Circling Back - Staring At The Sun

Episode Date: April 8, 2024

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all right we're back it's a circling back podcast you can't see shit in these eclipse glasses i'm dave i'm gonna host today guess who's here though It's none other than producer Randy, and he's doing great. What's up, brother? Game day, game day. All right. Doing chivalry in the building. It's not game day. It's eclipse day, Randy. You can't see anything out of these glasses. You really can't. Like, it's just pitch black.

I'm so pissed off I forgot my croquis. Ooh, I have some in the whip i can i can hook up you brought your croaks dude i always keep them with me you never know you need to croak up oh i need my croquis i need my flofers too i don't know if you remember but i was in a frat so i forgot about that hang on i got them at the ready all right that's not gonna you took them off i took them off it's just it's very hard to pod when you can't see fucking shit what's up fam you know i like these i do see a guy who's not going to be with us long not because he's got a date with destiny but because he's going to the masters it's will so where's clips performing today in uh austin texas dude kind of everywhere

damn did the eclipse already happen because when i have these these glasses on it's so dark out right yeah uh yeah that's this simulates bro let's go out this afternoon did i fuck up by not going to the masters on monday so i could get master's eclipse glasses dude you need to go dig through the trash oh i'll be i will be on high alert i will be on high alert those are mega swag how much can those sell for on eBay right now? You need to get them. You need to cut out the sunblocker and just wear them as dope glasses. I don't know, man. What's your problem?

Hey, man, you're being kind of a bitch today, dude. Oh, dude, you got major jealous guy energy of someone who's not going to the mask. For a guy who's been to the masters, for you to be jealous, I'm the one who should be – Dave should be fucking pissed. I should be, but I'm not. I'm happy. Yeah, but practice round, does that really count? Yeah, it does.

Does that really count, Dave? Dude. What's your mindset like right now? I don't know. I'm kind of anxious about everything. Not anxious. That's a bad word. I'm like worried about everything right now.

Like what if something goes wrong? What's going to go wrong? I don't know, dude. There's a rogue rainstorm. You're going to watch guys skip it across the shit at 16 i guess i don't know skip it across the shit you mean the water i'll be honest i've done zero research about this entire situation so it's that's augusta nationals where they play it yeah it's a four day it's augusta it's a four-day tournament starts th it's Augusta. It's a four-day tournament. Starts Thursday and Sunday. Yeah.

There's a cut after Friday. Damn, I live in the cut. Sandy Lyle. Oh, he's not playing anymore, is he? Hey, what if you went to the drive, chip, and pot? But that was all you went to. I would rather save my trip. Is that the matter?

Did you go to the Masters? No, that is not. That actually doesn't count. What's cool is that they're driving,ipping in their children they're doing all three their children hey you put those together maybe add in some irons some iron shots why don't they add a little pissing on a three wood into the par five dude they need a flop shot category yeah that'd be sick these kids need to flop it these kids who won tiger woods he's man in his 40s randy randy came in today just dropped the ball on the ground like i'm not doing well

yeah we can save it for this weekend and recapping this weekend in fun, but I am hurting. This is 30 guys, man. I'm old now. Randy, what are you going to do tonight if there aren't onions being caramelized within the confines of my kitchen? If Purdue loses, it's because you didn't do your

onion shit. I was very appreciative that you did cook onions. I sautéed onions or I caramelized onions during the Elite Eight game as well as the Final Four game, but I will not be able to caramelize any onions tonight as I will not be at my house. I'm going to just take it as they won more

games outside of you caramelizing onions, so I think they'll be fine. I hope. I don't know. Yukon's who you need to bring some for your pimento cheese sandwich. It's true. Just bring them in your pocket. My fanny pack today. It's all ready to go in my, uh, my backpack. You have your camera. I do. I do. Yeah. Yep. Tell us about this new camera. I don't know. I don't know. It's probably like, I have major concern just going to fuck up and I'm going to lose a bunch of film.

Wait, I have a dumb question. Yeah. Can you not bring like a phone and take phone pics? No. Oh, but you are allowed to bring a click camera. Yeah. Okay. Did not know. Yeah.

As I've never attended a practice, I have only like actual. Just the camera. Just the camera. Why'd you look at me? Why'd you give me a cocky snapback? That was me, dude. You know Dave's never been. Yeah.

You just hear little clicks all over the place now? Like we're back in 1994? Yeah. Okay. Sure. That okay sure that's kind of cool sure surprised you didn't know that i've never been to a practice round you sound like the kind of guy who thinks that they have cart paths out there in terms of excitement i'm like 95 excited to see the course and like five percent excited to see the pros as you should it's more like 98 too we've been so spoiled by the pga Tour throughout our life that going and seeing these guys play is really cool every time, but it's not essential

that I see certain people. Just seeing the course is all. You got to interview Tom Hoagie with me. Take pictures of the cart paths for proof. You did. I will find one single path that a cart can go on when do you

come back wednesday wednesday i will i would like to call in wednesday if timing allows and if things go well okay um i should be at the airport while you guys are recording if i'm not i should be somewhere stable i don't really have much to do on this trip other than attend the masters you should go to the cell phone lot they have a lot at the airport specifically for cell phones. Have you seen that? I've never understood how cell phones can actually drive their cars to the lot. It's pretty bizarre. You ever been in there? I have, yeah.

I don't get it. It's an all-time place to get robbed to me because everyone's just sitting staring at their phone waiting for someone to text them. So everyone's got their head down suddenly you got a bullet through your head you're sitting there okay i don't i don't know if you have to absolutely commit the murder it was a drive-by fruiting no it wasn't that's a different type of thing it wasn't you're throwing fruit lime citrus hey man go to youtube.com circling back randy tell them about the premieres that you've been nailing i i messed up one time that was during producer week so it's fine yeah no we uh every monday and wednesday the episode will be premiering on youtube all that means is that it'll be a live

viewing and you can be in the chat with other people so hop in if you want to that's 2 30 central time you can you can uh comment on our jokes in real time. So exciting. Tell people what works, what didn't. Be like, didn't land. Probably doing a little much. Dave needs to just dial it back a bit. Will's got the glasses on again.

I don't think I'm going to use them. You're just going to trump it? Yep. Okay. I'm built different. Like the instrument? I don't know how this is going to play from a plane. Are you going to bring those on the plane?

Yeah, of course I'm going to bring them on the plane. Are you more likely to get sun damage to the retinas if you're on the plane? No, I'm worried they're going to be like, if you're on this side of the plane, put your window down. We don't want any retinas burned out. No, they're not going to be like that. I'll fucking do it again. I'll fucking do it again.

That's Trump. Have you thought about what a Boeing plane might have happened to it during an eclipse? No one's thought of that. No. No? What if it's not eclipse ready? What if the light never comes back on? What if it just stays dark forever?

If you miss it, you can catch the next one, which is about 300 years from now. I don't think I'll be alive for that unless Brian Johnson's tactics really start kicking in. What if it's just his penis that survives? Because it's a penis play, no? Yeah. They still have Rasputin's dick in a jar. Dude, they should put his dick in a box. Rasputin's dick is in a jar somewhere?

Yeah, look it up. He was a real scumbag. I know who Rasputin's dick is in a jar somewhere yeah look it up he was a real scumbag I know who Rasputin is but like you know what kind of meat is he some people don't oh is he working with it was a sizable piece I feel like the only thing I know about Rasputin is he's got his meat in a jar what's sizable from back then look it up you can see it's in the jars it was it was he was known for being a well-endowed man Ras's butan penis hey also check out our sub stack wash.substack.com we've got some content flowing out of there you never know you might get a calm except for friday then you know you're getting washed weekly people will love it um this previous week what did we got will doing what did you do what was your friday a fat we got? Will doing a, what did you do?

What was your Friday? A fat ass bruiser. You did a fat, you did. You did cover up all the gums. No, on Friday I wrote, I did a timeline, a 1700 word timeline of my trip to Las Vegas with Brett. Where Brett showed me that I don't know how to drink anymore. Yeah.

I talked about the post-grad problems subreddit where circling back listeners are just trolling people on there in a very funny way. Very, very funny way. Imagine if you were one of those people and you were just sitting there and you were like, you were so down bad that you went to this post-grad problems. I need career advice. I'm drowning in my career path. I can't

move up the ladder at all i don't know what to do i have all this student debt i need to pay off and someone's like hey man how about you throw a fat ass dip in yeah hey what if you bought a bluetooth speaker i think one of my favorite was the one that was it hard to say and it was all four different people coming like clearly yeah like come on man i mean like yeah people are doing bits that you can't even like figure out. Like there's no way you're going to get to the bottom of what's going on. It's a tough scene in there sometimes. Yeah.

That's been kind of under the radar, sneaky, funny thing we've been looking at for like the last five years. Yeah. And Dave, you did a hog reveal for your column in the last one, right? Yeah. I got to interview David Hogg. No, I, um, I just did my staple, but I did reveal, I did reveal some things. Um, I didn't, I didn't hog,

but I guess I'll say for this weekend and fun, I did fuck up a skirt steak. Why? Cause I just didn't marinate it correctly. And the citrus didn't do its job. And when not everybody's clicking and doing their jobs, bad things happen. And you get steak that i'm gonna eat for leftover lunch today how about that that's why i brought my giant yeti cooler in today okay they brought a whole yeti cooler in for his lunch yeah i did i did is it a coffin cooler it's not a coffin i didn't wheel in the coffin let's recap this weekend in fun presented by Mugsy. Oh, shit. I'm leaving in a few minutes here,

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Has it right to your cart. Check it out, Muggsy.com. Will, your weekend. Just a massive weekend for me and the lads. Sat at home. I was on solo dad duty as my wife was on a bachelorette party in New Orleans, Louisiana. Got them to bed Friday night. Ate some leftover chicken tenders that I had prepared in the air fryer. These were frozen. I did not actually bread these myself, as I do not know how to do that, and I don't trust myself making chicken most of the time. Dude, I hit that new Vampire Weekend album. Put it on the sound system.

Getting a lot of buzz. It's good. It's good. I like what I've heard. Good 10 songs. Not a lot of buzz. It's good. It's good. I've liked what I've heard. It's good? Good 10 songs. Not a lot of skips. Dylan either sneaky likes Vampire Weekend or would like or would just absolutely despise

everything that band's about. I'll be honest. I'm not too familiar with their... I mean, I've heard of them, obviously, but I don't really know their stuff. We'll run it this afternoon. It's going to get a second spin at the airport in a few minutes here. Wow. You know I got it on vinyl already.

I actually bought it on vinyl yesterday. I got it two days ago. I liked it so much that I was like, this gets the nod. And they're a band I very much enjoy. Saturday. Oh, and Saturday I finally did something that I've been trying to do for a long time.

I got Fritz hooked on Austin FC. We put on the jersey. I showed been trying to do for a long time. I got Fritz hooked on Austin FC. We put on the jersey. I showed him that they were wearing a similar jersey on the television, that they were about to play a game. Did you guys by any chance watch this Austin FC match on Saturday night? Did not. All of it via Twitter. They were down 2-0, and then they scored two goals in about six minutes

to tie the game. And then they won it in the 100th minute of the game. Absolute scenes. What a time. Was Fritz still dialed in? No, no. He had been long asleep at that point, but he did learn a chant.

Alright, alright, alright, alright. You understand the rest? Wooderson. All right. He loves it. He loves it. He's doing the Buick thing.

I'm going to. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I thought he was doing the, my wrist is fine for Mighty Ducks 2. Woke up, pain was gone. No. Pain's still there. Sorry.

Yeah, so I got him hooked on it. It feels good. It's an enjoyable time uh also got him he's addicted to watering the flowers kid just can't get enough water i'm afraid he's gonna kill them all so it's good water bill's gonna be high and flowers gonna be dead and that's that do you use an attachment or are you doing like oh thumb method? I'm an attachment boy for sure, dude. You can't thumb it. There's a thumb method. You can thumb anything. Yeah.

You can't thumb it. You can thumb anything with a hole. You tell me you never thumbed it. You know what I'm talking about when you create the mist? Of course. Why are you acting like that's so crazy? Sorry. Oh, sorry.

I don't have attachment money. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm showing your privilege right now, dude. You got attachment money? We can buy you an attachment. Those things are like six bucks. Yeah, you'm sorry. You're showing your privilege right now, dude. You got attachment money? We can buy you an attachment. Those things are like six bucks. Yeah, you get one.

They break. They do. They break. If you leave them out by the side of the house, they don't really make it through the winter. Sounds like a killer weekend. Yeah, man. Do you need to get out of here?

I mean, yeah, in a few seconds. Can I talk about my weekend while you're sitting here? Yeah, you can. Pretty solid weekend actually uh was with parks friday saturday just went on a bike ride uh we went swimming on friday that was lit where uh in my place just a pool there i try to talk him into going to barton springs and meet up with sauce actually but he wasn't into it he says it's too cold he told me sauce was swagless. Did you see that Sauce actually saw... You might know him from True Detective. Woody

Harrelson. What a text message that was. Tell them about the text. Got a text from our friend James, a.k.a. Sauce. He was at Barton Springs. He goes, dude, Woody Harrelson from True Detective Season 1 is here. I'm like, wait, okay, hold on a sec. I'm 40 years old.

We might know him from this. He's been a staple in my life for, I don't know, 20 plus years. But he did come around and correct it. He goes, okay, how about this? Woody Harrelson from White Men Can't Jump. I said, that's much better. There you go. I'll take that.

Pretty funny text from Sauce. Yeah, we didn't go to Barton Springs, but we still got to swim off. Saturday, I went to my dad's. Saw some family. Had some barbecue over there. Had a few frosty boys. And then Parks had a baseball game on Sunday afternoon. More on that in a little bit.

And, yeah, played my Zog card. Went to Pine House yesterday. What did you go with? I went with a lady friend of mine. No, no, no. I mean like Zog. Oh, what did you go with i went with a lady friend of mine no no i mean like jaw oh what did i go with i said this guy we've been doing the uh the pepperoni basil and i add sausage to it and it's gas it's really really good and of course a pizza, yeah. And maybe an electric jellyfish also. Somebody was a bad boy.

I was a bad boy. To electrify it. It was electrifying. And that's it, man. Pretty sore weekend. Fantastic. I'm just getting geared up for this eclipse, man. Come on.

I have eclipse fever. I got bad news. If you got like $1,000 for every jellyfish that you could take down, every hazy boy. In one sitting? In one sitting. How many could you do? $1,000 for every jellyfish that you could take down, every hazy boy. In one sitting? In one sitting. How many could you do? $1,000? Yeah.

Does he have to keep it down? Yeah, you have to keep it down. Five? Everything stops if you throw up. If you throw up, you owe all that money. I don't throw up from drinking, though. I don't throw up from drinking. No, I want him to drink to capacity.

Okay. I'm out. Hold on. Go ahead. You don't throw up from drinking? I don't throw up from drinking. Last, I want him to drink to capacity. Okay. Hold on, hold on. Go ahead. You don't throw it from drinking? I don't throw it from drinking. Last time I did, I was in high school. I bet if you tried to max out on electric jellyfish hazy IPAs, you would throw up.

There's no way you could keep that down. I could keep seven of them down. There's no way. Seven? I don't believe that. For $7,000? Sure. You've got cocky mannerisms right now.

I don't like it. Cocky guy? I'm saying four for me. Because two and I'm pretty much miserable. I've done a four pack before and I regretted it. I'm drinking fast. I mean, it's going to wreck the next two days of my life. You know what I drank the next day?

You know what I drank this weekend? What? I drank one thing and one thing only. You know, I talked to Big Game and Washed Weekly about going Red Stripe. Yeah. I pivoted. Pacifico. Rony.

Oh, Rony boy, dude. Yeah. Lil Rony. Nastro Ozuro. You know what it is. Oh, yeah. Every time I take the first sip of one of those, it's like half gone. It's so good.

It's so fun. I can't take it away from my lips. It's a very drinkable beer. It's a nice weekend beer when it's warm out but not too hot. But I think even in the heat, it plays. Did you delete any? Cool. Adam's favorite beer.

I drank a zillion. No, he did say it was his favorite. He said it was the best he's ever had. Cool, Adam? There's a difference. Yeah? There's a difference. Yeah. There's a difference. Our old intern, he came to the Christmas party at a very nice Italian restaurant in town.

And he had... Tell the story. Randy, you tell it. We went to a nice Italian restaurant for the Christmas party. And he drank, got a Peroni, and he took a sip of it and said, Wow, that is the best beer I've ever had. And like, this was news to him. And then him and I proceeded to go to a pop punk show and he crowd surfed and we both got COVID.

You guys got the entire company infected with the Corona virus, huh? Is it cool to be in the presence of someone who is literally having the best beer of their life right then? What a, what a night for him. Best beer he's ever had. And then he was crowd surfing like an hour or two later is that kind of sad that we'll probably never have that moment where we'll have like we'll take a sip of something or eat take a bite of something like that's the best blank i've ever had we we can still have those moments i don't know i just feel like we're on the wrong side

of best gotta be a wine or a bourbon out there you haven't had yet they're just gonna rock your shit you know yeah they've been calling me jason barolo lately because i've been on my red wine shit really yeah who was who exactly jr like everybody no just the waiter at the restaurant when i said hey can you please just call me jason barolo for the rest of the night remember when he fell down the stairs of that award show it was so embarrassing people have been calling me jason barolo because I fell down the stairs at Matt's All Rancho one time. You did. Damn, dude. There's not stairs in Matt's All Rancho. You look swag with those.

You can find this stuff. There's a stair. There's a stair. What Will said is not a joke. We watched him in slow motion fall down those stairs and into the metal tables. What was that event?

It was crazy, no? It was a crazy event. I think it was post Perlis Crawfish Boil, which is an all-you-can-drink event. So I don't claim any responsibility. Is that a different time than when you passed out at the table? Dylan, I'm not going to say. I think that was a different year of the perlis crawfish yeah i think by the same but same event different year yeah i think like there was a time when i told

sally like i don't want to go to the perlis no if we go to the crawfish boil i'm not going somewhere after because the last three years i've gone somewhere after and wanted to die the next day right what first year went to uh uh perry's no eddie v's eddie v's and got bananas foster why did you do that because we're idiots because they have all day happy hour in the bar on sunday yeah and then we did uh and then yeah matt's all right so the two years after and i just got no i can't do it okay hey that's a fun event highly recommend if they still do it i don't know if they do or not if you if you go to an event that's all fun event highly recommend if they still do it i don't know if they do or not if you if you go to an event that's all you can drink and you drink all you can drink you

shouldn't go to a second location after because you've simply drank all you can drink yeah you should probably go and sleep it off yeah what's do you guys have the odds makers i'm leaving it after i ask this question do the odds makers have any guesses for the number of beers that i'm going to take down tomorrow i'm going domestics by the way you that I'm going to take down tomorrow? I'm going domestics, by the way. You said you're going to break the record. Yeah. No, I'm not going to break the record. You're going domestics?

I'm going domestics, yeah. What was the record on the sandwiches? 13 would be a record. Or at least it would beat the guy from last year. Somebody correctly pointed out, that's in play. They're small. It's not that bad.

Especially if you're walking up and down the hills. Not that bad. Well, that just said a guy did it last year. I bet there's some dude out there who did like 31 years. They're basically like little snacks. Yeah. They're not big. they're basically well that just said a guy did it last year i bet there's some dude out there who did like 31 years basically like little snacks yeah they're not big they're not big johns um i think you're gonna do i think you're gonna do eight tomorrow really i have me at like i have the line at five and a half you gotta stack the cups i don't know if i need to

stack the fucking cups and take them home but i have some already yeah they don't say 2024 it's true yeah it's not the one that you went to. It's true. It's true. All right, guys. I got to go. Get out of here. Bye. Have fun. It's been real.

It's been special. Have fun, man. It has not been real special. We'll see you, man. Okay. That was such a cocky mic swing. That was such a cocky mic swing. You don't have to swing the mic.

Jeez. Well, mic numbers. Let me see your mic swing. This guy's going to the Masters, man. Is he mic three? He's four. He's mic four. All right.

You're officially off. Bye. There he goes. I'm going to the masters man he's four he's mic four all right you're officially off bye there he goes proper dylan's camera wow what a send-off what a treat though does anybody even care what i did no i mean fuck do you want to hear about fucking t-ball it was a cute scene i know that it was it was good t-ball was good the weather saw it saturday morning yeah it was just kind of cool but humid but windy so you couldn't figure out what you needed if you needed a blanket not me but for the ladies uh t-ball is going well uh we're two and oh we're not keeping score i'm just kidding it's it's a weird deal um but uh two for two he did not hit the t which you love to see a lot of kids get up there there's some kids who get up there and they swing hard and they got good swings but they smoke the t and you're like okay just get

on with it hit the ball yeah it just gets up there he doesn't swing very hard he's also three and uh doesn't really he's the smallest one out there but he he connects and this time he did not run after the ball he dropped the bat ran out of the baseline a little bit but he got to first kids learning ran to second uh when it was time and then when they were just sending them all home he ran from second to home which you don't see a lot of people doing. It was actually against the rules. He went right through the pitcher's mound. Oh, really? Yeah.

He charged a mound from second base? He did. Yeah. Yeah, he did. Okay. Just right into home. That's great. Yeah.

It was fun. It's cute, man. We had a big outdoors weekend, man. It was low-key. was doing peronies went to the park and found a good park a couple weeks ago and we've been going ever since uh brought randy brought our dog to the park he was good which you love to see you never know how dog you know gets in that situation where there's hundreds of people. He was good. We had a lot of fun.

I tried a recipe. I've been in on this Daryl, cooking with Daryl. He's a rollback guy. But there's his recipes. He knows his way around the kitchen, a little bit on the grill. He had a skirt steak burrito bowl recipe that I wrote about, said I was going to try it. And I did. And the entire thing is premised on marinating it, letting it sit in citrus fruit juice to tenderize a little bit. So did some orange, did some lemon or some lime, excuse me, let it sit for a few hours.

I don't know what I did wrong. It was not tender in the least bit. In fact, it was quite chewy. I mean, you're pretty much just swallowing whole meat, which you don't want to do. But it was good, and I'm eating it left over. Everything else but that was good. If you can deal with some meat that's just in no way tender and a little bit jerky-like, you're going to like the way you look with these.

I guarantee it. Last night, oh, Will's back. the way you look with these i guarantee it last night oh will's bag what's up dog what happened they cancel it is my mic up yeah let me let me i gotta yeah i move the camera back no uh is the eclipse here early no sally locked me out of my car so i gotta like chill here for a few minutes oh that's classic sal yeah she came toally locked me out of my car so i gotta like chill here for a few minutes oh that's classic sal yeah she came to pick up something out of the car and uh just locked locked my keys in there which is not ideal imo wait don't you have on star you can unlock it i don't pay for that shit dude no i'm in my old car oh and while it has that it's one of those

services where you have to pay for it in order to unlock your car. You heard about this? I did. I thought about shattering the window, but I'm not under that big of a time crunch. It just means that I'm going to get on the flight a little hungry. Shout out to the Atlanta airport, though. I think they got like – You got to be hungry?

I think it's a great food airport. What are you guys talking about? My weekend. You want to hear about t-ball and me fucking up a skirt steak i already knew you did that i knocked out three more episodes of generation kill my rewatch did you have you finished curb this season yet no i gotta do that we'll have one more i have like five more one more you always ask and i always think that you're about to say like dude you need to but you always

just are like yeah i haven't i haven't either we've been slowly going through it's shogun season on this flight today though no you starting it shogun yeah uh i've just heard such good things about it that like why not why not go in during a time that's like i got nothing else to do i thought you might paying for wi-fi i thought you might run back um gl paying for Wi-Fi. I thought you might run back Glenn Powell, Sidney Sweeney. It's not the worst idea. It's not the worst idea. I have Shogun downloaded. That's really it.

Yeah, I had this whole grand idea of starting Shogun, but somebody in my house, not going to name names, wanted to just randomly watch Peaky Blinders. By the order. Which I'm fine with. What the Peaky Blinders? Got Shogun I got'm fine with. What the Peaky Blinders. Got Shogun I got to start. I'm out on Shogun. Okay. Not my jam.

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No. I want to be careful because I don't know who's going to listen. I'm certainly not going to single anybody out here. This song's about a little league altercation. But I think that baseball is the worst for this type of incident. Like it sets up, I don't know, parents just get so into this. I mean, this applies to all sports, I understand. But, man, there was a questionable call on the field. And to be fair, from my perspective, I had like a bad angle at it

because it was a play at the plate. We had one of our guys, we were hitting. One of our guys was trying to score. This was for the third out. This would have been the third out. Slides under a tag, and the ump calls him out. Are you allowed to slide in this league? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Slides under the tag, ump calls him out. I was exactly perpendicular to the play. So I'm basically even with home plate. The guy's running to home. So I didn't see. I couldn't tell if he tagged him or not. So I was quiet. I stayed completely out of it. I'm happy to even with home plate. The guy's running to home. So I didn't see – I couldn't tell if he tagged him or not.

So I was quiet. I stayed completely out of it. I'm happy to announce. Okay, I got to ask for context. Were you all out of coaches' challenges? Like did you all not review this one? Yeah, they don't do that. So there's a play at the plate,

and apparently the catcher missed the tag. Calls him out, third out. And it was – bases were loaded. It was a a big play the score was tied at this time did he emphatically call him out he went like that it was a fist bump okay you're out you're out 70 of the parents sitting around me just exploded just like stood up like no no just for a reminder just just to remind us how old are these kids uh eight and nine okay okay just i just wanted to make sure it's a travel team no this is no this is not this is not serious okay and so all the parents just like start just just losing their minds uh the the coaches on my team uh they also were you know arguing with the um

the so they have there's a four run max once you score four runs actually that didn't apply here because it was the third out never mind so it was the inning was over the other the other coaches also start chirping at our coaches and they quickly like hurry like get their guys off the field like not even give them a chance to like you know sort through the call and get it corrected and stay on the field like oh back to the dugout like hurry them off really really fast okay there's still some john going on who's john who's doing the main john who the parents the parents on on our side okay yeah the parents on our side um well like what kind of things are being said because like if this was a major league game there'd be swear words but are people just being like, come on up.

I'm going to share the kicker here in a couple of minutes. But at one point, there was a coach who had just – the coach from a previous game, he was hanging around watching. And he came over after things started to calm down. And he addresses our entire stands. And he goes, any more of that and you guys are going to leave. Can I just say that dude loves ball? Threatens to kick the parents out of the game and remove them from the field.

I love this dude. First of all, he's sticking around to see the rest of the games. He didn't say it in a friendly manner either. He was like very stern. Imposing lad? We will get you out of here. I was like, oh, this is getting too serious. Do you think this age is the breaking point for when parents like are like whatever doesn't

really matter to actually caring i don't know man like they're they're you shouldn't argue with the umpire well okay okay arguing calls is different than arguing like if your kid gets like if he's playing soccer and gets like a slide tackle into his knee and like he might get hurt or something. But like getting upset about calls is much different than getting upset about dangering your child. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so this is all going on. And then it continues on. Like there's still some chirping going on.

And finally, our head coach, justifiably so, walks over and addresses everyone. He goes, you guys have got to calm down. Like if there's an argument needs to be had, it's up to the coaches to do it please just stay out of it and he walks back to the dugout uh so this is all going on um there's still like it's just heated the coach from the previous game that i mentioned like threatened to remove parents he was just hovering just watching okay issue was warning he said any more any more arguing with the umpire and the game was going to get canceled forfeited here's the kicker the umpire is 13 years old he's a kid oh no maybe 14 certainly not driving age like he is a kid and he's like guys like it's like that's a little much man he's a kid so bad he's getting paid i understand i understand the heat of the moment like you want

your kids to succeed and like there's a apparently like the call was clearly missed the coach said he meant like the tag was missed by a good six to eight inches somewhere in there it was a bad call but like and i understand he the moment you like you want to stand up like no i heard his uh strike zone was a little inconsistent after your initial emotion kicks in you want to like chill out a little bit right and so uh it was just i was uncomfortable the whole time sitting there i stayed out of it it, happy to announce, didn't do a thing. But again, I didn't see the call. I heard you were calling him a GDI. It was bad.

It was bad. Oh, that's funny. And then after the game, we just – I was like – Like in front of the kids, you know, like that's – you got to be the parents, you know. You got to – you can't get into it like that. That's so awkward for the kid. It is awkward for the kid.

If you're picking for a mom or somebody's yelling, you're just like, oh, god damn. Yeah. Been there. Hey, been that kid in hockey. Oh, and apparently the team that we played, which, by the way, this is our first L of the season. This team is really good. Okay.

And there's – Yeah, yeah, the Elms are good. There's somewhat of a rivalry game here because this team beat us in the championship last year. Most of the kids on the team have been playing together for a while now. The year before, we beat them in the championship. So this is a rivalry game. The mom sitting next to me was like, this happens pretty much every time we play this team. What happens to the record books when these two teams meet?

You pretty much just have to throw them out the window. It's crazy. Crazy. It's a waste of paper. She was like like yeah this happens every time did you did the good guys lose yeah we lost that was it hey boys i gotta go all right bye all right man we'll see you for real this time yeah i guess for real all right buddy all right buddy we'll see you that's so embarrassing it was bad it was bad you mean can anybody go apologize i don't know i don't know i was thinking like there's no way the ump was a grown the ump deserved deserved an apology the kid deserved an apology as he was an eighth grader i mean he's he's dealing with a whole crowd of just angry parents who are like shouting at him.

I was in eighth grade once. Guys. I cannot imagine being in that situation. To his credit, he handled it extremely well. Did he clap back? He acted completely unbothered by it. So to his credit. It was just uncomfortable, man.

Yeah, I don't think I've ever been in that situation. It's not fun. Outside of one hockey game I can remember with my parents. It wasn't just my parents, but it was roller hockey. We did have a travel team that I was on, not to brag, but this wasn't even that. This wasn't the tournament team. There was some rule i can't

remember what it was power play something and my dad yelled he was thinking it was the end my dad you know stars had been in dallas for five years so my dad thought he was he knew everything about ice hockey yeah and the guy out the the ref was like that's not the rule my dad said oh yeah it is and he goes why don't you go look at the rule book? And my mom just goes, oh, don't worry. We will. And I was just like, oh, no. She probably didn't.

No, we didn't have to. No, you didn't look at the rule book. The internet was slow. And you hear. We're on 56K. You see stories in the news about these things escalating and like parents getting fights. I think someone's gotten shot on a football field, like parents and talk about little kids playing what's his name i think in the dallas area this happened not long ago like someone brought a a toolie out was it talib who was it his brother

i don't know like a professional athlete's like sibling oh really but it's oh man parents just get so into their kids' sports in an unhealthy way. I mean there's the whole South Park episode about the Little League. Yeah. And Randy just keeps on fighting everyone. It's a major problem. And before the season started, like their emails are sent out and like the coaches have to go through like this training course and like how to handle like escalating situations. So it's like a known problem for you know little league games not just baseball

obviously but kids sports in general and it's just man there's gonna be an email sent out yeah you're gonna have to be like hey there's gotta be we haven't had one yet i'm surprised at that but i'm sure it's coming and there probably needs to be one to be fair yeah um they don't serve beer at these things do they no no they have a fun dip and soda and gatorade and okay seeds and stuff um yeah the the t-ball thing it's it's just fun they don't keep score but um i can i can see given the level of seriousness i can see in some of the dad's eyes who are just helping out they want it to be something more like there's dads who walk up with a bat bag yeah for t-ball yeah with t-ball bats yeah like i just don't think you need that no no oh my god so uh we have plenty of games left

i will uh i'll update the record as things i kind of want to go you. I kind of want to go. You should. I kind of want to go. You should go. Come watch Parks play. I will. I'll chili dog it in the outfield like Chili Dog's dad did. Yeah. It's a cool little stadium too. I don't want to be too distracting to Parks.

He might get – he actually might play a little angry. I say stadium. It's a field. But it's a cool little situation there. What part of town is it? Central, right by the lake there, Town Lake. Oh, yeah. I can do that. Cool backdrop cool backdrop see the city it's cool okay randy i hear you got some memes to show us yeah yeah i think we need to post these soon all right we're pulling back the curtain here i i made some memes for the solar eclipse that we're going to post and uh dave wants to do

a live reaction to them so i guess i'm going to throw up on screen we're going to be yeah we're going to be transparent here we we're like hey don't show us these we want to look at them on the pod we'll post these we will post these memes on uh these going on washed or circling washed okay so you can go see them there go follow washed or you can just watch us on youtube you can see it there too that's true oh you got the eclipse gum i see some good i see some good meme in here all right i mean you know maybe i should just add myself in. Okay, you guys are on the screen, but where do I go first? If you hit the USB, this one's a video.

Oh. What do you mean hit the USB? Just turn up the USB. Oh, it's up, baby. Okay, hold on. There we go. There we go. We got a meme video?

Yeah. Oh, I forgot my scrolling on my mouse sucks so i have to physically click it there we go okay coming out of the gate strong we're going out of the shade strong that of course is the uh the wire meme uh and it said uh people all the people that bought filters for their phones oh that's okay okay i'm gonna give you a b because just because if you have clay davis in the meme then you're good thank you thank you thank you randy that's good uh you want you want to go ahead and read this one off dave you know there's at least one corny motherfucker who brought this into the office today and it is a uh photo of eclipse gum oh how do you rate that one b plus b plus give it a b minus you can do better okay well hopefully i do let's let's

let's move on to we know okay this is an engagement play we know this isn't going to be our best me this one was actually dave's right here this was this is dave's meme that i just made for him we got a timon sighting. Shout out Timon. Me to my coworkers around 1.30 today. It says, bro, let's go out. The problem with this meme is that it's very obscure and you have to know the reference. And I think the majority of people reading it

will not know that reference, but they might still enjoy it. Randy, look. It's in this play. I put some solo. That one's for us. This one's for us. This is A minus because you do it for us. You got to do what makes the company.

And I put the little eclipse glasses on. That's a, that's a nice touch. Hey, good job there, bud. Hey, no problem. That's the leader in the clubhouse thus far. Not just saying that. Cause it's mine. This is the Teletubby sun and I have put about to be the wildest game of peekaboo for this motherfucker. Hmm. I can tell Dylan hates it.

That one's my favorite. Where you at? Go ahead. I noticed that's the second use of motherfucker in the meme so far. I'm feeling dangerous this morning. It's game day. Game day. Game day. Sorry for cussing. It's fine. It's a fine meme.

If Randy likes it, then I'm okay with it. That's all that matters, man. I'm giving it a B. All right. So, so far, you've given only an A to your meme. Correct. This is the Abe Simpson, old man yells at cloud. And it says, everyone in the south right now. Yep.

My brother texted me this morning how it's just a sunny day up in the Chicago land area. Oh, yeah, yeah. And we're clouded. We're getting smoked here. Yeah, it's a Oh, yeah, yeah. And we're clouded. We're getting smoked here. Yeah, it's complete cloud cover, unfortunately. Could you, in theory, fly a drone high enough to peep above the clouds? I don't know how high drones go.

How high do drones go? They go high. I don't know if they... They don't go above the clouds high. What if you had like a UAV? Yeah, that one probably does. But I don't think Droney Hawk's getting up there. I don't think we got that type of technology. We should try it.

That's a, Randy, that's a good meme. Hey, thanks. That's a B. Okay. And then this one, of course, was also a Dave kind of one. This is the orange man. This is Donald Trump. He's former president running for president again.

It says it's him looking up at, what's he looking at? Like a plane, a bird? Nope, he was looking at the eclipse a couple of years ago. Just rolling the dice to see if I can get disability. 2017 solar eclipse. And you know what? He was fine for it. Which I tweeted during this, one of my favorite tweets I've ever done.

It's not that great, but it said, a whole squad going to the optometrist tomorrow. We're all looking up there you know just testing it out see what we could see and it's not safe folks how many people actually you'd be surprised really oh yeah so people will just shred their retinas looking at this shit shredna yeah so the rods and cones. Rhodes School. This whole thing falls during nap time. And they send out an email and they're like, yeah, we're not going to wake them up.

And they're like, it's not really worth the risk of them looking up and they don't really know. Smart. And at first I was like, well, y'all are cheating them out of this moment that may or may not even be visible. And then I was like, you know what? That's the right call. They're not going to remember. remember a lot of olds don't need to go look a lot of schools in the totality zone are just completely taking the day off i think they really anticipate bad traffic and just like potential like parks to school they're doing a cool thing so they're they have school today but they have invited parents to go up to school and everyone's going to go outside together i I'm going to bring a lawn chair up there

right when I leave here for lunch. I'm going to go watch the eclipse with my son at school. Can Randy and I go? No, only parents are allowed. It's just going to be Dave and I in the parking lot over here, just looking out together. I got to go to meet my friend. I think this might-

I got to go meet my friend for lunch. I think- Late lunch. I think there was- Hey Randy. Oh, I got two more. Oh, two more. That's a Trump meme, Orange Man. I don't support that, so D. Not cool, Randy.

This is Willem Dafoe looking up, and it's all the animals that don't know what's going on. Apparently the bats are gonna leave their little... South Congress, the bridge. That's cool. So you could do a very, very hyper local niche. The bats. If you wanted to. This is good. You're gonna do a very very hyper local niche the bathroom if you wanted to do this is good you're gonna do william defoe memes i'm gonna give you an a minus oh and

then uh this is this is my last one it's the the solar not the solar the polar express kid and it's a type of guy that's going to give you a bunch of solar eclipse facts that you didn't ask for yeah that's good randy i'm gonna give that an Thank you. And that is my memes. And I'll post them unwashed in probably now. I wish it was sunny today, man. That kind of stinks. Yeah. Kind of stinks. I thought we had the tech to potentially blow the clouds the other way.

Have we thought about that? Have we thought about getting some fighter jets and just flying around and blowing the clouds away? We're just getting a bunch of boxed fans, stacking them. I got to rewatch that video. I haven't seen that video in so long. The guy talking about the fighter jets and the hurricanes. Think about it.

You know the text there. Apparently there's another one in Texas in 2044, but it's not a total one. The next total one is, like I said, about 300 years away. That's fine. We might miss that one. When was the previous total one is uh like i said about 300 years away that's fine we might miss that one when was the previous total one i it's i don't know it's been you remember you're you're a little older than me by nine months but yes i am you remember the one when we were kids like we were doing like shoebox probably like elementary school i don't really remember it. I do remember that. It's probably, hell, it's probably 91, 92.

Great year. Good year. Cowboys are running in a form. Yeah. No, Randy, you did some good memes on the fly there. Yes. Where was Brett? Brett's going to be pit.

Where was he? I put him in there, so. I mean, he's probably, he's hanging out with people to go see the actual eclipse. He's somewhere in like West, not west Texas, but west of Austin. He's in Fredericksburg, right? Maybe, yeah. He's somewhere out Fredericksburg way. And they may have a better chance.

I think the further northwest you go from Austin, the better it is. I'm really glad that Rhodes isn't excited to see it. Like he doesn't know. I haven't brought it up around him. Because I would be really disappointed if, I bet you are, because Parks is probably excited to see it, right?'t know i haven't brought it up around like around him because i would be really disappointed if i bet you are because parks is probably excited to see it right or is he more into dinosaurs he's i don't know man i don't know how much this is moving the needle for parks you even wore your nasa hat yeah i got my nasa hat on you drank a cosmic earlier we were drinking i'm gonna save it i had the eclipse actually man i'm just saying it, we got some good omens for the Purdue game tonight with this eclipse.

I haven't verified this, but last time there was an eclipse in Indiana was 1863. Right, 1869, which when Purdue was founded. Wow, that's huge, man. I'm going to get our lawn chair over there. I'm going to go out there. I'm going to throw a fat-ass hula hood in, and I'm going to look up with my glasses on see about it okay exciting stuff man yeah i don't know man it's got my stamp of approval randy good memes dude thanks let's see if the the folks oh he did the stamps thing okay stamps yeah yeah yeah yeah okay look man when you're making decisions for your company

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Have you heard about this stuff? What's your favorite one? That it's like the end of times, basically. Rapture is happening and judgment will be had. And it's, yeah, this is the end the the end of days i don't think that's gonna happen i sure hope not i'll be fine with it honestly really yeah i got so much more i want to do i got you got so many fat ass dips to throw in i got yeah dude i got so much lucy at my house i gotta burn you got so many hooters to throw in man so many hooters i gotta yeah man yeah um anyway morgan wallen morgan

wallen what'd he do what does idiot do did he drop the n-word again no he didn't but he did drop a chair off of the sixth floor balcony of eric church's bar uh called chief in nashville chief's bar so the 200 block of Broadway. Yeah. Why is it so tall? I don't know. Authorities reported the chair landed approximately three feet away

from two officers. When the officers approached security to investigate the incident, staff members at the bar said 30-year-old Morgan Wallen was responsible for throwing the chair. I love that they didn't protect him. There's like this fucker again.

He's probably been causing chaos in that bar for him is probably not his first incident is what i'm trying to say witnesses reportedly told officers that they were standing next to wallen and observed him pick up the chair throw it over him and laugh he was taken into custody for the incident and charged with three counts of reckless endangerment for the two officers who were in the vicinity and for the danger to the public so was he aiming at the officers i would probably don't know that no i think he just blindly threw it off which is really stupid fucking moronic you could kill someone i don't know what these what kind of chairs these were you know if they were how heavy they were they could kill someone like uh what if they were the chairs from our conference room he would have been doing us a

real favor that was they are just a big heaping pile of shit and heavy and heavy yeah i tighten them up they're better now i fixed i fixed those chairs up yeah can we talk about what you did to the chairs in the bullpen oh i'm sorry i apologize about that i'm just sitting here i'm sorry tell people what are you doing i i was being a little annoying guy. You were being silly. I was being silly. I was being silly. And it was just me and Brett in the office. And I decided to take the chairs and put them around Brett while he was working.

So he would have to walk through them. In that process of putting them back, I accidentally mixed up Dylan and Dave's chair. What was the payoff? It was just you and him. Yeah. It was for my enjoyment. This is the kind of stuff you do when we're gone. Yeah, I like to annoy Brett.

Did it work? Did you annoy him? How annoyed was he? He was a little annoyed. I think you guys got more annoyed by the chairs. Yeah, because I had to adjust all my settings on my chair. I don't even have my chair anymore. I don't know who has it.

And Dylan's already adjusted his to his liking. So even if he got mine, I'm not going to take it. It was only your two chairs. So there was there. So my bad. I apologize only your two chairs. So there was there. So my bad. I apologize. I'm sorry, Andy. Just the lowest payoff bit.

You didn't even like record it. I'm glad you didn't because it wouldn't have been that good. The thing that was that you sit higher than Dylan. I did not expect that. So I thought I got him right when I put him back. Well, Dylan and I, people forget we're about the same height,

but he's got like half an inch on me. So I do have to sit a little bit higher. No, my feet just dangle in my office chair. That's such an ick. Yeah, I'm giving icks at this office. Like a zany Randy. Okay, I don't know if it was the sixth floor, but it was the rooftop. She pulls up to the bar for the first date and his feet are just dangling off the barstool.

Yeah. She just turns around and leaves like i can't do it it'd be funny to have uh sig uds in here to say like what we do that gives them the ick yeah that could be devastating yeah because i know there's some things of course there's obviously some of course you live with someone long enough there's you know not everything's gonna hit yeah ain't that true yeah yeah i don't know man i feel like this guy's kind of running out of uh like he wants to be outlaw country guy the thing like first of all your first your first uh strike shouldn't be um dropping a racial slur the thing about his fan base is that they're probably gonna love him more after this like all those dude parties you know will they be more mad about this or the other thing?

The other thing is completely forgotten. They don't care that he aggressively dropped the N-word. Very aggressively. And it was a hard R. I forget that he, I thought that maybe he did rehab, did some treatment, you know, after that, maybe rehabilitate his image, but also like, hey, I probably shouldn't drink if, like, I've got that play in my book yeah where i just kind of randomly scream that yeah uh

maybe after this because it these are felonies he did an interview with with michael strahan soon after that incident which just set him up with like just a very large black man to interview him which i thought was pretty funny i don't remember that at all yeah they sat him down with stray hand yeah okay they talk about the incident and saying that word they get to the bottom of it i don't know i don't know man this is tough yeah i um you want to know what i did no more than three days ago what's up i've been really beefing with Spotify, just kind of really hating what they're doing on my playlist. Their idea of a country playlist based on the type of country that I listen to is not what I think it should be. Meaning like if I'm really heavy into Sturgill,

Zach Bryan, Tyler Childers, those types, which are kind of the three of the more modern guys that I listened to over the last five years. Yeah. Well, they'll create me a playlist, but they'll throw a ton of Morgan Wallen in there. Yeah. I've gone in and I have deleted that artist from my Spotify, so he will not be served to me anymore.

I do have to admit, I think he has a good voice and he has some catchy songs. Definitely talented. I just can't bring myself to just fully dig in considering he's just kind of a shithead. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. A real wild card. card he is but ladies love him i don't know why he's not a not the most handsome man let me guess he's like on the right side of six foot i don't i don't think so i don't think he's a big fella okay yeah all right what's the latest on this eclipse? What's the cloud cover looking at? Where is it? Out of that window.

Where's the zone right now, Randy? South. I think it's probably in Mexico right now. We're getting hit like totality at 130 pretty much. So I don't have the map open. The clouds look not great, but it isn't like super overcast. Okay. Don't hate that. It's thick, but we might be able to still see through the clouds right now okay full disclosure and i think we talked about this this morning i thought driving in today was going to be chaotic just because

austin a destination city in the totality path there was nobody on the roads i think they they correctly like scared everybody away from driving i think people are hunkered down yeah or they're just they're out on like the highways and stuff like downtown austin has been fine for the next hour according to the um weather.com it has upgraded from cloudy to mostly cloudy oh that's good that's a good thing so we'll see is that good yeah okay from cloudy to mostly cloudy. Are you seeing tomorrow? Might be in for some big dog storms. Big time storms, yeah.

What do you want to do for Patreon tomorrow? Ooh. Good question. I just think we run back to some kind of conspiracy show. You think so? Just you and me. Maybe Randy. Tomorrow could be an interesting day for the Randy.

Tomorrow might not come if the world ends today. That's true. But we might have our the world ends today. That's true. But we might have our Boilermakers. That's true. Could be. Emergency Patreon celebratory pod. We'd have so much to say breaking down that game. Yeah.

Well, I'm doing a live posting right now of the clip memes. What's the line on that game, Davey? Do you know? Randy, do you know? Who's favored? I would assume UConn. UConn for sure. clip memes what's the line on that game davy do you know randy do you know no who's favored uh i would assume you can you can for sure yeah they're they were number one seed overall they have a guy who's almost as tall as zach edie on their team clingman he's like seven two yeah how

we feeling about zach edie tonight i you know i'm good as long as you know if he can draw the fouls like he does you know we'll see he does a thing that's really frustrating

if you have a very very large tall man as your center he gets stripped a lot dude I had the it's very annoying it's really annoying

if you're pulling for that team it's like why do you have the ball down low it makes him look so clumsy like you got stripped so many times yeah get it up dog what are you doing purdue's getting six oh that's a big line i might sprinkle

it's all going to depend on if we're hitting threes or not that's are you nervous oh yeah were you watching i think i might go to trifecta which is the purdue bar i gotta say they have a couple of really annoying white guards on that team braden smith fletcher lawyer did they there was one play where one of them caused a cause a turnover it wasn't even a crucial part of the game he was just like just flexing in front of the crowd and shit it's like dude get back to the fucking did you like the uh stadium shots from people and seemingly normal stadium seats that are like 300 yards away from their court? I didn't notice them.

Those arenas are just – it's not good. I'm very interested to see the fans. I know a lot of people that went to the game stuff, and this is the first time we're in the championship since 1969, which we put a man on the moon that year. I don't know if you knew that, Boiler Up. But we're a big basketball school. Indiana is like the basketball state.

So we travel well for sure. Yeah, you're not there. Yeah, I was thinking about going. And then like with the eclipse, all that stuff like that, I feel like coming out of Austin was going to be so much of a hassle. But then again, a lot of people, Indianapolis, and that's totality. You never told us what you did over the weekend. Yeah, I celebrated my birthday, even though I didn't know I was going to.

Where'd you go? I didn't get a call. So Friday, just went out to Las Perlas. Have you ever been there? It's a bar on 7th Street. That's a Texas Dives favorite, I believe. It's pretty cool because it's a tequila bar with tacos, but also conjoined to a whiskey bar that's kind of swanky and has pool

tables and a stage and it's like conjoined by a patio and they have like a small like rum uh tiki bar out there too so it's all the same establishment but three bars in one and it's really really good you been no okay so uh one of my friends girlfriends uh she took she she uh her hair caught on fire taking a picture of me at one point. It got into a candle. That was pretty funny. Was that the young lady on your Instagram story? Yeah. It was quite the funny memory.

She's fine. They put it out pretty fast, so not too much damage, but it was pretty funny. Then Saturday, I went out to a pop punk cover band. Did she run up to a toilet and do a do a perfect handstand on it and dip her the top of her head into it no no she didn't okay that's what you're supposed to do that's what you're supposed to do what's is it if you're an air do well home alone oh that's right okay yeah yeah joe pesci executes one of the most perfect handstands on a toilet you'll ever see very athletic yeah by the way

the toilet was filled with kerosene and not actually yeah just a sneaky good prank somebody should do a power ranking of every uh it's wild how those pranks all worked out perfectly to plan smart fucking kid yeah sociopath but smart yeah uh yeah then i went to a pop punk cover band or emo thing it was called emotion Avenue. So it was like ocean Avenue, but it's spelled emo. Nice. So did they play it? Uh, by the time I got there, they never played it. So maybe they earlier in there. And then Sunday I got drunk on my balcony, which I didn't think I was going to do. I have quite the bender that I was not planning on doing at all. And I'm very, very disappointed in myself. I got to say, you don't sound as bad as you would have a year ago.

Oh, yeah. After a bender. Yeah. Just got drunk on- It's a birthday bender, though. You're riding those vibes. It's just some margaritas just on the balcony, listening to country and stuff.

It was great. Okay. Good for you, Randy. See y'all tomorrow behind the paywall. And hopefully I will be celebrating a pretty hopefully i'm just making your boiler makers randy maybe tomorrow we'll just call our friends we'll bring some friends in we'll just do something fucking wild because will's out wild ass we'll see what we can do yeah i like it all right all right bye i don't care. I'm getting wasted.

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