Circling Back - Super Bowl, Injected Ding Dongs, & Brutally Frame Mogging | Circling Back 2-9-26

Episode Date: February 9, 2026

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When my team wins the big game, it's good. But when my team doesn't win the big game, you better look out. Buster, I'm a loose cannon. It's not good at all. Welcome to the circling back podcast and welcome to podcast week. Podcast week. Snuck up on me this year, man. Yeah, you weren't ready.

No, I wasn't. No. Actually, you know what? On that note, I'm going to put this in. Oh, Lucy breaker action. More on that later. We do have a read. Yes, we do.

It's too early in the show to do it, unfortunately. My name is Dave. And that voice you just heard is Dylan Schivry. Yes, pretty stoked to be here, man. I got a little sun this weekend. I am sun-kissed, for those who are wondering why I look different, that's why. Got a little sun-kissed. And feel good.

straight up you don't look any different you always you always look fairly tan yeah no i look a little different i should look pastier than normal it's not what i wanted to hear ooh you just did get some son you did yeah um that's all i got for now man i'm just i'm just pretty excited about you know you weren't expecting me to toss it to you first no see you you sneaky just beefed it did i it was a sneaky beef okay that's fine we got i got plenty of time to uh get back in the game so all right I was buying some time for the main character, the guy that everybody tuned in for, the guy who's the brains behind the operation, the man behind the business, it's Randall Trembacky.

Hi, Dave. I'm surprised we're here. This should be a national holiday, you know what I'm saying? Dude. How many beers did you drink yesterday? I almost called in today. Yeah. Not only because I can't breathe, but because I had two Guinness last night.

Park's had a baseball, you know, a hitting lesson. Sunday at noon. And his hitting instructor, his hitting coach, is a college baseball player. He texted me Sunday morning. He goes, hey, man, just let you know, I'm sick. I've been sick for a couple days now. I want to be like, are you sick or are you hungover, buddy? But I didn't.

Let him out of it. He's a nice kid. Oh, yeah? If you're hungover, that's fine. Does he have an Instagram? We can resched. He does. Let's put it out there for people.

No. No. You don't want to help him? earn more business from the listeners? No, I mean, it's, he's pretty local. Okay. Anyway, I hope he's feeling better. Randy coming off of a, what did you have? You had the, what was the drink you ordered Friday? A knockout martini? Nope, nope. I'm referring to the viral reel. Oh, we're talking about, uh, when we went to Coco's, talking about the frozen Dr. pepper. That's right. Yeah. Look, I'm going to be, I'm going to be completely transparent. I, uh,

I have, I'm operating at about 65%. I am extremely, extremely allergied out as I've been all weekend. Short term memory is terrible. When you said you went to the bathroom, I looked at ready, I go, I just got out of there. I don't even know if I flushed the toilet. I was like legit. I was like, I don't, like, I'm just out of it. Did he?

Is it because of the medication you're taking? No. No, I'm just like, I'm having trouble with the airflow. Okay. It's funny because like the cedar isn't making me feel like sluggish or anything, but I probably sneezed close to 70 times this weekend. That's a incredible amount of sneezes. I, like, would go on, like, five sneezes in a row and then, like, wait a minute and then I'll do, like, four more.

It was terrible. I hope that that guy who showed the show to his girlfriend about eight years ago. I was thinking that. Who called in and was like, hey, that Dave guy needs to stop talking about his allergies. She called in. She's like, my boyfriend made me listen to the show, and that's my only takeaway. Am I wrong or is Austin like a crazy allergy zone? Is it like higher than other places?

Central Texas is known as like a hotbed. You get it bad, folks. For some reason, it's not affecting me very much. Wow. Look at this guy. Goated gut bacteria. Doesn't get affected by allergies. I do, though.

Stop, hold on. I'm not done on your brag of montage. Doesn't get hung over. Hotest man on the planet. Hotest man on the planet. It's a little sunkiss today. It doesn't suck. Be a dillage chivalry.

That's right, man. Tune in to the WB. Cedar of what usually gets me. That's why I'm so surprised that I'm feeling okay. I don't know, me. I'll take it. Maybe you might have the bottom drop out on you here pretty quick. It affects everybody differently.

Tomorrow, Patreon, Randall. Yes. Exactly five minutes. Unless you got a game show announcement. Nope. All right. Damn. Nope, exactly five minutes.

And, oh, I think we do have an announcement for, Patreon. Based on a little poll we did on Instagram, that last Tuesday of this month will officially be Co-worker Week. Yeah, Bob. Co-worker Week. I'm excited. Get your co-worker stories in. Let's get back to our PGP roots. Co-worker. It's about your wild-ass co-workers. You can email me, Davidwashmedia.com. This can be anything co-worker world like, this can be bad co-workers this can be great co-workers this can be hookups

could be stinky co-workers this could be awkward or laos this could be smelly co-workers anything anything if you made the mistake of befriending a co-worker

on Instagram and they start just forwarding you goth girl memes like I did with the guy sitting next to me I'm gonna write in actually Jesus I got some things to say

about my co-waters you said me some pretty wild memes over the weekend Yeah. I don't think I did, dude. Just don't really need to see a barista spitting cream into a cup of coffee. With a forked tongue. What was that all about, Dylan? I don't really know. Okay, I did see that. Did one of y'all send that to the group or something?

You said it to us. You said it to us. I did not send it to you all. You shut off. You said the only thing missing is a monster. Randy, did you send it to me? Randy sent it to me. That's what it is. You little pervert. Friday's listener, voicemails 888-618-48-44-22.

leave us a voicemail. You get all that on Patreon. So tomorrow you'll get exactly five minutes. I'll put up a prompt on the IG and on the Patreon page. And that's where we just riff on anything you want us to riff on for five minutes. Exactly. Okay. I'm going to need y'all to bring it this week.

Okay? I want to fill that spreadsheet out. Want to be good. Yes. Bring the heat. I thought in the last week's newsletter was strong. Oh, yeah. Wash.

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we do the show live in 11 I didn't even post this on Instagram that's how down bad I am right now you silly silly little bitch well I did a tweet

I'm behind the eight ball is this what it feels like yeah I forgot my water bottle this morning ah it's always something But I did remember to bring in the drill that Brett asked me for. That's why I forgot the water bottle.

My brain replaces one thing with the other. That's how it works. My mind also keeps slipping a little bit. I saw some news that got me a little distracted. Slipping. I saw where clavicular almost got caught a career-ending cortisol spike after a Larp Mac Stacey, tried gestifying him on a stream by calling him a good boy while he was mid-mog between two low-tier normies at ASU. Is that true?

When I saw it, I was like, okay, like, is there, I know we do the show at 11, but like, I feel like we need a little bit time to, like, to process it and see if it's something we even want to talk about. Like, typically this is something like, we like, do we avoid it or what? Do you, did you read the, the one that I think Landry sent or some guy translated one of these tweets, and it's pretty funny? Also, I don't, I still don't think I understand. I'll try and find it for a segment later.

Yeah, I don't know what's going on. I can't, I don't know what they're saying anymore. Did everybody drink their or eat their stew? You could drink stew. Did everybody eat it? Are we done? Mm-hmm. Did you finish Brett stew?

I ate Brett stew. He lost privileges. I went home and I ate it. Fantastic. The stew saga. So we could put the stew behind us. We put the stew behind us. And, you know, weather here looks like we're just looking at 70s for the future.

Can I ask a question? Stu season is over. If I make meatballs for the boys, can I put it on the company card? If I'm making meatballs for the company, can I buy the ingredients with the company core? I mean, can I get reimbursed for my stew? Got a lot of content out of that stew, straight up. You could probably write it off. So if you were-

Write off your stew ingredients. If you were to bring meatballs in for us, how would you do it? Would it be refrigerated and we'd have to, would you want to microwave them? I would not sauce the meatballs. It's a little presumptuous to sauce another man's meatballs. Yeah. Because I assume that you guys make your own gravy. I do not, Dave, to be honest with you.

I'm just a Polish boy. I don't know how I'd do any of that. Just get you go, get you some Rios. There's nothing wrong with Rios. It's great. What about Ragu? Hardest Resdigit in NYC. What about Ragu?

If I find out you put Ragu on my meatballs, I swear to God, I'll drive over and I'll commandeer those meatballs. Whoa. Yeah. He's going to save the meatballs. Hey, at least I'll bring him home. I'll meet Mogg.

Rescue them. Let's talk about our weekend and fun. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up. There's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled out by a prostitute.

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We both got some chicken schnitzel pobleys? Massive sandwiches. All the schnitzel poblea. A lot of, look like a lot of bread. It's a poboy. Yeah. But I will say. Not a traditional poe boy bread, though.

No. I, full disclosure, I ate half of it with the bread. Second half, I just kind of deconstructed and ate the shino. That's what's up. That's the move. Let me tell you, the next day that I tried, like, heating it back up, didn't really hold up. The bread, bread was, like, too hard. So I did the same thing just a day later.

So it was good. The Dr. Pepper, you know, frozen Dr. Pepper was good. Yeah, you came back to the opposite all faded, man. Yeah, you're all fucked up. I was like, whoa. Or I do. Don't drive home. Give us your keys.

Nah, it's fun. Nah, it was good, though. Then Friday night, Brett, me, a couple friends went out to... I'm at all ranchos. Good old mats hadn't been out for a while. They got the new online system. So we were testing that all out and we got into a situation. What was a sitch?

The situation... It was 10-person dinner. We went there and... parent of the first people put our names in and said that we were all here. And 15 minutes later, they called us for our table and half the party was not actually there. That's a risk. Did you lie? Yeah. I wasn't the one that did it. So it wasn't me to correct. They had to go back. You know they make notes for you? And they keep, they keep track of how often you walk on your, like, if you put your name in. They parted with Palantir. It's connected to your phone number,

obviously. And so like if you like if they call your name or they text you and you don't show up that that's like a strike against you. And they eventually they'll just like stop putting your name down like to stop trusting that you're going to stick to your word. That makes sense because Brett always talks about like as soon as he puts his name in. They're like, oh yeah, we'll get your table ready right away. Just tell us when you're ready. So like Brett has a fast pass because he always puts his name and it's always the first person to show up. So he's got a pretty good, pretty good record with them. Yeah. Good thing he did put their name. Where did y'all sit and what table specifically?

We sat in the same room where we did Dylan's 40th. I mean, that's the room for the back parties. That's not the VIP room, but it is probably the most fun room. I mean, boss. It feels like a young room. It's a while. They put the young goes back there. Yeah.

Yeah, the young goes. And they put big parties back there because that's where they have the most. It's like either, if you're going to have a big party, it's either there. They might have put some tables together in their main room. and then that table underneath the heat lamp that we were at. Did y'all table mog? Anyone next to y'all? No.

We didn't table mong. How was it salsa? Was it hitting? Spicy. But it was hidden. Bob's was good. We got some shrimp fajitas. Okay.

Okay. I was still pretty full from the schnitzel. So I was like, you know, I'm going to have something light. And shrimp fajita sounds amazing. Anybody break their order? Probably Brett. I don't know. How was it fit?

Good. I'm Brett. Good. I want to talk about fit on Brett. Oh, my God. We'll probably be putting out of office this weekend and fun this weekend. If you guys are following Brett at Shmeraman on Instagram, you saw that he went to a disco-themed roller rink birthday party.

And he was showing me his video. He got a fit off. I'll say that. He needed that dub. Brett has so many groups of friends that I don't even know. Like, he'll, he goes to like a wedding every other weekend. And it's some guy that I've never heard of. And it's like, oh, yeah, he's one of my best friends.

Like, he just has so many friends, man. He's many more friends than I do. Yeah. He was on quads, which I think makes sense for the disco. But yeah, I thought we were going to be getting some inline skates from a backer. You've been asking about these skates for like a month. Hey, you need to let it go. You're not getting the skates.

I want to go, I want to go to the Volway with you and go skate. Two Fatty's. You and me can just go skate the Volway. way. I don't know if that's going to happen, bud. I've been busy. Okay. And your schedule isn't clearing up anytime soon?

No, I was just looking at it. I just pulled it up. Looks like I'm maxed out. Jester maxed out. So Saturday morning was waking, haven't been hung over in a while. So it was pretty hungover. Walked over to a Leona Cafe,

the place by us. Got some Veracruz tacos. Got three breakfast tacos. Only ate two of them because they are big tacos. They're good tacos. They're good. And Saturday was just hanging around. Like I wanted to go, I was like, I had a free day setting.

And like, I'm like, I want to go on a bike ride or go walk or something like that. But after that walk to Leona and back, like, I was like, I can't be outside. The allergies are too bad. Like, I'm going to be dying if I'm outside. Damn. I kind of stuck. I was like, all right, I'm just going to sit inside all day. Yeah.

You know where they don't have this problem? Where? California. California do they not do they have allergies in California I don't know they probably have something that'll fuck me up why are you bringing that up because I want to move there you want to move to I want to move there I've heard I've heard it's cheap yeah it's really cheap no I think Phoenix I think that's the place to move Arizona does right here you don't have to deal with it they don't have the cedar cedar is invasive they need to start chopping down cedar trees here yeah I'll start

making shelves out of them I don't know if you want to bring that in I don't know how that translates, but I just feel like... It's the pollen. That's the problem. That's not like the dead wood. That's big old facts. You don't think that woods harboring some pollen? You don't think it's pollen maxed out? You've never smoked with cedar wood?

Have you ever seen a cedar bomb? Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. It looks like a... It looks like a fire. Like when all the trees out west are popping, like the air gets very hazy and you can't see it. You have to wonder if there's like a fire.

There's a massive cedar tree that like overlooks this bus stop. when you exit mopeck uh like on barton springs right there there's a bust out there and one day this bust off for every reason had like 10 people at it and the cedar tree bombed like all the pollen just it became too heavy for the tree it just and these people just got smoked and it was it was during the time when i had really bad allergies and i just felt so bad for those people i had one at the delmatch play a few years ago was it that one of the par threes i just watched it and i was like that's going to be a problem. It was.

It was a problem for me. Yeah. So watched a lot of anime, watched Night of the Seven Kingdoms, played little video games. But that was pretty much my Saturday and Sunday until the big game. That was about it. Talk about an edge,

dude. Yeah, I thought for sure, like, I thought we were getting... Stop, hold on. There's going to be spoilers. Yeah,

are you going to be... Are you going to watch? No. Why? You watched Game of Thrones, didn't you? Yeah, But the second one that came out, what was that one called?

House of the Dragon. I get that one a shot. And I liked it okay, but not enough to, like, continue on with that saga. I'm out on it. Game of Thrones was enough of a ride for me, you know? The ride ended. I'm glad I went on it, but I don't need to go on it again. That was the best Thrones adjacent thing since maybe, like, season five of Thrones.

What, the last episode? Yeah. Yeah, I thought we were going to... It's incredible. Spoilers. I thought we were about to get trial of the seven, that episode. Me too. These are short episodes.

There's like, there's no way that we're actually getting it. Elisid it's something that I don't condone, but she paused it to see how much time was left. And there was like seven minutes. She's like, we're not getting it today. I was like, no. Yeah. Like, I kept on going back and forth. Are we getting it or not?

Or not getting it? Because like, it seemed very early in the episode when I just said that it was going to happen. And then, yeah. But it's very good. Yeah. Dylan, what did you do this weekend? Oh, thanks for asking. Oh, okay.

I had quite a weekend. Chels Parks and I stepped out Friday. Got a little Zah, went to Pine House. Which Pine House are you going to? Southamore. I still need to go to the one on the east side of 35. I've heard great things. Yeah.

They do Detroit style there. Sourdough. I've never tried it. I haven't either. It's really good. The ricotta pepperoni one is really good. Say less. Guy with J-Bone and Primrose.

Saturday. Went to Barton Springs. Me, Chels Parks. How's the water? Just posted up. Water's the same temp year around. Never changes. People don't know that.

I took a little dip, and it was quite nice. Doesn't vary at all. Beautiful day Saturday. Crazy. You don't see that very often. You don't. And then Saturday night, I went to dinner with Chels and my dad. Went to a place.

I was talking to you guys about Cafe Malta, really good food. And then we went to go see Send Help. that Rachel McAdams John that's out. Good movie, really gruesome. There are three scenes that are like gory gruesome, and it's like, oh, fuck. But good movie, fun movie. What was the order at Malta?

I got the short rib. Chalph got a pork shop. My dad got the steak. I try a little bit of everything, and it was all really good. We got this appetizer that was fantastic. I forgot what was on it. They had Bree.

It's not good. It had his little, like a little piece of toasted bread with Bree on it. And then a pesto something. It was gas. Dude, I'm kind of moving into my Pesto era. Pesto of Bucks, dude. I've always been a big Pesto. It's one of my favorite John Liguizama movies, the Pesto.

Yeah, it's good. And then Sunday was pretty much just about the big game, man. Oh, when I went, Parks, I went to go practice in baseball. I told you his coach called in sick. So I went to go, I took him to the fields and we did like an hour of a fly ball, ground ball, and then we hit in the cages for about 30 minutes. Hey, odds, you hook your phone up to the Bluetooth on the road right now or, you know, while we're doing the rest of the show.

And we call Parks Coach and break the news about clavicular. You probably already knows. Yeah, he's about, he's in college. He's, I'm assuming about 20 years old. He's probably. Does he know who you are? Does you know who I am? He knows on the guy who hired him to coach his son.

No, no, no. You're being coy. Does he know who you are? He doesn't. I don't think he knows that I made the clavicular. Mogging go viral. No, he didn't know that. Did you make it go?

He made clavicular go viral. Dude, I think I was ground floor clavicular the other day. Think I was. I saw a lot of tweets before yours. I don't think you did. I think I did. Dude, check the timestamp again. Go back.

I'm definitely not going to go back and do that. Pull the tape. I don't know if that's possible. but we'll let you have it. Dylan, Dylan is responsible for the rise of clavicular. Yes. So anything clavicular does going forward is associated with Dylan Shivery,

Dylan at washmedia.com. Clavicular better recognized too. He's got bigger problems right now, as we'll find out. You just got out of jail. As we found out. Anything else? That's it, man.

All right. Ah, man, what a great lunch, Randy and I had. Eight outside, probably in L. on my part again with the the cedar but that's okay had a great time i guess i did sneeze a lot but didn't feel too bad friday that place is cool yeah they they redid it there used to be baker street pub uh well and i used to go there he they actually had really good fish and chips but now they have a way more TVs south of mar's becoming a good place to go watch some games i don't know if it's a place i'm gonna eat food at often the menu isn't really for me they have some things the schnitzel was good

but watching a game there seems like a good great a great experience. The fries are really good. For thick fries, I was like, you gotta get over those fries. They were good. So much so.

They were fine. I wanted to try the, the bacon cheese ones that they have because they were, they looked pretty good. You're right. They have the Austin thing where they, excuse me, hang on.

They built the deck around a big oak tree, which is a, that's just an Austin staple. And it's very nice. I guess Baker had that too, right? Baker Street. I mean,

yeah, it's been there for a while. We almost built a, or took a, office over there, didn't we? Right next to it. Once again, remind you that that restaurant is where they filmed the Chachis scene from office space.

Oh. It was the alligator grill at the time. It's been many things since, but that was Chochies for that movie. With how many pieces of flare? Exactly. Perfect. In a tech. In a tech, yes.

Oh, Friday night stayed in. Saturday. We did steaks Friday, though. It was great. Falaes, baked potatoes. Ooh. The whole thing.

Did you eat in your car? Huh? Did you eat the baked potato in your car? I did. Which didn't go over well with my family. They're like, why are you leaving with your plate? I was like, well, I'm not going to eat this with you. I have to, I got something I have to do.

So ate the baked potato in my car, came back in. She'd already put the kids down. I was like, oh, well. see him tomorrow and i did um woke up excuse me hang on you're gonna have to mute my mic a lot during the show here comes to me hold on hold on that's there you go uh baseball season's here in a few weeks one of the dads hit a so rhodes has like three boys three buddies on the on the team we got a little group text one of the dads hit up's like hey let's go to one of the parks let's just uh let's work fielding. Let's hit a little bit. Let's just get the boys back in the swing of it.

Cool. And we did. Went down to Park near my place. Near your place, too. I know that back. It went well. It went well. I was a little worried about the field because it's not well taken care of it. I thought they might catch some bad hops on those grounders, but boys are looking strong. Like, everybody has made noticeable gains in power off the tee and also throwing. Like, pleasantly surprised where Rhodes is at with throwing the ball. It's awesome. If you follow me at DC Rough on Instagram, you may have seen, I posted a pick of them and I said

life comes at you fast. And, well, he just turned five. And not much I can do about it, but he appears that he is officially baseball guy. That's fucking go. He's got the big shades that he got from a school fundraiser. I guess that's a thing when you raise money. They give you baseball gear or some. They're not necessarily baseball shades,

but they look like giant. They're just giant like pit viper adjacent shades. They're like Fernando Tate's shades. And of course, he's like, can I wear them to practice? I was like, yeah. Are they meta-Oakleys? They're Focles for sure. I don't know how many meta-Oakley ads they had yesterday.

A lot. and man he's got the long hair coming out of the back of his hat cap and I'm just like dude do we want to just get this over with so exciting do I just need to put eye black on

on this kid now like this is exciting let's just go ahead do it I mean don't get him a sliding mitt whatever you do are we going to talk about what you should really be concerned about

with him but you found in his backpack the other day I don't think we've talked about it yet David so this fundraiser I don't one of the little prizes was a rubber dude perfect like frisbee i guess disc because you know disfribs you're right thank you jay bone uh yeah not a dude perfect rubber to be clear because

that would be weird i don't think they've got the what are those trick shots look like i don't yeah i don't think they've got the rubber bag yet soon uh next gen of dude perfect uh but yeah but yeah He brought it home. He's like, Dad, what do I do with this? I was like, buddy, I don't know what this is. I was like, I guess it's like a disc that we throw. Dude, perfect frisbee. He probably can bank off stuff since this is rubber.

It's not that cool. It doesn't do anything. That's Chad. And it's like that big. Chad's moved on. Oh, it's like a small league? Yeah, it's like the size of a, like a tiny ashtray. Interesting.

Kids today don't know how cool ashtray is used. to be like a nice ashtray was sick yeah there's a nice a nice ashtray was sick right yeah yeah there's people on ebay that just sell uh old fast food at ashtrays because every i mean pizza huts one yeah pizza hot ones arby's ones that's fucking big baller brand shit yeah it's kind of sick did we forget to run it back last friday or thursday or did we do yeah we did maybe you can run it back from last week today i already deleted it. I'm on it. I'm all, it's the new ish already. You live and you learn. That's how much content we had. Um, Alyssa had a Galentine's Day Saturday night. Ooh. What the girls do?

Went over and like gave each other gifts and stuff. Oh. I stayed home. Friday night, dude. Why don't we do it Duden times? Duden times day. Oh, Dutton time's day. Oh, I will bring snitzel for you. I'll bring the bugs up here in my stein. I saw a little pole boy. Do you want my schnitzel? Would you like some of my chocolates? God, I forget.

You're just a pole boy. No, but they love you. Valentine's Day is coming up. Man, Valentine's Day stinks. You hate Valentine's Day. I do. How bad did you get dumped on Valentine's Day in high school to make you this upset about it?

I didn't. Never, never, never. Parks told me that kids in fifth grade are asking each other to be Valentine's. No one's asked him yet. He's, but. Oh, just wait. He says people are, saying no, like left and right.

Like his, one of his best friends already got denied twice. No. Damn, dude. A girl, too. I'm not saying, I say parks. He says, he did tell me that there's one girl that he rumored that is going to ask him. And I was like, I was like, are you going to say yes?

He's like, I don't know. I was like, is she cute? And he goes, eh, not really. I hope his cortisol doesn't spike. Yeah. And I told him, I told him he should say yes, even if he's not into it because it'll make her feel good. Yeah.

You know? Yeah. Thorobone. Back in my day, all we did was just put generic valentines at everyone's boxes. Never asked anyone to be Valentine's. They do that. But you got to bring one for every one of your class. Tell Park, she might have like a cute friend that he might be more interested in so he could

just play that. That's right. Yeah. That's right. Oh, he's so sweet to say yes to her. He must be a really good guy. No, I like you a lot. Ah, ha.

Ha, ha. No, you're too sexy. Okay. Dude, the Knights of, what's like the Abreeve going to be for Knights of the Seven Kingdom? I don't know. I'm just going to call it nights. The Knights industry streaming Friday night. It honestly just, it really made my night.

Otherwise, I probably would have watched fucking Breaking Bad or something. So shout out to HBO. Dressor. Sunday. What do we do Sunday? I just thought, oh yeah, dude, I gave this take to the office earlier. My favorite hot wings right now are Popeyes. If you've not had the Popeye's original hot hot wings,

telling you, it's better than anything wing stops put out. Really? I will tell you that right now. Are these new? I think they've been around for a couple years. Okay. I just don't think anybody ever orders them. I'll tell you, when KFC tried doing chicken wings, they were not good.

Big trash. They were bad. Taco Bells were better than KFCs. Yeah, you would say. that. I didn't know Taco Bell did wink. Yeah, they did once. Really? You weren't following their menu updates like somebody? No. Um, and then yeah, I did a, hey, Friends of the show, Jake and, uh, oh, meet my mic, hang on. Oh, on, here we go. Friends of the show, Jake and T.C. Have a pod called It's Just Pantor. Talked Epstein for like 90 minutes on Thursday night.

How late? It was very late. I was very tired. Friday. We didn't start until like after 10. So it's a good pod. If you want to look, we got to, we figured it out. You figured it all out. We got to the bottom of it. Yeah. So if that's something you're interested in, check it out. But a lot of Twitter, I looked at Twitter a lot just to see more. There's a lot going on on the news. You know, it's important to be aware of things. Some people watch cable news. Some people just look at Twitter. I do Twitter.

Sorry. And that's that. Then I watched the big game last night. It was great. We made Italian beef sliders in the crockpot. Throw a little roast in there, shred it up. Throw it in there with some like pepper chini. Listen makes it.

They're very good. Throw my little tiny buns. Go peppers and hummus. Little tiny buns like a buddy out there when he does planks. Dude, go on. He's got the Wazowski backside, you're saying? No, no hummus. You're going to get over hummus.

Not everybody's doing hummus for the Super Bowl, dude. We did, we did steak. We got to mention that. Chell's cook steak. That's so Chels. A girl can cook, man. Does she, does she still, or does she know about how you, like, require hummus during the big game?

Yeah. Yeah, I ate it. No, I didn't. I didn't. I said that one time in passing, you guys just never laid out. We're not going to let it go. No, no. It's a good, healthy alternative to, you know, a snack.

It's just funny to me, too, because there was a Coca-Cola commercial where they're talking about, like, all this stuff you bring to, like, a tailgate. And then the guy that was wearing the Texas Longhorn, Sam Elliott, just goes, someone says hummus, and he goes, hum what? Yeah. And he's just like, perfect. Yeah, the biggest pussy in the commercial was like, cool, a hobo. I'm going to bring hummus.

Some guy eating a big plate of nachos. It's not like a crowd pleaser, but it's a tasty alternative. you know on the healthy side somebody down the street was having a Super Bowl party and uh I did something to kind of no I wasn't sorry this is not sorry it looked like they were like people were like parking in front of like what you know in front of other houses and I was like I don't really want them parking in front of mine so I just I brought the trash cans out early why do you like a parking in front of your crib I just don't like it all right that's that's so old man that you brought the recycling and the compost.

You are on your old man stuff lately. Dude, that is such an old man thing. Dave is also, not to get too into it, not liking someone stepping on certain parts of landscape recently, too. Why is he buzzing our tower? He does he keeps buzzing our shit. I'm not the only one noticing this. There's a guy who works in the building next to us.

He must live, like, he must live walkable because he always walks. Yeah. Like he doesn't park in our parking lot, in other words. And his route in is a sidewalk right by the front of our building. and he steps across our little you can't really call it like a garden because nothing on there is like thriving right it's all dead they don't take care of it dirt and dead plants

shout out to the but he walks right through it and the cat that always shits right there too that cat rules that cat can do what it wants his parking run yeah if I find out anybody's mean to that cat it was in the middle of parking lot when I pulled in today and I just like slowly went up to him like yeah I move buddy that cat can handle himself man I'm not worried about that cat cat's not worried about nothing he's from the streets

that cat's the cat that cat's not worried about nothing he's from the streets that's the cat that cat that killed that bird that you assisted. Remember when you like, you gave him the assist? I tried to go see it. You watched it suffer. It walked away. It was in a place I can even get to.

The crazy part is. Dylan chain me to my desk and I kind of go read my blog about it. The crazy part is that bird, like that cat wasn't going to eat the bird. All it did was like toy with it and like torture it because it's a cat. That's what they do. And like probably plucked it feather by feather all because of you. They're fucking bad boy. It wasn't because of me.

I bet that cat's got a fat-ass Lucy in right now. Dude, I thought you were going to say something else. I thought you said the cat's a fat-ass dick. All right, now we start the lucery. We've got to have a buffer between that. Say something else before we go into Lucy. Man, that was a good game over the night, right? 100% pure nicotine.

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Super Bowl. How'd you like Toriko and Collinsworth? I've always enjoyed them. Yeah, I always have. They did a good job. They always do a good job. Did you enjoy the part where there's a streaker? And, you know, they don't show the streaker.

But Torrico was like, oh, got some rocket scientists out of the field. Did you see how they finally caught him? I saw there was a Patriots player who assisted. Patriots player ran his ass down. He gave him like a legy. He just like submitted. He's like, okay, okay. You hit the deck and then he was surrounded.

That's not a, that guy wasn't committed to the game. No. You got to let the guy take you out to tackle. You got to make it last as long as you can. You got to dodge. Yeah. You know. Yeah.

If there's one person I don't want to try to run away from is a NFL defenseman. Yeah. They're probably the best that, you know, catching people. Yeah, well said. Yeah. Gave me a little wedgy. Was he like, what was that guy? Do we know?

Did he have a cause? You probably had something. I think he had pants on, but no. shirt probably had something painted on his chest i think it said like fire something was it soy bomb let's see if i could do i remember soy bomb i don't remember soy bomb okay so a good 25 year old reference see if i can see what it says but how about those seahawks defense is uh legit man that was uh it was an ass whipping for most of it that's how i imagine the game would look if the texans made the Super Bowl. That was dominant.

48% of the Patriots offensive snaps in the first half, 48% went for zero or negative yards. It's not a winning formula. It's not. I thought the game probably should have been over half. Donald missed a couple of throws.

That thing should have been like 21, 24-0 where it's like, okay, I don't need to watch. He had JSN who broke free. It would have been a walk-in touchdown. They even said on the broadcast and yeah, Darnold overthrown by five yards. There was a couple where, uh,

the cornerback, he's a, he's a kid from Texas, uh, Gonzalez. Christian Gonzalez. Christian Gonzalez. Christian Gonzalez, who's awesome.

Uh, he's from the state of. He went to Oregon. Yeah. To clarify. He, uh, Donald was throwing balls like a little bit,

they weren't bad, but they were just a little bit behind. And I'm like, oh, dude, this, if you were dialed like this, this game would be like over, over.

But, um, the field goal fest. Was it 12, Nothing a half? Nine nothing. That sounds right. Yeah, the place kicker, I think he, like, set a record.

He had, like, he had five field goals and two extra points. So he personally counted for 17 points on the night. Yeah. Got really not a lot to talk about. Drake May was not good, but also, like, really just didn't have a lot of, didn't have any time. Set a record, sacks. He was flustered. he was not comfortable in the pocket the whole night no he wasn't uh let's talk about that

sea hawks oh cubs kent kubiak they said his name a bunch yeah uh he can really scheme it dude he's he's such a i mean obviously with a scheme and ass it hasn't it's not officially yet but he's expected he said it oh yeah okay so they asked him after the game and it was kind of funny i don't have the clip but he was like you know do what he i can't remember how he said of it he's like you know i'll do whatever you know god decides but something like that and then uh she asked him something else and she said so are you going to Vegas he's like hell yeah yeah yeah i'm going i'm going i'm going to be the head to get yeah oh i missed it okay it was yeah you guess this is yeah so that's cool friend of the friend of the show that's right

what you found out i got what it says here dylan you're going to hate this more than anyone you're going to make this. So I think on the front, it says trade in the blind spot. And I think on the back it said trade with Athena. So I'm, I think this is just like some ploy for this guy to like get a, a trading platform out, like a stock trading thing. Stonks. And it looks like these, these might be some like meta. Oh, yeah.

He definitely recorded it. Yep. So he got lined up pretty good before. I think this is just some. He's wearing the aloe. So he's promoting. like trading platform. Yeah, that's what pretty much

looked like what he was doing. All right. It's a good shape. Good for him. I'll say it. I thought it was kind of a boring Super Bowl. The game was kind of boring. First eight quarters, yeah.

I kept wanting the Patriots to bring it tight, but they just kind of never did. They are. Very costly interception. Drake May threw it to, you just threw a ball off. That was really bad. I don't know what the hell that was.

Yeah, I don't know what that. I don't have the Collinsworth right now. You get a couple of those. One of them was in. was in traffic like that too kind of threw it up and it was not intercepted but then he threw a really bad one they overperformed and they they kind of had an easy path to the Super Bowl straight up the great the great weather the great equalizer unequalizer I guess you could say that's right or equalizer also was there something going on with the turf it just felt like guys

were like falling down like on runs and no one was touching them like so many just drop balls too. I just, straight up, buddy. I don't think anything was going on with the turf.

I don't know. So many times I just saw people just fall and no one even touched them. I'm like, oh. Sometimes it'd be like that.

Kenneth Walker had a great game. K-dub-3? Broke off several long runs, yeah. There was a moment at Collinsworth had like a, I don't know. It was just kind of funny.

He's like, yeah, that's what he does. He's not a good blocker and he's not a good receiver, but it was just like, otherwise, like he had been gassing him up,

but he's like, he doesn't do the other stuff well. Yeah. He's good, man. He's good. You're like a halftime show? By the way, can I say something about the Seahawks team in general? I don't know if you stuck around post game to see like any interviews or anything.

That's a, there's not a lot of personality on that team. No. They're all pretty, no offense. They're all pretty boring. That was the most like subdued celebration. I completely agree. I'd ever seen for a Super Bowl. Maybe because they had it in hand.

They knew like they knew, you know, most. of the fourth quarter that it was locked up. Yeah. By the time, you know, the clock ran down, they were like, all right, let's do. It just, it wasn't a whole lot of excitement. I completely agree. It was just like, yeah, like Donald, he's just not a charismatic guy. Happy for him.

Cool story. He was good, good enough. But yeah, dude, it was weird. It was like you kept expecting like some kind of like clippable moment. of like somebody going crazy crying or, you know, somebody having their interviewed, interview like interrupted by like, you know, a guy spraying beers or something.

It's just very boring. Fun team, though, to watch at least. Defense was just, shout to D-law, to Marcus Lawrence. He did it. So you watched, you said that you were going to turn off the halftime show, right? You flip over to a turning point and watch that one.

Isn't that what you were saying? I watched both. I did. I actually did watch I watched Kid Rock come out. I hate watched about three minutes of Brantley Gilbert. Well, I knew we were going to cover it. So I was like, well, I'm not going to not watch.

Plus, there was a lot of Kid Rock slander. A lot of people who like, I get it. Kid Rock hasn't really done anything meaningful in probably two decades. There's a time, dude. There is a time. Go back and watch Woodstock 99, Kid Rock. Tell me you, you, uh, you, uh, you, wouldn't be into that. He came out and did ball with the ball. Didn't sound good. Lipsink,

quite a bit of it was wearing jorts. Had his funny hat on. A lot of energy. A lot of energy. I was saying out there, the two, the two 50, he's 55 and Ricky Martin's 54. Ricky looks great. And Kid Rock has still got like a lot of energy to be like bouncing around like that. So I was like, well, some good 50 year. Cocaine's a hell of a drug. Yeah. Allegedly, we don't know that. I'll talk bad bunny. Okay. I'll talk bad bunny. I enjoyed what I saw.

I thought the set design, like, this is, it feels weird to get into like set design, but like that was noticeable. That was so fun. That was cool. I thought it was a fantastic set. I even tweeted, or not tweet, I texted y'all about the set design. It was far away. Yeah, I can't say I like the guy's music.

I mean, I just, it's, yeah. And it's nothing against him. That type of music just doesn't really resonate with me so much. I don't know any of his songs, but I love the vibe of his songs. The vibe was great. If I'm out somewhere and I hear that drumbeat, that style, I don't know. It's like dance hall. I don't know.

It's not dance hall. It's like Latin club music is what. I fucking dig it. I get it as fun. You're not going to catch me bumping it on Spotify. And I'm not going to sit here and tell you that that was the best halftime show. I definitely enjoyed last year's better. More.

Can you? Yeah. But I'm also a Kendrick fan. And Bab Bunny, I'm like aware of them. But most halftime performers I'm not a huge fan of. Last year was an exception. You know what I mean? So it's like, yeah, I'll watch it.

I thought it was unique. You had some stuff that you didn't expect to see. The lineman, the electrical. Yeah. It's like, okay. The marriage was legit. Did you all know that? People actually got married during that show.

Oh, that makes it. I was wondering that. Yeah, I like the set design, the plants, and everything. Me and my, we were at my party and we were just like, don't do it, dude. Right? Apparently they were big bad bunny fans and they invited him to their wedding. And he's like, well, I can't go to your wedding. about this. How about you, you get married during the halftime at the Super Bowl?

That's how that happened. Do you think that was their like actual friends and family up there? Yeah, I do. Their whole friends and family are just like, smoking hot dancers. Now you got to get out and Dylan's going to hate this. Now you got to make way for Lady Gaga and she's going to do some awkward hand motions. She was fine. Do you know I love Gogs? Yeah, just watching it. I just felt awkward sometimes. Like the way she was just, like it, like, It didn't look like it was actually rhythmic and like a good dance.

It's not her same. No. No, it's not. Fun. It was a fun show. He had a nice message at the end of it as well. Definitely having some audio problems, though, too. I didn't know.

I didn't know. There was a lot of times the mic was going in and out. And I was just like, yeah. Oh, here goes Randy. Hey, production, man. The halftime show. Go ahead, Randy. Yeah.

I don't know. The audio production is pretty bad. I like the set design, but like it was, another labyrinth just like the weekends. So it wasn't anything like super unique there. Labyrinth. It looked like it was very like. Jessica Alba was up there.

So was Pedro Pascal and Alex Earle. Alex Earl who had days prior, she'd been with Brady as he was jester maxing. That's right. What's he doing? So like he's the dude who didn't have his 20s and 30s. So two decades of his prime were just him being locked a

in and now he's like well I can have fun now so he's trying to like play the young man's game and it's just so funny to see I'm happy for but also like I don't know if I want to see my goat out there do with that dude yeah overall the I don't know half time show just like whatever I think it's a good play internationally since they're doing all these like London in Australia Randy's doing it right he's doing an AM talk show over here I'm just saying that like I don't Okay, we're back to that. There's better things. What about the commercials?

Hold on. I want to talk about the other halftime show because I watched, I legit watch all of both of these fucking things. Oh, I didn't know you watched all of turning points. I'm not going to tell you I had the volume up on turning points. You're not going to care. I watched a little Brantley Gilbert because we've a frequent punchline on this show. And to be fair, he was just as bad as we've advertised.

Not good, man. He stinks. Lee Bryce don't really know his game the young lady in between not familiar with her I don't know her at all Yeah I don't know

It was Did kid bring it He came out with a lot of juice Like Randy was saying And You know He might have maxed out The first part

It's a hard scream to hit My name is kid It's kid baby Kid rock Ball with Tabah There's some song I thought he might do. He slowed it down. He got a little serious. And I was just like, I don't know, dude. If he would, he could have really won the night. It had he, um, had he just leaned into pretty much

everything he did from pre-2002 kid rock. Turns out he did a all, uh, he did all automatic weapon, bud light kid rock stuff. Do you do all summer long? No, he thought he would do that. Really? I thought he would. That's great. Oh, going back for a second to Bad Bunnies, the thing that pissed me off the most about that was the tease of gasoline that we got it for all like three seconds. Like, oh shit. How did you say, I guess that I don't know if that's a sample he uses in one of his songs,

but I thought the same thing. I was like, I was about to get hyped. Because gasoline goes. If you got a problem with gasoline, I got a problem with you. You know what I'm saying? Campbell? Oh, and all. you know bad bunny did it good for him he did it i it didn't make me mad i'm not going to go back

and watch it uh he's got sauce though man he's the biggest artist in the world is that true big i could see that that's why i'm saying like as an international play i think this is a good probably too got a lot of international folks to tune into it it did no it probably did um do we have a I guess Brazil isn't Spanish speaking, but do we have any like South American games coming up next year? I know we have Australia. That's new, but.

There's probably Mexico City. What did you say? South America? I guess any of Latin America, South America. Oh, yeah. Cowboys have a game somewhere. Might be Rio.

It is. First game in the season, I think. Why? Trying to grow the game, Dave. I hate it for, if I was a fan of that team, just a long way to travel. Got to come back.

Whatever. About commercials? Nah. They're fine. I thought, yeah, they were. Super Bowl commercials used to mean more than they mean now. Yeah, it didn't really, nothing. Too many AI.

That seems to be the biggest. People are way, if you're a celebrity and you're getting the bag from an AI company, like our boy who did Ferris Bueller, that's a tough scene. because the whole bit was like, hey, you could use a day off. Download this, I don't know, this co-pilot style software that, you know, maybe you take a work day off. It'll do your job for you. It's like, where do you think that goes from there?

Pretty soon you're taking all the days off because you've been laid off. And you've been laid off and you got no bennies. Yeah. And your severance was, you only got like two weeks of. Well, of course, according to Elon Musk, we're all going to have a very high universal income at some point. Oh, yes, UBI. We're all going to be rich without working. It's going to be sick.

No need to save money, he says. I'm still going to pod straight up, even with UBI. You catch me in here podding. I think the commercial that as a video producer pissed me off the most was CoinBases. It was just pretty much like they- Karaoke? They just YouTube like a karaoke for Backstreet Boys and it looked like he was man in Windows movie maker. I'm like, really?

It was pretty low quality. I just watched that. I'm like, who is this for? And then I saw it coinbase. Randy hated the video production. He hated the audio from the halftime show. Randy was just watching. Randy was like very arms crossed like, yeah.

That commercial I was just like really of like this is your big time to show like advertisements and you're just going to do like a karaoke song that literally I could have made with. I could have done like the Austin logo thing where I could have charged a million dollars for that and it would have taken me all of maybe 20 minutes to make. I bet a lot of Super Bowl parties were locked in on that though. That's one where like, you know, that's a song you sing. Yeah. Best, good time to buy crypto though right now.

Oh, here we go. Yeah. Another one that's getting. Randy's Crypto Corner. New Seg alert. That's it. Another one that's getting some criticism. I saw someone mentioned the chat.

the Big Brother system from Ring. A lot of people aren't a fan of that. With the dogs? Yeah. Why? Who'd be against that? Surveillance state type stuff. I saw the commercial, I was like,

I don't know how I feel about that, that everyone's ring camera. Oh, you're anti-dog? Because it's not going to just be used for dogs. Did they partner with Palantir? Someone mentioned online that Batman didn't want to use that in the dark night because he thought it was like, crossing a line.

Too invasive? Too invasive. And it's pretty much like the same technology. And I did feel weird about that. I'm like, I don't know if I like that. Anyone's like, green camera could then just be accessed

to find a dog. You do have to opt into it, right? And that's what they said. Like, it's available now. You just have to like turn it on or something. You got to read those terms and conditions, Haas. Yeah.

I mean, if it can be used for what they were promoting, like finding lost dogs that are wandering through people's yards. It's like, that's cool. I support lost dogs finding their homes. but yeah it could be potentially a little invasive follow Ken Clippenstein substack

if you want to see what kind of databases they've got going right now the results may shock you okay sorry it's a little added value I've got it under the table deal with Ken

otherwise I don't know that's it NURS gummy clusters are amazing oh that was a dude maybe it was my allergy brain I was watching that and I didn't see it was for nerd.

And I was like, wait, is this like, did they redo the Kool-Aid man? Did they let the Kool-Aid man out? Do they pour him out of the thing? And this is like what his, like, normal form is. But I was for nerds. Yeah. There was a Budweiser commercial I liked.

But I can't even remember what it was. The Bud Light one where they were pretty much like, did the cheese wheel, like Payton Manning, all that, and like the keg rolled down the hill. I like that one. I thought, uh,

Danny McBride and, uh, peel. Was it key or peel? I don't know. I didn't see this one. Who's the bald one, the thinner one? That's Q.

They did like a State Farm one, and I thought it, I was like, this should have been better. Haley Steinfeld was in it, me likey, she's a nicey. But straight up, it was like you got these guys together and like, it wasn't that good. I did enjoy the one with the 90s, 2000s sitcom characters that were Duncan. Youngified with AI, I guess. Goodwill Duncan? Yeah, that was a. That was fun just because...

Smart. Yeah. Good. That was fun. I liked it. Did you see... I don't know what the event was. I don't know if it was a crazy event, but Belichick and his girlfriend, who did not break up,

apparently, were somewhere together and see the T she was rocking. I did. That looks like a UNC basketball game. So this is on the day of the Super Bowl? It was over the weekend, for sure. So Orchids of Asia t-shirt. Why are they trolling Kraft? Bob Kraft, Robert Kraft.

Clearly there's a beef there between Belly and Kraft. A little fun fact. I don't know how deep you dove into these DOJ released files about Jeffrey Epstein. But I believe Robert Kraft sought Jeffrey's advice post-arrest and, ended up using the same lawyer. Okay. As Jeffrey. So,

just a little connection there. Yeah, so she was just, yeah, mocking Robert Kraft. Love it. Yeah. You know what?

We've been critical of her. This is a funny move. This is an insane shot. This isn't even just, this is like a, this is beef. This is serious. This is,

this is Jay Z dropping the takeover. This is a big deal. Yeah, it's a shot across the bell. All right. Look at Bill. He's like, yeah, no, man. He's wearing the shirt. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't get the reference. That's not a good bill. Look at him wearing a quarter zip and not like a holy hoodie. He finally put away the hoodie. Now he's on the quarters of a shirt. He's doing the quarter of a matcher trend. That's the Jordan Hudson effect. She looks good there.

She looks very, her not to horn out, but her hair looks good. Can I say that? The hair looks nice. still just a bizarre couple bizarre situation to me anything else about the big game I don't think so commercials

eh commercials a turning point halftime show eh bad bunny good not my fave I'm going on record

good it was fun good you know actually no hold on I want to get more points of that who's the best ever oh wow it's my favorite of all the time flip it

Dude, I don't know if you're ever, you're so woke, dude. No, you've never, you have no idea how good it was. You don't even understand. No, it was sick. I forgot about the weekend doing the labyrinth. That was a good one. Yeah. All in all the game.

Eh. I feel like I've seen many memes come out of this Super Bowl too. Like, where it seems like in the past, it just, there's a bunch of different shots that I like get memed. I'm just surprised. I don't know. When I don't have a lot of time to cook because I'm in the lab cooking up memes, I love a good Factor meal. Dude, I love Factor. Factor's a great, man.

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he didn't want to say penis. Clearly he was afraid to say it. Say it. Say what you want to say, Dave. Penn 15? What? Randy wants to say,

he wants to say the C word so bad right now. I didn't say that. Oh, these cack injections? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. So if you are like that cat walking around with this huge fat ass I can't believe you thought I was going to say that dude I thought my mind went straight there so I'll spend too much time with you guys that's why you've been Dave maxing so um there are some accusations going around at the Olympics that uh the men on the ski jump circuit the ski jump event

So apparently there are like very strict like your outfit that you wear. The strict measurements. It can only be a certain measurement away from the skin and certain parts of your body. And when these ski jumpers, they need to create left when they're going down the mountain. So the more surface area they can create the farther they'll go. You know, theoretically speaking, right? And so one of the areas of the suit where you can kind of get some extra material is in the crotchal area, Dave, down by your penis. Yeah.

And so apparently some of them are injecting their ding-dongs with hyluronic acid, which enlarges... Jesse. Which is enlarges your ding-dong. Therefore, when they're getting measured for their suits, they get more material down there. And that increases lift as you're going to. down the mountain. Yeah. And so this is apparently a real thing. Calling it penis gate, which Micah says, we need to drop the blank gate name for every, for every conspiracy there is. I love the gate. I love water gate becoming a slonk gate.

Used to date a girl we call it a penis gate. Why'd you call her that? You know, I never really asked. Okay. Hyleronic acid. Yeah, what's up with that? That sounds like that sounds like something that's in like one of my boisterizers or something. Yeah, is there, what's the more practical use of hyluronic acid? I didn't know this was a thing. Well, it's, uh, yeah, I don't know. But I do like that somebody had to like

be the first one to inject it into their peepee. Oh, this is dangerous. According to Dr. Eric Chung, a urologist. Look at that. He's a urologist and a surgeon in Australia. In rare cases, infection, this includes, an infection, and it can cause gang green and loss of the penis. So here's a little diagram that I think Landry posted in the...

My whole gang gets green, y'all. Hell yeah. Lift increased 5%, equivalent to an... It doesn't make sense, right? Yeah, like I said, it's like the squirrel suits, you know? So if you're just rocking massive hog, like you've got an advantage, like a natural massive hog? Well, I think it's... Yes, actually.

I think it's that, like, it would swell up, I would... assume, be when they're getting measured for the suit and then it'll go back to normal. So if you have a massive hog normally, you have a suit that still. If you're a grower, not a shower, this is good for you. If you can grow at the right time. Exactly. Okay. But it's all about getting that extra material down there in the crotch.

But it's just the material. It's not when you're actually doing the jump that you're just rocking straight out bone or having a, as far as I know, jumping with a large ding dong is not beneficial. It's just the material of the suit. Okay. In that part of your body. Yeah. I mean, look, we see Olympics, right?

These are fine margins we're talking about. If you can get an extra half meter on a jump, you know? Inches matter. I get it. It's a game of inches or centimeters or Andy, sorry. Okay. I don't know. I like this.

I feel like I've heard that long jump skiing had like controversy in the past with cheating. I don't know why, but like cyclists are always cheating too. Like, why are there some sports that just draw people that are cheating? Well, cycling is, the Tour de France is grueling. Endurance. Yeah, your endurance. So they're doing EPO. They're like blood cells, red blood cells, replicating, so you basically don't get tired.

Or you recover quicker. This is just, I need a little bit more material down in the Schlong region. I totally get it with, yeah, the bite, because that's, you know, extreme endurance sport. If you're rocking a cinnabond down there, though, you're in good shape. A cinnobone. Remind me what that means? If you got to roll it up. Okay.

You're in good shape. We'll have to find out who wins. Does that mean they're actually measuring down there to see how, like, I don't know, how to make these suits for everybody? Yeah, seem so. Yeah, they're probably making it as most precise suits as possible. For every two centimeter increase in suit size circumference, you get a 5% lift increase. Dude, if you're competing in this, you know everyone is going to be looking at your crotch.

Like, you know, like going in, you're like, all eyes are on the, all our eyes are on my peepee. Right? Because that's all people know about this. This is one of the more viral stories of the Olympics. What's so funny? in the comments Dave you're going to like this pirate dread Roberts

comments Sir Arlen of Penetree would dominate this sport So you need to watch this show It's a lot more fun than House of the Dragon He's the one with the prosthetic we saw Yeah

He's not a main character Dirk Diggler would be another Strong performer Oh yeah I'm trying to think of other famous huge PeePs in history Nick Foles Ah, yeah.

Westlake's own, right? And according to Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey, not one song. John Hamm. Oh, yeah, he's got a-huh. Yeah, John-Han. But he was just out there just not wearing underwear. Yeah, but you could see. He'd be rocking slacks, and it's like, bro, why are you doing that?

Why are you out here? Why are you out here popping stencil for the fans? It's not something. Are you going to do that at the Dallas meetup? I'm not going to pop stance, no. Dallas meet up. March 7th. Not Monday.

What I say? Friday. We're going to go watch a game. And then Saturday we're going to go do that. Very excited for it, David. Very excited. Are we doing the hockey game for sure? I don't think it's for sure.

When you buy tickets. We're going to go up into the book tower, though, right? The book depository? Yeah. We're going to go. We're going to do a dude perfect type. video? We should do trick shots up there? I don't know if we're going to do trick shots. Although it's not a bad idea. I'll bring I'll bring the rant my son's little disc

See if we can land it on the X. Oh, that'd be sick That would be. Oh, hold on. Are you tired a little bit? Did you have a wait night? No No. Got to bed at a reasonable time. I didn't work out this morning. Got me a little I got in the gym. I took a couple days off because of the G's because of the G's allergies When does this happen And it reminds me

Poor Lindsay Vaughn I don't care I feel bad for Deal with it I'm not gonna You're not gonna get me to say a bad thing About Lindsay Vaughn by the way I don't know when the ski jump is

She has nothing to do with this scandal She just took a bad fall It's bad How about that guy that did a blackflip On the ice skates You see that guy? You don't get points for that You don't get points for a backflip

You just did it for the love of the game Yeah just a stunt That's so sad Adam? Yeah, so that you can be clipped and put on every commercial. I respect that more. He's like, ooh, I want to get on out of office. I should. I'll put him out of office. Is he the quad father? That takes cahones, man. Maybe. I'm telling you guys, put it into Wash Media or Circling Backs Instagram to see Brett's quad's performance on the roller rink. It was, it's pretty good. Can you inject that acid into your balls? I don't know. Why do you

care? You don't have any. I mean, yeah, you can. I don't know what it'll do for you. Well, get them bigger for more service area. Maybe. Yeah. Sorry, I'm asking questions. It's just like, it gets like you guys don't believe this is a thinking man's podcast. I'm always trying to find a new way to level up. And I'll tell you this right now. I've leveled up my clothing game for the spring

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Yeah. But a lot going on in the world of bogging. Your boy went viral on Friday. And it's a clavicular video and tweet that I'm sure you guys have seen by now. But apparently he ran into an ASU frat leader and got brutally frame-mogged by him. I guess I'll play the video for the folks at home. This dude does have a crazy frame. I got to give it to him.

He's got that V-shaped torso, Dave, that you strive for, you know? This kid's probably on GOPs. He's on something. He's definitely like a body build. He competes. With that tank top, too, he's wearing, like, like the gym bodybuilder tank top. So he has to compete.

So I do understand what, like, this sentence translated. I do know what it means, but there's a new language is evolving quickly. And they seem to all be, they seem to all include videos of clavicular doing something or another. It keeps going all these social functions, right? Well, because gesture maxing is the new meta. He keeps going all these functions and meeting a lot of people. And it's taking a lot of videos with young women. And I don't know what's going on.

Well, the problem was that he was recently mid jester gooning when a group of foids came up and spiked his cortisol level. Yeah. Yeah. Is ignoring the foids while munting and monging moids more useful than SMV chad fishing in the club? This is where it starts to lose me. I don't know what this means. You've never Chadfish? But someone did take it upon themselves to post a very lengthy translation.

And it's, I mean, I say lengthy. Like, it's a very long tweet. And it breaks it all down. And I'm not going to read all of it because it's too long. Who is the kid from a Florida that said he wanted, he's like, hey, can you tell everybody that I'm the original Asian gooner? The Asian maugger. The Orlando Asian maugger.

The Orlando Asian mauger. That video is so uncomfortable for a couple of different reasons. It's really bad. It's really bad. This clavicular is taking over my timeline right now. It's clavicular and people just bitching about the halftime shows is all I'm seeing on Twitter right now. I've got a tweet sitting in my drafts that I just, I didn't launch. But maybe I will.

Oh, good to know that clavicular refused to let his cortisol spike while getting arrested. Yeah, I have a tweet that says, you're laughing. clavicular has been charged with two felonies for forgery and possession of dangerous drugs in your laugh because he was arrested because i guess this fucker's not even 21 he's underage and he's constantly posting with in bars and clubs and he got arrested and he had coke on him allegedly allegedly but yeah this is not good i i don't know this is uh okay this guys had quite the the the the The rise. Calling it a mong shot instead of a mug shot is pretty funny.

Do you guys know what munting is? That's one that's over dad's head. While originally a grotesque term for shock sites in looks maxing slang, it is sometimes used often ironically to describe an extreme or ugly form of mewing. I think we know what that is, right? It implies focusing intensely on one's face aesthetic. So it's another term for mewing. And viewing, of course, is when tongue posture exercises to improve jawline.

Moids. A moid is a derogatory term for a male humanoid, often used as a counterpoint to a foid, which is a female humanoid. Can I say something about this ASE frat leader's frame? Yeah. It's kind of comical. It is. Like, walking around, like, they'll get me wrong, a guy's a great shape, obviously.

This is what a cartoon looks like when they're trying to, like, beef up their chest. Like, this is, serious, I don't know. It's just, it's funny seeing somebody walk around like that. It's a wild physique. Calling him a frat leader is also just low-key funny. Dude, this, they, these accounts just use AI. It's, they're all, they don't use the right, they're speaking a different language. How about this frat house that has a shuffleboard in the background and all the beer

cases on the walls? That's, you know, the kids are still doing that at least. I did see a report that a number of ASU sorority girls, 15 was the number I saw, had been dropped. I saw that too. Because they were appeared in his kickstream with cocaine. Yeah. Apparently they were seeing some racist shit too.

That's not good. SMV is an acronym for sexual market value. A pseudo psychological metric used in these communities to rank how valuable a person is to the opposite sex. Your sexual market value. I don't even want to know mine. Chad fishing. The combination of Chad. which is the archetypal attractive male and catfishing.

It means creating a fake dating profile using photos of a male model to see how women react or to waste their time. See, I would have got that one wrong. Chadfishing. I thought chicks do Chadfishing when they go to the bar and they're just looking for chads. Yeah. I would have totally used that.

Yeah, but cat fishing makes sense. Chad fishing. So there's somebody out there who Chad fished with your pick. that did happen yeah wow have you heard from them anymore no no no not in years so sorry we just wasted 10 minutes of your time talking about this but it is funny at least now now you know a little bit if you hear kids walking around little teenagers saying this stuff maybe you know a little bit you learn a new language dude i kind of want to hit up out of like my my nephew who's in high school like he's a freshman just to see there's no way god i hope he's not into this i don't think this guy's a good

dude like no like everything i see it's like we we know the company he keeps is very very poor this this what it got you on grape juice boys which is yeah yeah i was on grape juice boys did they tag you on instagram no but they it's all they included the my handle in the in the frame which was i guess somewhat nice of them but i i think i think that i started this this viral trend. The, the, the, the, maybe. You definitely, I mean, gesture maxing was really what got it in on everyone's radar, though. I'm talking about getting frame mock, the frame mock situation.

I was very ground floor on it. Doing shivery, starter of trends. The photo of all like the World War II, like, Armymen reading the newspapers. Did you see that one? Those are the best, dude. The, uh, there was a, there was one that Paul Revere. How do I get my shoulders like that, Dave? No, it's genetics, dude.

You can't. Yeah. I need to take gear, don't I? The trend now is, hang on. I was actually reading about this yesterday. I was texting with Dan about this. Of course. Retrude a tide.

It's like, I think it's like a, it's some kind of thing that's in the bodybuilding community that now like Hollywood's using, per Huberman. But. All right. Well, that's the show, folks. All right.

See you tomorrow. Bye. Bye.