Circling Back - Talking Ball & Death by Cape Buffalo with Brett Merriman | Circling Back 8-7-25

Episode Date: August 7, 2025

Brett Merriman joins the show to talk a little ball, ChatGPT usage plummeting after spring semester, the millionaire hunter who was gored to death by a cape buffalo, Instagram's new stalking feature, ...and This Weekend in Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop     •    (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter     •    (10:40) Kids Using ChatGPT to Cheat in School     •    (17:35) Death by Cape Buffalo     •    (30:40) Talking Ball     •    (47:50) This Weekend in Fun     •    (57:35) Instagram's New Maps Feature Support This Episode’s Sponsors: Rocket Money: Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to ⁠https://rocketmoney.com/circling⁠ today. Chubbies: $10 off your order with the promo code STEAM at https://chubbiesshorts.com/steam Magic Mind: Get 60% your first subscription with our link and code: ⁠https://magicmind.com/dipmf⁠ & code DIP60 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 All righto Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos. All right, we're back. It's a circling back podcast coming to you live. We used to say that and not actually mean it, but now we are actually coming to you live. from the wash media headquarters here in austin texas as always joined by producer randy hi dylan well i don't think you've ever said that on here have you doesn't hit doesn't hit like a high can you just call me dave for that uh producer randy trombackie okay thank you yeah dave's not here as i'm sure you figured out by now he usually starts to show off he is uh think he's already there actually marble falls texas for the west texas invitational yeah i think he drove up last night One, Will DeFrease is also there with him.
Starting point is 00:01:02 None of that matters right now because in studio with us right now is the Magic Bullet, Brett Merriman. Do we have like, is there like a live scoreboard on the WTI? Can we check in on them? Considering how organized they are, it's unbelievable how organized they are. They send, they have a media book. It's not even a sheet. It's 30 pages. And it's very detailed with graphics and pictures and maybe.
Starting point is 00:01:29 Yeah. It looks like, you know, what, like a program you did at, like, a Texas game. Yeah. Like a media program. But it's, I think it's even more in depth than all that. It's pretty, pretty incredible. Yeah, we'll have to see if we can get a live scoreboard going. I hope the boys are playing well out there.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Yeah. A couple matches today, I believe. I'm concerned about the state of both of our representatives' games, to be honest with you. Are you? Yeah. Was the last time you played golf with them? Or is this just based on hearsay around the office? This is based on hearsay, vibes, and.
Starting point is 00:01:59 some guys they may be playing with i've heard some reports there are some good golfers out there no i'm i'm concerned like drop kick dave is in full effect oh and will if he has the driver in his hand he's good but it's not a driver course drop kick dav is that referring to his drives yeah this it's the weirdest why he drop kicks 30% of it isn't that weird yeah i i have noticed that i've never called it out i think he's trying to get shallow and he has some motion then he like rehearses and gets too shallow and he drop kicks it and puts that mean like snap hook on yeah good golfer great golf just gets a case of the drop kicks we have the chat up today by the way we do what's up chat we have promised not to get too distracted by it but we will monitor it from time
Starting point is 00:02:46 to time we were talking just it's good to have you know like a Thursday vibe getting into the weekend a little bit Thursday gives more casual doesn't it it does get the chat involved a little bit I know some of you don't like the chat so much but we do and that's really all i care about yeah i'd see the chats i think the chat's a good feature to have at the very least a part of the show sometimes so we can we can yeah rock with the chat we've had some great content this week tuesday we did exactly five minutes i thought it was one of the better ones we'd done hold on let me pop the chain outside the shirt real quick i've got back exactly five minutes on tuesday was excellent i thought we did a uh we recorded mails yesterday of course that gets released tomorrow i thought that was also an excellent episode
Starting point is 00:03:31 of course it's only available on patreon uh go check out our patreon support that's the best way to support us really it really is uh there's a seven seven day free trial get in there and just test the waters a bit if you like what you hear stay on board notably i was paying for patreon for for years yeah brett yeah brett was paying for it while employed here i was like what you do i'm i'm a ride or die yeah we do appreciate that. I stopped my Patreon week one that worked here. That checks out. That makes sense. For a year. And of course, it is a visual show. YouTube.com slash circling back. You can see our handsome faces on there. And of course, if you're watching live, that is where you can view it. I don't even know what chamber will
Starting point is 00:04:15 do that. Yeah. All of them. Yeah. And we're having a lot of fun. It's been a great week. It's been a good week. Teacher week. Big time. Teacher week has been hot. I even gave a rousing speech. dude in the bullpen yesterday i was so fired up about how everything's going i just addressed the three of you dylan dylan like it was like a it was like a it was like a it was it was it felt like a toast and i think i made you all a little bit uncomfortable but that's fine i had i i want it's been on my mind for uh the last three or four days and i decided you know what i'm just going to i'm going to i'm going to share a little bit what's going on in my mind with the squad i was just you were about to announce something like bet like horrible yeah i was just
Starting point is 00:04:54 And I was like, oh, dude, what's going on? I was in my own little world just yo-yoing in the middle of the office. And I'm like, oh, what's going on? To be fair, that's just you on like a daily basis. Dave does what Dave typically does in moments like that. He cuts the tension. It wasn't tension. It was all positive stuff I was saying.
Starting point is 00:05:11 But he made a joke and it was like, his typical day fashion. Anyway, yeah, I wanted to address the squad. I'm just happy about how everything's going. I think the live product has been great. Rainy's handled it extremely well. A lot more pressure on. our boy over there he's got more screens and more boards in front of him he's doing it all quite well i think it's going great the numbers shots to the chat and the listeners yeah uh
Starting point is 00:05:33 numbers are good brett looks tired look tired says mason lemons yeah that's just kind of default it's never a compliment no i mean how much sleep did you get last night probably about six hours okay slept fine that's that's baseline for like having a good day is six hours i did i did I did have about a bottle and a half of wine last night. Oh. So. By yourself? No.
Starting point is 00:05:57 So you had three quarters of a bottle? No, no, no. You had a bottle and a half? Between the two of us went through two and a half bottle. Gee, that's a lot of wine. I haven't done that in a long time. It wasn't like, I mean, it was over the course of hours. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:13 I went through a stretch where like a bottle, not every night, but two nights a week, I would take on a bottle. Yeah. And I felt great the next day. Yeah, I don't feel bad. I just, if you do, if you take down a bottle of wine, you're gonna, yeah, you might look a little tired. It's a lot of wine.
Starting point is 00:06:28 You're not going to sleep fantastic. You still look handsome though. Thank you, man. You got a nice quaff going. Appreciate that. Yeah. Do you look a little more tan on camera, I will say. Finally.
Starting point is 00:06:38 This, this camera and this laddy makes me look like, I'm Puerto Rican. It's nuts. It's very tan. All the time. Yeah. I'll have to take a little bit afterwards. All the time. There was one camera.
Starting point is 00:06:49 Maybe it was in the, in the lodge where it just, like, I know I'm translucent to begin with, but it was like, it was, it was eggshell white. Yeah, those in the lodge. Yeah. Dude, looking back on those old episodes, the video, of course, video component, it's like the studio stonk. We just had curtains up and we're sitting around a rectangle table. And it's just, it was just not, it was not sexy whatsoever. It was fun. Like, I love that we filmed those.
Starting point is 00:07:20 That we were just, like, four guys around a team. Yeah, we had an embarrassing studio. Yeah, we've come a long way. This, this recent iteration has been, I freaking love it. I still love it. It's the best. I said the first time I did the mail-in in here, which, do you want to do the mail-in today? Yeah, I'll do the mail-in.
Starting point is 00:07:39 With Randy and me? Yeah, yeah. I got to write, I don't know what I'm writing yet. How many come up with a writing topic and then, yes, I'll do the mail. I have a list of. columns most notably which the one I really want to do is which cartoon characters from our childhood would be anti-vachers
Starting point is 00:07:53 that's good oh I have the very similar one the biggest gaslighters of our childhood gaslighters yeah what is it like in what in what way like Vicky is one of the biggest gaslighters of our childhood she always like pretend to be from fairly out parents yeah
Starting point is 00:08:09 Phineas and Ferb are also big gaslighters why what's what's the gaslight what's the in what way way. I'm not against you here. Like they would always, like Phineas and Ferb especially would go out and do a bunch of stuff and then when their sister would tell their parents, be like, pretty much like, no, that never happened. They made her seem crazy. They're big gaslighters. Well, there's only 104 days of summer vacation. School comes along just to end it. So you
Starting point is 00:08:35 have to do something in that time. That's the biggest gaslighting too. I didn't ever watch Phineas of her, but there's more episodes than there are days of what they said. There's multiple years they go to school. Oh, more than that later. I don't know who the hell you all are talking about. You don't know Finnis and stuff? Never even heard of it. Yeah. Icky Vicky.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Very true. Oh, what time you're trying to record it? Whenever, Doc. Okay, I got to take Parks to launch. Cool. I promised him. I promised him to Taco Deli. You don't have to.
Starting point is 00:09:00 I thought you might want to get the OG back on the mail. He wants an auto from Taco Deli, so I'm taking him to launch today. Good stuff from Parks, man. Before we continue on, let's talk a little bit about Rocket Money. Oh, you mean our friends over at Rocket Money? Yes. A lot of people aren't aware of how much they spend each month. Do you know how many subscriptions you pay for?
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Starting point is 00:10:18 What are you? You were nervous about it? I can read. I just, I never do ad reads. Okay. I usually like pitch like I help,
Starting point is 00:10:25 you know, I'll add an anecdote. Yeah. So I'm not usually the ad read guy. I asked Randy to read an ad one time and he just goes, I don't read. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:35 He won't read questions on the mailing. He refuses. I'm not a good reader. I, I'm an audiobook guy now, too. I've always been a slow reader. I just don't like reading. Just only do audiobooks?
Starting point is 00:10:47 Oh, yeah. Just avoids reading. That's not because I didn't have a good reading teacher because it's teacher week. And we did, I want to say, we did record the teacher week of voicemails. And let me tell you, it's a good episode. Definitely, if you're not a patron, that you should go, you should go subscribe and listen to this one. There are some really good calls. I'll tell you what, the chat, or tell you what, comment chat, the boys, the boys were
Starting point is 00:11:10 buzzing about the patreon the last couple weeks i feel like it's it's it's it's being awesome that's cool never a better time to get into the patreon it's it's the studio it's the conversational aspect it feels way less formal totally agree what's going on with chat gptych yeah chat gpt um this you put this on my radar this morning brett apparently when uh spring classes ended the use of chat gpte just fell off a cliff fell off a cliff yeah so i i saw this on on twitter and the idea was like oh man what's wrong with like is invidia or chat gbt open aIs or stocking to go in the in the tank because it's not no it's just people aren't cheating during the summer look at this look at this chart falls off and it's funny you can see the weekend days too
Starting point is 00:12:02 oh my god so saturday and sunday it falls off a clip I need to be very aware of the use of AI with Parks being in school, because I'm sure, I'm sure he's going to get good at it. Yeah. Like all these kids are figuring it out. And I want them to not use it. No, I don't know how, I don't, I think it's, we're going to have to go totally back to just like no laptops and no, no phones.
Starting point is 00:12:28 Dude, it's gotten so, have you seen the videos of people who are, like, you can just highlight a question, just like drag your cursor over a question. and it'll just spit out the answer for you. That's insane. We need it, like, we have to go ground up. We have to build it totally differently. Yeah, back in our day, you had to hope when you Google the question that someone did a quizlet of it.
Starting point is 00:12:50 We had to, we had to, we had a hope for it to cheat. Yeah, we, we also, I don't think we, I didn't like cheat on tests, but definitely for homework. Oh, yeah. You would like, you would just go to the question and get the answer and basically just copy paste. I think with the, like, the advancement of the internet. So I think so like the bar for intelligence was up here.
Starting point is 00:13:10 Internet was introduced and then it kind of fell down a little bit because information became so easy to just find. And now with AI, it's like down here now. You don't have you have to have any skill to do anything when it comes to like a test or homework or anything like that, writing essays. I still don't know the answer to the question of what happens when all these jobs get replaced. But I guess we'll figure that out later.
Starting point is 00:13:35 Yeah. I think it's almost here. But yeah, that's also a scary thing. Yeah. What's Park's going to, like, what's he going to study that won't be affected by AI? I don't, dude. I have no idea. It's not. I have no idea. I just, hope he's a really good baseball player. It's, it's like, one of the things where it's like, if AI does what's supposed to do that we won't have to work anymore, then everyone can just like pursue their passions, but also that's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. Corporate greed will find a way to, it won't happen. I mean, I say that AI can't podcast, but AI can just, like, take your voices and turn it, like, I think we've definitely done that before. It literally, for us, somebody did somebody spit out an episode. It learns your personality. It does. But like the Spotify recap, I did it.
Starting point is 00:14:21 There was like a five-minute, like, AI podcast that just made talking about your stuff. It was so weird because it sounded like really real. Wait, wait, say that again? Spotify did this? So, like, if you did your year interview, you know, you know, Spotify wrapped, there was like, you could get your five-minute podcast and it was like two AI voices, a woman and a man,
Starting point is 00:14:40 and they were like even like kind of like lowly laughing when the other one made a joke or something like that. It sounded very real. And these are real people? No, no, this was fake people just like talking about
Starting point is 00:14:50 what you listened to throughout the year and it just sounded too realistic. Oh my God. I got an email. I hate it. I got an email the other day from one of the companies that just wants us to spend money with them
Starting point is 00:15:00 instead of the other way around, which is my job. Right. It was really sad. It was, they're pumping this ad product where it takes your voices, records pro-grammatic advertising with them via AI, and you can pump them into your back catalog. So it would be like rocket money buying pro-grammatic ad spots across her whole catalog. Yeah. And it would just be all fake.
Starting point is 00:15:26 But it would be like host red because it's, that's you and Dave. That's wild. Don't like that. That is, that is an ethical line. that I am not I was I just I was like no thanks yeah I don't like it man there's some cool things that AI does but I don't like the way it's gone oh yeah I think I think we're five years away from me like ooh wish we could put this toothpaste back yeah you can't though I will say that I did link my my smart lights to my Google home and being able to tell a Google home to like turn on my
Starting point is 00:16:00 lights hold on hold on so you you're just going full on shout to Ryan Merriman, smart home. I'm going smart home, smart house, right? Smart house, smart house, smart house, yeah. Smart home is what it's actually called the decom is smart house. It turns your lights on for you? Yeah, so you say, hey, like, hey, they turn off kitchen light and they'll turn off the kitchen light. Not like you're not the hardwired ones, the, the, yeah, I was going to ask, like, dumb
Starting point is 00:16:25 question, like, just a light switch. The light switch doesn't like flip on and off. My apartment did install two smart lights in everyone, the dining room and the kitchen light are smart lights through the app, and I have a smart lock and everything. But then the LED lights I put in also do work with the Google Home too. So I have three different lights that I can turn on and off with just my voice. And it's kind of sick. I can also control the temperature and just like, be like, okay, Google, turn it down
Starting point is 00:16:51 69 degrees here. So I have a nest, which is great, but I would love to be, you know, in the kitchen whipping something up like forca pizza perhaps, which I did last night. Fantastic, by the way. And just be like, hey, can you turn it down to 69? you can yeah you can do that which is what i keep it at anyway but i set my temperature during the data like 84 so it takes a while to get down do you really yeah i'm not supposed to do that why i think it's more energy to like cool it down oh really yeah if i if i have it too high yeah huh
Starting point is 00:17:24 i hadn't even thought of that i mean that makes sense look into it yeah i'll look into that man what's this guy doing hunting for for yeah i'm reading i'm reading this right now so um the headline says millionaire oh new york post just absolutely just wiped me out with ads just hold on horrendous viewing millionaire texas rancher fatally gored by buffalo during south africa hunting trip okay and i was just thinking like including millionaire in a headline like that automatic immediately people are like fuck yeah Automatic, you know what I mean? Changes the entire tone.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Changes the entire sentence that of the story. If it was like a family man, humble family man gets gourd to death, it's like, oh, that's sad. Yeah. No, it still should be sad to people that this happened. I mean, I don't know much about this millionaire rancher from Texas, but I don't know if you deserve to die. But I will say to be killed by the animal you're trying to kill, fair game.
Starting point is 00:18:29 Metal. 100% if that thing's going to get you. Absolutely fair game. If you're going on a grizzly bear hunt, my buddy used to guide grizzly hunts gets charged all the time. And he's like, dude, if that got me, like respect. Yeah, absolutely. Now, my question was, was he hunting for water buffalo. He was. Okay. He was like hunting for, you know, insert big safari game here. And so it gets God. This says 1.3 ton cape buffalo. Is that another term for a water buffalo? I'm not going to say yes or no I don't want to be wrong on that but I believe so Cape Buffalo They're big fuckers Looking at some picture of this guy he is an avid hunter I see him he's posing here with some ducks
Starting point is 00:19:12 Which if you Look I'm a I'm a circle of life guy I'm like all right hunting I'm for hunting if you are going to consume your kill totally agree Yeah trophy hunting trophy fishing I think it's
Starting point is 00:19:28 fucking sorry. Yeah, not my bad either. Not my bad. I know that there are like some, some preservation aspects to it. Like there are sometimes not present conservation. I know that sometimes it's, it's beneficial to cold the herd and some, so that's, I guess that's a different story. Desimating the grubboard population in the area. Yeah, Cape Buffalo. That thing is, it's a pretty, pretty gnarly looking animal. You said one ton? One point three. That is a big fucking animal isn't it like you when you look up what animals in africa kill the most humans every year it's like cape buffalo and uh hippos i know a hippo a hippo is a big killer this thing apparently kills i found this earlier um 100 plus people a year not this not this specific one but in general
Starting point is 00:20:20 these i was going to say these cape buffalo kill over 100 people a year in africa based on multiple things. It looks like Water Buffalo and Cape Buffalo are different, but they're very similar. Yeah, same vibe for sure. Yeah, they're cousins. How many, do longhorns, like, in Texas get people? Like, I'm sure things happen, but
Starting point is 00:20:38 these, they don't seem aggressive. I don't know. I know that on the sideline, Bivo, you have to be careful around him. Because he starts swinging those things around, and it can be trouble. Remember when he went after Georgia Bulldog? He went after a hugger. I do. That uggah has passed away since then.
Starting point is 00:20:54 damn sadly that is 2,600 pounds says Eric that's good math Eric thank you thanks thanks Andrew big step forward for me not speaking incorrectly here's a picture of of this guy posing with a mountain lion yeah I don't love that you're not going to what are you going to do with the mountain line when you kill it that's that's got to be for the rush because that's hunting an animal that will hunt you for sport but if you see a mountain lion it's seen you for for like an hour well I don't I don't think they hunt you for sport i think they they kill to like defend themselves or they're young yeah they but they'll let me rephrase they'll like they can stock you no problem for oh yeah without you having any idea
Starting point is 00:21:36 like there's that video of the that mountain lion that it chases the guys backing out of the canyon and it keeps like it keeps jumping at him he backs up for like what like 20 minutes it feels like oh that's it that is an intense an intense video he didn't have i only get a weapon on him i think he was throwing rocks and finally he did he threw a rock and connected and the thing ran away that was nuts yeah i think if you're if you're a millionaire going on 50,000 dollar guided hunts in africa and you did got like that's just part of the game yeah respect i respect the buffalo you kill an animal that's trying to kill you i think that's all part of it man jimmy john big uh big game hunter that doesn't shock me yeah could 100 uggas take a gorilla no are you kidding
Starting point is 00:22:23 A thousand others couldn't take a gorilla. No chance. That dude, I mean, girl is stomping out bulldogs left and right. I've said this about English bulldogs. Cute, cute animal, great pets. Darwin is like spinning in his grave thinking about, if you were to release all domesticated animals into the wild, the English bulldog would be the first to be eradicated. Yeah, I mean, Edward has a good point.
Starting point is 00:22:52 That's what you're right about. It would last a day and a half. That's what you're right about. Okay. A hundred August couldn't defeat a long run, let alone a large animal. Yeah. If you released animals, here's my ranking of animals released in the wild without humans, how fast they'd be eradicated.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Yeah. Fish and fish tanks are number one. Yeah. Number two is English bulldogs. My buddy, Gene, he had one for a long time. And this thing, you couldn't, it couldn't be outside for more than two minutes at a time, Unless it was like 65 degrees. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:24 Because they just like, they starts wheezing and it can't breathe. It breaks out in hives. Can't breathe. This thing had skin problems and back problems. Oh, man. And breathe. It was just like, man, this thing, it can't be living a comfortable life. No.
Starting point is 00:23:37 They're great dogs. Don't get me wrong. I would love to, I would love to have an English bulldog. I think they're great. Mm-hmm. But good grief, man. Yeah. Darwin would be spinning his draught.
Starting point is 00:23:46 You know what I mean? Yeah, my buddy is a Frenchie, French Bulldog. Chelsea has a Frenchie. Oh, yeah. And, and they, And they are, they're, he has problems in the heat. He can't go on walks for too long, especially when it's, you know, north of 80 degrees. But it's, it's better equipped to handle the elements than an English bulldog.
Starting point is 00:24:03 Yeah. Pugs, English bulldogs, there's some really messed up dog breeds. I don't want to point them out just in case. I'm surprised that bulldog became such a mascot. Like my elementary school was the big bitch bulldogs. Like, there's way better breeds. And I can only think of like the huskies is like the only other. dog breed that's like a mascot yeah you don't see you don't see the retrievers much go
Starting point is 00:24:26 umbc tennessee's got the coon hound it's not the obviously the volunteers the official mascot but they have that that really cool that hound that's a badass dog there's a couple good water dog mascots i feel yeah but no i feel like when when uh it became uncouth to go with like a native american mascot it switched to like wild cats and bulldo very quickly. Yeah, there are a lot of bulldogs. A lot of bulldogs. And I get it, it's a cool, it's a cool dog.
Starting point is 00:24:56 Don't get me wrong. I'm not hating. I just, I worry about them. I said this, we need more. Blue tick, blue tick coon now. Yes. We need more sharks. Glaring lack of sharks.
Starting point is 00:25:05 We need more insects, I think. Bees? Like, there's like the hornets and like dinosaurs only have one raptors. I feel like there's some cool stuff that could be done with more animals. Why do big cats get so much? It's big cats and horses.
Starting point is 00:25:20 because they're awesome. And they are awesome. And they're overweighted in the category. There are like if you think like just the southeast United States, all the, the tiger's mascots. Too many tigers. You got Auburn, LSU, Clemson, Missouri. Missouri.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Those are three SEC teams. Yeah. And then an ACC team. Yeah, it's just one little. Too many times. A lot of tigers. And tigers are not native to that area. No.
Starting point is 00:25:49 Like at all. Let alone the United States. No mountain lions. What's up with that? Dude, Cooter is a mountain lion. BYU is got the BYU Cooters. That's a solid setup. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:00 That's a good one. Panthers, right? Yeah, they're, Panthers are native, though. I mean, you really call them any degree mountain lion, panther Cooter? But I'm more surprised by like how many. How many different horse teams we have? Broncos, Colts, Mavericks. Dude, there's so many.
Starting point is 00:26:17 There is a gas station in Louisiana. And it's not long after you cross the border from Texas into Louisiana. It's right there on the highway. There's a gas station that has, I don't know if it still does, because it's been a long time since I've seen it. A fucking tiger. Sure does. There's a cage, a tiger, and its life is just there next to the highway.
Starting point is 00:26:41 People can walk up to like, okay, so there's a tiger here. It's so bizarre. Also a casino in that gas station. Is there really? What are we doing? that tiger that tiger is not living a fulfilling life at all that's that's the biggest like like he'd kill he'd kill for a zoo yeah if i if i won the lottery i wouldn't tell anybody but there would be signs yeah you have a tiger case what do they feed it like burritos out of the the
Starting point is 00:27:07 fridge like what do they feed that that poor tiger i don't i don't know what they do i don't what like what is mike the tiger i saw mike the tiger last year james does have a good point what is Talk coming from a podcast of the Big Cat. I know. I'm just saying, we love Big Cat. Yeah, we do. I'm saying, all I'm saying is that there are, there's, there are too many of them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:29 When they're, Tiger, man. A lot of Tigers, Vermont Catamounts. That's, there's just so many names for, for, uh, for Big Cats, for, for Mountainline, specifically. Yeah. Fucking A. Want to do our, uh, our friends over at Chubbies, Dylan?
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Starting point is 00:30:18 Yeah. And I guess you go state or city because state's getting, you just get more options. Yeah. There are like 500 teams in California. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think you have to go. Maybe just keep a professional. We'll stick with the pros.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Okay. Because that pros, that's a great, I guess the Badgers aren't pros, but Badgers is a great mascot. Yeah, that's, that's solid. Denver's got some good stuff too, Avalanche, Broncos. We'll stick to major universities. in proteins nice nuggets buffalo yeah okay i like that column that's better than which animal would be eradicated immediately which but i'll put that one on the back but that on the list yeah it's on the list i have a couple you want to you want to hear some of mine dylan that i got yeah
Starting point is 00:30:58 teed up okay for when i for when i do right again here we go uh sandra bullet cut me off on Southamar Sandra Bullock cut me off again Southamar shut off I swear to God I promise you in like a tinted black
Starting point is 00:31:17 range rover Sandra Bullock 100% that's good how do you afford that a hot chick's trip to grease like that intern Adams two conspiracy theories that hot chick's not paying for it
Starting point is 00:31:30 is the short answer to that column oh here's one the smaller the tomato byproduct the better it is Okay. So like whole tomato, not a fan, but the smaller you, it's smaller you make it. Like ketchup, ketchup, mariner sauce. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Okay. Pico up there, there's salsa there. Definitely something there. Sisterhood of the traveling folding table. A 2022 reboot of Out Cold, recast and rewritten. And we took my 2017 Jeep Grand Cherokee on an 11-minute round trip for lunch. Here's what we learned. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:04 You want to hear some of mine? If I've read, do you read? I have a whole series that's going to, that's pretty much the onion meets the boys where it would just be like a reporter reporting like at the Daily Globe of just random superhero stuff. The one that I have pretty much finished as you do is, uh, is that like more, uh, organized crime takes storage hit as more abandoned warehouses get converted into breweries. That's a, that's a fun one.
Starting point is 00:32:33 So you just want to be an onion writer. So is that, but it's all like, it's all like, it's. all like very, uh, heroes type stuff. Uh, then I also have, actually funny enough, I have professional team mascots broken down by animal type, but I was just going to break it down, like who has the best most ones, like mammals, birds, reptiles. I was trying to do, I was trying to do a column where it's just a trip through my colleague's Discover Feeds, and you guys wouldn't allow me to do that. Yeah, mine's just hot girls. Don't worry. And this, this one's a really good one. I also, I was trying to do, uh, my colleague recommended tabs, and they wouldn't do
Starting point is 00:33:04 that either. Sorry, Chad, I tried. I have two rankings. One is, this one's for more Christmas, ranking home loan booby traps, and then ranking hose spray settings. Ranking hose spray settings. That's sneaky. That's sneaky, a funny one. You should do, you should actually do that one. What's your number one? Sorry, I don't want to get a little bit of a way. Hey, maybe I'll write it. No one, no one uses the mist. Oh, whole, buddy. That might be. That's top three. I guess if you're watering delicate plants. Yeah, that's more when you just like mist yourself.
Starting point is 00:33:40 What? Oh, yeah. You just, oh, it's so much. It's so refreshing. Okay. You're like, you turn, you're like, Shane Gillis. Point it right at your face? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:48 With the mist. Yeah. You better to make sure you have the right setting on. I mean, it makes that noise too, that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, trust me, Dylan.
Starting point is 00:33:55 I have had the wrong setting on before. You're just going to get your eye. You get a jet right to the face. Oh, okay. Well, yeah. it's like the mister fans at like an outdoor bar or something or like a six flags it's pretty much the same concept yeah okay yeah i just didn't think you you know turn the piece on yourself and sometimes you got to turn the piece on yourself man man yeah yeah you're horny for football
Starting point is 00:34:22 yeah yeah i am i don't think i'm just i'm just in the consume every piece of longhorn content that is out phase of the excitement. Practice reports, little tidbits. Like practice montages that hit Instagram. Practice observations? Yeah. Like who's like who's the third, the three deep safety?
Starting point is 00:34:47 So and so looks like you put on about 15 pounds of muscle. Like, oh, that's that's sick. Like he's just, just give me anything. I'm obviously the same. I'm not as excited as last year, like Ole Miss last year was supposed to go to the. playoff and they they've fucked their season up chas to kentucky florida and ls u um but that being
Starting point is 00:35:07 said i i i am i'm equally excited i think now because it could it could go either way there's so much unknown with this team that i'm talking to myself into it potentially being yeah which makes me that's exciting right awesome sevens is a more talented quarterback than Jackson start, like day one. I don't know where it should be in three years, but for me, so obviously Texas has been pretty good the last couple of years, but I didn't think Texas was like championship good. I'm not, I'm not going to sit here and say I think Texas is like the favorite, you know, favorite to win the championship, even though some some betting sides would think they are. But this is the first time in a very long time. I'm like, Texas has a
Starting point is 00:35:54 shot. More than a shot. I'm the defense I'm extremely excited about I think the defense is going to be just absolutely nasty obviously the arch factor I want to see how good this kid actually is as a full-time starter concerned about the O line concerned about the O line but every team is yeah you're right you're right it's like I've never been this excited for for college football start you okay have you have you I've famously have turned on my TV more this week than I have in the last month two reasons one shots to eric in kentucky bills hard knocks that was awesome yeah i need to watch it very very good i it's on it's on my list of things to do i've tailed off of hard notch a little bit
Starting point is 00:36:40 because they always seem to cover teams they just have not much of an interest in but the bills one is great they they feature western new york really well shouts to pittsford farms which my family used to sell milk to dylan wow yeah huge good ice cream spot okay and then so that's been one that was really good to the uh cc netflix show have you watched that i haven't is it very very good yeah really it you can it brian kelly looks so fake in this fucking show that you can't you cannot even begin your skin crawls when he starts talking no offense to lSU fans for listening he's the most unlikable unlikable head coach in football he comes across is such a dork he's just a red ass man he's a phony he's a phony
Starting point is 00:37:26 and he's a red ass. 100%. He also killed that kid at no other day. He killed the guy famously. So I've watched the LSU one
Starting point is 00:37:36 and the Florida one so far. The Florida one's kind of sad because it's basically like a Graham Mertz Dick Sutting Fest and then he goes down and then like, oh, we got to pivot and then they just did the Ladway thing,
Starting point is 00:37:45 which is awesome. He's going to be great. I saw some A&M fans complaining on Twitter because they only featured losses in the dock. Like we had some good wins on this season. They didn't show any of it. They showed
Starting point is 00:37:58 the Texas game, obviously. I thought that was kind of fun. So, highly recommend that one for you to sink your teeth if you want to get even more horny for football. James said the O-line will be fine. All right, I'll stop worrying then. Is that our James? No, it's not our James. And then Clint said, Arch stinks.
Starting point is 00:38:14 I don't think Arch stinks. But we don't know how good it's going to be. We'll find out very, start off with Ohio State. So we're going to find out a lot really fast about Texas. I'm actually excited. I want to go to Chalmers Place and like go out for that game. Like, it's going to be a fun way to kick off.
Starting point is 00:38:30 What day is that? Is that the, is that that Saturday? I assume it probably is. The 31st or 30th? 30th. 30th, yeah. Well, it's a big noon kickoff. It's the first, first game of the slate.
Starting point is 00:38:44 We have a wedding on the Sunday, bro. 1 v2. Oh, okay. No, we're good. We have a wedding on Sunday. One v2, kicking off the season, one v2 for the first time in history. Insane.
Starting point is 00:38:52 Yeah. And you know what's cool is, and this is my, like I'm pro expansion it's not going to neither team a loss is not going to kill either team season no absolutely so they can they can go they can play balls to the wall and they still are both alive very much so oh sure i actually like which should the SEC has this thing like old miss specifically um where they schedule four you know directional school noncons says they want to just pick up four wins that's that's how most programs typically
Starting point is 00:39:26 do it. I mean, just ease into the season, get some wins under your belt, and then the competition really starts. Whoever, okay, Ohio State, whichever quarterback they go with, looks like it's going to be Julian Sayan. His first start, first game action, I think, or I don't know if he had any mop-up duty last year. First game, first start, that's a tough, that's a tough first start, man. You got number one coming to town. That defense is nasty. You got Colin Simmons on the edge. That's a tough, that's a tough one. Yeah, at least for him, home yeah yeah yeah did throw into the fire pretty quick against a texas defense that should be top five and everything oh yeah they're gonna be good man yeah eric olmiss plays kentucky week two at kentucky
Starting point is 00:40:09 yeah at the crog they they can't lose that team again yeah i can't lose yeah i don't i'm not i have i'm more confident this year than i was last year i think we have michigan oh u week two yeah the slates are good man we're gonna find find out a lot about OU pretty early on as well, I think. I don't think this isn't going to be one of Michigan's better teams of recent memory, but it's Michigan. They have a lot of talents. We did Underwood?
Starting point is 00:40:37 Underwood. I think he's going to start. Underwood, under center. That's what some, you know, Ann Arbor newspaper. I don't think you pay that dude, however many millions of dollars, he's getting paid to not have him start in the first game. So I'm pretty sure he will be starting. We touched Portnoy and see what he paid for him.
Starting point is 00:40:56 Yeah, seriously. He definitely paid for some of that. Part of the contribution to my age for football this year, have you watched, I think it's on Disney Plus. It is the history of the SEC documentary. It's eight parts. It came out, I believe, in like 2020, 2021. And it takes you literally from like 1859 to 2019.
Starting point is 00:41:25 like it ends with LSU's championship okay it is phenomenal is it so and like there's very little texas there's very little like there's just one in the SEC at the time so if you but if you like college football highly highly highly recommend just ton of chunking it through through until kickoff just means more it does just mean and it and it goes into that it's very like it's very uh doesn't shy away from you know segregation and how the South was very slow to adapt to that. And it's Civil War, like, it's a very, mixed as politics with sports,
Starting point is 00:42:06 not in like a side-picking way, but in just like the growth of the game with that as a backdrop. It's a fucking phenomenal. I might watch that. I might dig in. Dig in. I got to knock out hard knocks first, though.
Starting point is 00:42:21 You got to knock out hard-notch. Got to knock out some of the SEC Netflix stuff. Which, which... uh old miss refused to be in the the netflix show texas did too right i think yeah i think texas was like hey first year we don't want to yeah i think i did oklahoma too i don't know but um yeah lane didn't want to access into the program there saw some um alabama radio personality he had a he was talking about how he hates texas because of the the texas arrogance and And he says, he appreciates the way that OU entered the conference nice and quietly.
Starting point is 00:42:59 And all that, literally all that means is they lost a bunch of games. If they, if they went through the SEC like Texas did and played for a conference title in their first season in the SEC, would they have coming quietly? It's so stupid. I'm not saying Texas doesn't have some arrogance because, you know, there's probably some shoes to that. But they just got their shit pushed in. I'm sorry. What was that quarterback for Oklahoma last year Fumbled a gazillion times
Starting point is 00:43:28 And now he was on Auburn Jackson Arnold He was terrible Five star Five star dude Yeah there's his red shirt His red shirt freshman season So he had a sat a year
Starting point is 00:43:40 And then got the reins And it was just awful And now he's started at Auburn I guess They basically had me and Randy playing receiver for them Which they got banged up They were banged up But
Starting point is 00:43:50 James says tell Dylan to watch longhorn networks tough all day it's hard notch for texas football okay i mean sounds sick is longhorn network still around i thought they got uh they still it still exists in um like i think it's just a filmmaking entity now okay like it's not films kind of yeah i think so i didn't how do you even find that long word network tough all day is it just a youtube page i'll find it whatever okay i'll watch it be where's google we could google it yeah we could google it randy what we could google it randy what What's your vibe on Purdue football this show? I am hoping for two wins.
Starting point is 00:44:28 The overrunner was three and a half, I believe. We looked it up. I don't know. Dan was just saying whatever. I don't know if he actually had stat lines. All I know is that we won one game last year, but we got a new coach from University of Nevada at Las Vegas, and hopefully he comes in and turns it around.
Starting point is 00:44:44 I still miss Jeff Brom. He is doing great things at Louisville. I wish you'd come back to. Purdue because I did just watch when Purdue kick the shit out of Ohio State number two, but the huge upset. I was watching highlights of it on my phone. I was like, God, I miss Jeff Brom. He was such a good coach.
Starting point is 00:45:06 He was a good coach. We saw him doing his thing last year down at Lowell. Shouts to that. UNLV, by the way, you mentioned now, the fighting Dan Mullins over there about that. Is that right? Yeah. Oh, okay. Doing his thing.
Starting point is 00:45:21 Man. So to be say, I might watch a game or two of Purdue, but I think I'm more clocked into this Arch Manning guy. So you're just going to go full longhorns. That's right, man. I don't know if I've got a full long for him. Yeah, you are. But I am going to do. I'm going to appreciate it, you know?
Starting point is 00:45:35 I probably will have more Longhorn games on this season than I will Purdue games. You're an Austin guy now, man. It's totally fair game. If you pause your hinge, you got to go full longhorn. Exactly. Did you pause your hinge? I've paused it like 10 times already. Valsall.
Starting point is 00:45:49 Valsell. Rennie. Rennie, we. Full volesoleole. so he let sauce and i go through his hinge see what was up with it and he's he's got a good profile he's got a good he's got a good you know slim pickings out there no no he's got a lot of you guessing he some you know i was going to go with like nice looking women and who looked like they have great personalities okay that's that's what we said and and we responded to many of
Starting point is 00:46:15 them try to try to set up some dates and randy paused yeah why did you do that man I don't want to take people on dates right now is Dan Mullen's wife still kissing all the players yeah probably remember she was doing that at Florida yeah I do remember that oh man I just can't wait I can't wait for the bills season too the problem with having a really good just knock on fucking wood
Starting point is 00:46:44 a very good NFL team it's like the Patriots fans I used to work with would just like the regular season doesn't do anything for them because they know nine times out of ten they're going to make the playoffs and their season starts in january you guys are going to get one dylan i said that recently but josh allen is not going to end his career without winning one has this is the year the last season at the ralph yeah i think i'm going to i'm going to try to go to a game over uh i say christmas break it's it's christmas the christmas lines up where it's like a wednesday and then new year's eve is a wednesday so i just i don't know what we're going to do work-wise but it's
Starting point is 00:47:21 like a good chunk of time and the bills fun to watch man the bills play december 28th at home make it happen i think i'm going to make it happen last game a cold one oh i'd love that though i would too i love that i would too oh man go bills yeah you want to do this weekend in fun yeah magic mind let's do it bro let's go out this weekend there's a crazy event happening i like to turn brod there's a crazy event happening we had the party and it was lit i got yelled out by a prostitute let's just go have fun and let's go a little bit magic mind you familiar with their uh with their uh their shots dylan i'm a big magic mind guy man i love taking and they taste good but they they get the mental clarity little energy boost we got some more on the way by the
Starting point is 00:48:14 do we i hate it when they run out you can't force focus all you can do is control how you regulate your energy what does regulating your energy mean to you dylan um i don't know why don't you tell me what the whatever the coffee i feel like it's just staying in a constant state of like leaning forward okay yeah you know that's a good way to put it man just like let's go let's seize the day standing up standing up stand up challenge magic mind helps me complete the stand up challenge um i've been using magic mind since they shot us some product shoot a month ago two months ago yeah like just like you said it is focus it is energy it is a little kind of like this calmness to it yeah and then now you have the max which even more energy a bunch of caffeine
Starting point is 00:49:01 in there yeah very very excited to be on board time release caffeine mind you time really yeah yeah exactly keeps you going throughout the day man exactly you can even take the quiz to see what you which which magic mine product is right for you have you seen this quiz you can't chat gbt I haven't seen that quiz. If you go in, you can take the quiz, see what Magic Mind is right for you. You can add a fun brain rating or voice memo, too. Focus, 8 out of 10, stress, 2 out of 10. You can track your performance on Magic Mind.
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Starting point is 00:50:07 actually. Let's go. I love it. Lauren and Chelsea have become buds. They are. Shows to Lauren. She's in the chat. She's a great hang. So, yeah, I'll see Lauren tomorrow. Is this your famous friend's house? No, no, no, my, no, I'll probably see her again sometime soon. Okay. Saturday, you got a bunch of errands to run. It's like I said, we're gearing up for our move here in a couple weeks, and so we got stuff to do. We've got going to get boxes, do some packing, which sucks.
Starting point is 00:50:34 Not looking forward to that. But it's got to be done. Moving stinks. No one likes it, but you just got to do it. Mattel Ranchos. Randy? Mattel Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Maddell Ranchos and Maddo Ranchos. I'm going to Maddo Ranchos on Saturday. Nice. I haven't been in, it feels like a month and a half. It's been way too long. So I'm going Saturday. And then get the little guy back on Sunday and we'll probably do some swimming.
Starting point is 00:51:02 And just, if it's not too hot, it will be too hot. Probably practice little baseball. He's got baseball coming up. Let's be a fairly low-key weekend for your boy. What about you? Well, I'm leading it off. You missed the. the coolest event to lead off the weekend tomorrow, I believe.
Starting point is 00:51:19 Oh, yeah. I believe us three are going to get pork chops. We're getting pork chops tomorrow at Perry's for lunch. And after that, I'm added value here for Tocovus. I'm finally going to get some Tocovus. Damn. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:32 Right. Just rough. A little pork chop in your belly and right up to the domain? I've been saying for a while that black boots is a glaring omission in my wardrobe. I don't own any and I'm going to fix that. Weren't you saying Black Beatles too? Yeah, that too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:45 Famously lost Hillary the election or mannequin challenge for you. Yeah. That did. Yeah, that was hilarious. Are you going to the domain to hang out with Gordo? I am. I'm going to go see our boy Gordo. You shoot him.
Starting point is 00:51:58 I did. He's going to take good care of me, man. I'm really excited. That Gordo, I'll tell you what. What a guy. Great guy. He's going to give you a ranch water when you get in there, too. You can get a little booze drink, cost, while you're shopping.
Starting point is 00:52:10 I know. I probably will. One time, we were in the time. We were in the Ticovus on South Condrus, and Gordo poured up, me and my buddy, Jake, just like fingers of bourbon. And I was like, Gordo, I don't need this right now, dog. It's, it's three o'clock. He goes, just fucking drink it. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:52:29 All right, thanks, Gordon. I'm going to have exactly one cocktail. It's not going to be just straight bourbon. I'll promise you that. Okay, okay. Yeah, I'm kicking it off with a Perry's porch shop. Shouts to, uh, yeah, Dylan for setting that out. Treating the boys.
Starting point is 00:52:41 Yep. Sight for that. Maybe a couple sides. I don't know. We'll see. We'll see about it. Tomorrow night, I got nothing. I got nothing. I might step out. You know what? I'll start off in the best weekends. I'll probably end up at carve. Yeah. Doing some writing. You're going to go through something out. Go Perry's to carve in one day. Look at this guy. Hey, I'm a supporter of Mr. Perry. You know, me. I don't eat a bunch of, I'm not going to finish half of my porch shop tomorrow. I'll probably finish half and then take the rest home and make a sandwich out of it. Saturday, though, big day. Saturday, hanging in the afternoon, just doing some cocktails with a friend, and then heading over with said friend to James's house for James and Michelle's birthday party. That's right.
Starting point is 00:53:28 Very psyched about that. That's right. Randy will be there, I think. So that's, so we're just going to get after it. James, here's the thing. Love sauce. When he has something that he's hosting or he's excited about, he'll touch you about it. He's going to rip off...
Starting point is 00:53:45 He texts like a chick. He rips off multiple texts in a row. Okay, if you're a multiple line texter just to text one message, it's so irritating. Guilty! It's so irritating. He is a... That's me. One thought, one thought, one...
Starting point is 00:54:03 Instead of a pair draft... It texts you six times in a row, and it's a total of like 24 words. He texts like we used to use AIM where it's just like, do, do, do, do... like click which I'm fine with it's very gen z um so he's he's I'll put it he's excited about it well good we're doing some uh some I believe some
Starting point is 00:54:22 some pizzas some Hugo spritses are on the menu what's a Hugo sprits I don't know I know it's a cocktail I know it involves some sort of it's like April and St. Germain and I believe uh I try what's the other one I'm thinking of what's an and the groney.
Starting point is 00:54:43 Campari? Campari, yeah. Something like that. So, yeah, then Sunday might play a little golf. It's on the dock. Oh. Yeah, that's it, that's it, though. Randy, how about you, big dog?
Starting point is 00:54:55 So Friday, I'm getting Perry's pork chop on the company. I don't know if you guys have talked about this. But that's about it on Friday. I don't have anything planned Friday night. Biggest thing is I am going to really be this weekend focusing on that tree shelf thing. been talking about. I just got a notification that my wood scraping tool is on the way to my place right now. So I'm going to try to like get as much of that done as possible. I want to get those shelves built in my place soon. So it's going to be a big project weekend. But Saturday I am
Starting point is 00:55:29 going to maybe there's at a brisket fest going on where they have. Oh, yeah, the worst sounding event of all time. Yeah, Brett doesn't want to do this. I invited him, but there's a brisket fest and they're having a pop punk cover band that's named Jimmy Eat Briscuit. So I invited Dan to go because Dan's a big barbecue guy and he did not give me a direct answer if he wants to or not.
Starting point is 00:55:51 So if Dan wants to go, then I'll go there during the day and then I'll head to sauces place at night. Sauses. Sauses. And maybe drink Hugo Spruits is maybe I'll just bring my hard mountain dews again.
Starting point is 00:56:05 We'll see. Hard mountain dews? Yeah. you actually have those you had one oh no way remember that little orange drink that we had that we told you it was like they have cans of hard mountain dew now there's regular baha blast a lime wire and then like a a water really one they're not great they're not great i'll tell you that when was this because we poured it up for you and we said it was a cocktail i don't think you ever oh was this after was this boat day yeah this is after boat day so you you were not aware but
Starting point is 00:56:33 so yeah do that and then sunday probably just relax and try to do more work on that shelf maybe go on another bike ride enjoy the weather that you guys are just so so eager to get rid of you guys are so eager to get rid of it it's 100 degrees with a 73 dew point it sucks i'm going to have a can of weed drink and i'm going to go on a hike and listen to my fantasy music that's what i'm going to do you would love mushrooms because that's what makes those watch much better now we i mean weed is great but i don't know every single time i tried mushrooms. It's just I haven't done enough to make it hit. So I'll have to. One day
Starting point is 00:57:09 one of these days, I'll do some shrooms, guys. I hope the camera was on you for that. It was. I love that. Hard Mountain Dew, man. Bring one to James. I want to... I do have one left. You've already tried it, though. I want to remember trying.
Starting point is 00:57:24 Okay. Man, you want to talk to one more thing before we get out of here, Dylan? I forgot to bring this up. You aware of the Instagram feature that's coming out? called maps I'm not so much
Starting point is 00:57:39 if you're familiar with Snapchat there's a there's a map feature where you can leave your location on and your
Starting point is 00:57:45 friends can see where you are Instagram is bringing that feature to Instagram you have to opt in obviously I believe
Starting point is 00:57:54 I believe you have to opt I don't know if it's if it I don't have the feature yet but I believe you start off the map
Starting point is 00:58:03 and you have to opt in instead of starting on the map and having to like unclick it okay now i'm sure it's only if people are up in arms i'm sure you have to be mutually following each other to even that would make sense up here but oh man this is you're going to get people in trouble isn't it i'll tell you right now i'm turning that immediately off yeah i'm probably i'm probably gonna be off but that being said this goes back to randy it's fucking hating me you won't give me his location sure sure i'm i'm into having friends locations now i have mutual uh location sharing with
Starting point is 00:58:43 parks because he's got an apple watch with chelsea and with will actually will recently he had to reset his so i i don't currently i can imagine all of my followers knowing where i am at all times or like people i follow as well my mutual followers yeah i was i was always very against it but i think it's fun and that like I follow two of my best friends my sister my cousin and Omar or it's my list it's cool to see oh like oh you're at this hometown bar what's that's awesome yeah that's there's there's something fun to it now I can see how it can get squirly on on Instagram though I just my mind goes to like um keeping tabs on your you know people you're dating or oh yeah exes like wanting to know where you are
Starting point is 00:59:31 and it's like oh he didn't follow me anymore but you text your you know your friend like hey do you know where so-and-so is right now you know it can get it can get nasty it's it's a slippery slope that's like remember when people are up in arms when instagram activity do i was i was said the activity feed was was funny too i didn't realize that people like girls were were like oh my god now i can't see what people liked yeah it was yeah it was like oh so-and-so's post or whatever or commented on so-and-so's it's like oh are they what's going on with them you know it just it just gets a little instagram again yeah the jealousy ticks up and it's going to be a whole thing we had uh we had one in the chat okay edward says had the feature this morning it was automatically on
Starting point is 01:00:18 that's weird i got to check my shit yeah how do you know okay go go go into iG and apparently you swipe into your messages and if you swipe into your messages and if you swipe up, there should be like a map circle. Okay, I don't think I have it yet. I don't have it either. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:38 So I got to be careful. Yeah, I just see there's an AI, I think. But yeah, Brett's big brother and he wants to watch everything I do. And I say, no, sir. This is not 1984. George O'Rewell looking ass. You're not, you're not getting know where I'm at. What did you say?
Starting point is 01:00:51 George Orwell looking at? You should have to opt in, though. They shouldn't automatically have it turned on. That's crazy. It's weird to have an auto. Auto turned on. Dylan's going to get an auto later today at Taco Deli. I am, yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:06 How about that callback? Pretty soon, actually. How about that callback? I go pick up the little guy. Yeah, I don't like this feature. I'm turning it off. I'm going to turn it off, obviously, but I see what they're doing. Like, SNAP people I still have turned out for like six of my friends.
Starting point is 01:01:22 Also, like I said, I don't know if you have this too. My direct message is when I go to send like a meme to someone, the first two rows are just groups I'm in. And like, there are like groups that maybe like a backer sent me and will like a one thing. It's like at the top of my thing now. I'm like I don't need all these like small little groups that I was got one message in once. And I don't know if that's with you guys right now. It's really annoying. I do.
Starting point is 01:01:45 I do a lot of pruning on my social media messages and text messages. So I don't have your problem because I if I get one message like for example, love both of you got one message saying there's pork shops on Friday. cool i'm in respond and then i deleted our conversation really really i just don't like having groups unless they are named groups or individual people interesting yeah that's that's weird sorry it's a little weird you got the boot like dylan's about to do you have do you have pinned combos at the top uh i have like four of the people i talk to the most or like three i guess it's yeah a couple group texts i get nine i have nine pin ones i think that's the most you can yeah you load up think nine is nine is nine is nine
Starting point is 01:02:29 is all you can do i have four washed corporate cart boys tmd and uh that's it okay yeah family group text washed corporate uh our friend group uh i don't put splash zone on there yeah we does we need a we need a we need a picture for it if you don't have a picture for we do it's it's it's the one where what that cordo made but anyways yeah i don't know shout's to instagram shouts to zuck trying to be big brother it's true man Hey, good week of content, boys. Great week of content. It's fun to listen.
Starting point is 01:03:03 Yeah, mailing later too, huh? And it's not over because patrons are getting voicemails tomorrow morning. That's right. And they've already been recorded in their fire. We could also do mail in tomorrow morning if that's easier on people. Let's do that. I have an oil chain schedule for 8 a.m. tomorrow and it can sometimes take two hours. Make sure they put your skid plate back on correctly.
Starting point is 01:03:24 Yeah. I mean, that maybe, yeah. We don't have time before lunch tomorrow. Sure. let's do it okay i got a lot to do today anyway yeah i gotta i gotta get to writing i got take parks for lunch all right good shit guys good week thank you chet good job everybody thank you chat good job randy have a great weekend hope the boys are going low love you guys bye You know,
Starting point is 01:04:29 Thank you.

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