Circling Back - Teacher Week, LinkedIn Egg Guy, & Dave Watched 'The Interview' | 8-4-25

Episode Date: August 4, 2025

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All right, we're back circling back podcast. No lappy in the lab. I'm different today I'm Dave this guy's different I'm Dave and if you notice yeah you probably already saw like the no laughing a lot but also check this out it's a visual show shit okay oh he brought it Wow lumbar support ready ready to rock, sitting up straight. You got your fun shirt on too. I got a fun shirt on. Love that shirt. It's a great shirt. It is. Shout out to our good friends at Howler. Howler bros. Joining me to produce Randall Trimbachy. Hi Dave.

I'm ready to have a great Monday and maybe even a great August. I got a call out for you, but I'm gonna save it for my weekend and fun. I think I know what this is about. Yeah, I bet you do. I don't know what you expected me to do, but how are you? I'm doing fantastic. Rejuvenated from the weekend.

Had a very low drinking weekend, so here we are, ready to go. GDI shit. This guy doesn't drink. What a cheat. What? What happened? Yeah, how about we save it for this weekend and fun? This weekend and not drinking.

That's a great point. Dylan Shivery. Sydney Sweeney. Is she on here? A registered Republican. That's not a good Trump. Has the hottest ad, I can't do Trump, dude. The hottest what?

The hottest ad out there. Ah. Yeah, not the other thing. Is that on the runny? It's for American Eagle, and the jeans are flying of the shelves. Oh, this is the actual post. He misspelled off.

Oh yeah, the orange man has weighed in on the Sidney Sweeney debacle. Oh, I just saw the clip. I didn't know he actually made a post. Oh yeah, he made a post. We're gonna get served to the political YouTube's algorithm now. By the way, he spells Sydney incorrectly.

Go get him, Sydney. On the other side of the ledger, Jaguar did a stupid and seriously woke advertisement that is a disaster. I mean, he just can't help himself, man. The menswear guy, Derek Guy, he pointed out that American Eagle A, does not manufacture their clothing in America, and B, historically

has been a very woke company, so that's funny. Well, what are we gonna do about that? I can honestly say I don't own any American Eagle clothing. However, in high school, I definitely purchased some items from American Eagle. That would be like, for whatever reason, that was a place I went to for belts. Like, I don't know what that says about your company,

but if I needed a belt in high school, I would go there. After talking about how woke campaigns have been like disastrous for companies, he goes on to say, look at woke singer Taylor Swift. Ever since I alerted the world as to what she was saying as she, after what she was by saying on truth that I can't stand her implying, of course, that her brand has tanked since he said that. I don't think that's necessarily true. She's doing quite fine. What was she getting per show on her tour? She's doing okay. She's doing okay financially, I think.

Yeah. If she's not a billionaire, she's on her way, correct? Yeah, oh yeah, she's I believe that's you, Dave, I'm gonna she's on her way. I'm gonna mute your computer for now. You don't show over Microsoft Teams. Mute me daddy. I get they just want to force this on me. I had to restart my computer. And just team starts kicking off. I've never used teams for anything. But they're just like, Hey, we just, we just want you to know

you still got it. The only thing I know about Teams is from everyone just constantly complaining about Teams. Yeah. Yeah. I've never used it. We're a slack company. We're slackers. We do have a, we do have one of the hottest gifts on Teams though, it's Will doing the mind explode GIF. So really? That's right. Yeah. It's got mainstream.

Does really well on teams. Someone just said a dope, you know, spreadsheet or something. And someone's like, Oh damn. Mind blown GIF. Let me see if. I hope there's a CEO just out there

has no clue what like the show is. And they're just dropping those in there to be cool Some manager some VP some very important person. This is the OG mind-blowing gift though this guy Oh, yeah, you'll seen him before Tim and Eric. Yeah Familiar with this game. Yeah So this is gonna be a this is gonna be a bit of a challenge This is a work in progress a little bit. So I'm gonna be looking at my lappy over here.

We just know I'm not forgetting about you over here. Please don't, man. Or you guys out there. Please don't. But I'm just trying to mix it up a little bit. You got the leg cross, casual mode. I like the vibe you're putting out right now. I'm putting out chill vibes, A1 chill vibes.

We both got jeans on today, despite it being mid summer here in Austin. A1 chillers over here. I've been wearing more jeans since we've been doing the live show. I don't, I don't like show those stems off, dog. It feels a little bit. I don't know. You don't like showing the games. Part of me is self-conscious show the games, but also like, I just, I just don't think it looks as good. It's, it's a little distracting. It's almost like wearing a, it's almost like when someone on you near, near you on a plane sitting next to you is wearing shorts.

It's just a little off putting. We're not on a plane. Our listeners are in a whole separate place. I don't see it like that. Yeah. It just seems off. If we were sitting next to each other and the chances of our legs touching would be high, then maybe.

No, it has nothing to do with you and your thoughts. It's, it's the list. It's the, the watcher, the viewer. Okay. Sorry. Yeah. No, it has nothing to do with you and your thoughts. It's the list, it's the watcher, the viewer. Okay. Sorry. Yeah, no, it's okay. Tomorrow exactly five minutes. You get some of those two engines seem from Chubbies.

I'm not trying to flash ball or dong. Why don't you understand that? That wouldn't be good for the algorithm. I told my dad that we had a, we landed Chubbies as a sponsor. He had never heard of Chubbies. He's a boomer. He thought I was a boner? He said, no, he said, is that for fat people?

Just took it literally. No, no, no, it's not. Well, it's not not for fat people. Yeah, I mean, it's for everyone, I guess, but it doesn't target fat people. Oh, it's for everyone too. Woke. Yeah. Trust.

I've seen some men of size wearing chubbies. I'll tell the orange man. Sure. Hey Dylan, why are you distancing from your, uh, waiting room cup of water? Uh, I don't want to accidentally kick it over. Don't put your feet on the table. I just did like a, um, a Jurassic park thing with the ripples in the water. I'm sorry. accidentally kick it over. Don't put your feet on the table. I just did like a Jurassic park thing with the ripples in the water.

I'm sorry. You made it ripple. You don't like my feet on the table. No, it's fucking white trash hillbilly bullshit. It's not white trash hillbilly bullshit. Yes it is. It's chill guy shit. No, we have a nice new coffee table.

I wouldn't say it's- It's very expensive. I wouldn't go straight to night. I mean, it's solid wood. Dave, I'm pretty sure you're the only one that hasn't put his feet on the table there. I'm pretty sure when I, when the retail boys, yeah, retail boys have just podcast.

Oh, he just did it. But yeah, I know I did when I welcome you to prop your feet up exactly five minutes tomorrow. I'll do a post on the circling back Instagram, uh, trying to get some prompts. Remember the Tuesday episodes are now much Exactly five minutes tomorrow. I'll do a post on the Circling Back Instagram, trying to get some prompts. Remember the Tuesday episodes are now much later in the day because we are doing, you know,

Tuesday shows in the morning. That's facts. Well, that's some serious producing there from Randall. So yes, tomorrow exactly five, Friday, that's when listener voicemails drops. This week, more on this later, is all teacher week. It's teacher week here. We love our teachers.

Oh yeah, big time. So I've been going through the voicemails, hell, we're even gonna play one later. They're so good. It's gonna be a listener voicemails. It's gonna rival cringe week. Cringe week was a massive success. People want to go back and listen.

If you're new, people want us to run that back and we probably will at some point. I think we have no choice. But teach week is going to be lit. Who got some good ones. We got a banger. I'm going to play it today. We've already been posting some lists on our Instagram. Davey's got that rolling.

That's right. Clear the lists out. Amazon list wish list. I posted two lists thus far. And, um, Randy, I don't know if this would be asking too much. Could you drop those in the chat? Uh, where did you post them? Instagram circling back.

It's Colin's mom, Colin, a big listener and his mom, big scaries fan. Maybe she'll be a listener of circling back after all this. We posted her list and then we posted Sarah's list. She called me Haas in the email. We've gotten a number of them. I'm just posting them in the order we got them. That's it. It's the most fair. And we're going to do, look, we'll definitely include all the lists in our a Substack email that goes out Friday. We just want to clear as much stuff. So show love if you can do it. You don't have to go, draw, you know, buy the most expensive thing on there. There's little things like a lot of lists

have like little $7 books. Some people are trying to refresh their libraries. Every post it notes. Every dime you spend to help a teacher as it is a dime, the teacher doesn't have to spend. And you never know the teacher, his self or herself, they could be a dime, you know? So just pretend they're hot. I didn't include pictures because I don't have them. I need a dime, that's top of the line. Yeah, there you go.

Who's that? I need a dime. That's top of the line. Who is that? I don't know. I do know, but give me a sec. Sounds like a cash money. It's top of the line. Of course, that is yin yang twins featuring

Mike, who Mike Jones and Mr. Colley Park. How about that? That's why I don't know. I don't like Mike Jones, Colley Park. That's the booty booty booty. Call it part of a spark. That's right. He didn't choose to rhyme rhyming shows him famously. I didn't choose podcasting. Hey, you're going to reach over there and grab your waiting room water at some point. I will. And I'm, that's going to be just the biggest lean you have to it is, man. It is far away.

Speaking of, uh, one list has been posted in the chat. The second one might be too long as the URL fucking YouTube. Thank you. Did you post it or the chat? I posted the check can help too. Yeah, Chad, if you could figure that out and we appreciate it. Um, if you're just listening at home, if you didn't know this, we're doing this live on, um, YouTube. So go subscribe to our YouTube, youtube.com slash circling back.

It's a visual show. Um, but yes, it is teacher week here. We have shout to Ricky Prosper for the fantastic graphic. Did you notice the interesting, did you notice anything with the graphic that might've caught your attention? I saw someone point out that, um, the angle is not correct. The right angle of Texas, it says 95 degrees. I said a 90. But nothing else. No. Did it say 95 or 45? Oh, I don't know. Whatever it is, people were noticing it. I didn't zoom in enough. Is that what you're

referring to? It is. Look, Ricky just sent it. I was like, I'm always going to send it back. Like, hey, I actually think this angle is actually different. It's part of the allure. So maybe it's a little bit of rage painting. Okay. You know? Okay.

Maybe that's like our new thing here. We go out of our way to put stuff on like the rundown. That's just so annoying. Of course, 45 degrees would be an acute angle. I haven't seen the angles. I don't know what it looks like. Yeah can't comment on how attractive it is. I don't want to objectify angles. That's good dude. All right I can I can put up the graphic that you're talking about right now so folks at home can see. Oh it does

okay I thought that was a nine. You can understand how I thought that was a nine. I do and I'm not sure it might be. Okay it could be a nine maybe a 95. No, I'm not sure. It might be. Okay. It could be a nine, maybe a 95, but isn't this the right angle? That should be just be 90. Is it a perfectly right angle? There's no way, right? We need to get a surveyor out there. We need to get a crew.

Yeah, I don't trust them up. I want an actual survey of the angle. Surveyors always, when I see them pulled over with their surveying device and they're out there, I'm always wondering like, how the fuck are they doing? Dude, I've always wondered the same thing. I've never, uh, it's a little fun fact about me and NF confession. I've never had property surveyed. I bet once you learn it, it's like, you know, it's, it's a pretty simple, you know, situation they're doing out there. Yeah. Process. But yeah, they're looking through

the thing and they're like, they know like precise elevations and whatever, dude. I always like property. I've not to brag, but I've litigated a one or two property disputes and it's always fun when it's just over like a couple inches one way or the other on property lines. Like that's my offense, Hoss. Or, you know, hey, actually that easement that's running through my property, right? What are you going to do about like, you know, little things, yeah, little things that it's like in the grand scheme, like,

do you really want to spend thousands of dollars fighting about this? You can't come to an agreement, but anyway, shout out to all the surveyors out there. Maybe we'll do survey week. You want to hear from our surveyors? I want to hear your best survey story. Like you are out and you were, in like Glasscock County or something.

You didn't have to say that. Tom Green County or whatever. White settlement maybe. Why did you go there? Because the name of that town is, like the origin of it is actually quite innocent. He's always saying we need to move the company to white settlement and I don't understand why. But they should consider a rebrand. I don't know if you can just rename a town. Surely you can and it's happened before, but they should consider it.

This town used to be Waterloo. It did used to be Waterloo. You didn't know that. I'm from here. Of course I knew that. It doesn't sound like you knew that. Okay. Anyway, this guy needs a teacher. I do need a teacher. Randy, can we play a voicemail? We're doing voicemails right now. Randy, can we play a voicemail? Doing it, we're doing voicemails right now. I wanna play a bonus voicemail. It's a teacher week voicemail. I just wanna play it,

because we got so many that I'm like, well, why not? I just wanna kick off a larger, broader teacher conversation. This is the kind of stuff we're getting and this is the kind of stuff that will drop on Friday voicemails. Hey fellas, first time, long time. Atlanta Backer. We're just waiting for you guys to come have a meet up here. We'll welcome you with open arms. My teacher story takes place in the suburbs

of Atlanta. I was a senior in high school. This was 2014, 2013 time period. And I took this really easy elective called current affairs. It was taught by assistant football coach, as you can imagine. And there was no structure to this class at all. It was really just like this coaches time to kind of like talk at us. Some of the activities included, he would like bring up hot button items

like gay marriage and abortion and make you go to different sides of the room based on your stance. And it was very obvious, you know, which side of the room he was on. We watched The Simpsons a lot, but the highlight was the conspiracy theory unit that we did. We didn't bring in our own conspiracy theories. He the coach just taught us different conspiracy theories, including watching Wizard of Oz while Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon played backwards.

Apparently, it correlates. It kind of did, honestly. And my favorite is we watched the Sandy Hook conspiracy documentary in full. I don't even know how that was allowed on the school's wifi, but we watched it and he believed it. So, you know, that's just Georgia public school education for you. I'm sure that coach was really chill about COVID and that's my story.

I'll shut up and listen. First of all, shout out to this coach for having no structure to his class and just like talk like just free, just free balling it. Yeah, that's exactly kind of what we do here. Just clear there just for the, just for the coaching and the sports. Yeah. Not actually for education.

I gotta teach too. Yeah, I guess I better just bring forward some conspiracy theories. You can't present conspiracy theories as fact to your high school class. Well, you know, they either theories for a reason. I mean, the gravity is just a theory too, so. That's a good point.

That's a really good point. Relativity, theory. Yeah, this, when, I kind of knew where this was going. When she said it was a coach who taught it, I was like, oh yeah, this is prime. Let the coach just kind of stand up, go through his little, the routine he has in his mind, work on some material and maybe, um, uh, just try to impose his beliefs on people.

Now the, the giving, um, hot button issues and separating the class. I had a teacher do this. It was a government class senior year. So it actually made sense for the class. But looking back in this, you know, when I graduated high school 2002, it was not a good idea because we filled out forms, we filled out questionnaires. And then it was like, okay, you'd be a Democrat, you'd be a Republican, split the room in half and sit on one side, sit on the other. And there's going to be like a debate.

And we debated gay marriage and there was actually a gay, there was a gay student in class and it was wild. That just feels like something you cannot do. It do, but it didn't even if it in 2002, it didn't even feel, it didn't feel weird. And like, and like, even like the, the, the, like, no one really had a problem with it. It was crazy. But we're like up there, we're arguing as seniors in high school, not even like in like on the debate team or anything, but just like going back and forth over like welfare, abortion, gay marriage, just,

just the hottest of hot button topics. Dude, it may, yeah. And like, it was just, it was so looking back on it, it's, it's pretty crazy. And I really, I really did like that teacher, but, um, yeah, shout out to him for, for making the class sit through the Sandy Hook conspiracy YouTube video. That's reckless.

Not a good idea. That's reckless. You can't do that. You really can. Alex Jones got sued. Yeah. A. Not a good idea. That's reckless. You can't do that. You really can't. Alex Jones got sued. He lost a lot of money for that. Lots of monies.

Is that Alex Jones? Was, I wonder if they were just watching Alex Jones. Oh, Alex Jones would a hundred percent in that YouTube video. Yeah, there's no doubt. He was the Sandy Hook guy. It reminds me of some coaches I've had that taught. So I'm not going to name.

Yeah, you know what? I will. I will name names. Because I, this is one of my favorite coaches of all time, Coach McGill. Shout out to Coach McGill. He coached basketball, football. I think he was like my wide receivers coach. And back in the day, you had to burn CDs for people.

You know, you didn't have these MP3s and whatnot, right? Sure. He would make, he knew I had all the music. He knew I was like the music plug. So he would have me because he didn't want to buy the CD. You just had me burn him CDs. So I burned him. Do you remember a noted fat noted Austin band fastball? They had a song called the way.

Yeah, I didn't know that. Where were they? Yeah, they're Austin band. Well, he had me burn him fastball. And then it got to the point to where he would ask and I didn't know that. Where were they? Yeah, they're Austin band. Well, he had me burn him fastball. And then it got to the point to where he would ask and I didn't have like the CDs and I didn't want to disappoint him. I was in like eighth grade. So I'd have my parents, I'd tell them that I wanted that CD and like occasionally they would get me that CD and I would get it just to burn it for him. He didn't know this was happening. You were, you were

spending your own money or your parents. Yeah, parents. Yeah. I didn't want to disappoint him because I liked him and he was like, again, he was a coach in like my two sports, basketball and football. You couldn't illegally download it. No, this is a, this is pre, this is pre Napster, pre Napster, lime wire, lime wire, casa, all that. He also once had a class where like, clearly I don't know if he was hung over, I would never suggest that, but he just like, was like, all right, well today I'm just going to read facts out of this generic book that says science.

And he w he would just like read facts to us and we'd all be like, Oh, that's crazy. And one of the facts I remember like very vividly was, do you know, there's a enough wire in the Golden Gate bridge to wrap around the world twice? And we were like, and everybody's looking around like, damn. I don't know what to do with this information, but that is pretty interesting. That was as far as it went.

It was just like somebody was like, dang. That's crazy. And not the science behind why it required all that cable. No, because they wasn't qualified to do that. No offense. Just the bare facts. He was just showing me where to line up as the X receiver. That was what he was qualified to do.

Everyone's had a mail it in coach led class, where they just don't give a fuck. And then shout out to coach Watson. We had a coach Watson. I talked about him recently. Yeah, yeah, coach Watson, he is the one, I never took his class, but he is the coach who wants. Told me he was a, he was the 18 basketball coach.

I was not on the 18. You'll be surprised to learn that. Um, he's like, Ruff. I have an older sister. She might be listening. Um, he's give me a date with your sister. Cause she would go to my game. She was 10 years older than me. So give me a date with your sister. Cause she would go to my game. She was 10 years older than me.

So give me a date with your sister. I'll put you on the 18. I was like, hopefully he was joking. It was a joke, but it was also like, he ended up marrying another teacher. And then he left me alone. He never got that date out of ideas. I don't think so. Okay.

But I was like, okay, thanks coach. Uh, also may or may not have been the same coach slash teacher who would let, um, would let, uh, dudes dip in his truck, like in the parking lot. Yeah. Which is pretty sick. Our baseball coaches let us step out on the field. I never, I didn't, but. This is not in the days of Zen.

This is. This is the actual. This is you're going in some long cut. Yeah, the bad kind. Kind that fucks up your shit. Yeah. Yeah. You got any teachers you want to shout out?

It's teacher week. Ooh, shout out my coach, Watson. He was a good one. Probably my favorite teacher was coach Hutch, Coach Hutchins. Another coach, baseball and football, but I knew him best from baseball. He also taught a photography class that I took, which I had a lot of fun in. Use like, you know, like the old school SLR cameras, yeah, the developed film, a little film lab in there.

That was pretty sick, but he was. He he had a OK, so our baseball coach, shadow coach Gareth, he had this line he would say before every baseball game, and he would say there are two types of. Players on this team, players who are in the game and players who are ready to enter the game at all times. It was like he said it before every game. Okay, just stay ready, basically. And one time, Coach Gares had to miss a game for some sick or something. And so Coach Hutch, he he was given our pregame speech. He said there are two types of players on this team like, Oh, God, you're not gonna repeat repeat coach Garis's corny line, are you? He goes horny and hornier.

That's what he said. Like what? Was that me? I don't know. But he also, like he played, he played guitar and sang at a, like a neighborhood restaurant that we, we wouldn't support him.

He's a great guy. We loved him. But yeah, coach Hutch horny and hornier. It actually makes sense. You're not wrong. I love the pump fake too. Just kind of poking fun. Yeah. He was like, oh, well, here we go.

And then he just fucking hit us with that. We still talk about it to this day. Do you ever play a game rocked up? I don't believe so. No, no, don't believe so. Well, I'm just asking. Yeah. I probably caught one like in the dugout at some point, but by the time I took the field,

it had subsided. Some players will pop Viagra for the blood flow purposes before games. Is that right? Yeah. Performance enhancing drugs. Sure. Not on and off the court. Is it on the band substance list? It's got to be, right? I believe it is. Yeah. It has to be. I also want to shout Miss Williams. Miss Williams' son, she was a English teacher in like ninth grade. She was a great teacher, but I did something sorry. We had a question. We were reading. I don't know what novel it was. It was like Jane Eyre or some shit. And she, I didn't really read it that well, if at all. And I'm like the test about it. There was

a biblical question, like make an analogy, like what, what, what symbol is, what biblical symbolism was in this chapter, whatever, something invoking, like you needed a knowledge of the Bible. I didn't know with the, how to answer it. So I did something real trash, trash move. I, uh, I responded that I didn't know how to answer this question and that I should not be forced to answer this question as it is a religious question and church and school, church and state should be, yeah. Sure. I did that. And? Did it fly?

She called me after class, like when she, after she graded him, was clearly like, you little fuck, but she was nice about it. She was like, the Bible is an accepted work of literature and some knowledge of it. I'm not forcing religion upon you to have some knowledge of it, but she's like, your point is noted and I won't dock you for this answer. You're saying Jesus was in your school? Yeah.

I'm not sure if he's supposed to be there. I'm not sure if he's supposed to be there. So yeah, that's one that I, it was a clever move. I felt bad. I still feel bad about it. She was a really good teacher. They still do the pledge of allegiance in school, by the way, which mentioned- Ten Commandments coming in Texas soon. Which mentions God.

Yeah. Sick. Randy, got anything? Uh, it has some good- we got all week to think about it, but I'll give one- You don't have to do it now. I'll give one shout out to Mr. Carl Stenson. He was the king of dry humor. I don't think a lot of people understood his humor, but he was my math teacher in junior year. He was extremely smart.

He can do math in his head just like that, just numbers, all that. But I remember one time he was just doing all this math and then he got to the board and he's like, all right, and you carry the one and one plus one and that's some calculator work here. Hold on. He pulled out the calculator and did it. It goes two. I'm like, all right, this guy just like did so many calculations thing. And like, that's just good dry humor there that I don't think a lot of teenagers would

appreciate. There you go. You touch your freaking heart. Yo, he did. He gave you a freaking I aided it for him my senior year when I did, cause we could like do it in a second SRT situation. You can just either just have a free home room or you go aid for a teacher.

So I was like, you know, I'm going to go aid for him and like greatest quizzes. Cause he's pretty fun. That's nice. Love that. More stories on teaching this as this week progresses. Maybe we'll talk to a real life teacher. I bet we will.

We should have one come in. You have any that you're hot for that you want to come in? Not currently, no. Over the years, sure. Randy, hit it. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off.

Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and let go a little. Little more troubles, let's go. the party. We had a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and let go of it. Little more draws. Let's go. This weekend and fun recap presented

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Thanks for asking. Yeah. Chelsea and I stepped out a little bit on Friday. We had dinner, had bar Chi sushi joint downtown. It was fine. It's fine. Not familiar. Bar Chi it's on third street. I think it's on third street. After dinner, we walked around a little bit. We don't get out to downtown very

often these days. So we started to walk around and just see what was what. There's a bar on, I think, second street called Guest House. Have you heard of this place? I'd heard of it. I have no clue what it was. It sounds exclusive. We walked past it and Chelsea was like, oh, I've heard of this place. I think there's one in LA.

She's from California. I think there's one in LA. Like, okay, let's poke our head in just to see. I feel like it's not gonna be our vibe. But let's- What were you wearing? Can you give me a fit update? I had on some chubby shorts.

Fucking chubby. I did have some shorts on I had a short sleeve button down and I had I was I was cash. Barchi wasn't like up scale. So we just I was cash. Yeah. And some loafers. We poked our head in the guest house and I don't want to sound like like old Austin crotchety guy who grew up here and was like yelling at the clouds. Kind of thing. Here we go.

But dude, this place is the opposite of what Austin used to be. It is just the douchiest. It's like Vegas, LA and Dallas rolled into one. Don't do that to us. It's like, dude, you go, we poked our head in and like, immediately like these, these aren't our people. It was just so douchey, so swanky. I hated it.

Maybe you'd have more fun in white settlement. It was awful. So we went and got, um, we didn't got a glass of wine at, um, where'd he go? Taverna. No much were cocktails at this place. Did you even look? We didn't even sit down. Probably like $19 vodka soda. We didn't even sit down. Oh, that's exactly.

I think that's the exact price. I guessed it would be for a vodka soda. Yeah. I'm incredibly good at guessing menus. We walked around a bit, ended up going home and having some wine at home, but a dude guest house. It is. Hard pass.

I'm not, again, I'm not one of these, I hate what Austin's turning. No, but I know, no, that's, that's anybody who does, I know exactly what you're saying. To me, 20 years ago, this place would have been laughed out of the gym. Like absolutely fucking not. Now it's just, you know, it's just, you know what, Dylan, maybe we'll close our eyes and wish it was like it used to be. Maybe so. What was that place that you guys, uh, like that was supposed to be like a library on sixth street that you guys did after the very next yeah. It was called, um, not like scholars or it was something like that. Oh, that was the cowboy. That was when I wore the cowboy hat to the Christmas party. Yeah. And it, this place was, I don't even know where that was.

This place, the guest house is more upscale and swankier than that place. Okay. That place was a, just a terrible bar. Where was that bar? It was around there. Dude, I don't I like the second third street. That was a, that was a full Brown out night for me. That was a drunk night. And they had like, uh, like Harvard and Yale, like insignias all over the, like that was at its core. I didn't really know what they were going for. Yeah. The rest of the weekend, we caught some pool action. Big pool day yesterday with Parks actually did a lot of swimming. And yeah, we did some furniture,

some online furniture shopping. Carty cart got hot. Didn't love that. Yeah, we got a new place moving into a couple of weeks. So we're just getting ready for that right now. Nice. Did you get you a really nice chair for like the corner of the bedroom? Yeah. That maybe kind of faces the bed? Yeah. Cool. Yeah. You want to come over and check it out? See if it's comfortable? Well, I mean, yeah. How's the lumbar support? It's good. I tested it out. Little observation deck. Hey, we're moving closer to you if you want to come by and hang out. Yeah, I know.

Closer to Randy too. How about that? Don't say that. Don't tell him that. You'll figure out why in a couple of minutes here. Okay, okay. That's my weekend. Randy, anything fun?

This weekend of fun, I can officially say, I've said it before, but this time I'm saying it with heart. I am officially done moving in. This was a very productive weekend. I got every, like everything that was just laying around, done, installed the bidet, got the LED lights up, got the- You got your bidet?

Yeah, I've had one, off brand. It wasn't a Hello Toshi. I didn't get it, I wasn't part of that brand. You're toting that thing around, you got it, you know what I'm saying, Campbell? You're toting that wagon. Yeah, got to, you know what I'm saying, Campbell? You're toting that wagon. Yeah, I understand. Talking about his fat ass.

His posterior chain. Your posterior chain, yeah. Yeah. How's that knee? Hung, it popped again last night. It's on like, it's clockwork. Like every two weeks, it's just gonna pop and be sore. But now I'm learning how to stretch it out so it's not as sore.

But a very productive week. I watched Avatar 2, The Way of Water that I had to watch. I had to pull a Dylan. I fell asleep. It's a three hour movie. Good movie. Good movie.

That's my, my little movie review. Did very much enjoy it. It's not a good review. It was, it was very long. And then on Sunday, as you know, Dave, I want a nice little long bike ride. The first bike ride I've gone on since I like hurt my knee the first time in a gassy lot nature. How'd the knee hold up? It held up great. But it was it was a good productive weekend.

Oh, and on Saturday, I went over to help Dan record a Patreon thing for his podcast. We played a board game. No. So if you're a fan of softcore, he should have a Patreon. Go check that out. Dan a board game. No. So if you're a fan of soft core, he should be on the Patreon. Go check that out. Dan's doing the show Wednesday. Fuck yeah. There you go.

Ooh. Right. Hesitate to, gotta guess next Wednesday too. Ooh. Do you wanna guess? Micah? Noted New York Times bestselling author, W.R. Bowling. Ooh, hell yeah.R. Bowen.

Oh, hell yeah. Wow. I almost, I almost... I've been, I've been hitting him up and it's just, he's at the beach. He's got a lot and he's like, how about next Wednesday? I was like, let's fucking lock it in. We had a Twitter back and forth last night. Elmo said, you need to hop on the pod, son. Yeah. Yeah.

I'm glad, I'm glad you got him. That's a, that's a big get. He's a New York Times bestselling author. I know. Well, you don't even ask what his fee was. Do you want to know what his fee was? Is it in the, is it five digits? All he wanted was a clear plastic cup with water in it. Buddy, we have that. Tell him we got him. Is that on camera? It is. It's on the wide shot. It is very far away from film.

I can make fun of you for having that because the only time I brought that on the show, it's had coffee in it. With water, it just looks so like waiting roomy. I will drink it at some point. Here's the biggest thing though. If you go to reach for it, you're going to reach right in front of Dave's camera too. So it's just going to be here. Just when you're at least expecting it, I'm going to take a sit. You want my weekend? Yeah. Yeah. That's pretty much all I did. I don't know if the chat's ready for this weekend. Are you guys ready? Yeah.

My youngest has had hand foot in mouth. No way. Very mild case. Okay. had hand foot in mouth. No way. Very mild case. Okay. Had a little, has some bumps around the mouth or like fuck and it like, there's been a number of kids in his class that have had it.

So what does that mean for us? We have evaded that. Parks, knock on wood. Big wood kids. Yeah. Rhodes did too and avoided it thus far. So we had him and basically that means we're not bringing him out anywhere.

He had a fever Thursday a little bit and then that was it. Acting fine, completely fine. And he went back to school today. So it wasn't that bad, but I know a lot of people have had it, kids have had it and it's been really bad. I don't remember that being a thing when I was a kid. I just want to put that out there. I just want to put it out there. The first time I ever learned about it was they have like the, you know, the pictures all over the airport sometime, like beware of hand, foot, and mouth. Like what the fuck is this?

Yeah. I didn't know about it. You know, when Randy's on the mic, sometimes he gets a foot in mouth. Folks, oh God, cocky reach. He just took the cockiest reach. Thank you for acknowledging that, Chad. Saturday, Rhodes had like this playdate thing with like his new schoolmates. At like the park, Alyssa took him. I'd stay on with the baby. Uh, for me, it's a West Texas Invitational week. I wouldn't hit balls. I wouldn't hit a fuckload of golf balls so much. So I always go, the price of range balls is insane, especially at gray rock. It's like $13 for 60 balls. And that's all I need. I don't like hitting a ton of balls. Geez.

So I got one bucket. Then I started to get a feel I liked with the driver because I always closed with the driver. I bought another bucket. Oh, 120 balls, two buckets. That's a lot for me. I'm not a go up there every time and hit 150 balls guy. Just don't need it.

Came home, hung out, Saturday night, watched a movie. It better be. You guys ready? I'm going to give you my official review because this is about the 15th time I've watched last of the Mohicans. Yep. What'd you really watch? A rewatch of last of the Mohicans. It's free. I streamed it on one of the applications.

Just so good. I didn't finish it. That's a long one. Just all time soundtrack. One of my favorite movies of all time, Daniel Day Lewis, like just sneaky hot. I don't want to hear about last of the Mohicans, dude. No offense. I don't want to hear about it.

You don't understand. It's like that was Saturday. So Ron, that doesn't mean Sunday. He didn't watch. You've got the Mohicans, the last of sure. Just a delightful night. That night, Alyssa had to, oh, there was some friends of ours that were having a little cookout. They're

doing some backyard burgers. I didn't get to go to that. Cause I also had to stay home with Sammy, which I was fine with got Sammy down, went to bed. They weren't back yet. They were eating backyard burgers, probably eating them with two hands. Cause that's typically what people do. And they have to put condiments on burgers. Typically, um, daddy just, daddy just door dashed a little, uh, tumble 22 chicken sandwich, Southern, Southern chicken sandwich. It's my favorite chicken sandwich in Austin.

I cannot recommend that place enough. Great chicken sandwich. Chelsea made crock pot, a pork shoulder last night. That's awesome, dude. That has nothing to do with my chicken. It was gas. Really? Yeah. Did you pull some pork this weekend? I did. It's very delicious. We are. She cooked in root beer. OK. Which I didn't know was the thing people did. It helps break down the tissue a little bit.

Yeah, it was delicious. You have like a surplus to eat throughout the week. Yeah. You got Graze on some pulled pork. Yeah, but he's going crazy running back tonight. Parks, he's going crazy. You got Graze on some pulled pork. Oh yeah, but he's going Graze on running it back tonight. Parks, he's going Graze on it. Parks had one and a half pulled pork sandwiches. What? Yeah, dude.

Dude's had a major, he's in a, he's in a growth spurt. Right. Get him some Chubbies. Um, what else would you do Sunday? Sunday, man, you watched it Sunday. Got a lift in little upper body going a little bit lighter just cause I've got my, my golf competition this week, charge my Theragun. That's how you know, it's real. Get that Theragun ready.

Charging my Bluetooth speakers, my generation dress, yeah. Generational wealth. It's a live show. You can't delete that. Um, took my son to pins mechanical over there in St. Elmo near the old Grand Ex office near the paint factory. Still haven't been. We go all the time. It was between that and the pool. He said, I want to go to the arcade. I said, that's fine. Stay inside. I'm happy with it. Uh, he got

his first, picked up his first spare and like tiny lane bowling. It's all that DC rough. That was impressive. It was impressive. He's getting better. So I taught him how to toss a ball, like granny style, like when we learned bocce ball at the beach. I was like, dude, if you just thrust your hips, like it'll help you.

And he, I was like, put your butt back and put your butt, throw your butt forward when you, and he thought that was hilarious, but it worked because he knows how to do it. Now you need to teach him the most important thing to say after he picks up a spare is the, who do you think you are? I am got a lot of responses with that. Um, also a lot of people noting that his feet were across the line. Thank you.

I think I didn't call him on it. Um, we didn't market zero. Sunday night. I watched another movie that I'll describe later. Yes, I watched the interview. All right. I'm so excited for this man. It's been a long time coming. I've been begging you for I don't know since I met you back in 2003. It wasn't out 2014. Dude, I've been begging you for years though.

Yeah. A couple of years finally happened. I can't wait to hear what you thought about it. You have and all, you know what? I'll just talk about it after we talk about our good friends. Actually, you know what? I want to talk about my good friend, Randy real quick. I got a text yesterday from Randy and I was like, Oh God, what's he bitching

about now? It's always something with this fucking guy. It's a photo of him selfie. Yeah. Bike helmet on full bike. Get up. He's in front of my home. And it just said, hi, Dave. It was a voice message. They said, hi, Dave.

And I was like, I just responded like LMAO. And then I like kind of looked, I was like, does he want me to go outside? Like, I don't really want to. I was like, I... Were you home when you got it? Yeah, I was sitting right there. Well, I had come to the front door and Alyssa answered. I said, can Dave come out and play?

And then she said that you like, you were sick or your grinder or something. He said that you couldn't, I don't know. There's something. Yeah, I was, uh, I was real busy. I was rearranging my sock drawer. Can blank come out and play was a, was a huge thing as a kid, man. Dude, we, we, we cut it off. We made it.

Can, uh, can you play? Okay. We would say, can you play this is Yeah, before everyone had a cell phone. It was like, yeah, kids will never know. I was how was so and so want to how's he gonna know I want to play with them? I don't know knock on his fucking front door. Yeah, Rhoads is almost at that age. He's actually had some kids like parent accompanied come by and ask. And I was just, it was like one of those things

where it was like 6.30, we just eating dinner. We're trying to get everybody like, bro, just needed a bath. And I had to like make something up. I was like, oh man, he really can't. And they're like, oh, are you sure? I'm like, yeah, I'm fucking sure. He's not coming out.

Y'all gotta get on. What are y'all gonna do? He's a kid. Yeah, they want to ride bikes or something. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I wanted you to come's a kid. Yeah, they wanna ride bikes or something. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I wanted you to come out and do. No, I didn't.

Yeah, did you wait, like expecting me to come out? No, no, no. I, whenever I go on a bike ride, I go for like leisure and I just pick a destination to go to and then just get lost along the way and just kind of, you know, find trails and stuff, which I found a bunch of new trails by your place. But I was like, I'm like,

Dave's house is gonna be my destination. And I just, you know, it took me, it's probably like directly there a 10 minute bike ride, but it took me like an hour and a half to get to your place just because I was having fun. Yeah, I know. Thanks for not posting it. It's Oh, yeah, no, I was gonna do that myself. I was kind of hoping that you were just going to be out there. We could just you know, have a beer or something like that. Well, I

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James Franco, Seth Rogan. Okay. Lizzie Kaplan. I believe that's her name. She's a CIA agent. The honey potter. The honey potter. Yeah. Not the honey dicker.

Right. Not the honey. That was the other man. What do you want to know? Grill me. Ask me questions. First of all, did you enjoy the movie? I regret to inform you guys. It pains me to say that I enjoyed this movie.

Hell yeah. Okay, I'll ask you more questions after this. In my opinion, James Franco's performance in this movie was one of the best like comedic performances ever. Like his, his facial expressions and his mannerisms and his delivery throughout the entire movie was so I had me like belly laughing. He was good. I found him a little annoying, which is the point of the character. I thought he was good. I thought, yeah, he did a great job. He did good. There were some other parts I found very, very funny. I just thought, I thought Kim Jong was just how they kind of made him, just how they presented him.

Yeah. I thought it was so great because I had no, I knew what the movie is about, but I didn't know how it went down. Yeah. Um, the premise of course is that they have this kind of trashy talk show. Um, Seth Rogan produces it, I believe. And, uh, James Guy goes to night. Yeah. And they don't really break. They're not like a typical, like a serious news story, a news show, but they are one of Kim Jong Un's favorites. And so they get, they get this interview with them. They go over there. Of course, the CIA is like, Hey, we want you to kill them. Yeah. And they're going to, they give them ricin. Um, sorry if I'm spoiling it for that one guy. It's been a long enough spoilers.

Yeah, sorry. Yeah. But yeah. Plan goes awry. James Franco and Kim Jong become kind of buddies for a little bit. It's it's just a good, easy light movie. It's very funny when like one of the opening scenes when they're on Skylark tonight with Eminem. Great, by the way. Eminem sneaks into the conversation that he's gay.

I'm gay. James Franco, he just goes like, he looks around like. Dude, it's crazy seeing, okay. So I didn't know there was an Eminem cameo. And the fact that he was willing to do that, like cameo and like, was, made me think a lot more highly of him. And also like a juxtaposed with his happy Gilmore cameo that wasn't really great. Yeah.

I was like, Oh man, see, they could have worked. This could have worked. Like Eminem can be funny. It's just when he's not trying to be funny. You see what I'm saying? Where he's like the butt of the, what's funny in the interview. But anyway, yeah. I'm so glad you watched it. I'm even happy. Great Rob Lowe cameo too. Yeah, Rob Lowe. Great Rob Lowe cameo. Yeah.

I unfortunately don't have any star wipes to do on the actual production here. I enjoyed the star wipe stuff. And I think my favorite was like when James Franco just has a boner and it's like, let me see it and just feast your eyes is the funniest thing I think I've ever heard. It was good. Did he had stank dick? He had stank dick. What is this? It was good. I got the sense that like there was a lot of improv. Yeah. Cause those two, I know at the time were pretty good buddies and like, I'm sure they were just riffing. Just the best way to do it. Great. Great movie. Funny movie. Glad I watched it. Glad you liked it.

They hate us cause they ain't us. Did you watch it after I tweeted at you to watch it? I was already planning on watching it. Okay, good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good. All right. That makes me happy. I give it, I give it the day of rough seal of approval. Okay. Okay. 11 years late. Okay. Fine. That's generally regarded as like a good comedy, right? Yeah. Uh, so when it was released, there was a,

some controversy over it because North Korea was literally trying to have the movie shut down. I don't think it got like a theatrical release. So it just was straight on Netflix because a lot of people. Yeah. I think the story about the movie being released was like that grabbed headlines more so than how good the movie actually was. If that makes any sense. But it's, it's one of the lesser talked about comedies. Yeah. You don't I mean? Why would, I guess maybe tensions were high and, or did they use that as part of like a marketing ploy? Like they wanted it shut down.

We're going to go straight to, I mean, 11 years ago, it wasn't that common, right? For a movie to get a big production to get made and just go straight to. Yeah. Like we're now happy Gilmore too, is going straight to Netflix. Back then, no it wasn't.

There's the scene near the end when they, again, spoiler, the helicopter explodes and there's like a close-up of Kim Jong-un just like... Disintegrating. Yeah. Yeah. And I think that's the image that like really pissed off the fat man in North Korea. Okay. It wasn't the fact that they made the character like a kid with daddy issues. He was like a feminine. It was probably all of it. It was probably.

Yeah, probably all of it. Yeah, that was a great part. Him and the 30 minutes where James Franco and him becoming enamored with each other is pretty funny. I had the best day of my life. It's good. All right, yeah.

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more and more. Math and computer science student, Ethan, dude, I wonder if he had coach McGill. His post says a few weeks ago, by the way, can you zoom in on his fucking photo? Look at this kid. He looks very Ethan. This is such an Ethan. Good shoulders though. A few weeks ago, I stopped in my college dining hall with nine hard boiled eggs. I got stopped in my college dining hall with nine hard-boiled eggs. I got stopped in my college dining hall with nine hard-boiled eggs, nine of them Dylan. That's a lot. One of the staff pulled me aside and said, there's a new rule. You can only take three eggs a day. What? I asked why?

They said, someone's been eating 15 a day. I just nodded because that someone was me. Every morning of that month, I'd show up early, lift and eat anywhere from 13 to 20 eggs. No butter, no salt, just protein and routine. Wasn't glamorous, it definitely wasn't tasty. I wasn't trying to make a statement, I wasn't trying to get noticed, I was just doing what worked.

But here's what I learned, consistency, even when it's quiet, strange, or a little excessive, eventually makes noise. You don't need to broadcast your effort. You just need to show up enough times that the system around you starts to adjust. Sometimes it's a new policy, sometimes it's a new opportunity. But people notice, and that can be a good thing or a bad thing, depending on what you're building. I was just building muscle. They were building a rule book. We both hit our goals.

The fact that this guy got shut down on his, on his egg intake and he, his takeaway was a lesson about life. It's just a beautiful thing. Okay. We're both building. We're both successful in doing so. My biggest issue, it's not how many eggs he was eating. It's the fact that he just refused to put salt and pepper on these eggs to make them taste better in any way. You don't have to eat them bland.

Dude, I eat them bland. Why? What? No hot sauce? No nothing? I put ketchup on there. I know you guys think it's disgusting. Chelsea will sometimes get out some spicy brown mustard and put a little dollop on there. Like a deviled egg.

It makes it taste like a deviled egg pretty much. And I will do that if she has it out, but for the most part, I'm just going raw. Well, I'm going hard boiled, not raw, but you know what I mean? Just nothing on it at all. I do it. Yeah, that's what I do. I didn't know you guys were raw dog in your slump. It's obviously not the best tasting way to, uh, you know, ingest protein, but it doesn't taste bad. I like, I liked it. The flavor of eggs. It's just like, have you tried just a little salt and pepper? It's just, yeah. Yeah. But for me, when I, when I eat a hard-boiled egg, I'm just like, all right, this is gonna be a protein play.

It's a gut-filled play. I'm not trying to eat a dope meal right now. I just want this in my system. So I just hammer them. I do it. Like I said, ketchup. My dad showed me one time. I'm like, I don't put ketchup on regular eggs,

but on a cold hard-boiled egg, it's very, very good. I actually got eggs. Sorry to disappoint you, you Dave for under $3 a dozen yesterday. That was huge for me. You believe it? You think the orange man for that? I did. I actually, I tweeted him. I said, you're right.

That's a nice sweetie. Ed is very hot and you are. Thank you for the egg prices. Oh, that's a good tweet. He said, he said, this is the most non-woke thing I've heard. They invited me to the white house to go check out the new Rose garden. It doesn't look good. What was wrong with the old one? Why did we, and we can't go back. I mean, I'm sure you can go back, but like,

why did we do that? I've moved on to the Rose garden. It's just very, I don't, I just don't need, I don't need a cemented courtyard. We're not where it looks like where you would somebody, somebody might've posted this someone definitely. What is that space going to be used for? Somebody said, it looks like where your cousin got married. It might've been cat pat, or she might've retweeted it. I'm sorry.

I don't know. By the way, have you seen renderings of the, the, the ballroom, the proposed ballroom? Yeah. Is it really gonna be that big? It's going to change the entire look of the White House that's been standing there for obviously a very long time. It's going to look so different. The Rose Garden thing though, I can't believe he actually paved over the Rose Garden. How many slonkers do you think they're taking down at the White House per

day? Does the president, I mean, I guess the answer is yes, obviously. Does he have authority to just make these design changes? Yes, the executive is granted broad powers, article one. I mean, he can just put whatever he wants up. Can he put like a little nine hole golf course on the property? Like what's stopping him? It'd be like that sometimes. Frost garden. Just a concrete slab now. If he did put in like a little par three, I think that would be dope.

If someone- Not a long one, like a pitching putt par three. Like if you just put in like a little 90 yard little wedge shot. This idea may not have been pitched to him yet, but if he can just step outside and get a quick nine in on a par three course. Just go get some wedge work. Yeah. He's like, oh my God, you're right. I hadn't even thought about that yet. Somebody ought to pitch that to him and he'll catch it. Snap it shut like an alligator. Make sure it stays in your glove.

Yeah. Because didn't they? Snap it shut. Didn't they used to have a bowling alley? Obama put a basketball court somewhere in the White House, didn't they or something like that? I don't know. Look it up. Because I knew someone had a bowling alley and I think he might have done like a basketball hoop. I'm not sure. Is there room for that? Who knows? God, dude, if I was,

oh my God. I would embarrass you on the court if I was president and like I would definitely like appoint you to some like, like labor secretary, some position that's not that important. I would, I would, and then I would have you come in and I would just absolutely cross you up and just embarrass you. You just posterize me. Yeah. I'll be yamming on you. Can you imagine?

No. Poach is called coach. Coaches poll just came out. You're such a Texas number one. Oh no, I'm sure this won't end poorly. Dude, also ESPN just released like their like national title analytic, whatever number. Texas, they say has a 24% chance of winning the national, the national championship. That's too big one off the season. So they're number one. So let's say they go into the, where they play Columbus, Columbus, the horseshoe. Let's say they lose

that game. I dropped some to like seven or eight. Any big 12 teams in that? Where are my Ole Miss Rebs at? Tech should be number two based on what I was told. Let me see. We got Texas and Texas Tech number two. We have Texas, Ohio State. So we got Texas and Texas tech number two. We have Texas, Ohio state. So we've got one versus two in Columbus week one, no coins in state, Georgia, Notre Dame,

Clemson, Oregon, Alabama, LSU, Miami. I'm not going to the whole thing. What'd you ask about any big 12 teams? We got Arizona state at 11. And then I think it's a regression year for them. Kansas state 20, Iowa state 22, BYU 23, Texas tech 24. Those are your big 12 teams. Iowa state.

Okay. Iowa state at 22. This is the year Matt Campbell gets it done. This is the year. I'm getting nervous about all this hype, dude. You should be. Number one, it's tough. I know. It's tough. I know it's

tough. Anyway, what were we just talking about? It's all about the slonkers. Oh yeah. This fuck. I love this kid. This kid's going to this guy. He's going to be a very prized, prized recruit out of college in math and computer science. Can we take three eggs. This kid's awesome. He's like, I'm not- The three egg limit's not enough. He's like, I know I could just buy protein powder and get my protein the easy way, but I'm just gonna do it the old fashioned way.

He's already paying for it. It's built into his tuition. He's got swaps. As someone that used to work at the dining courts, I feel like they throw away a lot of food. I don't think this is that big of a deal. You think he's gonna borrow some swaps from people to go get more eggs? That's what I would do.

Just saying. Yeah, it's a good idea. Before we get out of here, can you throw up the. New Ocean Beach guy that just dropped. New Ocean Beach guy just dropped. Oh, I love this guy. This guy's incredible. Just fucking fighting. So he's rocking the on shirt that's on, right? That's just fucking biting. So he's rocking the on shirt that's on, right?

That's the shoe brand. Yeah, I believe so. He's got a gold chain that absolutely puts whatever you were trying to do to shame. Remember when you were trying to be a gold chain guy for a week? I keep forgetting to wear it. Yeah, don't even bother.

Now this guy- New Ocean Beach guy just dominated you. What is the hair? It's like a modified Edgar. Yeah. This guy's awesome. Can you imagine having a conversation with this guy? Like what you would talk about with him? No, I wouldn't have much to say.

I don't think, I don't think he has much to say period. It's just the kind of guy you saw at a guest house. No, no guest houses is like, this guy wouldn't be allowed in guest house. So this guy's rocking, this guy just has very, very, very overly manicured facial hair, pencil, thin goatee. Top is very mushroom. It's a mushroom top.

It's the most square head I've ever seen. It's just unbelievable. It looks like a helmet of sorts. It looks fake. It looks like a cartoon character. It's not even like Lego-ish. It's like, it's unbelievable. But this guy will be in an out of office near you. Oh yeah. Check out wash media. So sick. He's so that ring that he's like a gold ring pop. What's he sipping on?

I do not know. I do not know. So rock and I don't know. Damn. What a guy. What a guy. I just waiting for a baddie to walk up to him. Dan, they're not gonna, you know, like really hot chicks these days will like do posts like guys in the bars are too afraid to approach me or approach women. You're talking about this guy? This guy now is like too, like women are afraid to approach him. Yeah. Just because he's got that much swag. That's right.

All right. We'll be back tomorrow. 11 o'clock. It's teacher week clear the lists. We're gonna clear them We're gonna keep posting and we posted Collins mom and Sarah thus far. We're gonna post a couple more today We're gonna post more tomorrow Let me teach your week. Let me close it out with a quick run it back run it back the segment during what you talk about We already talked about The angle in West Texas looks like a right one not a cute one We don't understand how surveying works. There are two types of players on this team, horny and horny-er.

Dave Watts, Lassie Mohicans. Randy sent Dave a selfie from in front of his home over the weekend. The interview got the Dave Ruff seal of approval. And finally, clearly no one has pitched Trump the idea of a nine hole par three course on the White House lawn yet Not yet, so that concludes run it back. All right fun show Clear the list I'm at all ranchos, I'm at all ranchos, I'm at all ranchos, I'm at all ranchos Thanks for watching!