Circling Back - Texas BBQ In Dresses & Golf Trips to Western New York

Episode Date: September 11, 2019

Dillon recaps his wait in line for Franklin's BBQ (while wearing a dress), Dave gives us a rundown of his golf trip to Western New York, and we steam on all things airline-related. We also discuss the new iPhone 11 and do This Weekend In Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (7:28) Dillon Wore A Dress To Get BBQ (26:57) Dave's Golf Trip To Western New York (33:56) iPhone 11 Causing Trypophobia (41:26) Steam Room — Southwest Airlines (57:48) This Weekend In Fun Shop Circling Back Merchandise: www.washedmedia.com/shop Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 20% off) Liquid IV: www.liquidiv.com (code CIRCLINGBACK for 25% off) Your Super: www.yoursuper.com (code CIRCLINGBACK for 15% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast live from the early bird cbd studios in austin texas my name is will to freeze to my right dave ruff it's great to hear your voice again great to see you guys it's been a while been too long some might say we've hardly spoken over the last few days man doing have you switched to tiny t's and polos what are you talking about that looks tiny and i saw a twitter you guys seen this on twitter a photo on twitter at d shivery at d shivery h-e-v-e-r-e-r-e you in like a backer or something and your polo looks like a child's that one is it one is a large. It's a large.

It's a men's large. It doesn't look small on you in person. Okay, thank you. I'll give you credit for that. I don't know why. It looks tiny in that photo. Extra snug in that picture. It does not look unnaturally small in person.

Do you do the thing where you pull up the shoulders, like when you're walking to get more sun, even though it was at nighttime? No, I do not do that. That was a nice backer who stopped me on Rainy Street. I actually had just left Eisenhower's, no joke. He saw me on the street and wanted a quick pick. As my Uber was pulling up, I was like, oh, shit, I've got to hurry. I did not know you did Rainy on Saturday.

We went just for some Brussels sprouts and a cocktail, yeah. Nice. Was it crazy? You got some bee sprouts off? It was pretty crazy. That was your mid-game snack, getting some bee sprouts? The young lady I was with wanted some Brussels sprouts. Big Brussels sprouts girl, turns out.

And so she had had them before, so she wanted to go back. Guys, I got breaking news. I'm about to accept Ethan Chavez, sales associate at Pacific Sunware on LinkedIn. And Will, you are a mutual connect. At this point, I accept everybody and uh I'll be honest I hate it I love that I got dudes who work at PacSun am I netty fuck dude LinkedIn is terrible I accept everybody because I'm like why not what if shit goes south what if I need a job in five

years and I can just put like hey I used to be on this podcast that you guys listen to can you please accept me and now i just get dms from like really sketchy people trying to uh make our podcast quote like go viral oh yeah it's just like there's a whole there's a whole sub-industry of people just leeching off content if they have asterisks in their uh headline it's like the biggest red flag yeah it's like podcast promoter worldwide. Hang on, I'm going to look up Dylan's profile. Worldwide. This shirt... It was.

It was just the way it looked at that moment. Okay. I see that Dylan's on here on LinkedIn. It's all lowercase, and it says real estate professional. I swear I have no idea how that got there. I'm going to connect. Do it.

What if I just got an email notification on my phone right now? Hey, I have a really cryptic message I need to send to a backer out there. Okay. Are you guys ready about that? I can't give any specific information on the air because it'll only make matters worse. But I know what you did, and you're going to pay for it. Whoa. Someone did something.

And when I tell you off air, you're going to be like it. Whoa. Someone did something. And when I tell you off air, you're going to be like, oh, that's the most annoying thing in the world. I kind of wish you had told us before. I wish I would have. Because now I'm going to spend the whole pod thinking about this. I wish I would have as well. Dude, what? I got an email yesterday,

and it was something that a backer did as a practical joke, and it's not funny. Did they sign you up for something? No, no, not signed up for anything. But I'll say this. I'm probably going to get numerous emails and wondering why I'm not responding to the original email. And so I'm just kind of anticipating about five more emails from somebody.

I have an imposter on Xbox. Do you? Someone has hijacked Fajita Boy Swag's name. And they probably switched. I don't know if they switched one letter. They did the thing you can do on a gamer tag. I got a snap the other day of somebody playing Apex Legends

as Fajita Boy Swag. I was like, it's not me. I'm not an Apex guy. I might change my name on PlayStation to Fajita Boy Swag. You can't do that. I might just go off you. Dude, don't.

There's other names. I have no idea what you're Dude, don't. There's other ways to, other names. Well, I have no idea what you're talking about and it's going to bother me until I hear. If it bothers you, I mean, think about how much it's bothering you

right now. Why don't you Slack us? Well, I don't know what it is, so. I can let you guys know. Right now? Yeah, I'll send a text message. Okay.

To both of you. No, no, no. I prefer Slack. No, I would like to text. This is a business transaction. It's not. Well, no. I prefer slack. No, I would like the text. This is a business transaction. It's not. Well, anyway, we're literally doing it. Hey, I'm glad to be here, too.

I'm drinking a big swig sparkling water. Would you hold on a sec? It's because Waterloo, the regular sparkling water, was out. They were out of anything but the flavored, so I went with a big swig. It's crisp and clean. It's the highest quality. It's the highest quality. It's original sparkling water. And they used your email to...

Okay. Oh, that's fucked up. It's fucked up, right? We're going to lose you. There aren't that many things. That's fucked up, but that's kind of fucked up. It's a little aggressive. I know that people enjoy fucking with me because I'm that guy on the podcast, I guess.

No, you're not. I feel like on the podcast itself, we fuck with you a lot. I feel like on the subreddit and shit like that, people like to give me the most shit, which I'm fine with. This is another step, though. I'm fine with it,

but once you start involving my email and stuff, that's when things go too far. That's pretty messed up, man. Do you know who it was? No. How do you know it wasn't one of us? If it was one of you, then it's on site. Admittedly, this is some shit that if you were to say Dave did it,

I'd be like, yeah, I could see why you'd think I would do it. It's something I would have done at some point. You guys wouldn't do that, though. No, I wouldn't do that to you. That's messed up. I would not do that. There is a time where it is a prank that I would have done you guys wouldn't do that though no I wouldn't do that that's messed up I would not do that there is a time where it is a prank

that I would have pulled damn if you're a listener just keep your head on a swivel you also too yeah me too I kind of want to do it

just to see people are going to want to know nope well I'm not I'm not susceptible to that we need to stop

talking about this people are going to people are going to be inquiring well that's already going to happen hey do this. People are going to be inquiring. That's already going to happen. Do you guys know we have sweatshirts available? Yeah, I saw that. I didn't know. It's big if true, which it is true, so it's

big. Dude, go to washmedia.com slash shop. Think about that. Hang on. Let me go to that URL. We've got some stuff available. We're going to make a lot more available soon. Now that it's fall

and it's cooling down in these northern states. I mean, it's even cooling down a little bit in Austin, Texas. Not really. There was a bunch of rain out there last night. We didn't get a drop

in my place. See, I went to Barton Springs Pool for the first time yesterday and I got rained out. Luckily, I jumped in before it really started going. Who'd you go with?

My buddy. Shouts to Jack. Had a friend in town yesterday. He's on a big road trip, and so he took a pit stop through Austin, Texas. We had some barbecue and went swimming together. Where'd you get the cue? We did the Emrata day.

You went to Terry Black's? We went to, yep, we went to Barton Springs Pool, Terry Black's. That's the Emrata. It's the Emrata, dude. That's great. I would love to know what she ate that day. Yeah? I'm just curious what her barbecue order is i had a good order yesterday and i was still very full even though i went very light on the barbecue you told me you were very very hungry for some reason i went uh brisket directly into uh two pork ribs with a couple sides their ribs

are very good that's how you do it. I have barbecue on Friday. Yeah, Dylan, let's just start off with this. Yeah, so Friday, as I explained a couple weeks leading up, I had to wait in line at Franklin's Barbecue, which is about a five-hour adventure. I learned. I had to do it in a dress.

Can I quiz you while you're telling this story whatever you want to do man do you think do you think you had to wait longer because of the texas lsu game no i was i actually got there really early no okay but do you think that like if so say dave and i went on like a random tuesday or something do you think we'd have to wait five hours or could we show up like a little later than what you did? Let me explain. Well, yes, you probably could. You probably could have gotten there later and waited.

So it opens at 11 o'clock. So that's what you, that's what everyone's waiting for. Is it for the, for it to open? And once it does, the line moves really slow. It turns out,

which I didn't know. So if you're like fifth in line, you can get in and out in probably 20 minutes. Okay. If you're 50th in line, it's going to be maybe an hour and a half until you can get through the line. I can move slow. Yeah. Okay. So I was about 25th in line. I got there at 640 a.m.

And I was 25th in line. I got there at 6.40 a.m., and I was 25th in line. It turned out the people who got there, the first people in line, got there at 5.30 in the morning. Dude, that's stupid. Yeah. I'm sorry. It kind of makes me hate Franklin's Barbecue, just the fact that this is how they set it up.

They can't control the demand. Is that the issue, or are they sandbagging? Are they intentionally going slow? No, no, no. No. The guy is, they're up there doing work. Like, okay, this is one of the reasons why he moves so slow. The guy in front of me ordered a plate for himself plus 10 pounds of brisket.

That's a lot of brisket. Which is 250 pounds of brisket. And he got it wrapped up and took it to go with him. And the guy, there's one. $250 worth of brisket. Yes. it wrapped up and took it to go with them and the guys there's $150 worth of brisket yes it's $25 a pound okay yeah you said it was 250 pounds of brisket oh that'd be a lot $250 worth of brisket um and so the guys up there there's only one guy cutting meat they have they have a system but only one guy's actually doing the cutting and he's i mean he goes he's going through 10 pounds of brisket It took him a long time to cut up all this meat.

And he's got to package it all up. He goes through all this butcher paper. It's what they use. It's a process, man. They put away some meat at that place every single day. So it was kind of crazy. Yeah, so it took me about 45 minutes to get through the line once it had opened. So I was there from 540, I'm sorry, 640 until about 1145.

Five hours. Do they have fans going? They don't have fans going, but they do have it set up to where when you're waiting in line, it's all covered, which is nice. They have like an awning up front and then a tent situation as it wraps around the block which is cool was it worth it no i would never i mean the brisket the brisket is the best i've ever had

people say it's the best in the world it really is it's that good um but not there's not food in the world to me that's worth waiting five hours in line for. You know what would be funny? To wait all that time and then order like turkey. Dude, don't poo-poo turkey at barbecue places, though. It's sneaky goes. Yeah. It's a beta order. I understand that.

It's a mid-tier order. It's a beta order. But like, sometimes you don't want brisket. Yeah, but you can't i know at franklin's that's why you go to franklin yeah yeah i understand that i i'm sorry i think waiting in line for some anything for five hours is really stupid and i think that it it's something i will never willingly do i would i want to try it and i want to do it and i think i should get the experience there has to be another way for them to get their barbecue rather than making people wait in line it's honestly insulting to people's time to make them there has to be another way for them to get their barbecue rather than making people wait in line.

It's honestly insulting to people's time to make them wait for five hours. There has to be a better system. I agree. There has to be a better system. They can do a reservation system. Now, what you can do is if you plan ahead and you order two weeks in advance, you can actually order it for pickup. You don't have to wait in line.

So this is kind of like an experiential thing. People bring coolers of beer. I'm confused by that. So you just wait in line so this is kind of like an experiential thing people like to i mean people bring like coolers of beer i'm confused by that so you just wait in line and like your f-350 or what don't look at me i have no clue what you're talking about oh you said you order it for pickup and i'm just thinking like how does that work logistically you're too niche right now because i you're so annoying i'm just thinking how does how does this work? Just go on, kill me, do it, punch me, beat me to death. What's the longest you'd wait in like a bar,

like, in like a line for a bar? Oh, to get into a bar? Yeah. On West, in Austin? Five minutes.

Yeah. I'm to the point now, they're, they're coming, you hit an age, and it's probably like 31 or 32, where I'm not waiting in line. If I'm waiting in my own town,

that means I have like a, a squad inside waiting for me. If I have waiting in line... In my own town? That means I have a squad inside waiting for me. If I have to wait more than five minutes, I have a crew in there that I need to see. I waited in line to meet people at Kung Fu or something in the last year, and I got in there, and I was just like,

this fucking sucks. The new Kung Fu stinks, and I'm just in there. No, it's not the worst. It's not as good as the old Kung Fu. I'd rather go there than a lot of other bars on West 6th. Anyway, we did our fantasy draft a couple weeks ago, and we went out Saturday night.

It was the weekend that college came back. All the Texas kids were back. It was a madhouse. Every bar had a line, so we just went to... We found a place that didn't have one, and it was just bad, so we ended up just going to the we found a place that didn't have one and it was just bad so we ended up just going to the hotel bar back at the resort so yeah man fuck lines if i go to a restaurant and i and i go up and i'm like and i know it's like a good restaurant they don't have reservation

they're like oh it's a two-hour wait i'm finding somewhere else to eat yeah so like going to a barbecue place and waiting line it's just it's like it's such bullshit to me just figure it out so back to the franklin's thing um yeah let's talk about your dress i wore a dress look my cousin and new hire brett met me there they waited in line with me nhb what you hire brett new hire we call him that's what we call him around the office and you hire brett uh they waited in line with me, which is very cool. They, of course, wore their regular clothes. They didn't wear dresses out of solidarity? That's kind of lame. What if they would have upstaged you?

Like, somebody wore, like, a wedding dress. Yeah. What if Brett showed up in a prom dress? I got a picture. Some of my buddies from the fantasy football draft actually showed up to say hi and check on me, and I got pictures off with them. I got a picture with Aaron Franklin, which is cool. He's like a celeb now, basically.

Yeah. Yeah, he went viral. Yeah, he did. So looking back on it, it's a fun memory to look back on. I'm never going to do it again, though. I got some pictures off showing a lot of leg. You know, in reality, the dress is just unnecessary. Making you do that a lot.

It sucked, right? It sucks just as bad. But, like, the dress is, like, insult to injury. But adding the public humiliation factor, it really took it up a notch. But it was bad enough punishment, man. And I had to pay for the first $100 of the brisket, or the meat. So I was out $100, too, which kind of stunk. The total bill was, like, $295, by the way.

Did you have to buy it? What? Did you have to buy it? I had to buy the first $100 of it. Oh, okay. But yeah, I shot a lot of leg. I got a couple of picks off. Someone called me Saquad Barkley,

which had a player feeling real good about himself. Who called you that? Some dude on Instagram. Oh, okay. Say quad. I just looked up. Oh, I get it. I just, yeah, I mean,

I just looked up the best barbecue restaurants in America. Uh-huh. Business Insider has Franklin's at number seven? The Business Insider stinks. And they have, their number one is a barbecue place I've never even heard of in Austin. Is it called Rudy's?

Curlin. Curlin? Curlin Barbecue in Austin, Texas. What? Let's go try it. How much money did they pay to get their name

on the list? Let's do the Business Insider Barbecue Crawl. There have been many publications that listed Franklin's number one. How is it not going to be a porn site called Business Inside Her? We need to do a,

yeah, I know, yeah. Like, it makes no sense. And every time I hear it, I'm like, I want to I know. Yeah. Like it makes no sense. And I've, every time I hear it, I'm like, I want to make a really gross, like, think about that. It's like big sausage pizza,

but with a briefcase. Yeah. It's just a briefcase. And like, you just have an office setting and it's just called business inside her. Um, sorry, mom.

No, we should definitely do, uh, the business insider barbecue crawl. We can maybe get them to throw a little money at us for the content this could be a new hire brett's new thing dude even like get that money all these sites they're like they have franklin's beneath like someone has a barbecue over it on new york post i mean i guess we can't really be taking like new york post credibility barbecue slaps

just in general yeah did anyone did you wear your sign that said, like, I suck at fantasy football? Or did you just own it? Here's what I did. So I made a sign, and I was going to just tape it to my – you have lawn chairs out there. I was going to tape it to my chair so people got the idea. Do they provide those? Do you bring them?

I didn't know that, but they do provide them. That's nice, man. They give them back to the community. I brought one. Yeah, that's nice of them to make you wait five hours for their barbecue. Can you imagine doing that hungover? Can you imagine doing that hungover? Can you imagine doing that hungover? It might be better hungover because you can at least pass out for a little bit.

You might die, though. Yeah, I was thinking, has anybody ever just keeled over? Probably. They definitely had someone faint in line at one point, right? I don't know. You didn't ask? No. Brett just faints.

I pull up and I park. What if Brett was just a low-key faint boy? He's a narcoleptic. I pull up and I park. What if Brett was just a low-key faint boy? He's a narcoleptic. I pull up and I park, and it's like 6 a.m. in the morning, right? So it's still dark out, and I was going to change my car into my dress, but the area I parked was a construction zone, and there was this whole construction crew sitting right there. I was like, I'm not going to put on a dress, right?

What if they just started catcalling you? So I just walked to the line. I'm still in my... I'm in a t-shirt. And I basically announced to everyone what's going on. To just get it... I was like, let me get this out of the way. That takes balls.

And so I said, look, I finished last in fantasy football. And for my punishment, I have to wait in line for my boys. And I got to do an address. And they all start laughing or whatever. And I pull it out and I pop it on and uh it made it made things much easier for me what did you wear under your dress um up top nothing obviously but bottom i had the shortest shorts i could find that's bullshit wait those were short those that wasn't underwear those were a little you should have gone to patagonia running shorts they were really short i would have made you wear i would

have if i was in your squad i would have made you wear... If I was in your squad, I would have made you go regular underwear. I would have thrown the flag. I would have said me undies. That wasn't a rule, so I didn't have to abide it. That's kind of a cop-out. No, it's not.

No, it's not. If you went on a date with a girl and she was wearing norts underneath her dress, you'd be like, why are you wearing norts underneath your dress? I wasn't trying to look hot, Will. I forgot about norts. Well, mission accomplished. Hey. Dude, girls are you wearing norts underneath your dress i wasn't trying to look hot will i forgot about norts well mission accomplished hey uh girls used to love norts

a kid we used to hang out with in high school his his his dad was narcoleptic and when he would like fall asleep on the couch watching tv we would steal his vodka i mean yeah my god he was a mccormick's guy so he was just drinking trash vodka he was just drinking shit vodka and passing out all the time yes yeah are you sure he was narcoleptic

or an alcoholic I don't know also you got any other questions about my Franklin's experience I think I covered pretty much

all of it did you get any other meat from there yeah I got five pounds of brisket I got three pounds pork ribs two pounds sausage.

Surprised you didn't get some extra meat wearing that dress. How did the sausage and the pork ribs stack up against previous ones you've had in life? I actually didn't even try the sausage. I feel... I just had pork and brisket. I feel like I don't have a very wide range of knowing what good sausage tastes like at barbecue places because I never order it. I feel like it's hard.

Per one of my friends, the sausage was not great. How about the pork rib? Oh, the phenomenal. That's my number one. They do pork ribs. My litmus test for most barbecue joints, I know a lot of people say brisket. For me, it's the pork rib. Or the rib, not necessarily even the pork rib.

Pork rib. Depends where you are, Dave. Well, you don't know where I'm at. Because Texas is a brisket. For me, it's the pork or the rib. Not necessarily the pork rib. Depends where you are, Dave. Well, you don't know where I'm at. Because Texas is a brisket state. You go to Carolina, it's a little bit different. You know what I'm saying, dog? Don't mansplain barbecue. I feel like I have to.

I feel like you... I don't like your little head turn you're doing. I guarantee there's barbecue places overseas that would probably smoke Franklin's. I bet you there's not. I bet in Korea or Japan, I bet they have like places that just slap. Where? You tell me.

I can't do it. It's your thing, Dave. I said Korea or Japan. Japan. 2017 for those people wondering when he says it. Hey, my dad actually asked me this the other day. He asked if I'd ever had Korean barbecue. Korean barbecue is fantastic.

Yeah, I bet there's some Korean chefs out there who are just whipping up a mighty fine brisket. Sure, man. I'm just saying. We can't pigeonhole ourselves. I bet Abu Dhabi has dope barbecue. What's up with

Salt Bae lately? Has he just fallen off? He's Turkish, right? He's 15 minutes his up, man. No, I saw a video of him the other day. He sucked. Let's just be honest. Does he talk?

No. Or does he just drop salt on dope meat? He speaks with his meat. I don't like how he... Not only did he double down and triple down, he quadrupled down on the bit. He never really mixed it up. Dude, no one's making cutting meat sexy like that guy.

You don't see that. He does make it sexy, David. It's so sexy. It's entertaining. He sexualizes meat cutting. He's good at doing his knife tricks and stuff, but everything he makes looks amazing, too. He's got all the swagger, man.

Have you seen the videos of the guys, like the ice cream trucks? He's got a little handle thing, man. Have you seen the videos of the guys, like the ice cream trucks? He's got a little handle thing, and he's trying to give the guy the waffle cone. The guy reaches for it, and he flips it up and back, and he won't give it to him. I hate that guy. That guy's an asshole, but I respect him. Have you seen this, Will? Yeah.

Grabbing it by the top? He does tricks to make you think you're about to get the ice cream, but then he pulls one over on you, and he does it over and over again until you get frustrated. You know, not that long ago, Will and his boys used to go coning. No, we didn't. Is that true? No.

Stop. Man. That's all I have. If people are visiting Austin that listen to this podcast, would you recommend that they do that or no? No. It's going to ruin whoever has to go say the line. I'm asking the person that did it. That's going to ruin their day. People are visiting Austin that listen to this podcast. Would you recommend that they do that or no? No, it's going to ruin whoever has to go say the person that did it. That's going to ruin their day.

I had to show up extra early because of, it was Friday for one and it was Texas LSU weekend. So, um, I think normally you can get away with showing up much later than I did. Could you show, if you, if it was like a Tuesday,

Tuesday, like show up at nine. If you went today. Yeah. People, people showed up at nine and still got meat. Like, they still got food on Friday when I was there, but they waited much longer than I did.

Do they have a vegan option? After it opened. Yeah, what are vegan options looking like? I don't think so. I mean, they have, like, pickles and jalapenos and onions and stuff. Hey, I waited no time yesterday for my my terry black's barbecue on barton springs road and i'll be honest it was really fucking good yeah it's good do you think um how many people do you think like hear about franklin's barbecue but like they don't do the

research like they're in town like oh we should go try that barbecue place and they get there and it's like my buddy tried it's gonna be six hours i've had no i've had two friends do it uh one of them was yesterday my buddy buddy was like, let's go. He's like, I would like some barbecue before we leave. And I was like, I was like, okay. And he's like, what about this Franklin's place? And I was like, I was like, dude, it's four in the afternoon. Like we're not getting Franklin's barbecue right now.

Did you give him like, did you mansplain Franklin? I did. I did. Another buddy of mine said that he, he didn't run it by me when he was here. And he's like, he, he and a client went to Franklin. Oh God. And when they showed up the guy was like i don't like one of the guys that worked there i think it was like

three in the afternoon when they went one of the guys that worked there was like i don't know like we might have a couple pieces of sausage left if you want that and they were just like oh never mind i was like yeah dude like look it up one time yeah not that hard yeah i think by uh like 1 30 they pretty much closed out for the day. Once they're out of meat, they just close. Yeah, you should. For me, I'm just going to go to Coulter's. Coulter's Barbecue.

You're a big fan of Ann, right? What's Coulter's? Was there not Coulter's down here? That was the spot up in Duncanville. We had Coulter's and we had Webb's. We have a Culver's here. We have Culver's? There's one.

And apparently Curly? Curly Barbecue? That's what we need to try? Curling. Curling. It's like a food truck. I don't believe this at all. You know Ann Coulter's six feet tall?

What? That's a tall drink of water, man. Are you still listening to her podcast? Shut up. Does she have a podcast? She sucks. She has to have a podcast, right? You know, I like her because she tells it like it is.

She pulls no punches. What is her deal? Do you remember when she did someone's roast? It was one of the last three roasts. Yeah, it was the worst. And she went up there and just absolutely... Wasn't it Bieber or something? James Franco, maybe?

I forget. It was the worst. It was the worst single I genuinely... I felt bad for her. I didn't. Which I know I'm not supposed to. She deserves it.

It was not great. She's wretched. Some might say deplorable. Dude, that word got so tainted. It's over. It's a great word. Deplorable's canceled. Damn. We'll just cancel it, man. I'm not It's over. It's a great word. Deplorables canceled. Damn.

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resort is. Did you know you can ski in southern New York? I didn't know that. What? There was no snow. No one knew that. That makes sense. Perma Uncle is the northernmost. It's like the start of Appalachia. but... That makes sense. Per my uncle, it is the northernmost. It's like the start of Appalachia or Appalachia. Yeah, that makes sense.

Which I guess I didn't... I don't know. It's right near the border. It's not far from Erie. You're pretty much not even in New... You're as close to not being in New York as possible. To get there from Buffalo, you have to drive toward Erie into Pennsylvania.

And you know you're in Pennsylvania because there's like 100 firework stands when you cross the border. So I'm guessing fireworks aren't legal in New York or some shit. Interesting. Classic big government. Um, but anyway,

yeah, so I was there, uh, flew into Buffalo, as I said, stayed the night in Lewiston and my uncle's place. And then we went down to the, not a big town.

Where? Climber. What's the pop? Hit me with the pop. As of 2016, 1656. Yeah, it makes sense. And there's another town called French Creek, where I went to, which is really tiny,

and that's where the bar, the bar that people were like, dude, you're on some Will DeVries-level aesthetic right now. That was the bar, the bar that people were like, dude, you're on some Will DeFreeze level aesthetic right now. That was the bar, like the French Creek Tavern. With your Labatt? With my Labatt, which by the way, Labatt might be my watery beer of choice. It's good. It's not watery, dude.

That's a hearty beer. If you were saying that about light, it'd... I didn't think it was that hearty. Maybe I was drinking lights. No, you weren't. Okay. Dude, it's not watery. Don't do Labatt like that.

Look, I said it's still my choice. I will drink that beer. Can you get that in Texas? Yeah, you can. Central Market has it. Is that smug if I'm like Labatt guy now? No, I've bought it there. During certain weekends,

if there's a big Big Ten game on, I'll cop a couple of Bats just to feel a little at home. Everybody knows my, you know, Pacifico is my Mexican beer aesthetic. A bat may be my northern, the great north aesthetic that I'm looking for. But, yeah, we played golf, played a couple rounds. I mentioned this on the to-be-released Friday Patreon pod, but I was probably the youngest.

I was youngest on this trip it was some my dad some uncles and some friends of uncles and i was the youngest by at a minimum 30 years maybe 35 some of them are probably listening and i apologize but it was funny because it's a great way to it's a great gas up when you're playing with guys who, you know, they play golf like weekly, but they don't hit it very far. Yeah. And then they see me out there and I'm, you know, I hit one like 270 and they're like, Jesus.

Whoa. Like I'm, I'm out there like fucking DJ. I'm just bombing it. Damn. Two seven. Then I dropped that 86 in their face and they're like, what? Damn. Like, dude, you should go pro.

I'm like, I'm thinking about it. You had to do it to them. Well, I didn't have a choice. You had to. It was a good time. I highly recommend the Peak and Peak Resort. It was weird, though. We got there Sunday morning.

We played Sunday and then Monday. The place was a ghost town. We were the only people there, which makes sense. Makes sense. I mean, I feel like... I'd like to go and see what it's like when there's a little bit of action. We watched the Cowboy game in the bar after the round. Which, by the way, man, I re-watched it last night.

The Cowboy game? Yeah. Why? Because I didn't get a full appreciation for it. I was watching it at the bar, and I was a little bit buzzed. Your deck was dealing, man. It was fucking dealing. Wasn't it?

Blake Jarwin out there getting his. Out there just throwing darts, man. It's the Giants, guys. Come on. Throwing darts. It's an NFC rival. NFC East rival. They went like 5-11 last year?

We'll stop. You got to beat bad teams. Yeah, you do. I'm just saying. Let's take these expectations and maybe just lower them a little bit. It's an NFL squad, man. I'm allowed to be bitter. My team fucking tied the Cardinals.

Rookie quarterback, shitty head coach. Cliff Kingsbury looks lost out there. He's just sitting there like looking around like can someone can someone do something no kyler murray was throwing at the back of people's fucking heads the entire first half and then anyway sorry dave no that's pretty much it it was tight glad you made it back in one piece, man. It was pullover weather, too. Oh, Donnie, when you hear about that right now. Get to the course in the pullover, play about four or five holes.

You know, the height of day here is 92, which is great. Oh, yeah, okay. Still very humid, but still. Yeah. Then you peel that thing off, and I was wearing some tech pants. It was great. Not Texas tech or Georgia tech, but just like some technical material. Ah, okay.

Maybe a moisture wicking fabric. It's great, man. Great weather. That's a thing that people in the South probably do a lot of, and I've never really done it, and that's just get the, people who play golf,

get the hell out for a while. Go play golf up north, because it makes your round so much more enjoyable. There's a reason why I like golf less. Yeah. Even if you're not playing well, it's like, well, at least I'm not, you know, covered in my own filth. Yeah.

When I was in Michigan, it was very nice going out, getting off, and then having a beer after and not being just disgusting. Like, you can go immediately to a restaurant instead of just, like just wanting to go home and shower and not move for a while. It's also a different game up there. The ground's different. It's not just dried out and shitty. Rough was tough up there. Yeah, it's a lot thicker.

Down here, you almost have to learn a new game down here because you have to compensate for the ground. I don't know. It's different. It's just shitty. It hits different. It literally hits different. That's why people play the Texas Wedge. Yeah.

Putting Will. That's where putting Will came from. If you're new here, Will doesn't chip. If Will's 100 yards in, he putts. 100 might be a little generous. There was one where you putted from like 35 yards off the green. If I'm already out of the hole or something, I sometimes just do it. Just for shits and gigs?

Yeah. And you told us that's why they called you Putting Will. Goodwill Putting was the better name. Yeah. Whoever came up with that, Goodwill Putting was good. Yeah, that is good. Damn. Yeah. Whoever came up with that, Goodwill putting was good. Yeah, that is good. Damn. God.

I wanted to do some Twitter moments today, but unsurprisingly, every single Twitter moment is 9-11 related. You know, the main Twitter moment yesterday was the trypophobia thing I was telling you about. Okay, let's talk about this, actually. Did you look it up? Yeah, and I wish I didn about. Okay, let's talk about this. Okay. Actually, because I don't... Did you look it up? Yeah, and I wish I didn't. Okay.

It really creeped me out. It creeped me out. And now it's hard to look at the iPhone. The new one. So the new iPhone has a different camera pattern. The iPhone 11 Pro and Pro Max. They have three lenses. Why are they called...

Steve Jobs would not like if they were putting like Pro and Pro Max on these things. Well, they're releasing the iPhone 11, which is the more base model that you get for 700 bucks. That's the one you'll get. And then Pro Max is the big, big dog. And then the Pro and the Pro Max both have the three lens cluster on the back that's tripping people out. But the Max is just a bigger version of the Pro Max. What do I need to know about this new iphone did you not you tweeted about the buzzfeed thing and you didn't you never actually found no

one hit you up with like all people told me that there's this new camera i think the main selling point is the new camera they does have a new upgraded chip in it but i think they all we all get upgraded chips i don't really know what that means it might be faster now so they legit had a sensitive material warning on twitter when you went to look at the moment because it was causing discomfort yeah it's gross dude wow gross what's the story of what it is yeah it's like the fear of what's it called trypophobia it's the fear of like of like a cluster of dots or circles or shapes or something. It's disorienting visually for some people. Yeah, man. Dude, you know what?

My iPhone just went triple. Are you guys going to buy this new iPhone? Yeah, yes. Respect what I did. I am too. Yeah, I probably will. Yeah, I will. I'm not sure if I'm going to respect this new iPhone? Yeah, yes. Respect what I did. I am too. Yeah, I probably will. Yeah, I will. I'm not sure if I'm going to respect what you did.

Come on. I'm buying it. I'll say that. Or fear of small holes is what this website says. Yeah, that's what... No, you have to? Yeah, no, Dylan has the opposite of that. What the fuck's wrong with you?

You have tridelphobia. Dylan tries just a good natured joke and just... Wait, what was You have tridelphobia. Dylan tries just a good natured joke. Wait, what was that? Tridelphobia. Yeah. Where you welcome small. Twitter's freaking out over this, man. I don't understand the wide.

I don't know. Yeah, so there's a wide angle lens. Okay. What's it called? A photo something lens. Photosynthesis. No. It actually runs on plants.

I should probably just read what it actually... It's got the ultra-wide camera, the wide camera, and the telephoto camera. Telephoto. Oh, you're going to fuck some shit up with this. Yeah, I'm going to go off. If there's one thing that Apple can do to make me upgrade a phone, it's just make the camera ten times better. So that's really all I care about at this point.

The back of this phone, it looks, it looks pretty silly with all these lenses on it. Yeah. It's dumb. It's, it's stupid looking. You know what?

And then there's going to be a whole new market. You have to get a new case that accommodates that, the three holes. I'm a no case boy, so. I know. It's just silly. You need to be a case boy.

Why? This phone is in great condition. Look at this thing. It's perfect. I'm going to swat that out of your hand. But a lot of people have this trypophobia thing, turns out. If you Google it,

there's a dude that has it on his body, like these little small holes on his body on Google Images, and that's what creeped me out. I didn't know it was holes. I thought it was just any patterns in a weird way i think it's both you know man there's say there's let's look at the definition how about that available 920 i'm buying this thing fuck it oh that's that that's pretty soon i was thinking i think i can trade my phone in for like

max because like if this thing's in great condition, do you have equity in your phone? What does that mean? I need to pay off my loan equity. Okay. Tripophobia is an aversion to the site of irregular patterns or clusters of small holes or bumps. The term tripophobia is believed to have been coined by a participant in an online forum

in 2005. That part's not relevant. Um, you're a big bump guy. I don't know what that means. Oh, cocaine? Oh, he's saying you do cocaine. Yeah, I'm not a bump guy. Come on.

Come on, dog. Then how did you stay out all Saturday night? What a long-ass day. That is a good question. I don't know, man. I just hit another gear. I just do it in and hit it. You know how I do, Dave.

What? Ew. Stop, dude. No, like another gear, man. Come on. I'm looking at, like, the new feature of this phone. Like, I really don't care about, like, 90% of these things. But the camera is why you're going to get it.

Yeah. Probably. Probably. Antropophobia. Is that where the term tripping comes from? What does that term mean? Like, you're fucking up. You're tripping comes from what does that term mean like you're fucking up you're tripping man or you're tripping on acid

or something tripping off that iPhone I don't think so man I was just throwing it out there I just asked you questions yeah this is I'm just looking at out there. I just asked you questions. Sure. Yeah, this is... I don't...

I'm just looking at the iPhone website right now. I'm not really... I don't care about these chips. It doesn't seem that different from what I have in my hand already. I feel like that's a signal that we're getting older that we don't know

every new feature of an iPhone. How many gigs does it have? I don't know. How many gigs do you guys have on your phone? I got the max like 250 something. I got a big boy. Me too. It's tight, man.

Sally made me. I can't reach the end of this thing. It's great. My old phone had 16 gigs. It filled up like pretty quickly every single time. Did y'all do the Equifax settlement thing? Yeah. Did y'all get the rejection email?

Because I did. Yep. No. Sure did. I don't know what you're talking about. You don't know what Equifax? No, no, no. I did the thing. I don't know what you're talking about. You don't know what Equifax? No, no, no. I did the thing.

I didn't get an email. I got a follow-up email saying I had to do something in order to actually It all seems sketchy. get approved. And it was like, I'm not doing this. It was basically like,

you're done. It seemed really sketchy to me. Well, it wasn't. Oh, yeah. I don't think it was. Just like the website where you typed in your stuff. It just seemed weird. It seems too easy, but it wasn't. Oh, yeah. I don't think it was. Just like the website where you typed in your stuff. It just seemed weird.

It does. It seems too easy, but like it's not. If I have to type in my whole social security number on anything. Oh, I don't think you'd type that in. Maybe I'm thinking. I might be thinking of something else that you didn't have to type in your social. Okay. I might be.

Maybe like the last four digits or something. If I have to do my whole social security number, I'm not doing it anymore. Good. I typed your social into something the other day on like the state website. True story. How do you have my social? Do you have my last four?

I texted you. It's just my last four, though. No, it wasn't. My last four is 6969. Nice, dude. Yeah, that's funny. I hit the jackpot on that. Cool.

So we're copping the phone? Yeah. Yeah, whole squad on that cop shit. Okay. Is this one of those deals where we have to wake up early to order it? Dude, I liked it how the last time I got one, I got to wake up at 2 in the morning to get one. That was such a pain in the ass. I don't think the demand for this one is going to be as great as the iPhone X.

Because of the trippo? No, just because the first one without a button on it, everyone was jumping on that shit. Have you touched a phone with a button on it lately? Yeah, it's weird, man. It's crazy. It's like getting out of my face. Micah's got a button on his.

It's trash. It freaks me out. I'm like, what are you doing? If you have a button on your phone, I can't be your friend. No, I don't want to be seen with you. Yeah, I can't. I got a reputation, man.

What other content would you like to do today? Can I bitch real quick? We turn the steam on? Oh, I can steam too. I love a good impromptu steam. Are we steaming? Yeah. You have a good one?

You have like a really good one? That's how you just idiot tried to pop me with a towel in the middle of the gym? Come here, Dave. Yeah, I popped his ass in the gym. You didn't actually do it.

I popped his ass. Show him the welt, Dave. Good work. Bend over. Pull your pants down. Show him. Show you a welt.

Do it, bitch. What are you? Why are you questioning my steam? I have a question. I'm not questioning. I just want to know who should lead off

because I feel like you should always end with the better one like mine i'll lead off then i'll lead off then oh you're gonna end with a better one steam that means you better bring it down i'll lead off opening we'll get we'll get to this more i'm going to a bachelor party uh this weekend uh you have to check in today for your flight because i'm on southwest you have to check in 24 hours in advance or else you get screwed on you didn't get the early bird no so i call them this morning to get early bird because we are we're recording while i need to check in and i don't want to

stop the podcast so i can fucking do whatever you could do it on your phone they have an app i know but i don't want to i don't want to derail our podcast so that i can fucking check in for this flight i just wanted to buy early bird so i try to log in they tell me i can't log in i max out my logins and apparently i don't know my own password so i do what i you never want to do and you have to call an airline luckily southwest is pretty good about this stuff so they they quickly get me to a representative and she tells me that i can't fucking buy early bird check-in less than 36 hours out from my flight i'm like what it's still more than 24 hours and people can't check in why can't i just pay you to get better check-in status it's not crazy to do and i was like so even though like no one's checked in yet like i can't buy this and

she was like no we can't do it no exceptions and so i'm sitting there i'm like all right so now i'm just gonna be like c37 that stinks hope just going to be like C-37. That stinks. Hope you don't have a carry-on. I have a backpack. You just shove that shit under. I don't need overhead space. For suckers. Like, it's just like, I'm trying to give you money so I can just check in early.

And you can't just like figure it out. Southwest is efficient about every single thing they do. I think they're the most efficient airline. I don't think they're the best airline, but I think they're the most efficient airline i don't think they're the best airline but i think they're the most efficient and i and i like them uh the fact that you can't just like do this and they won't take my money it just pisses me off whenever someone refuses to take my money i did it just bends my brain and i can't figure out why they would do that i'll take your money like we own a business and if people try to give us money normally we take it usually i can I can only pinpoint maybe a couple opportunities

where we've been like, no, we don't want your money. Yeah. When Big Pharma tried to buy us. I would sell it to Big Pharma. They got a lot of money. That's actually a nice segue into mine because mine is also airline-related. Airplane-related, more specifically.

One thing I just thought of about southwest i'm curious about your thoughts on this you know how they do their boarding so i was a because i did the early bird and you know it's like i was a41 so you go up and it's got like the little you know 35 through 40 this you know right here and then you know so on and so on and there's not a real you have to communicate with people to figure out, if you want to get in the correct spot, you're going to have to ask someone, or say, hey, I'm 41.

Am I like an asshole? Do people just not want to communicate before they get on a plane? Because multiple people, when I would go to do this, first of all, they looked at me like I was a dickhead. Because I'd be like, I'm 41. I'm being pretty friendly about it. They didn't take their they wouldn't say anything

they would just show me their boarding pass and like have no like no expression and i was like it's hit or miss why can't you just communicate with me you could take your headphones out i know you're listening to a pod but i'm that guy though though. I stand in line. I get in the general area of where I think I should fall in the five people that are there, and I just do a thousand-yard stare with my headphones in. Don't talk to me. Something about an airport in plane situation that makes people not personable.

I'm by the book. There was a dude on the way back to Austin. We had a layover in Maryland, which, by the way, I had the Arby's chicken sandwich on my layover. Their chicken sandwich, their airport chicken sandwich was awful. One of the worst I've ever had. It tasted like the Burger King one. That makes the most sense.

The chicken filet was such a little bitch. It was terrible. You can't, dude, stop trying to replace your Popeye's with Arby's. It's never going to work. The line for everything, Arby's is the only place in that food court. The Baltimore airport's pretty nice. I actually got to give it props. Everything but Arby's was packed.

There was two people in front of me at Arby's. It was crazy. I mean, airport food just is the worst in general. Austin's got diversity, though. Austin's better. But people don't have layovers in Austin, so it's kind of weird that they just have this balling-ass food everywhere. Not that many people have layovers in Austin.

Is that right? I don't know. I don't know. I feel like it's more of a final destination. In order to have a layover in Austin, you'd have to be flying somewhere in Mexico, maybe? It'd just be a weird route to take. Maybe people could go from Miami to Austin to LA, but I just don't get the vibes that Austin's a... Okay.

We're going to hear from pilots. Here's what I'm actually steaming on. austin to la but i just don't get i don't get the vibes at austin's uh okay we're gonna hear from pilots um here's what i'm actually steaming on this is gonna be controversial dylan i'm gonna need you to chime in on this have you flown with parks yet i have not okay what's the ruling on this your your parents and you have your your, your young kid, maybe three or younger, on the plane. Which, look, I know that's tough. It's hard having a kid on a plane. And

they do what a lot of parents do. They've got the tablet with the show. Kid's watching it. Kid's watching it without headphones. Mm-mm. And it's just kind of there playing for us to hear this call me have airpods no i didn't have airpods you got headphones though i was just thinking i was like you know i guess if the alternative is this kid like screaming his little head off then this is better than that but man you're just i don't know my headphone i ran out of juice it was a long

flight baltimore to austin's a long flight so i ran a juice in my headphones so i had i was like sitting there reading my tommy fleetwood golf digest and listening to this kid watch whatever it was paw patrol well that's a bad policy uh of any any age. I mean, kid or grown-ass person, you can't listen to something without headphones on in public settings. Little kids can do headphones, right? Of course. Like, people that FaceTime in public settings,

one, are the worst. Yeah. In order for that to even be remotely acceptable, you have to do it with headphones in. So it sounds like a normal phone conversation. It just drives me insane when people are talking and hear everything as i'm sitting down because i was a i had two people walk by me doing that exact thing while they were boarding the plane and you know it's kind of slow so this woman's like standing right next to me just just yapping it up with

her friend what a weird move that is it is. You don't want to be involved in your conversation. No, and I feel like it's not good policy for the person you're talking to. Yeah. Yeah. Put me away. All these people are around.

If I get like a FaceTime from somebody and I have a feeling that they're in public, I'd never answer it. Because I'm like, oh, they're just going to be screaming.

Like, hey, la, la, la. It's just like, shut up. We're not going to be screaming. Like, hey, la, la, la. It's just like, shut up. We're not doing this right now. Yeah, so I was not too happy about that. I know it's tough flying with kids. Someone brought their cat on a plane

when I was coming back from Michigan, and it was fine. When I saw it, I was like, whatever. It's a small little cat. Wasn't a big cat. The cat me out the entire flight, the entire flight. Probably cause the cat was 30,000 feet in the air.

Yeah. And so I ended up just putting on like my bows, noise canceling headphones and just like settling in. And I put on a really boring, I just wanted to sleep. That's all I wanted to do. So I just put on like the most boring movie I could find. And I just laid there just terrible i've noticed something at security in the austin airport

there first of all it's the same german short-haired pointer that they that stands right there with the dog but apparently i think they've had a problem with people like trying to pet the dog because they have multiple signs up that weren't there the last time I flew that say, it's like, don't pet the dog. It's like, seriously, do not pet the dog. It's working. But honestly, the dog is dope. Yeah.

It's some bitch-ass looking dog. It's just looking at you like, dude, just pet me. Who gives a fuck? He likes it. How annoyed is that dog? He's not complaining. How annoyed is that dog? He's not complaining. How annoyed is that dog right now? Like, I want to be pet, dog.

It's like me walking by. It's like going to a bar with a sign on it that says, like, don't serve me beer. It's like, no. It's true. It's all I want right now. I wouldn't be here without it. When I'm walking by that dog every time, I'm like the veiny-faced kid. come by that dog every time i'm like the veiny face kid and like the guy like they're like trying it's almost like they're baiting you into it because like the guy the guy's looking at you

to see how you're gonna react like he wants you to do it so he can like tase your ass and you know it might be worth the tase that should be your fantasy football punishment you have to pet the the tsa gsp if there was see what happened if there was a video if a viral if a video went viral of you petting like that dog and getting tased that would help our podcast so much there's no way i mean you'd have to be like really aggressive like rolling around on the ground with it like wrestling scratching your back around the ground like they do? Sir, please. Yeah, that dog's tight, man. It's a good dog. I bet people make small talk like,

Hey, what's his name? It's funny to watch people start to fidget when that dog comes through. There's a horny to pet it? No, because a lot of people think it's a drug dog. Oh. Like, oh, shit, I smoked weed two days ago. Dog, you know.

But it's for explosives, obviously. I don't smell for pot or coke or whatever. They say that airports don't even look for weed anymore. Yeah. It's so minor in their radar that they don't even look. Like TSA agents, the only reason that you could get in trouble for weed is if you had something else in your bag and then they found, and they were like, oh, we got to do this. But, like, if they, like, put your shit through, and they see, like, something, apparently they don't do anything about it.

Yeah, well, they arrested a grandma at DFW for CBD. Yeah, which I feel like that's just, like... Maybe that was an anomaly, but, like, what the fuck? Can you... I don't understand that. The only thing I can think of is that maybe her CBD had more than... Like, what the fuck? Can you... I don't understand that. The only thing I can think of... Isn't it illegal? Maybe her CBD had more than... Traces of THC.

It doesn't matter, though. Well, you wouldn't think, but... We got to clean up this law there. I feel like this... Honestly, I feel like it was a new guy who took things too far. That's my theory. Probably some guy trying to make a name for himself.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like when they wouldn't guy trying to make a name for himself. Yeah. Yeah. It's like when they wouldn't serve my mom a beer at this bar in Michigan because she didn't have her ID on her.

That guy's a douchebag. It's because she's in her 60s and then he wouldn't serve Sally and I a beer after my mom said fine I'll just have a water.

He wouldn't serve us a beer because he said that we might give it to my mom. Did you say Are you kidding me? We were just like so my mom he asked my mom to leave in order to serve sally and i and my mom was like i got some friends outside i'm gonna go hang out with them guys have a beer i'll meet you up i'll

meet up with you in 15 no one's harbor springs bar no it was a little uh another bar outside of the city no one treats nancy that no it was messed up i would have gone i would have complained um yeah let's at the bar. Hey, let's do it. No, no, I'm not going to at them. Let's get this guy canceled. No, no. This was a few years ago, so he probably didn't get asked back, the bartender. He was foreign.

He was Polish. If you know the area, you know exactly what bar I'm talking about. But he, yeah, it was really weird not to serve a woman in her mid-60s a beer. We weren't asking for that much. You can't really have it out for the Poles. but he, uh, yeah, it was weird, really weird not to serve a woman in her mid sixties, a beer. Yeah. We weren't asking for that much. You can't really have it out for the polls. I'm a big fan of them. Actually.

That, that bar is usually a top tier and they just really, is it a Polish bar? It's a Polish restaurant that turns into like a fun bar. Ooh. Yeah. It's called legs in. I endorsed it.

I don't endorse that bartender. He looked like, he looked like some kind of DJ or something. Like a 19-year-old Avicii. May he rest in peace. All right, PMM. New sponsor alert? New sponsor alert.

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I might go to Texas OU instead. Sally's out of town. I got nothing to do. You guys want to go up? Have some beers? Have some deep fried Oreos? Ooh, I'm on a golf trip. Dude, how many golf...

I'm not going to win you, player. You're just a golf trip guy. I'm a weekend golf tripper. Well, you know what? Maybe. I'm a weekend golf tripper. Well, you know what? Maybe. I'm going to maybe on that. This will never happen. I haven't paid for my ACL ticket yet,

so I still have the option of not paying for it and just going to Texas OU instead. I think I'm not going to ACL this year. How about that? Wow, that's big. How about that, David? I bought tickets. You're going weekend one, right?

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Get optimized. Huge. You know what it's time for? This weekend in fun. This weekend in fun. This is not how we're going to do all the new segments. This weekend in fun. I'll start.

You want to start it off, Dylan? As I typically do. Go ahead, dude. Wow. I have nothing. Dude, that's tight it's tight friday i don't have parks friday so i'm wide open i could do it where's he i could get a dinner off he'll be with his mom okay i don't know if he had like a golf trip or something planned no no he and his boys haven't planned one of those in quite a while um yeah so friday i'm wide open i could do a dinner whatever y'all are y'all are up to i'll man, fuck off. I was thinking about seeing the It 2.

No. Apparently it sucks though. That's what people are saying. Sucks. Apparently it sucks. Saturday and Sunday, I will have the homie. I'm very excited

to spend the weekend with him. Did you specifically ask for the homie on Saturdays because Saturday's for the boys? Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely.

That makes sense. Very excited to get the homie. We're going to chill. I do an impromptu ranch trip. Who knows to chill. I do an impromptu ranch trip. Who knows? Might go see my sister and brother-in-law. I got to check in with them and see if they're interested in hanging out. Other than that, man, watching football, chilling.

What's on the slate this weekend for games? I don't know. Okay, well. My fancy teams are off to hot starts, David. They're seriously in their 1-0. Man, both of them are 1-0, and both teams got the highest point total in their leagues, in their respective leagues.

Dude, tell us more. Tell us more. Okay, you want to hear more? Tell us more. Want to go through my whole roster, bitch? No. All right, Dave, your turn. I got no plans.

I'm pretty pumped. Obviously, I was traveling last weekend. This will be low-key. I just checked the forecast. It's going to be 100 Saturday and Sunday. Not great. Thought we might be done. We're not.

Okay. Cool. But, yeah, I'm going to be hanging out. Probably go get a dinner off. I'm sure I'll be out there. You know me. I'm always out there. You know me. I'm always out there. Mixing it up.

See me on the street. Say what's up. But no flash photography, please, unless you get my permission first. Don't ask for my autograph because I'll fucking DeMarcus Lawrence your ass. The Sophie is the new autograph. It is. Yeah. No one gets autographs anymore.

It's like autographs have no clout. Pics, all of it. That it? That that's it man i'd let see this is where i'm like hey man i'd love to play some golf but it's 100 degrees hot yeah what do you got well tomorrow morning bright and early leaving for for a place called San Diego. Whatever, dude. Going to a bachelor party for my future brother-in-law, Lily, of male in fame. It's her future husband. She's on the pod this week. There you go.

And yeah, it's going to be a big weekend. Thursday, we kind of got an open sketch. Kind of just get checked into the house, settle in. And then Friday morning, we're going to a little place called Callaway, the HQ. Never heard of it. It's in Carlsbad. Yep. Look out for a little podcast

that might be gotten off with the boys over there. Dude, go back by that taco joint. What was the taco place that we went to twice? The Taco Shack, David. That was so good. That's when Chad told us it was the best taco he's ever had. It was in Encinitas.

Is it called the Taco Shack? I thought it was. He definitely told us it was the best taco. And then we asked him which taco it was, and said i'm not sure yeah it seems like something you would remember kind of backpedaled on seems like something that place is tight though the bet like i remember the best tacos i've ever had i know which one they were tell me about them no i don't i don't care okay uh and then uh playing tory pines on saturday afternoon oh i'm sorry tp yep got a nice little afternoon tea time so hopefully we can see

some dude i'm straight gel of your weekend yeah it's gonna be tight and then uh yeah we're probably just gonna hit a steakhouse that's that's when things are gonna spiral i can already tell all these guys are a little younger than me they're like five years younger than me they're doing shots at dinner like yeah oh 100 like there will be shots done at dinner like somebody will fall asleep at the table i just guarantee that's what happens because we are going to a steakhouse on Saturday night and people are going to get too drunk. That's just what they're going to do.

Golf and steakhouse on the same day is tough. I think my plan on this trip is because I only know three people that are going on it, and I think it's 14 dudes. So I think I'm just going to be like the casual observer. I'm going to have fun and I'm going to mix it up, but I'm going to be the casual observer and just see what these guys do. Okay.

Not going to sell them out or anything. I hope Drew shoots like 88. No, he won't. I know, but he does. He's a good golfer. I know.

Uh, and then, uh, yeah, Sunday, I don't know. I'm in a weird spot on Sunday. Cause the time change in my flights, I think I'm gonna have to miss my lines game. I don't know. I'm in a weird spot on Sunday because the time change in my flights.

I think I'm going to have to miss my Lions game. It's okay, though. Who are they playing? The Bolts, dude. Formerly of San Diego. You can't stay in the Chargers, man. If they were in San Diego, I would have tried to maybe stay for the game. Yeah, that would have been fun.

Yeah. What is it, like an hour and a half to L.A.? Probably more. No, no. It's... Oh, oh. To drive? Yeah, I don't know.

Not happening, though. Nobody knows. Nobody. No one's ever made that drive before. No. Chris Harrison actually made it after his podcast with us. He sprinted out of the studio. Cowboys got the team from Washington.

The Skins? Mm-hmm. Tato Skins? They should rebrand as the Tato Skins? Mm-hmm. Tato Skins? They should do, they should rebrand as the Tato Skins. I don't think that's, that's gonna catch on. Yeah.

Have a little bacon bitch all over their helmets. They should rebrand to the Mr. Skins. Ew. Remember Mr. Skin? Yeah. What's wrong with you? I thought we were doing comedy.

What other skin jokes can you make? Yeah. There's not that many skin jokes out there so that's it huh that's it i don't know um please like i i don't know please what i was gonna say please like don't like bombard me with recommendations this is one of those things where everything's planned like so like we're're not branching out from our plan. I don't need racks. I thought you said Thursday was wide open.

Yeah, but we're pretty much just going to show up. What are you doing your first day in California when you get there? You ditch your stuff. Which part are you guys staying? No clue. No clue. I've avoided it. You don't know where you're staying?

No, we're staying on the beach. I know that. Like in a tent? No. Back of your Tac the beach. I know that. Like in a tent? No. Back of your Tacoma? I'll say this. They had some trouble locating a house for this. And so...

Talking Mission Beach, Pacific Beach. I'm scrolling up the group text right now. I get about 300 text messages a day on this group text, and I have none of their numbers. So it's tough. Yeah, I have no clue. Do these guys know what you do for a living? I don it's tough. Um, yeah, I have no clue. Do these guys know what you do for a living?

I don't think so. That's fine. That's, that's great. Sometimes I just weigh in with like really stupid stuff in the text. Just start sending memes. Yeah. I'm gonna start sending memes. Hey, when you're going to leave, like after the steakhouse, like you're gonna be tired, go home.

Just hit him with that. SpongeBob me. Oh, fuck. I don't know. I am a head out i love that meme so much um yeah we're staying in la jolla oh yeah oh dude la jolla is expensive as hell yeah so it's tight so we they did the the really awesome move of uh sorry i i feel bad that i'm just airing these guys out but it's just funny they don't listen they uh they don't, and even if they do, every bachelor party has experienced this. They were very upfront about it being a bachelor party

with every Airbnb person they contacted, and so they got denied by every single Airbnb. And so now we're just overspending on a really expensive place in La Jolla on the beach because there really wasn't anything left. Is it a hotel? No, no. It's an Airbnb?

It's a giant house. Oh, nice. And it has like, I mean, it's got it all. It's got a tennis court. Y'all are shelling out for this place then. Yeah, it's going to be brutal. Are you dividing it 14 ways though? Yeah, I mean, do we have a tennis court?

Yes, we do. I'm also pretty sure that there's a full-size basketball court outside. Dude, we're going to be balling. Wet bounce passes all day. Oh, all day. I might be last picked because I'm probably the most out-of-shape person on this bachelor party, but you're going to want me top of the key just throwing bounce passes at you.

We're running fives this entire time. Wow. Well, you're going to have a good weekend, man. I'm Joe. Happy for you. I'm going to do what I usually do on vacation. When I come back on Monday, Dave always comments on how my voice sounds all messed up. Oh, yeah.

And he's right about that. Your nose will be bleeding. I'm not Dylan, dude. Come on. Let's not start that. Come on, man. Child services show up. We have reports of you talking about cocaine use on a small to mid-sized podcast. Homie, come with us.

My damn co-host, man, got me again. They have to turn the homie over to Dave. I don't think they're going to give him to Dave. Why? That's how it goes. Dave's his de facto godfather. I don't think so. It's true.

I'm next of kin. Can't just eat CeCe's every day. That's not how you raise a kid, man. Well, you know, he seems to be doing all right. I think he's doing fine. All right. Well, good podcast. Remember, 18 years ago, never forget.

Never forget. Never forget. Major shouts. All right, everybody. We'll see you later today with some Bachelor content and on Friday with our normal Patreon listener voicemails episode. Got to say, it goes pretty hard. Bye.