Circling Back - Squad Beef & Skeleton Thieves

Episode Date: October 24, 2022

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all right we're back circling back podcast presented by busy hard seltzer the only hard vitamin c from superfruit Acerola. My name's Will DeFreeze. To my left, just my straight-up boy, my ride or die, I'm talking about D. Carter Ruff. Jesus. Y'all, the new Succession trailer just dropped,

and I'm shook, y'all. You're not going to believe what Logan says in this trailer. And does it provide any clues about what might happen in the season? Click this link and find out. Succession could have 10 episodes that were the equivalent of just, you know, poop on a plate. And I would still rep that show just being that way you wouldn't you would not no you would give up on the show if it's kept running that back each episode i'd be like this is so artsy i gotta stop you right there no i have to say while people have eaten poop in the past don't you sent me that video weirdly no one's

ever eaten it on a plate so i just don't know why no it's like when you get fast food you go home and you played it makes you feel classier when you're doing it can we move on from eating poop you know my i'm talking about eating fast food my best man in his best man speech uh made fun of my parents for uh when he used to come over and we would get like taco bell or something they would they would plate the taco bell dude there's something i don't know what it is i don't know why it feels good class it up a bit i like i never thought it was weird until he said something your dishware and stuff has never felt more clean than when you put like the burger on there from wherever it may be for some reason everything just feels cleaner than when i plate

my normal food i think it's just because you're so used to eating it out of the paper wrapping it feels healthier too yeah if you eat a um a double-decker taco out of the paper from Taco Bell, it's like, I'm eating a Taco Bell taco, and this is not good. But on a plate, it's like, oh, this is not as bad for me. A little touch of class. Go ahead. Introduce the scat man. Ladies and gentlemen, Dylan. My intro didn't quite hit the same as Dave's. Why did I get that intro? You'll find out later, Dave. You're that boy, Dylan. My intro didn't quite hit the same as Dave's.

Why did I get that intro? You'll find out later, Dave. You're that boy, dude. This dude is doing everything he can not to crawl across the table at me and just start swinging. Hey, let me say this. You guys are lucky I'm even on the pod today because I'm offline. Wow. Okay.

I would like the listeners, before they you know rush to judgment on what will is going to share later no one never takes my side for anything i wouldn't worry if i would just hope that you um you hear both sides uh from a neutral uh perspective detached objective just like you're a jury you're a jury yeah maybe some some lawyer lingo would be great here dave i don't know just look you're a jury and um you don't know anything about the case yet but you will he'll hear all the facts mediate this yeah yeah i i genuinely don't know what this is referring to i got in 45 minutes late today because my son and my partner just absolutely just went off on me. Not on me, but on – was there a fire at the oil reserve?

Yeah. He saw that I was walking into the bowling alley. Did you catch like a dope DJ set somewhere that he really wanted to go to and you didn't bring him? Is that why he's so mad at you? Yeah, we had a cabana at Tiesto. Really? Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, sick. to and you didn't bring him is that why he's so mad at you yeah we had a cabana at tiesto really yeah that's awesome yeah sick now he was really you and roads had a cabana at tiesto yeah when you did that avicii tribute it was just like we both like looked each other at tears in our

eyes we were we were totally rolling at that moment but it was sick you were rolling at the cabana during the yeah we're doing oh vichy tiesta important important distinction we were at taco cabana oh yeah that makes sense it makes much more sense and for some reason tiesto was there did they play your parking lot did they play your did they play are you sure you just weren't on drugs listening to tiesto in the parking lot of taco cabana with your son in the back seat yeah i mean now that you mention it yeah yeah that's pretty much what happened i took uh i think i mentioned i took fritz to a car wash recently dude's brain was just the car wash he's so confused he had no clue what was going on it's it's uh yeah startling if you're not really familiar with the situation like you know that multi-colored foam that they just like throw

into your car one what is that sick two like he was just like dude i feel like i'm in an ice cream container right now they're just throwing it at us is that what they would do in an ice cream container yeah they put the ice cream in the container david it's superman ice cream what's superman ice cream i don't know that either does randy know it randy knows it what is it superman ice cream must be a midwest thing how you superman these hoes it's uh it's just like multi-colored ice cream like you know that have you remember that uh those tie-dyed roback hoodies that we had, backer 20, for those looking for 20% off their order? I have one. It essentially looks like that.

Why is it called Superman? I don't know. Okay. Maybe it went crazy. Okay. I still don't see. It's a three doors down record. It's actually made of steel.

Hmm. Superman ice cream, dude. Everyone loves it. No one was stiffer than Superman. He was the man of steel. It's an ice cream. It's a three-flavor ice cream that usually appears in red, blue, and yellow. And although it originated in the Midwestern United States... He's the goat superhero now.

Particularly Michigan and Wisconsin. It can also be in various ice cream parlors such as Baskin Robbins or where Hershey's brand ice cream is being sold across the United States. He's the goat superhero. No, I think Blank Man. You think Superman's the goat?

Yeah, he's super. He's so strong. I'm not ready for that conversation. He's so strong. He can fly real fast saves people he's a good guy why is he working that desk job that's his alter ego that's clark kent i feel like real superman's like they just go hang out in their lair like do baller shit because they're superheroes they don't try to act like they're like civilians i don't know

man he's pretty sick. What was the point of him disguising himself? He wanted to live amongst everyone like a common folk. Why? It's not that cool. I can tell you. Man chose a terrible alias too. Clark Kitt?

Oh, he wasn't in it for the notoriety. He wasn't in it for the notoriety, not for the fame. He just wanted to be a good dude and save shit. Imagine being Superman and being like, you know what? I'd rather go by Clark. You gotta have a real name. My name's Clark. He was giving it to Lois.

You know who my favorite superhero is? Lois Lane. Different Lois. That video is probably out there though. Yeah, it probably is. Brandon can probably get it probably is oh yeah my favorite superhero is elastic girl because you're horny

she's bad she is bad how psyched would you be if you were just dying at the hands of like some type of like i don't know bad guy villain suddenly you saw elastigirl coming in it's like oh shit i'm about to be saved not to be a situation uh-huh and what's that number what is that really her name elastigirl elastigirl elastigirl from the incredibles i saw a funny tweet over the weekend never seen it

never seen shrek it was a picture of this like onion it was like a it was like a very full like thick onion and it said like uh what what's the pixar talking about their next like it's vegetables play characters or whatever dude and it's like all right let's give this onion an absolute dump truck ass they have no business giving the last girl that much ass what was the deal with that just dummy thick you've never seen incredible so i'm not gonna shame you for that dave i didn't see i didn't see incredible until like the last few years. But as someone who's only seen part of Shrek, the Incredibles goes way harder. It's good.

I had a number of people at the event on Saturday calling me out for not seeing Shrek. Well, maybe you should just go see it. Yeah, I just... It's fine. It's the only Mike Myers movie you've never seen. Yeah, I did famously see Studio 54 in theaters. Let me tell you. just love mike myers

speaking of michael myers a lot of sex a lot of drugs bae and i watched halloween over the weekend the ridge 1978 watch it three times this season so good man classic film i've heard the latest one is good i kind of want to watch all of them i don't know how many there are there's some you can skip like two i think it's the second one that has really nothing to do with michael myers this dude michael myers he took a needle to the neck he got stabbed in the gut and hanger to the eyeball hanger to the eyeball got shot six times and fell off the second floor like balcony situation and then just walked away is he a human or is he some type of like demon well he's human human body but we don't know something

took a hold of that boy and he ain't right that boy ain't loco just seems unrealistic to me he's out for blood it really it seems unrealistic i think they like drone striked him one time he just walked walked away he's like ah damn it he doesn't talk actually they drone striked freddy krueger what's his name michael myers different person freddy krueger would be tough because he's in your dreams you have to be a dream drone which do exist i don't know what you guys have been dreaming about lately but you should you should watch halloween man check it out i had a dream that i was on top of a hill killing a bunch of sexy babies what what what okay you guys need to listen to the taylor swift album

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Just make it happen. I'm not even going to read them right now. We need more. Go read one. Go leave one. We'll read them on the uh next monday's pop i'll say this about taylor's new album it's pretty relatable y'all have you actually listened i've listened to the songs you recommended that i put on the wash playlist and are good they are good songs okay yeah it's good i don't know if i'm gonna i don't know if i'm gonna s to f it but i'm definitely gonna listen to those songs i shared a take last week i'm prepared to share again if you yeah this is i hate this take because there's no way of backing this take up

it's a good take what's the take uh it's a good album it's a fine album you're gonna listen to it you're gonna enjoy it for a few months um but i don't think any of the tracks on there you're gonna be listening to one year from now. That was not your take that you said the other day. Yes, it was. You said two to three months. You said two to three months the other day. No, I said you were listening to it two to three months,

but how many of you listen to it in a year from now? Zero. That's exactly what I said. This take stinks because we can't hold you accountable for this. I'd have to set a calendar reminder in a year and be like, are you still listening to this? Do it. After in the take, y'all.

Also, how many albums in the world like how many albums do you listen to a year after they release a lot okay like such as pretty much all of dylan faves is a list of songs that are at least a year old but like what percent of music that you take in do you end up listening to like there's a there's a very very small percentage yeah it's a very small but i mean heaters stay heaters and i just i don't think any song on this album is a real heater it's how you test that so you know it's a classic if it stands the test of time there it is dave see dave dave dave and me we're on the same but you can't hold that take no one can hold you accountable for that take for like a year so it's kind of just a mad take no people can hold me accountable my birthday

next year motherfucker we will when i turn 40 you can dump on me if you want when you turn 40 we'll have a conversation we'll see if anyone's still listening to this album or if it's if it's done well it is outsold uh 1989 at this point that's off that's based off your reputation fraud fraud stat flawed stat as well what happened i heard there are some sketchy signatures on some of those uh receipts so people people like taylor swift they can release an album it could be total dog shit but it's still going to be like number one for weeks because people are just going to listen to because it's taylor swift do you think it'll go platt it might go platty i don't know uh people dumped on uh reputation and i kind of i thought there's some good songs on that

this is a good album top to bottom it would have been fine even if she didn't include the seven additional songs i do think it's a good album how does that work so it's like there's i'm including seven additional songs that weren't good enough like first go around to make the album how does that like what no i don't just put them on there and just release the album? I think artists just do that shit to try to, like, surprise you. Whoa. Because, like, who... That's how they do it.

It does discount the seven additional songs being like, how much can I actually ride for this song? Like, can you ride for it when it's... wasn't supposed to be on there in the first place? That's like if a Ryder Cup, someone had to withdraw, and they had a backup that had to fill in. Somebody didn't make the initial team, you're still going to root for the USA. It's a perfect analogy.

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You heard me, free croissants in every box and $30 off your first box when you go to wildgrain.com slash steam that's wildgrain.com slash steam and you can use promo code steam at checkout dylan what'd you get into this weekend uh thank you will for asking um as most people know it was my birthday weekend i turned 39 yesterday which means I'm a year away from being 40. A pirate looks at 40. He's the pirate of the car that he'd be in. Got another sighting of that over the weekend. I want to give a shout out to that car that's just been driving around.

It's the same car. Have you seen it yet, Dylan? No. You got to go find this car. Dave and I have both seen it in the wild. There's a random car out there. They have band stickers, and then it just says, Pirate of the Car I'd Be In. I don't go find this car. Dave and I have both seen it in the wild. There's a random car out there. They have band stickers, and then it just says, Pirate of the Car I'd Be In.

I don't think I need it. You're just not. You're driving a minivan. I don't need to see it. You're not a pirate if you drive a minivan. You need to see it, dude. It's a good car. Anyway, Friday night,

Bay surprised me by inviting my family over. I did not expect them to be there. My sister and brother-in-law and niece were there. My dad was there. They all surprised me. It was an excellent evening. We had dinner played our za card it was awesome awesome awesome uh um um um papa john's no i always forget the name of this place i heard you ordered some papa bowls for your birthday the one on south congress but we didn't go to that one. Homeslice. Thank you. I always forget the name. Homeslice.

What was your dessert? A key lime pie from Central Market. And that was a top-down request from the man himself. We need key lime pie at this thing. They told me she got some DMs from people. Yeah. She was trashing my key lime pie request. I think people were DMing her being like,

actually, I ride for key lime pie. I love key lime pie, man. Don't care who knows about it. Is it your number one dessert? That hard to say. It's, I don't know. It oftentimes sounds better than any other dessert, but I wouldn't go as far to say it's like the goat for me if i'm gonna play my pie card i don't know if i'm gonna play it on key lime don't care i love it it's a tier two it's tier one but it's fine i love it

sally rides for key lime pretty much as hard as you do graham cracker crossed it it really doesn't do much for me that's okay yeah that's okay i'm more of a key line guy cocaine of course a reference to drugs i get it saturday was an excellent day we um had a little office party here pretty solid turnout thank you to all who showed up really Really appreciate you guys. Fun day, man. This space is good for entertaining. Studio looked good. Studio looked good. A lot of compliments. Shame that our buddy Ryan whiffed it and just no-showed us.

We had some no-shows. Shout out to the no-shows. My dad was here, and I think until he saw our office for the first time, he finally believes that we're like an actual company. I talked to your dad for a while. He was very amazed that we had such an official location. I think he thought we were recording out of a closet or something. We used to, kind of.

A little bit. He's like, wow, you guys are actually a company. When he talked to me, he had like a surprise look. He's like, Florida. He's like, man, you guys are really doing it. Three and a half years. he's been doing it for a minute yeah he walked out of the merch room where all the merch was free for friends and family and he had a shirt in his hand and he looked at me he goes dylan said i could take this you can absolutely take the shirt sir

he was mad that's all you he was mad that there were no uh gardener snake dave t-shirts yeah i heard him say that before the weekend baye made it her mission to get me very drunk over the weekend and she succeeded to a great deal on saturday night we thought something was up we stepped out after the after the office party we went to this uh bar called howards and uh there's a sick sick sick DJ set in there. Oh, my God. It was a total surprise to me. Wow.

It was so much fun. But I got really drunk. Which one of you guys is more hungover today? Sunday, I don't get hungover unless I really get into one. I really got into one, and I was legit hungover. Not hungover at all. Doesn't happen too often for your boy. One of you guys is.

Tim. I think it's you. Nah, I'm fine. We're all. Doesn't happen too often for your boy. One of you guys is. It's him. I think it's you. Nah, I'm fine. We're just playing off. Okay. The birthday guys definitely got the more hungover. You did Keyline Pie on a Friday. You're definitely hungover.

Yeah, you're under wild boy stuff. Hung out with Parks and Lil' Bay for a little bit yesterday afternoon, and then Bay took me to dinner. Went to Jeffrey's and met a very nice backer named Peyton, who has met Will before name's Peyton nice dude huh great great birthday weekend A plus big shouts to Bay who made a lot of it happens what'd you order made it very special what was for dinner last night uh I got a what's a bar steak, which is a steak that you can only order in the bar area of said restaurant. Ooh.

And it was good. Very good. Also deviled eggs. It's kind of like the adult steak. They're truffle deviled eggs, and they're phenomenal. And crab and avocado toast. A little teaser. Would that set you all back?

Mm-hmm. It was pretty expensive place. Did you pay in Bitcoin? No. No. a little a little teaser would that set y'all back it was the damage on something like pretty expensive place did you pay in bitcoin no no uh with your bones is it spooky season yeah you came up here and got skelly it cost me one femur so that's too much yeah femur is very vital i know i i wouldn't i would have saved that for like a group dinner that you're covering right like your nfl lineman dinner when they take you out when you're a rookie that's when you get that one that's so sorry nah yeah make them earn it it's got to be like a first round pick with first round money though you can't do like a sixth rounder like yeah some dude just

charge up 48 grand i think we should start doing that with like i think we should have started doing that with like new hires like when brett came in like we should have just made him buy us a big ass dinner instead we just we just gave him a seat on the podcast for yeah yeah he just he just he's our fourth host because we didn't have an office we were actually in a closet you should have just stayed in new york for that time you would have crushed it yeah that concludes my weekend in fun. That sounded really fun, Dylan. It was awesome.

Did you have fun? Oh, me? Yeah, I had a great time. I thought you were talking to Will. No, I'm talking to you. What'd that boy get into? Can I just say how I ruined that ad read? I was looking at this, uh, Kirkland

signature, um, cold brew coffee. And I just thought about the person who was at our, uh, gathering Saturday that was, it was drinking these with the vodka. And then I thought about how you, this is really your fault, how you called it a go ahead and do it. What'd you call it? This is really your fault, how you called it a... Go ahead and do it. What did you call it? Cold brew and vodka. It's just a Delco espresso martini. Yeah, it was Dan drinking it.

Well, to be clear, it was canned cold brew, which is a little different. And it's straight gas. There's no flavor to it. It is the most aggressive cold brew I've ever had. And Dan was just pounding vodka. Doesn't sound terrible. Delco. Doesn't sound terrible.

Delco Martini. Oh, crap. Yeah, it was a boys weekend. My wife was out of town. So it was me and the fellas, me, Randy, my dog, and my son Rhodes. It was my first weekend with Rhodes solo. And we had a pretty good time. Was there something that went wrong?

No, not until this morning. But I don't count that as part of the weekend. But that wasn't his fault. But yeah, we, Friday night, hung out, watching football. He went right to sleep. Saturday, got up. We did a taco deli run, got some talks, came to this thing,

the Washington media first inaugural office party. And he was good. I didn't know what to expect. He's very shy around people, I guess most kids his age are. But he, you know, last 30 30 minutes he got to playing with uh quinn your niece my niece and they were running around it was great and you know came back in was having fun shout out to brando i think undisputed mvp of the party right i know came through like brando is so good with with roads yeah intern brando's making good with with Rhodes yeah intern Brando's making the kids all smile yeah definitely he's talking to everybody he's chopping it up he

was he was the life of the party got a little goat talk in he also did something that no one's doing which is show up 30 minutes before the party which I was like let's ride yeah I love that he set the tone yeah it was perfect did he get here before he definitely got here before me oh yeah before you no no he got here right after me and i was like yes i love that saturday night there was an offer floated out there by uh a big game brett now hey we're gonna go out and do the watch hockey and have fun you want to get a sitter? The thought went through my head, and, you know, with my maturity, 38, you know, staring down 39, I decided not to do that. Went home, played a little bit outside, rode to bed, yesterday, football, all that.

Pretty basic weekend. But it was fun being home with him solo i will say i was a little bit worried that nug tray that we got that chick-fil-a nug tray no free ads that saved me um from having to make him dinner that's good which was huge because he was just housing them there's housing there's something about those first times that you're alone with your son for like a weekend i feel like you almost unlock something about your relationship with them because you you don't have like the other person around that is like taking care of things you're not you're out of your routine and i feel like you something else just

happens yeah i think you're right and i think that's why this morning at his uh drop off it didn't go well i think he was a little attached to me. He was a little attached to dad. Not saying I'm like, not saying he's a daddy's boy, but, you know, he had a good time. He had a good time. Good. And that's pretty much it. Oh, yesterday, shout out to Gun Real Estate.

We went to a little event for them. Saw Brett there, our buddy Harbs. And watched some football. Had a couple drinks. And that's it. I did something no one's doing. I got 12 hours of sleep on Friday night. I was thinking about that yesterday.

Like, I don't know what came over me, but your boy was just absolutely snoozing. 12 hours. It was closer to 11 11 hours and 45 minutes but i mean that's just that's just big time and you felt good after it yeah i just had big time night nights facts thursday was fun saturday the day i got nervous we weren't gonna have enough beer so what did i do i went and bought double the amount of beer shout out uh how many do we have left in there dude a shade under what you bought okay so like was my purchase necessary not necessarily but did it give like three other

people one extra beer yes uh the vizzies went so fast too fast almost too fast underbought vizzy so that's on me what beer did you go buy i just bought i re-bought what dylan got uh our good friends over at uh you know molson coors yeah uh i i got the peroni and i got the yingling we out here power duo as a beer guy myself those are two of the best beers on the market then uh you know i i kind of kept some in the tank because i i wanted to leave the option open on saturday to to go out and do something the night before uh f1 is always one of the most lit nights in in austin and uh so i went home after the party uh i'd made it known in the office all friday that i wanted to see this dj at this new bar downtown and uh i didn't have anyone to go with unfortunately

and uh it's have you heard of this band they're called lcd sound system dylan have you heard of them um i became very familiar with them on saturday as I caught the DJ set aforementioned. Yeah, they've traditionally in the history of my life, there was a time when I've actually dubbed them my favorite band of all time. Really? Will is a noted LCD guy. And I really wanted to see that DJ set, but I just didn't have anyone to go with. Will, I'm really sorry.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What happened? For what? Is this what the- Hold on. For what? Come on, dog. i earlier in the office before we're recording you're even here yet dave i was like yeah i went to howard's his name of the

bar saturday night and will goes wait you went to howard's and i was like oh shit what i do and then he i started to connect the dots on friday in the office he talked about how much he wanted to go see this dj that was gonna be doing a set there i just happened to like stumble into howard's with with britney because we had dinner across the street so we walked over there and we like got a like this awesome little corner of the bar we had a couple of friends join us and she was like we're in there and she was like she's like yeah apparently there's like a really like high profile dj who's going to do a set here. And I was like, and then it started to all connect.

I'm like, wait a minute. This must be the one who Will was talking about on Friday. And so you did say you weren't getting all the texts. Yeah. You could have easily, you could have easily said, dude, I was texting you. And I would have been like, oh, dude, my new phone struck again. I just, by like dumb luck, I just caught this DJ set, which was, I have to say, pretty fucking awesome.

What was he spinning? She. That's embarrassing. The only way I can describe it is extremely vibey and sexy. It was just a sexy, vibey, just dope set. And I was really feeling it. Am I? Okay.

Should this have been more of a crowded event? Like I'm surprised y'all just went in and got a table. If this was a known, well, obviously it was a known thing. We'll know about it. I think we just, we got there at like accidentally the perfect time because it was still early.

It was like, we got there probably an hour before she went on. By the time she started playing, there was a line out the door. Will you just keep talking about how everything just unfolded perfectly for you? It was sick bar is cool by the way we should go we should link honestly i i'm not kidding when i say this this experience has tainted this bar for me so much now that i don't know if i'll ever be able to be in there and feel good about it look this bar up

they have espresso martinis on tap yeah i like mine freshly made by uh by baristas i actually prefer mine in uh cans like that It's actually called a Delco. Yeah, I only do Deltinis. You're Deltinis. I can't wait for the next time that Dylan's got something that he really is excited about. And then I'm just going to go do it without him. For the first like 30 minutes of her set, she was just like edging the audience. Just like tuning us up a little bit.

And then she just melted our faces off. It was sick. Oh, dude, that's cool. So when you said that you had some friends join you did they just randomly like show up um britney coordinated with them while we were at dinner had i known this was the dj you wanted to see i would have i would have dropped a line you know i gotta say man i don't i don't want to kick you while you're down well but this bar does look tight it's cool it just sucks i'm never going to go there because it's just Dylan's spot, though. We were standing there next to Larry McGuire the whole time,

the guy who's just taking over the Austin restaurant scene. The guy that played for the Rockies? It's Larry Walker. Oh. It's a different person. That would have been sicker. He was actually a sports agent. Can I share a fun Larry Walker story?

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because I still don't understand where the lines of communication were. Because it seems like it is the on the onus is on you well okay i didn't really realize what do you say what wagner i didn't realize what i mean like i was first of all i was intoxicated were you zooted and i just got there i was like oh shit this is who will was talking about dude and since from the party he left with his family took his son home i thought he was like in for the night that's what i thought yeah i know dude it's cool man uh i got to crush some uh mexican week of the great british bake-off uh my wife fell asleep uh kind of early so you had a great night no so i just kind of uh sat there and got my ass kicked in fifa by a bunch of kids well i am sorry and i went to bed and i

thought man dude i wish i had friends you sent that photo to respond to randy with that photo from your bed your room is like pitch black and just like the it was depressing and then dylan's just out vibing yeah dylan's out here getting his like dylan's out here seeing like members of my favorite band just like absolutely crushing dj sets crushing dj a small little intimate venue too like it was dope hey i just can't believe i'm sorry you passed the baton you passed the no you didn't even pass the baton you took the baton and you spiked it right up my butt hey will you accept my apology hey i need to take on it i'm pretty raw why'd you do that i'm pretty raw right now my apology

i'm pretty raw i'm gonna promise you this if you give me the baton, I won't do that. Thank you, David. No, you can do it if I ask. I won't do that either. But Dylan didn't ask. He just, he absolutely spiked that like he's a bear spiking a football on the ground. It was unintentional. And I was, since I was like super faded, like I didn't, my brain was not operating at full

capacity. I was, I was toast. Aren't you like two Vyvanse deep? No, I didn't do Vyvanse Okay Just asking I just did Teenies

Jumped down my throat I did Vizzies I did Yinglings I did Martinis Now he's trying to put The baton down my throat Don't you chill You didn't meet up

With Barrett did you No Okay No What if he If he was there I didn't even see him I don't think he was there

You guys hear about This 14 foot tall skeleton That got stolen What if he... If he was there, I didn't even see him. I don't think he was there. You guys hear about this 14-foot-tall skeleton that got stolen in Austin? Wait, was it Skelly? Which one of you did this? It was a woman. Look, as much as I admire skeletons, I'm not a thief. I would never do this.

I didn't realize this happened in Austin. How is it? How are people? Okay. So Home Depot sells the giant skeleton, right? How tall is it? I think they're just 12. And I thought you bought one.

Did you not buy one? No, no, no. There's a surgery that a lot of like CEOs and like tech guys got over the pandemic where you can add like two inches. Oh, okay. You have to break the femur though. If you still have it. If you didn't trade it. Dylan actually traded his first steak dinner. Yeah. It, okay. You have to break the femur though, if you still have it, if you didn't trade it. Dylan actually traded his for a steak dinner.

Yeah. That sounds painful. If you need the money, you trade it. These things are expensive, which is why I haven't gotten one. This is why I'm surprised they don't get stolen more often.

Well, so the act of stealing one of these is hilarious because you can't just put it in your car. It's not an Amazon package that you can just like go grab and shove in there. You have to fold it up all the way and it's's just a big pile of bones, a big bag of bones. Are we sure that Dylan didn't just dress up as this woman and go and steal somebody's? Yeah, I dressed up like a woman to steal a frontline skeleton.

Hey, man, we're just asking questions. Thank you for the admission. Jeez. Hey, I'm not a thief, all right? Maybe I'll forget to invite my friend to a dope DJ. You're a fun thief. Yeah, you're pretty good at stealing memories from people. He's a fun thief.

You're so mad at me. I'm just trying to vibe with my boys for their birthday. And I'm just getting left out, left and right. Will walked in with all the fun. This is two straight birthday weekends where I'm just out. You and Randy, do you guys have a little bit that you do back and forth actually congratulations I want to congratulate Randy for getting this uh getting this weight off of his shoulders he he had to shoulder the

no invite for a while he did invite me personally and if I'm being honest I think Randy's might have been more egregious here's the truth there was like 20 dudes at randy's birthday i know i actually think this is actually you should you should let me talk here because i think randy's is definitely more egregious randy invited me that time didn't invite you which is weird yeah like that's fucked up in my brain on saturday night you don't have to explain it i'm fine i was since i was trying to piece together what you were saying in the office the day before, I think where I came to the conclusion in my mind was that you were going to see this person elsewhere.

I just happened to catch another little side show that she was doing. That's cool. Okay? Yeah, I listened to it in bed with my AirPods. That's a good way to listen to music. My AirPods. I put my pods in. Randy, can you play the video?

Did you dance yourself clean? He doesn't even know what that means. He's making it worse. He's making it worse. It was sick, though. I wish I would have been there. Okay, so this lady can barely even tip this thing over. I got to say, she handled it pretty well.

Longer than her vehicle. Why are they interviewing the HOA president on the local news because a skeleton got stolen? Is there nothing else going on? Oh, man. No one cooler than the HOA president. Like, is the HOA president even like a thing? Professional narcs. Narc city.

Are HOAs official? Like, are they like official establishments that like actually have weight or is it just a way to like yeah neighborhood watch oh yeah they okay i got covenants are enforced in my last neighborhood i put a little um i put a sign in my front yard for parks's elementary school proud dad he got a kindergartner going to school down the street and i got a letter on my door saying I was in violation of the HOA code. But what's the penalty of HOA code? Did you get a fine or did you actually get a knock on the door from the fuzz?

You can get fined. I mean, that was like a pretty harmless violation. So they're just like, please take the sign down. You're just going to let them say the fuzz and just ignore it? I like that. Fuzz is good. It's a good one. It's a good one. I just, yeah, I don't know.

Maybe I just don't have enough respect for HOAs. They make sure that your yards are kept like they're supposed to be kept and that kind of shit. I don't know. I prefer no cap. Yeah. Okay.

What? Jump down my throat. God, spike it. It's just a bunch of dorks that want to feel empowered and knock on you for shit all right sounds like something i'm gonna warm up to yeah will's in charge of uh parking enforcement yeah i almost had to call someone get towed the other day i went to a restaurant and there were two people parked in the 10 minute to go parking oh and they were after right after we talked about

it i just told dave i was like i love this place because they have two spots 10 minute to go parking. Oh, right after, right after we talked about it. I just told Dave, I was like, I love this place because they have two spots, 10 minute to go parking. You just roll right up, get your sandwich and leave. I go up there. Sure enough, both spots are taken by dudes

who definitely aren't picking up food and leaving. Where is this? Lou's, Barton Springs. If you went to ACL, you probably walked right by it. They have a good $28 chicken sandwich.

Stop. Stop. Don't, don't, don't slander them like that. Let me just say property if you go to the they've got 11 sandwiches if you get a burger you don't need two patties you just don't i don't care how hungry you are you don't need two yeah but can you do with one hand shut up randy and brett was uh i forgot about that shut up randy do you remember the uh was the best era of Twitter when was just people memeing, people calling the police?

So you just had like the people narking and they're on their phone and it would just... It was like all you saw for a year and now you don't see them anymore. I don't mess with the boys in blue, Dave. That gross lady with the sunglasses. Yeah, she had the Oakley blades on that he got from a gas station. She was not happy about something. What was story there i don't know some kids were selling like lemonade and she was trying to shut down a permit yeah where's your permit uh oh yeah and that guy that's the guy i'm thinking of someone's about yeah why is it so tiny on the

screen someone's getting narced on for sure that's what when will sent that text of his bedroom saturday night that's what it looked like just a tiny little thing and just a a giant room of darkness and dylan was just vibing with all his friends yeah oh man some of y'all don't even get that that's how it starts you probably went back to your friend's house no we went home oh baby dude dave's out here just doing he's just absolutely spitting lcd sound system references pretty much the extent of my knowledge they're all over my head i feel like my spot at this bar was wasted on me could have been you you could have hung out with bae you're not

wrong oh he did i did not play my za card this weekend i tried to play my za card last night the austin fc game that i didn't talk about shout out to austin fc why why are you looking at me look because my dad my fc dallas came in and laid an egg. They fought valiantly. There were some bad calls. That yellow card in like the 12th minute, egregious in my opinion. Did you watch the game? I watched the first half when Will texted about it. Did you watch the game, Dylan? We were at dinner.

You got to grow your legend more, dog. I know. I'll be watching next Sunday for sure. I might. You got to grow your legend. Dude, grow your legend, man. I bleed Verde. People don't realize that. It's man i i bleed verde people don't realize that it's not healthy man people don't realize you go to the doctor i was very close to sergio garcia

i told sally i was gonna pull up the selfie that i took with him and be like dude sergio do you remember this that would have been the dorkiest move of all time yeah he would not have taken kindly to that he is it was weird he he had the perfect opportunity to wear his master's jacket last night since it's the veriday and he just didn't do it well how do you not do that do you think his master's jacket's in austin last time i checked he actually didn't even have a house here i thought that you don't get to hang on to it year round i don't think i think you have i think you have it in your locker but like i also think that you you probably you win it you do a press tour with it and then i think

you got to bring it back to augusta national but you'd have one i don't know you'd have one maybe they make you a replica or something i don't know he should have called augustum and like send it to me i'm going to the verde game it's the semi it's the semi-final conference semis we'll even be back in augusta in the future you know know, that's a good question. Maybe that's why his jacket's here. Because he went and recouped it after he joined Live Tour. Maybe they just wanted him to jack it off. Like, just not wear one and wear the shirt he was going to wear originally.

Well put, Dave. What, dude? Jumped down my throat. Stop that. That's not a good bit why didn't this lady just put the skeleton on her and like and walk away as if the skeleton was just leaving instead of trying to steal it why are people there's a number of reasons why she didn't do it it's so easy to not steal things like the number one way to get caught is by stealing from people's houses at

this point everyone has cams everyone has security systems and everyone's a karen just go to walmart and just go steal something from there it seems easier yeah and at least then you're stealing from a corporation corporation not like todd down the street like i'm not i'm not saying like every big store needs to get stolen from but i i think i'd feel better about people stealing from like Target and Walmart and those places. Yeah. Rather than like your neighbor. Yeah. Can I put out a request? If anybody listening, I don't condone stealing large skeletons, but if you are going to, can you do it with a winch and a Jeep and just drive off and just drag, like just hook

it on and just pull it out of there? These things, I assume there's some assembly required when you purchase these 14 foot skeletons right sure you're not just like leaving walk like or no depot actually you have to put it on your car like a kayak like a christmas tree you strap it down it's like the the deliverable mattresses they're in that little box you open the box they spring to life just comes out he's like what comes out of the any of these fuckers any of these fuckers come through the wall

how much money is that skeleton worth like each bone oh cause it's their money you mean it's their currency correct do you guys believe in Bigfoot no but Brett does Brett thinks he saw Bigfoot Brett saw a black bear and thought it was bigfoot

brett saw a satellite the other night and like thought thought he had just seen like the other side i was pretty quick to give him that into it makes his bigfoot theory a little less believable yeah maybe brett needs to get his eyes checked he's straight up a bigfoot guy you can't i feel like if you're gonna be if you're gonna be like conspiracy guy, I feel like Bigfoot's not the one. Hey, find me one skeleton. Bigfoot apparently. The Squatch did exist. One bone.

In some capacity back in the day. David. Thousands of years ago. David. I think that's facts. It's so easy. Listen to Rogan, bro. It's just a caveman.

I'm a caveman. I'm a caveman. What do I know? I'm just a caveman. You a caveman what do i know i'm just a caveman you ever drive around and just like notice all the trees and you're just like man there's a lot of fucking trees there could be squash out there no no sometimes i get depressed like when i if i'm watching like drone footage on apple tv's menu and i see all these like vast places with the drones going over it and i just think like i'm never gonna step foot near this place there's so many places in the world can i ask you a question and not to rehash something that we've already litigated today but yeah do you

remember that day we're in here and we had on that channel that was just a dj set and the dj was in like oh yeah where was that switzerland it It was the most beautiful setting of all time. I had a similar thought that was like, man, I'm probably never going to go there. I know. It sucks. It's weird. I get sad being like, you see like a flyover video of like Patagonia. It's like, well, probably not going to go there.

Yeah, you could. I could. I want to go to Switzerland. It looks awesome. I'm trying to go to like, I think i want to go to switzerland looks awesome i'm trying to go like i think i need to go to south america no i'm not trying to go there why what's your issue with that i just think there are doper places to visit see i think you're underrating sorry to all our south american listeners yeah to all the south american listeners out there i have no beef with south america i just like i'd rather go to i hear the beef down there's really good i'd rather go to switzerland i heard the argentinian steaks are just divine i'd rather go to if you've never had it you wouldn't rather go to like bora bora hawaii maybe even like

iceland tokyo bush was here bush was here saturday and he just got back from iceland really did he compete in a strongman competition no no he didn't okay what will nothing you expecting something forget about it hey boosh is really working that mullet he's had it for a long time almost almost larry walker levels just who he is him now he can't it's like the stash you can't get rid of maybe he's on that neutral full grind he probably is Probably use promo code circling if you're going to Nutrafol.com. When I first saw this story, I thought maybe she was like tired of that giant skeleton.

Like she hated it. Maybe she's like, I'm just going to get it out of here. But I don't think that's the case. I think she took it and put it in like her own yard. And I don't think she's been caught. I think she's still out there. She's at large? At large, yeah.

Is she on the lam? Yeah. She hit the mattresses. Yeah, maybe this is a case for the circling back boys. I think it is. Let's go drive around South Austin all day and look for this giant-ass skeleton. There's no way she's getting away with this, right? She's in a big old skeleton.

You got a receipt for this? Is her license plate on camera there? I don't know. Is it camera there? I don't know. Is it too fuzzy? I don't know. I heard she blacked it out. Hmm. I got blacked out the other night.

She has one of those reversible license plates that flips. Did you really black out? There are pieces of the night that are missing. Normally, when I black out, I like to invite my friends to events that I'm at, but we're different. I didn't eat two martinis at dinner. That's where I messed up. Please, please just drunk text me next time you're out Dylan,

and we can make up for this. Okay. If you could invite one of the members of my favorite bands to do a DJ set at a different restaurant in Austin, that would be great. Oh, I didn't tell you. I was hanging out with Tom and Mark. Really?

The Deep Eddie. Yeah. Dude, fuck. You live right by there too. Yeah, dude. Why didn't you call me?

I don't know. It was interesting. We just sat there just shooting the shit about aliens. That's fuck. You live right by there, too. Yeah, dude. Why didn't you call me? I don't know. It was interesting. We just sat there just shooting the shit about aliens. That's awesome. Yeah. You should have been there. That's tight. Why didn't you go?

Oh, and T-Bark showed up later. Really? Yeah, with Courtney. Yeah, that's fine, dude. I was actually at a restaurant on Friday night, and I was there, and Elton John and james blunt actually did a uh a dj set really and i was like dude i wish there was someone that i knew who loved both of these performers would love this has elton john ever stood before like uh a dj set up and been like well yeah he has for sure you think he has yeah he's kind of sick with it. Yeah, he has. Okay. Elton's that dude.

He's got, there's that song out with him in it. There's like a. Oh, really? Dude, yeah. Hell yeah, dude. That's cool. That's mega specific. No, it's like one of those electronic songs.

I don't know. Cold Heart, whatever. I don't know what I'm talking about. Cold, cold heart. Yeah. Yeah, they did some remixes with our friend dualipa he also did another one with our friend britney spears he signs off on those you know dave you've been on britney spears twitter a lot lately uh yeah it gets sent to me quite often what are you seeing what's going on

i'm seeing some soft core i mean and you know what her son complained about her nude photos online and then she just went all out. I didn't know that. It's got to be tough if your mommy's going teased out on the TL. Yeah, but your mommy is Britney Spears. What would you do if you're Britney Spears' kid? Probably the same thing he's doing. Ask her to stop.

How old is the kid? David, I don't know. It's at the age where the boys, they're digging it. He's got to be like 20-ish at this point right it's the federer lines kid too no is it how do you know that i don't i don't know because i don't know feds the original feds it doesn't matter whatever we're saying kevin federline predated roger federer is that what we're saying yeah okay and the fbi fed man boy he had a about a two-month run he really struck while the iron was hot not feds feds had a quite yeah he had an extensive career impressive career. Some call him the goat. Yeah.

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That's framebridge.com. What was that? I just assumed the DJ thing was what you'd be steaming. I did too, actually. I was just looking at the rundown. David. David, get that ass over here. Let me see that ass.

That's me whipping it with a towel. Why are you guys doing this? It's a steam room, baby. You'd think that I'd be steaming about one of my best friends just not inviting me out for his birthday night. Damn. Don't look at me. I'm not going to do that, though. When do that though you put it like that it sounds real i have two different things i want to steam on you guys want to play a little choose your own adventure oh you guys want to talk about

electronics or restaurants i kind of want to kind of want to do restaurants i kind of do restaurants too although i'm really excited for electronics later on. I went to a restaurant yesterday. You guys hear about these things? You eat food at them. Went to a restaurant yesterday. You're fired up right now. I was furious yesterday. Went to the restaurant.

I walked up. Did you get somebody towed? I went to the... No, I didn't get anyone towed. Might. Might. Walked up to the hostess stand. Talked to them.

They were being real nice for a little bit. She says, is your entire party here? And I said, yes. She goes, are they under the roof? I said, well, technically speaking, no. The other couple and their two kids, they're parking. They'll be right in.

She said, well, when they get in here, just let me know when everyone's under the roof. They're under the roof. This is new terminology. It's a place I'm thinking of. And I was like, okay. They're cracking down. Is this down the street street you know what dave it might be so sally how many times did you go to this don't worry about it my god sally had to uh go to take fritz to the

bathroom as he had a dirty diaper and she said well got a couple seconds i'm gonna go do this our friends walk in i say all right we're all under the roof they said well you're missing two people i was like i know my wife is changing my son's dirty diaper in the bathroom can we just and now what it's a it's it is 11 a.m at matzell rancho 11 a.m because they're in the bathroom they're they wouldn't seat us because she was in the bathroom. We walk out to the patio again at 11 a.m. They open at 11. There is one other table sat out there.

I was like, can you not just seat us out here? Oh my God. I mean, I didn't say a word about it outside of to the people we were with, but I was like, do we really have to have every single person in front of the hostess stand to go get sat in an area where no one else is sitting at a restaurant that has no one in it this shows in a toxic relationship with mad salarancho we are it's food is up and down we admit that and we go there so much and we complain about it and we just can't quit it it's just we there's nothing you can do. And they are such a machine, a powerhouse, that if you went to a manager, I don't think the manager would even give you time.

They had a policy change and an all-hands meeting and this was laid out or something because they were like, that's bad. That's egregious. It's one thing if I i go up there it's seven o'clock on a friday night peak hours you're slammed and i'm trying to get a seven person table with three someone's like oh i'm on my way and they're like on the couch at home one of those situations name names i'm gonna do that at one point at one point we were standing there and someone just asked like why can't we sit down i said well we all have to be in front of the hostess stand and like there's five people standing behind the hostess stand just sit standing there like

doing absolutely nothing i'm not ready to say they're anti-baby what wow were there other groups waiting to check in too zero that's that's what shocks me zero i was getting ready to like to dunk on your steam because like i was like dude they're crowded like that's no they get people come in there and they're take advantage of the system if there's nobody in the restaurant 11 a.m at matt's is always empty huh but seriously how many times did you eat matt's last week twice are you sure i went it i went for a little happy hour dinner on friday I think the reason that I slept 12 hours is because I had two margaritas and went to bed at 8 p.m. Was it yesterday that you had two more and you said you were feeling good?

Yeah, and then yesterday before the Austin FC game, I started pre-gaming real early and I had two. Did you have a drink at the game? I might have. Let's go. Did you get the Frosé? I did not get the Frosé. I did have some Frosty Boys, though. Oh.

Yeah, I had a couple Lagunitas IPAs. You guys see these? Mm-hmm. My cup was weirdly small. Hmm. That's weird. Were you steaming on the cup? No.

No, I actually kind of liked it. It made me feel like I was just crushing beers, but I really wasn't. Made your hand feel big? Yeah, yeah. Which is rare, because I have... i'm a big giant i have small hands and calluses you guys want to talk about electronics real quick i'm steaming november 12th 2020 we're about three weeks from that anniversary two-year anniversary does that date mean anything to you november 12th 2020 november 12 2020 that was the day the music died it's the day the ps5 came out oh oh and it's still not available in stores how the fuck can you not buy a ps5 right now this is two we're going on

two years our bots just snatching them up every time that they're available? I don't know. Randy, do you know why? Honest question. No, I saw someone tweet out that they're available in like a Walmart. I just went on Amazon today because I was like annoyed. I was, no, that tweet was showing like, holy shit, there's actually PS5s here. Randy low-key dunking on you.

No, I saw the same tweet. That was, you wronged me, Randy. You wronged me on that tweet. No more Mike for you, buddy. Yeah, yeah sorry you're off the mic with mike how can you go two years after releasing a nice like electronics product i understand if there's a rush before christmas of 2020 it's the chip shortage why are we short on chips is it because you're at you're eating at matt's all the time yeah we don't talk about that publicly but yeah yeah. I think it's that. I think it's Suez Canal, war in Ukraine. What else?

COVID, unrest in places in the world. I just named everything. If this was like a bot thing where people are just buying them up to sell them on a secondary market, that would irritate the shit out of me. Hopefully that's not what's going on here. The shoe market these days, I might steam steam on that next i can't steam it on hold on dylan we got ruben here i can't go to nike.com and buy tennis shoes i can't do it i gotta go to fucking the goat wherever it's called or one of these other like what's the

goat just called goat is that really one yeah or and pay three times retail because we got to get that stock x sponsorship it's so aggravating that was that was tight i can't i can't just hop on adidas and snatch some running shoes i gotta go pay three times what they're worth because you really because some dork who's good at the internet knows how to buy them up immediately it's so aggravating there that's him that's all i had to say that's a 56k i'll be honest i i get it dylan i'm frustrated i got some shoes that i would like and like a bunch of people bought them they put them on stock x for way too much money and i'm sitting here and i'm like i'm just trying to get some like trying to get some skates i'm trying to staunt dave's had some heat on his feet lately

are you low-key like do you have your own StockX promo code that you've been using for yourself? I bet you didn't get those from fucking Nike. I got it from that site you sent me, DocX. Oh, yeah. You do like that. I don't know what that means. DocXX. No.

We're not doing that. What? Doing what? You asked. I just want to buy sneakers, man and it's not that hard just buy different pair don't buy don't like what pairs only they only the hideous ones are available no yeah or or like maybe i'll find some shoes i really like they're available sizes like six and seven and then 14 and 15 six or seven seriously, you can't buy like normal size shoes if they're good looking.

Why don't you just get Crocs? I'm not going to be a Croc guy. Do the Crocon tweet. Is there a chance that your Knights will have to play the Crocon? That sucked. I originally thought they were an mls team and i realized they weren't put that cricket drop on there chirp chirp it's not how they sound chirp chirp hey i saw an owl on my neighbor's chimney last night it's very cool i got a photo i got a photo that's

sneaky sneaky my favorite bird sneaky an owl i mean the ball the bald eagle is hard to beat i understand that. But owls are sneaky like so cool. Yeah, it's a good-ass owl, David. Dude, horned. That's a good-ass owl. Dude, horned up. Dude's just up there.

Do you think they ever want to get off that sleep schedule? Just like be awake during the day? That one's daytime. Is this about to be an ad read? No. Is that early bird read? Yeah. I'm like, damn, I'm tired of being awake at night all the

time yeah what if there's a melatonin gummy that could fix all those owls problems just kidding um yeah why do they stay up at night just for hunting purposes they have an impeccable eyesight at night there it is there's a male and a female in our neighborhood so you'll hear the male on one side and you'll hear the female answer. Mating call? It's pretty sick. I don't know.

He's like, come get this. I thought I heard some owls fucking recently. Come get this, owdy. I'm sure the mating call doesn't sound like that. It's really inappropriate. Awesome, man. One single crumb. Please.

That's an owl. Just a desperately horny horny owl literally anyway good steam you guys done steaming freaking willie beeman over here i just want to say i'm not steaming because it's just part of the game but i'm getting allergy tested on wednesday i've been off antihistamines have to do it a week week out can't take any allergy meds you're off antihisties yeah so my game's been in a weird place lately it's because i'm not on those hists offline off antihisties it stinks damn dude i know life's so hard for me god does give his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers though he's going through it man dude i'm getting smoked dave's anti-anti-histamines right now yeah i hope that i hope that guy's girlfriend who snapchatted me saying stop about your uh allergies is that what he's listening is that means pro histamine if he's anti-anti

what's up with those histies dude folks the histamines are back what's a histamine what's a histamine your body's immune response to something like white blood cells things of that nature i might have gotten i don't know don't tell me email dylan tell him if i got it right dylan at washmedia.com histamine glycerine is what he's doing it's bush shout out gavin rostow i actually knew that one i did he played that he played that set in the rain man he looked all hot shirtless cool man you're hot oh he's getting struck by lightning he didn't he's fine married gwen stefani a lot of people don't know that they got divorced she's now married to Blake Shelton upgrade or downgrade music wise

purely music I say downgrade Blake Shelton stinks baby who did Gwen Stefani date she was married to Gavin Rosdale oh she was speaking in the same web I saw my dad

had a cowboy magazine the other day that had Miranda Lambert on the front. Hadn't seen her in a while. M. Lamb. It was good to see her. It was good to see her. What's the name on that magazine, partner? We need some new material down at the saloon. Yeah.

It's called Playgirl. I'm just kidding. My dad doesn't read Playgirl. Playgirl. Is that the one with naked dudes in it? I think so. Is that a real magazine? There was definitely Playgirl. Playgirl? Is that the one with naked dudes in it? I think so. Is that a real magazine? There was definitely Playgirl.

They have it at the Dick Saloon, but not at my parents' house. Got some vintage copies down at the saloon. Might be a little dust on the magazine. Don't let it fool you about what's inside. The pages might be stuck together. Don't mind it. What does that mean? Just go on through. Wait, what is your dad's cowboy sauce all over it i don't know okay new

york city new york city is he gonna break news let's hear from our friends over at mizzen in maine before we have brett break some news for us i'm not gonna lie we have these little notifications now uh that like let us know where packages are coming from and i have a mizzen and main package that has been en route to me and i cannot wait for this thing to arrive you know what i bought you know what i got no it's button down shirt season david i could have gone with some other stuff i could have maybe gone with a sweatshirt maybe a sweater they got a ton of stuff going on right now but i was like you know what i've got a wedding coming up in two weeks and i need a new crisp white shirt. And so I went with

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That's $35 off, and you go to m-i-z-z-e-n-a-n-d-m-a-i-n.com use our promo code circling hey dylan get brett's ass in here let me go get him go get brett's ass bring it in here yes sir it's pretty trash that brett wasn't ready to come in here but no dude he's just like he's just in here dude he's just not on on the same wave as us right now no we're not the same dave will you be honest with me? Did you put vodka in that cold brew? Are you drinking a Delco espresso martini today? No.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Brett. What's in the box? Welcome to the program, Brett. Thank you, Brett. It's been a minute since I've been here for a Brett's Breaking News. I know you've done one in the last couple weeks, but we thought we'd bring you on to talk real quick.

Yeah. I get a lot of breaking news for this episode. If you want to, we just dive right in. How's it going so far? So we're saying it's the best episode ever. Have you and Dylan worked things out? The beef has not been squashed. He has extended his apology.

I have yet to accept it. Okay. We're halfway there. Yep. We're getting there. Getting there. Hey, Dylan, since it's your birthday, happy birthday, by the way. Thanks, man.

Do you want to go? Hot sauce, more like hot water for Tetris Pete, y'all. It's a callback to Dave's headlines. Okay. Uh-oh, Will DeFreeze. Drudgerous Slippery Slope Kids. Oh. Rocket Man burning out his fuse up here with his potential wife or the merriman spooky

monster bash 2 menu twice as spooky this this is a loaded loaded menu by the way there's a lot loaded oh let's start with uh-oh will defreeze sure you would start with that uh-oh will defreeze netflix will begin charging extra user fees early next year yeah who cares netflix is falling off anyway just keep those uh keep your family tight will i know you got uh a little password sharing might be going on over there in the group text yeah i mean there's some people out there who have criticized me for being on my brother-in-law's netflix account that's a fair criticism just saying look out extra four bucks a month coming to you early 2023 i'll do something similar for our patreon yeah but does that just charge the person that has

the account yes it does okay well he'll never see those of us got him hey dave you familiar with texas pete yeah what about it well the hot sauce is under fire for not being made in texas nor are any of their ingredients made in te, nor is really anything based off Texas alone. Somebody is suing them on grounds of false advertising on behalf of him and all of Texas Pete. Hey, are you serious? I'm serious. Dave, I'm serious. Where's this stuff made?

New York City. Why are you trying to North carolina or texas texas pete i feel like i've been lied to a complaint filed on behalf of all people in the united states who have purchased texas pete asked the court to force texas pete to change its name and pay up to the man who filed the complaint i'm behind this trade practice i'm very behind this this happens uh quite often in business very de deceptive. Like some businesses will say, we're an Austin company, but you're really like in Cedar Park or Dripping Springs. Can't do that. Damn, expose them, Dave.

It's very popular to say you're from Saratoga and not be from Saratoga too. Keep an eye out out there. Who are you talking about? I don't know. Hey, Will. What up? It me. This dude was, a man was arrested for punching his friend.

Okay. In there. Guess what he did? Tried to sell him soap as drugs. I thought you were going to say... Madison Police. Madison, Wisconsin, Chester. Went to Howard's.

Yeah, he walked into a bar and some of the boys were already there, absolutely vibing. Well, Madison Police say a person was punched by his friend when they tried to sell fake drugs that were actually soap on Thursday morning. Police were called to the area just after 1 a.m. What drugs pass for soap or soap? It's a great question. They were told one person called the police have attempted to sell soap as drugs to their friend. According to police.

He's baking soda. What are you doing? The friend suspected something was not right and decided to test the fake drugs by licking it, discovering it was actually soap. At least it wasn't rainbow whatever they're smuggling across the border. Oh, fentanyl? Wait, how did this news story get out? Did they get in trouble? Well, he was arrested.

Oh. So his buddy sold him fake drugs, so he punched his buddy. His buddy then called the police. Major narc vibes all around here. It's tough. madison wisconsin you know those kids kids these days and then uh that's college town in america that's what they say a russian cosmonaut or so the russians a russian man or excuse me a man claiming to be a Russian astronaut, aka a cosmonaut, allegedly scammed a Japanese woman into paying for his return trip to Earth and vowed to marry her once he landed.

Hold on. Read the second part of that again. I'm sorry. A Russian astronaut allegedly scammed a Japanese woman into paying for his return trip to Earth from the International Space Station and also said he would marry her once he landed. She's just dumber than a... Was she not sold on paying for it?

And he was like, okay, I'll marry you if you do it. The 65-year-old woman, he found her on Instagram in June. She then paid him $30,000 in five installments in order to pay for his rocket home and the landing fees in japan it's a good scam what's a rocket home like a rocket the rocket to get him home to get him home oh rock okay so this dude's just scrolling ig in space that's yeah i have a lot of questions here. How can you be so stupid? First of all, I think it costs a lot more to buy a rocket than $30,000.

Are people just casually returning themselves from space in Russia? Usually these are funded by the government, like the space programs. Not private citizens. Not Japanese women? They're pretty busy nowadays. Not rando ladies?

$30,000 for a rocket. Yeah. How did he get the rocket? busy nowadays not rando ladies 30 grand for a rocket yeah like just and they're like when how did he get the rocket once he was already in space yeah who do you i don't even know who you asked for that just you can't just hop on like rocket.com and have one shipped to you if you rocket mortgage yeah if you have a rocket home do you use rocket mortgage we got there. Anyway. It's so stupid. Keep breaking news, bud.

What's Canadian Dave doing here? I don't know. Hey, man. I'm going to pee so bad. Oh, yeah, bud. Lastly, the Merriman Spooky Monster Bash menu has been set. Cheese balls or nah? Oh, my cheese ball.

Ready for the dessert cheese ball. Yeah, I'm here for the dessert cheese ball. Apparently it's midwest or shout out to the midwest promise dylan's going will's going i think remember that time last year dylan didn't go to your spooky monster bash i couldn't man it's almost as bad as when he went and saw lcd without will dude people don't talk about that enough right uh no word if randy's gonna stay till three in the morning again this year didn't even cost and dan i have news i might be a little late i'm trying to get ahead of this it might be a little late okay make sure you load up on canned cold brew for dan for dan's me drinking those deltini's okay i i tried to i tried to get one of those big the big skeletons some lady on craigslist

said she had one in northwest austin yeah did you go get it from her no i didn't some for whatever reason the post was removed so what's the she's probably up charging that i don't know she just said she just just got her hands on one so oh but apparently it wasn't there anymore somebody bought it already i guess i still think it could have been dave but why is it me now it was him earlier and that was me i don't know dylan made a pretty convincing case that it wasn't him it is kind of near my neighborhood i think i might be creeping around uh in dylan's bushes later trying to see if he's got any skeletons bring your literally bring your manscaped he's a peeping time hey that's close call me time i'm peeping

just saying it's a bad night to be a watermelon feta skewer that's all i'm saying okay no one's doing watermelon feta skewers at their their halloween that's not spooky no no no balsamic if you guys don't remember those are two key ingredients in the chub salad oh i see what brett's doing i see what brett's doing i don't think you're grasping this dylan just said it it's the juxtaposition. Of what? The moist, sweet watermelon with the feta. Oh, okay. Whatever feta tastes like. And a dash of balsamic. Just to really...

Don't put those on it. I have some wheels breaking news. That's gross, Dave. Y'all are so horny all the time. What? Balls on it. Jesus. You're horny all the time. What? Balls on it. Jesus. You're horny too, dude.

What's your problem? Man. What's up, Will? I don't know where I'm getting it from for lunch, but I have an announcement. You're using a Zod card? I'm getting fried chicken. Ooh, it's chicken. You are hungover, dude.

I knew it. I don't think I am. I don't think I feel hungover, but I think that I'm making decisions in life that are leading me to think that maybe I am. You're trying to make yourself hungover? I don't think I was. I didn't wake up hungover at all. Well, have fun with that chicken, man.

I bet if you go down to our old office, they're getting like KFC or something. I might just go to Popeye's. Love that chicken from Popeye's. Should we get out of here? It's been a long-ass episode, man. Yeah, we out here. The boys chicken from Popeyes. Should we get out of here? I got to go. It's been a long-ass episode, man. Yeah, we out here.

The boys were mobbing today. Let's go. Dave clearly has to pee. Should we keep recording? No, no, no. Let's keep recording. Hey, thanks for tuning in, everybody. Thanks for having me, guys.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.