Circling Back - Sydney Sweeney, Glen Powell, and The Lebron James of Incels

Episode Date: April 26, 2023

Breaking down the receipt from a Morgan Wallen fan looking for a refund, the Lebron James of Incels is retiring, rumors are swirling about Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell being the hottest couple ever, and This Weekend in Fun. Enjoy a free two-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (17:41) Morgan Wallen Refunds (28:50) Incel Lebron is Retiring (43:00) Glen Powell and Sweeney Rumors (50:00) North Korean Cigarettes (57:30) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Squarespace: www.squarespace.com/steam (STEAM for 10% off your purchase of a website or domain) Fast Growing Trees: www.fastgrowingtrees.com/circling (15% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin Texas. My name is Will DeFreeze. To my left, David Crime Dog Ruff. Hey, man. How you doing, Will? Thanks for having me. It's no secret that I'm no spring chicken, right? You're old. I'm an old chunk of coal. Yeah, you've been calling yourself a huge...

What? Spring chicken? What? Rooster. Is what I was looking for. Oh. Well, the reason I bring this up, Will, and Dylan for that matter. Wow.

Especially Dylan. I'm now following a guy on Instagram. That's rude. His name's HeyDrRob. And his bio reads, helping you, all caps, hashtag get better, not older, daily. This is how I know I'm pretty much done physically. You know, there was some debate as to whether I was still in my physical prime.

It's been tossed around. I see it on the message boards. I'm sure the Discord's been kicking that around often. And the answer is no, I now follow this guy. He's showing me one simple trick that can help fix my back pain. And that's exactly what I'm looking for. Unfortunately, after following this guy, my, my discover feed or my reels that I get served up, it's pretty much all stuff for old guys to not blow their shoulders out when they're doing military press or something. How about you share the trick to get rid of your back pain? How is he the only guy with this trick?

You know, it's weird how that works, isn't it? He's discovered something that no one else has been able to do throughout history. I've got right here the keys to the castle. This simple trick can fix tennis elbow pain get back to the back part my elbows are fine what about the back i thought you're having an issue with your forearm like yeah you said your right forearm hurts like a lot from like your throwing days but also like your also my what just of- Sick pervert. Don't you lift heavy weights, weirdo? Yeah, I do forearm curls all the time.

I do that rolly weight thing to get the forearms engaged. Get out of here, dude. I'm going to show- Show the back trick. Dylan, I'm going to show you how to decompress your spine with this move. April 26th- Is this the one up against the wall? It's nothing sexual.

april 26th one up against the wall it's nothing sexual april 26 2023 will always be the day that i first brought in my heating pad from my lower back to the office you were today years old i was today i mean yeah like you're kind of today years old when you do anything that's it that's the tweet we've all been there that's why i love you guys you're so relatable i think we should do a video at the end of every single day where we award a winner to the internet for the day. Like who won the internet today? Ooh. That's why we're washed, huh?

See? Stop. I knew there was something to that name. Are you okay, Dylan? Dylan Chivry, ladies and gentlemen. I'm not sure. I like that shirt. I'm certainly not okay.

You hit us with the linen on a rainy day? We have a thing later. We're meeting some folks later. You're not trying to get Dick down in Dallas? Yeah. No. You know how you know that we're meeting folks later and we need to impress them? Because I'm wearing a tech material polo.

Yeah. And I only wear this into the office in the morning when you know I'm about to close a deal. If my shirt has more than two buttons on it, you i'm gonna meet someone i need to impress later well you know i'm serious because uh we're tucked in today what kind of shirt is that i'm impressed you can wear this t-shirt david because my mine smell like complete butt okay i don't like how close you are to me get away tucking t-shirts get away from me i don't know how close you are to me. No one's tucking t-shirts in. Get away from me. I'm all on McConaughey shit. I don't know if that's a good thing anymore. He's like Tony Robbins now.

How'd you go from Disick to that fit? No one's doing that. It's called range, moron. But no one's doing that. Does he need to take off the Slam's laptop hat in this fit? I'm trying to tank. Is he tanking the fucking hat? We want to sell those hats, all right?

People are going to buy them. Randy, can you blur Dave? Most of Dave. People are going to most of them either blur all of his body and face or only blur the hat but something has to get blurred are you saying i'm a butter face no is that what you're saying you want to put a bag over my head dude fucking weirdo i showed my fuck randy so i showed my dad a clip of too much dip the other day because when we were interviewing uh brent rooker because we were watching the game and he had a couple bombs i was like yeah we interviewed this guy last week or whatever i showed him a clip where you were asking brent rooker a question so you were on

screen my dad goes uh dill is that you i was like dave no dave is not me the guy with the mustache and the backwards cap on no that's you know... You've met Dave a bunch of times. He's also famously met you. He doesn't look much like me, so no. But I will be on screen here in a sec if you keep watching. Oh, okay. There's been some people claiming that Dave looks like Jude Law with the mustache recently. Is that true?

He sprouted up a little mustache action on Twitter recently, and I saw some people chattering. Dave could not start typing Jude Law into his search bar fast enough. I haven't seen this. He's a very hot man, David. I know he's a... He doesn't look great in this... Dude, I think he looks fine. He looks... You know what? He's aging gracefully. Jude Law in the holiday is an absolute problem that was like 20 years ago what's your point that's why britney likes to watch that movie so much jude law now or jude law 1999 probably 1999 the movie that he's the biggest problem in is talented mr ripley

where he's just fucking rolling around sun-kissed in Italy on mopeds, cheating on Gwyneth Paltrow. It's a fair point. And getting his ass beat on boats by Matt Damon. I didn't realize his hairline was doing that. It's always been doing that. But I respect it. Dude, I respect it. He doesn't care.

He's like, whatever. He owns it. He's still nuts. He's the Pope. He's the it he's still hot still not he's the pope he's the pope man i did not that's a show that i gave up on pretty quick who didn't ross probably ross and barrett yeah like ross is the only person i knew who actually like cared it got just it made me feel weird but anyway people still listen to this show fuck you ever talk about someone and then you realize you need to text them back yeah that's what i just did who is it uh ross yeah he texted me a

couple weeks ago and i texted him back and said i'll get back to you and i just now realized that i never got back to raw well you can't have two weeks and no no i can get back to ross now and be like dude i'm so sorry what do you what What was the thing he reached out to you about? I think I'm going to hop on RBP at some point. Oh, you should. It's been a few years. I think it was pre-pandemic last time I was on. That'd be great.

Try to get some numbers up, you know? Sure, certainly. Certainly. That's what we do around here. You know what else we do around here? A lot. Dylan Chivalry. We do that do that around here yeah thank you for the intro you're about to skip right over it um i would just like to say that sometimes we come in here and we don't know what we're going to talk about yet because we're like what happened on the internet the internet's dead

and we just scramble and put some shit together today is not one of those days we have plenty to discuss a lot of shit happened since we were last in the stew there's a fucking bad boy demeanor in the bullpen this morning we had mail-in cooking in the stew and so it was just me dave and dylan sitting out in the bullpen and like and randy came through throwing that ass around well okay you just made it really weird when i was just gonna say that it was kind of like being in the locker room of like an nba finalsals game. We knew the game plan. We didn't have to talk about it.

It was just pure focus. Everyone was dialed. Yeah. Yeah. Phil Jackson walked in, slapped a whiteboard, and just walked out. Mm-hmm. MJ was just at his locker with some big old headphones on,

just listening to smooth jazz or something. On his Discman? On his Discman. Maybe a Walkman. locker with some big old headphones on just listening to smooth jazz or something on his discman on his discman maybe a walkman considering the era did he have a mini disc player at any point no do you guys ever have a mini disc player no i made fun of those hey on god i got a uh record player in my dream last night you should get one david i really did that's what i dreamt about last night what were you spinning i don't know if i ever got that far because i think what i wanted to spin i couldn't find it's very very difficult to find an authentic uh leonard skinner vinyl don't don't get into it if you don't want to go spend money immediately. Damn. Please don't.

That's like everything. Dude, it's awful. It's everything I want to get into. It's awful. I thought, I didn't think it was going to be this much. Is it like when you buy a Nintendo, it comes with a couple games? When you buy a record player, do they toss in like Jefferson Starship? No, they should toss in something.

They should throw in like a... Here's Tears for Fears. Yeah, they should give you something. They should give you something. No, it will financially ruin you. You go into one record store and suddenly you're walking out and you're like, how did I just spend $100 in like five minutes? Yeah, I've got a history of hobbies that financially ruin either me or my parents.

First one being paintball. But we did a really good job of curbing the money that surrounds golf by simply working for a site that forged a relationship with Callaway. And so that expensive hobby was not as bad for us as it could have been. I wish Chad would just go back to Callaway. Why? He's literally a perfect dude now. Yeah. Let's get his ass fired.

Yeah, but I have to buy golf balls now hey let's use AI and leverage it and frame Chad get I like that fire I obviously I don't have any um I don't have any stake in the company anymore are you pescatarian yeah I went Pesco on them uh but I do have a little bit of pull. I still talk to Tyler sometimes because you guys are new here, a lot of new listeners. I was the other Dude Perfect guy. I'm not going to get into it. I don't tell tales out of school,

but yeah, I was asked to leave the group. So you went to A&M? Yeah. Well, first semester, I got kicked out during playship. Didn't make grades. That reminds me. Sorry, are you finished?

Yeah, sure. Parks owns exactly one share of Callaway. He used to get quarterly one cent dividend checks and they stopped coming in.

I'm wondering if Callaway is dipping a bit because those one cent checks stopped coming in. That's all I had to say. You mentioned stake. I heard he split his one share. I hope you're reporting that.

I haven't deposited a single check. You're about to get your ass audited. I don't want to narc, but. I haven't deposited any of them because they're one cent, and it's like, what am I doing? Why? Anyway, let's go to share. I'd like to apologize for the huge cock joke that i made 30 seconds into this episode today yeah it's okay is it okay you forgive me um i haven't decided

yet okay okay i just want to get that out there it's i wanted to do it before we got into today's meet. It's like in the Micah Weiner Vortex video. That's such a niche reference. Very specific scene. So niche. He probably wants that one back. Nah. Yeah. Nah.

I like that it's still out there. Considering where his career has gone, he probably wants that back. He's like the mayor of his hometown, his new town. Do you know what I hear no one wants back they're ten dollars from patreon because it's just been absolute fucking heat lately that's true patreon.com circling back podcast yesterday we did do you know it a game show podcast hosted by randy trimbacki there's a lot of dickie know-it-alls out there that absolutely stand this show i was a uh a formidable opponent in one. We're not going to do any spoilers here.

I held my own. But Dylan didn't get last, and that's big for him. I did. Secondly, all the other Tuesdays, we're doing exactly five minutes, the most exciting. I think they can discern who won based on what you just said. Yeah, good work there, David. Good work.

Maybe Brett was in there. Good work. We're also doing on Tuesdays exactly five minutes in Touching Basic, a conspiracy podcast. And if you want to get in a voicemail before tomorrow's recording of our Friday voicemails, 888-618-4422, youtube.com slash circling back. We'll get you all your viewing needs. And if you're trying to get jawned out, go shop at washmedia.shop.

You guys ready? Very ready. Trying to get jawned out. Are out are you yeah you're allowed to get johnned out dude look i'm rocking this uh cap i got my t-shirt tucked into my jeans what if i told you that right now we're gonna do will's five star review of the week oh shit people have been waiting all week for this man i've been waiting all week for will's five-star review of the week that's gas record that or clip that we're recording yeah make that into a fucking see that red light dave this is all getting recorded all right this is

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Cocaine. Number three, would blast Evanescence every time Will mentions that he's a pescatarian. I can also bring an unsettling amount of Blade Runner knowledge and you guys can go through my hinge conversations. I don't really want to talk Blade Runner. Let me get this straight. This guy wants to be our head of marketing because he's going to bring cocaine to the office.

He can pull college chicks. What was the other one? He goes to the library. He will play Evanescence every time I bring up being pescatarian. He's fire on the ox. Okay, I'm listening. You mean you landed an interview based on what you just told us you're hired once we're a behemoth yes a behemoth a behemoth all right let's fucking ride today's episode brought to you by our friends over at fast

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Morgan Wallen, ladies and gentlemen. You guys familiar with this guy? You should be because someone in our office plays it all the time. What did you say? Should we get Brett in here for this? He's a big Morgan Wallen office plays it all the time what'd you say should we get bread in here for this he's a big morgan wallen guy he is the morgan wallen guy i don't listen to morgan wallen it's not because he dropped an n-word in a video but that does contribute to it um i don't listen to him because he's just not really my speed right now not for me um i i try not to stream morgan wallen because i don't want to give him my my streams and

contribute fractions of pennies to his bankroll. But every time I'll catch a song on the radio, it's like, okay, it's not a bad song, and I'll listen to it. But I don't support him as a person, all right? You got to understand that about me. Well, Morgan Wallen recently canceled the show. I think we mentioned it on Monday's episode maybe. Maybe we dipped into that a little bit. Claiming that he lost his voice.

There were some other reports, however, saying this because he got really, really intoxicated and couldn't walk, much less perform on stage. That's very intoxicated. Yeah. You can't even walk? For a country music guy, I'm sure he fancies himself a country guy, that's kind of bushly. Remember, this is all speculation. He's trying to be George Jones.

I wish they made country stars like they used to because Kid Rock could famously drink a fifth of Jim Beam and still stand still. He's never really a country star. He has some country adjacent songs. I wasn't actually giving a fuck if he was a country star we're just trying to be added to the conversation here i mean i think if you talk to johnny cash about uh morgan wallen he'd wonder if morgan wallen was even country johnny cash famously

passed away yeah you can't we can't ask him about morgan wallen but he might have some things to say if you were i got a good i can probably guess what johnny cash would have to say about who's the most badass country musician of all time just like tough hombre type i don't know because i feel like any answer i give they've probably said things that are very similar to what morgan wallen said in the famous tmz video ray wiley hubbard like you talk about david allen co and then you go into his catalog and you're like oh this guy's racist extremely so yeah actually and it turns out morganen is too. You could just say, like, Waylon Jennings. I don't know. Did you listen to Chris LeDoux back in the day?

Chris LeDoux had some bangers. I love Chris LeDoux. I think he was an actual, like, cowboy. He was no stranger to the rain. I can love him. That was Keith Whitley. I love him unless he says some unsavory things that I'm unaware of, of course, which is possible. Well, Morgan Wallen canceled his show.

And I guess he's offering refunds to some of his fans. It's probably due to some societal pressure based on how he canceled his show five minutes before and pissed a lot of people off. Randy, can we put up the tweet or whatever this is, the screenshot from Facebook that is from someone who was, she's itemized her refund from our friend Morgan. I love the move of not redacting the name of this young lady, which is what a lot of people do out of courtesy. But her name's just up there. Hey, here's the thing.

Here's the thing. I mean, honestly, her cash app name's in here, so she might be absolutely feasting right now. Good point. She put in here an itemized bill, an itemized receipt for everything that she wanted refunded by our friend Morgan. She said hotel, $560. Gas, two tanks, $80.

Tickets, $1,600. That's a lot. Her outfit was $120. Her husband's outfit was $218. They went to the Oxford Grill House and spent $235. They even went to Cracker Barrel and spent $40. And they went to Los Parrieros. Don't know what that is.

Did $45 there. Rebel Rags, because they wouldn't have had the opportunity to go ahead and open for the concert, was $629. Drinks at the concert, $220. I looked it up. Rebel Rags is like an Ole Miss fan shop, basically. I don't know how they spent $220 at the concert before the concert even started, but they somehow did that. And they bought $235 worth of merch for a grand total of $3,982. And they bought $235 worth of merch for a grand total of $3,982.

Do we think our friend Mandy, with an I, deserves a refund here? I've got one question right off the bat. Husband's outfit, $218. You know, a picture of them at the concert in their outfits has surfaced. Is it a straight-up fit? No. I mean, it's a 218 outfit it's a pair of jeans a button-down shirt and a hat multiple choice here dave if you had to guess the shape of his the toe of his boot would you say rounded would you say pointed or would you say squared man um sheesh i'm gonna go square toe you would be correct sir yeah square toed

boots hell yeah she did note that her husband's gone to only two concerts with her ever in 17 years that they've been together that's an issue so she said somehow i talked him into this one and then this shit happens i mean i think that might be something you need to confront with your husband yeah she there's a lot of venting going on here. I would say all that they did, outside of obviously missing the Morgan Wallen set, they still had a pretty full trip. They probably had fun still. Doesn't sound like it.

They went to Cracker Barrel. That's fun. They also went to Oxford Grill House. Can I read a one-star review? Yeah. This place was terrible. They also went to Oxford Grillhouse. Can I read a one-star review? Yeah. This place was terrible. We were visiting from out of state and didn't realize that a lot of restaurants are closed on Sundays.

We had limited options, so we went here. Big mistake. We got a bacon appetizer, and it was bizarre and not tasty. Salads were average, steaks were overpriced, and my medium came out rare in the middle. The only good thing about this place was the rolls. I bet those are heat. You don't ever really want your bacon appetizer or anything on your menu to be described as bizarre. No, you don't. I want to go to the Oxford Grillhouse.

Just the very up and down, mainly down on the reviews. Pathetically managed by a rude manager. Allowed waitstaff to harass a table. Will never come back. Terrible service, terrible food. I just don't make a living of itemizing everything and then publicly putting it out there and complaining that I spent money

and then I want it back because of a country star. I totally agree. And you don't deserve a refund for the food that you purchased and for the merch that you bought because that's still yours, right? However, I do have sympathy for people who spend a lot of money to go see someone, go stay in a hotel, and they drove, I mean, two tanks of gas, they drove from us i assume a pretty far far away that sucks i actually do think that like just refunding the ticket isn't really

enough it's perhaps not enough like true i almost feel like you i almost feel like the right thing to do in this scenario if you're an artist is to just do a free concert in that area at a later date that you can figure out but like it's not a good look but if they want to go this early if they want to go back to a morgan wallen concert that's not in their hometown and i assume there's not is there they live somewhere where he's not going to stop not on a tour stop they have to get in the car and they have to go stay somewhere and do all the and do all the shit which costs a lot of money have y'all ever been to a concert that uh had something had an issue yeah deftones at acl a couple years ago. What happened? One of their speakers blew,

so you could only hear part of the band. And it went on for like 30 minutes, and they just played through it. And it wasn't their fault. I'm pretty sure it was ACL's sound people. But yeah, not great. Yeah, because that's a festival. I mean, there are other shows, obviously, all around. I saw a number of shows. Yeah, when that's a festival i mean like there are other shows obviously i saw a number of shows yeah yeah when it's a festival it's kind of like yeah you kind of got to roll

with that punch yeah yeah for sure you just gotta take the bad with the good go to the next stage i went to a girl talk concert and they blew us or he who i don't even know he's a he right it's a one fella yeah it was just one feller well that one feller blew a speaker out first song and uh the whole concert sounded like shit the entire time that's not a concert that can afford I think it's a one fella. Is it just one fella? Well, that one fella blew a speaker out first song, and the whole concert sounded like shit the entire time. That's not a concert that can play through. It's kind of determinative of the sound. It was kind of weird.

It wasn't like I didn't really have some expectation of getting a refund. It was kind of like, oh, I guess we just need to get the hell out of here and go do something else now. That sucks, but I can't really complain. I knew someone that was at the Kings of Leon show in Dallas when he quit the band. They stopped doing it. It's not ideal. Yeah. He basically couldn't perform because he was inebriated, and then they didn't perform together or do new music for-

Oh, really? Yeah. I didn't know that- This is probably like 10 years ago. During a concert. Yeah, it was a Dallas show. I didn't know that. This is probably like 10 years ago.

During a concert. Yeah, it was a Dallas show. But our friend Mandy here, she violated the first rule of the David Ruff School of Economics. She disclosed her finances publicly. Very, very publicly. Very publicly. This is a Facebook post, no? That's the Facebook format? I think it is, yeah.

Okay. I'm not on Facebook very often, especially on mobile. Mandy seems like the type who's on Facebook and not on Twitter. Just don't, yeah, do do what dave ruff does and don't speak about your finances publicly in this scenario it's just gonna be easier that way you're gonna look like less of a karen just send him a venmo receipt do you think they bought any trinkets at cracker barrel i've never been to a cracker barrel i'd like to go that you'd love the trinkets you haven't uh it gets shit on gross but uh you know they've got some fire grits and they'll do a good biscuit in the you know breakfast stuff and you can buy some trinkets some tchotchkes i do enjoy trinkets and tchotchkes maybe a rhinestone uh pin for your jacket they used to call me the

rhinestone cowboy i didn't know that you could get like um has he morgan wall that is made any kind of statement on the matter i'm looking at his oh he hasn't tweeted in a since march 7th so not on twitter i'm just yeah i'm just gonna assume he doesn't have a tweeter on his social team. He needs to say something about this, right? He needs to go look at what Luke Combs did when he canceled his concert because of a bad voice, which was he still put on the concert and just said, I'm going to refund everybody, but here's a shittier version of my normal concert. And he did it. What a guy. What a guy.

What a guy. You go back and you do the free show. He also prints his own money at this point, so it's probably not a huge deal to him. But still, that's a great move. I don't even care if that move is performative and something that he just did for good PR. If you're at that concert and he gets on stage and he's like, hey, my voice is fucked.

I can't do this. And then he's like, I'm still going to do it. I just need y'all to help me through it. You're like, okay, that's the coolest thing that could happen right now. That's how you win people over. Yeah, exactly. He gets a lot of credit, but you know he comes from serious family money. He's the heir to the Combs. Oh, like they invented the Comb?

His great-grandpa, Mr. Comb, invented Combs. I didn't know that, Dave. Yeah. So it's like, all right, dude. Cool song. The least you can do is refund everybody who went to oxford grill so would you rather be morgan wallen in memphis or would you rather be what wallen in memphis that's what you'd rather be rolling with the luke comey's

bf'd in boston i don't know what you're doing right now i don't know if i like it or not can someone tell me what an incel is sure i would like to know we're just going from it's someone who is involuntarily celibate okay can no fucking because i i don't know why i've always had trouble with the concept of an incel it's always been something i've struggled with so okay why are these people in what is it involuntarily celibate so it's people who are virgins or like haven't had sex in like many many years and they blame women very guys okay so they they say that women that women are the reason that they are not getting laid yeah that they are not the problem they have formed like communities to like support each other

basically like they they basically hate women. This is the He-Man Woman Haters Club? They blame, I believe, at its worst, it's not about themselves. It's about, it's the women's fault for not liking that. Yeah, exactly. It's not their fault. It's the women's fault for liking a different type of guy. I have to admit, Will, I too am naive about this because I cannot believe

that this is a community that exists, but it is. It's so bizarre to me. It's so far from something that I can fathom that it's hard for me to believe that people are this into it. Have I ever crossed paths with someone that's part of the incel community? Do I have a friend that's secretly part of this? Probably not. I can't imagine it's a large community. Where does this community largely live? Do you know the answers to these questions, Randy? I feel like, no, I mean, like, I'm not saying you're, I'm not saying Randy's an incel,

but I feel like Randy would, like, jokingly know a lot about this. They live on Reddit. Yeah. Well, that's what I'm asking. Like, is Reddit the place where they? It's on, it's, I don't know if they have, like, actual, like, in-person meetups.

They might. But it's, like, Reddit 4chan bullshit, I think. Look, these people are obviously losers. Dude, we should dip into this. We should get these guys to listen to our podcast. Big time losers. We should have an incel on and talk to them. I don't want a platform.

Per this tweet from Lamy Pilled, the incel community is having a nuclear meltdown because one of their leaders finally got laid. And so one of their leaders, his name is Komesarj, K-O-M-E-S-A-R-J. He's verified, which means he pays for Twitter blue like a total narp. You don't know that. He might've been such a big thing

that Elon gifted it to him. to by the way whoever filled this in on the outline is great phrasing here incel lebron is retiring he's that's what they're saying he's the lebron james of the incel community he says i feel a lot of mixed feelings leaving the incel community well it feels good to no longer be an incel i'm going to miss all my friends and connections i've made to all of you who have supported me over the years thank you i start a new chapter in my life i'll be it late i'll be it late uh why why does he have to cut off his friends that he made his the connections i mean i think i think you can no longer be a part of the community if you have sex once you once you bust it's like oh that's it you're done bye okay he has mixed feelings about leaving the community,

but I wonder if he had mixed feelings about engaging in the sex. It probably didn't last very long. Someone responded, and of course it's AJ09269661 with an Elon Musk photo on Twitter. It says, it's honestly disgusting that you betray your community when some chick finally settles for you. He responded, well, enjoy being a virgin for some weird cause. No one wants to be an incel, LOL.

We're not Jedi. Hold on. I love that this guy became so self-aware so quickly. That's what I was going to say. Dude, he got the post-nut clarity on life. He got out the game and he was like, yeah, obviously I'm out the game. No one wants to be a part of this community, dipshit. Turns out a little sucking and fucking is cool we're not jedi what what is that randy go ahead and help us

out there okay so jedi are you know star wars but they're supposed to be celebrated they're kind of like monks and stuff so that's the whole reason you know anakin during darth vader and all this stuff yeah a lot of things so when anakin was smashed who did anakin smash uh natalie portman natalie portman queen amidala i was gonna say we can just use the name queen amidala yeah she was a senator it was a whole it was a whole thing but very terrible star wars movie i'll say it whoa sorry i liked episode one but i was at the right age to like episode one. I like Darth Maul. I thought Mauls were out. So yeah, I think that guy was saying that it's not like noble to be an incel

is what he was trying to say. Like it's noble to be a Jedi and be a celibate. Yeah. The response is the hatred that he's gotten. It's like, it just is wild. These people are not... This is a bit, right? No.

Someone said, Picnic Boy said, don't worry, no one will miss you, fake cell. I hope the stinky hole you got was worth it. Okay. That's disgusting. He doesn't know that. He's never met this person. Jeez.

Out of bounds. Imagine how jealous these guys are, though. Dude, that's the thing. I think it's all jealousy. They would hop out the incel game in a heartbeat if they had the chance to and this dude finally did and they're like fuck this guy why doesn't this guy's getting late why doesn't a bunch of hard up females why don't they just go to an incel meetup and be like hey guys like what's up good question is there a female equivalent like why like why can't they just all be happy and exist together?

I know it's probably easier for a female to get laid in as a guy at times. But, like, surely there are a group of, like, lonely women who are like, you know what? Let's just have a big meetup with these poor bastards. They're probably not the kind of guys they want to, like, based on their behavior. They think they deserve, like, tens? No, but, I i mean guys who aren't these people but if you're involuntary celibate you're not holding out for anybody you're not holding out no okay i was talking about the guys they think they deserve like oh maybe that too i

don't know but like these guys can't think they deserve tens because it's involuntary if it's involuntary then wouldn't you seemingly take whatever is thrown your way okay stay in the community they like feed off each other they support each other it's it's involuntary, then wouldn't you seemingly take whatever is thrown your way? I don't think they want to stay in the community. They feed off each other. They support each other. It's probably really twisted in there. Dude, it's freaking twisted. Do these guys have any political affiliation? Or are these guys just dedicated to not getting any ass at all?

They probably discuss politics together, sure. Probably through meme. Probably heavy in the meme game. Yeah, probs. I spongebob means just flying in those that same elon avatar said i get that less of us remain in the community the weak are movement whatever and he said there's no movement man if you're staying a virgin for some cause you need to stop now and reflect deeply on life no one in their right mind wants to be an incel look for you not abstractions like movements i

like i don't really know what some of that means but like i i'm amazed by how this guy went from being the leader of this community just being like you guys are fucking dorks yeah go get laid one time it's interesting i wonder how long he's been thinking this if people are voluntary celibate like voluntarily celibate i'm in favor of that if you're if you're involuntarily celibate and you're ripping on people for getting laid i feel i feel like we're just being bullies at this point there's a brotherhood will are they brothers they're clearly not brothers for life i don't go through some more of these comments man the incel community is something i just i've never i i have never overthought it some dude

said you'll be back brev he goes no coming back once you cross the bridge dude he's out out he's like defecting it's blood in blood out when you when you leave uh north korea escape to south korea you can't just go back so when these guys are out of the community is there like another community they enter or is it just like now you're a normal part of society? Yeah, like the suburbs. You go to a nice gated community. This is excellent content. It's got a community pool, HOA. Oh my God.

You're just on your Ben Folds shit? We don't know if he was drowning slowly. I'm just going through comments, man. I was doing a are rocking the suburbs joe ah okay people are wild and just like john bon jovi did you ever go to a ben folds concert no but it's kind of it's kind of incel vibes i had friends who were into ben ben folds back in the day way back in the day i'm sure if you asked everyone at that concert if they could get laid that night if they if they would and we all would have said yes. None of us did. Looking around like, yeah, I think I would.

I think I would. That'd be cool. Apparently the young lady who he slept with is aware that he's like top dog in the incel, or was top dog in the incel community. I wonder if that's what attracted her. She's got to be feeling pretty good about herself. Pretty big git.

If you got that magic stuff. She got the magic stuff. Yeah. yeah like she's gotta have some world class now one guy said a stinky hole which is totally disrespectful totally out of disrespectful we don't know that we yeah you can't make those assumptions sir no one comes at the old incel masters girl like that right it's inappropriate yeah he didn't last long did he it's like that video he was very tech he was tactical if we have any incel backers please reach out i'd like to we have some questions for you yeah if you if you reach out we won't we won't judge you we won't judge like i honestly want to hear i want to hear a justification for this i want to i want to get a bigger

understanding because i totally i totally don't really get it is this one of those things where it like started out it's just like yeah coping mechanism and then it went too far can you hop in the incel subreddit and just poke around or you have to be like accepted in how's that poking around is not yeah you can't i want to read what these guys got real quick okay never mind can't ask a normal question around here i forgot we're talking about fucking this yeah incel there are no normal questions what a sour way to go through life man we're just not doing that but like not just like not being able to get laid but like the whole like lean on the guy next to you who also can't and it's like you just form this bond with them and then you talk about like hating women and lift weights though shit's crazy dude it'd be way more fun if they just went out and tried to get

laid together instead of like complaining about women the entire time yeah do they try to get laid i don't know i got that yeah are they actually are they just like actively like going out and doing it and just being angry that they can't i think they're just playing fortnight all day like what if your girl don't do don't put that on the fortnight people don't put that on yeah Are they actively going out and doing it and just being angry that they can't? I think they're just playing Fortnite all day. What if your girl looks at you? Don't put that on the Fortnite, people. Don't put that on our website. Yeah, that's unfair, dude. That's one of your people.

I've never actually played. I'm sure it's fun. Don't act like Fortnite's somehow below you after you were fucking dropping. You were dropping into her dance at every opportunity in 2020. They play World of Warcraft or whatever the nerdy game is these days i don't know randy's randy dude can you dunk on dylan right now dude what's up i mean i could tell you all the games but how dare you what's like the nerdiest game you could play right now probably league of legends let's fucking ride

i feel like i've watched a couple of clips of that game looks kind of fun league of legends i have a ton of friends that play it. It seems a fun game. I tried it once. I was terrible and never played it again. That's like Dylan and ping pong. Yeah. I'd rather play Legends of the Hidden Temple.

Okay. Why? I always thought that the deck was stacked against the people in that. Omech? Well, dude, think about when they had to run through Omech's temple at the end. Think about how many times they had one of the warriors pop out and capture them or take one of their little medallions. It just felt unfair. How are you supposed to get to the silver monkey if there's warriors popping out of every single crevice.

Yeah, and you're basically unarmed. There's not much you can do. They won't let you engage in a street fight with these warriors. And Omec's just sitting there. It's his temple. Yeah, it is his temple. We're in your temple, Omec. It just feels like it's a little unfair sometimes.

There's no actual route to getting the medallions. Whenever y'all want to switch to a topic that I can get involved in,'d be cool don't know what y'all are talking all right we'll talk about michael bay movies here dude what dylan's such a square doesn't know anything about this look at this what if we had to go to a square space in order to help him out right now oh my god trey young from deep square space is an all-in-one platform for building your brand and growing your business online stand out out with a beautiful website, engage your audience, and sell anything, your products, the content you create, even your time. I love Squarespace. Squarespace is something, it's kind of my comfort zone. I get obsessed with cooking in the Squarespace lab. Sally knows that if I have to do

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Yeah, buddy. Yeah. I'm not familiar with her. Where can I find her work? I tell you, follow her on Instagram. White Lotus. What? Honestly, I saw someone on Twitter being like, so what?

She got a part in White Lotus and now she's this famous? White Lotus is not why she's famous. Oh, I know. People that think that are just... Dumb-dumbs. Yes. is not why she's famous. Oh, I know. People that think that are just... Dumb-dumbs. Yes. The reason that she's famous is from Euphoria. Yes.

Oh, yeah. She dumped them out in Euphoria famously. She also has a very good acting performance in Euphoria famously. Yeah, I try to focus on the acting, though. Oh, sure you do. She's an all-time crier. Is that why you follow her on Instagram? Because her acting is so good?

I personally follow her on Instagram for numerous reasons. She's a good crier? One of which, she's hot. Crying? Acting crying? She does a lot of crying and euphoria, and she's good at it. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, they've been filming a rom-com together. Very cool. I'm going to assume that they're each other's love interest in this rom-com. I wonder if they're going to film something else together and going into this rom-com both of them

had a significant others dave uh dave moi we have a special guest in the studio today is there any is there any action going on behind the scenes regarding either of these uh listen dave sigos okay if there's tea spill it yeah and guys there's a lot out there, but I think a lot of it might just be smoke to drum up hype for this movie. Wow. You know, Sydney and her fiance, she is engaged, y'all. Yeah. See, that's what concerns me. If she was just dating a guy, I'd be like, get rid of that guy and go with Glenn Powell.

But if you're engaged, that's a whole different scenario. There's got to be one secure MF-er. That's a great point, Dylan. They did just buy a house together. Where? I don't know. I gotta look at this. My wife told me that yesterday. Who just bought a house together?

Sydney and her fiancé. So not Glenn Powell. Glenn Powell probably owns a house, y'all. He might own a house. We like Glenn Powell. We're a Glenn Powell podcast. Is that correct? Can we all agree that we are big fans of Glenn Powell as it currently stands? Yeah, he seems like a nice guy.athan devino is her fiance's name i gotta look this you gotta go see him and everybody wants some dave i've only i've i think the only thing i've ever seen

him do is top gun everybody wants some he's great is that a rom-com too? No. It's more of a baseball movie. Okay. It's like Dazed and Confused went and played baseball in college. And Glenn Powell stars in it. So is it a period piece? Yeah. It's actually done by the same guy that did Dazed and Confused. Linklider? Yeah. Ulrich.

Okay. Or is it Henry? That honestly sounds like a movie I would watch. Where can I find it very underrated and you know how i know it's good kyle bandujo you ever heard of this gentleman oh big screen sports pod he's a big fan of it oh what are you finding here dylan i'm trying to find a picture of her fiance and i i can't do it do you think it doesn't exist do you think this has to do with like the mandela effect no i don't No, I think he probably does exist. Yeah, I don't think she was dating Nelson Mandela either.

So I got, some people slapped me on the wrist early on when it was announced that these two were doing a movie together. I may have made some predictions as to what would happen between them. And I'm just saying, I've kind of been vindicated, maybe. My wife was like, no. We don't know. What do you actually think, do you actually, no. What do you actually think?

Do you actually think, or what do you actually think in this scenario? Do you think that they're doing this for the publicity for this movie? Or do you think there might be something there? I think if there's nothing there and they are doing this just to drum up hype. Okay, because hey, y'all, we forgot to mention,

Glenn and his longtime girlfriend, Gigi, just broke up and she did unfollow Sydney on Instagram, y'all, we forgot to mention, Glenn and his longtime girlfriend, Gigi, just broke up. And she did unfollow Sydney on Instagram, y'all. I would unfollow her, too. If I sent my husband off to a tropical location to film a romantic comedy with Sydney Sweeney and then we broke up, there's no way I'm following Sydney on the socials. All right. I'm looking at a picture of her fiancé, Jonathan DeVino. I found him. Well, I wouldn't say he's ugly by any means. He is no Glenn Powell.

Is he like a shipping magnet? That part, I don't know. A little bit more research, I could figure that out for you. But yeah. No, he's no Glenn Powell, physically physically speaking he might have a fire person well it's probably a different anthony devino i pulled up a guy who looks like papa john yeah yeah i don't think that's i don't think oh he also passed away sorry i was gonna say the first thing is his obituary okay well he's a businessman that would happen to me too if sydney sweeney does he have a son and partner both uh people Magazine and TMZ have linked DeVino to the family that owns vaporizer design packaging companies 14th Round and Final Bell

in 2013. He's the heir to a vape farm. He's also the owner of a closed restaurant, two closed restaurants in Chicago. I don't know. Cool ownership. I want to open those if you want to make any money.

All right. Let me tell you this before you got to open those restaurants. This guy's in trouble. I mean, as she's a cozying up to our friend, Glenn Powell of Austin. At least he had a shot in the big leagues. Where do you go to high school?

Two schools jump out at me it's either like austin higher westwood one of those maybe not exactly sure you can't even look it up either that's the weird thing i think you can look at all the bitch yeah maybe a private school i don't know he needs to get he needs to have someone change his wikipedia photo it's not good it's not no it's it's a very surprised photo like he didn't know that it was being uh uh taken it's it's just not great i would also recommend going and seeing set it up on netflix with zoe deutsch with him oh wonderful wonderful on that as well glenn's ex is named uh gg paris it's fucking bougie ass name dog let's see how many followers she has on instagram 418 000 oh

oh you already followed her no i am now just kidding dog oh westwood high school i was correct westwood very cool i've never even heard of that um yeah what part of town grandex X, co-Grand X founder, Rhino graduated from there. Is that North Austin? Northwest, yeah. Okay. Dylan, I see there's a Venn diagram news story

that's happening that you need to confront here. It has North Korea and cigarettes overlapping. Two things I'm very fond of. Can we briefly discuss what's going on here um i haven't gifted you a subscription to the new york times so i'm not sure if you can read this article dylan but it says british american tobacco is fined 635 million for selling cigarettes north korea who they who bought them dude i think i think it's your boy kim jong he's just over there just burning down yeah

yeah that picture is kind of hard dude like say what you want about him he does take the hardest fit pics in the game and when you start putting a cigarette in these fit pics why is he holding his boob in this photo dude you know he you know he dillons every picture right he's like i've got low t before before they get posted he's got to get full approval of them i get so annoyed when you start dilling yeah we know you've talked about it's so annoying i haven't done that in a long time it's annoying when you request me to take a photo of you i take a photo of you and then you deny those photos as if like i wanted to do it like that that has never happened not once it's how it's literally happened all the time no dude don't even post hey this guy takes a fire photo we got to give it to

him the other stuff terrible No, dude, don't even post that. Hey, this guy takes a fire photo. We got to give it to him. The other stuff, terrible. But he can take a pic. You're separating the art from the artist. Hands up. He can take a pic. If I went and bought cigarettes for like a 17-year-old at a gas station, and then I got caught, would they fine me 635 million dollars yeah that's that's a brutal punishment that's standard fine well there's probably an embargo of sort of sorts with

north korea that prevents you from uh from doing business with them man is there an embargo on 17 year olds there's been doing business with them in terms of selling them cigarettes you should not you should not hey mister buy cigs or booze for that matter okay did you guys see the guy uh in singapore who was uh busted trafficking uh weed was executed for it they have insane drug laws in singapore i think live is there this week the live tour not our friend live hopefully they're pretty familiar with executing people things for monitor infractions. Hopefully no one brought a spliff over there because they might get executed for it. You know, they did take our – well, you could maybe argue Phil.

I'm trying to think who the most spliff-friendly player that went to the Liv Tour would be. Certainly not Bryson. Definitely not Brooks. Maybe Brooks' brother. I don't really know Brooks brothers is it like a new sponsor yeah check them out that's good that was good that shows that frat just runs through your veins listen uh I was in a frat you didn't leave any any Brooks brothers jokes out there no

most likely yeah what's your dream blunt rotation from the lift tour? I'm going to skip that. I'm just not going to show up to that rotation. Phil's in it. Phil is definitely in it. Phil is absolutely in it. There would be a moment where Phil's standing up and everyone else is sitting down in their beanbag chairs

and Phil's just explaining something to you. I'd burn with Cam Smith. For sure burning with him. For sure. Not Brooks, though. Oh, yeah, Cam. Fuck that guy. But I got to say, Phil is one bad major tournament performance away from Ayahuasca,

which might help. He was top five in the Masters. Yeah, I know. Oh, that's right. I'm just saying he seems to be... Because remember, he got really into the... He had the wellness coffee. And now, that's a gateway to Ayahuasca. There's still a lot of work to be – because remember, he got really into the – he had the wellness coffee. And now, you know, that's a gateway to ayahuasca.

There's still a lot of work to be done. The road is long and narrowly crafted. He'll get there. He'll get there. Can we at least admit that I might be right about Augusta playing left-handers a little bit better? Yeah. Yeah, man. I think there's something there

bubba like bubba bubba has won twice mike weir mike weir we're your favorite you love mike weir best master's dinner there was there ever was it's debatable our man hit us with that wild boar canadian beer are you forgetting what Hideki did just a few years ago? Did Cat do fajitas? I like the everyman meals. Tiger did fajitas. Fuck yeah. Our man hit us with sushi.

You're going for Mike Weir? I support my Canadians. Our friends to the north. They never did anything to us. I support our Japanese friends. I do too. Ooh, it's a friend off. I don't know why you're trying to act like you can't support both.

I'm just saying, give me Sush, dog. Yeah, I've kind of run out of Lib Tour players to put in my dream blunt rotation. Exactly. Ooh, maybe Chase Koepka. Is that his first name? I'm more into Chase and Bags. I don't really know anything about him

except for that he's Brooke's little brother. Something tells me that Liv wouldn't have come calling had his brother not been Brooks Koepka. Where do the cigarettes go in North Korea once this exchange goes down? Are they going into the store or are these private for government employees and shit? Remember, they have fake storefronts in North Korea.

Yeah, so where do these cigs go? I think Kim Jong-un is just burning down with his cronies. Isn't there only one internet connection in that country, and it's Kim Jong? Do they have like a North Korean spirits? I don't know. I don't know. Like American spirits.

Yeah, I hear you. Famously. I don't. I mean, they're getting from the UK, so maybe not. The other two answers to Dream Blunt rotation from Liv, Dustin Johnson. How did we leave that out? DJ Burns and Harold Varnett, right? HV3.

Yeah. He kind of just doesn't do anything for me. HV3 is the most likable guy. I like to watch DJ play golf, but personality-wise, he doesn't bring anything. Dude, they actually call him HVAC3 because he's always inhaling so much. Oh, wow. I don't know if that's true. I don't want to bring a Paulina with him.

As we get to the warmer wow i don't know if that's true i don't want to bring a paulina with them as we get to the warmer months don't forget pour a little vinegar in your drain pipe of your ac unit you'll thank me later what does that do cleans it out mine got mine got clogged the other day i had to get a shop vac and whole deal i did it myself home ownership man did you buy a shop vac or you rent one of those my neighbor let me use his shop vac dude if anyone's trying to unload a shop vac how i need to buy one shop vacs are goaded i feel like i need one i i'd never have as a guy who's installed his own toilet seat recently and done a shop vac you put two screws in i'm pretty much like the guy i'm pretty much the bob vila he's going to see it's very difficult you are Bob Vila. It's very difficult. You are Bob Vila. I don't even think you need a tool.

It's just like a hand screw. You just twist it. Yeah, but there's some heavy twisting involved. Heavy twisting. You got to put one hand under and then over. If you don't have flexibility, you're in trouble, buddy. It's facts. It's facts.

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I'll keep mine short as I have nothing going on. My son, Parks, is in California right now, and he will be there until Sunday evening. So I won't have him. I have nothing going on california basically what i'm trying to say is please throw me uh throw me a bone if you'll have something going on that involve that can involve your boy like ah whatever it is like i'll do anything at this point i'll help you like i'll help you paint your fence i mean anything i gotta

i gotta do my other toilet seat you want to come over and help me install yeah okay i'll help you paint your fence i mean anything i gotta i gotta do my other toilet seat you wanna come over and help me install yeah okay i'll stretch you gotta be flexible yeah yeah i had nothing guys literally nothing i might i might pop down to san marcos to see uh my my new little niece and my other niece who's been alive longer and uh you know your other niece that's been alive longer. Why did you do that like your AI? Been alive longer. I will see my niece who was just born, and I will see my other niece who has been on this earth for a longer period of time. Binary Dorn.

Seriously, this interview that Swains and Powell do together, she's looking longingly into his eyes. They both are. I think they might just be really good actors. They want people talking. If I'm a single Hollywood actor, if I'm single and I'm filming with someone and we have a romantic interest,

I think it makes sense to consummate that professional partnership. That's old school Hollywood. They're smushing, right? They smush at least once. I feel like you got to do it at least once just to get... Maybe you don't do it once.

Maybe you just edge the entire time. Maybe you soak. I'm listening. More on that. Dave, how about your weekend, man? Are we done with the soaking talk? It's up to you. Dave, we can't – we got to punt soaking talk for later.

You'll understand one day. We're in an El Nino weather pattern. It's going to be a wet year. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Hey'll understand one day. We're in an El Nino weather pattern. It's going to be a wet year. Hey, folks. Folks. Friday, I think my as of yesterday, my mother-in-law's coming into town and we're going to take her to dinner Friday.

Potentially the Grove. I don't know. Weather permitting. That's such an in-law place to go. The Grove is good. It's a good spot. But isn't it like the most in-law thing to to go is the grove is good it's a good spot but isn't it like the most in-law thing to do yeah and it's it's fairly kid-friendly don't dox don't dox his mother-in-law's dinner dude what's your problem dog you know how it is chill get out there and they're like oh can i get a picture and you let one dude get a picture with your mother yeah suddenly you have like a just a group of people just around the grove

you get swarmed everywhere it must be tough being you, being everybody's favorite. Take a photo of holding my toilet seat. I'm like, okay, I guess I will. I have to indulge. You know, I do it for the fans. Saturday, we got really nothing. It's going to be, hopefully we have a game six and that ends the series.

It's been a wild one. A little hockey joke there. Anyway, we might go to to we got another dinner reservation uh one of the what everybody does now just in austin because it's so hard to find a place you just make them months in advance and then when it comes up like do you want this no yes we've got one of those so we'll see i'd like weather permitting to get to a golf course if not even to play just want to get out there. I've got the bug.

That shamble last Friday really got me going. Why do I hate that it's called a shamble? It sounds negative off the bat. I hate it. Because it's the goblin mode of golf games. Let's play shambles. I'm not playing very well today. Can we shamble?

My game's in shambles. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. We've got to come up with a better name for that okay we can talk about it what about you will not much man not much um you know trying to trying to keep it cool this weekend trying to relax trying to just enjoy myself um friday it's gonna be a big package day on friday i'm not talking about myself Trying to just enjoy myself. Friday. It's going to be a big package day on Friday. I'm not talking about myself. You ordering a pizza?

I have a... No, I played my Zot card last night. I know, I know. Who's playing a Zot card on Tuesday? Where'd you end up getting it from? We just did a delivery, David. Just tell me. It's okay. We did DeSano's delivery.

I like DeSano's a lot. Just tell me. It's okay. We did Dasano's delivery. I like Dasano's a lot. It was fine. It was fine. Just simply wasn't enough za, if I'm being honest. It's tough when you play your za card, and what you get in response is just a lack of za. It's not their fault. Whoever ordered it probably might have just needed to order more stuff. Not naming names.

Who's that? And so, yeah, I can't play my za card on friday unfortunately which means i'm probably gonna have to play my tax max card at some point uh on saturday uh i'll be honest i have nothing going on um i am receiving a large package on friday with some new speakers as my old speakers broke that i bought for that record player that we keep talking about so i'm probably gonna be jamming out dude you want to come over and just vibe as long as no offense to sally as long as she's not there because i don't want her like thinking i'm high yeah she don't want her criticizing you for just listening to music

can't even vibe without smoking weed like who do you think I am? And Sunday. You know what Sunday do. No. What's the weather supposed to do on Sunday? It's supposed to be back up. It's supposed to be back up. Nice weather. Beautiful.

Nice weather. You know what? Beautiful. Maybe we'll move meet Monday to meet Sunday this week. And maybe I'll grill something up. Maybe I'll go down to our pool and use the community grill that no one's touched since I moved in. Not even sure if there's gas in that thing. We're low-key going to have a pretty great weekend weather-wise.

Maybe I could take the kayak out. Get some yakking. Not that kind, dude. Chill out. I'll swim next to you. You're going to swim next to me while I kayak? Mm-hmm. I'm just going to hit you in the face with my paddle the entire time.

I'll give you space, man. I'm just going to kayak closer to you and hit you in the face with it. Okay. Now, you can't kayak during the weekends down at our place because it's just too many people. If you're boating, please clean up after yourself. That's all I'll say. Please clean up after yourself.

Also, your zebra muscles. Clean your boats. I ordered muscles recently at a restaurant. I don't think I'll be doing it for a while you know what i don't think i'm ever gonna need to order muscles again the rest of my life dude i walked away from that meal being like what did i just do i clank i click clacked around at the muscles the entire time my fingers smelled like muscles and i wasn't full it was like why did i just order these muscles i got all the muscles i need anyway i don't i don't i'm pretty

weak i thought it would come with like noodles or something it was just a bowl of muscles and broth get out of here with that shit never had them no need i mean try them just so you know but like after that you're good catch me eating scallops over muscles i'll take a scallop over muscle all day thank you are you talking like big scallops or like the smaller scallops uh what's big i don't know half dollar size yeah yeah give me them yeah like this yeah give me one of those yeah pan sea of that bitch put a little rib lock sauce on it i don't know we've lost the room he's doing the gritty i don't know what what he's doing over there i just did part of the gritty

i didn't do the arm thing, which Parks does now. Should we start ending every episode with all of us volume shooting for the thumbnail? We all do something crazy

for the thumbnail. Dave, do something zany for the thumbnail, dude. That's it. That's the one, dude. That's the one. Randy's shaking his head. That's the one. that's the one randy's shaking his head that's the one it ain't it do something oh i don't please please don't use that that's disgusting no one's listening still

all right let's get out of here everyone have a really awesome weekend we'll see tomorrow for voicemails i just saw the bottom of will's tongue you