Circling Back - Texas Tech, Sports Feasting, & Dih Bih Gah | Circling Back 6-1-26

Episode Date: June 1, 2026

The boys recap the Weekend in Fun, Texas Tech coach Joey McGuire put Texas on Front Street, Dillon is sportsfeasting, a new character dropped, and Dave had a day at the Dell Diamond. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ • (00:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (10:00) Recapping This Weekend in Fun • (34:05) Joey McGuire puts Texas on Front Street • (48:15) Dillon is Sportsfeasting • (1:01:40) Dih bih gah • (1:10:00) Dell Diamond Dave Support This Episode’s Sponsors: - BetterHelp: Sign up and get 10% at https://betterhelp.com/circling - Leesa: Go to https://www.leesa.com/ for 25% off mattresses PLUS get an extra $50 off with promo code STEAM, exclusive for our listeners. - Earlybird: Get 20% OFF your order with code WASHED at https://earlybirdcbd.com/ - Fitbod: Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at ⁠https://fitbod.me/steam Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. We're back podcast Monday morning. Welcome to the show. My name is Dave. It's officially a master's ticket season, dude. I need to apply, bro. I just apply, dude. I buy guys for like all the tickets.

Dude, I feel like this is my year, dude. I feel like I'm for sure going to get a couple. I have, uh, I have completed my. application and I respectfully I will I will respect whatever decision they should make. The good yeah the good people at Augusta national the fine people at Augusta National golf in fact in fact I don't know probably dander red of trabecki producing hi Dave Monday am I right oh you're right no no I am not all right you want to know why Dave I've been I've been appreciating your snack runs and I got some Kirkland pistachios here.

You like it a nuts. I love pistachios, but they're deselled. And for some reason, I thought I would like it, but I don't. It feels like I didn't earn it and I do not like it. Oh, my steak too juicy. No, no. I feel like I should earn the pistachio and just having a handful of them. Oh, you want onion nut? Dude, peeling pistachios sucks.

You suck. What are you talking? You suck. It's a, I just shushed you. It's an office snack. It's an office snack. You don't need to deshell the office. Yeah, we're not over here.

Yeah, what are you doing? I feel like I didn't earn it. Earning it sucks. They do the shitty part for you. David Goddons. Sometimes it's about the journey, not the destination. And the journey is deshelling a pistachio. Oh, the nut was too easy.

Just eat. Enjoy, there's 15 grams of protein in that little thing right there. I'll stick to the cashews. If you go to, if you get like a chicken sandwich, are you disappointed when they cook it for you? Like, you know? No. I'm not about these hand-offs. You guys are about these handouts, and I'm over here earning my pistachios.

L'Afei fair, Randy. I don't care about earning a pistachio. That's my intro. Want to go on to Dylan? Okay. Gosh, weird, man. All right. Dylan, can you?

I appreciate the pistachio run. Actually, I, dude, I don't know what I'm having shirt problems, Doug. I don't know, man. But this one's not doing the thing that my other shirt did. I mean, I just saw a navel. That was a little lower. In orange? Anyway, I think you did a great snack run.

I like the pistachios. I'm just going to compliment you to get back on your good side. Dave is mad. I'm not going against his snack run. I'm going against Kirkland for not, for, for, for, for you showing. I will go to Costco today. I've got a, I've got a, my annual physical at like 2.30. Mm-hmm.

Dennis time. After that, I was planning on hitting Costco. Do you want me to get, do me to go out of my waiting? get shelled pistachios for you? No. Because I'm going to. No, that's fine. I don't need that.

I like the cashews, I like the mix nuts, the, the, whatever the vanilla stuff you got was good. 15 grams of protein in that little thing right there. That's a really good. That's a lot of bang for your buck. That's more than two. It's bang for your buck, buddies. 18 grams of fat. Yeah, healthy fats.

They're nuts. Yuck of this. I'm not going to go over that and yucka that, man. You don't have it? No, I never once yucked anything. And you're trying to get somebody else to yucka for you? Can you imagine. You're a sucker.

Do you imagine the Yucca scores in his pantry at home, dude? Just trash. It's true. It's like cocoa puffs. Twinkies, shit like that. Don't eat Twinkies. I don't have twinkies. Zebra cakes.

Yeah. Zebra cakes are gas. Debegat. Cosmic brownies. Ho-hoes. Not ho-hoes. Swiss rolls. Ho-hoes are the hostess brand.

Swiss rolls are way better. Little Debbie's is way better than the hostess across the board wow dude cool man oh i'm happy to be here though man i'm happy to be here why you um you gotta take that top you got to stop hugging my shirts look does it not look like he's just begging to get that top button busted oh oh it's a chill shirt you got chest hair in the picture it's a chill shirt yeah of course it is you two buttoned up it's a linen shirt that's right heart hair people might be offended do another one or turned on so we had Mike in here bawling out.

I don't want to turn on people. Balling out. Did he have both balls out? No. I said he had great performance. He bawled out when he came in here, as he often does. I might need to do a pants only in the studio. It was close.

Let's just say that. Okay. But no ball? No ball. That's important. It's not good for the algo. No, algal does not like testicle. Christ.

Anyway. All right. Thanks for helping on, Micah. Last week was great. Shut it down on Mike on Thursday. Listener voicemails was a great episode. Tuesday. What do we do?

What do we do? Following Tuesday, the previous Tuesday. Touching base, circling back on touching base. Before that, oh, like two was Tuesdays ago. No, I don't know. Bachelor, bachelor. Oh, yeah, yeah. What's tomorrow?

Tomorrow will be cold calls. Yeah. I'm going to put up the form. I want you to submit your stuff, and I will hopefully give you a cold call. And if you're someone who I've said, I'm going to call you and didn't have a chance to because the show just ran long, I apologize. It happens sometimes. It's nothing personal.

It's just I have to go with what I think will create the best conversation with the fellers. And, yeah, I regret the air. A newsletter hits the inbox every Friday. Wash.substack.com. Check it out. It's very good. It's very good. Last Friday was great. It's worth your time.

And then, as always, you can watch your show live on YouTube.com slash circling back, or you could go back and watch the video there. Just go subscribe to our YouTube. Also, subscribe to us on Spotify. You can watch the video on Spotify as well. Yeah, you can see Dylan's shirts just busting. Yeah, you can see Dylan. Sometimes you get a little sneaky skin from your boy.

Mm-hmm. Just happens, man. I almost think you want to roll the sleeves up a little bit, too. Sometimes I do, but I'm a little chilly. I'm a little chilly. It was chilly. today. I'm a little chilly.

That air conditioning is really pumping. It's making up for how it's going to probably go out in a month. Don't say that. I'm a little chilly. I mean, you're right. We're all thinking it. Yeah. We're all thinking it.

We can't go over to snooze this time. You can get a bloody merry. It's kind of sad. It's kind of sad walking by that snooze. Even though I didn't really care for snooze that much. Like, walking by it with the sign peeled off, but you can still see where the letters were. It just looks. Have we talked about it yet on the podcast?

We went to the new one. Is it open? Let me tell you something. The food's better. That's great to hear. The food is better. Is the menu the same? Went with Parks and Chels.

We each got different things and everything on our table was really good. What did you get? Glizzy? I got, I think I got some, I got an omelet. It was quite good. They have a Denver omelet that is pretty good. It was quite good. Yeah.

So the kind of store front across from us is getting torn down and mixed-use condos are getting put in there. So that'll be really fun dealing with that construction coming in the morning. They have a sweet potato pancake. It's got some popcorn on it. Fantastic. I did a little sweet potato thing that's over the weekend. I'll get to that in a bit.

I can't wait for that. That's going to be awesome. I can see you're salivating. That's going to be so sick. Is that drool coming out of your mouth? I don't think so. What's going on? Are you okay?

Yeah, great. You got rabies? No, I'm great, man. I'm not drilling at all. Okay. Tune in to Spotify to see if he was drooling or not. Sheesh. Pulled the tape.

Oh, goodness. What else? Intern. Intern Jaden's out there. We got to get him in a hot seat at some point, man. Yeah, I didn't want to bring him in today. Let's just drill his ass with questions. Yeah, he's out there.

I put him on the story. He's watching this live right now. What a one to start off on. Shout out, Jaden. Yeah, he's talked him out there. He's watching live. Yeah, I know. Yeah.

So you just shot him out through. I was shouting him out through the wall. Very cool. Sick. We'll see if he's still there when the show's over. Yeah, it didn't turn quit already. He just left. So you watch, is he head phoning it or is you just listen?

It'd be funny if he like. Just listen. Yeah. And like, we just waited to see how long it took Brett to like say something. Like, hey, man. can you just headphones Randy you could offer them those giant cans

you got on your head there these ones they fit better than they used to I also have some other ones over here They don't look as funny as they did sadly Yeah I'm sorry You want me to go back to them being funny

No No you're good You're good Did me again What What was that Why did you try to do Just reading ahead on the rundown

That's a good picture. That's a guy who puts his balls out for his podcast. What's he eating there? It looks like a crustacean? What's going on there? Yeah. It's a visual show. The crustacean family.

Let's talk weekend of fun. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled out by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and they'd go with it.

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It's the same. Man. Let's go out this weekend. Parks is officially summertime. School is out. Had a big graduation on Thursday. Talked about that a little bit. But he's had a party, a pool party on Friday.

Thursday. Sorry. Kid had a lot of fun, man. Supposed to go out with Chelsea on Friday. I talked about Van Horns for her birthday. She's a little bit under the weather. So we had to put that on hold. Notice you didn't offer that Rezi up to anybody.

What's going on there? Officially postponed. What'd you do at that? I never think to do that. I don't know. Yeah, because you're selfish. I think it's because every time someone's off someone offers me a resi, I'm like, no, I'm good. Yeah, I can't.

Yeah. I'm sorry for being selfish about the Van Horn's Residence. I wouldn't have gone. They charge $25 per person for a cancellation if you do it like, like less than a day out. Come on. So I pleaded in my case. I emailed them. I said, look, the wife's sick.

We would love to go. We're going to come. We're going to reschedule. We're going to be back. Please don't charge me. And they didn't. I appreciate that. That's good business.

That's a new stake house. If they had, I don't know if we're going back. Also, you could be like, hey, by the way, go look at Twitter right now. We're like, we're recommending y'all to dudes coming in town for bachelor parties. So, like, not that you need the work or the need the business. You guys are doing great. But, you know, I'm just saying we're gassing you up. Also, my absolute dog, my absolute boy runs the Sunday Scaries account.

He's just going to air you guys out if he charged me. That's what I said. That's something he'll do. Yeah, he will. He won't do that. Hollow threat. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you who I will air you out in a customer survey.

I'll tell you that. Yes, you will. You saw me type in. Yes, you will. I didn't know anybody. Not Van Horns, by the way, different established, different outfit. It was an automobile place. Other than that, Chelsea is about to close on her condo.

So we're getting rid of us. Facebook marketplace. I did sell the things I needed to sell. So I got that dog. Sold the couch? And table and chairs. And that's out of the way. And so we closed on that tomorrow.

Did you ever sell that couch you used to have, that black leather one? So, yeah, we sold that stuff. And her job is tables, David. Yeah, we close on her place tomorrow. That would be exciting with the squad. Deal close only, dude. Took care of a sick wife over the weekend. And so I watched a lot of sports, and it was very good to me.

Fulk, yeah, dude. The sports were great. Fuck, yeah. We'll talk more about that in a minute. Parks had a buddy sleepover on Saturday. They play their Zarkar. Shout out to his absolute boy. uh we did jets good choice per your rec i went with the regular i didn't get deep dish you're the one

is on the regular right someone is no is it will maybe i've had it it's good um it's good okay yeah i wanted something a little bit lighter i mean pizza it's it's gonna be heavy no matter what but i did jets as well nice that's a little tease to my week guys played the zah card hey how much you wait your turn david yesterday watched a lot of baseball and a lot of softball it was fun I'm loving the, call it, the baseball, softball. There are games on all the time. The games go until like midnight. It's great.

There's almost with NIL, and especially in softball, there's like a storyline for every game. It's like, well, she played here for two years. Yeah. She won a couple natties. Texas Tech. And now she's here. They just keep poaching all like the best players from the teams that they're playing in the tournament. So there's, yeah, it's been fun.

Yeah. It's kind of weird. No real team culture, but like, shout out to the Lady Red Raiders. Got it done. it was a good game i took our group chat was blowing up it's a good squad red wouldn't know because he left it but our group chat was blowing up and i was like i guess i should tune in yeah i did too i did too and that's it man a lot of sports a lot of sports man me you want to know what i did randong randy so friday left here went immediately to the pool

went uh had a little bit of pool day uh then went out to leroy and lewis for the burger. I had to show the girlfriend it's my favorite burger I've ever had in my life and it was delicious I went downtown I went to Trader Joe's

for the first time that was interesting Did you go downtown like out downtown post burger? It was just like the next day This was the same day I got I want to dig in a little bit more

to Leroy What did she have? She had the burger too We got we both got We got two burgers And we got the pimento cheese And chips Did you go through the main

line or did you go off to the secondary? We went to just straight to the bar. And honestly, at the time that we went, it probably would have been quicker to go on the main line. There was like no barbecue line. It was really nice. So like Friday at like six o'clock, there was like no one there. Leroy and Lewis, I believe got a Michelin Star. They did. They did. They got to post it right there. If you're coming in town, Randy's, Randy's favorite burger. I've had the burger. It's very good. I think it's definitely top three for me in town, maybe top two. Maybe the best. I need to have it again. It was a long time ago. But Okay.

You need to try the carpenter Hallburger. I will. You need to do it. I will. I definitely will. Yeah, that's my little secret place. There's a, they have a steak free tonight that you have to, I think, book out like three weeks or maybe three months in advance. It's a friend did it.

Friend in town did it. Let me tell you. Pricy. Pricy? They, you don't pick your steak. They will bring you out a giant and then slice it up, like a big old, just big old piece of meat. Interesting. And you're not getting out of there for.

Many dollars. What's the damage? I didn't, I didn't ask him. He told me, though. I do have another friend that went out. Maybe I'll ask him what the damage is. Okay. And then we went to the Baked Bear downtown, which is an ice cream cookie sandwich place.

Dill love this place. It's nothing but sugar. I know he loves it. I'm taking parks. I'm familiar with it. It's very good. Dylan sent me a Slack video. Nope.

That's dancing bear. Okay. I saw that. I'm not really sure what I'm going to do with that. Don't Google that, folks. If you're at work. Why did you send me? I didn't.

It's a company. I didn't show you anything. It looked good on your story. It did not. A lot of people comment like, this doesn't look appetizing. I'm like, yeah. No, it looked really good. It was, it was good.

I got the, I got cookie monster cookie. I got the baked bear, blue bear thing. It's a cake batter with brownie bits and sprinkles. Okay. And then a butter cookie that has, it's a yellow cake and maybe butter and powder sugar. You say yellow cake? It was a yellow cake cookie Colin Powell over here

Don't get that one We share our birthday Mass destruction Did you know that? You and Colin Powell? Mm-hmm All right Yep

So that was So you were born the day Kurt Cobain Allegedly Passed on to the next plane Yeah What do you think about that, Dylan? I've been saying it man

We lost a We lost a legend And gained another one Same day Yeah That's me So that was Friday. Saturday.

The rest of the weekend was kind of just getting the stuff done around the place. Hung some curtains. Now it has a nice woman touch on it. That like, my place actually. Woman touch on. Hung some curtains. Did some bath shelves.

We went out to Texas Keeper cider on Saturday. Did a little charcutory board and it had some cider. Man, you're stepping out, dog. Yeah. Would you just calm the fuck down? This guy. I know, right? Why don't you just slow,

down. No. And then... Getting cider? Yep. Are you done with mead? No, no, no. I'm not done with me.

I feel like she's changed you, dog. She hasn't changed. You're not even doing... You're not doing meat anymore. I will be doing meat. It just has to run fair. I mean, I had so much meat. I haven't made my own meat in like three years.

How long does meat stay good in the fridge? I mean, I don't even put it in the fridge. It's just like wine. Meat is wine. It's just from honey instead of grapes. So it's just in the bottom of my pantry. So I'm assuming it's still good I don't know I'll let you know if I drink it

And I don't come in the next day It's Rea Time It's Rea Time. It's Rea Time Saturday night Watched a movie called Swapped on Netflix. It's an animated film What was that? Swapped It's an animated film about

Some creatures in the forest That change bodies and learn about each other Shapeshifter's? No. More of like Oh, these groups don't like these groups don't like these groups. It's empathy, Dylan. Yeah. Yeah.

Got it. Dylan would call it woke, but I thought it was pretty good. And then Sunday, we went out to Opa for Bingo, and I won. Oh, wow. Dude. I got a free margarita. You, man, you're going out. That's pretty dope, man.

Bleak in no more. No more weekends. Take that Reddit. He told me in 2012 that Randy would win bingo at Opa. I'd say, gang. style. That's good, dude. Opel Gingham style.

I walk by that place quite often. Do I need to be eating food there? Is it good? Yeah. The Giro I had, I think it was some of the best Tziki sauce I've ever had. Okay. Because, you know, I usually just go to Kava and get their corporate slop, which is not that great for my Mediterranean fix.

I thought it was quite good. I had a golden god, which was Crack and Rum, which, of course, is like. Like Crackin? Like the Crackin, at least a great. It's 94 proof. I did not know that people make cocktails with that, but it was Crackin, St. Germain, lemon, pineapple, and coconut.

It was one of the best cocktails of her head. That'd be a guy. But that's about it. That was my weekend. It was a fun time. Did a lot of stuff, got a lot done around the office. Good weekend for Randall. No more weekends.

Suck it. What an exciting time in young Randy's life. You could still have a bleakend. Don't worry. Yeah, I could. You got to, you got to, have one of those every now and just to make you appreciate

the all the other stuff. True, true. Dave, what did you get into this weekend? He's all grown stuff over there. He's all grown stuff over there. It is, man.

This guy. Oh, man, I had a, I had a busy, busy weekend. I felt like, uh,

had something going on the whole time. Uh, when hit golf balls Friday afternoon. Um, it, it wasn't good. It was very hot. and I didn't, I couldn't get into a groove,

and I ended up just kind of hate, like the last probably 30 golf balls, I just kind of going through the motions, just getting rid of them to get my money's worth. Wasn't even thinking. It was just like, just mad hitting golf balls, not even like swinging hard or anything. The guy in front of me had a Nike sumo driver.

Do you remember the Nike sumo? Or is it the Sasquatch? Okay. Was it the square or the regular? Whatever one it was, It's the one that's extremely loud. That's the square head. And this dude was swinging so hard.

It sounds so strange. Dude, I'm not kidding. There were a couple times where I was like, dude, that's too loud. Like, that hurts my ears. He had headphones in. And I'm just sitting back there like, that's so disturbing. Dude, he was just mashing. What's your problem?

It was, it's just a very, very poor piece of equipment. Nike SQ sumo squared. Sumo square. Oh, it is a sumo. But then this one says, Sasko. I think it's Saskoat, Suco. Okay, whatever he had, it was a Nike and it was loud. Yeah, cool.

So you're both right. Went home, immediately ate a little snack, and then we took roads over to the baseball fields where he, about four buddies and their dads, we just went out there and played some ball over on the pony field, the big field. So it's 305 out to left, which it looks longer. You take a couple of hacks? We were hitting tennis balls, which is, well, we did. We ended up at the end hitting tennis balls because they wanted to catch like big fly balls. And so that's really fun.

I don't know if you've ever hit a tennis ball with a bat. Yeah. But it's so fond. I played many rounds of Harmon Derby in a cul-de-sac when I was a kid with the tennis ball. We did that. And, uh, man, that was a good time. We did a, you ever hot box? Like smoke weed in a car?

Pickle, a little game of pickle. We got the kids. We were teaching the kids. Oh, yeah. Running bases? Huh? Running bases? Yeah.

doing the third from home uh just catching the kids in the back you go home and then we're going to throw it back and forth we did that and uh that was really i think that was more fun for for me and the dads like that was a blast because you're just out there i don't i don't know if i'm ever going to be in that scenario again where we're like doing a rundown with the kids you do the proper way where you uh you got a tailor yeah yeah we have three good we didn't at first and then i kind of was like i should be back in the yeah yeah so i kind of snuck in there uh uh told i oh god roads, poor roads. He picked the wrong dad to run on. I put one right over his little batting helmet and just perfectly placed it right next to his own plate. He was so out. He was so out.

He looked so sad. I was like, you learn a lesson today, bud. You won't try that again. That's right. Don't run on old Davey. Oh, what else? Oh, Saturday. Got up mowed the lawn. Big lawn day. Moe the lawn. Edge the lawn. Edge the lawn. went to Home Depot, got some topsoil, filled in some bare spots, kind of top dressed along a little bit. Big time. Big time. Alyssa had a supper club Saturday. I had to turn down Micah Spurs invite. He told me, like, texted me 30 minutes before.

He's like, by the way, we're going to go to Coco's, watch the game. It's going to be a madhouse. Just I'll just let you know. Sorry for the late invite. It's like, it's all good. I can't go. But I do have a backup plan. went to H.E.B. stood at the butcher for about three minutes. Nobody came out and helped me.

So I was like, okay, cool. I guess it's not steak night. Turn around, walked over. St. Louis, pork ribs caught my eye, picked some up, got some broccoli, got some sweet potato, and went, bought some, went home. And I did a little two two, little two, two point five, two, two, 30 minute, two hours on the smoke. pulled them wrapped them put a little brown sugar a little honey little brown sugar honey and a little butter threw them back on about two hours pulled them sauce them up something special like threw them back on for 30 minutes turn the heat up a little bit something special like yeah you heard me and uh yeah it was rib night alissa was it separate club sure that was great i heard it was a good reviews but it was a D-a-day Dave

or note-day Dave because Dave was eating ribs I ate three-fourths of the rack myself it was real it was real piece of shit behavior and you know what I don't care deal with it there's not here to live there's some cats on cats took that L that's fine happy for my cats deal with it

game seven Spurs got it done I was pulling for the spurs more than that in a few beautiful night man just uh oh yeah let me give you my proprietary it's not proprietary because i saw on instagram this kid this kid posted some macros thing you know like everybody's a everybody's a macros fitness protein chef these days this guy was like oh yeah just get a sweet potato cut it in half oil the face salt it throw down some foil 40 minutes for 400 or whatever

and um did that pulled it just threw a bunch of yogurt on it than some cinnamon kind of mashed it all together and it was kind of they uh caramelized and um that was kind of my appetizer so i got my sweet my my my my low glycemic uh dude i love that you're weak in the fun of just about all this shit that you ate it's so great yeah i'm a fucking i'm a growing boy just on your fucking dad shit he's a growing boy dylan that's what we look forward to guys you young bucks out there do you think uh food you think the genetics did Look that. Whoa, he's flexing.

Tune in a Spotify. I didn't know you had it like that. That's what happens when you eat sweet potatoes with low glycemic indexes with a little bit of yogurt. I'm going to write, I'm taking, I'm taking that. Put that on run it back, please. Ribs were great, by the way. I sent you a pick, didn't I? You did.

They looked good. They were very good. I was happy because I've had some rib, some ribs smokes in the last few months. What's going on? Tyler in the chat comments. So Dave went Dylan banana on those ribs, eating three-fourths of them. I'd leave some for the misses.

Hey, nice pull, Tyler. It's a good poll. It's good. I did leave some for the miss. 75% will always be referred to as Dylan Banana now, at least for me. If you eat a full rack of ribs, it's not good, right?

That's too much rib, there's too many. Too much. It's just a pork rib. Sunday, you know, I'll have more on this. What did you eat? I'll have more on this.

Okay. I think you'll like very much what I hate. It's a hot dog? Yeah. I went to Dale Diamond to watch the Round Rock Express and the Salt Lake City Bs. Go head to head. More on that in a later segment to that. Salt Lake City Bees.

Minor League teams have some great, some great mascots. Yeah, Round Rock Express, as much as I support them, it's not the best name. It's lame. There's no bit there. It's a cool, it's a train. It's a train. Yeah. I want to be like the...

Choo-choo! The Round Rock, the Beatles, or like the Round Rock. You want to be something like... Yeah. Earthworms. Earthworms. The green worms. Okay.

So we're all back to that, really. Gary's was the Railcats. Okay. And it was a, like, bobcat pretty much holding a steel eye beam because of all the, you know, the steel industry and Gary. That's kind of sick. That's badass. as a bat yeah yeah that's rust belt shit there you know that i don't know shit about the rust

i don't i admit you really i've just spent much time on your resume yeah a rusty hole yeah i need to get out i need to spend more time out in the rust bell you should go why don't you take a sabbatical go to indiana go to the dunes is that that cool you not paid oh never mind but your job will be waiting for you thank you yeah go hang out the beaches of indiana dude dude you know it's you can see chicago i just think there are other beaches i'd rather spend time at no I'm sure they're great. Man, back in college, Dylan was spending a lot of time in beaches. Got to talk about our good friends with early bird, man.

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dot com. Someone's commenting that the Express is named after Nolan Ryan? Is that true? Is that true? That's a lot cooler. Someone says named after Nolan Ryan, so maybe show some respect.

I respect Nolan Ryan. So if that's true, then respect shown. If not, then you're a liar in the chat. The Ryan Express, famously. Remember when he bodybagged Robin Ventura? No. One of my

best memories going on. gave him a what fur. Yeah. He gave him the business. That's like when you think of somebody getting the business. He got the business. It was Robin Ventura. You don't charge him out on Nolan Ryan.

He was in his 40s at the time. In his 40s, dad's drink, dad dick, all that. And he just got, just got pieced up. Yeah. What an idiot. I've always hated him since that day. Good player. You get that West Texas pump jack.

He did. Shout out Alvin, Texas. You ever been to Simon, Texas or Theodore? Joey McGuire puts Texas on Front Street. What does that mean? What did I miss? Yeah. Yeah, Joey McGuire, he's flapping his gums a bit.

Cedar Hill Longhorn, great. All time, one of the all-time best Texas coach. Yeah, so let's back up a bit and set the scene. Recently, Sark, I don't know which media event he was at, but he was talking about his schedule. He's got a tough schedule this year, the Texas Longhonds. He's got to lead off with those cats. And only do they go to College Station, two Baton Rouge.

They have, of course, the neutral game, neutral site game against the Sooners. We go to Knoxville, Tennessee as well. And of course, Ohio State is a non-conference game, obviously, but that's the week two game. Week two, keep that in mind against Texas. Tough, tough schedule. And Sark said that. he could play his twos and threes against the schedule that another in-state non-SCC program has, and he could win the conference or go undefeated.

I forgot what the exact court was. Didn't take a rocket surgeon to figure out that he was talking about Texas Tech. He didn't name Texas Tech, but it was obviously he was talking about Texas Tech. If you look at their schedule, it is extremely soft. I want to be a rocket surgeon. I think even tech fans will admit that it's a very soft. schedule. It's very also, can I point out, like, I don't remember old Sark, like pre-Texas Sark, like USC, like did he, was he a quote machine like this? No, no, that's why I was,

I was saying that he is a soundbite Sark this off season. I don't know what's going on. He called out O-Mess, the whole basket weaving thing. When you, because when you broke down that original quote about the schedule, it sounds way worse now. It's like very, that's a very cocky thing to say. It is. It is. And he couldn't go undefeat in the Big 12 with his twos and threes. I against Texas tech schedule. Now a DJ Lagway out there in Waco. But that's what he said. And, of course, it ruffled quite a few feathers out Lubbock way.

Because they, of course, figured out that he was talking about them pretty quickly. So he didn't actually say tech. He didn't say tech. He said there's another school in state from a different conference that if he played his twos and threes against their schedule, he would go undefeated. Okay. Or win conference again. I don't remember the quote. Anyway, I guess this happened.

Was this Friday? I know it was after we recorded, but he didn't get a chance to talk about it. It was either Thursday or Friday when this all went down. Seems like Friday. But Joy McGuire said he had a little media appearance, and he said he challenged Texas to replace their opening weekend game, which is against the bobcats of Texas State. Shout out. He said, how about you buy out those games, cut a check to those Texas Tech. I don't know who.

Abling Christian. Abilene Christian. Shout out. Said, how about we line them up and play week one? And then Cody Campbell, of course, the oil tycoon billionaire who played football at Texas Tech and backs them financially, spends a lot of money on NIO. Very closely working with the NIL and Congress and Trump. He's very, very much involved.

He said, how about we buy out, they offered to buy out both. contract i call it a contract yeah yeah which yeah i thought i saw it can't was it 10 mil texas i i don't know that seems but they offered they offered to do it and said all right let's play and it was a pretty smart PR move by them because first of all this game there's no way this game is ever going to happen it's it's impossible for like many different reasons i mean logistically speaking it's it's tough but texas has literally as ohio state week two they're not going to play Texas Tech, a very formidable opponent. Texas Tech is good.

I know that their quarterback situation is very much up in the air. They're going to have to probably play a hobbled Will Hammond, week one. Why is it logistically that difficult? I don't really know. They probably made the graphics ready for week one. I mean, it's fair good.

I mean, it's three months out. You have, well, outside of, like, my biggest issue is, like, if I'm Texas State, like, dude, no, your non-conference has Texas on. it you know let's say you run the table and like you have one loss or you have that win against texas that's going to look really good come playoff time for the bobcats like when it comes time to maybe sneak in there um so yeah like first of all i'm texas state no i'm not agreeing to this the schools are natural rivals or sam marcus austin 30 minutes a lot of overlap there think about how

fire a texas fans think about how fired up texas state is to play texas and dkr i mean a school that didn't recruit them you know most likely uh it's really fun for those kids like oh now we got to play some dumbass directional school instead of going it's selfish really on the part of cody and joey to try to take that away from the good kids at texas state right but they knew they knew that this was not going to happen and so by by putting by putting this offer on the table it texas is not even going to like officially decline it they're just not going to respond which is probably the best course of action there but sark's been run in his mouth and so it's it's fair game but also it's just not going to happen

Texas has the, like, the toughest schedule in the country already. And so swapping Texas state for Texas Tech would be super unnecessary. On paper, it looks like Tech's going to be, they'll have a slightly better team than Texas State this year. But we'll see how it plays. Got that AOC schedule. Explain? We're going to go to Louisiana, Mississippi. Yes.

And so Texas can probably afford two losses this year and still make the playoffs. And again, very difficult schedule. So adding Texas Tech, it makes no sense for just a lot of reasons. A lot of reasons. I will say it would be a really, really fun and, like, historical sports moment if that, if they said, okay, fine, let's do it. It would be fun. And, like, they made it happen and everybody had already purchased tickets from T-State,

got their money back. Yeah, that's logistical stuff. And, like, I don't think it's impossible, but, like, it does. I'm probably not giving them as much credit. And like the travel that you have to plan for to get your team up there. And I don't know. Maybe it's not as bad as I'm thinking. No offense to Texas State.

But Texas is probably going to be preparing for Ohio State, you know, before that game. They should prepare for a receiving combination and a quarterback returning for a second's full time, full season. That's going to be quite formidable. In the PAC 12. It's a PAC 12 team, too. That's great for Texas. that pack 12 maybe they could pull it out a pack 12 win and so this has been a fun back and forth you see some some you know pundits calling texas soft for ducking tech they're not ducking tech

there's no way this was ever going to happen there was no way this is going to happen um but you know like a somewhat smart PR move for tech to be like oh we're willing to play you guys oh also one of the the catches to this is that the offer that tech put on the table they said play in lubbock or at AT&T stadium, a neutral site where the Cowboys play. Why not come to Austin, Big Dog? Okay, that's, in my head, this whole time conversation, I was thinking the game in there. Again, they're asking, they're asking Texas to give up a home game, which is also just not going to happen. So for many reasons, this was never an actual possibility, and Texas Tech knew that, and so by putting this offer on the table, it was very hollow. They also don't want to play Texas.

Didn't Abilene Christian give tech everything they could handle a couple years ago? I don't remember. I'm pretty sure. Do not remember that one. Monitor the chat for that. It was definitely not last year, but. I've also seen on the T.L. Many, many Texas tech fans misinterpreting Sark's quote.

And they were saying that Sark said he could beat tech with his twos and threes, which is not what he's saying at all. He's not taking a shot directly at the quality of. tech's program, just their schedule, which I don't know why that was so hard for so many people to understand. 2024, 5251 tech overtime. Okay. Different tech team. That's why they want to get that off the office schedule.

Are they running from ACU? Are you running from Abilene Christian? What's a deal? AC quarterback Maverick McAvore through for 506 yards and three touchdowns against his former team. I guess he was a... And by the way, while all this back and forth was happening, that's funny.

More information about Soresby was coming out. After he had transferred to Texas Tech, he was sending money out of state to people to gamble on his behalf. So like this stuff's going on, like the quarterbacks, the SORSbee situation is getting worse. Like he's clearly not going to play. So, I don't know, maybe that little diversion of a... Yeah, you're saying this is a distraction from the Sorsby files?

You know what? Randy, good pool. Good word from Randy. Randy, well said. I don't have nothing to add to that. It's perfect. You know, I didn't think of that. That's actually, if that, if that's true, that's very savvy.

Yeah. But I don't think there's anything implicating tech in any of that stuff. He obviously hadn't played a snap for them. Yeah, I don't think tech's, tech is going to get a slap on the wrist, but Sorsby definitely will. More than that. He's not going to play. How is that, if you're an NFL team, so Sorsby was probably projected, probably first round. First round projection, I think.

first or second, he's good. So supplemental draft, assuming he's going to be in that. Which I don't know how that works. My basic understanding of it is it's a blind, teams blindly say, I'm willing to give up X draft pick, X round draft pick with this guy. And then I don't know how it works after that. So, and if you win, like, and you said, I'm willing to give up my second, second round pick next year, you lose that pick, but you get the player.

Are we overcooking Sorsby as a quarterback prospect? He lost a lot of games last year. Maybe. I don't know. To be fair, I haven't looked at the All-22. Okay. And I can't- Give us some time to review the All-22, and then we'll give you a full breakdown.

But I think he was a day-one guy. Yeah. I want to argue that. He probably would. So now you've got a guy with a gambling problem. A bad one. Like, one that looks like a pretty all-time bad. Look, he's not going to play.

Don't hold out any hope if you're a tech fan. That's not me speaking as a Texas fan. just me like friend to friend, don't get your hopes up. You're not a friend of them. Sure I am. You don't have any friends in love it? I don't hate Texas, Terry.

I don't know. I've seen the Cactus Mafia on Twitter and you guys do not see them friendly. Look, they hate me. I don't necessarily hate them back. They hate your Haraches. They hate my Haraches. Because I'm just a 42-year-old gay man.

Definitely. That was completely different. That's a banana. That was a different group of fans who think you're a 44-year-old game there. There's a crossover. What if he is? What if he is? Like, that sounds like you're the one with a problem.

Imagine being a tech fan and a banana ball fan and just stumbled across my shit. Dude, just absolutely punching all the air. Like, can't even breathe because you punched all the air out. Crazy. Anyway, it's been fun. Look, the shit talking this off season has been great. And Sark, I don't know why he's putting so many programs on blast. He doesn't need to be doing that.

He saw all the hype lanes been getting. So he's like, I'm going to dip my little toe, my little Harache toe in there. The Texas fan of me wants to say, he's really confident about the team he has this year. He should be. He's putting quotes out there because he just doesn't care. He should be. He should be.

He should be. Wait till these banana ball fans and tech fans find out you've been doing FitBod. Dude, forget about it. It's over. FitBod. It's fantastic. Creates a personalized workout routine based on your goals, fitness level, and available equipment. So, Dylan, say Dylan's at home.

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We got dumbbell shoulder press. We got, again, this is with full gym equipment, which is what I have access to. This is live look at doing. Barbell hip thrust. Oh, you see people doing those in a gym. That's how you do. Those are kind of sexually, yeah. Cable pull through, cable lateral raise, dumbbell, front raise,

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I don't even know what this segment is but go ahead We talked about it in the bullpen Yes you do Is Dylan's sports fandom Mogging on you Dave? Is that what's going on? There's nothing to do with Dave, man

I don't even know what I'm interested to hear Because I don't know outside of like the obvious I don't know what he's talking about I like to say I pull from my friends To have sports success But I really don't Right I really don't

And I you know it's just At the end of the day It's just jealousy if I see that you're enjoying some success and I'm not. But I am a Golden Knights fan, which Dave hates. Don't hate it. I claim them from the jump before they even... Don't hate it at all.

Before puck dropped. You can like whatever team you want. We're going to the cup. Man, that's not sure. Going to the cup. Okay. All right. I'm a Spurs fan.

What an exciting Western Conference Finals that was. A lot of fun. Oklahoma City. and getting a lot of heat for just being this flop artist and playing the game the wrong way. Very good team. Shea is a great talent, as we've talked about. Spurs got it done, man. Spurs got it done in Game 7.

Very impressed. That was a lot of fun. And so, yeah, they're going to the finals. Line them up against the Knicks. We've got home court advantage. That begins on Wednesday. So I got those two going for them. Let's go to the college ranks real quick.

All right. Texas baseball has advanced for the super regional they'll play Oregon they went undefeated in the regional in Austin so that's exciting okay I believe that's Friday that starts Texas softball they're playing right now actually they have a game against I believe Tennessee this is an elimination game for them they have to win to advance but they they also won over the weekend they're looking strong I don't know what that score is don't tell me I'm going to tune in live when the show's over. Randy, text me to score or slack me.

I'm not going to pretend to follow women's rowing, not going to, but they just won a national championship four out of the last six years. Okay. They just won the Natty. That's awesome, man. Yeah.

This guy rocks. Texas as a whole is in line to win the Directors Cup, most likely, which, of course, is awarded to the best overall program in the country. Damn. They're, you know, they've, they've won that many times. Bad ass.

Yeah, things are going good. And of course. Sky rocks, dude. In the fall, Arch is going to line it up. We'll see how they do. Now we've got a squad. We've got a future action going to. I got, I got to mention the futures here.

That's what I'm most excited about. Arch and Cam Coleman, that connection is going to be. That is dirty. That is dirty. Anyway, look, sometimes we're down. Sometimes we're up. I'm up right now. He's up, folks.

I'm up. Okay. The Rangers also beat the Royals yesterday. Not that that matter. I swept the Royals, much needed. Yeah. Okay. It's cool, man.

Thank you. Dave's sour. Look, he's sour. I'm not sour. It is what it is. I'm not sour. He doesn't respect my Golden Knights fandom. I don't.

Why? Let's talk it out. It's not that you have, okay, it's not that you cannot root for the Golden Knights. And I will admit, there's some sorriness to gatekeeping a little bit. But everybody, everybody who's a serious sports fan definitely does this, no matter what they say. So if somebody, so you're from Austin and I totally, there's no NHL team here, the closest ones, the stars, that's okay. And the Golden Knights came about in, you know, seven or eight years ago.

What was it? It feels about longer than that, maybe. And you're like, okay, this is going to be the team I follow. So that's cool. And you got, you got to see a cup and everything. Let me explain that. Let me explain that further, though. Hold on.

you put me uh you put the the anus on me onus so let me say um it's fine if you want to be like a golden nights fan there's nothing wrong with that but you can't just you can't just jump in and i i know randy's going to jump on me for this you don't get to just jump in when they're in the stanley cup finals be like dog dude we're fucking here dude we did it you got to follow you have to have at least some okay you have to follow them and watch them i think that's during the season otherwise look, you could still enjoy it. If that's how you like enjoy it, that's fine.

But just know where like in my head, I'm like, I'm like, okay, this guy's not a real fan. I don't have to point it out. I am pointing out because we do a show together and this is what we do. But I do not respect that fandom. Now, Spurs fandom, okay, I don't think you followed the Spurs that closely all season, but you are, you've been a Spurs fan. You said a court side of a spurs game.

People forget. Long, long time ago, but he did. And that's the logical San Antonio. Austin's mostly, there's a lot of transplants here, but it's a Spurs town for sure. People who move here from other parts of the country that I know personally, they've got their kids being raised Spurs fans,

which is very dope because they've got a player that's going to be very, very good for a very long time. And then the Texas stuff, like, I know you're a Texas fan. I'm not salty about that at all. Okay. But I don't want you to be salty when Texas State rolls into DKR and gives them all they can handle.

I won't be salty. So that's all. The Golden Knights is the one where I'm like, okay, yes, I am salty about it because like the stars, but I'm also in my head like, dude, follow. Come on. I don't mind you holding this opinion because if the shoe were on the other foot, I would probably feel the exact same way. I think so. So when the Golden Knights, when that franchise expansion was announced, I was like, I was teetering on like wanting to really get into hockey. You and Ross were doing the show together back in the day.

I didn't grow up a hockey fan at all. Same with Ross. I think hockey is an awesome sport and it's really fun to watch. And so, and I'm a Las Vegas fan. I've been to Las Vegas many times. I enjoy the city. Had a lot of fun there. And so I was like, this feels like, again, like you said,

Austin does not have an NHL team. Like this feels like a good opportunity for me to like stake my claim. And I'm going to choose a team. I'm going to ride with this team. I got lucky. They got off to a fantastic start. This is their third trip to the Stanley Cup finals. They've won one.

It's been a nice run. And it's true. I don't watch regular. season, NHL hockey. I will, I will admit that. I, I check the standings. I see how the boys are doing, but I don't, I don't watch. But there's still my squad. And I will be watching the finals. I've been watching the playoffs. Yeah, just watch the playoffs. There's no point to watch the regular season game. I feel like there is a point. No. Because that, you know, it kind of happens, especially in the NHL where they do seating differently in the playoffs. Yeah, that it's just going to end up

being where it is. You don't need to watch it. You're right. You don't have to watch it. You could, you could, you could take that same logic and say, you don't need to watch it until like the final, like an elimination game. Exactly. Yeah. I'm not that bad. That's not helping your case.

I'm not that bad. Got other stuff to do. Sure. I guess. It's the sports. You could do that. In my head, I'm like thinking,

okay, this person's like joy. It's like in my head. It's like, it's the sports that have like just so many regular season games. Baseball is the worst. 162. For sure. It's a lot.

No one, like very few people are watching every, an NBA 162 games like the regular season games there's so many that you know you can win three in a row and it's really not that big deal because you have so many of them so like I my interest in regular season it it wanes a little bit um football's different obviously games are football yeah games are all very important yes no it's just like I'm I'm very much being the guy like name five songs guy when I see you I get it pink flight t-shirt fair but it's you know I'm just I have been to a golden nights game I was there too I my nachos were air salted by salt bay People don't like to talk about that, but they were.

That's incredible. Didn't say a word to me. I just said, what's up, Salt Bay? I'd do anything to have a video of that, Mom. I'd say, what's up, Salt Bay? What's up, Salt Bay? He just looked at me and goes. And that was it.

He didn't even call me a pussy for him and nachos. He just, just all day. That's a true story. He doesn't even talk. He did that. I was like, okay. That's his way of communicating. He doesn't speak.

Have you ever heard the guy speak before? He said enough with his fingers. Yeah. What a move. Okay. It's good. No, it is good. You're feasting out there.

I'm feasting. I will tune into the World Series if the socks are ever in. How about that? You have to be there for the high. As part of being the, the pinnacle of fandom is being there for the highs and the lows. It's seeing, it's seeing Dirk fan.

I've had enough lows in my whole life of sports that I don't care anymore. You enjoy the highs more. Have you seen my team? You see them fail. Have you see them fail? You see the first round exits. You feel that pain. You have the scar.

scars. So when they get it done and their Dirk's and Doik as well, hoisting that Larry O'Brien, you're like, oh my God, this is one of the best sports moments in my life watching this guy. I'm like, I've been riding with this team and this guy. You enjoy the highs more if you experienced the lows. If you became an Alabama fan like halfway through the Sabin run, you're like, oh, another Natty, sweet. No, we'll get it. We'll get it at the tail end. It's like that it doesn't

bring you as much joy. That's all right. If you're in Indiana, If you grew up an Indiana fan and they won the Natty That's a moment. Yeah, Randy are you trying to jump on the Indiana bandwagon now? I don't respect that. I use sucks, but they're actually good, but fucking That's all I got on.

Look, if Baylor, when Baylor won the men's the Natty and men's basketball a few years back, for me, that was really awesome because I did follow that team. But like, I'm married into a Baylor family and like my Baylor fan wasn't like lifelong And I was happy because I was like, dude, I really like Davion Mitchell. I really like this team. This is awesome.

You didn't see. I wasn't flexing heavy. I pointed out to people maybe from other Texas schools that, you know, have a big budget now that like to talk a lot of shit. I point out like, well, you actually kind of want an addy couple years ago. I say we married in. My wife, I support my wife. I guess I'm a wife guy.

Okay. Fine. Deal with it. Anyway, I get it. You could look down on that fandom. When Texas State, when Texas State does what I think. Texas State is capable of doing in some sports, football. Maybe they could make a run at the PAC 12, the coveted PAC 12, one of the great conferences

of our time. I couldn't tell you who's in the PAC 12 right now. That's on you, man. I just know the Texas State. Do the research. Oregon State and Washington State. Yeah, well, I think you should fucking get a grip. Just teams, man.

Yeah. The cats. And you know what? It's the inaugural, the new year. It's exciting. It's a new pack. It is an exciting time. God, dude.

How's that going to look if Texas is able to pull it out, get a Pack 12 win right off the bat. It's huge for Texas, yeah. It's huge for Texas. They can't enjoy it long. They have Ohio State coming down in the next week. You already said y'all are going to be overlooking us. All right. All right.

And you have Big Ten win. Like the Fendi Stounds. Just like the meme with the Grim Reaper going to every door. That's going to be Texas. Just checking them off the list. If they can get past G.J. Kinney. Big if. That's a big if.

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Culead jar. Pineapple Kool-Aid. Which apparently I've seen other videos of doing all the flavors. I saw a really gross one. I saw a lady eating it how it should not be eating. I didn't know this was a thing. And this is a young man. He's a, I'd say what?

They're 12, 13-year-old white kid, and he is taking his first bite. He's got some serious cans on his head, Randy. Look at those. Taking his first bite and just hit play for the folks at home. Yeah, that bit tough. Debit too. That bit tough. Oh, yeah.

Appreciate you, buddy. Yes, sir. Okay, so the first, he takes a sip and says, that bit tough, which I think means that bitch is tough. Yeah. Okay. And then the second one, Debbie Gail. Yeah.

Debit gas. Does that mean gas or good? I mean gas. Debit gas. Yeah. I needed a translator for this one. This was... You came to the right place.

I'm 41. I'm a 41-year-old white guy. Yeah. I think I got you. So this guy's all over the T.L. Man. New character alert. All over it.

Like, here's the... I will warn you on Twitter. If you watch one or Instagram, you will get served a lot of these. A lot. And a lot of like, just people like doing voiceover, like face like reaction videos to this, which is a great. I feel like Instagram is going to have to do a thing where they like don't.

There's too many, there's too many videos where it's just somebody reacting. And they're just riding the wave of the video. And fuck, we've probably, we did this with something recently. But it's like, all right, this isn't, we don't need all this. Algorithms got to work it out. But yeah, we're going to be wearing this. We're going to put this into the ground probably in the next 10 days. So just want to get ahead of it.

I would like some context for this video. Was he like buying it from someone? It sounds like he was trying it. Like a guy was just doing man on the street stuff and said, hey, try this. I want to get your reaction. Also, I think the guy, from what I can gather in this 11-second video, I think the guy behind the camera knew he was about to get some goal from this guy.

Play it again, Randy. It kind of jumped forward to the second time. Just to... I want to do the whole thing. It's a short clip. And let me just let me ask a question. So this is pineapple slices that are being marinated and Kool-Aid? Correct.

Okay. But, you know, Dylan, this isn't for you. I'm just going to let you know right now. No, it's not. Randy, this is definitely. Yeah, I would try. Yeah, they did tell him. That big guy.

Oh, yeah. Appreciate you, buddy. Yes, sir. Appreciate you, bro. Yes, sir. That big guy. What is? That big gay.

I don't know. Is this, is. What? Is this Louisiana? Because it does sound a little creole. Could be Memphis. It's hard to say. I don't know.

I don't know, ma'am. The aura from this kid. I can't match it. Nah. I mean, this kid should be up there with the, uh, Abby on the Grom. Uh, still one of my own phone. I'm a fuck with you. I'm a fuck with you kid.

This kid, this kid, this kid should be up there. And we will, if there will be a cameo at something. We haven't seen the last of him. No. He'll be in a content house in like Beverly Hills in the next three months. And then we'll never see him again. But this is good. Debe Gow coin will be available for purchase soon enough.

In the other videos I've seen of people trying this, they act like it's the best thing they've ever tasted. I am curious. Let's do it. We got to do it tomorrow. This seems pretty easy to do. Jaden, you're watching. Go get us some of the things. the shit. Can you just

buy this at the store? We'll give you the company. I've no idea how to get this stuff. I think it's just a jar. What a dumb question. Can you get this at the store? You probably get it at the store. Hey, how by I just fucking produce and I'll look it up? You can get the ingredients at the store. Are people just marinated? Like making this on their own? I think so.

This isn't like a Kool-A-branded product. The first time I watched it, I thought it was. But now that I think about it, there's no way. That jar has no label or anything. It's just a It's just homemade, man. This guy looks like he's probably going to be really annoying, but at least he'll probably give us a good tutorial.

I don't like quality audio. Oh, God, I hate this guy already. I'm going to make some cherry Kool-Aid pineapples because I haven't tried the cherry-flavored Kool-Aid yet with some pineapples. And I thought I had some pineapple slices, but I had this jar of pineapples in the back of the fridge, and it's got coconut in it. So I know it's going to be super delicious.

Okay. I'm going to remove a little bit of that. So it's like, why is this guy a snake? Who lives in the garden? This would be super delicious. All right. Sorry. So it looks like this is pre-cut up pineapple that's maybe coconut water already.

But that is the same jar. Yeah. Okay. So you buy the pineapple pre-slice in a jar, then you just add the cooling mix. And he has two of the little packets of one. Kind of cool. Take one first and one of those because I'm going to put the lemon in it too. The lemon's always my favorite part.

I'm just going to save that for later. Now there's enough room for about a half a cup of sugar. Oh, no. Oh, Dylan. Oh, that's a lot. That's so much. Now I'm going to add two packs of some cherry Kool-Aid. Some cherry Kool-Aid.

Put some booze in there. Then I'm going to add a lemon, but I'm going to peel it up real quick. Add that seedless lemon in there. Oh, so you just put the full leather in there. And shake it up. Yeah, let it sift from it. And when that's all shaking and the sugar's dissolved. Go ahead and stick it in the fridge for 24, 48 hours if you can wait.

But we all know these are going to be so good. It's like a two for one. There you go. It's just so terrible for you. So maybe we get it going today. And then we try it Thursday when, when Jayden's back in, we do a little video. What if you take that, make a like a vodka soda and just do like a splash of that in there? That's a good little topper.

This video has 28.4 million views already. This guy? Not that one, the original one. Debe Gha. This is the kitchen tool. His name. Yeah. Let's see that.

Does he try it in the video? I don't think. He said they have to wait 24 hours 48. So you can come forward. I bet he has a much different. Whoa, whoa. You're going to tell me, you're going to mansplay how video editing works to me. I don't think you realize.

Hey, no. It's in live, dude. That bitch is gas. All right, well, fuck it, let's try it. Let's try it. We'll get it together. You're going to go on a Costco run, right? Yeah.

Let me see. I'll do it. They probably have the pineapple stuff. I'll look it up. Do we need the lemon? I don't know. Do you bring some lemon from the party? From the party you went to?

Or hell? I didn't get invited to that one. He's so stupid. Hey, so I mentioned yesterday I went to a minor league baseball game with Rhodes team. We got some access to some tickets. It went out and out there to Dell Diamond, which, by the way, on a Sunday, about 28-minute drive, 38 minutes. Not bad. Right up Mopeck, right down 45.

Nice ballpark, by the way. Good place to watch a game. It took on the Salt Lake B's. Wyatt Langford little rehab stint down in AAA got to see Wyatt yeah didn't have the best game at the plate but got to see a real ball like a

you know that's cool probably the best guy in the field to be honest good players out there get there and our coach is like hey I signed up for an in between innings bit I need somebody else to do it with

okay so what is it it's a tricycle race like oh shit okay I was I was standing right there I was like I guess I'll do it so

whole game right after the eighth inning they were like we're just leading up to this tricycle race and I didn't know what kind of tricycle it was in my head I was thinking

it's gonna be like a kid's tricycle and this thing's gonna be terrible it was bigger than a kids one it was like a if there was an adult size tricycle that's what this would be and um first of all you've you've been to a minor league baseball game you know they do bits a lot of bits going on between

innings all sorts of stuff um get you know go down there a couple beers deep a couple glissies deep um my coach coach uh coach jake he's he's he's a bigger guy than me and um i think the money was on him and in my head the whole time all i could think when we're about to do it was like i had planned this like routine in my head because i assumed that they're going to have the guy in the Mike and interview us before and after the race. And I had all this stuff planned out. It's going to shout out the cubbies. I was going to, I had just, I had like a mini, I had about a hard 30 seconds of stand in my head,

ready for this. Soon as a third out's done, the guy who was like our chaperone, he pulls up the net. He's like, all, go, go, go. And he's like, all right, y'all. And they go, okay, we got a Jake and David going to do a tricycle race here around the diamond. And guys like, all right, go, go, go, get on it and go. And there was no, there was nothing. It was just get on it and go.

And I was like, oh, fuck, okay. So I get on it and I immediately start going and I'm peddling. My thing's not going anywhere. And I'm like, what? Oh, did I get a fucking jacked up one? And you'll see in the video, I get off to the worst start possible. And as I get going, I'm going right by the Salt Lake City B's dugout. These guys are chirping me, by the way.

Shut up. They're chirping me. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. Oh, no, dude. What's wrong, dude? They're chirping me. And I'm like laughing.

And I start going, and then I realized, so he had the inside lane. So he's probably like 10 yards ahead of me. And I'm like catching up to him. I don't know if I had low, low, uh, low left higher. My thing is just pulling left hard. And I'm like, you'll see me. You probably can't tell. I'm like leaning right, trying to keep this thing on the dirt.

They were very adamant. Keep it on the dirt. Not in the infield, but like on the track around the field. Right. And you'll be able to see, I almost take it into the Round Rock Express dugout. And I have to like stop and like move it. And I made a game of it. I made a match.

I took the L and you can watch it here. Oh my God. I was looking up the pineapples. Okay, but look. Come on your mark. It's not going anywhere, sadly. David. And he saw what's this.

Dude, you got smoke, dog. Hold on, hold on. Go, go! Go! Yeah, he's coached it. Show button a little bit. Oh! See, I make a game of it. Here's the problem.

The right turn. Go-Go, you got your redatta. Here's where I almost go into the dugout and realize, look, this is not... You hit the wall. I hit the wall. Okay, that's awesome. Watch Rhodes. Watch Rhodes, he's disappointed

He's down there in the front He can see his hands Dang it, Dad He just watched his dad lose He gave you a pity clap All right, dad I'm not kidding When I got back over there

He goes, you did a good job, dad He was so like He was totally pulling for him What a sweetheart, man That's awesome By the way, you can peep I don't know if people probably notice as they do

Go to go to my IG I've got a new Avi. Oh, fuck. Breaking news. Russ Wilson, leaving the NFL, becoming an NFL analyst for CBS sports. He's retiring? That tweet said leaving the NFL. I'm assuming there's a retirement in there. Wow. New Avi, who this? Zoom in. If you can, you don't have to. It's not that big of a deal. This is very self-serving. It's just a, it's a picture of me on the tricycle looking up at the crowd. And I thought that was fun. Go through my stories real quick. You'll see. I just, I just, I just want to point out the other thing from Del Diamond that was notew.

There's me. Oh, yeah, pit stains. Yeah, I get it. Dude, I was sweating. P-U. Okay, this is going to have it. Zoom in. Just pause it.

So they do during the seventh inning stretch, they do dollar dogs. One of the dads went and bought like 12 hot dogs and was just handing them out. And like the kids were eating them. And I looked up and just one of the kids is just placed the glizzy right in the cup. It fits perfectly. It fits perfectly. And I was just like, dude. That's kind of smart.

Yeah. It was just the glizzy of the cup holder, dude. Shout out to the Express. It was great to have a ballpark hot dog and some just coal beard. That's hard to be, man. It really was. Hard to be. I was living.

Did you do the nine? Did you guys stay the whole game? Yeah. You know why? So the kids could run around the bases after the game. And that's where I started to get sunburned because we stood in this line for like 15 minutes that wasn't moving. kids could run the bases, which was fun for them. And that was it.

It was a great, great afternoon. Good game. Good stuff, man. Bad guys' mom. That's okay. Good stuff. Rody, have a good time? Great time.

I couldn't believe it. Like, all the kids made it all the way through. It was just, it was blessed. So, it's good thing. Shout to them. Yeah, I mean, like, look, took that out, but it was close, made it interesting. It's all it matters. It wasn't about me.

It was about the kids. So, all right. Well, that's that. Good stuff, Dave. Thank you. Proud of you, man. And you have to figure out where to get these pineapples. It seems like Sam's Club is the place to get them or the TikTok shop.

And do we know anyone with the Sam's Club membership? No. No. I'll figure it out. We'll hit Costco. We'll see about it. We'll see about it. Bye, bye, bye.

Bye.