Circling Back - Super Bowls, Nighttime Wood, and Sting Ray Sharks

Episode Date: February 12, 2024

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the watch media hq in austin texas my name is will defries to my left david ruff man sorry freaking tired dude i think they need to just go ahead and make the day after the super bowl holiday right like why don't they do that like everyone's watching it everybody's flipping tired today dude if i'm the mayor of kansas city i'm gonna put like a note on my twitter feed that says like hey you can take the day off signed the mayor of kansas city that'll get you re-elected it's a good take guys i like that like don't you think though yeah yeah i mean everyone you know hanging out sunday night yeah a little bit eating eating bad eating just but it feels so good wings and nugs and you know all this hummus bell peppers dude i filled up on hummus and peppers last night really no i actually didn't have any no that's disappointing yeah

what the fuck dude yeah chili kind of took the wind out of my sails. I'm sorry, man. It's okay. Dylan Chivry. Is chili a soup? I feel like it's in its own category, man. It's too meaty to be a soup. But are there beans in the chili?

Last night's Super Bowl. It's not a broth play, I'll tell you that. Good game. My walking's getting worse over the years. Yeah, well, he's been like, you can't even tell the difference. Now it's like, oh, that's Dylan doing walk-in. Is this why they cut your part from the commercial? Yeah, it's bullshit.

When he was listening to a podcast and it was you talking? It's a podcast. How sad was a guy who's really into soup when he looked on his Google Maps and was like, oh, there's a brothel. I'm going to go check that out. He walked in and it wasn't soup. No's no broth it was broads it was ladies of the night yeah i guess he was pretty disappointed unless he was also horny then he's like a horny snow he's in a good place guys who are super in a soup are never horny if you're in the mood for soup you're

not in the mood to have sex at that moment you're no brian you're in the suit you're in soup mode sex at that moment you're no brian you're in the suit you're in soup mode your erections aren't rivaling an 18 year olds okay fair enough that's a tease it's a look ahead i've never craved soup in my life never you don't like soup what soup's okay not even when you're sick no i'm sick i don't i don't want to eat anything anywho, sign me up for this Twisters movie. Are you kidding me? Glenn Powell? Two Tornadoes? Yeah.

I think I'm in. Why are you burying the lead right now? Glenn Powell in a cowboy hat? Are you fucking kidding? There's a way to preview and tease a segment. You don't have to just start that segment. Oh, my God. Are you kidding?

You can just scroll down the rundown one time. Did you see Erickson Profar signed a one-year contract with my Padres? Those are your Padres now? My Padres. Okay. That's huge. The daddies? That's sick.

Shout out to all my San Diegans out there. That's what's up, dude. That's what's up. One year. Hey, man. A great ballpark, by the way. I saw someone say that only in America can you get a $1 million contract for batting 215.

It's a little hard on my boy, Eurekson. It's good work if you can get it. He's got good defense. Yeah. Who cares? You can flash the glove. Flash the leather. Flash the leather.

Yeah. No. I'm old school, though. By the way, I signed up. I know about the unwritten rules of baseball. They used to play without gloves. I registered to be an assistant coach for my son's little league team really first year in the league i didn't want to sign up for head coach first base

second or third base i know there's not a second base coach just want to be clear about that oh i'm waving everybody i'm doing good coaches there oh yeah can they can they hit the uh catcher they don't allow slides do they i don't know i have to read up i remember i google it all fans slide i'm sending everybody home i don't give a shit yeah don't tear my rotator cuff sending you home dog come on get those runs in come on chili doe come on chili dog get chopping chili doe plays it second chili dog does parks need a baseball nickname yeah let's think let's think of it over the over the next coming weeks okay you can just call pc pc shiv he needs a spanish name yeah but now everyone associates shiv with like you know

succession shiv was my sister's nickname in high school. And I thought it was cool. And because she got it, they didn't call me that either. Or two. So I was a little gel. The word for parks in Spanish is parque. Parque? Okay.

Parquito. Parquito. El terreno is ground, terrain, land. I don't know. I'm just thinking of cool Spanish names. I know he's not Spanish. Hey, Will, whenever the time is right, can I do a little fundraiser update? Just whenever, man.

You tell me. Just give me the sig. Give me the sig, man. What do you do? What am I supposed to do with this? What am I supposed to do with this guy over here? Wow. It's number one on the rundown. The runny.

Hey, Dylan, here. I'm going to yield some time over to you to give a little fundraiser update for the people at home. Thank you. Well, I'm happy to announce we have eclipsed $10,000, folks. So thank you to everyone who has donated. We're doing numbers now. We're officially in second, third gear of this thing. We're moving along

quite well seattle still just kicking everyone's ass however new york is closing and closing fast the difference was about 800 last time we gave an update i've already made claims about me donating new york myself so now the difference is less than 500 between first and second place new york is just nipping at the at the heels here got it new york i'm from there what if what if two cities decide to band together and combine their their totals hey i don't think we go somewhere that's in between them i don't think we're going to madison wisconsin they're in last place oh wow glaring uh indictment on kj kj should drop the bag on it jaybo should drop the bag the it j boat should drop the bag the j bag some nice person's donated 200 and said no city just want to support that's vibes dude that's vibes anyway again we have until

february 29th to get your donations in again it's all going to saint jude children's research hospital if we can get this thing to 20k i'll be very happy i'm gonna be happy regardless or dylan irregardless we'll get the 20k but we gotta get this baby to 20 i feel good about it you do i do is there a donation coming uh from the chivalry from the chivalry household we'll see about it oh yeah what city you donating to um if you would have asked me day one i would have said madison wisconsin but it seems like it's a lost cause at this point unless they really up their shit. You're pretty stoked on going to that college town. Yeah, just go up there.

What's going on there? I've heard so many great things about that town. What's the best house there? Triton. Not Fiji. That's what Jared was. Oh, dude. Dude, why are you taking shots at Jared?

Damn. Good thing your mic's up. Sorry, J-Bone. Dude, if I would have heard this roast back in 2008. Oh, man. Anyway, it's moving along. There's a link in the description of this episode. If you would like to go donate yourself.

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Go sign up for two additional episodes a week, or just one if you just want to get $5 in there. Our newsletter. A lot of people really happy with what's going on on the newsletter front, I'll be honest. I've seen a lot of booty chatter about Dylan's column being, I think it's the kids say, LOL or laugh out loud. Funny.

People were saying goaded. I don't want to say that. It was funny. It's on the Mount Rushmore right now of Watch Weekly columns. I'll say that. You outshined me this week for sure. Well, that's not hard to do. Old Gene, though.

Old Gene. Old Jeffrey Gene. Why do I gene though old gene old jeffrey gene why do i talk about old gene like i'm bill clinton he was a hound dog just like me that's good well yeah prologue that's what we call prologue i'm prologue i support that that's your that's your campaign stand yeah big big fan of the loggers out there and the bloggers uh yeah not a lot of crossover there i love logging sorry do you that's it i don't know it's make america glitz again they're saying i'm i just listen to the people and they are shouting from the rooftops no one's saying that it. That it might be Gliz 24 season. No.

Who's your running mate? You have to announce. Yeah, you need to announce, dude. The thing of it is, I'm not actually- You should do an emergency press conference. I'm not actually running. That's the thing. I'm also not a hot dog.

Somebody in the Reddit called you El Gagadente. That's not nice. I don't really understand. That's not his name. That's just not his name. That's not nice at all. I'm the one who choked on a hot dog famously in 2010. Were you eating it in an office setting out of your sleeve i was eating it in my apartment very drunk after going to bricktown oklahoma city were you with anyone to help

no brett wasn't with me brett wasn't with me no it was me i'm not necessarily straight i had to it was that serious yeah i just it was i just got lodged and i immediately and it shot i'm not kidding about shot out about six to eight feet no kidding so you're the glitz guy what are you talking why is it me oh man i wish it was you you know those he's keeping his enemies closer you know those little white and in like did you watch scarface what sorry you know no i haven't watched Scarface. It was white and green. Like mints you get. Like lime flavored mints you get.

Like restaurants will hand them out, you know. I choked on one of those one time after leaving an Italian restaurant. It was a serious situation. Oh, did the staff, did they all come out like, oh my God. The Glees, we can't ever have them die here. That's exactly how it sounded, yeah. Oh. I was in the parking lot when I started to choke,

so they were unaware of my family. I was young. I was like 13. Oh, mama mia. I choked on something when I was like four. The most ironic thing ever. A lifesaver. Oh!

How about that, man? Dude, it's the juxtaposition there. I'm going to do the opposite of what I'm supposed to do. It's a juxtaply for sure. Inside each man, there are two wolves. Okay. Think about it. Inside each man there are two wolves. Okay. Think about it. Inside that life-saving tube. Yeah, what you choke on, bitch?

I don't think I've choked on anything notable. Whenever I eat artificially flavored green apple candy, I think there's something in that flavoring that I might be allergic to and my throat begins to swell up a little bit. I've always thought that if you were going to kill someone, you could choke them with a giant ice cube because the evidence just goes away.

Damn, you're savage. I know, dude. I know. Will's like the cerebral hitman. Yeah. He's your favorite hitman's favorite hitman. They call me a cerebral killer. They call him the ice man.

He's just ice. The weapon doesn't go away it turns to water you know yeah but like then it evaporates and then what do you like you're in court and you're like well how do i kill him bro yeah you can't fingerprint it yeah you can't put that in a bag damn the perfect weapon it's a very effective way of killing right every time i see an ice go i'm like who can i kill with killing right every time i see an icicle i'm like who can i kill with this right now i always think that too man i'm always looking around yeah don't don't be around me that's the problem though will will can't take jobs down south there's no icicles he's only an up north hitman damn he's nice like that you can't make ice in the south it just doesn't occur naturally outside.

It's different. It's the water. Okay. It's a sodium play. Okay. Fair enough. It's time. To recap this weekend in fun,

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I hit five out of the eight legs, so I was almost there. Oh, man. It was so sick. Didn't win. Anyway. Did you break your TV? Yeah. Fuck.

Yeah, then I threw everybody out of my house. Oh, no. Yeah, it was terrible threw everybody out of my house. Oh, no. Yeah, it was terrible. Anyway, big parks weekend, man. I had parks Friday, Saturday night. Which ones did you go to? Second weekend in a row I've done that, dude. Parking.

I'm unhinged. That's good, dude. I'm unhinged. Weather was shit, man, on Saturdays. We didn't do a whole lot. We wanted to go play some baseball, ride some bikes. Wasn't in the cards for us. Dude, what a dreary Saturday. Just all-time shit oh

my god how about those storms we got some ice cream though you know your boy had to put that car in the garage to make sure that hail didn't touch it we got parks to amy's ice cream he just got vanilla ice cream with no toppings like what are you doing i was actually thinking about this dave uh our guy on on instagram that we've been loving who just makes fun of like dumb things that people do but they think they'll get applauded for i was thinking about like vanilla ice cream the other day that's a good one like dude that guy's actually he's funny all the scenarios he chooses are perfect they're perfect but when like when someone says like oh no my favorite's vanilla

it's like oh this guy's got taste the black coffee the black coffee one was was phenomenal he wore uh he wore shorts and was cold outside he's like no i just don't get cold man that guy's great he's the most wholesome fun content on twitter or on instagram right now i love that guy i want to shout him out but i can't remember his ass you can never remember his ad dude oh uh at ka oh it's cameron edwards with a k on instagram worth the follow funny dude also hot okay he's relaxed oh you've been in the horny Oh, it's Cameron Edwards with a K on Instagram. Worth a follow. Funny dude. Also hot. Okay.

He's hot. Oh, you've been in the horny chair a lot lately. Is he not a hot dude? He's a good looking feller. I think so too. Clearly. It's a personality play for me. I'm attracted to energies.

Okay. That's me doing Love Island UK. Once Super Bowl, last night ate some chili at a bud's house so describe the chili okay it had uh ground beef and pork ground pork and beans in it ranch style beans i put sour cream and cheese in it did you make this chili no my friend did oh okay yeah who's your friend um michael classic michael maybe he was the michael maybe he's the guy you were tweeting about last night dave but lights ultimate tailgater dude that'd be if you if you watched

the super bowl with bud lights ultimate tailgater and didn't invite dave over that would be devastating yeah that'd be that'd be grounds for a friendship breakup. I don't think that guy wants me over at his place. Like, oh, this is the guy that's been making fun of me for the past 10 years. Can we talk fixings real quick? We talking shredded cheese. Shredded cheese and sour cream.

Okay. Cornbread. Okay. Dope. Okay. So good. And that's it, man. Chiefs won.

And that's it. That was mys won. And that's it. That's it. That was my weekend. I got a really good sleep in last night, so I feel good about that. Are you utilizing a sleep mask? No. I don't use a sleep mask. Are you taking over-the-counter sleep medications?

I didn't take anything last night. I just slept well. Oh, okay. OTC? Over-the-counter. No. It took me way too long in life to realize that OTC meant Over-the-counter. No. It took me way too long in life to realize that OTC meant over-the-counter. For Dylan, it means something else.

What? That sounds like a cool weekend, dude. What is he – what? I don't know what he's putting together here. Randy, I'll look it up on Urban Dictionary. No, no, no. I don't think it is. It's just something that – it's just an an acronym there's no point in us sitting here are you thinking utc

no no ugc bro because there's a oh is there okay i'm seeing uh over the clothes that's what you're referring to. I don't know. I was going to let the user play. Oh, weird. Dave went the horny route. Submit your best OTC references below in the comment section. It's like the end of The Sopranos. It's like up to your interpretation.

I yield my time to you, Dave. So Dylan gets shot in the head in a diner? We don't know that. He did. He got shot in a diner we don't know that he did he got shot i don't know he might have got shot open to interpretation no because the subject creator of the show came out and said that that's what happened and it's like you're not supposed to do that that's bullshit the whole point of the whole point of leaving it open is so that you never do that you freak shaking my damn head man there's a more vulgar one if you want you will i can tell you want it with the glimmer in your eye randy it better not be you little per well no xenophobic it's in regards to escort services it's uh oral to

completion oh there we go okay okay for what you get for i guess there okay that's such a like matter of fact way of talk okay i'm a scientist and i came up with that reference that's how ai would describe it that's that's the future liberals want we gotta get back on track here oh yeah dave what'd you do this weekend playboy i didn't do much are you doing walking are you doing i don't i'm doing a little bit of the same it's a blend it's a mixed it's a juxtaposition play it's a juxto it's combo platter it's a triple dipper of impressions you guys watch that putin interview i watch the i watch the memes was tucker zinning during it had oh i hope i need to know if

he like what he had in i don't i don't particularly care for tucker carlson but his facial expressions are goaded they're so good who's watching this what did i do uh i think friday night was a yellowstone night around my household caught up almost through season five after season five i'll have to go back and watch season one of course i famously not watched it gotta catch to catch up. You know what? You're right. There's a lot I don't know about. Like, I just learned that there was another son who died season one. I didn't know that.

They failed to really – I don't know if he died season one, but they didn't mention him again until, like, season four. It's weird how bodies just keep dropping, man. Let's talk about it Wednesday. I want to talk – give me – I want, like, like eight minutes on a lot of bodies on that land david my land god fucking cosner's so horny so much death in the ranching industry i just didn't know that why is he such a fucking all right anyway why don't they make like a western style like drop in like video game for the boys? Red Dead.

Yeah, but like the boys dropping in in Red Dead. You mean like a Battle Royale type thing? Yeah. That would be sick. That would be sick. I want to be surprised. And you're just in like Yellowstone. The guns are a little bit lacking.

With like a lever action rifle. Single shots. Yeah. That would be sick, dog. Dude, I know what lever action rifles are bro i totally know you know you've seen it i'm a big gun guy you're dope so saturday we had the threat of um some severe weather not just the threat it hit but um we had a nice little storm to wake up to we had a little bit of hail at my house

small brief but hail nonetheless first hail i've seen here i got some when i was driving We had a nice little storm to wake up to. We had a little bit of hail at my house. Small, brief, but hail nonetheless. First hail I've seen here. I got some when I was driving. Really? Just little tiny guys for a brief second, but it was definitely not just rain. Sunday morning. So I'm in the market for a new vehicle.

And I was test driving one. The dealers let me um hold on to and um a lotus i was not expecting you to show up with suicide doors well i had you know i had to do it i will say the suicide doors are not the easiest for ghost riding the whip yeah but getting your like the stroller in the back it's pretty easy it's really helpful car seats just pop the duna right in there um i had to set an alarm because there was a threat of significant hail. It's always what you want when you're test driving a car. And so I had to look at the radar, look at the forecast, look at my Twitter follows, seeing what they were saying about timing.

So I set an alarm at 3, up just rolled over checked it checked the radar it's still out or you know not even to fredericksburg yet set another one for 415 got up checked it it was past fredericksburg making its way into lano elena said another one for five a smarter man would have just gotten up and moved the vehicle. Well, here's the problem. I don't park my car in my garage. The reason I was setting the alarms, I was going to go take it either to the gas station under the covers or under the overpass right by my house. That's a good move.

And that's a heads-up play. You get my heads-up play of the weekend. It just broke up before it even hit Travis County. So I think Georgetown, Northward, got it. South, maybe San Marcos, out around Luling Way maybe. the weekend it just broke up before it even hit travis county so i think georgetown northward got it south maybe sam marcus out around luling way maybe got some hail he used to hear got it we didn't get any so i was all jacked up yesterday but this guy over here did you get so horny for hail this guy this guy's my true player for real of the week is he the real guy the week what'd he do randy shows up at my place we're supposed to be at noon he got i was like hey we still good for noon he goes 1208 how about how about 12 30 no no no you said 12 30 i said 12 45 and then what

happened and then i said yeah it's gonna be one and why was that because I was very hungover. So Randy comes over. My parents got me a new smoker for Christmas, and it's larger than the Traeger. It's very – it's probably a foot bigger, a foot longer. What do you do with the Traeger? Is it smoky? You're going double barrels? I'll tell you in a sec. Very funny story.

Not that funny. So Randy comes over. It's a two-man job. It's just too heavy and there's too much stuff you have to roll over, put the legs on. Randy and I knocked it out in about 90 minutes. Wow. And that includes us putting the legs on the wrong way at first. Classic hungover guy move.

What a true player. Did you have that moment where you're like, can we just leave it like this and it's fun? I think we knew it wasn't that difficult. Yeah. Step one was legs. And then when we got to step two and it wasn't working, we're like, all right,

we messed up step one. I'll take that out. No. Is it a dip set? Quavo. Quavo Grills is kind of a sick name. No,

I'm looking it up. Oh, you were joking. Yeah, he was doing a rapper joke. Yeah, this is what it pulled up. So. Oh, you were joking. Yeah, he was doing a rapper joke. Yeah, this is what it pulled up. Oh, yeah, that makes sense. That's actually kind of a sick result.

It's Quavo's grill. Daddy got the platinum piece and the platinum grill. You got a platinum grill. Yeah, we need to cover fast. It seems very expensive. Very pricey. Shout out to my pops and my mom. Didn't know they had it like that.

So shout out to Randy. I owe you, what do I owe you? I owe you a significant amount of the first meat smoked. And we got to go, where are we going? We're going to get barbecue, Korean barbecue. To K-Pot. K-Pot. The newest, hottest Korean barbecue in South Austin.

It sounds lit. Apparently it's good i believe it it's the newest hottest barbecue in south austin that's pretty sad uh from there we uh we went to uh noted new york times best-selling authors uh super bowl uh family party and um got bring brought both the kids over which was fun times roads just kind of wasn't really into the game he just was kind of i'm gonna go play with the toys or ross's kids toys fine so i missed i missed a significant part of the intro i did see the national anthem in the flyover which is which was sick even though it was a dome reba had it like that she was all right we'll talk about it can we talk posty after this and then real quick yes uh i saw a new york times which was sick, even though it was a dome. Reba had it like that. She was all right. We'll talk about it.

Can we talk posty after this? And then real quick, yes. I saw a New York Times bestselling author. Or no, he's not a bestselling author. Retail therapy. He'll be a bestselling author too. Bestselling podcaster. Barrett Dudley was there.

Wow. And he's not drinking. I don't know if he's talked about this on retail therapy, but he's- Oh yeah, he has. He looks great. Is it shreddy wedding season? I don't even think he's doing it i don't know if he's talking about this on retail therapy but he's oh yeah he has he's he's he looks great is this shreddy wedding season i don't even think he's doing it for shreddy he just wants he says it's a skin play and i'm like dude you already have dynamite i want to be like barrett you're fine the dude is pristine you're i love it i love it so he was he was there it was great to see him whatever Whatever. Terrible timing to not drink. Super Bowl? Ooh, wee. You idiot. Yeah.

He was drinking a non-alcoholic IPA. Okay. Which, good for him. And then from there. It's a palette play. Went home, watched True Detective, the episode that dropped Friday. So, good day. Great episode.

Are you recommending this to people? or is this something you're just keeping up with? Are you just waiting to see one episode left? Right. This was the penultimate. You're right. And it, it lived up to the penultimate.

Okay. Aura. Okay. Yes, it is. It's good. I'm not going to say it's great. I don't even know if I would recommend it to you.

Cause I know you've been out on the last couple of seasons. You know, you brought on a sleep grind. So like lately, but I am recommend it to you because I know you've been out on the last couple seasons. You know you've been on a sleep grind during TV shows lately. But I am enjoying it as a true detective fan. So that's it. So, Willie, I'll yield to you. Welcome to Will's Pub Review. I went to Murray's Tavern.

Are you guys familiar with this new spot in Austin, Texas? It's hot. You told me that last week on the cut. Very intrigued. Hot hot spot it's on the east side uh kind of not really along with all these other restaurants kind of off the beaten path a little bit uh walk in i see a bunch of high tops see a bunch of uh low tables christopher walk-in let's see a packed bar as well i have to say good spot good spot what is the is it like a modern style pub or does it have like the feel of like an old it has a feel of a redone pub so it needs a few layers

of dirt on it before you can really feel like it's like old timey not a place you think to go hammer guinness no but it's a good place to do, but it's a good place to do it. Okay. It's a good place to do it, my friend. I thought it was going to be a little more high-end and upscale based on the photos that I've seen online of a lot of things. Very approachable. You know what? I love to hear that.

I don't need everything to be upscale these days. No, no, you're good. You're good, my friend. I want a place that welcomes scumbags like me in there. They pour a good Guinness. It's in their own glass. Take that or leave it. Time out.

In Murray's Pub's glasses? Yes. So not the Guinness glass. Correct. Yeah, correct. It's a similar style glass, but I'm just saying. Put it out there. Can you put your finger in the foam?

You can put your finger in the foam. And you can also pour it down your pants. I didn't do it because I didn't know if they'd kick me out, but I, you are able to do it. The fish and chips, I did not order it because the person next to me ordered it. It's a large filet of fish over a giant thing of French fries. The filet of fish is like Drake size. It's a big fish, yo. About an eight ounce filet.

And so I didn't do that. And instead I went with the cheeseburger comes with goop on it it's called goop it's got some caramelized onions within that goop oh i like it's kind of like a caramelized onion spread of sorts you know i like that delightful burger very good burger very good guinness very happy with the experience. Obviously, I had to wake up after drinking those Guinness the next morning and watch the Scotland rugby match. You guys watch the Six Nations, right?

We're a rugby podcast. The rugby boys are out in full force. As one, we say over in Scotland. Right. We got just hosed. I know you guys are probably going to talk about it in too much dip at length, but it's just ridiculous what the referees did to the Scottish team. That was totally a try. I don't know what everyone's trying to say right now.

Just crazy. Totally agree. I think even France believed it, if I'm being honest. Did the Scots lift up their kilts and flash the other team? They did. They did. The only way that I could get away from that heartbreak was just by simply going to Matzel Rancho with noted former producer Micah. Sally shot Micah and his boo-boo a text

about 3.45 and said, how fast can you guys make it to Matt's? He said, give us an hour. We'll be there. Went and got some grilled old-fashioned tacos. Have to say, it's the closest I've ever been to ordering poncho-style nachos, Dylan. I almost did it.

I almost did it. They're going to treat you right. I'd already had so many chips at that point that I wasn't sure that I wanted to eat more chips. So I went with the grilled old-fashioned tacos. It was nachos, man. It's going to happen though. Dave did it.

It was a good order. Super Bowl, nothing crazy. Just sat at home, ordered some pizza from Favorite Pizza. Had a little za action, a little Caesar salad action. Fell asleep during overtime. Woke up during the final drive, though. Worked out just the way it needed to. Got a little night-night.

That's it. That's it. My place was kind of boring for the Super Bowl. No one was really doing much. Everyone was kind of acting like nerds. I had a couple beers, but people were kind of considering it a Squarespace. Okay. Which is pretty funny

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Super Bowl. I take it you guys watched the game last night. Yes, did watch the game. It was a super game. Close game. Overtime. Hand up. yes did watch the game it was a super game close game overtime hand up i'm beginning to admit this i didn't know that the overtime rules were completely different in the playoffs anyone else anyone else dave also was not aware of how they would go with a how the double overtime would be factored in meaning like it's just basically, they explain this. You just keep playing.

Just like a quarter. It's a quarter inning. Yeah. But I didn't even think about that until like that last minute. I was like, wait. Tony Romo had to mansplain it to America. Can I say something about Romo? If I was sleeping, can someone just mansplain real quick

what the actual rules are? Pretend like it's a whole new game per the ref. So each team gets a chance to score. Traditionally, like in the regular season, if you score a touchdown in first possession, game's over, you win. Other team gets a chance to match that in the new format. Only thing that ends it right away is a defensive touchdown.

Yeah. Yeah, I didn't know that either. Yeah. They just keep playing until someone bests the other team basically i don't know it's interesting so romo when romo is not trying to be funny and he is not predicting plays but he is breaking down a play like oh this is what made the wide receiver jump right there because he was getting pressed he was getting faked by the cornerback that he's great yeah and he doesn't deliver it well a lot of the time because he's just not a wordsmith he's not a clean um orator

but he's great it's just the it's just like the back and forth with jim that's it's tough i love i like him i appreciate it i i i thought he was okay last night greg olsen does a better job of like explaining things that you know the casual observer would not understand he does a great job romo does that too but he does add the jim okay adds all that see i'm not a casual like you guys so i like guys that do more high level stuff. I like to watch like games like this on like ESPN 6 where I'm watching like the tactical cams and stuff like that. Oh, yeah. I forgot you did that.

Got to go back and watch the All 22. Yeah. Dude, I'm such a big fan of the All 22. Different from the All Blacks. Right. right yeah i get it that everyone's a big fan of in this room right now because we're rugby guys reba are you excited for twisters twisters so friday night we twister happened to be on tv and i was like oh let's watch the last 30 minutes of twister so we did and i'm guessing they're putting it on and lead up to like the hype that's coming from this because i forgot that they were doing this and i absolutely was unaware that glenn powell was involved i'd

heard rumors of a twister too i didn't know that our buddy glenn was behind it now i'm all in so this i've never seen the first twister should i see this should i see it before seeing the second twister are you for real? For real, dog. An excellent movie. My parents wouldn't let me watch it because I was scared of thunderstorms. Oh.

Then it was just one of those movies that no one was chilling re-watching Twister. It's gas. Okay. I'm a big Helen Hunt guy. Okay. I don't think she's in the next one. Is she in the first one?

Oh, yeah. Yes, yes. Helen Hunt, underrated. Underrated. She's good in Castaway. She's good in everything she's ever been in. As good as it gets? Jack Nicholson?

Are you kidding me? Whatever, man. The coolest thing that OU's ever had as far as somebody rocking their gear, like outside of the program, is Philip Seymour Hoffman and twister rocking the ou hat oh yeah yeah it's a pretty dope vintage hat rest in peace he was an excellent actor i miss him passed away tragically he did as you know bill paxton dead as well is he i didn't realize that bill paxton dead as well no huh i'll look it up did not know well that's a damn shame look that up

player anyway 2017 yeah i do kind of remember that happening people were saying that we're gonna need to find a new guy to play president in every movie he's a regal looking guy shout out bill paxton and his family okay yeah shout Yeah. Shout out to his family for sure. Shout out his family, Dylan. Shout out to Bill Paxton's family. Glenn's about to set it off for cowboy hats. Glenn and a cowboy hat's a problem. Glenn and anything's a problem. Cowboy hat Glenn.

Unreal. He's too hot to have a cowboy hat. I'm glad we're like ground floor cowboy hat guys. We're actual real cowpokes. We snuck in, man. We get out there. we've done our time but glenn's about to set it off oh buddy i'm not mad about him being in this at all swains is not in this though from what i understand that's okay oh man just need

to be in everything glenn powell's done too much heat for one movie Oh, man. It doesn't need to be in everything Glenn Powell's in. It doesn't need too much heat for one movie. Did you guys see Martha Stewart's Instagram last night? No. She put up an Instagram at halftime. It said, made it on the Jumbotron second quarter.

SF10, KC0. Good for some, bad for some. And then I fell into a situation that might be good for some and bad for some, where someone quote tweeted this with the caption kind of poking fun at it, and it went viral. And the only person that's liked the photo is me. So I'm just looking mega horny for our girl Martha Stewart right now. Did this go viral because you liked it? Like, are you at that point where you're going viral because you liked a pic?

No, it was going viral because of her good caption. But if Martha Stewart's putting something on the TL, especially something like that. She was looking great last night in Las Vegas. You don't surprise anybody. You're horny for Martha. I think she's my hall pass right now. I get it, man. I think she is. I do. If I ever find myself in a scenario with Martha

Stewart, I'm going to have to spit a little bit of game. You sent a text to the wife first, hey, I'm with Martha, like, hall pass or nah? question she'd get i think she would understand yeah she's been listening to a lot of zach bryan lately so i think i need to start reading the uh writing on the wall my friend oh shit yeah sad boy country is that proportional is that a proportional uh hall pass are you saying zach bryan her being her hall does it have to be proportional i'm just asking the rules

yeah no rules just right that doesn't apply here it kind of i don't know randy you had some volkswagen takes yeah what about it people were very quick to hop on the volkswagen ad last night yeah i think it was very intentional that they started their history of Volkswagen in 1949 and starting in America. After the war. Yes. Yeah.

Considering, for people that don't know, it originated in the Third Reich in an attempt to create an affordable car for the German people. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It used both Jewish and non-Jewish forced labor, primarily from Eastern Europe.

Sure. The company operated four concentration camps. Not a great history. No. How does it not get brought up in a room like, hey, so we're going to do a timeline of our company history. Where should we begin it? And do you think people will notice?

I don't think anyone's going to notice. Didn't slip one by Randy over here. If you search the phrase Volkswagen shortly after the ad, pretty much every single tweet was just like, ah, we just glossed it over or something. Skip four a little bit, huh? Just don't do a timeline. Do any other ad.

Just spend the money on a celebrity. They make a dope car. I've heard the Atlas is really great and family friendly. It is. It is. They're a luxurious vehicle. It's a fine vehicle, David. I don i don't think current volkswagen owners need to worry about getting canceled for driving volkswagen i think they've the company was like revived by

like the british industry like stuff and and the company has come out multiple times like saying like yeah we're aware of our past don't look into disney or also don't look into uh bear b-a-y-e-e-r a pharmaceutical brand the bear i won't but yeah that's an interesting take to do who had history of volkswagen also complicit in nazi germany bear so just saying if you had to rank rate maybe the halftime show on a scale of 1 to 10, what are you giving it? 6.5. Really? That low?

What the fuck? That low? 6.5. I'm not saying it needs to be like a 10 or anything, but I was going to put it at a solid 8.2. I was going to say 8.5. I always liked Usher. I never loved Usher. Yeah.

I don't know. I realized even though I will bop along when Usher's playing and I respect the game, I never got like obsessed with Usher. I never had Usher CDs and stuff like that. And so like it wasn't something I listened to often alone. Bringing out Luda and Lil Jon was the best part of the show. I don't know. Don't sleep on Jermaine Dupri, dude. He was fine.

He was fine. The people I was with and I know people on Twitter had the same thing. Everybody thought it was CeeLo. I'm very happy with myself that I immediately knew it was Jermaine Dupri. fine he was fine the people i was with and i know people on twitter had the same thing everybody thought it was c-low i i i'm very happy with myself that i immediately knew it was jermaine dupree we were like what song is this gonna be i always got a lot of amusement out of jermaine dupree for some reason he was just kind of like funny to me he was just always there yeah and like i kind of liked the idea of being a hype guy i never respected him like i respected other producers but money ain't a thing that's true money i respected other producers but money ain't a thing

that's true money ain't a thing day money ain't a thing was a good one it was a really good one a really good one uh i thought it was i thought it was incredible really yeah i thought usher was phenomenal i think i was comparing it to the one of two years ago who it brought out like all like the the 90s like snoop dogg snoop dogg oh yeah yeah that was a really good that actually that was a really that was by far my favorite one i've ever seen i like that just because the artist but like as far as the actual presentation i mean they fucking roller skated that was cool okay that was put up to a set extremely well done also like the they had the marching bands out there on the field you brought out alicia keys now i'm mad about that did you have the same feeling when they came out on roller skates that you had when marching bands out there on the field. You brought out Alicia Keys. Now I'm mad about that.

Did you have the same feeling when they came out on roller skates that you had when they came out on bikes at the Heirs Tour? Yes. Like someone's falling off this stage immediately? Well, it's all I thought about. The Heirs Tour, when they came out on bikes, I was like, dude, stop doing this. He was changing outfits in the blink of an eye. I don't know how they pulled that off. Very impressive.

Yeah. Maybe they slowed down time. Yeah, I don't know, Will. Okay. Maybe. I guess you didn how they pulled that off. Very impressive. Yeah. Maybe they slowed down time. Yeah, I don't know, Will. Okay. Maybe. I guess you didn't think of that one. I didn't consider that possibility. I was kind of hoping he would put on blades just to mix it up.

Yeah. Maybe hit like a, I don't know, a soul grind or something. Maybe go hit a misty flip off the stage. Sure. All in play. Not a big deal. Dylan, are you going full JJ Watt hair? Randy.

Oh, yes, yes, yes. What's he doing? Pretty sure. He had a funny tweet about it. Yeah, he did. Yeah. He did have a good tweet. He went wild with the hair, man.

I mean, here's the thing. If he was on Laguna Beach, good haircut. Are those tips frosted? He kind of looks like Trey from Laguna beach good haircut are those tips frosted he kind of looks like trey from laguna beach this is this is this is what dudes were wearing in my era of going to like prom and like the usher era this is ryan cabrera-esque did he know what he was doing when he went out there i don't know like he just didn't need he didn't need to do this i don't it's not like the worst haircut ever but like to debut something like this at the super bowl is me. Yeah. It's like debuting the first time you took a sip or chugged a glass of wine or something, but it's debuting something ridiculous at the Superbowl,

a good move because you can just like know that it's going to go crazy and you're going to get pubbed for it. Maybe like your name is going to be a thing. You knew that it would be a conversation. Yeah. He looks like he's in some 41. Yeah. really does yeah it's a it's a wild move to debut this like while you're on the commentator crew just don't if can i do this haircut and get out of my punishments please do i've already put out i've already put out the offer of a mullet is this his natural hair color i need an answer here did he i think it probably is he got he's got some some light hair on his beard and stuff natural highlights i think it might just be like the the light the harsh studio lighting maybe he put some sun in and went out and sat with sun that could be it or maybe he put some

lime squeeze some lime and his hair had an allergic reaction uh yeah that could be it too dave are you just mad about the halftime show because if posty's in the building he should be down there doing it okay i got can i first ask what you guys thought of posty's america the beautiful performance it was it was fun it was good like i don't know i didn't i to be honest i watched it but i was not watching it maybe it's the it's the the love i have for posty speaking here but i thought it was fucking awesome it was so good i'm probably not giving it the fair credit it was awesome i thought i thought it was good he's i knew it was gonna be good like because

he's very talented he's able to do uh multiple styles should they have chosen vegas entertainers to do some stuff here they They're all too old. Get Wayne Newton out there, dude. Adele's got a residency there. Can't we get Adele out there? I know she's British. Blue Man Group? No, it's an American event. If Blue Man Group did an interpretive

dance of America the Beautiful, you'd watch that. Siegfried and Roy? One of them's dead. I know that tiger got him he didn't that roy or sigfried i don't know which one got attacked by the tiger so i'll get up it's probably gonna be on your twitter feed later yeah no kidding gore no kidding full gore that was too bad man which one dude don't tell us like you hang out with tigers that long something's gonna something's gonna pop off yeah a tiger's gonna tiger eventually yeah dude those tigers be

tigering posty was so good it was fine it was rude come on man okay i gotta give a shout out t brof on twitter randy pulled the video i want to just say one thing so didn't realize that d carter ralph was going to the game of post okay so i clicked this i'm like what what could this possibly be it's a video here shout out jack from twitter so i get it the dude to post these uh so it's like okay so this guy in a black black hoodie and a red and white cap go back, and I get this guy looks kind of like me. That is you.

That's you, dude. How'd you get back so fast? Yeah. Why didn't you wear your Dallas hat like Posty did? Interesting fit choice there, dude, with the full suit, man. You hold your beer with drip. Yeah. Why do you hold your beer like that, dog?

So much riz in that beer hold. He's like, no, I don't need all four figures. I'm going too slanted. Dude, looking over the top of his half sunglasses. Look at this guy. Is Bud Light doing a 25-ounce can? What's going on here? Oh, yeah. Shout out to the bush that I bought this weekend. I forgot to include that in my weekend and fun. You ever just want to go to a gas station and buy just a giant-ass beer? A 25-ounce can?

Yup. You got to get that one more ounce dude i got one single extra ounce do you see after the guy i think it was post game when uh i don't even know where they were but britney mahomes took posty's jacket off his cowboy's jacket and put a chief's jacket on him he goes all right i'll do it for one song and that's it and then i'll take it back off you see that no but that is a sick jacket that's a sick jacket but i okay that's it and then i'll take it back off you see that no but that is a sick jacket that's a sick jacket but i okay that's fine i'll do anything britney holmes wants me to do okay what if she wants you to not join her at the vip section of the club before uh

super bowl part her denying her denying him access to the v VIP section just made her even better to me. I think because so many people hate her, I'm just going to go full tilt the other way. This guy is Dave. He's Dave, dude. He's you. It was a great pull by that guy. You're the Bud Light genie. This guy looks like he should talk like an arms dealer.

I'm going to start holding my drinks like that. I don't think this guy's got it in him. I don't think this guy's ever sold a weapon of war. I don't know, man. He's done some shady shit. I do love Post Malone. You don't wear sunglasses like that in public without pulling off some shady shit behind the scenes. It's true.

Deal closers on me. Not taking the sunglasses off, but just putting them that low on the nose while you're vibing out is so sick. That's swag. So sick. That is swag. This guy's stash is more full. This is what i would look like with your mustache this is so you're saying this is you in disguise well you keep yours short

man it might it might do that if you let it grow out i don't know if i wanted to do that i think you might want to know that dude that's like that's that's conversation piece mustache i don't really want a conversation piece mustache okay that's like novelty this is uh real life okay that you're walking around stash yeah yeah you're walking around stash maybe maybe for the meetup i'll grow it thicker wherever we go depending on where we go yeah if it's cold you should leave your mustache alone and shave everything else for the meetup please No, I can't compete with that. Look at that fucking thing. That thing is unreal. It's big.

It's big. It's voluminous. Shout out to at underscore Tommy Brohama on Twitter. It's a good app. It's a good poll. It's a good app. Can we talk about our friend Brian Johnson on Twitter? Yeah.

You guys know Brian Johnson. He's optimizing his body. He wants to reverse the effects of aging on himself. He's dedicated his life to it. He's a billionaire. Well, last night, or yesterday morning, I'm sorry, he tweeted. He gave us an update on his process. You ready for this update?

He reports, my nighttime erections are now better than the average 18-year-old. Still unsure as to how they're tracking 18-year-old erections. I don't like that that's his litmus or like his marker, right? It just feels weird to keep talking about 18-year-old boners. Yeah, why don't you just say like 22-year-old? Like don't make it a teenage age. Say just a young man. Early 20s.

A young man's boner. There you go. Well, I know you guys are wondering. He reports that last night he was hard for 179 minutes. age say just uh it's a young man early 20s young man a young man's boner there you go well i know i know you guys are wondering he reports that last night he was hard for 179 minutes here's the data he said uh nighttime erections are a biomarker for cardiovascular physiological and sexual health that's true so last night uh that that night uh his first erection episode he says uh was for 20 minutes in an 89 erection quality all right what's was for 20 minutes. He had an 89% erection quality. All right, what's the-

Have you guys been rating your erections lately? What's the quality? Just how much blood's in that little thing? These are while he's asleep? Yeah, this is while he's sleeping. How does he know? He tracks it. We'll get to that in a minute.

Yeah, time out. You may want to get your checkbook out. During his fourth erection episode, his fourth erection episode, he was rocked up for about 106 minutes with a quality of 91%. You're not rocked up like that? I'm not. You think the rest of his body is jealous that all the blood is flowing to the boner? Look at that, dude. Look at these.

His spleen is like, please give me some blood. Dude, look at his tumescence, Dave, in millimeters. That's crazy tumescence game. Are you guys measuring your erections in millimeters to see how they stack up versus previous erections? I don't think you are. He's using a sensor called Adam. Shout out to cool Adam.

Okay. This is hard Adam. You track your fitness. You track your daily steps. You track your calories. hard adam you track your fitness you track your daily steps you track your calories you can even track your credit score um wait a minute but now you can track the thing that for some of us matters the most boys your manhood but due to overwhelming a man their early access program is now closed i don't want to track my my penis and my credit score in the same application no they're just saying you can track all those things, so why not track your junk? Thank you.

I was going to say, that is a very versatile app. I'm sure you could figure out a way. There's a device pictured here. No, Dylan. Where does that go? Dylan, Dylan, Dylan. You don't sleep with this around your piece, do you? So young, so naive.

Do you? Um, I think you do it seems a little uh uncomfortable to sheath your your junk in the middle of the night a plastic it's like a little lug nut that's what it looks like man you just kind of spin it down there looks like half of a uh uh beer can when you were a little kid didn't they used to take your temperature by putting your finger in something and then it puffed up like a little plastic thing? Am I making that up or was that something else?

That's how you take your pulse. It's like that thing, but I think for your... But to sleep with this on your piece feels uncomfortable. You already have your cowboy hat on. This is kind of just like a little cowboy hat for your piece. I guess that's fair.

It's not a little cowboy hat for your piece. It could be. It could be. It doesn't just sit atop the... I'll shaft, no cattle. Hold up, let him cook. I'm not cooking. No, you're kind of cooking, cowboy.

You're cooking a little bit. You get the skillet out. Who was like, hey, name this thing Adam? I think it makes sense. First man. Biblical in a sense. Oh, here we go. Old Testament Randy over here.

Tell us why we're pieces of shit. Nice pull, Randy. I mean, I guess, yeah. Yeah. They need to make this sheath a little more pleasing. I don't know. Wait, so that thing okay why is he rating this against 18 year olds like now i can't get stop thinking about that he's obsessed

with being young i'm gonna look into the camera and say something right now brian johnson we talk about you quite a bit you're in the news quite often you've done remarkable things you gotta show us your piece brother show us show us what you're working with fucking around man yep you're gonna talk about it be about it back see it facts drop it on only fans get paid get the bag do something man but you gotta shit or get off the pot facts 23 hours ago he tweeted chief erection officer in parentheses ceo i didn't know that was a title well did that mean you recently asking for a reorg and within watch media so you could have that title can i be the cso chief stiffy officer oh okay okay it's just a slightly more juvenile i

get it yeah i don't think he he will show us his piece anytime soon, but based on his Twitter, he shows off his fit bot a lot. It's just crazy to have your entire brand be like, dude, my piece game is crazy. I agree. No one's doing this, and just to not put the piece out there. You're right. Put the piece out there.

Is there a Mrs. Brian Johnson? I don't think so. I'm sorry, Will. I am so sorry. That there a Mrs. Brian Johnson? I don't think so. I'm sorry, Will. I am so sorry. That was a great segue. FitBod. Yeah, sorry.

What's up? Oh, you want to talk about FitBod? Yeah, let's talk about FitBod. We can talk about FitBod. We can talk about our friends over at FitBod. You talking about the essential workout that you really need? Yeah, it's FitBod. It's a fitness app that creates your completely personalized workouts that adapt as you improve.

So whether you're a seasoned gym goer, you're just starting your fitness journey, FitBod will push to make you progress. It's like having your own personal trainer, but better. It's cheaper and you can work out anywhere with or without equipment. And it's easy to build a custom fitness plan that works for you. It even keeps your muscles guessing. It's not going to work.

It's not going to work out same muscle groups every single day and exhaust them. No, it's going to let you recover while also working out other parts of your body. Look at Dylan. It's shreddy season. Oh, get out of here, man. Come on. Come on.

Keep going. Keep going. I don't know. You're pretty in shape. You use FitBot. I'm impressed. I do. Thank you.

It's great. Customizes your workouts, like you said, for your workout environment and your goals and the equipment that you have to use. Pretty fantastic. They've got over 1,000 demonstration videos. They bring the best practices and exercise science to you. It's fine-tuned by experienced, certified personal trainers. And like Dylan said, it tracks your muscle recovery.

It adapts as you improve. It just creates a personalized workout routine that won't wear you out. Add FitBod to your workout essentials. Join FitBod today to get a personalized workout plan get 25% off your subscription or try the app for free at fit bod dot me slash steam that's fit bod dot me slash steam the other major event this weekend the waste management open dylan who won i have no idea well who won like dan Snyder some shit Dan Snyder didn't win what's his name who's this what's this guy's name like Adam Harper it's not that some known name who won Nick Taylor see I mean I had the vibe I had the vibe okay once I once I saw once I saw Charlie

Hoffman just falling down the rankings I was was out. You're a big Hoff guy. I wanted it to be the ultimate brand activation of having him win the waste management while wearing waste management gear. How did our man Zeej do, Dave? He had a tough go of it. He had a tough one. Things weren't going well for Zeej. And I want to say to the cowards in the gallery that were trying to make a name for themselves by just going in Zeej, a two-time major winner. They got under his skin a bit. He's got a green jacket.

Yes, he does. Why don't you guys just leave Zach alone? He's just out there trying to hit that old I've never seen a motion like that from our mans. He was heated. He hit him with a sir. Don't sir me. Don't sir me. Dude. That guy's got kids. You could tell the way that he delivered that yeah that reprimanding he was hot man here's the thing dude billy horser got hot too

i'm a little worried the waste management opens just flying a little too close to the sun not just not just because of zege but just in general's the problem. If you are going to make this event like your known party lead into the Super Bowl, not a major, obviously, but a marquee event. A major party. We want to go to, or we've in the past wanted to go to. I don't want to go anymore. I don't want to go right now. Obby was there?

Like who? Our friend Obby was there. Intern Obby was there? Was he wearing chubbies? Yeah. Sick. No, he was actually just shopping for them during the uh dude i can't get service i'm trying to get these fucking freedoms to load this is exactly what happens this is what happens this is like the time like not saying this happened to anybody but like let's say uh i don't know bride and groom have a wedding and they have an open bar and then the bride gets mad because some of the groomsmen like drop their pants and are

smoking cigarettes on the dance floor like this is what you get you had an open bar so you can't get mad that they drop their pants and are smoking cigarettes and uh i don't know dropping glasses and blacking out and hypotheticallyetically. Yelling at the band. You can't get mad about that. Yeah. I thought the Billy Horschel episode, I don't even know who it was that was hitting. I think it was our guy who just won the US Open. A lefty.

Was it a lefty? Mike Weir. I don't think it was Mike Weir. No, it wasn't Mike Weir. That dude was straight up talking in that guy's backswing. Yeah, it's annoying. That's bad. That's bad. That's annoying. Chirping is obviously much more acceptable when no one is approaching the ball.

Yeah, but honestly, I think the PGA just needs to stop being so soft. The live guys are just fine with EDM music playing distantly in the background at all times. They do just fine with it. Because they know it doesn't matter. No one's watching. No one cares. No one cares who fit like who won the last live event does anybody even know is there gonna be is there gonna be someone that

does a live event like barefoot just because they just don't give a fuck they're like this is lush as hell out here i'm doing this do those guys even still have like sponsors or they've all backed out because they just all have the bag already let's see who wasn't it was aren't they like not allowed to wear they're they all wear like their gear from like their team which is fine but i think some of them have like club sponsors obviously but like i don't know if it's like totally necessary at this point especially because these sponsors are probably like no one's seeing your shit so it doesn't really matter to us dj won the live golf invitational in vegas obviously dude i'm surprised i'm surprised he won that being in vegas and of professional golf, in my opinion,

is almost unwatchable at this point. I can't stand it. The leaderboards, I don't recognize a single name anymore on the PGA Tour. It just stinks, man. That's because you don't watch. The fields are so watered down. It's true. Why?

Is it like really hot on the course? You know what I'm saying. Why are they playing on fields and not courses? Dude, what if they played in like a stadium? You know what I'm saying, man. I just think, like, if you're going to stop selling alcohol, like, this is, you need to apologize. You need to apologize to everybody because you over-served everybody. Imagine being out there just wanting to have one single beer.

And you go up at the end of the day and you're like, know what it's officially happy hour it's five o'clock somewhere you say to yourself i'll take one mickelob ultra please one mickey bang bang they say i'm sorry tad and his friends ruined it for everybody by blacking out on the 16th hole and jumping down and getting into one of the bunkers making a snow angel it's not fun for anybody like what like it's just so annoying yeah me and taylor we just sat over there on 15 and just watched people like fall down the and a snow angel. It's not fun for anybody. It's just so annoying. Yeah, me and Taylor, we just sat over there on 15 and just watched people fall down the hill.

They were just walking and they slipped. That's so sick. This one dude broke his ankle. This one chick hit her head. Zyre Golf is leaning into the drunk guy walks away from Waste Management Open.

Those are the best videos. And he just falls down because he's just so drunk. Dude, Zyre was cooking this weekend yeah they they did what i needed which was just isolate the best videos and volume shoot them and i'm happy that they exist zire is they're okay in my book i don't know what i don't want to go to this event unless we can like taylor swift around the course i would need to be dropped in by a drone to my seat at the 16th i'm not getting in that line of people i don't want to deal with it it's too much it's too many people that are hammered around me at this point i'm too old for this shit

yeah golf is almost like a a side reason why you go to these things yeah can you just walk like holes like 1 through 15 and have the best tournament going experience ever because everyone's just like sitting at 16 getting a blasted maybe like they might be the best tournament to go to if you're not going to 16 just watch some actual golf yeah if you live out there and it's like oh yeah my dad and i would want to just go catch some golf like he's a big we're both into golf love it grew up playing it with my pops we're gonna go out and watch some we're gonna sit on like 16 or not even no not 16 we're gonna sit on like five and And you go out there with like your elderly father and it's just a bunch of dudes in like full chubbies outfits.

Just fucking, dude's an RG. Yeah. Just fucking projectile vomiting, choking on hot dogs. You got Zeej in his back, some dude's hitting, America! It's like, stop, stop it. Oh my God. Sir, don't sir me.

Don't sir me. Do not. Don't sir Zeej. Don't sir Zee. Do not. Don't sir Zeej. Don't sir Zeej, dude. Don't sir Zeej. Another shirt idea. Don't sir Zeej. Don't sir Zeej.

All right. Sir me. Nice to read that. Don't sir me. That's a respectful way to address. You don't want to get yelled at by Zeej. That's tough. It's tough.

No, no, no. If you get yelled at by like, I don't know, something like Horschel, Horschel I can see just yelling at people. Zeej, you got to push it. He runs hot like Horschel, Horschel I can see just yelling at people. Zeech, you got to push him. He runs hot. Horschel runs hot. Yeah. Yeah.

That's Florida. Yeah, people from Florida run hot. So his body temperature is just naturally higher because he lived in a tropical state. He's got that SEC thing, which by the way, Dylan, brother. Get ready, brother. Y'all are in trouble.

Get ready, brother. You don't even know what's waiting for you. Oh, you think somebody did that to Jordan, and he was like, get him out. Get him out of here. Wait, really? No. That would be so bad. Did you just horns down him?

Did you horns down him? Get him out. You're gone, brother. Have fun in the jail cell, buddy. How's that feel, Dave? What are you doing? Michael Jackson dance. Doing paws down, bitch.

Fucking Baylor. Look like you're doing something else yeah looks like you're honking some honks is that your honking phase are you doing honks right now dude i'm not honking any honks you're honking honks right now don't honk any honks don't love calling everybody the horny one but he's over here honking you're just doing mid-podcast honks dude it's mad horny honks for the fellas get out of here you know we have a sizable lady audience and you're over here just honking can we talk about a little animal story before we uh depart today yeah you want some mind-blowing shit to blow your mind right now we got man so there's stingray okay is that a lab wait a minute what a. What? A lab stingray?

It's a lab stingray, dude. It's kind of fucking scary. It's in Hendersonville in Charlotte, North Carolina at the Aquarium and Shark Lab. Sounds like a pretty sick place to be. This is a great place to get a job out of college. Yeah, if you can work at a shark lab. Like, hey, what do you do for a living? I work at a fucking shark lab.

What do you do? I don't care because I work at a shark lab. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, if I could put on my Hinge profile scientist flood well they've got a stingray there right now in captivity obviously it's a shark lab so i could be swimming in the wild um and it's pregnant congratulations everyone's excited but what if i told you there's no father or they don't know the father, Moripovich. You are not. Okay, sorry, keep going. Well, there's a shark that's been

in touch, you could say, with this stingray. And because there's no father to this stingray that's pregnant, they're starting to wonder does shark bone this stingray? That's like cross-species. Let him cook.

Do you not know about the rare process called parthenogenesis? I've heard of it. Parthenogenesis. What do you think it is? It's conception without a male. Like a classic when eggs develop on their own without fertilization and they create a clone of the mother. That's what you're thinking.

That's the future liberals want. Is it? Well, in mid-July 2023, they moved two one-year-old spot bamboo male sharks into that tank and there was nothing they could find definitively about their maturation rate. So they did not think it would be an issue. But yeah, now this thing's pregnant and there's some concern.

How sick would it be if we had a shark stingray? Can you even fathom what that would be like? No. Yeah, I can't actually. Is this possible scientifically? Is this possible? I don't know. I don't think it is.

I don't know. But I have no clue. I actually saw this in a vision when I was doing ketamine. Really? Uh-huh. I got stuck in a Reddit thread the other day about what it's like to do ketamine. Pretty interesting stuff. They're presenting it as if it's an actual possibility here.

It'd be kind of sick. Would it be vicious? How would this change your life? Would it be poisonous? I don't know, man. I'll be honest. I saw a stingray in the water one time, and I didn't swim the rest of that vacation. Because of Steve Irwin?

Are you sure it wasn't a manta ray? No. No, but when I see something of that size swimming around me when I'm just trying to have a nice little leisurely swim, it doesn't instill a lot of confidence. Got to ask a question. Were you wearing a bathing suit,

or is this another you're fully nude situation? No, no. I can report that I was in fact clothed when I saw the maybe manta ray, maybe stingray, maybe nothing. Could have just been a shadow. Could have been a cloud. But I did like Sally's grandparents have a place in Sanibel Island in Florida. You've been to it, David.

Oh, yeah. And there's an account where the guy is doing shark fishing from the shore there. And when I started looking at this after one of our vacations there, I started to realize that it was very close to the beach that we normally would go to. And I was like, oh, well, I'm never swimming here again. This guy's hauling out giant-ass sharks at a rapid clip. I can't justifiably go in there. Look, the ocean's a scary place, man. I don't want to be chum.

Nah. Shout out Chumlee. So they're not going to know what this thing looks like until it's actually born. Yeah. Or multiple pups, they're called. They're called pups? That's what the article says. They already have names for a species that's never been invented.

Whoa. Didn't even think about that. There's no way this is a shark stingray hybrid what does the stinger look like you think it's like a drake size stinger like kind of flopping around come on man same size as the fish and chips at murray's tavern i don't know if i like the one single filet. I bet it's good. I just, I like the, like what Randy ordered at Kelly's and ate the entire fucking thing.

That was impressive. It was really impressive. It looked really good. Hey, before we get out of here, can I give a shout out since we didn't record yesterday? Yesterday was International Women, our Day of Women and Girls in Science. Shout out to Barack Obama for bringing this to the timeline. Not enough men are doing this. You got to do your part. We got Barack Obama here to actually talk about it.

We celebrate women in STEM. All the women in STEM know that. They've known this for a long time. And as Barack said, let's help little girls everywhere pursue careers in science, technology, engineering, and math. Our world is better with their ideas and perspectives. I agree with Barack Obama. Totally agree. Cosign.

Dave? Facts. What do you think his favorite Girl Scout cookie is? Dude. Adventure Fools. I bet he likes tagalongs. Is that the one with coconut? I don't know.

Somebody threw in a box of tagalongs is that the one with coconut i don't know somebody threw in some a box of tagalongs into roads no that was a birthday party gift that's a flex i thought it was a great i was like oh okay how many have you eaten all of them because they're the best one more than i'd like to admit what do you like about tagalongs dave well we get let's get out of here for me it's stop drake the juxtaposition what's wrong with you between the crunchy vanilla and the chocolate coating. Facts.

And the tag along? I thought that had peanut butter in the middle. Let him cook. And then you hit him with the PB. It has vanilla? You see those teeth marks in it? Are you kidding? The cookie itself, I believe, is vanilla.

Come on, dude. Keep up. I definitely didn't have to pull up a tag along definition. Because I was totally familiar with what it was all on it. Wait, you're telling him to keep up? Maybe he should just tag along. Do we get to the bottom of Obama's favorite? I can see him liking the coconut ones.

He's got a place in Hawaii and stuff. You guys fell out of a coconut tree. I don't get the ref wasn't that a thing on twitter all weekend people wasn't what did what did kamala say yes i don't know um i think this is one of these situations where my algorithm just started shooting me in and i couldn't get out we don't need to go down this road okay we'll do that after the show any closing thoughts dylan man just a good start to a even better week of content randy did you have closing thoughts oh i just i just looked it up you do wear the atom sensor on the base of your penis before bed so it's like a it's a ring like device it says i'm not doing that don't want to put on a cock

ring before you get some night nights? No. I get it. What if it's tracking the real-time analytics of your cock? I just prefer to be comfortable in bed. I don't care all that much about my nighttime bonus. It's a whoop for your cock. Yeah.

Essentially what it is. Yes. Yeah. Exactly right. It's a hammer whoop. It's a hammer whoop. So can you... Never mind.

Can you just put the whoop on there? If I have a whoop, feasibly. That sensor's working. After what happened to Dave, I'm not... Yeah, yeah. Tell him out. Well, let's explain. I don't want people to think I wrapped the whoop around my...

Yeah, Dave didn't put... He didn't whoop his stuff. Okay. Okay. Don't whoop your piece. I mean can whoop there's my piece all right Outro Music