Circling Back - Texas Tech Bans Dumbbells Under 40 Lbs | Circling Back 3-16-26

Episode Date: March 16, 2026

Dan is still producing as the boys recap their Weekends in Fun, Cam Young won the Players, Texas Tech bans all dumbbells under 40 lbs from the weight room, and Tennessee baseball loses in embarrassing fashion. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop⁠⁠⁠ •    (00:00) Fun & Easy Banter    •    (9:10) Recapping This Weekend in Fun    •    (31:20) Players/Cam Young    •    (42:25) Texas Tech Bans Dumbbells Under 40 lbs    •    (50:30) Look at this Idiot Support This Episode’s Sponsors:    -    Rag & Bone: For a limited time, our listeners get 20% off their entire order with code  STEAM  at Rag-Bone.com. -   Lucy: Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code STEAM. And if you don’t want to wait, just head to ⁠⁠⁠lucy.co/stores⁠⁠⁠ to find Lucy near you and grab it today.       - Cheers: Same night out — way better morning with Cheers.  For a limited time our listeners are getting 20% off their entire order by using code STEAM at CheersHealth.com. -     Squarespace: Check out ⁠⁠squarespace.com/⁠⁠STEAM for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: STEAM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast, Monday morning. My name is Dave. Joining me in studio producing, his last day as the producer of this pod, it's none other than Dan Regester. Always a pleasure, Dave. Always a pleasure. Nice camera switch. Emphatic even.

Got to go hard on the last day. Yeah, you do, man. It's good to see you. Man, big weekend. You got your cold brew. You walk down to the expensive coffee place. I respect that you're the one doing it and not me. But you're locked in.

You're dialed. You feeling good? Deserve a little treat after this weekend. Yeah, seriously. Live a little bit. What's the point? Can't take it with you when you're dead. No.

Talking about mom. money. You understand? I understand. I feel like you're not. No, I'm doing shivering. I'm following, man. Dan, you've done an excellent job, dude.

It's been nice having you back. It feels like the old days, you know? It's like we've never been apart from each other. You've filled in quite nicely. I think Randy can hear footsteps. Yeah. Maybe his J's. We'll see.

I'm not throwing around the J word like that. I'm just saying you've done a fantastic job. You know, obviously you can say job. You don't have to say J. Okay. Yeah. I just don't want Randy to listen. Same amount of shalabbles.

That's true. I'm trying to fit in here. Sounds like something you would say. Coming for his J. Do we used to say it all the time? I mean, we did say that. Yeah. Like, I'm going to take your J.

It was the thing we said in sports. It was, you know, it was fun. And I still say it. All right. He's about to get Wally Pipped. How about that? Can also mean jump shot. Wally Pipp, that's another good sports ref.

It's true. True. There's got to be a more up-to-date. Got your job taken. Was it Joe DiMaggio that took Wally Pips? Joe DiMaggio. Is that right? I don't know.

It's a good question. You could do Tom Brady. Wood-soed. You could definitely do Tom Brady. I don't want to give him anything else, though. Wally Pipptish sounds cool, though. Like a PIP. Trent Greened?

Trent Greened. Yeah. Okay. There's a lot of different ways you could go with this. Again, ladies and gentlemen, Dylan shivering. Wow, the double-the-trial. Well, we're kind of just all hoping you do something cool with it. I'm seeing Sweens in a red dress.

Is this from last night? I didn't see her. Let me see. Is that from last night? What does that card say? She looks fantastic. If she presented, I missed it, and I apologize. She looks fantastic.

I don't think that's the Oscars. No offense to her. I don't think she's presenting. yet. No, she's not. This is definitely not the Oscars, but she still, look, still holds true. She's doing the Teen Choice Awards. That's not, I don't know why I'm just, I'm doing that to her. She's been nothing but nice to me when I've met her. That's right. I forgot you guys are so tight. You're still doing hot yoga with her? And who was it? Now we're doing, no, we're doing a gladiator class. Who was the other one? Was it Emily Blunt or something? It was Emerada. Oh, Emerada. That's right. Now we're doing a gladiator class.

Really? And then we're going to start high rocks. I don't know. I don't know that one. Are you doing high rocks, Dan? Just, I don't know. But I already, if you want to correction, it was not the Magia. It was Lou Gehrig.

The unit known as Lou Gehrig. Lou Gehrig. Absolute Haas. Hey, Dave, I don't want to get too into your business at home, but is your wife okay with you doing these things with Emerada and Swains? It's purely platonic. Okay. It's crazy that some people, like you, don't think that, a man and a woman can be friends.

I think they absolutely can, but I think if there's an attraction, either mutual or one way, I think it poses a challenge, yeah. Oh, you're saying they're attracted to me? Possibly. I've seen you with those baby blues out there. They see me pushing the sled. Come on.

The high rocks thing. That's what I'm saying, dude. Everyone's attracted to you. When they see me, we also do we do tough mudders. Dude, tough, dude, that kind of fell out of favor. When they watch me scale that wall covered in mud, they're like, damn.

That guy is crazy. That guy years ago, if that guy had been around in like 100,000, not 100,000, that's way too long, but like maybe 500 years ago, he would have scaled the walls of a castle and taken it. You don't hear about mudd, was it, mudders? Tough mutters. Tough mudders. Yeah. Tough mutters, but you did in that bathroom, really. I haven't.

I haven't gone number two in that bathroom today. Yeah, that's not cool. It's not, he didn't. Nobody did. Just had to put it on somebody, and you were right here. Brett did. Not to what it wasn't. I think they're all rucking now.

The tough mutter people, they're just rucking. Tough mutter was like post-crossfit. Or like, tough mutters were like 2016 to 2020. Yeah. That universe is still there. People were just getting scabes. The tough mutter people. Yeah, I'm just wondering what they moved on to because it's not tough mudding anymore.

They just moved. They just, their body started hurt. and they're like, man, you're probably just not. I could just go to the gym and, like, work out for longevity and not, like, wear a Viking helmet. I could see Dan rucking. It's because of the beard. I have ruffed. Yeah, there it is.

Dude's ruck. I want to train, like, Tiger Woods and become a Navy SEAL. Okay. He almost did. Like my boy, Rob. O'Neill. Shout to Rob O'Neill. Been talked about a lot in this office today.

Hey, last week was a great week to join. Patreon, but guess what? You can still join it. We had a great exactly five minutes. We had a very, very good listener voicemails, very controversial listener voicemails, Dan. But reviews have been very positive. Why is it controversial? Sorry, I live. They just, there's just some things that were said that I don't, you know, that people were like, whoa, didn't expect to hear that. But that's, I'm fine with it. So go check it out. Go sign up. It's a great, you could try it free for a week. now's a good time and then tomorrow

we got Randy back tomorrow we'll have a full announcement tomorrow what we're going to do tomorrow technically should be touching circling back on touching base I always screw that up I was going to say touching based but we'll see

because Randy is getting back from Hawaii tonight Hawaii Hawaii so we'll see about it and then next week is Greek week Ooh that's gonna be a fun Get your Greek calls in I want your pledge activity your frat, sorority stores, email Dave at washtamedia.com,

or you can hit the pipeline 888618-48-4422. Leave a voicemail for listener voicemails or leave us a Greek week call, whatever you want to do. Dan, I'm disappointed I'm missing that. You just come back for it? You know, noted Greek member here. He's a noted Greek member. Frat.

You can come back. There are no genes in this room right now. Brian Callan also once called me like a Greek sailor. That's the appearance I have. A Greek sailor. then you are welcome to come back for that that's what dave said holds true okay yeah i'll swing by you're also uh we know you will we heard the listener voicemouse uh we also welcome you to subscribe to our newsletter wash dot substack dot com and subscribe to our youtube youtube com slash circling back go subscribe on all uh outlets uh whatever peach spotify we still doing peach drops

Dude, Dave's a Dave posts on Peach all the time. Peach had a good two-week run. I'm a platinum-level peach user. Is it still around? Can we acquire it? I don't think Peach is, I don't think you can access Peach.

They probably just sold the IP and the data to foreign intelligence or something. I think it peaked at like 250 users and they're like, maybe we should just fold up shop here. There was a day where we liked it in like 2018, 2017, probably. I think we did it like sarcastically.

We thought it could blow up. We wanted to be, you know, ground floor. I think we knew it wasn't going to blow up. Speaking of blowing up, let's talk about this weekend and fun. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up. Bro, there's a crazy event happening.

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It's a great deal, by the way. It is a great deal. 20% off it. Rag dashbone.com with promo. I'm going to coach Steam. When they asked where I heard about them, please tell them circling back to send you. Dan. What did you do over the weekend, Big Dog?

So, golfed on Friday. It was a beautiful day. One of the best days of the year, I think. Friday was great. It was awesome. Would you play? Clay. Yeah, just walked on the clay.

What time? What was it like, as soon as I got out of here, it was like one o'clock, something like that. Okay. Got the round in, I think, like three and a half hours. How's Clay looking? It's good. Yeah, it's running. The greens are good.

It's fine. It's clay, right? You're going to get what you get for the price. You're going to get what you get. Like, I'm a muny boy. Always happened. Shot in 84. I was happy with it.

Left a lot of strokes out there. A lot of short game and putting that is just, you know, you go in cold, you don't practice. That's what happens. Got it. It's okay. Nothing to be ashamed of. Saturday,

went to my co-host Rob Fox's first birthday party for his third son, Sammy, little Sammy. He's got three kids? He's got three kids. Wow. Did not know.

Two of them are gingers, so that's unfortunate. Okay. There's some gingers around, running around here too. Yeah, got to see his brother. I love Tom. Tom is notably in a lot of commercials during college football

and college basketball season. I notice him every time, yeah. Yeah, he sticks out. You would see it. He looks kind of like David Harbour from Stranger Things. Without the baggage? Does David Harbor have baggage? Yeah, he's tough.

Yeah, look into it. I've had a whole album made about him recently. It's a whole thing. Didn't he just, like, wasn't he just mean? No, it's more than that. He stepped out. He was a serial cheater, allegedly. Oh.

She wrote an album about it, and there's a song called P. Palace, but it's not PeeP. Mm-hmm. Gotcha. Up plugs, things of that nature, Dylan. Yeah. But, I mean, Tom looks just like him. Dead Ringer for David Harbor. But you've seen him.

He's in, like, Pizza Hut commercials, ESPN, and Beck commercials when that was a thing. You can't out Pizza the Hut. No, that's the thing about it. I think he was in a Dave & Busters commercial. He's just cash and checks left and right for commercials. Good. I'm glad they're still casting real people. Yeah.

And then... AI's changing everything, Dylan. Sunday. Just watch my sweet boy. Came young. get done at the players championship more on that later and uh yeah recorded my episodes for softcore me and rob record sunday nights we do the main episode in the patreon that drops wednesday and then we record wednesday for the friday episode so check out softcore history wherever you find podcast also

the patreon it's all i make money it's the only way i make money agree i mean i don't know i agree we we also make money on patreon go subscribe to ours subscribe to ours first then dance If you subscribe to both You have money leftovers If you subscribe to both And you can prove and you prove that Hey I just sub both of y'all Dan and I'll do a

Well Dan and I'll do a video together But not like that Like it'll just be us talking to the camera Okay That'd be real excited I've also like never done a good job It'll be like a cameo But it's just me and Dan

Yeah And Dylan will be there too Never done a great job Promoted my own stuff obviously Subs doll Substog famously But But no, even if you don't like history, it's just a vessel for me and Rob to bullshit.

It's much like this, except we just have a topic that kind of keeps us on track. Yeah. What you're trying to say? Good way to describe it. No, I'm just saying it's just kind of like a majority of our audience is like 96, 97% male heavy. Oh, yeah? Because females, I don't think. We're doing a whole week on the Peloponnesian War, so why don't you suck it.

But I don't want to scare anybody off. It's just like, we're just there to bullshit. The history is a vehicle for us to do it. If you've seen the clips, you know. It's Dan. How much can Dan really teach you? He knows a lot, but Dan's just there to, he's there to make jokes. Speaking of jokes, tell us a joke, Dylan.

Tell us about your weekend first. Okay, let me do a weekend. A pretty excellent weekend. Chelsea and I stepped out Friday night, got a little Mexican food. I won't say where because Dave. She tagged the place. Oh, yeah, she did, didn't she? Did she hug the bartender again?

She loves their Mexican martini so much. That's why she posted it. She did not hug the bartender this time. Not that I saw. It could have happened when I was in the restroom or something. I don't know. That was Friday night. That place is three minutes from your home.

Dude, no, it's not. It's like 40 seconds from our home. Y'all need to freaking go somewhere where it. I would love to. I mean, I love this place. No, we could, though. I love this place, but I do, like, other places as well, but Chelsea just wants to keep going back.

Anyway, that's either here nor there. Saturday, big day. Went out to the drip. The Weiner family had a St. Patrick's Day party. I saw the roughs there. I saw the DeFries there. I saw the Merriman's there. Whole situation.

It was a great time. Saw Pierce there. Talk to Micah's dad for a little bit. They had a bartender in the backyard. It was a great little get-together. Probably like a one-on-one kid to parents. ratio. It was a lot of kids.

Yeah, it was wild. Bounce house. Bounce house took a little guy there. Parks had fun. And then Parks had a sleepover Saturday night. So his buddy came over and they did how to sleep over.

And then we went to the pool yesterday because it was like 90 degrees and sunny. And now today the high is like, what, 50 something? Got a little cool front that came through. Very windy last night. That's the thing about the weather in Austin.

It's wait five minutes, man. And that's that, man. Pretty solid weekend, Dave. I got a little color. You probably noticed that. Look the exact same. Like, no, I got color, dog. Okay.

Dan, can you tell I got color? Yeah. See? Good, man. I'll hype you up. Thank you, dude. I'm just saying you look the exact same. So maybe I'm saying you always look like you have color.

You look the same. If you want, I can, like, jack up the saturation. So it really comes through it. You look like in my different race. Okay, Justin Trudeau. Fucking calm down. Not like that. Jesus.

I think maybe like Puerto Rican or something. The first brown boy to get a popping. I don't know if anything you're saying. Okay, I'll shut up. Do you want me to do my weekend now? Yeah. Was that what you guys want? Well, I was out Friday.

Why? Because you play golf. Because Daddy played golf. Daddy played at UT Golf Club. I played in a shamble with Blaine, the accountant. Can I address something, Dave? You don't like the shambl format. No, no, I'm fine with that.

Just more a personal call out of you. Okay. Wow. When earlier in the week, me and Will perhaps broached the topic of golf on Friday, and you already had this planned. I feel like you kind of breadcrumbed us a bit and didn't acknowledge that you already had golf plans. Damn, dude. I told you, I wanted y'all to play.

I really did. Okay. just seemed like, you know, there was a possibility that you were maybe in the mix for golf on Friday. Oh, you're right. And that just wasn't the case. There's a guy out there spraying pesticides,

like bug stuff. And I just hope it doesn't affect our lizards. Um, anyway, it's probably round up. It's not good. I played, um, man,

it was, it was a real, it hadn't been a while. Uh, it was a real tough scene from the T-box. Uh, first T, absolutely came over the top.

and me hit it off the heel, straight left, didn't use it. Luckily, it's a shamble. Blaine, Blaine was great with the driver. I will give them that. We used, I believe, three of my drives, three of my, from the T-box on, like, par fours, par-fives. Par three is I think we used one or two of mine. We got it going on the back. We had a great back.

Did a couple peanut butter jelly shots, which are sneaky better than they should be. I typically avoid stuff like that, but those are good. You ever had one? Screwball or something? screwball what's it mixed with it's just peanut butter jelly shot I don't know what's the jelly aspect

hard to say grape shoes maybe but it's very good no it's like a pre-mixed thing I think it's called a screwball I don't know the younger kids are just screaming right now

because you have screwball whiskey which is peanut butter whiskey that's what it is yeah that's what it is but there is a jelly element I don't know if she adds that whatever doesn't matter people don't care

it was great man we had great weather You know, I had a little hoodie on for the first couple holes. Didn't need it. It was kind of a stretch. But peeled it off. Went out there, got a little sum. It felt good, man.

I putted really well. Friday night, way home, picked up Lupe. I had a backer interaction in the bathroom, but I don't know if it was a backer interaction because the guy didn't ID himself as a backer. He just talked to me about things that, like, a backer would say to me. Like what? What? Washing hands.

He's just like, what's up? He goes, he goes, what did he say? He goes, like, you get in a marg while you wait? I was like, ah, man, I think my food's already ready, sadly. He's like, ah. And he mentioned, like, how him and his wife were going to go to Mats, but it's too crowded or something. That's a backer. But never said, like, love the show or anything.

I was like, all right, man. So it's kind of understood, but still, I was like, he's also wearing a row back. Well, you said he was going to Mats? He said he was going to go to Mats. too crowded. God, go, got, got. So anyway, it was like... It's always too crowded.

You just go. Yeah. Lupé's... That's a backer, though. Shout to him. Friday night, man. Got to bed early. It was great.

I did the classic, like, stop drinking, last drink on, like, the 17th hole. And then that was it for the day. Dude, I put on a rim cycle clinic over the weekend. It was great. I needed it. A rim cycle. Yeah.

I was backed up. I was behind. I'm very confused. I was behind. You just slept really well. I slept really well. Saturday morning. Saturday we knew, man, the main event was the St. Patty's party.

I went, got a pump in. A really good pump. Like a good Saturday morning lift, man. I like a good weekend one because I kind of have a little bit more time. Kind of peacock around a little bit. Go out to St. Paddy's in dripping springs. out there Michael Wines. See y'all out there.

Didn't talk to y'all for too long because y'all left before we did. We were out, we closed it down. We were there. We couldn't get our kids out of the Pounce House. Saw all the names above. Talk to Micah's dad for a long time. We're talking music.

We're talking James McMurtry. We're talking Jason Isbell. We're talking South by. He's like telling me, he's like, I'm going out twice a week, Dave. He's like, I'm getting out there going and watching music. I talk to Cowboys football with him quite a bit. We talked to UT Baseball a little bit.

it too. But it was all in all. Just a great time out there. Had a couple Guinness. Watch Rhodes. Rhodes was playing in the bounce house with an older, bigger kid who was very nice. You still splitting the G? Huh?

You split any Gs? I did not split any Gs somehow. Because they were in plastic cups, I guess. Yeah, that's why. That's the main reason. You don't bring your own Guinness Cup? No, great point. I miss, kind of a miss on Micah's part and my part,

not bringing one and him not having them for the guests. I mean, imagine throwing a party and not having a pint classes for everyone. Can't, we even stayed there. We'll call that out. But yeah, Roaches is in there wrestling in the bounce house. Like, they're having a blast. Like, could not get them out. His love a bounce house, man.

His little brother, Sammy, was kind of, straight up, he's just kind of edging it, like, popping his head in, but didn't want to get in. And finally, like, at the very end. And he got in there. Waiting for the big kids to clear out? Yeah, he got in there. It was just getting tossed around.

Love that. Yeah. Dude, he's got some flow on him, man. I hadn't seen him in a minute. Sammy? Yeah. Yeah, he's got that blonde mullet. We saw Fritz and Charlie there.

Charlie's got a really impressive mullet right now. Charlie's Mollet. I did not know. Yeah, I think, wow. I had not seen that thing. I kept, I would look, I would be, like, waiting in line for the bathroom, and he would just, like, walk over to me. And I was, like, looking around.

And I didn't see Will, and he would just come hang out. He looks like he's the cool guy on a bachelor party right now. Yeah. He's wearing, like, cut off jeans shorts. Yeah, and some pit vipers. Yeah. It's a good, they both have good flow with the freeze kids. But that was a fun time.

It was. Love going out there. 26-minute drive, though, to the drip. It took us, like, yeah, like 21. It was not bad at all. Yeah. Saturday night, you know that was going to be an early night. Watch the Game of Thrones went to bed.

Where are you at? We're in, we just started season three. That's peak thrones. Yeah, we're in peak thrones. Things are happening. Tyrion woke up. It has the big gash on his face. The realm, we'll remember.

Defending, you know. He was a hero, Blackwater Bay. He was. He gets no credit for it. People forget that. Joffrey was hiding. That Joffrey, man. Let's see

Sunday morning Get up Early trip over to Meanwhile Brought the kids over to Meanwhile with some friends It was great Good child spot Great child spot

They got a soccer field You know Soccer field where they had like a yoga mindfulness thing going on for Southai I was like yeah The best place to do yoga And like clear your head is next to the playground At Meanwhile

As there's just like 60 kids just run around Like just going nuts That playground's great, though. It was a good time. Got home, got Sammy down for a nap. I went to hit balls. I officially needed that shamble round to set me straight.

I got some things I had to work out. I was flushing it on the range yesterday with every club except for the driver. I've got every club in the bag working for me, and I'm loving it, except for the big stick. Damn, dude. To the point to where I think there might be something wrong by driver. I'm blaming the driver, dude. It should. It makes no sense.

Two-way miss. thing, but whatever. How much do you think of a 90-90 ball bucket at Grey Rock goes for right now? 14 bucks. How about 18? Oh, wow. Damn, dude, they just keep jacking up the prices at Grey Rock. They're trying to price this out.

They're pushing out the little guy, man. Speaking to that, I told you this earlier. They've got the Rumba ball picker now. They don't have a kid out there with a cart. Damn, they're changing everything. They took his job. They took his job, dude. they've got the big I've never seen one in person

it's just a robot like a big room book going around picking up balls and I'm telling you it is not there's no way it's as efficient as having somebody in there because that thing just stops and starts and it doesn't look like it gets very far it is I don't know man it's very disappointing

they get to save you know 120 bucks a day on whatever they pay that guy and jack up the prices on their golf bullshit I mean even the rounds too right I don't play gray rock anymore because it's like triple digits for a round I haven't played out there in a while. That's crazy if it's triple digits, but that sounds right.

Shout out to the dude next to me, who is farmers carrying two buckets of balls. So that dude just went out there and dropped 36 bucks. Generational wealth right there. To go hit like, 180 balls. And I'm like, dude, you're going to feel so miserable. That's so many balls. That's some Bryson shit. That's great.

And last night, picked up dinner, watched some Oscars, watched a, Watch some world baseball classic. I'm a man of a wide range of cultured man. It's a great time. My boy Timmy got fucking robbed. Shalemae. Everyone's turning on him. I don't understand it.

Yeah. He spoke the truth. He was too true. He was too real for y'all. He shouldn't have came through with the white talks. Too much debt, man. He thinks so? He was due for a heat check.

He tried it out and now there is a backlash. But, dude, Michael B. Jordan. I'm not upset about that win. Yeah. I'm not going to do a full Oscar. Oscar Segg, but I'm not upset. I thought Conan had his B-plus stuff. He was good.

I wanted a little bit better. Monologue could have been better. He had some good bits in between. Yeah. I love Conan. I like Conan, too. Look, man. From like 1997 to 2005,

Conan was goaded. Did he not make any Rob Reiner jokes? No, there was no Rob Reiner. jokes. What joke? There was a very, they brought out Billy Crystal to memorialize him. That Robert Duvall might have gotten his own little memorial thing, but no. Okay. Interesting. A lot of big deaths in Hollywood over the year. So people will be dying. That's that. Wow. People in the jazz saying less Conan. How dare you?

They don't know about. They don't know about real Conan. Back in the day, Conan when he was, watched him at midnight and good simpsons i like i've always been like a low-key conan guy he was doing pimp bot he was doing uh he seems like one of the good triumph the insult like one of the good guys yeah go to s nl rider feels deeply responsible for the murder of rob riner conan yeah i allegedly i thought it was bill hater both of them oh it was at conan's party yeah yeah all right well that's a great way to end my weekend dan thanks uh uh hey This show is brought to you by a new sponsor. We have a new sponsor.

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Dan, your boy Cam Young. I think I was riding with Cam, too. But yeah, you actually put your money where your mouth was. Yeah, got Brett some money as well. Got a bunch of my boys' money. We were all celebrating. Also, if you subscribe to our Patreon Sports tier, I gave that out as well. I give golf picks every week.

Finally got on the board, player championship with Cam. 30 to 1. It's pretty sweet. That's all going to back taxes, but we're digging ourselves out of a hole. Okay. Cam was 30 to 1? 30 to 1. 100 bucks, win 3 grand.

That's sweet. Oh, beg. But how do we eat an elephant? Stumble down the stretch. One bite out of a time, you know? That's right, dude. Man. I wasn't locked into this until eight or nine.

And I was periodically checking it while I was at the driving range and saw Oberg. He was like, oh, he's got this. But we've seen him in a mix before. We've seen him lose a, we've seen him eject a little bit before, saw it at Augusta. Well, he hit an okay Saturday. It's just the guys at the top with him just. also didn't have great days, and he found himself. His lead grew by one, I believe, after Saturday, even though he shot a 71, I think.

Saturday, he just didn't go at it. He just kind of was in neutral. Gutted for Ludwig. He's also one of my boys. I have three golfers that I, like, actively root for. It's Ludwig, it's Hovlin, and it's Cameo. Yeah, I wanted to, I wish Hob would have gone nuclear, but he's trending. I like the way we're trending.

Yeah. But yeah, tough look. I think this is good scar tissue for Ludwig, though. It's a good lesson. He's acquired some scar tissue over the last couple of years. That's okay. He's like been on tour for three years. I remember he was very much in the mix last year at Augusta

where he three putted 17. And it was just because he goes really fast. So when things are going wrong, he just spirals. He needs to kind of just like take a beat. Pop is in like he does and take a beat. Papa Zanhals or Lucy actually we pop Lucy's here we are getting so close to the Masters man Dude hey Dan master's weekend can't come soon enough can't you can't What else?

Cam Young I am I'm a I like Cam Young But I'm not I'm not like oh I He doesn't really He's got a major league baseball Cam rules Yeah it's awesome he I mean it's I noticed that it's hilarious and we've we've joked about it on this show before, but it still makes me laugh every time. Why would the MLB sponsor a professional

golfer? It seems weird, doesn't it? It fits for Cam Young because he kind of comes off like a baseball player. Does he have a baseball background at all? I don't know, but he looks like baseball guy. It's like he played second base for Georgia. He looks like directional school or like Juko, like good player, but like you know,

knew he wasn't going to get drafted and like transition to a couple years in the miners. Spotify Country Singer. who's like really big on Instagram Reels. And then discovered he was really good at golf and just lean into that. Then I mean that in a nice way. Because he's got the beard and the flow.

That's pretty much like your two things you need. He's got a good look. He's rocking the Jesus piece now, just dangling. He's got the chains. Yeah, like he's borderline. I don't know how big he is, how tall he is, but he's baseball guy. Yes. I think he's a normal height.

Normal height, though. But, I mean, it's better than the other MLB sponsor, Ches Revy. It's a weird guy to sponsor. What? Why would they go for Chess Rievy? He's going to be a menace on the Champions Tour in six years. Dude, him and Zij are just going to go back and forth. The kind of shit they write stories about...

He's got the least impressing bills of all time. Who you got right now? Who finishes with more Champions Tour wins? Zijer Chess. Well, Zij is going to have the... Yeah, I mean, he's already got one. He's one for one. Zeej is going to get his for the next, you know,

five to six years before Chess is even there. What are those purses is looking like on the championship? Champions Tour. Like, what's he taking home for? More than they deserve. Like, 900K? Or is it like 2 million? I think it's closer to the, in the K's, but it's still higher than you should be paying

these guys. It's still a good living. Like, nobody watches this shit. I don't know how it's a tour. Right. How do they have big sponsors to pay out purses like that? I don't know. I'm not the one doing it.

I'm sure they haven't figured out. Yeah, you'd be on there right now, old ass. Not yet, dude. Fucking onk status. Fuck you, dude. Anyway, can we move on from Dylan? You guys aren't like big Cam Young guys, though? I like, I definitely like Cam Young.

I like. I'm just not like. He doesn't make you feel anything. He's not in my, my, my, my, my,

my, my, my, I like the paw, I like the paws at the top of the swing. It's sweet, yeah. It kind of, a lot of Hadecki.

I like it. I was going to say, it's kind of like Asian-coded. Yes. The way he does it. Yes. But he's got so much wrong. Dude,

his drive on 18, it was unbelievable. That's like the best drive I've ever seen on that hole. Yes, it literally was the best drive on that whole ever. Given, like, the circumstances. Of all the T-shots on the tour, that one is the least pleasing to me. I can't, I don't know what, I don't know what I would fucking do. That would actually suit my shot.

You just hit it straight into the fucking Pines Straws, like Maddie Fitz. Yeah, but you don't want to do that. I know, but that's where you would go. I know. I don't think I would pull a driver. I am blocking it. Because I can't, I can't shape that way. On purpose, anyway.

Love what Cam did with the driver. but give me that, give me the tiger stinger. That was, that's, that's, that's a, that's a,

so great, yes, but it's not invoked Tiger right now. There's no reason. The 17th, the shot on 17th. You were saying earlier

that he could be trending. The shot on 17th was so good. Yeah, just going at it. He just dropped his balls for everyone to see. 16, dude, that,

uh, that awkward-ass bunker shot that I would stand over and not really know what to even do. Second shot was so abysmal. Um, And then I was worried, I was like, all right, he's got the fried egg out of the bunker. Do not go for the stick. Do not go for the flag.

You're going to put it in the water. Thankfully, he was, you know, logical, went for the green, two-putted, moved on. Made his move on 17. I like to rip on Maddie Fitz as much as the next fellow. He's a sketchers guy. He's just incredibly English. He's built like a bowler. But he, man, the fans are not, not.

They were mean. You can hear it. And I was like, y'all, shut it off. This is a new thing. I think it started with the most recent, what's the one we do against the U.S. The Ryder Cup. I always forget to name it. I don't know why.

I think it's when it started. I mean, that was definitely when we realized. That was bad. And Matt Fitzpatrick Adder was like, oh, this wasn't nothing compared to that. But just unfunny, you could hear when he was in the Pine Straw, I was about to hit that shot on 18. Some dork, probably high school kids are, hey, watch out. There's water over there, Matt.

Oh, dude. Yeah, it's so funny, man. I think a USA champ broke out at one point. Got to. Come on, man. Damn it. I didn't have a problem with it. It was fine.

It wasn't over the line. Rider Cup, yeah, it was a lot. It's just beef. If you're going to say something and they're going to, mics are going to pick it up, can you be creative? Yeah. That's really what you should be scolded for is just being an original dickhead.

Yeah, like, if you want to, if you wanted to go out and be like, oh, dude, watch out. Dude, don't scuff your sketchers. That's good. I would be like, yeah, tip of the cap. Fred on good sirs, fogs. But no. Anyway,

they're on the same TGL team. Yeah. I wonder if that's going to tear the team apart. They had a nice hug. I saw Matt went and congratulated Cam's family. It was a nice touch. How much longer are we going to do this TGL bullshit? Thanks for saying that.

They got your boy, they got your boy Kelsey up there trying to save it. Can't wait. The calcification of America. That's fantastic. As a Philly guy, I totally love it. Can't wait to see Jason Kelsey on everything. What do you give Cam's chance in Augusta? Pretty high.

But again, I think the pick for Augusta, I think this was good for Ludwig. I think I saw 22, 25 to 1 for Ludwig all day. If you win the players, do you want to play the next tournament before the Masters? Do you want to just cool your heels until that one? You need to pick one of the tournaments. Not the valves bar, but...

How often has someone won the players and the Masters? Last two years. Seriously? Scotty and Rory, both won the players in the Masters. So it's happened to last two years. Okay. If it's me, I'm taking some time getting in the gym, just lifting heavy. Yeah.

So I can go in and just crumple the golf ball. Yeah. Okay. I'm just going there and just hitting pissers. Okay. Yeah, that's great. But what do you do you, man? If you want to go lift light and do some cardio, you do that.

I didn't say what my plan would be. God, damn. What's your fucking deal? Always something. This guy over here fucking inclining 75s. No. Dan's doing 225s.

Yeah, we're back. Shoulder's all the way back. I was wrapping 225 on incline. I feel... It's a mile so good. When you've had a... Dude, I guess this goes for any kind of injury, but like if you're a guy, every guy

after 30, if they work out enough, they will at some point encounter a shoulder injury. Severeity, you know, varies. But they're, be a time when you're like you have an extended amount of time where you can't lift as much as you used to and you have to lift significantly less. It's humbling. But once you get back to that spot, it's a mental hurdle and it feels great.

The cure to male depression is rep in 225 on the clock. I don't even need male friendship. It's just my only friends are in the gym, dumbbells. My friend D. Bell. I don't touch any dumbbell under 40 pounds. Anything else on the players, that's good. It's a good segue. It's a pre-seg.

Yeah, that's a pre-sac. That's being a professional right there. Fuck yeah, Dylan. Yeah, dude. It's a good pod in there. Before we get over to... Our friends out Lubbock Way. Squarespace.

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don't get pulled over in post. They're not nice. Oh, going up through Lubbock, here I am. You're going to make your way to the football facility? Yeah, they said they're going to offer me a walk on. Okay. So this has been making the rounds. I think it hit Twitter yesterday.

There's a video. I don't know who this guy is taking a tour through their facility there. And I also don't know who the other guy has in the video talking about what's going on. But they have removed all dumbbells in the weight room under 40 pounds. Dan, hit the video for us. We're not going to be weak. That's great. If you want to do some light, side race,

you're still going to do four years. That's how it is. That's how it is. That's so funny. We have 20s. It's with the background music. I had a straight coach once in Penn State that took out the two and a halfs. If you can do two and a half more, you can do five pounds.

Yeah. That's fair. Yeah. So we got our quote up there. there's no substitute for strength, and there is no excuse for the lack of it. We're not going to be weak. If I tried to lateral raise a 40-pound dumbbell, I would tread something in my shoulder. It would not be a good situation.

I think that's probably most people. That's a lot of weight. And like, if you're a 330-pound nose tackle, like, maybe you can do that. Yeah, you're a Division I athlete, you're a big boy. But if you're a 195-pound wide receiver, I don't think you're doing that. So I'm, okay, well, I did think this is a little performative and obnoxious. I did really enjoy how much fitness Instagram and Twitter went after them. They were so mad.

This isn't funny. They were so mad. Why do they think they have to do this? Tech or the... Tech? No, I agree with everyone making fun of it. It's a mindset, dude. There are so many practical uses for dumbbells that are lighter than 40 pounds, just getting warmed up.

Maybe cooling down at the end of a workout. What's the one you do? What's this one called? This shoulder one? I don't know what you're doing there, bud. Maybe they just don't want their, like, wider receivers only doing arms. It does make guys like me not do arms because I'm not curling a 40-pound dumbbell. No.

It's not a shocker to anybody. Repping out with a 40-pound dumbbell curls is not easy to do. You have to be a man of strength. Yeah. But they're like only. compound lifts maybe for the football team. We're not doing glamour muscle shit. Like maybe go under, like under 20. Get rid of the tens and the fives and the two and halves. Okay. What if you're just looking to burn out?

Tears some muscle fibers. You got to burn out with 40s, dog. I mean, I won't have a problem with that. This is so stupid. I'll burn out my life with those. This is so stupid. Who are they trying to impress? Made the playoff last year. They had a great season. Don't get me wrong here. How many points do they score? How many did they score?

Zero. They didn't score any. They scored as many points as us. Shut up by Oregon. Good football team, Oregon, obviously. Gave up some points to James Madison the week prior. But you can't, uh, you can't get three. Can't get three for a part.

They were, their defense hung in there as well as they could. Maybe their arms got a third now. We're about to go get checked. Their arms were just fried from working now. Wait, say again. Cowboys got a third round pick now. We're about to get Jacob Rodriguez in the third. That'd be a good one.

Got to get him in studio. Very instinctual. Oh, man, there would be nothing better than him just frame-mogging Dylan. I would love to have him in here. I don't know when he's ever going to come through Austin, but he's welcome in here any time. I would love to talk to him about his cowboy hat, the Bronco crease, about lifting only 40s in the gym, stuff like that.

He would... His helicopter pilot wife? His helicopter pilot wife. pilot wife from I sure is a lovely young lady. Bad ass. She kind of stunning on you a little bit too. She did reply to me, yeah. Yeah, I was watching a little baseball last night.

It's about that time, the great game. Not only was I watching Oscars, I was watching baseball. Which one was I watched on my phone and which one was I watched it on the TV? You'll have to just imagine, because I think the results may upset you. Are we talking world baseball classic right now? No, we're talking Savannah banana mix or whatever. It's pretty sweet, though. America's got two teams, obviously America and Italy, because they're all American.

Yeah. Yeah. We taught the world how to eat. And play baseball. And play baseball. I kind of want Italy to win it all. I mean, if we're not going to win it all, we want Italy. Like, it's objectively funny.

We have two teams. Team two is going to win it all. Dan, have you ever seen the, we've definitely referenced it on here, the, I believe it's the Calcio-O-E-O-Sorico. Excuse me? In Italy. It is a, it's the neighborhood game in Italy in Florence, which is just basically, like, look it up. A rugby. It's like rugby, but with, like, actual fighting.

How do I spell that? C-A-L-C-I-O-S-T-O-R-I-C-O. Okay. So Italian rugby? They're not like a huge rugby nation. Dude. I mean, this isn't even like, like, rugby. There's like really nothing

like sporty about this. It's just like it's fist fights on a field with a ball. It's not Italian rugby. It's C-A-L-C-I-O-S-T-O-R-I-C-O. Again, you're going way too fast. I'm doing 12 different things. You can't be speaking that. Calcio.

Calcio. C-A-L-C-I-O. There we go. Dan learned how to look up images on Google. Yeah, you like Google Images. So yeah, dude. It's just like different neighborhoods in Florence are represented and they just run around and just, they legit just fight.

Yeah, that's a, yeah, that's a, what? Yeah, dude, it's sick. This is some alpha male shit that I'm not ready for. What I'm getting at is, I don't really know how much baseball they're falling over there. Like, are they even going to care if they win this? I mean, they'll care, but like, they're me, uh. That guy's just squaring up.

Chinchin. Dude, it's insane. I'm telling you. What the hell? I went to this. Did you? Yeah. Was it awesome?

It's bizarre. They do this in the Coliseum? They do it just on Florence. They probably do it other places in Italy. I don't really know. But yeah. Anyway, baseball. Can I talk about this since we're on baseball?

I've been watching a lot of college baseball lately. I think I've caught at least a little bit of every Texas game so far. Did you go to the baseball game with Brett or now? I didn't go to the game. He left that game early, by the way, when Texas had a four-run lead in the ninth in the Ole Miss. That's such a miss. Ole Miss came back with the extras and won it in the 11th. I just love how committed it is to Old Miss as an institution, even their baseball team.

There was a game out in Athens, Georgia over the weekend. They were hosting the volunteers of Tennessee. And in the ninth inning, the top of the ninth inning with Tennessee down by one with a runner on, some guy, his name is Stone Lawless, which is a hell of a name. Is Tennessee still really good? No, not this year. Well, you know they lost their head coach. Right.

He went to the Giants, San Francisco, Tony Betelow. And it's Tennessee. They still have some talent on the team, but they're not nearly as good as they were the last couple years. And this dude steps up to the plate and hits what he thinks is a go-ahead home run in the top of the ninth, slams his bat down. And Dan, just play the video. I think we're ready for it. Have you seen this, Dave? Yeah, this is tough.

The freshman, first of all of it. Slams his bat down, which if you follow Tennessee over the last few years, you know that they do this kind of shit all the time. And then he gets robbed. And that is a game ending robbed home run. Okay. That's so good. Let me say something about the catch.

Let's watch the catch again. He didn't make like an absurd catch. I mean, that's a good catch, right? 20 of left fielders don't make it, but like, that's a catch you want your guy to make. Given the situation. That's a tough play, dude. You're right. That's a great catch.

And I'm saying it to point out the fact that that ball, like, he did not, like, his reaction didn't match how well he hit the ball. Because, like, clearly, like, it would have barely cleared the fence. What if I told you that Tennessee, their home field is a cracker jack box? It gets fucking small. Really? They have one of these smaller... They're 320 down the left field line. Okay.

320 down the left field line. It's 350 in Georgia. Oh, this guy just didn't know the park. I think it's the smallest stadium in the SEC, but, I mean, it's a home run hitter's ballpark, for sure. They didn't know the park. And so if he were at home, this thing clears by 20 feet. That's crazy.

But he played at a real ballpark finally. It's so embarrassing. You can't... You can't do that. Yeah, they're only 390 to center field in Knoxville, which is not, it's just just a small ballpark. Dude, parks could go yard there. Maybe not, but, but, you know, it's easy. Dude, I'd just be slapping it around everywhere. Just finding the gap.

That's all I'm doing, dude. So, move the runners. College baseball is really fun. I know it's not, you can't always find it on TV. You've got to know where to look, but if you get a chance, tune in. SEC baseball is really exciting. There's a lot of good teams. A lot of it is.

I got to go through the app. Yeah, the ESPN app to watch Texas games. A&M, but you've got to give a shout out. Because baseball guys, baseball dugouts, celebrations, there's always some shit going down. Everybody celebrates in their own way. Maybe their team Italy is popping espresso. Team USA is, I don't know,

bringing in Rob O'Neill to talk about Ice Bin Laden. And then this. And then, you know. Play this one, Dan. Baseball has just, like, the top tier of ch chaches. It's so perfect. Baseball guys are weird, man. They're just weird.

It was even weird. It was weird back. It's always been that way. Like, the gay humor stuff has just been, it's been ingrained in the baseball culture for a long time. I think baseball is just, it's because it's so, it's slow. So there's a lot, there's obviously a ton of downtime between pitches. So it's just like, we've got to just make each other laugh. Remember the O'Dore story?

where they jerked off. She's brother. Yeah, yeah. Odor's brother, who's also, I believe, named the same name. Rood-Rudad, yeah. I think they got in trouble

for, like, jerking off a teammate. There's something there, yeah. Yeah. That's true. Like, they pinned him down and jerked, allegedly. You shouldn't do that. Yeah, you don't want that getting out.

That is assault. But yeah, let's play this clip. This is just, I just don't know if I'm doing this with the boys or anybody, really, during the game. Just an aggressive ass slap. And then, by the way, whoever 46 is is huge.

Look how much bigger he is when he stands up. This is some shit. Like, if I saw, okay, baseball guy's weird, right? Baseball locker rooms are a weird place. If I saw this happen in my high school locker room, we're like, oh, the guy, we're just, you know, we're just being guys. Just guys being dudes. But I don't think I would do it out in broad daylight where the cameras are.

I don't want, I don't want, you know, the public to see me doing this. Logistically, though, it's just really hard to hit it from behind with a guy that tall. That guy is, that's a massive man. How's A&M's baseball team? Pretty good? They're like in the 20, they're in the 20th somewhere. They're decent. Okay.

But they're not top tier. They're not top tier. They're not top tier. They've got a few cool guys. We actually, actually, we didn't hand out any business to them, but they got a couple cool guys, yeah. Texas right now is the best team in the SEC according to the polls. They're ranked number two behind you. You know, sprinkle little money on them to win the national championship?

Man, they're set up really well. They have a really, really good pitching staff. Like their Sunday starter is one of the best starting pitchers in all of baseball. That's how good. That's how deep their staff is. Offense is good. They don't have a ton of power. Offense is good.

I think they're set up to win, mostly because of the pitching staff. I'm set up to win because I've been locked up. I've been dialed in, subscribed. to Lucy. Ooh, buddy. 100% pure nicotine, always tobacco-free. Lucy breakers or nicotine pouches with an extra surprise. Dylan's got one in right now.

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People are saying Dan Dillon could throw an iPhone from the center field fence in Knoxville. Yep. Dan, how far do you think you can throw on an iPhone? Not far. I mean, I have a decent arm. I can probably throw a football

55, 60 yards. That's like top one percentile. Yeah, 60 yards is a very long way. I'm closer to, I'd say 50, 55. Maybe in my youth. I mean, I play, you know, intramural quarterback for Fiji. Damn, Jonah Williams.

He played intramural quarterback for Fiji, he says. Yeah, 500 quarterback here. What? Jonah Williams, the football slash baseball player for Texas is out for this baseball season. Just announced shoulder surgery. Love that kid. This dude's made a glass, man.

You guys excited for March Madness? He's so fucking talented, but he can't stay healthy. You want to know the truth? Yeah. No. Well, because your bailor bears are naked? Not even that. I just don't.

I mean, I like watching future Mavs. Got some future potential. It's like one of the best freshman classes of all time. It's a great class. You're right. Texas made it. My school finally made a goddamn tournament.

Texas didn't make it, did that? Yeah. You all made it? They're in the playing game. Oh, my God. Yep. That seems a little. That seems a little dismal.

They crowned them. They had a couple big. They had some good wins. They had some good ones, but they definitely stumbled down the stretch big time. They didn't lose their last two? OU and Ole Miss, whatever.

The SEC attorney. Good for them. Bad year for Baylor. Scott Drew's got to figure it out. It's a down year. They need to get, they drum, what, drum ting? Okay, state coach,

they can get him back. He's good, he was on the Natty team. He was an assistant during the Natty year. Great defensive coach. What's up, Dan? You're panicking? See him my headphones are. Still on.

But no. I mean, I'll get more into it. But like right now, like, I, I'm getting the bracket texts from, like, emails and names. I don't even, I don't remember who they are. And I'm just like,

man, I don't fucking do this right now. I'm like a day before guy. I grew up just like a massive college basketball fan, just Philadelphia, the Big Five. Sure. Huge Villanova fan, St. Joe's, of course, that undefeated season,

very similar to what Miami of Ohio is going through right now, where they were just getting so disrespected. Granted, Miami. Where do they end up? They're in the playing game, which I love. They have to play SMU to get in. That's kind of... No, they didn't play anybody, Paul.

They didn't play nobody. I'm good with the team who could win that many games. Although, again, I'm the guy who just said he doesn't care. So whatever. Hey, fuck him, dude. Shout to my pony. Shout out to KJ. Anything with the chat?

I want to send Dan off appropriately. We just have... Let's see. It's the full week of Dan. Speaking of Texas, can we get a friendly wager for our Longhorn Wolfpack matchup tomorrow night, Dylan? Do you want to put some money online or any type of maybe bleached asshole? Whatever. I saw that made its way back into the subreddit.

Why did that get brought up? They bring it up every few months. Back to work out? Yeah, tell them, tell them, yeah. I'm new here. What is the deal? Like, so that's something you do frequently or never? What is it?

Yeah, Dan was there for that one, I believe. Yeah, it's back door cover. Backdoor cover. It was supposed to bleach your buttock-door. I was supposed to bleach my two-hole because I lost a pick-um-bett situation to Ross. And this was, gosh, I don't know. 2016? Yeah, 10 freaking, no, it wasn't 2016.

Yeah, maybe. Yeah, it was nine or 10 years ago at this point. We've been podcast in the decade. I don't know. Was that a different show? It was a different company. So what is that? What are you trying to say that doesn't follow you?

The statute has expired. Mike had getting the backdoor cover feed was kind of bullshit. We've talked about that, Dan. The fuck? Seriously. We couldn't even take touching base with us. You got to do it with the Irishman. Yeah.

I don't know. Also, Mike didn't invite me to his goddamn child's birthday. Damn, dude. I see how it is. You're just St. Patrick's Day. I've invited them out several times go watch fights. Always blows it off. Whatever.

Fuck them. Damn. Wow. Dylan, the unbleached. I've remained unbleached, but you know, you never know. I know it smell crazy in there. No, it smells just fine. Anyway, gross.

Dan, you've been a treat, man. Seriously, Dan, thank you for your help, dude. You've been awesome. It's a, I've missed having Dan in the building. Go subscribe to Softcore History. Yeah, yeah. It's the only way I make money, so go to patreon.com social. And if you subscribe to us as well, I don't know.

We might do something. Dan and I, I don't know. I don't know. I just want to, like, do, like, a thing. I couldn't think of anything. They'll do a shirtless video and send it to you. They'll pop top. We'll pop top.

Yeah, maybe we will. Fine. I've got bad, I got golf tan lines going, which I love. But I don't, I don't really want to put it on video. Also, man. I would like to see that. I'll shave my chest. I trim it.

I don't do a full shave. I do try a little bit. You got time. Yeah, I do. Yeah. So, anyway. All right. Thanks, everybody.

Someone's going. What? Just be funny. If somebody, like, I wasn't expecting it and they just got a video this is just too short and you're like, hey, thanks for subscribing to our podcast.

Thanks for subscribing. You're a real one. It's popped up. Oh, man. We love you, Dan. Thank you. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye.

Bye-bye.