Circling Back - Sorority Rush Videos & Umpire Kid | Circling Back 8-11-25

Episode Date: August 11, 2025

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Mattel Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, and Mattel Ranchos. All right, we're back. It's a circling back podcast. It's Monday morning. My name is Dave. Joining me to produce is Randall Trumbacki. Hi. Didn't think I was going to do it this morning, did you?

Ooh, you know, you're getting there. You're right there, bud. I think I did it pretty well. You just, thank you. It's all right. I don't know. You can't hear it because I'm fading out the music, but Matt O'Ranchos. No, I appreciate the effort. You're doing great. How you doing?

I'm doing swell. I'm ready to get this week started. I woke up a little case of the fuck rounds at the expense of Will DeFree. but you know more on that later why'd you do him like that you know he's kind of down bad i did you know it i didn't know he was down bad but uh anyone could get the smoke it doesn't matter if you're down bad or not you want to get pranked in the morning you're getting pranked in the morning you got breton me on friday like within a 30 second time frame of each other i did he locked us both out of the office breton and then me how'd that go over it's truly embarrassing well it was we had the friday does the friday fuck around day it was

It went over quite well. I like that Randy's got a code, and that code is anybody can get it no matter what they're going through. But a Monday morning prank doesn't quite hit like a Friday afternoon one or morning, actually. Oh, man, somebody's, oh, let's just get it to him. It's will to freeze. Hello. Yeah, I'm in pain. Yeah, I should probably start strengthening my body as I get older.

Yeah. It's a longevity playing. Apparently five, six rounds of golf will set you back. You stretch? Yeah, did all, did, went through the process, man, did my normal routine, was stretching a lot, woke up this morning, the pain was there. Woke up. Pain was there. I'm the opposite of Adam Banks and Mighty Ducks too.

Totally get that one. Come on, dude. That's just lame to not know Mighty Dux. Your pain? The pain was gone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See, you did know it. You just, you didn't give yourself.

credit. Yes, Will. The arm of the chair is not properly secured. Okay. Just making sure that everyone knows that what's happening? It's not in the slider. Randy did that side. What's happening over there? It just needs to be the couch is broken. Taking on and put it back in. Did you try rebooting? How's everyone doing on this fine Monday? Can I tell the prank that Randy did? Yeah, please do. It was just a little immature. Randy's making some lame ass tree shelf or some shit that's probably going to turn out dorky as fuck lane you see how mad he is folks it's probably going to be the worst tree shelf ever made uh and i asked to see because i didn't totally understand

based on his instagram stories what the final goal was the vision yeah and so i was like so can i just see like i was showing a genuine interest in something he was doing oh can i see like what you're striving for what it's going to look like randy said yeah and uh while i was completing some work trying to push the company forward a little bit um randy took his phone and showed me a selfie he had just taken of himself giving me giving the camera the middle finger yeah it's just like man like I was really trying to show interest in your tree shelf and now now I just hope this thing disintegrates on you to him I was giving him the bird it was a quick one too that was I'm glad that you noticed that that was a one that I just took because I was wearing the

exact clothes I'm wearing right now you got pranked it's mom it's mommy madness hey hey hey you got pranked. I hope you get a splinter with the roast hand, too. That's, don't you dare wish that upon me. How dare you? He soaked the barks so it's easier to peel off. Yeah, exactly. What'd you soak it in? Uh, water. Interesting. There's a guy did some soaking over the weekend, Dylan Shivery. Man, I'm stoked to be here. I don't know if you guys heard. You probably didn't, but the boys held it down Thursday, man. We did a live show, uh, Sands Davy boy and, uh, Brett filled in. And we, uh, the boys were, uh, uh, the boys were kind of cooking a little bit, man.

Saw the rundown this morning. We did good. We did good, ma'am. What was on that rundown, huh? I don't remember, man. They talked ball. We did talk a little ball. Yeah. Dude, probably arch. Very little arch, I think. There's no way you talked very little arch. I think, I think very little arch. I did mention arch. My wife realized

that she scheduled the the flight that were taken to Michigan. You'll see my parents. She scheduled the flight directly over the Texas, Ohio State game. that's not a big one it's uh one versus two yeah but that's preseason they just put they just put the top teams up there just to and you're right that money you know like they're not one and two if if they're not

playing each other first first game speaking of a guy who took a one and two Dylan shivery you just introed me yeah you're getting another use the use this so hey you know what you can't complain about your lack of intro and you get double intro yeah exactly Oh, I had a thing plan to talk about the Thursday thing, and now I have nothing. I'm happy to be here still. I don't want you doing to me, man. I got new boots, by the way. Why don't you save it for the read there?

Yeah, why don't you chill out? You shut up, man. I can see the shoe to your boot and your jeans right now. Yeah, jeans, yeah. You can walk. You got to be careful sitting down, dude. You might need some wider-leg wranglers. Yeah.

I get some cranglers up in here. You can't do cranglers. You're entering shrink territory. Mm-hmm. You're lucky we don't have an intern in here that's, A UT beta These are both sponsored products So maybe y'all want to keep your mouse shut

Well, I'm not saying I'm not saying the jeans are bad I'm just saying you might need a wider leg Yeah, you're no Sidney Sweeney though I'll say I'll say for being You're very color-coded today Dylan, I'll give you that I'll give you the color-coded stamp of approval

Thanks pal. And it was an accident too I got a good pal-in-was You didn't know what you did do it Yeah, I just dismiss shit together Just follow your shit and clothes Sometimes you get lucky I had a great moment this morning

When I realized I was in Avi's close friends Yeah, that feels good, dude. Was the intern street like a close friend, it feels good? And it was him and his boys going to see weapons. Dude, should they make an app for colorblind people? That's just called Does It Match? And you can take a photo of your outfit laying on your bed and it'll say whether or not it matches.

I'll tell you what, Will. I've heard worse ideas. I think a lot of people could use that, not just the colorblind, you know? The fashion illiterate, if you will. Yeah, but it's subjective. The AP poll was just released, top 25. Speaking of a guy who did some AP polling, it's Dylan Shiver. Texas is number one, dude.

Where's Ohio State? Three, dude. Oh, dude, you're not missing shit. The AP gets it, dude. You're not missing one V3, man. The AP's not like sitting out here just trying to fluff the numbers weekend one for a one versus two matchup. They get it, dude. They respect Penn State.

Who's two? Penn State. Oklahoma not left out of the top 25 of this one. They are number 18. Oh. With A&M right behind them. It's weird. I thought they'd be 17.

Like in your hometown? Yeah. Okay. Sure. Because you're always. Which is odd for you because you live in your hometown. You're in your hometown right now. Yeah.

I stay 17. And you're 45 years old. It's pretty nice. We're the same age. You know, legally speaking, you're not 17. Right. Okay. no i'm i'm quite aware you will be tried as an adult if you murder someone so no murdering

okay okay did you talk about seeing that car get t-bone in front of the office the other day yeah dylan's just all over the the car wreck situation in austin i don't love it oh did you hear about the old bag of bones pulled in a tulli on me yeah this be the third time i don't want to talk about for a third time on the show on the program but geez dude did anything major happened over the weekend that we need to talk about like right now to you no okay good no nothing major i didn't i didn't witness any heinous accidents on the roads do you witness any anus accidents i did dillon shivery's here guys uh got your head on a swivel case you run into that dude again he might egg your car if i see him again i'm probably just gonna leave him alone you're not gonna roll down

on your window. He's still like, hey, old man. Dylan's so scared that he's moving away because he doesn't want to run into him again. Oh, yeah, you're bringing that heat to my side of town. Don't come running to my house. Dude, it just follows me around. I can't what do you want me to do about it?

I don't know. I just, if you get, if this dude chases you down, I don't want to look out front and you're sprinting up my walkway. He's such an old frail bag of bones. Even with a toolie, I think I could find a way to take him out. You know, you think that, but of course,

Instagram serving a video of, elderly woman in Mexico who pulled up on her house where there was a bunch of squatters and pulled the piece out on them and was was firing it off this is what i got served yesterday yeah so i'm just so what what what's the point in my story you're probably wondering that yeah anybody can get it from anybody it's true exactly it's like a prank on a monday morning right he brings up a good point hey last week was teacher week thank you to everybody who contributed thank you to all the teachers haven't listened to the Patreon episode. It was a good one. It was a really good one. Only on Patreon. Anybody, by the way, I heard from a number of people whose lists we posted.

They were screenshoting the stuff they were getting from Amazon. That's great. Yeah. So some stuff's moving. If we didn't get to posting your list on Instagram, we posted it in the substack that goes out every Friday morning. The newsletter, washed weekly. So check it out there. That was fun. And we, you know, be honest, well, we may continue to post lists as they come in. But that was a, that was a lot of fun. And I hope everybody got their pencils and their post-it notes. It's more than that. Some people were like, just had a printer on there. Fucking. Got to print stuff. I'm not going to printer. I'm thinking about it. What are you going to get? I don't know. You should get a dot matrix printer. I don't know. I just, I'm tired of printing stuff only at the

office. You should get a laser. Somehow I find myself returning packages for my wife solely because I have a printer here. Oh, can you bring this the office and print out something for it and ship it? Yeah, sure. I was hoping I could screw over my lunch today. Oh. Ew. The UPS store, the closest thing we got is Jersey mics. And you don't like going to that one because then you feel like you have to go to Jersey mics for lunch. Correct. Yeah, it does feel like, well, if I'm going to properly utilize my time, I got to just knock these both out while I'm in the same parking spot. You understand? Last time I went to Jersey mics, Dylan, there was a hint of fish in my sandwich. It smelled like fish.

They snuck a little fish in? They don't have fish there, brother. Lopezcoe. That's weird. Did you return it? No, I ate it. Okay. I'm not going to go drive back with my sandwich and tell me.

They definitely, they have tuna? Did your tongue handle it? Yeah, it did it all fun. All right, good. It just had a tinge of something to it that definitely wasn't supposed to be in an Italian sandwich. There was a, there's a bar or a restaurant, a little burger joint in my hometown of Duncanville. I don't know if it's there anymore.

Charburger? And we used to go, get char burgers there. And then we, one time I got a burger and they clearly cooked, like, their fish on the same spot of the grill and not cleaned it. And I had a burger that tasted fishy and it ruined the place forever. It'll do that. One bad experience. I thought about it every time. That's all it takes, man.

Yeah. Nope. I'm sorry, dude. It's all right. Taffer wouldn't put up with that. No. Absolutely not. This week, just regular Patreon.

just hit the pipeline 888 618484-422 we have a voicemail it can be a steam there's rumors of a steam week coming up maybe i heard that was thrown out steam room week steam room week can we do steam week and then next week is a steam week where we just gas each other up yeah people who need some help we just have to gas them up i don't hate it i like that a lot it's a juxtaposition oh yeah Oh no Not you too with a feat Dude I have to

I have to Alright let's just let's get on one thing Does anyone have a drug dealer that can get me some Yeah Some yeah some just something I can We'll talk off pod But I think tomorrow will be doing cold call

So It's a cold cold cold You're probably wondering I would love for the boys to cold call me Well you can go to the wash media website and find cold call on there and there's a form I will post it

remind me to post it post it not right now after the show gotcha thank you uh yeah cold call

that's always a banger I think we went eight for eight last time we got it was a fire lineup Dale they brought it man okay we'll call you

we'll say I'll do a post on the Patreon like hey about to make the calls what time though 1030 still at same time 1030 we can do that right do 1030 yeah

if we're not doing live Yeah, 10.30 works. All right, cool. Co-calls it is. Let's do this weekend of fun. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off.

Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled out by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and they'd go a little. Little more, bros. Let's go. This weekend of fun presented live to Kovas. Woo!

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was a pair of black boots And I'm glaring no more Because I got them I love that store so much I got the cart rights, all black cart rights. Our boy Gordo helped me out. He'll come up with a little subtle initial brand on the pool tabs. Pool.

Are they called tabs? I don't know what they're called. They're called monograms. Right. I got a monogram. I got a brand. Did you do a bit or did you do your actual initials? He said you can get whatever you want.

I was like, huh? Hmm. I could get Dorn. You know, they actually have the Chili's, logo brand now. The boots sold out immediately, but you can get the Chili's logo branded on your boots. You might need to bring some old pair in, Ray. That is some Randy stuff. I just got the monogram. Will they do it to your skin, Randy? No, they will not. And they're so comfortable. They look fantastic. War I'm right out of the store. You know, you got to scuff up the bottoms a little bit.

You get a little traction. And I am extremely pleased with my purchase. Yeah, you were probably wondering if you could even pull boots off with your personal style right i'm just kidding you were wondering they look good being confident isn't about being difference about being yourself and those are some good looking boots like dylan said you put them on you kind of expect like i'm going to have to wear these for like a month before they like feel right dude not to covis they're great right out of the box man walk out of the store you feel great yes to covis crafts quality western boots for everyone from generational ranchers like will and i to first time boot buyers like dill Every one of the

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had a big weekend. Started off Friday, I mentioned, took Randy and Brett, got a little Perry's pork chop on Friday. Oh, it was your order? We had a great time. I got a pork chop. And exactly one, Madello. Was it a medello?

Yeah. It was a medello because they were out of Peroni. Out of Peroni. You believe it they? Which is a little upsetting. Anti-Italian. We had a great time, man. Has some laughs.

Have some pork chops. Brett got a burger for some reason. What? Nice. I don't know, man. I don't want to talk about it. He was like a bird, dude. He was upset.

Did he, uh, did you mix your pork shop up with applesauce a little bit? You know, you do a little, of course. You don't do like a full on dip, but you kind of run it through the side. Oh, dude. I definitely did it, man. It was delicious. That apple sauce goes hard. That evening did a little, uh, outing with, uh, Chels.

And we met up with a couple of friends, including, uh, friend of the show, Lauren. She's a great hang man. LC. Oh, that Lauren. LC. Eltrain. Had a little dinner at Tumble, Tumble 22. what'd you get yeah they got one of the best marks in austin host i got mohatt tindies oh my god you

regretted it didn't you no why because you got a bitch-ass palate they were a little they were a little hot were there any ball noers who got the sandwich chelsea got the sandwich you eat the bread of course she did no carefully eating that bread with that mohot seasoning dude it's a it's a car play it's soppy it's sopping in mohawk it's a big sop play Saturday chelps and i went to Mattel Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos. Damn. Had a great time, got to fit off.

What'd you get? We did fajitas again. We did beef and shrimp. I bet that first bite tasted like you made it. Surf and turf? Serp and turf fajita. Damn. We're living big with the boys out of town.

We kind of snapped on it. Sunday. I just need to go get some surfing turf. I got the homey back Sunday. That's some packing up. Yeah, I got a move coming up, just some packing. And then my dad wanted to take us to Longhorn Steakhouse last night. So we went to Longhorn Steak House.

You're going to get Gout. Yeah, you eat like a king this weekend. I kind of ate really well over the weekend. Shee. Should we have a contest between the three of us who can get gout the fastest? That's not a good contest. I know somebody who beat us. I know a few people who beat us.

Yeah, it was a great weekend, man. That's three out of meals. It was pretty sick. I know. What else, G. Do you have any good lunches? We made tuna Very, very good

Tuna salad Okay Yeah You know we made good Tunis salad You knew like Look this is gonna be a big dinner weekend So we got to kind of like

Prepare Yeah Got some of the leftover I'm having for lunch today Hungry Yeah How are you just eating it out of the container No

No No we I have a proprietary mix of stuff I'll put in there I won't tell you all about it Obviously is proprietary It's delicious

No I meant like What is the vehicle To get that tuna Inside your body Oh usually nut thins it's the tuna mobile nut thin crackers you know i've been doing lately i'm on a big tuna kick this summer they've been called me big tuna really yeah uh i've been getting romaine and just making little taco shells with healthy boy it's healthy season well i like

the crunch i hate that why lettuce is trash i hate lettuce it's trash imagine uh imagine Imagine eating tuna with Rebecca Romaine. Dude. How dope is that? That means you made it. I'd be all over that shit. Yeah. She's not married to Stamos anymore, is she?

Hard to say. There's no way to look it up. Randy, what'd you do? Oh, you know. I was about to look it up and then I, yes. They don't have to. Don't look it up, dude. Someone in the show.

I'll do it. Friday, I got Perry's pork chop. Because if you're going to Perry's on a Friday, you should get the pork chop. Randy loves the Perry's pork chop. Yeah. Like, it is a great porch job, but Randy, like, dreams about it. I do eat the whole thing there. No, no, no.

I have a little bit in the fridge here because afterwards I went to South Congress to try on some clothes. And then I went home and I started working on my tree shelf that Will's really excited to hear more about. You're not a hobbit, man. You don't even making tree shelves in your extra time. So I did that. And that's pretty much my Friday, Saturday, woke up, worked on the tree shelf some more. And then Dan and I went to Brisket Fest. 2025 oh wow with headliner jimmy eat brisket did not realize that they weren't playing till

eight so we didn't even see them instead we saw wrestling with jimmy which was just a weezer cover band so that was interesting which era of weezer uh it was pretty much all of it but oh are you smoke ring whoa jimmy world not super familiar alternative band Oh, sweetness, right? Yeah, we need that. Really much, if you're a Weezer cover band, I'm just looking for the blue album and then maybe a little bit of Pinkerton.

I don't really need anything after that. If you're a Weezer cover band, I'm probably just leaving. I get it. They were good, but Briscuit Fest 2025 was not. There was three vendors, and there were just three food trucks. So instead-

Brisket Fest had three vendors. Yeah, yeah. It was, it was. Somebody got poured out by a vendor. they couldn't make it So actually we tried some of the brisket And then we decided you know what Let's leave and go to Leroy and Lewis

Get the burger and then come back To the Brisket Fest It wasn't that good It was a mistake going A shout out to Briscuit Fest Where was it? It was at Far Out lounge Which I like Far Out lounge

It's a good music venue Outdoor predominantly It was mainly outdoor Yeah it was just hot Something about eating a bunch of different Briscuit in the sun It was just so whoops

it's not a violent femmes play by the way brisket and the sun might as well be smoking on the sun brisket brisket sun won't you come rest in peace chris cornell uh but anyways on saturday night went over to sauces

did a little soire there I guess the best way to put it and Sunday just was straight up working on the tree shelf and then I went to go see Superman two thumbs up one thumb up I'll give it, I'll give it a thumb and a half. Oh, Bill, the guy who fixed my air conditioning, did not give it a thumb and a half. Would he give it?

I think he gave it two thumbs down. Really? Damn. I trust Bill, too. It was a, it was very, it was good. It wasn't the best thing. It wasn't, it didn't feel like mid-Marvel movie, MCU, like right before end game and all the Avenger stuff. Like, nothing will ever feel like that again.

I have hope for the future of the DCU with this. You know, it's funny you gave it a thumb and a half because before the show, you were like two thumbs down, woke. So I don't really know why you're changing your tune for the show. It was it. I didn't even see anything that I would consider being woke. Like maybe Lex Luthor was pretty anti-Suman because he's an alien. I guess that's the most thing.

But, I mean, that's just Lex Luthor. Classic Lex. Dude, Lex Luthor, way better than the Schneider one. when uh jesse eisenberg is that the guy who played suckerberg in uh yes yeah he was a terrible wex luther in the original in those other ones but this one it's pretty good so i said go see it if you haven't seen it i enjoyed it um will and i went and uh we were out wednesday to go to uh of course the west texas invitational the uh the w tis is known commonly

will this being his uh his first his first trip to the WTI this is my second um where should we begin you played a practice around Wednesday I did got to the house Wednesday evening I went up Wednesday evening and met you guys there um initial thoughts I was blown away by the house no one really you said it was a nice house I looked at a Google map overhead view of it so I knew what we were kind of working with. I didn't know how nice this house was going to be. Then the gift boxes started coming out with all of our shirts for the weekend, custom gifts,

socks, t-shirts, everything. And I was like, oh, we're getting treated nice this weekend. We got stitched shoe bags. Yeah, dude. Shout out to Josh or captain. As someone who's been debating buying a shoe bag for my golf shoes for a while now, that was great to get for free. Really great to get for free.

It was incredible. Did you guys get the player book? The media guide? Yeah. Yeah, we got media guides. Did you all talk about it on Thursday? Yeah. There wasn't much for me in the media guide as there shouldn't be.

I didn't give you a little quote. I didn't play there. You didn't attack anyone in your quote. No. No attacking in the quotes. But I mean, like, they do it right. They do it right. It's, yeah, it was, I didn't really know what to expect last year.

And I was, I was kind of blown away. When I got in the house and there was like a spread of, Gift boxes with branding. Yeah, this year was the same way. As far as the golf goes, we played a course, Delaware Springs. It is a muny out in, I guess it's technically in Burn It. Right? Burn it, dude.

You understand what he's doing there? He's pretending like he's burning weed. Oh, yeah. You can tell who smokes docks in who doesn't. So I still choke. Here, pass it to me. No, thanks. Never touched the stuff.

Good work, Dave. Good work. I thought you burned, dog. So our captain includes, like, a captain's gift, like a personalized gift for everybody. Mine was smelling salts. Shut the fuck up. I'm not. It ended up.

The boys were loving the smelling salt. I bet you got so excited. the jokes aside about you got so excited why because i was hopelessly addicted a couple years ago and a thing for an afternoon where i drank 12 beers yes yeah there was a point on saturday night where we're all hanging out and someone said dave go get the smelling salts is sam and dave was like not to out like i feel like you couldn't you couldn't tell if we were serious or not and you're like really it's like yes go get the smelling salts we need to kick in our step right now there are some people who weren't really feeling the smelling salts previously, they were like, nah, I'm good.

And I was like, oh, okay, well, I'm smelling salts guy. But then when they were like, yeah, bring it out Saturday. I was like, yeah, let's do it. So we hit. I mean, people were doing it before the round on Saturday. Hard. These are, these were good salts. This is the good stuff, Dylan. This wasn't mid. You know, you know a good salt when it's in front of you. Yeah. We don't worry, I tested it to make sure it was, it was pure. Right. No funny stuff in it. Sure. Um, so Thursday morning we had, uh, high ball, high, what was it, high ball low ball? Yep. Or total.

I should know this. I've done it twice now. It's a high ball. Low, I don't fucking know, dude. I don't really care at this point. Why? Because I went 0 and 5. Oh, God.

Oh, I'm so. Okay. If I would have known that, I wouldn't have pranked you this morning. Went own five, had a singles match up on the final day against the other guy who had, was That was 0 and 4. Shout out to Trave. Shout out Trav. He was a dog.

He was an absolute dog. I fought off his pops the best I could, but he just beat me straight up on too many holes, man. Yeah, he brought his dad, and his dad tried to fight Will. What was your record? Three and two. Oh. Davey went off. You're surprised.

I was surprised, too. I had, I hit the ball much better than I did last year. And I just, I ran into a buzz saw Saturday. my match, my singles match, uh, I got vaporized. Like a night, I got absolutely like beaten with the club. Wow. It was, it was impressive. I'm happy to lose to a guy who played really well. He's actually a loot. Remember the loot who never spoke in the group? Not really. Grant. Yeah, okay, there you go. Someone calling him Grant absent. Well, he showed up on Saturday and he had a day game. Classic, uh, didn't, didn't pull driver, hit hit a three iron,

probably like 225, 2.30 down the middle on every par four, every par five. I love that. He got like, like, I went down like two in like the first four holes and I was like pressing. So I'm like, well, I'm not going to hit driver. And I was, I was hanging on. But anytime I like thought I was about to win a hole, he, he had two holes where he covered it up and pushed the hole, pushed it by draining like a 10 foot par put.

And I was just like, yep, today's not my day. Not to mention I got up at four for some reason. Sometimes you just got it. I wouldn't feeling great Saturday morning. Not making excuses. I don't think there's any scenario where I win that match. But I was a little bit embarrassed, and I felt like I left the team down a little bit. It was a great match just, Dave.

You had a winning record. You'll be fine. You guys were paired up one time for one round? We weren't paired up. Dave and I just rode together for the singles day. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. We were in the car.

Got it. Yeah. And so we just kind of, we tried to gas each other up. My match lasted a little bit longer than Dave's. And so Dave was a good hype man. He was shooting distances for me. Dude, I was, I wanted to like, I didn't want to, it was weird because it was like, okay, my match is over.

And there's still some holes left that Will's in his match. And I was like, do I like kind of like follow Will and caddy? I didn't want to like overdo it. But I didn't know what you did great, dude. No, Dave, he put on some punk, some late 90s, early 2000s punk rock. And he did what he needed to do as a partner. I cracked a couple ice cold beers. That's dog behavior.

Oh, yeah. We did get some cold beers for that back nine. yeah fuck yeah dude uh meals night one thursday night got back from the rounds uh we did chick fillet nugs obvi sandwiches obvi sandwiches do that chilies one night no we didn't hit that chilies i threw it out there i don't think you might thought i was serious dude that's an a1 chilis it's arguably like outside of like a chilies two and like an airport it's in a picturesque setting over the water yeah oh i've been to that chilies yeah it's good chilies it's a good chili it's a good chilies yeah second night we did dominoes you know just it's a pizza play yeah you get it yeah then the captain's

dinner so the winning captain from the year prior um has a choice to whatever the meal he can cook he can cater uh this year Garrett who was the winning captain last year he catered in or no I'm sorry he cooked and uh if you'll indulge me for a sec will You want to describe it while I pull up the menu here? The first course was absolutely delectable, Dylan. Oh, is he? It seemed to be an Asian-style spicy broth. How many courses?

With some rice noodles in it. And then he put some shrimp on top of the noodles. And the way that it juxtaposed with the broth was just honestly crazy work. Lime, soy, ginger, shrimp, toast, saracha. He told me after that it's a pretty simple recipe. And normally he uses lobster instead of shrimp. And I have to say, I need to recreate this at home. With the lobster?

It was just absolutely delightful. Then we had a salad. The salad was good. You had to watch out for those red chili peppers. Those things will bite you. We had a pulled pork dish that was Galby marinated, go-choo yang and pork. Okay. Don't ask me to elaborate on anything.

I don't know some of these words. Someone asked if Dave wanted any white rice and I was like, does this guy want white rice? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Give me the whole bag. And for dessert, we had Bluebell Grooms Cake. He's engaged to be wed, to the love of his life.

Oh, that's beautiful. Yeah. Congrats to Garrett, man. That's a wonderful thing. And the cocktail was gin, grapefruit, lime. What is the T-A-G-T-J-I-N? Tijin. Tijin?

Tijin? Tijin. Yeah, he infused some... Is it Tahin? Is it Tahin? I don't know how you spell it or say it, because I don't order it. With just a hint of mint. Oh, that's a little bit.

I mean, Tihin's the stuff you put on a, like the spicy stuff you put on a room. No, that was... It was infused into the simple syrup. Tajian. Got it. It was a good tajian simple syrup. I will say this. Everything had a kick to it, but it was such a well...

The hardest part about cooking in quantity, like, was spicy. It's like, you got to get it right. And it was just teetering. It was almost, you know what I mean? Like, you could see how somebody with a heavy hand would have made it too spicy. But this was good. He had it dialed. Impressive.

Impressive rounds. That is impressive. Fun times. We, uh, you're probably wondering, did our team win? No, we lost by a point. Was it a point? No. Two points?

No, it was. You know, if I flip a couple of my matches, do we win? We get, we get close. I hope to go again. at some point. I'm not sure if there's going to be a spot for me next year. I hope that my social game might have outplayed my golf game, you know, might need some people vowing for me to get back in. I'm sure you were a good hang. You typically are fine. Yeah, night one I was not a good hang. Night one I was a bad hang. Why? Because someone was smoking a joint and I said, sure, I'd like to do

that. And suddenly, you quiet? No, yeah, I got, I wasn't in my head or anything, but I was on that couch just giggling away and in love and life. Dude, when I'm like that, I don't trust the words that come out of my mouth, so I just keep my mouth shut out. Exactly. Exactly. You understand when he says smoke a joint, what he means? Yeah, marijuana.

A marijuana cigarette. Yeah, I kind of went nonverbal, but not in the concerning way. Like, no one was like, is Will okay? It was just like, oh, he... He's just having a time. He's probably not going to do that the rest of the trip. He's having fun, but he might keep to himself for the next hour or so. That first night's tough.

Yeah. At first night's tough. Uh, man, I was, I'm gonna have some Camus. Oh, you guys are camus. We started playing cards on Saturday night after all the golf was done. Guts. That's a great game. The red wine was really, really making it an enjoyable experience. You get your beak sweat a little bit?

Got the beak wet, yeah. I tried to recover some of the losses that I have on the golf course. And you did. So the game guts, it's basic like everybody gets two cards. You don't show them. And then the dealer says three, two, one. You're all. holding your cards face down three to one drop them and you either drop them or hold them and if you hold them that means you think you have the high the best hand and there's a pot obviously you flip them and if you win the pot but the people who lost if there's one person he replaces what the pot was if there's two they both put that same amount in if you hold you just you lose your ante or whatever and okay and uh if you get 69 six and a nine you beats everything sick so the last three hands

of the night. We call that big lick. Okay. My last three hands of the night were six nine. I get it. Big slicks a hand. Sorry. Big lick. Six nine. Of course. Because contacts, he's referencing oral sex. Yeah, he's referencing the sex position. Yeah, 69. Anyway. Yeah. My last three hands of the night were six nine, uh, pair of aces and then six nine again. You really didn't play much until the last ten minutes. I didn't have, I wasn't getting good cards. And then I was like, okay, now I'm actually getting some good cards. And I'm ready to. get the hell out of here and then there was the power there was like the five minute uh we set a timer where the the pot doubled you had to double the pot if you lost it made it it was fun and then you get people getting real nobody bluffing everybody's what you knew if you played somebody's got a

hand couldn't be couldn't be bluffing during double time dude Saturday night was fun they were all fun but Saturday I was the only night I gambled really but uh great time great time did some parley's you know boys are boys get together they put bets down can I give a special shout out to the bluebonic cafe you all with a blue bonnet dude no one told me the best breakfast in america is there you've certainly you've heard of it though right no really oh it's a staple it's a famous uh breakfast i've not eaten that much for breakfast maybe ever that's the biggest meal i've had in years packed isn't it yeah we went a little pre-church time okay so we had it um but what a place man just a country breakfast cafe that biscuits and gravy crazy yeah crazy what they do to that

Great spot, man. I didn't go. It's been a while since I had some diner hash browns. Sounds so good. Oh, yeah. I got some side eyes when I got the breakfast ham, but I got to tell you. That ham went so hard. People thought you bricked it, but you didn't break it, dude.

I do. I'm not a ham guy, but I'll eat it. I think ham is underrated at breakfast. I was well here. I'm ham over sausage. Maybe you live of bacon. Wait, did you post a photo? did I see that of what of breakfast no player or was that on scaries post am I crazy

like an old one maybe recently I did an old breakfast yeah yeah you're you're thinking to the old breakfast I think I just I sir yeah I got served it the other day okay good you all right oh no no I don't know how your body holds up better than mine dude I'm not look at me I can't move dude I bent over to grab my backpack this morning and both sides of my back seized up all at once I almost went to the ground had to hit my Life Alert. That's a lot of golf in three-day space. I know, but I felt fine yesterday. Did you stretch? I felt totally fine yesterday. He said he stretched. And then, I didn't see you stretching. I was stretching. Are you stretching? Well, could I have done some better calisthenics?

Yeah. Were you bendy? I felt good. I felt really good. Maybe I needed to do some post around stretching more. Next year, we'll maybe get a coal plunge in there. Yeah. Shout to Chris for having us. we need to you know we they need i say we it's my second year i'm already calling shots we ivies got get the ivy uh thing going you know they they come in and they you understand iv mobile iv people i was drinking liquid iv but that just didn't hit the same i was drinking element oh yeah very salty yeah i'm glad you guys have fun man it was a blast it was a blast that course That is a challenging course, even though Todd shot, Todd shot 66. Well, my most consistent club as of late has been my driver.

Okay. I hit Driver exactly one time in the 16 holes that I played on Saturday singles round. And it went forever. I got a skin that day for that. That was, remember when we were playing together and you hit Driver and we were looking for it? It was way up there. And I did you wrong. I did some pee missiles.

Did you? Dude, there's no way that's your ball. I was like, no offense. nobody's just like and then it was his ball and it was funny so this is the last thing I'll say about this tournament on Friday afternoon I got paired up with my partner

for Alt Shop and we were playing against the toughest team that there was we were playing against a scratch plus two handicap and I don't know what Garrett is but he was dialed in all weekend and so we were kind of getting

we're the throwaway match let's put him against the best guys first hole comes up your boy hits an absolute pee-p-bomb pro-line i watched him he dropped his pants and just took a piss damn that's my that's my i was worried it was out of bounds but it wasn't it landed inbounds had about 90 into the green and so my partner just goes up and just drains it from there eagle wow eagle that's a way to start it was the most uneventful because i thought it rolled off the back of the green and and just disappeared he he was like i think it might have gone in

and we went up and it was it was in the hole and it was like okay okay we got that something here. We're up one. And then we lost. We lost. Well, thrilling anyway. Felt good to get that all-shot eagle, though. I bet, man. That's not it. There were turkey out there, though. Yeah. At the property, yeah. There's a bunch of turkey at Lost Creek. Yeah. I guess it's not Westlake Country Club. A lot of deer, too. That, oh, yeah. I was eye on that feeder. Where are you? A couple bucks, a little right, but. Yeah. went out spotlight and some of the guys did i didn't i didn't even know that was in play that's sick i didn't either

it's so sweet that's alpha behavior i'm not i don't do that oh and coyotes out that way didn't hear any they're out there no no horses either you want to hear about the lizards i saw some cool ass lizards dude not really man i saw i saw a two colored lizard lizards don't do a whole lot of me he was like split down the middle back what's your problem with green that's pretty tight what's your problem with lizards

I think they're fine. They don't excite me. Do they give you, like, you know, you're scared of fish? I'm not scared of fish. That's not like to touch them. Is it like, would you be like that with a lizard? They're so achy. I think they're cool, but I, you know, I don't get excited for them.

You sudden nurse, you take lizards for granted. Dave can vouch for me right now that I'm not taking lizards for granted. I know. That's why I said sudden nurse. I like, you're in northern. I know, but I just, it's not being able to grow up. And every single time I see a lizard, it's like, oh, it's just something that we just didn't have. That's great.

I was looking at one the other day on the course, and I just said to Dave, dude, I've been loving lizards lately. Loving them. It's like when those people saw those squirrel on your campus and were, like, mesmerized by it. That's what lizards are to us. The lizards, they saved me 10% on my insurance. Maybe it's because I grew up in a lizard-rich environment. Yeah, you disrespect. That's me and squirrels, dude.

I don't care about squirrels. Do you see Brobabel Brennan went to King Gizzard last night? And the lizard wizard? Yeah. After, like, smoking a... Dope-ass bris. He looked like Mary Briscuit. He hit King Gizzard last night.

You should check out his newsletter. I need to. He's got a good substack. He wrote a great write-up on the GD60 celebrations in San Francisco. Really? Yeah. It was very well written. Very well written.

The Winnered Weekly on substack. I'm just trying to get my lutes to take in more media, you know? Will, were you going to leave after this or now are you kind of stuck in that position? I'm going to hobble out. Okay. I'm going to hobble out. I didn't know if you needed help getting out. here. Yeah, Dylan, can you carry me to my desk? Oh, I would love to. That'd be pretty cute, actually.

Randy, you are allowed to leave the camera on me as I exit the room. It's not going to be good. I'm going to meet your microphone. All right of a round of applause for Will to Freeze. That's our dog right there. I'm the dog. Oh, no. Well, that was fine. Dude, look at that. You can't fit up very straight. A little crooked, but you got to have fun. Go do some cobra pose. We have a, we have a Lumbar. No, we don't have a lumbar support pillow or anything. Get you that pillow, Bub. Get you that pillow, huh?

Damn. Something I didn't mention. My shirt of the weekend was made by Pancho. Oh, no, Randy. Yeah, Poncho. Poncho was a big player. Not just from me. But like any time you're out of like a ranch house, you know there's some Pancho getting around.

Poncho is becoming legit. one of my favorite overall brands and that that has nothing to do with the sponsorship of this show i just absolutely love poncho the the marfa shirt that we both have which is the light blue denim pearl snap button down is absolutely gas the merle which is another button down pearl snap and sage i have it is fucking awesome um look you can wear this thing anywhere i wore it under a sport coat at dinner the other night and i'm up talking about about the Western. I'm loving the Del Rio, the Del Mar. I've got the Ciesta key. No, I don't have the Ciesta key. I need the Cesta key. I'm just looking at these. They're all just such gas.

I've got the Pacas. That's the one I was rocking. Short sleeve. Imagine a shirt that feels like your favorite tea built for the outdoors and still sharp enough to go out to dinner. That's the magic of poncho. And the T-shirts are dope too. I've got that one with that old cowboy on it because why would a cowboy not wear that? We're cowboys at heart. We are. Or in real life. Yeah. I mean, look at you. You're getting closer. You've got your first pair of boots. Now you got your poncho. Totally agree. Wart fishing. You know, you can do that. Ooh, the long sleeve tech hoodie that I won't shut the hell up about is also just one of my favorite overall items of clothing. Yeah. Oh my God. It's so comfortable.

Yeah, it looks fantastic. I'm going to Colorado this weekend. You are. And I will be rocking that. That is going to be a good nighttime shirt. Summer time in Colorado is a great, great time for that shirt. Look, Dylan talked about the denim one that we both have the same one. I feel like that one is taking a backseat to my newer poncho because we've had that denim one for a while. But I'm going to have to bust that out. It's all backed by the poncho promise, free shipping, free returns, free exchanges.

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A slew of top threes, a bunch of top tens, and like a million top 20s for Tommy. Zero wins. Zero PGA tour. Yeah. So he's playing with Justin Rose in the final group. They're buddies, you know, English guys are friends. You got Scotty right there behind him or in front of them, actually. That's a good leaderboard.

it was good and um you know your thing your biggest fear at that point is like oh well it's scotty he's scotty right he's going to do something um he played well he was right there but you know had a couple missteps on the back so scotty's not in the picture you have j j spawn you got spawn who makes it timely birdie and you got tommy who comes out of the gate not great not horrible but also just like not what you want from a guy in the lead you know you really want to go out and slam the door a little bit make a couple a couple birdies set the tone it wasn't like that he's not a killer man he's not a killer and that's that's too bad he's such a likable golfer he's too gentle to kill yeah

not a killer is the reason guys like us are like so infatuated with with him is it just the flow outside the back of the nike hat i really like his golf swing he seems like uh just a very genuinely good dude yep the flow is great he's got the accent and I think the fact that he hasn't won a bunch of tournaments also makes him like you want to root for the guy you want him to get there. So all that combines into a very likable package. That's accurate.

Bogey's a par five on the back. Has a putt, has a par puttut on 17 that he needs. as soon as it leaves his club face as soon as it leaves the putter face he's like well this is not it just starts walking it's not the good walk it's bad it was bad 18 no

it just didn't happen that being said had a great playoff was Spawn of Rosie a great playoff yeah two birdies on the first playoff hole I believe it was sick it was absolutely sick Justin Rose ends up getting him Rose birdied the second playoff hole, I believe, too.

And that's what, that's what did it. They both, yeah, the spawn drained a long one. It kind of felt bad for him because he played really well and had a couple really long ones that would have won it previously to that. But Justin Rose, when's your FedEx, your first, St. Jude in Memphis. And you're just like, I don't even want to, like, Tommy shot out to him because he, like, talks to the media, says the right things. but pretty bumped that was kind of that was my sunday i was looking for that i was i was already kind of feeling a little bit down just from the the big week prior and uh i was looking for a pick me up so i'm i've been following it i was watching it on my phone uh for most of the

day and uh didn't happen didn't happen he's got a few more chances so damn still rooting for the guy man yeah uh is he won on the the d p is one on the DP yeah okay yeah all right and to be fair like he's made a ton of money on tour yeah but don't yeah don't feel too bad for the guy it's professional it sucks at any time he's in the lead like everyone's thinking the same thing still made a million bucks yeah nothing wrong with that no i'm wondering what like the best case scenario for him to like what would be like ideal going into the final round for him to pull one out is it got to be like he's got to be a couple groups back from the leaders he's just got to come out of no or make a time

Tommy birdie. He either got to chase someone down who doesn't have a spectacular Sunday or he needs like a four or five shot Sunday lead. I think those are the scenarios where he gets it done. He just, the guy who doesn't handle pressure, it's extremely well. Unfortunately. Can you tell me why, can you tell me why people are turning on sorority recruitment videos? All right. So they're back. We've been in the frat sorority game for a minute, right? we kind of we kind of made our bones on this type of stuff so we've been very aware of the sorority rush videos for a long time now they're pretty entertaining and they're very competitive and they're like you know very well produced like they've been around for a long time they do like

the doorway the doorway ones is one of them um the trend this year seems to be they're all out in the front lawn with some big you know elaborate choreograph dance so this all started from the Sidney-Sweeney thing. It's because Sidney saying, like, I have good jeans and she's this obviously very attractive, blonde-haired, blue-eyed young lady. And so you got these extreme right-wing accounts on Twitter that are like, oh, the left is, they hate hot blonde women.

They're fuming. And I don't know, that's accurate here. I don't know that's accurate. But now we have sorority rush season. And so these videos are all over the internet and these right-wing accounts are like, oh, the left is hates to see, this hates to see a front yard full of just very, very attractive college girls dancing. And again, I don't know if that's the case. It's probably not, but it's been really funny to watch. I sent a couple to Randy. Randy, give us an example of what we're talking about. Yeah, he had a lot saved. I don't know what that was all about. Here's one. Here's a doorway one. Okay. Hey, what's going on in there? Hey,

Your girls need some help. Oh. Yeah. I mean, it's a... Oh, yeah, you've got to put the best dancer in the front. A lot of... Yeah, she's got a lot of drill team. A lot of denim.

The denim has been a big player. I think they're piggybacking on the Sydney-Sweeney situation. So, yeah, this is a good example. It's just, it showcases your sorority. Man, I've got to investigate this trend. Will you send me that, Randy? I sent him a couple more. if you want to just play it play another one for us i like that they don't like if you're in the

sorority and you're not really looking to dance you can just hold a phone light up in the back yeah that's pretty dope yeah which i would be one of those in the back like i'm not i don't really want to be on the front lines here then you got young ladies on the top and the balcony they're just just just hooping and hollering yeah it's just like look this is how hot we are we have fun come join our sorority type thing yeah it's mostly uh southern sororities i think that are doing this a lot of denim like i said denham i heard kick i heard kick At the G at USC had one. I'd heard that.

Is that right? Whoa, camera alert. Yeah, look at that. Look at that. See, if I'm a young lady, I'd be. The left hates this. They can't, they can't even fat. They're fuming.

This is the future, this is the future liberals don't want. They don't want to see hot, hot young women just thriving in college. Jeez. It's the last thing we want. It's bad for the country. I guess you should play another one. It's bad for, yeah, play one more. I did see this one, I said it to myself, but it's kind of making fun of, like, the whole

trend. It's my sorority today in 2025. And then it goes back and compares to what it was in 2015. Okay. So this is 2025. 2015 is where they're just screaming outside the door, right? I remember that. Yeah, they used to, they used to not have music over the, over the videos. And they used to do some chanting. Oh, my God. This is what sororities were back in 10 years ago. okay some of them yeah but it's just some of them it's also insane to think that like if you are a profession like if you dance in part of the dance team you probably are like sought after as a sorority like recruit because like oh we can put her in the next video if you make a fire

rush video like this it you know it people pick it up and it goes viral and you got a whole thing and it's like oh shit tried out they're really doing none of they still are the fraternity's still doing the thing where they'd have like TikTok pledge and they'd have a pledge and they'd make them do like TikTok dances to see if you could like go off and get a pledge talk yeah pledge pledge talk i assume they do those are those are fun it might be worth a search on tick to pledge talk and see what i mean give those a brie sanders would never the left hates this aOC hates they hate it oh my god there's one thing that pisses people off it's just a bunch of hot college chicks dancing around their front lawn.

It pisses me off, and I wish we wouldn't show this shit. Yeah, don't, oh, no, don't show another one. No, it's just another one. I mean, how many did you send me to? I sent you three, I think. Hold on, I'm not mad enough. Play this one again. This pisses me off.

Play the last one I sent you. I don't even know. I need to wake up. I just found another one. I only have two for it. I think I have two for you. Oh. I'm about to get, you're right.

I'm about to get so mad. I only sent you two. Anyway. Or not. No, don't, don't keep making these. You're going to make. too many people, man. Interesting.

Poor Sidney's just caught up in all this. And she hasn't said a word publicly as far as I'm aware. Like, come on, guys. I just... She probably shouldn't say anything. Just film the commercial here. We have Barrett Dudley in the chat. And he also says, I agree.

These videos are gross. Please definitely do not show any more of that. You know what? We need to... In case anybody just tuned in, we need to watch this one again. We need people to organize. There's one that can't find that started this whole thing on.

Ready, play the video. You want this one. one again i like the song actually see this could go on dcr golf playlist also a big player here i'm saying you one more uh this one this one comes with the community note so so uh okay this is the patriot oasis this is the twitter account sydney sweeney has sparked a cultural shift in america towards uh celebrating white beauty and then the community notes says this has nothing to do with Sidney Sweeney. These have been done for years.

Wait, what are we doing? Come out. This is the one. Patriot Oasis. Respect the song. Great song. It's a great song. This has nothing to do with Sidney Sweeney.

Sidney has nothing to do with this. This choreographed dance has been in the works for probably three months. You know? That's true. They've been practicing. You don't just throw this together. Yeah, you don't, like, oh, you got the Sydney-Sweeney self. We got to capitalize and quickly put together this.

elaborate dance. Does UT do this? I don't know. I feel like you never really see. Now, I haven't investigated and I'm not quite mad enough to look. But if they keep showing up my timeline,

I might investigate it. It's pissing me off right now, though. Don't send these videos to Dave. You're just going to make him real, real mad guys. Dude, stop. Seriously, I got a... He doesn't want any more. I don't want to go into...

I'm leaving town later in the week. I don't want to go into that trip with a... I understand, dude. Bad mood. I totally understand. If you're a conservative, if you want the Texas Scuck to get mad over there. I send him those videos because he'll be super.

Look at how mad he is already. God, just don't do it. We want him to have a good attitude around here, guys. Definitely don't send him to me too. I don't want any of that. You better not freaking tag me. A fun game is, well, if you ran into one of these young women at an event, what would you talk about?

What would your icebreaker be? So what's your major? Oh, God. That's the ultimate, like, give-up line. Like, I have nothing to offer. No, I think a good one would be like... You understand, like, AI is probably going to take most of the jobs. Like, the job market, when you get out of school, it's not looking good.

You should check out sports journalism. We work for a media company. They used to, like, yell, like, screech. That's not the ones. They got attention because they were so annoying. But also, like, they were... Was it shit over? It's girls.

Shido had a tweet or a post way back in the day about them, and it went off. That may be how I came to follow him. Well, that's good stuff there, or is it, or is it terrible stuff? I'll tell you about good stuff. Oh, come on. Sorry, I tried looking up a sorority door video, and I'm just getting more of these dances, and it's pissing me off. Hey, you know what we could do.

You know what we could do. Dude, they hate this. We could use this or. frame and just load it up with those. Just display more video sorority rush videos. Look, summer may be ending, but aura frames are the perfect way to relive your favorite memories. Excuse me, long after the season ends. Dude, I've got so many summer photos I love to see that I just loaded up on my home. I went on a couple summer trips and took a bunch of picks. And when I got home, I just loaded my favorites onto the aura frame. And I get to keep reliving them all summer long.

It's been fantastic. All summer long. I think it's fly. girls stop by for the summer man i do too summer is coming to an end a let in texas we've got come a couple months ago look man if you want to load up your aura frame with that or if you want to like do a winter play to get your mind right for the upcoming fall winter you could do that too or frames they were named the best digital photo frame by wirecutter and it's easy to see why unlimited storage you can add as many photos and videos as you can find and it's so simple to set up just plug it in and share away look at this we even figured out how to do it it. What do we got up there now? I can't see it, Randy. It's you and your silly hat from the

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it's really easy to do when you gift it yeah and they're obsessed a ura frames.com or frames dot com promo code circling and let them know circling back sent you terms and conditions do apply uh we got to talk umpire kid got to talk umpire kid randy i sent you that video too umpire kid who shows up to a major league baseball game dressed in a vet what seems like a very authentic umpire uniform and chest padding included he's got the uh the mask there play this video randy this is it cubs cardinals Look how he aggressively puts the mask back on. Why is he so good at this? All right, guy for the Cubs goes deep.

Then they put the camera back on the kid. And he does the home run signal, which is the same one as the Micah. It's time to wrap it up, signal. His mannerisms are so. perfect he doesn't change his demeanor his demeanor is stoic like an umpire is supposed to be he absolutely nails it so i want to give so much credit to this kid for absolutely nailing everything about this look he's got the mannerisms down the uniform is perfect but then again you got your kid dressing as a fucking umpire at a major league baseball game look it's one of those

things that's gone from like it's cute i get if you're watching the broadcast it's probably it's old real quick especially if you're a cards fan and you're getting run rolled here by the Cubbies. People, Twitter's turned on them. If this kid is five, it's cute. It's like, oh, look at that, little cute, little umpire. This kid's like 14. Is he 14?

He knows better. Oh, God. But have you ever seen the video of the two guys that were behind Homeplate that both had umpire masks and whenever the guy would do, like, a strikeout, there's both right behind him? It is funny because those guys are like mocking the whole plate. This kid's just a fan of the umpires. This kid just loves what they're doing.

It's like they're doing the best they can out there. When they go to robot Oms, man, this kid, this poor kid. Yeah, he's going to be out of it today, man. God, dude. I like it. Easy to make fun of, I understand, but I like what he's doing. He's different, you know, and he nails it. It's really good.

Absolutely. Like, why do you even buy the official, like, Major League Baseball umpire hat? Is there a website for that? I feel like they dropped a little bit of money. here and got all custom that's uh was it stama who had that hat on in the rob blow the NFL the NFL hat you have to say it's the baseball version of the rob blow that's sick like i would wear some roblo mixed up yeah both handsome men yes uh yeah i don't know man this is partly on the broadcast for going to him every time by the way i shouldn't make fun of this but it's it's

it's really funny in the broadcast they mentioned the first female home plate umpire uh called balls and strikes i don't know which game she was at first they made a big deal out of it like here's the first first time a woman has ever called balls and strikes and she just fucking bricks the first just a bit inside it's six inches inside it wasn't it wasn't the worst call it was it was clearly it wasn't borderline but it was it was it was clearly not a ball yeah not a strike excuse me and she just she was waiting to fire that thing off tough tough start waiting to fire that thing off I hate to laugh, but you kind of have to. It couldn't.

First pitch of the game? First pitch of the game. All right. She got it wrong. I'm sorry. How's Twitter handling that? How do you think, Dave? How do you think, man?

Did she recover? I don't know. I don't know. They keep stats on, like, percentage of correct calls for these umpires. I don't know how well she did overall. Well, Angel Hernandez had a job for like 30 years, right? Yeah, and he's the worst. The fact that I know who Angel Hernandez is.

You shouldn't know that. the names of umpires you shouldn't no you really shouldn't this kid you want to run it back and get out of here yeah let's come of course that's the segment during which we talk about what we already talked about ranny woke up with the case of the fucker rounds today it's a mouth case yeah he did texas is preseason number one in the ap poll dillon's on the fast track to gout midter calm down dude dave fell off the smelling salts wagon back in my day we called six nine big lick the card the hand hand of poker as as ass about on do you know it

will ate at the famous blue bonnet cafe Dave did not and finally whatever you do do not send Dave hot sorority rush videos oh just ruined my freaking day and that concludes run it back good one today boys good one today

good one today have any of these sororities reached out to have us, like, do a live show as part of their recruitment? Because they better not, because we're not going to go. Yeah, we got Delta Gamma at Tarleton State. They reached out. Okay, why is Tarleton

Catch the Strays? It's a cowboy school. Yeah, it is. Do they have Greek life out that way? That's a good question. We don't know. We'll find out. I don't know. We'll hear from Stone from... If you're from Tarleton State,

we want to hear about your Greek life. Or like they're off. Dylan at washedmedia.com for any issues with any of Dylan's steaks today. Let's get out of here. Bye. Bye. You know,