Circling Back - Something Is Up With Dillon, Piss Missiles, & New Solar System Dropped

Episode Date: July 16, 2025

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We are coming day after day we are coming Well, well well looks like we're back. It's a Circling Back podcast. Wednesday morning, things are bussin', according to Dylan. I'm Dave, producing is Randall. Hi, Dave. Is that light new? Ha ha ha, you did the thing.

How could you not notice? We literally talked about that for like three minutes the other day. You did an entire segment on your new rig. Yeah. And Dylan just... I clocked out. Man, I... It wasn't clocking. It was not clocking to him.

Speaking of new rigs, sorry folks. We're back to 1080. We'll get back up to 4K at some point. Wow. This is embarrassing. I failed you, but we're going to go back to 1080. It's easier to watch than the 4k right now, but we'll get there. So if you're one of the people that goes over to youtube.com slash circling back and watches the show with their eyes, it's visual visual show. Um, then you probably noticed Monday's was especially shitty. Did you even watch it?

Uh, I saw it go, Randy. No, I didn't watch it. Let it go, Bob. No, we knew't watch it. Way to go, Bob. No, we knew there were gonna be some hiccups with it because Dan brought a switcher. We hadn't installed the switcher. By the way, I went and looked at that thing. I've never seen a switcher before.

It looks very, very technical. Like it utilizes a lot of technology, Don. It just switches. It's much more than that. It's much more than that of technology. Don't it just switches. It's much more than that. It's much more than that. It does some pips. Do you even know what a pip is? Picture in picture. Oh wow.

I had to like, wow. This guy pip was a big thing when we were kids and like TVs were gaining that technology. It was the shittiest quality. If you had a pip, was like oh shit this family's got it. But the quality was bad and you didn't use like it was just so small on the screen like you didn't really use it. No not at all. It was it was cool at first and then you slowly realized you had to be sitting very close to the tv to even tell what's in that tiny little box. And so you're like

it's cool we have this feature I like that we can can flex that we have it, but we're not gonna use it. What in the world is in that box? What they got in that box? So we'll figure it out. Like I said, I'm Yeshe's Patreon. I'd hopefully like to get the computer running because- Bro, he's got the doozy clock, bro. It's supposed to work.

Here's a little technical nerd stuff for anyone out there that knows. This capture card I have is supposed to be a minimum eight lane 3.0 and we have it in a 16 lane 5.0. So it should be working way better than normal. So I don't know what's going on. I thought of a new figure out. I thought of a new, whoa, this family on the block must be rich thing. We talked about this recently, or maybe it was a different podcast and then we talked about it a little bit,

but back in the day, if somebody had like a hot tub or their family had a walk-in pantry, I don't know. A question on mail-in that we answered, and I think we talked about the bullpen, boat, finished basement, that type of stuff. I thought of a new one, and my family currently is mixed on this. But if your family uses a regular soft soap for hand soap versus like the step up hand soap foams. Yeah. The Myers, that's a real like, cause the other day I walked in and we were low.

So I like looked under the sink to get hand soap and all we had was the soft soap. And I was like, oh fuck. I have a tweet in my drafts. I think it says you used to put Burnett's in a gray goose bottles. Now you're putting soft soap in Myers bottles. Things have really changed.

Yeah, that's good, Randy. Keep working on that. Soft soap. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah. Well, actually you probably don't, you don really changed. Yeah. That's, that's good, Randy. Keep working on that. Soft soap. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Well, actually you probably don't, you don't wash your hands. I didn't. No, I don't. It's true.

Dylan Shivery. And I'm just stoked to be here with you guys. I saw someone on Reddit that didn't like it when I call, when I call Randy Bud. Like I'm patting him on the head, you know, because he wants to just come in here and defend him. It's, it's, it's okay. I'm sorry, bud. Dave's, uh, Dylan just scared for his Jay. I get it. He's feeling me. You're coming for my Jay.

Look at him. No, we can't have that because he's shaking. Who would, uh, who would produce our video so well? That was quite mean. Yeah. You gotta be worried about your Jay, bud. I'm just joking. Hey, I'm joking. No, it's fine. No, look, Dylan, you keep patting

Randy on his, on his little head. I'm just so excited to be here. Why'd you check your smartwatch so cockily? Because I got a text. I haven't heard from Parks in 24 hours, texting him because he's on a boat. Yeah. And I was just checking in with his mom,

make sure that everything was fine. They're fine. He's going to text me soon. That boat he's on a boat. Yeah. And I was just checking in with his mom, make sure that everything was fine. They're fine. He's going to text me soon. That boat he's on is sick. Yeah. He's the kids having a, the kids life. He does things that I don't get to do and I'm happy for him. He's wearing an out of office hat.

If you're wondering where you can get that out of office hat, where can you get it? washmedia.shop. If you happen to follow, if you follow, you follow Park's mom on Instagram and see him wearing it, he looks good on like the hat looks, no little kid has ever looked good in that hat. He's got the flow, dude. It's the flow.

He says, hi, we saw some dolphins, dolphin emoji. No orcas though. He was hoping to see orcas. And now dolphins, that's tight. He's so cute, man. Rand, you're doing a fine job with the video. I went to the mall. Wanna talk about my mall trip?

Is it not on the runny? No, I don't think so. Yeah, let's talk about it here. But first, let me say this. We drop a newsletter every Friday, washedoutsubstack.com. Already mentioned YouTube. Dylan's track house tomorrow, which is thursday at two o'clock central not doing it tomorrow though Where oh you're gonna be gone. I'll be on my way to oh man. How are we gonna? How is this thing gonna run without him?

I mean, i'll probably be leaving pretty early too. I got a flight at 5 30. Oh man. How's this thing gonna run without them? Will's not gonna be here. Is Brett even here? Brett's not here Friday for sure. I think it's just you and Will on Friday. Good, we're just gonna cook. Embarrassed maybe. Like the old days, like the old PGP days.

We're just gonna bitch about office jobs and shit. Hell yeah. Yeah. All right, tell your story. This is my segment. This is the Randy store minute. Tell your story, bud. Because, oh, hey,

cause Dave wanted me to talk about something else too, which I mentioned last voicemails. But anyways, I went to the mall and let me tell you, I went to a store that I haven't been in to since maybe 2013. And I felt old. I went to Hollister. Dude, you can't go in there. Hollister is still around. Yeah. And let me tell you.

Don't go in there. Amber Crowe would be like, you can go in there as like in your thirties. Hollister, oh God, I was close. I was like probably equal distance in age to the parents that were in there than I was the kids that were in there. And I just, I wanted to leave so bad. Dude, you're going to show up on the Epstein Hooks list. I have more to talk about with that too, because not that, but the one that the Dems doctored many years ago.

So there was just a, there was a shirt with a cool design that like a Purdue design that I wanted to like go try on. You were showing me these yesterday. Some of them are cool. Yeah. The Baylor one was cool. So I was like, all right, I'm going to go in and see if I'm a medium or large because they have some UT ones here. So I can order the Purdue one offline and just waiting in line at Hollister with all like the teenagers to the fitting room. It just, I was like, I need to get the fuck out of here so bad. It was terrible. It might work for Dylan and I because like we're old enough to where it's like, I need to get the fuck out of here so bad. It was terrible. It might work for Dylan and I,

because we're old enough to where it's like, they might have a kid that they're buying for, but you, you're just a lost soul in there. Did you get a Pukashell necklace? No, no. Especially since I was going on the try something. It wasn't like I was picking something up for my niece or nephew or something like that.

You went into the dressing room. Yeah. You didn't get a choker? No, I did not. I did see some shorts and I was like, oh, maybe I'll try those. I'm like, no, I need to get out. I need to get out of here as soon as possible. I really had no idea that they were still around. Yeah. That's one that I won't go into. I mean, Hollister was like the brand when I was in middle school and high school. Like it switched

from, cause back when you guys, it was Abercrombie and like air possible. It was Abercrombie. Hollister started to become a thing. Towards the end of high school. Yeah, but. I never liked it. There's stuff that's too like, it was too like surf, surf

wannabe. Yeah. I don't know how to, Hollister was more like, it felt like it felt, it felt kind of posery. I don't even know. I don't even know. Like I liked, as far as like the surf stuff, PacSun used to be Pacific Sunwear.

That's where I went to do my surf reposing. It was definitely like 2008 through 2012 was Hollister and American Eagle. I actually worked at Abercrombie for one summer. I stood outside shirtless. They paid me minimum wage and young ladies and their moms would just walk by and they would just stop. And I was always like, yeah, you like what you see? And they would be like, no, we just can't understand why you got hired, skinny little bitch.

I was like, fuck, they're not paying me enough just to get belittled by moms and their daughters. So I quit. They left me off the schedule, really. I showed up to work one day, shirtless. And I was like, what are you doing here? And I was like, well, I'm going to go stand out front and bring some people in. They're like, have you looked at the schedule? I'm like, no, I guess I'm going to look at it now.

And they said, you ain't out it. Damn. It was terrible. Do you, would you like these pair of socks? Yes. That's right. You want those fucking socks. Okay.

Now you've really drilled down. What was that guy's name? Jimmy. Jimmy, Anita's husband. Yeah, that's them. Those are my managers at Subway. You want some mayo on it? Yeah, that's right, bitch.

Yeah, I'll get you some mayo, bitch. Just under his breath. That's so funny. So when I initially went to the mall, I went to go to one of those kiosks, touchscreen, and tried pressing it, wasn't working. And a group of like three teenagers came up to me and just asked me like, hey, how's it going?

What's the recipe to success in Austin? I was like, what's going on? So they just started talking to me and asking about what I did. And I told them video production, they asked, I don't know, they're asking stuff. And I was looking around, I'm like, are they doing an interview?

None of them had their phones out, so they weren't filming me. Maybe someone was far away. I was looking for a little lav mic, but, and I asked the kid, I'm like, are you guys doing interviews or something? And the mom is asked the kid, I'm like, are you guys like doing interviews or something at the mall? He's like, no, I'm just working on my people skills. And then like walk away. I'm like, I don't know about that.

So if you, if I pop up giving some really shitty advice about how to make it in Austin, in a mall interview from some Gen Z, like high school teenagers, just know that I'm aware that it might be. So you went to Hollister yesterday. This was before I went to Hollister though. You were just in the mall walking through.

I went to like the touch the kiosk thing and it wasn't working too. So I'm like sitting there doing nothing while these guys are talking to me. They asked you what the recipe for success was? Yeah, it was something like that. They pegged you as a successful guy. This guy's got his shit together. He's going to be at Hollister later. This wacky dude, he's got it all together. Just came up to me and asked me like how like, how to be successful. I think it was like,

how do you be successful in Austin? And like this kid was probably maybe 16 at the oldest. I mean, they seem like some chill dudes. I'm so glad that wasn't me. You weren't being recorded. I don't, as far as I know, I try looking at all three of them. And I asked, are you doing like recorded interviews? And he said, no, I'm just working on my people skills. I'm like, if that's really all it is, I'm like, good for you. That's a good skill.

Maybe they were like part of a program. Maybe they were like, have like a learning or like some kind of, you know. It could have been. School, I don't know. And they're just get out and meet non-threatening people at the mall who go to Hollister at 31 years old.

How old are you? 31. Yeah. They asked me what was like the best like content or like video production thing. And I told them about my sundress video. Like I was pretty proud of that one. So you had to tell them about your sundress TikTok. Yeah.

I feel like they would have enjoyed that one. It's almost a 12 million views. It's good. And then you saw the cork. It's almost like 12 million views. It's good. And then- You saw the cork. So I saw the cork too. And I also got a slice of cookie cake. Cookie cake is kind of sick.

It's underrated. Cookie cake is underrated. Well, say something, say about the sugar. I just don't eat cookie cake at the mall. It's just a big cookie. Yeah. If I'm mashing it, if I'm a big cookie, right? If I'm playing my sugar card, cookies are good.

If I'm playing my sugar card, it ain't on a cookie cake at the ball house. Oh, it's also not an ice cream cake. Yeah. Don't get me started by ice cream cake again. I love ice cream cake. We know, I will never do that again. And then, oh, I think Dave wanted me to bring this back up.

I steamed about it at last voicemails. Halloween stuff in the fucking stores, Dave, in July. Yeah. It's too soon. What's going on? It's very early for that. Way too early. It's a little early.

Probably like three and a half months. I'll give you last week of September. That's when it, that's when it should hit. Early September. I think it's fine. Yeah. I think I, you know what, I have time to, you know, collect yourself stuff and set it up.

It cheapens the holiday. No. No. Okay. Dan, why'd you Dan? No, no, no. Okay. Well, I guess you won the argument, Dan.

He just hit you with no, no, no. Okay. All right. All right. Fuck off. Good point. Um, that's pretty much Dan, particularly him being the giga Chad and whoever he's talking to being the soy Jack.

It's already over. Dan's the swole ass bodybuilder, like with the giant hands at the keyboard, gassing up the dude on the other side of the, you know what I'm talking about? Oh, Dan, yeah. Love that, I love that. Those are good.

Know your worth, King. Yeah. But I was like at Home Goods the other day and I saw this cool candle that was a black candle and as you like light it, it color changes and it like drips red. So it looks like it's blood. I'm like, that's cool. I might get this. I'm like, it's fucking July 8th.

I'm not getting this candle right now. Sounds like candy paint. Did you see the whip out there? Yeah. Are you going to clean all the paint up out there? Nope. It's dripping everywhere. I the paint up out there? Nope. It's dripping everywhere. I know, you know why?

No. It's candy painted. Oh, I understand. You should have let it dry before you left the shop. Couldn't, wanted to stunt, wanted to show y'all. All right, I get it. Wanted to break y'all off something proper. Okay. All right, well great segment, Randy.

Yeah, that's about it. I thought you wanted to go more in about the Halloween stuff. No, I just wanted you to tell, I wanted to put it out there that, cause I found it to be quite unbelievable that someone would put Halloween stuff up in July. As soon as 4th of July is over now, I guess it's just fucking Halloween.

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I forgot the, forgot the all-star game was on. How strong was that early bird seemed pretty strong. Uh, got to little, little loopy, low high, got a little cozy. And I was like, Oh, and then you guys were texting about Rooker going deep. I was like, Oh shit, the all-star game is on right now. I didn't switch to it. I just kept doing what I was doing. Okay. That kind of kind of tanking the seg here. No, I want you to explain-

Because I know Randy didn't watch it. What did I miss besides Rook and Gullin Yard? Besides, you think I didn't watch it. You were probably moving. Besides Rook and Gullin Yard, what did I miss? You missed a swing off. I know. Well, maybe y'all were... Don't you guys do the swing offs at home?

Hey. No. No, we don't do swing offs at home. I did see that there was a swing off, which I guess is, how long has that been a part of the all started game? Hard to say really. Cause it was a tide at the end.

So they did a swing off, correct? Oh yeah. And the. Get your three guys who are most likely to go up there, drop their pants and take a huge piss all over a baseball. Get your three best. Of course, Rooker is representing the AL. Yeah, Rooker up there for the AL and he went first.

He had the. He had two, I saw. Very, very, very tough job of leading off. Yeah. Like get, we need our best and brightest, our best pisser. We need them up there. Get Rook up there. And he went up there.

Who's got the fool's bladder right now that's ready to just empty that thing. I was a little worried because he hit so many last night. Oh, and by the way, yeah, he went, he went deep, uh, to get the ale back in the game in the seventh. So I was like, dude, what if he has no more fucking P what if his bladder is completely empty? Well, it wasn't. He filled up again.

You get three, you get three swings. I saw Schwab. We're hit all three out. He did. That was impressive. So record hit two. Great start. I mean, it was, yeah, the only person knew who matched him was Schwab.

Yeah. I think, um, and, uh, look, there's a world where Schwab doesn't do that. Or when, uh, who was it who went up there? Guy from Seattle. Oh yeah. Jonathan Aranda. Um, he's not from Seattle. Whatever.

Whoever went up there last just went over and, um, it was tough and AL lost. But there's a world where AL wins that and Rutgers, your all star game MVP. Well, he's our show MVP. Overall, a fantastic all star showing for our boy. You did great. All people, people were wondering like, where was Otani, where was Judge? And like, Brett was telling me, like, oh, they were already back at the hotel. Like they were done.

They were in street clothes and gone. Do they do that? Apparently, yeah. You know, disappointed I would be if I was a little kid and I was like a Yankees fan, you know, I was all Yankee out and I was like, oh, here comes going to go up there. And now he was he's back at the hotel according, like wasn't even in the dugout.

According to Brett, could be wrong. We got Rooker. Got Rooker though. Don't need O'Tonny, we got Rook. We don't, yeah, I mean, look, I was watching and I was following it and I didn't, I completely forgot that there was even a swing off in play.

And when I saw that, I was like, well, this, this is the best thing ever. And then I saw the, I saw the, I saw Rooker getting ready and I was like, holy shit, we're getting Rook. Of course we are. Clay home run Derby guy. Should have been into the next round. Should have been in the final. Should have won the thing. He got a job. That's fine. He won the hearts and minds this weekend. He did. I'm very happy for him. He did. That's fine. He won the hearts and minds this weekend. He did. I'm very happy for him. He did. That's awesome. It is awesome. Good, a good show.

He's a real ball player. This guy's a real ball player. He's a real guy too. Is he your real guy of the week? I already gave that to Dan, but I think my, my, my might get better. No, you gave it to me. I will say Schwab are going three for three was sick. Yeah.

He's I, that was sick. I've, I've said that he has my favorite swing in the bigs right now. And I'm sticking to that. I use it. First of all, left-handed swings are just more picturesque to me than right-handed swings, but his swings dope. I showed it to parks is like a, like how this dude is just beautiful swing, go straight to the ball, mash is simple, love it.

I almost woke up my son to watch the swing off, but I realized. He would have been very upset as my wife would have as well, and also. Trying to explain to him what they, what they're doing. It's just like, it's just totally like any baseball knowledge I've built into, I put into him, like he would, it would just be just totally disassembling. Forget everything I've told you about the game. This is just a swing off. He's like, wait, what are they doing?

Is this like the Homerun Derby? It's like, yeah, but this is something different. This is, see, they don't do this in the, it has, you know, what? That's not, I feel like the All-Star game is becoming fun again. It's been, it was shitty for a long time. It was fun. Um, I didn't watch all of it. Um, I tuned in for Rookers at bat. Um, but I did see a lot of people bitching about like the in-game interviews early on. They're like, can we just, can y'all chill with this? Just everybody getting interviewed, everybody mic'd up.

Got to get content out there. I like, I like mic'd up while you're out in the field. That's fun. They could have never done that with me in little league. Can you just cussing up a storm? When I was a second, me and my boy who played first base, we were just fucking around. We were just out there just farting. We were just talking shit about whoever is batting.

Making fun of the eight year old that's up to bat. Yeah. Yeah. We're just like, uh, uh, can of corn. Easy out. Everybody, everybody scoot everybody. Everybody in. Everybody. Everybody.

Oh my God. They do this thing in Parkland's little league. If there's a kid up to bat, who's like, he's known to be like a good ball player. They'll say, Hey, big hitter. They'll announce big hitter. And then they'll back up a bit. And I heard one of the coaches be like, don't guys don't say that. That's lame.

And I agree with the coach. Don't, don't give the kid that. Don't let him know that we, that we respect him at the plate. It's not like a condescending big hitter. No, it's like a big hitter. This guy's good. Be ready. We had to do that.

There's, there's some kids in T ball is crazy. That's that sounds like, so there's like tape on the ground or where they're. The kids who are in the field should not go that much further than that or like that's like the line. And there's some kids who clearly like are on the older side, bigger side, have older brothers and who can mash. And like there's been some close calls with kids that are up too close. And so I'll tell Rhodes, I don't, I don't announce the kids, but I'll be like Rhodes, back up a little bit.

Yeah. It was like, we just saw this dude, like he can hit it over the infield. Like he didn't use it in parks or parks. Rhodes is one of the ones who like hits the ball pretty hard. Yeah, he does. He is, he's not mastered elevating it yet,

but he rips it up the middle. Like he, he, yeah. To base it every time. Yeah. Every time. Especially cause you know, there's a, there's no pitcher, right? It's just sitting on a tee. Yeah. To base it every time. Yeah, every time. Especially cause you know, there's no pitcher. Right, it's just sitting on a tee. Yeah, yeah.

Sitting right there. You understand, Randy? You understand tee ball? Bud? Yeah. You get it, Bud? We should mic Dylan up when he's like third base coach for Parks' games.

Just see what he says about the kids coming up. Dylan just sends them every time. This kid's terrible. They're always sending them. This kid hadn't got a fucking hit all season. He's awful. His mom, I see his mom on the stands though. Looking good.

Come on. That'd be good content. JK. Did they still do the celebrity softball game? The All-Star game? I don't think so. I don't think they did. I don't think they did.

I didn't see anything on it. Those were cool. They brought out Luda and Jermaine Dupree to do Welcome to Atlanta with a Player's Play. The Bluffs were famously with a Player's Play. Yeah. Like every single day they're writing on them things. Yeah. Not some of the time.

All the time. Isn't that crazy? Brandy's never written on them things. Yeah. Not some of the time, all the time. Isn't that crazy? Randy's never ridden on them things. No, didn't you just get like hydraulics or something in your car switcher? You say you got a... No. Oh, okay.

Get Dan over here. Dan just hit me with a, I got a 240T time Saturday, you wanna play? I told him I did wanna play. I can't play. My parents are coming into town. Take your dad. But this is two weeks in a row. Ooh, my dad, me, Dan and my dad would be kind of funny. That'd be fun. No, no. They have a different, it could, my 79 year old dad and Dan play a different style of golf these days. Dan's played with me. He can play with anybody. Yeah. I love the way Dan holds his driver.

He'll never change. That's the respect about him. See, he's the opposite of me. Like he doesn't like a hockey swing thoughts. He doesn't change. He's not always tinkering. He's just like, this is how I swing and I'm going to go out there and see, he does hit the ball really hard. It's probably a really nice way to play instead of being tortured. Speaking of golf, let's play that Hov quote, Victor Hovland, my favorite player. And he was interviewed today before. I don't know who's doing it, like where this is.

He's clearly about to play over in Northern Ireland at the Open Championship, but let's just play it. I think they're asking him how he spends his money. A couple of weeks ago, for example, I was on a boy's trip in Marbella. So I could try to spend money on things that are fun, like activities. But in terms of things, there's not that many things to buy. Like I bought a grill, a nice grill to grill some steak. And I bought a, what's it called again? Like a blender, it's like a ninja.

It's a ninja blender. Oh, it cuts it up pretty nicely. Just things like that. A couple of weeks ago, for example. Activities. I know he's lived in the US for a long time. He went to obviously played golf in college over here, but he has a barely a hint of an accent. Yeah.

It's, it's really in like the way he. What's the way it's like his delivery, like not as delivery, but like his, uh, speech pattern almost like it's very Nordic. Yeah. Yeah. He is an extremely likeable character. This makes him more likeable. Dude, just a grill and a blender. Just a 30 second clip, boy strip, a grill and a blender. That's so thick. So clearly the question was, I think he's doing this for like Capital One or whatever, one of his sponsors. He won the FedEx Cup a couple of years ago. He's got a lot of money, won a lot of money on tour. What do you spend your money on? Boys trip, a grill and a ninja

blender. Ninjas aren't that expensive. Like ninjas are affordable. Not to brag. I have a ninja. Yeah. It's fantastic. It works great. So I just love that mindset of like, yeah, you know, I spend it on activities and got a grill for some steak. He's not getting from Ares and stuff. He's just, you know, getting a grill. I was wondering where Marbella is. It's in Spain. It looks like it's a coastal town in Spain. Oh man. You know, they're a mob. And man, I want to be in his, I'll be in his squad Oh man. You know they're a mob and man I want to be in his I'll be in his squad so bad. Ah down there near the Strait of Gibraltar obviously. Ah Gibraltar. Ah yes yes. I think

he's at the southern tip or near the southern tip of Spain. Sick. I think he like splurged and got like a black stone. I would love to get one of those, even though I probably never use it. The, uh, Alyssa's uncle who's house went to the fourth, he's got a sick Blackstone. And I just sat there like arms crossed, hands on hips sometime, just watching him whip up stuff on it. I was like, man, I need one of them. I have no room to put that on like our back deck and I just want it. I'll come over and I'll help you build it again. Well, that's right. You did help me with the grill and my baby looks sick. And Dave took me out on a date where we went to Korean barbecue.

Place is still open. Yeah. I think it's doing well. I went, uh, I went on a date there once and, uh, and, and let me tell you, after two times of going there with just me and one other person, I don't think I'm ever doing that again. You have to go with the group. It's a group thing. It's so much food for just two people. How's the day bud? It went well. Clearly the last, but you didn't get the shrimp again. Did you? No, no. Randy got the shrimp, the jumbo shrimp, but the shrimp are like, they're, they're shelled, right? Yeah. They're in their big jumbo shell. You know,

you know, like Korean barbecue place, they, you cook it at the table. You cook it. So they've brought out like this. It was just grotesque. And I consider myself, I like to try different foods. Well, humble brag. Um, the shrimp was off pudding. Yeah.

The shrimp was shrimps, like my favorite food. And I, I tried it and it was just, it was terrible. There are other shrimp that was just normal, like, you know, cocktail shrimp and some glaze was good, but yeah, we had a nice little date. That's cute, man. That's awesome. Can't wait for you to come over and play Super Smash Brothers with me. That'd be sick. No, no. Okay. Talking to Dave or me or both of us.

Oh, it's just, just Dave. I told you I play Mario party with you. I need to get Mario party for the N 64. I need a new switch. Just play lemon party with the next. Oh, hopefully. That'd be something to play with your old ass. Then now didn't, you know what, if you had someone other than me, if you had the

field making a lemon party reference on today's show, congratulations, probably just made a lot of money. Yeah. Uh, fun fact when, when Hovlin was in Austin, I can't remember if it's for like the match play or whatever he was in town for in the last few years, he had posted on Instagram and his DMs are open. I would respond to his stories. Be like, Hey man, when I come to the pod, come by.

Cause I was like, he's like a, he's like a different enough dude. Maybe he'd be like, yeah, I'll do some random pod. I've never heard of that. Maybe it might be cool. He didn't respond. That's okay. Do you see it? No, no, no, no, but the offer still stands.

Hey, you shot, shot, shoot or shoot, man. I took a shot. You're just throwing it out there, man. Unfortunately you took L after L after L. Catch it. Don't do the L thing. Yeah, we don't like that, bud. I don't know.

People were liking it in the comments. I don't know. I think they were liking that Brett was taking the L's more than anything, but they were liking it. People also like the feud, the rivalry between you and Brett that's going on. I feel like you wronged him. He wronged me.

I feel like you did. I don't know, man. I think what he said was pretty accurate. I think you need to pull the tape. He said that I said that going to weddings is an obligation of their celebration. I never once said anything close to that. I remember you saying that. I might once said anything close to that. I might've said that. I might've once, he said that he treats

vacations, weddings as vacations. And I said, I don't see a wedding as a vacation, but maybe that's where he got that. But no, cause he takes like a full four days for a wedding. He gets his money's worth out of a flight to destinations for sure. Speaking of, I think Will's doing the show Monday, folks. It's going to be a day.

You're going to be here Monday. I will be here very probably pretty tired. Remember? Oh yeah, 6 a.m. Sleeping on the couch. Yeah, I know. Oh yeah. I won't be here. So I'm sorry you're all going to miss me.

If I make it, though, because Alaskan Airlines has already offered me a $25 credit to change my flight. So just take, taking that little Monday after the trip off is Dylan missing two shows. Interestingly. Okay. Hold on a sec. I'm going to write this down. My pocket only missing one show this time too much to.

Oh yeah. Too much to sorry. Maybe we'll do it on Tuesday. I kind of like doing on Tuesday. I feel like it's worked out for us. We have to talk a Homer and Derby anyway, whatever. Maybe we'll do it on Tuesday. I kind of like doing on Tuesday. I feel like it's worked out for us. We have to talk Homer and Derby. Anyway, whatever.

I will happily record that on Tuesday, if you would allow me. See what KJ wants to do. We'll see how KJ is doing. Let's check in with KJ. Check a couple of things. Yeah, we've got a couple of questions for him, Dylan. Okay, great. Oh, what's next on this rundown? Oh, man. I want to glaze over a little more.

I think he's on our aura frame at some point. Is that even on camera? No, not right now. Did you move it for some reason? Will usually moves it. I think he had his, his Sunday scary skateboard right there. Oh, he's too good for the fucking or frame. Yeah. He was showing off his cool new scrape board. Those are tight. They are cool. But someone I'll put Ricky and him and someone else worked on putting some of his Sunday scaries film on a skateboard. It's pretty cool. We're going to put a video on a skateboard deck. It's gonna be a video of one of the guys who works here eating hard boiled eggs on our couch.

And let me tell you, just riveting content that would be. Slakethon, man, haven't talked about it. Thanks for reminding me, Dylan. Yeah. When do you wanna do it? I don't. I feel like there's a better way to make money. How do you make money?

For a charity. Well, I threw something into the group chat and it got crickets. I got clined. I got totally clined. I threw in a screenshot of a backer saying, hey, you all should do another meetup and do like a thing and donate the money. That's what the money would go toward. But it doesn't say how we would campaign for it.

Just the same way we did the first one. Yeah. We will go do a meetup. Whoever raises the most money. So just a straight donation. I need you to stop doing that. I got a spam call and I shut it off. I know, but just the way you tap your watch is so, it's just, it's borderline condescending. I don't know if it's condescending to the person talking to you or the, I don't know. I don't like how you just later, later.

Should we? No, it would be like the last, the last meetup when Seattle, New York, the whole thing. And then we'd be donate the money. I think we haven't done a meetup since Halloween. And after this weekend, I am free till November. So except for, well, I would say we can do it. and then we would donate the money. I think we haven't done a meetup since Halloween. And after this weekend, I am free till November. So, except for- Well, I would say we could do it.

We could do something in the spring. Yeah, either way. Should we talk about how Dave is answering his spam calls now, Dylan? Oh my God. Okay, Dave has- This has been the worst two weeks of spam. He's been getting a lot of spam calls lately and he is sorry to answer them.

When he answers them, it acts like he's a general contractor and he's talking about the sops. We can't get in there. The first thing I thought was like, what the fuck is going on? We can't get in there until the electrical finishes up and they can't finish up until the plumbing's done. I know. Plumbing hasn't even showed up. The lady on the line just saying, hey, how are you? Like, do you have some time to talk

about like a home loans or something like that? And Dave's just pretending he's at the school trying to get in there and do plumbing and drywall just. We're here. We're ready. Hey, we're ready. We're just waiting on who are we waiting on? Marcus plumbing. Marcus and his guys. Marcus guy went to high school. Different Marcus, not Marcus Lopez who ate 38 slices of CC's pizza after a soccer game. Different dude.

Shout out to him now. How confused were they on the other end of the line? She just stopped talking, but she stayed on the phone. Trying to figure out what the fuck just happened. Yeah. This guy just flipped the script on me. Yeah, I did. You know what, maybe, guess what Dylan,

it hasn't stopped them from calling. What could I do? I hope you get a spam call on an episode at some point so we can just get the organic you talking to them. I like the bit. I might start doing it. If I get a spam call, I might start doing my own thing. I always change my voice because like I don't want them,

if it's like one of those schemes that wants to steal your voice, so they can go like call your loved ones and try to get money, you know what I mean? Yeah. That happened to my parents, by the way. They didn't fall for it, but my sister. So that's why they say you should not have your voice on your answering machine or on your voicemail. Because even though my voice is out there for

a living, it's probably not that difficult. Like I said, it's the only way we didn't have hours and hours of us talking. Yeah. That's why I just changed my voice up all the time. But yeah, so I, if you're spam, if you're watching this and you're spam, it's a visual show. I'm not falling for your bullshit. What if it's just a really bad scammer that's using your AI voice to scam your parents and they accidentally just do the merchant of death. Bro.

This is Dave. Dad, I need money now. I mean, a lot of trouble. I've been arrested. They let me out for money. I got my phone out too late. I was trying to record you on the phone with the Spamster. The Spamster. Yeah. I was going to start Spamster.com. I would go to Squarespace. If I was going to start spamster.com, I would go to Squarespace. Heck yeah, dude.

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domain. New segment. What's up with Dylan? What is up with this guy? What do you mean, man? I'm just a chill dude. I don't know, because it kind of seems like somebody, uh, instead of watching our good friend Brent Rooker, uh, just absolutely drain his lizard all over

baseballs last night, you decided to take an early bird and tweet about electrical sockets. I'm going to, I'm going to share a little anecdote about Chelsea as well. Oh, I can't plug it in. Oh, we'll't plug it in. We'll get to the outlet thing. Yeah, I didn't even know. Chelsea, sweet, sweet Chelsea. She- Looked up his Twitter from last night. That's my girlfriend, by the way. Her name is Chelsea. Lovely, lovely young lady.

Yeah, she really is. And she doesn't partake in any kind of drugs. Drugs, smoking drugs. Why'd you say it like that? She doesn't do it. She's scared. I'm not saying I'm scared of taking drugs. So, she doesn't do anything,

including any kind of THC products. But I've kind of warmed her up to the idea of taking early births. She's taken it a couple of times in the past and she doesn't like to because she panics, like she's going to get super high and like lose her mind. This is so normal. Yeah. So last night I gave her, I was like, I I'm taking an early bird. You can, if you want to. I like,

here's how here's one that's already cut in half. She goes, well, can you cut that one in half? So I can take a fourth of an early bird. I said, yeah, do that. So she took it. And then I went and got in the shower and she like walks in there. She's like, Dylan, I'm panicking. I'm panicking. I took the early bird. Am I okay? She had an ice pack from the fridge she was holding on her chest. Like I'm panicking. Like Chelsea. First of all, an early bird is considered a micro dose. It's 2.5 milligrams. People take like 10 to feel something usually, or five, five to 10 to feel something. So you're going to be fine. This is just like mellow you out,

get you nice and cozy. And that's, that's one full early bird. You took a fourth of one and I spent half an hour just calming her down last night. It was so fun. Of course, she didn't feel anything because she took a quarter of one. Anyway, I took a full one and it was hitting last night. This guy's crazy. And I was trying to plug something in and I was fumbling with it.

You know, I was dark in my room and you know how to plug something in. You don't, you gotta turn it. Yeah, I know how to plug something. Sometimes you gotta turn it the other way because one side's fatter than the other, you know? Right. You know how it's work work. True. I'm just like, man, there's got to be a better way to do this. And this is just a

high thought that I shared on Twitter. You want everything to be wireless. There's got to be a better way. How long is that plug system been in play? In our in this world? Read your tweet. My tweet says I think traditional wall outlets are due for a design update. There has to be a better way to plug shit in. I stand by that. It was a high thought that I shared, but I still stand by it. It seems like a pretty effective way. But it's just, I fumble with it. I feel like you don't have to fumble with something that's so simple. I like Lucas Dolongowski's response, and it didn't get any love. It just says,

what's wrong with the current way? And I don't know if that was a current play, an electricity play. But what he did there is good because it's a great question. What's wrong with what we're doing? It seems to be working. Ty Shelton called me out. He said the early bird hitting Diffie tonight looks like, and he was exactly right. That's exactly what was going on. And then someone said, couldn't be any easier to plug something in for some reason, capitalizing the first letter of every word. What did John F. Kennedy say? I can't read that. Oh, John J. W. and F. Kennedy. Didn't they call your dorm room the outlet because something was always getting plugged in there? That's good. What does that mean?

I don't know. Maybe a magnet system would be great. Just hold up and stick it in. We're trying to take electricity from a provider and get it to you and your appliance. No, I know what electricity does. I know how it works. Actually, I don't know how it works. Something anybody really does. But- It's true. Magnet thing would be great. Just like a little magnet circle on the wall and you hold your thing up to it and then just sticks to it. Easy. We're done. I don't want to fall around with shit, man.

I don't know how magnets affect electricity. I don't either. Have you ever heard of electromagnets? Chargers work with magnets now. Nikola Tesla. Remember Nikola Tesla? Serbian. Yeah, I do. Yeah, right? You didn't know that. Randy has a Serbian friend.

When I charge my watch, I just put the little magnet, it sticks to it and we're done, man. Is that how you charge that little fucker? Yeah. It's a little magnet circle. You just set it, you set this down on and boom. And then you come in here and you're like, hold on. Boop, boop. Like Dick Tracy.

Do you disagree with what I'm saying here? Yeah. Do you, Randy? I mean, I would like, it would be cool. I think I have no opinion in how the current plug system is. What if I told you I'm the plug? You ever use a European plug? Ooh.

This is a different data. They're different. Plug walk. They're not any better. They're just different. Plug talks. You know, I'm talking about those. They're just different. Plug talks. You know, I'm talking about those crooner guys that do the rap songs.

I know about the crew. How do we never talk about those guys? I see right up your alley. I don't know. Probably for this reason. Right. Dylan, it's just. Yeah.

Okay. I mean, look, yeah, it's like one of those things like, okay, it's just, it's outdated. Okay. I mean, look, yeah, it's like one of those things like, okay, it's just, it's outdated. I mean, if you walk into a house that was built in, you know, 1945 with the original outlet, it's going to look exactly like the ones we're making today. That's right. That's why I've been like that. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm just saying dog. I feel like the next step isn't going to be, it's just going to be wireless. Like,'ve taken this as far as possible. Next thing is wireless. I did watch a video. There are wireless things that are just battery powered.

I know, but I mean like electrical current. Yeah. I watched a video of this guy that made like a wireless desk. Like pretty much there's just a wire that you could put through and then anything you put on it like will charge. It's pretty cool. That's sick. Did she ever come down from the early bird? Dude, she never even got up on the early bird. How did it? Did she just go to bed?

Yeah, she slept like a baby. I would have told her just to pound a beer. Yeah. Sleep it off, babe. You're fine. Drink a beer, you'll be fine. I said, Chelsea, you're fine. Plus you got me here. I'm not gonna let anything happen to you. I'm not gonna let you just tear your clothes off and run through the streets because you're too high. I'm not gonna let that happen, you know? Was that an option? She probably thought that was an option.

I don't think that happens with weed. Especially small, especially like one milligram of weed. Less than one milligram. Less than one milligram of THC. Clothes are off. Yeah. Early bird makes her clothes fall off. Fine. I said you could take 10 times that amount. You're still going to be fine.

You're going to get high, but you will be fine. Classic Chelsea. She need a Percocet? I gave her a perk to calm her down. Yeah. She popped a perk. Yeah. Smart.

It's the best way to do it. I think so too. All right. That's what's up with Dylan. He just had himself a cozy little night. All right. If you guys know any, if you guys are, get some electricians out there. We've got an HVAC guy.

I know we've got some plumbers. If you're an electrician and you know what's next, what's next for electrical outlets? You know what? Let us know. I have the perfect guy to text right now. I'll text him right now and see if I can get a response. I was watching quarterbacks last night. Okay.

It's good. Really I was watching our friend Brent Rooker. I know. I forgot that Brent Rooker was doing his thing, man. I told you that. We've been over this. Who are you texting? I'm texting my brother who's an electrical engineer. Ask him about thing, man. I told you that. We've been over this. Who are you texting? I'm texting my brother who's an electrical engineer.

Ask him about this, dude. Yeah. Oh, my brother's an electrical engineer. He works for ComEd, which is like the Austin Energy of Chicago. Oh, yes. He has a nice job. So type this. Say, what's up with plugs? 100 years, same design. Okay. Can't we do better?

I feel like it hasn't been the same design. Has it? Yeah. 100 years? Look up a lamp from 19... When did they come out? 1930. I don't know when lamps dropped. When did lamps drop? I don't know, ask them off. Lamps, 1930. Well, it's a good one, chief. I guess I put vintage because there's... It's a good one, chief. I guess I'll put vintage because there's. I mean, you're probably right, but I don't know. I mean.

1800s? Chad, I'm zooted off this cold brew. 100% Colombian. It's got a big cat on it. It's Kirkland brand signature. Yeah, I think Dylan's right. I mean, they haven't changed. What exactly I'm putting in here?

What's up with electrical plugs? 100 years and they're still the same? Can't we do better? Yeah. You know what? Can't we do better? See what he says. Speaking of doing better, I think it's time for a space bar. Oh, space bar, space bar. It's time for the motherfucking space bar. We can't do better. Yeah, I'll probably assume that that's recorded and we just hit a button to play that but I do that Live every time that's the kind of thing I bring to the show Dave. You're not doing that You record your stupid shit. I do fancy. Yeah, I recorded in soundboard. I record my ish. I'm just letting my ish fly Yeah, he is. I did mine live when I did, Randy has some corrections. I actually let the chopper sing in here.

Hey, pull this up, big dog. Talking to you, Randy. Whoa. Pull this up, bud. Dylan. So someone tweeted that we just, we have the first ever image of a multi-planet solar system away from, site from our own.

Of course. I thought this was a picture you took yourself in the dark last night. But it was actually discovered a while back. I pulled up an article from 2020. Oh, wait, what? Yeah. Well, like that, we were wrong. You want to know something crazy about this solar system?

It's only 17 million years old. How old are we? 4.5 billion. Whoa. So this is like, this is a, and if you think about the vastness of space and how long ago things have formed, this is an infant solar system. You're saying it's infinite.

Infant. As in like a baby. Baby. Baby solar system. You're saying it's infinite. Infant. As in like a baby. Baby. Baby solar system. Different word. You know, it doesn't, isn't this crazy? Isn't it cool? It's beyond the, so how many years? 17 million? That's how old it is. Yeah. So you could have said 2 million and it wouldn't have really like changed how I think about it. It's still like two million still really old too. So it's beyond like the- That's really young. This is younger than dinosaurs. Think of it like that.

Think about that, David. Younger than sharks. This solar system, younger than sharks. Dude, think about that. Okay, but I'm thinking about it, but like- Is your little mind just in a million pieces right now? No, because I'm thinking about it, but like your little mind just in a million pieces right now. No, because if you think about it, so like one second in this solar system is how many years on earth. What probably the same.

Really? I was told time was relative. It is, you know, there could be a black hole. Don't be scared of black hole. You're probably wondering how far away this is. Sure. How far is it? How far is it? 300 light years away. That's seemingly not that far. Sounds close. Of course, a light year is about 5.3 trillion miles. To infant and beyond. 5.3 trillion miles. So we're going to send some probes out that way.

Would you probe this solar system? We should probe it. I don't know what that looks like exactly. We have sent probes to other places. We just sent some, the farthest thing away from earth that's manmade is not even one light day away yet. We talked about this recently, remember? This is 300 light years away.

Okay. So 5.3 trillion times remember? This is 300 light years away. 5.3 trillion times 300 in miles is how far away this is. It's not even clocking to. What if instead of a probe, we send Jeff Probst? What's he going to do there? He's going to host it. Who's Jeff Probst? He's just going to go out there and be like, oh. It's far. I can't get even close to it. It's so far. That's one of the cooler spaces. What's that at the center? Is that a star? Yeah, it's a solar system. It's a star. It's like their sun and then our little planet surrounding it. It's a different version of us.

Solar system, solar, you know what the word solar means? Hey, Dave, the things around it are planets. So they don't have this outlet problem because they're running solar. Exactly. That's true. Interesting. All the stars in the universe.

Look how they shine for you. And many of them are surrounded by planets and there are, I don't know, trillions of stars. And they were all yellow. Are you telling me there's not like intelligent life on just one of these? I don't know, trillions of stars. And they were all yellow. Are you telling me there's not like intelligent life on just one of these? I don't know. Sometimes I'm beginning to think like,

oh, there's not any here either. No. Black hole son. I'm just saying, dog. You're telling me people pay for this podcast? Dog, I'm just saying some wild shit. Yes, it's crazy. But we are alone and there's no abstain list.

So. Okay. So, okay. So hoax. Why'd you stretch like that? Cause daddy needs to stretch every now and I was 41 years old, man. This is a cool, and you know what I like about this, this photo, it's not like the, the Jimmy Webb photos that they have to like take back to NASA and doctor, like let will put like filters on them and shit.

This is the real deal. I won't be here for your birthday. It's your birthday this weekend? One day. I'll be here. I'll celebrate with you. We can get a cookie cake. Hey, I'm sorry bud.

I don't want a cookie cake. Why not? Cookie cakes are great. I'm sorry bud. No, it's fine if you want to miss a couple of shows and a birthday, have at it, hoss. Hope Cape Cod's good to you. I'll bring you back something from the Cape.

You're gonna wear a little like sea foam. Go call it the Cape. That's what they call it. I'm calling it the Cod. Call it the Cod's good to you. I'll bring you back something from the Cape. You're gonna wear a little like a sea foam. Go call it the Cape. That's what they call it. I'm calling it the Cod. Call it the Codpiece. I'll bring you back something from the Codpiece. Maybe a Pukashell necklace. No, Rainier already got me one from Hollister.

Ooh, a Pukashell ankle. Before they banned him. I'm gonna give you an anklet. I have to go back in there because I did order the shirt to the store to save $5 on shipping. So I do have to go back to Hollister. You're going to pay for that in gas.

$5? It's $5 man. What the hell? You're going to send traffic on 360. The inconvenience isn't worth $5. The mall is so close to my place. It's like a five minute drive. All right, you get a fridge magnet.

I want an ankle. I want an ankle that has a some New York City girls number on it. Oh yeah. Okay. That she got gave you after she tossed your salad into the trash can. Took your frat tea home. Took my, yeah, took my hat. Okay.

Took like a spy glass hat that my buddy got me. Isn't this cool ish? Like not coolish, but like cool shit. Isn't this cool? This is cool not cool-ish, but like cool shit. Isn't this cool? This is cool. I like it. All right, Rainn, do you like it? I like it.

But like I don't need convincing that there's intelligent life out there. I know you're a big alien guy. Don't say that about me. You don't know what I am. You're a big alien guy. Dave is really interested in aliens. I was a big alien kid too. They meet to your leader.

Yeah. I was more of an a big alien kid too. They meet to your leader. Yeah. I was more of an alien and farm kid. One of the best covers I would say of our generation. The best. Oh, I don't know about that. In that genre. I'll let you, you know what?

I'll listen to it. Make your case. In that genre, nothing compares. Please the court counselor. Any, are you okay? Oh man. Best cover? Oh, Johnny Cash's Hurt. That's a cover, isn you okay? Oh man, best cover? Oh, Johnny Cash's Hurt.

That's a cover, isn't it? Oh, hell yeah. Nine inch nails. It's pretty good. Dark. I mean, it's a good, I'm not saying that it's not a good cover. It's a great cover, Alien Ant Farm. But is it the best?

Look at that shit, dude. I don't know. It's so far away. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off. Bro, there's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit.

I got yelled at by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and let go a little. David Moortraals, let's go. TWIF presented by Roback. Roback don't don't. Load the card up one time. Use code wash 20, get 20% off your entire order. What can you order from Roeback?

Well, better question would be like, what can't you order? They got it all. They have it all. Polos. Any polo color scheme, theme. University licensed colleges, get you a Texas polo on qz's on hoodies. They kind of do it all man. If you go out to my backpack right now and you unzip it, there's a row back workout shirt. And there's a rollback cap, a white rollback cap that they sent

me like five years ago that's still my go to at the gym. I just washed it. I'm going to be wearing it on my lunch break when I go lift weights and put on an absolute fucking show. I work out and walk the dog and roll back on the daily pretty much man. I'm just you catch me in real back pretty much I got the rollback shorts on right now. I got the loopers on man's got the loopers on I got the loopers we love that love roll back they got swim trunks they have grit shorts which are

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R-H-R, I'm sorry, I won't do it. We can do a cheerleading chants in here, mainly me and Brett a little bit. And I don't know why I just tried to apply it to row back. When I was looking at- Cheerleading is a sport by the way. When I was looking up that robot that was flailing like Dylan,

I kept on searching robot, but kept on spelling it like Robeck like five times in a row. Classic, man. We're just so Robeck coded here. We really are. Could I talk about my weekend first? Yeah, I go for it. Cause mine's probably the only cool one amongst all of us. Uh, yeah, I'm leaving tomorrow morning and we are headed to Boston.

We're going to spend one night. We get in, actually, we get him kind of headed to Boston. We're going to spend one night. We get in, actually, we get in kind of late in Boston. So we are just going to hit the hotel pretty much. Papa perk, Papa perk. Next morning we're getting up and we're driving to Chatham, Massachusetts, the Cape, the Cod, the Cod piece as Dave likes to call it, be out there for a wedding, going to be out there for two days. And I'm stoked, man.

I got my fit ready. I think I'm picking up my shirt from the dry cleaner today. When's the wedding? Friday evening. Okay. So why aren't y'all flying in like Friday afternoon? Yeah. Do you got a hanging bag?

Cause you probably don't need it. I do have a hanging bag because I'm an adult. Don't need it. I will be using it. You're just, you're so brainwashed. You can just hang it and steam it. Yeah. As you're, bag because I'm an adult. Don't get it. I will be using it. You're just, you're so brain. You can just hang it and steam it. Yeah. As you're a, okay, go ahead. I could. Yeah. Big luggage just gotten you two nights in Chatham. You're going to bounce around and see the Cape.

That's part of the country I've never seen before. I've never been north of New York city and that part of that region of the country. So I'm excited to see mass. And then Sunday getting up early Sunday, we're driving back to Boston and full day in Boston. Going to meet up with our friends, uh, DJ Bean and Pete Blackburn. There you go. Excited to get a beer with those fellas.

Uh, what chaos is their podcast? How big hockey guys that live in Boston, and they're going to show me around a little bit. I'm going to see as much of the city as I can in one day. It's going to bounce around. a little bit. I'm going to see as much of the city as I can in one day. It's going to bounce around. We have dinner plan for Neptune oyster, which is a, from my understanding, a fantastic seafood joint in Boston. And that's that.

Going to come back Monday. I will miss Monday here, but I'll be back, back in action on Tuesday. I'm pretty stoked, man. I got a really good way. If you want to see the, like as much a city as you're possible. Have you heard of these duck boats? Monday here, but I'll be back back in action on Tuesday. I'm pretty stoked, man. I got a really good way. If you want to see the like as much a city as you possible. Have you heard of these duck boats? Yeah, I do know about these duck boats.

It's crazy because they're amphibious and they drive straight into the water from land and they just keep going. Are you going to do it? Are you guys still going to be a cow? I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't want it to chew up a big chunk of my day. I want, I want to, I want to see a lot of stuff, but I wanna be on foot while I do it.

No offense to DJ, it was an excellent recommendation. I'm just gonna politely and respectfully pass on it. You should go to Southie. And do something else. Okay. Okay. You should go where they filmed that Good Will Hunting movie.

Oh yeah. What else? What else should I go see? You go to Harvard? Where they filmed that hunting movie. Oh yeah. What else? What else should I go see? You wanna go to Harvard? Where they filmed that Tom movie. I'm gonna enroll. Ask them how much money Jeffrey Epstein donated to them. I'm gonna go sit in on one class at Harvard.

They have a podcast class. And I'm gonna take notes. Ooh, you should go throw some tea in the harbor. All right, we can just go to the next person. You should just go tea bag the harbor. Yeah. We can just go to the next person, really. You should drinkabag the harbor. Yeah. We can just go to the next person, really. You should drink some Sam Adams while you're there.

Don't drink a Sam Adams. Yeah, I might drink a fucking Sam Adams. What's like the coolest Boston beer? Like people are like, don't fucking drink Sam Adams. Sam Adams is fine, I'm sure. You should eat some of their beans. What's like the cool one? Some what?

Their beans, their Boston baked beans or whatever. Are they known for that? These are all terrible recommendations. It's just like candy coated peanuts, I think is what Boston beans are. Like Dave's rims. Yeah. Oh, the whole lip's candyed out. Yo.

Yeah. All right. We'll have fun in Boston. It's going to be a fun time. Thanks man. I'll let you guys know how it goes. What's the weather? The high in Chatham is like 79.

Little humidity though. I think it's pretty similar. Don't even, I don't care. 79 like 79. Little humidity though. I think it's pretty similar. Don't even, I don't care. 79, 79. I don't like humidity, dude. You know that about me. It's gonna be 98 here. I know.

You're gonna feel delightful. I know, I'm stoked, man. All right, bud, what do you got? I was gonna make a 98 degrees joke, but I don't know a single one of their songs. Okay, you don't have to. You don't have to always take that shot. Go ahead. So I am going to be on the completely opposite coast of Dylan because Thursday afternoon,

I leave for Seattle. So I got my friend from high school, fraternity brother, old college roommate. Him and his girlfriend invited me to come to Seattle. They're doing a little camping trip out in Leavenworth, Washington, which is like two hours out from Seattle because they live in Seattle now. So go in there, flying in that Thursday night. Then Friday morning, we're driving out to the campgrounds. I didn't even-

Just y'all three? No, and a couple of their other Seattle friends would be doing some camping. A float trip is the main reason this is happening. I really don't know what's going on this weekend. I still- Did you get Chaco's yet? I have some like, some knockoff ones.

Okay. Because you guys got all the good ones. Cause they got, someone just sent them to like Barrett or someone, didn't they? I paid my hard earned money for Chaco's. Oh, well we all know that Dylan's a Chaco's guy. It's true. Get you some Tiva's, Hoss.

So I didn't even know what this place was and I just looked up a picture of it and it's like a, like a barbarian, like small little village is kind of cool. So I don't even know if we're going in there. And I gotta say, shouts to all the Seattle backers. I've gone to multiple places in the past five years. I have never had such a like outpouring of DMs of people like asking about me coming to Seattle while my plans are on wine and getting a drink and stuff.

Like you Seattle people, you really show up for your city, but unfortunately I won't be in the actual city for long. What's the story with this place? Is it like a German hotbed? I don't know. It just, I have no clue. Like I said, I won't be in the actual city. What's the story with this place? Is it like a German hotbed? I don't know. It just, I have no clue. Like I said, I have, is there a Bavarian, uh, I'm showing up to the airport and just letting my friend take me around and that's all.

I have no idea what we're doing when we're doing it or whatever. And just a Bavarian style village in the Cascade mountains or anything. It looks cool. And there's also apparently a very high security prison that Brett told me about right there. High security prison in a high population of Germans. What could go wrong? Okay. But no, excited for that. Just a lot of camping, a lot of that. And I'll be coming back on what Sunday morning? Sunday night at like midnight, flying red eye. You saved $5 getting the red eye? No, I saved like $300. It's ridiculous. So I'll be getting into Austin at like 6 a.m. on a Monday morning. So we'll see how Monday's episode goes

with all that. And I am going to see if I can get one of those Seattle dogs that I brought up yesterday. Someone DM me about it. It's I think grilled, it's cream cheese and like grilled onions and something else. So let's see if I can get one of those. I was born in Bavaria. People forget.

Were you? I enjoy their donuts. Okay. The cream donuts. All right, good stuff from Randy. So I might have a uh, their donuts. Okay. The cream donuts. All right. Good stuff from Randy. So I might have a pretty good weekend. It's like we got competing, uh, fun weekends. These two, mine's going to be, mine's going to be doper.

West coast versus East coast. I don't know. Randy's going to have classic. Hey, you might run into parks, man. Yeah. He might just be out there boating, hanging out with those orcas. Dude, what if you see him and you go up like, what's up buddy? And he just ignores you.

He just keeps walking. He looked at his mom. Was that Randy? What is he doing? Is that wacky fucker? He's always making origami. That guy works with dad, doesn't he? What about yours? People want to know. I'm going to be around here, huh? Golfing with Dan and your dad.

No, I got to tell Dan I can't play. No, I got really no plans at the moment other than my parents coming in down Saturday. We're gonna go to dinner Saturday night. Sunday. Look, just gonna be hanging out, man. I bet we hit the, I bet I hit the pool Saturday morning with the little guy. We didn't get to go last week due to rain. And he's been champion at the bit to get out there. So yeah, I'll be, I'll be around here.

You're around here. The, uh, so as to go hit some golf balls Friday afternoon, I gotta get some, uh, I gotta get some reps in other than that. It'll be low key. Anything else before we go? Don't think so, ma'am. Okay. Everyone have a great weekend.

Yeah. Unless you're listening to the voicem. Okay. Everyone have a great weekend. Yeah. Unless you're listening to the voicemails and also you have a good weekend on that episode. Gotta work on that departure, Randy. You tried to end the show there and I don't know, I don't know, man. Let's put him in the dismount class. Didn't you have my, I had had the best dismounts on

Do You Know It? They were always the best, yeah. Oh, you crushed that. You had good ones on Happy Hour, the bestest mounts. Actually, yeah. Why don't you bring those back? Oh yeah, hey, if you're watching on YouTube and you haven't already, like and subscribe and comment below, just comment something being like,

hey, you guys are the best, I love you. What's up with electrical outlets? I actually did ever get an update on that? Sorry, no Dylan. Screenshot it and post it to the circling backstory when you get a response. I actually did ever get an update on that. Sorry. No, Dylan. Screenshot it and post it to the circling back story when you get a response. I will. All right. On behalf of the show, I look forward to seeing everyone for listener voicemails. It is not Cringe Week, but Cringe Week will be back. Until then, bye. I'm at all ranchos, I'm at all ranchos, I'm at all ranchos, I'm at all ranchos