Circling Back - Step Into The Lion's Den

Episode Date: October 2, 2019

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all right we're back circling back podcasts live from early bird cbd studios in austin texas my name is will to freeze to my right david ruff have you gotten more northern in your dialect in your accent since brett came around because you just said circling back pad cast I don't know I feel like you've been like now you got some one of your people around you well great up north I think I definitely um you want to be Brett so bad no I think I definitely like my voice definitely changes I think the people around me I think most people do that a little bit I think you met i think a lot of people match what's happening around them in conversation you know who does that like the worst is people from like jersey

like northeast which i guess like the boston area i try not to say y'all anymore but i still say it a lot i feel like y'all has transcended yeah like i feel like that's everywhere it was starting to transcend but even before i moved down here. But I don't know. When DMX said, y'all going to make me lose my mind, I was like, oh shit, we're up north now. I just love the Midwestern you guys. I do like an occasional you guys. What are you guys doing? Or, Brett, you can maybe verify this as you get your mic ready.

Youse guys. Very Western. I feel like that's a Buffalo, Western New York. Yeah, it's almost like a Chicago trope. You're like, hey, Use Guys. I've got uncles who, I've got one uncle in particular who says Use Guys. And he's not doing it for comedy.

I think in Western New York, it's more like You Guys. It's kind of like a short, long, like, hey, you guys, type of thing. Maybe it's like comedy. I think in Western New York it's more like you guys. It's kind of like a short long. Hey you guys. That's the type of thing. Maybe it's a rock. I like that you're around to clarify this kind of stuff. Just in upstate New York and Western New York regional dialect. I'm just glad Brett's around so someone else can get introduced

before Dylan can. Hold on. Let's tell people. We got Brett here. He's the new ombudsman we hired. They know. He's been on before. We've talked about him extensively. He's got a haircut. Hair's tell people. We got Brett here. He's the new ombudsman we hired. No, they know. Okay, I just don't know. No, yeah, he's been on before. We've talked about him extensively, actually. Hair's looking good.

Shout out to Teresa. Shout out to T. Yeah, shout out to T, man. Oh, is it on me now? Can you at least say my name? I did. It's Dylan Chivory. I actually don't think Dylan was introduced the last pod.

Yeah, he wasn't. Okay. He wasn't. I thought about that like 20 minutes in. Yeah, it happens. Spooky season intro. Yeah. Yeah, thank you. Mr. Scare wasn't. I thought about that like 20 minutes in. Yeah, it happens. Spooky season intro. Yeah. Yeah, thank you. Mr. Scare Your Girl.

Mr. Scare Your Girl. If you're looking for spooky season, it's definitely live on patreon.com. Which makes me so handsome. It's scary. Aggressive and creepy. You're so handsome, it's scary. Oh, I thought it was like,

oh, what's this guy going to do? He's super scary. No. True story. I'll pull back the curtain on this. I originally had Will as Mr. Scare Your Girl, and and i was like it just makes too much sense for dylan it does it makes way too much sense man i'm so glad to be here today yeah dude we're super glad you're here it's gonna be a strong if you don't don't say that shit just kidding man god come on man i need to tell y'all what

instagram account i have open on my laptop. But let me just tell you. How about you just tell us? It is something. It's Holly Saunders. What's her deal? My deal? No, her deal.

We looked up her age and we were shocked. Her age will shock you. I feel like she's been around for a long time. That's what I'm surprised by. I feel like I've been watching her on Golf Channel, or I was watching her on Golf Channel forever. I can't believe she's 32. Good for her. Yeah. She's what I'm surprised by. I feel like I've been watching her on Golf Channel, or I was watching her on Golf Channel forever. I can't believe she's 32. Good for her.

Yeah. She's my age. She looks much more mature than me. Nobody likes you. That's a very polite way of saying she looks older. No, she just looks more mature. If you looked at me, you'd be like, that guy's a mess compared to Holly Saunders who seemingly has something together. Isn't it weird that she's dating Cliff?

I think people look at you,ylan and they're like oh this guy's got it much more together than will does i feel like a mess see but when i'm around like like actual like people who have it together like let's say a doctor or someone who's like in their you know mid 30s i'm like man you seem so much older than I am, but you're not. How are you doing this well in life and have it all totally buttoned up? It's weird when you put things in perspective like that. I don't know.

You at least have a kid that you can hang your hat on. It's probably because we talk and do a microphone. I do like to hang my hat on a lot. Yeah? Yeah, I know. Just make him stand in the corner

with your fedora on? It's because I dress like a scumbag, and we just go to the studio and sit in front of a microphone. We're in a golf shirt right now. You look good. Well, usually I have a t-shirt on and performance shorts. You're not wearing those trash-ass gym shorts anymore. You're being hard on yourself, Dylan.

You're right. You've taken leaps in your gym attire. Thanks, Dave. I appreciate it, man. I wear those stance socks at the gym now. It helps that we've had a lot of new sponsors come on that have offered gym clothing for Dylan. It does help.

Shouts to Roadback, man. Randy 20. Get you 20% off. Oh. Hey, another unanticipated age. What do you think Killian Murphy is? I don't know who that is. Peaky Blinders, yeah?

Yeah, Peaky Blinders, too? Yeah, Peaky Blinders. He's also in Dark Knight. I would say he's 41. I have no concept for who he is. He was in one of the Batman movies. I'm going to guess... See, I want to shoot high or low because of

you're asking. My knee jerk is 41, but the way you're framing the question. I want to say like he's like 35 or something. 48. Okay, he's 43. Okay. So you pretty much nailed it.

I thought he was like 34, 35. So I thought I was surprised. Yeah, looking at photos. So I looked at photos of him because I'm not really familiar with that much of his work. I would have said about 36. A lot of people confuse me for him. Yeah. When I'm out.

When I'm wearing one of my, like, fedoras or whatever. When you're wearing, like, your newsboy caps. My newsboys. Especially the ones that have little razors in them. Dude, stop. Spoiler alert. It's pretty common. That's such a shady move, man.

They got to chill with those razors. What do you think of that name, Cillian? I'm sure that's like... He's Irish, right? Yeah, that's got to be traditional Irish or think of that name cillian i'm sure that's like he's irish right yeah that's got to be traditional irish or something welsh killian right hard to see it looks like it should be cillian but it's yeah it's killian there's some pictures where i he looks like just a verified psycho and i'm like dude there's no way he's attractive and then like you look at most of them it's like oh this is a good looking guy oh yeah he's very strong features sharp jaw sure what's your favorite body part on him will um just from i i would say just from

looking at him right here i think his jaw i'm a big jaw envy guy since i don't have much of one so like when i see a guy with a good job like damn respect yeah what's it like to not to have two chins at all times i can be skinny as hell and i still have like somewhat two chins crazy luke p of uh the bachelorette fame i was not jealous of his this is too aggressive it's quite aggressive but it's good i don't need it that much yeah i don't know a good jaw goes a long way love a good jawline he's listed at five nine so i mean probably coming in about five seven'7 1⁄2". You could take him, is what you're saying.

Oh, there's no doubt in my mind. He looks, he looks taller. I don't know. The camera adds three inches. He has dad legs, like thick boy legs.

Good for Dylan. Really? Yeah. I noticed that in one of the episodes of Peaky Blinders. I was like, oh my God, dude.

He's like the Minka Kelly of, that was rude. Oh, that's mean. I was like, oh my God, dude. He's like the Minka Kelly of... Oh. That was rude. Oh, that's mean. That was rude. You should have said

the Will to Freeze. Like, come on. I know. I don't know why he had to run to the bus. He might have been a rugby guy. Who knows? I reserve the right

to change that my thought that I could take him. I need to check out this leg sitch. He might have a really strong base. They're thick boys, yeah. Are you more confident against him

or against Bruce Lee? You mean old Jackie Chan? Jackie Chan. I feel like I've got the advantage on Bruce Lee right now. Yeah, maybe. I would... Ooh, that's tough. I would rather fight

young Cillian Murphy. Yeah, that's the move. That's the move. Oh, wow. I'm rather fight young Cillian Murphy. Yeah, that's the move. That's the move. Oh, wow. I'm showing David a picture of his legs. Am I wrong? Those don't even match his upper body. Yeah, he's thick as hell down there.

They're super, crazy dick. Damn. What's he doing out here with all those legs? Here's the deal. What's he doing with all those legs? If I had to fight one or the other, I'm going with Murphy, and here's why. He's within my demographic, so if I lose to him, it's not as embarrassing as if I lose to a 65-year-old man.

It's true. His legs are so thick, it makes him less attractive because they're too thick for his body. Yeah, he's large bones. He's all base, man. Dude, come on. You've got to tread lightly with this stuff, man. Coming from a thick-leg boy, there's nothing you can do about it.

Yeah, but yours are proportional. Kind of, yeah. Imagine if I got down to like, if I lose 10 pounds, they're not going to be proportional. No one's looking at you and being like, man, that guy's got crazy thick legs. You have just standard dad, thick boy legs. They're not too thick. All I care, I don't care about how thick my legs are as long as they like somewhat taper down into an ankle.

I just don't want to be a cankle guy right now. Dude, he's a kink. Killian is a cankle guy. I'm going to go and say it. Yeah. Do they have surgeries to get rid of cankles? Yeah. Well, they do.

Yeah. No, they don't. I don't know. I have no idea. I mean, I feel like that's the kind of thing that like I had a buddy growing up who had an older sister who struggled with that and she was hot too cankles are tough man and you can't get rid of them got the base on what would you do you can't just like uh take away bone like he he should he should tack on about 60 pounds and be a

fullback like he's built for it this is huge for the cankle squad. Are you guys ready? Uh-huh. As of April 10th, 2018, the surgical war on cankles has begun. Hell yeah. Good for the cankle people. Yep. That sounds like a painful surgery. Ankles or cankles are the next body part we're going under the knife to alter. Cankles for the uninitiated, blah, blah, blah. But yes, you can get surgery.

Small amounts of fat removal can change the shape of an ankle dramatically. The aim is to make sure the leg appears finer and more symmetrical. But yes, you can get surgery. Small amounts of fat removal can change the shape of an ankle dramatically. The aim is to make sure the leg appears finer and more symmetrical. That is from cosmetic surgeon Megan Heckenberg of Sydney, Australia's B-Sculpted Clinic. She's our plastic surgeon of the week. Yep. Congratulations, Dr. Heckenberg. So if it's... Okay, that...

I didn't realize it was like fat. Yeah, it's not. Fatty tissue. I'm sure... I thought it was just a real realize it was like fat. Yeah, it's not. Fatty tissue. I'm sure... I thought it was just a real thick-ass bone. But like, it's not fat that you can get rid of. It's not like... You thought it was all bone down there?

Yeah, yeah. It can't be all bone. Come on, dude. It's not just like a stout-ass bone. You want to know how much it'll be to get this surgery? Let's hear it. I'm going to... Can I guess?

Is it in U.S. dollars or... It's in USD. Seven grand. Oh, I'm going can I guess is it in US dollars or it's in USD seven grand oh I'm gonna say uh twenty two thousand dollars no that's that is far too much

how much is a poop job five why are you looking at me I don't know you're the host of the show you don't know is it like a fifty pop isn't that what Kanye said

fifty no I don't know no I think a good one I think if you're gonna get like a good one fifteen I think twenty if vene I think if you're going to get a good one. 15. I think 20.

How much are veneers? Expensive. I think a boob job should be more than veneers. Veneers are by tooth, and it can get really out of hand. By tooth, get one free? Yeah. That's good. It's not good.

It's really good. No. The average cost of a breast augmentation surgery is $3,824. Sorry, ladies. According to 2018 statistics of the American Society of Plastic Surgeons. You don't want an average boob job. We're not here to mansplain boob jobs, but we're about to. Don't spend three.

If I got jaw reconstructive surgery, I'm spending double what that would actually cost just to make sure that I'm getting the best of the best. It does note, however, that breast augmentation costs can widely vary yeah so yeah so you guys want to know how much it costs to get rid of cankles or no i already said so you were close you were much closer than dave it's 5500 this includes the whole calf and ankle area and recovery is apparently very very tough yeah because it's your ankles yeah yeah that's not that doesn't sound fun yeah they don't factor in how much it costs to get the cryo chamber that you have to buy afterwards in order to get back in.

I've got some big news for you, Dylan. You know you can buy an at-home skin bleaching serum, cream, or peel at a drugstore, salon, spa, or cosmetic surgeon's office from $6 to $44? It's the cheapest approach to... So I can do it myself? Anal bleaching. I can do it myself? Yeah. Yeah, but you need...

No, but you can't just do it and say you did it. You need a party that confirms. Okay, I'll bring money out there. No, but how are you going to get it on there? Use my hand. What are you talking about? I vote Brett goes. I can reach my butthole, Dave.

I can wipe my butt. I know, but I feel like there's a method to it. No, you can't just do it... I'll read the instructions. You have to stand there and bend over in front of the mirror, like you did when you were a little kid. Okay. What?

I don't think I did that. I just stumbled upon it. Dude, every kid did that as a little kid. Every kid did it once as a little kid just to see what was going on. Just to see what your b-hole looked like? I think you should do it every five years. Oh. Why?

Isn't that doctor recommended? Every five years bend over in front of the mirror? If you're at risk? I don't know. What am I at risk for? I'm not a doctor. I'm not going to know. Those things are so gross, man.

Hey, I just found an article from Women's Health. What it's like to have your butt bleached. Five women who have done it divulge. The good, the bad, the burning anuses. That's the byline. By Chrissy Brady. Dude, just do it so this Reddit post can stop going up every day. That guy's annoying.

It's just clogged. No, he's not. It's actually, they do well every day. I'm not going to blame him. He's got to fix the use of every day, though. He uses one word. It's two. You want me to read this?

It really bothers me. You want me to read one account? Yeah. My friend and I went to a spa and spontaneously decided to try it. The initial treatment wasn't so bad, but they sold us this at home gel to maintain our butts, but it didn't agree with me. Basically lit my ass on fire.

I shouldn't have been surprised since you, so it's like going to pluckers. Did you have to wear gloves to apply it? I should have realized that if it's bad for my hands, wiping it on my poor unsuspecting booty was a bad idea. That's from Tiff H. Wow, thank you, Tiff H. Tiff.

Tiff with the bleach bottle. That's how I feel when I go to Pluckers. I need gloves in order to eat it, and then the next day my butt's just on fire. I don't go to Pluckers anymore. I'm retired. I've only been once, and the days following, I was in shambles

I felt like shit for four days yeah I'd be okay never going to a wing place again never shouts to us going on all you can eat wing night

which just made it an absolute zoo in there the homie had fun though oh yeah I forgot he was he got boneless wings off man dude in the same breath

as every day being combined into one word in this thing i hate it when people do uh check out or work out or make out yeah all those words it drives me insane it's so easy to not get it wrong i saw complex use workout incorrectly the other day in like a headline and i wanted to i wanted to write the editor. Do it. I didn't though. Do it. So workout as one word is a noun. So say I'm going to get a workout

in. If you're going to get a workout in, that's one word. If you're going to work out, that's two words. Because one is used as a noun, the other one is a verb. I use it in texts. Whichever one it autocorrects to or pops, you know, pops up, that's the one I go with. I won't go back and change.

You need to go back. My texting has gotten terrible lately. The amount of errors that I'm finding in my texts is it's unprecedented. I'm just getting more careless. My new iPhone gets here tomorrow though, so maybe the autocorrect

will be improved on it. Are people ready for what I'm about to do with this camera? Dude, I don't think so. I don't think they're ready. I need to upgrade. I'll let you use mine, Dylan.

No. You can touch my phone and then we can go from there. Will you be my photographer in Cabo, though? Maybe. I might not hang out with you in Cabo that much. No, you will. No, I think I might just, like, chill. Dude, I need to get a gram off with my new hat.

You haven't even gotten your hat yet. Okay, but... You might not even get here in time. I'm gonna get a bitch hey spooky season yeah hey went live yesterday on patreon i'm not saying it's one of the most successful things we've done on patreon but i think it might be the most successful thing we've ever done on patreon so if everybody could uh go check it out i highly recommend it if you're a little if you're on the fence, go listen to Spooky Season Episode 1 on our normal feed. It's not only on Apple Podcasts, but it's also on Spotify.

Correct. Go check it out. Is it on Stitcher? It's probably on Stitcher. People loved it, man. What just happened over here? A spider landed on his laptop. He was tiny, but I'm not a spider guy. I think it fell out of his hair. Take a photo of it and let's put it on his laptop. It appears to have... Tiny, but I'm not a spider guy.

I think it fell out of his hair. Take a photo of it and let's put it on next door. It was great for the ecosystem. No, it was not great for the ecosystem. I needed to kill it immediately. Who's the little guy? Snakes I'm fine with. Spiders falling from the ceiling, I'm not cool.

You shouldn't be fine with snakes. Well, in the Northeast, we didn't really have any dangerous ones besides water moccasins and copperheads. Oh, lot to learn water moccasins those like flofers you've never heard of a moccasin water moccasin no well fuck you cotton snake they live uh in the water you'd be yeah surprisingly i'm gonna i'm gonna mansplain this to you snakes and snakes up north like it was never a concern the water lost your ball in like a sketchy area of a golf course i didn't i never thought like oh i shouldn't go in here this is day number two of me talking Snakes up north, it was never a concern. If you lost your ball in a sketchy area of a golf course, I never thought, oh, I shouldn't go in here.

This is day number two of me talking Boy Scouts. At Boy Scout camp, that's what your number one fear was, the water moccasin. Are you about to be a troop leader? I wish. Dork. That sounds terrible. Camping with a bunch of little annoying kids.

Dylan, you can't even tie a knot. Bitch, watch me. What's your best knot mine's the party knot the party knot yeah Dylan's a big balloon guy I can't tie a balloon

like a water balloon what's your problem that's the easiest knot of all time I can't do it it's just over and through I think my fingers just don't work like that like I can't do it you gotta figure that over and through. I think my fingers just don't work like that. Like, I can't do it. You got to figure that out.

You have stubby fingers? Yeah. I have small hands. Well, I don't think that's... Hold your hand up. Oh, sick. That's a regular looking hand, dude. I think that's a fairer way to put it.

It kind of looks like a hand with a helper hand. I have a very average hand. Like, this hand doesn't really feel like... I don't think you need special hands to tie a balloon. It's just... Dude, I've never been able to do it well. Like, I'm batting, like, 200. You gotta stretch it out nice.

You gotta stretch out that tail. Dude, there's no better feeling than tying a water balloon up. Oh, yeah. And just throwing it at your buddy's face. Fuck. Just fucking pegging him with the water balloon. Right, right. What's happening?

I think Dave made a dirty joke. No, I didn't. I was just saying, like, throwing a water balloon to your buddy is funny. The water balloon launcher. Dude, you're back in the perp chair. The three-man. Oh, yeah.

The three-man water balloon launcher. You just, you're the one, your boys are holding it up, and you're just going back, and you're going way back, further back than anyone's ever gone. Should we get one from Mexico? Just launch them. No, I don't we get one from Mexico? Just launch them?

No, I don't... Launch them from our balcony into the pool? Federales aren't going to let us fuck around like that. With our luck, we'll launch one over the resort and hit some cartel dudes. He just shoots it out of the sky

and just looks at us from afar? That'd be tight. That'd be pretty impressive. Yeah. Hey, should we talk about this woman at the Brooklyn zoo who hopped in with the lions? Hey,

subscribe to spooky season. Oh yeah. Spooky season. Patreon.com slash circling back podcast. I can't wait for next week's. Really? Oh yeah. It's,

it's going to be unlike anything you've ever seen. If you say so. Or heard. I'm going to be even more spooked than we were this week. Yeah. You don't. If I, if I were you, I wouldn't even show up. if you say so. Or heard. Are we going to be even more spooked than we were this week? Yeah. Dylan, if I were you, I wouldn't even show up. Jeez. Spooky, spooky.

You're too scared for me to even be in the room. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. You're a grown man. I did get chills yesterday, a little bit. I did, too, to be honest. My inbox is popping. They don't call me chill to freeze because I don't get chills.

Shit. Hey, so this woman, she got in the lion thing at the Brooklyn Zoo. Oh, yeah. How did she get in here? Good question. It looks like she just stepped over

a three-foot fence and hopped in the lion's den. It looked a little easy. That's what's confusing me. Are there just lions walking around New York City? No. Yes. That'd be tight. That'd be exciting.

That'd be tight. Is that bull on Wall Street real? New York Daily News crushed the first sentence of this column. That's the best source. King of the jungle meet queen of bad judgment. Ooh. A Bronx Zoo trespasser paid a bizarre, hip-shaking visit to the attraction's African lion exhibit this past weekend, jumping a safety barricade as one of the maned beasts coolly stared her down only a few feet away, zoo officials confirmed Tuesday.

Apparently there was a little moat between them. I fuck with moats heavy. Moats are tight, of course. I think she felt a sense of safety behind that moat but if but again I mean if the lion

wants to he's gonna hop over that thing pretty easily and fuck her up he was so just like dumbfounded that she had the audacity to get in there

he's like I don't even know what to do with you he was like looking around like are y'all seeing like y'all see this shit yesterday was a this is a story that makes Twitter worth it cause Twitter was really funny this shit? Yesterday was a... This is a story that makes Twitter worth it.

Because Twitter was really funny with this yesterday. There was a lot of good reactions. We were very close to one of the most gruesome cell phone death videos of all time. What was that? Yeah. Had that thing just... Oh, the lion?

Yeah. Yeah. It's really on the person videotaping to not stop videotaping. See, I've seen two different angles. That's good. So someone, in the event that that lion goes in for the kill, you've got to hold up the phone.

Yeah, she's got long hair and stuff, too. I want to see the full-length video of it. What are her friends doing right now? Was she just kind of saying to herself like, oh, I'm like a, like no, I'm kind of one with lions. I'm down. I can do this. Just watch. I've always had a spiritual connection with a lion.

And she just hops in, starts dancing. It's not the move. What are you doing? Yeah, how did she get in there? Even the camera, it looked like it was just like they were holding it up and not behind a barricade, like not behind a fence of some sort. How much money would it take for you to do that? To get in

there with the money? To do exactly what she did. I don't know. A hundred grand? I don't know. You're looking for six. You think maybe she was like coerced? I don't know. No, I don't know. You said she was like coerced? No, I don't know.

You're saying she was a backer? She might have some funding. Is Cousin Greg's grandpa funding her right now? Funding secured. No, I don't know. I wonder. It doesn't look like there's like a mental illness there or like she had a death wish.

It just looks like she got in there and said, hold my beer. Watch this. There's a warrant out for her arrest though. See, this is, okay, if you look at the video, it, it doesn't look like there's much of a barrier.

Like there's the moat for sure. But like, there's just these little wood things. It looks way too easy to get in there and way too easy for this lion to get out. I want to know how deep this moat for sure but like there's just these little wood things it looks way too easy to get in there and way too easy for this lion to get out i want to know how deep this moat is if the moat is deep enough that the lion will never escape from it then maybe she's not in that much danger because clearly there's not that much else going on between the wood fence and the moat looks like a narrow moat though like the lion could easily just hop right over it no but it

might be just perspective true i don't know it's like it doesn't make sense to me that this brooklyn zoo has no like you know what maybe maybe this is an overblown story and that moat situation can absolutely keep the lion away and that's why there's like not a substantial barrier there a fence of some sort yeah that's what i'm wondering i'm thinking this moats maybe that's it's like most moat she didn't get over the moat let's be clear and if i hear that there's a moat somewhere i'm there's no way that i'm gonna be able to get across it had this been a different type of big cat you have to think it ends differently like i feel like this is a jag because you we've seen when you know jags are a little bit more athletic than the lion the jag carries that crocodile out

of the out of the river. That's an all-time video. Oh, come on. I feel like I get tagged in that video once every month, and it never gets old. I watch it every time I get tagged in it, like three or four times each. How far do you think a Lion can jump at full speed?

40 feet. Dave? Like in one single leap? Yeah. 15 feet? They can leap as far as 36 feet. That's pretty close. Length of a school bus.

Well, think about like if a person can jump like 20 plus, right? You know, like long jump. Yeah. I mean, the better. Dave's right is melting right now. It is. I have no concept for how far. I mean, the world record long jump per my quick Google search is 29 feet,

four and a quarter inches. Yeah. That's far. Okay. But with this knowledge, it seems like this lion could have easily jumped that moat and just murked this girl or anyone else standing behind her at the fence it's probably a well-fed lion so it wasn't like it would it needed to but yeah god that would have been gruesome that would have been really bad the thing i like about new york daily news is that they have the

side thing of the ads that aren't actually columns on their site. Oh, that's cool. But the ridiculous headlines that just make you click. Give us one. Teacher dies after swallowing bag of cocaine in Manchester airport. Okay. And they put a really nice, wholesome photo of her.

I don't think she actually did that. Woman shot dead leaving work was married to a drug lord and an actor. I would love to know which drug lord and actor this was that she was married to. Look, here's a here's a picture of a kid at the Brooklyn Zoo at the line exhibit. And look, there's no like barricade or anything. Yeah, it makes you think. What the fuck's going on there? I don't know.

We need to go to Brooklyn. You can't just you can't just do that. That's a lion back there, people. I guess I know what they're doing. We need to go on a safari. They're not cheap. Yeah. You know what?

I can miss. Should we go just hunt big game in Africa? Take down some owls? Yeah. Yeah, I think we should. It'd be a great pub for us. Yeah. Hey, they say no publicity is bad publicity.

People would really like it if we just killed a lion. I'd just fuck that up. What'd you say? Should we just domesticate something? What's-his-face never got back to me about the kangaroo. I forgot we almost owned a kangaroo. We should have had Brett move on to a ranch that had a kangaroo area instead of moving into some generic apartment.

We could probably find him out here. That's stipulation in us hiring him. We got your place to reside. As long as I got the invite to Dylan's ranch before the rest of y'all, that'd be cool. I've been out there, just to be clear. I got it before Dave. The weekend that you went out there,

Dave was also invited. He just couldn't go. I feel the weekend that you went out there, Dave was also invited. He just couldn't go. No, Dave didn't play out that way. For the record. I'll tease this a little bit. At a potential partnership we're working on here, there is a clay shooting, like sporting clay situation, about half an hour from the place.

And they're interested in doing a little contest between the three of you. Yes! That'll be fun. The fun thing is... Who's going to lose that one, I wonder? It's actually, we just go out

and it's Clay, flounder on the fly out there just shooting shotguns. That'd be fun. It's aggressive. Actually, everyone wins that contest. True story. He helped me get ready

for a clay shoot one time. Really? Yeah. I'm going to have to... I need to go train. Yeah, you don't want... Yeah. I'm going to have to, I need to go, like, train. Yeah, you don't want, yeah. I'm not going in blind. I have to go train.

Your shoulder's going to hurt. Dude, have you seen these things? Are you serious? No, I mean, anybody, dude. It fucking, it doesn't feel good after a full day of shooting clays. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, something just tells me I'm going to get last place in that, but who am I? I don't know. I was never very good at, like, Bond or anything. I'm going to get last place in that, but who am I? I don't know. I was never very good at Bond or anything. I tried. Like 007? Yeah.

This feels a lot different. Yeah, this is totally different. They're still moving targets that you're shooting. Well, this is shooting a shotgun IRL instead of holding a little controller. This would be huge because I need an excuse to pull out my shooting shirt. You have a shooting shirt? I do. Does it have a shoulder?

I'm going to order one from Philson just to stunt. Is it bright orange? No, it's Beretta. It's khaki and it's about oh, I'd say three sizes too big. Nice. Think RV shirt but in gun shooting shirt form. Did you buy this yourself or did you? I did. It was a panic order. I was going out to

a buddy of mine. His family has a nice ranch at the Panhandle. And we were going out there and it was going to be like my first quail hunt. And I didn't know what to wear. So I just went and panicked and bought a shooting shirt. How did it pan out for you? Good. I shot some quail.

Quail hunting is fucking fun. There you go. Quail hunting is fun. Quail hunting is the most fun I you go. Quail hunting is fun. Quail hunting is the most fun I've ever had hunting. I really want to do it. They run, dude. I'm bummed that no one's ever... We did it with dogs.

If you do it with dogs, it's badass. Because the dogs are just so fun to watch work. Dogs are tight. Dogs are tight, man. It's fun watching dogs work. Even watching Rosie just try to do a task. I just love watching her. She has so much more ambition than I have.

I love watching them do homework. Really struggling with algebra. Diagramming their sentences and shit. Randy on a rigorous curriculum over there. That kid who's doing the calculator. He's doing his calculations. I was trying to help her. Dave was out doing his calculations. I was trying to help Randy. Dave was out back smoking some meat, and I tried to help Randy,

and he wouldn't stop typing in 80085. And I was like, dude, stop. He thinks that's really fun. Stop. It's inappropriate, Randy. Oh, come on, Randy. Just like his old man, dude. Dude, it's just like him.

Such a perv. The perv thrown over here i don't know in closing please don't uh please don't go over the barricade the brooklyn zoo even though it's pointless we need we need to if anyone in brooklyn please reach out to us and let us know what someone brought up a good point like had that lion attacked her would they have had to put down the lion yeah because that's the real yeah that's just bullshit yeah no i don't know i feel like harambe they might have kind of changed their tune when it comes to this stuff i've completely forgot the facts surrounding harambe dude we probably didn't escape did we do something harambe was killed

preemptively right they killed him because he could have killed that child. Yeah. Okay. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was different. Is it different having a child go in an enclosed thing as opposed to an adult? Yeah, it's way easier to beat up a child.

Well, I feel like a child, I feel like a child you can more justify killing the animal because you're like, this small child didn't know any better to go in. Whereas like an adult, it's like, eh, the adult might just need to get naturally selected here. You can't kill a lion just for being a lion. Like lions kill shit.

That's what they do. Yeah. You know? Like imagine if Dave was just like grabbing a cold brew and like someone killed him and it was just like, dude, he was just doing what he loves. Right. You fucked up.

Wait, so in this scenario, like, am I the lion? Yeah. Okay. And killing is the cold brew. Somehow grabbing the cold brew killed somebody. Yeah. What if you started feeding your lions cold brew and they just got a bunch of shit done? You don't want to do that.

They're just all jittery. What happened to Valero? The jag? Valerio? Valerio. Not the gas station Valero. I think Valerio's still alive in a while right I thought they had to

put him down no no no he just went ham he was just slaying alpacas and shit he killed like 18 didn't he I really hope he's still alive

what a cat that was yeah no he is alive alright good good there's an article on nola.com see Valerio the jaguar explorers renovated enclosure at the Autobahn Zoo dude there's not a jag he is alive. All right, good, good. There's an article on NOLA.com.

See Valerio the Jaguar explores renovated enclosure at the Autobahn Zoo. Dude, there's not a Jag that has more blood on his hands than Valerio. Jaguars being Jaguars. Yeah, and the thing was... He went on a spree.

I don't think he was even killing to eat. I think he was probably just killing to kill. He was killing for sport. That's my favorite kind of killing. Take it easy. Now that I know we're clay shooting, I'm just all in on

shooting. Yeah, they... Okay. He's okay. They got him in a better enclosure, so now he can't sneak out and commit multiple murders. That's good. That was the most fun I think I've ever had on the podcast.

The Valerio week. People are still talking about it. I might go back and listen to that one. People talk about that a lot. Wait, Harambe is trending right now. Shut the fuck up. I think because of the lion. The woman at the Brooklyn Zoo.

Why is he? That's so weird. Harambe died so this woman could get murked by this lion. People are saying that, yeah, the lion would have been put down before it could finish her off. Okay. What was your favorite Harambe shirt that we made? Probably the Cincinnati Harambes.

No, not mine. That was a brainchild of your boy. Was that you? Yeah. I know. can we tell how like this how you came up with shirt ideas for this there was a there was a cash prize if we used your shirt idea yeah so we had a contest the company and so no one mailed it in there was no there was no limit on submissions so i just was like all right i'm gonna throw all the shit at

the wall and see what sticks and the two choices that one were the cincinnati harambe's which is the dumbest idea of all time that's the worst and then my other idea which i actually think was pretty entertaining was just uh make harambe alive again that one is funny that's a funny one oh that's bad it's sold a lot that's bad that was a good hundred bucks i made on that one good for you yeah thank you thank See, the joke is he's dead. Mm-hmm. And make him alive again. Anytime you can do a Trump Harambe joke.

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Yeah. She's had a day. She's had a 24 hours on the internet. She's had a 24-hour on the internet. She's had a... Yeah. She went macro. Her name is getting plastered across the internet. So I guess when we finished up Spooky Season, I checked my Instagram story when we were sitting in here.

I did it right before Spooky Season. Yeah, I saw she had a story. You're ground floor on this, Dave. Yeah, I guess I was we saw it before it went viral wait what we saw it long before this went viral oh for sure we confronted like yeah

this kind of messed up so apparently she had sent a job application so Emily Clow used to intern for us way back at our old company and she's... Did you hire her, Dylan? I did.

Did you interview her? I did interview her. How'd she do in the interview? Did she crush it? Well, she was very tall in the interview. She's a tall girl. She's about 5'10". And she had on crazy tall heels.

I'm taller than her, but I look at her like she's taller than me. So I was looking up at her. I was like, oh, okay. You're here for the internship, huh? She interviewed well. Obviously, was looking up at her. I was like, oh, okay. You're here for the internship, huh? She interviewed well. Obviously, I offered her the job. She's a good girl.

She was in the pantheon of favorite interns. Yeah. Very nice girl. She was top three all the time. She was very productive. Yes. Actually, we ended up paying her. So she became a paid intern, which not everybody gets that.

So there you go. So this, I don't know what this company does but she applied for an austin company called kick-ass masterminds how do you name your company that which is important to this story because they apparently take themselves very seriously well when we were starting washed media we tried to go with kick-ass masterminds but saw that it was already taken all over social media so then we tried kick-ass media, but it was too close to... Yeah. Yeah.

It never worked. So they, apparently, so they sent her, she sent over an application, and they rejected her, but instead of just normally, you know, rejecting her, they actually didn't reject her. Oh, they didn't? According to a statement that they released or something.

Oh, I've not seen that. Maybe not a statement, but they were, I read an article from the Daily Mail, and they got a hold of somebody about it, and they said, we didn't actually reject her. But anyway, keep going. This feels like a passive rejection. Yeah, imagine them calling her in for an interview after shaming her to their thousands of followers.

So they took a photo. They went on her Instagram. They were clearly looking her up when she applied. After encouraging her to share her Instagram. Okay. They asked her for it. So it's a photo. She posted a photo like a lot of people do in a bathing suit.

She's wearing a bikini. It's her in a pool. It's what you do when you're in a pool. Posted it on Instagram. It's really not that crazy. And they posted it on their story. They cut her head off, but like the rest of her body's in it.

And it says PSA in parentheses, because I know some of you applicants are looking at this in parentheses. Do not share your social media with a potential employer. If this is the kind of content on it, I am looking for a professional marketer, not a bikini model. Then it says, go on with your bad self and do whatever in private but this is not doing you any favors in finding a professional job this of course from kick-ass masterminds who now like has no social media presence anymore as well as their website

taken down yeah so so she screenshots and she puts on her story. She tweets it. And she even brought it to Twitter and tweeted about it and said she was objectified. I hit her with the yikes. You did?

I think this was appropriate. I wish you would have hit it with a yeesh. It started to gain steam and she rates dogs

which is a Twitter account that I didn't know existed. Also, why are they covering this story? But they tweeted about it,

and that's what really got the momentum going. I bet Klaue has some contacts, and I bet she reached out. I bet Klaue knows somebody who runs that account. Maybe, maybe. She knows a lot of people. Arsenal Sports, shouts to Brett. They covered it as well.

CEO... Shouts to Brett. CEO Erica Nardini was tweeting about it. And then, of course, the Daily Mail picks it up, which is big. Yeah, you can pretty much find it anywhere. If you want to go follow her, check out her timelines, at Emily E. Clow, C-L-O-W. Yeah, I have to think this worked out in her favor.

I mean, I truly hope she gets a job much better than with kick-ass masterminds out of this she's had an outpouring of support from people yes yeah um i i always think it's funny when people are applying for jobs and they they straight lace their entire social media presence they like change their facebook photo and lock it all down to just like a headshot that like clearly they took from like their fraternity composite or something. You always know when someone's applying for a job, they get the little lock next to their, next to their ad on Twitter,

private on Instagram. That's why I went private on Instagram recently. Cause I was applying for jobs. I had, I had a potential, a company I wanted to intern for in law school. It was an oil and gas company in Oklahoma city. They, they looked at my Facebook. I think i've told this story and i had a photo i'm wearing

like a i mean like a rehearsal dinner or something and i'm wearing a sport coat and i've got a glass a pretty stout glass of like scotch or probably wasn't scotch it's probably like jack daniels but it's just a drink a cocktail drink and i don't look hammered it was kentucky gentlemen uh But it's just a cocktail drink, and I don't look hammered. It was Kentucky Gentleman. Kentucky Deluxe, actually. It was a blend. And they brought it up to me.

And they were talking about how you have to represent the company when you're out on the town. Yeah, because I'm sure these guys never drink. Oh, yeah, dude. Sorry for drinking. I don't know. It was weird. Yeah, what are we supposed to do? I didn't get the job, but they went under like two years later.

By the way, this is an important detail of this story. So Kick-Ass Masterminds, this is from their LinkedIn profile, and their About Us section. They say that they match and manage mastermind groups for rebellious business owners. Dude, mine just did the exact same thing. Why? That's weird.

What did I say? I don't know. Mine just lit up when you did it anyway um those who have the hunger to call shots in their their life and business okay they are rebelling from the traditional way of earning a living because they've lost faith in quote-unquote corporate america they yearn for freedom and are ballsy enough to chase after it how are you going to say that and then do what you did because this this woman is probably full of shit. Or she's jealous. Or she's jealous of Clow.

But like how fucking stupid can you be? Be better people. It's just weird. It's really weird. It's just like why would you put that on your story? Like if you really want to talk about it with somebody just send it to your friend and be like oh check out this girl that like whatever. Like you probably shouldn't even be doing that. Well and it's your story. Like, if you really want to talk about it with somebody, just send it to your friend and be like, oh, check out this girl

that, like, whatever. Like, you probably shouldn't even be doing that. Well, and it's your company. A kid, like, Cloud's, like, right out of college. It's like, it's a bad look

to shame somebody. Like, she's, like, 22, 23 years old. It's like... Let's take us, for example. We're a fun company, I'd say, right? We have fun.

Oh, yeah. Fun's fun. We're about to do a segment called This Weekend in Fun. We're the fun boys I'd say right? We have fun. Oh yeah. Fun's fun. We're about to do a segment called This Weekend in Fun. We're the fun boys. But like I feel like we go about things in a somewhat professional way even though we make like cum jokes

and say cum thunder and stuff like that. But I feel like we still are somewhat professional and like official in some ways. Yeah very much so. We would never like if one of you put that up on the story something like that it would take two seconds for the other two of us to be like, dude, what the fuck?

Take that down. That's not the move, dude. No. Take it down. I'm going to body shame myself on our Instagram story today. I'll man to do that. I'll go viral for it. I'll take it down.

Thank you. Did you have something to say, Brett? You picked up the mic. Yeah, I did. I was going to say, any company that goes to the same pizza restaurant like six times in the first week that I've been here, I think we're just kind of a beacon of consistency. Yeah, yeah. Major shouts to Pine House.

Yeah, we've taken bread to Pine House maybe a little too much so far. You got to be careful living here. It's a fun spot. It's real easy to pack on about 12 real quick. Oh, trust me. It's the Austin 12. It's quite easy to pack on about 20 real quick or 25 real quick. Oh, trust me. It's the Austin 12. It's quite easy to pack on about 20 real quick or 25 real quick.

I was in the 170s when I moved here and now I'm at a strapped 184. You work out every day, right? Yeah, every day. You look great. You can't lose weight though because of the legs. I know.

I don't want to become unproportional. It's true. You need a bulk up top. If I need to lose weight, like if say I need to cut 5 pounds real quick I just go get a beard trim the second I get a beard trim everyone's like did you lose some weight that's what T was saying

Will's in there a lot just getting beard trims twice a month unless you need to lose weight I usually go twice a month you need to start lifting heavy weights low reps like 5 sets of two, just all like bench and shoulders just to, to really balance out the legs.

Yeah. I don't want to do that though. It'll take like 20 minutes. I think I'm just 20 minutes. I think I'm just going to spend the $5,500 to get the surgery. Dude, get the surgery. What if I got calf surgery to lose weight in my calves?

You get that surgery. I'll get calf implants, and Dylan gets his butt bleached. Maybe they'll cut us a deal if we all go in together. There's got to be one doctor that does all that. Somehow Dylan's getting the best deal out of this. Yeah. Dave's getting calf implants. He's going to look dope, man.

Yeah, but... Fire calves. You're going to look bigger than my actual thighs. Getting bleached seems way less intrusive than getting new calves. Oh, really? Yeah, but at the end of the day, no one's looking at your butthole. Showing your butthole to a stranger? Yeah, but you're not going to be recovering for a long time

and having to apply creams to your scars on your calves for months. You don't know what the outpatient procedure is? I don't know. I've seen the MTV guy who got his calves done on True Life. Yeah, he was living... And I hate this term. I'm not going to say it. He was living pretty good guy who got his calves done on True Life. Yeah, he was living, and I hate this term. I'm not going to say it. He was living pretty good after that.

They showed him on the beach. I was going to say he was living his best life. I thought you were going to say he was living in 2019. That guy who was like, I have the perfect body. He did. If only I had the calves. That's what I say to myself every day. There's a lot of people who have no calf muscle.

I've noticed that at the gym. It's not just me and Dylan. Oh, come on, dog. We're not the only dudes with thin legs in that gym. That's all I'm saying. Of course not. He wasn't the best true life character. I'd rather have skinny legs than super thick legs.

You don't qualify for super thick legs, Will. I'm trending that way. No, I'm not trending that way because they're not getting thicker necessarily, but I'm on the closer end to super thick legs than I am to skinny legs. I just want the muscle definition that goes around the knee. You know what I mean? I want the muscle definition of a calf.

I want that as well. I'm sorry, not a calf. Of a quad. I want my quads to look pretty jacked. Some popping quads are dope. Yeah. Those take work though. Some pumping quads are dope.

Popping. Popping quads. I tried to be a leg guy at one point. And so I decided just to do like a lot of leg press. And it took me a week before I was like, this sucks. I don't want to do this anymore. I just wanted to be a leg guy. You didn't hit that working out threshold.

No, no. This was like, I was already in my routine. I just got tired of doing leg press like every day, which I probably shouldn't be doing it every day. Yeah, you're probably overdoing it. Sorry. I was all in. Should we do this weekend of fun?

Yeah, we probably should. You want to do a row of fun? Yeah, we probably should. You want to do a rowback first? Yeah. I mean, those two things go hand in hand. If I'm doing something fun this weekend, it's going to be wearing rowback. Wow. Everyone knows that. That is a very great point, sir.

I don't know what we can tell the people, what we haven't already told them about rowback. Look, it's quarter zip season. It's officially here. It's officially here. They make the best quarter zips in the game. Yep. The Navy one with the American flag on the back. Oh, my God. Oh's officially here. They make the best quarter zips in the game. The Navy won with the American flag on the back. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Endorsed by... I forgot his name. John Travolta. Son of a bitch. Oh my god. They've just got some really good looking QZs right now. The Foghorn

goes super hard, just gray. The Rover, which is just a hunter green color. Are you kidding me? It's got 13 reviews, all five stars. Don't sleep on the performance tees. Dave and I wear them to the gym on the daily pretty much now. They are so comfortable. They fit so well.

They have a pullover that's light gray. It's called the Dire Wolf. What? Are you serious? Are you kidding me? Get out. Dave needs that. Dave absolutely needs that.

The promo code is Randy20, and you will get 20% off at rowback.com. That's R-H-O-B-A-C-K. Randy 20. Keep hitting me with your orders. I'll keep responding with photos of Randy live in real time. Are you still doing that? Yeah, they're still popping in, man.

That's big. I've seen a lot more. I'm pretty aware of Roback now. I've seen a lot in the wild lately. People on Instagram getting posts off wearing their Robacks. It makes me really happy. We just got a nice email from a couple backers. They were pretty much repping every sponsor, including Roback.

As they should. As they should. Dylan, you want to start us off with this weekend of fun? Yeah, sure. I would love to. Friday night, I will have the homie. And per usual, we will get a dinner off somewhere, I'm sure. Maybe watch a movie.

I might have a glass of wine. He has apple juice. I'm not sure. Something like that. You don't get him like that fake stuff we've done like for for celebrations we've done like uh the sparkling cider stuff when my parents would do that i it was such a lituation i was always so excited to like partake yeah for like new years and stuff we'll get him that yeah you think he he has fun with it yeah it's the best. A wild man.

Saturday and Sunday, I'm not quite sure yet what I'm doing. TBH. Something fun's going to go down. I just don't know what. Wow. Yeah. That's it, man. Yeah, I'm pretty much tied up all weekend with ACL.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty much tied up all weekend with ACL. Oh, yeah. I'm going to be pretty selective on when I'm there and how long I'm there because it's going to be hot. I'm not at the point in my life where I need to go out there at 3 o'clock in the afternoon and stay until it closes down. Who do you want to see the most? I don't know.

You sound psyched up. Bruce Hornsby? But I'm not going to be able to see him because he plays... He goes up against Third Eye Blind. Yeah, I'll be at Third Eye Blind with the people I'm going with. Third Eye Blind, I'm excited for them, but not like... Hornsby would have been just great to see live. Third Eye Blind doesn't have a new album out or anything like that.

I don't think so. That's what would really tank that performance. I hope not. Also, Kacey Musgraves is at that time. Yeah, I think... I love Kacey Musgraves. But in terms of like a festival... That's going to be all high school girls.

Yeah, in terms of a festival, I think that might be kind of miserable to go to. It's going to be really, really packed full of young people and kind of hard to see. And I don't... That's like everything at ACL. Yeah, but if you go to...

Dude, Hornsby will be... I went to Dwight Yoakam one year on a small stage, and it was the most fun I've ever had. That guy's awesome. He's great live. And it was probably like 2,000 people. But yeah, Guns N' Roses... Did they say GNR?

Dude, Axl sucks now. He's so bad. Is he? He is... To say he's a shell of himself would be an understatement he can't hit the notes you don't want he's out i mean like dude it's just it looks like a money grab like it's gonna be cool like the moment they play like the you know the first few notes of sweet child of mine then it'll be worth it yeah or you know name the song welcome

to the jungle like that's gonna be badass to hear the guitars. But it's going to be sad because, I mean, those are songs. His whole onstage persona is running back and forth, going crazy, screaming. Those are hard songs to sing. And he's like 50. Yeah. So I'm not that excited for that. Whereas, like, Metallica last year, they're probably the same age.

They were badass. I didn't the same age. They were badass. I didn't go to them. They were awesome. Because they don't really move around a lot. They're still able to sing. James Hetfield sounds good. So I don't know. You know where you're going

to have the worst time? Billie Eilish. Billie Eilish. Oh yeah. That's going to be hell. I think, dude, I think... I'm going to get some content out of it.

I think you've got to go somewhere else. I can't. Go to Gary Clark and just meet up with everybody after. somewhere else. Go to Gary Clark and just meet everybody after. I want to go to Gary Clark. Gary Clark is so tight. Did you watch Billie Eilish's performance on SNL this past weekend?

No. It tripped me out. They put her in a rotating house, but the camera stayed static the entire time, and so she was crawling on the ceiling and stuff. It was pretty impressive how they did it, but it was, I don't know,

weirded me out. She kind of scares me a little bit. She's, she's definitely qualifies as a cool teen who intimidates me. She's like 17, right? I don't know. There's no way to know.

And then, yeah, that's, that's pretty much it. So I'll be out and about a little bit, but yeah, I'm pretty much going to be locked down by ACL. Liddy. bit. But yeah, I'm pretty much going to be locked down by ACL. Litty.

Indeed. I have a weird weekend. I don't know. Thursday night. I'm going to start it on Thursday. Thursday night, I'm going out to dinner with Micah. Personally, I'm psyched. Sally and I hang out with Micah and Boo Boo.

We used to hang out with them a lot. We haven't seen them in a while. It's been a minute. So we decided to get a dinner off. Friday night, Sally's got a new co-worker who she really likes, so we're having happy hour with them. I mean, like, it's really hard to get jazzed about going out to happy hour with people I've never met before, but I've been assured they're cool,

so we'll see how that goes. Could be fun. We'll see. And then Sally leaves town. She's going on a mission trip to Guatemala on Saturday. And so she's gone for the next week. So it's kind of weekend to will. I've got some soccer to watch.

Lions are on a bye week. What a bummer. Damn, right when they're heating up. They need a bye week. They're going to return hard. They are. Hey, look, I mean. Next game's Monday night football.

Who do they got? Packers. Okay. That might end up being the best Monday Night game of the season. So far, maybe. I don't know where it is, though. Cowboys get the pack on Sunday. Beat them up.

I'll cheer Cowboys against the Packers all day. Green Bay? No, the other Packers. The Todd would hope so. All day. Green Bay? No, the other Packers. I meant is the game. The Todd Packers. I meant is the game in Green Bay. Love the office. No, it's here.

Oh, okay. In Agdown. I guess I should have been more clear. It's in Swagdown. The Fort? No, that's Fort Worth. Yeah, shut the fuck up. Just see yourself out.

Dude, if y'all don't go to FanFest with me, I'm going to be a little upset. I'd rather go to... What the fuck up. Just see yourself out. Dude, if y'all don't go to FanFest with me, I'm going to be a little upset. I'd rather go to FrightFest with you. No, we're going to FanFest.

What is FanFest? NBC Sports is having their English Premier League FanFest in Austin, Texas. Free admission. Just go hang out. Dude, how about Bayern Munich yesterday?

God, there are going to be so many kits there. Electric. I left one of his four kits. You can borrow one of mine if you want. I can't believe y'all call many kits there. I left one of his for two. You can borrow one of mine if you want. I can't believe

y'all call that a kit. I'm not a big fan of adapting to the terminology. What's a kit? Like a jersey. I try not to do that. I feel like it sounds

too hard-o. You say pitch? I do. I mean, if I do it, I do it tongue-in-cheek. A lot of those terms are just a little much. Dude, what's Brett doing this weekend?

Oh, shit. Man, I got a pretty big weekend myself. My couch gets delivered on Saturday. Huge. I'm pretty psyched about that. Saturdays are for the couches. Yep. I just got an area rug.

I got the notification about 10 minutes ago that my area rug was delivered. I'm going to go get my car inspected. What did you go with for an area rug? I went with a, I don't know the exact name. It's beige and it has a pattern on it. Oh, huge. Good. Won't show a lot of dirt.

I can see it. Smart. Yeah, it's going to be cool. Something else gets delivered on Saturday. I think it's not my coffee table because that's three weeks away, unfortunately. It's a bummer. How long does it take to make a fucking coffee table? Good question, Will.

Good question. Just wood. But yeah, that's pretty much it so far. I think we're going to try to get some drinks in at some point, if you guys are down. Weekend of Will slash Dylan. Yeah. All right, cool.

But yeah, that's about it. It's always a weekend of Dylan. Come on. But then another update. Maybe not a weekend, I guess, but Sunday night a front comes through, and the high Monday is 82. That is the biggest thing for the squad.

Cannot wait. That's huge, man. I'm playing golf next week. I'm going to be in some kind of mood. Y'all just watch out. When cool weather hits, it's like a new me. I don't know how cool it's going to be. Just get ready for it.

David, get fucking ready. Like 85, it's not exactly cool. No, something's going to change in this weather forecast, and it's 100% going to be like 95 degrees. That was going to be my, I was going to jump in the steam room because. It will eventually get cool. Just wait. I was going to jump in the steam room because it was supposed to be 89 this Sunday.

Turns out it was 98. So I think AccuWeather is in partnership. It's a typo. Big typo. In partnership with Fox 7 News in Austin, Texas. They're in cahoots. They want to be talking about the weather. This is not a great town for meteorologists.

I can tell you that right now. This is an aspiring meteorologist himself. Dave cannot vouch. I'm going to have to agree with you because from what I've seen, it's supposed to be like 89 each weekend and then its actual temp is 98, 99, 99. We to be like 89 each weekend and then it's actual temp is 90, 98, 99, 99. We have 97s through the weekend and then 82 on Monday.

So I'll believe it when I see it. I'll believe it. Fucking sucks. If it's 82 on Monday, I'll buy a pumpkin. Dude, I think I'm going to get a pumpkin. I'm going to buy one anyway. Honestly, I think I'm going to get a pumpkin off soon. Oh, me too, dog.

Hi. I, I think I might just deck our place out I might just turn our apartment into a haunted house For when Sally gets back from Guatemala She just walks in and it's just like Like drape it with the What's like Did you make

Did you co-mingle sound effects People pay good money for that sound effect Sorry sorry sorry And also I've been told it's very loud in the headphones Did you co-mingle sound effects? People pay good money for that sound effect. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. That was a premium sound effect. And also, I've been told it's very loud in the headphones, so I'm going to have to be careful about that. As someone who wore headphones throughout the entire recording, at no point was I like...

It didn't feel loud in mine. No. But somebody on one of the things. He's a scaredy cat. Oh, he got a little too spooked. Maybe it's not for you. He was spooked. Might be time to take your business elsewhere.

No, please don't. Please keep supporting us. No, but side note, please don't. Please keep supporting us. Side note, please don't. Hey, big other thing this weekend, the NHL opens up. Huge. Huge weekend for the Buffalo Sabres, who look to be at the bottom of the table again. Couldn't get here soon enough.

How do you feel about their saves? I don't want to talk about their starting lineup. How do you feel about their day one lineup, dog? The fact that Vladimir Soboka's on line two and Evan Rodriguez is a healthy scratch, I don't want to talk about it, but it's just absolutely ridiculous. I was thinking the same thing, man. The fact that Vladimir Soboka is on line two and Evan Rodriguez is a healthy scratch, I don't want to talk about it, but it's just absolutely ridiculous. I was thinking the same thing, man.

But you know what? The Stars and Red Wings play on Sunday night. Yeah. We'll get something going for that. Yep, 6 p.m. But yeah. What time do the boys play? Great question.

I would imagine it's a 3.30 kickoff because it feels like a big-time game. Let's just go to a bar and sit down for like eight hours. I'm going to see if ACL is going to comply. Hey, do you guys want to know? You know me. Well, Sunday night's Childish Gambino's on Saturday. What were you saying?

You want to know the breaking news while you were podcasting? Yes. I like this recurring segment. Breaking news while you were podcasting. Do you want to go politics? I like this recurring segment, breaking news while you're podcasting. All right, do you want to go politics? Do you want to go Japan? Or do you want to go update on the lion story? Dave, you want to take this? Japan!

Well, as you all know, the PGA TOUR's inaugural Japan swing opens up in two weeks. Big. And Tiger Woods has come out and said he's close to 100% after undergoing arthroscopic knee surgery in August for the Japan Skins Challenge. Let's go. Yeah, muddy, muddy talks to Tiger. Featuring Rory McIlroy, Jason Day, Hideki Matsuyama, and Tiger Woods.

Yeah, I'm not very excited for that. I am. Well, if you're not excited for that, how about the Zozo Challenge, or excuse me, the Zozo Championship at Accordia Golf Narashino town country club in chiba japan the weekend after one of the courses they're doing something at japan my dad played back in like the 60s so they are gonna they're on a base that i don't something but anyway so there is kind of a connection there and i am excited to see that but i've heard that golfing in Japan is a whole different experience.

Rounds just take forever because you stop every three or four holes to go to a bar and drink and have fun. Wait, what? Are you being serious right now? Yeah. You're fucking lying. No. Dude, someone legit told me that.

It might have. I actually know who told it to me, and I can see him pulling my leg, but I don't think that would be something he would do in this situation. Just doing, like, socky balls? No, I've heard that, like, golf. That sounds incredible. I've heard golf rounds just take, like, eight hours because you're just, like, having a day.

Will's out there doing socky bombs. Let's go to Japan and play golf, please. Dude, I don't know why we haven't booked that yet. Have you heard skiing in Japan is, like, unbelievable, too? Yeah. They get, like, 14 feet of powder a year. Yeah. Oh, that's serious.

Lots of snow, Dave. There's a big powder guy. Big ski guy. We got to go. Yeah, we absolutely have to go. Oh, man, that was fun. Hey, wait. Breaking news number two.

Political news. Bernie Sanders hospitalized. Oh. What happened? What'd he do? I guess there was a cardiac issue. Man. Damn.

Makes sense. I mean. Okay. Why? Because he's old? Yeah. Oh. Old dude on campaign trail?

He'll have a cardiac issue eventually. I've watched Veep enough to know that that's hard on you. To all the Bernie bros out there, it might be time to switch over to the Yang gang. Sounds like he was feeling the burn. Feel the bang. Right. And number three, the girl who was in the lion enclosure said she did it because she has no fear.

And wanted to prove that she also, again, has no fear. Honestly. The lion could have changed her perspective on that real quick. I love that reasoning, though. She said. You gotta be afraid of something. If someone shoved a mic in my face and was like, why'd you get in the lion enclosure? I'd probably cower down

After like I got shamed on social media Her just being like I have no fear That's tight It's like the free solo guy Do you think she has a no fear sticker On the back of her truck Yeah for sure

Did the free solo guy die Or was that like one of his buddies One of his friends He's still alive He's still alive and well Did you watch that movie Have not No I don't want anxiety

What the fuck is wrong with you They like tested his brain And he like doesn't experience fear. He's not scared of shit. It's wild. It's a frontal lobe, I think. Sounds about right. What's your favorite brain lobe?

I've always been... I fucking hate you. That song goes though, Stay. I know every word. She played at ACL last year, but it was only for kids. Like it was a kid's section. I wasn't word. She played at ACL last year but it was only for kids. Like it was the kids section. I wasn't just going to be

hammered in the kids section with like a water bottle full of wine just singing stay. I only hear what I want to. Yeah. That song goes. Oh it's fantastic.

Fast car came on shuffle the other day in my car and I almost started crying. Fast car? The remix or the original? Just the normal one. Yeah. That one? Yeah the normal one. That one?

Yeah. So sad. Should we get out of here? What was the other stuff we were talking about? I don't know. No one knows, man. Who cares? Let's get out of here.

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