Circling Back - Sphere Will & Convict Scheffler

Episode Date: May 20, 2024

Will gives his full review of Dead & Company at The Sphere, the rest of everyone else's Weekend in Fun, Willy Wonka Experience 2.0 but with Bluey, Scheffler getting arrested, the USPS vehicle racing a Mustang at 105 mph, what we're going to do with Will's mullet, and more. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (16:05) This Weekend in Fun (34:01) Will Sphere FAQ, Tips, and Highlights (45:00) Wonka 2.0 but Bluey instead (51:25) Scheffler’s Arrest (1:02:00) USPS Goes 105 MPH in Race vs. Mustang (1:11:00) What are we doing with Will’s mullet? Support This Episode’s Sponsors Mugsy: www.mugsy.com (enter your email for discount on site!) Pestie: www.pestie.com/steam (10% off!) Rocket Money: www.rocketmoney.com/circling  Kiwi Co: www.kiwico.com/steam  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from washed media headquarters in Austin, Texas My name is will defrees to. To my left, David, Mr. Playoffs Rough. I'm bummed we don't have video. Here's the thing, we don't. I wore a t-shirt that's about 1.5 times too small for me. I haven't worn it in a while. I got this from the Butler Pigeon Putt Tito's Handmade Vodka thing And I never wear it

But I was like Ah I'll throw it in the The gym bag I'm gonna go hit the gym And just throw it on afterward It's a tiny tee Gun show over here Showing off my guns

And also the Oh shit Look at those lats Player Thanks man Those are tries Whatever I mean

You know I don't know that shit The lat is busting out a little bit too I'm not a man in STEM Dave's a big tricep guy you should know that about him yeah yeah how do you hand make vodka you squeeze the vodka plant and squeeze it into a glass basically they just have a big factory it's a labor of love it's all hand yeah it's all hand done it's crazy just tito's just standing there just squeezing these plants they triple distill it we met tito's at the event the tito man yeah i probably should

have bought some more merch at that event you could have a tiny t as well the most unassuming billionaire you're ever gonna meet is he in the is he uh oh yeah capital b oh yeah trace comas he does quite well yeah he he dresses like he uh like he retired from, I don't know. He looks like he might have been at the Sphere. Yeah, that's a good call. That's a good call. Dylan should be sad there's no video today because we have mustache Dylan in the building. That's exactly what I was going to say with my intro.

It's a damn shame that the people at home can't see this stash that I will be donning all summer long. It's a Kid Rock stash. It's my summer stash, and it's here to stay for a little while. I love the summer stash. I'm a big, like, when you posted your Instagram story this weekend at DShivery, I was very pleased with the results of this. Yes, at DShivery. Thank you.

Hey, when it starts to come down over the lip a little bit, you guys let it go, or do you trim it back to the lip line? I trim it back. Dave actually gave me some counsel on this at one point. Told me to trim with scissors yeah so i bought those little tiny snippers instead of i was for a while i was taking my trimmer yeah and just doing like a straight line but it can't it can't be like that all right all right yeah i like to do the the little tiny scissors because they're cute they're cute i was drinking an egg a cocktail with egg whites in it this past weekend, and it took me a few sips before realizing that I had to wipe my face off every single time because I had the walrus stuff going on.

Oh, my gosh. That reminds me. Last night, Barks couldn't sleep, so he kept coming to my room, and I was like, let's drink a big glass of milk, buddy. That usually helps me. It's heavy in the stomach. It'll soothe you, whatever. It didn't smell off.

When I started to pour, I was like, is this a little chunky? Like, nah. So I took a big sip of it. It was very chunky and very sour. It was disgusting. And it had it all over my mustache, too. It was a whole thing. And, yeah, it wasn't very pleasant.

You're out here drinking big glasses of milk to help you sleep? When I was a kid, I used to do it all the time. Oh, my dad used to do that. Hey, let's go have a glass of milk. Not like a huge glass, but you chug like four or five ounces of milk. I've heard of warm milk. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I did warm milk a few times with my dad. I don't think I ever actually did much. It kind of coats your stomach lining a little bit. It just kind of feels a little soothing to me. Dude, I love some midnight dairy yeah but uh it was chunky so he didn't get to drink any milk did you keep it maybe you could turn it into some yog and poured it out and it was i had to like rinse it down the sink it was disgusting was it the new raw milk that apparently has some disease in it i don't do raw milk apparently raw milk is is dicey right now

okay so if you're a raw milk person out there maybe do some google searches before you get your next shipment in hey i saw something super depressing in the parking lot what's here was another dead bird at the hands of randy no no no it wasn't that i wish he was here to talk about his response yeah quite quite the quite the piece he put together. Yeah, man. I had fun editing it. No, I was walking up and I looked down and there was a ramen noodle package.

Like the bottom of the bottom of ramen. Yeah. I don't know. I was just like, damn, it's just blowing around town. This ramen noodle package. I didn't have the package's just like, damn, it's just blowing around town, this ramen noodle package. I didn't have the package of ramen noodles until I was like 28, and I fell in love with them. Oh, boy. They don't taste bad.

They never looked that good to me, so I never bought it as a cheap meal. I always just went with peanut butter and jelly or something. But now that I've had it, I'm like, oh, you can doctor this shit up and make it taste amazing. Are they still like 12 cents a pack? Extreme Bourdain meme. That's a great question. They used to be to be like 10 cents a bob 20 cents yeah you could have been like my roommate in college who would um just eat dry he would eat it dry he would sprinkle the seasoning all over that's disgusting two hands like it was a sandwich and i'm not that is 100 true not an

exaggeration shout out to him like a fucking, like one of those. That's the brand. Popcorn waffles. Yeah, these are 30 cents now. Inflation has hit ramen. Okay. Still fairly affordable. Yeah, I mean, at 30 cents for a meal, it's pretty good.

Oh, okay, okay. Not to brag, I can afford top ramen. Glad you said ramen after that. Nah. I don't think I'm going to eat ramen for the next, I don't know, five months. I think it's officially summer in Austin, Texas. It's hot. If you're Tatsuya or one of the ramen places around town, do you have a summer plan?

You know people aren't really digging ramen during the summer months, so do you have like a a cold play if you will like uh snow like a snow cone stand or something yeah snow cones or like a snow room will or dylan there's a snow cone stand right by my place by the way snow beach yeah like a minute sal used to work for snow beach i don't i don't think i've had snow beach oh it's the shaved ice one, right? Yeah, we didn't have those. What didn't get hot enough to justify a shaved ice stand up in Harbor? You go to the local gas station and get one. Dylan's crew back in college got Snow Beaches.

Hell yeah. That's good. That's good. Like a snow bunny, but... No, I think he was saying... I think he was alluding to you got... Your group of friends, I was saying? I got it.

You guys would go out, drink 15 beers, and talk to zero chicks. Go home and do God knows what. It could have also been a cocaine play. Yeah, I was trying to figure that out. Open to interpretation, I guess. He went with college girls instead. Those are the best jokes, open to interpretation. That's good stuff, Dave.

Hey, thanks, man. The dumb fuck's gonna like that one, I think. No, hell yeah. Are the dumb fucks loading currently? The DF. We got some DFs loading. They're still loading? They're about 60% now. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think we've retained any? Oh, we had two or three. The funnel's gotten bigger. Sure. You understand the top of the funnel. Brett had a

chart. Yep. Yep. It's been good. We've added some eyeballs. The company's been going downhill since we erased that chart. I feel like we lost some information. Wasn't it a funnel? Yeah. F-U-N? Yes.

Yeah. I think it was capital F-U-N. They're going to catch themselves laughing at a segment. They're going to be so mad. Like, oh, fuck. These guys aren't bad. No, they're going to like today's because they won't have any... Well, I guess they don't have to watch the video.

But the fact that there's no video, they don't have to look at how douchey we are. I think we're appropriately douchey, though. We're quite douchey. We're not that... We're douchey, but like... We're fun douchey. Yeah, exactly. Likeable douchey.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not going to be the douchebags that ruin people's nights at a bar, but we're going to be douchey enough to escalate the night to a fun situation, I think. If you find yourself sitting near our table, you might be like, all right. There's room in every crew for a couple of douches. Sally

told one of our friends that he had a good amount of douchebag in him, and she was meaning it as a compliment. She's like, no, you have the fun douche gene, whatever. And he's never been able to shake it. Pretty much every time he hangs out, he's like, no, there's that one time you called me a douchebag. Well, her brother-in-law is the most likable douchebag

I've ever known. Exactly, exactly. There's a precedent there. It means something coming from her. No, Sally's, she's the most likable douchebag I've ever known. Exactly. There's a precedent there. It means something coming from her. No, Sally, she's got a degree in douchey guys. Yes. Pretty impressive. Yeah. She married one.

Can we get some announcements out of the way? Yeah. Dylan's track house is unveiling this week on Thursday. Yes, big day. What's your handicap right now? Plus 24.6, I believe. And where would that put you in the just general standings of the world? So my world ranking is 415 currently. Okay.

And considering that I just got back on the track ball like not long ago, like a week ago it was plus 21. I'm climbing, steadily climbing. Like the real pros are like plus 31, I think. Okay. So I'm getting there. Has there been any movement on the Golden Tee tournament in Las Vegas that is the same weekend as the Chicago meetup?

I do have an update. They DMed me, they being at Golden Tee, the official Golden Tee account. And they're like, hey, we want to send you some merch. Like, what's your address? I gave them that. And I was like, by the way, if that invitation is legit, I'm going to do what I can to get to Vegas. And they were like, well, full disclosure,

like, you have to actually qualify for it. Like, you're welcome to come, but you have to qualify for it. And since I'm late to the game, there was an event Friday, like a best shot. Two tickets were up for grabs, but I didn't even participate because we were watching golf as a whole thing. Plus, with the Chicago meetup, I wasn't going to dip out of Chicago. We at least have the connection.

I will not be going, but I will be going in the future. That's for sure going to happen, just not this year. So catch me in Chicago. Go subscribe at youtube.com slash washedmedia. It's going to be right after lunch on Thursday afternoon. Again, youtube.com

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Landry just sent us this picture of John Daly and his sons and he's wearing a hat that says last time i gave a fuck i forgot that's tight that's very that's tight dude you understand what that means dylan i'm so over it that whole shtick what just john just john your care tank is on empty regarding the shtick sounds like you got some got some fucks to give. Oh, he wears crazy pants and he smokes cigarettes. Drinks Diet Dr. Peppers, apparently. It's like, okay.

Okay. You don't think smoking cigarettes is dope? Like, enough. It's not that cool anymore. He's been doing this thing for 20 years now. It's like, all right.

Longer than that. You know, he's an alcoholic and he smokes cigs and he's got crazy pants. It's not enough for me. It's a TFM, clearly. It's not enough for me. It's a TFM, clearly. That's not enough for me. Yeah, he is frat.

You're not frat. This is why they don't like you. This is the NF moment of the week. This is why the DFs don't like you. It's disgusting. You see what I'm saying, though? You get it. You understand what I mean.

Yeah, I get it. I think it's dope that there's people out there with zero fucks. Should I just start wearing crazy pants and smoking cigs? Will I be cooler? Yeah. I think a lot of people are not born right now. That would be fucking awesome. Oh, look, he hit a golf ball from a tee out of someone's mouth.

That's fucking awesome. Or off of a beer can. Or a beer can. He did pump that off the beer can, though. You couldn't do that shit. Yeah, you can't do that. We could all learn to do that. Nah.

Probably not. Probably. I've done it. Have you ever done it? Just a little hand-eye coordination. Have you ever done it? No. I've done it. But I bet I could. You just gotta,-eye coordination. Have you ever done it? No. No. I've done it.

But I bet I could. You just got to, yeah. It's kind of hard because it's teed up much higher. I bet I could adjust after a little bit, you know? Yeah. It's like, I still get it. Why don't you go outside and do it right now? Yeah, do it right now.

All right. How far can you punch a golf ball? Ooh, probably not very far. Probably... That would hurt the arch here. Not the arch. Like 25 yards. Man, I need the DFs to go back in time and check out

that video of us punting uh kolaches they'll be what was it donut holes no it's just donut holes oh yeah and it was you punting it yeah and then you threw i'll never forget the the coolest thing dylan's ever done is he whizzed one he threw one to me and it was just humming. Yeah. I've never seen a donut hole fly. They're donut holes, dude. I don't know if that's the coolest thing I've ever done. It is. I've done some cool shit in my life. You have a cool son.

I like your son. He's cool. But the donut hole thing was dope. If you take your fatherhood out of things, I think you throwing that donut hole was the coolest thing you've ever done. Okay. Fair enough. Fair enough. We got a good gif out of that video from Dave.

Dave was being goofy. He was being silly that day. I ran off? Yeah. Someone asked me this weekend if I've ever gotten memed, because they said they were afraid of getting memed at the sphere, just dancing and being like, look at this idiot dancing. And I was like, no.

But I am in Microsoft Teams doing the head explode gif a lot. I get a lot of people reaching out about that. That's close enough. That should be a safe space. You shouldn't be able to, if you meme somebody at a Denco show

with the sphere, you're trash. Yeah, you can't do that. You can't do that. That's just rude. Yeah. Yeah, there was some dude with his head on the ground

looking like he was praying during set break and people were videoing him. Don't video the guy. This guy might be on a bad trip right now. He doesn't need to know that people are just

looking at him the entire time. He lost his wig, bro. Yeah, especially in an environment like that when drugs are happening. Yeah, let people be. Let the boy do it.

Let him cook a little bit. Drew Carey saw God. Were you at the show that we were at where the dude was just in the corner just staring at the corner? Was that the Bob Weir one?

Yeah. I think, yeah. The dude was just standing there and he's like, no, I'm good. Yeah, just catching a vibe

all alone in the corner. Drew Carey went to fish and lost his wig. Did he do ayahuasca at fish? Like, what happened? He tweeted that he saw God. Like, I mean, now that I've done the experience, I don't think I saw God. Just some good graphics.

Yeah, I just think Drew Carey, I think he might have been on something. That's fine. He can do whatever he wants. Drew Carey, he's modern-day Bob Bark something. That's fine. He can do whatever he wants. Drew Carey. He's modern day Bob Barker. Do you think Mimi was there? Maybe. I liked Mimi when we went to the Drew Carey taping. She was really nice, if I'm

being honest. She played to the crowd. Yeah. Good character. If you ever have the chance to go see Drew Carey get taped, you should do it. I'd go. I'd go to prizes, right? right yeah should we do this weekend in fun yeah bro let's go out this weekend there's a crazy event happening i like to turn on road road road there's a crazy event happening let's just go have fun and let's go a little bit more girls let's go this weekend in fun presented by

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Hey, thanks for asking, Will. I didn't eat very many meals. I had a pretty cool little weekend. Friday, hung out with the lady friend a bit. We just cooked dinner and had a little wine and chilled. Saturday morning. What did you make for dinner? You're not going to say that you cooked dinner and then get away with it. saturday morning what'd you get what'd you make for dinner i'm not you're not you're not gonna say that you cook dinner and i'm then get away with it what'd

you cook my child what not that i'm sorry god um so i i make this this dinner for parks and me but um he didn't want it that on thursday so i made it on friday and it was, I grilled some bratwurst and I roasted some sweet potatoes. Oh, yeah. And sautéed some onions and some peppers. And it was very tasty. Love some brats. Some German glizzes. Are you trying to appeal to?

No. Okay. I'm not. Oh, hello, Dylan. Saturday, devastating. Devastating. Semifinal round, the playoffs, Parks Little League Baseball.

They're better than this team. They are. They were up three runs with, so they do a time limit. So when the time expires, you can't start a new inning. There were three minutes left and the coaches like, they spoke in the middle of the field,

like should we start a new inning in only three minutes left? It's a playoffs. Let's go ahead and run it out. Play another inning. Again, we were up three runs and run it out. Play another inning. Again, we were up three runs and we just fell apart

in the last inning. Oh no. Just fell apart. Just error after error. The other team scored four runs. So we were a home team so we had a chance

to get it back and just got nothing going with the bats. So the knockdown of the playoffs, the championship was yesterday which we did not

participate in. Just crushing. Hey, find a way. Crushing. It, which we did not participate in. Just crushing. Hey, find a way. Crushing. It's a valuable life lesson. Yeah. And he had a little end-of-school-year party at a bud's house.

I went out there and hung out with them for a little bit at a pool. There was a pool of parents involved, too. Did you have one or two beers? I did. I had an IPA. Oh, wow. I had two Jell-O shots. Okay.

And I had a little tequila. Oh, what flavor are the Jell-O shots? Lime. Okay. Hey, do y'all still do the parent tunnel? You're talking baseball? Mm-hmm. We didn't do that. No, we didn't do that.

We do it in T-Ball. It's kind of fun. Yeah. Do y'all have any friends when you were little that did the tunnel for the birthday? You ever heard about this? No. People do this. Well, maybe.

I guess the backers will let me know if people do this. Where if it's your birthday, all your family members make a tunnel with their legs, and you crawl through it, and they spank you as you go through the tunnel. Huh. You get your birthday spankings for some reason. I liked that for my 40th. We didn't do that for my 40th we were we weren't we didn't do that for my birthdays but i knew people that did it and i was like okay i

guess we're just getting spanked for the birthday i like it it's not a bare butt situation is it no no you don't have to go naked if you don't want to i'm gonna i want for my 40th i want to i want a leg tunnel yeah my son will request to go naked probably he doesn't like wearing pants everyone has a paddle my sunday was an all-time Father Sunday. He's a great kid. We got to swim off. We walked and got some smoothies together. We played some video games.

Just all-time vibey. Father's son shit. It's beautiful. Did you all go to Barton Springs? I went to Barton Springs on Friday, but it wasn't with Parks. I forgot to mention that. I haven't been to Barton Springs yet I went to Barton Springs on Friday, but it wasn't with Parks. I forgot to mention that. I haven't been to Barton Springs yet. I took a nap out there.

I'm curious if he likes the cold water. He's into Barton Springs. Yeah. Fuck yeah. One of y'all's never been. No, no. I've been. I haven't been this year yet.

Dave hasn't been. I've been. Oh. I'm an idiot then. Okay. Great. Dumbass. Let's go soon.

Fucking stupid ass. What the fuck, dude? Anyway, great weekend man we should go on like a Tuesday afternoon correct yeah two o'clock

yeah our move our move is we're so close to it we just gotta go when there's no one there cause it's just a much more enjoyable experience just dominate

hit the diving board oh yeah but Tuesday afternoon in Austin gets pretty busy there that's what I'm saying man gets pretty busy oh yeah no one in Austin

actually has a real job no there could be people doing like man on the street stuff like I'm gonna go talk to people and find out what their job is or lack of. And everyone's like, I just graduated. I wanted to go out and get some sun. Yeah, like, leave me alone.

Once you could be in a fucking narc. My summer just started, dickhead. Once you shut that microphone up your, yeah. It's the first nice day in a million days. Exactly. Saw some... What the fuck? It is a top optional pool, by the way.

I saw some boobies. Hey, Barton. Wow. Oh, yeah. Is Pars just glued? Every time I go, I see at least one pair of boobs. Every time. And?

Fine. Not typically what you're looking for? You go for the refreshment of the swim. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

Okay, but if I go with no bathing suit, like I get in trouble? Bottoms are mandatory, I believe. Tops optional. A lot of Speedos in Vegas. It might be Speedo boys summer. Barton Springs is a collection of some... I just don't... It's an eclectic group of people out there.

Dude, you don't want Speedo? I don't think I'm doing Speedo. Why? We got Speedos. The boys can do our bikini lines together. It's easy. The manicuring just seems overkill. No, you don't want Speedo? I don't think I'm doing Speedo. Why? We got Speedos. The boys can do our bikini lines together. It's easy. The manicuring just seems overkill. No, no, we'll figure it out.

At one point, we were like... We'll do one on there. There were towels of people all around us, and on all three sides of us, the women had hairy armpits. Hell yeah. I either want everyone to have hairy armpits or no one to have hairy armpits. I don't care which one it is, but I want there to be a norm. I don't want there to be a gender-specific way of doing this thing.

I'm not into it. I'm not into any armpit hair. You want guys to be... I want to be able to go bare and not get looked at weird. Randy's really all in on armpit hair. That dude's got a forest under there. Pretty impressive stuff. Oh, man, I wish it just didn't

exist hey i think the guy that does the gloopy song on the the thing i'm gonna do needs to play at the sphere i would watch i would fucking go to that i would watch that just have a bunch of gloopy things happen in the background swamp lands and shit i gotta get to the sphere at some point we'll talk more about that in a bit what What did you get into this weekend, Davey? Oh, Friday we – Friday was all about the Dallas Hockey Stars. Yeah, we had ourselves a game six, an elimination game for the Avalanche. And went well into the night. That was the latest sober night I've been up in a long, long, long time.

How many OTs? Two OTs. Oh, okay. Not full two, but it was done after one. We thought it was done in the first OT, but no. Okay. Looked up, it was like like 115 then I couldn't do after

after you know after your team wins a game like that you're not just gonna turn off the TV and go try to go to sleep you gotta look at Twitter

you gotta see what people were saying you gotta see check out what Pete and DJ are saying the What Chaos Boys and

yeah by the time I got to bed it was almost 2 ugh yeah not great. Tough. Saturday, big golf day. Not for me personally, but just following the tournament.

I was able to commandeer our main TV. My son cooperated, and he was like, yeah, let's watch some golf. So we watched some golf. That's a trademark day. It's a big step. It's a big step. It's a huge step. That doesn't happen with me. You've got to reassert dominance.

Like, wait a minute, dude. I fucking bought this TV. Yeah, what are you doing? Fritz just always looks at me and asks why I'm watching soccer ball all the time. It's a good question. Because I want to. Saturday night, man, we had Mavs Thunder. And honestly, what hair I still have, I pulled a lot of it out.

That was stressful. Good guys won. Great series. Had fun. You got those T-wolves up next. Got them T-wolves. Had game seven last night. That was delightful.

Man, it was a big sports weekend. We had a neighbor, their child at their first birthday party. Did the petting zoo in the front yard thing. Oh, that's what's up. Roach continues to be a big lizard guy. Elizadente! Loves the lizards.

Fritz is a big bunny guy at these little things. He likes the bunnies. Yeah, it looks baby ducks, little ducklings. You said you were trying to find some bunnies, right? Oh, yeah, you did. I remember saying that. They had a bounce house in the back. It was very, very warm. You were telling me. You were like,

I have this really good recommendation in Vegas called the Bunny Ranch. You were like, you should go out there. Stop. I would never do that. Is that still there? I think it's, I think this conversation came up in the office like last year at some point, and we looked it up, and I don't know if it's I think I think this conversation came up in the office like last year

at some point and we looked it up and it was I don't know if it's called the bunny ranch but I think there's still something there there used to be a show

yeah oh yeah and guys who would go there would voluntarily like sign away like yeah you can go ahead and film me and like show my face

yeah it's like an 18 year old who's like a virgin whose mom bought him like a night at the bunny ranch and he's like being interviewed it's-old virgin whose mom bought him a night at the Bunny Ranch, and he's being interviewed. It's so uncomfortable. It really is. You'd get guys who were older, and you'd just feel weird.

Yeah. The kid's like, yeah, my mom wanted me to lose my virginity this way with an experienced woman. It's like, okay. That's such a way to do it. One way, it's something. I'm not here to tell people how to parent. I don't like to be preachy.

We do have a great platform here, but I'm not going to tell you how to raise your kid. But what I will tell you is this. Don't bring your kid to the bunny ranch. Yeah. Don't do that. Yeah. Yeah, don't do that. Yeah, don't do that.

Oh, that's so cheap. I feel like I remember that episode. Yeah. I do too. You just pulled out a memory in my head that I wish I didn't have. I'm sorry. It's like they would like sit down at the bar and kind of like have some talk before they went back there.

She's like, you ready to go back? If we had video today, you'd see just a really disturbed face. I'm not happy. Sunday night. There's no key. Just nothing really. You had a big Sunday night, Dave. You key. Just nothing really. You had a big Sunday night, Dave. You helped out Klein with his ribs.

Klein put together some great ribs from what I can tell. I was kind of hoping he was going to brick the ribs in the group chat and we all would be able to make fun of him behind his back. Well, the first video he sent, I was worried he had not cooked them long enough because there wasn't. I tried to not like mansplain the ribs, but I didn't see a ton of bone, and normally you want that showing throughout. And the finished product looked good.

So good for him. He hit us with that portrait mode on the ribs. You have to. Yeah. I would have had some. Yeah. I would have had some. What was the occasion?

Good on you, Clyde. Rib night, dude. Good for him. Sometimes you got to get rib night off. Kubiak household. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I would have had some. What was the occasion? Good on you, Clyde. Rib night, dude. Good for him. Sometimes you got to get rib night off. Kubeag household. Oh, yeah. Little Sunday ribs. Wow.

Those are barbecue ribs. Melted, falling off the bone. That's how he talks. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I had some ribs this weekend. Little tiny guys. Okay.

Baby back. I went to Las Vegas, Nevada Thursday. We went and played golf at the Las Vegas Country Club, which I did not know was an old haunt of people like Frank Sinatra. All the old guys from old Vegas.

Pretty cool spot. One thing I wish I would have done there is walked around the locker room more and looked at the names on the lockers done a little creeping because they all had the names on there

and I was like I bet there's some hitters in here Wayne Newton yeah probably exactly I think if you're one of those golf courses

you just put famous Vegas people on a locker even if it's not being used just to be like no they're here they're for sure here you like open

Carrot Top's locker and all the props fall out Blue Man 1 Blue Man 2. BM-1. Yeah. Las Vegas Country Club, very centrally located. Probably one of the more reasonably priced courses you can play there,

even though it's still pretty expensive, and a fun course. I had a good time. Wait, is it completely private? I think it – I don't know. We walked in and we got it set up through a country club in Austin, so I would assume maybe it is private and they just have one of those exchange things. But it was a good time. i'm glad we did it uh if you've ever seen the movie casino the number 10 hole has a big pond on it and the plane from casino is just in the pond and so it's kind of cool just to go around and see dope apparently if you've seen the

movie recently there's a lot of other things on the course that you can walk around and like see and it's cool but uh i haven't seen it in the last three years probably i think i was living in the in the early bird house last time i saw that movie um went to the sphere that night we had some dinner at uh we were staying at the fountain blue place we're doing some work with them so we're at fountain blue had some had some pecking duck for dinner got some duck off before the. And yeah, we just kind of did that all weekend. We had a little pool sesh on Friday. Bottles? No, actually one bottle.

One bottle of tequila was purchased, and we had some tequila sodas, but I was sticking to the light beers. Saw a noted DJ, Dom Dala, which means nothing to me, but he put on a show. People are really into Dom Dalla. You guys know it was EDC out in Vegas this weekend.

A lot of people dressed in really aggressive EDM clothing, if that means anything to you. I don't really know what that means. I don't get that either. Just bright clothing, skimpy outfits. Music festival-y? Yes, like ultra music festival-y. Got it.

And so there was a whole scene out there, but it was a pretty normal Vegas trip outside of the concerts. Gambled for 10 minutes and won $100. Pretty good return on the money there. That's huge. Went to the spa. I did some spa stuff at the hotel that I've never done before. Did a snow shower.

It was just a shower that spits out snow on you. It's a very weird sensation, but it does just feel like you're standing naked in the middle of a thing, like a snowstorm. It was just a shower that spits out snow on you. It's a very weird sensation, but it does just feel like you're standing naked in the middle of a thing, like a snowstorm. Cold? Really cold, and when you walk out, you just have a pile of snow on your head, which I did not realize until someone said, there's a pile of snow on your head. And I was like, oh yeah,

there is. But it's a cool experience. We've all been there. Did the cold plunge. Didn't do very well in it. And I also, because of that sweat lodge experience from a couple months ago, I had to exit the sauna early. I'm worried I'm never gonna be able to sauna again in my life.

I thought you were like the cold punch master. I did fine in this one, but I was doing it alone where everyone else was like doing it and talking to each other, hanging out. And I was just alone in there and I got kind of lonely. Had to get out.

Did you make it three? No phones allowed in the spa, so I couldn't time myself. Oh, bro. But I went long enough where I was like, all right, my body's adjusted. I can get comfortable. Flew home yesterday, watched the final Premier League games on the plane. Not how you want to take your trip home from Vegas is watching your arch rival win the title,

but it was fine. And then I capped it all off with a little Matt's El Rancho last night. Had some fajitas. Mixed. Boy, that video you sent looked good. You need to do something with that. Yeah. We should probably do some sizzle content. A sizzle reel. Them bitches was sizzling.

Sometimes if you order more than a pound at Matt's El Rancho, they'll just bring it out not sizzling already on the skillet. No, not yesterday. They knew they needed a sizzle for us. What room did y'all get? The front one by the parking lot. Okay. That's a fine one. Yeah. It's not my favorite. That's a low key room. And I don't mind that. I just met some people in Vegas on Saturday while we were walking to the pool and I had met them for about 30 seconds. And I was talking to them as we were walking to the pool and the best thing ever happened while we were walking to the pool and I had met them for about 30 seconds and I was talking to them as we were walking to the pool and the best thing ever happened while we were walking to the pool

someone recognized me from washed media and they the people that I had just met were like oh does that happen all the time it's like no not really but the girl that did it was one good looking two uh like dressed to the nines and they just thought they were like oh that was a that was a good call out for him I was very happy with that Shout out to all the backers out there. Nice. What's the hat? It's always funny when it happens when you're someone who kind of knows you. Yeah.

It was funny. I was like, oh, this just made me look really cool in front of these people for no reason. He's a somebody. Yeah, it was funny. But yeah, other than that, I'll talk about the sphere in a second. But first, let's hear from our friends over at Pesty. We've all been there. You're sitting on your bed when all of a sudden you see a huge bug in your room.

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Okay. You gave it the highest praise of anything i what did you say about it it's i it's the most mind-blowing and coolest entertainment experience that i have ever had and it's not really close um when it comes to concert going the sphere is probably the coolest place you could ever see a concert and there's not really anything that I could ever compare to it other than like if you've been to Red Rocks, I'm sure is really cool, stuff like that. But like the capability of that building is mind-blowing. So I've seen videos from inside the Sphere. Obviously, U2 has been there for a long time, a lot of their shows.

And then I saw some of the Phish stuff that was pretty recent. time a lot of their shows and then i saw some of the fish stuff that was pretty recent the stuff i saw from dead and co was the most like visually stimulating and wild i've seen so far the fish fish was cool because they did all different graphics for all four nights of their run and a lot of people were criticizing dead and co for not doing that but at the same time dead and co actually someone came out and said that there will be new graphics throughout their entire run. And there's so many terabytes of information that have to get processed that even when they started the process in February of planning it, they're still like exporting things that need to happen in order for this to go on. Imagine like all that goes into like dialing it in and like getting it visually perfect for a show like that.

You would get lost sometimes just looking at it being like, how did they come up with all these details? There's just little tiny things that are going on where you're like, what? I asked you this earlier. How often do you actually look at the band? Dead & Co., you looked at the band a decent amount because they had standstill graphics sometimes that they put up for longer songs that didn't have a specific graphic for it. And so you did feel like you were at a concert.

But there were other times where you just didn't. Night one was the most mind mind blowing night for obvious reasons, like new eyes on it or crazy. And so we walked in, my buddy had already been, so he was like, I want to walk in behind you guys and just see your initial reactions. You walk in and your ears almost pop. There's something in there that pops your ears that has to do with the sound. Like you're on an airplane or something. So you walk in, we took our seats, made friends with the deadhead next to me, who was like 70 years old with his wife, and they were just old as hell on probably a lot of drugs. And he was the man, his name was Steve. They played St. Stephen, which is a fun song by Grateful Dead. And I gave him one of these, and I was like, dude, it's your jam. And he gave me the biggest hug in the world.

But when you walk in, they had all this scaffolding around the sphere that makes it look like it was off and you were just sitting there and like it was normal, but it was all the screen. So then they played one song and it kind of felt like they were getting their grounds almost like, okay, now we have this full of people and there's actually stuff on the screen. Like, let's see if we can settle in a little bit. And then they open up the scaffolding to what was crazy, just like wildly detailed the streets of San Francisco. Yeah. And they elevate you up from San Francisco into space. Just one continuous shot?

Yes. And it feels like you're levitating it feels like you are surfing on some giant platform with like thousands of other people yeah i saw i saw a clip of like where it starts in san francisco with those the famous like different colored like pastel houses yeah um then i saw like i think a still shot of like you're looking down on earth from space I didn't know that was all the same shot all the same shot and then you just go up into space and then they start the concert and really start to like lean into it um like getting to the sphere if anyone's

going to it I like so many backers have hit me up being like oh I'm going next week I'm going next month whatever ubering there was surprisingly easy people enter through the venetian because it's connected to the sphere but like we just went went to the outside entrance and Ubered from our hotel. Never took us more than a few minutes. It was the easiest experience. The launch to space was such a good, cool way to start it off, but it's kind of overwhelming. You start to be disoriented.

I mean, you can easily fall over if you wanted to. I was going to say, did you ever get a little wobbly? Yes. Okay. They do something every show called drum space which is they do like a very primal drum thing where there's four people three or four people on stage just hitting drums hard and it really like beats through you and they had some trippy graphics the first night of uh people um skiing in the dark with like fluorescent stuff on and it's just going all over the place you have to sit down for it like it's not it's not something you want to stand up for because

it's like overwhelming yeah one of our friends threw up from it because it was just like what uh if i may what graphic um elicited the most reaction from the crowd what about the motorcycle man the motorcycle man probably so at the end of it they had this uh they have like the traditional grateful dead skeleton guy he's doing a dance and then he hops on this motorcycle and this is at a point in the night where you know that they're trying to play a song that is long and fast and fun and the guy gets on the motorcycle and you feel like you're just going a thousand miles per hour down this like like, it's almost like Cocomelon. Like, it almost feels like you're in a three-dimensional Cocomelon thing,

but all the imagery is not Cocomelon. It's, like, Grateful Dead stuff. Yeah, that was the clip I saw, and it looked pretty gnarly. I saw the eyeballs and stuff. I could see me not being able to handle that. Okay, so I've isolated six things that blew my mind that you can easily find on YouTube or social. The ascent from space was really crazy.

I want to watch that after this. The disco ball. You got put in a disco ball. They did this night one and night three. And that was the one that made me feel the most like I was going to fall over because you're just twisting around and you just kind of feel like you're floating. And so that one was my favorite. You just kind of feel like you're floating. And so that one was my favorite.

They had this thing that was all these backstage passes that created a square or like a rectangle building that looked like it was really, really, really high. And so that one was very cool. Remember on Touching Base when we talked about the Cornell show? Yeah, saw this one too. They did the Cornell gymnasium, and that one was probably the – that one got a huge reaction because it felt like you were in this giant sphere, and then when they did that, it felt like you were in this tiny gymnasium there.

When someone posted that, it took me a minute to figure out what I was looking at. Like I didn't realize that they were still at the show. Yeah. It was very cool. Incredibly well done. And then they fly out through the window, and you're in Red Rocks for a song. No. And so it looks exactly like you're in Red Rocks. Oh, my God.

It was just really cool. I got to get out there. That's fucking awesome. The final one that blew everyone's mind was they play a song called Ship of Fools, which they started off, and it looked like Hawaii or something, and you're doing a drone shot like you're on an Apple TV menu. Then you dive into the water and go really deep into the water, and suddenly this ship covered in psychedelic mushrooms is –

like this sunken ship is there, and there were all just these crazy visuals, and that was tripping people out a lot on the last night. And so those were the coolest graphics. Dylan, you would have loved the space stuff because they go into space a lot, and they use a lot of space stuff for it, but it just feels like you're floating in the middle of a galaxy. What's this one? Is that part of the show too?

So those are the backstage passes that created that room. And so like they, then the ceiling on that room like moves and stuff and so it just kind of feels weird. Dude, that is insane looking. But there's a million different graphics that were cool. Anyone bitching about how they reused graphics, like I guess there's a million different graphics that were cool. Anyone bitching about how they reused graphics, I guess there's a case there that you can bitch about it. But it was comforting seeing the same graphics night after night a couple times

just because you didn't feel disoriented and you could actually enjoy the music and do it. But maybe not everyone feels like that, but that's how I felt. That's a lot of work if you're going to try to do new ones every night. And you said they're there for like three months? Yeah, they're there for 24 shows.

So, I mean, it's a lot. Night three, we had some celebs in the building. That was kind of fun. We could see Andy Cohen from our seats the entire time, and he was having a good time. He's like best friends with John Mayer. I saw Pelosi was there after the show. Yeah, she made like 20 mil this month.

Nice. Yeah, good. She probably had good seats. And then the final celebrity that was there yeah she made like 20 mil this month nice yeah good she's probably a good seat uh and then uh the final celebrity that was there that was sitting right above us in this in the uh balcony above us was miles teller which isn't really that surprising oh yeah i forgot he's really into that yeah yeah and so and then shout out to uh landry and blakey locks saw them at uh at set break of night three but yeah it's like if you

if you ever have a band that is going to play in the sphere that you really like and you really like that band you have to go do it it's like it's just the coolest venue that you could possibly go to tickets for Dead & Co are all over the map people are getting cheap tickets right before the show pretty easily

okay I'm watching the San Francisco Up to space shot right now on youtube and it is fucking insane it's insane it's so realistic it's definitely uh it's definitely not like drone footage obviously um they definitely had to manipulate something as you go at the end of the show you go back down from space to back to where they sent you off from and that's pretty cool but when you're going back down you can see the cars driving on the street and all the cars are very generically built and that's when i was like okay so they they definitely digitally created all the the entire map of san francisco um i had one more thing i was going to say oh if for any backers

who might be going to the sphere and might be worried about security for some reason, pretty chill situation there. Pretty hilariously chill situation. One dude walked in with a bunch of joints and put them on the table because they ask you to put stuff on the table if you have a bunch of stuff in your pockets, whatever. They just looked at him and said, don't smoke those in there. And then they gave him the joints back

and they sent him in without any questions at all. Okay. Were people smoking inside there? A ton. Oh, really? Every single person, yeah. Because it's legal in Vegas now, right? It is, yeah.

And like, I mean, I heard rumors of people on the floor having like giant bong setups and stuff. Like it's, people, it did not matter. People were doing whatever the hell they wanted in there. I'm trying to think, like the crowd was pretty fun, but one night we did have someone puke everywhere, which I think will probably happen numerous times throughout the run because it is so disorienting.

But a dude evacuated, and they had to pretty much clear out the entire section. We saw one fight, which was a sucker punch. Really? Yes, and the dude had his 10-year-old kid there. And the kid was crying afterwards because he saw his dad just get sucker punched by a guy, and everyone came to the rescue um yeah i don't have much else after that that's awesome

go see it it's it's it's it's i'm really glad that i made it happen because there's a world where like i didn't want to spend the money on it or just didn't want to deal with the logistics of it and like it was worth every penny and now knowing that people can go in way cheaper because like tickets aren't selling out as fast as they were, it's the best ticket in town. Oh, they've gotten cheaper? Yeah, they've gotten a lot cheaper. So if you're on the fence about it, just go do it.

And if you're there, if you're in Las Vegas, you can even go to the Bluey event. That was in Vegas too? Yeah, check out the Dirt Dog. Yeah. The Dirt Dog restaurant. We have a Wonka Experience 2.0 happen. Man, this is for the little ones, too.

Bluey? I mean, okay, so is this a cafe or a restaurant that decided to have this event? It's a bar and restaurant. This bar and restaurant decided to have a Bluey theme, and I don't think they they said they expected like what 30 40 people and they got thousands of people that showed up for this event 3 000 they posted an event on facebook three over 3 000 people responded and uh it was like just like they had a guy in the sparest, cheapest spirit Halloween bluey costume.

You could see his face. You could see his shitty beard. He had like a face mascot. It's like they got like one of their buddies to put on a bluey costume. It's like when my mom dressed me up as a Ninja Turtle for Halloween and she just gave me a turtle costume and a slinky for my weapon. He has like Jordans on or something. This is weird.

Like the news story that Dave pulled up earlier, they interviewed, like, an eight-year-old, and she was like, yeah, it was terrible. I hate it. Yeah, it didn't go well. They were showing, like, what, like, they normally at these things have, like, like the mascot quality costume.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Where it's like, yeah, it's not bluey, but it's like, it's, I used to go to these when I was a kid. I went to a Ninja Turtle one when I was a kid. I remember it very vividly. And this is like, you can clearly tell it's a human. Some guy who looks like he had like 12 light beers the night before, didn't shave.

His mask doesn't even cover up his neck. Just unbelievable. I mean, here's the thing. Like, there's the thing. There's no way that the restaurant anticipated thousands of people coming based on what the girl said. The person that worked at the restaurant that they interviewed was laughing, being like, yeah, way too many people showed up. I don't think they had it in them to put on an immersive experience.

Yeah, but when you think Vegas, anytime there's an event in Vegas, you think you expect it to be like over the top. Yeah. It's just what the city's known for. And this is just, I guess it's a place called the Dirt Dog. It's a half-ass restaurant. It actually looks like I had a pretty good menu and pretty good reviews up until this.

But somebody said I drove one hour just to see a grown man in pajamas, which is pretty accurate. I mean, did it go better or worse than Day Rage? Day Rage was set up for success. It's just the only problem is no one showed up. Like the bones of Day Rage were there. Yes. It just had the opposite effect of what Bluey did. Yes.

I don't know. If I showed up to one of these events and I saw this and I had Fritz with me, I would really just try to spin it. I would try not to complain and be like, this sucks. What's going on? I would try to be like, oh, look, these cookies over here. And I feel like some of these parents just needed to divert better and not express their distaste with it.

This article says the decorations are from Dollar Tree. Dude, they were just trying to have like a little brunch event. If you run, if you try to do a Bluey thing, Bluey is like the gold standard. To try to do Bluey and then just mail it in completely, there's really no coming back from that. I need to look up all the emotional Bluey episodes and just knock them all out at once so I don't like randomly start crying when I watch with Fritz. I need to watch them consecutively so I just have a good cry sesh. Dude, I think you talked before the show,

the space one, Dream, is an incredible episode. I thought parents were lame before I had kids when they would talk about how the Bluey episodes were actually good and how they got them choked up. And then I started watching it and I was like, oh yeah, I get it now. They're really well done. And I my my son was still in on it but now he's watching a um a show called like blaze in the monster trucks i don't know it's about monster trucks that talk parks used to watch that shit it's i was watching it today

this morning and i was like yeah i get it it's that's a good show these trucks kind of rock like that's one you can actually like sit down with your kid and like not be like totally bored with they play truck ball is that like is that like that game that jay bone used to twitch all the time where you're driving around and knocking a ball around with the trucks a little it's i mean not that far from it you know what i'm talking about yeah yeah yeah like rocket league or whatever yeah yeah yeah yeah i think it's pretty sure it's called something like that it's a family friendly rocket league yeah okay blaze oh yeah i remember blaze. I think it's pretty sure it's called something like that. It's a family-friendly Rocket League, yeah. Okay. Blaze.

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it said 276 text messages i had numerous group chats just going off when scotty scheffler got arrested the last person you expect to be arrested that's why it's perfect that's why it's perfect and like having a mug shot of scotty shuffler just made it all so sweet we need because like if he gets arrested and they just bring him in and they let him go immediately it's it feels all really innocent the dude's been a dad for two weeks yeah like i'm not even sure he drinks like he's just i guess he does he went to the bar after he won the masters but he's just such a straight laced like family man type of guy. It's the best thing that's happened to his image.

Dude, dude, I just wish he would have won. Yeah, that would have been sick. It was fun seeing Xander win, but it would have been hilarious if he just would have come out after that and won. He played pretty well Friday considering the morning he had. Yeah, he played really well, right? Didn't he? He was there.

Saturdays when he hit the wall. He had a great, nice Sunday. This happened in the morning, right? Yeah. It wasn't even like the sun hadn't come up yet. I guess my first question is why do these guys drive themselves places when they don't have to? But in this situation, I don't really think things would have changed if somebody else was driving. It just would have maybe been a little different.

It's not like he did what Tiger did where tiger was driving himself and crashed you know it was like a much more innocent situation seemingly the only details of the story that i'm i haven't heard yet so it says that the cop attached himself to his car in what way did he attach himself did he jump on the hood did he hang on to the side of the door he went like 15 feet getting dragged by the car, I guess. It ruined his uniform, so you'd think he was dragging on the ground, right? Yeah. How do you attach yourself to the car, though? I think that's absolute bullshit. I don't

think that happened. I think he ran alongside of the car. There was another witness. The main guy who was the ESPN guy, there was another ESPN employee in the car that corroborated his story. He said the guy was running alongside trying to get him to stop and must have just fallen. Because the way they say it is it almost sounds like he had his hand

and arm in the window and refused to let go. That's exactly what it sounds like, which I'm pretty sure is not like police protocol when someone is, you don't just hang on to a car like that. No, this is what they do in these charging instruments. They drum up the story like that. Well, this is what they do in these charging instruments. They drum up the story like that. It's pretty wild. Well, if you're the cop and you're like, oh, maybe it's not that much

happened, like, you kind of almost have to figure out something to make yourself not look like shit, even though that's probably not what you're supposed to do. Charges, I saw something that they're going to drop the charges, because he's supposed to be arraigned tomorrow. Charges are serious. This is... Like two felonies, right? One felony. You said it it this morning dave this would have been an all-time grand x day we would

have been glued to the uh traffic to the site all day we would have been putting up stories like tfm would have had 10 stories on this if we would have had that friday morning i felt like i looked up from my phone um before i i you know we brought the kids to school and stuff and i was like oh i have not been paying attention. We're like 20 minutes late because I've just been looking at my phone, looking at refreshing Twitter to see what's going on. I've never been as honed in on a story as this in a long time. What was y'all's favorite meme from it?

Mine was the many men edit video. That was good. That's just what you need. There was another video that came out after that was even better, but just the initial many men video was just great. There were guys out there at the tournament by like noon who had

t-shirts with the mugshot printed on the t-shirt. It made me weirdly happy to see. I was like, I love the turnaround time for these guys. This is great. And since he didn't do anything that's shameful or was fine, you can have a good sense of humor about this. Yeah.

Yeah, I got arrested for doing basically nothing. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if he did, there's a world where he did just say, fuck this guy, I'm going. And he is actually the bad guy. But wasn't the report that numerous people had gone that way before him, and, like, he thought he was just doing what everyone else was doing?

I think there were two. There was the police responding to the pedestrian who got killed, and then there were the police that were there for the golf tournament, and they're the ones who told him, I believe, to go. And then the second set, they were responding to the accident and, like i believe to go and then the second set that were responding to the accident and like trying to uh secure the scene that's where the the issue came up was the pedestrian was he like walking up to the tournament was he like a gonna be a patron i think he worked he was gonna work the course yeah anytime i've ever done anything that's like maybe not totally legal since starting this podcast

I think like what happened what would happen if I got arrested like it would be really annoying I'd have to explain it to my wife and my kids but it would be really it'd probably be good for business in some way at some point if I did something fairly innocent and we just one of us got arrested I just don't want to be the one to do it. The mugshot t-shirt would sell. Yeah, that's true. Ross is a good... He's proof of that. Yeah. He can make a lot of money off of a mugshot.

What would have happened if he was in jail for his tee time? Would he just have to... Withdraw, yeah. Just withdraw from the tournament? Withdraw. I was amazed by how fast he got out there. Luckily, his tee time was moved back, correct? Because of weather or something?

They moved it back for, there's like a rule that if there's some circumstance, they will move that player's tee time. Oh, okay. I didn't realize that. I didn't realize that. Got it. Those details were the ones that I lost when I was like, I need to catch up on these hundreds of text messages,

and I know I'm going to miss some. I made outkick with my tweet. What was your tweet? It was just a quote tweet of somebody posted Scotty's full statement and I just quote tweeted with, now watch this drive. Like a 20 year

old reference, if not more. And KJ's tweet didn't make it? KJ's did not, although KJ's tweet did go mega vi. Did it? Yeah. Did he, did And KJ's tweet didn't make it, someone said? KJ's did not, although KJ's tweet did go mega-vi. Did it? Yeah. Did KJ do the Too Much Dip podcast response tweet to his original tweet? Did he?

He needs to. We got to get on him. Let's see. Oh, yeah, he tried. What did he say? Oh, can't believe Scottie tried that in a small town. Okay, yeah, he did numbers What did he say? Oh, can't believe Scotty tried that in a small town. Okay, yeah, he did numbers. Big numbers. Good for him.

What a bizarre start to the day that was. I was a little bummed to be out of town for it. I kind of wanted to be posted up on the couch and watch the entire day transpire and sit on the couch and read Twitter and do that kind of thing. It was kind of a bummer. Yeah. Shouts to Scotty, though. Yeah, I mean, because I don't know. I don't know where yeah i mean because i don't know i don't know where

people are at with scotty um but people i don't know i think if you don't like scotty you don't like yourself you got it you got an issue that you got to get through because he's a likable guy people thought he was boring you know and like and then you get him you know winning and winning the masters and going to Inwood Tavern immediately thereafter with the green jacket. And people were like, okay. People just want somebody with a little bit of something, a little bit of edge.

Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, minor assault on an officer. Maybe that's the edge they need. You see Homa's tweet? Yeah. He's literally just lost to a guy who was in jail the morning of. The thought of him in there doing lung lunges and like twists and stretches is hilarious just

warming up for the round he said he was he started doing his routine that's a great idea i mean why did we got the time you guys ever been in a jumpsuit i've never been in cuffs man knock on wood oh yeah i'm pretty boring i was only in cuffs the one time, and it was pretty innocent, but the cuffs was the worst part because it did hurt the wrists a lot. Yeah. I didn't get jumpsuited. I didn't get jumpsuited either. They just threw me in the drunk tank. They stole my winter hat.

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I knew they had the back-end prowess of a high-end vehicle surely this isn't one of those like jeep like things where the no this appeared to be on the right side it appeared to be one of the vans like the new ones so i guess i could see them going but uh apparently this dude is racing a mustang which i just don't know if postal workers should be doing that have you not. Do you guys ever watch the show Beef on Netflix? I started it. It didn't do much for me. No, I've not seen Beef. Have you seen – do you know what scene I'm talking about?

Like the scene that starts it all off where they're just racing through the neighborhood. Yes. Now when I get in like a road rage situation, I think to myself, don't do what they're doing. Don't race through the neighborhood trying to kill this person. I think to myself, don't do what they're doing. Don't race through the neighborhood trying to kill this person. But I'm just imagining being out on my porch one day, maybe taking a sip of coffee,

and just hearing a Mustang come by and then just seeing a USPS vehicle hot on the chase. He was going 105 into 60. Dude, that thing had to have been shaken, man. Right? Was mail just flying everywhere down the street? Was it like confetti flying out of the truck? I can't imagine a worse vehicle to be going 105 in. Like, what?

Imagine being the USPS guy getting pulled over and just being like, yeah, I'm done. You're definitely not keeping your job. What's the most you've ever gotten pulled over for? Like 10 over. Ooh, I went on a run where I was getting one speeding ticket per year for like seven years straight when i first got my car then it transitioned by texting and driving tickets it was never no that never happened but i was never going like 30 over i think crazy like that first time i ever got pulled over i was going 55 and a 25 it was a it was a it was a 55 speed limit that transitioned to a 25 down a hill.

And so I came – I told the cop. I was like – I didn't realize it switched in the middle of the hill. I'm a new driver. And he looked at me and he was like, I'm writing you up for five over, but just don't do this ever again. And when I told my mom, she was like, yeah, you shouldn't be going 55 there, but also that's a terrible place to have a 30-mile-per-hour drop. This was in Michigan? Yeah. You didn't get hometown cooking? And like, all right, terrible place to have a 30-mile-per-hour drop. This is in Michigan?

Yeah. You didn't get hometown cooking? And like, all right, Will, get out of here. No, I think I did. I think I did. Yeah, I truly think if your ID says Harper Springs, Michigan on it and you get in trouble, I'm pretty sure they're a little nicer to you. I assume you know all the cops.

I don't anymore. I did at one point. They don't like it when you just call them by their last name. They also don't like it when you just call them by their last name people they also don't like it when they bust you for a noise complaint and then you bust out your uh your your thing that reads sound and how loud it is and you explain to them that you're actually under who has that we bought one one time because they kept on getting us in trouble and we were like i know we're not too loud like you can't hear it from the street and so we we bought a decibel

meter and when they busted us we were like we have a decibel meter and it says that we're like half of what we're allowed to do the look on their face was absolutely disgust they thought we were the trashiest people on earth okay i kind of love that was this in college or high school no we were like 23 dude the boys bought a decibel meter it was not the move um i've noticed people don't respect the school zone like they should. I do. I got pulled over in the school zone at Grand X once, and after that I was like, yeah, I'm done messing with school zones. South Austin, it's like people casually go five or six miles an hour over the whole way.

Really? Yeah. Unless they're right by the school, people will just go. The school zone sign is the sign that makes my heart stop the most. That's when I'm on the highest alert of like, who's going to bust me right now. That's where the speed traps used to be. Yeah. But there's no cops in South Austin for some reason.

There are no cops in Austin anymore, man. I should also note that I don't want to hit kids with my car. Dude, you can speed all over Austin and no one gives a shit anymore. For sure. There are no cops. I feel like there's cops in my neighborhood like all the time. Dude, I never see police.

Ever. Maybe they just know I'm a bad boy. They're on a five-year investigation. I see more police helicopters than I do police. I didn't see any... I didn't see anyone get busted at the Sphere for anything. Even the fight that happened, no security came up to break up the fight.

It was just all up to the patrons to sort it out. Okay, I didn't, when you were talking about that, so the kid, there was a kid and like the kid's dad

got sucker punched. Was the dad okay? The dad was bringing the kid to the first ever concert and the guy was walking up the, just the stairs and just sucker punched his dad.

Dad gets a huge gash over his eye, over his eyebrow. And there was this dude that was two rows in front of us. That was a big muscular dude. And he saw it go down and he immediately ran over and tried to diffuse the situation. And, uh, I couldn't see what happened after that. Cause everyone stood up to like, make sure everything was okay. Next day at the pool, I'm ordering a drink and I see the guy behind me that broke up the fight. And I walked up to him. I was like, dude, thank you so much for helping out. That was kind of a scary situation. The kid was just crying. It was really sad. And the guy was like, yeah, dude, it was just a straight up sucker punch. And we had, he had like

the guy that helped him out was the greatest guy on earth. He went and got some napkins for him. He desanitized everything from stuff from his wife's purse got the guy all patched up wow and like this guy he he he gave me a hug at the at the pool and was like i love you so much dude thank you for saying thank you and it was like he was so happy the nicest people if you punch someone who has a kid with them you better have a damn good reason that is fucked the second night i sat next to this dude who was a straight up cali bro teen uh he was probably six foot three and looked like john b from uh what's that show and biscuit no from uh that uh obx from uh outer banks ah yes and uh he i was trying to impress him all night because you

know i'm scared of cool teens sure at the end of the show his name is reed gives me the biggest dap up of all time. And he goes, dude, I'm so glad we had this experience together. I started like giggling to myself. And as I walk away, he goes, Will, it was so good meeting you, dude. And he hit me with this. No, he didn't. He hit me with the hard hand emoji over the chest.

I was like, dude, you're the most, like, I don't even know what generation he's in. What are teens these days? Gen Z. But it was the most, like, I don't even know what generation he's in. What are teens these days? Gen Z. But it was the most Gen Z thing of all time. I was like, I'm not throwing out heart hand emojis to dudes I meet at concerts very often. That's where you lose me with the heart hands. I typically stay away from that emoji in general.

Dude, it felt so good to get, though. I'm not going to return that volley to you. I'm sorry. Oh, I don't know if I returned it or not. You just kind of point like, yo. I think that's what I did. I think I pointed. That's good. Big dog. It felt good to be in with the sorry. Oh, I don't know if I returned it or not. You just kind of point like, yo. I think that's what I did. I think I pointed. That's good. Big dog. It felt good to be in with the Cali teens, though.

That's funny. I have a question for you guys. What's up? I have a haircut in about an hour. Okay. I currently have a mullet because of an odds game that I lost with Dylan. Ever since receiving the mullet,

I think I've enjoyed my life. It's gotten a little long, but I don't know if I'm ready to give up on it. And I think I might give it one more haircut. It legitimately looks good. I'm not just saying that because I want you to walk around with the mullet. It looks good on you. I think I like it enough to keep it around for at least one more run.

I don't necessarily want to have it for my entire life, but I think I might go mullet boy summer up until 4th of July or something. Would you consider going a little shorter on the sides? I was going to see. I was going to see what was going to happen today. Do you get the back trimmed up at all? She did last time a little bit. I think it's necessary to do it, but I might have her do a was going to happen today. Do you get the back trimmed up at all? She did last time a little bit. I think it's necessary to do it,

but I might have her do a little bit less this time. I think I might go a little more aggressive this time. I think you'd go three on the side. Try one more out. Here's my biggest issue. Here's my biggest issue. There was a contingent of backers who said that I was just doing this because I originally wanted to get a mullet,

and that was not the case. But now that I have it, there's a power to it. Dude. And now I kind of i kind of like it it's not quite ape drippy but like it is flowing out there like if you put on a hockey helmet you could pass i put on a hat and uh to go to the pool on saturday and people said they were like the mullet looks good coming out of the hat and i was like okay okay it legit looks good so do i have clears to go one more month and see how this goes? Yeah. Did you run this by the wife?

She's into it. She is. She was promoting it. She wants it to stick around a little bit. Then you have a clear runway, my friend. I would just cancel my haircut appointment today, but I don't want to do her like that and cancel day up. So I'm just going to go get it trimmed up a little bit and do it.

I would do one guard more or less on the sides. Yes, yes. So shorter. Okay. And then just keep what you... Everything else was perfect. Okay. I also kind of want to have a mull less on the side. Yes, yes. So shorter. Okay. And then just keep what you... Everything else was perfect. Okay. I also kind of want to have a mullet for the gonster.

You should have a mullet for the gonster. A gonster's Thursday, right? Yeah. I still... I don't know if Randy's going to be able to set up a gonster camp, but... Figure out this Tum situation for you, gonster. No one ate worse than me in Las Vegas. This thing's barking over here.

I get really anxious before going to big events. Do you guys ever get uneasy before going to ACL where you're going to meet a sea of people, don't know the bathroom in line situation, whatever? That's how I felt before every meal going into the Sphere. I just was nervous that we were going to get screwed and miss half the concert because we got stuck in traffic or something.

Just couldn't eat. You had a glizzy, though. I didn't have a glizzy. I didn't have everyone's glizz. Ryan had a glizzy. Yeah, our friend Ryan had a glizzy. Then didn't have a glizzy. Ryan had a glizzy. Yeah, our friend Ryan had a glizzy, and that's what really tanked the vibe. No line for glizzies at the Sphere,

if you guys are looking out for it, Dylan. Okay, I'll keep that. Sally can confirm that every time space happened, I was just like, Dylan needs to see this. Did you see the meteor in Portugal? Dude, that was crazy. That's a gnarly video. There were some really good videos.

Was it just one meteor? It was so bright. Yeah. Did people see it and start recording? You have to just catch it by accident. It's always a car that has a dash cam. Oh, okay. Okay, because yeah, there was not one definitive video that was perfect.

The best one that I've seen is this young lady who has like a selfie video, and she's like sets it on a chair, and she's doing something, and it just goes right. Yeah. Perfectly in frame, right over her head. She's like looks up, and it's fucking cool. Dude. So can I ask a dumb question?

Did this land on Earth? So by the time it gets to Earth it so it burns up quite a bit you know like it probably like hit earth and like little fragments and like barely noticeable would it kill people no no it's it's probably like i mean it probably could if it caught you in the right place of the head but it ain't gonna happen it's not a comet a comet's when you really got to worry about. That's the big boy. It's probably been covered up,

but has there been anything that's hit Earth in the last 25 years that was a serious thing? I feel like if that happened in some country, they would cover it up somehow. There are craters on Earth that were caused by this shit. The dinosaurs, famously. Remember those fuckers? Well, if they happened. There's a famous one that's really big.

Meteor crater. Okay, this one is in northern Arizona. And it's, here you go. Like, that's a crater. That's a big boy. Yeah. Is there, like, a recent crater? No, this one's. Like that's a crater. That's a big boy. Yeah. Yeah. Is there like a recent crater? No, this one's probably from millions of years ago.

I just Googled most recent crater. Russia. It said a few craters are believed to still be buried underneath younger sediments or ice caps or hidden in the sea. Recent impact craters on Earth are the 100 kilometer wide Papagai crater in Northeast Siberia

and the 85 kilometer wide Chesapeake Bay in Virginia, both dated around 35 million years ago. I guess there's no craters in the last 25 years. There was one that hit Russia. 25 million years ago. There was one that hit Russia that was a big deal a decade ago.

I feel like if there was a new crater on Earth, people would flock to that. That's a big boy crater, man. The Chelyabinsk event. Check that out. Did that put in a giant crater? No, I don't... You look at the moon and all the craters on it,

it's like, oh, it must get hit every week. Right. But it's just from billions of years. Age spots, dude. Crazy. Yeah, that's a big-ass crater. Some eyewitnesses reported feeling intense heat from the fireball. That's pretty gnarly. I get it. You ever beenitnesses reported feeling intense heat from the fireball

that's pretty gnarly I get it you ever been at a concert and they just do the fire things on stage you can like feel it hit you in the face oh yeah

Blink-182 blew my shit out when I was like for sure in the 8th grade yeah the shockwave people felt it that's pretty crazy that's kinda cool

yeah did anyone die I don't think okay I don't want anyone to die, just to be clear. There were some injuries, people. Okay. It's kind of tight to get injured by a meteor.

Yeah, for sure. Where'd you get that fucking scar? Meteors. Yeah, where did it actually touch down? I haven't heard anything about it. The video's cool as hell, though. Hmm. Is that all she wrote?

Tomorrow. That's it. Exactly five minutes tomorrow. I'll be on the paywall. though. Hmm. Is that all she wrote tomorrow? That's it. Exactly five minutes tomorrow. I'll be on the paywall. Randy's not going to be here and I don't want to do cold call without video. So I think we should do exactly five minutes. Are we all in on that?

Sure. Yeah. Patreon.com slash circling back podcast. We'll see you there. Bye. Outro Music