Circling Back - Sweens, Ball, & Dick Print Ron | Circling Back 10-30-25
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I'm out all ranchos.
All right, lads, we're back.
Circling back podcast, it's Thursday.
HD, Dave, got to sit up.
Got to put my best.
Yeah, get that chest out.
I'm Dave.
I'm ready to rock today.
feeling good
just finished off the last
of the Stone Creek
cold brew coffee
Dylan's got a shacking on
straight up
like
what's the point of even being here
The shacket
That's the original
This is the one that started
The movement
Have you ever washed it?
Yeah
You've washed it before
I think I'll wash it once a season
That's enough right
I'm surprised
You've washed it at all
Does it look like
It looks like
It looks like it should be worn
by someone
who doesn't wash their shackets.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Like,
it's giving, like...
It's got fajita.
Giving, like, guy who wakes up at 10 a.m. on Wednesday and smokes weed, you know,
and maybe he'll go into work at, like, one, maybe.
Yeah, it is giving that very specific thing.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah.
People, you know, there's a lot of talkout in the bullpen that you're chopped, but, like...
I don't think so.
I don't think I'm chopped at all.
I think I'm hitting...
uh stride i think i'm i'm ascending in life still i haven't peaked yet that's what i think
dylan has famously has not peak yet still feel tired from two nights ago dog i hit legs this
morning i it was a battle but i got through it man i hit shoulders i got dude i got some shoulder
pain i'm banged out the air bnbbed bed i banged out some fucking shoulders i like dan knows all about
that shit dan's got a hurt shoulder not lately but he used to know about it you used to know about it don't
didn't you?
Dude, it hurts so much.
Are you chopped, fam?
Are you chopped, dog?
Chad, is they fried?
I don't know what that means.
Are you cooked?
I think it's the same thing as cooked.
For sure, dude.
That's what Gen Z correspondent Will told me out there anyway.
Dan Register in the building.
What's up, Danny, boy?
Just living.
Hell yeah, dude, filling in.
Just being a substitute teacher.
Dude, you could crush the post-spooky season
Skelly work.
I haven't even looked yet.
Did it look good?
It looked good.
I could have done much better, but, you know, short for time.
What I watched look good?
I'm going to check it out, man.
This is not meant as a shot at Randy, because Randy, like, despite the fact that he's on a
ball or trip, like, he is doing the company a solid by going, because, like, none of us,
none of us could go.
But all, like, it was, you know, he had an afternoon to get Dan on the up and
like for a lot of this stuff so any any issues that dan may be having i'm saying uh it's not
dan's not saying it's necessarily randy's fault but dude dan it looks good man i thought it looked
good dan i mean you can't there's nothing that you can do about like the leg portion of it that
just is you're going to see leg you know my leg i was trying to get out as fast as possible
dude dude it looks great another day i probably get rid of you all you did an awesome job
thank you i think it's the audio video issues are they part of the problem
because the camera is so high quality
that it shows everything
and the hours like
like a Getty Images photo of Sydney Sweeney
Exactly like that
Sorry, that was on top of mind
It's been on the tip of my tongue all morning
Yeah
You're with Mike in the
Mike and the horn dog in the morning
It's a new show we're starting out here on the pod
You guys see these Sweeney picks
Oh my gosh
He's significantly older than me for somewhere
These swinny pigs, oh my God.
Dude, I almost like, my dad and I don't have the type of relationship where we, like, talk about, like, hot chicks and stuff.
Like, never been.
Like, don't want to have it.
That's almost more, like, dude, fucking sending that his way.
It might actually.
He wouldn't be able to handle it.
Like, well, Dave, you've never seen anything like this before.
Is that going to get us dinged in the all go, though?
I don't know.
I'll throw it on screen and see what happens.
Fuck it.
Sweens, man.
She's back.
it's small enough chat she's back she's back dog yeah i'm not kidding i saw this on the uh on
twitter and i i meet it and like the people that were talking about it were like burnerverse
what about and uh yeah what about okay and uh yeah there she is i was like oh this is fake
some some loser made this with grok and i like checked and i saw the getty images and i was like
uh-oh this ain't fake you could have i'm surely you could have grok out of getty
Watermark, but these are real. These are real. It's all video and everything. Do you think she'd be
interested in a guy who wears a t-shirt, jeans, and sockanies? Yes, I would. I brought the wrong
shoes today. I didn't bring my extra pair. So I'm just dressed like a complete, like just
gnarpy dad. What about a guy who wears a jacket that he washes once a season? I think she'd be
upset that you ever washed it. Fahita smoke. Cigarette smoke, probably. Maybe it's
A little cigar smoke at some point.
Who knows?
Who do you think I am?
You've never been to a place in that shacket that people are smoking cigars?
No, I don't think so.
You've had that thing for like five years?
I pretty much just wear it to the studio.
You don't wear it out?
No, I wear it out.
You know I've got to step out in this, John.
That's what I'm saying.
You know I'm stepping out, fool.
And then what other smells might be on that shacket?
Ooh, um, probably like, uh, probably like,
Probably like...
Fulton and Rort?
Sure, yeah.
At some point.
Or, uh...
Cool water?
Mando?
Cremow.
Oh, a little cremoh.
I got a little cremow on the collar.
You know how that sounds, or smells.
Did you see I pack the cremow?
I don't know if you saw that.
I don't know if you showered after me at the Airbnb, but I packed you.
I packed the cremo.
I watched you shower.
What?
Do that cremo smells so good?
This is right.
Hold on.
I'm going to have a cremele added today.
No, I'm just cared about you watching me.
hour. That's weird. I thought you knew I was.
No, the door shut and locked.
I told you. Is there a camera
in there?
Anyway, yeah, Sweenes is a pretty
young lady.
Pretty young lady.
Not pretty young.
She's a pretty
young lady.
She's very beautiful
to me.
Dan, where do you stand on Sweens? Because the guy
who normally sits in that seat, he's like, well,
there's like, ten girls hotter.
You think she's overrated. Equinox right now.
I think she's like our Marilyn Monroe.
Yeah.
Who is she?
Marilyn Monroe.
She's like our Marilyn Monroe.
He says Monroe a little differently.
That's...
They don't put a little Delco.
That's not even Delco.
He just puts a little stink on certain words, and I love it.
Yeah.
Her candle burned out long before the legend never will.
Well, some say, that's what happens when you're sleeping with both Kennedy brothers, allegedly.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Do you know Jackie O
There used to be a pool
Speaking of Jackie
And it's not there anymore
It's not there anymore
She filled it with concrete
At the White House
Because Kennedy would have
So many pool parties with babes
Wait, is that right?
Yeah
Turned it into a garden
And now it's gonna
Now it's a ballroom
Now it's gonna be a ballroom
Dude what if he just made it
Into a big like a big sport
Like there's like half of it
There's like pickleball
Pickleball
We gotta get rid of pickleball
pickle ball you got you got hoops and then you got like a roller hockey what if he'd turn it into just a big dude perfect type of sport court sick with like a 30 foot hoop rock and jock you know what I mean racking we're bringing back the 50 point shot you're never out of the game dude that was fun man yeah it was fun you see like uh Mark Wahlberg he was always there yeah
he was who's the dude with the long hair that was always
Dan Cortez
Dan Cortez
Yeah he was MTV Sports he ruled
I think
This is um well Dan can you
I'm sorry man like this is one you can't leave up there
This is too distracting
Yeah take it off the screen man
Oh for you guys
Look I mean
How do you wear that in public
You tried to wear something like that in San Marcos
I wouldn't let you
You said I'm gonna wear my Sweeney jeans
I'm gonna show off my Sweeney
Because they were too sexy
Well they were seat through
Yeah
And I was like dude it's gonna be chilly after the game
Yeah.
Thanks for
actually talk me out of it, man.
Spooky season ended yesterday.
Halloween is tomorrow.
Listener voicemails will drop
tomorrow.
Record that later today.
888-61848-48-48-4-2.
That's the pipeline.
Next week,
do we need to do with theme next week?
Should it next week be fumble the coochie week?
Should it be fumble the cooch week?
Yeah, should.
Let's make it a,
official. Go ahead. I'll let you do the announcement.
All right. Officially, next week is Fummel the Coochie Week.
Hey, I'm like a normal person, like a good guy with the family. What does that mean?
It's a phrase not coined by us. I want to put that out there. But tell us a story about a time where you thought you had, you know, someone lined up for a hookup or something.
Oh, yeah. Or just to date. Make it more appropriate, maybe. And you did something and just totally blew your chances.
You fumbled it.
Yeah, this could be, you know, also fumble the D week, whatever you want to call it, you know.
It's a fumble week.
Just call it fumble week to make it more appropriate.
Why?
Because that's too many syllables?
No, because Coochie's just kind of like a dirty term.
Yeah, where's society at with that word?
I don't know.
It's funny.
It's one of the funnier ones.
It's like such a...
It's more appropriate than P.
Ah, yeah.
Yeah, you're right.
It is.
Yeah.
I wouldn't say fumble the P-week.
That would be, that's just gross.
Yeah.
Well, we want to make it so the ladies contribute, too.
Yeah.
Because you can fumble some D.
Ladies is fumblers, too.
Look, ladies will fumble some D on you.
Oh, yeah.
No offense.
I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to go with the ladies here, but you know who you are.
You fumbled some D in your day.
It's fumble week, officially.
I'm feeling slaty.
Let's talk, Paul. Let's talk Slate.
Before we talk Slate, I got to talk tovala.
I cooked some quesadillas last night.
Yeah, I went out of order. I done did it.
That's all right, man.
I fired that tovala up, and we cooked two meals.
Isn't it sick?
Alyssa went, chicken and broccoli.
I went, and it was her first time seeing the tovala in action.
She was not ready for it.
And then I went with the chicken cassidia.
In both cases, it was simple, easy.
You just dial up the, okay, so explain it, because you know it better than me.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I've been broccoli, chicken,
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We've got a couple more in the fridge.
We've got to try in the next couple days.
Just did some meatballs two nights ago?
Oh, yeah.
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All right.
Dan's been chirping me all morning
UCF Baylor is the game of the week
Rivalry week, let's go
Fuck y'all
You better, no, Dan, fuck you man
Dude
I didn't always get so heated in here
You're not even fucking ready for this Dave
No, I'm not
You're not, if there weren't like four different
giant pieces of equipment in between us
I'd jump over there and give you a nuggie
I assume game day's there for this one?
No
Oh, neither will compete for the conference.
Where is Game Day this week?
The top 20 matchups are only OU, Tennessee, and Texas Vandy, but I don't think they're either one of those, as far as I know.
Is it Utah?
Is it one of those weeks where they go to an FCS school?
You can't go SEC every week.
You've got to mix it up.
You've got to throw other conferences of Bone here.
Oh, yeah, it's Cincinnati, Utah.
There we go.
Cincinnati, finally getting some love on this show.
Is that not a ranked matchup?
It's ranked.
Cincinnati's a one-loss team, and Utah's one-laws.
Two loss, yeah.
Yeah.
But they should be ranked, right?
Like top 24 or 25?
Oh, yeah, you're right.
They are 24.
My bad.
That's the, the, that's, there are three top 20-25 match-ups, and that's one of them.
Classic UT supremacist here, leaving the Big 12 behind.
It was just at the bottom of this list, and I just didn't scroll down far enough.
So, my bad.
I thought you were feeling slady.
What's going on?
I'm feeling Slady, man.
I like you're feeling very slighty.
Yeah, other games, Oklahoma going to Tennessee.
That's going to be a tough one for Oklahoma.
Oklahoma's getting exposed, man.
Yeah, they need a...
Their offense is not good.
Yeah, I'm wondering, like, okay, did the mature thumb injury?
Like, I don't know how real momentum in that case would be, but like,
because they looked really good up until the thumb.
They looked really good, but they weren't putting up crazy offensive numbers.
They were just, they're getting by on a really good defense and a good enough offense.
Yeah.
Then they, now they're playing some better defenses and they're just getting a little bit exposed a bit.
That's an interesting game, but like one that, with all due respect, I don't expect it to be like super fun.
It's not on my bangor watch list.
Let me just say that right now.
We got Vandy coming to town playing Texas.
Texas is favored by, I think, about two points, which surprises me.
Texas is going to win.
You think so?
Yeah, Vandy's not good.
I'm not even sure Art just playing.
You don't believe in Vandy?
I don't.
I like Pavia.
It's a good story.
You know, they're fun.
They just don't have the dudes.
They don't.
They don't have the dudes, man.
It's not the X's and the O's.
It's the Jimmy's and the Joe's.
Are we going to see the Texas defense just put a clamp on Pavia?
I don't know, man.
I don't know what to expect in this game at all.
Mizzou's defense pretty much did.
I think this is a Colin Simmons three-sat game.
Okay.
I think it is.
I love that.
I love that.
Yeah, he has.
That dude's a freak.
That's top 10 pick, right?
I saw him mocked recently that had him in the second round.
I think linebackers in general are just a little bit.
I like saying that.
They're undervalued these days.
Yeah, I don't know.
Check out a lineback and core in Dallas right now.
It'd be cool if we had a...
They could use Ann Hill.
They could.
That'd be a great fit.
I would love that.
That being said, yeah, that's...
Yeah, this would be a nice dub for Texas.
Because Vandy, I think most of the country is still pretty high on Vandy.
Yeah.
If they could beat a top 10 team, that'd be great on the resume, that's for sure.
Vandy's top 10?
They're nine, yeah.
Damn.
One of loss.
Vandy gets the Theo Vaughn and Johnny Mansell bump.
Mansell, obviously, kind of weird to be back in Pavia instead of your own guy at A&M.
What did Mansell call somebody on Twitter yesterday?
Sorry, y'all talk Slate.
I got to find this tweet.
Ametha sent it to the group.
At some point, we're going to have to talk to LSU
and what's going on with the governor of Louisiana
and his comments about the hiring of the LSUAD.
His name escapes me at the moment.
Something Woodward.
Do you have that, Dan?
I think we had sent you the video.
uh did i not send it what did i send you this could be anything
scott woodward is the athletic director for ls u yes he hired jimbo he was at a and m previously
he hired jimbo fisher at a and m and then he hired brian kelly at lsu and of course jimbo fisher
he was later extended he so uh this guy landry has his name
Jeff Landry. He was not
responsible for the extension for
Jimbo Fisher, but he did hire him
at A&M. And of course, his buyout
is over $76 million.
And now Brian Kelly
at LSU has been fired. His buyout
is about $54 million.
This right here, the Jimbo
Kelly just kind of
payouts? Yeah. Yeah. There it is in graphic
form. That's pretty wild. But the governor
of Louisiana
he had an interesting press conference he addressed the media and he just went off on the
LSU athletic director saying that he will not be in charge of the next hire it was very
bizarre but like you knew he was involved with Brian Kelly being removed but the press conference
the whole thing was really weird and also like I think there's it doesn't matter even like
living in Texas and living next to Louisiana, obviously, like, you know what like a good
Cajun accent sounds like. It's still like always shocking. It's a hard one to do. Like you,
you can't fake it. You have to just grow up in it to have this accent. And his is,
Brian Kelly was never going to get this one down. This guy, we're going to play the clip for you.
This is the governor of Louisiana. And he has an all-time Cajun accent. And he just
fucking eviscerates the athletic director here. Go ahead.
dad. Who's that?
No. I can tell you right now,
Scott Wood is not selecting the next coach.
Hell, I'll let Donald Trump selected before I let
him do it. I don't know, but the board
of supervisors are going to come up with a committee and they're
going to go find us a coach.
Hold on a, hold on. One real quick thing on that.
Because here's what y'all reporters need to do.
You don't need to start looking.
And who represents all these people?
Like these agents.
You know what's interesting? If I'm not mistaken,
Woodard's agent,
Kelly's agent, the Texas A&M.
They're all the same agent.
Like, you realize if I would be, I don't know how many sports riders we got here today.
Just you.
We should have a bunch.
Okay?
Like, this is ridiculous.
Lawyers would be disbored for the way these agents act and the way they're able to represent.
In fact, there's no doubt, they may even represent some of the players now.
Like, it's really time for the NCAA to put on some guardrails in college sports.
because, and it's fine.
We don't need to guard rails.
Big billionaires want to spend all that kind of money, no problem.
But if I got to go find $53 million from Kevin,
it's not going to be a pleasant conversation.
Dude, he brings up really good points here.
We've talked about how these contracts for these college coaches are so insane.
And the buyout, the buyout numbers are astronomical.
And it's like, you extend Jimbo Fisher.
and if he just doesn't perform and you got to let him go,
he's owed over $70 million.
Like, that's insane.
Like, the incentive to, like, keep performing at a high level
just kind of, like, goes out the window.
But even more to the point, like, these are state,
these are public universities.
Like, this, the funds used for these buyouts,
I mean, it's coming from the state.
And you're right.
It's crazy.
It really is crazy.
So I totally get what he's saying here.
It says, protecting.
the most vulnerable.
Yeah, that's what it says on the podium there.
Yeah, you know, I don't really know a ton about this guy.
He and I probably differ on some things.
But that being said, I could probably listen to that.
No, he's great.
I could probably listen to that guy talk.
This guy's great.
Would you take that guy's voice?
You have to have one for the rest of your life.
Is it that guy or Coach O?
uh it's probably this guy yeah this guy's a little coach oh is a little bit more
you you big old taga you see he wants the uh coach oh wants to be considered i do yeah
didn't he leave there on some not great terms yeah i forgot what the story was with that but
he was he got he got fired very soon after winning a national championship for ls you for not
being a good coach wasn't it not being a good coach and also like wasn't he like blatantly like
hitting on like pregnant, like a donor, not a donor, but like a, like a trustee's wife at a
gas station. I believe he was like post-divorce. Dude, he was just newly single. Clearly on testosterone.
He coached one of the best teams we've ever seen at facts. The best offense we've ever seen
in college football, the 2019 LSU Tigers. Dude, between him and Les Miles winning national
championships at LSU, I figured like I could go to LSU and win a national championship. So
of course I thought Brian Kelly was going to like succeed. Neither one of those guys.
guys are considered like top tier coaches less miles than ed or geron but somehow
brian kelly fucked that up and made ls u have it lost all identity like they have no swagger about
them so the brian kelly's agent his name is trace armstrong and i tried to look up who represents
the ls uthletic director i could not find his agent or even if he has one i'm not even sure
but if if that guy can represent both the LSU athletic director and the head coach
and organize a contract for the head coach with this astronomical buyout situation
there's something there's something like inherently wrong with that no it seems pretty
unethical oh but who's he's getting paid there are no guardrails so he can agents
the agents have just completely i don't know man they've they've schemed their way to a really good
situation. I forgot, uh, I forgot there was a title nine investigation that was
mishandled. I don't know, I don't remember the details for edo. Yeah, I mean, like,
they basically had all this stuff. They're like, okay, you're not that good of a coach. And also
there's these other things. So we're just going to get rid of you. But there was like a, um,
okay, so, so a, uh, the AI overview, um, from Google or from Chrome. One of
it says, uh, mish, okay, so you got behavior as a single man.
After his divorce, Orgeron's life became a greater distraction with incidents like viral photos of him with women becoming public.
Which I don't think there's ending it too bad there, but like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There is some stuff.
It was time.
Yeah.
He lost a lot.
Yeah.
Anyway.
He brought him a Natty, though.
So wait, he loses Joe Brady and right after the Natty, right?
Yeah.
Joe Brady leaves.
goes to, was that with the Carolina
year? I believe the Carolina Panthers.
Which he was not there long.
No. But, and then their offense just kind of
Is Brady with the bills right now?
He's with the bills. Yeah. Yeah, we talked about him the other day.
His name is in the hat for this job.
Of course, yeah. Yeah. Which would probably be a great hire.
Does he have head coach shoes?
I don't think so.
Granted, he could be like Ben Johnson.
I like Ben Johnson a lot.
Fair.
But I didn't figure he would be a good head coach.
Yeah
Anyway
The LSU thing
We were talking about this out there this morning
Like
It just feels like it either goes
It goes one way where it just really
It works
And LSU is like
Soback
Perennial contender
Or like this
The governor thing
It just kind of feels circusy
Yeah
And like kids don't want to play there
But I mean kids are going to get paid
So they're going to want to play there
That's like the great
X factor for all this
But it's just weird
He went on to talk about what the next coach's contract would look like.
He's like he's got to perform.
It's going to be like incentive base or I don't know how he phrased it.
We're not doing this ridiculous buyouts anymore.
Without putting a ton of thought into it, I'm like, yeah, like a public of the highest ranking public official, highest paid university official in the state, like should be held to a certain standard.
If we're going to pay these coaches this outrageous money, which I mean, you want to cap it and you want to talk about that.
getting fired for like not performing well at your job that's that you should happen right but it
shouldn't be so grossly rewarded that CEO is right there it's crazy golden parachute yeah it's the
best job out there yeah the best job is getting this this huge extension with a crazy buyout
and like okay I suddenly suck at my job what if you guys want to fire me that's cool what if you tank
the economy based on uh packaging mortgages subprime mortgages and then you just get paid out in a
golden parachute when you leave that's pretty sweet
that's what's going on man sneaky frat move i don't like it but it is it's a sneaky
frat move dave said sneaky not total yeah not in your face but like you know under the radar
yeah i mean just degenerate shit um all right anything else on the slate dan college football i
i just want to see tech represent the big 12 i don't really believe in b yu and i want our conference
to at least you know hold their own in the playoffs
and I think tech is our best chance.
Tech, the recruiting numbers would say tech is our best chance.
If you believe it takes four stars up to compete with the Alabama's of the world,
the other, you know, organs of the world.
A&M.
Dude, A&M's.
A&M's confident.
They look good.
They have Elko.
They have an adult in the room.
Marcel Reed's balling right now.
He's got a big old belly.
Mike Elko
Yeah
Yeah
It looks like he makes the best ribs in town
He's got like
I'm not trying
It's just like it was shocking
I forgot that he's like a man of size
Yeah
But like
Penn State goes to Ohio State
Which before the season
Look like a top three matchup
And now
28 point game
The wheels have fallen off
Penn State
Oh preseason this looked like
The week
I know
Yeah
Georgia at Florida
Florida. Well, I guess not at Florida, because they play this one in Jacksonville.
Yeah, World's Biggest Cocktail. You ever been to that game?
I have not. It's a blast. It's where I first met Jake Goldman.
Oh, really? At the game?
Was that a Georgia, Florida game, I think, 2011.
What's that bar that, like, straddles the line over there?
In Jacksonville? Jacks Beach? Or are you talking about Gainesville?
I'm thinking of Florida, aren't I?
I think you're thinking of Gulf Shores.
Okay, never mind.
I could be wrong. I think you're thinking of like the, there's something.
else.
Florida, Georgia, though, they'll rent out, like, hotels and beach houses, I believe, in Georgia.
Wait, so you met Jake before the TFM stuff?
Yeah, weirdly.
He was, like, at the time, hooking up with my then-girlfriend's best friend.
Sick.
Sick.
I love that for Jake.
She was a cold chick.
Yeah, she was a cold chick.
Yeah.
She was cool, man.
Wish you the best.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Somebody in one of my other group texts got dup by a fake account.
It was a James Franklin to Virginia Tech.
like sent the tweet and I like looked and I was like this is fake that's part of his contract though is he has to give off the appearance oh yeah that he's job searching it's like me the best of your abilities you have a good a good faith attempt to find a new job so you can mitigate that buyout um yeah I don't know dude because James Franklin like I'm not considering like James Franklin's not a good coach like that would be like embarrassing for me to say that but some fan base is going to be like yeah
James Franklin.
His name was getting floated around before the Sarkhire, Texas, and I didn't feel great about it.
Like, well, for Texas, yes.
But, like, say Wisconsin, James Franklin goes to Wisconsin, that's a great hire.
Yeah.
You got to just know where your program is.
He'll get a good job.
That's the thing.
That's the thing.
He will get a good job.
Yeah.
People kind of forget what he did at Vandy, though.
Covered up some things.
Look into it.
Do your own research.
Not a good dude.
Really?
Bad dude.
Ooh, bryl-esque.
Whoa.
Whoa.
All right.
Damn.
I did not, I did not know about it. Vandy?
Oh, people probably forget because Vandy's a private school.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
So it's probably not all widely available.
Well, so is Baylor.
Yeah.
You mentioned art bryl's here.
For sure.
Yeah.
But that's only out there because they fired him because of it.
You can't FOIA.
the private school.
Anyway, you can't get away with that at a public school,
so I'm saying.
Although, whatever.
No, I did not know that, Dan.
Do you think we're in kind of a bad state of affairs, though?
Yeah.
Especially with the SEC, Big Ten,
everyone's going to not be satisfied.
They'll win eight games, nine games,
because of the strength of schedule now,
playing all these elite teams.
You're playing ranked teams like every other week,
every week that, like, all these coaches are just going to get fired,
and it's just going to be this constant cycle.
And eventually,
eventually we're just going to have to accept
that losses are a part of the game.
I think what you said is accurate.
There is a quick trigger with this stuff.
I don't know if Brian Kelly, like, I mean,
if you take away his unlikeability from a coaching standpoint,
I don't think he's done enough to, like, get fired.
Like, he's still winning games.
Not as many as, of course, their fan base would like,
but still a good program.
No, I'll admit.
I thought Brian Kelly was going to succeed at LSU.
I think he is a good coach.
He was not a good coach at LSU.
he was a he deserved to be fired yeah i don't know it's like you couldn't just have a year i mean i think
a lot of it was like nussmeier heisman favorite one of the heisman favorites going in the season
so expectations were extremely high but it's like you might just have to like be happy with a bowl
frank franklin was wronged more than kelly i agree yeah i agree with that um yeah i don't know
It's a very weird time.
And, like, I don't know, our, my guy, G.J., who was, you know, five weeks ago,
was one of the hot names for Oklahoma State, Arkansas, and now he's on a four-game skid.
It turns so quickly.
Well, this guy is cooked.
But now you got Kenny for another year.
We got him for another year.
We got our best recruiting class next year.
That's another thing.
It's like kind of in this spot with Aranda where, like, Baylor's recruiting class next
year looks phenomenal. It's like a top 20, top 25 class, okay? And it's like, do you risk
losing some of those guys to get rid of a, you know what I mean? Or do you just say, I don't know.
I think with Kenny, you don't fire Kenny. As much as like Dylan and I's mutual friend wants
to ax Kenny, it's like, dude, what? We're, we got to know what we are. We're Texas State.
It's like Kansas right now. It's trying to get rid of Leopold. And it's like he literally put you guys
in the mix, winning five, six, seven, eight games a year. Kansas was all.
awful before that.
Who do you think you are?
Sometimes you're a victim of your own success.
Yeah, that's a real thing.
And I've definitely been guilty of that.
When G.J. got us into a bowl.
It's like, well, we got to be one in the conference next.
Now, you would think in year four of G.J.
Or whatever, like, yeah, you're going to compete for the conference.
And we're obviously not there yet.
Progress is not linear, you know?
Look at Dan.
This guy knows the slate.
You were saying earlier, you're texting me before a show.
I don't think Dan knows the slate, but he's slated.
I'm sorry I said that about you.
in a private text message conversation.
Dude, I'm excited, though.
We're going to win our fifth game.
You think?
Are you going to go?
No.
Why?
Which is not that exciting.
Our defense is good.
Offense, much to be desired.
Not a fun team to watch.
No.
Actually, just very hard to watch my school this year.
It's not great.
Love that.
You guys can all stop texting big content guy now
because he did see Sweden's absolute gargoyles.
Don't talk about that more.
Don't you?
You know?
Put it back up.
No, no, don't do it.
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You know, when I hit shoulders today, I was just decked out in robe.
Are you calling a robe now?
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You know I was, dude.
Yeah, I believe you.
I was too.
Yeah.
I was hitting legs.
I was doing lunges.
I had the grit gym shorts on, and I had, of course, the tech.
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I know you are. I can't let it go.
No one does that.
Nobody taps someone on the shoulder mid-rep.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Even if I was at the top, even if I wasn't, like, there's a way, you could have waited, dude.
I was going to be done in 15 seconds.
But the thing was, I was wearing a rowback hat, we were on rowback shorts, and I was looking dope.
You were looking dope, I'm sure.
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What does Dan do it?
Is this on this?
Everybody can't see this, can they?
No.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
Okay.
Nobody can see this, but somebody in the chat mentioned Megan Fox, so seeing what
Megan Fox was up to.
I've seen it.
she's always you know what
I'm not trying to act like I'm too good for
Megan Fox obviously like
she's very beautiful to me
she's just
she's just not my type
I get it
like if she approached me in a bar which happens often
I'd be like yeah this is nice
but like babe
but when she was in Transformers
that was an absolute scene stealer
you know
popping the hood of that whip
oh yeah
just saying man
don't get me wrong
I'm not hey I'm not
I'm not kicking her out of bed for eating cookies.
Do women typically eat cookies in bed with you?
It's just something people from the country say like myself.
Okay.
I'm not kicking her out for spilling crumbs in my bed.
You understand?
I got you.
Hey, we've got to talk about Ronald Reagan's cock.
Is that what this is?
It says Dick Print Ron.
I emailed you.
There you go.
Dick Print Ron.
So we found the pick.
So the picture.
Here's Ronald Reagan.
standing on a plane.
Yeah.
Don't know if that's Air Force One, probably is.
And he's wearing, from the waist up, he's got, you know, a buttoned down shirt and a tie.
This might be a super funny Halloween costume.
Very professional looks.
Oh, my God.
Fucking Nits.
So few people would get it.
This is a extreme ball knower.
And he's got on some nice dress shoes and then just gray sweatpants to go with it.
Pulled up way too high.
And there's glaring lack of a D print.
I did see in the comments of a tweet that he was wearing a diaper.
Okay.
And I don't know if that's confirmed or not.
He was very old and is alleged to have had some...
That's second term with growth.
Dementia, Alzheimer's things of that nature.
So he could possibly be wearing a diaper.
He was getting...
He was getting...
Old people sometimes just wear diapers, you know?
He was getting those Biden allegations before Biden.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, it's facts.
Really?
But we didn't have so...
It was the 80s, so you could hide that shit.
Yeah, Nancy ran the country.
He put his lack of a D print up on the, on the TL back then.
There was no TL.
Maybe he's straight up tucking it, though.
Maybe he's a seventh grader at a high school dance.
Or, or I guess, a middle school dance.
Maybe Ron's got such a hog that, like, they have to, like, tape it back to, like, his hamstring.
Possibly.
Do you ever think of that?
There's just no shape.
There's no shape there, you know.
It's just a flat front.
And of course, this shouldn't have been released.
She's the throat coat, so the cat.
is zero print and sweats.
No wonder Nancy was the parking lot
demon. Uh-huh.
What does that mean, Dave?
I'm new here.
The Hollywood lots.
That's not nice.
That's how we got all of his acting roles.
Nance, former first lady.
It's just a tough look, but this would make
a killer costume.
I believe in the freedom of the press.
I don't believe in taking press credentials,
but the photographer that
took this photo and put it
out there. I'm like, man, yeah, why are you doing
Ronnie like this? Come on, man.
Do you ride for Ronald Reagan?
Me? I think retroactively
a lot of people are like, even Republicans, like,
ah, no, he wasn't that good.
Trickle down economics.
Well, tore down the wall.
Trickle down economics.
Some say it hasn't really trickled.
And instead it's just stayed up
at the top. A shining city on a hill.
Yeah, no, I mean, I
I don't want to talk Arnold Reagan.
We don't have talk, no, we don't need to talk Ronald Reagan.
You guys don't want to sell Reagan-Bush teas again?
He never did a walking piss.
That dude can't walk in piss at the same time.
They're in no way, dude.
Ain't no way.
I did see the youth, the college kids are starting to rock the Reagan Bush.
Is it making a comeback?
Campaign shirts again.
The cycle has returned?
Fine.
Fine.
We sold a lot of them.
bring back the rowdy jesus shirts those are good they got us kicked out of a lot of southern stores
did it that's what they drew the line rowdy jesus putting a bandana on jesus christ's face
that's not so bad is it i mean it's you could if you're if you take a very hard line role
you're like i was blasphemous sure it's not like we did like well
we did rowdy what are the other rowdies we do we did rowdy harambe which ruled a lot of harangbe shirts
that should have been probably cut make harangay alive again was my favorite that was wills
got a hundred bucks for it it's just very much like yeah make them alive again make them alive
again so that's not possible no you can't do that you can't bring them back um
did we ever do like rowdy did we do rowdy uh escobar or no
We just, we tried to do an...
We did an Eskabar shirt, but I think we got...
I think we got a suit.
His son, well, pull back the curtain a little bit.
His son, or one of, not his son, but like someone in the family owns the IP,
and they didn't reach out to us, but there was some stuff.
I don't know.
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
Just peeling back the curtain.
Just peeling it back.
I'm a pill the curtain back
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We got a new frat text that's making the rounds.
Okay.
This one's ATO.
Dan,
can you toss that up there and zoom in for me.
I don't have it pull up on my phone.
So the group chat,
the frat group chat,
that's something that was a little bit after our time,
just a little bit.
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Dan, did you're a frat,
you were a frat guy.
Did you all have like a WhatsApp or like a,
snap group any of that kind of stuff no i didn't have an iPhone until senior year okay well the kids
now all got them they're spoiled and uh this is look this this helps probably rain in behavior a little
bit but also like if your group chat through this is a group chat you probably don't want out
there no but this you know this is more of like a motivational thing we're starting to see it dude
it's always a picture of a phone and never like an actual screenshot because no one wants to get no one wants to get popped with it it says also wanted to add and then all caps that this is our weekend fellows no excuse for this not being packed so clearly there's a party right ds okay so desig cease ops teak cease ops beta cease ops pike president won't let them throw
Fiji and Center are the only orgs that can throw right now.
Hell yeah.
It's not confirmed that they are even, if they even are.
Fygam, goddamn.
Sybester has been great so far, but Hallow Weekend is where ATO has to make a statement.
Text your bitches and let's fucking rip.
Can I get a Gen Z translation for me?
Csops?
Cs Opeerations.
I believe they no longer exist, as in they probably got their charter pooled.
Oh, so he's saying,
like these these other
fraternies are out of the picture
well they can't throw right now this is our time they can't even throw
they might be on probation they might be on probation they might be on probation
what's wrong pike pike's president is the president won't even let them throw
sound like a dork
why can't they throw it's pretty crazy
but yeah this is i mean look if you're ato i don't really i'm not going to act like
i know a bunch of atos i'm 41 sure
but if you're an atio and you're watching this right now this is your weekend you
better step up it's time to throw you know they're throwing costumes about to be crazy this
weekend dude can you imagine by the way remember i referenced manzell earlier i think he deleted his
twitter really he quote somebody some utt random like 2,000 person account tweeted this is the most
boring heisman year ever and it was like a picture of like the heisman hopefuls like the top five
and like manzell found it and quote tweeted it and was like called him like a silly cock sucker
or something i couldn't find him on twitter i was trying to
Why did that trigger him so much?
I don't know, because Marcel Reed was on there, I guess.
I don't know.
But I think that guy's right?
There's, I mean, this isn't like, we've had years like this in the past, but you're right.
There's no, like, super, superstars, you know, slinging the rock right now.
Ty Simpson's like, he's had a really good year.
He's had a great year.
What is he putting up, he's not putting up, like, Heisman-worthy numbers is.
You know what it is, is everybody that was hyped up pre-season just stinks.
So it's all, it's all guys that.
just didn't have the, you know, the build-up.
Nussmeier gone, Arch, obviously, out.
Aller.
Aler. Julian Sand, is he in the conversation?
Kind of, but you might as well give it to Jeremiah Smith.
Can you confirm Mansell's not on Twitter right now?
I was looking for him. I couldn't find him.
Yeah, I think he called a guy.
A silly cocksucker?
They deleted it. It deleted everything.
Maybe he got, you know, suspended or something.
Does that even happen anymore?
I feel like, I've seen people getting away with a lot worse.
But, yeah, so ATO, man, if you're, if you're, like, in vault, like somebody who has to send mass texts or any kind of mass communication to your fraternity right now, does you hit send?
And every time you do, you think, this could go viral.
Like, you have to know that going in, right?
You got to be very careful that, like, there might be a guy who hasn't paid dues in a year who's still in the group chat that might, like, show it to his boy.
And this boy might try to go get some clout with it.
That's tough.
You've got to be careful.
This is like...
It's a tough time.
The cunt-punt email was like the first of its kind in this genre of leaked, you know, sorority...
What school was she?
Maryland.
She was Maryland?
Oh, that's right.
Maryland rules.
Rebecca Martinson.
I don't know how I remember that so quickly, but yeah, Maryland.
Rebecca Martinson.
Then she later wrote for Brob Bible.
Yeah.
But she's the one who started this, this movement of like exposing fraternity or sorority messages that aren't supposed to get out.
And hers was next level.
Dude, because when you're in it, it means everything.
That's right, dude.
Dan, do you know where the weekend and fun button is?
I can figure it out.
Why don't you get acquainted right now?
Because it's about that time.
We've got to talk about who's going to throw and who's not going to throw.
This weekend, there's a crazy event happening.
I like to turn up.
Bro, there's a crazy event happening.
We had the party and it was lit.
I got yelled out by a prostitute.
Let's just go have fun and let's go with it.
Let's go.
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Which one of you used to is going to throw this weekend, because I'm going to let you go first.
Are you throwing?
I'm throwing.
Go.
I'm throwing Friday night.
Well, it's Halloween, right?
Going trick-or-treat and went to Little Man.
Fuck yeah
He's prime
Yeah
This is
He's been gearing up for
And he's gonna be a shark
For Halloween
Oh yes
Mark Cuban
No
The other one
Oh okay
Yeah
No he's gonna be a shark
And he's got
His friend in the neighborhood
They throw this Halloween party
Where all the kids
And parents meet up
At this one house
And they all go together
As a big group
And it's a lot of fun
Just mobbing
Drinking
You're gonna have a big old
Booz drinking
A Yeti or something
Dude the cool thing
About the neighborhood
Where his mom lives
there are so many, like, adult stations situated throughout the neighborhood.
Cool parents, Dan.
Kids go to the, you know, go to the door and get candy.
Parents step aside.
We have a beverage table over here for you, and it's pretty fun.
So it's a good time.
There's a street over here that it closes down, and I'm not kidding,
there are like 2,000 people on this street.
They have food.
They have food trucks and just people everywhere.
It's pretty wild.
So that'll be fun.
I'm excited for that.
That's Friday, obviously.
Saturday.
Got a little friend dinner party.
Some of Chelsea, the friends who got married in Cape Cod, they're having us over.
Hang on, you can get the invite?
You can get the invite, did you?
So that'll be fun.
That's Saturday, and then that's pretty much it.
Going to watch some ball.
Hopefully Texas takes care of business on Saturday at 11 a.m.
Oh, don't love the early kickoff.
Texas has been getting boned on kickoff times, and this is the first game back in Austin since.
September. This is arguably the best home game in the season.
I got A&M, but outside A&M, for sure. It was not a great
home slate. No, not at all. It's not feeling slaty when I look to that
schedule. Not at all. And that's it, man.
All right. Good little weekend. Good little weekend. Dan?
Oh, here's a guy who throws. What are you throwing?
I'm throwing this weekend a little bit. So my friend Shea and her kid,
Jamison, going to go trick-or-treating with them on Friday. He's going to be a little
grim reaper. Sick. That's sick. I'm going to be a
Hulk Hogan, and she's going to be Ozzy Osbourne.
That's just a cool, cool trio.
Yeah.
What version of Hoke, Holt, NWO?
I was trying to get an NWO shirt in time.
Can't get it delivered.
Probably just original yellow and red Hulk.
Okay, that plays.
Yeah.
And then, Boosh invited me to a Halloween party Friday night, so I'll probably hit that up after.
Of course, Saturday got my All Saints party.
I'll be dressed up as St. Patrick.
okay
I don't know if I'm doing a costume
I might run back
I genuinely might just go
throw on those overalls and go
as your great great grandpappy
or your uncle
yeah
I like it
Farmer plays
Yeah
And it's easy
Old farmer
Who lost the farm
I just am like
Going house to house
Just
I'm like
I'm trying to make it about me
We don't lost it
did you hear about that we don't lost the farm did y'all we got it back though they got it back
uh actually uh i'm gonna be probably holkogen from the bubble of the love sponge video
do okay dude i watched the i watched the bubble of the love sponge interview the other day on
instagram i was like oh yeah what a guy boomed your wife yeah and then he filmed him
and then peter till bankrolled his what his uh lawsuit essentially made
Galker go under.
Yeah.
I mean...
You did.
Got a costume.
Got 3.30 tomorrow.
I'm leaving early.
Going to Sammy's school.
Got a little costume parade.
They just walk buying costumes.
And everybody goes,
oh, my gosh.
Look at him.
It's one of those deals.
Everybody's like, oh, oh, oh, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
Great.
Just a real fun 15 minutes.
Leave there.
Go home.
Rodi's going as a ninja turtle.
Leonardo, he's the leader, two swords.
I didn't get him fake swords.
He didn't ask for him, but like,
I may see if I can go get into Randy's house
and get his, like, real swords.
That'd be good.
It would be good.
I don't even know if, like, Rhodes is even strong enough to hold them.
But I'm going to go trick-or-treating.
I think we're doing our neighborhood,
a lap in our neighborhood,
then we might go over to another one.
Probably you're over closer to you, actually.
And then Saturday, might be looking to throw a little bit.
You got golf.
I'm going to play a little golf with some friends.
Will's going to be there.
And then...
How you're hitting them?
It's been a few weeks.
I've took a few weeks off.
But, okay.
Irons are pretty good.
Drivers, I might just keep the driver in the bag.
That's what I've been doing.
Playing golf, late tea time, weather looks great.
supposed to roll
into a dinner
Saturday night
we'll see
it's up in the air
it's gonna be a good time
Sunday
Sunday's wide open
so that's it
a little throw
a little family time
it's just a good mix
good shit man
don't want to go too hard
Sam Marcus
kind of took me back a few
but
we're cooking
I'm still feeling it
I'm a little tired
do you guys want to come
to the rent fare
the week after
maybe and Randy
keep me posting
I want to go one year
I really do go this year
I might be asking a lot
may have to bring the
maybe if I can I bring my son
Yeah
In camp right
Might be fun
Yeah
We'll figure it out
All right well Dan
Great work
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You like that?
That'd be a fun costume.
Maybe.
I don't know how you'd do it.
It's like a Louisiana legend.
I forget what they're called.
It's called like an origoo.
It is what it's called.
So you could just have that governor, Louisiana, narrate the whole thing.
I'd love to listen.
All right.
Fantastic.
Great show.
Great week.
Thank you, Dan, for stepping in this week, dude.
You've been a big help.
Go check out spooky season.
Listener voice mails drop tomorrow.
And we will see you next week.
Bye-bye.
Be safe out there.
Bye.
