Circling Back - Some News & Some Cialis

Episode Date: March 26, 2025

Some news about Will's future, Brian Johnson being accused of being a fraud for taking Cialis, everyone's pissed about the Noah Kahan commercial, Randy gets an egregious mid-episode 'gram off, This Weekend in Fun, and more. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (16:04) Well, some news! (25:15) Noah Kahan goes Masters (43:21) Randy’s got a segment (48:10) Brian Johnson Cialis Admission (53:25) Can’t stop thinking about this dude’s bedside table (1:05:00) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Shopify: www.shopify.com/circling  Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (WASHED20 for 20% off) Tecovas: www.tecovas.com/crclbk (10% off!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are coming. All right, we're back circling back podcast Wednesday, March 26th. My name is Will DeFries to my left. I'm on sure. I don't know. We've had enough. We've had enough. Do you dislike her? You just don't want to hear about it. I don't dislike her, but I don't like her. I guess I'm pretty indifferent about her, but her exposure is run its course. It's been enough. She doesn't have the juice to stay famous. She was a flash in the pan. She had a funny street interview and we don't need all this. That's my take. Okay, who should have more Instagram followers Hawk to a or me or Ashton Hall Ashton Hall.

Are you kidding? But Ashton Hall has become a little too aware. He's somehow self aware without being aware at all. Well, he had he did another morning routine video and he in the, on the video, he's talking about like, he goes, he's on the phone. He goes, yeah bro, like I was really in the air for four minutes.

So we said the best thing for him to do is just ignore all the noise and just keep doing his thing. But he's kind of, I don't know't know i did say i did see he's trying to get someone up to 20 000 no is that right okay that checks out looking at a bro price went up he's using a round top today drizzy drake fax oh yeah what's he doing? His ranch is out that way. He's just shopping Okay, Washington County. Yeah He's got a piece of property significantly. I never large think he owns the minerals. I've never been out that way

Floodplain a belief he's got the mineral rights. I would think so. That would be the first thing I asked for Does he have the air rights too? Can he do solar? Does he have sun rights? Tell me about sun rights. Does he have rights to the sun? Well, I think we all do. Okay.

Okay. Yeah. That's good. I thought he tried hiding his son. Ooh, Randy. Ooh. Come on, man. Pretty good.

You're so hot right now, you might as well. Well, yeah, go again, hold on, hold on. Here we go. Reset, reset. You just crashed out mid sentence. Go again. Man, you're so hot, you might as well be walking on the sun. Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah. You know what? We're gonna give you your own little segment today. You're gonna get your own little segment there buddy. Thanks. We're gonna give you your own little segment there, Hoss. All right. Thank you. How about that?

Thank you. Don't fuck it up, man. Hi. All right. He's off to a pretty hot start. He's been sending me memes from different places in the office. Can you explain the meme that Randy sent to you earlier, Dave? Some trash a hot start. He's been sending me memes from different places in the office. Can you explain the meme that Randy sent to you earlier, Dave? Some trash can, Paul. It was the meme said, today is national take a long shit at work and get paid for a day. And when Randy sent it,

I know he was in the gentleman's room. I was taking a Mondo. Okay. So you sent me a timely meme. It was a real time meme. I looked down. I labeled it accurate. I was like, oh, okay.

This is kind of inappropriate. Not a lot of industries where you can send that to your boss. True. Vile. So I didn't send it to you. It's inappropriate. Yeah, you know I don't like that humor. Gotta get your head out of the gutter. I could hear the fan on,

didn't know who he was, and I glanced down and I was like, oh, it's Randy. This is why he sent this. Because it's otherwise it's a fine meme. It's not like I wouldn't say it's one you have to send. I mean, when that when that I opened my phone and that was first thing I saw, I said, I got to send this to Dave. Presend on that thing. Why was Dave the recipient? Why did you? Why did your brain go there?

Because I feel like you would have found it funny. Okay. Especially he would have been aware of the situation that we were in as well. Randy sends me a lot of memes. Yeah, I sent him the most memes out of anyone in the office. I'm kind of a does he acknowledge them? It's messed up. Yeah. Yeah. At a minimum give him a heart. Yeah. Oftentimes the LMAO.

It's all I need. It's all I need. What about a raffle? Anything like that? Yeah, I was doing raffles, raffle? Anything like that? Yeah. I'm almost doing a raffle, dude. Or a R-O-F-C. I still don't know. Rolling on the floor cackling. Okay.

Oh. What about rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off? You ever seen that one? It's fucking stupid. Raffle of the mile? What? Yeah, it's a lot of letters. Sounds like a Sesame Street character.

Does it? Does it? You spell it out. Sound it out. Yeah. Maybe. Raffaello. Raffaello. Whatever. Do you guys know about Tiny Chef? Little Green Guy? It's on Netflix? No, okay. Um, I think I might Dave I think I might the tiny chef show this little guy. Yeah, I have seen this little gent So it's been a big player in the house lately. Is it pretty chill looks chill. It's good. And then this morning We're watching one and at the end the credits rolled by and it was written by Jordan Gershwitz Yeah, our old pal that used to do some work for Grand Ex on the movie front. His name is on everything my son watches.

Hot Wheels. Is that right? That show. It's crazy. It's crazy. The derogatory term. Good for him. It's looks like a vibe.

Yeah, we're talking about children's television shows, not politicians. David? Right. But he's dabbled in a lot of shows and the tiny chef is one, it's a Nickelodeon show, which is why you probably, it probably catches your eye. Nick Jr.

No, like it's everywhere. Isn't it? He's taken over. It's a- Gersh, your tiny chef. Gersh, man. He's got a little niche, huh? Yeah. Yeah.

He's probably the most present in my life out of a lot of Grand Ex people, unintentionally. I wonder what that's like to write a, I don't know. I kind of want to write a children's book. It's giving a lot of a bear in the big blue house vibes. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Two time Emmy nominated.

Dude, that's what's up. That's what's up. That's what Grand Ex does, dude. It kicks out just fucking big award or something. Yeah, like us. Like you. Yeah. Yeah. Weren't you nominated? Yeah. Weren't you nominated for Christian Man of the Year? Yeah. Anybody watching gemstones yet? No. Okay. I I'm not because I'm rewatching it with Chelsea who hasn't seen it yet. You know, you could shows like this that have like

a based on this style of humor. There can get to a point where you're like, okay, I think this happened with vice principals maybe where you've seen enough. You're like, I know what this is about to be, but it's still hitting. Well, my issue with still bounding down was that it just got so damn depressing.

Eastbound. Yeah. Like I can only watch someone spiral so much and he spiraled so much that I had to stop. I had to tap out. That show lost its way in the latter seasons for sure. Usually when people go to Mexico, things get more fun in their life. He went to Mexico and just went on an absolute tear. Dude, when they brought it back though, when he got a, when they put him on the sports sesh, which is essentially the best damn sports show, but it was like the sports sesh, that

will forever be underrated comedy. That was ahead of its time. Yeah. Jemstones is something I need to get on. I've been lazy. It's a good season. And Eli's, this version of Eli Jemstones is something I need to get on. I've been lazy. It's a good season. And Eli's, this version of Eli gemstones is potentially goaded.

Okay, okay, very noted. I don't know what's stopping me besides the weird first episode. Bradley Cooper though. It is Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper. You hear it Dylan, it's Bradley Cooper. Bradley Cooper. Mm-hmm, mm it Dylan, it's Bradley Cooper. Bradley

Cooper. Handsome man. Silver linings notebook. He's been in a few things. The hangover. That's true. The guy in Avengers or what's it called? Galaxy Guardians. I got that. A Star is Born. Rocket. Rocket. The voice of Rocket. Failure to launch. I said guys. Limitless. A few more probably too that we're not, we haven't listed yet. What's the Chris Kyle movie? American Sniper.

Oh, there you go. Wedding Crashers. Sackman. The Sack. Trapster, Sack. Damn, sluts. Okay, now you do a quote. Yeah, what do you got?

What's the? Now you do a quote. Yeah. What do you got? What's the, the, the painting, the Todd, it's a, it's my painting, Todd. I'm taking it with me. The painting was a gift Todd. That wasn't Bradley Cooper's line, but still it's that different characters. Yeah. Yeah. You kind of watch this. Oh, and here's, here's my Bradley Cooper. We lost Doug. Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah, thank you.

That's fine. Yeah. That was almost like Scott Conn doing Bradley Cooper. Well, Scott Conn looking ass. You could dress up like Scott Conn and sneak into a Vegas casino. You think so? Yeah.

It should be Twitter for Halloween. Hey, I don't think they, I've seen the Ocean's movies. They're gonna be on the lookout out for Scott Conn's guys sneaking in the casinos. They got facial recognition software everywhere out there. It's software that recognizes your face. It's just Dylan behind a computer,

just looking at everyone's face because he's a super recognizer. Yeah. Nope, you're not allowed here. I thought about applying to the FBI. Female body inspector? The federal bureau of investigation. Does it have a unique set of skills?

What is it? Getting dead ass last in a game show? You was even on. Tim dude. Come on dog. I'm sorry. I would have performed well yesterday. I'll leave you alone if you take those off your arms.

Yeah, you're sitting, you're still sitting like a trident. Not gonna do it, not doing it. Doing George Bush. Dana Carvey doing George Bush. Not gonna do it. I'm cozy right now man, get off my shit. It was a good game show man. Get off my shit. It was a good game show yesterday.

The music was gas. The top 277. Yeah, Randy did his music segment for Do You Know It, a game show podcast beyond the paywall on patreon.com slash circling back podcast. He themed it with Dylan's faves. I knew all four songs. I would hope you do. Yeah. Out of the 277 songs that you know in life, I'm glad that you got those right. Did you go private? Dylan's

faves is still public if you want to check it out. I'll leave it out for the people. There you go. You can catch a Dylan vibe, which is great. Look, there's some good songs on that playlist. I'm sure there are. Thank you. I'm not going to criticize someone's taste in music. I'm sure there are. Thank you. I'm not gonna criticize someone's taste in music. What if they're really into fish? I got five only. That's when they criticize you.

That's right. That's the dynamic there. You going to the fish show in Austin? I just don't see it happening. Come on, man. I would go to a fish show. If somebody was like, hey, I got extra fish to take, you wanna go?

I'd be like, I'll go. Like a traveling aquarium? What do you mean? Don't go to the Austin Aquarium. My parents took my sons there and I'm surprised I didn't get sick. Where is it? I don't even, I think like a strip mall.

You've been to the, oh, I think I took part. It looks grim in there. You've been in the Austin Zoo. No, I have. I've done it a few times. Need to? No. They have like the big dog animals.

It's a very easy like- So they just have big dogs in there. In and out. They got like the ones you would expect to find. They have an In-N-Out too? It'd be a lot cooler if they did. Would you shut up? Good grief.

It's a, you know. Glaring lack of primate. But there's bear, there's tiger, there's lion. you know, glaring lack of I don't get my dick twisted off. And then shove down your, your gullet. Yeah. Not that I would interact with a chimp if I were to be a. Yeah, I don't think they're going to do that.

I don't know. Like if that thing gets. It's not an immersive event. If this thing escapes, I'm in a lot of trouble. That's why, that's what I'm thinking. That's most of those animals. I'm trying to think. I think the central park didn't have any.

Yeah, but it's, but that's a small one. Like a tiger is just going to maul you and you're dead. And that's fine with me. But it's going to drag you off first. Because I'd rather, I'd rather get killed by a tiger. How memorable would the video of a tiger dragging Dylan V. Get my wiener twisted off you know. But it would probably pull your arm off first. You pull my arm off and just beat me with my my severed arm and I don't want that. You know what I mean? Yeah I yeah I don't want that either man. Yeah. I don't know I Yeah, I yeah, I

don't want that either, man. I don't know. I think I'd rather be alive with like no dick than dead. Maybe. Oh, that's a good maybe. I mean at this point, yeah, I don't. Yeah, like what's the point? Yeah, if I'm seventeen, I'm not giving that

answer. Facts. But like, I mean, I'm thirty-eight, dog. Facts. I don't know if I need that in my life. You're 17. You're rocking that Brian Johnson. No, yeah, you got the Titanic. Oh, no, they had monkeys. Oh, yeah. Do we need to talk his Titanic?

Will someone add this to the rundown? You're just 2.5 Seattle's now. Yeah, he's cheating, but he claims it's not, it doesn't help him. Some are saying it's the biggest doping scandal since Lance Armstrong. It's not good. I saw some guy on Twitter. I'll just put on the fucking rundown. Yeah, just put on the rundown. We'll talk about it.

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at Shopify.com slash circling, all lowercase. Go to Shopify.com slash circling to upgrade your selling today. Again, Shopify.com slash circling. Well, I am a little nervous because we're going to talk about something. Don't be nervous. Today is going to be my last day as full-time host of Circling Back. We have been talking about this for what feels like months now, I would say. Not months, but like, yeah, months.

We've been working stuff out behind the scenes and making sure that everyone's on board with everything going on. And yeah, a lot's gone into it that don't need to explain, don't really want to get into because there's so many different angles that we could take at it that I don't really feel like hashing out on a podcast. I don't know. First and foremost, you guys, everyone in this room, Randy included, have become like brothers to me and it's been an incredible time and experience and I've loved it. I have been very appreciative of all our listeners who've supported us and me over the last for a really long time. But yeah, some changes are afoot. I like for me, hold on, sorry, I wrote down a few notes to collect myself. For me, like, I know the show's in great hands and it's not like I'm going away. I am very much going to be a part of washed media. I'm very much going to be present in the office while I am going to spend some time working

from home just to do some undistracted dedicated work some mornings. I will be coming into the office very often. I've gotten clearance from Dave and Dylan to hop on whenever I want, which I very much intend to do. We had to talk about it, but we're like, yeah, we'll let this happen. And yeah, I think I don't know what it means for me is I'm going to be working a lot more on some Sunday scary stuff that I've been working on or have wanted to work on that could be writing to merch to just building the audience and other things I'd like to really take a look at just wash media content overall and try to come up with some some new ideas to

implement around here as well but yeah yeah, I mean, like, for, for example, I'll be on an episode next week, because we're doing bit madness. Like I'm going to be around. Yeah. Even like even next week, I don't have certain things set up on my end. I'm like, I might just be in here. Yeah, we. Yeah, just to interject, we want to re emphasize he's he's not leaving, he's not going away. He's just taking a call to half step back. He's going to very much be a part of what we're doing here and he's going to be around

a lot. And we do encourage you to hop on literally whenever you want. Even if it's every freaking day. I mean, just whenever you want. I'm too circling back coded to not see things and be like, I want to talk about this to the point where I'm like, I feel like I'm still going to be around. It's, you know, because we have been talking about this behind the scenes for a long time, I feel like I'm a little more steady with everything than I

probably would have been three months ago. Had we discussed this, um, just cause it's had time to marinate and everything. But like the thing I've also feel, it felt like's had time to marinate and everything. But like the thing, I've also felt like I've been suppressing a lot too when it comes to like confronting things and thinking about the future. Like a lot of things that I've been meaning to do, I've just been putting off just out of like, oh, like, okay, I don't want to think about this yet. Pete Slauson Why don't you just tell people it's because Randy didn't give you a point for the marker

bit a couple weeks ago. Here's the thing. You know, when you start volume shooting marker face humor and Randy kind of doesn't reward that, it starts to make you take a look at the greater picture. And yeah. There's a problem. You're doing marker face humor. When, when, when Dave did marker penis humor.

It's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. So yeah, what I mean, I'm excited. We have a new logo. We have a new logo that's almost finished. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, I co-signed on the logo tanks.

Okay. Bottom left. Thank you. Thank you. Good. Bottom left was the gaso takes. Okay. Bottom left. Thank you. Thank you. Good. Bottom left was the gas. Yeah, it feels like... I don't want to use the phrase end of an era because it's not what it is. You're not like leaving, leaving.

But you know, we've been recording the three of us together since March of 2016. That's crazy. So we're talking exactly nine years, actually. Yeah. That's wild. Yeah, it's going to be a big adjustment for me. For all of us really.

I don't know. Yeah, it's not like I'm not moving. I'm not going away. I intentionally wanted to, even though I'm not going to be on circling back all the time, it's still like I want to be in the washed media office. I want to, I want to be a part of things.

And so, hopefully you'll see some different style content, whether it's on the podcast or whether it's what we do outside of it. Hopefully, I don't know. I don't know what my hopes are. I don't know if I actually have hopes. I think I'm just talking word vomiting. Also want to point out that Will didn't come in one day.

He's like, hey guys, I want to leave. It wasn't like that at all. He has the full support of everyone and what he's doing. This has very much been like a collaborative conversation from day one. And honestly, I'm very happy with what you have done with Sunday Scaries and it needs maybe some more attention at this point and that's fucking a great place to be so that part's really great yeah I mean we're

gonna we're gonna miss having you in front of that microphone every single day that's for sure more Randy though for the people who've been wanting that. It's Ria time. Okay, here we go. He hasn't thought about that, has he? We gotta live at the Ria times in here. Okay, so we're holding- Should we actually meet on all this right after?

You can still delete this. I think I might just. We're holding an open tryout for a third. We need a- If you wanna participate in the open tryout, please leave a voicemail with your type five. People are probably like, so what's the show going to look like? Will's out? Will on vacation?

We got some stuff cooking. I can't wait for the vacation, Will. Yeah, we got some ideas, ways to keep the show new and fresh and fun. And yeah, we don't think you guys are gonna be too terribly disappointed in what the product will be. I mean, there's a lot of people that don't like me, which you're underselling. So I think there's gonna be a few people out there

who are gonna be really excited. There's a lot of people who do though. The people that stopped listening, they'll come back. That's big. I'm joining dumb zone. Just kidding. The dumb folks took such a liking to me it stops listening, they'll come back. That's, that's big. I'm joining dumb zone. The, the, the dumb Fox took such a liking to me that they made me an offer I couldn't refuse you to go fund me. That one dumb fuck gassed you up on the subreddit.

That's right. Did he? One guy did. Like there was that one guy. Yeah. I liked that guy. There's a diamond in the rough. Yeah.

It gave you like, I told you guys, I said I wouldn't stop until, uh, I wouldn't stop until they all liked me So I've gotten all their personal information from the patreon page One of the hosts gave it to me and I'll be going door-to-door in Dallas next week starting Having sit downs with some dumb folks you should I think that they would like that. They'd probably like that It's crazy that come town gets back together for a show and then like circling that it just fucking breaks up in the same week. Something happened recently and I was like, I wish they didn't just do that.

Like get that, get that dude back because like, I think we're about to have this conversation now, now like you kind of did that like we're trailblazers here, we kind of are, no, it's a, know, it's a some anxiety going into because it'll still be circling back. You know, we're not going to lose our entire female audience. Dylan's still going to be on the show, which is nice. Yeah, the ladies still have their eye candy. They don't have their they don't have their tried and true number one ally of all time. Stop it. Yeah. Everyone's favorite. Everyone's favorite will definitely still be here. No,

but am I still going to be there? The rocks. Do they like when my usage rate goes up? Like they do. I'm pretty good sitting in the corners. Just taking your shots. But I don't know, dude. They got me running the offense. We don't know. Dude, the Will Mommy's got something to talk about this week. Oh, true, true. Speak. They're going to have some Randy's Instagram to talk about later today. Is that going live today, Randy? Now, yeah, it's got to go live.

Hey, how about you just calm down? I'm pretty calm, I feel like. Now you got to get it up before this show goes up. We'll see. The only note I have, Will, is best of luck in your future endeavors. Thank you. Thank you. Can we talk masters? Let's talk masters.

Make it make sense. I was in the sports book the other day and I heard something. I needed it at this moment. Walked into the sports book at about 8 55 a.m. went and sat at our table looked over and saw a giant line of people lining up. They're all trying to place a bet with you know, whatever you call them, the people taking bets, right before the 9am game went off and I heard something I hadn't heard in a while

on the surround sound. And it was the Masters theme song, just the tickling of the ivories. I love that one. Usually people start tweeting during the first, whatever the big event is, that when you see the first Masters commercial, people go crazy for it.

Golf Twitter loves it. First Masters commercial of the year. Let's get some numbers going. I'm listening to Valspar recapsps trying to get like horny for golf. I feel like you're already horny. I am. No, I am. It's just like, I need this to look forward to. My basketball season's been tanked for a number of reasons. Why?

It's just a thing. It's your bracket busting. My favorite player left the team. It's tough. And they're trying to's just a thing. It's your bracket buster. My favorite player left the team. It's tough. And they're trying to move on without him. It's a real weird deal. Yeah, it's a little odd. Yeah. Well, the new Masters commercial

has created quite the conversation and we're gonna play it now, Trademark Lobby Damned. Oh, Georgia, Georgia, Georgia, the whole day through, just He's the Georgia of a man. Okay. No, is it Kahan or Khan? How do you say it? I think it's Kahan. Noah Kahan. No, isn't it just Khan?

How do you say it? I've said it a lot. Khan! Noah Khan? It's not. Oh no, that's a Star Trek reference Noah Cain No, it's been recommended to me a bunch of he's got great songs people love him man, kahan I just like I don't love I hadn't added he does not appear on Dylan faves if you're wondering which is publicly available Guys, we'll figure it out. You don't have to DM us

Yeah, leave a bunch of voicemails so people aren't happy people are pissed because uh ray Charles does it best obviously he's also from Georgia the iconic sound of people associate Noah uh Khan he's a golf guy by the way with uh you know flannel shirts It's actually, I actually think it's not that bad. It's good. But when you play that and then you play the Ray Charles version, it's like, oh, why don't we just do this? I kind of think this is like the, this, I have no musical background. Doesn't it sound like this is the very, very edge of his range? And almost like, like when he's hitting the note, you're like, I mean, it's

fine, but it's like- The difference in voice, the voices is drastic. But you have like, you have the Ray Charles version. Ray Charles was born in Georgia. You don't have to do anything. You don't have to lift a finger to get this song in this commercial. And instead they had to like be like, ooh, should we get some new talent?

Let's get this guy that all the young people like. Let's go in the studio and like record this song. Did their usage rights contract expire or something? It's the masters. They can, I mean, they figure it out. They still gotta find a way. They still gotta pay for this song. Find a way.

Yeah, but. The Charles estate was like, nah. I wonder if he even owns, they even own the publishing of that song. Yeah, I don't know. I can't believe that like, this is what set Golf Twitter off though. Like we're looking for some controversy. Golf fans are sensitive.

They're so stuck in like legacy and tradition. But like everything aside like everything aside the biggest golf news this week was probably Tiger Woods hard-launching his Trump girlfriend and and like people didn't care really at all about that other than him just making fun of him for doing a social post to respect his privacy and then people get like pissed off that we're listening to an alternate version of a song for the Masters Like that's what took over the time to be fair that on the pantheon of commercials

There's not many commercials you look forward to true This is like one where you're like you don't mind when it comes on and when they threw this guy out there And by the way, like he's he's a guy who plays I think they'll put him in pro-ams and stuff Like he's a he's a golf guy. Okay, he's like he's a likable guy. Yeah, he's he's a guy who plays. I think they'll put him in programs and stuff like he's a he's a golf guy. OK, he's like he's a likable guy. Yeah, he's he's got some good songs. I just don't know why they didn't go get post. Think post, he would have crushed this.

Why didn't they get like outcast? Oh, that's and get the Georgia thing. Yep, that's what I'm doing here. Bieber gets his peaches there. why didn't they get him? That song never gets talked about anymore. That was like a touching bass song. We were kind of obsessed with that. I remember one day leaving the office on a Friday

and I saw that a new Justin Bieber song had dropped and I think it was when I was in a Justin Bieber bit phase. And pulling out of the Grand Ex office, listening to that song, it got my weekend started in a very good way. I think I went straight home and then straight to Little Woodrow's after. Oh man, there's nothing better. I used to live just west of Little Woodrow's.

You had the easiest ride home. I was always very jealous that you didn't have to do much to get home. You could walk home if you wanted to. I did one time. It wasn't a great idea. Noah Cahan and Post do have a song together, which I do enjoy. He's got a song with a Will Fave, Sam Fender.

He's got a Zach Brian song too. I stood in line at record store day once a few years ago, and the girls in front of me were trying to get one of his records. And I soon learned that a lot of people in line were trying to get that record. And they sold out in about 30 seconds of opening. And they were just crying girls outside of the record shop.

Real devastating stuff. I was like, okay, he's got an absolute following. That's impressive. And then I went online to see how much it would cost to just buy it, like resale. I didn't want it, but I just wanted to know how popular was this? And it tripled resale, I didn't want it, but I just wanted to know like how popular was this and it like tripled in price.

You didn't get the Wekard, did the Wekard sell out? Who didn't get your Noah count? Wekard store day was a boss for you. Oh no, no. You know what I say about this commercial? Shrink the game. You trying to take over that now?

I guess I almost got it. Y'all couldn't see it. He put it unless he put the camera on himself. He put his hands on his hips to say that. You know what, Randy? Yeah. That was a good shrink, dude. Yeah.

Run the damn ball. Oh, no. Yeah. He's doing all the stuff now. Peter, Peter, Peter, barber. I thought about rocking for today's episode, just rocking the oversized polo shirt and chubbies. It's too cold in here though.

You can borrow my sweatshirt. No, I don't want to. Okay. You gotta stop wearing it like that. I'm not gonna. Do we have early masters favorites? Who's your dream winner this year? Ooh, I like the cat. Ooh. I like Scottie Shuffler. Who's your dream winner this year?

I like the cat. I like Scottie Shuffler. I'd really like to see what he does for his match next year. I also like Scottie Shuffler. Yeah, Scottie Shuffler is great. You're not going to believe who I say. Fuck. I like to witness greatness.

And so I want to see Scottie Scheffler just kind of just take off. Keep taking off. This fuck. He's a long. You're looking for a longhorn angle. I mean, he's he's number one. Did you know that on too much dip Dylan's Dylan's now I'm like, hey, man, anything you want to add to the rundown? Yeah, I got something.

And every week that something is just it says SEC baseball segment. I'm like, oh, sick. you want to add to the rundown? He's like, yeah, I got something. And every week that something is just a, it's, it says sec baseball segment. I'm like, Oh sick. Dylan's just going to break it down. No, it's pretty much just him pointing out the A and M is like, uh, a disaster has fallen from grace. I mean, it's a talking point. That's it's incredible. It's incredible.

They're 10 and 11 on the season. And the same, the same factoid every week. It's no, It's incredible. They're 10 and 11 on the season. The in the same the same factoid every week. It's no they've fallen out of the top 25 faster than any team ever. They were just swept by Vandy. It's tough. I

hope they turn around and you have I'm going to make you continue. You have to update it all the way to their back to the. Yeah. I love that as long as it's interesting. How can they be preseason number one and get like just get their ass kicked? Dude, that's the way baseball go. They lost Schloss, dude.

Scotty Schlossler. Uh huh. That's Randy's pick. I want I want Jason Day to win the Masters. I want him to I want him to put that jacket on over an absolutely ridiculous polo shirt. Golf ball with a face on it? Yup.

I still don't believe that Augusto was actually reviewing his outfits. I just don't believe it. Oh, I do. I don't believe it. Dude, all those stiffs in that fucking front office there, you know they're like, this guy, uh-uh, this sweater is the guy to go. Here's my issue with that though. It's not that bad.

There are way worse fashion crimes happening every day on the golf course than what Jason Day is doing. Hey, Decker, you rolling? He's growing the game. At Augusta though? Dude, he's expanding. You button it up at Augusta, man. No, man.

They take that shit way too seriously. Tiger got away with wearing like a blade collar for years at Augusta. That's tight. They should applaud a guy who goes out there in the only brand, like one of like maybe two brands he's really rocking. It's like the whole fit.

It's like a Malbond out versus a guy who's out there with seven different brands. That's a fair tech. Which I think is a terrible look. I don't even like everything Malbond does, but I do think they do some things that are kind of cool and pushing golf fashion forward. They're a little well-coded in a way.

In a way, their stuff is not cheap. Oh, I would not think so. It's hard when we have like, you know, a Roebuck hookup to be like, oh, I'm going to go buy other golf stuff. Like you have like some of the nicest polos you can possibly get getting sent to the office. Like I don't necessarily need to go shop at a golf place. But like, even if I was spending my own money on that stuff,

Malbon still, it's not cheap. He was wearing a sweat, Jason Day was wearing a sweater the other day that was like a $350 sweater. I was like, man, I don't want to, I can't rock that on the golf course. I'd be worried to get dirt on it. I saw him do a vid with the Brian bros.

J-Day. J-Day? J-Day. Did they understand all his jokes? Hard to say. Oh man, that's tough. Shout out to the Brian bros. Did I give did I give DJ enough of a shout out from Vegas? If we're talking golf. Do you feel like you slided him a bit? I don't know. I'm just going to say this. If you ever have the opportunity to drink some, uh, some tall

boy, Modellos with DJ Pai, you should do it. He's on the creator council. Is that, is that, is that the thing? Is that what the creators? He's the price, the NLU rep. If you think that I wasn't quizzing him about the creator classic in the behind the scenes, you're crazy. Did he play in it?

No, no, no. He catied for Sally. I listened to the whole pod recap and it was electric. Like I, it sounds like that was a really fun deal. And I'm really sad that Dylan didn't get invited to play it. Me too. Would you have beaten Trent from Barstool? That's a great question.

What did he shoot? 27 over? Yeah, I beat him. Would you? No, I don't know. It did take him like five shots from on the island green. My game before I quit was in really rough shape, which is one of the reasons why I quit playing. So right now-

Do you think pressure makes diamonds? No, not for me. For people who are built that way, absolutely. But your boy, I would just cave. On a scale of one to ten, if you were invited to a golf tournament and you had and you had to hit a shot with like a gallery Like on a scale of one to ten, how confident are you that you could get the ball off the tee? What club would you want to hit like would you rather be on like short par three? Mid to long iron par three hitting driver or hitting like a hybrid or wood short par three really no way Give me that big club face of a driver.

Yeah, give me a driver and let me just swing as hard as I can to hope that I can just get the ball over these people. Yeah. If I hit someone really far away, like that's excusable. When we had that brief opportunity at Grand Axe to play in the Pro-Am, there was a small, small part of me that was relieved that we didn't do it,

because that would have been just a fucking mess. I was ready. I would have been a mess. And I was playing golf at that point. My game was in better shape, but I would have been just so nervous. When we did that thing with the tour that involved Sergio, Gentle Ben, I hit both my shots from the boat onto the green.

And I think that experience alone made me feel like I can do it. Okay. I have, what's the word? Unjustified confidence in myself now in moments like that. I hit some bad shots off that boat. I was so nervous to do it that I just said, swing as hard as you can and hope that you just get it there.

And both shots that I hit perfectly went into the green. And and I was like I'm the luckiest guy on this boat. Well, Gentle Ben almost killed somebody. He did. Wasn't he hitting left? He was hitting left handed and he was also like notably hung over. He topped, we're on a boat. He tops one left handed and it hits a rail on the boat and like ricochets back and he goes, all right, I want to stop. I went to go have a conversation. I went to go call someone from the front of the boat. And I didn't want to be on the phone in front of the tour people.

And I walked to the front of the boat and Ben Crenshaw is just standing there smoking a cigarette alone. I was like, I don't think he wants me here. Hell yeah. I should probably leave. Dylan, that was crazy because you also tried to hit a rail on the boat. Cocaine.

That's why we can't work at the tour anymore. So I brought cocaine to that. That's why people don't know this. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I don't know why but mean, Sergio was wearing some dope ass Adidas shoes and we had those purchased for day before the boat even got back to shore. That's right. I bought those immediately. I was like, I'm finding these. Someone needs to get these. Those are your staple shoe for a bit. I remember. Those were hot. They're very bulky. I finally threw those out. I did some spring cleaning last year and I was like, yeah, I don't need these. What if I gave you some footwear that you'd never throw out? Obviously talking to Cova's cuz anywhere worth going is worth going in good boots find your perfect pair of boots with to Cova's You know, we got talking points here. I'm just gonna say this

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Okay, Johnny Cash. They actually have one called the Dylan. They do. I do know that. They do have that one. Oh wow, I figured that'd be a white boot. Like Elvis. Cause I'm Caucasian.

That's, well that's, no, it was more of like, Elvis, your guy. They don't make it out of your own skin. Oh, okay. Crazy boy. Oh, they don't? No. That's good.

I'm glad they don't do that. That would be dope if they could take your, like grow it in a lab. Yeah. A couple of stem cells and like, here's your, this is your skin. There's, someone's thought of that and has put it into a-

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See site for details to Covas. Point your toes west. Randy's got a segment. I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to nobody Good segment You'll see what's about I'm scared you just go on Instagram Did rainy just get thirsty

Did you give a nod to your photographer for one of these? We're going to instagram.com. Dylan did take the picture of me at on the diving board. We went there and it was quite nice. Okay. Camp Will Mommies, which is where a bunch of female listeners get together and have a long weekend together. It's going off this weekend, which means that Randy needs to do an entire photo dump thirsting. Randy, did you review these photos before you posted? What do you mean? What are you doing?

What do you mean, David? I think you know what I mean. I don't know what you're talking about. Is there a certain detective in the photo? I wonder if he was brought in on these. Was he investigating a case Randy? What in the look the chair carrying photo like you do you have a prosthetic really remember? What is going on there? I don't think you could post it. I don't know what you're talking about What is wrong with you? I get it eight chairs is a lot of carry. I don't sorry dick print over here

No, it's River Randy. Is this, this is Photoshopped? I don't like this. Did you Photoshop a big wang on you? No. I don't know what you're talking about. I was just carrying chairs. I don't think you got it like that.

Why you try, Will tried to have a heartfelt goodbye and you're trying to totally cuck it by posting dong on the feet. No, no, no, no, he already did that. In the middle of it, he just said, it's Ria time. I can't believe this picture. Eight chairs is a lot to carry. I'm not easily shocked by an Instagram, but I think I'm flirting with being shocked here. I said I wasn't going to apologize and I'm not going to.

I said I wasn't going to apologize and I'm not going to. We've had more dick prints go up on Instagram in the last 365 days compared to any other media company out there. We had Dylan in October going full brain on the TL. That's true. Dylan, you did the same thing. I posted the photo though. Dylan didn't get to review it. That was accidental.

Randy. It's a good segue to our next segment. What are we doing? Can I leave the show too? That's it, man. That's my segment. Dylan, you cool too. Can you just do it with Randy?

Do it with the mailbag. Do this with Randy. Go give it a like. Fucking weird, dude. Randy. What the fuck this we need to update the board out there yeah absolutely bring Brett in here should I get him yeah get Brett real quick he's already commented what a bread say he said egregious that's what I was going to say.'d you think of Randy's gram? I already

commented it. It's egregious. Have you looked closely? Yeah. Dylan. What's happening? What I unbelievable. Is this even allowed on the timeline? I don't know. I'm reporting as inappropriate. Don't you dare. I've just did it. Just absurd.

Is is it a prosthetic? I don't know, man. I don't know. Does he have it like that? That third photo. I didn't even notice that until the ass in the tree is almost it's just like, come on. It's not prosthetic arms. I actually carried all eight of those chairs. Stop. I also had I also bought them and returned them from Home Depot. You just I mean, just just so trash. It's a big box store.

What? It's not like It's a big box store. It's not like it's a mom and pop. It's one hundred and thirteen dollars. I don't kind of like that. Yeah, I guess you don't need eight foldable chairs. Yeah. Thank you for taking the photo of me on the diving board, though. That's that's the biggest. I kind of wish I didn't contribute to this after I've seen the whole slideshow.

Somebody just walk in. Is it the **** horny police? Oh, Brett's Brett's watch is dragging across the table. Oh, sorry. Alright, Randy. Hey, man. Good Instagram. Yeah, cool. Good Instagram, man. Shouts to all the Will

Mommies out there. Happy, happy Camp Will Mommies. Have a great weekend. Now, they have more to talk about. I don't even want to like that. That's just self promotion. Yeah. You're just no shit. I'm not going to, I'm not going to like your post. You're gross.

You're gross. Let's talk about Brian Johnson. Speaking of, uh, egregious. He's getting out of here. All right, bro. Why do you have a sweatshirt on your arms? Thank you, Brett. Thank you for asking.

I'm just getting cozy. Good question. We're all wondering. So why? Brian Johnson, noted longevity expert and metrics guy. He's going to live forever. He started taking Cialis for blood flow stuff. Is this true?

So OK, he posted. So his whole bit, it's Brian with a Y by the way, he's going to try to live for as long as he can. He wants to conquer death. He says conquering death will be humanity's greatest achievement. Okay. He tweeted out that he takes 2.5 milligrams of Cialis daily. That may not really be a big deal, but his whole bit, part of his bit is optimizing his erections. He's tracking his own erections, his son's erections.

Hell, he'll probably track yours, Randy, his son's erections. He'll probably track yours, Randy, if you ask him to. It's like Barry Bonds saying that he's gonna take steroids because it's gonna help him recover from injury faster. But like, oh, crazy, it also helps me hit bombs. Oh no. How does the tracking of the erection, what technology is in play here? They basically every night he rolls out of bed that team comes in there

Pulls back the mattress cover and looks at the mattress and see The depth of the hole that's been punched into it. Okay He's a tummy sleeper. Okay. I think he has some type of device like an Orakoc ring or something like that. I'm pretty sure that like when we first went in. An Orakoc ring. There's a way too casual. Way too casual. Way too casual about that. He has something that he has hooked up, I'm pretty sure. An Orakoc ring. What do you do when your hero's cheating? This is scandalous. I said numerous times that if Miguel Cabrera got caught juicing and still won us a World Series,

I absolutely wouldn't have cared. Just let the guy juice. Yeah, who cares? I don't care who juices on my team. If you get a World Series and they don't take it away, and they're never gonna take one away. If you were playing baseball in the late 90s, early 2000s and you weren't juicing,

you're leaving money on the table. So you're saying you juiced? I didn't't juicing, you're leaving money on the table. So you're saying you juiced. I didn't play MLB during that era. What'd you have? You should've. Yeah. You would've juiced. Yeah. I played T ball in that era. Because you're

getting left behind if you didn't. Yeah. So many people were doing it. I agree. It's like AI dude. Randy, I just don't know if I really want much more from you today. Yeah. Hey. Anything you say is just kind of disgusting. Everything's perv-coded now. If you go back to the beginning episode, Dave gave me my own segment.

He was happy to give it to me at the very beginning. It was already on the rundown. Yeah. Well. Did you take any Cialis before that chair photo? Nope. Wait, I don't know what you're talking about. Was that a tripod or did someone take that?

Oh, that was a tripod. That was a tripod, my friend. Cialis is good to take. It is a performance enhancer. That's how it works. Blood flow. Yeah, but so you want good blood flow to the muscles for athletic performance. Can I ask an honest question?

I feel like I've been having blood circulation issues lately just based on how fast appendages on my body have been falling asleep. Could I take some Cialis and get that blood flow going? Dude, yeah, you should. Like the other day I was sitting down and I was like this for a little bit. Suddenly both my arms were asleep and I was like,

they shouldn't be asleep just from going like this. Really? Yeah. I'm worried that a back is gonna reach out and be like, that's actually an indication of and then insert devastating disease name and then I'm dead. You know what? Also, when I said, yeah, you definitely should. I don't know if you should definitely take sialis. I again, I'm not a doctor. I know you're not a doctor. You should at

least look into it though. Okay. I'll I'll I'll ask the the hard questions to my doctor. Oh yeah. Oh, good pun. Yeah, it was pretty good. This thing's gonna get shadow banned. What podcast? Randy and probably get to throw ass and tits on the timeline all the time. Look at my discovery. Wow, dude. You don't like an ally when you're just like, girl, they get to do it, what can I? Why can't I? You get to do a lot of things that they can't.

I get that the photo of me in the tree, I will admit, is a little egregious, me throwing my ass out there, but. I just, I had to do that all. I'm shook. I had to do that all this past week too. Not liking, but but am commenting. Thank you.

Randy, can you bring up what I put in the rundown please? Yes, yes. I've been thinking about this for the past two nights straight and I don't know if I'll ever stop. You ever just see a tweet that owns real estate in your brain? Well, this one's the one that's gonna really rattle me

for a long time. It's from Clyde Hayesmore. I don't know who this is. He does, it says he's a washed up Boone State grad account executive, two times world weed champion. He likes the Braves and he's hashtag blessed. This guy absolutely hates the new master song. He hates the new master song. He hates the new master song.

Well, he had a tweet on March 24th, Monday morning that said, nightstand dump, no staging. This says a lot about a man. And he posted a photo of his nightstand. Let me ask, first look, this lamp and these little like figurines are very much you. Like I thought that this is some will freeze coated. He's posting this tweet as like a way to like show how manly he is. But like as someone who posts a lot of their bedside table, like I know that that doesn't

make me look manly. Like what's you can't say it says a lot about a man when you're just posting your bedside table with your cute little stork setup And to say it's not staged. Okay, he's got Some conflicting things in here. I know he's got two toolies on him. I think one's a Beretta I'm not sure what the other one is and then then he's got his Louis Vuitton wallet With the blistex there. What do you do if you walk in and you see the dude sitting in bed and he gets rattled He's just putting blistex on

Blistex always felt like or I always heard that if you use blistex too much it would like damage the skin Cuz they're like takes away a layer dude his coaster is made of bullets. Yeah, I didn't notice that just the casing Yeah, but it's holding like the closest thing you could buy from Yeti to a Stanley Cup. That's a great point Like like I'm sorry. I'm not trying to be all toxic masculinity guy right now, but you can't have your boy walking around that white of a Yeti. That's not for dudes who hunt. Yeah, you gotta put like a Ducks Unlimited sticker

on it or something. We gotta have something to- Put a widespread panic sticker on it or something, dude. There is a bottle of Astroglide lubricant. How is that, Dylan? It's a sexual lubricant. What is that Dylan? It's a sexual lubricant. Okay. And it's been used clearly.

It's almost out. Yeah, needs to re-up that soon. I posted a photo of my bedside table. It looks a little different. Do you have that? Is that on Twitter? I don't know. Why didn't you post your nunchucks that are in in control. Yeah, I should I should have posted my weaponry

I wanted that I wanted to keep quote tweeting the guy's bedside table making fun of it But then I realized that like I probably shouldn't cyber bully someone who's just open about being strapped up And he's gonna use that lube on you. Oh Randy like the guy that's given the massages on a guy's pecs. Okay. What is that? Dude, the audio from that? No, the audio from that alone

is one of the hardest listens I've ever had. It really is grotesque. Guy's really just getting in there. I don't like the way his pecs like move, but also stay in the exact same place. I don't need a chest massage. The faces he was making during that chest massage. And he was enjoying it a little too much. On the list of places I want massage,

my chest is near the bottom. Oh, if they flip me over and start working on the chest, I'm like, there's not even any muscle there. Stop. Your time would be better spent. Here's the defreeze. I think I'm a bigger man than this guy. I got my scented candle. I've got my my face spray that also doubles as a pillow spray. Oh. Get a little scent on there. I got

some early bird CB Dizzles. Shout out. Tall ice water. That's a better iPad. For the water. I notice you're going to more manly water. I notice you're going no cap. No top on the Yeti. Yeah, once the kids go to bed, I like to let loose a little bit Sometimes I take the case off my phone, too I'm crazy. Sheesh. I'm crazy like that. I

Tweeted one time I asked if taking the case off your phone is the same feeling as when like you girls take their bras off And I got one the first response was no well I deleted the tweet And I got one, the first response was, no, Will. I deleted the tweet. Fair enough. And it was from like a good listener who I trusted. And she's, no, Will. No, Will. Okay, I'm gonna delete that.

All right. It's a valid question. It sounds nice, right? I bet it feels good for the phone. Yeah. Displaying the watches in the case like this guy's doing is a bit much too. He's just doing a lot for someone

who's trying to peacock their manliness. He does have numerous clips though, ready to go. Yeah, he's ready to let those things. How many bullets do they need to put into an intruder? I don't know. This dude's ready to like go John Wick on him. Yeah. Yeah, he's ready to take down a whole cartel.

The stork alone, like the one on the right Yeah. Yeah. He's he's ready to true. That would be a good first move. They'd be like, ah, I want to keep my bat next to my table, but I'm worried Fritz is going to grab it and then just break my lamp, you know? Yeah. No, actually, what'll happen is Dan will steal it and walk around with it. That's when I realized that like Dan was the alpha of the office. He just took the bat. A Glock 19 and a Beretta APX a1. That's all I have a block 20 or Glock 20 in a Beretta A to a to mm-hmm unfortunately for him do catch me eating burrata bread the the bird

Hunting stitch thing in his little I don't know what you call that. It's kind of sick though. I do like that little, I don't know what you call that. It's kind of sick though. I do like that. Don't stand this guy. I mean, that's, that's, come on. You guys, that's kind of sick. Having not done a deep dive into this guy's tweets, I gotta say, I probably have a number of friends

who have had a similar setup here. Probably not multiple firearms in the nightstand, but seems like a guy we might've got along with at some point. I'm very sure. Dave, you would've absolutely gotten along with this guy based on his pin tweet. It's a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle and it says, can't fucking wait to mix this with Coke Zero tonight. Let's go.

You and him are absolutes. Let's go. I'm surprised that he's a big lighter guy. This gives Zippo type of guy or some type of over the top lighter. I used to think Zippo's are really cool in high school. If you had a Zippo, like you were like, you're serious. Dave, he did tweet at one point, me and my friends want to beat Noah K and Khan with hammers.

Real shit, we're out in the streets looking for him. So yeah, I don't think he's a big fan. Well, I mean, I didn't enjoy the song either, but I don't know about that. I'm not gonna beat him up with a hammer because of it. Randy might. Please. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Have you all seen the thread going around it or it's just like a tweets like worst tweets. What is the worst tweet ever? Yes.

On the site. It's there's some really good ones and most of them are just desperately horny. It's a fun. The worst. The worst. My quote tweet for that is just the honey badger Elon tweet. That's the first one that came to mind for me. It's the worst tweet ever sent

because it's glazing Elon. Head glazer. Which is the worst, this is like the worst look you can have. It's trying to get on Elon's radar and like jar his memory. It's like so, it's the thirstiest tweet I've ever seen. Hey, remember me? Yeah, I was that guy that we had this experience together.

Like it's just too much. It's too much. It was the thirstiest tweet I've ever seen. Remember me? Yeah, I was that guy that we had this experience together. Like, it's just too much. It's too much. It's a clutch move though. My favorite thing lately is just the II just like the one that's like post a pic where your body is

absolutely insane. Like, dude, my body was insane here. There's some really bad tweets. The first one you're looking at is bad. I don't want to look at that. I feel bad for her. People are like, well, read the tweets. No, I'm not reading these tweets. No, I was going to say, I can't even yeah, I can't even I can't even I don't want I don't want these like In the ether. Oh Okay No, okay. It's time. Okay out this weekend It's the respond the bottom are small I got yelled at by prostitute This weekend and fun presented by Roeback R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com. Go

there, buy everything, use our promo code, wash20 for 20% off. Why don't you just wear a Roeback sweatshirt instead of just wearing that wash media sweatshirt that you put over your arms? Because it's going to be 80 something degrees today and I wanted to wear a short sleep t-shirt but it's a little chilly in the stew. All right? Okay. Got any other brain busters for me? Not really. Did you know they have putter covers right now? Do they? Dude, look at this driver cover. Dude, they better not send all that stuff. No, please don't send me this dope ass driver cover with

dogs on it. Oh, that's sick. Are you kidding me? They're really doing the damn thing over there, man. Dude, it's a nice little collaboration with Seamus Golf. We had a ball knowers. We had a friend of the program, Intern Klein, here yesterday and we had some road back merch and he ducked through it and I think he took all of it home with him. He was real excited about the Grit gym shorts, which are dope. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Real excited about those very comfortable liner in those as well. They got polos for every occasion. A bunch of masters themed polos for masters coming up. The hoodies are dope swim trunks.

They got it all and it's all very, very nice. I didn't realize how many head covers they have. Sorry, I'm so fixated on this. They're they got flush with some. very, very nice. I didn't realize how many head covers they have. Sorry, I'm so fixated on this. They got flush with some. Yeah. Washed 20. Yeah, we need some of these. I bet Dylan's got like three of them. Yeah, Dylan's got, can I have the head covers

that you're not using, Dylan? They never sent me head covers. Can I have it? Yeah, you can have it. Dylan, I sent you a Slack. You did? You did, this is true. Did you receive said Slack? Let's click in and see what's going on here. It is a tweet. Let's see. It's loading. Give me a sec here. It's what? Okay. I actually

saw this one. I saw this one yesterday. I saw this one yesterday. It's a young lady. Just describe, you don't have to read, don't read it. Yeah, I'm not going to. It's a young lady talking about a guy performing a sexual act on her. And he said, how was the experience?

And she said, wonderful, my blank can eat. And he said, I know he had you you screaming which is just a weird thing to say it wasn't you just a weird yeah you're hyping up someone else's performance dude I know you gotta hype it a little bit what are you doing Kevin hey Dylan what are you doing this weekend thanks for asking well I got quite a weekend lined up Parks has a baseball game on Friday he's got one Thursday to to his first two games of the season. Friday night game, we got some rain.

It possibly get rained out. Hope it doesn't. I wanna see the little guy. Oh, we practiced pitching yesterday. You've stolen some, I'm not gonna say you're stealing gas, but he's throwing strikes. He's throwing strikes. How's his cutter looking?

He only has one pitch and it's just, you're just throwing meatballs right now, but he's fine in the zone. No movement. Why don't you teach him a knuckleball? No. Why? Are they allowed to they could throw a knuckleball right? They're allowed to throw whatever they want. My little league they wouldn't let you throw a knuckleball. You don't teach you're not supposed to teach junk to kids until they're like 13. Teach them junk dude. It can strain their arms. He could be the next great knuckleballer. He's constrained. It constrained. They're all he can be the next. He can be the next great knuckleballer. The next great Charlie Huff. Yeah. Yeah. It

wasn't Wakefield. Tim Wakefield. Oh yeah. Tim Wakefield. Oh yeah. I know ball. Saturday, head down. Call me Tim Wakeboard. Heading down San Marcus Way. Stupid. Have you seen that reel of me? Heading down San Marcus Way, my nieces, their birthdays are just a couple days apart and

they have a joint birthday party at my sister's home in San Marcos. Really excited for that. Congrats on being an uncle, man. Thank you. Congrats. You should go to Chimmy's. They're turning two and four. Go to Chimmy's.

Are the joints of the party going to be Sativa or Indica? There we go. I don't think we're going to smoke weed there. It's a hybrid. It about the children's birthday party. He said it was a joint party. Sunday, big, big day. Taking the little guy camping. First time camping for him.

Group of dads in his friend group, got a little group together. Five dads, five kids. Going out to Enchanted Rockway. Ooh. What if you guys get stranded out there and the only way that you can eat is by fishing? And you have to show that you can't touch a fish.

If it were life and death, I could probably make it happen. Honestly. Honestly, I could. Yeah. Yeah. Go hike off and just enjoy the outdoors a little bit. You guys bringing some booze. Sleeping in a tent.

I don't know. Here's the thing. I don't know if the dads are going to be bringing booze. I'm going to. All right. Do you have a travel cooler? I'm bringing a cooler. I was going to say, bring a travel cooler with some dad sodas in there.

Keep them in the bottom of the cooler just in case. They're going to be drinking, dude. I think they will, but I don't want to be the one that's like, hey, so what kind of alcohol? I don't want to be that guy. So I'm just going to bring some and see what happens. The TFM guy wants to drink. Yeah.

This guy was on a fryer. Yeah. That TFM guy just offered me a line off that stump over there. I'm excited for a man. Parks is really excited for it. So that makes me excited for it. What's the tent situation? Bringing a tent.

Two men? Or like a big, big old. It's a, it's a medium sized tent. Bush has one you can borrow. Yeah, bring him a tent. And flashlights and bug spray and you know, the whole thing, man. It's gonna be cool.

You should do mushrooms. I still think it's that kind of group. Yeah, probably shouldn't do it with the kids. You don't know that kind of group. How well do you know these dads? Pretty well. Oh, okay. Yeah, we don't like get together for drinks, but I see them all the time. You guys gonna play any pranks on the kids? Maybe. Maybe we'll do the old Goatman prank. Okay, dude, fuck around Goatman. Find out. Find out that something just scare the piss out of a mirror be fun That's all I got. I'm pretty pumped for it It's pretty dope Dave. I yield my time to you

I'm still thinking about fun things you can do on your camping trip You know come things you can bring I got some extra water balloons if you want them I'm good, man. Okay Did I do. Okay. Oh, a litter. Think it'd be funny to throw water balloons and leave rubber out and what are you doing? Dave? Just trying to be nice. cat opening day Thursday. Old Nate you've all be throwing for the good guys got the socks. See all these. We're giving him opening day.

I think that with the Grom schedule they want him. They don't want him pitching and since and I don't know it's some deal with the cold that's going to be when they go on the road. I don't know you have all the deal with the cold that's going to be when they go on the road. I don't know Yovaldi. It's I'm fine with that. He was a fucking beast in the world series team. So yeah, we'll be doing that. I've really got no plans. Guess I got a plan for this fucking show. Because I got to figure that out. show. I guess I got off. I was going to figure that out.

No, it'll be it'll be good. I'm going to be I'm going to be around. I'm going to try to go out and my new initiative is a chip and putt. It's my chip and putt initiative. I'm going to be catch me out. I may say, you know what? I need to block off a little time one morning, maybe Saturday or Sunday and go out and just not go to Grey Rock, no offense, but just chipping off dirt is not that fun. Maybe I'll go back out to where I used to go, Wolf Dancer Way, El Bastro, because they got a great practice facility. So I might just go out there and have a little morning, not going to play, but I might just go out there and practice.

I like the privacy of that situation out there when it comes to practicing. There's the only people that ever go out there and use that chipping and putting green are people that are about to tee off. So it's like, there's nobody there to watch you like routinely blade golf balls. It's a hike though, man. It is a hike. It is a hike, Dylan, but I'll be in a vehicle.

I'll be in a vehicle. He's driving to chip and putt. It's 30 minutes. Get it? Yeah, he gets it. I get it. It's like drive, Chip and Pops. Oh, I see what you're doing. You get it? Yeah. You get it? Oh, that's good. By the way, we've secured next Wednesday a special guest host to fill in

for the permanent vacation will. We'll have a surprise guest host. Very fun. It's going to further confuse the dumb Fox. I'll just leave it at that. It's Jake. Let's start the rumors. They're in town. So he's going to come back. Did they get Jake? Do they steal? I heard that Will's leaving and they're stealing. Yeah, dude. I actually think stealing Jake's like a huge upgrade. It's a risk, but dude, they had to take it. I don't know if him and Doran get along. Dude, this one's testosterone. Dor Jake's like a huge upgrade. It's a risk, but dude, they had to take it dude I don't know if him and dorm get along do this too much testosterone. Dorn's got a galaxy brain. This man needs to be studied Uh, what about you will you're not going on like a vacation to celebrate living the show i'm leaving town No, i'm going. Yeah, i'm going to to avoid reddit comments

exclusively No, i'm not. Um sally and I delayed a trip that we had planned last month for our anniversary and are taking it this weekend to avoid Reddit comments You need to go to Edna's and get I'll just get you a shirt dog. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, we need to make good on this Dave tossed a Dave tossed his shirt from this restaurant on the on the group tab for dinner So we all shared his shirt They wouldn't the guy wouldn't let me pay for it. Otherwise, I tried when he came out I bet you fought him real hard on it. There's a language I think it equated out to probably, how much was the shirt?

Like $20? $25. Yeah, so like it equated out to about $1.25 from each of us. It was a pretty big dinner. I think people have been happy with the results of the tee. Yeah, no, it's a good looking shirt. It's held up. It fits well.

It's a good shirt. Yeah. Everybody should have one. Maybe I'll have lunch there when I go to the Mexican pharmacy and load up on all my drugs. Oh, you should get steroids. Get steroids. Oh, little struggles. Can I'll have lunch there when I go to the Mexican pharmacy and load up on all my drugs. Oh, you should get steroids. Get steroids.

Oh, little struggles. Can you get steroids down there? Yeah. Can I get like a lifetime supply of Clomid? Get some Cialis. Ooh, Mexico Cialis. There you go. Mexico Cialis.

We never read his actual tweet. No, I don't think we need to though, man. He's a fraud. I know. Apparently he's being invested not investigated Apparently he's under some scrutiny for some NDAs. He's having people sign. Yeah. Yeah, it's him. Did he have some improprieties? No, I don't think it was anything like that. I think it was just like Maybe people were complaining about the working conditions

Mean you're working for a guy who wants to live forever. You think he's gonna put it take his foot off the gas Can I read it real quick? Yeah, I take 2.5 milligrams of Cialis daily not for erections, but for longevity Here's what the science says about Cialis and lifespan extension and why it's not the reason behind my three hour long Titanic nighttime erections a thread Titanic Nighttime and he claims the Cialis doesn't contribute to his erections. Here's why Okay, you gotta go click into the thread We'll say I'm not clicking into the thread

Clicking that's red house. Not well. Hope you have a oh, it's cabezas watch. Yeah. Yeah. Yep Keep your cabezas man, and I'll just come on Monday and talk about cabezas watch. Okay Should I just be on every and talk about cabezas watch. Okay. Should I just be on every episode from here on out? Well, doing my birthday this weekend, so if you can just come, sure. When's your birthday? Saturday.

Oh, I guess I really didn't get invited. Are you, I wasn't listening to you weekend. If you're available, come slide by. Now it's weird, because I kind of had to invite myself. So now I won't have to. I guess Dylan too, if you're done with your joint party, if you're not too high, you can come too. But you gotta address the theme.

Theme is silly formal. Do y'all for sure do that? I'm not listening because I'm not included. Silly formal. You go to like your thrift store and get the most ridiculous formal clothes you can find. Your birthday party is sneaky Brett Super Bowl. He always goes as Tripp Taylor. He loves it. He loves it is is very fun

I'll go as Nikki the knife. How about that? Hey that works. I like honestly that That is perfectly what we're talking. I like that cuz everyone has persona too. So I don't have a persona Is that why I'm not invited? No, she just goes putting will I? could Like so which one are you? Well, here's the deal. I typically don't chip around the green. I'll just putt. Yeah, I just putt. That's what I do. That's putting well. All right, let's get out of here. Bye. Thanks for watching guys!