Circling Back - Taylor Swift Headlines & Thigh Tattoos

Episode Date: August 1, 2022

Vacation Will is back in the saddle to talk Headlines (Taylor's Version), whether or not Dave is too cheugy for a thigh tattoo, Tony Hawk hitting the stage with a Tony Hawk Pro Skater cover band, and a question Will has about Randy's profile photo. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (12:00) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (25:00) Too Cheugy For Tattoos (38:00) Headlines: Taylor Swift’s Private Jet (55:30) Tony Hawk Joins THPS Cover Band (59:40) Will Has A Simple Request Support This Episode’s Sponsors Solo Stove: www.solostove.com (STEAM for $10 off) Fitbod: www.fitbod.me/steam (20% off) Rothys: www.rothys.com/steam --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast presented by Busy Heart Seltzer, the only heart seltzer with vitamin C and superfruit acerola. My name's Will DeFreeze. To my left, David. Mr. Carter. Ruff. It feels great to be in my regularly scheduled chair, my appointment chair, where I am every time we do this show. Hosting, it's fine. It's just not the same.

A lot of people reached out and they're like, dude, you're no Will. And I was like, yeah, obviously. I was one of them them i saw i saw it was unnecessary for you to reach out we see each other often yeah i saw one comment that said that you guys should start a podcast with either micah or dan and i was like cool glad my absence is going well for everybody well every time one of us leaves actually when one of us leaves this not including dave someone always says that like wow dude let's get real dude should we just get rid of them podcast is better when dylan's not there like we get it now we see your comments all right i do kind of like the idea of us doing a show with dan yeah i do too i do too we would do we could do one episode a month just because i think we need we need to

give dan uh time to recharge and get some stories under his belt. Swallow another piece of jewelry, maybe? No, no. Yeah, correct. He passed it, by the way. That's great. Yeah, Will has not listened to that. Yeah, I'm going blind.

Don't spoil it. But it was a good show. That's quite the teaser, though. And we should hire Dan, and then we should fire him. And then rehire him. And then we should hire him again. And then fire him again. Yeah, and then we should fire him. And then rehire him. And then we should hire him again. And then fire him again. Yeah, and then we should go completely out of business.

Nah, let's not do that. Fun week. It worked out for us really well. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, for us. Yeah, and Dan too, for that matter. But not the people doing the hiring and firing. Yeah, that's true.

It didn't work out as well for them. That's true. We got to be careful with our roles here. Yes. Dylan Chivry, ladies and gentlemen. Yes, that's true. It didn't work out as well for them. That's true. We got to be careful with our roles here. Yes. Dylan Chivry, ladies and gentlemen. Yes. Hi. Very happy to be here.

However, I would like to send some T's and P's to our dear friend, Brett, who's back home in New York dealing with some very unfortunate stuff. The passing of his dad, of course, I'm referring to. I don't know when he's going to come back hopefully he takes his time and gets everything squared away that he needs to but we're all thinking about him and we miss him shout out to brett uh you know his dad actually came down he took us out to dinner we got to meet him i know he listened to a lot of the podcasts that we were on especially the one with brett and uh we all had some kind of you know you know relationship it was it was cool to get to know him and know how much he meant to brett and yeah the podcast that we were on, especially the one with Brett. And we all had some kind of relationship.

It was cool to get to know him and know how much he meant to Brett. And yeah, Brett's become more than just someone that we work with. And it's really tough to see these kind of things transpire. Yep. Man, I forgot that he took us to Perry's, didn't he? Yeah, Brett refused to let us pay. Wouldn't let us pay. Brett went bacon-w bacon wrapped filet he did

and i think he got some crab on top of that too yeah he went off yeah he snapped on it yeah it was he had three different types of animals he really did that was a fun night that was really cool of him to come down and i don't know if he was kind of vetting us a little bit so you know these guys i would have i would have i would have yeah i think it was more of like a hey take care of my boy venture you know yeah but we wouldn't go down with big dave was like going out with one of the boys it was so easy we took him to woodroves i'm gonna treat you guys well you treat my my kid well kind of thing that's the way i kind of took it that's what dylan finally said all right i'm gonna stop being mean to brad off it was a it was a great little visit with him and very nice man

um very sad big dave was a beer guy go have a beer today go enjoy yourself yeah yeah i'm gonna gas up the paradox ipa i had last night i don't like ipas i love that ipa dave i think you gotta give some ipas more of a chance i just i'm not a big ipa guy either you hear these hear these snippers i have going on it's because i drank a million ipas when i was in michigan you should probably not drink a million. Nah, I did. I drank actually a zillion. You know, I'm – That's more.

The electric jellyfish is quite heavy. It's my favorite one. I can drink that one. But two is my max. Happy August to everybody. It's Rabbit Rabbit Day. It's the first of every month. It's what day?

Rabbit Rabbit Day. You're not familiar with Rabbit Rabbit Day? I'm not. Well, Dylan, I have big news for you. I've just been told by a Twitter moment that August offers sky gazers a wide array of highly anticipated astronomy events. You're about to be eating. You're speaking your boy's language now. Dude, we have the third and final supermoon of 2022 that will rise on August 11th.

So mark your calendar. Did you see that the most detailed image of the sun just dropped like yesterday? Yeah. Cool. It just looks like a fire. I just spit so much. Someone pointed out it looked like a golden retriever's fur. It did.

It did, yeah. It did. That was actually my first thought. And it's like all those gases just swirling up there. I don't know if that's what it is. What's what it looks like? It's gaseous. It is. Dylan, the the per se meteor shower it's one of the most popular

meteor showers of the year it's boasting between uh 60 to 100 shooting stars per hour in this year we're getting that in august as well so i of 2022 to view saturn that was pretty good as it appears brighter than any other time of the year a lot of people don't realize you can see saturn with the naked eye also jupiter all right you hear about this planet yeah jupiter i'm a big fan a lot of the time it when it's nighttime and you look up at the at the moon if you see like two really bright things around it but no other stars guess what those are not stars dumbass they're planets hey man i don't know about y'all you can catch me under the neon moon that's good man i was really hoping that uh a guy who got

into astronomy three weeks ago would mansplain how to see planets to me. You want to go look at some planets? Wait, hold on. So there's this one. Hey, you want to check out Uranus? Sometimes I look up in the sky, Dylan, and I see these three stars that are all like in alignment. And I think it's really cool looking. Like there's one here, one here, and one here.

Oh, that's Orion's belt. Really? Yeah. It has a name. Yeah. And you know it. It's the belt of this fellow named Orion. Oh, Dylan. Sometimes I don't even wear's belt. Really? Yeah. It has a name. Yeah. And you know it. It's the belt of this fella named Orion. Oh, Dylan.

Sometimes I don't even wear a belt. Let me tighten me belt. Right. Not yet. Do they have an Orion's e-waist? I don't know if Orion would know. Orion's drawstring. Otherwise, it wouldn't necessitate a belt, which you clearly would wear.

That would be weird to wear a belt with an e-waist. You give me Little Dipper vibes for some reason. There's nothing wrong with the Little Dipper. It's reason. There's nothing wrong with the Little Dipper. There's nothing wrong with the Little Dipper. It's the smaller of the Dippers. Obviously. Smaller doesn't mean better. This one's for Dipper.

Of course, a play on the Dippy, the Too Much Dip podcast, which you can listen to today as myself, KJ, and Dylan record a sports pod. Thanks. We're talking to Sean Watson. You hear about this? Why'd you take a cocky swig of your cup? Yeah, what's your demeanor when talking about Sean Watson? It was like a talk show.

It's like you had something to do with getting him in trouble. It was a talk show. Did you have information that led to his suspension? Is Dylan like an anonymous source? Don't worry about it. You just need the Kermit tea. Yeah, don't worry about it. Like, yeah, most people are familiar with the story.

Sorry. Oh, that was sick. Per du moi. Yeah. Oh, man. I'm going to eat a power lunch after this show. You guys hear about taylor swift too yes idiot stop what are you fucking doing why do you what are you fucking doing oh i brought um

home sliced pizza and it's in the fridge that i'm gonna eat for lunch okay pizza story okay if you if you tried to offer me yet again another piece of leftover pizza from your pizza parties like stop bringing that into the office expecting us to eat it i have two extra slices what did you know what did you bring it in a ziploc bag you shouldn't eat pizza for lunch dylan because i have a theory because i'm getting fat no no no no no i did a high intensity workout yesterday i saw you at the gym yesterday i hopped on fine friends and i was like i'm gonna see what the boys are up to took park for a little swim yeah then i saw you were at the the fucking gym and i was like never mind oh he hit the pool oh yeah oh yeah buddy you gotta swim off big boy swim you beat him

we raced down the slides too i can't wait he took a no i'm ready roads roads is obsessed with the slides but he's too young yeah but he loves to point at, and then he gets mad when he can't go over there. So I just lead him back toward the big, tall mushroom that has the waterfall. He loves that. He'll be screaming down that slide before too long. See, it's weird. Fritz is obsessed with taking mushrooms and listening to Slide by the Goo Goo Dolls. That's a weird thing to listen to.

You should not give your toddler son mushrooms. It's a micro-dose. Yeah. He's been micro-dosing. It's a baby dose. You know he likes those micro dose. Yeah. He's been micro dosing. It's a baby dose. You know, he likes those baby dose. Wow. The boys are truly back together.

Yeah. Hey, Brando came in today with a bag of salsa verde Doritos and he's just been crushing them and they smell so good. I'm an anti Dorito person. I've been that way my entire life. I've never seen the salsa verde ones and I'm like, my interest is picked. I don't know if I've ever had one of those. No, I don't think I have either

and I'm worried that I'll love it. Cool Ranch is the goat. Speaking of, do you know Lyle Lovett has a young child? Like a six-year-old? Really? You invited me to go to Lyle Lovett with you.

Yeah, so I invited numerous people to go to Lyle Lovett with me. He's going to be playing ACL Moody Theater in Austin, Texas. And my good friend Micah. You guys hear about this guy? Yeah. Micah Weiner.

Great to have you back, Will. He secured the bag on probably some of the most electric tickets that I'll ever have doing ACL Moody Theater show. Yeah, his dad saved some guy's life. I'm very excited about this. Now he has tickets for life. I'm officially going to a taping of Lyle Lovett at the ACL Moody Theater. How much of his catalog are you familiar with?

A lot. Really? He got me through many winter Sunday in northern Michigan when I was living up there. I don't know why. I got very into Lyle Lovett when I was living in Michigan. Married previously to Julia Roberts. That is correct. Famously. He likes cream in his coffee. He's got that crooked smile. Are you anti-Lyle Lovett because he likes cream in his coffee. He's got that crooked smile. Are you anti-Lyle Lovett because he likes cream

in his coffee? Yeah. He likes to sleep a little late on Sundays. Also an Aggie, I believe. Yeah, but he's a 2%. He is. Lyle Lovett, Bay, and Robert O'Keen. Wasn't the crew Robert O'Keen, Lyle

Lovett, and there was a third. It was like the College Station crew. Britt, you shiver. Don't ask questions. It's in the past. Oh, man. Well, have fun at that whenever it is. Thanks for the invite, Micah. Hey, we got some major announcements.

I'm going to go with the one that I think is most important. Today's August 1st. We're changing things today. We still have the Wash Media YouTube channel that's that's gonna be there but now every podcast on the network is going to have its own individual youtube channel are you shitting me we're doing this for a few different purposes that i won't get into right now but you know it's kind of big brain media stuff yeah like algorithms and shit you wouldn't know much about won't get into right now. But, you know, it's kind of big brain media stuff. Yeah, like algorithms and shit.

You wouldn't know much about that. Yeah, yeah. But right now you can go subscribe to the Circling Back channel. We will be spamming your timelines with it. But if you're trying to watch and you go on Wash today and you can't find it, just make sure that you go search Circling Back podcast. Go subscribe to that channel and you'll start getting all of your content right there instead of on the Wash channel.

But we're still going to be updating the Wash channel, so don't miss that unsubscribe button just yet. What are we going to put on there? Dude. You don't want to know. Just wait. Don't want to know. That was good. You pitched that almost as good as Randy did last week when he did a segment on it.

Yeah. Did he botch it? Did he brick it? No, he was good. Yeah, he was awesome. Dylan looked really stoked he wasch it did he break no he was good no yeah he was awesome dylan looked really stoked he was secondly tomorrow patreon patreon.com circling back podcast we'll be doing the worst of you can email your stories to worst of at watch media.com or you can head over to watch media.com slash the dash worst dash of and just hit me with your stories again we'll be

putting up a link to all that. But yeah, get over there. Send in your stories. We're looking forward to it. We might have a... We're not going to have a new intro tomorrow for Worst Of, but maybe next week. Maybe next week. Tomorrow's our Worst Of. Yeah.

Yeah. Did you happen to catch any of Randy's game show or see who won? Did Barrett win? Fast forward 30 seconds if you don't want to hear a spoiler. If you've not checked it out on Patreon. Barrett smoked us. Yeah, Barrett's smart.

He body bagged us. He pummeled us, man. He even beat me at the thing that I'm best at, the song identification. Dude, he was too good. He was too good. He beat me and then he took my girl home after. That's how embarrassing it was. You went home with your wife?

Yeah. Doesn't sound like him. I went to dinner with him Saturday. Barrett's a little trivia girl. That's right. Jeez. This is crazy. Damn, she was with Lyle Lovett and Barrett.

I know. Going back to you. Right. Quite the tryst. It was ugly, man. I'm telling you. It's a good word. Thank you.

I've always been a fan of the word tryst. Tryst is nice. I did not know what the word trist meant until that random dude submitted a column to tfm about a trist that he had with his cousin do you remember this yeah that guy famously fucked his cousin we got a very random submission on tfm and it was so well written that we all sat there we're like i think we have to post this wait did he is that what happened yeah and it was so well written that we all sat there and we're like, I think we have to post this. Wait, did he? Is that what happened? Yeah. And it ended up being one of the most entertaining columns.

And it was really funny. We're like, I think we should maybe ask this guy to write full time. This is great. And of course, that man. No, we're not. I'm just kidding. No, we can't do it like that. I don't remember this at all.

I don't either, man. I want to. Yeah, look it up. I think we renamed it. He wants to remember it. I think we renamed it with a more clickable headline, unfortunately. I didn't use the word tryst. I had no clue what the word meant at the time.

Did somebody say headlines? Headlines. Headlines. Before we get into headlines today, it's time to recap this weekend in fun, presented by Solo Stove. If you guys aren't familiar, I was in northern Michigan this past week. Went over to my friend's house. My friend's parents' house, more specifically.

They're current. They're hip. They're with it. What's the temperature? They get it. It's about mid-60s. Oh! Oh!

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Friday,iday little date night with the wife dave's little trivia girl or barrett's little girl barrett's actually the one that took her home right a little date night it was great went to bartlett's hear about this place no it's a little north um great spot we We had some martinis. Want to hear something weird, actually? Sure. I am familiar with Bartlett's, and it's only for one reason. I've gotten one thing from there. To go.

It was a steak. Yeah. Weird move to order a steak to go. How was it? Good. Place is good. Good. When I lived in Lubbock, there was a place that would deliver steak to you.

It was a delivery fast food steak. That seems like a good move in Lubbock or something. It wasn't. There's a bunch of single dudes who probably want to eat steak and they're too lazy to make it. I was one of them. I was not single,

but I was too lazy to make a steak. Oh, damn. Must be nice. Damn. Daddy's at home with his girl just eating someone else's steak. All right. Saturday, big day for the little guy.

Of course, my son Parks. We have sent in his application to Camp Longhorn, and we took him out there on Saturday morning for his interview. Pretty steep competition for this away camp, by the way. Interview process, like legacies get priority over non-legacies like us. It's a whole thing. This camp is incredible. It's like a kid's freaking paradise.

Man, I didn't realize it was that competitive. Very. So if your kid doesn't get in, that's sad. I know. We have referral. People are putting word in for us. It's intense, man. this is a world i'm not familiar with i was not a camp kid when they say interview like oh they say i just want to like

you know walk parks around the camp and show them around no they sat his ass down on like a little picnic table outside across from this grown man he was asking questions and everything and it was like oh okay pretty serious interesting any like geopolitical questions they asked about the live tour i think it was mostly just about camp david all right i didn't know you said it was pretty strict um but they asked if jet fuel could melt steel beads that place was amazing oh my god you hear about these blobs they have on the lake you asked a great question you just passed by it you hear about these blobs blobs blob yeah i know what a blob that big inflated never done one only seen i haven't i've only seen heavyweights is that the

same camp they were uh no jackass too when they uh go flying and they just unload with paintball guns they should do that at camp this is like heavyweights but there's it's not for overweight kids oh they were okay they were sitting around in the conference room like, all right, what can we do on this jackass movie? It's like, all right, we get a blob. We launch people up. We launch Steve-O up there. He's like 50 feet in the air, and we all have just paintball guns. We're in a boat, and we just go off.

Yeah. That's it. That was a highlight of our Saturday. It's a big Saturday for the boys. I'll keep everybody updated on whether or not he gets accepted. Sunday, like I said, it took parts to uh swim got a nice little swim off and then we went to dinner last night with um the whole little fam we went to matzo rancho last night yeah i drove by your crib last night around 6 p.m saw your car wasn't there uh i was kind of wondering where my call was you knew i was back in town i got the cheese enchiladas wow and you can't go wrong it's hard to mess up cheese

enchiladas but they're really good are cheese enchiladas like worse for you than uh if you got like protein i've always wondered like i have probably okay because like i always kind of want to order the cheese but i always get a little scared why don't you take your gains seriously you're going cheese enchiladas? Dude, they sounded so good. And last time I got the chicken enchiladas, it was the worst I've ever had. Dude, that guy's TikTok is getting better by the week.

He might have been on to something. We might owe him a mea culpa. Yeah. Yeah, the enchiladas. Is mea related to Olivia? What? We're off to a strong start. That concludes my weekend in fun, David.

Well. Nice new shirt. This old thing? Oh, Dave, you got the creases in the arms that you used to roast me and J-Bone for. Oh, brand new shirt, Dave. Oh, dude, I wore t-shirts and jaybone for yeah oh brand new shirt oh dude i wore t-shirts dude this dude just got a new shirt you're all y'all are both wearing t-shirts yeah but mine's not new mine mine was actually from ever late a sponsor of ours a boxing poser with mine friday uh started the day off with a uh a gym sesh lifted and then i ended the day the actual day in the uh liquor store parking lot

eating schlotzky's by myself in the car are you doing that well i was hungry and i did not eat enough after my workout and it was like two or three hours later and i was like dude whatever i need some cows so i pulled through there's a schlotzky's cinnabon combination uh right by the total wine that i go to and so i just pulled through got an original and just sat in the car and ate it right outside of the liquor store went inside by the way the lettuce was falling out the back onto me it was a mistake but whatever i needed it uh go inside turn down a few offers by the um you know one of the 10 stands set up with samples and uh bought a bottle of wine for the missus and i went home had a bottle what'd you go with it was an orange swift wasn't a taylor swift

no it wasn't a taylor more on her later but uh let's just say this one was emitting hella good taste more on that later saturday was truly for the dudes um got invited late in the week a good friend of ours hashtag chad was in town he's like hey we're in town he works for the the fellows up at dude perfect he's like hey do you want to play golf at uh driftwood ranch and golf club with dude perfect and he's like i only have one spot that's like it was out of town dylan was at camp long that's like a make-a-wish situation honestly and i was like yeah for a lot of kids for a lot of people out there, Dave got to straight up make a wish. Come on.

That's cool. That's amazing. That's how it felt. So I got to play golf with the dudes. Were they perfect? It was perfection. Let me just say this. You have a chance to play the Driftwood Ranch and Golf Club.

With Dude Perfect. You don't even have to play with them. I would recommend playing with them because it really was one of the most fun rounds of golf I've played in a long time. But that place is very nice. One of the comfort stations has a guy in there making waffle cones. And there's a soft serve ice cream. Are you shitting me? That's too far. I ate ice cream at 10 a.m. That's too far. He there making waffle cones. There's a soft serve ice cream. Are you shitting me? That's too far.

I ate ice cream at 10 a.m. That's too far. He was making the cones. Yeah. Do I make you Coney, baby? That's what he said. You were always saying free Coney or whatever. Yeah.

Yeah. Aren't you a big Amy Coney Barrett guy? Mm-hmm. ACB? Uh-huh. I forgot about her. I confuse... Anytime someone says her name,

I confuse her with... MTJ. Dylan, of course. Marjorie Taylor Greene. G. You see, she was in attendance for the Live Tour event. She stinks.

With Tucker Carlson and noted former president, Donald Trump. She's the worst. Who's watching this? Yeah. Why was she there? Why is that?

We're mixing different people, different bits, but that's what we do. Yeah, that was a blast. So, yeah, I hung out. I played golf with – shout out to Kobe. I think he's going to space. He's the one who's going to space. And there were people with the course, and that's all they wanted to talk about. Some of the employees were like, dude, you're going to space. He's like, yeah, I's going to space and there were people with the course and that's all they want to talk about like some of the employees are like dude you're going to space he's like yeah i am

going to space sweet guys like i had i've got a number of of uh friends and family with you know kids who are big dude perfect fans and it took me about four transfusions and then some special Kratom Kava drink. But I got up the courage to ask my friend, hashtag Chad, our friend, hey, would they be weirded out if I asked them to do a video? It was him and Corey, Corey the tall one. And he was like, dude, no, they do this all the time. So went over, asked him. They are one take.

I've seen the video. It is very professional. went back for two more got a total of three videos okay so here's my question was any part of you like i should get a future video for roads in case he ever gets into dude perfect and i can unveil this on him when he gets like peak obsessed uh no parks is about to hit the dude perfect demo like he's he's on the cusp cody was the guy not not cory corey's the other twin who's kobe and cory and cody excuse me this tough a lot of a lot of a lot of names there but uh yeah no i i in retrospect i should have got one for the the

podcast yeah i yeah you kind of watched that one that crossed my mind but i was like man i don't want them they don't need this no they don't i don't want to we'd be a dark their brand yeah we'd be a dark spot on their brand we can't have that you talked to him about the biz did you tell code did you tell kobe that uh dylan's super into space too yeah no i didn't i didn't come off i was dunking on it being just like 62 miles away though that's always that's all to do, right? He's going to the edge. I'm on the edge. So that was fun.

And then Saturday night went to dinner. The Mrs. and I and retail therapy and Club Cool Zone, Barrett Dudley, and also the guy who took your wife home. Right. Barrett Dudley and his girlfriend. I don't know if she knows about the other thing. We went to South Congress Hotels, a new-ish newish place mayday which i had never heard of it's an ameri it's an austin chop house they'll get married on mayday actually they've got an early bird drink are you shitting me i'm not is that thc in it it's yeah it's early bird dude yeah

you're familiar with the product. We do reads often. You also take it literally every night. I took it last night. We talked tattoos. We talked ink. A lot of people not in favor of my thigh tat. Dude, fuck them. My wife being one. I respect everybody that said that.

Look into the camera and tell my wife. You know what? I respect everyone that said no to Dave's thigh tat. I'm all in on Dave's thigh tat. Dave, I'm all in on you getting a tat, just not on the thigh. Why not? Why not the thigh? Why are you not a thigh guy?

It's too... Am I too old? Yeah. No, you're not. No, that's fine. No, you're not, Dave. Yeah. I might low-key be on tat wash, but I'm not going to do it before you do.

Dylan, you have to understand, I've given up. Where do you want it on your thigh, Dave? Like front thigh? No, no, no. Like way up. No, no. Like right above the knee. See, I want mine only visible if I'm in like a swimsuit and I lift my leg up.

And then you're like, oh, shit, that guy's got head. Like when you and Obby are just hanging out in your chubbies. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Dude, he's a hater. No, I support the tat. Just not on the thigh. No, I'm all in on the thigh.

Part of the reason I'm all in on the thigh is because I also want a thigh. We were talking, does it need to be a meaningful tat? Bitch, you're chuggy. I think I came to the conclusion, and this probably won't make much. This won't shock anybody. If I get ink, it's going to be like in the in the pete davidson vein of just like stupid ink like it's gonna be like something like dumb i call my childhood like a like some like ghostbusters reference or something yeah and just like kind of all over like

haphazardly put on you yeah yeah we call those party tats party tats yeah i might it's like it looks like you were just partying and you're like i want a tattoo right now and then suddenly you just have a bunch of them i kind of was gonna do love island luca vibes a little bit yeah no no he's perfect yeah no love island luca's got he's all party tats i was saying that how's it going over there good we're through costo more sally and i did what no one should be doing on vacation and we are current really yeah it's embarrassing loco i was thinking about having um henry rollins take me out to the desert in a four-wheeler like a buggy that'd be cool and then get one while we're like going up and down the sand dunes that'd be a good idea i like that

i like that what if i just got a tattoo in michigan and i just busted it out right now i would love that for you you got them you got the mitten they might go an inner inner by nah right here you're too choogy for that dude fuck dylan wow dude yeah that would hurt that's sensitive skin there sorry i'm kind of i'm like right here i'm like combo elbow area forearm where forearm meets the bi plus if i get it there that will force me to always lift to some degree you can't you can't have like you know that's the good thing about a thigh tat okay i don't know why j-bone caught the stray you know what i mean though you feel me he's self-aware look if you get the thigh tat you're you don't ever lose your thighs look the

same until you know what i mean facts don't get your skin up here this is tough you got to maintain so i tats come like they're for guys who have dangly earrings shut up dude i'm serious that sounds sick all right dave will get a we'll do both you don't think I'll hit you with the dangle? Dangle on me, daddy. I used to be a chain guy. Yeah, what happened to Chain Dave? Chain Dave kind of... He kind of... Dude, fuck you. Suck into the...

It's in my dop kit. Put it back on. Bust it out. All right. I want to get like a little one on the side of my thigh. Like, not on the front. Like, on the side. And I kind of want it to just be like a drawing of Rosie.

And she's just looking up at me. And she staring at me like what up dog so i've i've dog dogs past and present that is if i ever get ink that will be a thought dogs past and present that would be meaningful and so would the the ghostbusters thing not just ghostbusters i was thinking about you know how people get tattoos inside their lip? I was thinking about just getting Rosie's face inside my lip

so that I always have that dog in me. You gotta stop, dude. Got to. It's bad, man. Are we done with got that dog in me stuff? That's all I got. Did that go away

while I was on vacation? Oh, no, no. We're just not getting started. We need to hear about your weekend. I didn't do much. I was in Michigan for the last week. I'm going to do this on the podcast because I know that I will get questions. I'm going to give a review of each golf course I played, okay?

The first golf course I played when I was in town was Sundance at the Agameming Resort in Traverse City, Michigan. Highly recommend the course, especially for the price. Is that a Fazio? I don't know who designed the course. It's a beautiful course. Very, very fun. Like well taken care of.

True putts just rolling everywhere. Yeah, it's a good track. The next course we went to is also in Traverse City, Michigan. This one was a little bit more of your party course, which is why we did it in the afternoon. It's where the boys get to loosen up a little bit with some $5 beers. Was that a Fazio? Get some Labatt's in there.

Ooh. I never had Labatt's. I never had one. It's called The Crown. Good beer. Shitty course, but good time. Good time. Shitty course, good time.

Yeah. Probably not a Fazio. Yeah, not a Fazio, I don't think. Good track, though. The next course I played was called Bailey Farms in Sutton's Bay, Michigan. Very, very difficult course. An old man came up to me and said something he's probably said to about a thousand other people in his life. When I was on the putting green, he said, enjoy this while you can.

This is the flattest surface you're going to see all day. Oh. It's like, okay, old man, chill. Not his first time playing that course. Yeah, I's like, okay, old man, chill. Not his first time playing that course. Yeah, I was like, okay, Greenskeeper, I get it. You're really proud of the shitty pins that you put all over this course. Fun course, extremely difficult, took forever to play because you lose a lot of balls.

My handicap remained the exact same from start to finish on this trip. It did get up to 14 at one point, but I had to bring it back down with a good round to finish out the day at the Heather Golf Course in the beautiful Harbor Springs, Michigan. You can see the no laying up video that they did from there. That one might be a Fawes.

They had, it's a Robert Trent Jones. Ooh, RTJ. Yeah. Bobby Jones. And yeah, but yeah, had a blast.

How many balls would you say you lost the entire trip? Entire trip, not that many. I actually played pretty spotless golf when it comes to me losing balls. My Callaway driver, Epic Flash, for those keeping track at home, was actually very hot off the tee. Didn't have any worries.

I'm working with this little butter cut lately and it's panned out pretty well for me. The time when I lost the most balls, honestly, in all, I probably lost about eight. For how many rounds? Five. That's nothing wrong with that. No, I was playing nice. I was nice with it, except for at Bailey Forbes.

And so, yeah. Do you guys have any guesses on how many saran wrap sandwiches I ate over the trip? Six. Twelve. I ate five wow dude the wrapped in saran wrap yeah yeah i did five but fritz had two glaring lack of portrait mode photos yeah most of the time i was eating those i was with the fritz man and so i wasn't uh wasn't holding the phone too much when you're at home making a sandwich you ever just wrap it, just bring you back home. I do.

I do. Yeah. But yeah, overall had a great time. Got the parents just hanging out with the Fritz man all the time. Enjoyed the beautiful weather of Northern Michigan as it's an absolute oven down here in Texas. Did Nancy play any?

Yeah. Yeah. I played with her. She requested that I did not add her score up at the end of the round. We played nine holes again at the beautiful Heather golf round. We played nine holes. Love that move. Again, at the beautiful Heather Golf Course in Harbor Springs, Michigan. Good job. I shot a 43 with her.

So, yeah, I kind of – she owed me a little bit of money after that. You can't take money from Nancy. I said – I rolled up to the first tee. I said, $100 a hole. You're not getting any strokes because you're not keeping an official handicap on the gin app. Much like someone else in this room. You played your mom for a hundred dollars a hole yeah to go to the cleaners she has a request to kick you off the family plan

yeah she was like you're done dude don't even talk about that i'm going through it right now getting smoked huh this morning sally had to send a text to my mom that said please fill out this form so that they can switch will stuff now i'm on sally's family plan which i'm sure will work out great oh Oh, wow. I'm going to have her parents reading my text messages and shit. Hell yeah. They're going to be like, why are you texting about bing bong all the time?

I don't think you're texting. What's this meme team thing that you guys are just sending inappropriate memes in all the time? If that's a thing, let me know because I will immediately stop texting those gurus. That's fine. That's fine.

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I'm really excited. We're going to do some original headlines. Dude, that sounds great. It does sound great. Please don't talk over the intro. Yeah, don't do that ever again. It took a lot of time to record that. Dude, we spent so much time making this.

Headlines, headlines. We're going to do some original headlines. Dude, that sounds great. Dude, that sounds great. Dude, that sounds great. You talked over me, Kev. What are we fucking supposed to do here? This is crazy. I'm sorry, man.

I thought it was done, dog. You're pod repellent. I'm sorry, dog. We're just trying to listen to the theme song. Yeah. We don't skip intros here. Oh, man. Yeah, that's on me dude that sounds

great i sound like the guy from that clip you sound exactly like him it's almost like it's you if you guys aren't familiar with headlines this segment came up because we missed sitting in the bullpen workshop and headlines for big news stories back at our old job where we blogged it was fun man and now what we do is we sit here at our old job where we blogged. It was fun, man. And now what we do is we sit here at our podcast jobs and we pretend to be bloggers by coming up with fake headlines. Today's subject is someone that we all know and love. She's been my most listened to artist.

No. You're a Swifty. She's in the top two most listened to artists for me in the last two years. 2000, she was my top. 2001, she was my second. I'm talking about Taylor Swift, ladies and gentlemen. She was his top. Yeah.

Glad you caught that. How many have you guys written? I've written about eight. I have, I don't want to say I have confidence in five of them. I don't hate five of them and I hate three of them. I have eight and they're all trash. I've written seven ranging from trash. You to like, oh, this is not bad. This could be a segment ender.

This might be the last time you hear it. So good thing Dylan talked over the intro twice. I want to get ahead of this. I think this is actually my worst performance on headlines yet, and I tried really hard. We're writing fake headlines for this Taylor Swift situation. So last week, or I guess the week before, I talked with Barrett Dudley on Retail Therapy about Kylie Jenner's egregious jet usage. What's Retail Therapy? Where can we find that?

Apple Podcasts on the Sunday Scaries podcast feed. Oh. And so since then, some websites decided to do a little doxing of these people and see who's actually using their jet the most. And as it turns out, Kylie doesn't even crack the top 10, and Taylor Swift is out here just murdering the environment day after day. What's wrong with using a private jet? What's the problem? Kylie's sister does crack the top 10.

Which one? Kim. Kim. Kim. And Kim. Well, Dave, these planes, thank you for asking a good question, they emit CO2 in a pretty surprising clip, a lot of it. An alarming rate.

Which, of course, is harmful to our ozone layer you hear about this global warming situation is that right you were saying that you weren't sure the ozone i don't know all right i should have not drilled in on science i think i just try to i just try to control my emissions didn't't they call your dorm the Ozone back in the day? Because of all the orgasms? Because of all the O-face? All the orgasms. It's an O-face reference. All the orgasms, yeah.

We've got the topical references that the kids love. The club at the local casino near Harbor Springs, Michigan was called the Ozone. What happened there? A lot of orgasms. Nice. I don't really think a lot of orgasms there no but we wrote some headlines for this taylor swift situation you know a spokesperson did tell buzzfeed news that her jet was loaned out regularly to other individuals and that to attribute most of or all

these trips to her is blatantly incorrect well is it better though if you're i mean okay let's check the records aren't the manifest kept like you have to like sign in who's gonna be on this plane if i've learned anything it's that flight records don't really mean shit in a court of law get off also plane if i had a pj i'm not letting anybody use that thing that is my pj i'm the only one getting on it imagine like oh dave wants to go like to new york to well didn't something come out that like no kylie speaking of was take would take it to go across town or like like well just go not even get all the way up that's where they tracked it but it could have

been a repositioning flight because the flight needed to take off from a different airport wow that's good yeah it's aviation yeah that's not here. Yeah. She wasn't taking like 12-minute trips to Starbucks, you know? Okay. I have to admit, Will and I, as two guys who have flown pride before, we should probably acknowledge our role in this. But it was for very good things. Like one was like a guy's trip, and then the other was, I guess, as a guy with the smallest carbon footprint on this podcast another trip

you do you have a little baller yeah yeah my son however bigger baller than you bigger baller that's the dream though as a father you want your child to grow up to a bigger baller than you that's true especially you just don't expect it to happen when he's seven. Right. Exactly. But here we are. Are all of us just talking right now so we don't have to be the first one to do this? You can go first if you want to. All right, here's my first one. Taylor Swift, not thrift.

She's spinning what on private flights? Not good. That sucked. Not thrift, he says. He's like thrifty. All right, I'll go next. You ready, Dave? Yeah. I apologize in advance advance because i'm gonna have to sing some of my headlines i don't know about you but i'm pumping co2 that's good taylor's private jet problem is larger than

you think dave nothing clean about taylor's carbon emissions, y'all. Shake it off? Not this time, Taylor. You need to be held accountable here. There you go. There you go. Like that. Now we're hitting the stride.

Okay. Okay. I'm interested in how many Taylor Swift songs Dylan actually knows. I have celebrated her catalog quite a bit over the years. I'm only 1989 and on. I don't do the other stuff. Oh, I haven't really enjoyed her last couple, if I'm being honest. That's because you're soft.

She knows places that you can travel to on her private jet, y'all. That stunk, man. Nice to meet you. Where you been? She can show you global warming. Okay. Okay. All right.

I got one. That was good. Got a long list of ex-lovers, and I just flew around the globe visiting literally all of them. Oh, God. That is dumb. Hell yeah. That is dumb. That's fucking good. I forget. That's good. good i forget that's good i hate to say this i

hate to say this but every time we do headlines i forget that dylan's pretty good at headlines yeah yeah i'm surprised what about this one what about this one walking through the cloud the village is a glow with taylor swift's carbon emissions y'all you are tone deaf why are you putting y'all at the end of every M-Bot? Yeah, y'all. I like when Dave puts y'all at the end. It's kind of sassy. She'll never go out of style unless the world reaches temperatures

that make it completely and utterly unlivable. Yeah, that's true. That's something we got to think about. All right, I got one. He said, let's get out of this town. Drive me out of the city away from the crowds and she said why drive when the gulfstream g450 is fueled up and ready to go it's good dude it's a bit worried yeah yeah it's a little url on that might need some editing but

it does play that's pretty good it's pretty good oh my gosh what do you say, Dave? Now we got problems, and I don't think we can solve them. Thanks to Taylor's emissions, y'all. Okay. Okay. You need to calm down. I rent this thing out. Taylor's claims fall on flat ears.

Wow. That's good, dude. I would read that. I'm clicking. Alright. I'm getting to the bottom of the barrel here. Yeah, I'm too. I'm scraping. I was born in it. It looks like the real Taylor's version is emitting harmful CO2 into the atmosphere at an alarming rate. Ooh, that's biting.

Woo! Woo! Taylor's version. T-Swift's reputation has never been worse Thanks to serious emissions y'all Okay There's a very specific magazine I'm writing this for Yeah what's your demographic I don't know

Might be younger than our listeners Cause now we got Mass floods The ice caps are melting at an unprecedented rate because of Taylor Swift's private flights. I like that one. Damn. That's pretty good. It sure sounds like T-Swift's real reputation is her ginormous carbon footprint.

It's good. It's good. Happy with that. Everything has climate changed. Swifties rush to defend Taylor's emissions, y'all. You got to stop with the y'all, dog. No, he does not. I don't know why he doesn't, but he does not.

Taylor, I'm going to let you finish, but you're about to end the world for the rest of time. Oh, that's a good one. There we go. That's a Kanye reference. That's good. Yep, yep, did it. This is officially in my bad list by the way i've got a blank space on the pj baby if you want to hop in to fly around poisoning our ozone layer for a

few hours okay okay yeah black space is one of my top favorite songs it's a great song that's why red new deal taylor swift is straight up emitting y'all. Wow. Okay. Nothing on the green new deal. Of course. Oh, I get it. I get it.

That's good. Campaign problems. How will sleepy Joe respond to Taylor Swift? Private flights. Wow. I got to bring sleepy. He's aware. I got to bring sleepy Joe into this. I don't know.

I mean, I thought this climate talk around him. Wow. Got to clean it up, man. Come don't know. I mean, with all this climate talk around him. Got to clean it up, man. Come on, man. I'm out, by the way. No more? No, I read all seven.

I have one more left. I've got one. It sucks as bad as the other ones. I'm going to go because I think Will's is better than this one. I don't think it is. It's probably my worst one by far. Forever Summer. Taylor Swift faces backlash for emissions, y'all. Thanks, y'all.

Because the globe's heating up. Yeah. So it's going to always be like summer. Sure. Very hot. Yeah, it's hot out there, man. All right, my final one is not good. Nothing good starts in a getaway car,

which is why Taylor Swift torches the environment with their private jet. That's pretty good. Yeah. That's pretty good. That went better than i thought it was going to go that went much better than i thought i was kind of worried about us for a second that i love that's a fun one man at least once a month we got to do the virality the virality potential on tiktok dude it's just crazy you guys hear about these reels? Yeah. So what are you guys most interested in in digital media right now? Between Reels and algorithms and the changing

of Instagram and things like that. I'm a big algo guy. I think it's bullshit that Instagram's trying to turn into TikTok, man. What's their deal? They're paying influencers to post Reels. I did see a funny tweet. It said, wow, these Reels are so awesome. I just deleted TikTok. influencers to post reels i did see a funny uh i did see a funny a funny tweet it said wow

these reels are so awesome i just deleted tiktok that's probably sarcasm yeah i think it was i think it was making fun i'm fine i'm fine with tiktok going away altogether just want to put that out there i'm a grom boy it's the k i went down the biggest kate bush cover hole yesterday uh thanks to the catatonic used account see i i saw your tweet david but as someone who has not yet seen the most recent season of stranger things it did not resonate the song plays like a fairly significant role and the the song is not, first of all, the song's not good. No one actually likes it. And now everybody's covering it as it has to be covered.

And it's so great. So check it out. Go follow Catatonic Youth on Instagram. Thank you. What? Here's a topical headline. Not about Taylor Swift, by the way. This is from the wall street journal amazon is looking to draw in new audiences to its thursday night football coverage by having

dude perfect known for their comedy routines and trick shots call some of its games yeah they're doing a feed i forgot chad told me that that's that's cool we should do that too yeah do you think they can hook us up with the people that they negotiated this stuff with so we can get one i've actually asked chad to send me all of his contacts perfect he's not you should have stolen his phone i thought about it i didn't think about it i'm sorry chad's a good golfer yeah a really good golfer yeah yeah i've been uh i was so embarrassed with how bad i played the first six or seven holes. Dude, I've been playing like shit. I've been getting slow starts.

It takes me to at least the front nine to go up to a ball and feel confident that I can keep it in play. Yeah, Chad's at 3.1 right now. Plus? I felt bad. I think he was like three over going into 16 i don't know he was three over going into 16 something like that he's not a plus three and then we decided to play an 11 some from 16 17 and 18 so we played scrambles so we just do that what we wanted they want i don't

know it to be fair i didn't care because my i was having a pretty good back nine, but I didn't care about keeping my score. But Chad, I was like, damn, that's tough. If I'm three over with three left and I want to put my score into the handicap app, I'm just going to make up the scores for the last three holes and call it a day. How good is that tall guy? I imagine it's hard to play golf being that tall. He had a tough time, like I did, but he turned it around on the back. What was that?

What was that? I think Brando didn't have his headphones plugged in, and he just pressed play on the worst of theme song from the bullpen area. Love that. Yeah. No, but you know what? It doesn't matter how good or bad they were. We just had a great time.

Just guys being dudes. It was a perfect morning. Y'all should do headlines. Of Dave playing golf yeah we can do that we can do that that's meta oh let's hear from our friends over at rothy's you guys ever seen someone wearing a cute pair of flats and thought dang those are cute it might have been rothy's i dylan always thinks that whenever i'm out with dylan he looks at these like these nice young ladies and he's like, man, their flats are really nice. Yeah, that's true.

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insanely comfortable they're almost like a slipper we all got these they're very nice they're washable which is important the first time i wore mine i went down to walk my dog guess what happened i got them dirty did you step in doo-doo i didn't step in doo-doo i don't know you know i don't know i don't know if this is the platform for telling this right now, but there's some weird substance in the grass. It's probably from Taylor Swift's freaking jet. Yeah. And there are these little like black things that get on your shoes and it's easy to wipe

them off. Who's emitting this? Yeah. Who's emitting these little black things? It's weird. And yeah, they get all over your shoes. But luckily for me,othies are so easily machine washable that you can just toss them in and they're gone i wear them to the gym famously

and um sometimes my feet i think i saw that on tmz the other day actually can you while dave tells this story can you come up with a headline for dave wearing his rothies to the gym I get a lot of looks. People are like, what are those? And I'm like, they're Rothy's. And I'm going to go home and throw them in the wash because they probably stink now. But they're going to be clean after I take them out of the washer and put them outside on the deck for a couple hours. So, boom.

They're pretty much the exact opposite of Taylorlor swift's private jet because rothy's they take sustainability to the next level all their products are knit and thread from plastic water bottles and they've repurposed around 125 million water bottles so far how many have you repurposed dylan several yeah i went to dylan's home to record last week and his fridge was just full of plastic water really not true it's not i heard they're the little mini ones, so every time you have one, you have to have like four. That's true. Yeah. It's messed up.

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I saw the TL. I tweeted about it last night. Tony Hawk was on stage singing a bunch of songs from the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater soundtrack. Mike's brother. Were you... Come on, man. Were you aware that there was a Tony Hawk's Pro Skater cover band that just covers songs from Tony Hawk's Pro Skater? No, and I would absolutely go see them if they rolled through. This might be the smartest cover band I've ever heard because they know that if they're in town, guys like us are going to flock to them.

These guys are better than y'all out, boy. say it yeah sorry randy hey randy suck on that hey hey yeah we're just doing god did randy just give us double birds that seemed unnecessary he did um if these guys come to austin can we go this occurred in london which is frustrating does Did Randy just give us double birds? That seemed unnecessary. He did. If these guys come to Austin, can we go? This occurred in London, which is frustrating. Does that mean that they are not playing over here? Do they have any US dates? Have you looked them up? I don't know.

I couldn't find the name of the band when I was on Twitter. I need to go to one of these shows, Dave. Did you actually find it? They did Goldfinger. Oh, of course they did. Yeah, of course they did yeah of course you have to superman i was very impressed that tony hawk knew the words to every single song so well but then i started thinking like should i be surprised he literally has his name on the game you think he okay and here's my next question this might be the more important thing to come from this i think it's

cool that tony hawk went and did this with the cover band but are we worried that Tony Hawk's becoming a little too self-aware no he's Mr. Viral Guy he is Viral Sensation Guy I did find the name of the band it's the 900 of course that's good is it the 900s or the 900 I feel like they should call themselves the 900s Dylan do you understand the name the 900 no I don't guess what do you think it would be like about like what do you think the reference is the 900 yeah correct yeah i don't know how i don't know how to venture a guess here he famously did a 900 on a vert ramp oh okay yeah it's a 720 with an additional 180 on it that adds up to 900 He did it during the best trick competition. Is that like X games? Is that as good as it gets?

At the time it was not anymore. Has it been surpassed? Great question. Wasn't ready for it. Don't know. Probably not. Okay. That's a lot of twisting.

Sure. I'm looking it up. Somebody do a people have done 1080s now oh like on the big ramp though like the there's one guy who's done two 1080s that's insane uh he did one at the x games i don't know how to say his name there's also guys that have done it on mega ramps but like whatever who really cares about mega ramps? That's kind of lame. The 900 on Instagram, their bio says the UK's first and only Tony Hawk's pro skater cover band, the in quotes, the best band to see for under 15 euro Tony Hawk colon quote, these guys rip. And there you go.

That's all you need to know. Turns out they ripped Dylan. Hey, I'm going to say to the 900 right now, if you guys ever come to Austin, Texasas i will buy you a beer and one of you can sleep in my guest room can't house all of you i hope they take you up on that man that's not like i think they're going to how do you pass that up yeah one single beer the blokes will be buzzing actually it being in london makes me need to go even more you missed our you missed our British terminology segment. How'd that go? Who hosted it?

Quite well. It was us. Was it us and Barrett? And Barrett. I introduced buzzin' to his vernacular. Buzzin'? Absolutely buzzin'. I don't know if you did.

Yeah, I did, you stupid son of a bitch. People have been saying the boys are buzzin' for years. Yeah, this is different. You're not even current, dude. Are you fucking serious? Look how mad he is that we're doing a Tony Hawk segment. I know. He's just mad.

He's just like, Wilbon's angry. You got something else to say, apparently, on the rundown. It says some dumb ass shit. Yeah. Yeah. I have something I'd like to talk about. You have a simple request. Are you up on your Web 3 shit?

I don't know what that is. Dude, you got Web 2 vibes, dude. Don't care. You're kind of Web 2-ing right now. I don't know what Web 2 is. Not sure what Web 3 is. Wow. That's embarrassing.

She's not even decentralized. I want to give a special shout-out right now to some female backers out there. Some know them as the Will Mummies. Hey, now. Shout-out to the Camp Will Mummies. Glad y'all had a good time this past weekend in Fratlinburg, Tennessee. I do have one issue, though, with the Will Mummies. They've done something that is something that's been affecting me and really kind of tanked my vacation.

They've inspired one young Randy Trimbecki to go and become a counselor on Instagram and post a lot of photos. He got real horny. One of these photos, obviously, I think you guys have already talked about it, was a very horny photo. And it is now Randy's profile photo on Instagram. And I have one simple request. Can we, as the superiors at this company, force Randy to change his profile photo away from the egregious ass shot that it currently is? Did you notice what he's doing with this profile picture? Is it what?

Okay. Day by day. It goes further in? This is a little egg that he was leaving for the mommies to find. He was slowly zooming in every day. Finally, it's just a full ass shot in the circle. We've reached full ass shot. You're going to zoom in too far.

We're going to see something we don't want to see. Yeah, we're going to see. Do you want to talk? Do you have something to say, Randy? Wait until you're going to zoom in. You're going to zoom in too far and we're going to see something we don't want to see. Yeah, we're going to see. Do you want to talk? Do you have something to say, Randy? Wait until you don't actually follow me. I changed it yesterday to Coles Cash King. Wow.

Sorry, I don't check your profile every day, Randy. It's a real shame that you changed it. Apology accepted. God, like, I didn't need to see that luscious peach just on my TL every single time. It was egregiously sexual.

Was it not? It was sexual. It was a little much sexual. Was it not? It was sexual. It was a little much. We need to check the employee handbook and see if you violated any rules. Something tells me our handbook doesn't cover ass shots as your profile photos.

No, we might need to do a rework on that thing. Yeah. Should we talk to HR about maybe upping our bylaws? I would love to. Hey, HR, can you update our bylaws? Oh, yeah. Let me just go our uh bylaws i would love to hr can you update our bylaws oh yeah let me just go to my my bylaws i thought that guy on twitter the guy who runs the twitter account was

our hr guy is that how i don't know that's not official dave no it's just a joke isn't it it's apparently me but i don't have any bylaws written yet but i'm working on them more of a bicep guy oh i'm not you're not oh that's pretty good that's kind of sick man yeah i'm strong that's kind of sick man oh man wow shut up we really did it yeah look they look like they had a great time. The Will Mommies, that is. Well, I thought you were talking about Randy's butt cheeks. That too. His butt cheeks

are always having a good time. They can funnel some beers, the Will Mommies. Yeah. Yeah. They will funnel a beer. They can take down some Vizzies too. Yeah. Yeah. Are the Will Poppies on blast right now? Just like not doing anything yeah they're playing you know playing video games and shit probably playing with their dinghies

all these girls are out there having fun in the real world all the guys are just like online like yeah yeah like we need the will poppies to like motivate a little they're just online gaming that's okay i did some online gaming yesterday you did yeah yeah when i was on vacation for so long i was like dude i gotta go i gotta go rip a little uh fifa i miss for dance if i'm being honest i miss it do they have a version you can go back and play dude i miss dropping in you're letting that choppa sing dave you know you saw it firsthand man i was just letting it rip just taking people out every time you did it on camera on twitch you weren't very good i was just just spraying blocks. No, it's tough.

It's tough playing on Twitch. Yeah, like one out of every four games is like a respectable one. You know, Twitch, they see everything. Didn't you want to talk about how you're angry that there's a female character in the new GTA? Wasn't that you, Dylan? No. Is that right? That's not me, man.

You know what I say about time. Is she a girl boss if of course she is i respect it okay yeah so i saw a tweet that was someone saying like yeah everyone claiming that gta has gone woke like it's literally a game where you can kill strippers and take their money like i don't think the the that part of the game's going away yeah i haven't played a gta game in a long time i downloaded gta vice city onto my ps4 and i will play it once in a while late at night nice it makes me feel like i'm in high school again you gotta scratch that itch it does make you feel like a kid i treat that that's how tony hawk was i treat

that game less as like an actual game and i just treat it as a place where i can go steal motorcycles and hit jumps i love hitting jumps man me too that's the thing about me. Will too. Not you. Dylan's a bump guy. Noted Coke problem. Okay. Okay. Famously. The only problem Dylan's got with Coke is his sugar content.

Hey, come on, man. Wasn't that funny? Why are they laughing? Tell them that. Oh, man. Okay. All right. Wor. Oh man. Okay. All right. Worst stuff tomorrow,

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