Circling Back - Stye Guys & Twin Peaks Measles

Episode Date: February 24, 2025

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We are coming. All right. We're back circling back podcast. Will DeFries here. Next to me, David Ruff. Hi. Hi, Will. Hey. Why'd you say it like that? I didn't. You kind of had a little something on it and I just I don't really

understand why you're. Let's just jump right into it. You look different today. What do you think it is? I don't know. Do you do something with your with your mustache? I did trim it today. I did trim it today. I did shave everywhere else. Maybe that's what it is. Well on my face. That is.

Elephant in the room also under my eye. It's stye season. I had one recently. This is my third maybe my fourth of my life and we're nearing the end of this particular one. Are we? Well, why are you so sure about that? Yeah, I don't know if we are. It's the last stage.

I looked into it to see like, hey, what's next? What can what fun awaits me around door number two? No, it's quite grotesque. I showed these guys earlier and I'm just like, I don't really think the people at home, and millions of people watch this on YouTube as the check that we just got from Google will reflect. And I just like, you know what?

I'm gonna go with the shades. I've been really listening to a lot and watching a lot of old PMTs. I'm sure you know this already, but don't pop it. Yeah. It can get wildly infected. It can. It can cause lots of problems.

And I am, you know, it's very difficult to see what's going on down there and not go to work. I know. And I just decided I will go to work, literally. Yeah, you're here now. But I'm gonna wear these, shout out to Sh. I know. And I just decided I will go to work literally. Yeah, you're here now. But I'm gonna wear these, shout out to Shady Rays. They're not a sponsor anymore, but they were. And I'm rocking them and they're cool shades

and here we are. Hope it's not too distracting for the fellows here. Did Shady Rays get tagged in that Steve Smith senior tweet along with Yeti Coolers? I think they did. It would not surprise me given the randomness of that particular tweet. I'm not well versed in stars,

but when you showed me this morning, I wasn't grossed out to the point of wanting to get away from you. You were concerned. No, if anything, I wanted to keep looking at it. And if you were my wife, I would ask if I could touch it. It's giving all time zit to pop energy. And like, it's all I wanna do to it.

Yeah. Let me pop it. Can I pop it on air? If it was not a sty, if it was just like a run of the mill pimp, then I would be like, I would have done it, but I'd give you a crack at it. But due to the relative, actually just the absolute proximity to the eyeball, it's best to not mess with it.

Yeah. Have you done any hot compresses? Yes, which is how we got here. Okay. I'll be thinking about you, man. All the best. I hope'll be thinking about you, man. All the best. I hope you're thinking about me. We're doing a show. Fellow Stye brother. I feel like when

people in the office earlier were calling you names, it was a little uncalled for. It was good. I believe you threw out a few of them yourself. I didn't throw out any of them. I think you did. No, I think you said Styler Perry. I said a good one. I said Jermaine Stye. Former baseball great. Styles Davis. I said Guy Fieri and then Will said it louder and got more laughs. Styles P. Mike Styson. I get Stye, Stye, Stye, Stye, Stye. I really should have kept the sunglasses being stylish for the pod. You guys, Brett specifically, just kind of. Brett was volume shooting.

Empty the clip. Yeah. He was putting out more hits than Billy Stylish though. Oh. Oh, there you go. Okay. Dylan Shivery. Man, I don't know how to follow that.

Yeah, your normal ass eyes are super boring. Yeah, my stye is gone. It took a long time to finally go down to nothing. It lingered for a really long time, but it wasn't noticeable. Just maybe a couple weeks ago, it finally completely went away. Anyway.

What do you do if you're in a non-traditional, sorry, what do you do if you're in a traditional working environment and you have a stye of this size? Do you just endure? Pirate Patch. You endure. Do you ask to work from home or do you just? Like nobody wants to be around me.

Yeah, it depends. No, no, I don't mind being around you, but like. If it was out, you would. I think it depends what your day looks like. But if I had some coworker that I didn't like and, you know, they, they walked in with some nasty ass stye, I'm not going to be as. Like if you're just banging spreadsheets all day,

you can probably go in, but if you have a presentation, I probably wouldn't. Yeah, yeah. I think I would say I would go in with an eye patch and be like, my one-year-old poked me in the eye. I'd make something up. I think a sty is just a normal thing to wanna conceal though.

I don't think you need to make anything up. Like look, I got an embarrassing stye. Just, it's out there. We know it. Acknowledge it and move on. No one's going to move on. Like they're going to say, can I see it? Yeah, that's what we'll say.

You're going to pop, you're going to pop that thing up. I had to put my backpack down. I was like, I want to see it. I showed it to him. Stye and Reeves, dude. Big country. Okay. All right. All right. Good pull. Kobe Stuyent. Man, that's, that was like a Brett one. Yeah, that one sucked. You said Bryant Reeves. Bryant Reeves is the same name. Bryant Reeves. Yeah, but like, it's the same, literally the Reeves. Yeah, but like.

It's the same, literally the exact same name. I don't even know if Kobe Stein is that bad, but I think your delivery might've just tanked it. You know how like sometimes like, you know, a standup, like he might have a good routine. Like he might actually have like good content, but just like the delivery and Moxie's not there. I think you're lacking Moxie.

What about Bill Stye, the science guy? That's pretty good. It's okay. There you go. That's like tier one. Better, better. Okay. Okay.

I don't have any Styes. I've never had a Stye, I've never had one. They're not like terrible, they're just a little bit uncomfortable on this. You just wait for it to go away. Okay, okay. Funny man, Jerry Steinfeld over here come on jerry steinfeld's not terrible what's the deal with stars it's like it's it on my eye yeah cold as i yeah

later on we can go by the alphas i dealt alpha style delta house like i botched it when he wasn't good anyway or delete that shit I'm just gonna i'm done. I can't even see my monitor with these sunglasses dude. Fuck stike Okay Nobody does it like Okay, can someone explain to me? No one doesn't like sig new. I missed the whole thing that says it all I I missed the whole video though Like I only saw the memes that came from it.

And when I went to go try to find the actual like originating video, nothing came up. Sigma Nu, they just do it differently. I knew that. I always knew Sigma Nu differently. Literally no one knows it like Sigma Nu. I started trying to go down the rabbit hole and then I tried to figure out if there was a,

I don't know how it's not in the numerous group texts we have that involve just meme exchange. Sigma Nu at Texas State was awful. No, my buddies was. I'm sorry, no offense to Dave's buddy who hopefully isn't listening, but they were awful. Hey Jordan. They, at my college, they were like the guys that

if you had them over, they were gonna destroy your house. And like every fraternity hate them, but some, they threw good parties. So girls would go there and no one ever wanted to do it. Your house like, like they party so hard or like, is it like, they're going to come over there and just like be assholes. Were they having a house destruction party like a punk rock band that was maybe moving like if you were to have like a, like a four way party with them and like two, two sororities

and then they like tear down all the decorations and like punch holes in your wall. It's like, that's actually pretty frat. Maybe you guys were the boners in there. You guys sound not frat compared to these days. They were putting you in your place. These guys had a lot of like issues that they had not addressed, so they just took it out on your drywall.

They probably wore an average of an XL polo. At Texas State, they were the frosted tips, like shaved arms guys this is true yeah anyways here is but this is uh in pulled chicks I mean to be fair they got chicks they did yeah nobody does it like Signeux you're just getting after I don't know why we're You're just getting after it. I don't know why we're making fun of this kid. This kid is fucking electric.

He's fucking, he's sick. Based on the limited video I've seen of this Signe party, a lot of people do it like this. Yeah, I was going to say, people do it like this. This is pretty typical behavior. It's like a dance party. This guy is wearing an extra small polo. Yeah, that is the tiniest polo.

That sleeve is crazy. Unless they're pulled up, which I don't think they are. What's the opposite of Hal Sutton's sleeve? This guy's got Euro like Martin Kymers sleeves. That's an extra small. It's possible his boy's hand is like pulling it up a little bit, but I think that's giving him too much benefit of the doubt.

Like I think that he's just got tiny ass sleeves on. Each sleeve is equally pulled up. So I think it's just a tiny shirt. I think this kid's in Arizona. This is giving Arizona. Literally no I think it's just a tiny shirt. Are these kids in Arizona? This is giving Arizona literally no one does it like signew though. No one's doing it like signew Just no one's doing that guy's fucking frat He's probably having a day right now at school just like you're the guy Yeah, is he on cameo I don't even know the young man's name. Why not his name? You guys getting cameo? I don't

even know the young man's name. Why not his name? You guys getting cameo requests right now? It's been a minute. Are people still using cameo? Been a little bit. Been a minute. Go check out my my squad on cameo. Get a request in. Yeah,

hey, maybe for the right prize, I'll show you what's under these sunglasses. Oh, brother. Yeah, if someone requests a stye cameo from Dave. That's good. That's good. Please do. It's going to cost you. That's an upcharge. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Raise it by $10. No screenshots. We got some important announcements to get out of the way. Tomorrow, I'll be on the paywall, patreon.com slash circling back podcasts. We're doing Do You Know It, a game show podcast hosted by Randy Trimback. You had all the dickies out there.

We're very much looking forward to hanging out with you for about an hour and 30 minutes. Sticky know-it-alls. Thank you. I don't really. I mean, I just was spitting, dude. He's producing. You don't shorten Sticky Know-it-alls. Dave's sty guy's producing.

No, he isn't. I thought he was. No, Brett is. Oh no, you produced the last one. He produced last week and you won last time, so. Yeah, I did. That's what I do. So we got you three.

Dylan, man. The boys are back in the saddle. I'm feeling it for you. Yeah? I appreciate that, man. I'm not. I don't think Dylan's gonna win saddle. I'm feeling it for you. Yeah, I appreciate that I don't think don't win them all I've been I've been performing better lately. Okay, I have You've been using blue chew Yeah

Good is not good enough Or joy note actually gotten in any doves lately, but I'm I'm flirting with like being in you know contention at the end Okay, okay. And that feels good. You're a playing team. Yeah. If you're a BitMadness fan, currently we're doing the seeding over on Reddit.

If you go to the circling back Reddit page, you can go see the BitMadness seeding. It'll simply feed you some random options from BitMadness and you can say whether it's, or which one you like more and it'll seed it from there the Technologies there. It's pretty impressive stuff But without further ado Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off bro. There's a crazy event happening

We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute Just yesterday was feeling a couple text messages from my buddy. He was like, dude, I'm watching this golf video right now. This dude's wearing the nicest joggers I've ever seen. Do you have a row back code for me? He said, yeah, I do have a row back code for you. It's watch 20. Sick. And then I told my buddy that they're sending us the absolute bag right now

because we made some requests because we're showing some of their collection right now that I told them maybe hold off. We might have an extra pair laying around for them. There's a shirt coming in that I think you guys are gonna be fighting over. Yeah, Dylan's doing this thing where he requests only size larges and like two mediums. So me, Randy and Dave have to fight over it all.

It's not at all what's happening. I'm not proud to admit that, you know, we're wearing medium polos, but sometimes we'd be doing that. There's a new polo called the Bevo. Have you guys seen it yet? I have. It's dope.

There's a large coming in, which I am claiming, and a medium coming in, which you guys are gonna fight over. Oh no, you're getting the medium? That's crazy. Or the large is crazy. It's crazy that you just get all your size and everything. Rollback Bevo. Let me look this up.

I'm searching Bevo right now. Randy, now that you're a Longhorn fan, you might want this one, buddy. Yeah, maybe I'll take it. Oh, it's pretty dope. Hey, Randy's got a rollback on right now. That's true. As is Don. Well, when you use code WASH20, they're rolling back prices.

That's right. Yeah. They're rolling back prices. Go to rollback.com. Use watch 20 for 20% off everything in the store. Dylan. Yes, Will. What'd I get into this weekend?

Is that what you're going to ask me? Can you let the guy do his job? Yeah. Just relax. Okay, sorry. What you going to do this weekend? Oh man, thanks for asking. I had quite the weekend.

Friday and Saturday, I had a lot of work. I had a lot of work. I had a lot of work. I had a lot of work. I had a lot of work. I had a lot of work. Can you let the guy do his job? Yeah, just relax. Okay, sorry. What are you gonna do this weekend? Oh man, thanks for asking. I had quite the weekend. Friday and Saturday, I had the place all to myself. Chelsea is out of town on a work trip. She was in San Diego. Parks was with his mother.

I just watched movies. I didn't even drink. I just chilled. Did you finish any of them? Yeah. I started, um, that Netflix series with Robert De Niro zero day. It's good. I wouldn't, you know, I can say rush to go watch it, but if you're out of options, it's, it's entertaining enough. Out of options. That's our new meme format. And it was just chill, man.

I really enjoyed just having nothing to do. And you must have had a lot of free time on your hands. Yeah. Yeah. Must've just. Have anything else on your hands? Wandering mind. What are y'all doing?

Y'all are so fucking perverted and horny, it's embarrassing sometimes. What? You're the one that's saying you're watching movies. Yeah, I was watching movies. Did you make any bomb ass dinners for yourself? What did I make? See, Dylan's taking this for granted, dude.

You and I would absolutely thrive if we had 48 hours completely solo in our homes. What would you do? Oh, prime rib eye cast iron. I didn't make a prime rib. You and I would absolutely thrive if we had 48 hours completely solo in our homes. I'll be prime rib eye. Oh my God, dude. Yeah, I didn't make a prime rib. Oh, I'd be grilling out back for sure. For sure, dude.

For sure. I'd be fucking just drinking beers. Also the weather was total ass Friday and Saturday, so there wasn't much you could do outside. So it was a great, just hunker down weekend. Sunday, the sun did come out and it was beautiful from like 1 p.m. on, beautiful. Took Stella for a walk.

Parks had baseball practice. He's fucking just tearing the cover off the ball right now. Really? He's flashing the leather. He's hitting the ball that hard. Like he should get some pro looks. He's flashing the leather out there at second base they have him at right now.

He's just looking good, man. Yeah, just all time, just chill weekend. And I really loved it. We've got great weather ahead of us, by the way. What other movies did you watch? Yeah, I'm worried about your selection right now. Yeah, I am too. The fact that you went to De Niro's new series

right off the board is concerning. That wasn't right off the board. Today, I mentioned it first. How you could do that off the rip? Like he's in retirement mode. I watched a few, Zero Day. It's about a cyber, a terrorist cyber attack on the United States.

And it's interesting. Did you do any cybering? I did access the internet while I was home. Dave's suffering from a Stiber attack right now. Okay. Okay, it's not bad, Randy. Lizzie Kaplan, as I change the subject. Jesse Plemons.

Good cast. We got a little cast. Connie Britton. And a little passive. Good cast. We got a little cast. Connie Britton. And a little asset. Good cast. Okay. You didn't say that.

It shows that you're not an ally but by the fact that you led with De Niro and none of the female leads. Well, he's the star of the show and he's Robert De Niro, so I figured he'd get the mention first. He's an old friend of mine. We've had drinks together.

Oh, that's right. I forgot you guys are buds. It's kind of a thing. Last night watched Lotus. Yeah, we're gonna talk about it. Severance. Oh. Are you caught up in Severance?

No. I had to turn it off 20 minutes in me because Chelsea fell asleep. Wow. Do you guys have like a gas leak or something? More on that later. She just got back from a trip and she was exhausted and she made it as long as she could

and she just crashed out Bro, it is what it is, man This dies got me about to crash out. She's the reason I can't finish things very quickly How would I heard you I said it was funny it was pretty good cool come on man I just don't believe you man. I feel like you're shifting blame and that's not cool Wait, was it how how far in are you? This is second strike not being an ally, trying to put this on her.

Season two, episode three. Okay. I'm getting there. It's so good. Dude, just wait till four. You're on non-ally watch. Yeah. Until otherwise.

You have one more strike. You better be an ally in a surprising way to get rid of one of these strikes right now. Yeah, conditions are favorable. You're down strided. You better be an ally in a surprising way to get rid of one of these strikes right now. Yeah, conditions are favorable. You're down on the count. We're gonna cancel you. I don't know if it's possible to cancel Dylan right now. I think you're in good standing, but.

I think so. I think I've been a good boy. Just be a little more of an ally going forward. I'll do my best to be more of an ally going forward. It's not a tweet, an ally going forward. I'll do my best to be more of an ally going forward. It's not a tweet, an ally friendly tweet. I kind of don't know what y'all are talking about. You're an ally. That's a little bit sus. Ally to what? Women's rights. Oh, women. Empowerment, equality.

I love women. But not like in a video you slack me kind of way. Like in like a, you support the movement. Not those movies you're watching home alone. If this needs to be stated on the record, I'm gonna go ahead and do it. I don't share porn videos via slack with David since he seems to always, it's like an ongoing thing. I don't do that.

Slack actually reached out and they were a little concerned about the activity they had been seeing from the account. Yeah. To all the people at home just listening, you didn't see the big wink that Dylan did at the end there. Yeah. Okay.

Dylan doesn't even call it Slack. He calls it whack. I'm like, what? No, this is accurate. Like, we work together, dude. Just fucking calm down. Hey, how about your weekend, Dave? It's different than yours.

Yeah, because you got a fucking stye. How about your weekend, Dave? It's different than yours. Yeah, you got a fucking stye. That is fair. I want to see it back there. You already saw it. You being in sunglasses doesn't affect me that much because it's very rare that I'm turning and speaking directly at you during the podcast.

Stye guy. This weekend in stye. You want to know about my weekend? Sure, man. Oh, well, I I don't know if you guys knew this, but Friday was Galentine's Day across the world or actually just in. What a stack line up she had. But she showed me how many people were at this thing.

I was like, what if someone tasked me and someone said, hey, well, call 20 of your boys and get them together all on one night, there's just simply no way it's happening. Women are so much better at maintaining friendship than men. Oh, yeah. They had a, it was like a gift exchange too, where you could steal gifts and all that. It was delightful. Did she get anything good? I actually got like a mask, like a overnight mask.

Does it turn her into like a character? It was a mask. Cuban Pete. Turn her into a Cuban Alyssa. What if Alyssa just showed up to her Galentine's Day dress with the mask? Smacking! No, seriously though. I was home with, I just hung out with the boys. It was boys night.

After that, fired up some Mad Men. I don't even want to talk about it. You would hate how I'm watching Mad Men. No, I enjoy that you're taking in this show. Why? When did this start happening? Oh, about for the last five years, I've refused to start it from the beginning. Instead I just, if it's, Alyssa, it's one of her favorite shows of all time. I'll just jump into a random episode and watch a couple with little context. I've figured enough out to where I

can, you know, use the context clues if you will. And I really enjoy it and there's really no good reason other than like I'm scared of jumping into a new series right now. It's an ultimate slow burn show. It's really good. I don't like talking. I don't like recommending these to people that haven't seen it because it's such a slow burn show. Like I hate really good. I don't like talking. I don't like recommending it to people that haven't seen it because it's such a slow burn show that it's like, are you gonna be annoyed with my recommendation? I dig it. It's good. And I totally agree with the guys during the PGP era. There's a lot of there is a ton of Mad Men references in the usernames, in the columns, in the writer names.

A lot of people were obsessed with the show and I totally get it. It's well done. Everybody's drinking and smoking. That's cool. Jon Hamm's doing so well. It's for the vibes, right? It's like a vibe show. So what? We smoke weed. Yeah, a little bit. They're sipping scotch and smoking cigs and talking. I mean, yeah, they're alcoholics still in. Yeah, they are functioning. Don has a very aggressive alcohol problem. He's got a lot of issues, but I won't spoil it. And not all the issues are even Don's.

Hmm. Damn, Will. What? Saturday morning, made a little breakfast. We did some breakfast tacos, some bacon. We did some laundry. I walked out into the garage and immediately shut the door and I turned to my family and I said, get out of the house.

Like what? I'm like, going fishing or something? Please. I I was like we need to leave the house now As natural gas was pouring into my garage, dude, that's tight. Oh no, so Listen her robe my kids in their PJs and my dog Randy off leash walked walked across the street to our neighbor shout out to Greg and I walked across the street to our neighbor shout out to Greg and I walked in the garage Opened the garage door tried to figure out what was going down and Couldn't so I had to call 9-1-1. So we had the fire department come out to our house

Due to the natural gas that was pouring into it the dryer hookup maybe no our dryers are not a gas hookup but there is an adapter behind it that you really can't see the washer had moved and bumped into this turned a valve on and just started pouring natural gas into the garage God you could hear it That's crazy. Usually when people call 9-1-1 shawty's already fire burning on the dance floor Mm-hmm, but in your case you were trying to prevent that Don't look away Dylan he did's cooking. Yeah, that was gas. That was okay. I was like whoa.

I gotta say I've only had the it's a good thing I don't have to deal with firefighters often because that would mean like you know having a lot of problems. Every time I've had to deal with them which is like twice really they're just great to hang out with and talk to. They're very nice guys. That's why Randy lives with one dude. They're they're adult a little more mature adult frat boys. They they kind of rule and They came in they're like, oh shit. Yep they

They siphon it out. Why don't you call me they find dude I could have sucked all that out It was um it was in the house you've heard about my vape clouds it was it was very very um yeah so i had to go to home depot and um i had to do a little uh home project i had to cap the um the gas adapter, put it into a position, off position that wouldn't let it get bumped again. And it was a whole thing. It was scary for a minute. And I was given a rundown on the difference between like carbon monoxide and natural gas and things of that nature. But yeah, they came out. It was relatively, you know, had to open some windows, air it out for about 30 minutes.

Everything was good. Glad you guys are okay, man. Yeah. It would have sucked to come in the office on Monday and be like, where's Dave? And then we hear that he was like blown off the face of the earth. Yeah, that would have sucked, man.

They told me that it, you have to, it takes a while. Like the house has to be really really full to become like Insanely, well his words were go boom boom boom boom It's good. You didn't like light your cigarette that you're going to the garage to smoke. Well, dude I thought about it after the fact on like should I not have opened the garage door And I asked the guy I was like, was that dumb? He's like, No, you're fine. Oh, yeah. Okay. He's like,

if you ever want to do that again, like you can use the manual thing on your garage door. I was like, Yeah, of course. Oh, makes sense. Um, backdraft. Scary movie freaked me out as a kid. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, brother. You have a fire in your attic. Don't go open the attic thing. Dumb question. When you ride in an ambulance, you get billed for it? Do you get billed for a fire station visit? No, I don't think so. I don't think so.

That would be a... Like you can call EMS, like an ambulance would come and if all they do is like give you a bandage or something like that, I don't think they charge you. It's just for a ride?. Yeah, so I'm coming Doja lucky lucky for me. I had it we didn't get doged. Okay fire department showed up. It's good. Yeah, I Had that thought I was like, I wonder how long it's gonna take him then I was like, oh, what if we got dodged? What if they just don't show up guys say they were like they were there in like three minutes She's very nice. Yeah. It was a fire fight. Um yeah. Guy walked in, he could smell the bacon that had cooked

earlier. He's like, oh, I got some breakfast in though. Like hell yeah. Yeah dude. You got you got respect from a firefighter about your bacon. That's that's big props. You guys want to hang out and have some beers while the family's gone? You got a stove or onion for your bake? Stove. Okay. I'm not against oven bacon, but we are stove. You know where I had good oven bacon that I still think about? Because it might have been the first time that I've seen someone prepare it that way was at your mother-in-law's home. She made it one time we stayed over there. She's sneaky, nice with it in the kitchen. She did it in the oven. It was good. Sneaky. Saturday, Dylan alluded to this

and just straight up mentioned it. The weather was bad all weekend. So it was big time, like got the kids indoors all weekend weather. No activities planned, hanging out, kind of devolved into the oldest, just kind of jumping around on the couch. And there's, you know, you kind of wantolved into the oldest, just kind of jumping around on the couch. And there's, you know, you kind of want to stop them,

but then you're like, you got all this energy, man. Just, just go off, do what you kind of want. I felt, I felt bad. Saturday night, more Mad Men. Man, I like that you're doing this, Dave. It's infuriating. Let me know, dude, I'll hop in. It, Dylan, you should, do you ever watch it? I think that you're doing this, Dave. It's infuriating. Let me know, dude. I'll hop in.

Dylan, do you ever watch it? No, never watched it. I only watch an episode. Dylan's a damaged individual. Mm-hmm. Yeah. He's a good man. He's a handsome guy. He's got some skeletons in that closet.

In like every woman he meets in the show, they just wanna have intercourse with him. Yeah. He's a ladies man. Call that Riz. He's got Riz. He's handsome and he's got Riz. That's a powerful combo.

I found a nice reposado in my liquor cabinet. I had a couple tequilas over the weekend. Kept it nice. Close fall off or not? Close stayed on. That's the thing about me. And yeah, yesterday more of the same. Weather better, got outside a little bit.

All in all, very, very low key, but enjoyable. Very boring. If you're 19 and you're listening to this, but enjoyable. Very boring. If you're 19 and you're listening to this, yeah, I'm sorry. That's what you have to look forward to if you're 19. You thought the guy with the sunglasses would have brought it, but I didn't. All I did was call 911. So, go ahead, Will.

Man, this weekend was a straight up movie. It was anniversary weekend for my wife and I. We celebrated by her going out to dinner on Friday evening. Where I fell asleep in my son's bed. We did have our new friends over on Friday before she went out to dinner to get the kids a little tired out. Got a little to go Chinese food. From where?

I drank about four to five Guinness, brother. And guess what? Chinese food with Guinness, huh? Woke up feeling spry. Okay. That's the thing about Guinness, man. I feel like I can drink a million and wake up the next day feeling generally fine. Really? Yeah. But if I have like two martinis, I wake up the next day feeling just devastated. I can do four Guinness and be fine. Yeah. As long as I'm not drinking them after like 1030 at night, I'm fine. Yeah. Your boy fell asleep in Fritz's bed that night.

So Sally woke me up after her little dinner and was devastated to find out that we couldn't finish our episode of Traders for the night before, cause it was too late. Where did you get Chinese food from? I do not remember the name. I did not pick it up. Was it good?

It was very good. I will get the name and I'll afford it to you. Always interested. Saturday, just? It was very good. I will get the name and I'll afford it to you. Always interested. Saturday, just kind of whatever, man. Just watched a lot of soccer. Watched a lot of footy this weekend, boys. We're just deep in the throes of it. We got the Premier League going on.

We've got Austin FC just veridating harder than they've ever veridated before. Shout out to their undefeated season. Went to Jeffries for our anniversary dinner. Sat in the bar. Had a couple cocktails. That was the vibe. It was pretty good. It was pretty good.

Fire going or not? Fire going. Fire going. You know, I had that truffle popcorn, had some popovers. I went crazy. We had a gift certificate, so your boy got the lamb chops. Damn. Yeah, dude Call me PBS programming cuz you know, I'd be lamb chopping. I

Don't get the reference. I don't know sounds great PBS program. Do it It doesn't really roll off the top. PBSP dude. Yo PBS programming That's how you should address well in the wild. Yep Hey PBS program. I'd love to be like the masters. Just have someone yell like, yo, PBS programming. What up? Yesterday didn't do much, made a Sunday roast.

We might've caramelized it a little too long. Okay. Might've, but we'll be better. We'll be better. We're still in the early days of perfecting the roast. And yeah, watched some Lotus, had a relaxing weekend, nothing too crazy. Dude, how good would a Davis Clark video

lamenting the fact that he over-caramelized his roast be? Dude, we gotta be better. He's just acknowledging that he kinda like did it, overdid it, but he's gonna learn from it. He probably won't learn from it based on what I've learned about him. It's fair. Other than that, didn't do too much, man.

Just kind of hung out. Not the craziest weekend. I have legitimate fears that my favorite soccer team is gonna get relegated. I am not loving that side of my life right now. So yeah, I don't know, man. We'll figure it out. We need to hop on the pistons. They're really fun. Do we still have Cade and stuff? You do for now, but they've got Duncanville's own Ron Holland. There's some talk about him making a move back to Dallas, where he's from. The more that this Luka trade stuff goes on,

the more that I'm seeing just shades of it in my real life with Manchester United. Like it's just been tough. Just lamenting all the players that have left and left us with this skeleton crew of absolute fucking shit. It's just not great. Sorry, man.

No, it's okay. I've got a bold food take I'd like to issue real quick. I'm not great. Sorry, man. No, right now the best chicken in Austin is tumble 22 facts dude we did we picked up I went og chicken sandwich their chicken sandwich is the best in Austin it's a hot chicken joint and I know it's not like they're not from Nashville but we do have a Nashville one in Austin Hattie B's which is which is good but tumble is the best and do like tumble and I want you guys to know that if you come to Austin and you're looking for fried chicken, that's your spot. Oh, they got a Hattie B's. They got the real national. Nope. Telling you.

You're in Texas now. Hoth Tumbles. Tumble does it right. You eat the bread though. You eat that bread at the bottom of the to-go container. Oh no, you're getting a sandwich. So, you already got the bread. Yeah, you gotta be carefully eating the bread at the bottom of this to-go container? Oh, no, you're getting a sandwich. So you already got the bread. Yeah. You gotta be careful eating the bread at the bottom of that container if you get some pieces. It's just pure grease and hot sauce. Oh, man. It'll light your shit up. Yeah.

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Again, rocketmoney.com slash circling. Let's go out to San Marcos way. Texas State University, home of the Bobcats. Eat them up. You follow? Yeah, bud. See where I'm going with this? You can talk about him in a minute. Anyway, what's going on down

San Marcos Way? GJ Kenny doing things, man. I'm assuming that's what we're talking about. And not some sort of outbreak of almost eradicated disease. I don't know. Potentially deadly. You know what happens when you get measles from a Twin Peaks in San Marcos? Like what's the status there of everything?

I don't know how serious measles is really, cause it's not something I think about being a vaxxed individual. Okay. Oh. Oh, okay. I'm not making a stance here. I'm just saying, I don't think about it. Oh. We're not talking about Oh. Oh, okay. I'm not I'm not making a stance here. I'm just saying I don't you know, I don't think

about it. Yeah, we're not talking about. We're not talking about socks right now, dude. I'm not making a stance. Your new underwear or whatever. Yeah. What you just raving about your new underwear, my dude? Stan says great underwear by the way. Good socks too. They're expensive but they're they're fine. Well, they're they they cost as much as all the like premium underwear brands, I guess. 30 bucks a pop but

they're they're worth it. Butterblend. That's what we're talking about though. 30 bucks a pop. Duck butter. Yeah. Huh? Goddamn, dude. Expensive. Okay. But you'll you'll like the way you love. Damn, dude. Let me get you in a some. I feel like I

was getting boozy with my lulus. I was trying to put you onto them, but you weren't listening. You still wear the socks? You did take them? Yeah, I've got the socks on right now. I love their socks. You told us earlier, oh, that's what you meant earlier when you said you were taking a heart stance all weekend. Jesus.

Was that duck butter joke a joke about Dylan's butt tattoo? Guess not. Works though. It does work, right Andy? It does it. Yeah. I thought this was about the measles. You're the duck butter guy. What do you, what's the order at Twin Peaks?

I've never been. Pulled pork nachos. Ooh, nachos, Twin Peaks? Telling you. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not too late. It was just unexpected. Never pulled pork at Twin Peaks. Telling you. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not too late. It was, it was just unexpected. Never pulled pork at Twin Peaks. One thing about me.

What I like about Twin Peaks, this is just turned into a commercial, is that their beer is so cold that they put like a big, they have a digital thermometer. It'll tell you like the temperature of the. Oh. Yeah. I don't hate that.

In case you're, I mean, it's unnecessary. I was, it has to be pretty warm for me to start wondering like, wait, what's going on with this beer temp. So when you get the measles and you have to look it up, there's like a public like effort to notify the CDC of the places you've been. I didn't I don't think about this shit. I don't think a lot of people know about this shit because I don't think measles has been that common

of a thing to be spreading about. There was another guy in San Antonio and they tracked his stuff and he was like, he went to the Riverwalk, he did all the things the tourists would do in San Antonio. So if you did that, be careful. What if you got measles and they traced back all your steps and they're like, Dylan Shivery got measles. He spent all weekend in the Goon Cave.

He didn't leave his place all weekend. Yeah, they just air you out. He went to all these places. Yeah. Like, damn, this guy's a loser. Yeah, he spent the entire night on sixth street on Friday night and didn't move the rest of the rest of the weekend. He's for six hours on Saturday.

Folks, he was in goblin mode. Yeah, all the all the pictures that they use to show what measles look like on you makes me not really want to get it. I've been trying to work on my skin a little bit more lately. I've been applying a cream in the morning. I'm not doing much. Can I tell you where the guy in San Antonio went? Did he go to the Rainforest Cafe? Please tell me he went rainforest on him.

University of Texas at San Antonio main campus between 10 and 2. San Antonio Riverwalk attractions, including the Wax Museum and Ripley's Believe It or Not and Ripley's Illusion Lab between 2.30 and 5.30. Which are right by the Alamo, the way oh yeah like across the street and then where do you imagine getting caught in 4k at the Illusion Lab where do you think you went to dinner what if I told you went to mr. crabby seafood and bar I'd say this guy had a fucking day dude fucking shut down at mr. crabby all the restaurants along the riverwalk are just like the stupid

touristy places. Like Rainforest Cafe is one, Bubblegum Shrimp is there. It gets, it's pretty lame. The real food, you have to leave the river walk. What's your favorite kind of shrimp? Fried. Okay.

It's one of my favorite foods in the world actually. I love fried shrimp with cocktails. I've never seen you order it. Never seen him order it. It's kind of like how you like fried steak. Shrimp is my favorite food. Never seen you order that either. Shrimp order it. It's kind of like how you like fried steak. Shrimp is my favorite food. Never seen you order that either. Shrimp's your favorite food?

Nah, not from K-Pod. How do you like it cooked? I will say, I mean, I like it that way. I like grilled, I like it fried, but I will say that I think I can eat my weight in cocktail shrimp, just with cocktail shrimp and cocktail. You could eat 173 pounds of cocktail shrimp. I don't do coconut shrimp though.

I like coconut shrimp. Randy forced us to get coconut shrimp on a lunch date that we had. What was this? We were at a certain Tiki competitor down. Oh yeah, went to Whoopi Hut. Down around my old place way. Yeah, we got Whoopi Hut.

I like a nice grilled shrimp if it comes on like a skewer too. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Get you a kebab. But if you're really gonna take your grilled shrimp to the next level, you gotta barbecue that shrimp. I like it fried, but that's your opinion.

See, you and I could not be more opposite on this because my favorite way to take shrimp in is my favorite way to eat shrimp. My favorite way for shrimp to be prepared. Just say it, man. Is simply the cold shrimp in a shrimp cocktail. Yeah, I do like it, but it's definitely not my favorite. I don't think I don't think fried's in my top five because like I feel like it takes away so much from the shrimp flavor. I just I

like it too and it might just be the cocktail sauce. My stepdad's mother, so I guess like my step grandma like you want to call her that, she makes fried shrimp with the batter, it's saltine crackers. It's fucking fire. It's fire. My biggest regret is never going to Red Lobster during Endless Shrimp. I always wanted to go, but I had no one to go with.

I was good, I was just gonna do it by myself. Did we not? They didn't do Endless Shrimp at that point. It was like they were doing something with shrimp at the point where we went for your party because I remember at one point I had three different types of shrimp on my plate. I was like holy fuck this is so much better. Was that part of their like we're closing soon please save us campaign? I think it was what led to them having to uh yeah like they they had this deal for a couple months and that great for them.

Well, if you're in St. Marcus, uh, and you were at twin peaks the other night, I hope you don't get measles, man. I mean, they put a light, this person, I don't know if it was a feller or a Lassie put a lot of good employees at risk. Patrons as well. Patrons too, but a lot of good employees. You're more worried about the staff there?

Yeah. Yeah. Well, no, more measles. Staff infections are dangerous, but. Right. Staff infections are very dangerous. Manageable though. People are gonna wonder like, does Dave Sneaky have measles? What's going on?

You did spend a lot of time at Twin Peaks last few weekends. I still think Randy should do his thing there, that one off the service road. Nope. Food's good. I think the Texas Roadhouse is right around where that is, so maybe we can do a nightcap at Twin Peaks right afterwards. Why don't you slow down there. Oh, you're so horny, dude You're diabolical. I just want to have some Texas Roadhouse Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, We all watch on Sunday night. That's big for us. I have to admit hand up. I fell asleep for like a scene Hope it wasn't that one scene. I dozed off I

Readjusted in bed and repositioned myself to be in a more awake position And I maintained my awakeness throughout the rest of the episode, but I do have fears That I slept through an important scene What what position were you in and what position did you move to to make it more awake? I was leaned back under the covers laying down. Okay, that's a sleepy position. And then I repositioned to be sitting up

with my upper body propped at a 90 degree angle. Gotcha, okay. Parker Posey has very quickly ascended to my favorite character of the show so far. She's delightful. She's so good. Why did she, where's she been? Why'd she stone Alyssa like that?

I don't know. I'm just calling her Alyssa because she's got a husband named Dave who owns a company in Austin. It's fair. We played a fun game of speaking of her and that those three young ladies of let's guess how old they are. Like Moynihan's.

She's like 49. Yeah, looks great. They all just, they all look great. They're exuding. They're giving. I have a crush on her. They're eating no crumbs. Hungry.

Because I recently watched Pixels and she looked really good in Pixels. Like you were just looking at a screen, looking at Pixels? No, it's a movie with Adam Sandler. Oh, okay. Yeah. It's like your fucking janky ass phone, one pixel. Yeah, you got an iPhone.

Yeah, it's an iPhone. It's got more than one megapixel. Yeah. Dave actually watched Stite Lotus last night. Do you get it? Stite Lotus last night. Do you get it? Stite Lotus. Okay. Still looks like enough foreplay.

Where's this White Lotus take place? Just watch the show. Thailand. Stylen? Yeah, Stylen. Anyway. Starting off the episode with a, just a shot of a Saxon's bare bottom with his creepy brother just staring at it.

His little brother wants to eat that Kirk. I don't think this brother, I don't think these are all from, one of these three kids is not of the same father or something. No, so that's what I've been trying to figure out. And like, if you knew that they were from a different father or marriage or something like that,

that would have come out at this point, right? Like she- I was trying to tie it to the baby shower from Austin. But it was only 10 years ago in other words. So it's like, it doesn't add up. I don't know. And like they talk about, like in the first episode, they talked about Duke versus UNC so much that it's clear

Like they just it's never given me any vibe that there's been a different marriage there Even though that would solve everything are they just trying to say like rich Pete like the 1% is just like weird as fuck behind The scene asking his sister if she's had sex and and talk and saying that the other brother thinks she's hot What I I'm just confused about where this is going. Wasn't there incest in the last season too? Or was that ended up not being incest because he just said that he was the guy's uncle and wasn't actually the guy's uncle?

Right. Because he was straight pegging that dude. Yeah. Yeah, he was. Yeah, I don't know what's going on Yeah, I don't know. I guess straight pegging might be. Yeah. I don't know what's going on with the implied incest going on. It's just a bit weird for me. Yeah. For most watchers, I would think. Yeah. You just can't lay in bed looking at your brother's cake. The rate, the way Parker

Posey says, Lorazia Pam. Lorazia Pam. She's said like three times already on the show and it's so funny. Makes you want to pop a damn pill, right? No. Put down that perp and pop a damn pill with that accent I want to feel nothing and her like aloofness. It's just it's just she's so funny As weird as the incest stuff is I think the creepiest scene that really bothered me was when the daughter was doing a yoga class and The random bald guy kept making eye contact with her, it really bothered me. That's mortifying. To make that kind of eye contact during a yoga class, that

can't happen. Dave doesn't do that. That guy needs to be removed from the premises. Yeah. I don't know who that fucker is. That was egregious. That guy's got to leave. Can someone enlighten me on the dinner scene where our masseuse lady recognized our bald man?

What did I miss? She just recognized him, but then she kind of shook it off as like, no, I can't be him. Yeah, season one. She is addressing situation next episode if you saw the on Lotus next week. I didn't see that.

Where is this? It plays at the very, very after the credits. Why the credits? I don't know. It's a little sneaky. You gotta stick with it. She walks up to him and she says, do I know you?

And then he's like, oh fuck. She walks up to him and she says, do I know you? And then he's like, oh fuck. So they of course interacted in theory season one in Maui. Yeah. He was in, wasn't he in season two? That is where he met and began his courtship of.

Tanya. Yes. So he, was he in season two also? Yes, that is when he, I believe, hired the gays as they were referred to, to execute. What's going on with dad's company? Sounds like he is-

A little fraud, little money laundering. Yeah, it sounds like, he said he only made $10 million off it, which is a flex. He it doesn't seem like this is his main business. So he's like even more frustrated that something's going awry here. He's saying too much on the phone, even though that guy's saying it's a burner. Now, dude, I think I think he's getting set up. He's saying way too much on the phone. Yeah, that's that's right. Now, no one gets to that level and is that silly.

It would be so frustrating to be going through something like that and be across the world and just not be able to like confront it every day throughout the day. Like it'd be awful. He's frustrated because everyone's asleep when he's awake and he can't talk to anybody. Oh, it'd be so miserable. He's in, he's in some hot water here. Yeah, this isn't like, this isn't like, he's, he's a little worried something's gonna happen. It's like, it's like imminent doom. It feels like jail

time awaits. The Washington compost is calling his office. If I were him and I had that lady constantly asking me about my phone and trying to put it away, I wouldn't have handled it as well as him. I'd be like, I'm clearly gonna be on my fucking phone. I'm going through it right now. I'm getting to put it away. I wouldn't have handled it as well as him. I'd be like, I'm clearly gonna be on my fucking phone. I'm going through it right now. I'm getting called by national news outlets talking about how they want to arrest me. Like, please get the fuck away from me. I will be on my phone this entire time.

It did bother me that a guy of his wealth and I don't know, again, we don't know what specific business he's in. He should have like a lawyer. Like he should be, it shouldn't be like call like I need a lawyer. It's a yeah, I gotta just forward this to my guy and you take care of it. Yeah, for sure. I am curious what he does for a living, potentially bribing some officials aside from laundering money and yeah, I'm bribing somebody. Possible siphoning. Possible siphoning. Uh Walton

Goggins. Grumpy man. Yeah. He showed a little bit of I mean he went for it. The final scene there you're referring to? I am. Yeah. I had to go back and watch that one. Make sure I didn't miss anything. Yeah. He went straight mommy mode. He

really did. It's gotta be such an went straight mommy mode. You really did. It's gotta be such an awkward scene to film. You ever wonder that? Like how do you... Just on a number of levels. I could do it, I'm a dog. Yeah. Is he sneaky like in great shape?

Yeah. Like he is. Oh yeah dude. Phenomenal abs. If you haven't watched his architectural digest home tour from the last couple of weeks, I would highly recommend it. Dude's dripped out, but you can just tell he's a great shit.

How about the double date? With Gary and the French Canadian. He was like, she's a hooker. She met on a matchmaking service, maybe Raya or whatever. In Dubai. Yeah, it was awkward. The bald guy, what's his name from the other two seasons? He's got-

Gary? Is it Gary? He's just got no juice. Could there be criticisms from listeners that we don't know the character's names? Yeah. I do have it pulled up and I could probably just look at that. I feel like we'll just sort it out, you know? I mean, I don't know. I don't feel like this episode gave us much to chew on in terms of

moving stuff forward, but I'm still enjoying. We had the robbery. Had the robbery. She kind of glossed over that when she talked to her hubby. Got a theory. What? The Russian guy, you know, the hot guy. Yeah. Who's Russian, but doesn't really have an accent.

I feel like he was in on it. I feel like he was distracting the guard, the guard shack. If you'll remember the car came in and the thing was up already. Oh yeah. And the guard, he's not a good guard by the way. He's not really good at his job. That guy's a little too smitten with the.

Well he got pistol whipped. He did. That's tough. That is tough. That, him telling her that he liked her, I don't think it went like he wanted it to. No. No. No, he kind of got swatted out of the gym.

Yeah, it was tough. It was tough. It was tough Um, yeah, they're still set. It's still kind of in setup mode. Yeah shit to pop off but um, we got movement. Can we give me a little credit for uh saying that the outcast friend is definitely hopping on that dude and he's gonna make a ripple? That's happening. It's happening. Yeah, yeah, that was a good call. Like, because they even said like you're the single one, That's happening. It's happening. Yeah. Yeah, that was a good call. Cause they even said like, you're the single one. You got to go for it.

Yeah, it was like immediate last night. And I was like, I'm so glad that I said that when I said it. Yeah, good call. Their scenes are so far the most dynamic. Yeah, they're the best. I love seeing the, like, this sounds weird, but watching those girls talk,

it kind of reminds me of things girls do after graduation. I really enjoyed writing the caddy side of things between like girlfriends and like just seeing that all transpire, I'm like, this is great. This is great content. My wife pointed out that they nailed that scene so well when they were talking to the artist, the musician, the Thailand lady,

the Thai lady, put differently. And she's noted that they even had the post drinks, post dinner sway when they're talking, which is apparently a thing. Because they're intoxicated. Dave, you're supporting female actors right now. I'm gonna give you an ally point. Thank you.

Do I get one? I don't know if you've shown enough yet, but we could get there. We could get there. Okay. Okay. Yeah, I'm happy. I am very excited for next week.

There wasn't enough moving in this episode for me, but there's some stuff. I'm fine with it. It's going to be pretty exciting, I think. Let's talk about Lucy. I ain't talking Lucy a ball. Lucy. Oh, okay. You're not. Yeah. No, I wasn't talking that. I'm talking the 100% pure nicotine, always tobacco-free Lucy. Those breakers that you're shoving up in your lip all the time, Dylan. I'm talking the 100% pure nicotine, always tobacco free Lucy. You know, those breakers that you're shoving up in your lip all the time Dylan? I heard you earlier today in the bullpen saying, I can't wait for this breaker.

I'm a bottom deck guy though. You know that about me. Oh yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, I don't think it's crazy. Most people do it as we found out. Well. I started my morning when I got in with a little mango gum. I like to do the eight milligram breaker,

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dinner. We've gotten somewhere so far from God's light. The Burniverse is now waterboarding each other at parties. I don't know if we glossed over anything in this weekend of fun, but I will ask, did either of you gloss over the fact that you were waterboarding your homies over the weekend? No, male friendship dies pretty much. I don't have anybody to waterboard me.

Is there a part of you that wonders what it feels like to be waterboarded? Yeah. I mean, I think so like I did you guys see the video recently that was going around that of the dude jumping into a pool wearing a Spider-Man costume? No, I didn't see that and he had the Spider-Man mask on and so when he jumped in the pool, it created the waterboarding effect and like the way that that person freaked out makes me never wanna get waterboarded.

What does it like supposedly feel like? Just makes it feel like you're drowning. Simulates drowning. Yeah, you can't breathe in, right? Right. I always say breathe in, breathe out. Are you at danger of actually drowning if it goes on long enough?

Let the bulls fight. What? Are you in danger of actually drowning if it goes on long enough? What the hell's fight? What? Are you in danger of actually drowning if it goes on long enough? I don't know, sure. Been so curious. Like I don't, I'm never gonna do it, but. So you're telling me that you've been out with your voice.

Doing some of that. You go back to the afters. Right. Oh yeah. You're just hanging out. You got Avicii levels playing. You don't just wanna like, toss a towel over your boy's head and waterboard him.

Like the reason I'm curious of all the torture methods of which there are many and many of them are just awful. This seems like it would be like, yeah, I would choose that over like having my like, fingernails ripped off, you know? Make sure, I don't know, you might want that one ripped off right now. Yeah, this one's gonna go off. Yeah, you gotta I would choose that over like having my like fingernails ripped off, you know Make sure I don't know you might want that one ripped off. Yeah Fall off on its own probably got a little finger. You know what I mean? Like I Don't want to be like hooked up to like a car battery and electrocuted

No, I don't know. Yeah, I'm saying yeah, I don't want either one. I want my limbs pulled apart by like Pucking the horse whatever they use. You know I'm saying like old old-school shit. There's many different ways to torture Right this one seems like okay But I'm sure it's not pleasant whatsoever. I heard it all blue grade. They just play Dylan singing zombie over and over Can you imagine if you like were captured and you had some zesty terrorists in your periphery and they brought you in the room and you were like, fuck, these guys are gonna fucking torture me. Then they just tickle tortured you. Just tickled you.

That would suck too. They go, why you laughing if it's not fun? We're doing it in boys voice. You'd end up being boys though by the end of it. You can't just tickle someone and not like feel for them. You know? Oh, sorry. Is there a video of this or just a still image?

I think it's just a still image from a mis-delivered capital, FinTech Mommy, if you wanna go follow her. The guy seems like a pretty willing participant to be honest. Yeah, I mean, like these guys seem pretty run of the mill guys. Like we got this dude wearing like a straight up long sleeve, you know, polo shirt and jeans.

We got this dude in a nice Oxford. We got this dude in a quarter zip. Like this could be us. The masculine urge to call a pledge at 3 a.m. and waterboard. There was always a threat of being waterboard. They use that against us anyway anyway when I was a pledge. Like, I was like, please don't. Yeah, don't do that.

I think that was thrown out. Don't waterboard your homies. I've never heard of the homies getting waterboarded though. Yeah, you don't actually do it. You just talk about doing it. You want to be a part of this organization? Yeah, but I also don't want to simulate drowning. Yeah.

It's kind of tough. Put me in a bind here. Literally. You sound like you want to do it a little bit. No, I definitely don't want to simulate drowning. Yeah. It's kind of tough. Put me in a bind here. Literally. Are you, you sound like you want to do it a little bit. No, I definitely don't. Can we do it to you for like 10 seconds and just see? I'd rather just read like a detailed explanation of what it feels like than actually experience it.

Why don't we do Water Board Wednesdays at Washed where we water board the employee who did the worst job over the last week. I don't think that's good for morale in the company. I don't know. The four people doing it might have a really good time. What if you do VR waterboarding? Okay. Is Jessica's chest ain't helping? Honestly? Is that Zero Dark Thirty? It is. Just some war crimes. Sometimes you gotta commit a crime during a war, man. Get you a war crime there, Hoss.

Hey, noted young man Brian Johnson. Do we want an update on this guy? Of course we do. I always welcome a Brian Johnson update. Brian Johnson has moved his office into a hyperbaric oxygen chamber and now he's just completely and utterly locked in at all times from his chamber. Can you over chamber?

No, I don't know, maybe, probably. So what, like enriches your blood with pure oxygen, right? Isn't that kind of the purpose of it? Well, yeah, the hyperbaric oxygen therapy involves breathing pure and nearly pure oxygen. It's about 95 to 100%. It's like in a pressurized chamber. That like anything above,

you have to be above atmospheric pressure. My mom uses a hyperbaric chamber daily. She has a... Does she play in the NBA? She has very aggressive form of Lyme disease. Different. This helps keep her symptoms in check a bit. So does she, how long is she spending it?

One hour a day. And she lays down and there's like a window right above her so she can look out. They bought it from a former NFL football player. I forgot who it was. You ever try it out? No, I haven't. Remember when T.O. that would have helped your ankles. Yeah, definitely would. Probably.

When T.O. hurt his ankle to come back for the Super Bowl. He broke it. Yeah, he broke it. I think part of the reason he got back so quick was hyperbaric. You're right, that's exactly right. Yeah, sports. So imagine if you got on a Zoom call with him.

And he looks, this is what he looks like. Looks like he's in an F16. Yeah, he's really dialed. He looks like he's in an f-16. Yeah, he's really dialed. He looks like he's trying to fucking Find the Titanic with five other people right now Yeah, by the way, my mom's looks nothing this is probably like a five hundred thousand dollar chamber They're very very expensive. My mom is just lays like a big sack. Basically. She lays down Yeah, yeah, the ones that the NFL players have are pretty, they're modest looking.

It just looks like a tube. This is more of a pod. It looks like a sleep, a little bit more than a sleeping bag. Yeah, kinda. They kinda, you can zip up in them. The health spa that has like a cryo and all that, they've got one.

And they charge you quite a bit. I've never used one, because it's like they charge you a lot. And I think you gotta use it a lot to really get benefits. But this is just locked in, Randy Randy he's suffering from locked in disease we need a monday post this guy's this guy's so ridiculous brett monday posted yet that is just yeah he did and damn it and the the first slide is flounder what uh okay what is what are the effects on your computer?

He's got the computer in there. Does he get like the microchips really poppin? It's running at a fucking incredible frame rate right now. I hope he tagged Clay in that. I don't think he did. Oh, come on. I don't think he did. I don't know.

I think I saw an interview with Brian Johnson earlier this weekend about, you know, where he was talking about how young he is and stuff. And like, I also saw a tweet that was like, there's a bunch of Italian people who eat like capers, olives and mozzarella every day, and they're gonna outlive this guy at some point. It's a good tweet. Sicilians.

What if he gets hit by a fucking bus? He tagged him. It could happen. Y'all gotta watch the doc. It really humanizes the guy. He didn't see the video you sent me? Yeah. Oh, hold on.

He whacked me one of those too. Is it docked up moves? Sorry, slacked me. Dylan always makes me say it differently. Yeah, I'm looking. What are you finding? Interesting. Pretty interesting stuff.

I'm looking over here. Step bros doc? Interesting. What are y finding? Interesting. Pretty interesting stuff. I'm looking over here. Step bros doc? Interesting. What are y'all doing? You tell me. Documentary. Watch it. Watch it.

Timothy Chalamet said biopic last night. That's what I say too. Cause that's the way you say it. Oh, here we go. I wasn't trying to say that you have to say it last night. That's what I say Speaking of Shalimeh. It's a likable dude. One year ago today, dude. Oh yeah. Wonka. Wonka experience.

Not talking the movie. Did y'all see his speech though? He said he wants to be one of the Drates. Yeah. He's awesome. He's awesome. I'm a Shalimeh guy. He's having quite the run.

Um, good baby girl going there. Thank you. Like to go from, he's still on the same run that he was on when he did the college game day selections over Conference Championship weekend. That was a while ago. That's what landed him on my radar. Like he's still on that run. The game day game day was like a um he would have cooled off if not for game day. Not saying he would have fallen off but he would have cooled off if not for game day. Not saying he would have fallen off, but he would have cooled off a little bit.

That was like a 1.30 a.m. His boy shoots him a text like, yo, I got a bag of Red Bull. Do you want one? And he would drink one and it kept him going. You know Dylan,, sugar-free. Yeah. So you can participate.

Yeah. And now here he is. I don't really have much on this being a year ago. I don't think we've learned much from it. If anything I've learned in the last year since this has happened that if you sign your kid up for an activity, it might suck, even though they think it's

probably pretty cool. Yeah. Like, I don't know. Austin Aquarium. It was the unknown. The unknown. Lived in the walls. Yeah.

Or behind a mirror. I wouldn't hate like an over-the the top serious documentary about what happened with this. I want interviews with each of these people. Yeah, it doesn't need to be like a three parter just like 60 minutes. Just let us know what happened. We don't want it to be a woke documentary, Dave. No, great point. Great point.

Come on, man. Well, Dave, I hope the style in your eye improves. I don't hate you with sunglasses on. Like it wasn't as jarring as I thought it would be during the episode. You kind of like it? No, well, I don't. I know I probably look cool. You look so my shady rays, but I feel like I just feel like there's

there's just like something interfering with my perception of reality. Like I don't feel as dialed as I need to be. I don't feel like Davis... I'm not ready to go like bang spreadsheets all night. Spreadsheets. Want me to bring that thing in tomorrow? That I was telling you about? Hyperbaric chamber? No the the sty compression thing No, I know don't don't don't worry about Dave doesn't want to share another man's style. No, it's not that I mean Well, I guess in theory. Oh, I know. No, I really think the hot compress. I think it's gonna be okay. We'll see

Can I get ahead of something that I feel like people might call me out for from last week? I had a tweet last week Where it was noted that I was going to dress up with an extra large Peter Millar I was gonna call you and some shorts 20 it was 26 degrees when I woke up that morning So I decided to punt we do have nicer weather in our near future. So I will show up Dresses that kid sometime in our near future, so I will show up dressed as that kid sometime in the near future. There you go. Wow.

You're a liar. Randy says no. Yeah, I'm going to take five points away for you tomorrow's game show just because you're a liar. What if he wears it tomorrow? Based on the last couple of game shows, I still would have won. I've been a doggone dickie.

Okay. Dog on Dickie. OK, dog on Dickie. We'll see. Tune in tomorrow. Bye. Thanks for watching guys!