost worse.

No, it's not worse than that. Houston's is worse. No, it's not worse than Dallas. Houston's is worse. No, it's not worse than Dallas. Houston's is definitely worse than Austin's, do you sparcy? Yeah. Do you want to talk Brooks Brothers real quick?

We talked about them earlier for Frat Dave. I thought we were deleting this because it's just a little too close to home. I know, Dave. It's hard, man. Yeah, man. So what's the story uh they're filing for chapter 11 bankruptcy protection so they have been uh they have been hit by the uh coronavirus outbreak covet 19 some are calling it, very hard. And I'm hoping they just pivot to full Joseph A. Banks and just do a buy one, get 17 suits free business model.

I mean, I'd be fine with that. And is their entire section going to be like the sales section now? Because that would be huge for your boy. I could use some upgrades on some staple products like dress shirts and stuff like that. I can't believe that the store that sells

the little gentleman's handbook right up by the cash register is filing for bankruptcy. Did they really sell that by the cash register? Yeah. Of course they did. man living in uh in san marcus for you know a few years they had uh an outlet store down there and there was a brooks

brothers outlet store and man it was like a it was like a weekly trip we had we had to make we had dude we used to blow that place up what did like did you guys just get like a truck and just put people in the in the bed of it and just roll up to brooks brother and go ham uh not that far off honestly yeah we had a couple guys who actually worked there too so we would we would finagle a discount out of them it was a whole deal oh my god dude brooks brothers in the Polo Outlet were both right there. Yeah. Frat Grounds Hero. Did Brooks Brothers become not cool to wear in the last three years? Because I had some of their dress shirts, but I thought at some point it was like a joke to wear Brooks Brothers.

No. Right? I mean, it's just very – I stopped wearing them because they don't fit well and they they have really long tails, and I'm not a tuck boy. So I just can't—I probably have five or six in my closet I haven't touched in, I don't know, seven years. But in terms of quality and in terms of getting, like, dress clothes, I would say that they never went out of style in terms of that. Oh, yeah. No, yeah.

It's a classic yeah like their logo i don't know why is their logo what their logo is i feel like this is something dave would know i you know you're right and i but i unfortunately i'm gonna let you down on this because i don't know it's a sheep right it's the sheep yeah yeah why don't they just have like they just have Travis Scott just do an entire clothing line like Kanye did with The Gap? I feel like that just solved all of Gap's problems. Catch me falling into The Gap. How does – does Kanye running for president affect his Gap venture at all? If I'm The Gap, I'm like, okay, wait.

We just signed a 10 year deal with you. And now you're going to run for president. That's kind of going to tank our business. Well, you saw his platform, right? It's it's to, uh, he wants to bring together the haves and the have nots. So he's going to try to bridge that gap. Oh man. It's really. So a president's saying that he would pop or a presidential candidate saying that he would bring two sides together. Exactly. Uniter, not a divider. It would be so weird to have Kanye as president just having some dude that's just unhinged and will say anything at any given point.

This is going to be like when Trump announced that he was running. I didn't believe it until it was actually time to go to the polls. I thought he was going to back out. That was all just one big publicity stunt. And that's how I am with Kanye. I won't believe it until I actually see his name on the ballot. I don't think you're going to because in Texas, it's too late for him to even get his name on the ballot.

That's tough. That's tough. That's a lot of electoral votes. It's a tough scene if you're trying you're trying to vote for kanye in texas correct um you know uh my brooks brother's story is that's where i said i met rudy giuliani speaking of presidential campaigns i don't you've got a few of those dave yeah i don't even care about i don't even care about this anymore dave because the only politician that i've ever wanted you to meet you had the chance to meet and you turned it down who beto o'rourke dude he was with his kid at chick-fil-a dude at the airport but dude imagine the kid just being

like oh man my dad's getting gassed up by the hostess circling back right now dude he does not know who we are he was like four dude like that's dave of dave's unnamed sports podcast right now dad that's d-man do you think his son calls him beto i could see i could see his dad i could see beto be making his son call him by his first name because he thinks it's cool you know the weird thing about that was that he was in line at Chick-fil-A to get his kid Chick-fil-A. He did not eat Chick-fil-A. He went to Panera that was next door. And it was the biggest red flag.

And I'm wondering if he was doing that as like because, you know, Chick-fil-A is a lot of people boycott Chick-fil-A because of their former political donations, their campaign donations. I'm wondering if like that was his moral stand. But he was like, ah, the kid wants Chick-fil-A because of their former political donations, their campaign donations. I'm wondering if that was his moral stand. But he was like, eh, the kid wants Chick-fil-A, we get the kid Chick-fil-A. Dude, imagine passing on those tendies for glorified hospital food. Can't. Dave, you're welcome, by the way, for me having my wedding on a Sunday opened up you having hung over Chick-fil-A in the airport. Thank you for that. Yeah. That was great.

That was the best pre-flight meal I've ever had. Yeah. We did the exact same thing. Brooks Brothers shirts were like parachutes. Yes. Yes. You had to size them. They were the blousiest.

Like I would buy a large in any other brand, but it would be definitely a small. And my dad would hand stuff down to me from Brooks Brothers. And every single thing he gave to me, I was just absolutely swimming in. And he would, he would be like, Oh, it's kind of a classic style. And I'm like, dad, dude, I know I look like Steve Harvey right now. I can't be wearing this. Well, they go down to my comedy. They can't be wearing them. Will's a big fan of comedy. Dude, they go down to my knees, man. You absolutely have to tuck them in.

Dude, it's really frat, though, to tuck in your Brooks Brothers blousey shirt into your chubbies and then have the tails of your shirt coming out of the bottom. Into your five-inch Andrews? Will, I'm just thinking of a director's cut kings of comedy where you just you walk out there in a brooks brothers shirt and you're just like all right we're back and it's the crowd's just going nuts the fifth king of comedy will will

defreeze i don't think i don't think that would go very well something tells me that i don't think that would go very well. Something tells me that I don't have the chops to hop on stage and do a stand-up routine, but who knows? Oh, shit. Yeah, dude. They never really adjusted to the slim fit. I don't understand. Yeah. They have a store in the Detroit airport, which I was kind of – I mean, I'm hoping that they're still open when I go there. Oh, yeah.

I want to go hit that store up when we go to Detroit in a couple weeks. It's next to the PGA Superstore. Yeah. it's a great spot if you're looking to blow some cash over a layover as if flying's not expensive enough like i'm going dumb in brooks brothers in the delta terminal double tfm dude yeah if anytime you can throw anytime you can do hit a lob wedge from a brooks brothers to aGA store, you know you're just living right. God, that's frat. Especially that tight fountain, too, that just spits in the holes. Yeah.

Say what you want about Detroit as a city. What's this fountain? Yeah, the fountain goes hard. Well, that's what I'm talking about. I know exactly what Brett's talking about. I might not have phrased it the way Brett phrased it. I mean,

what, how else are you going to phrase it? Disrespectful. The way that Brett It's little water streams, it goes,

and it lands in a hole. Yeah, I hate that. I hate to say this, but like, I wouldn't have phrased it the way that Brett phrased it,

but now that Brett's put it like that, that's kind of exactly what it looks like. That's a classic mall fountain. I know exactly, I can picture that

in my head. I want, you guys need to come visit me in Michigan at some point just solely so you can go through the tunnel in the Detroit airport that just has like the wild,

the wild lights and weird, weird show. It's so bizarre. All right. I think we should just do, like Dave travels to airports and solves the mysteries.

Like Detroit, he just gets high and goes to the tunnel. Then we go to Denver and he solves like those mysteries. Which one gives me corona? All of them. Yeah, I get some like airborne disease in every hotel. Yeah. Every airport. No one's doing that type of content during a pandemic.

I'm the Dan cortez of airports you could just go to every single every single chile's two or buffalo wild wings in those airports dude just send me to love field and let me just hang out there if you could work remotely from love field i would do it do the next uh the next uh live blog you do, well, it's gotta be love field. I did one from a Chicago. I think it was a, uh, what's the, what's that shitty Italian restaurant that people go to? Maggiano's Sally, Sally, tell me what it is. What was it? Chili. Yeah, it was, it was Chili's. I was wrong. I was thinking of Macaroni Grill in Chicago, which kind of stinks. Oh, dude. Macaroni Grill is just not that bad.

It was a date spot in high school for me. I have no control. Maggiano's isn't bad. It's not. It's not. I mean, it's premier chain food. I didn't talk shit on Maggiano's, did I? I did. I mean, it's for being a chain. That's premier chain food. I didn't talk shit on Maggiano's, did I? I did.

Oh, I did. I apologize. I should take that back because as far as high school dates go, if I wanted to stay local, it was macaroni grill, but if it was like an anniversary, we're driving to North Park Mall, baby. We're driving into Dallas, and we're going to Maggiano's or P.F. Chang's. Those are your two options there. I'm imagining Dave just like with beads of sweat on his blousey pink Brooks Brothers button down,

just walking into a macaroni grill about to go dumb. Remember when we went to Dallas for a meetup, and we decided just to walk through the mall for several hours? That was fun. Like we were 14. The worst hangover ever. Why did we do that? Was it solely because Klein wanted to go to Lululemon?

He wanted to flex the Lululemon discount on us. Yeah. And we walked by the Chang's like four times, and we talked ourselves out of going in each time we walked by it. Dude, we almost went in. Wait, Will, didn't you buy some pants specifically to wear that night and then you didn't wear them or something? No, I went, no, I went to go to J crew to go buy some pants because I'd forgotten to pack any chinos. Funny enough. Um, I forgot to buy some or bring chinos to the meetup and so i went to go get some

and the pants and j crew were more expensive in the store than they were online and i was like well i'm not having that and so i just went to lululemon bought a new pair of joggers that's right i love that pivot just a hard i got some joggers off that day too man i didn't even try them on i was like, these are on discount. Here you go. Klein, go buy them for me. Thank you. I didn't know you were on the Katy Trail, Dylan.

The what? What? The Katy Trail? Never mind. Will, you were right about the coffee. I'm sorry. Real quick. Let's get Dave out of here.

That one was over my head. Yeah, it was over my head too. Oh, is this a tinky break it is yeah should we do hit the music dog all right we're going in on the music man i can't wait to go back to dallas that was fun yeah i will say this out of everything that i like in terms of work i miss i like i love being in the studio and I miss that when we're not in the studio, but something that I've really been craving lately, it's just been another meetup.

The meetups can be a lot sometimes, but there's so much fun. Chicago has to happen ASAP. Well, not ASAP. I guess ASAP works as soon as possible. ASAP considering. Yeah.

That's yeah. That's what, that's what those letters stand for. Yeah. I mean, whether it's Chicago, Houston, wherever,

maybe Kansas city where our next story's from. We got Dave back in the building. That was a fast kinky. Yeah, man. Oh yeah. Did you go into Gatorade bottle, like right,

right by your seat or something dude i thought about it i've got this empty cup here but it just it seemed like a little bit of a juvenile move based on how much we can hear randy panting we would 100 hear you peeing into a cup and everyone's just gonna be like uh dave what are you what are you doing right now you're like why is dave's mic muted why is he like kind of awkwardly like sitting up do you guys want to talk about this snake that rang a dude's doorbell in kansas city yes i have not seen this so the headline is a four-foot snake rings kansas man's doorbell and he said it was not what he expected which makes sense Kyle Crane had a surprise visitor at his Kansas home on Monday night a four-foot rat snake which

managed to set off his doorbell what is a rat snake it's a non-venomous snake that eats rats basically I was not expecting an actual answer there small small rodents it is a top the list of snakes that will get posted on next door and be like hey what's this snake it's in my backyard and people will be like that's a rat snake don't kill it they're great to have around yeah it's like number one we've spotted a couple out at the ranch i believe so like is that the opposite of a coral snake or is that a corn snake what's the red touches black you're okay jack one you can identify a corn snake because it has a kilt on uh and it's it's a part of a new metal band.

Stop. It's always singing Ring Around the Roses. Quirrell's Snake's the one that's venomous, but it has a really small mouth, so it can't actually bite you. They're very common in Austin. No, that's true. They're very venomous, but it's rare because they have to bite you for

an extended amount of time to get the venom in. Okay. Got it. You're probably okay around one. I'm not joking. All my snake knowledge comes from the Nextdoor app. If it's wrong, then it's

Dale down the street gave me some bad intel. I'm sure that this story originated in a Next door thing, and then it started spiraling from there. Because the reason that this all happened was because it was his ring doorbell, which it says Crane has a ring doorbell fitted with a camera and sensor, which allows homeowners to be alerted when there's motion outside and enables them to see who's at the door before answering it. On first inspection, he thought it was a lizard wandering across the bell it was only when he opened the door that he realized he had a very long constrictor slithering over his device and door frame i don't know about you guys but if i'm gonna go see who's uh knocking at my door i'm kind of hoping that it's not a rat snake was this story planted by big doorbell is that what happened here ring somehow big ring

big ring yeah i told you guys i was giving a ring do i i was given a ring doorbell by my old neighbor who got evicted uh because he was a convicted felon and did not disclose that to the apartment complex and so now he got evicted felon and did not disclose that to the apartment complex. And so now he got evicted. He told me this all himself, at which point I was like, if you don't get kicked out, I'm going to have to talk to somebody because I don't really feel comfortable. And the reason that he gave it to me is because I'm 95% positive that he stole the package off of my front door from Amazon. And then he gave me the ring doorbell as a security measure moving forward to throw me off of his scent that he actually stole it but when they checked security footage there was no

footage uh at the exit or entrance where he would have been going so it had to be somebody in the hallway and weirdly enough yeah the convicted felon was uh was living right next door and home at the time yeah that's a wild that's a theory, but it makes sense somehow. Now I'm the proud owner of a ring doorbell at my apartment where nobody rings a doorbell. Ring. Ring. I want one. I don't have one.

I can give you one. Dude, I can vouch. Hey, let's do what we did with Whoop and just gas him up. I have one. Awesome. So easy to use use easy to install big fan i got this bang i got this back door here um and it's easy to i probably shouldn't announce this publicly but it's easy to access and i don't have any blinds on my back window

so i feel like a ring camera makes a lot of sense for me. Is there any chance that this rat snake was actually a Jehovah's Witness? Probably not because it was a snake but you never know really. What if he witnessed Jehovah? Wow. Makes you wonder. We had one come by the other day.

What? A Jehovah? What was he asking for? Hey, guys, just looking to see if you guys are interested in solar panels. We just installed some down the street, one of your neighbors, and it'll save you money on your energy bills. You're like. Was it the solar panel rat snake, Salesman? Yeah, it was.

We've got a real problem with solicitors in our neighborhood. It's either lawn care, bug services, pest removal, or solar panels. Yeah, you would have thought the rat snake was more into vermin removal, but no, it's solar panels. You would have, man. In retrospect, that makes a lot more sense, Brett. They're going green, Brett. Didn't he say they were

solar panels? Did I crush that? That's absurd. Out of all reptiles, what are you least excited to see ringing your doorbell when you're just sitting at home making a cocktail? Komodo dragon. Yeah. See, a snake is not the right answer.

A Komodo dragon ringing your doorbell is much more ominous. Dude, snakes are so creepy, man. Because snakes can be anywhere. They can be under a flower pot and you have no idea. Snakes be sneaky. The creep factor, they're venomous. The way they move around, they slither. They don't have any legs, but they can still get around. Yeah, we understand how they work.

Get out of here, man. Dylan, especially your situation, like you just noted, your back door is easily accessible. David. like you just noted your back door is easily accessible david no i'm just saying because dude that would be very scary for me if i had that and like you had a snake out of the gutter david you should find a backdoor cover what come on you should put a trail cam in your backyard dylan yeah i thought you said you were putting a trail cam up there. I need something like that. Speaking of trail cam,

Brett, did we ever figure out what was killing Jay Cutler's chickens? A family of raccoons, David. What did he do? Did he go nuclear or what? Hard to say. The story kind of died down after it wasn't something cool like a sasquatch or a cougar it was just uh it was just raccoons and i think he ended up trapping them and relocating them humanely is what he says in an instagram post uh no video evidence of that though

so you could have blown their little faces off of the 12th age i know i think he i think he killed them and then it was like shit well like we kind of need a resolution to this because my PR is not exactly killing it right now. So I need to go find some raccoons and rehome them. Do you have that? Go ahead. I want to hear Dylan's trapping story. We have chickens out at the ranch

and they slowly disappear one by one. And I'm pretty sure there's some bobcats that just come and snatch him. Either's a some bobcats that just come in uh either that or a bobcat you know hanging out no hyenas out there not in the hill country dave that's like more like africa i didn't know bobcat goldthwait had a place near you uh hey guys dylan did not like that you guys are so annoying what all of you you're not a big bobcat boltway fan he was all over comedy no one's ready no one's more ready to get back in the stew than dylan

dude you have no idea never dude it's been two days never we're staying here forever we're a remote podcast now i haven't told you guys i'm moving to san diego let's break the lease you gotta break the lease on that office we could turn we could go to brooks brothers and buy up all their uh like inventory and try to sell it out of the office dude let's let's buy up their debt. Should we bear hug Brooks Brothers? I don't think we have the funds for that. Dylan, don't discuss our funds publicly.

What the fuck? Sorry, Dave. Dave is not impressed. Dave is not impressed. Jeez. We talked about this. So did you buy the solar, Dave, by the way? I just wanted to follow up.

Yeah, he's up there slithering around. You can't hear him. He's installing them. He does it himself. It's kind of a one-stop shop. Wow. Oh, shit. If I lose power, if my mic gets muted, you know it's because Terry's upstairs.

Yeah, it's cloudy. You pay him because uh it's cloudy terry's up terry's upstairs yeah it's cloudy you pay him in rats and rats and you pay him yeah all road all sorts of rodent you just let him go down into your basement and find what he can get uh rat tenders legal rat tenders okay It's a money and rat joke. It is. Combination. It's a combo platter of humor. He just eats Frank Lucas.

American gangster doesn't get enough cred. It's a good movie. Yeah. Wait, was Frank Lucas a rat? Yeah yeah he ended up ratting everybody out i think that's right yeah sorry spoiler alert for anyone who hasn't seen oh hey i mean he wasn't exactly italian mob but damn i loved i might lobby to get american gangster on the stream room someday if we ever feel like doing a three-hour movie we'll see ti ti is in that movie tip yeah he's a son right or cut like nephew or something something did he get fully canceled or he just

get canceled temporarily and now he's back there's no one's talking about it anymore and he is apparently doing the ig hit battle with 50 Cent, which that's going to be good. 50's got him though, right? You'd think that, but dude, T.I. T.I.'s got some heat. But I think 50's probably got him just on recognizability. T.I. might be a little more regional.

But yeah, that's's gonna be fun those are fun to watch if you have good artists doing them can i ask a question about that do they just get random artists and pair them together or do they have like a bracket that they do pretty much like it's not so it's like the first one was uh swiss beats and i think timbaland and they did one and they were just kind of going back and forth on beats. And then they did T.I. versus Little John. And it's basically whoever will agree to it. Okay.

Makes sense. It's fun. It was really fun during the first month of lockdown. Let's talk about bird dogs real quick. Arf, arf. Arf. If you don't know about bird dogs by now, you should because our faces are on TV promoting these things

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It's the most grindable short. That's what they say. Will, we should go out on the golf course with you wearing bird dogs when it's like 105 and just do like the Will DeFree Sweat Boy Challenge in bird dogs to prove how actually moisture working they are yeah we could i mean i could do that and we could we could take some other competitors pants out there and i guarantee i sweat through the competitors pants before the bird dogs pants i saw dylan wearing these and he looked so stupid cheeked up in them dude guess what they become my official hiking shorts because they're like great workout shorts i wear them down to go

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and I don't really care that we're continuing because last night Brooks Koepka decided to enter the conversation. Dave, can you explain the situation to us? Brooks Koepka has entered the chat. Am I right? so brooks and bryson kind of have this little beef going back to the beginning of the year maybe it was back last season uh when you know bryson was kind of notoriously a slow player might still be and people were calling him out he is and brooks called him out. Brooks called him out for sure because Brooks was the alpha back then. And I think the words

meet me on that. We could talk about it on the putting green were uttered by Brooks. There was some awkwardness and Bryson's been getting all the pub. He obviously won last week in Detroit and Brooks has not played in the last couple weeks due to a COVID positive test

for his caddy. I don't know if he ever actually tested positive, whatever. But he just dropped a tweet last night, and people are saying this is what the kids call a subtweet. And it is a gif, or a gif if you're Dylan, of Kenny Powers from Eastbound and Down. And it's just him looking really bloated, going after a cameraman, and it's like a news bite that says,

Kenny Powers confronts steroid allegations. And there was no context for it. So widely regarded as a subtweet to Bryson, just kind of throwing a little fuel on the golf beef. And let me say this, I am here for it. Yeah, I'm kind of on board with this too. As over the Bryson news and chatter that I am, it's just too much. But this is fun.

He actually makes me like Brooks Koepka more. I haven't been a Brooks guy, but I like i'm liking i'm liking kepka more in light of the the recent uh bryson hype for some reason i don't know why not me i still don't like brooks as much as i did before i think i think brooks is just low rent dude like how much how much real estate does bryson have in brooks's dome just because he's getting bigger and he's and like dave said he's not the he was not the alpha anymore. And it's just like, why, why are you so concerned with Bryson when you're not even playing against

him right now? I'm sure he's not playing because of a two week quarantine thing. And not just because like he needs a caddy or something, but it would have been pretty alpha had Brooks just started carrying his own bag and just playing without anybody. I just think, I just think Brooks is without anybody. I just think, I just think Brooks is low rent. I just think that like he,

he inserts himself into these conversations where he doesn't really need to be. And like he, if you're going to actually go after Bryson, just go after him at mention him at the dude. He wants to be added at this point. Like I think Bryson's out there looking for a fight. Does Brooks kind of feel like the guy who's like,

no, I don't care, bro, but actually really cares about what social media stuff? I can see that. Great call, Brett. Because the last two years or so of Brooks kind of rise to stardom all while being like, no, I don't give a fuck, guy. But secretly has three burner accounts and gives a fuck.

He's a great suspect for somebody that would reply to his own tweet and then all of a sudden it's like, oh no, I didn't switch accounts. Dude, he's got a little Kevin Durant in him. He also puts off the vibe. He'd be like, I don't read the comments. I don't even check Twitter.

And it's like, oh, you definitely read the comments. I don't even read the subreddit, you know, whatever. I've seen Brooks shirtless on 4th of July on his, on his photo that he put on Twitter with his girlfriend or fiance, wife, whatever she is. And I've seen Dylan after a pump. I'm sorry. Dylan's bigger than, than Brooks. Uh, not, not really. He's, he's thick. Dylan's bigger than Brooks. Not really. He's thicker than I am. He's got some girth to him. I think he's shedding. He's just not cut.

He's actually shedding right now. Yeah. He's not cut. That's what his body is. He's got linebacker body, not defensive back body. I just think he gets too much credit for being the most in-shape dude on tour. I'm taking Rory against Brooks at this point in terms of just like fighting yeah but before bryson before bryson beefed up i would have said brooks was probably the strongest guy on tour just doesn't look the best with his shirt off so that's a great question

who is actually the stronger of the two, Bryson or Brooks? Doesn't Bryson have 40 or 50 pounds on him? Yeah, but Bryson apparently, if you believe what he says, he's not doing bench press. Yeah, he's doing machines and cables and stuff. I don't know if you put him under a bench if if he'd be able to one-rep Max Brooks. It wouldn't shock me if he could. Who wins in an arm wrestling

match? Probably Bryson. Probably Bryson, man. Bryson, all day. Low center of gravity. He's just so thick. We got Brooks just shooting his gun into the ceiling after he loses. Dude, the most in shape – okay, Rory is in –

I think Rory is in better shape than both of them, like as far as just overall. Don't count out Scott Stallings. Scott Stallings, he is low-key the most jacked guy on tour. He had some health condition where he got to get on testosterone replacement, and he is now just like a total workout freak. I think he's even an on-it athlete technically, so you know he's like all into the kettlebells and shit.

I think he's even an on it athlete technically. So, you know, he's like all into the kettlebells and shit. But Bryson is just Bryson's just a mound of volume, just voluminous. He's a balloon. Like he's a blimp at this point. That's just like walking around a golf course,

just drinking protein shakes in people's faces. And he's not finished. Like he wants to add more. What, even if like, is there an actual concern that Bryson is doing steroids? That's why I'm confused as to why Brooks is even entering this conversation. I have not heard that allegation.

I would think Bryson would be smart enough to know that like, if he puts on 40 pounds of muscle, people are going to ask questions and Nike might, I don't even know what the tour's testing policy is, but like, you know, that might be a red flag and he might get tested or something. But he is also, he's also like tone deaf enough to think that the tour would,

uh, would hide a positive test from him, you know, given how much they've gotten out of him for the last few weeks, they'd be well-served to just make him go play baseball for a year. It's not that crazy to think that they would cover that up. Imagine Bryson just absolutely raking in the minors. Actually, he couldn't be because they canceled that shit.

You making an MJ joke reference there? Yeah. He was. Okay. Gotcha. I mean, he's not a steroids, but it is very difficult to add that much weight that quickly. It's very, very

difficult. Good weight. Whatever. I'm out of Brooks doing doing this i was wondering how y'all would fall on the brooks versus bryson because i was gonna i don't recall either of you guys i know you guys were out on brooks i didn't know where you were on bryson necessarily i'm not here for bryson go ahead dylan i'm out on both but if I have to pick a horse in this race, I'm a Brooks guy in this particular battle. I like a little pettiness in my athlete. If he's going to subtweet Bryson, I don't hate it.

If I'm just here for the show, if I'm here for the entertainment value, I'm all in on Bryson right now. If I actually want to hang out with somebody in person and be around somebody it's going to be Brooks every single time but there's also just something I I understand where you're coming from dealing with the pettiness thing I do think it's good to have uh some pettiness in you when you're a competitor but for some reason I think Brooks is just his his bits have just worn thin on me at this point and I don't believe that on like on Independence Day that he was just sitting around eating like Japanese steak I don't I think he probably went to the grocery store or maybe even just like a

Valero down the street like a gas station and picked up some some supplies for a burger some one-handed burgers yeah and I don't get Brooks's I don't really understand where he's coming from with this stuff like does is he trying to be like the the internet mr international with his like steak takes and things like that or is he trying to be the strong guy like choose a lane and stay in it dude i think he is just pure stir the pot throw it out there content which i like right i don't mind the bson show. Like I obviously like watching him, you know, hit piss missiles, but Brooks Brooks, I love that Brooks goes out there. He, he takes some shots at Rory last season. Like I love that about him. It's not, he's just not

another boring, uh, doing AT&T sponsored posts on his Instagram kind of golfer at Jordan speed. Sorry. The one thing I do like about Bryson though, is he clearly wants to do this because he wants to, to be good at golf and he's doing it as an investment in himself. And he's clearly driven to get bigger and to hit the ball further and to win tournaments. Whereas I don't like Brooks's attitude of like,

Oh yeah, I don't even practice. It's like, okay, sick dude. Like that's kind of insulting to everybody else that's a peer to you or to kids who might have a dream of doing it. It's just lame to me.

I just hate it. He's the true bad boy. The guy's a douche. It's pretty hard to deny that Brooks Koepka is just a douchebag. Bryson's not as douchey, but I don't know, man. It might be the media's fault, but I've had too much Bryson. Bryson's not as douchey, but I don't know, man. It might be the media's fault, but I'm just, I've had too much Bryson. I like Bryson's more of a Bryson's more of a tool. Brooks is more of a douche.

A hundred percent. Yeah. That's very fair. Yeah. I like having my friends to have a little douche and a little tool in them, no matter what, like the right amount. Like I like to have it sprinkled in, but I think Brooks is just trending too much,

but maybe, maybe behind closed doors, he just sprinkles it and he doesn't just like throw it in your face. Should we do this weekend in fun? Is it time? I mean, you never ask, dude,

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he's going to be missing his mom because he's staying with me for seven days in a row. We're just going to be chilling at the crib, man. I'm not kidding. We are not leaving. I'm going to have groceries delivered to me. We might try and sneak away on Friday morning

and go see if we can get a pool session. There are two pools in my neighborhood. I feel like if I go early on Friday, there won't be anybody there. But we're going to have to play that by ear, see how it goes. That's all I have, man. I have absolutely nothing.

Something tells me you're going to be playing some Call of Duty this weekend. I may be just getting slaughtered in Call of Duty all weekend long, yeah. If you want to squad up and make a team, I mean, you, you Parks and I could probably be pretty even,

even across the board in terms of skill level. Can you imagine us three on the sticks together as a team? Dude, one, one hit and I'm just, I'm just going everywhere. It's done. Where are they coming from?

What are you doing this weekend, Dave? That's it for me. You know, it's funny. I know a guy who played with Dylan recently, and apparently Dylan's strategy, he just runs around with a riot shield. He's a riot shield guy in Warzone. Man.

What does that mean for the people out there? It's mainly me. All right. So you can get it to a riot shield. It's bulletproof. You hold it up in front of you and it's bulletproof. It protects you. But you can also use it to hit people

with. So I'll be in a room with someone and I'll have an assault rifle out and he's just standing there in the corner with a riot shield like, oh, what do I do? I can't shoot this guy. And he just runs up to me and beats me to death with this. I would 100% do that. What do you do?

I don't have a grenade to throw at him. It's terrible. The riot shield is in lieu of gun. You have a gun, but you have two weapons. You switch to the riot shield. Basically, your only move is to protect yourself or melee and uh

it's very effective if you're if you don't have anybody who creeps up behind you and executes you now that i know that you can just like sit in a corner and protect yourself with a shield i'm 100 just doing that every time why don't why would i bother learning to be good at the game i love that i feel like i feel like a grenade launcher would take you out though still i i don't know. I've never tried it. C4. C4 is a good one.

Yeah, just pre-workout. Come on. That's good. Oh, my weekend, I'd probably what Dylan just said, minus the pool thing. Oh, UFC 251. Great card. Great card. Great card. Saturday night.

You got Jorge Masvidal. I think we talked about this a little bit on Monday. Taking on Kamaru Usman. That's going to be good. And there's some other great fights on there. You got Aldo, who's the legend, versus Peter Yan. Max Holloway, Volkanovski. It's going to be great. It's going to be great.

It's going to be a great card. Definitely worth dropping some money on. I cannot wait until we can watch these fights together again. That's so fun. Yeah. It is. Fight Island in Dubai, is it, Dave? It's either Dubai or UAE.

I think it's Dubai. Dubai tends to be the more lit. That's what I've heard. But yeah, besides for mowing Dylan's lawn and Dave's lawn, I'll maybe try to get a driving range session in at some point just to get out of the house in the morning Other than that I got I got nothing. Did you just go work on your short game dog?

Do my bird dogs? Yeah, this weekend this weekend just like you guys got a whole big bag and nothing Austin's pretty shut down. So I don't really see myself doing too much early morning wake-ups for some epl games and uh outside of that i think just doing a lot of chilling i did start a career mode in fifa so so now now that i'm a manager i'm uh i'm just snatching up players left and right what's your manager big time my manager name yeah it's a play on my name uh i didn't want to use my my own name because i thought that was lame so i called him fritz williams

nice not a bad name not a bad i don't hate that at all yeah i know he's a hottie too dude i'm the hottest manager in the epl right now all i do is what all i do in every press conference is toss on an oatmeal sweater and sit down and answer questions it's great you're just a smoke show of a manager yeah they have no they have no way of of uh of making the the the characters that you create uglier like they're they're all good-looking people like objectively and you can't make them look like very very like you and so i was like well i guess i'm just gonna be a hot like kind of latin or spanish dude sure enough i am yeah that was the move yeah you can't even go full beard it's just five o'clock shadow only dave did you make your guy in in call of duty based on you because you look just like him

so i no i didn't that was just the that was the character i don't know he's like some kind of ukrainian mercenary or something and uh he just happens to kind of look like me but i'm now rolling with a different dude who's like an asian he's a he's uh special some special ops guy uh named ronan and he kind of looks like john cena so that's my guy now i don't look anything like him you might be surprised to learn that i don't look like a asian special ops guy of looks like John Cena. So that's my guy now. I don't look anything like him. You might be surprised to learn that I don't look like an Asian special ops guy who looks like John Cena. How do you know what John Cena looks like when you can't actually see him? That's a great point.

Well, I'll do some Brett's breaking news. It's been a while. It has been a while, guys. I'm happy to be here. I have a little choose-your-own-adventure for you today. Will, do you want to go PGA Tour golf, Circling Back podcast, or Oregon? Ooh, you know Dave and I have been riding hard for Oregon lately. Let's start off with Oregon. Well, Will and Dave, in Portland, a man was arrested for stealing a car after he ran it into a woman driving another stolen car.

Damn. I didn't know Oregon had this heart of people. Sources say two stolen cars and they just happened to crash into each other. And that's how they got them both in one foul swoop. It's been so long since I've heard him say both. This sounds like a rom-com that Will would watch 100 times. No, this sounds like the homie in GTA. Dave, it's not a meet-cute.

They're going to jail. Strangers in the night. Stealing cars, lovers. I don't think they fell in love after they crashed into each other there's still time hard to say Dylan the Ryder Cup was postponed

until 2021 officially today hmm you hate to hear that and furthermore after that the Ryder Cup has been postponed a year every year now. Oh. They're just pushing the whole damn thing back.

So now we're going odd years for Ryder Cups. So what's up with the President's Cup? Are they switching that too? The 2022 one at Quail Hollow is officially switched. To 2020. And, excuse me, the 2021 one switched to 2022. Unclear if they are going forward in years of two as well. What about the one at Quail Solid?

Will, come on, man. It's hard to say. I don't exactly know about Quail Solid. Man, I look forward to their fan-friendly process for obtaining Ryder Cup tickets next time around, man. It's just the easiest. It's completely fan-friendly, and it's not in any way a rigged system. It worked for me once.

Sold them. F you. Also, the 2029 Ryder Cup, I don't know if that was announced, but it's at Hazeltine. I feel like nine years is just kind of too long to forecast things. But shouts to Hazeltine. I've but it's at hazeltine i feel like nine years is it's just kind of too long to forecast things but shouts to hazeltine i've heard it's awesome yeah it does seem like a long time to forecast it out but i guess it makes sense you got to get prepped dude it's like when these big these big college football programs will schedule a home and home in like

2032 it's like oh cool hope i'm alive to watch that yeah and like dude it's kind of a bummer uh texas won't go to lsu this year i mean they i mean they might but like who knows if we're not i mean let's say this it's a bummer that if they do go none of us are going i was 100 going to try to go to that game before coronavirus hit and now it's man, that would have been the best. And then some circling back news. A tweet went out recently, as in like an hour ago, that said, describe your favorite circling back moment, comma, as boring as possible. Would you guys like to hear some of the responses, of which there are many? Yes.

Yes. I scheduled that tweet and forgot that I scheduled it. Man, I'm glad you did. We got stupid responses. Dylan thinks he can survive a volcanic eruption. Yeah. That's true. You got it.

Dave finds a dog. Is this Anzo? Anzo. Dave imitates a reptile. Okay. That happeneditates a reptile. Okay. That happened on this very podcast. None of these are boring. Like all of these are compelling.

The description though, pretty boring. Yeah, imagine you actually imitating a reptile, Dave, not a gardener snake named Dave. Much different impressions there. It's true. Colleague's gut biome is in poor health. I don't know if Dave would know. Yeah, at this point, we're not sure who it is.

Probably me. That wedding in California. Who got married in California? Oh, yeah. Shouts to me. Valerio. Shouts to me. Valeria. Shouts to the OC. Dude, these all sound fun to me.

I'm agreeing with Dave. These sound lit. There's nothing boring that happens on this podcast. They're all good. They're just all good. Dylan tried to dunk. That was pre-circling back, i mean as long as people are still talking about it i'm happy uh we do have one thing we do have one announcement before we head out

today you guys ready for this video man randy savage will be doing a reddit ama on fr, 11am Central Standard Time reddit.com slash r slash circling back I think maybe circling back podcast, just google circling back reddit, Randy's doing an AMA he's probably I'm kind of worried that Randy's going to sink

the company does anyone have any yeah we talked about that somebody's going to ask him a very official question sink the company does anyone have any yeah we talked about that like somebody's going to ask him like a very official question about the company and he's not going to realize that he probably shouldn't answer that question and then all of a sudden like the feds are knocking on the door or solar panel yeah maybe we should maybe we should have him run his answers through us first like i i'm gonna have him just like telephone his answers into me and I will type them out. All right, guys. And keep an eye out for a column on Friday.

Yeah, Brett's teasing. I'm just teasing something. We'll see. Anything else, boys? Let's get out of here. It was a pretty good episode, I think. I mean, being at home is not ideal,

but you know what? Now that we're, now that we're skilled in this, I don't feel as bad about doing it. And, uh, everyone stay safe out there this weekend. I still hate it for the record.

Well, yeah, I mean, I would obviously rather be in person. Dylan say bye again. Bye. Shut up. Bye. say bye again bye