Circling Back - Street Racing, House Parties, and English Mid

Episode Date: February 20, 2023

The wildest weekend in Austin history? Between the intersection takeover and the high school house parties, it very well could've been. We also talk about which foods are acceptable to eat on planes, the 1920s-style Taco Bell Cantina in LA, and some weed that got seized in England. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel — www.youtube.com/circlingback Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (9:54) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (25:00) Austin Absolutely Whilin’ (41:25) Dude Eating Ribs on a Plane (49:31) 1920s-Style Taco Bell Cantina (1:01:00) English Mid-Weed Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Stamps: www.stamps.com/circlingback (4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale) Groove Life: www.groovelife.com/steam (20% off everything!) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast coming to you live from Austin, Texas. Happy President's Day everybody my name is Will DeFreeze it's my left David Ruff Dave which which president are you celebrating today Grover Cleveland Grover Cleveland um I actually I I respect the office I'm someone who holds the office in a high regard so I celebrate all presidents and as you guys know I'm all about my dead president even the racist ones like which such as the uh probably like the Iraq all the early ones Woodrow some very recent ones too probably well I will just say I will just say like I I respect the office respectfully okay So please respect my respect for the office.

Okay. Respectfully speaking. We can do that. Wow, you're so full of respect, man. Well, yeah, you know, it's like, hey, we can agree to disagree, but, like, at the same time, like, you got to respect the Oval Office. You got to. No, yeah, we heard you, man.

Yeah, I don't disagree. Who's your favorite president and why? Abe, dude. Are you kidding? Abe. Mine's Abe, but it's the way that Daniel Day-Lewis played him. He was so honest. Meant to watch that.

Big DDL guy. He did a lot, man. Dylan Chivary. Hey, guys. I also respect the office, but I don't feel the need to shove in everyone's face like someone else on this show. Are y'all familiar with Family Day in Canada? Is that today? That's what they're celebrating today.

It seems way more chill than President's Day, if I'm being honest. Family Day is to reflect the values of family and home that were important to the pioneers who founded Alberta and to give workers the opportunity to spend more time with their families. Moving forward, I would be celebrating Family Day on this day instead of President's Day. I feel like it's the move. It's CBTM. I respect the family of all sorts, not just the nuclear family. This dude respects things.

There's many different types of families, Don. I know you might be a little late to the game on that, like understanding what I'm trying to put down here. You don't even respect the office, famously. So, yeah. It's a good show. Hey, I famously. Dude, Dwight was so just quirky, man. I famously don't.

I have the vibe of someone who's not registered to vote. Yeah. You don't vote. I think that in order to get President's Day off, you need to prove that you voted in the last election. And you need to show your employer and then you get the day off. need to prove that you voted in the last election and you need to show your employer and then you get the day off tell me that's not genius damn not only would we get voting numbers up but the whole squad we get the day off that's why we made randy come in today yeah he didn't vote no randy was too busy i don't know what he was doing i just remember that

i saw timo the other night night. He absolutely made my night. Dude, shout out to intern Timo. He's so sick. Dude, he's the sound guy. He was genuinely excited to see me. It made me very happy. No, he wasn't, dude. Yeah, he was.

I heard he was really shy because he didn't want to show his friends that he knew the TFM dude. Dude, he dapped me up. It was sick. In front of his – like in front of the squad. Do you think if you – if you went back in time and you showed like intern Timo a video of you from like TFM days and you're like, hey, at some point in your life you're going to be at a pizza place

and you're going to dap up this guy. Do you think he'd believe you? No. No. Dave, what are you looking at? He's a very talented lad, that Timo. I don't like what you're doing over here. Read the headline.

No. No, you read it. No, I won't be doing that. No, I did it for you last week. You got to do it for me this week. Dave, I'm not wearing my glasses today. I'm not wearing my glasses. This is from...

Kid Cannon. This is a link to a Daily Star article that Dylan sent me. It says, looking her breast. Katie Price shows off massive tattoos as she sports bikini after biggest ever boob job.

It's the biggest ever. Is that true? Zoinks. How big are these bad boys? It's not like they cannot be the biggest in history, but maybe for her own, you know, these are the biggest she's ever had on her person. That's exciting.

You should get a boob job instead of bleaching your b-hole. I don't see that happening, Will. You wouldn't get breasts instead of doing the bleach? No. I think I might enjoy the bleach. Just don't even. Don't even. I mean, I'm getting a haircut today,

so whether or not I decide to get an F-boy haircut today is to be determined. There's no way in hell you're about to go on vacation with an F-boy haircut. Yeah. Why? Tell her not to let that happen. Because she would, yes. That is not something you could do. be determined no way in hell you're about to go on vacation with an f-boy haircut yeah so i'm not let that happen because she would yes that is not something you could do it's supposed to rain the entire time we're there like i need some entertainment doesn't really factor into yes it does because like i'm gonna have to entertain myself by getting a shitty haircut kind of see what he's talking about yeah it could be fun you think it's fun for her she's like you get like

the broccoli hair ugly hair it's like that like cauliflower ear? It's the, you know, the... Where it falls down in front? It's the West Lake. No, he's getting a fade. It's the curly, it's the curly e-boy. Yeah. Think about getting some lines.

Not the kind you think of, but like I'm talking about my head. You just can't escape it. Yeah. Do it, bitch. I don't know. There's this new like Manchester United player who's Manchester United player who's got a fuckboy haircut, and then he's got the lines in his eyebrow. Dude, that's drippy.

I want people to mistake me for a shitty 19-year-old soccer player fuckboy. Do you think that's possible? No, I don't. All right. All right, that's fine. Hey, tomorrow tomorrow big day tomorrow we're doing exactly five minutes on the patreon you guys familiar with the patreon can i go over a little bit the patreon is a place where we like to go have fun we we record episodes and we put them

on patreon and uh right now it's the best time ever to be a patron because you actually, if you spend $10 a month or if you do a free two-week trial, you actually get three episodes a week, which is pretty good. When I count that up, that's pretty good bang for your buck there. Tomorrow's exactly five minutes. Wednesday, or Thursday, voicemails. Fridays, Love Island boys. I have not watched last night's Love island yet and i i can't wait to go home and watch it this is how i used to feel this is how i felt during like jojo season of the bachelors like i can't wait to go home on monday night and just watch trash tv there was a recoupling i didn't i didn't watch either will and i'm going b2b tonight i'm pretty excited

back to back like jordan 96 97 he actually did the three pete repeat a lot of people forget that you don't see many people doing two three peets yeah but was he was he suspended for gambling secretly that's what people are wondering they're calling him two three po only real star wars fans will get that one randy okay randy Randy, calm down, dude. Stop celebrating. He's losing it, Randy. Randy, stop. He took his shirt off. He's going absolutely buzzed.

Randy, put your shirt back on. I know, man. It was good. Anyway, we'll try to ignore him just going crazy for my joke. What's up? No, that's it. I got nothing else for the rest of the show.

Oh, okay. Cool, cool, cool. Hey, let's do this. Let's recap this weekend in fun. Presented by our friends at Groove Life. You guys familiar with Groove Life? New sponsor alert. New sponsor alert.

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I'm going to be up front. My wallet game was not great. I could only fit three cards in my old wallet. Now your boy's strapped and I can actually bring out my business cards and my personal all at once. Not to brag. I needed this like six months ago when I went to Woodrow's and the guy taking my ID noticed me pull out my money clip. And he could see how many cards I had in there. And he tried to make fun of me for having so many credit cards.

He's like, dang, dude, it's a lot of credit cards, man. I was like, yeah, dude, I guess it is. I didn't want to say I'm a business owner, but I kind of thought about it. You didn't need to flex like that. Well, he's trying to make fun of me. Call me. Well, Dave, it's 2023. A lot of people are still using their wallet from 2003. And now is the time to update your wallet game.

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Two boys, dude. Yeah, we watched Minions, The Rise of Gru. Oh, dude. People don't realize that Gru's out here just rising. Sick movie, man. Dude, I call it Groove Life. That's good. Yeah, you were living that groove.

We're still doing the ad read. Well, we're not, but you could. But no, your weekend of fun is presented by Groove Live. Hey, guess what? Saturday, big mega day. Parks had a birthday party. Big mega day. Was it his birthday?

His birthday was Sunday. Famous. Party was on Saturday. It was a place called Epic Fun. And let me tell you what. It was epic and it was fun. You walk in, they just immediately give you bacon. I'm talking arcade.

I'm talking laser tag. They were throwing sluts there. Bumper cars cars he had like 10 of his little besties there he was just absolutely mobbing he had a big time what was his favorite part oh um probably the laser tag i think laser beam that's an austin powers reference sunday it was his actual birthday. Got to take him out. He was with his mom most of the day. They got to take him out to lunch with some fam and went to Pool Burger. He loves Pool Burger. And it was great, man.

I've been craving Pool Burger lately. I think it's the weather getting a little nice. It's making me want to go out and just absolutely mob. Yeah. My brother-in-law got a frozen hurricane. Dude. Ooh. Was he going insane?

Ooh. Was he about to? Insane in the membrane cypress hill i just realized i forgot to put on deodorant today needed this guy and do you know hey save it for this weekend in fun and uh yeah yesterday nice little dinner at uh matzo rancho our friend intern klein was in town he invited us out. So you got to link up with the boys for some nachos. Yeah, man. I had questions.

I had questions about you ordering nachos. They were answered. I'm still not sold on you ordering nachos as an entree. But it did look better than I thought it was going to. I still think ordering nachos as an adult man is a childish move and i'm gonna keep doing it because they make me happy and they're really good you think you're so swag when you say poncho style to the waitress like you think that your shit does not stick she looks she gives me a look like oh this guy knows what the hell is up like he knows about the poncho style which isn't even on the menu by the way you just

gotta know cool dude and they hit you with that refried black bean and guacamole and it was a situation and you tell us about the secret menu at in and out and that pretty much concludes my my weekend in fun did you have fun watch some love island i did that was a really nice weekend this guy puts out big animal style vibes oh saturday i forgot i guess bae and i went to home slice and had a good time sat at the bar eat some za had a martini you played it yeah had to um that sounds like a fun weekend it's good man that's like a fun one of you guys what'd that boy get into uh is that me hey um well we linked fr Friday. I had a nice dinner, had some nice Italian food. The chicken piccata at Sammy's, probably the best entree I've had there.

Quite good. Left there not completely hating myself, but the next morning, the grappa. The two units of grappa I consumed because my wife didn't want hers. That didn't feel great Saturday at all. Yeah, shout out to David who didn't need to order grappa. Yeah. What is grappa? I know what it is, obviously, but some people at home might not.

So, Dave, how about you just go ahead and explain it to them? It's like an after-dinner grape-based, what's the word? Like a brandy. Like a brandy. Sure. great it's a wine sure that drink very strong very strong very floral you're doing that boy is mine but you because it's brandy oh you get it that's yeah i do get it yeah yeah shout out monica as well don't want her to get lost i really remember that music video pretty well. I think a lot of gentlemen our age do.

Yeah. Grappa. Saturday. For the boys. Saturday was an interesting day. Woke up, kind of felt the vibe. Just putting out feelers, seeing what's up. Ended up linking with our buddy Ryanyan at uh rock golf played uh played

some golf some simulator golf uh for about an hour didn't from like a an actual golf perspective it didn't go great for me um but i had fun well these two were just simulating it yeah i played actual golf simulation what do you think about these videos that keep hitting the internet usually posted by zyre? They were like, it's a guy getting a hole-in-one that simulated golf. And it's like, does this count as a hole-in-one? No. I feel like we've debated this, and no, it does not.

Absolutely not. Not up for debate. If I ever heard – I don't know if I could be friends with someone that claims that they got a hole-in-one and it was on a golf simulator. No. Even if they bring that up when the hole-in-one stuff comes up. Like, oh, I got one once on a golf simulator. I'm like, what are you doing? I got-one stuff comes up like oh i got one once in a golf simulator i'm like what are you doing i got one in tiger woods golf like that's not what we're talking about yeah it's not completely accurate um even though like it is they do have really good simulators and i assume it's all like the

latest and greatest like our t shots were like going like it was like a 220 carry like okay that doesn't seem right and then i would i'd hit a driver off the deck and i'd hit it like 280 i was like in my life i've hit like one successful driver off the deck in a round of golf maybe you should be doing it more and i'm just out here in the simulator just piping it so i don't know how accurate that thing is but that was a good time uh walked over to pint house pizza i played the card we played the card um stuck around did the did the vet move of you know saying hey alissa you want anything pick you up something she said yeah actually i do i want to ooh la la it's what they're known for they put honey on it dylan yeah i put honey on the spicy honey too

right i've had it i think you have the option of spicy honey but i think it actually comes stock with normal honey local honey or where does it come from someone told me that in order to actually get the benefits of local honey i essentially have to drink like a gallon of it which is why i do that not worth it ever since i was told that i no longer subscribe posted up at the bar while i waited had a beer did i did a short-lived ama i forgot to tell you i'm no longer taking responses to that. Can we still ask you questions? Ask me anything.

Can we not ask you anything? No, you can ask me whatever you want right now. Go ahead. If I eat a Pazuzzi, does that count as my Zocard? Answer the question. You said he could ask you anything. A Calzone is not a Zopla. What about a Pazuzzi?

Yeah, what about a Pazuzzi, Doug? Did the over the weekend i thought we i thought we were clear on don't let me get in so it doesn't count no neither does a strombuzi saturday like y'all said we um we did we did a an early mats four o'clock mats that was sunday david oh yeah sunday god great time great time i had a couple skinny mars because you know i'm a skinny bitch y'all just fun dude the waitress just handed me a skinny last night when i ordered like a house one and i want to be like are you trying to tell me something i'm getting thick thick what was she trying to tell you? I needed a skinny one instead. Had the kids there.

Had a good time. Both well-behaved for the most part. Good stuff. Yeah. You got those nachos and you ordered them poncho style, right? Those look dank. That was me, famously. No, what did I get?

Oh, I talked this game. I was talking to you about what seafood item to get. And I was like, I'm definitely going seafood. I just panic ordered chicken ench enchiladas which you can't go wrong with they're fine you can't dude you should have gotten the beef fajita nachos poncho style he did famously they looked really good yeah I got them lefty style uh that's a poncho and lefty joke. Only true fans of music will understand that. I like poncho shirts, personally. Agreed. You wore one yesterday.

I did. Whoa, you had poncho style while eating poncho style nachos. Didn't even make that connection. Holy shit. Wow, I was double ponchoed out. You don't see that. I'm rattled right now. Yeah. You went double poncho on them.

Mm-hmm. What if you had actually worn a poncho i got i got we got that's too much people are freaking out behind behind their computers well we just we just described two a plus weekends do you think you can put something together that's on the same level i'm here i'm out here absolutely standing absolutely standing eggplant parmesan i might i might fully retire from chicken parmesan because it's the way that the sauce interacts with the eggplant is different i think for me david it's the the juxtaposition between the sauce and the actual eggplant i think there's something there i think it's better than chicken parm. And so I will be ordering that from henceforth.

Saturday, you know your boy almost met up to go get a beer. But instead, he started a fire. And I kept that fire going all day. And I sat at my place all day. And I enjoyed myself. And I watched some soccer. I did some reading. I chilled.

And it felt good. I fell asleep at 9 p.m. It's exhausting having these kids, man. Kids, man. They just wear your ass out. Obviously, Sunday was the day. Yeah, I went and did a brunch. Not to brag.

My sister-in-law ran a half marathon, we decided uh to go have brunch and i had a couple beers i had a crab cake benedict kind of thing i'm a wild boy okay uh and then uh yeah i famously went to matt's all rancho always good with you guys and then i went to a uh a benefit concert last night with michael weiner you guys familiar with this guy? Well, thanks for asking. Yeah. Yeah, we went and saw Lyle Lovett. Some other country people play as well, but we were really there for Lyle.

And yeah, it was fun. It was an enjoyable time. How's Lyle doing? He's good. How's he look? Good, good. No worries about his age for me at this point. He's not one of those artists where you're like,

oh, kind of just seeing him now because he might be dying soon. Like who specifically are you talking about? Willie Nelson. Willie Nelson is really the one. Very old. Still performing. I also have a friend who described his experience

seeing Bob Dylan in concert as just seeing an old man cough into a microphone for 45 minutes. That's good. That's what you want. Yeah. Yeah. That's tough. Always go That's what you want. Yeah. Yeah. That's tough.

Always go see your favorite legends and concerts. Did your sister-in-law slap a 13.1 on the whip yet? Not yet. Not yet. She did roast people for doing that at the brunch, so that felt good to hear. You should put one on there as a joke. Remember I put a Matt Selrancho bumper sticker on your car? I didn't like that. No, you didn't. It was pretty funny to me, though. I don't like it when people deface my vehicle. I would have simply taken it off. I did. That's what I did. That's a good call.

What did it say? It said, I'll have a large bob, please. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's so corny. You like a restaurant so much that you've got a bumper sticker. I see a lot of Pine House bumper stickers, and there's always good, but I'm not sure I'm putting it. 13.1. That's so lame.

Could you do it right now? Yeah. I mean, I would have to walk for parts of it, but yeah, I could absolutely do it. Yeah. I'm in decent shape at the moment. I trained for one a long time ago. I didn't end up running it, but the training went well. It went well enough that I think I could shape at the moment. I trained for one a long time ago. I didn't end up running it, but the training went well. It went well enough that I think I could have at that point.

I would run for 10 of the miles and just intermittent walking throughout. I think you just got to be able to run like eight miles, and then you can do 13. Your body will propel you. What's a good time for a half Mary? Dude. I don't really know. I don't know.

Hour and 10. Well, okay. Let's figure out what a good time for a full one is and cut it in half. Yeah. They need to rebrand the half marathon. They need to call it something else. I think it diminishes. Yeah.

Agreed. The party marathon. It needs a rebrand. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I would simply walk the first 12 miles and just sprint the last part. Really? Just sprint it.

It's not how you start. It's how you finish, David. You can't sprint for over a mile. I can. And I will. There's too much sprinting. Imagine all the people you're passing, and they're like, whoa. I don't think you're passing anyone if you walk 12 miles.

There's somebody. There's someone you're passing. It was kind of crazy. So when we were watching it yesterday, there was a rabbit that was actually running it, and it was running it really fast. And then behind it was a turtle that was running it too. And eventually the turtle caught up to the rabbit because the rabbit got so gassed. Really?

Yeah. Something to think about, Dylan. Life lesson. Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast, Dylan. People forget that. It doesn't always apply. Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast, Dylan. People forget that. It doesn't always apply.

Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast. It doesn't always apply. Sometimes if you take more time, Dylan, it feels like you have more time. Okay. How many people crap their pants running marathons, like the serious runners? I was thinking about this last night, not the pants crapping part, but I was thinking about pissing myself. Man man i think i wouldn't hesitate to piss myself there are people who who crap

themselves and then like they're so determined to finish the race they just they run five miles with crap everywhere it's like wow you're disgusting you gotta you gotta slap that sticker on you gotta run away from the scent i'm peeling off i'm going to the woods finding i'm pulling my sock sock off they should have a special uh should have a hose station a special sticker if you crap your pants and finish the marathon and it's just this 26 point what it was a 26.2 and in parentheses also i crap my pants why why is there so much crapping of the pants on these things you're just pushing your body the limit you just crap push it to the limit i just don't want to be involved anything where crapping my pants is a possibility and i

do know that i have done that before but it was a totally different situation that's why you sometimes life finds a way and you just poop your pants that's why you turn me down on the invite to go uh see a shaman in central america is that a is that a pants oh i think the ayahuasca is a evacuate from both ends type deal i don't i don't know how much of that is the part of the ceremony but there is some vomiting for for some people and i imagine that could be a downstairs ria dia jesus we can move off poop if we want anything yeah anytime anytime would be great anytime would be great should we talk about uh how we're just thankful that our office is still standing after what what a wild scene austin turned into on the hell happened saturday night

dude the boys were bopping was parks out there for his birthday just being an absolute wild man parks and his friends were out there mobbing on the street dude i've never seen anything like this in austin i'm not kidding when i i say that i saw the video and didn't believe that it was actually in austin when i saw this uh if you're watching on youtube randy's gonna play this video for you right now. I'm hesitant to do any volume, as I think it might be annoying for people. Yeah, we don't need volume. It's not great. But what you're seeing is our office is off of a very popular street in Austin called South Lamar. And South Lamar runs into downtown and goes across Barton Springs, which is also a very popular

street. Well, it got taken over the other night by some street racers and too fast too furious austin went crazy yeah a lot of drifting you familiar with this drifting yeah this looks like it's filmed from uh peter pan golf i think it might have been yeah i think it might have been so what intersection is that that is barton springs and Lamar? That's Lamar and Barton Springs, yes. This is a two-minute walk from our office. Two-minute walk. Maybe a little longer than that. Yeah, I think it's like a four-minute walk. As Randy just looks so confused.

Maybe six. Randy just gave a look like Dylan is off by two hours. Yeah, Randy is a smug distance guy right now. It's like a 10-minute walk to get to Shake Shack, which is like half the distance. It's like a 20-minute walk to get down to Barnes Springs. Oh, my God. He just fucking put his nuts on you.

You have no idea how wrong you are, and it's really funny. He just absolutely yammed on you. 20 minutes. I'm already looking it up. It's absurd. I'm already looking it up, baby. He just absolutely Mack McClunged on you. 20 minutes, he said.

In this scenario, he's Mack Mc mcclung and you're somebody else yeah what does it say dude chill out oh why is this doing me like this it's not giving me the right direction these videos these videos always give me so much anxiety we're burying the lead okay so i have questions uh one why didn't we catch an invite to this because this looks lit two how does everyone know when to go to an intersection to do a takeover our takeover is a thing it's a 16 minute walk oh 16 minutes dog i'll walk fast i'll get there in 13 what about two okay it's not two all right have you guys ever been to a takeover have you guys ever been to a takeover what like this yeah no this is not my these are not my people did you guys see

the the the note about the blue laser at the end of the video apparently blue lasers are the most dangerous of lasers and if you get shined in the eyes by one you have a very decent chance of getting some damage done um is that little anomaly I'm seeing in the blue laser? Why would someone have a blue laser then? So fuck with people, dog. These people are unhinged, man. Look at this video. Did y'all's high school have the problem with the red pen,

the laser pointers, that they outlawed them? Yeah. No, we never had the outlaw, but we definitely had an issue with laser pointers. Teachers were very sick of them by the end of it. There was nothing funny, and the teacher, like, goes up to the blackboard, turns her back, and you just shine that little laser on her. I just saw the blue.

People were cracking up. Dude, yeah, people are saying that the blue laser's dangerous. Well, people took those pointers and put them on planes, and pilots were like, I can't stop. Like, you can see from that far away. Was that shock to you that they're that powerful? That shocked me. I mean, I guess i don't really

know too much about lasers that's kind of an nf confession of mine but yeah laser beams freaking laser beams on their heads awesome powers reference number two two laser beam references one podcast yeah blue lasers are typically higher in power and are therefore better for burning use laser pointers that can focus the beam offer more beam control and can aid in burning ability how's your burning ability these guys these guys are just just total asshole so these videos will pop up on on twitter and there's always people like in the middle of this of these cars drifting and every now and then you'll see somebody get smoked by a vehicle. And you're like, well, you were kind of standing out there as they were drifting.

Oh, you don't feel bad for them. No. I mean, do they walk away from it? Like, hand up. Hand up. I was pretty close to the car. Some of them do. Some of them.

Then some of them are like, that's a catastrophic leg injury, my guy. Police showed up. They got completely backed down. I think they were called off. They like just let them be let like let them let them eventually disperse on their own because the cops weren't going to do anything yeah they got back down um barton springs yeah this is this is the peter pan golf parking lot yeah they called like the the tweet said rioters i mean are these technically riders yeah um and so yeah they essentially just backed the cop car down and then there were a lot of people reporting that there were a lot of other cops fleeing to the scene not

fleeing to the scene going to the scene and uh i don't think anything happened with it if i'm a cop i don't want that smoke i'm letting these guys uh mob and and get out of there i do want to be invited to the next one what are you going to do? I think I might just get a street racing car and start doing it race for slips for pinks? yeah I would have had these cars towed if I was down there

I didn't see any racing going on just donuts in the intersection donuts and fireworks I know that this is dangerous I know that it feels kind of lawless and I know that it made really inconvenient to some people people but like outside of perspective it does look kind of lit i think i'm gonna go to the next one you guys i'll i'll shoot i'll get you guys in the snapchat group that uh organizes i hate to preach but i just gotta say something i've always said remind y'all

it's it all comes back to you you're bound to get what you deserve. Try and test that. You're bound to get served. Love's what I got. Don't start a riot. You'll feel it when the dance gets hot. Hot. So that's just something to think about to all the kids listening.

Thanks, Randy. Do you have any little free game for y'all? Do you have any love? That's what I got. Remember that. Did you like the original? That's what I got. Remember that. Did you like the original or the remix? I don't know.

I wasn't a huge Sublime guy. I was. But I'm not one of those people that thinks that Sublime is a punchline. I think that's rude. I think they were better than that. They were fun. That's all I have to say about that. Dill's a big sublime guy i know sublime i don't celebrate their catalog but i do know sublime we had another instance uh of unhinged activity in austin this past weekend where there was a rager at a mansion uh where

a bunch of people just went into a house. I think they call it breaking and entering. It's against the law to do this. Yeah. Yeah. They just partied there. This is just Parks' birthday party, right? Yeah. Yeah.

This is what they did. Parks' birthday weekend went crazy in Austin. Do we know where in Austin this happened? Is there an address or a neighborhood given or anything? I haven't read this article yet. I thought it was Westlake. If I was going to break into a house to party and i'd probably do it in west lake i feel like it's easier to get away with shit over there we didn't do this in high school i just want to be clear about that i

no i mean for as dumb as we were i i don't think we ever had the balls to just mob and trespass and just commit multiple felonies. I think we would do things that technically would be considered breaking and entering. Sure. But I don't think the people that we did it to would consider it to be egregious enough to press charges. But if you – let's say you're on vacation, Dave. Let's say you're enjoying yourself and you come back and you see uh you're like wait is my does my tv fall off the wall and you're like wait did someone put my samurai sword through the wall did someone spray some beer all over my my walls

dude if i go out in the garage and i see that someone got into my my beer my garage beers i'm calling the police i'm calling the feds. I don't even like coming home at this point to like a dirty apartment. I can't even imagine coming home to a bunch of kids that just like absolutely crushed my place. My favorite part of this write-up, courtesy of Fox News. Familiar.

It says the homeowner said, this wasn't a case of local students knowing a classmate's parents weren't home for the weekend. The family only has a toddler who isn't in the local school system yet. Thanks for that last part. It's a toddler. Like the toddler, yeah. The toddler is not super advanced and is not yet enrolled in actual classes.

Yeah. Someone referred to my son as only a toddler. I'd be like, what's your problem? What's your problem? Did y'all see the picture of this phone that has like a little yeah the flyer it says on the flyer it said well it says mansion rager this saturday then it says byob and byow they found white claw at the house you think that means bring your own white claw bring your own v's and cocks it's Whippets. I think it's White Claw.

Whippets. Bring your own Whippets. Bring your own Whippets, dude. Whippet real good. You show up and the music stopped and they're like, Jesus Christ, it's Jason Borg. A quick urban dictionary says, bring your own weed. Oh, these kids.

Who would have guessed? Bring your own weed. See, if that was us, it would have been bring your own sticky. B-Y-O-S. Yeah. Because if it's not sticky, it's not welcome. That's right. See, we would have said B-Y-O-M.

Will, did you design this one sheet? Bring your own weed. What? Was this what you were working on last week? The one sheet that you were... Yeah, I did. So I actually did the graphic design for this party. These kids actually...

Yeah, they Venmoed me. Dude, what's shitty is like these kids are going to get away with this. Yeah. Okay. No, somebody... How are you going to track these fuckers down? Probably like echolocation. I'm probably going to call the cops oh no oh i'm gonna show up at west like it's darn i'm gonna show up at west lake high school and

just stand at the entrance and just make them i'm gonna smell everyone's breath i would be devastated man to come home to this what if they got in your borg imagine you go home i don't have just borg sitting around okay what if they get in all the hand sanitizer what if they rip your microwave out of the wall and you can't eat anymore that would be tough you're telling me you don't have like a pantry that has like just like what if they go jug of borg hey by the way dude what if they pour their borg all over your your dog your ruger don't talk about ruger that way what if ruger just gets dumped on hey how about this mansion they can't they came and hide wires on their tv yeah they do they deserve this honestly honestly like you had this coming uh you wait so that really is a samurai sword is that what am i

looking at the bottom left there i don't know i did read that it it was BYO SS. Bring your own samurai sword? Yeah. Everyone brought one. Yeah. I'm a big fan of samurai swords. I think samurais in general are pretty tight. I don't like the last samurai because I don't support Tom Cruise, but I also don't know if Tom Cruise should have been the last samurai.

Yeah, I feel like he just, yeah. Last samurai probably didn't look a lot like tom cruise i don't know if the samurais before him were hoping that the last samurai would be a white dude but a white dude who does his own stunts it's true it's true and one of the most prolific actors of our time and so it's like it's like the uh the draft guy the dolphins draft guy, the Dolphins draft guy. It's like, yeah, okay. Okay. Hey, what that,

I like that painting. Dude, you should, you should make him an offer. It's covered in beer now. Dude, you like that painting? What do you like about it?

I just like the, I like the color scheme. And, and honestly, like you see, you have the brown and then like above it, you have the light blue. To me, it's the juxtaposition of those two

very different sides of the color spectrum um laid out on a canvas and what i think is kind of a a new take on an old favorite it's hung it's hung too high on that wall it's bothering me they threw avocados at the wall shouldn't do that it's a waste that's a waste of gains dude yeah those are healthy fats It's a waste of healthy fats. That's a waste of gains, dude. Yeah, those are healthy fats. That's a waste of gains. They should have made guacamole with that instead. That's what really

would have set this party apart. It would be a more civilized party. If Micah was there, he would have been like, okay, okay. Just give me the avocados. I'll take care of the rest.

I'll take the avocados. Micah does make a great guacamole. He did make some for me on Super Bowl Sunday. Micah's handy in the kitchen, man. He knows what he's doing. He knows what he's doing. Also makes a great old-ole. He did make some for me on a Superbowl Sunday. Micah's handy in the kitchen, man. He knows what he's doing. He knows what he's doing. Also makes a great old fashioned action.

They're going to bust somebody from this. I hope so, man. But is that person going to rat? Yes. What if I got, what if a cop busted in right now and arrested me and took me out of here? Because I was, I was involved in this. Would you guys be like happy or upset? All right. The cops track you down, dave because you do something like this they pull you in they're like all right man here's what you're facing but if you turn in you know five of your boys will will reduce your down to this would you squeal would you squeal david

they're not flipping me you think you're gonna flip me because they're not gonna g-code i'm a stand-up guy not the type of fall right you can do time for us i'll do you know three and a half on a five whatever it is fuck yeah i'm gonna be on my tim allen shit i'm gonna expose yourself i'm gonna wrap that plug i'll pull your penis out if if he asks for five i'm gonna give him give him ten. I'm going to give everybody up. I'm not going down for this. Yeah, I'm snitching. I can't be in prison too long, man.

Nah, I'm not going for prison. It's hard to get Borg on the inside. It is. You get smokes, though. I don't like that toilet bowl Borg. Yeah, the toilet bowl Borg hits different. It's different in all the bad ways. Fucking little shitheads.

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I don't know what's going on in this country. Randy, if you may, what is the acceptable amount of ribs to eat on a plane? Zero. An entire rack? Exactly zero. This is an entire rack. this is making me nauseous just looking at it and and they're by the way if you're thinking oh maybe it's just a dry rub

no they're sauced they're very much this is a five napkin plus a wet towel at the end of it meal this is a shower after the meal yes oh yeah oh yeah you have to shower after this i would have to completely rinse my beard out after this is a shower and a nap so this really after this young lady on twitter posted it and i don't know if she's she's in on the bit like with the gentleman next to her but it just says no poorly worded tweet but no chance is the guy next to me eating a full rack of ribs plus sides on this plane, GTS. This is a reckless thing to even sell at an airport.

There's no way this person brought this into the airport themselves, right? And like- Can you get that? Can you get a full rack through security? Yeah, you can. I mean, but like, no, this person didn't bring this through security. This person got this in the airport. So it's a full rack.

It's French fries. And it looks like street corn on the cob. It's a very messy corn on the cob. Dude, shut up, street corn. Underrated. I'm not a big fan. I don't eat mayonnaise with my corn. Tastes good, though.

It's okay. It's not bad. No, it tastes good. Best fact. Can you not get this at Austin Bergstrom? They're like a Salt Lick. Can you not get a rack of ribs? Or is it just sandwiches?

I can't imagine you can buy a full rack of ribs. By the way, this is like a $50 meal they brought into this plane. Yes. This is not. And it's airport prices. This is very expensive. They have like brisket sandwiches and breakfast tacos and stuff like that. They don't have this.

You can't get like a three meat combo? A brisket sandwich, by the way, is still- Should we call it circling back? Maybe too much to bring onto a plane. This is egregious behavior. What's your tolerance for eating something on a plane? What are you willing to eat on a plane and not worry about anything?

Does it just not have to be hot? Because once you heat that food up, it starts smelling and people know that you're eating something. So I try not to eat anything hot on the plane i brought breakfast tacos on the plane that i bought it you know that's i'll do that but that's it that's about my limit like it's about my limit i think about mess more than anything i don't even i i don't i can't even do that i have to i'll pound that before i get on the plane think about the ease of eating it and the mess it's gonna make I famously say take it ease it's big that's a big time Tommy ref oh btt yeah yeah I the only thing I've I and I do this almost every time I fly I like to bring an extra long

cheese coney on the plane and just eat it like before we even take off i don't i don't this is worse than that even i think this is way worse than that this is way worse this is like licking fingers i don't know if you can come up with a worse food airplane fingers too yeah the airplane i like licking airplane fingers there's no flavor in this climate trying to identify the box that's a controlled climate dude i don't know i don't know where this is from. That's what's killing me, too. It almost looks like it's like a Cinnabon box or something that they just like toss some ribs in. It's the size of a medium pizza box.

People thought he was playing a Zod card on this. Nah, dude, I'm playing my rib card. Just a full ass rib. He's going to be stuffed after eating this. If I sit down next to somebody, I might actually say something to the person. Like, dude, you can't eat that here. No, you in the upper no you wouldn't well also underrated um one of these racks are like part of it is completely intact so he's gonna have to feasibly like cut these yeah what no i think i'm saying something if this is next to me they don't fall off the bone like man you're really gonna do this yeah i think i

don't think i would like explicitly say like hey you can't do this but i think i would make i think i would make a snide comment i would i would do something snarky i'd be like ribs huh something like that i had an old lady uh walk through a door the other day like that i was holding open for her and she just breezed by and didn't even like look at me did you ever car towed i i kind of looked like i looked a little puzzled. And I looked over at this guy that was also working in the restaurant. And he looked at me and he was like, what? That's sorry, man.

It's Midwestern in me to hold that door open at all times for a player. And she just completely breezed by me as if it didn't matter. It's not just a Midwestern. You don't think she could open the door for herself? People in Texas don't hold doors open like they do in the Midwest. It's like 100% hold door rate up in the Midwest. I saw those Californians who moved in. We got some Californians that moved in.

The cockiest sip. We got some Californians that moved in near us, and I saw them almost get hit by a car the other day while walking their dog because they were just staring at their phone walking around. I can't confirm that they were from California, but the way that they were dressed gave me major L.A. vibes. They dressed like hypebeasts? Yes.

It was not good. And Sally and I were like, yeah, these are the people that everyone hates. Yeah. And people that bring ribs on planes. You got to break off some ribs for the flight attendants and any of your fellow passengers if you got some extra. As good as a rib might sound in that moment, I'm not going to eat a wet rib like that. Okay. Would you take a French fry and swipe it through that barbecue sauce and eat it?

Yes. Yes. Because I would do that. If he's offering me a French fry, I'm doing it. You know what I'm doing? I'm bringing latex gloves. I'm popping them on, doing the little slap sound. And then I'm eating the ribs and I'm just taking them off, throwing them away. Boom. Clean hands. Couldn't be me.

It was me. I was the guy eating the ribs on the plane. And the street corn, too. The street corn is an odd punctuation. So messy. Street corn by itself would be egregious. It's an unnecessary addition to an already seriously messy situation. Which meals on the list of like

worse for airplane consumption like where does it where do these rank number one this is this is the worst there's nothing worse than ramen ramen or something yeah like a soup yeah uh spaghetti like spaghetti would be rough i would rather have somebody spaghetti next to me i think that's more efficient than ribs normally people when they eat when they're doing something like this, and it's like, oh man, I haven't eaten and it's going to be a long flight. I'm going to go get something. They're think, they have it in mind. Like, all right, what's like, what would be the best food to have?

That's not going to make a mess. Not going to stink. This person just did the opposite. Yeah. He's like, all right, worst possible side. You know what? I could go with like a potato salad. How about the street corn?

Yeah. On the corn that's covered in mayonnaise and whatever else is on salad. How about the street corn? Yeah. On the cob. The corn that's covered in mayonnaise and whatever else is on there. Corn on the cob on a plane. No one is doing that. Rain mix corn. It's true. It's true, yeah.

This is so ridiculous. Those fries look bad, too. Those look like the kind when you're growing up and your parents just threw some in the oven on some foil. They're frozen. They weren't good. Dude, Dylan only orders his fries animal style from the secret menu. That's true. That's true.

The only way that fries at In-N-Out are palatable is animal style. And that's facts. They have really bad fries. Yeah. Really bad. I get confused. When people say that they love In-N-Out and stuff, I'm just confused whether or not they like French fries

because you can't have that be your favorite burger place if you actually really like French fries. What, Randy? I found the restaurant, if you want to know. It's called Frankie and Benny's, if you want to look that up. How'd you find that? I was able to, you can see right there on the paper, there's the logo.

So I was trying to like look at it. Frankie and Benny, shout out to their family. They had some good podcast producing there. Nice work, Randy. Good find. We earned it today. Some people are taking today off. Not Randy.

No. He's like, President's Day? Vote me into office. Would you guys ever consider bringing something, I don't know, from maybe a Taco Bell cantina onto a plane um maybe yeah i would actually a nice quesadilla maybe a steak quesadilla oh yeah these motherfucking steaks off my motherfucking plate smoky ultimate barbecue ribs slow cooked rack of tender pork ribs, barbecue sauce, grilled corn, and skin on fries.

Whole rack, $21.90. I was going to say, I don't think these are ribs that are being smoked by like a pit master. I think they just toss these things in the oven and call it a day. They might even just microwave them, like Dylan. Why did we need it so that the skin is on the fries? I don't know. Isn't that just fries? Am I wrong here? Dylan always clarifies that. That's why his friends in high school called him Mr. Skin. That's right.

Come on, man. Did you ever sell that domain? Come on. We're not doing this. We are. Well, I got news for you guys. You guys see this? See this pop up on the timeline?

A Taco Bell canteen is now open in Hollywood and it's 1920s themed. There's a lot of gangsters going through that. Sometimes you gotta let my side. I'll do one Mexi-Melt, please. Extra tomatoes. Man, I wonder why

we did this story. What's on a Mexi-Melt? A Mexi-Melt? Yeah, ground beef. A little melted cheese. Some Fiesta salsa. It's not on the menu anymore. Some people call it a secret menu. But be careful who you ask. You might have to sleep with the fishers.

You might have to. I still don't know why they talk like that back then. Because that's how the gangsters talk. You don't like it? You think it was more than just a gangster? I'll spray my Tommy gun at you. I will say this does look rather appetizing.

The branding on this cantina is phenomenal. I mean, it says that it's located at the historic 1920s building on Hollywood Boulevard that was known as a book lover's haunt for movie stars the company said it's the perfect pairing of golden age and modern design so what you're trying to say is it's the juxtaposition of those two things that you just said that's the third the third time juxtaposition has made it into this episode for those keeping track at home. That's three juxtapositions. Man.

What's your disposition, Don? Yeah. You ready to be done with the show, aren't you? No, I'm excited for the next story. I like this. This one's fun, too. The next one looks fun. I feel like you don't respect Taco Bell.

I don't think you respect Taco Bell. It's been a very long time since I've had Taco Bell. I like it, but I feel like a piece of shit after I eat it. So that's why I try not to. So you used to be a piece of shit because you don't eat it anymore? Yeah. Wow. I feel like you live Manos.

I live Manos. Yes, I do. You are living. I do. Not Moss. I will admit, it's tasty. It's tasty food. Fire sauce is fire. I would love to have some Taco Bell soon. It's tasty food. Fire sauce is fire.

I would love to have some Taco Bell soon. It's been a while for me. It's been long enough that I forget how it makes me feel and I'm ready to hurt again. I want it. You're ready to be hurt again. I want it. I want to be hunched over that toilet after eating my steak grilled stuffed burrito. You think in the 20s

there's a gangland war and two rival factions going at it, and they had to hit the mattresses. And then one dude comes through with just all the party tacos. Yeah. He's like, dude, I hit that dollar menu scene. He's like, all right, boys. It was expensive back then. Yeah.

These tacos are really expensive. They're a dollar. Yeah. It's like a thousand dollars today plus inflation i hit that buffalo nickel menu those are worth a lot of money actually yeah yeah they're made out of buffalo they're not oh no i always wanted to find one of those you guys coin guys back in the day no i have a coin collection one time my mom my mom would uh collect quarters you just put them in a jar and then cash them in once the jar got full and that

was just what she did and one day i was like i'm gonna buy a video game my mom's like how are you gonna buy that and i was like with my money she's like where did you get money and then i pulled out like a bag of quarters and she was like i wonder where you got all those quarters from spoiler i stole them from my mother dude that's so cool that i broke into her house stealing from your mom that i broke into her house and i threw a party there put my samurai sword through the wall and everything seriously that's probably what escalated that party once somebody got the samurai sword it was like over it went from just like a normal get together to just full-on rage and once the sword went through the drywall it's that's a that's probably exactly how it went down i'm blaming miles teller or maybe whoever had the

samurai sword was trying to hide the wires behind that tv so they cut into the wall because clearly that needed to happen and then it just got stuck is there is there like a sub out there subcontractor and that's they do everything with a samurai sword you pay a little you pay a little nominal fee and in in lieu of uh basic tools it's all done via samurai sword that would be kind of sick actually like what if what if the dude that was your chimney sweep like what if you found out that he didn't just do a chimney sweep thing with like you know the normal tools i just seems like not that's not a good tool for sweeping a chimney. A sword? A sword.

Scrapes it. God, dude. That guy did sweep our chimney. Dude, I saw that guy on the road not long ago. Was he wearing it? I assume he was wearing his top hat. Was he driving a Model T? He was wearing his top hat.

Yes. There can't be that many of those guys riding around town. You're saying there's not a lot of top hat guys. I't think i don't think it's i don't think there's enough businesses out there that have bits like that where the guy wears a top hat to everything well it's a notable thing like i will never go to a different chimney sweep than this dude the best thing about it is it's a family business he's got his he's got his kids involved are they wearing top hats when they show up no i think there's like a little bit of like some infighting because they kind of want to like modernize and like get rid of the top hat and the dad's like guys like no out of my cold dead hands

my cold dead soot covered hands disgustingly you get this top hands you touch the hat you pay the price punk it's i mean if i need a chimney sweep there's no way i'm not going to that you have to go to the guy with the top hat it's it. It's a miss if you go to anywhere else. The branding. Chimney looking ass. The branding is too strong. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And you're not like, oh, who's this random person at my, oh, that's the chimney sweep. Like, he shows up and you're like, it's chimney sweeping time.

This guy's here to sweep my fucking chimney. Yeah. And maybe steal my girl on his way out. Think about it. It's smart to have the chimney sweep, or the top hat. Because the soot be falling. Because as the soot comes down, it settles on the hat instead. This guy's using his noggin over here, Davey.

That's right. Think about all the hat cleaners that he's keeping in business, the top hat cleaners. There's a lot of those out there that are failing these days. Probably most of them. I don't think that's... AI. AI is taking their jobs.

Really? Mm-hmm. There's an AI hat cleaning business out there. You can leverage an AI tool for just about everything. Mm-hmm. really all the time there's an ai hat cleaning business out there some of that just you can leverage an ai tool for just about everything chat gpt you come home and and you're like wow chimney looks great then you go in your pantry to like have a little after dinner borg and you find that the chimney man has drank all your board how mad would you be be a little upset yeah i do i just it's not part of the deal when y'all have a can i ask a really random question when y'all

have a babysitter okay and like you know it's somebody new and she comes in you introduce self and just kind of give her the lay of the land and you're explaining like oh yeah we got you know netflix all that blah blah blah what do you offer up like anything in the fridge is yours do you say that i say make yourself at home pantries we got food in the pantry fridge whatever you want yeah yeah i don't expect them to drink alcohol though as they are watching my kid right but it's a little different it's like for us like most of the time when we get a sitter the sitters doesn't even see the kid he's asleep so it's just like she just she just hangs out on the couch with with randy a dog not our producer sounds pretty chill unless randy unless i could see you is randy piping

your babysitter is that where my borg went yeah i usually offer for our babysitters i don't offer like the pantry stuff because our pantry is not that stocked but i usually tell her that if she wants to um get some of the keg in the closet or the pizza on the floor that's left over from the night before she's more than welcome to have some of that don't look up like you're thinking about it like you don't know you put off the most you if all of us you have you're the most likely to be a kenny chesney guy you're the most likely to have a keg in your closet and that's not i don't mean that as a derogatory thing dude i think chesney's got hits i never listened to

kenny chesney never really you really you weren't you weren't mobbing to she thinks my tractor's sexy i've never been one to uh hold back when i like like an embarrassing musician i always i always fess up kenny chesney is just not one of them dude he's fun nah he ain't it randy doesn't even like chesney i guess whoa i'm big no shoes why'd you just give a thumbs down thumbs down to that no shoes nation oh the thumbs down was for you bitch i don't give a fuck yeah so when the sun goes down you just don't groove you're that's that's how you operate yeah that's what i'm saying i don't groove um infamously married to renee zellweger for like two weeks. That's infamous? Well, like they annulled like two weeks into it. That's too bad.

Yeah, it's not good on your Wikipedia when it says married – or spouse, Renee Zellweger, married 2005, divorced 2005. That's a short one. That's a quickie. That's a quickie. I guess she just didn't think his tractor was sexy anymore. Like the novelty of the farm equipment. Stop turning her on, dude. Stop turning her on. I get it. She found out he didn't live on a farm in Nebraska. his tractor is sexy anymore like the novelty of the farm stop turning around dude stop turning

around i get it she found out she found out he didn't live on a farm in nebraska he like he's got like a very nice mansion in maui like oh now he's married to nicole kidman that's different guys no it's keith keith urban australian australian country singer not a lot of those out there no not a lot of those he's also he also has terrible music hey bro he can really pull his hair you know he can really pick it this music his hair stinks yeah he can really pick it it confuses me when i think about him being married to her she's a rocket it's like what nicole kidman yeah she's one of the best actors of our time wow you think so i mean she i feel like what was she just in that we watched it was like five years ago

what's the uh that show mr skin no pretty little lies lies i don't know what it was called what was that new show called i think think you nailed it. No. Something Little Lies. Big Little Lies. Big Little Lies. There we go. We got there. She was really good in that.

We got there. That's my really, really cool entertainment take of the week. You must listen to Ringer TV podcasts. I do, man. Listen to all of them. I consume so much bod. I can't stop potting.

I think billionaires should pay for their own stadiums, personally. Oh, here we go. So we had an issue the other night. A large amount of cannabis was found. This was not at Wilmonds. This was – was this in London? Yeah, which I didn't realize until – Something I'm just learning now is that London has some of the worst weed I've ever seen in my entire life.

Well, we don't know if this is what's actually circulating on the streets. This looks like what's piled up on every Austin sidewalk right now. People's just branches from the freeze. Even if you zoom in on this picture i i can't really identify it as marijuana like it doesn't really look like if someone brought this bag to me and said like hey what do you want to do with this i'd be like oh i should we just throw should we leave it on the side of the street so that they take it away yeah i'd be like i think you can just throw that that's that stuff out and then no sure sure enough, it's just the shittiest weed of all time. So the tweet from

the Waltham Forest Police Department, which is, like you said, London, or London area, VSU on proactive patrols on Friday night, and E4 stopped a car due to the behavior of occupants all were searched.

Two knives and a large amount of cannabis was found, all males arrested. And the picture of the quote-unquote cannabis is just the worst weed you could ever imagine. Karen Geyer, noted Twitter user, she responded and she said,

Jesus Christ, more like cannabis. That's good. Chill out, Karen. This looks like what I bought in eighth grade that turned out to not be weed. Is this oregano? Dude, someone responded and said, that's that mid that Will DeFreeze smoked. What? That seems like an unnecessary stray that I took.

Is it what you smoke? Dude, I'm too scared to buy weed. What am I going to do? Go to my dealer's house while my son's at home like that's weird hey dude i'll be right back and then i come back he's like why do you smell like patchouli and weed and once you have yeah it's pretty easy to find weed where where would you go to find weed right now i mean you know i guess don't give up your plug but if i if i had to if you took my phone and said we'll go find weed right now i wouldn't know i guess don't give up your plug but if i if i had to if you took my

phone and said we'll go find weed right now i wouldn't i don't know if i would return oh i guess i would hit up ross i just opened whatsapp just is whatsapp like a weed delivery app no maybe should we do it should we do i'm not saying nothing man i'm not flipping yeah you can't flip me they've just showed that he he won't reveal his sources you guys tried it you tested me this is a lot of really bad weed too it's not just a little baggy dude this looks like that mid that you would smoke oh come on i got it i got it look at the stems this isn't this is embarrassed i don't know much about weed but i do know that you don't want to smoke stems you know what i wish they did i don't see a single bud in there i wish i wish over there they did what they do in like mexico when they

do like a big drug bust and not only do they lay it all out on like a table but they have the guys that the people they arrested up there standing behind it like yep got them yeah i want to see the culprit i want to see the who they got who's going into the clink for this how much does this bag of weed cost like five bucks this is embarrassing this might be one of the ugliest bags we'd ever ever made this is hot for this it's so humiliating like we're we're fucking like old dads at this point and we know this sucks you know when you go to like a brunch place on like sunday and people say no don't order um don't order something with steak because it's just like the stuff they have to get rid of that day.

It's like going to go bad if they don't cook it that day. Yeah. That's what this is. Yeah. This is like a BOGO deal. This is the get one free that they got. Damn, your weed dealer does buy one, get one free? Yeah.

It's a pretty good deal. I might need to get that. Only on President's Day. Really? Yeah. What? Like buy an ounce of Chronic. We'll throw in this pound of this dirt

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Schwing. I haven't started any of it yet, so. It's good, man. I won't listen until I've started it. Okay. I don't want spoilers. It'll be a nice companion. okay i don't want spoilers it'll be a nice companion wait don't tell me who wins all the majors okay i don't want to know okay all right good stuff guys good monday hey president's day we're out here grinding

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