Circling Back - Sydney Sweeney, Crymaxxing, & an Opportunity in Turkey | Circling Back 4-21-26

Episode Date: April 21, 2026

Dave and Randy share their anti-starter kits for Dillon, someone is now crymaxxing for softer hair, Dave might have an opportunity to go to Turkey for new hair, and what's up with the Sydney Sweeney blowback? Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ • (00:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (17:50) Anti-Starter Packs (Dillon) • (47:50) Crymaxxing • (55:10) Would Dave go to Turkey for new hair? • (1:03:15) Sweeney Blowback Support This Episode’s Sponsors: - Poncho: Go to ⁠https://ponchooutdoors.com/STEAM⁠ for $10 off your first order and free shipping. - Warby Parker: buy one prescription pair and get 20% off any additional prescription pairs at ⁠https://warbyparker.com/steam⁠ - BetterHelp: Our listeners get 10% off their first month at ⁠https://betterhelp.com/circling⁠ - Underdog Fantasy: Download the app today and sign up with promo code STEAM to score FIFTY DOLLARS in Bonus Funds when you play your first FIVE dollars – that’s promo code STEAM Must be 18+ (19+ in Alabama & Nebraska; 19+ in Colorado for some games; 21+ in Arizona, Massachusetts & Virginia) and present in a state where Underdog Fantasy operates. Terms apply. See assets.underdogfantasy.com/web/PlayandGetTerms_DFS_.html for details. Offer not valid in Maryland, Michigan, Ohio, and Pennsylvania. Concerned with your play? Call 1-800-GAMBLER or visit www.ncpgambling.org. In New York, call the 24/7 HOPEline at 1-877-8-HOPENY or Text HOPENY (467369) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello We're back It's Tuesday morning It's a circling back podcast welcome Thank you Do you think I was talking to you Because I wasn't Yeah let's just

Hey man Let's just cancel the show, dude I'm sorry You should apologize to me as well Okay Interaction Hey Randall Trebeki I'm producing.

Hi, Dave. What's up? I waited my turn. You did. I see you're wearing a white socks. I am. Sweat shirt off of the minor criticism you got of your fandom. From yourself, really.

Hey, Jay Prasinski? Uh-huh. This is the 2005. I hated him. Everyone hated that guy. Former Ranger as well. That's a good Polish boy right there. Yeah.

World champions beat the Astros. Przinski's Polish? I would have guessed Italian. Hey. I would have guessed. I would have guessed Chia. I catch you the ball. What's, what country is that?

Chachia. Chachia. Chachia. Yeah, it's over there. He was, uh, cross the way. He was a one year ranger. He actually wasn't a bad ranger. But I found myself just being like, ah, he was just,

just one of those impossible to like athletes. I don't know. Something about his name being AJ. It doesn't help for me. Yeah. Yeah. No offense to our friend KJ. KJ is cool.

totally different people or dj DJ's sick what chaos is that him that's that's the DGE I'm talking about yeah they refuse to engage with our barbs that we're thrown out of our light lightly hearted barbs they're not gonna punch down they're too busy right now yeah they're too busy

watching puck Randy's taking notes over there I think he's added to his anti-starter kit or something yes I did yes I did okay okay you're gonna have to wait on that one Are we leading with that? That's what you have at the top of the rundown, yes.

Fuck them. Great. That is a great sweatshirt. Is that a vintage? Is that a thrift store find or what's going on? No, I think my parents got this like when we actually won back in 2005. And I found it in the closet and I said, I'm taking it. It's got all the players.

It's got Paul Canerco. It's got Mark Burley. It's got A.J. Prisinski, Joe Creedy. I could go through all the rest of my own. Yeah, let's keep going. Okay. You know, there's other ones.

Like other ones. Bobby Jenks. Such as Scott Pesednik, Jermaine Dye. Germain die. Germain die. Love Jermaine Dade. Tatehito. Power hitting right-hander.

Yeah, there's more. But yeah. Good team. Here's a power hitting right-hander, Dylan Schivary. Pretty stoked to be here today. Thank you, David. Someone put a video up on Twitter of Kendall Jenner at the gas station, filling her range rover up with gas.

Okay. And it says, Kendall Jenner, highest paid, world's highest paid model. working at a gas station herself no attitude just pure humility good job all right is it a surprise that kennel jenner's pumping her own gas yeah i'd say so but let's not give someone too much credit for just pumping gas guys this is not you know i wish it was an italian gas station yeah real ball know her play yeah it's not like she's she's you know on the side of the road like you know digging trenches i mean just she's just pumping gas let's calm down open Yeah, she's not digging trenches.

Yeah. She's not out the mud, would it? No, no. She's not getting her hands dirty. Hey, you sneaky sometimes have A-Rod legs when you have that laptop on your lap. That one? Can you find the A-Rod tweet? I think I got sent to too much dip.

There's an A-Rod tweet that I feel like we need to at least touch on. You don't have to do it right to sack. I can find it. He's writing a book. He's just starting the book. There's not a word down on that paper yet. Well, he's going to write it. he's going to write it by hand.

That's an old, that's an old picture. Did he ever write it? I don't know. Has he released a book? Is that an old picture? Yeah. Yeah. So that makes it worse because when I saw that, I almost thought, okay, he's doing this as like an engagement hack.

This is like a, he knows he's going to get roasted for this. But if that's old, like how old? A couple years. I think it's a few. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Then he, no, that was in a pre, sell yourself out for, some clicks era.

That was like when he probably took himself super seriously, which he may still now, but it's a very hilarious pick. Why would he post that? Remember his photo shoot in the front of the mirror? Yeah. That was bizarre, man. Yeah. I do.

He's an interesting guy. Somebody is. Was it Will? Who saw him in Vegas recently? I don't know. Ryan. I don't know. I don't know.

We know so many people. We're so popular. Well, welcome to the show. Thanks. Do you want to at tone for what you did at the beginning of the show? I was just responding to you, dog. I was looking into that camera. You low-key made eye contact with me.

Lo-keyed. Well, yeah, you're my fellow host. Your friend. Contributor. Yeah, you're, no, I'm the contributor. People forget. I'm just the contributor. Shout out to Dave.

The other Dave. We've got a big show. Oh, there it is. That's not, I can't believe that's real. Why did he pose that? Repose, oh, okay, yeah. A-Rod Corp, yeah, okay. This is such a bad, guys.

Describe it for the folks at home who aren't realizing it's a visual show. It hasn't clocked to them yet. It is A-Rod sitting, looks to be in his backyard on a lounge chair. Nice day. With his legs propped up in touching, so they're together. He's got cookout legs, but in an elevated position, and he's got a blank piece of paper on his lap. It says book.

Underlined. Yeah, handwritten book, underlined. And then it has the Arod Corp logo in the top right. This guy has on a stationary. Do you think he underlined book because he realizes you're in like a literator or in writing? You're just to underline the title. Yeah, maybe. There's no.

Yeah, it's a working title. I don't think that's me called book. Book. I forgot that Meek Mill was eating French fries at the pool on his lap. Yeah. Yeah, you don't see that. No. Pool water.

There's not, dude, a surefire way to get me to not eat my, my poolside lunch is splash a little pool water on it. That's just, that's an ender for me. No, you don't want that. I don't want pool water with my, uh, freedom fries. Mm-hmm. Not at all. Hey, later on today, we're going to do, um, circling back on touching based, touching base.

I always do that. Uh, what is that? You're probably asking. I'm unfamiliar. Well, here's the deal. We've got some classic audio from our old podcast, touching bass, and we'd like to comment on it. Listen to it, riff a little bit, just laugh, maybe get you, if you're new here,

and you're looking for some canon or even some lore about the lads and that fellow, that old, that old sock who used to be on the show, Will DeFries. He doesn't like it when you call him a sock. I just remember that. That's part of the lore as well. But anyway, you can listen to that. I thought he was more fine with sock than thumb. Thumb, he didn't like you're right.

See, he ran, he knows it all. He's the Oracle. Is that from Maui Duda? Is she the one that called him Thumb originally? I think she called him sock. Thumb was more of a, I don't know who did Thumb. I think she did Thumb and Sok came from a listener. I was trying to give her the benefit of the doubt, but yeah.

Okay. I don't know. I'd rather be a sock than a thumb. I think so. To me, Will's not Thumbie at all. He's not thummy at all. Thumb, when I think of thumb, I think of like a Joe Rogan type, like stout, bald. You know what I'm saying?

He does give wool sock worn by like an 80-year-old man, like drinking coffee, reading a newspaper on a crispy fall warrant. That could be the move, though. You know? Yeah. I don't think he would argue with that. Like his favorite pair of wool socks. Yeah. Anyway, it'll be better than what we just did there, I promise you.

It'll be very, very good. That's on Patreon. You want to support this show? You like what you see? You like what you hear? Go join our Patreon, please. Please do it. Please do it right now.

Stop what you're doing. We would really appreciate that. Also, check us out on Spotify video and YouTube. If you're watching this live, you already know about that. But subscribe, leave comments. Randy, what's the best way to watch us, in your opinion? I think that both. Watch us on both platforms.

Concurrently. Watch us live stream on YouTube and then watch us back on Spotify. for the things that you missed. Yeah. Background, have us on live in the background while you're hammering away on some spreadies. And then tonight, go back for context and peep us on Spotify.

But if you are a Apple podcast and you're just listening, I would say switch over to Spotify. That will help us more than anything. As far as YouTube and Spotify, the difference, not too sure right now, but we'll say that switching from Apple to Spotify will be better for us.

We're still learning as we go. It reminds me the time I switch from Motorola to a Primeco phone. I do remember that. And here's the best thing about switching over to Spotify, if you're already a Spotify premium user and you're listening on Apple Podcasts. Guess who's going to be on your Spotify wrapped at the end of the year? Can I guess? Go ahead.

Can we do a private message video this time? Yeah. It's us. It's us. We'll be on there. So start getting your numbers up for Spotify circling back and we'll be on your app. on your wrapped sorry voice cracked

i got all excited Dave shot me a look because you said spotify yeah spotify did i say spotify you did it's all right all my spot heads out there my spoties hey i've got a freckle on my eye what um

little PSA this is this is not on the rundown it's a davidorial okay mark it down davidorial let's hear it dog breaking Dave news Went to the eye doctor yesterday.

And I haven't been in a long time. First takeaway, the imaging stuff that they use, the technology, you will be surprised, learned really advanced now. Like insanely crazy. I'm more. Do they do the eye puff things still? Or the air puff thing?

They just got rid of that. It didn't shoot at mine. It wasn't like I thought it was going to be, though. I just felt a little bit on my eyelashes. Oh, yeah. Last year, they did the full on, but this year they got a new machine. I even asked the person, like, is that new? And they're like, yeah, we're no longer do the iPuff thing.

It's not nicer. Huge. Thank God. You used to have to pay for that back in the day. Yeah, that one trip to Vegas. So you got freckle. And she's like looking at it. And like they showed a very detailed.

It looked like a Jimmy Webb, a James Webb telescope photo where it's like, this is your eye. Here's your optic nerve. Mm-hmm. Everything looks good. but you do have this little freckle here. We've got to come back in six months. Was it the image that you like look at the green cross and then like a blue light goes across and down?

Yeah. It's good ball knowledge from you. Oh, yeah. And talking about the glasses thing. I'll get there. Maybe I wanted to hit them with it. Surprise them. Hit him with it.

I'll put it on a tee for you, dog. You want to hit a guy with glasses? Some takeaways from my eyes. I have great long, long distance vision. She said people would pay thousands of dollars. dollars to have your vision. And I was like, oh, you say that to all the old cowboys who come in here, don't you? That's how I said it too.

She's no, no, seriously, I'm a, I'm a doctor, and this is serious. I get you. I wouldn't even be able to read probably Guinness from where I'm sitting right there on that. Maybe Guinness, but I wouldn't be able to root brood in Ireland. Really? Yeah. I'm suffering from eye fatigue. Oh, tired eye, looking ass.

She also told me I'm a fast blinker, a half blinker. She said you blink extremely fast and it could cause you to have overly dry eyes. Good to know. She's like, she's like less than, she's like there's probably you're in the elite tier of vision blinking. She didn't tell me that. She didn't tell me I was a half blinker though. And I was like, she didn't really give me any like context for that. I was like, I guess I could have asked her, but she was rolling.

But I'm just like, is that a bad thing? She did Molly. I don't know if she was on Molly. She did ask me about podcasts, though. She asked me how hard it was to start one. She asked me what I did for a living. I told her. I didn't lie.

Yeah. No, don't lie. She's like, yeah. You know, I've thought about podcasting. I was like, cool. I was like, if there's no barrier of entry. Start one. Yeah.

You just need a way to record it in an internet connection, basically. Yeah, we got internet around these parts. I sure do, Dave. Yeah, I got to get some computer readers. So, I don't know if I'm going to wear him on the show. I probably won't. There might be some days. We can't have two glasses guys on the show.

No. We'd have one glasses guy who's doing it because he needs him. And one guy who's doing it because, like, somebody told me he looked hot back in the day. These are blue light blockers, dog? I'm blocking blue light has no chance against me right now. You sure? Sure about that? There is anti-woke glasses. Oh.

Also, there were B Parker's. So, you know, good. Tusha. Later on for that. Pax. We got another read. See, that was it. get your eyes checked i hadn't done it a long time it felt good i'm gonna get enough them at that age

you know i have i have contacts that have blue light blocking in the contacts how about that we did blue light become the enemy people say it's uh all a hoax too that there's no actual added benefit i don't know fake news do they really say that yes who's saying that i don't know someone in the chat one time and then like some people on the internet i didn't know i had we had ophthalmologists in the chat is that what it is automatrist well those are different optimologists i'm assuming yeah they do more diagnosing i reckon yeah optimologist because i got i did look up the difference when i got in there i was very dumb the only thing i care about is that our backers are optimized on patreon you know what i'm saying there it is that's why we pay him that's why i pay him

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starter packs where you want to call them in the past which is where we let's say we're doing Dave we just we we share things that represent day like a poncho shirt for example pretty boy swag pretty boy swag father of two that's just a fact I mean you guys talked about it though perhaps golf guy loves golf guy likes to play golf you don't love them back though so some some new balance tennies these are all three things that are rainy Tuesday morning. Right. Again, you're just setting the...

Yeah. This is like the time I asked Dylan to compliment you on... Just describe what I was wearing. That's good. That's a good bit, dude. He wears a hat well. Okay. Being able to compliment people is on Dylan's anti-starter pack now.

So anti-would be things that don't represent, Dave. The opposite of that. Okay. So now we're going to... Today we're doing Dylan. Today we're doing Dylan. And I'm excited to see what you guys come up with. I have no idea what this could entail.

The results may surprise you. Yeah. Are you guys just going to trade off? Like, how many do you have? I bet we have a lot of overlap, but I've got like five or six. And I might have a surprise bonus at the end. Oh. Bonus content.

Good sound effect, Randy. Thank you. Dave, you can start off. Why not? You know, let me keep it. Because I'm sure we do have overlap. so I'll just cross some of the stuff off. This is the anti-starter pack for Dylan.

Mm-hmm. My first one. Outdoor playoff football. That's so stupid. That belongs in my starter kit. This dude... This guy hates it. No, I don't.

This guy, like, literally, not only... He can't stand it so much that he will go on to a podcast. Absolutely torch the elements. I'm tired of clarifying my comments on that. And then walk it back slightly, like, It's actually what I was not saying. I never had to walk anything back. I was very clear from the jump.

I said to preface this whole conversation, I love cold weather or rainy weather or any bad weather football. I think it's a lot of fun. That was my preface for the entire. But in the playoffs. But in the playoffs. As the football gets more important, i.e. playoffs, weather conditions tend to get pretty poor,

and it limits the players' abilities on the field. Keep going. And I think that's more of just an observation than it is a take. He walked it back from take to observation. He knew he's going to get smoked. So I'll just, you know, I'll just cross this one off. I have a mind, which is having good takes.

So I'll just, that was that. Go on, dude. Oh, no, you can do that. I feel like my takes are goaded. Like someone says in the chat here, finishing your antibiotics. Oh, good one. That is, that's not the anti.

Who said that? Who shot him out? That was Ryan. our bex we know her as uh ryan are uh ryan with an eye with an shouts to rye that's a long time listener there out to our gal rye once you call him down there buddy i love rye she's because she's a good one are we doing rye i'm not the first one to call her rye i promise that all right i usually get rye bread when when offered oh i don't like right bread i'm not a big rife right i don't like rye bread

No. Actually, dude, I find it kind of foul. Write that down for his anti-star. Okay. Just the worst fucking takes, you can imagine. So that'd be good takes. Like, I guess like, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. On Dave's understanding the topic.

No, I am confused. Okay. So I guess I'll just do one. This one should be probably on yours. Sugar. This guy hates sugar. It's true, dude. It's a silent killer, man.

Truly hates it. First thing to look at, nutritional facts on any snack I ever eat. I'm gonna... What's the sugar content? I'm gonna take the curtain right now, okay. Pull it back.

Pull it back. Hold on, look. It's a visual show. Look, look at... Yeah, I can see it, dude. If you're watching on Spotify video, you just saw Dave pull back the curtain. A couple weeks ago, I was like,

hey, I'm gonna run to Costco right quick. Y'all let me know. I always... I even though I got a general idea of what people were gonna want, I always say, like, Randy, like, can you get the olive?

He don't actually you don't ask for him anymore. I just get them. But, you know, people will be like, can you get some more of these things? Brett, Brett loves some caffeine. Yeah. We got these little, uh,

little protein ball snacks in there. It's like two little bites of food and it has 16 grams of sugar total in it. And I'm just not going to eat that. He goes, there's, they're like peanut bone jelly bites. And I ask me for those.

They're RX. They're RX and they don't have them anymore. Which is a, Costco will change it up on you. And this is what Dave. They're RX balls. This is what Dave told me. He said that,

Costco no longer carries low sugar snacks. Like, dude, there's no way that's true. There's no way that's accurate. This is a quote. Dylan goes, do you mind, like, he was being serious and he knew he's going to get smoked for this? He just like, do you mind getting some, like, more low sugar stuff? Like, he was being genuine. It's a sugar fest in there right now.

He's fine. He looked that Dave gave me after Dylan said. That was just. That's a reasonable request. Plus, you prompted. We have, you asked us for, for, like, recommendations. I did. I know.

I would just next time privately send me that. I'm still going to smokey for it. Because this was right after I listed everything. Because usually Dave will go and say, hey, any requests, nobody has requests. I'm like, you know what,

Dave? Randy had requests that day too. Like those granola balls that we got were good. Those peanut bun jelly bites. You're like little, like coconut protein bars. Those are low sugar. Those bars that are in there now are low sugar.

I was going to eat those on occasion. I'm just telling you, I think in 10 years we're going to look back on the low sugar era and be like, Okay, sugar's still bad, but the sugar alternatives may not have been so great. Yeah, they're probably not great, but that might have been what gave you the explosive diarrhea a couple weeks ago. No, it wasn't. That was a week in Mexico, I think.

Yeah, it's probably more likely. Blame it on Mexico. If you need a reason. Nice. All right, I'll go. The anti-Dillin starter kit. This is an old one. This is for real, real circle heads.

Hoodies under sport coats. Oh, that's a good one. I fucking hate that look. Dude, nothing drives Dylan more nuts. I will judge the fuck out of you if you wear that. I fucking hate it. It is so stupid looking. Think like 2010's entrepreneur, like guy, tech guy from 2018.

Dude, it is such a stupid combination. I fucking hate it. Who's the Whittington? Is it Amazon Prime? Who's one of the guys on one of the Thursday night football crew? Is it Wittington?

No, not Witting. What's his name? The guy who's on there with Kyle Fitzpatrick. Andre. Andre. Is it Cajer? Is it Cajette?

What's his fucking name? I forgot his name. Big dude. I think he was a left tackle in the league for the Rams for years. Dylan hates this look. I do. Because I have worn this look

and Dylan has been like, I don't like that. Because a hoodie, to me is such a casual thing to wear. It's a tucked. It's like you put it on because you want to be comfortable, right? It's not like a it's the just position. That one's bad. When you hit it

with a, that's, it just looks so stupid, man. That's a good one, Dave. All right, Randall. Yeah. You want me to go? I do. All right, I will do pop punk. Oh, yeah. Everybody was thinking. Yeah. Yeah. I

don't get it. I don't get it. I don't get pop punk and how it appeals to so many people i really don't there was a girl i had a crush on uh growing up and i found out that her favorite band was blink one 82 and i got the ick i was like i can't believe she was too good for you i can't believe that she loves this band you would never matter at the rock show in the back room what's interesting though about that is that her liking it stood out so much among our friend group because all of the people all the friends i grew up with like not a second of pop punk played in our orbit. Like, no one listened to it at all.

I bet Chels likes Pop Punk or did. She does. She does. She took him to Blink 182 at the ACL. That's why I went to blink. Yeah, that Cali, because she's from... She's got some Cali swag. Cali, Cali lends itself to Pop Punk.

She's about 20, 25 miles outside of L.A. That's where she grew up. Santa Clarita. Yeah. I don't, I just don't, I don't, it doesn't clocked him. me and that's okay i like i respect that you guys like it but it's just not for me it feels like someone it feels like an elaborate prank that the world is playing on me that that genre exists the world has turned and left me here the nasally vocals it sounds like this the same lead singer for every pop i've been

listening to newfound glory it sounds like dylan's just a kid in the world is a nightmare you know it's what it sounds like i guess his life is the night maybe i got that wrong i'm just thinking like that How we could just sit here and just sing like the first few lyrics to like every pop punk song everyone ever who's the what's the world is a vampire that's smashing pumpkin i bet he likes smashing pumpkins they had a couple bangers yeah good band uh what's the concert you're trying to get me to go to uh the bowling for soup uh simple plan and 303 i'm not dude why you can't i can't do three oh three oh three i can't do three I do love this smooth criminal cover. Alien Ampharm.

I think that song bangs. That song bangs. In a great music video. Check it out. They just did a version of that with Corey Feldman. That music video slaps real hard. It's a great video. I'll put a wreck out there.

If anyone's into Disney music and pop punk. I don't know if people know about this, they did a lot of these pop punk bands did a album like punk. Punk goes crank and like pop goes punk. They did a Disney one recently, like a year or two ago. It's called a whole new sound. Give it a listen. I enjoy it.

We listen to one. There's a newfound glory one on there. Yeah. So whatever. All right, my turn. From the style world, the fashion world. Boaties. Oh, yeah.

Doing. Joe, if you were rocking. Now, to be clear, not like at a black tie event. There are two exceptions for wearing a bow tie in my humble opinion when you're wearing a tux and if you're under 12 years old young sheldon kids can get away it's like a cute i like how cute this kid is with a you know he's got a suit on and a bow tie i would not wear one now that wasn't to a black tie wedding but i have in the past worn a bowtie a number guys who wear them to be different i think i would agree with dillan but i'll throw one more on there

i would say Kentucky derby yeah that's okay yeah i'll let i'll let that slide to you what if you're uh what if you are a Alabama, relatively early internet viral Alabama fan sensation named J.T. Bowtie. If you're doing it as part of your online bit presence, then yeah, sure. It's a ball and hour play. Does the Alabama Frat consultant wear a bowtie? I don't know. It's a great question. I think he does. Low key. He's the consultant.

All right, Randall. Level-headed athletic prowess. okay okay yeah okay okay yeah okay explain it i'm new here dylan thinks he can do anything athletic here's the thing most things i've i've had this take about myself for literally decades uh sports wise i'm good at everything i'm great at nothing

i can pick up a sport pretty quickly and be and be pretty good at it but i don't like truly excel in literally anything. I had good golf swing. I was good at baseball. A jack of all trades. I played football for a while. I was at, you know, considering my limited athletic ability, I was good at football. Never played soccer, but I'm sure I could have been decent at soccer had I, you know, grown

out playing it. I don't think we got video of you playing soccer here. You did beat a certain goalie. Yeah, that's true. With no net. So good at everything great at nothing. One of the worst, I, dude, totally changed the dynamic of the video, not having a net. There's some things.

It's just me in the background chasing down a soccer. Some things that I remember from the Grand X days that I just look at him like, really? Bit Madness was one with Micah where I was like, all right, what's going on here? But the whole no net thing, I was like, come on, Dan, you couldn't find a place with a net. Yeah, it's fair. That was a fun day. Well, not for Will. Jay Bone was there talking all kinds of ish.

Yeah, that really, that was Will and the hot stove. He did not. I felt bad. And to be fair, that's, it's tough, man. Yeah, the rate of success on a PK. Yeah. I hit eight out of ten. And the two I miss, he didn't block.

I just completely missed the goal. Yeah, but it was his presence there. Yeah. Sure. That's a good one, Randall. All right, I got a couple more. Oh, yeah, a lot more. From the entertainment industry.

Rabbit Williams. That's a good one. Dylan just hates Robin Williams. I don't hate Robin Williams. his his his style of comedy just doesn't really resonate with me i'll take mrs dot fire off of my list because of that yeah you could put them yeah whatever one would look better on a graphic you can you can put but you're doing for whatever reason i admire the man i admire his you know his his career his legacy i don't i don't i don't mean to disparage someone who has passed on and who

was by all accounts a good man. I just don't find him funny. Don't find him funny. That's all. That's another one, Dave. My maybe bad take yesterday about actors, Robin Williams is another comedic actor that has ranged with doing serious roles.

Should I issue that take? We can do it outside of the anti-Dillan segment. No, I remember your take being a little like xenophobic. A little racist. No, I'm just kidding. You could save it. I'll save it. Yeah, I don't know.

I don't understand what's your beef at Mrs. Delfire, dude. It's just a comedy. I think it's a weird fucking movie. Why? I don't get it. What's so weird about it? I think if someone did that IRL, like it's like you get in prison time. Hello!

It's just fucking weird. Oh, it's not that weird, honey? Oh, this woman who I thought was just my babysitter turns out to be my cross-dressing father. It's weird. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Dylan's wear it rollback I'm going to put out here Watching full-length movies What is it? I'm not done doing Airsman Oh you're not done doing Harrison Yeah All right now I'm done for it

Watching full-length movies Ha ha ha Dylan will fall asleep on you Part of that is Chelsea's fault though Because she's she passes out Like 20 minutes in like I guess I'll just finish this Another time

Blame it on Chelsea is But yeah sometimes I do fall asleep too You work hard, you play hard, you sleep hard. I've been sleeping like a king lately, man. I wake up hard. Okay. That's good. Sometimes I do too.

No, to be young again. Yeah. These guys with the, these kids, these young guys with the bonus, with the bonus, they wake up with the bonus. Yeah. You understand what I'm saying. Yes. He's a lot younger than you. Some reason you could learn something.

You could learn something from him. You look down on them, but you don't realize. Is this kid's the king of bonus? I'm on the up. You understand? I didn't know you were the king of boners. He's the king. He's the king.

Yeah, I don't know. That character, this got to go. Boner King coming to Netflix documentary towards you. You're financially ruined. The Boner King. My buddy had a, buddy's screen name on A and back of the day was Bo, B-E-A-U-Nerman. That's so bad It's pretty funny

Boner man Doner man Doner man like a superhero but he's not He was just a normal kid What a power that would be That's You got another one Dave Is it my turn?

Yes No this is more just an insult Understanding key plot points What? I don't know It's just not really one. Same movie stuff. I know. I have another entertainment one, ready?

Is it about me being music stupid? Jim Carrey. Yeah. You're just listening people I don't, I'm not a fan. Well, they're, you know, these are two of the most popular comedic actors the last 40 years. You want to do a little rapid fire. I got two people he's not fans up to here.

I have a love hey with Jim Carrey. Because he, he's in, he's in, like, I think Dumb and Dumber is a top three comedy. I love it. And he, you know, obviously is a star of that movie. But it's that type of, like, mannerism and facial expression comedy that I find very off-putting. That's the dumb and dumber. No, it's really not.

He doesn't do what... He doesn't do much of that in dumb and dumber. He doesn't do much that in dumb and dumber. You don't like when he speaks out of his butt? May I ask you a few questions? That's it's Ace Ventura. That's a good bit. I like Ace Ventura.

I do like that movie, even though he does lay it on thick with the way he just... Kind of hot knees, rhinos. All righty, then. When nature calls, isn't nearly as good as the first one. No, I didn't know. Okay.

Hasn't aged well, probably. The first one was much better. There's some funny, when he rolls the fucking stupid-ass monster truck into the parking spot. Like a good of. That's so dumb. Dumb and Dumbers, yeah, obviously dumb and dumber's his goat.

Yeah. But the mask is good. I'll throw on two quick ones here, people he also hates. Clay Travis, Elon. Yeah. I do hate those two guys quite a bit. Where Randy loves both of those guys. No.

No. I've got one. playing non-scramble golf. I could just say golf in general. I just put playing golf as well, yes. That's on his anti-star record. You're so out on it. I don't.

You know, he's kind of dipped his hairy little toe in there a little bit. I wouldn't say I am less inclined to play regular golf than scramble golf. I talked up scramble golf recently because it was my first time getting back into it in a very long time. And that's a very low pressure, you know, way to get. get back in. Scrimogolp golf is fun. It is fun. If you get the right crew with you.

You know your boy's just trying to log rounds, though. Here's a good one, Dave. You're ready for this one? Leg day. Oh, Oh. Damn. That's just a shot.

Why'd you do a shot across the bow? I do work out my legs, believe it or not. I'm not getting under a squat bar and, you know, and loading it with 45s. I'm not doing that. I don't want to hurt my back. I'm too old for that. I've had back problems in the past,

so I don't want to revisit that. Yeah, a couple weeks ago after Mexico. I'll hit you with a weighted lunge or a leg press. Lunge is great. Yeah. What are those, uh, what are the ones where you put one leg up?

Split squad? Split squad, dude. Bulgarian. I'll hit you with that. It's a Bulgarian. Yeah. I don't know how that acts sounds stupid. I don't want to do this pod anymore.

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So I got four more You're all done then? Oh, I think I'm done, yeah Okay, I got four more I'll do an uneventful driving This guy will cause a car accident somehow I don't cause any of them, dude He will be around me

It's really weird It's weird Yeah, that's a good, that's not a bad one Um, here, there's, there's a good one. Facts me a lot. Anything nerdy. This guy is like an 80s bully on TV. That's why he hates a pop punk.

Pop punk's inherently got the nerd genus. There is like, yeah, there's a big overlap. The Van Diagram is pretty, pretty big overlap there. It's, it's skate culture to me is what it is. It is, yeah. We used to make fun of skaters. What else you got? Uh, being called.

Chelsea definitely dated skaters back in the day. Oh, yeah. Do Cali? Did she was just waiting for me? Callie's loaded with skaters. Everybody's just skating. She used to blade. Hell yeah.

That's... So did I though. I bladed. There's an old man who blades in my neighborhood. He's got the blades with like three wheels instead of four. And like he skates by and will be outside and like he doesn't ever say hi. He just nods. He just to f-hound.

Yeah, I don't know how much pee he's getting. I don't understand that. Maybe. This is the one I added at the top when I added something being called the name DJ. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, he hated that one. My little name is Joseph, so it does set up nicely for a Deege.

Oh, Jesus, Marion Joseph, Dylan. Yeah. We call you by your name, boy. And the last one I have written on here, Dave, just says, cock. Yeah, you do hate cock. I do hate the word. I do. Okay, it couldn't be me.

Yeah, we know. You love to say. Yep. I'm the Bonner King. Imagine if I hate it, Cock. He's the Bonner King and don't show him respect, boy. Look at me the eye. I hate it.

I hate that word. And then so that's the end of mine. But we did have a nice from Will DeFries. He wrote in some, Behrberberber Bill DeFries had added in some. Gary Gilbert, that's a good one. Great one. These are Aggies, Garrett Gilbert, vague retail website colors. Dude, that's a good one.

Food he hasn't heard of yet. That, I don't know what that means, but bad grammar, Emmett Smith. People type with first letter capitalization like I'm doing. So every word's capitalized. I don't know why people do that. Photos of himself. Movies that are kind of musicals. 85 plus degree temperatures.

Sugar, like I said, square toe mafia and tongue clicking slash choose signs. I have a case of misophonia. That is a very real thing. Look it up. Your shuffle from the misophonia. I got misophonia, boy. I got misophonia, boo. Go to a doctor.

Got it bad. Go to your therapist. A therapist? Go to your therapist. What are you thinking? You're not. And that's the problem. So the shots are well.

Your legs are too close together. I think Will's are better than you. I was no offense. No. I also had heat Aggies in Square Toth Mafia. Garrett Gilbert is my favorite. I forgot you have a weird thing with him, even though he led a subpar Texas team

to be in competition with Alabama team. in the second half. I don't think you respect it. Very sad. Who we doing tomorrow? Had a great NFL career. Probably still on a team. Are we doing it?

Consicutive days? We're going to spread it out over weeks. Oh, I do have one more. Paying attention. I had that run. Did y'all just talk about that? No, I just, there's a moment just about the 16th century. But I don't know.

Do you want to do it tomorrow? Do you want to do it next week? For me? Or who's next? We got to, we're going to do Will. Oh. I think. If Will, if Will gets to chime in on Dylan, it's only fair, we do him.

That is true. It's a roast, man. You know, we only do, we only do, we only roast the ones we love, right? Let's do you tomorrow. Yeah, let's do Dave tomorrow. We got Dave tomorrow? Be Thursday. And then Will Monday, maybe.

Can I say something? I mean, it's my cast. I am worried, and this is me, this is probably a narcissistic trait. I feel like mine are going to be tough. I was trying to think of my own. And maybe it's an indication. of how little self-reflection I'm doing these days. But I just was trying to think of mine.

And I was like, dude, is mine going to be like boring? Or do I not have that many? I can figure some stuff out. You can figure some stuff out. We'll figure some stuff out. Yeah. Oh, we'll get you. We'll get you.

You're going to get you. That's what's selling my son. I was scared of me. Sam chases, chases us with the toy lawnmars. I get you. Oh, that's adorable. It is very adorable. His hair is long, dude.

He's fucking, I don't know what we're doing with it. It's just kind of like in that no man's land. Just like bordering on like, are we doing like the mullet thing? But also he's a baby. He's two. I mean, I don't really know. Fuck what it. Long hair.

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of additional pairs of prescriptions uh when you go to w a r b y parker dot com slash steam it's easier than getting through the read if you're me right now wow it's going on there tripping up now i know what's going on my anti sort of act um anyway uh let's do crime maxing oh okay okay i just want to do crime maxing real quick because it made me laugh when I saw it on there. What's going on? Uh, crime axing. Um, first I've heard of it. It's the only person who I'm aware is, um, is, is, is doing it. Is this, this dude? Um, I don't know. It just, he just listed as clavicular's friend. I don't know what this dude's name is. Is he on the rankings? Has he

cracked the top 10? I've never seen this dude's face before. I don't know, but he has a, just a mop on top. He's got a lot of lettuce, a lot of hair. It's me coming back from Turkey. He's a younger lad. He's got a tank top on. And he's going to talk about cry maxing. And in this video, he's got tears running down his face. Looks like his name's Dylan spelled like your way, X. Latham. Dylan Latham.

Okay. Don't like that, but that's okay. I'll see what, yeah, you got to check his check. Can you check the rankings? Thanks, man. Okay, I will. Yeah. So the thing people don't know about cry maxing is like you actually have salt in your

tears. So what I do is I take the tears and I put it in my hair and it's almost like C-Salt's great. It's not fucking funny. I don't complain that much. So the thing people don't know about... Okay. Okay. Okay.

I just, I can't. I can't. This is genius. I can't. For some reason, like, smashing your face with a hammer is, it's like more acceptable to me than cry maxing. This is the dumbest fucking thing. Like, he forces himself to cry to rub his tears into his hair because it softens his hair.

It's genius. It's the dumbest, the dumbest, the dumbest shit. If I find out like Parks is making himself cry. And then not only that, like talking about it publicly to like put it in his hair to make his hair look more flowy or softer. I'm just like, dude, we're gonna have a closed door meeting.

How's his arm? About his choices. Better. It's better. It's better. It still hurts. Dude, he's gonna hurt for a while.

It still hurts, but he's got movement back in. He's got feeling back. So that's nice. So I'm not necessarily seeing him on the check. rankings but I had a little reaction a little oh wait no he's number 26 right oh no he should be at least top 15 but but I had a little laugh reaction over here because at the front page of the chat rankings if you're wondering breaking news and I'll

throw this up on screen for ever dude it's not fucking funny uh clavicular makes massive comeback with club bakara back after getting after getting drug-mogged and overdosing Calicular makes a massive comeback with his opening of his new club. Bakara, how did you say it? Baccarra. Baccarra, generating $1.3 million in a single week. This established it as one of the highest earning clubs in the world. And Klaav ascends to number two,

ranked Chad after status maxing and money-mogging even further. Who's number one? Zeta. I don't know. Really? Who fuck's his Zeta can? I don't know. But getting drug-mogged.

I feel like he drug-mogged himself No, he got the drugs Mogged him Okay So good Good for Klav, current protagonist I'm definitely not a proponent of bullying And bullying's fucked up

Don't do it But just the crime maxing kid Like would it do him a little bit of good? Yeah, it might Dude, that's a good bit Using these salt from your tears It's funny because He

The interview, like he's crying during it, right? But it's not like he just forced tears to come out of his eyes. Like he's upset. He's, don't fucking, can I say something? Can I say something? Why does he look like Billy Elish? Does he? I don't know.

Kind of looks like Billy Elish. Looks like he shaves his arms too. It's a compliment to both of them. Maybe. I don't know. Could you play the part where he says, don't fucking, it's not fucking funny? Not fucking funny. I don't complain that much.

I don't complain that much. Dude, fuck this kid. What is going on? I hate this kid. Do we need to be on kick, Randy? I feel like... Why aren't we on kick? All these streams are in our...

They're kick code. Dude, we would get... You know, when the... What was that outdoor? Those guys, those guys, the supplement guys, the running guys, workout dudes, they got posted on Twitter. And it was like the audience, like, was just way different than their normal audience.

So it was like, instead of getting gassed out, people were like, what the fuck is this? That would be us on kick. We go into kick. We're like doing our bits. People are like, these guys aren't funny. Um, yeah. The producer.

Crymaxing. That's Crymax. I thought this is going to go a completely different way. The fact that he took it where he took it is honestly one of the best Chad bits I've seen. He uses the tears to run through his hair. Stop fucking funny, dude. A little salt water in the hair, dude. It softens up his hair.

Soffens it up, gives you that beach blown look. This kid sucks me. What? This kid's... I didn't see your name in the rankings. Yeah. Hold on, hold on. Let me check you.

I'm good at almost everything. This kid's out of the rankings either. I'm a little good. I'm a little good. I'm a little bit good at everything except for being a Chad. You're not a good chat. This kid is on the list? Yeah, he's number 26.

I didn't realize that. He's 26? That's bullshit. By the end of the day, he'll be 15. You're not a good Chad. He's crying maxing. It's not clocking to you. No, it is.

I totally understand it. And that's why I think it needs to be shot up the ranking. He deserves a top 10 opponent. He's just sitting there crying. Yeah. When's the last time you cried? It's like, man, this cat Dylan, like, his hair's dope, but he just keeps fucking crying all the time. Do you say this cat Dylan?

What decade are we in? This cat. Yeah, this cat over here. You see, he's just crying. He's sobbing out the club. Like, he can't get chicks. He's out there just crying his eyes out all the time. He's a softer.

He's a future ranked Chad. And you don't think he can get chicks. God, dude. Another one. What self-respecting young lady would link up with the climaxer? Number 26 in the chat rankings with nothing but, you know, future possibilities for him? I think a lot. Are you buying stock and Dylan Lane?

Stock up. I'm buying stock. Because he's going to ascend. Are you kind of jealous? I'm selling all my stuff. I'm selling all my stuff. Spelled the same way, too. I know.

I'm going to pull back the curtain. I tried to, there's a sponsor that wants a new promo code. and I tried to make it promo code Dorn and Dune's like, no, we're not doing that. We're not doing that. I was like, why? Do you? Everybody knows that no one would forget that.

Dahl and Latham. He's moving on. No, no, I'm looking them up on Instagram. Yeah, see how many followers he has? 535K. Jesus. Fuck this dude, man. What's he on Instagram?

Probably on the talk, too. He's on Instagram, yeah. Yeah, he's definitely on the talk. You know he's talking. He's doing everything. But that's salty hair? definitely on the top. It's, it sickens me that these kids are making.

He might have the best hair of any chat I've seen. That's some good hair. I mean, clavicular has good hair, but, you know, we know what he's doing. Where's this hairline? It's under there somewhere. Speaking of, hypothetically, if a sponsor from a turkey, the country, not like a gaggle. It is a gaggle, right? Maybe just a flock.

It's a gaggle. We got it. We figured, I think I was wrong on this recently, so I might be wrong. Definitely a gaggle geese. I'll look it up. If I or someone on this show who might be looking for a hairline restoration was offered. Rafter. A free one.

And all I had to do is fly across the world. Stay at a luxury hotel. Should I do it? Yes. If the opportunity actually presents itself, you're going to do it. you are it'd be awesome okay dude i'll fuck i'll fucking do it i'll get touched up you got you don't need it i don't love my hairline i mean i would make a change to my hairline what if i what if i got a really low what if it looked like incredibly like what is going on dave let me paint you a picture

you want to get an edgar yeah i want to rock i want an edgar i said that weird you go over the turkey you're just relaxing you do all this like med spa stuff you get new hair you're eating Turkish delight drinking Turkish coffee you're living the life I do rock with Turkish food

Istanbul Constantinople why they changed it couldn't say some people just like it better that way is that it that was the picture

I thought there was like a it was more of the Turkish delights and the Turkish coffee okay cool that's fine Istanbul sits on two different continents you probably didn't even know that

that's crazy What are they? Europe and Asia, I believe. Kansas City. It's two different states. Yeah. I would rather just fly to Kansas City and get it down. It's quicker.

Get some barbecue. We got listeners there. Dave, let's talk through this. We don't have a lot of listeners in Turkey. Let's talk through this, all right? Let's say the wife is like, I got it. I got the kids for a week. Hang on.

Okay. I got the kids. I'm taking notes. I support you in doing this. I support it. If you want to do this, you can go. The boys back here. We got you.

We'll cover that seat for a week. We got you covered. Surely it's not that long. Everything's paid for. I don't know. I don't like being gone long. I don't like being gone. I'm just, I'm speaking.

Yeah, yeah, hypothetically. You're gone for a week. They put you up in a five-star hotel. You're eating good. Hungry. You get to check out. You get to check out the sites of, you know, Istanbul for a little bit and you come back and you use the journey has begun your hair line set

is going to grow in nice and thick out of pocket zero dollars think about it but at the same time can do like people are going to get like photos of my head and me out there and stuff hold not what hold hold no hold them down i'll take a photo of his head now so that it doesn't even matter it's other people have it dude so what i don't know i don't know It's just a lot. It's a lot. But the payoff, the payoff is,

you know, you get a full head of hair. Doe parolin. Are you afraid that you won't wear hats that much? Are you afraid to be too good location? Yeah, yeah, I'm afraid of being too handsome. Hot Dave. That could be a problem.

Uh-huh. It could be a real problem. I mean, what if, what if I go from like a six and a half to like a seven-and-a-half? That's a problem, yeah. I'm thinking you're flirting with eight, eight and a half status. Get those baby blues.

Heart eight. Baby blues with a dope hairline, that's a fucking problem. You're afraid. Baby blues with a hairline. Baby blues with a hair line. Are you afraid of looking scrummedilyumptious, crumptious?

Is that what it is? Dude, what if people are like, dude, it's Dave was like, now he's like so hot that like it's weird. The bits just aren't hitting. We needed bits from the sixth,

from David. It's a six, not Dave as an eight. You keep the hat on. What if I go from a six to a seven? Like that joke, that's not funny. Like a hot guy does that? If you're like,

ugh, get this fucking hot guy can't make jokes like that. That's not funny. Yeah, but a little too hot for that one, but... I want to go with you. Like to,

I want to go with you. They do be be weirds. That would be fucking hilarious. Okay. That's fucking funny. That's fucking funny. Dave, I'm gonna paint another picture for you here. I want you to close your eyes for a second.

What if I got a murkin? Dude, I'm gonna get a beard. I want you to close your eyes. You stop painting. You're painting pictures that suck. Take a deep breath. Now open your eyes and look next to Dylan.

And imagine clavicular is sitting right there. What would he telling him you're not going to looks, Max? What would he tell him? What would he say to you? What would he say to you? He'd like, dude your crows fee. No, no, what advice would he give you about,

about this opportunity that might be presenting itself? Absolutely. You're right. You're absolutely right. Exactly. Damn, that's okay. That's a picture. You know what?

This picture you painted. It does not suck. You did a good job painting. And then you can cry whenever you want and just, soften up the flow. It's all coming together. What if people like see me on the street, they're like, fake, fake headline?

The fact that you are at least open to the idea. I'm a company. You're not shooting it down. I'm a company, man. It tells me that you're more yes than you are now. I'm a company, ma'am. Do it. No matter what.

matter what the deal is, I'm going to act like, like, I had to do it for the company. Yes. My bit. I'm like, they made me do it. Yeah, you see someone. I didn't want to do it, dude. I was perfectly secure, which is why I always wear a hat. I was perfectly secure.

You go to a kickback in three years and you see someone you haven't seen in five years, and they're like, dude, your hair looks incredible. You're like, yeah, I did it for, it was a company thing. I'm a company thing. What if I turn into a total boy toy? That's between you and Alyssa, I think. What if I'm like just like the people are just boy toy. Yeah.

What have I become like a total like just people are like, damn, that dude is different. Literally. Mm-hmm. Dude, it's follicle maxing. I think he's just, just sexy boy. Sexy boy. We can't talk this much about looks maxing and then you have the perfect opportunity to looks maxing. You're right.

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That's better, h-elp.com slash circling. What would Sydney say? Like, what if I pull up to the... What if, what if I'm going to the devil's river with Sydney? in Emerana, which is something we've talked about. We just haven't, schedules having a lot. Okay. And I pull up there, I say we book it like a year from now.

And I pull up there and I've just got this full, slick back head of hair. I don't know, because it feels like you guys have such a strong... It's platonic, totally. Right, a strong platonic relationship. And so if you show up looking like total boy toy status... What if she can't keep her hands off me? Because I've always said, like, guys and girls can be friends as long as there's no sexual attraction. Yeah, but if one of them's a total boy toy.

That's what I'm saying. If you show up looking like an absolute boy toy, it might affect things moving forward for you guys. It's something I'm going to have to think about. Is she getting, is she going to lose some roles because of this euphoria stuff? Because they already, so Devil Wears Prada 2 is about to come out, I guess. And they cut, she had a cameo in it, the minor role, not like a major character, but they cut the scene. And people are speculating this because of the euphoria stuff. I haven't looked.

What I've heard from you guys who have. definitely looked it up you two guys that's a movie that has some some some like power player actors in it yeah i mean glen close right is it glen close it's glen far is that is that her name uh maybe anyway um point i'm point i'm making dreadful that if sidney sweeney is going to be in a movie like a serious movie with serious actors it's got to be a very minor role why is that is it she's not a strong actor is it because She did euphoria and people don't like that she put them things out there? I do think that the way she's so freely putting herself out there, and I have no complaints, but.

I don't even know what people are talking about. I do think it could potentially derail some future opportunities for her. They used to call you derail. I know. I do think that's in plain. Oh, yeah, you might be right. You might be right. But you know what?

I support whatever role women want to do, a woman wants to do in the movies. Well, I certainly do as well. So I'm just looking out for her career. If she wants to portray a only fan's creator, a content creator who dresses up as a dog at some points and things. I don't watch the show. I haven't either. I've never seen an episode. But the screen grabs I'm seeing, the short little clips that make their way to Twitter.

The swing webs? It's pretty. It's pretty aggressive shit that they're having her do. Yeah, I'm not going to put them up on the video. They slacked them to me. And I've got to make this thing. Merrill Streep. Merrill Streep.

Well, I've always gotten those two confused. They're similar. They're two queens, y'all. Sorry for those who are punching. They're two queens, y'all. Punching air when I said that. Emily Blunt, big fan of hers as well. Anne Hathaway.

Anne Hathaway. Stanley Tucci. The Tooch man. Yeah. Tucci. That's a bummer. It's sad she's being punished for being She's going to find work.

She's Sidney Sweeney. She's going to find work. But if she wants to really take the next step as an actor, I think she's got to put roles like this to bed. So to speak, right? Put it to bed. What? Put it to bed.

Yeah. I never watched you for it. but that's a will john yeah i don't know if he watched season two but i know he was in one one of the the latest scenes that's getting a lot of attention she was um eating a melting ice cream cone and the ice cream was she was topless and the ice cream was dripping down her her breasts oh that's that's too far where'd you see that someone told me about it i definitely didn't look i'm i don't want to watch a show it's commentary on current events what platform This is what people are doing

Max Everywhere, man I don't know where you for you What? It's pretty sure it's HBO It's a Max John Okay I can't

I hate that I called it Max It's HBO Home Box Office I don't even think it's Max I think it's back to HBO Max now Oh whatever dude They changed that name As much as you know

Straight Ever Muse opens and closes Oh topical Good stuff man All right Well, we wish her well. I'm gonna go look it out. Maybe we'll talk about it tomorrow. I need to see what all the fuss is about.

Well, you're her friend. You can talk to her about it and see if she's... We don't even talk about work. Since you guys are such good friends, I wouldn't look it up before. You might think of her differently. I would never do. She's like a... She's just like a good friend type.

God, you're just going to show up like an absolute fucking boy toy. I remember that you had that weird, like, fallen out with her after Madam Webb, that you couldn't look at her the same way after how shit that movie was. I thought it was fine. I didn't understand the blowback. Madam Webb. that movie stunk that movie was not good at all

never watched did you watch it yeah parks is he into that uh parks did not watch that one with me that's a marvel john right

Dakota johnson um I fell in love with her during that movie though I love her I get it all right we'll uh

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