Circling Back - Surfing Otters & Thicc Cruise Ships

Episode Date: July 12, 2023

The otters in Santa Cruz are having an orca-like revolt against the surf community, this cruise ship is both thicc and anxiety-inducing, Lincoln Riley stays taking Ls on #GrillTwitter, an awkward dinner party featured in The New York Times, This Weekend in Fun, and more. Enjoy a free two-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (15:10) This Otter Can’t Stop Boardjacking (31:54) This Cruise Ship Is Thicc (47:50) Lincoln Riley is Cooking Again (53:52) Awkward Dinner Party (1:05:10) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Miller High Life: www.millerhighlife.com/washed Birddogs: www.birddogs.com (CIRCLING at checkout for a free tumbler) Mugsy: www.mugsy.com (STEAM for 10% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin texas my name is will defries to my left david tab god roth tab gods had a pretty interesting 12 hours um we lost power last night made about 9 p.m due to a transformer being blown really which movie which one damn i didn't even i didn't know they were x-rated movies pretty hot i didn't know it was NC-17, dude. I went out there on my phone. I'm fucking aggressive. There's got to be a video like that out there. Oh, dude.

I think I know the guy to show us. So, it was potentially. The Shia LaBeouf there? There's bad times to lose power, like mainly the heat of the day in central Texas. Ooh. Yeah. But I will say to lose power from nine through it said, they sent us a text that it'll be back on by 1130.

I try to go to bed at about 1030 at the latest. And you know, even though you can turn the lights off and prepare for it, I didn't want to fall asleep and then have the power jolt back on and then hear the AC throw on or whatever else, like whatever device. So it was just really awkward. Anyway, we got power back. We're good there.

V-cell is the only issue yesterday, right, for you? At the house, at the home front? Didn't you have something else? Yeah. Oh, I thought there was something I completely forgot about. No no i was setting you up to carry on with the rest of your story oh oh oh dylan just threw you an oop and you just you just you just tried to windmill it and went off the back of the rim you watched it go out of the balls at half court right now we're all looking up like shit i didn't really watch it go out of the hit the third row i didn't really

want to talk about that. Okay. So now it's just awkward. So no, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No, this morning, I think this is what much cooler. I don't want to eat into Dylan's intro too much. No, that's fine. I got nothing.

So just take all of it. I had to, we had somebody, a lawn person coming by today and I was cleaning up the backyard hoop this morning and I was cleaning up the backyard poop this morning and, uh, I was on the side of the house and I saw something. I thought it was a hummingbird and it kind of flew toward me. And I was like, what the fuck is that?

Randy, if you may, was it a sugar glider? No, it was a cicada killer wasp and they are fucking mean looking like they are much thicker like their abdomens much thicker and they are bigger they almost look like little hummingbirds damn but they're just posted up on the side of my house where my trash cans are shorty thick i i was very terrified uh looked into it a little bit more they're not

aggressive to humans and actually their sting is somehow not that bad they said it's like a little bumblebee but still dude like this thing this thing was a is a killer man damn it is an alpha looking wasp did not know about the cicada killer that's what it's like what's its actual name that's what that's i'm sure its actual name that's what that's i'm sure there's a killer yeah i guess randy's familiar that goes hard as hell imagine having your entire identity you just based around what you eat man yeah we don't even know if they eat them they just kill them we'd have minimized they'd be calling you el clizadente but to have ass to have killer in your name is pretty sick killer whale and cicada killer

the only thing i can take off how do they not have like a how do they not have like a a different name for this yeah um well well you could i mean you could call it specious specious which is the yeah i don't think so like cicadas are sitting there like what the what like like stay away from us yeah like dog like why you're kind of normalizing murdering us so uh i do like that this article from our friends at the uh texas a&m uh etymology uh institute i thought you might say edamame yeah edamame which is good fantastic treat dude shout out to to say edamame. Yeah, edamame. Which is good. Fantastic treat. Dude, shout out to all the edamames in STEM.

It says, since males cannot sting, there really is no danger. So don't worry if it's just a male. And I have to ask, how am I going to fucking know? Probably coloring. I'm not going to look at that little wasp dick. Weren't y'all talking about getting some honey on your stinger this weekend? Yeah. Do waspsinger this weekend? Yeah. Do wasps have dicks?

Yeah. Are you sure? No. Do insects have dicks? In vaginas and stuff? You know the praying mantis has one. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Yeah. I don't know that. Dude, they obviously, the male wasp obviously has a- Little tiny wasp penis yeah the inset version of a penis what's it look like they're kind of bald yeah way hard to say yeah probably hard to say circumcised or nah i call her my bumblebee because she's just eating my honeycomb okay really i don't know what that means.

All right. There's something there. Anyway, this thing's just living. I guess I got to burn my house down now. Did you do the thing where you started swatting it away, but then you realized that your neighbors could be watching you, so you tried to play it off all cool? These are sick.

I absolutely ran toward the street and was like, oh, my neighbors are out. How big is it? Do this. Tell me when to stop. Talking about the cicada killer or something else? Dude, I'm like, oh, my neighbors are out. How big is it? Do this. Tell me when to stop. Talk about the cicada killer or something else? Dude, I'm like, it is almost two inches long. Shorty mad thick.

Damn. That's what scared me. Because I was like, you know when something flies by, you can feel, you can not only hear it, but you can kind of feel the flap of the wing? Oh, dude. It just buzzed me. And I was like, oh, that's not normal.

A few days ago, I was picking up Park Steve's going to camp at Lifetime, which is a great camp, by the way. There were some birds in a tree, and they were not happy with your boy. I don't know what was going on. Birds sometimes just get pissed off at people, and they swoop down and try to peck at their shit. You see that movie, Birds? These birds were swooping down and coming from my head.

Oh, maybe they heard about your little human versus every animal ever take. I wasn't scared for my life, but they were coming at me. And I was warning other people, like, hey, just so y'all know, these birds are mad angry right now. Okay, I'm a person, I'm a stranger walking into Lifetime. And you're experiencing this and you're gonna tell me. I'm like, hey, how you doing?

I told one young lady. She was walking toward the danger zone. That's what you call it. I said, Hey, just so you know, there are birds in that tree who are very angry and they tried to swoop down and peck at me. She goes, Oh, thank you for telling me. And she rerouted and took a different way to her vehicle. She was leaving. You did a good service. I did. I potentially saved that young lady from getting pecked with a beak. Do you tape off the danger zone so that future patrons of the gym wouldn't get pecked? Weirdly, I left my caution tape at home, Will.

I didn't have it in my pocket. You down made me. Maybe they were trying to dap you up because you're one of them all hunting and pecking ass. They weren't being friendly. That's rude. They weren't trying to dap you up? That's so rude. What? Birds don't dap up people because they hunt and pecking they weren't they weren't being friendly that's rude they weren't trying to dap you up that's so rude what birds don't dap up people because they hunt yo who can who can type fast who's got more words per minute a cardinal downtown or dylan you're shut up i just like the idea of dylan telling people uh watch out for the danger zone yeah

i didn't call it ma'am ma'am please do not enter the danger zone are you hitting on me because it's a weird way the birds are pecking our heads off over here she was kind of cute tbh yo but our conversation stopped at birds i didn't damn it didn't go beyond that yeah yeah usually when i go out i'm trying to have conversation with birds too yeah yeah i like she a bad little bird she's cute man that's all i'm saying i only like fratty birds frat frat pretty funny game frat frat looking back on it yeah anyway i hopefully the birds have chilled out by now or moved to a different tree i don't know that's just a sneaky way of dylan letting us know that he lifted yesterday yeah i'm on my i'm on my lift shit yeah we get it i heard that

like you've had like mad thick dudes asking you to spot for them like this is true of all of all the beef they could pick in that gym to help them like to ensure their safety on the the bench i haven't heard this story oh really yeah well did you unfollow dylan on twitter again you follow me on twitter i really i didn't see it i'm sorry it's not much of a story but i've been getting a lot of requests for spots lately on the bench press and like they're picking me which is an honor because you don't pick like you don't pick some shrimpy yes i do because i've been i've been asked and i've been very very like not often but like i was like really they they know, they gave a once over and they said, this guy right here will make sure he can lift this off of me

if I need him to. I was like, you know, I'll do it because I'm a good guy and also very strong. That's why I stopped going to the gym, dude. I couldn't go in public anymore because I just had so many dudes coming up being like, yo, I need you to spot me, player. You got annoying. Yeah.

I had this signature move where like if if the bar fell on them i would lean over like a really long way and i would grab it and then i would give them like a little peck on the forehead and then i'd bring it up that was your signature move yeah no wonder they all asked you to do it i would love that it's so sensual do you maintain eye contact as they're doing the lift yeah yeah you have to dude yeah you have to do you talk to them they're like you know they're not struggling struggling but you know you're like come on good lift good say come on bitch get this last one good rep come on bitch boy and come on come on lock it out lock it ah that's a good one that's a good bit actually that'd be can we do a video where we're in the gym secretly taping and dylan is just being really inappropriate spot guy oh is it too much weight oh your pecs giving up you're gonna

question if you can't handle it you can't believe your tricep broke your clavicle oh your clavicles in two oh no is the ball crushing your chest? Even if you weren't such a little bitch. Thanks, man. Good spot. Thank you, sir. Yeah, dude. Thank you. You really helped me out there.

Oh, are you dying? I got my mug that has a hat today. It's just an unnecessary tidbit. Well, actually, I don't know. It seems pretty necessary. Yeah, I like taking off a top of my mug every time I want to take a sip. It keeps the heat trapped. A little top, a little coffee.

Keeps it warmer. You dumb bitch. It's time for Will's five-star review of the week. You guys ready for this? I have two this week. So obnoxious. I have two this week. You guys ready for this? I have two this week. So obnoxious. I have two this week. Not you.

Yeah. One is from Patty Slice. Patty Slice? Patty Slice. Okay. I actually mentioned this one on yesterday's episode. It says that if you listen

at 1.75x speed, Will sounds exactly like Ben Shapiro. We did have reports coming from our listeners yesterday that the podcast is actually good sped up. Really?

Yeah, so maybe try that. That's big. You can binge us faster if you just speed it all up to 1.75, maybe even 2x. Dude, I just binge drink. But we have Noted Backer. I don't know how they got this. This username, Noted Backer.

It says it's giving five stars. Shouts to the boys for keeping me entertained on dog walks and drives since 2019 special shouts to randy what for bringing dicky into the world heart hands emoji man randy's getting that love what is that a do you know it thing yeah okay think you know it all think about the dick you know it all's out there my guy okay randy good good on you man dylan's blocked that out as have i yeah dylan gets to produce the next episode of do you know it a game show podcast because he finished in last place i can already tell you that's gonna be an unhinged episode it's gonna be a better product because it's like actually like three guys who compete with each other no it's gonna kill me it's gonna kill me because as bad i like. No. It's going to kill me. It's going to kill me because as bad –

You're scared of Brett. I want to win four in a row, but more than anything in the world, I want to beat Brett because I can already tell that when Brett is producing, he's looking at all of us during Do You Know It thinking I would win this every single time. I feel like he's going to be a formidable opponent. I think he's going to be pretty strong.

We should probably get an all-star game, and it's Barrett, in theory, Brett, and Will. I think he waxes you guys on the general trivia section. I think he looks a lot of stuff up, and then he's like, yeah, for sure. He has the benefit of not having to answer before the answer is revealed. He doesn't have any pressure.

So he can just nod like, yeah, I knew that. I knew that for sure, dude. I knew that for sure. One thing I know for sure. you're like oh yeah i knew that i knew that for sure dude i knew that for sure one thing i know for sure don't do any geography he'll he'll brick that he's in the back seat being like oh you should have gotten the other lane like well you're not fucking driving yeah let's just stop why do you look so smug right now what why do you look so smug i don't i actually look a little mug right now a little mugsy okay yeah you guys familiar with these guys they make the most comfortable jeans, chinos, shorts, joggers ever. Of course I'm familiar with them.

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weekend to look forward to i'm glad glad to be here thanks for having me guys dylan can you explain to me what boardjacking is? Yeah, it's when you steal a board, obviously. When Shorty's out of town? Like a surfboard or a snowboard or charcuterie board. Why'd you say it weird? Charcuterie board? That was better. How'd I say it the first time?

I don't know. It just didn't sound like you normally say it. I didn't know if you normally say it i didn't know if you're trying to get away with something you're the guy who puts weird emphases on syllables oh man that's why you're everybody's favorite dave you do shit like that really pretty low bar yeah what's up with these what uh what's up with the board jacking man dave that's something different today yeah oh wow seamless you know what i mean you had to do it to me yeah i had to it's messed up because like there's seemingly kids in the ocean can't be doing this shit

well this is a fun story i've gone on record saying that i think i think my spirit animal skews otter you ever see those videos of people who like they float out like a couple who float down on board and they'll have sex like no you've never seen those videos no definitely never seen these videos definitely never seen these videos someone from the beach spots them and they zoom in with their phone and you can like you can make out what they're doing they're just out there just going to town on each other live league on a surfboard it's a live league no i've seen i've seen the tl has served and you can make out what they're doing. They're just out there just going to town on each other. Is this on Live League? On a surfboard. Is this on Live League?

No. I've seen it. The TL has served it to me. Yeah, but your TL is mega fucked up. It is. Elon hit you with that NC-17 tag. I wasn't mad about the surfboard sex, but some other stuff, it's like, come on.

He's on that blown transformer grind. Exactly. Yeah, some lady's guts were smeared all over the street in one of the videos man dude i don't we don't know it i told y'all about that one yeah we did i've been ignoring it ever since not a sex video damn it can i talk about these sea otters without thinking about guts all over the fucking pavement it was so disturbing jesus damn so called dylan optimus prime we know that the orcas are just revolting on boats. What if I told you the sea otters are revolting against surfers?

We have a very tense situation unfolding in California right now. Are they attacking the surfers? They're attacking the surfers. Let's fucking go. This says that in Santa Cruz, California. You guys familiar with that? Dude, Santa Cruz, all-time good logo. Yeah.

I saw a car yesterday with Ohio plates and a bunch of Ohio State stickers on the back, and then it had a Santa Cruz sticker on the back. And I wanted to go up. I wanted to park my car, go up to it, and rip off the Santa Cruz sticker and be like, you're a poser. We love Ohio. I'm allowed to appropriate surfers. You're not, sir.

I thought you were going to say you wanted to shake his hand. No. This says that there's a female sea otter who's been accosting wave riders seizing and even damaging their surfboards in the process can you imagine just being on an absolute party wave and fucking just ripping some lips just dude otter snagged my bar fucking otter comes up and just latches on like dude little man what are you doing why are they having seizures though what are you talking about dude they're not having seizures they're seizing oh man that's really bad dude this says the five-year-old female is well

known for both her bold behavior and her ability to hang 10 that's nectar she's not known for being able to hang 10 i don't know dave there's just no way you've never seen an otter you've never seen an otter catch a party wave and hang their little otter toes off the front of the board my guy i do i do dig the little the videos of like somebody brings their little dog out there with a little doggy life jacket and puts them on the board and they ride in that's always fun that's so sick yeah it's just it looks like that dog's having a time of his life or her life so cool i want to i want to do that although i don't serve we have though i have yeah just don't just don't get caught slipping at uh kanji with your surf shirt because you will be asked about it that's right poser dude i think i might go try to make friends i think i might do a peace offering with this

otter she did everything except call you a poser to your face but it was heavily implied that you're a poser i straight up said i straight up told her no i'm a poser you owned it yeah i owned it i was like no i'm a poser i was like i don't surf when you that's a good way to disarm someone who's coming at you yeah yeah i'm a poser yeah yeah no i'm not opposed to saying that like i think surf culture is really cool i i really enjoy watching surfing i cannot surf and i don't have a deep knowledge of anything surf related so i do watch it i am a poser you watch it on tv i do watch it i do i enjoy i truly do enjoy watching surfing i think it's a very satisfying sport to watch it's great nighttime television to wind down to i am the single best kelly slater's pro surfer

player on ps2 that i've ever met and that might ever exist yeah but only like 12 people play it that's facts yeah i like i like the idea that maybe will like takes it to heart and like actually goes and gets serious about surfing like he takes like a to California and gets lessons just to go back to Kanji and be like, just drop knowledge. He's all tan. You open the door, but she's not there anymore. Oh, where's Jessica? Oh, she went back to school.

She doesn't work here anymore. His hair is sun bleached. She's all tan and shit. He's like, yeah, guess what? Pose her no more. Oh, I could easily if if wash media sold for like a billion dollars i could easily see myself moving to southern california and just decide to serve you know it's cool that'd be trillion dollars quadrillion dude let's start

with a million first i'm trying to get trace comas in that bank account dog oh dude that's sick i don't know man but money doesn't buy happiness a lot of people don't realize that right um so yeah i think i'm gonna go make a peace offering with this little guy be like you want to come home with me we can watch like we can watch some some surfing videos like from afar but you don't have to like be biting boards and stuff you are the otter of the three of us i know i know you're very otter like i know dude otters are sick man do you know do you know how old otters can live to oh let me guess any guesses boys 24 i'm gonna say 38 oh that's your age you got a birthday coming up yeah dude i remember i told you we're not gonna talk about that on the air when is it it's next friday damn, dude. Are we going to get loose? Dude.

Is Saturday going to be for the boys? Are we going to get loose, Dave? No. You guys want the answer? Maybe. How old they live to? This otter is five years old. Okay.

Otters can live. They typically live to about 16. Okay. You asked a question like it was going to be some wild ass like 85 or something it's way lower than what y'all thought well yeah i overshot because you're like dogs dude we thought like you'd be asking the question because it was some crazy yeah that was lower than i thought i thought it was gonna be like 35 or something that's like that's an old that's like chimpanzee territory i think how old do they live i don't know, alligators, if they're inside of a vacuum, can live forever.

But they can't fit inside of a little vacuum. Dude, chimps, males, 32. Okay. Female, 39. Wow. Hard out there for the males. Human females typically outlive males. Yeah.

Yeah. It's because we're so epic. We send it. If you were a female chimpanzee in captivity like you'd be dying soon damn you ever think you ever think about shit things in a perspective think about that i'll be on my deathbed hey i like the sea otter's name 841 841 yeah dude it's hard dude i, I named my son after a number two. Yeah, seven. Yeah. I got my first ever text the other day from someone that said,

like, hey, had our baby named TBD. I was like, I like that you don't have a name yet. Really? Yeah, yeah. Still don't know what the name is. TBD wouldn't be a good name. How can you not have a name just ready to go? That's wild. We didn't have a female name ready to rip when Fritz was born.

How long would it have taken you to come up with one? I would have wanted to go to bed with a name established. Surely you had some contenders. We also had some pretenders. Okay. Yeah. What names were pretenders?

Because they're seemingly names you came up with. Yeah, dude. Dude, are they a contender or a pretender? That's what I always wondered during college football season. Sally, she's got like a PowerPoint. She's like, all right. Pretenders.

Jameson. And you're like, pretender. Okay. You're just going through it like it's a list of rushes. That's so reckless not to have a name ready yo dude do you have one this time uh no we have we have a more of a feel for a a girl name boy name we got nothing okay yeah yeah i would like to find out what we're having solely so i can you know go in knowing if i need to come up with a different name

yeah that'd be helpful yeah but if i get this otter like i'm gonna have to rename it because i can't just be calling it 841 so like is this otter a female do we what kind of this otter's working this is a solo mission every time apparently they get yeah i guess so yeah yeah this is an unseen behavior but like is she yes do you think this otter's working. This is a solo mission every time. Apparently they get... I guess so, yeah. Yeah. This is an unseen behavior, but like... It's a she, yes. Do you think this otter is on threads, just peeping what these orcas are doing,

and just being like, yo, that's mad tight. She's like, I'm tired of these cellular devices. Tired of these bros surfing in my territory. They got to get out of here. You know what I mean? They're going to rehome this otter when they catch her. What?

Says she's a hazard. That's bullshit. She can't be out there jacking, Dylan.-home this otter when they catch her. What? Says she's a hazard. That's bullshit. She can't be out there jacking, Dylan. Dude, this otter can live in my pool. Let me tell you what, Dave. Humans surfing out in the ocean, we're going into this otter's home. Yeah, but surfing is a harmless sport, man. If the otter comes into my home.

They might take out some coral every once in a while, but you can't blame the surfers, man. I don't like that. They're just living the aquatic dream, dude. It's like going on a safari in Africa and some cheetah crawls up on your shit. You know, we've seen cheetahs that get on your vehicle. Why would I go to Africa just to have a cheetah crawl on my butt? No. It ain't easy being cheesy.

You know how there's some of those that will climb on your car and chill out with you? Yeah, that sounds tight. It's like, hey, man, you got to stop doing that we're gonna put you in the the next uh plane over it's like okay we're in his home you know what i mean yeah i understand your point i'm just they're saying that i don't know i guess she's a danger man she's playing she's jacking boards. Not like the airplane, but like planes, you know? Like where they live? Africa?

Sure. P-L-A-I-N-S? I don't think the people that are confronting this are going to like our segment that we've done on this today. It says, quote, reporting these interactions to the appropriate personnel and not sharing them

on social media where it can be misinterpreted as a fun, positive interaction where that may not be the case is really important. I hear no mention of podcasts. But I know that's hard to do. It gets a lot of likes and attention. But in the long run, it can be detrimental to the animal. I don't know, dude.

I think them rehoming this thing's detrimental the animal i think it's just out here just vibing yeah gotta make new friends i think they should teach this little guy how to surf i think we should all make two become one that's a win-win can you imagine if they just taught this otter to fucking absolutely shred yeah it would be like teen wolf but start to go to comps instead of like it being a human that turned into the otter it would be like teen wolf but it starts when it calms instead of like it being a human that turned into the otter it would just be an otter dude i just but it's still doing a human okay i just find wolf natural so like if the otter got sponsored by like body glove or something like would that otter like low-key have like a little sweatsuit or a little uh you gotta think so a

little wetsuit on i don't think it needs it though because like that's its natural environment it's probably you think if the otter started surfing a lot, it would get hella tan and get some good blonde hair? I don't think so. Again, it's used to being outside in the ocean. Do you think the otter would develop more vocal fry if it started surfing? I don't think they can even talk. You guys didn't think about this.

Maybe they're worried about the otter linking up with other surfing otters and starting a bank robbery ring yep and when you know when they pop in there they put little president's masks on it's all glocked up yeah only to get infiltrated by a fed who likes them but is conflicted and then they jump out of a plane yeah what is he talking and they free fall for like five minutes yeah and then all that what we said is remade like 30 years later really shittily i didn't i didn't watch the remake you could have also done animal house there's an otter in animal house yeah that's a layup dude i went for the i went for the jam he's the overweight pledge yeah otter was overweight i think so i thought

otter was the the oh yeah you're right the handsome guy rush chair what's what's the the pudgy pledge with the little goofy hat what's his name dylan it doesn't matter yeah it doesn't matter there is an otter in that movie yeah but otter was like really frat in that movie yeah he was pretty yeah yeah he was uh andy he's eric stratton dude eric stratton stratton yeah it was based on robert lee otter anderson which brought national land poons opus written by chris miller to the screen yeah i knew that because i'm frat too man this otter's kind of sick though our animal house was we bought a zoo just a remake of animal

house that's good that's silly that's good man i like that oh flounder of course how the f do we miss that flounder oh man a different there are people at their laptops right now just grinding from their kitchen counter just punching air being like how these idiots miss that yeah they have a friend named flounder and they can't even think of the flounder name from fucking we We're big, dumb idiots sometimes. Who played Flounder? I don't know. Some no-name.

There's a no-name. What was Belushi's name? Bluto. Bluto. That's it. That's it. That's it. Dude, I still have a poster of him on my wall.

He's just hammering down that Jack Daniels. I tried that once. Yeah? How'd it go? Not good. I died. You get your stomach pumped? It brought it brought me back but yeah i pumped my stomach twice fuck yeah glad you're here it was tough i missed the entire semester it's a long time yeah well i could have gone back but i just my dad was like just play it low key oh man that That's crazy. I actually have a poster on my wall. But it's Shoenice drinking a bottle of whiskey.

Is Shoenice still around? I don't know how he could be. Unless you just stop chugging full bottles of liquor. Shoenice is what I see in my nightmares. Is that your sleep paralysis demon? My sleep paralysis demon is shoe nice dude he gives me anxiety i worry about that i really worry about it i really worry about you know who i worry about shoe mean

that was so stupid that was so stupid he has the same bit but he just really rude about it he's just more aggressive oh that's really dumb my foot was itchy the other day i thought i had some shoe lice come on dude that's not cool you know i've got the athlete's foot thing fags i don't have that because I'm not an athlete. Right. Got NARP's foot.

Doctor. What does that feel like? Doctor, tell me my diagnosis. Will, I can't lie to you. It's not good. It's atrophy. It's just minimal movement. You have a severe case of NARP's foot. You need to get outside.

Go for a walk. We need you to average more than 500 steps a day. We have accessed your Apple Watch. It's really stupid. But I like it. But can you get me into Club Aqua? Randy, can we get that pick some pics randy fellas oh wow we gotta talk about the icon of the seas pretty bold name is that what they called dylan in high school

um okay yeah okay i see what you're doing a little bit i see what you're doing can go a number of ways you have the letter c you have the c which is inherently wet don't you see what we're doing here yeah i do c cups is little dicky on this cruise yeah it's brody jenner brody jenner's taiga on this because then i'll show up are the chain smokers playing on an island near the cruise but never actually get on the ship that sounds pretty tight how many passengers do you think can be aboard this so you you have some you have some interesting facts yeah just you have numbers. I've got numbers, but they're from a professor of philosophy, evangelical vegan, and an eco-warrior who has 11,000 followers on Twitter.

He's the one who posted this, so let's just say he's accurate. How many passengers do you think? Not counting crew. Passengers, not counting crew. It's hard to even ballpark this. I'm going to say 8,000. Will. Is that crazy?

I know the number, but I have to admit that my first guess before seeing the number was five times what Dylan said. And I'm not accurate. What is it? I thought 40,000. I don't know why. You overshot it? It's way too many people it's just this it's a 6a high school on there too uh my close no well you're not terrible

his was way way high it's uh 5600 10 okay crew i'm assuming thousands of crew members yes 3 000 crew members that's a that's a decent guess 2300 2350 to be exact um but do you want to guess the gross tunage i would love to if i knew what the hell tune is yeah dude i'll totally guess that how much how much tuna is on board yeah so like if we were to what the hell tunage was. Yeah, dude. I'll totally guess that. Is that how much tuna is on board? Yeah. So if we were to guess the gross tunage, what unit of measurement are we going to go with? What the fuck does that mean, David? Hypothetically speaking.

I guess if you guys don't know, it's obviously the nonlinear measure of a ship's overall internal volume. Oh, yeah, dude. Dude, this is all super, super super relevant to things that i know about i don't even know where to begin on answering that question so how about you give me your gross tunage guess i think it's a i think it's a decently what you know the measurement i think it's pretty voluminous i think it's pretty voluminous i'm gonna say like a cubic uh yards like gross tunage what is this lincoln riley again tuna we'll do that in a minute i'm gonna say the gross tunage on this is about 600 000 250 800 you were close that's some gross tune it's the largest cruise ship in the world

by gross tunage i still i still don't know is it tonic the fuck that means tunage might be tonage tonage but we're gonna to go with tonnage. Did you guys see the girl on TikTok who... You know how we always talk about words that we read wrong? Yes. There's a girl on TikTok who saw the word stalemate in middle school when she was reading, and she pronounced it stale mate. Good.

That's good. What was that? What was the bachelor girl? I don't know. No, the blonde. You saw it. Hannah Godwin? She had one. I think she's randy's iphone

background epitome ganaki and yoki epitome is a good one epitome is crazy did we ever figure out if british people just say epitome well that's a guitar let's hear from some of our new uk listeners who surely are tuning in. Epitome. There's a show, a documentary on some streaming platform that it shows you like the inner workings of a cruise ship and I want to watch it really badly. I think it's probably very interesting. All the food that they have to prepare is crazy. You'll only be sick is a Guy Fieri show,

pre-Guy Fieri cancellation, of him just like reworking the restaurants on a big cruise ship. And he's just going around. He's got his shirt unbuttoned. It's like a flaming shirt, of course. Or John Taffer. His hair's all spiked and bleached. Now, give me him.

Imagine how weak the cocktails are on this cruise ship. Why is that? Just because it's all-inclusive. It's heaven for Micah. All-inclusive. Do you guys want to see how they pronounce epitome in Britain? Yeah. Okay, I have a video.

I'm excited. How to say epitome okay oh he's got a stutter i don't know if he's i don't know if he's positive how to say epitome that was that was exciting thank you will there's a lot of suspense there. Can you put it in a sentence? Oh, man. This thing's just asking for it. I watched a video once. I think it was just a YouTube video of a cruise ship, like the kitchen,

and how they prepare thousands upon thousands of meals three times a day. And it's pretty wild. You think they're using high-quality ingredients? See, probably not. You got to cut costs. Fish farm to table. Hey, when we went on that cruise, which was a blast, they can't stop you from ordering two entrees.

They also can't stop you from ordering a glass of water and a steak. Guess what Dan and I did? We got two meals at dinner every freaking night. It was so epic. Fuck yeah, Dan i i haven't been on a cruise in a while but something i do enjoy doing is putting my windows down in cruise i don't think you can put your windows down on these boats no i think they actively stop you from being able to open your windows in your rooms because they don't want you jumping out how many swimming pools

do you think are on this oh uh 13 13 say 27 there's only 7 It's not that fun How many water slides however How many zip lines are on this cruise 6 water slides maybe What about zip lines They don't have those numbers This thing

Is there a rainforest cafe on this Is there a casino There is a cheesecake factory Is there actually Is there a casino on it? There is a Cheesecake Factory. Is there actually? No, I made that up. Is there a casino? Because you know daddy's trying to throw bones on the sea.

No, but, Dylan, the company claims the ship has the tallest waterfall, the tallest water slide, the largest water park, and the first suspended infinity pool of any other ship. I can see the infinity pool right there.

I thought you said there are only seven pools. Only real people in STEM would understand that. Would y'all go on this boat? No. What if it was all paid for? Yes. I'm one for one accepting free offers to go on cruises

Same So I would probably do it But I'm not actively trying to book any cruises On my own credit card right now I just want to It just looks top heavy I just want to see this Which is normally great

Yeah I want to see this Don't tell big content guy Like I want to like watch it Like leave the port You know I'm like oh my god That's a really big boat

You want to say Bon Voyage? Yeah I would like to see how this thing uh stacks up against uh never mind what a tugboat what a tugboat pervert they called dave's freaking pervert they've had this little job i was gonna say an iceberg but everyone knows that the Titanic was actually sunk by humans and not an iceberg. What? They've had this little jumbo that he would take clothes out on and he would call it a tugboat. Get it? Doing a lot here in the show.

I kind of want to go on this boat, but I would probably hate it like day two. It looks very edible. Couldn't you see this being a birthday cake? Dude, everything is cake. Always has been, Dom. Is it cake? Look at all those levels, man. Damn, it's like an Avicii song.

It is, dude. It's too big. That boat's too big. Where's this travel to? Wow. Oh, my God. I've got a fun fact that's going to blow y'all's mind. Port of Miami, Will.

I don't know where it goes. That's where it leads. Welcome to Miami. Here's a fun fact that's going to blow y'all's mind. Okay. Or to Miami, Will. I don't know where it goes. That's where it leads. Welcome to Miami. Here's a fun fact. In December 2021, the floating engine room unit, including the LNG tanks, was towed to Turku in Finland by tug. That's really interesting. Just tugged it the whole way.

Yeah. To Finland. Yeah. That's a lot of edging these things they move too they go fast you'll be in uh freaking the straight of jibraltar i've been saying that too dog straight of jibraltar right and before you know no time you'll go to sleep and you're like, you know, just – you're like by Cuba. And you'll wake up and you're in, you know, straight up Gibraltar.

Why did you say it like that? I don't know. I don't know. Okay. I'm into it. I just – I can't get over the gross tunage. Blow my mind too. Honestly, it's too much tunage.

It's loony tunage, dude. What's your cutoff on tunage blow my mind too honestly it's too much tunage it's loony tunage dude what's your cutoff on tunage me like 199k 40 40 000 tunage like like 15. i thought you were mispronouncing tonnage earlier, as in like weight. I think it is tonnage. Oh. I've just been fucking around. Okay. You said volume. It's T-O-N-N-A-G-E. It's a measurement of weight.

Tonnage isn't as fun as tunage. Okay. This whole time I'm like, what the fuck is this guy talking about? So how much does it weigh? How would you pronounce, if you saw the word, gross T- thick gross t-o-n-n-a-g-e tonnage that sucks i thought you said it was a measure of volume it is i looked it up that's what's confusing with tonnage is weight i don't know i don't get it well randy i i totally i totally know the difference between weight and volume randy what's up the vibe guard over here

volume is like how much space it takes up. I just think ton is a volume of measurement. I don't think tonnage means it's weight. Tonnage sounds hoity-toity, like very English proper. I don't think any of us really know what the hell is going on here. Let's not pretend. Prince Charles, what kind of tonnage do you have on your yacht? Oh, wow.

That's crazy volume, yo. Oh, man. I love tonnage. I'm not sure what you said, sir, but okay. Thank you. He's the king, though, so you just bow to him and walk on. I feel like our naval friends our navy friends that listen to the show are like really angry about the tonnage tunage thing and i

apologize to them because i support you guys that's the thing dude the thing about us is that we support all the armed services no just the navy oh we're a navy pod man dylan has trouble identifying the Navy sometimes. Power rank your branches. Go. It's a colorblind joke that he just made. Olive is number one. Nice.

You know, I sort of just like them all, Dave. Michelle's number two. He's doing people named Branch jokes. And I think Dan's number three. The Davidians. Dan Branch? Is that a Dan Branch reference? Yeah. What. The Davidians. Dan Branch? Is that a Dan Branch reference? Yeah, I do micropolitics in Texas, David.

That's very niche. Yeah, no, we can't stand the Davidians, dude. They did some really messed up shit. Well, they were burned alive. Yeah, they were burned alive. Where'd he go, Will? If Mike is listening to this show. They're kind of burned, dude. They're a different burn.

Mike has got his lighter out because he heard Will make a Dan Branch reference. What were all the koozies that we had when I first started at Grand X? I was too afraid to ask why we had so many koozies from a Bush person. Oh, the nephew, Jeb's son. Didn't he come by the office when he was running for... All I know is that I showed up, and there were way too many Bush koozies in the office. George P. Bush.

George P. Bush. Yeah. Yeah, what's he been up to? He ran for like a... Railroad commissioner. Railroad commissioner or something like that, yeah. Land commissioner. Land.

He kind of looks like Santos. He's kind of testing the water, seeing what kind of looks like Santos kind of kind of testing the water seeing like what kind of weight the or tunage

the Bush name still carried in Texas yeah didn't it didn't really turn out it was it was much

you gotta tip a toe and just see you gotta see yeah you do and then they put Jeb out there what's his daddy

no what's what's his face up to you know you know i'm saying gamble what prescott no not prescott what's that guy's name oh pierce pierce bush he has like a non-profit now yeah it has to do with like the environment and shit he was into wind farms what a dork i believe no he's definitely he's definitely in his do responsible things so I can maybe make a run later in life mode. Yeah, dude.

He's in the opposite of what we are. How many pairs of bird dogs do you think Pierce Bush owns? Okay. I bet it's like at least six. Half a does. Half a does. Half a does, dude. He's doing half a does.

Okay. You guys familiar with these bird dog shorts? Love them. They got these stretch khakis that are designed to fit slimmer through the thigh and the leg, and they give you a sculpted look. Have you guys ever seen a caked up dude wearing a pair of bird dogs with that built-in liner? Oh, my God. Yeah, myself at the gym when I'm fucking hitting legs.

Dude, these things are pretty much the exact same thing as Lululemon, but they fit way better. Like, way better. I can't... Look, the liners in these things... I haven't loved liners from other brands because they're too constricting. They're just not comfortable. They smoosh my stuff down.

These are so perfect. Dude, the Bird Dogs liners get it. They are. They're great. They're more forgiving. They don't feel like they're made for, like legs you know you know your boy over here i need some i need some some wider liners on your dad leg shit yeah yeah these things i don't know if they're just like stretchy as hell or if they like are just actually like bigger but like they they

just fit so much better i love it i love it the versatile too i go i'll go gym sauna swimming pool same pair of shorts the whole time and they're perfect in each environment sometimes i wear them around the house and my my dog rosie who's a springer spaniel it's like the spider-man meme we're just pointing at each other because she's a bird dog you get it oh yeah you get that she goes hunting all the time what if what if the people out there wanted uh i don't know a yeti style tumblr with their order like what if would that would that would bird dogs be able to make this happen yeah so so i think if you go to birddogs.com slash circling under promo code circling you can get a free yeti style tumblr with your order that's big that's birddogs.com slash circling or promo code circling for a free Yeti-style

Tumblr. You won't take these things off, I promise. Damn, if this was 2012, I'd say Opa Yeti-style. I'm sorry. I've been texting J-Bone. I don't want to be here anymore. They like this. The ops hate this.

Okay, I didn't have to ruin the entire show. Are we finished with that read? Of course we are, dude. Okay. I'm just out here vibing. We'll do a make good. That was a good read. Chucked that one up to him.

No, that was an excellent. I didn't know if you... The dismount was... The dismount was like low energy. I didn't know if you the dismount was the dismount was like it was me low energy i didn't know if it was my fault no dude the bird dogs boys like it chill brett's uh brett's little like friday email to everybody email blast like what's going on like an ad size man uh need to redo a bird what happened with the bird dogs read guys i don't know we talked about we crushed that that was pretty good you want to talk about they can't keep up with all the codes that are coming in that just say What happened with the bird dogs read, guys? I don't know. We talked about it. We crushed that. That was pretty good.

You want to talk about... Dude, they can't keep up with all the codes that are coming in that just say circling right now. They're just gasping for air. Hey, our friend Lincoln Riley is at it again. Does Randy have that image? Randy, if you won't mind, do you have the dock? Okay, don't look that up. Because there's an image that you can put up on the screen. If you won't mind, do you have the doc? Okay. Don't look that up. Because there's an image that you can put up on the screen.

Our friend Lincoln Riley, head football coach, USC. Formerly OU. Left him high and dry. Which was cool. Is Venables the guy? And took Caleb Williams with him. Thank you. Get him out of the Big 12.

them thank you get him out of the big 12 so i hate when you do that because i can't see what you're talking about it's just a reaction to the photo like lincoln riley tweeted it's just a fun it's a reaction it's a reaction that i've never seen before on the internet that's that's a terrifying it's arthur taking off his glasses to hopefully see what's going on. He just has no eyes. That's so stupid. Does Arthur – Of course, Lincoln Riley infamously posted a picture of a brisket he once smoked, and it was dry as hell, overcooked to the max, and he got dunked on all over the internet.

I don't think he's been to brisket U. He's not a graduate. He needs to go to brisket U. I can probably get him in. I'll write his letter of rack okay he needs it badly he doesn't get him into a frat he can't do brisket but he did recently um try to redeem himself and by recently yesterday he posted a picture of looks like tuna that he cooked i gotta be honest here i don't know if this is a poorly cooked tuna or not, but people seem to think it looks terrible.

It doesn't have the crust of a tuna that has been properly seared. I've never cooked tuna in this way before. It's phenomenal. You do it right. Right. I've eaten it. I've just never cooked it. Yeah, the sear job,

there's probably a better way of saying that, does not appear to be good. Also, I'm wondering what's up with this knife that they used because it doesn't seem like a very – tuna is very – you don't overcook it, right? You barely – you just sear it, min at each side, maybe two. I don't know. It depends on your preference.

Sure. Should be able to slice right through it. It just looks like it was shredded. The more research I'm doing, the more that I'm thinking that he didn't actually mess up the cook as much as he messed up the slice. It's the slice.

It's the slice. He's doing himself no favors by not having an aesthetic here. There is a very drastic difference between the inside and the outer crust. But this doesn't seem abnormal based on my research right now. It doesn't look appetizing.

Can I say something? I would eat this. I would try it. I would take a small bite. I almost feel like it was a little too hot when he put it on. That's what I'm thinking, too. It seems like it went hot and fast where he needed to go a little cooler and just keep it on for a second and then take it off. But I don't think he's that far from executing what he needed to do.

I just think that the man can't use a knife. It's better than his brisket. Dude, the brisket. I'm glad that whoever tweeted this out put the brisket right beneath it or someone responded with it. The brisket is all-time bad. Yeah, there's a number of issues, and I don't want to talk down to him because I don't think he has the level of education that I do.

But you don't pre-slice the brisket out like that. You slice it as the person wants to eat it because it gets very dry. That's one of several mistakes he made with the brisket. And look, we're just scratching the surface, guys. Yeah, unless you're serving everyone at once, the whole brisket, which no one really does, why would you cut up the whole damn thing?

He literally sliced... That's an underrated criticism. Dude, not everyone is fucking going to brisket you, dude. Like, back off if i asked for like the moist part you'd be like sorry i don't have it's just all dry so what what frat would would you rush at brisket you you put up whole pork vibes they're good dudes they got a great house good alumni have you done have you done a pork shoulder yeah oh yeah they're so easy and so great hey the pork shoulder taco from Taco Deli, phenomenal.

Okay. Noted. I'm going to follow that one up. Hey, man, I'm a pescatarian, dude, so why don't you just back off a little bit with your meat recommendations, dude? No, you're not. You're not doing meat shit. You're infringing on me, dude.

Well, they have a nice bean and cheese you might like. Okay. You need to go to Pesco U and learn how to cook some fish, bitch. Fish University? Groovy. Like the band. Aw, Farmhouse, dude. Will hates fish.

Shout out to Nick and Riley, though. I do think fish fans are kind of dickheads sometimes. Do you hate Panic? No, I really like them. Panic was my starter jam band. What's dickish about them? What do you mean? They just, like, have this...

Not all of them. Are they high and mighty? A little high and mighty, yeah. Yeah. Just stiff. Not all of this... Not all of them. Are they high and mighty? A little high and mighty, yeah. Yeah. Just stiff. Not all of them. Not all of them. Is it because it's like...

I've found that the people that listen to jam bands, out of all of them, fish people somehow have the most attitude. I don't get it. Do they think Dead & Co. is too mainstream? I don't know. I don't know. I don't choose to think of those things in those terms.'s a little deep in the game you just got to enjoy it

man when you start beefing with other jam band fans you're like all right all i want to do is all i want to do is take an early bird and just go listen to bob just fucking shred for like two hours all i want to do is a zoom a zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom yeah yeah that do be facts um i forgot that i put this on the rundown can we talk real quick about this Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom. And a boom, boom. Yeah. Yeah. That do be facts. I forgot that I put this on the rundown. Can we talk real quick about this dinner party? Do you guys like dinner parties?

When's the last dinner party you guys went to? It's been a while? It's been a minute. We don't do sit-down dinner parties these days anymore. Sad. I'd like to do fillets out of the cast iron skillet for the boys. You don't even bring a scumbo, dude. So that's kind of falling on flat ears right now dude iron what what about the dinner party will this was somebody writing into the new york times oh yeah okay would you tell me whether or not after i'm done reading if you'd

like to go to this dinner party said i had an extramarital affair several years ago. Okay. Or for several years. It ended recently, abruptly and unpleasantly. And I blocked all digital and telephonic communication with my ex to ensure that I don't weaken and get involved again. Who says telephonic? Telephonic. People that read the New York, people that write into the New York Times. Okay. Well, was this the guitar player from the church band sorry i'll kill my family i watched that episode last night it's so good i'll kill my family what what sir i'll leave my she wasn't even fazed by it no no dude they rolled off that so quick said the affair was fulfilling sexually and emotionally but it was also taboo.

We are both otherwise happily married and socialized together as couples. Now I'm apprehensive about future encounters. Recently, we all juggled our calendars to attend a small upcoming dinner party at a third couple's home. How should I handle this? I don't want to reach out and ask for a truce. My emotions are still too raw with hurt and anger not far from the surface i don't know how to justify canceling dinner to my spouse but i'm afraid if i go i may lose it can you imagine how palpable

the sexual energy is just flying around this room at this dinner party the whole squad oh my god so this is not a known thing this is just between them two no we just have sexual tension boiling over i mean but it did satisfy this person sexually and emotionally if i'm her not spiritually if i'm her i'm just uh maybe distancing ourselves from this couple for a while instead of allowing this dinner to get planned and juggling your calendar around it. Yeah.

You think it's a her? Did it specify? I don't know why I assumed it was a her. It might be. I don't like the term juggling your calendar. I'm a juggalo spending lots of dough. It'd be cooler if they juggaloed their, or juggaloed their cowlies. They just show up with a bunch of...

Face paint. What's the drink? Faygo. Faygo. Thank you. Why do they drink Faygo so much? I don't really know. I understand why you're coming to me for that subculture information, but I don't have that

intel. You are the, you are the ICP guy. Never had ICP phase. New one guy who thought one of their songs was funny. And it wasn't. The thing about that clown posse is that they're so insane. Those guys,

you can't, they're unpredictable. That's why I really stayed away from them. That's where I drew the line. It's a sketch group of people. Absolute clown show, dude. Remember they beefed with eminem

dude i'm a pescatarian stop bringing it up eminems don't have meat is this did you guys write this stuff this stupid podcast you guys write this stuff that's good what does the meat inside of those eminem people look like is it just chocolate are their legs made of chocolate do Do they have muscles? How do they move? It's Lincoln Riley tuna. Are there organs in there? You know what I mean?

Is it just chocolate? I mean, I knew that people in Oklahoma rolled their joints all wrong, but do people in Southern California cook their tuna steaks all wrong? That's a lot of tunas. Sorry, that's a throwback to him coaching at Oklahoma. He did. Yeah, he did. Famously coached KJ for a time at Tech, I believe.

He's a hell of an offensive mind. Defense, though. I think he called KJ the P word. Prince? I might be speaking out of turn, but he called him a word. You're like, okay, coach. Which word are you talking about? You little punk.

Penis? P-U-S-S-Y. I would pay money to see a video of Lincoln Reiling calling KJ a penis. I didn't want to say the word because it's just that word without – I just don't like saying it. I get it. It's a word I can't say out loud. I get it.

I have a very short list of words that I just don't really say on this podcast. That's one of them. Yeah. Yeah. I said moist yesterday on the exactly five minutes. Well, that has like real life application or I'm sorry. That was on retail.

Hey, I had it wrong. I just texted KJ. He called him a Pazusi. So Dave, I've actually been wondering, like I actually had a calzone the other day. Okay.

This has died down and now you're breathing life into it and like it it tasted just like a pizza like did i play my zocard you know it's sad i still think of like it looks like hey you want to get jets for dinner and i in the back of my mind i'm like i haven't played my card yet i was i was pretty responsible with my zocard this spring i have been very reckless with it this summer. Do you ever do fish on pizza? Anchovies? If there's an anchovy on a pizza.

What the fuck is the problem? I will eat the anchovy on the pizza. That's kind of just like a hard-on move of like, yeah, I'll eat the anchovy. Like, I don't actually want the anchovy. It's like, give me a bottle of tequila. I'll drink in the worm.'s kind of just like a hard-on move of like, yeah, I'll eat the anchovy. Like, I don't actually want the anchovy. It's like, give me a bottle of tequila. I'll drink in the worm. What kind of fish?

People don't put fish on pizza very often. That's the thing. I put tuna on mine. Well, I'm surprised people don't put more fish on pizza. Should we make a fish pizza? No. Why? Don't do that.

What would we call it? I don't know, man. Someone's done some, like, ahi tuna on a za yeah i like i don't think it's unheard of but it's not something you see very often i'm kind of in my sicilian era right now i've been loving sicilian style pizza you are on that uh bottom of the boot ish describe sicilian pizza for people i know obviously but some people out there might not know. I learned this the other day, so I can't portray myself as a Sicilian expert, even though I do like to talk about the homeland.

But it looks like Detroit style, but it's lighter, a little crispier. Doesn't have the nice, crisp, burnt edges of a Detroit style. Which shape is it in? Is it rectangle? Rectangle, served in square pieces. And they put the cheese on, and then they put the sauce on top, I believe. Detroit style. Which shape is it in? Is it rectangle? Rectangle. Served in square pieces.

And they put the cheese on and then they put the sauce on top, I believe. Kind of like Detroit style. It's got a strong cheese such as a caciocavallo. Sauce on top.

Caciocavallo. It's Chicago style. And toma. I don't fucking know, man. Chicago style stinks. All I know about... All I know is that I had Sicilian pizza

from Home Sl slice for the first time and it changed the way i looked at it so i would love for a chicago style pizza to change my mind but lou malnati chicago stunk the problem was we ended a chicago trip that was a blast but we drank very heavily on and we went to lou malnati's the night before the last night so what's your point it just we were good on the last night of a trip no we were just we were done then we had to go to bed and get up early and my tum tum hurt i would say that pizza is a very good last night of the trip i would too randy can you uh can you position us one way or the other regarding chicago style

pizza specifically in Lou Malnati's well there's two different styles there's deep dish which is luminaries and tavern style taverns though more like square cut up like thin crust pizzas but uh giordano's is way better than luminaries so is gino's ease i i've been illuminati's i don't hate it's like way too soupy of the sauce and stuff it's not yeah yeah of the of the deep dish yeah that's what i've actually been calling it lumel not it tasted like uh it was that's good lasagna without the pasta layers yeah it was too thick and it takes forever to cook and it's just it doesn't hit like i don't like waiting 45 minutes for my pizza to come out dude do you longer you got to go there early go to the bar and just set up or you got to call your pizza on first and then like it's a reserve it's you got to know how to do it but yeah giordano's or gino's east if you're going to chicago do one

i'm open to having my mind changed i don't like jump through hoops to get my za i don't either david i'm just gonna say detroit style is as thick as i like my za i will say i do like detroit style better than i do deep dish can you get it with a little malts on it I will say I do like Detroit style better than I do deep dish. Can you get it with a little mozz on it? Put a little prosciutto. It's a juxtaposition. It's not.

What happened with this affair? I don't know. I need a follow-up. Did they have sex again or not? I need a follow-up about how I see this dinner conversation. I don't know if they had sex again. Asking for Randy. Are there photos of these people? No.

This is, yeah, submitted. Anonymously? Oh, yeah. This is a corporate operation, David. Yeah. Because that might... No.

That's an awkward dinner. That's all I'm going to say. Yeah. Don't have affairs, man. It would be awkward if it turned into like a swing fest like they brought the pineapple and it's like ah

I thought they had like a playground outside they were just gonna go out there well that too sometimes boys life's worth celebrating and when it's time to have some fun on the weekends specifically for our segment this weekend in fun

you just have to celebrate it with an ice cold Miller High Life we love it to have some fun on the weekends, specifically for our segment This Weekend in Fun, you just have to celebrate it with an ice cold Miller High Life. We love it. Everyday achievements deserve to be celebrated too, whether it's closing out your to-do list, maybe slamming that laptop shut for the weekend, boys. You know what I'm saying? Maybe getting somewhere on time

or just making it through another day. That's a reason to celebrate. So next time you accomplish something within your everyday, celebrate it with Miller High Life, the champagne of beers, because that's what living the high life is all about. It's a high life summer. I saw Randy out the other day just drinking a high life on a casual Sunday afternoon. Just a crispy boy. You love to see it. I love high life. I too really enjoy high life. I've been buying it pretty regularly lately.

I've always kind of had an appreciation for it, but I've been really digging in lately. And it's renewed my love for it. Here's a thing. It's so good. Smooth, great tasting. Iconic champagne bottle. They got the clear bottle with the champagne-like bubbles. It's unstoppable stuff.

And living the High Life means you appreciate the qualities and timeless classics like we're just we're just out here living our classic american lifestyle i told my dad that middle of high life was on board with us and he goes oh my gosh you have to tell your listeners that i've been drinking it for like my basically my entire life i said they don't they don't really care dad they don't know who you are no i think they care dude you promise you gotta tell them they care this has got to be uh fairly close to the original logo right it's got to be it's just timely americana looks aesthetically pleasing established in 1903 it's a champagne of beers david no one's arguing that no people have drank this for generations including dylan's dad

yes welcome to the high life go to millerhighlife.com slash washed to find miller high life near you celebrate Celebrate responsibly. 2023 Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Dylan, what are you getting into this weekend, my dude? Yeah, thanks for asking, Will. My weekend really starts tomorrow night because I got a little dinner plan with the boys here. We're eating Italian tomorrow. Sicilian pizza.

We're eating Sicilian pizza tomorrow. Maybe some shrimp scompy scomps maybe some slicata maybe some uh chicken slicata dude they've been calling me that lately did you hear someone call me that at the gym when they were asking for a spot the other day they're like hey slicata get over here and then you kiss his forehead yeah it's the kiss of death though yeah i'm looking forward to dinner man uh i'm gonna i don't know if they have high life on the menu but i will be ordering it if they do. I promise you that.

Let me look at the Spirits and Fine Wine PDF menu from the restaurant. Friday night, I got Parks. Maybe go see the new Mission Impossible movie. Dave, you want to roll with? Very possibly. I want to see it. The only thing keeping me from going on a weeknight at 8 o'clock is the fact that it's 2 hours 40 minutes.

I don't want to get home at midnight. I'm talking Friday. I know. That's what I'm saying. That's what stopped me thus far. Friday night might be in. I'm going to holler at you. I'll have to talk to my wife. I'm going to holler. She'll probably let me go. Saturday is wide open for me. I have nothing going on Saturday.

I have nothing going on Sunday either. So I might see what the squad's up to. I don't know. I want to do something. I want to step out. I want to have a couple of Miller High Lives with the boys and just kind of vibe out. Maybe hit like a kickback or something. You're trying to do a kickback?

I'm trying to do a kickback. Okay. Yeah. Anyway. Okay. Yeah, that's what I got. something you're trying to do a kickback i'm trying to do a kickback okay yeah anyway okay yeah that that's that's what i got davy floor is yours we know about thursday i echo his sentiments dylan's that is um the rest of the weekend, I don't really, I'm not a hundred percent. There is a possibility of a mission impossible. Um, Alamo draft house, I assume. Right.

Yeah. Cool. Um, got some friends who are in town going to be in town doing a little, uh, lake house thing that I've been invited to go to. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if I'll have time, actually. But I'm going to try.

I had the dates wrong on that, and I apologize. It's going to be very low-key. Very low-key. Unless I get out and go, like, float the river with those guys Saturday, which, who knows? So,

that is it. A river runs through it. It's a movie. Don't you see uh brad pitt's bare butt in that baby no crank though no penis no crank he hasn't shown crank to my knowledge too bad brad always thinks that there's a boob in the great outdoors still not one still not one sunday gonna be very low key probably gonna go to library, try to get some studying done. Are you going to grad school at Brisket U? Yeah. I'm pursuing my master's in Brisket.

It's an MBA. Master's in Brisket. We don't have to land that. there's a way to make it work somebody will tweet it masters in brisket application okay

okay can you beat that your brisket no just my weekend in general I'm not gonna beat your brisket dude why not sitting around beating your brisket

no I'm going to San Francisco this weekend so I will not going to beat your brisket, dude. Why not? I'm sitting around beating your brisket. No, I'm going to San Francisco this weekend, so I will not be around on Friday night to go see Mission Impossible with the boys, nor Saturday. I will be back on Sunday quite early. Not that early. We're going to the Dead & Company concerts. I'm going to Friday and Saturday. Might see noted friend of the pod,

I think former guest of Touching Base. Shitto. You guys familiar with this Shitto guy? Oh yeah. He's wearing a shirt at the airport right now per his Instagram story that says Grateful Deadlift. Does it intimidate you that he's probably going to be the strongest person at that show? He's going to be the strongest guy at Oracle Field. He ain't that strong. He's going to be the strongest guy at

Oracle Field. He ain't that strong. If he wants to prove it, he should fly to Austin, do a couple days. We'll have him on the show, and we'll do a liftoff. You versus him. I'm not saying he's stronger or I'm stronger than he is. He just, you know, he's fine. What's up, Shido? He's not listening.

Never met him in person before. I'm excited. Have you guys met him in person? No, I have not. I would like to, though. He's a nice fella. Wow. So, yeah, just going to go do that.

I think there's some backers going to the show. Who knows, man? Got really no plans outside of going to the concert, so I'm just going to hang out. Got a couple spots that I want to go hit for a couple meals, little throwback spots to 2010. Hopefully they're still there. Probably not.

It's a changing city, man. Not renting a car. I don't want it to get changing city man not renting a car i don't want to get broken into a lot of carjackings there oh we gotta watch out for the board jackings too yeah yeah don't bring your longboard yep and just the jackings yeah you gotta be careful the jackings yeah i guess a lot of robberies people are wondering if dylan's even gonna try the eggplant parm that i order on th. Are you even going to try it? It's family style, but you're not family. Don't get eggplant parm.

Like, I'm treating you guys to dinner. I am getting eggplant parm 100%. I'm treating you to dinner. I forbid you to get the eggplant parm. And I'm going to do a real scumbag move, and I'm going to get a piece of cheesecake to go. Just put it on your tab, bitch. Don't get cheesecake to go. Let's eat it there. Nah, there nah i might get like six pieces of cheesecake and just take it home let's eat it there together hey can i get an entire cheesecake to go the whole thing if we if we go over the gift card number we're gonna use the company card that's fine

company purchased cheesecake for the boys we'll bring we'll bring a couple of pieces in the to the office fridge. Thank you to our friends at Rollback, by the way, who sent me the gift card for the photo shoot that Parks and I did. Backer 20, for the record. I don't know if you guys can be able to have any of what I'm getting. I'm getting the bistecca alla fontina.

It's only 36 ounces, so I'm probably going to get the eggplant parm with it. That's quite a bit of food. Also an interesting order for a pescatarian. I just like the smell of it. I like the way that the smell interacts with the smell of my eggplant parm. Sex in the air.

They complement each other quite well. I like the smell of it. Rihanna. Okay. It's time to end this podcast. If Dylan's doing Rihanna lyrics, just absolutely shoehorning them in. That's a fun guys shut up the kids will like that one shut up bye