Circling Back - Stolen Brisket & Chorizo In Space

Episode Date: August 8, 2022

Not to go all Arby's on you guys but yeah, we've got the meats. Some brisket was stolen from a staple Austin BBQ joint, a French astrologist is tricking people into thinking chorizo is the sun, Dave discovered who Gordon Ramsay is, Dillon is UPSET about the lack of crunchy JIF at the store, and Will has an apology for an egregious tweet sent over the weekend from the Circling Back account. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (14:25) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (35:06) How Late Is Dave On This Show (38:30) Dillon’s Peanut Butter (44:30) Brisket Thieves in Austin, Texas (57:04) Fake Chorizo Star (1:04:30) Will Would Like To Issue an Apology Support This Episode’s Sponsors Caraway: www.carawayhome.com/steam (use STEAM for 10% off) Ten Thousand: www.tenthousand.cc (CIRCLING for 15% off) Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back circling back podcast presented by busy hard seltzer, the only hard seltzer with vitamin C and superfruit acerola my name is will defries to my left david roth i'm about to hit y'all with the tea is this dumois are you saying her dumois yes indeed um and i think you're gonna like it spotted don cheeto at stk toronto over the weekend then at D-Bar for post-dinner drinks a little later on. How about that sighting? Or maybe this is more your speed. Jennifer Garner and her son at the Brentwood Farmer's Market today.

We shucked corn next to each other. LOL. She's sweet. She's sweet. Of course, per du moi. The D-Bar. You used to hang out at a similar place when you were back in college, right? I don't really understand the reference.

Go ahead. I don't either. The D-Bar. Go ahead and explain, Dylan. Will you explain the D-Bar, please? You guys have a good weekend. No, this is what they call his dorm room. Hey, no cameras today.

Yeah, so if you're wondering uh what's going on probably not because you're listening to this but yeah we're not doing any video this week for anything because randy is home in chicago and so instead of uh trying to figure it out and do some kind of boot like setup we figured you know what it's easier just to you know take the week off and not worry too much no video i texted randy uh about 20 minutes. The fine folks at Rowback, Backward 20, by the way, are trying to send us some of their new shorts. So I asked Randy what his waist size was as they are going to send some shorts for us. And he responded, missing my ass already?

Maybe grow up, Randy. Sounds like somebody's still intoxicated. I'm honestly impressed he even responded. This is about shorts, man. Yeah, I do. If I text someone at Wash Media and they're not in the office, I can assume that I'm probably not going to hear from them for at least 45 minutes. He then quickly responded with his actual waist size, which I appreciated.

Should we fire him for kind of being a little too sexually aggressive? Yeah, a little flirty. Too horny. Fired for horniness. Oh, you'd have been gone long ago can we expose randy real quick i'm glad he's out of that bathroom or whatever but like overall randy did something that is a weird move in my opinion he taped off all the areas where he is going to be painting around in our studio and he did this moments before leaving

for chicago for a week. Yeah. So now we just have tape all over the walls. And no paint, no fresh paint. Yeah, and nothing, yeah, no paint. Very lack of fresh paint. Why even tape it off? Because he's weird. I don't know.

We should just do it. I bet we would do a really good job. I have some painting experience. I would do a fine job. I've done it a couple times. Didn't particularly care for it. Painted the entire exterior of my house. Two coats the summer when I was 15. Took a long time.

Did it by hand. Like a paintbrush. Oh. Yeah. Very cool. Yeah. Are you pledging your family at that point or something my dad was instilling some work ethic into me well you know what i think i might have painted during pledge ship that sounds like something that we uh voluntarily did remember the rock pit out back that was out back and it had our... I rocked.

Had the letters in it? Correct. They would just mess up the rocks and then make us fix them again, only to then be messed up again. It was like a never-ending chore. Yeah. Really mature. Real silly, guys. Come on, guys.

Clean it up. No, this is nice not having the pressures of being on video. I didn't have to put makeup on today. I look like shit. Y'all will never know. I bet you won't pop top. I'll do more than that. Bottoms?

I'll take my shoes off. I won't do that. I wouldn't do that to Will. No, I'm not a big barefoot person. I don't even like when people take their shoes off in my home i'd rather just have the dirty floors really yeah our babysitter that we've been using she we never told her to take her shoes off she does it automatically a lot of people do that it's i i think i like it i love it you guys have carpet in your homes you know why i love it no

we don't you know why i love it why No, we don't. You know why I love it? Why? Because the bottom of shoes are disgusting. Facts. Walking in the restrooms, getting pee-pee on them and shit. Just pee-pee. Not shit. I don't require people to take off their shoes when they enter my home. It is a nice gesture.

It makes me think, should I be asking if I go to Will's, do I need to ask? Like, hey, you want my shoes off? Like, is there a less awkward way to do it? Here's what you do. You walk in. If you see shoes by the front door, that's a shoe-free household, sir. Take your shoes off, too. Be a good sport.

Be a good guest. If someone asks me to take my shoes off in their home, it automatically makes me think I'm not very welcome there. They don't trust your feet? it hasn't happened in years. I can't remember the last time someone was like, hey, can you take your shoes off at the front door? I'd be like, sure. Okay. We went to a party in high school. And for some reason, everybody, I guess the guy was mitigating damages, but take your shoes off to get in this house party. So there's just like 30 or 40 pairs of shoes. Before we left, one of the guys, fringe guy that was with us, just stole a pair of shoes and then threw them.

Like the guy, he knew whose they were, and he just threw them out the car window. We're like, dude, what was the point of that? I like that move. It was so shitty. It's shitty. And the guy whose shoes they were was like very tall. So they were like size 14.

Very stupid. Don't condone it. In high school, someone threw my shoes in the urinal because I beat him in a free throw contest. You know him, actually. You used to work with him. Was he a funny guy? It was Primrose. Was it a joke?

No. He was angry with me because I beat him i was i had the best j on the team and he was very gel and mad at me so he threw my shoes in the urinal i retrieved him good to know yeah too bad they weren't rothies you could have just thrown them right in i know you're right damn it's added value i didn't know our old friend from grandex was your daddy. He's not. I don't know. Put your shoes in the urinal. I had the cleaner J. Prim was sneaky alpha.

You'd piss all over your shoes, so who's the real daddy there? I washed them and then I whipped his ass. That's why you take your shoes off when you have to go in people's houses because you get bitched out by getting your shoes thrown in urinals. I didn't get bitched out. Anyway. Good stuff. Dylan Chivary, everybody.

Hey, happy to be here, man. We have that segment coming up. We will recap this weekend in fun presented by Roback. Oh, that's right. So why don't you slow down there, cowboy? It is a little bit weird in here without the lights on and TVs. Not looking over at Randy passed out in the middle of the pod yeah laughing at your dumb ass jokes smoking cigs what is he doing on his phone the entire time should he ever even

have his phone in his hand when he's producing a podcast he gets he does instagrams in the middle of pods with the hope that we will notice it and draw attention to it if i didn't like randy if it was like somebody else, I might just say like, hey, no more phone in the studio. That ain't phone time, bud. But I like Randy, so I think he's allowed to do it. He's also been good about writing down stuff lately when it comes to like, you know, the funny boy segs.

Funny boy segs. It's our new pod. Hey, we need segments. We absolutely need more reviews. I've been taking a little bit of a time off of asking for reviews, guys. It's been not something that I've been intentionally doing, but, you know, I kind of thought, you know, they're rolling in lately. We're at 4577 in terms of ratings right now on Apple. I want to be at 5000 by the end of the year.

Yeah, I said it. 5000. Go write a review and rate. Can I read some things for you guys that have been left over the last couple of weeks? Nice ones. Nice ones only. Okay. Someone said five out of oh actually can i no someone said five out of five bananas in the trash can howdy boys love the pod i've been listening since the very beginning of touching base and found y'all through the tfm pod you guys hear about this podcast king of fret

yeah you are i was not on that pod though no. No, you weren't. Someone said a journey. Being a boy is starting touching base because you think Dorn is an alpha and you're struggling in your postgrad. Maturing is listening to Circling Back because Dave makes you laugh. Will calms you down and you realize you're actually cool with Dylan's on vacation. I don't know what that means. That's just mean. Oh, that's mean. That's mean.

Dude, you're always going to be alpha to me. Did you ad-lib that last part? No. Why would I ad-lib? Did you hear how it came out of my mouth i didn't even read it correctly i'm it i'm can confirm this guy did give us a backhanded compliment mainly you you got the backhand will and i did not do i have a redeeming one coming up you know i haven't reviewed these so we'll find out it says elon musk hey why are you looking why are you screen looking wow screen look at theer. I'm going to look at the reviews. I see you looking what you're looking at.

Elon Musk, it says, hey, Micah Weiner, how many rockets have you landed, buddy? Maybe holster your takes in the meantime. Oh, Elon Stan. What, did Micah go at Elon?

I don't remember. He did. He did. I tried to. I guess he did. He went at him hard enough that somebody had to leave a review. I tried to bait Micah

into going off on somebody and he delivered i didn't know that elon was a listener that's pretty cool someone said real guys 10 out of 10 no notes if you want a pod where you feel like you're friends with the host this is the one another person said love to see it love the podcast also find it interesting that will has two beards one on his face and the other name sally oh i get it that's a gay joke this guy thinks he's funny oh is that what that means yeah yeah okay yeah well their their username is angry birds blows so that means that they once probably left a review for angry birds yeah i only put game in this yeah i i never downloaded either of those. Frat. Frat. Pretty hilarious game in retrospect. Didn't y'all get banned from the store?

I don't think so. Yeah. There was? We didn't get it banned. There was a trademark issue right when I got into it. Yeah. Oh, nice. You just got heaved that onto your plate the second you started at Grandad?

That bird was legitimately day two. That bird was so frat. Had a backwards cap on. Did it just fly? Frat. Frat. Yeah. He gone.

Instead of flap. I wish there was video. Instead of flap, it was frat. Well, those were nice reviews, other than the one. What's the deal with that? Dylan, you're an alpha, man. You're always an alpha to me. I feel like I'm a nice fella.

You are. I feel like I want the best for for people i feel like i'm meaner to you when dave's here i feel like dave is a catalyst for me i bring out the worst in people traditionally i don't know i was trying to figure it out the other day i was like when dylan and i record i don't feel like i i rain on you that but then when dave comes in dave and i become just like mean boys over here and we just absolutely dunk on you the entire time when Dave comes in, Dave and I become just like mean boys over here and we just absolutely dunk on you the entire time. It's just you. It's posi vibes only.

I bet if I sat over there or if you sat next to him, it would change the dynamic. It's a team up bully mentality. You're on Dorn Island. I think it's because you guys are forced to stare at me because you're facing me, not each other. And it's like, oh, this guy, crosshairs situation, you know? We only roast the ones we love.

That was said famously by Jeffrey Ross, noted comedian. He was in Austin recently. Speaking of Jeffrey, I watched that Victoria's Secret documentary. Oh, we're talking, of course, about Jeff Epstein now. Pretty wild stuff. Did you get to the bottom of it? Bottom of what? I decided not to continue watching it.

Why? Because you knew most of it. Because it's all old information. We were on top of the case. They didn't unearth anything that was groundbreaking for me. I am too deep at this point in the Epstein drama.

Part of it was unearthed for me. Yeah. No not saying yeah i'm just saying i as someone who has already taken in way too much media surrounding this uh it i deemed it unnecessary for me to watch is it good though it's interesting sure yeah that whole that whole situation while very unfortunate for so many people, is quite interesting. Yeah. A lot of layers to that. But hey, it's all done now. They figured it out. Ghislaine's in jail. It's all done. Everybody who was a part of it has been punished. Yep. They were only- Rightfully so.

The only person that was trafficked young ladies was Jeffrey Epstein, and we got him. What you might be sensing there, people at home, is a little bit of sarcasm from my co-host. No, no, no, no. It's weird that she'd get put in jail for so long for child trafficking and aiding and that kind of stuff. No one else is really in trouble for it. Yeah, it's almost like there's a power structure that doesn't really favor a victim in this case. That's very interesting. Who do you think he was working for, if anybody?

Or do you think he was just a sexual deviant who made millions of dollars? Huh. Out of the blue. That all makes you wonder. Because he was a math professor. Huh. Famously. Just saying.

I got to stop saying famously. I've been listening to too much brunch. Just saying. Hey, tomorrow we're doing Worst Of on Patreon. Patreon.com slash circling back podcast. It's our second episode in a row of Worst Of. Send in your stories to worstof at washmedia.com or you can head over to washmedia.com click on the worst of logo and there's a form right there your stories always remain anonymous make it happen again

we're also doing voicemails on thursday 888-618-4422 get in get out be tactical but most importantly i know we're not doing video this week. We do have a new YouTube channel. Go over to Wash Media on YouTube. You can go see all the other channels that are associated with it. Circling Back is one of them. Go click it. Go subscribe. Go make it happen. That's where we're going to be putting all Circling Back

exclusive content on there. So go subscribe. And again, go rate and review. But without further ado, it's time to recap this weekend of fun presented by our good friends over at row back. I played golf all weekend. I pretty much lived in a row back all weekend. I too played golf in a row back this weekend.

I played 36 holes of golf this weekend and I played, I played it all in row back. I played 18 minutes. I wore my signature white row back cap on Friday. It's my favorite cap. They do make a great hat. They make an underrated hat. Great cap.

No cap. No. Stop. No, you're not. That's really cool. You sound young and hip. I'm sorry. We're ganging up on you.

No, no. This isn't a game. Don't worry about ganging up for this. This is deserved. We're on our gang shit. We're on our gang shit today. I know I already talked about it, but you got to look out for some shorts right now? We also did a video with them.

If you go to Roback's YouTube channel, we did something called Quick Ones. We tweeted it out and stuff, but I think you should go watch it. We had fun doing it. They just asked a lot of blunt questions, and we gave answers because we can say whatever the hell we want. We did. We passed out blunt. I did a TikTok, how to roll a blunt.

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It's a one-use code. Load up the cart. Load it. Dylan, what'd you do this weekend? Wow, thank you for asking, Will. I had a pretty fantastic weekend. Friday, as you said, played golf with the YouTube guys plus our boy Ryan. I did Spanish Oaks.

Yeah, I played at Spanish Oaks. Not a big deal. Didn't you join? Man, I did not join. It's a little out of reach at the moment. Ooh, big things coming. I hit probably three of the best drives of my life during that round. You know, you came out of the gate very hot.

I did. Like, you were, I thought, I think Will and I at one point were like, Dude, Dylan's record? Dylan's about, no, not the course record, probably. Don't even get me started on how hot he came out of the gate and how quickly Dylan decided to cool off. Three of the best drives of my life were from that round alone. We played a game where it was like cart partners or cartners, and then you switch, you do that one, and it's 6-6-6. So you play the first six holes with your person in your cart with you. Second hole is the

drivers are a team together and the riders are a team. then the last six holes it's opposites will and i were in the same car and we both me mainly will will actually competed in the holes there was like the two of the first four holes we played i was like out of pocket and it was the green i apologize well hey luckily it's at spanish oaks have my brain in an absolute just pretzel at all times i cannot figure them out for the life of me. I can't figure out the speed, the break, none of it. It is so frustrating. Do you want to know why? It's because you never read them yourself. We're always getting reads from our four caddy.

Is it rude to ask four caddies to just zip it up? Well, no. So you never had to read a green. They always just tell you where to do it. So why would you learn the greens? They don't do a great job sometimes. This is like a sick, low-key brag. Dylan's basically saying he can read the greens better than a 4K.

A guy who, for a living. He did give me one or two clearly bad reads. So can you explain what happened on hole 7 through, I guess, 12? When you were my partner on the second six hole later can you can you explain what happened there it was really it got really hot out you know i wilt in the heat you know that about me i don't handle heat well and i got you know you got me in that comfort station and i had a little peanut butter and jelly sandwich and you know i just got focused on the wrong thing because i was one over through that stretch and and i feel like I just didn't get a lot of help from my partner.

Yeah, didn't you go like 9 through 14, like one under? Yeah, I was kind of, you know, putting together some holes there. Unfortunately, I still didn't win any money because I got zero help from a partner. I won all the money. Not all of it. I won most of the money. I paid you.

Man, I grabbed an ice cream sandwich out of the comfort station, i put it in the cooler i planned to eat like a whole later you left it didn't you i left it and then the water it like totally melted and like the water was so gross in that cooler man it's awesome man i know it's sick went out to dinner with bae friday night saturday night leon bridges baby it was so good man uh shouts to to britney's company for giving us the tickets i don't know why i'm shouting them out yeah you don't have fun man we had a little nice little steak dinner beforehand stk toronto with don cheetle we did not go all the way to toronto just for dinner no i wouldn't it would have been hard to get back in time for the concert. Are we due for STK Austin? I mean, we're getting, like, this town's, like, changing.

Don't Dallas my Austin. No. It's already been Dallas, my guy. At this point, just Dallas our Austin. It's already happening. They're closing Lucy in Disguise. This place sucks. It's the best costume store on the planet.

They all should not stop moving here because, like, it's already getting too expensive and we don't want, like, you know, a bunch of new people here. But you guys should just stop moving here because this city is becoming a shell of itself it's becoming there's too much unaffordable too many wealthy people living here yeah how long until wash media is in a different location we're fucked we can't sustain this it's not sustainable that's what some people say. That's pretty much all. Those are the highlights of my weekend. Very cool, dude. Sunday was mega chill. What did the D-man get into?

What did that boy do? As we mentioned, I played golf with you lads. Great fun. Thank you to Ryan for having us. I really do feel bad about how I came out of the gates, but that's been how I've been playing, man. It takes me seven or eight holes to get a rhythm. There's a reason I decided to expose Dylan and not you.

I will pull back the curtain, and I will admit that when I was Dave's partner on the first six holes, I played them 10 over. You turned it around nicely. I turned it around, but you don't have to apologize, Dave. I didn't back you up anymore. I had a great range session too. I know that's like very, that's said very often by people,

but I really did have a almost perfect range session. I felt pretty good, but whatever. It's still a good, a good time. Friday night, we didn't do anything, hung out,

caught up on the boys season two finally finished it like two into season three loving it season one uh first episode season three well there's a lot going on go ahead will someone tell me how to watch better call saul season six what's going on how are they gonna have seasons one through five on netflix and then i go to find season six what's going on how are they gonna have seasons one through five on netflix then i go to find season six and it's just flat out not there not on hulu i can't find it i am so aged to watch this season but where is it where is it why would they do that where is it i think it's you wait you can't just go on the amc you know what turn the steam on let's let's get this thing let's get it hot in here you know it's better call saw an amc we used to do the steam on. Let's get this thing, let's get it hot in here. You know, like-

It's better to call Saul and AMC. We used to do the steam room segment, you know? Yeah, I'm familiar. Look, Dylan, I feel like you could just go onto the AMC app. Or whatever. What service do you use? Am I gonna subscribe to AMC streaming? Like, what do I do?

Do you have cable, Dylan? Yes, I do. Have you checked your on-demand menu on cable? No. Okay. I would start there. I don't even know how to do that. What does that mean?

I would maybe start trying to find if they have anything on-demand on your cable provider. I don't know. I didn't know that was a thing. Another way to watch Better Call Saul season six online is through AMC Plus, which has an on-demand AMC content including Breaking Bad and past seasons of Better Call Saul. Guess who's not going to subscribe to a service to watch one season of one show and then cancel? I'm not doing that. I'm not giving them my money.

I definitely have done that. I did that with Homeland. Not doing it. And then last season sucked. Homeland sucked. I need something. I'm still just on Better Call Saul season two. Well, somebody tell me how to watch it.

I'm just over it. Someone out there who's smarter than these guys. I think the easiest way to do it would be to utilize Google. Yeah. Type that in. Oh, I have looked it up. Yeah, there's this thing that shows you results

for things that you have questions on. All it says is AMC Plus or Netflix, which it is not on, and I'm still like left. Ooh, Netflix and no chill. Anyway, I'm sorry. I had to get that out there. Please, someone help me.

We didn't do anything Saturday. Saturday during the day. I did make a breakfast taco run. There's a place on Brody right behind the Shipley's that's got excellent. It's called Happy Tacos. And they only accept Venmo, which seems weird. But I kind of like. That's sus.

I kind of like not having to do the transaction. I hope I'm not outing them. I was just kidding. I wonder if Uncle Sam knows about this enterprise. They're about to have someone show up at their door. Well, aren't we getting like 10 million new IRS agents? They'll be audited. 87,000, I think.

That's a lot. I might apply. I need a second stream of revenue. Why are there so many? Why do we need this many? Why? Just track down. People like y'all.

Scumbags like you. Why don't we just get rid of taxes? I don't pay them anyway. Good idea. Saturday night, went to dinner with the aforementioned Ryan, who's a friend of the show. And has us out, played golf, went to dinner. Brought the wives out, had a nice dinner.

Really good Sammy's. Like the best Sammy's meal I've had had and i've been there i'd been there two other times we did a chris part christmas party there famously and uh this was phenomenal i did i went you're not gonna even believe what i what i ordered guess just the first thing that i love lasagna i don't know man who gives a shit spaghetti and meatballs and meatballs. Oh. Went out on a limb there at the Italian restaurant. Yeah, this guy knows how to order Italian. I believe in two things. You can judge a Tex-Mex restaurant by its salsa,

and you can judge an Italian restaurant by its red sauce. And that's what I did, and it passed my test. Sunday didn't do anything. Didn't even leave the house. It was fun times. That's cool, man. How about you, man? Dude.

Your boy was on his own all weekend. Just me and my son. We hung out. And your partner. Played a little golf Friday. Friday evening. Decided to dip into a show that's been getting a lot of hullabaloo on the TL lately. Talking about The Bear.

I've been binging The Bear. I've got one episode left. The penultimate episode was, I will say the penultimate episode, tried to, it bit off a lot. And I'm still chewing on it. I enjoyed it. But overall, good season of television. Watching season one of the bear and then

wondering why i'm trying to still trudge through salt season two i i don't know what like it's just a much better it's much better watching experience i'm dying on salt season two there are some slow seasons in salt holy fuck season five was really good i don't think i'm gonna get there at this point there's too much other good TV coming out. I hear you, man. I won't fault you. I'm not happy with it. Don't tell Brunch.

I know. It's too bad. Highly recommend anyone that watches. I watched about four episodes in a row the other night. Loving it. Probably going to watch the season finale tonight. Luckily for me, though, this weekend, it was a pure lads weekend with Fritz. And we decided to watch EPL together all weekend.

I absolutely hate Manchester United. I think I'm done. Man, you. I think I'm done being invested for the rest of the season. I think I'm just going to be just a totally agnostic fan at this point. I think I'm just going to support the league, watch every game, just watch big matches. Do you think anyone will get sacked? No, considering they just hired their new manager.

I don't think anyone's getting fired, unfortunately. He's unsackable, Dylan. So, yeah. I will never pledge any more money to that team ever again. I hate them. So, yeah. I also ate somewhere. I don't know if you guys have heard of this place.

Have you guys heard of this place called Matt's El Rancho? Yeah. I had dinner there on Saturday place. Have you guys heard of this place called Matt's El Rancho? Yeah, I'm familiar. I had dinner there on Saturday night. You're back. Are you back? It was very mediocre. Talk about Drew's score, man.

Oh, yeah. My brother-in-law shot a 64. It's the lowest round I've ever seen in person, not at a PGA Tour tournament. It was a salty 64. I don't know. I don't want to gas him up too much because, honestly, he left strokes out there. It could have been a 62. He had, I think on the last three holes, he had two shots out of the woods on the last two holes.

Had he just put maybe, I don't know, put those in play and not been hitting out of the woods, he might have been flirting a little bit with shooting in the 50s. I need to send that to Flounder. How much can you gas someone up when they haven't reached their ceiling yet? You know? He hasn't reached the pinnacle hasn't reached the ceiling is his roof. That's something you got to think about. But yeah, pretty good.

Pretty good round from him. It kind of overshadowed my 86. Good. A little bit for you. Kind of overshadowed the 86 a little bit. It was a salty 86 and losing my 22 strokes. Flounder, I'm not going to text you, but if you're listening, you played with Drew, Will's brother-in-law, on Dylan's bachelor party.

And afterward, you said, I love Drew. I don't know if he's a one. A one handicap. And I was like, dude, you've never been more wrong. He shot a drunk 73 that day. He admittedly played bad. So I'm hoping you're hearing this. Like, he is an excellent golfer.

Yeah. The 64 was, I'm not kidding. I wish I was kidding when I say that he left strokes out there. He absolutely left some strokes out there. That's low, low. Did you? I left a few out there. I got a little screwed on a couple holes, but I'm not going to worry about it too much.

The greens out there are just absolute trash. I'd like to give a special shout-out to Matt Salrancho for still being mediocre and to Lions Municipal Golf Course for having some of the worst greens going right now. You are so down on the city of Austin right now. I hate it right now. I hate it here right now. Dude, the staples here, when the staples start to lose their luster,

that's when it starts to get a little dicey. I'm just trying to hold them accountable because these are two places that I support with my whole heart. And I go to regularly. So if I can expose their poor greens and the dude who is dragging his feet ahead of us the entire round.

Well, that guy needs to be exposed. Dude, what's your fucking problem? Pick your feet up if you're on the golf course my man i give a little that's trash that's keep in mind we are in very very severe drought so the public the public courses which i don't i don't think get enough funding anyway what is that are really really up against lack of moisture make you drag your feet david no no i'm not blaming the moisture on that it's moisture wicking feet draggers are just the word what are you doing maybe some people who maybe should have stayed on the range on saturday oh like the foot dragger yeah don't be dragging your feet on my greens foot dragging ass but yeah that's your boy. Okay. Did y'all get some good bonding in?

Yeah, we did. We did. I used to not enjoy the weekends where it was just us two because it was kind of like, you know, I just felt like I was just sitting around all weekend while he just sat around and, you know, took bottles and stuff. But now that we can interact and party all weekend, it's really fun. It's way more fun to be a dad when your kids can register what you're saying and kind of interact with you. Can I amend my weekend real quick? Two things. Friday night, I texted you about this. I watched the new Woodstock 99. Covers all the same ground as the other one. I do think this one's better. And I would recommend it if any of the bands that played or if you were coming of age when that happened.

It's definitely worth it. Better than the MTV one. Yeah. Okay. Second, I did do something Saturday morning. We went to the Y and Rhodes had his first swim lesson. Why did y'all go there? There's not a camera.

Yeah, because Rhodes had his first swim lesson he just said and by swim lesson it's more of like uh hold them and they get to get used to the noodle and like don't get under school pardon emular what it's called i don't know maybe probably is probably the same thing yeah we get to sing a hokey pokey at the end. That's what it's all about. And she's like, you guys have to sing. That's what it's all about. Yeah. That's it. I appreciate you letting me amend that.

Hey, give me a laugh. I just knocked two jokes out of the park and not a single laugh from anybody. Look, I'm laughing inside. I took that last one out of the stadium and there's still, it's crickets. I just now got it do we need a cricket button please no the issue with the cricket button i've thought i've already thought this through dave i appreciate you asking this the issue with the cricket button is that sometimes our speakers in the studio are not loud enough and so if i ever try to cricket dylan

it's very possible that he will instead just start talking over it and ruin the crickets. You know what I mean? Unallowed cricket. Unallowed cricket, dog. Ooh, how about a, is it cicada or cacada? Cicada. What do you do if you're a cricket and you're doing a stand-up routine to all your other cricket friends and then they start laughing and you're like, wait, are my jokes good or are they bad? I don't know if they like it or not. You put your little cricket finger in the collar and pull it over

yeah like it's got to be it's got to be just torment yeah i don't know these jokes might be absolutely hitting and i have no idea yeah it's tough we should do like a cartoon like that that sounds like a far side a gary larson like however i'm pretty sure crickets don't do stand-up bits how do you know i don't know for sure but i just feel like that doesn't happen in the cricket communities around they can lift like what like a hundred times their own weight like i'm sure they can do stand-up that's an ant whatever crickets are very weak famously i don't know that to be true but it might be true our crickets week there's been there's like two times since i've been in the san marcos austin area there's been like these summers

where crickets take over and you pull into a parking lot and there's like 10 000 crickets just sitting there a lot of them are dead it's very gross we getting rain this week day uh yeah there's on and off chances uh through thursday think Thursday is our best chance, but we could get some isolated pop-up storms. Daddy needs rain. Today. Got that sea drift blowing in. Sea drift? Okay.

Crickets. I'm sorry. Did you learn anything on crickets on your Google? No. Okay. No. Very cool. Let's hear it from our friends over at 10 000

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And by late, I mean very, very late. Many years. You know, when you turn on your TV, depending on what kind of TV you have, there's like that initial channel, like the Samsung channel. And they run in different shows each week. And they're typically shows that suck. You know what I'm talking about? Like before you fire up an app,

a YouTube TV or a Hulu, even a Netflix, AMC Plus, tell them. No. So we were- You gotta change your channel. Right.

So we fired it up and there's's a show on and i noted uh i noticed uh noted chef gordon ramsey familiar with him he follows me on twitter that's okay that's great he said he doesn't follow you on twitter i don't think so how embarrassing what you're like he only follows like 440 000 people wow dude let's see if he does uh anyway if i may uh kitchen nightmares discovered that show nightmare in the kitchen and uh i'm not a i'm not a chef a chef show guy um i've been recommended the the great british baking show by many people don't care this might might be my favorite show that I've recently discovered. That's not like prestige TV because all it is is just Gordon Ramsey being Gordon

Ramsey, who I didn't really know much about other than he's in commercials and he's kind of a dick and you know, it's, it's a bar rescue format, right? Goes in the restaurants failing for one reason or another. He sits there, tries the food. Each point one reason or another he sits there tries the food each point they bring out he shits on does he also break why would he do that he berates everyone they fought i watched one the other day they they fired the head chef on the show and it wasn't like a stage thing it was very awkward i was like they just brought gordon ramsay in and he basically told the owner like hey this guy's got to go. This guy's not fast enough, blah, blah, blah.

He doesn't care. Look at the pizza dough. And they fired the guy and the guy's like tearing up. I'm like, this guy just lost his livelihood because this fucker came in and told him the food sucked. So they would just bring him plates. Like, you know, he gets in, he's like, okay, okay. And they're like, here's the chicken marsala.

And he's like, that's not what this is. This is terrible. It's very Simon Cowell-esque. And he just sends it back. And then he goes in and just berates the staff, the kitchen. He just watches. He looms over the kitchen and just tells them all the things. It's so great.

And I'm now the show. Dave discovers Gordon Ramsay. Yeah, I want to pull back. I want to pull the tape here. And any time that I talk about Next Level Chef, also starring Gordon Ramsay, I'm allowed to talk about that anytime I want now. Electric television show. We'll let you do that.

I don't like the shade that you just threw a Great British Baking show. You just said that you've been recommended it by many people that you don't care. So you're just slighting every single person that recommended it to you. It's not a personal affront to you, Will. It's just I just have never turned the show on. But this I accidentally stumbled upon. You trust the Samsung network more than you trust your friends. Yeah.

Who are trying to help you. Yeah, actually. Messed up. So that's Dave's segment. And I appreciate you guys giving me the platform if we need to kill some more time glad i did it i can talk peanut butter for a little bit go for it yeah i mean it's unbelievable what's going on in the peanut butter world right now jif extra crunchy which is what everybody knows is the goat of peanut butter it was recalled in may

and has not been available anywhere can't find it can't find it and so i've been experimenting with some other peanut butter brands and they're all complete just ass all of them are just straight ass terrible peanut butter so so in your opinion by by the information that you have laid out for us j Jif Extra Crunchy Peanut Butter is the best single peanut butter in your book. And it is not, this phrase is overused, I get it,

but it is not close. I thought you were going to say goaded. Oh, it's goaded. That's a phrase that you famously overused. It's famously goaded peanut butter. Yeah, I've got no issues with Jif. I'm trying to find a temporary replacement and I can't.

I can't. Central market signature brand. No. Okay. No. No uh central market signature brand no okay no no no no no no are you not do you ever do nutella could you guys do okay could you ever just go could you go to the store and fresh grind your peanut butter it's not it won't be as good wait is that a thing i'm not even i'll i'll say this and i don't know i don't know what i don't know what side of the pasture this falls on not a crunchy guy then you're just a total dumbass no offense no offense you know what i hadn't had crunchy until the comfort station at spanish oaks and the uh they had that little tortilla it sounds weird it's like a quesadilla but it's peanut butter and like

strawberry preserve or something and it was crunchy and it was phenomenal. And it made me wonder like, why are we not eating more crunchy peanut butter? It should be. People are afraid to try it. Once you do, you're like, oh my God. Never go back. Once you go crunchy, you never go.

I was trying to think something right. Munch? You can say munch. Yeah, you never go munchy. Didn't you adapt to move in college to crunch and munch uh-huh i did why is that anyway um look is it the chip shortage soapbox over i just i'm really i'm just upset and i want my peanut butter back you think it has anything to do with like ukraine it was salmonella oh how many early birds deep were you last night when you were tweeting about peanut butter at 11 11 p.m

i just had one early bird last night but it was i just i had to ask it was a it was potent so the salmonella sisters are at it again huh i don't get that i didn't even know there was a recall until i until i went to a place and tried to get a peanut butter and jelly for Fritz, and they said no. Well, I didn't know there was a recall until I actually looked it up because I kept trying to find it. I was like, why? This stuff must be so popular they can't keep it on shelves. I couldn't find it anywhere. It's like something is amiss here.

And so I had to look it up. And sure enough, they tweeted about it. Day being Jif. Which is not how you pronounce the moving graphic image thing yeah unnecessary out of the scope of the segment but as it is a hard g gif it's an interesting take given the founder of the jif you can't you can't you can't just i love that we fight about this once every six months it just blows if somebody if i started something and i created something and some fucking podcaster told me that i was pronouncing what i created wrong i'd be so livid

why because they let people name animals they discover because it is an acronym graphic image something doesn't matter but good graphic hard g you can't say jif so you're telling me that every acronym uses the that pronunciation from said actually there you go you just acknowledged it no acknowledge this guy's boom this guy's a self-righteous dum-dum and he he needs to stick to coming up with nerdy computer shit and not i think he actually won the nobel peace prize for uh internet isn't he dead i think he's dead yeah it was a long time ago he won it back in like the 70s he couldn't live with the regret of misnaming his creation i'm sorry that's insensitive he might be a great guy i really have no idea who the guy is a little hot today his name is jeff

spelled with a g geoff-off? G-off. Has there ever been someone who spelled their name Jeff like that, that their friends didn't just call him G-off? G-off. That's got to be annoying. What a bad way to spell Jeff. No offense to all the soft G Jeffs out there. No, the worst people are people that spell Will with one L.

It's like, what are you fucking doing? Oh, I know a guy. Or Dylan with two I's. Shout out two eyes like a total moron what is that a thing dillion oh dillion people don't actually spell it do they pronounce it dillion when they have it like that dave that's a great question no one actually spells it that way i've seen i've seen one his parents must have been just really confused no one no one's actually named d-i-l-l-i-o-n i remember this i remember this came up and i can't remember where we were or if you just told me i'm not i refuse to believe it i wish i i wish you could go back in time before i found this out

we were calling you what were we calling you on the course because our caddy was named dylan dj oh you're calling you deej and then you caddy was named Dylan also. DJ. Oh, you're calling him Deej. And then you're like, dude, no, because there's already DJ Bean. He texted me while you were calling. Then I was like, what if we – I was like – I thought about being like, well, this guy is clearly a young buck. He's like 24 and he's our caddy right now. What if we just called him young Dylan and then we could call – but then we would have to call you something that I don't think you would have enjoyed. What, regular Dylan? No, old Dylan.

Just to differentiate, obviously. And so I didn't want to do that to you, which is why I went with Deej instead. You didn't seem to love Deej on the course, though. No. Didn't seem to love it. It didn't bother me. That's one of two things Dylan's like, don't ever call me this. I hate it.

I'm sorry. Now I brought it to the air. So. Did you guys hear about this brisket that was stolen in Austin, Texas? I wish I could un-note this story. Very sad. I don't like what happened here. Why?

It says 20 briskets were stolen from Le Barbecue in East Austin Barbecue. Early Thursday morning, General Manager Allison Clem said the thief hopped a fence around 4 a.m. and beelined for a smoker. We're kind of speculating that he's been watching, she said. You know, somebody that used to cook for us, possibly. Hey, maybe he was casing the joint. We haven't had a turnover in our house since we've been here, so it wouldn't be current. So that's also kind of strange that he knew. Hey, remember when you were casing the joint, Will, and you got called out for it when oh yeah fuck them fuck them was that west elm dude

by george austin texas fuck them wow i hate them are you casing i used to not at them i will absolutely at them now the way that they handled that situation was downright disrespectful personally i'm by will thank you yeah by george austin texas if you're on south congress go to any store but by george on south congress they're trash their employees are assholes they pretty much accused me of being a homeless man case in the joint you kind of look homeless i don't look homeless i was wearing a very nice jacket and some high-end athleisure clothing and And also, you just don't treat people like that when you go in. You don't accuse them of casing the joint to later, you know, steal from them.

They stole from you? Y'all need to quit stealing briskets. Not y'all, but y'all out there. My barbecue, by the way. Fantastic brisket. That's a place we've, we dropped that in our, you know, anybody hits us up, what are some barbecue spots?

We always throw that in there. So these briskets were placed in the smoker. The cooking process had begun, right? They've been prepped. Okay. And then they're saying each one is valued at $180 a pop. Three grand worth of brisket. I don't know if that's just because I know the price of brisket and meat in general has risen.

Brisketflation, of course. Brisketflation, yeah. Famously, Ukraine. Meat in general has risen. Brisketflation, of course. Brisketflation, yeah. Famously, Ukraine. But I wonder how much of that valuation is the man hours it took to end, you know, where it was in the process. It says Clem, who noted the rising price of brisket, says the loss is heartbreaking.

Factoring in labor and seasoning, she estimates the brisket cost approximately $3,000. But she added, quote, and that's just raw that's not even like retail yeah they jack it up she said she also noted that uh so they lost 30 briskets they said or how many uh over 20 it was vague i saw 30 in one place then over 20 she said one of my strongest guys back here he can barely lift 10 briskets in a box and the thief lifted them all over his head so i really think it was all planned i could probably lift like 40 brisk wait wait okay time out they're going very they're going very like entrapment here you know it sounds like she has a really good idea who it is she just can't say tell us who it is lady um wait how many did she say her what did she call him her strong man she said one

of my strongest guys back there i wonder how that the other guys are feeling today he's puny they're like oh i guess i'll fuck off it sounds like they know exactly who did it you're right dylan yeah like she knows who did this she just can't say like someone maybe someone used to work here very strong obviously not since we worked here but maybe someone we fired just before we moved locations. What if it was the liver king? He could have easily done this. A former employee is about to open a pop-up like brisket. That's what they think.

They think that it's going to go to like food trucks or something. Yeah. I don't know. Since the process of smoking and cooking these briskets has already started had already started what's the how long do they have like you can't just like don't throw those back in the freezer can you uh i don't know like these briskets need to go quick probably can it can't stay at room temperature too long it'll go bad obviously yeesh that that sucks for that that's a that's a good spot one that i feel i don't know about now

i haven't been to their new location but like you don't have to wait in line for two hours you can still call in an order right yeah it i know this is a cold take you ready for this oh there are a lot of people out there who are putting up le barbecue with franklin's i don't think it compares in terms of brisket okay you think it's better or worse worse than franklin's yeah i like and i'm not saying it's bad i like le barbecue and i will go there and i will spend my hard-earned money on it i don't think it's i don't think it's in the conversation you know i'd love to participate but i I've never had Franklin's brisket. I've only had Franklin's brisket once, and I have to admit, when I had it, I thought,

huh, okay, it's worth the hype. It's shocking. Some of the richest tasting meat I've ever had in my entire life. It was so good. They have this espresso barbecue sauce, Dave. Hey. It is super fantastic. You gave me that coffee rub. Oh, I get it.

I don't know where you went, but you brought back a coffee rub for me. And I've done some stuff with it, and it's really good. Their espresso sauce is awesome. I think Aaron Franklin learned the brisket game at Le Barbecue working the counter. I think I read that somewhere. No. Is that not true? I don't think that's true.

No, he learned it from one of the Muellers. That's who started Le Barbecue. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was before. He precedes Le Barbecue, I'm pretty sure.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't think Le Barbecue's that old. Yeah, I don't think it is. As an establishment, as a business. Well, I hope they find their briskets. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I don't think La Barbecue's that old. Yeah, I don't think it is. As an establishment, as a business. Well, I hope they find their briskets. I'm sorry, guys.

It's probably all gone in people's stomachs at this point. I think they've written off that brisket at this point. They're on to the next. I am going to keep tabs on this story as it's clear that they have a suspect that they do not want to name. And I'm kind of intrigued by this. I also kind of like the idea that it's kind of the Wild West out here when it comes to your meat.

You got to protect that meat. That's how it is when Dylan's home alone. You got to protect the meat? What do you mean? No, it's just the Wild West. What do you mean, though? With your meat. Exactly.

What do you mean? What are you implying? You're just busting through the saloon doors. Okay. Okay. Make your move, partner. Quick draw. Quick draw quick draw yeah you're the quickest he should call me old quick draw nobody's quicker yeah oh quick that was there's no video sadly that shit was i was very quick put them back slowly yeah

now i'm your hucklebear. Yeah. Doc Holliday, famously. We got to stop. Wyatt Earp. Remember this guy? Dude, Tombstone. Doc Holliday. Yeah, he threw. He threw at least one no-no. Love that.

Rest in peace. Tombstone is an ultimate. If that's on, I'm probably leaving it on that channel. Because it's an excellent movie. You're right. It is excellent. I think there's some issues. Overall, it's everything I need in You're right. It is excellent. I think there's some issues. But overall, it's everything I need in a movie.

He had tuberculosis. You hear about this? Right. Yeah. Very deadly at that time. Long disease. Tubular. But it didn't stop him.

A little different. No spoilers, but it didn't stop him. I mean, it eventually did kill him, but he did what needed to be done. Yeah. What's your, what? Johnny Ringo. That's a good one to leave on. Trying to think of just like not rewatchable movies, but like, huh, I need to, I need to

keep this on. I'd feel, I'd feel disrespectful. Alyssa's is Back to the Future. Really? I, yeah. And I, I like Back to the Future. Really? Yeah. And I like Back to the Future. I don't love it. It's good.

You know, they predicted flying cars by this year or something. Didn't happen. Still got time. You don't know what Bezos has cooking? Facts. You think he's in a lab right now? No, I think he's probably on a boat. You're right he is on a boat isn't he remember that song i'm on a boat we should we should narrow down panic orders and show i don't know if there's like a panic order just is so easy and concise i

don't know how to like do make that into shows or movies you will leave on if you scroll past it on the channel guide that's not that does it's not as seamless well there's a difference between the movie like there's a difference between leaving tombstone on and leaving like wedding crashers on like wedding crashers is just like a rewatch like i feel guilty changing tombstone like i feel like i need to pay pay my dues to it whereas like if it's a comedy from like 2002, I just feel like I have it on the background because it's easy to tolerate. I can't make sense. Yeah, I think you're right. And I think another factor is like it's not going to matter if you look down at your phone for five minutes.

You're going to look back up and you're going to know exactly where you are. Character arc, plot, things of that nature i think i think tombstone could be that for me but i think the movie that that replaces it for me is a river runs through it oh brad pitt i went through a big phase of getting ivs after a hangover and watching river runs through it for some reason wait a minute uh okay okay your wife is a nurse. No, she wasn't the one doing it. Right. It was...

You were doing it yourself. Yeah, I was paying for someone to come over and do it. Damn. Oh, okay. And you were just like, we got to put on a River Runs through it. Isn't Brad Pitt, don't we see like his bare bottom in that? Yeah. His bare bottom.

His buttocks. It's good. It's good. It's good. It's a little depressing. I've never seen it. A little depressing. Good movie. Oscar.

I don't know why. It's just, it was a little peaceful. Yeah, it definitely got, it had to have been Oscar. I think it won something. Let's look it up. Hey, before we look this up, before we get too carried away talking about that, let's talk about our friends over at Carraway. You guys familiar with Carraway?

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I don't hate that. Pretty excited. Okay. Oh, here we go. Here we go. Hey, space man. Hey, Mr. Big Astronaut guy over there. Yeah, that's you, dude.

Did you get duped this weekend? I never got duped. Did you get duped, my guy? you thought this piece of pepperoni was the sun show me evidence of me getting you got duped dog i wouldn't fall for this shit dude i heard you're on etienne kleins on his tweet no dude don't fuck with that shit i don't know dude this guy deserves hands though per vice a photo was tweeted by a famous French physicist saying that the James Webb telescope took this photo of the sun. And I got news for you guys.

This ain't no sun. This is a piece of chorizo. This is chorizo, baby. It doesn't even look like the sun, dog. Dude, tell the thousands of people that retweeted it and thought it was. Oh, man. Looking at it now, knowing that, it's very clear this is a sausage of some sort. Now, I don't know if I would have been able to eyeball and be like, oh, that's definitely chorizo, famously from the Iberian Peninsula, fermented.

But this is clearly some sort of meat, right? Yeah. How do we know that every NASA scientist isn't using pictures of meat and saying that it's from the James Webb Telescope? Well, see, a lot of them don't look anything like meat. How do we know? How do we know that every NASA scientist isn't using pictures of meat and saying that it's from the James Webb telescope? Well, see, a lot of them don't look anything like meat. How do we know? How do we know, though? What if James Webb was up there in his own telescope just like... Just putting his meat out there?

Just making breakfast tacos with chorizo and stuff. Doesn't make any sense. There's nobody on there, right? Or is there... No, James... No, Jimmy Webb is on... He's actually in the telescope. It's just him is he ever gonna make it back he's gonna come back to earth and he has an age and we're all dead he's a million miles away yeah he's taking all these

photos you've been a million miles he's gonna end up in like he's been i've heard he's been having trouble getting some some nebulas in portrait mode he went about as far as your way from dude perfect oh kobe shout out ko. Made it back, okay. Shout out, yeah, shout out Kobe. Jim Webb's gonna end up in like the library wall or whatever, like the end of Interstellar. I still don't understand what happened there. Great soundtrack though. Never watched that.

That's surprising as you are the space guy on the pod. I am the space guy. He's the space man. I'm the space man. Is that sung to the tune of Scatman? Yeah. I'm the space man. I'm the space man. Is that sung to the tune of Scatman? Yeah. I'm the space man. We will sing even if there's no video.

It makes it much more palatable. We'll see singing is also audio. So it's like, what are you even talking about? Yeah, but the two things, the juxtaposition of the visual with the audio component. That's why there's AV. Audio, visual. Yeah.

We didn't have an AV club. I think we did. We pretty much just had one dude who could do anything that a club could do, so he just did it all. Shouts to Danny. He was the Randy of the high school? Yeah, yeah. And honestly, we all had complete blind faith in him. And he never really fucked up that bad. So shouts to Dan.

Man, it's messed up that this dude tweeted this from a verified account. Like, really giving the impression. Oh, yeah. Is it messed up? It's messed up, man. Did he set y'all back? Shut up, dude. Did he set you back?

No, we're right on schedule. For what? For scientific discovery? For exploring the universe. You fuck. Like, I just, I don't know, man. This is making me question pretty much every single thing that James Webb's ever done in his career. You should have done God, God, God.

I like this quote. This level of detail, a new world is revealed day after day. Whoa. It's chorizo. That's a pretty funny little prank, though. I heard you retweeted it. Did he prank us? Did he get pranked?

Who did you hear that from? What's the story? You can just go look at my TO. I heard you un-retweeted it, though. Nah, fool. I heard you un-retweeted it. Nah, nah. Oh, he did apologize.

He said, like an idiot, I got screwed. Been there. How did we not? How did we not do headlines for Kim K and Skeet breaking up? Did we fuck up? I just realized this. Like, we didn't... We had a perfect headlines right in front of us.

You guys do it Wednesday. Maybe. It's fine. They'll probably be back together by then at the way Hollywood works. You know what I mean? Why'd they break up anyway? Who cares?

I don't know. He got a picture of a chorizo that he thought was the sun. If you guys want to carry the pod, I'll check out your wall. Hey, babe, check out this photo of the sun. That's chorizo, Pete. That's chorizo.

That's my impression of Courtney talking to Pete Davidson, who is showing her a photo of chorizo that is meant to be the sun. That's chorizo. That's chorizo, Pete. Why are you showing me a photo of chorizo? How do you make chorizo again, David? I believe it's fermented, traditionally from the Iberian Peninsula. Where's Iberia?

I just found out. I just got some tea, some serious tea. Is this Dumois? Kim K, she became disgruntled when she saw news, saw video of Pete or Skeet gallivanting around STK Toronto with Don Cheadle. Really? Makes sense. And two unnamed women.

Oh, that's what set her off. Okay. That's not true. I made all that up. That's fake tea. I think their relationship didn't last because it was never that serious in the first place.

He got a tattoo of like... My girl's a lawyer. That's what he... He got that literally tattooed on him. Kim and Kanye's kid on his neck or something. Yeah, but when you have as many tattoos as Pete Davidson, getting something tattooed on you doesn't mean as much as if... See, if I got Kim's daughter's name tattooed on my body,

that would be a meaningful act of goodwill. But he's already got enough tattoos that it's like a drop in the well for him. He really got my girl as a lawyer. Yeah, I believe that's right. Cool. Although I just hit y'all with some fake tea, so who knows? Look it up. Verify.

Sally didn't get my husband's a podcaster tattooed on her. Does she not love me? She's too embarrassed. Check out last week's mail-in um is that weird that he got that tat of kim and kanye they've been dating for like eight months maybe less when he got it and he's like you know what you and kanye's daughter i'm gonna get her name or whatever. That seems a little much. Yeah. If I ever get a minor's tattoo that is a tribute to a minor on my body, and they are not my direct stepchild or child, something has gone wrong. Only if it's an ode to the Chilean minors.

But if Kim K is trying to give it up to you, and she's like, get my daughter tattooed on you, you're kind of just getting her daughter tattooed on you. You know what I mean? It's like, all right, ink me up. Damn. What are you trying to say, man? I should have never brought the potential tattoo to the air because now I'm getting people like really wanting to talk about it.

I'm like, all right, well, I was just kind of throwing it out there. You're getting it on. You're on Tattoo Watch. Don't hold your breath. He's been talking for a long time. Get a little chorizo. You've been talking publicly for two weeks about it. That's all that matters.

You've been talking behind closed doors for a long time. We're in meetings. I often... We're in the conference room like, alright, so anything else? Yeah, my tattoo, just kind of. Can I apologize? Yeah, I don't know if I'm willing to accept it, but go ahead.

I did something this weekend and I'd like to apologize for it. This is a segment called Will Issues an Apology. This is a segment called Will Issues an Apology. I sent a tweet this weekend, and I did something that Dylan Chivry is known to do because he believes that all Tex-Mex food is just all the same ingredients portrayed in different ways. That's a take that Dylan has often. And instead of writing the word fajitas in a tweet this weekend from the Circling Back account, I put the word enchiladas in.

And I will say I'm not at liberty to say if I was under the influence at the time of the tweet, I'm not at liberty to say what kind of headspace I was in when I sent that tweet. But I do just want to apologize for it. So there's someone out there who can only eat their enchiladas with cheese. Yeah, there's got to be someone out there. That person exists. Now, whether... It's probably mostly everybody, actually, considering what goes into enchiladas. Probably right. A dollop of queso.

You're a sour cream guy, we've learned, though. I love sour cream chicken enchilada. Dave, I think you need to try a dollop of the queso on your enchiladas next time you go. A little dollop, Dave? What's going to hurt? They call me dollop pardon. Because every time the waitress leaves, I say, oh, pardon me. I'd like another dollop, please.

This is a bad joke, dude. Oh, wow. You got them warmed up, Dylan. Why don't you just ask her why she's at the table? Because then they wouldn't call me dollop pardon. Dollop pardon, my take. You got to move on from this. I'm sorry.

I'm actually impressed by how few people actually called the tweet out. It did better numbers than it should have given the agreed as error. He did so well that when I saw it, which was way after it was tweeted, I was like, okay, there's a level to this that I don't know. He went with enchiladas, and I just can't figure out why. There's something to this. Here's the thing. When I read it, I didn't even notice. Yeah, that's the thing. Like, when 98% of the tweet is correct, no one really checks.

No one fact checks. That's like how fitness is 90% lighting per Dan. That is fitness influence. That's a Dan take if I've ever heard one. That's interesting. Something to think about. So yeah, will you guys accept my apology? No.

No, man. Hey, your head was in the right place. apology no no man hey i your head was in the right place and i'll never i'll never punish somebody or call them out for for trying uh when their heart was in a good place that's probably not true i probably will call y'all but no that was fine i was honest i told will this i was hoping it was randy just no it would have been really funny if randy did that no randy just gets locked in bathrooms or whatever and takes three minutes into his live to tell you what's going on and just resets every 10 seconds sorry well any closing thoughts boys we already finished what an episode oh quick draw i just did it again yeah do you want to do you want to we can rehash the peanut butter conversation if you'd like to you want to i'd like to talk more

about kitchen nightmares when what were you trying to eat your peanut butter with last night after 11 p.m um well i got munchies a little bit oh cool man oh and sometimes like to cure that i'll do like a just a spoonful of uh extra crunchy i'm known to do that and it was not available to me so you just take that you take the spoon to the couch you sit there and you just lap that tongue all over it's just one big why did you do the tongue it's one big spoonful of the clean spoon that way i don't get germs inside the peanut butter no i know and know. And then I'll just take that bitch. And then you lap that bitch up. Do you break Stella off a little bit of that?

Sometimes I'll let her lick the spoon. Yeah. Yeah. Randy's a big peanut butter guy. Yeah. Yeah. Original Randy. Even like putting it weird places, right?

That's what I heard. The fuck is your problem? Damn, dude. We're fucking little. Minute eight in. We go circling back after dark out here getting pervy of course the reference here is that i was you're saying that maybe i like the movie put peanut butter in your balls or whatever i didn't say anything i don't do that where's your

head i can honestly say i've never put peanut butter on my balls dylan okay well good i would hope not that's disgusting you're the crunchy boy. Yeah. What crunchies out there do they know? Shout out to Dylan's Crunchies. That's right. Let's get out of here, man. Great way to end it, dude. Way to end it on a high. Yeah.

Dismount stuck. Yeah. Dylan sent me a text before we had to end. He's like, hey, will you bring up the peanut butter thing again? I'm trying to make it my new thing. I'm the crunchy peanut butter guy oh come on dude they call me mr crunchy peanut butter i really gotta send y'all this episode of kitchen night fucking shit canza guy no i'm annoyed with you i'm honestly annoyed that why because y'all never

took me seriously when i was watching next level chef well it's well he just he's just such a dickhead he was next level he's such a d-head and then afterward the i don't know whatever it's just funny it's funny finally getting to see why like i keep seeing this guy in every commercial why he's been such a pop culture icon anyway very cool cool dave bye Cool, Dave. Bye. Bye.