Circling Back - Swift-Kelce Engagement Headlines & Ole Miss Sigma Nu Pledge Class Roster | 8-27-25

Episode Date: August 27, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, I'm still laughing at you, man. It's a circling back podcast. We're back. My name is Dave. If you think I'm hilarious, go follow me at DC Ruff, at D.C. Ruff on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:00:28 At D.C.R.F. of course, on Instagram. Welcome to the show. It's Wednesday morning. Wow, man. I'm in stitches over here. Cracking up at you. Is it because of my tweet that's doing numbers right now? No, it's because I watch you pulling in the parking lot,
Starting point is 00:00:43 just all confident, like one arm on top of the wheel, probably texting with the other, like, yeah, I'm going to get the best spot. Fucking texting your girl. Oh, what's she doing? She's just at work. Probably at work. Yeah. And you're like, man, I'm going to get the best spot.
Starting point is 00:00:56 I'm doing. Everything's going great for me. Oh, my God. the parking lots full even like the spot by the fence that like may or may not be a legal parking spot i can't park there because somebody already did it just throws it in reverse and has to go look pretty embarrassing on the street freaking embarrassing we're like all like the the cars from the body shop that are like going under repair and they don't have them where to put them you're going to accidentally repair my car i think that would be dope dude it's yeah look i was 30 minutes late
Starting point is 00:01:23 because i got a haircut this morning and let's see it no it's all matted down now you know what I haven't reached my window yet. Yeah. It's underneath his Spanish hat. You know about my window, right? You need a week. That's most people's rule. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:36 A week to let it set in. Week one to week two is my looking primo window. What are you doing on the sides? Are you doing like a two? It's a two. Okay. They're great. So they look shorter than they actually are.
Starting point is 00:01:48 The folks at home deserve to see it. It's a visual show. They're fine. Producing is Randall Trimbecky. Hi, Dave. I got, I got something to do. I got a special shout out to a backer, I'm assuming. They pay you for this?
Starting point is 00:02:03 No, they did not, but this is big. We get a cut if they pay you for something. No, this is not. They paid me in a gift, if you will. This is from Chase from Oregon Way, just making Randy's dreams come true. Come, of course, spelled C-U-M. And he gave me a little bag. What's in this little bag, Dave?
Starting point is 00:02:21 Can you guess? I'm sure Dill has got a couple guesses. It's a little magnetic penis. It's magnetic. We're trying to be on the right side of the algorithm here. It's so it's about 90% it's like 95% of what I wanted. I want suction cup, but yeah, look at that. There's people who've never listened to the show that tuned in, and they're like,
Starting point is 00:02:40 what is this, this producer's just a weird guy. This is, uh, so thank you. His dream is 3D printed. Yes. My dream was to just make a little prank sticks to put on my friend's cars and stuff. And now this one's magnet and I can. This, of course, is the mini penis magnet, a penis prank party favor for bachelor's party gag gift penis bag of dicks eat a dick so if you
Starting point is 00:03:02 watch yourself go get one but uh thank you chase man it's it's a beautiful thing to see a dream become a reality for yeah our friend randy over here people are not going to mash the hype point button if you keep doing this we're gonna we're gonna fall down the hype point leaderboard dude now hype points are available on on yesterday's episode i don't understand why they're Everybody can go back and... Yes, they can. We're like 26,000. This is asking a lot of the listeners, but can you go back?
Starting point is 00:03:29 We're just playing with this. We want to see what happens. Just go back and you have to do it on mobile. We think. They're not making it easy for us. And I think the high points aren't available until the video is processed. And the video can be processed like five minutes after we're done going live or like 15 hours after we go to life. YouTube's a beast.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Why do they not want to see us succeed? I don't know. They hate a boy boss winning. That's what you do. Is it because in the first three minutes of the show, you bring a, up your pin 15s. My dream came true, David. At least Dylan's happy for my dream coming true. Yeah, I'm happy for a man. Look, we all have different dreams. His happens to be little dildos. Do you remember the man outfiters one liners? Yeah. A man does this, a man does that.
Starting point is 00:04:13 A man 380 prints dildos. We used to just like do like we do each other in a group text like fake ones. Just mocking the company basically. Yeah, we did. It was the one liners. It was the one liners it was like i always thought man outfitters had like that is a good brand to own you can do stuff no i thought it was one of our better name it was just funny that like how serious the one liners were it was like a man hikes a man lightly starches his button downs yeah and we would just do we would just take we were we were we were mocking the one liners but we would just take them way too far it would be like a man is no i can't even say him Dylan shivery uh stoked to be here man uh Uh, it always turned, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:04:57 Never mind. I mentioned this earlier. Uh, I got a tweet going viral. Check it out at D. Schivory on Twitter. That's, uh, four E's non-consecutive. It's about, I'm just capitalizing on the Ryder Cup press conference. Dude, they look like they're in Zoom calls. That's crazy, dude, because, uh, Will DeFries, he used to be a co-ist of the show.
Starting point is 00:05:16 He had one similar. Did he steal it? I think he might have, yeah. This has actually been picked up by some very, big golf outlet. Here is Zyar Golf? What? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:26 He stole my tweet and he's the one who's getting credit? Dang, dude. Is that true? That's bullshit, man. Dang, you won't believe what I tweeted over at D. Carter Ruff on Twitter or posted on Instagram at D.C. Ruff.
Starting point is 00:05:40 You won't believe what I've got going on there. Man, if we're just plugging stuff, go follow at Do You Know It Show on Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube and things are going to be happening next week, I think. let's just make the announcement for theme week next week hold on my body's not ready okay okay go what did you do to get it ready
Starting point is 00:06:01 I just I took a breath okay yeah this is big news I'm sitting down now is a great time to get in on Patreon not only so this week listener voicemails drops Friday we did a listener a patron only chat for about for over an hour yesterday the three of us hopping in there with the patrons. And then Friday will also have a live coffee Friday,
Starting point is 00:06:27 which is just a free-for-all. How's Coffee Friday differ from this right here? You never know who's going to stop by Coffee Friday. It's a vibe play. We don't have a rundown. Vives are typically very strong. And it's pre-holiday weekend, so you know the... We're going to be buzzing.
Starting point is 00:06:40 Randy's going to be effing around. He's already doing it over there. We'll be buzzing about the Baylor game later that evening. That's right. And a lot more chat engagement, you know. We mix it up with the chat a lot more on the Coffee Fridays. So if you... It's fun.
Starting point is 00:06:54 It's a good time. But next week, we're doing one of our highly coveted theme weeks. I've seen no... I've seen no one criticize theme week stuff on Patreon. And theme week, all it is is we say it's blank week. We'll say, like, we've done teacher week and we've done cringe week. And all of the listener voicemail calls we get for that week have to be on theme. So everything we do will be next week, whatever theme we're about to name is will be.
Starting point is 00:07:26 I worded that poorly. You've got to put the bag away. You got to, you're distracting me. It's not Randy stop. Randy. Why? He's on his silliest right now. Put the bag away.
Starting point is 00:07:39 He has four on his mic stand. But yeah, we're going to do a theme week. And I've lost the will to do the show and I've lost the will to live. So if you want to announce it, go for it. Theme week is going, is it the football? We couldn't think of a good name. Football slash tailgating is the theme. I know, we couldn't think of like a good ball week.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Saturday week. How about ball week? How about game day? Ball week. Game day week. Game day. Look, it's tailgating. It's football.
Starting point is 00:08:08 It's game day. Okay. Everyone has a story of either themselves or one of their friends getting a little too drunk at a tailgate. Everyone's snuck a flask into a football. game and dumped it into a giant, you know, Coca-Cola and just housed it. It just been peepant-strunk at a Purdue game. And they got silly and maybe they threw up, maybe they threw up in the upper deck somewhere. Yeah, or threw in an upper decker.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Or maybe they got dead fish carried out of a stadium, Portnoye style. We don't know. Something cool. So what are we calling it officially? Game day. Game day week. Game day week. Ricky, let's get a little, let's get a graphic from Ricky.
Starting point is 00:08:47 Game day week. I'm just calling Ricky out because I know Ricky's watching or will be. We'll do Game Day Week. That's for next week. Boom. It's official. Hit the fanfare. Give me some medieval fanfare.
Starting point is 00:09:02 There it is. It's Game Day Week. Randy's back in my good graces. I won't have to fire them on the air. I won't do that. Newsletter drops on Friday. Newsletter drops on Friday. that's true even on a holiday weekend wash dot substack.com it's going to be a banger this week even though
Starting point is 00:09:26 it's a very busy Friday we're going to do it well I guess we should say that we know episode on Monday too since it is Monday we're out we're you know what we're like dude we've been grinding so hard we're observing Labor Day we've decided to do that we workers unite and we stand with the workers of the world and of this country that's true and we will stand by sitting yeah and resting We're not going to do much. I'll probably be at my parents' pool. Doing cannonballs of my son. That's sick.
Starting point is 00:09:52 I didn't know they had a pool. Yeah. God. I've talked about it often. Thanks for listening. I don't listen. Ooh, keep your eyes on the shop. You know we have the design.
Starting point is 00:10:03 We just have to put it on a shirt. Well, then Brett's the one who does that. Can you tell us to do it? Fucking idiot. God. He's got a lot going on. He's not feeling well. What's wrong with him?
Starting point is 00:10:13 He says he's got a sinus infection. Oh, that's right. I told him to go home and he just pretended like you didn't hear me. Dude, he's fun. That's that grind mentality. So you can do all this shit from home. You want your biz-deb guy to ignore the go-home request. I know, but he can do everything he's doing, he can do this from home.
Starting point is 00:10:27 I don't, Brad, if you're listening, I don't, I don't, I don't watch you go home. I like having you in the office. I'm just saying if you don't feel good. He's fine. They don't even have the episode out there. They're watching, what, some, is a writer cup picking or whatever you guys are watching? Dude, I did this tweet. Yeah, we know the tweet.
Starting point is 00:10:41 Dude, it's doing straight numbers right now. Randy, pull up the tweet. okay i'll pull up the tweet um and guess what next week is september what does that mean small biz september we're running it back so this is when you will contact brett brett at washedmedia com if you have a small business and you want us to hype it promote it email brett give them a little blurb about it and if it makes the cut as long as it's not like um i don't know 3D printed D-Aldos, then... It's a fun prank.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Then, yeah, we'll gas it up on this show. I'm glad that they're listed on Amazon as a prank thing. So they know what they're doing, but I got the tweet here. It's just a gag, Dylan. Prank dildos. I got the tweet here for you. Big market for those. Put the tweet up.
Starting point is 00:11:29 See, that's the wrong. No, that's the wrong one. This is viral. Oh, this is going pretty well. No, that's the wrong one. 2.4K likes? No, no, no. That's the wrong one.
Starting point is 00:11:38 Oh, okay. It's like my friend Will. copied me. Oh, it happens. Oh, let me go... Good tweets get stolen off and it happens. I'm used to it. Let me just go to Instagram really quickly. Because I think that Zyar Golf, I think... People could
Starting point is 00:11:52 see your DMs, dude, and all the pervy shit you're sending Yeah, all the... Oh. Oh, yeah. Dang. Man. Good tweet, Will. I like it. They picked up the wrong tweet. That sucks, dude. You should tell the manager. I'm going to send them a letter. Yeah, at Will DeFreeze.
Starting point is 00:12:08 he's stealing all my all those new follows it should be me whatever um so yesterday about two minutes after we uh stop recording and i do mean two minutes there was a big announcement on instagram yes there was from a noted pop star yes i'm not talking about uh addison ray it's taylor y'all she's back and uh she has she has been engaged she has announced her engagement to Travis Kelsey. Now, Travis Kelsey, if you're new here, is the tight end, a Hall of Fame caliber tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs. And if you've been living under a rock, you missed it because these two have been all over.
Starting point is 00:12:53 It's the real, they're the darlings of the NFL. Everybody likes them. You should always start a column with, unless you've been living under a rock, comma, you know that Taylor and Travis are now engaged. What was the other thing that we really hated? We've all been there. We've all been there. We've all been there.
Starting point is 00:13:10 That's the one where if you were submitting a, like, a column to PGP back in the day, and I read that, I would be like, man. Those were the two. Like, come on. Just establishing relatability for your column. Not letting the substance of your column speak for itself. Just letting you know, like, you're going to relate to this, whether you like it or not. The worst.
Starting point is 00:13:31 So we're going to do something. Randy, there's even a button on that they're bored for this upcoming segment we're going to do. that i totally forgot about oh you mean headlines headlines we're gonna do some original headlines dude that sounds great headlines dylan i made sure i knew that's a good one man made sure i knew where that one was been a minute's we've done headlines so we wrote our own headlines for this story this mega we did we did because there weren't enough not enough people were talking about it not enough people were excited and reposting everything they saw yeah we decided to write our own. By the way. I saw that, yeah. My lumbar pillow. Shout out to Samsonite.
Starting point is 00:14:14 He's just fucking got me locked in. His back's just fucking locked right now. It's got me locked in. Just engaging core. Yeah. As I sit here. Thank you. Posture is fantastic. All right. So we just write headlines and we read them and they look, here's the deal. They may not be very good, but we wrote them. We used to do blogging back in the day. This is a fun segment. I bet years are going to be really good. Rainier's going to be really good. Mine are very corny. I totally. All right, go. You go first. Wildest dreams do come true.
Starting point is 00:14:42 Taylor's getting hitched. It's good. See, it's too good. That's like... BuzzFeed probably has that somewhere. Someone has used that. Yeah. Go ahead.
Starting point is 00:14:53 All right, Dave's got one for us. She's got a blank space, baby, and she'll write your name because you probably can't spell it, Travis. Oh, oh, he's going on, not Travis, guys. That's good. He went there. Hey, him up. all right here's one that was mean i'm sorry dude uh i wouldn't shake shake it off if i were you now without insuring it first because that rock looks pretty expensive six figures i hear
Starting point is 00:15:19 don't shake it off you know the ring shake shake it of course it's a play on her song shake it off oh the song shake it off by taylor swift taytay and trav make it official please respect their privacy, y'all. I was wondering how many of your headlines ended with comma, y'all. What's that mean? You have a history. What? All right.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Here's one. I knew you were a trouble on my fantasy team when you started dating a pop star. Travis getting hitched. Yeah. You know what I mean? I got my draft tonight. He got, you know, he's fat and happy and in love, you know, you just, you don't, he lost a step. I've got my draft at 8 o'clock tonight.
Starting point is 00:16:05 I might draft him just for this. You should, dude. You should. Taylor Swift announces engagement. Good thing there's nothing else going on in the world, y'all. Okay. Okay. A blank space no more.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Taylor's ring finger has a big ass rock on it. It's good. I bet you'd like to smash that rock up and smoke it. You fucking fiend. Jeez. I don't know. I don't do that. You've never done crap.
Starting point is 00:16:32 Okay. Okay. No comment. Sorry, I thought we were just airing it all out. But yeah, I guess Dylan's never done crack. I like my next one a lot, but I won't hear yours first. Oh, I got one. I got one right off the top of the dome. Taylor and Travis to lose their respective virginities to each other and post-nuptial
Starting point is 00:16:49 coitus. Yes, that's going to be beautiful. They're going to have some sex. Randy's got one off the dome. Off the dome. It's a love story. Baby, she said yes. Yeah, that was.
Starting point is 00:17:02 just low hanging. Yeah. Yeah. So what? This one might be my favorite. You ready? Yeah. Blue Nile 32.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Blue Nile 32 set hut? Wait, how many carrots is her ring? You know Blue Nile? Yeah. No, Ranny doesn't know. You know what Blue Nile is, Rainey? I know Blue 42. That's what everyone said during backyard, you know, football.
Starting point is 00:17:27 Yeah. Blue Nile is a diamond distributor. Oh. very popular one like jared not like jared a little different like k that that that dillen has the best one like on paper that is the best headline that's good that's good you just have to be like a man who's well-versed you have to be a man who's like researched it because like there's a lot of people know blue nile i'm gonna tweet that that's going straight to twitter on cot jams oh he's chasing he's so jealous of will yeah will had that you had that great tweet that's going so in your dome man
Starting point is 00:18:01 I just tweeted it. Damn, Trave, leave some pussy for the rest of us, bud. Oh, man, what is that a world star headline? What that would come from? You can't put pussy in a headline. I don't know. Oh, God, that gave me a cramp. My last one's kind of lame.
Starting point is 00:18:22 I'm going to share it since I wrote it down anyway. This is my last one. Is it like heartfelt? No, it's don't win too many Super Bowl rings, Trave. Got to save room on one of those fingers. this one the ring finger yeah you get it Dave because that's where people were yeah when you get married it's common practice to get a finger or a ring on that finger oh well they choose to do hey all right that was fun that was headlines hit the button one more
Starting point is 00:18:51 time headlines headlines we're gonna do some original headlines dude that sounds great Headlines, Dylan. Dude, I hyped you up in the middle of your thing. That was sick. Ooh, everyone should hype up this video after we're done going live by hitting us with some hype points. Hey, shout out to everybody who, uh, we got upvoted a lot yesterday. Yeah, a lot of, a lot of likes on yesterday's video.
Starting point is 00:19:13 Like to see that, uh, going on high points. We're trying to still figure that out, but still likes and comments below to help us out a ton too. So comment, uh, comment what you had or are having for lunch right now. How about that? We need to, we need to respond. I need to log in as, circling back. This is stuff we could talk about after the show, but I'm logged in on my
Starting point is 00:19:32 personal. We need to like, I hear that helps you with the algorithm. Any damage you might have done by putting your Penn 15s everywhere, we can offset that by responding and showing a fan engagement. Wait, hold up. I now have two tweets going viral. This is crazy. Two tweets just doing mega numbers right now. I'm going to report that one. Dude, that's sick. You've never had two tweets going viral at the same time. Just stacking numbers, dude. Man, you're stacking so many numbers. Your back's going to hurt.
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Starting point is 00:22:32 Lisa.com promo code steam. Let's talk frat. Blue Nile 32. Did you do the tweet? Is it doing numbers? Dude, it's going crazy right now. Let's do the frats, man.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Let's talk frats. I often said nobody doesn't like Sigma Nu. Nobody doesn't like Signu. That guy's awesome. Noted Twitter personality, Bunky Perkins, every year will release the Signu. Incoming Pledge names. It's on a chart, Randy, if you could pull it up for us. And, you know, if you're guys like us, you're guys who have a history, we went to college.
Starting point is 00:23:16 We're college guys. it's yeah i mean it's a collection of the like the waspiest you're the king of frat i'm the king of fret you and ross wispy names like you like you read about man and uh it's just always a fun read and we thought we would we'd promote it here i don't know who you got i want to know who you're most likely okay which one of these pledges are you most likely to have bring you taco cabana at 3 a.m. and never payback. That would be young Willingham Ratterman. Yeah, he needs to be humbled a bit. Yeah. That dude needs to be brought down a peg or two. Yeah. From the mountain. Willingham Ratterman. What a name.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Willingham Ratterman. As for me, I look through this and like if there's a, if there's a pledge I'm going to text real late, like I need something immediately. There's something about Desmond Delessio. Yeah. And I'm definitely not going to call him by his first name. He'll get you there safe. He's just going to be Delessio. And Delessio is going to be the guy.
Starting point is 00:24:19 Like if I am, I don't know, if I'm on the side of the road, if I just got pulled over and they're saying, hey, you need somebody to come pick you up for some reason. I'm calling Delessio. I feel like I can trust him. During a pledge lineup, I'm going to walk down to young Maxton, Schexnaileder. And I'm just going to just absolutely give him the business. just right in his face you're gonna fuck his help up yeah yeah i'm gonna be just i'm gonna have a whiskey breath i'm gonna be spitting in his face yeah i'm just i'm just yelling you know you might
Starting point is 00:24:49 give him like a gentle kiss on his temple yeah and he's not gonna know what that meant but then we're gonna be boys once he's oh yeah you know what i mean uh i can already tell you that pen painter is so fucked big trouble pen painter pen painter's in big trouble yeah yeah uh during a saturday house cleanup, guess who's going to dig a hole and then fill it for me at the end of the, after he takes a hole? Is it Walter? It's cash bore grab. Yeah. He's digging a big hole. And he's not going to be allowed to wear gloves either. He's going to be call. I mean, he's going to be blistered in a whole situation. You know who I'm just going to be just hours on hours and bows and toes? Braden Kennedy. Braden Kennedy? Yeah. That guy's going to have the best
Starting point is 00:25:36 Corbite in the Plutcher. Guess who's doing my biology homework for me? Oh, it's definitely Caleb Morgan. It's Beckham Dutcher. Is it Beckham? Yeah, Beckham Dutcher is so fucked. Dude, Newport Beach. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:48 There's Newport kids, dude. Yeah, for sure. These are some names. Where's all the Beaumont kids? They're not getting Beaumont guys anywhere? Dude, they all go to Texas State. Do we steal their pipeline? Damn.
Starting point is 00:26:02 They have about Devin Fountain Hill. this is unreal Hampton King Who's pledged class Houston Walker Yeah that's not a real person No Houston Walker there's no way
Starting point is 00:26:15 There's no way Who's pledged class president Um It's probably going to be Benjamin Vance I was thinking Owen Straup Kye from Grand Rapids
Starting point is 00:26:27 Yeah that's a good one I like that we've got an Owen in play Yeah you gotta have an Owen A name can take you so far during a pledship. Absolutely. Let's see. Let's pick out one more fun one here.
Starting point is 00:26:39 Anybody with alliteration, they're getting honed in on. There's a Luca in this one day. Sorry to bring that out. We got a Luca? Luca Valon. Wallace driver is going to be the sober driver all pledged ship.
Starting point is 00:26:50 He is not living outside of a car. Oh, Houston kid. Probably one of those at Memorial kids. Memorial kids. They're weird, but they're cool, man. A little jet. I'm going to, I'm going to ask Jet Morgan's sister out on a
Starting point is 00:27:03 I'm going to paint your date. Oh, no. Yeah, I'm just going to paint the shit out of her. Yeah. Yeah, you are? Yeah, you are. I'm going to watch a little jet. He's going to watch as I just grind on her on the dance floor.
Starting point is 00:27:14 He's going to have to drive you all home. To Ying Yang Twins, man. He's going to drive. This sounds very specific. It sounds very specific. I'm just going to grind. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:22 Almost like you were from an era when that was the thing to do. That was the song. Oh, yeah. In 2002. You guys are just shaking it like a salt shaker. We were. Yeah. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Good stuff. Always a pleasure. Always a stop down. Who does the lacrosse names? Those are really strong. Lacks ones are good, too. Like Northeast lacrosse names? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:45 Those are good. Yeah. Out like Pennsylvania way. How many of these kids have eaten Cracker Barrel? And how many of these kids' parents were real mad about the logo change? The minimalist play. You know. Probably quite a few of them.
Starting point is 00:28:01 You know Owen's parents were pissed off. We're real pissed at this Cracker Barrel change. I can't believe they pivoted and went back. They came. I still don't know why people were so upset. I think, I think, I don't, I think, like, China or Russia, like, had the bots gone just to make it look like, create some foe outrage. What, what was the main? Cracker Barrel is, like, a thing that people probably grew up going to.
Starting point is 00:28:30 I mean, it's a southern chain. Southern chain, I assume. They have some up north, too, but I think it's mostly a southern thing. And they changed it. They got rid of the old timer. It's because they took the old white man out of the logo. They took the old white guy in his barrel off, and they're like, oh, or, or, my grandpappy. Look at this woke bullshit.
Starting point is 00:28:48 That was based on my old grandpappy. That was based on Dylan's old great grandprabby. Yeah, I don't understand it. What would your old papaw have to say? I saw it hit the T. I was like, oh, okay. Then I went on with my day because I think I'm a pretty normal person. If you're driving with the fam and like, you're like, man, hungry, hmm.
Starting point is 00:29:07 And you're like, you see, uh, on the highway road, like exit 251, you've got Arbys, got Taco Cabana, the aforementioned. And you got a cracker barrel, but it's minimalist logo cracker barrel. Are you like, are you pulling over just to like set it on fire? Or are you just driving on or are you stopping to eat? Go woke. Go broke. I'm not stopping into that establishment.
Starting point is 00:29:29 Are you kidding me? They're not getting my money. They don't got, they don't got ready. of the old timer they don't did it think they you can still get you know biscuits and gravy in there and it's going to be fine they're not changing the menu no well now they're not changing anything you still get hash browns people got really sausage links people got uh-oh people got really mad at the um the CEO so they posted like what the CEO it's a woman first of all dude the president posted about it and she has she wears like thicker black rim glasses
Starting point is 00:30:02 Okay. Like black frames. She's kind of cute. Um, you know, she's fine looking older. She's CEO. She's CEO. Yeah. And, and, but they were like, oh, well, look, she's got Rachel Maddow glasses. And it just pissed people were just like, oh, of course. We're just, like, as a society, we're just looking for things to piss us all. Like, we're just, we can't wait for the next thing to complain about. It's, it's exhausting. Rainy, do you walk outside to Toot? No, people in the chat, people in the chat are saying, that the audio skipping. To everyone, that's that, I think it's a YouTube thing. Just refresh the feed.
Starting point is 00:30:38 It's happened in the past, and I don't think it's on our end. So just refresh YouTube. If you think Randy did a toot walk, put a little toot emoji in there. It's either producer week or toot week. Is it tut week? I don't think it's tooth week.
Starting point is 00:30:50 I would have told you if it was too. Thanks for walking outside to Toot, man. You know, I should have tuted it in here if I was actually going toot. They actually do have it up out there. The guys are watching now. Wow. I'm surprised Will hasn't busted in here.
Starting point is 00:31:01 That's sick. Um, yeah, they, they changed back. It's almost like that, I don't know. I don't think I'm going to give them the credit of like, yeah, this is all just a big stunt because like their stock is up. It's a publicly traded company. I, have they seen it? I know. I would disclose. I would disclose if I owned the company. I do not. So did the stock dip after the rebrand? And then it's, it's, it's now ascending because of the rebrand. Yeah. Okay. Did you buy the dip? I forgot to. Well, I didn't know they're going to go back to the old loco. I never buy the dip. Yeah, I thought they went, you buy a peak. I thought they went woke and went broke. So, like, why would I buy the dip? Well, they did for a few days.
Starting point is 00:31:41 Full disclosure, I might buy them now that they're peaking. I have to let people know that. I usually don't talk about my finances publicly, but because I might buy them, it makes you work harder. I have to because we're discussing it's integrity and journalism. So. But it's good to know. We can finally go back to Cracker Barrel.
Starting point is 00:31:59 Now, if they fucked around with Waffle House. oh forget about it bro you think people are mad about cracker barrel have you seen uh someone did a a Popeye you know how everyone's like taking other logos and turning it like cracker barrel defying them you know someone did um pop eyes and it's just it's a cook with like a bandana on going like that and it says we will fight you or something like that no that's the waffle house is it waffle house yeah waffle house is uh typically because you know the cook's it right there pop pie is the one that's known to like the cooks will grow up.
Starting point is 00:32:33 There's been some excellent Waffle House fight videos. Anytime you're open late and it's kind of the spot for people to go after the bars. And the fact that the cooks are right there, like where you can see, watch them just operate that grill, that griddle. If you go to Chick-fil-A and you get into it with, you know, the person at the cash register, they're going to be really polite to you. It's probably a 16-year-old also. But if you're at Waffle House, they will climb the, they will climb the counter. Yeah. They will throw hands.
Starting point is 00:33:01 Yeah, you got to be, that's not a place you, uh, you trifle with. That's a place you got to be ready. If you're going to go in, like you will, you will find out. You better, you better stress before you go into Waffle House. Yeah, you better warm it up. Um, look at it's pixelated britt classic. Yeah. Um, it's funny because the Arby's at some point seemingly had to, uh, they got rid of the old school cowboy. Um, the old school big sign cowboy had. and move to the more minimalist approach. And that seems like the only person you got upset about it was me. Yeah, I think that's just like a modernization of branding as opposed to woke branding for the most part. One of my favorite tweets is that minimalism was made up by big, small to sell more or less. Made up by big small to sell more or less. Yes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:34:00 That's all what minimumism is. Big small. okay there's a video making the rounds and it's like that the whole the reason all these companies are doing it is because so they can eventually sell because they uh own the real estate they own um the lots and so they can sell to something else and it can easily be transitioned into like a different business that sells like widgets or whatever without like being easy identified as like oh yeah that's the old McDonald's you know yeah i don't know how true that is there's just i saw it on Twitter. People are retweeting it. A lot of people actually. I knew a guy in college, you played on
Starting point is 00:34:39 my club hockey team, and his dream was to own a Chick-fil-A. He wanted to be a Chick-fil-A franchisee. Rainey had different dreams. My dreams came true. Yeah, clearly. I also, I have found it. Oh, Waffle House. Yeah, we throw hands. That's good. Smoking a heater, too. Dude, heater on the right, chin covered up. Jabb. Still got the apron on. Still got the apron on. So all-time video is when that, like, lady just pretty much redirected the, uh, the chair that was thrown at her.
Starting point is 00:35:09 Oh, yeah. The Waffle House. Oh, yeah. Um, are we done with Walker Barrel? Like, I guess as a society, is that like, we moved on? We're going to let them be? Not that their logo's back, Dave. Logos back.
Starting point is 00:35:24 No, I mean, like, done, like, is the saga over? Done complaining about it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This will be last week's news. pretty quickly.
Starting point is 00:35:32 Yeah. Thank God. People are still talking about American Eagle, but I think, I think crack barrel is done at this point. The things that people just get upset about it, I still think the American Eagle thing, no one was actually that upset about it, just like, it was like three people. I've said that they recruited some new, Ray, if you don't mind looking that up or Dylan, I saw American Eagle has some new blood in their jeans campaign.
Starting point is 00:36:01 who is it is it like tape mccray Addison or A I don't know I confuse those people whatever it is it's probably not that exciting but while you're looking that up
Starting point is 00:36:10 I've got an announcement for tomorrow's show oh shit tomorrow's Thursday we got college football tomorrow night you get college football Friday
Starting point is 00:36:17 oh my god we got it we've I mean we've made it we're here not only will tomorrow be a circling back where you're going to get
Starting point is 00:36:24 this kind of fun and easy banter you're going to have two people on the show you're going to have Live from Wisconsin, remoting in KJ. And you're going to have Dan Regester, Dan Regester, Delco, Dan, our friend. He's going to be sitting right there next to Dylan.
Starting point is 00:36:46 And we're going to talk a little ball tomorrow. It's not the whole show. We're going to talk about whatever. We've got to talk a little bit of ball stuff. We're going to talk ball, yeah. For those of you who miss too much dip, and there are tens of you out there. Yeah, to the 100 people. We're talking ball.
Starting point is 00:37:01 We're talking ball. We'll talk other stuff too, but ball is going to be in there. KJ, of course, played at a collegiate level, played at Texas Tech in SMU. He did. Dan, of course, is a noted gambler. He bets at a collegiate level. He's from Philly, big selling point. Yeah, he's from Philly.
Starting point is 00:37:20 And me, of course, just a, I'm from just an absolute factory of D1 talent, Dunkerville High School. And Dylan's Dylan. I watch ball. Dylan can tell you everything you need to know about arch I have a very strong baseline knowledge of football He's a he's a five-star orange bloods member Yeah five-star arch fan Yeah
Starting point is 00:37:43 Did you have to come up with a new screen name or whatever in the forums in there? Did you archify it? I didn't know Okay Number one arch guy No, I didn't do that Did anybody look up the American Eagle thing? Yeah, I didn't find anything
Starting point is 00:37:56 All right, I'll fuck off All right, well good show, bye I looked for American Eagle ad and I just saw Sweens everywhere still. What? Let me see. I already exed out. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:38:06 Don't freaking send me that. Just denimed out, man. Man, look at that. Yeah. Yeah. Just kidding. Did you know Burning Man's going down right now? I did.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Did you really? No, I didn't. Why would you lie about that? I knew yesterday we were talking about the dust storm. That's the only way I know. It's off my radar. I don't know. I don't know where it is. It's in the desert somewhere, but where? California, that California way? I thought it was Nevada. It's somewhere between California and Nevada. Somewhere between? Yeah. Every year, every year they show like a helicopter vid of like the traffic getting in there, like traffic backed up for 10 to 15 miles. This is like eight hours worth of traffic just to get into Burning Man. So that right, that right there is enough to keep me out of burning. Is this the one where they said like set up camp and.
Starting point is 00:38:59 sleep out there for a few days yeah yeah oh i'm so out on that shit man um but uh they had a they had a dust storm blow through is it pretty gnarly um it was pretty gnarly um and it destroyed some some encampments including the uh is this a music festival or just a hangout festival i ask i soss hang out festival friend the show sauce because apparently his dad goes every year and like goes like for five days but it's uh like wait what yeah yeah you didn't know this sauce his dad goes all time uh apparently he was like on the he met shack on the side of like an airplane wing or something like that i don't know that's a met him on a wing i think that they had like a big airplane that that was just out there like not actually there
Starting point is 00:39:44 it's a large man to be standing on a wing and people were just like parting on the side of an airplane wing okay i don't think it was actually airplane that works anymore but anyways uh it's like an art festival sort of thing it's like a so no musical acts there's There's DJs and stuff, but it's not, it's not like a music festival. It's not like, I don't think they have like headliners and stuff. Well, bad news. The sex positive structure known as the Orgy Dome was destroyed. Do we have a video of this dust storm?
Starting point is 00:40:10 Of the orgy? There's some video, keep up a little video on Twitter. Surely there are thousands of phones pointed at it when it was happening. Well, the Orgy Dome was destroyed. What? You hate it. So were they doing orgies now? Probably in the car.
Starting point is 00:40:21 That's where you would be hanging out, wouldn't you sick? Fuck. In the Orgy Dome? Yeah. Yeah, I love Blue Monique. day their cover of it saw with the corn family values tour a long time ago mad max beyond an orgy dome
Starting point is 00:40:32 um it says uh yeah tragedy befell burning man this week as the black rock city establishment was destroyed by strong winds and swept across the playa you think it's fucking funny is there footage from inside the orgy dome oh why so you could see people
Starting point is 00:40:51 engaging in sex positive acts you sick oh god let's see if there's actually That sounds good sound, Randy. Orgy people are, I'm on a different way than orgy people. The Orgy Dome, which was erected at the Desert Festivals in 2003. Oh, my God. Is sex-positive, consensual space for couples and morsems to play during their stay of Black Rock City? This looks like that Mission Impossible scene.
Starting point is 00:41:20 Oh, yeah, the one at the beginning. The first reckoning one? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? That's a good scene. Didn't think he was going to survive that one, but he did. Oh, she's cute. So everybody out there.
Starting point is 00:41:34 Oh, there's the orgy dome. It's even labeled Orgy Dome. Yeah. Okay. So people's going there and have orgies or what's going on in there? I think so. I mean, it's Burning Man, man. How do you not know about Burning Man?
Starting point is 00:41:44 Yeah, Burning Man is like... I know about Burning Man. I feel like you almost went to Burning Man. No, I don't know about the Orgy Dome, did? Oh, good. He's playing Dome over here. Good to know that if you, if you notice here, that the Orgy Dome typically does have.
Starting point is 00:41:56 air conditioning in it. Oh, can you imagine if it didn't? Well, you got to change those filters often. Just sweaty bodies just everywhere. A lot of drugs getting done here, dude. Yeah, this is the drug festival, right? Yeah. More so than the other ones.
Starting point is 00:42:10 They all are. Probably smoking crack. This stack of mattresses too for the orgy dome. Oh, they have mattresses in the orgy dome? None of those releases, I'll tell you that much. I was going to say it's not tie it to the previous. Uh, yeah, man. Can you buy one of those off like a Facebook
Starting point is 00:42:26 marketplace or something like a used one yeah yeah you probably can actually it's just so disgusting yeah this is tough for everybody that went out there man all the founders but there's going to be some fire linkedin posts from this like people aren't going to be like people are going to wonder where there's the cSO their company went for four days and then they're going to see a linkedin post and how they almost died and they got a wicked sinus infection from the dust storm but like how it how it taught them how to how to be able to be sales yeah b to b sales increase after this tenfold how many tech uh CEOs were uh microdosing ketamine out there do you think probably a lot looks like the last place on earth i'd want to be no offense to those
Starting point is 00:43:06 you go to this kind of yeah but yeah interesting it's probably not that bad i just don't want to camp out i just don't want to camp out in the desert with a bunch of weirdos i just don't like the bathroom situation well there you go as you say it portopodies yeah i don't like like the idea of so you see a lot of ladies go to this and they get these really like skimpy, but ornate, intricate outfits. At the end of the day, they still have to go use a porta potty. Do they have showers? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:35 Got to, right? Dude, I love an outdoor shower. Oh, yeah. Is there anything better than just cranking it up, like, as cold as it goes, and just going outdoor? Okay. What? An outdoor shower at the beach is ideal.
Starting point is 00:43:46 Pretty elite. I was, people forget, I was in seaside in the outdoor shower, taking an ice cold shower when a jet did a fly by the beach. and it scared the shit out of me. It was so sick. It was so sick. Dude, I love a flyby. So sick.
Starting point is 00:44:01 Good thing I was in the shower, if you know what I mean. Yeah. Yeah. What were you doing? You said he was cranking the... I was peeing up. You were peeing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:13 It wasn't cool. No, that's fine. You're peeing that. You pee the indoor shower. Yeah, you're right. You're right. And then last. Oh, you know what?
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Starting point is 00:45:56 and see if anything jumps out of you, Randy. Yes, of course, the link is definitely in the rundown. It's definitely in the Slack that I said. Oh, it's in the Slack, okay, gotcha. This guy. That's on me, I guess. That's on me.
Starting point is 00:46:09 I'll take it, if you want me to start put it in the runny, I'll put it in the runny. Yeah, I don't see it in the Slack. I'm not going to get mad at you on the show. Oh, no, I don't see it on the Slack. I don't see it on the Slack. Well, it's an AI crowd, Dylan. And it's very, very, if you, it should pop up on Twitter.
Starting point is 00:46:29 It's kind of tough because, I still think fondly of Will Smith, like just from 90s, Will Smith. You know what I'm saying? Look, I'm not going to act like I was a big fan of his music career. Wild Wild West. I mean, that's a fun. That's a fun song. He's got Cisco in there. That movie was absolute trash.
Starting point is 00:46:50 Yep. but that being said we get a while we get a while wild west do we don't have the video the wickedly wild James West Desperado
Starting point is 00:46:58 I gotta see this I'm trying to find it I want to make fun of Will Smith you know the thing about him is he doesn't have to cuss in his wraps to sell records man his brand at least to me took a nose dive
Starting point is 00:47:12 after the Chris Rock slap man he slapped the shit out of Chris Rock this is the one okay I found it on Reddit folks so he's performing and he is um let's hear the song will we get dinged uh maybe will it affect our hype points oh my god the crowd is clearly a i these are not real people oh that guy yeah that guy for sure why do this when it's so easy to figure it out he's going to get exposed well he did and
Starting point is 00:47:44 it doesn't really matter like what's going to happen not there's not that many people really care about Will Smith's music. No, he can't, he can't sell, he can't sell this many tickets to a concert. No, that's what I said. Would you go see him at Mohawk? Would you go see him in like a small venue if he was here? No. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:48:02 No. He's going to do the wickedly wild west. Yeah, men in black. The wickedly wild. It is funny because like, Will Smith was like the original, Will Smith eating spaghetti is like the benchmark for a while if like AI is good or not like do you remember those videos well the first one yeah it was like very terrible so it's just funny that it's will smith a i stuff again all right now we're
Starting point is 00:48:25 got to play a game that people really like it's dillon explaining to his great great grandpappy that will smith is using AI for uh promotional hey grandpa hey grandpa happy hey i do you see this will smith at concert thing i'm not familiar with this game well he ever heard wild west i lived it well he did a concert but no not many people showed up so they They added fake people in the crowd with AI, artificial intelligence. We didn't have concerts in my day. We went down to the watering hole and just slapped around a banjo. Slapped around a banjo.
Starting point is 00:49:01 Maybe my old, my old grandpabby popped out the fiddle. Really? Yeah, generations of watering a hole. Yeah. Just strumming, man. So what's AI? That's beautiful. It's artificial intelligence.
Starting point is 00:49:17 It's computers. It's fake. It's not real. Intelligence. Yeah. I never learned to read. Why not, dude? You had all this time.
Starting point is 00:49:29 Banked and took the farm. You could still learn how to read. You got to find something else to do. That's all right. Why did the bank take your farm away? I took all my, I couldn't make payments. I took all my possessions, put them in a little sack, put them on a stick, and I hopped on a train. well you still made a life out of yourself that's great yeah look at you yeah i'm
Starting point is 00:49:52 podcasting now you're doing a podcast yeah this character's changing as he speak do you know what podcasts are i do now i'm very proud of you thank you that means a lot i heard you shit your pants with your buddies one time i read that article it was a good one that's true i did i wrote about it people like that one it went viral yeah so you had a tweet that almost went viral but your buddy will out there beat you to it you're on twitter i dabble okay i've got a burner you're seeing this cracker barrel stuff what are they thinking they went woke dude i don't know what's going on did you know that the old timer next to the barrel was me really i indeed i did not know that's that's pretty that's pretty cool that's a penny for your thoughts
Starting point is 00:50:41 okay all right well okay good good episode He's hopping in for the last few minutes. You guys talking some ball tomorrow? We're talking ball tomorrow. We got KJ, we got the jackhammer in here. I know him well. It's ball-heavy Thursday. Well, I'll tell you this much, man.
Starting point is 00:50:58 Football looked a lot different back in my day. Yeah, they did, didn't it? The helmets looked different. Yeah. We played a different game. We didn't throw no passes. All white guys, right? Yeah, a lot of whites.
Starting point is 00:51:08 That's when Auburn was winning all those titles, right? Back, yeah, I remember that team. Yeah, the scores were like six to three. Yeah, that's right. that's how we like it. All defense. All defense. We didn't have four passback, Dan.
Starting point is 00:51:20 Yeah. Every now and then they'd do it. Oh, it was the starting center. At 195 pounds. 140 pounds. It was the dust bowl. All right. We can go now.
Starting point is 00:51:30 Bye. Bye. Okay. Bye. You know,

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