Circling Back - Steady Hands, Cocaine, & New York Subways | Circling Back 9-22-26

Episode Date: September 22, 2026

Dillon is flummoxed by the New York subway system, Dave saw something this morning, we aren't sure if Dallas needed a floating hotel, and we have an update on the Penn State frat cocaine situation.   Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/6GWLSnyJKGMDIWsYC0RBG2?si=f9e2bcc01d2a4573&nd=1&dlsi=dd35daf7973642a1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ • (00:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (21:20) Dave saw something • (40:40) Floating hotel? • (50:10) PSU Grand Jury Update Support This Episode’s Sponsors: - Poncho: Go to ⁠https://ponchooutdoors.com/STEAM⁠ for $10 off your first order and free shipping. - BetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://betterhelp.com/circling⁠⁠⁠ - Rhoback: Go to ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://rhoback.com/⁠⁠⁠⁠ and get 20% off your first purchase with code LUTES20 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling back podcast. That's right. We work the first day of fall. We're different. We're not like some people who say, we get to take the day off, first day of fall.

No, we're here. Astronomical fall. Astronomical? Yeah. Okay. Randall Trebaki is a producer. Introduce yourself. Tell the folks at home a little something about you.

Hi, Dave. A little something about me is I'm just wondering, what's your fucking deal, dude? What's your deal, Dave? Dylan and I here just having great vibes this morning, listening to Whitney Houston. And do you hate Whitney Houston? Why didn't you want to dance with us? We played banger after banger in here. And Dave's just like pouty and like, no, like he complains when there's no music.

He complains when there's good music. Like, what do you want? He doesn't want to dance with us. I did not want to dance with me. We wanted to dance to somebody and that somebody was Dave and he didn't want to dance with us. That somebody was Dave. And guess what? It didn't happen.

Dylan and I had a little dance party in the studio. And Dave just sat out there. I was a computer being like, oh, I don't want to dance with them. I was trying to lock in. We just played Gloria. Maniac. Laura Branigan. I watched you read it off your screen.

You're right. You did play Gloria. It's a good song. It's fine. I can't disassociate it with after the blues won the cup, Brett Hull, got up there. and was blackout drunk and started singing it and it's just ruined the song for many people, myself included.

No, it's fine. It's your 80s playlist is pretty chuggy. It's very chalky and that's fine. Of course, it's going to be chuggy. What? That's all. Whitney Houston, I want to dance somebody's great. It's a great wedding song.

It's a great song. It's a certified bop. She was a treat, rest in peace. We also played maniac. Not a good song. That's a bad 80s song. That's a bad one. When people are like, there's good and bad of the 80s,

people put maniac on the other side, the bad side. You're on my bad side. Whitney's on the good side. Yeah, she's on everybody's good side, dumbass. Again, she passed away some years ago. She did, sadly. I didn't even know she was sick. Then why didn't you want to listen to her music?

I did want to listen. I just didn't want to participate in what you guys were doing. The greatest rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner of all time. Brow, Houston. I called it the bar-speckle banner. Six? We took two bars. Was it six?

Olympics? Yeah, it was very well done. Was the Olympics? Was it? I would have guessed Super Bowl, but I don't know. Look it up. Whitney Houston. You could leverage those AI tools I've been hearing about.

You've seen these, Kev? Did you see that Trump has, has rebranded artificial intelligence to super intelligence? Because he doesn't want it to sound like it's fake? All right, let's see Super intelligence National Anthem Okay

Let's see here 1991 is Super Bowl For some reason I thought it was LA Olympics 91 is that Bill's Giants I don't know

God damn it That's for you to look up It was Giants defeated the bills 2019 Sorry Brett Sorry old Brett The bills just couldn't they couldn't punch it across man

No and then they ran into the dynasty of the 90s Dallas football cowboys Oh what a time it was many many many many many many years ago And I was but a child What's a butter child? But a child is that like butter mom that only like you know had butter and spaghetti I like the butter. Yeah.

My kids, my kids are not. They're fans of sauceless spaghetti at times. We put some butter on there to give them some healthy fats. I put butter on the corner. It's good. You put a little butter, a little salt and pepper. It's fine. Oh, I just give the kids butter and bread and SpaghettiOs and they love it.

Not a SpaghettiOs guy. Not a SpaghettiOs parent. SpaghettiOs, it tastes really fake, like fake food. You're right. Yeah. No, it's like of all the, like, there's a lot of foods that you're like, oh, this is not quality. I don't know.

It's hard to I don't really articulate it, but it tastes fake. Hey, we had a guy on cold call in the last year who was like somehow had knowledge of like the food manufacturing plants in like Wisconsin and how like all frozen pizzas get their ingredients from like one or two factories and that's why they all taste the same. If you're that person or if you have knowledge of this, reach out to me.

I just, I want to like rehash that conversation. I had a frozen pizza from an unnamed brand over the weekend that was like, an elevated frozen pizza that we bought for the kids. And I was like, I'm going to try this. Man, did it, if it didn't just taste like every other frozen pizza. Was it a cauliflower crust? It was Rayos.

Never heard of it. It's a very exclusive restaurant in New York City. They do, they've got good sauce. I'll give them that. But their frozen pizza was very average. And I was like, this tastes like a de jorna. It tastes like every other one. And it's because they all get their ingredients from the same one.

There's one, it's just, what are we going to do about bullshit? It's like the people that make glasses. are all the same. Except for Warby Parker. My dad had this conversation with me the other day. He goes, Dylan, don't buy your expensive sunglasses. They're the same as the cheapos. All right, dad, tell me about it.

They all come from the... He said there are like three factories in the United States. Is that the one you were working at night? The sunglasses factory? Yeah. No. Okay. Now we got a sunglass factory.

I don't know. I thought you worked at one. At least part-time. Anyway, I think there's something to that. But also, like... I trust Grandpa Dave. You have, like, party shades. Those are, I mean.

Yeah. No, they're not like, those aren't quality shades. Well, we've had some. What, Randy? What, someone in the chat said something. Someone said, playing your Zah card on Frozen, that's a tough look from the commish. That's fair. That's a good comment.

That's tough, dude. Here's the problem. Well, I have two kids. So I have to feed them. And I just got a text message from home. Depot. Two kids, please. Ooh, about a certain animated pumpkin.

On its way. Here's what's going to happen. We're going to get here. We're going to be all excited. We're going to plug it in. And it's just not going to play that song. That's exactly what's going to happen. If that happens, I'm going to send it back.

Yes. But I'm going to write a little note and slip it in there. And then I'm going to send it back. We just wanted to get wicked for one night. Send it back. It's all we wanted. And here we are. Even scary pumpkins need friends.

Speaking of, Dylan Shivery. Pretty stoked to be here. Where can I get that out of office hat? That's a cool hat. Thanks, man. These are available for sale, by the way. Washmedia.shop. We have a several left.

We have more than five, less than 12 left. Somewhere in there. You know, I'd ask the chat to buy one, but they'll just say, nah, Dave, you're a fucking idiot. Yeah. We're not going to do that. Actually, you ass hat. We did get a, hold on, hold on, hold the phone, hold the phone.

Hold the fort. An order did come through last night. I don't know what it is yet. I'm going to look right now. This is breaking news. This is live, in-game betting. We got one. Out of office or washed? Washed. Shout out Thomas. I won't say your last name. Shout out Thomas.

shout out Thomas up New York way Oh, what part specifically Lynn Brook, New York All right Yeah How many Thomases are in Lynn Brook, New York? Tommy More than one

I don't know Is that upstate? I don't know That area You got to shout out Dave? Shout out to Thomas Well, we don't know if he was in the chat But I'm going to assume he was

Thomas You're my backer of the week That's far, buddy Where's Lynnbrook? Where is it? Okay, it's out there around Okay between Brooklyn and Long Island.

Okay. He's east of Brooklyn. Beautiful. East of Brooklyn. Beautiful area. Out there around JFK. Man, if you made me draw a map of that area. Dude, I would be the shittiest map.

I am New York blind. I don't like this. I have to like pull up a map every single time. I'm a total dumb dumb. New York, it's a confusing area. Yeah. Just get confusing. All the boroughs, islands.

What are we doing? Subways. You hear about these? He's fresh. Underground? What? That buffalo layer? I saw where the Musk man wants to build a tunnel, Austin to San Antonio.

I don't hate it. I'm going to be honest. It's going to be with the boring company. They're going to be boring. It's one of those things where if it's anybody else, you're like, hell yeah. So like those subways That go like underwater too Like the East River

Like there's a subway that goes through the water They go they go underneath The ground That's how those tunnels work How deep is that water? What do you mean? How deep is the water? At least the one that's in Lake Michigan I think they go like Somewhere they like go underneath the water

Man you got this blows my shit I'm gonna stay out of this This blows my shit Hold on hold on I don't want to get Do That is a thing that happens New York subways go under the East River. You had to go underwater just to watch Jared.

Like under the water, but under the land that's under the bat of the river. I had to go, I had to go underwater to find out I was left off the schedule of subway. Several New York City subway lines go under the East River, under the East River through a network of underwater tunnels. That doesn't explain if they can't be underground, rainy, because they don't, they don't go deep enough. They very well mind doing You take the little stairs down the subway

You're going down like 50 feet Look at me I mean think about it Would you leverage Claude one time Hold on hold on It is East River tunnels The chat

This feels like a layup for somebody in the chat Is Thomas not in the chat? What's he doing? Can someone mansplain subways to us Because it does blow my mind To be clear It doesn't appear That there's going to be a body of water

That the potential tunnel From Austin to San Antonio Like, if you're a fish and you're swimming through the East River, like, oh, shit, there's a subway. Can you swim under it to get to where you're going? You know what I mean? And how did they build those? And they build them a long time ago. Yeah, it's kind of like the pyramids.

Think about it. How do they do this? We got to think there's some alien tech involved. It really does blow my mind. Oh, man. Our offense don't look that good. Like, if you're sitting in a meeting room. Hammond's not the guy, y'all.

Like 1900 and they're like, hey, I got this idea. Public transportation, subways. But we're going to go from Brooklyn to Manhattan. But we got to go into water. Like, I don't know how we're going to do it, but we got to figure this out. I put it on my square toes and went to crickets. I'd be like, dude, you're fucking crazy. We're not doing that.

That's a stupid idea. Let's just rely on the bridges that we have. Me and some of the boys went down to crickets for $2.9, you call it. Randy, what are you seeing? Work began in 1903? Three? Four? Like, you know, four? They were doing this? There's got to be an easy explanation here.

We can have someone just call in. I'm seeing both. I bet Brett thinks he knows that. Okay. Man, I don't know, dude. I think some go underneath the ground and some. Some are on the bottom. I'm flummoxed by this situation.

He's flummoxed. Do you know that, Dave? Absolutely flummoxed. Dave, are you flummoxed? I mean, I just, a simple search yielded the results I was looking for. Multiple tunnels built beneath rivers to connect different boroughs. We already got that far. Trains crossed beneath the East River to connect Manhattan, Brooklyn, and Queens.

Trains crossed beneath the Harlem River to connect Manhattan and the Bronx. Trains crossed beneath the Newton. Newtown. I don't think he was listening to what we're saying. Which trains use underwater tunnels. Do you want to know specifically? No. How it works.

most tunnels sit safely buried in the mud and rock beneath the riverbed. Okay. As detailed by vice. Okay, but then hundreds of heavy-duty water pumps can run continuously every day to keep those underground paths dry to prevent flooding. Okay, but... How shallow is the East River? Because somebody's not like going down and then up. Could?

Roller coasters do. But you would feel it. 20 to 80 feet. That's it? The East River? The East River has an average mid-channel depth of 20 to 80 feet. Thank. Okay.

That explains it. Thank you, Dave. Getting to the bottom, literally, the bottom of this. I feel like I want a lobotomy after that. It's still impressive. Gloria. It's still nuts. Gloria, Gloria.

Gloria. Man, we're lucky we got a soft schedule in this year. I don't fans ain't that good y'all What are you a fan of? Are you a Giants fan? I'm doing this for the people actually listening to the pod. Not the guys over here doing their own freaking dissertation. There are like five New Yorkers who are listening and they turned it off because they...

There's more than five. Capad is going to be... I'm just saying they turned it off, though. Like, fuck, I can't do it. I have enough with these fucking idiots. I can't do it anymore. What were you thinking? I feel like you had a something, a funny way of thinking about it.

Yeah, I thought, I mean, I assume that the river. You thought it was like a tube? I mean, it's a very big, it's a very big river. Yeah, yeah. I thought it was just a tube that goes through the water. Yeah. And I was like, what? How did they do this?

They build a tube and they just drop it in and it sinks. There's more to it than that. They can't, I mean, they got to support it. I mean, they had to, they had to, like, damn off sections of the river in order to construct the subway. You know what I mean? You ever seen how they do that with bridges and shit? Yeah, what? We got Patreon later today, y'all.

About to be an old-timer, it's fan week. Got a ton of voicemails yesterday. That's off to those engineers, though. I bet a number of people died building that stuff. I hope not. I bet they did. People died. Probably some.

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Just go subscribe to both. YouTube.com slash circling back or find it on Spotify. It's also podcast week. Fun fact. It's also Roeback week. Let's talk about Roeback. If you two were flummoxed by the subway discussion, you just want to cool your head a little bit, go peruse the offering over there at Roeback.

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You had some crispy socks from what I hear. He wasn't going to let a go. R-H-O-B-A-C-K. I call little crispy sock.com. It's that boy at Krispy sock. Hey, John, dude, just reached out to me. Says, listening to the pod live right now. Thank you for that, John.

A comment on frozen pizzas. Okay, I'm going to read this. I haven't. Okay, I want Dilla to read this. Read this. This is from our friend John Duda. A comment on frozen pizzas. One time in high school, I was hanging out with this kid a grade older than me in the best buy parking lot.

We were talking about how hot this chick at a neighboring high school was. And the guy I was with goes, I would love to eat a frozen pizza off her ass. What could that even mean? how does your how does your mind go there when you when you're talking about a babe like i don't know of all the of all the things like you could have just done a regular pizza hell you could have done a pan pizza from pizza hut original pan pizza you could have done that but now you're like and this is back in the day too so you know you're thinking at best a de journo that was probably top of the line back in the day it's not delivery it's dejorno uh this

I'm glad John reached out. I had to re-download this meme-making app on my phone called Mimatic to make a meme yesterday. And when I opened it, it had been probably two years since I'd opened it. It had what I was working on last but never finished. And Randy, if you could put it up there on the screen for the folks at home, I was clearly making some sort of John Duda referencing meme. Why don't you tell the folks at home what you see here. It's a visual show.

It is a young man wearing a jersey. It looks like it could be a Celtics jersey. It's Michigan State. Michigan State. Okay. Same colors. Similar. Anyway, it's number 69.

And Dave decided to. Crudely. Very crudely, as graphic design is his passion. It says the last name is Wide Load. Yeah, I made that. Yeah. This looks real. Babybackers are, they're in hell right now. They don't know what wide load is.

If you squint, you can't really even tell that this is photoshopped. Yeah, it's pretty well done. This is from, um, it's a college basketball game, Michigan State. Question. Does the original jersey this guy have on, say, Dick Slam 69? I don't know. That looks like it says Dick Slam. Maybe.

I, uh, I kind of, I kind of made it difficult to see. with the very crude text that I placed over. It looks more like Dick Slaw. Maybe. I don't know. Let's see if John's... It's really hard to tell. I don't know what Dick Slaw is, really.

It's like Cole Slaw, but Dick. That's not good. No. What would that be? Really, either way. Seriously, what would that be? Dave, I don't know. You're asking the wrong guy, dude.

That meme clearly never got finished. I don't know where I was going. with that. Like most things, I just gave up halfway through. So shout out to me. Real quick, I saw something on my way into the office this morning. I was going up Lamar. Lamar was slow today. We noted this in the group chat. There was some traffic. They had it down to one lane and a very, a very interesting choke point they created there. Pat, right past Matt's, I believe. Anywho, you're used to it. Different. choke point what's up with what's up with lamar subways man i just is crazy um there's a truck

and it's a it's a it's like um a single cab Chevy dropped a little bit not a full on low rider but dropped okay dude love that and it has like a sticker and it says like austin motorcycle low rider club or something and i'm like sick that's badass dude he's got he's got some rims they They don't look like Dayton's, or they look like Dayton's, but I don't think they were real Dayton's. You pull up next to it and Swag Money was driving it? Swag Money was not driving it. But it also had another sticker on the other side.

Two stickers. One was this motorcycle, lowrider club. The other just said fake taxi. Fake taxi? Are you familiar with fake taxi? No. Why don't you look it up? And then I want you to tell me, why would you put that on your, why would you put that on

the whip? how much of a beater are you to where you are in hell? I guess it's better than putting bang bus on the back. Yeah, maybe. Okay. It's a porn. It's a porn thing. Yeah.

Yeah. And I'm just like, what? I'm like, why did you put that on the car? Most people are, like, quiet about, like, their little... They're gooning habits. Their little niche that they carve out.

This guy's a commenter on porn hub. He's one of those. This guy's a tier one whacker. He really is. I would have seen that and thought nothing of it. Yeah, see, I think that's a subtle one. If you recognize that, then you're like, I mean, only real gooners know that one.

I mean, fake taxi. It took me a second. I was like, oh, I know. Okay. You put like a brazzers one on there. Everyone's like, all right, dude, what's going on the nose? Yeah. That's like some platinum level pud pulling there.

Did you get a look at the young man in the drivercy? I got to assume he wasn't young. I did not pass him. I kind of started looking at his side view and I was like, I don't even want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. To this day, I've only seen like I think one good bumper sticker and that was the defund Paul Patrol. That's good.

That is good. It's good. I just, I can't imagine where you're like, did you get that for free when you subscribe? you know, you're paying, clearly this person's paying for it. Or did you go out of your way? Like, man, I like this so much. I like what they're doing so much. I'm going to order this.

And I'm going to put it on the truck. It's a weird thing to drive around with, right? It is. He probably hopes he gets a few laughs from some real ball knowers out there on the streets. I can't even tell you. I don't even know if I laughed. I was just more like astounded. I was just like, I may have laughed, like to myself, like, wow.

It'd be funny if he was such a super fan of fake tag. that he had the little kid peeing on like the bang bus logo like the calvin yeah calvin and hobbs i'm familiar yeah he don't see those much you sent me something there's calvin and throbs i don't know what that is true on slack it's not true um no i don't know it would be like if dylan had like a a dancing bear sticker on his car the dead bear saw another thing I saw another thing. Well, hold on. Dave saw another thing.

What else did you see? Randy, I've been getting served. My algo is so frat coded right now because I do a show with the King of Frat. I'm now getting served. Not this. Sorry, Randy. That's the other one. Yeah, yeah.

Let me pull it up. It's all right. It is, I guess, a thing that fraternities are doing to show that they're not hazing. And this is like the third one I got. to the point where I'm like, okay, well, I officially have to like send this to Randall. It's called The These Hands Don't Hase. Go ahead and read it. What does it say?

This is Phi Delta at Arkansas. The men at Phi Delta Theta stand with the University of Arkansas in our Greek system and our commitment to stop hazing. We are proud to join UARC IFC this week in recognizing national hazing prevention week. And they've got all of it. They've got the pledge. I assume that's the pledges. They've got their hands up almost as if they're trying to, they're trying to like stop Michael Parsons from.

These are Hayes free hands. Collapsing the pocket. But they got the hands out. And I'm just like, man. I'm assuming this is not a top tier fraternity. No. I don't know. I ain't rushing this.

I see that. That's fucking solved. I don't know, but you got to think a number, like this is exactly what you would say. If you had like a, or yeah. Pudges in the back. Or the other side of this one. Cutting cocaine with creatine. Maybe this is like a very pro-hasing maternity, and they're just like, hey, not us.

Couldn't be us. We all. Meanwhile, they got the Pledge Class president getting water boarders. They're in the basement right now during this picture. They got the rest of the Pledge Class building a subway system under the East River. We don't H-word. We don't H-word. Purdue has a strict no-hasing policy.

Every school has a strict no hazing policy. Well, that's what it is. That's actually codified, yeah. Every school. So anyway, look, I appreciate that. And I think hazing is bad. But I just, I noticed that I kept getting served. My algorithm is so cool.

I'm now getting these as a 42-year-old man. I'm just like, man, I don't need to know this. Like, I'm not going through rush and my son's got some years ahead of them. Ah, yes. The comments are turned off. You have to do it too. How many likes? 21,000 likes.

What? And zero comments, apparently. That's kind of crazy. Yeah, the comments would have turned on them pretty quickly. I'm sure they did. Everyone called them boners. Oh, you're on days. Duck days, huh?

It's a good t-shirt. Oh, look, there's even more. What school is it? Hold on. Arkansas. Arkansas. Wait. Them boys are hazing, man.

Oh, okay. They did it last year, too. i was going to say that's a different banner just say just save the banner one of my my boys brothers like he grew up he grew up like doing karate and uh his hands they're actually registered with the county because they're deadly weapons yeah i'm here to register my hands all right this window here this is the hand register which one you want first you want the right to the left which hand you want first registered at the county that's the thought of that is so stupid you got to go down to the tax collectors all right

office. Yeah, I'm here. I do karate. I just want to, I didn't know where who was. Okay, funny, funny video idea would be you put on like the meta glasses or whatever and you go down to the county clerk's office or whatever and you go, loo. I'm trying to register my hands. Who I go register these? Oh, they're deadly weapons. Right. Yeah, no, I did, I actually did a rumble boxing class for like a year. And they're like, yeah, it's not a real. Ready to register? They're like, we don't actually do that. It's not a real thing. I'm sorry, sir. Yeah, I just don't want to get in any trouble down the road if I have to use them. I just want to be right. I just, you know, I try to do things by the book the right way. Well, we asked that you don't kill anybody with your

hands. Well, what if I put just a, a simple beating on somebody? Yeah. Like, what if I get pulled over and the officer asked me if I have any weapons in the vehicle? I just hold your fist up. Yep. Yeah. I just want to hold them plain sight so you can see him. I'm not going to use them. You get, you get pulled over. I have a permit. And as the cops walk it up, you get your permits. You just put your hands, put your fists out the window. Like, what are you doing? Sir, I'm just letting you know these are, I do have this in my possession. I just wanted you to be aware of it. I backed the blue.

I respect the blue and I just want you to know. You must have done like a kickboxing class or something. Yeah, I did it for a while. It's actually great cardio. It is. You should see me on the heavy bag at Lifetime. I went to a kickboxing class one time. Beat my ass.

I'm scared to throw like full kicks, like a frame of my mind. I get it. Were you throwing kicks and stuff? I was throwing everything. Who did you go? Did you go on the way? I had to register on the way out. Really?

Yeah. They had somebody down there. They had a rep from the county clerk's office there with a clipboard. They conducted a sting at the kickboxy gym. Handed my ID over and they certified them. They interrupted the class. They're like, all right, all right. When you see everybody's license, we see everybody's registration on their hands and feet.

Because you do have to register your feet as well. Yeah. My feet registered. That's the horniest job you can have, right? If you're the feet register guy. Can you slide your socks off so we can get a good look at them first? We have to photograph them for our records. Sir, I'm going to need to see you with the socks off before I can register.

We got to record these. Yeah, that's right. For no purpose other than just our records. Why did you go to a kickboxing class? It was a long time ago. I know, I'm just, that's like, it's a very undillin thing. Yeah. And what was the girl?

Charlize might not be listening. What was the girl long? Like years, you know. decade ago okay sorry yeah i would have gone more than a decade ago oh you she probably need to re-register your hands then i don't know how long you're right yeah there's last yeah every 10 years you got to re-register is chelsea going to be jealous that you used to see someone who had deadly hands and feet oh man do you have to go back since now you have a thumb brace and like do you have to get like a A special exemption?

I get an injured exemption. You haven't even mentioned it yet. Why don't you put that brace on for the folks at home that are watching? I have this. Chelsea is the very sweet Chelsea. She got me, my thumb is fucked up. They were both fucked up for a while.

My right one seems to be doing much better now. My left one is, it's getting worse. It is deteriorating. And so Chelsea got me this sick thumb brace. It has flames on it, by the way. Strepping on. It has flames on it.

So you know it's real. That's bad ass. If you're listening on Spotify, you need to switch to video right now. She got you the most badass possible one now. I'm just going to wear it because it really does help. And I took it all because I don't look like a boner on camera, but who cares? It almost looks like a boxing hand wrap. So you could say like that's his holster.

I legally have to wear this. It really helps. I legally have to have this. Thank you, Chech. You're very thoughtful. You see the flame? Yeah, I see the flame. It's a safety for my registered fist.

I'm going to wear it. I'm going to wear it. because it helps. You look like a bowler is what I said. Yeah, it is giving bowling. Sorry, babe, the thumb brace stays on. I'm happy that she's looking out for your health. She's wonderful.

How does it, so does it prevent you from bending the thumb at all? Yeah, it just, it just stabilizes it, immobilizes it pretty much. What do you got, like some tendonitis or what's the deal? I don't know, man, it's getting worse, like I said. I don't, I don't, I'm out of answers here. You should look into some peptides. Here's a question. There's some stem cells.

Here's a question. This is for the baby backers here that don't know about Dylan's prowess in fighting animals. He always said that he could fight a cheetah because his main advantage is that he has thumbs. How does this affect your fighting ability? What a poll. Incredible pull. I think you guys could also fight a cheetah. It's not like, we could fight it.

I just, I mean, I mean, handle it. Yeah. But how is this affected now that you are down a thought? It's going to limit my abilities for. for sure. This is me walking up to the cheetah. My thumb does still work. These hands don't haze. And cheetah just doesn't understand because it's a cheetah.

They don't haze, but they are registered weapons. I have to, I legally have to let this cheetah know that these hands are registered. They're also like pretty, not the feet though. They're pretty friendly animals. I'll come up to you and, you know. Will they? Like, yeah. In the wild?

I don't know about in the wild. Okay. Look, they're built. to run down animals like in the, you know, open field and just go for the neck. Like that's what they do. They're not, they can't go to the mat with you. It's a cheetah. You put them in an octagon, their speed is not a factor.

Got a badass over here with a thumb brace. I don't want to fight a cheat. I'm just saying if I was forced to. I think I'd be okay. Look, it's going to, it's going to get me, man. I'm not going to, I'm going to be bleeding. They're very large. They're lanky, though.

At times. The one of the zoo really shocked me with how big it was. It was just long. Yeah, anyway. I'm glad that you brought the thumb race out and we didn't have to like snipe post it. You just put it out there, got it, you just controlling the narrative. It doesn't look that bad. It looks like you, it looks like you did something badass.

Does it? Like typing. It's not, dude, I don't even use my thumb when I type, so that's not it. You know what space bar? No, dude, I'm all I'm all these fingers. You're not thumb tapping that spacey? I don't, uh-uh.

Okay. Now here's a real question. Do you take the thumb brace off to eat your burger so you don't get burger juice all over it? Yeah, you have to. I haven't eaten a burger yet with this with this thumb brace. But yeah, I probably would. Yeah, I don't want to get grease all over it.

Yeah. Especially when you got fingers on the patties. Got a little mustard on it. Sassy? We got a little sassy on the. Bracey. What's it called? Fit Soon? Looks like it. Fit soon. I can't talk. My forearms are both my forearms are just fucked up. They just hurt. I don't understand what's going on. It's because you keep shaving them for your baseball pictures.

Man, I did shave them once in high school and I got such bad razor burn. It was such a mistake. All the guy, dude, guys in high school shaved their arms. They wanted to look all of just, you know, I didn't do that. We didn't do that. That's a shocker that you didn't do that. Dude, we would have... As a baseball guy. We would have punked someone. If they shut up, we would have punked him so bad. That was...

We were very anti that kind of bullshit. We were cool, man. Man, you say that? We were first in state. Like, what aren't you understanding? First in state? You guys won the state championship. We were ranked first in state.

We fell apart in the playoffs. But we were ranked first in state throughout the regular season. We had like a four-year district winning street. Which is why when I dropped the fly ball against How'd I? Flugerville

Connelly Fuck those guys And that That We went into extras Because of my drop We ended up winning This is a homecoming night

By the way I'm from Flugerville Sorry, go ahead Wait homecoming Flugerville is just an off Or maybe it was prom I don't remember God been prom

It was prom night Prom night Prom night And so we were all like late Because we went to extra endings We won Like I said So you're able to don your white tuxedo afterwards, though?

I didn't go white. Didn't go white. I did wear a white tux from Mr. Trojan, though. Wow. I did. How do we not have images or video of this by this point? Because it's like it's a VHS somewhere. So I have to, A, track down the VHS and B, you know, move it over to digital, which is, I don't know how to do.

I can do it, but we just need to. a VHS player. Kind of a counterintuitive to tuck it during Mr. Trojan. Tucks. Tux. Tux. Yeah. It was a white tux.

David, you're dirty. Don't take a cocky sip after that. That's not a what? What is it? That's not worthy. We wish you well with a thumb. Gloria. Thank you.

It's going to be tough if you have to get both. I wouldn't do that. That's not a good. Although you might look. You would look more badass. You'd kind of have like a Mr. T thing going or whatever. Okay. You're just going to pick up your bowl at Taco Deli and they're like, oh, well, this guy must be registered.

This guy is clearly registered. Get a couple feet braces. Feet braces? Sure. Wrap them up. You just wrapped up at all times. Sorry, officer. I just want to let you know this one and this one, deadly.

Mm-hmm. All right. Go ahead, take me in. Gloria. This episode is sponsored by Better Help. Other than the thumbs, you could wake up tomorrow and be better at something. What would it be?

Ooh. Being in the moment. Living in the now. Living in the now with the fam, you know, just taking it in. Not dwelling on the past or thinking, you know, down the road. Yeah. There it is. That's a good one.

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Okay. Thanks so much. Let's just do the, let's do the floating hotel. Do we, this is a new segment called, do we need this? Dallas, I'm looking at you. Floating Hotel. Of course, you gotta go with some Leon Bridges because it's the only song that you can do real to these days.

The song slaps so hard, though. So this is just a boat that's also a hotel, but it's like, what, like a pontoon? It's like a big boat. It's DFW's only luxury floating hotel. If you've ever wanted to just like, you know, pay 500 bucks a night to stay on Lake Ray Hubbard, which is famously just east of Dallas.

Do you remember the all-round T-Man, why I reckon? Do you remember back when casinos in Louisiana had to be floating? They had the boats, like the riverboats? Riverboat. Do you remember that? I do. They still exist. That was a fun.

I assume they do, but now they're also on land. You know, we have Lake Charles. There are a bunch of them. Of course, New Orleans has Harries, Harrahs, not Harry's, Harrahs. Shout out of the Razors, though. Did you know that there's 64 riverboat casinos operating in six states? No. Illinois, Indiana, Randy, Iowa, Louisiana, Mississippi, and Missouri.

And Missouri. Yeah, my dad used to go to the boats. Oh, daddy's going to the boats in me. My boats took my money a couple times. Daddy's gone to the boats. Yeah, he's going to the boats again. He's going to come back. So he's had to be.

Yeah, he lost the mortgage at the boats. Oh, my daddy lost the farm. So I guess this is the best, like, picture of the, So it looks like it's a boat, but that's just like where the room is. It's not a boat. Well, okay, maybe you're, yeah. It looks like it's part dock, part boat. And this part looks, it looks like there's a jacuzzi.

I mean, a cruise ship is kind of a floating hard now. I mean, yeah. It's got a sauna. Yeah, it's just, it looks like, it looks kind of dope. It really doesn't. And here's why. It looks like you're just hanging out on a dock the whole time. Yeah.

Correct. At the lake. Like, not like, you're not at Lake Como. you're at Lake Ray Hubbard. So like there's just people who have slips around you. Lake Pontchartrain. You're just having to like people are just walking and going in their boat. And you're like, yeah, here I am.

Just in my in my hot tub, just watching the people. Because, you know, while it is good people watching at the lake, it's also like, I'm paying 500 bucks a night. Yeah, my senior year fall break, we did two houseboats on Lake Day Hollow in between, in Kentucky and Tennessee. So it's like a 12-person boat and you like actually go take it out and then you just kind of like rope it up somewhere. Yeah.

And then you sleep on it like out in the middle of the wilderness. If this left the dock, it'd be kind of cool. Yeah. If it goes to like a dope location with like beautiful landscape around and it just drops anchor somewhere, that'd be cool. But if it stays docked the whole time and there's a roof over it or is that part of the boat? No, that's the, that's like the docking roof. Like it's right.

That's what I'm saying like it's parked. parked in a slip. That might actually be a good deal. $500, $500 to dock. Yeah. He's getting me through this episode. Well, what's so wrong with that? That's a good deal, Dylan. He's making it a horny thing like he always does.

I don't act like you're too good for it. You're the one who wants to do the show. This is what happens when we try to play dancing music for Dave. Dave strikes back. But yeah. It looks like... I gotta say the hot tub looks quite. It is cool.

Like the wood. It looks like somebody put some good money into this. I just don't know. KJ, I gotta give props for props to do. KJ sent this to a group chat last night and said, is Dallas doing too much? The answer is I believe I believe so. It looks like you can maybe take the boat portion out that has like the room, but half the amenities are at the dock. So it's like, why would you even go out?

Wait, we played again. I don't know what you're talking about. We just want to hear Leon. Yeah. There you go. We're gonna get dang for it? I'll play it quietly. So like, yeah, that this actually the boat

right there, but it looks like this is all on the dock. It's their only luxury floating hotel. So this is the dock, and this is the boat. It's the only one. I don't know, man.

Take the fam up to Lake Ray Hubbard, Haas. Maybe, I mean, maybe. This might be fun. Just to get plastered. If they put this on Joe Pool, like, I'm there. Shout to Joe Pool.

God, you know someone's getting pissed ass and falling in the water 100%. Good thing you're in the marina so that there's plenty of people around. What's up with fish right there? What's up with Possum Kingdom and... Oh, Pekah? The name of that place just makes me a little bit uncomfortable. What part of it, don't you like? The possum part?

Well, I bet they had a possum problem. But you're going to name your lake after it? It's kind of unique. It is unique. Definitely unique. I've heard it's cool. Better than a rat kingdom or skunk kingdom. Not much.

Dude, possums are gross. Can't get rabies though. Or very, very, very low likelihood. Is that right? Yeah. Why is that? The body temperature or something like that.

Coal plunge? Maybe. Yeah, it's a good, it's a good lake, though. It is a good lake. I've heard it's great. Is that the one that Will goes to? Yeah. They're friends.

It's a cool lake. We've been a couple times. Yeah, I don't know. It is a, it's also a toadies song. Remember the Toadies? 90s band. I do. Possum Kingdom, good song.

What if it was Cheetah Kingdom? Would you dare step foot with your registered weapons? That's actually a cool name. I mean, a possum is not an animal that you want to name something after. We've got a skunk problem in the neighborhood. One of our neighborhood friends, their dog got sprayed. And he said they got, said they let the dog out. and like right before bed at like 10.30 and the dog got sprayed.

So they spent the next however long cleaning the adult. What a beating right before bed. What is it? Tomato juice you got to use on that? That's what I heard. We were talking about that at home. Because the other morning we got up and I walked, I could smell it in the guest bathroom.

And I'm like, uh-oh. I knew there wasn't a skunk in the house or something, but I was like something nearby. Garage smelled like it too. I'm like, oh, God, did they get in the garage? was walking around and I was just like, no, they're just out of here. You can smell that stuff from far away.

But yeah, there's a problem in the old neighborhood with the skunks. That's not that far from you. You better head on a swivel. They're out there. I'm not worried about it. Okay. By the way, at this UN meeting,

Trump officially said that all government documents are going to refer to AI now as SI because he just decided that it's going to be called superintelligence. I used to get SI for kids. That's what it's called now. No. No, they can't do that. Because apparently he can just change names or whatever he wants. Dave.

It sounds like you got a real problem with that, dude. Yeah. I have some breaking news, Dave. Okay. A lot of breaking news today. The official trailer for the Norm documentary just launched on YouTube 48 minutes ago. Okay. We don't have to watch you right now.

No. That's Judd Apatow? Mm-hmm. October 16th, 2026. So a couple weeks. Okay. I'm interested. You know, last year was the five-year anniversary of his passing. I did not. I didn't even know he was sick. I'm a poncho outdoor shirt that no one has complimented me on for some reason. Yeah, I'm wearing the original.

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Good friend of the show, Brandon from Brobable. Robival. Robival. So this is the story that from a few weeks ago, Penn State Frat pledges were forced to sell massive amounts of cocaine, apparently. Allegedly. It's part of their hazing ritual, which is pretty extreme. Those guys at Arkansas would never, by the way. No, they don't haze.

They don't haze. Their hands especially. Here's the headline. Penn State Frat pledges had to pass a steady hand test and signed NDAs before bagging creatine-cut cocaine. Cain, Grand Jury says. Hell yeah. That's why I didn't like their cocaine. It made me retain water.

Made my face a little too bloated, and I got just a little too jacked, and I was trying to lean up. Well, cocaine will also lean you up a bit. Yeah. So I've heard. I wouldn't know myself. Hmm. Hmm.

This is some good investigative journalism from a bro-buy-bibble brand and friend of the show, I have to say. He did some foyering. You ever do some foyering? Randall? No. I don't know. I even know what that word means. Same.

Freedom of Information Act requested the records, I reckon. And we got a lot of fun from this. This is all alleged, but Dylan mentioned the steady hand test. Also apparently made the pledges sign NDAs. So what is a steady hand test? Like, they're making sure that... They want somebody who's not shaky to cut the Coke, allegedly. What?

Right? They're not doing surgery here. Yeah. One pledge failed. The vibe checking was rejected. Lucky for that person. And also mentioned creotene was the cocaine filler. That's what you cut it with in some places, allegedly.

I don't know. I've never cut cocaine. I only do creatine as a means to feel like I'm getting stronger. It does apparently work. And, yeah, it's just, it's absurd. because this is just so detailed. This is all what they presented to the grand jury when whether they're to figure out

if they should continue, press charges here. And yeah, the, it's funny. After Robinson's arrest, he's the ringleader here, the frat's outgoing and incoming presidents held an emergency meeting and blasted a group me

telling every brother who'd been involved to lawyer up and stay silent. Plus, report back to think, report back if you got subpoenaed. Hey, if you guys get a subpoena, let us know. Can you guys? This is all just so crazy. Like, I, maybe I'm a, maybe I'm a dweeb.

I really don't understand why you need steady hands to cut cocaine. I don't really, that's why I'm confused. Cutting cocaine is when you add the creatine or a filler so you can sell the same amount. Okay, I do that. But like, why do you, like, even if I'm shaky, I feel like I could just dump it. I don't know why you need like super it's not like certain like Dylan said it's not like surgery like I'm I'm team Randy on this one I just it seems a little unnecessary but me I don't know I've never distributed cocaine in mass quantities before so I really don't know so I'm trying to look

like apparently they used an app to figure it out and whoever passed then they like took them into a boiler room or something like that but like it's I I just don't understand why you need steady hands to cocaine precision this is this is this is Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, this is a very professionally run thing if it's if it's true. Like when I'm putting a scoop of creatine in my protein, like if I'm shaking afterwards, like am I not getting the right amount of creatine? I think they're trying to be very precise with the level to, A, like not put too much cocaine in something to maybe, I don't know, you don't want to get people hot doses or

overly strong doses. And then B, to also just get it's a. cost-cutting thing. You want to be precise. You do too much. You lose money. Yeah. I don't know. If I'm running a cocaine operation, if it's me, would I rather have the steady hand person or the person without the steady hand? Probably the steady hand, although I don't really know exactly what we're talking about here. Oh, steady hand. Yeah. So anyway, that's that. Man, Brandon really got the scoop here. Good for him. He's a PSU guy. So is it's extra close to home for them?

I did not realize. Yeah. Two pledges allegedly were sent to Walmart with a shopping list that reads like a chemistry meets crime starter pack, a folding table, glass trays, COVID masks, lab goggles, 15 packs of dime bags, frat pledges doing a Walmart run. It's funny. It's funny. Folding table.

It's a normal thing. Send pledges for. You're going to need folding tables. COVID masks. I mean, what are you getting face diapers for? And then lab goggles, what? That's when you start. And then the little plastic baggies.

If I were in a drug operation, I would be wary of buying those or ordering them. I feel like you're getting put into a database if you ordered the tiny little drug-looking bags. I have a couple. You do? Well, four. For crafts. Okay. Police search one bedroom and found $1,906 in cash.

229 Adderall pills, 8.2 grams of cocaine, 224 grams of marijuana, and a Kimber-45-calibre handgun from a safe, loaded, but no round in the chamber. These guys were ready to, fuck. Geez. All right, man. It says Robinson also ran up to the Seneca Nation's Salamanca, New York Territory, since it's sovereign land where marijuana is legal and untax, turning ounces for my into pounds for resale, clearing $1,800 to $1,800 in profit pound for after smoking his

uncut. So he was getting a little high off his weeds apply. You're not supposed to do that. Guess it's fine. It's the cocaine that'll get you. Learn that from a big worm. You're not supposed to do that. Sure. Randy knows. I watch Friday. Smoky. It's tough, man. This is quite the case. The evidence is mounting. We're going to have to cop a plea here. We're going to have to plea this one out, Hoff. Go read the whole article at Brob Bible. Brandon. Good journal.

Glad there's people doing real journalism these days. Matt Campbell off to a good start. Sneaky. Sneaky. I mean, they're not touching the JFFB3. No, not yet. Not yet. They got time.

They got time. I never thought I'd say that about a Penn State team. No offense. They've just historically never been a really fun team to watch. Or go to a game to, according to KJ. Huh? Or go to a game? That's right.

They had Sequin. He was fun. They did. Also, his name escapes me. What is it? Green Bay now from Dallas. Micah Parsons. Yeah, you're right.

There's just something about, like, when you put on a Penn State game, I just always think it's like cold, cloudy, and... It's the uniforms. And the uniforms are just boring. It's not... That's it. It's a slow uniform. Yeah.

You got fast uniforms. Oregon's a fast uniform. arguably the fastest Penn State is a slow uniform Cleveland Browns Slow uniform Pittsburgh Steelers slow That's a slow uniform

Yeah I'm sorry to Kita Trying to think of a fat I got mad I threw some shade at Big Ben recently I heard it from her She read me the riot act Yeah she typed me the riot act

Yeah she really let me have it Damn Yeah sorry about that All right well we'll see tomorrow Remember, Tuesday, today, we got a fan week going down on Patreon. Go try Patreon free for a week. Also, next week we have, do you know it?

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