Circling Back - Texas Tech Twitter, Ball, & Epic Roasts | Circling Back 11-24-25

Episode Date: November 24, 2025

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Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos. All right, we're back. Monday morning, circling back podcast. KJ got me off guard there. My name is Dave. new here and you want to see what i'm all about at dc ruff on instagram but i'm not here to promote myself i'm here to promote the people around me producer randall trimbecky hi if you want to see me i'm at randy trombacky on instagram you know what dave i'm going to use my platform right now that i have it now that you've given me my platform because a lot of people are going to listen this tomorrow

some people are going to listen today but around tomorrow seven o'clock through eight o'clock I need you guys to text Robert 10 times to dancing with the stars. So we need Robert Irwin to win this thing. Hey, but I'm just not going to do that. 10 times. This is Croc Hunter's son. Yes, Crack Hunter's son. I do support that family, but I just, I can't see myself doing that 10 times.

Yeah, you were sending me pictures of his sister. What's her name? She won. She won in a previous. I know. Is she? That's what he was sending me. photos of her performance.

Bindy, I believe, is her name. Bindy? Bendy. Bindy. It's not Bendy. How old is she? It's just not. She's older than Robert. Robert's 21, I think. Good for you. So if I did, I don't know what she looked like, but if I did find her attractive, it would be appropriate. Well, her dad famously hunted crocodiles.

It's true. But just for science. One of the most likable television characters of all time. We just get his thumb, put it. Where did he put it? So yeah, go ahead and text Robert 10 times to 215-23. No, no. We ask a lot of these listeners.

215-23 Robert. That's Robert. Stingray barbored to the heart. Yeah, it's tough. Yeah. Tough way to go. When I scuba now, I wear a vest. I keep my age protected.

That's good. Yeah. So, okay, well, thanks, Randy. We ask a lot of our listeners, and you're just going to ask them to text Robert 10 times. Well, at least once, you know, but 10 would be you can do it 10 times. What dance is he going to do tomorrow? I don't know. I think he has three different dances.

He's really good at the drive. I'll tell you that much. He is a high-energy guy. I was hoping stanky leg. Well, he might. We're just wondering. Hey, here's a guy from Arlington, Texas, KJ. what up

comeback king weekend for sure um shouts to your boys from arlington the Dallas cowboys that is uh i certainly wasn't watching or sporting but i heard it went well that's not even to shit i just missed i missed the end of the game thank you kj um but also shouts to the other comeback king

you know this wasn't gonna i wasn't just fucking leading off the cowboys updates eastern new mexico's head coach art bryles let's lift up those you do you have your CAB uh I don't have a CAB wristband show the crowd I don't have a CAB wristband I really it doesn't affect me one way or the other whether he's coaching or not um he doesn't have to do this he got a significant payout um so he's just love of the game Dave has an ACAB tattoo

no we're not going there A-C-A-B. That's over Dave's head. Yeah, it's all cats are beautiful, or he's calling you a chill-ass, bro. Let's just leave it there. We're not starting that dialogue whatsoever. Okay. I'm just going to-

Anyways, Megyn Kelly doesn't have to create content either, but she's out there cooking. So shout out of Bryles for coming back. Okay. Well, that's how KJ chose to use his introduction. Probably a lot of new viewers, not a lot of new listeners today, just checking in. They're waiting to see what's this guy all about? Here he is, guys. One of the most epic roasters I've ever seen.

It's Dylan Schivry. Volger, too. Volger is vulgar. Howdy, howdy out there for all the new, all new viewers and listeners. My name is Dylan. Been doing this for a minute. You can find me on Twitter at D. Shivery, 4E's non-consecutive. If you want to either roast me or get roasted by me, I'm happy to.

Happy to oblige. What is, kid, he's got a. he's got a cheese head it's a cheese cowboy hat and he's wearing it on top of his headphones looks good man i realized there was something i didn't think through when i went and collected this uh cowboy hat off the ground so apologize i feel like big sam trying to put on the in red river before rivalry hat i'll put this down go ahead it's giving uh norm macdonald uh yeah it's uh big cowboy hat yeah big cowboy hat's funny funny hey happy to be here man man. It's going to be a fun, uh, episode.

I look forward to. Oh, wow. He's got multiple. I'm just seeing if I'm getting it right. Am I, am I doing it right, daddy or not? How many prop cowboy hats do you have? I mean, it's this and then we go to jimmies. But until pat daddy over here approves, nobody can wear a hat. Kate Upton dance. Hat daddy. I heard that you never wore jimmies.

I don't know. Ask my son. Um, I'm not going to ask you. Whoa. What was that? I think a KJ, uh, I think something went wrong with his, his, uh, his microphone there. We had, that's our fun alert. If you're new here. We're having too much fun. We get, uh, we get that alarm. Yeah. Do we lose his audio? I, I, I turn it down because it's very loud. A little off-putting.

But while we're, uh, getting that straightened out, uh, this week's schedule people are probably wondering, wow, you guys, I can't believe you all are even the office. I can't either. That's crazy, man. I can't either, man. Most people aren't doing content today, but we are. We're doing this. And in this afternoon, we're going to record listener voicemails 888 618484422. I'm sure those won't get vulgar.

So that's going to record later if you want to hit the pipeline, do so now. That'll drop. What do we say we're going to drop that Wednesday? Oh, we could drop it. It's only on Patreon. We'll drop it Wednesday. And then if you're on the Tuesday tier, we'll also, you'll also be getting voicemails this week. Okay.

Yes, so all patrons will be getting voicemails week. We will drop it Wednesday. And then we have a best of, or is that, that's dropping tomorrow. This is a best of circling back. Yep, that's, yep. And that's going to drop tomorrow. Volume two. It's a great, it's a great way to listen.

It's a great thing to send your friends who want to get into the show. You can test it out? Yeah. Okay, let's see if KJ's back. KJ, can you go ahead and talk to us? Oh, no, he's still figuring it out, apparently. yeah that was a new one yeah that was a new one and that's okay we got some time here because before we get into it i want to give a shout out to our good friends at underdog fantasy

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No, we do not. Oh, man, the operation here is struggling. You got me back. You got me back. That says me. I apologize any ears that were harmed in that incident. The level of excitement I had over thinking of Kate Upton. apparently just threw my board and a fritz that's on me sorry my apologies for the disruption

mentioning kate upton love a good kate upton reference all right let's talk uh you know what hold on before we get into this weekend of fun i want to implore everybody subscribe to our substack washdustac.com i thought last week's was especially strong it was good there's some real heat last week you'll get a blog from me a blog from dylan a blog from will to freeze sometimes Heck, Randy's even thrown one in there. Will Brett Merriman, you may go in there and give you 10,000 words on Ole Miss. By the way, I was outside running to the bathroom, and Brett's in there listening to two Ole Miss beat riders,

just kind of doing some Lane speculation. He needs to just expect Lane to move on and then be pleasantly surprised if he sticks around. I think that's a play for him. He's too emotionally invested in this decision. He does. Something has to happen soon. Which is kind of weird to save since, I mean, the Egg Bowl is this week. weekend. We'll get into that. But right now, I want to get into our good friends over at

Roebuck, and we'll do so by recapping. This weekend and fun. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled out by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and they'd go a little. Little more, girls. Let's go. This weekend and fun, presented by our friends at Roeback, Wash 20. Wash 20. This time of year, you're probably going to want to tap in us some joggers, some quarter zips, some hoodies. Officially licensed game day materials. They have officially, like Dave said, officially licensed university game day stuff.

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It's fantastic. It's like my go-to gym wear. out rowback use code wash 20 it's a one-time use code load that card up check it out rowback uh randall me i get to talk about my weekend that's pretty actually a jam-pack weekend so as i said uh on thursday friday had a concert yellow card and a day to remember it was a very good concert it's interesting i'm going to do a little instagram post on my story later my last year spotify raft were probably my top five artists of all time. And in like the past 13 months,

I pretty much got to see four or five of them. And Daft Punk is one that doesn't, you know, perform anymore. So I've got to do a great thing. It's a year of live performances. And that was probably one of my last ones of the year. So it's pretty cool. Pretty cool to get to see. What do you say to the haters out there that looked at your average live performance per month

sitting at one and felt that was respectable for someone, you know, maybe in our age bracket, but maybe you and you're in a younger division and under 12 years kind of, kind of just par. Look, look, look. Yeah. I definitely have a- People were talking me. I have a buddy from back home that's like he's at like 40 on the year. Yeah, I just averaging one. I mean, I've seen more live performances, but like actually going out and getting tickets.

and all stuff, like, you know, it's, it's fun. It's fine. It's fine. You know, since KHA went down this road, what do you say to those people, hypothetically, they might be out there that say, you really can't count a cover band as a band you went and saw because it's a cover band and they don't have any original music. It's a live performance. Just say, what do you say to those people?

Not me, but if hypothetically not saying it. I would say it's not the year of main bands. I said it was a year of live performance. I went to go see plays. I went to go see live improv shows. it wasn't just concerts it was live performances a man of culture yes i mean you sit in front of a live performance a great one almost daily so including improv on this list and proving including like lord of the rings candlelight uh string quartet juke in the stats is what they would call it juke

in the stats that is true but hey it was i i've enjoyed everything i've gone also yeah don't let those hypothetical people out there are not going to let these haters yeah haters what do you also say to like there might be somebody out there said man you really went and saw one of your favorite bands yellow card and you yellow card isn't but i like them okay the day to remember it was the one yeah really okay good okay then this may take away those hypothetical criticisms uh what do you say to people who say man you went and saw a yellow card and you spent the first half of ocean avenue their biggest song recording a video for instagram see see here's the thing there's people either may be saying Whenever I do that, I'm like, I want to capture this, but I put it down here and I'm watching the show.

So a lot of the times I have to go back and edit out like when I'm completely go off things. Well, don't listen to those hypotheticals. Should they bring that criticism to you, which they probably won't now that we've addressed it? I'm definitely much in the knowledge of like, I don't want to be standing here, like looking at my phone during a performance. I just put it at my chest and I'm watching performance and hopefully I get the right captured. Okay. So I'm in the moment. Dude, look, I'm not one of those people.

I'm just, I like to give everybody's, well, not every. I don't like to platform every, uh, criticism, but so, but those are valid, I think, but I'm glad you addressed them. It's good on you, Randy. Anything else from your weekend? So that was Friday, uh, Saturday and I went over to Brett, Brett Merriman, ever hear about this guy, big game, uh, helped him build a, uh, he's making his Christmas village and he wanted to make it look like like a mountain.

So he's building like, he wanted me to help him build a T-year, system, top tier, you know, frat. Yeah. Built like a big plywood kind of table to go on his table and then like a small one and like built the legs and all that. So how does that? Actually, he just sent it to me. So he, the actual, I'll put it on screen a second.

Then Saturday night, we went to Omar's, our buddy's place for a friend's giving. So I went over to Brett's place, helped him build that. And then we also cook both our dishes in his kitchen. We went over to Omar's and then Sunday. I went back over to Brett's to finish it because we didn't finish. And then came in here to record the holiday 20, 25 retail therapy gift guy. Go and give them a listen. So that was, that was my weekend.

Is that with Will DeFries and Barrett Dudley? Yeah. And Sally DeFries. Oh, Sally. Yeah. It was a good, it was a good episode. Who hosted Willie? Oh, Will.

So technically Will, Will set in the seat next. to you because he was still feeling it was quite funny because he was feeling a little under weather so he sat there sally sat where you are and then barrett was all the way as far as way as possible that's dog behavior from will though getting in there yeah yeah that takes it with barrett a little bit over the weekend that's that was my weekend and fun just text it with barrett a little bit over the weekend uh let's do uh you know let me do mine i'll just get my other way i didn't i didn't do much uh caught up on pluribus yeah we'll just we'll leave it at that american revolution ken burns i'm not even caught up man i'm

just i'm just i'm just making my way through it it's just we're getting there dude i didn't realize um my guy washington uh a lot of else george yeah a lot of tactical uh i'm not here to to go at george washington certainly not that we've got enough people after us right now but i'm I'm just saying I didn't realize how many battles didn't go our way due to potential battlefield mishaps, things of that nature. A lot of the beginning, right? Sure. Lost New York famously.

But just other things. And I forgot about how we lost Charleston. Just, you know, I'm just a history guy. I needed a nice refresher. So shout out to Ken Burns. Highly recommend it. Um, love PBS. Um, love what they're doing over there. I sent them $5. A $5 donation. There you go. Just because I support the craft. That's what I do.

KJ, you know what's up. Uh, I had something, uh, go down. You know, Austin is the town, the official town of, uh, playgrounds that are, uh, breweries and coffee shops that have playgrounds that are extremely kid friendly. Yes. We've talked about this. There's at least 85 in Austin. Um, went to meanwhile Saturday morning. Been there many times. Link with some friends. And I was like, you know what? Let me see. Okay.

Friends with young kids. Okay. Young kids. We went ahead and I made the move into stout season, even though it wasn't cold. I was like, you know what? It's time. So I hit the coffee stout that they have there. They've got a, meanwhile, has some kind of collab with some coffee company.

It's a coffee stout. and it's a 6.2. Big dog. I don't know what it was. Dude, one coffee stout at 10.30 a.m. Absolutely took it out of me for like two hours. Yeah. I don't, it kind of felt like I was drinking Tussin, dude.

Was it good, though? I felt like I was sipping the Tussin. Like, I was eight years old again. It was very good. So I highly recommend it, but. Just put you on your ass, huh? It put me on my ass. Like, that was it.

People were like, do you want another one? I'm like, I really don't. That's it. I was good. I didn't have another beer until like 7.30 that night. Damn. Yeah. You get some night nights after that?

No night nights. Kids didn't let me sleep. Went home. Did a little baseball in the backyard, but that's about it. Saturday night, watched ball, did it all over again. It was a good weekend. We didn't even mention that Thursday night we went to dinner with our friend John Duda. Johnny D. was in town, former post-grab problems writer.

We went to Mattel Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos Mattel Ranchos Just a good time It was a good time Parks was even there He was regretting the knockout Martini

Yeah Not Parks John Right Parks and on Have a knockout martini I saw someone got some nachos Yeah I don't want to say anything I noticed I noticed you ordered nachos

I did I think I had to I had to I had to lean in A little bit How do you tell your son Like You is a man

I looked at Dave when I was always like, I think I have to do it. He goes, you do have to do it. To be fair, you liked your meal more than the rest of us liked ours. It's really good. It is good. They have really good nachos, especially when you go poncho style. Tell us about your weekend, Dylan.

You can leave all of. Yeah, as Dave said, started with Maddo Ranchos. You know, they hit the, you know, okay, there it is. Thank you, Sam. That was fun. Friday, Chelsea and I took Parks out to dinner because it was his last time with us, before he left. He's in Palm Springs right now with his mom. So, uh, yeah, we enjoyed Friday night together. And Saturday and Sunday, it was just filled with football watching and chores

and just getting roasted by, epically roasted by Texas Tech Twitter. I miss this. Yeah, didn't really do much of anything, which was nice. Yeah, nice. It's good. And that, yeah, I'll keep it short as in how much going on. We'll get, we'll get more into. You look good, by the way, man. Thank you. This, I mean, you kind of look like you normally look this is kind of how dylan works yeah this is just you just you dress like i dress like this every day you got a glow about you thank you i appreciate our good friends at poncho as my poncho marfa button down on looking good kj i'll be quick about it um sorry was saturday watch the ponies win a game we'll talk about that later let's

sunday what would you say in this acceptable start time for a five-year-old birthday party oh acceptable start time no uh 10 a m you can't go after oh you gotta think about naps and shit yeah 10 a m's a good one 10 a m or 2 p.m. 9 a.m. 9 a.m. start time uh for yesterday's birthday party i will say it was uh at the end of it phenomenal experience great little such situation, they had rented out like what's a day camp scene, basically like a big open gym, essentially, had a bunch of tables for all the shit that you would just keep kids of all age ranges, like entertained for hours. And that was it. Like kids just played a ton. So it was fine. But it was the first time I'm like throwing some smear on a bagel at a birthday party.

you know chatting it up barefoot in like this kid's play area so it was it was a little bit different but uh we powered through yeah them feet out i did not have the dogs out uh it's certainly it's certainly wool sock season here up north it's a great weather weekend but uh you know got to keep them woolies on uh did you back your truck in and let the kids jump through tables like bills mafia style i don't know why that would do that. But I was just thinking that'd be a fun activity. It's essentially this kind of vibe that you felt like,

like you're up in chaosless going on like at an ungodly hour. It felt like adult child tailgating. It's my second very questionable line of the day. But it just, it was a weird, weird scene to be like, you're on at 9.15 a.m., which I guess teachers deal with every day,

but whatever. Any of you, that was the weekend? Was that Packers related, do you think? had the early game right that was my thought they had a noon game packers uh viking so and it was at lambo so there was plenty of interest of for people of like watching that and doing that but what we experienced last week three straight weekends of birthday parties by the way what we experienced

last week uh the game was on just in a designated area and i didn't give shit about the game but that was kind of choice because you had a spot to beat um but this weekend i don't know It's just the time that was given to us. So we don't ask questions. Okay. Yeah, nine, nine's, yeah, that's, nine, that's, yeah, I don't know. I feel like it gives you time to get the, if you got little ones, need to nap. But, yeah, that's tough.

It's the early as I've ever heard. Oh, here we go. Randy put up the, uh, Randy said enough of KJ's weekend. Randy said back to me. I was just throwing up the, uh, well, Brian I did. So that's like the temporary kind of scene. He said he's going to, that's not. the finest piece but like this is a that's uh that's cool so show us the finest piece can we zoom

in on the right so yeah this is a little christmas village he's going to make it look a little more mountainy and stuff but yeah so we just i just helped him build this uh little tiered system and this dude um this dude goes all out man and i appreciate i love christmas villages i need to see some cotton snow he's i don't think he's finished yeah yeah okay not finished yet What's it modeled after? Vancouver BAMF area? Yeah, the whole area. Is that like a little street light, street lamp down there that I'm seeing?

Or what, what? Like on the second tier, that light, what's that light? That might just be the, uh... Oh, from the house. Actual house. So I think he's going to put street lights and like... If there's a land, like an old-fashioned lamp post, like in the snow, that would be dope. Yeah.

So I think he's going to do that and maybe put some cobblestone here and stuff. So it's very, very still... much in the cobblestone is he entering this in some kind of contest or something he's going all the fuck out he just wants to have a good uh christmas village for years to come can you uh can you zoom in on the top tier that'd be my frat you don't do you dude fucking zoom in on that and leave it there just leave it there dude yeah yeah i don't need to see the other stuff you fucking frat hell yeah uh but yeah so that's what we did all we can. Man, that's really picturesque, man. He should probably, like, take a photo of it and then

upload it to an aura frame. That's exactly what he should do. Is what I would do. What if you could give a gift that brings your favorite holiday traditions and memories to life every day? Well, the aura frame you can. We love aura frame. I see that our aura frame's back. There is not a better gift to give your parents or your grandparents, your in-laws or whatever. One of the great things about it, we've talked about it many times. There's a little QR code that you peel away on the box. You can snap it with your phone. And in the app, you can preload pictures onto it and video. So when you gift it to someone and they open it and connect it to Wi-Fi, boom, they

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That's sick. She takes a lot of accidental pictures, so you'll just see the pictures of the floor. Like, Mom, we got to clean this up a little bit. There are like 900 of them. It's pretty funny. Hey, she means well. I want you to upload your entire camera roll to this. I want to see it.

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Let's talk cowboy hats, cowboy. Oh, gosh, man. I've been trying to like log off. I don't really have time to be on Twitter. I'm always in the fields tending to the hogs. Yeah. I'm always out there. I'm always out in the oil patch, man. Well, yeah, you were. Logging miles.

Logging miles in the patch. What does that mean? Negotiating leases. Wow, you do it all. Yeah, I do. You really do it all. So what happened, man? You were very online over the weekend.

I was very online. So Saturday, college football in the morning. Was it the big noon guys? It was Fox, I think. They had Jacob Rodriguez on because Texas Tech had a buy week last weekend. Heisman Canada. Jacob, look, a fantastic linebacker. Like, it's legit.

He's, like, actually getting, like, Heisman talk. He's not going to win it because it only goes to quarterbacks with Gotti stats on top 10 teams. It's really kind of lame. Fair? Anyway. RG3 has been really big on the Jacob Rodriguez-Hiseman push. RG3. Okay, sorry, this is an aside.

I've been thinking this. RG-3 is very online right now, like he has been. He's got the podcast, and he's. I think he knows that tech has the most, one of the most rabid online fan bases, and he knows if he can get in with them, it is clout. And it is, it is a big, big, it's a smart play. It's a smart audience to panter to a little bit. Not saying he doesn't deserve Heisman buzz because he does.

But RG3, I've seen him lean really into it. And I'm wondering how much of that is like him being like, I've got to get these tech guys on my side. He will hit you with a cowboy hat every now and then, too. RG3? Yeah, he wore one Saturday morning. I'm not going to name names, but my high school group chat, one guy in there who's cowboy adjacent was roasting it because it was a straw hat in November. It's off season. That's for sure.

Jacob Rodriguez, however, he's doing it right. He's doing it right. He has a felt hat on. He does, man. It looked great. So he took a selfie video and posted it. And because of the way his hat is shaped, it's really, it's like really wide in front. like the bends are like out here right and so when you when you have that hat on and you do a selfie video with like the foreground of the hat like it just looks very prominent in in frame there

so it straight up looked like it was on backwards of course it wasn't on backwards and anyone people know that right i don't mean it was it looked backwards but it wasn't dude i i i genuinely didn't know which is i'm gonna i'm gonna air to kj kj not only uh lived in Lubbock, but played football for Texas Day. So I'm going to leave it to KJ. I'm going to flat out say, A, I did not know,

but what I immediately look for in the comments, as we'll get to, was none of the immediate responses were like, oh, it's correct. Which made me only further believe that you were being serious. This was like, like,

that made me think you were being serious and that they knew it. So I'm like, shit, I just don't know. I'm going to stay out of this. So Jacob Rodriguez. Because if you know anything about the guy other than the fact that he's a good football player, he is, he's a cowboy hat wearer. Like this is, it's, this is his actual look. We're not talking about some guy who just do a hat on just to, you know, for the TV spot there. Like, he's an actual cowboy hat wearer. There, there it is right there. There you go, Randy. It looks like it's straight of looks like it's on backwards. Also, just extremely, uh, the guy's a brick shit house. He's good. I don't know. Broadhead. Real.

wide thickhead. Yeah, that's a fire hydrant. Wichita Falls by way of Minnesota. Do you know he's born in Minnesota? I did not know that. I just learned that this morning. I was trying to confirm hometown too. Wichita Falls.

I've been in Wichita Falls a few times. Three star recruited Virginia. Played Virginia year. I don't know. Transfer him, I don't know. Played Virginia as a quarterback and then transferred to Texas Tech his sophomore year. He was a quarterback? line back there you go correct did not know anyway i quote tweeted this video and i said

tech fans your king wears a cowboy hat backwards just just dropping a line we're just dropping a line getting a little getting it's even get a little tug see now you're your engagement hacking but you're going out at a different way because you know tech fans they're they're an interesting bunch. If you aren't from around these parts or a Big 12 fan, you may not know that Texas Tech has a very rabid fan

base. They love their red Raiders, and I respect that about them. And so I knew that I knew that poke in the hive a little bit was going to get somewhat of a response. I didn't know I was going to get called gay like 40 times, though. That was not a

moment. Yeah. Once I got word that you lived in Austin, that's right i have austin austin in my bio so i'm just a gay liberal hippie from austin who doesn't who doesn't need to tell people in west texas how to wear their cowboy hats well the response i got and i'll go through a few of them dave here okay only the ones you can yeah i can't go through all have that dump button ready to rock like the one guy start before you start before you start i just want to add one bit of credibility before you start to them yes from austin owns horses has like done

more ranching or outdoor activity than like not just guy from Austin. Let's clear that air. You do have some. Doesn't do yoga. My son, my son owns two head of cattle and that's, that's a fact. There you go.

Thank you. Yeah, we have a ranch. I am from, look, I'm from Austin. Like, I'm not,

I'm not going to hide behind that. I am from Austin, which is in Texas, by the way. Been to the saloon. Austin is in Texas. Yes, it is a,

it is a blue city as most, big cities are. Yeah. Anyway, all right, go ahead. Yeah. I don't have any of these on screen right now, but I'm ready to find whatever you need. I was called, I was called, um, in an R-worded F-sler. Okay.

An R-worded F-sler. You know what? For Twitter? Somewhat tame. By Glock. Most of this is just people saying like how I'm from Austin. I need to shut the fuck up. But yeah, it's, um, let's see.

started off with, we don't listen to anyone from Austin, especially a 40-year-old that wears his cap backwards as a fashion choice. That's fine. 42, right? Yes. Some kid who look like about, some kid who look like about 16 and his profile picture said, you're pushing 50, bud. Like, what does that have anything to do with? How is it related to the discussion at all? And I'm not. I'm 42. I'm 42. Ad homonym attacks. Yeah. L.O. One screenshot to Wash Media and Homeboy deletes this and runs for the hills. We got a real park dead. over here trying to be here on social media. I think he thinks that Wash Media is like some big, like reputable media company and I'm just a number of people reached out to me

to see if I'd be firing you today. Well, I tagged you in the right here. I said, please don't send this to my boss at DeCarter Ruff at Wash Media. Did he said Park Dad, meaning like, did he misunderstand that you're like? I think so. I think so. What would that even be? You're just a dad who likes to go to the parks. I'm just, don't know. I'm kind of offending now that you bring this up. Is it like a tree hugger thing? Yeah.

I don't know. Dude, I hate going to cool parks. I don't know. Yeah, someone took a picture of Brett's boots right here and put it on a TV. Oh, that's tough. I'm just kidding.

You got to shrink. Someone suggested that I wear my butt plug backwards. That's not. Okay. Kind of funny. Okay. Someone asked me if I'm, if I'm genuinely mentally unstable.

I don't think so. Not yet. Unhinged. Um, people pointed out that I, I went to Texas State, which somehow discredits my opinion on cowboy hats because it's not West Texas. Uh, you know who else went to George State? George State is George Strait. So just, that's right. That is George Strait.

Just kind of. Someone's making fun of the fact that Texas, uh, underperform this year. Like that somehow also discredits my, my take on cowboy hats. Um, let's see. Let's see. middle age man someone called me racist okay okay i don't i don't follow that i guess because jacob rodriguez is Hispanic i didn't say anything about his race visually you and jacob rodriguez look fucking related like what are we doing uh here's one ranny if you scrolled down a bit you'll see

the the still shot of dave from spooky season when he's wearing a cowboy hat and a gene a denim vest unbuttoned and with no shirt underneath. I was hoping this would find its way in. I have not seen this. Someone said literally the same hat as your podcast host and then that, which is fine. But then someone said, wait, this is, this is Dylan Schivoree's co-host. Oh, this is some brokeback mountain type shit. I got that shit on.

I did not realize this made its way into the conversation. Dave was in, this was for Halloween. Dave was in costume. He doesn't actually dress like this. That is his cowboy hat, but he doesn't dress like this. They weren't roasting the hat? No, they said... They know I'm a Stetson, man.

They said that you wear your hat just like Jacob Rodriguez does, which is not entirely accurate. It's so funny because the whole bit, like, oh, God. They think that this is like a slam dunk, and it just wasn't. Well, let me say... So I did talk to the board, and we are not going to terminate your position here. We are going to... After today, we're going to suspend you for the rest of the week.

Okay. That's all. I will accept that. I'm really sorry. Here's some more gender spectrum comments. Okay. Someone said that I need to focus on the homelessness problem in Austin. Yeah. Thank you. Homelessness and higher taxes and stop worrying about someone else's cowboy hat. This was your best response of the day. 100%. Was going to bring this up if you didn't. And what did you say? I said, okay, I'll get back to fixing those problems before I weigh it or something like that. I don't know. That was your like, because I missed. So I was.

at the brewery and this was going on. And I didn't realize how this blew up. So I spent like, it was a very slow burn. It didn't get any traction at first. Early evening, I started really looking through and I was like, oh my God, this got out of hand. And I saw that and I was like, yeah, this is, this is the one. This is the one.

I even saw you, I saw Aggie Twitter kind of jumping, uh, getting your back a little bit or he's jumping after, uh, our friends at tech. Um, this was good, man. And it was, it was just cool to see all these, all these cowboys take some time from being out in the field to getting back on Twitter, like a cowboy does. Yeah, just apply a little bit of logic here. If you are from Austin, if you live in Austin, until Austin fixes the high taxes in homelessness problem, you can't have an opinion on anything else.

I feel like that guy had an agenda. You need to focus. If I were the mayor of Austin, maybe that would apply. You know? Well, why don't you tell people how you voted? Okay. Come on, dude. Dude, they even posted your Haraches.

Oh, that's right. Thank you. Somebody found Dillon's Haraches. Someone pulled up a picture of my Haraches, which is a shoe, a summer shoe, from a post I did in 2020. Don't say summer shoe. You're not helping your case. Which is a 2022 post. Someone dug way into my media archive.

That's not what I'm talking about, but that's from my Instagram. Oh, that's tough. People went to my Instagram and pulled that up and said I'm wearing my wife's shoes. Those are not my wife's shoes But those are actually just my shoes And I actually quite like them Those are sneaky gas But my my bone-colored Horace is someone pulled up

I'm once again going I have to fade out to you So I don't scroll on screen about what everyone else is saying Well, I go find this You know you're not responsible for other people say Randy It's okay A lot of cactus emojis I don't know where the Harache picture is

But it's in there somewhere Yeah it's just buried It's hard to follow buried in you got to expect band, all these. I thought I was going to pull into our parking lot today and it was going to look like Knicks, the Knicks parking lot with a bunch of like F-350s backed in and a bunch of dudes just ready. Good old boys just waiting on their tailgates.

Just a bunch of just real cowboys, no doubt about it, just a lineage of cowboys who also are very active on Twitter. This response I got was because I said a guy on their favorite football team wore his hat backwards. Imagine if I said something like actually bad about the guy. I'm going to be honest. This is kind of their Luca. And if this was like, if you had done this about like, Luca, I could see me pile on from an anonymous account.

I would have called me gay? No, probably not. I feel like that's the easiest. That's like the lowest level one where like it implies some like the F. I feel like there's a stark difference between the F word and gay. When it's said in this context, I mean, I'm not saying it's better. Right, right. But I feel like one is meant to like take away some mouse.

She also point out that his wife commented. You know, his wife quote tweeted me. And she didn't say anything mean to me, but she said, it's a custom hat shape, do better. And because she quote tweeted, all the tech fans like, oh, I just want to, I want to, you know, back up the princess of Lubbaker. And so they're all like, her post got a lot of traction too. Like, look at this fucking idiot. Like, I'm sure she's going to see this, dude. She told you to give you a heart.

Sneaky my back's looking good in that one photo where you're fake paddling. What is it? I haven't seen this one. This is one here that says it was responsive. Someone said it looks like you cheat on your wife with men in the gym. Oh, that's right. And someone responded with me bent over. And then also Dylan paddling Dave. Dude, zoom in.

Okay, that's actually pretty funny. Did I just take a picture of your thick backside and that was the context of that? Yeah, I think I was just bent over. What did I say? How am I supposed to podcast with this going on? Okay. It was me bent over doing something in the studio. They don't even know.

Dude, they dug through to find any shred of evidence that I was actually a homosexual. This is what they came up with. God, thank God you never retweeted the bendy tweet. Oh, my God. Yeah, no kidding. So, paddling Dave at the pool. So his wife, she is an Air Force pilot, correct? Oh, I've known nothing about her.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Jesus. Thank you for warning me of a force field because I was about to be a little bit bothered by this context. They are, if this hasn't happened yet, I'd be surprised. But I feel like they are so primed to be USAA's post-Gronk campaign. The fact that, like, I mean, he's, you know, going to be, he's going to be there, the Heisman finalist. And she's done combat, flew helicopters or planes. I don't know her actual backstory, but this seems like a real layup for our friends at USAA.

Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right. God, that's a tough, that's a tough position for your feet. Yeah. How did you post that? Because the rest of the picture was pretty dope. It was for Chelsea's birthday. And I was like, I don't know.

I mean, what do you do? My son's in the picture, too. It's a great picture. I was like, Wizard of Oz. I just had my feet. I was caught in an awkward, like, I can barely reach the ground. So I have to, I have to, like, as a set of base and, like, you know, you know, ground my feet a little bit, and I just, I did it.

That's almost the same position in part of his feet where when he was getting dragged down the stadium. Yeah, the feet aren't a good look in that picture. Jacob Rodriguez, if you're listening, you know, I don't have anything against you, man. You know, you're fine, dude. The best response to the night. And your wife, for that matter. Was from another very lovely couple, and I'm very happy for him.

That being said, I want to, I want to, the Aggie who responded to her said, he went in and asked for a custom hat. What was it? It said, yeah, can I get a custom hat? I'd like it backward, please. Dude, I saw that. Yeah, can you shape my backwards? I swear to God, part of the reason I didn't.

I wanted to, like, get some jokes off and some bits on this. I didn't know what was right, what was wrong. Right. I texted this to like my friends who, like, were actually in that world. And they're like, uh, it's probably custom. Someone told me it was a bull rider's crease. Sure, sounds great. Don't know if that's a thing.

I'm wearing socks. I'm just a city boy. I don't know if that's a bullrider's crease. Yeah, I never wrote a bull. I was only strictly Bronx. Look, hand up, I'm not a bull rider. I wouldn't know. I've never written a bull in my life.

I did back up my Jeep Grand Cherokee at Nick south of the loop one time, though. Did you? I did. You popped trunk on them? I didn't pop, no, I didn't pop drunk anybody, but, you know, catch me. I dabbled. My time there was, from a social standpoint, was positive. Twitter, and social media in general, but Twitter especially, is such an interesting place.

It is so easy for people just to get so angry over the most meaningless shit. Dude, we didn't even talk about it. You were challenging people to combat. Oh, yeah, that was the main thing. I was like, coming. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I was. I called several people a pussy.

Some dude said I was 5'7, and I was like, all right, man. why don't you come get it then or something i don't know yeah yeah i called i said fight me pussy pussy boy to this guy josh he spent he spent a good part of his afternoon coming at it coming at me come on josh also has the cactus in his uh do they all that that's the identifier for a texas tech fan you have the cactus emoji i'm gonna make that mine in your name i'm gonna infiltrate man this must have been tough for our friend landry landry had a comment early on he called me a silly bitch i think you knew kind of knew deal. He knew not to take it too seriously. I feel like that was probably the flare. Like he was

subtly like letting everyone else know because of his comment. Did Azteg? He was put in there. I was let's say they probably called in the boys that way. Maybe it was a Landry's response to me that got me on to tech Twitter. Maybe. It probably helped with the out. Yeah. I didn't see anything from Azteg guy soft now. He got married. He's soft. He's lost it. He didn't come at me. he had to him he probably blocked him that's why he didn't see him what a pussy

did you block him no I've never blocked him I've muted them in the past I bet coach beans was coming for your ass let's see I'm just dude

what did ass tat say oh man what Randy what's so funny this is the the guy that said he was going to screenshot it and send it to wash media and then when he tagged you

said don't send it to D Carter Ruff my boss he said man's an attorney for the state of Texas, I'd assume you would expect a little more integrity from your staff. My firm sure is how wouldn't stand for anyone being, begging pussies to come fight while representing the brand in their bio. Man.

They were a law firm. That guy thinks way too highly of law firms. A law firm called Watched Media. I'll call Buzzbee and ask. My firm shouldn't stand for anyone begging pussies to come fight while representing their brand what a what an eventful Saturday it was it was fun man we do have a good job I want to applaud I want to applaud Dylan because thinking back to when Texas left the big 12 the final year in the big 12 I don't know who you had on the schedule I think you might have had Texas and we talked

about it on too much dip like it wasn't I won't say like anxiety there's no concern but we knew there was such an amount of chatter like there was no way that Texas was going to win that game, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, but we discussed how bad it would be if they did win it and what the mentions would look like, like in perpetuity having that on the record going forward. And I think your approach in general to dealing with college football Twitter at that point was like a flat out mute, not here for it. So you're right.

Having gone from that to yesterday or whatever Saturday, where it was just casual, lobbing out bombs and responses. Yeah. When it comes to shit talk... It was beautiful. Yeah, I don't like people shit talk football to me, so I just don't, I don't initiate it. You're right. But this seemed like it was enough away from the actual football field that it was like, you know what?

I'm going to have some fun with some tech fans today. They didn't even find out that I'm a T-shirt fan either. Imagine that. That could have gotten real ugly. Oh, man. I did not go to UT. Hand up. I did grow up here.

God. Well done. Well done. It's just a big content day for me. Do you pick up any followers? I did. Yeah. Good. Yeah. I got a few followers. That was nice. Oh, man. Maybe a few on follows too. And that's okay. I'm most, I'm disappointed in NASTA guy. You think you know somebody and then they go, MIA on like, yeah, what's his deal? That's like, that's a guy like a healthy scratch on the Super Bowl. Maybe he doesn't want to get muted again. That's probably it. Yeah, he should have come at me.

The gambling gauchos came at me a little bit. Oh, we've had them on. Remember them? Yeah. Yeah. Would they mean? Good, dude. No, no, they weren't mean.

They just quote tweeted, I put the, to promote this episode, I did a little video of me and a cowboy hat, and they quote tweet it and said, Texas fans, your king, where's a cowboy hat backwards. That's good. Okay. It's good. All right. I'll give a little RT for that.

Man, I don't know, man. It's funny because in this video, I'm wearing the hat and I'm wearing now, when you have the, when you have the camera close on you like that in selfie mode, it does, it does make it look extra wide in front. Dude, dude's fucking head is so, yeah. It looks wider in front there than it does, I think, at a wider angle. Well, that is strange, yeah. Yeah.

So a little optical illusion going on with the Jacob Rodriguez video, but it is a wide, a wide set bend, very wide. We call that a bull rider's crease, but I would expect you to know that. Bull Riders creases. That's a real cowboy. That's how we wore him in Duncanville. He's a real cowboy right there. Well, guys.

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of a website or domain. Squarespace.com slash steam for your free trial. Ready to launch. Use offer code steam to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Let's switch gears here because you weren't the only one getting roasted in an epic, vulgar fashion, unhinged. Yeah. this guy Elon did Rogan again

He I see people say this about Elon He's so desperately More than anything in life Just once for people think he's a funny person And he just doesn't have The funny gene whatsoever Can you play the clip

But he keeps trying Yeah I did not watch this interview To be completely transparent You're never going to catch me Watching a Elon Musk Joe Rogan podcast it seems like Elon's kind of sneaky doing the flat top now

I'm not sure what's going on there but yeah so we're talking about Grok's unhinged mode yeah and how you can have fun with it at parties this is exactly this is after you ask a girl if you're allowed to meet her then you do this

if you want to have a good time or like make people really laugh at a party you can use grok and you can say do a vulgar roast of someone, and Grock is going to, it's going to be an epic vulgar roast. You can even say, like, take a picture of, like, make a vulgar roast of this person based on their appearance of people at the party. So take a photo of them.

Yeah, just literally point the camera at them and not do a vulgar roast of this person. And then, but then keep saying, no, no, make it even more vulgar. Use forbidden words. Even more, and just keep repeating, even more vulgar. eventually it's like holy fuck you know it's it's like i mean it's trying to jam a rocket up your ass like and and and have it explode and it's like you're positive it's it's like how is it like how is it like that at all i don't know i don't i think he's saying that maybe grok will say like i want to jump a rock rocket up your ass and make it explode maybe i think that's maybe what he's

trying to say i could tell you that's not a good pickup line um we need the epic vulgar ross clip for the uh this weekend and fun you can i make that request now maybe yeah sure the the fact the the fact that joe like even like feigns laughter you got to play along with it dude dude there's there's no way he thinks this is funny he tries to move on from it he goes well it's crazy that grok keeps getting better and better yes like to move the conversation along but elon's not like no let's keep talking about the epic roast it's so bad dude It comes across as somebody's never been to an actual party. And I don't mean with status and money like after the last 10 years of being Elon,

I mean like in their formative years have not had been to a party or whatever. I was going to say he literally was drinking wine with the Honey Badger. What are you talking about? That's true. Sure. The clutch move. Whatever. But maybe my favorite part of this is you take a picture of the person and Joe Rogan

fills the need to clarify or one way or the other the person says you just take a picture them yeah you literally point your camera at them and i'm like if we know how is that the verification of like you take a picture of them i guess maybe saying like you upload a picture versus you like live take it right there and give it to grok but i'm like okay do you want to know uh some people actually like tried this and i'll read you a little bit of what an unhinged roast might sound like or read like. Is it epic unhinged? You tell me.

All right. Buckle up, you absolute discount been human. Is that a Saudi prince? You crawled in here begging for an epic roast in an unhinged mode like a masochistic Roomba that keeps slamming into the same wall hoping this time it'll feel good. I get it. You want me to stop, Dylan. I'm not going to.

I'm going to keep reading. That's really what it says. Wait, is it roasting the person who, uploaded? I guess. I don't know who it's roasting. It's that they up, oh, this guy, okay, this is a says you're the kind of person who puts visionary in their bio, but your biggest life achievement is managing to microwave fish at work without getting fired. Yet your personality is so dry. It makes the Sahara look like a water park. Epic. Dude, I can, I can just envision Elon like reading this and just laughing his ass off. See, this is kind of like the guy. This is,

this is probably really good for guys who want to just hear like random slurs at comedy shows and it's like well you said the word you're not supposed to say paul walk that's funny i feel that funny of all the capabilities of AI like all that it's doing and this is what has him excited he's got to tell joe ruggin about it on hinge mode come on there's a an unhinged roast happening bro let's go out this weekend he is such a nerd i need somebody to do this uh to like a family member over the weekend can i get you to like do an unhinged roast of your son yeah kj can you do your neighbor the skin suit guy uh yeah no it's not happening but i have a question though um how could we get this from cringed great

and everything I just heard you kind of with AI you always think like okay what source material did they feed to this to like create this output and everything I heard guarantees that it

they never gave it any material from I don't know we'll say 12 to 26 year old reddit black youth now fuck Reddit this is that's probably where they started but there was no looking ass

fucking format in there. Like the delivery and everything we just heard could have been so much better. It's like way more problematic. Yes. They went that route. It's like if Elon personally wrote the code for this in his in his style of humor. You're right. If it was like, oh, old backward cowboy hat looking ass like shit like that would be fucking great.

That would actually be funny. It would be funny to hear Elon delivering it. I might keep that clip longer. But we could then talk about whether or not it's problematic or not. And then everybody on who would say it is could be just called woke and you'd move on. But this shit just sucks. This shit does suck. KJ.

KJ. Oh, big head looking ass. I got, I got served. So complete pivot. Like in the last week, I got served a reel.

And it was, you know, the AI voice that people using like reels and stuff. and it's just, you know, real generic. It was pictures of these three administrators at a school. And all it was was that kind of roasting with some words at the end that I won't use for like three minutes. And I went and looked it up and it said, because I was like, surely this isn't really like kids didn't make this and upload this because it's like got all these views now. And it's a real school in Memphis.

And these kids, whoever did it under like a. anonymous account they roasted these administrators and it was down like the next day but it was like they posted their principal and it was like i was like i can't believe this doesn't happen more but it was like ping pong forehead looking ass and dude it went on for like three minutes and they're just roasting and it was really crude graphics put on like a ping pong table put onto his forehead and i was like i can't believe this oh ping pong hey looking ass somebody got somebody got in big trouble for this that shit's funny It was hilarious.

Take that TikTok plus, you know, I always think of like Jesus Amiro when they would do their AKAs and like the absurdity of they do like a minute and a half of like their own AKA. It's the same shit plus maybe like the daily show element of you've got a visual going on over here. Mash that up with black TikTok. Do that AI. Yes. Or do what I did what I was thinking over the weekend, which is replace all the kids pop artists with AI vocalists because who the fuck knows who they are anyway and you're just print money. That's my investment.

If you drop looking ass at the end of the end of the weekend. an insult it just it takes it to another level there is a song that came out like 15 years ago it was called looking boy it was like something something something something looking boy and there's a line in it it says david ruffin looking boy david ruff and of course of the temptations correct and i'm not kidding for like two years i'd have random people reach out be like dude why they're like why are they saying david ruff looking boy i'm like it's not david ruff is not they're saying David Ruffin, different. Yeah, it was really, really

random time. Yeah, all in all, dude, you gotta stop platforming, Elon. I have a blanket characterization of anyone who uses epic in a non-ironic way. I know you do. And I just can't be your friend. Even if I'm typing

it out ironically in like a social post, I always think like, Dylan's going to read this, and if it doesn't read in the right way, he's going to be like mad about it. 2000s Like, 2000 to 2005, whenever that word hit its peak on the internet, it exposed all the just dorks in the world. And Elon's still there.

He's still there. Dylan never watched Epic rack battles in history and it shows. Or epic meal time. Come on, dude. So epic. It won the internet today. The same person that says both of those. Do you remember an epic beard man?

Kind of? He's like this old home. I don't know if he was a homeless guy. old big guy with a beard and he got on like a city bus and he like he's like an old guy and he like whip this guy's ass it's the guy it's the guy who like the answer is call the ambulance that's epic beard man yeah that's like the first time i remember seeing it i was like oh damn dude that went big because of tosh tosh point oh used to just run the internet for a while with all the viral videos before you know before we had our algorithms

KJ, we'll give you the last word Let's really quick I'm not even to do a whole segment But shouts to a weekend full football Slate Are you talking about that or are you talking about Oh, we're not on We got a whole other

Yeah, we're about to get Slating Let's move on. Let's move on I got nothing else I'm sorry I just wanted to make sure we weren't wrap in there Okay Beards looking good though Epic It is looking

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Pretty big little ball game. We do have a big one Friday. Pretty like you. The top five Aggies of Texas A&M, who maybe not wear their cowboy hats the right way. I don't know. We'll be in Austin. Yeah, day after Thanksgiving. Back to the tradition of having it.

on the Friday after Thanksgiving. And I don't know what to think. Don't know what to think. Arch looked, and I know they played Arkansas, which has a pretty poor defense, but he looked awesome. Six touchdowns. Poor us defense, if you know what I'm saying.

Poor us defense. But it's weird because at the beginning of the season, I'm like, all right, the defense is going to be really good. It was really good. Offense, not so good. And now it's kind of flipped. I'm not saying the offense is really good now, but the offensive line has figured it out. They allowed just, I think, like three pressures on Saturday against that Arkansas defense, held up really well,

and Arch was just throwing it around the yard. It looked really, really good. Still no running game. I don't know what the hell's going on there. And the defense is just getting gashed, man. Arkansas has a good offense. Tailing Green. Tailon Green.

Looks good. They're running back. RJ Washington, I want to say his name is. I'm not exactly sure. That dude's a dog. He trucked Michael Taff at one point, just totally embarrassed him. That was a tough scene. That was a tough scene.

He's really good. Their offense is good. But it's not just Arkansas. Georgia, Vanderbilt, these teams all put up a lot of yards on the Texas defense. I don't know what's going on there. Secondary is not holding up very well. So that poses a problem. Yeah.

I did. So, yeah, now I'm more concerned about the defense than I am the offense, which is the opposite of how I felt, you know, a couple months ago. They made big plays at the right time. Yeah. They still have Colin Simmons just disrupting everything in the backfield. No Aunt Hill, right? He didn't play?

He did not play against Arkansas, which we felt that big time, him not being there. But he expected to be back for A&M, so that's good. Although we had another linebacker who had a targeting penalty in the second half, so he's got to miss the first half. He's a starter. That sucks. I don't know what I think, man. This game A&M could win by 20.

Texas could pull it out and I wouldn't be shocked, but it's going to be a lot of fun. And I think Texas has a decent, it's at home. And Texas at home has been a different team, really. So I wouldn't be shocked if Texas won. I'm not expecting it. So don't come at me for that.

A&M is really good, obviously. They have a lot of speed on offense and it should be fun. Can I say my little. corner of south southwest austin was prime viewing for the pre-flyover was it oh yeah brett and i were like getting back from the store as it was like going over

it was sick what was it was sick what kind of jet just uh just a couple i bet i bet correct cool jets he didn't he didn't call it out he didn't call it out but it was cool like that just we happen to be outside at that moment i know what they i know what they are but i don't want to say it because in case they're top secret right dude flyovers are just the fucking best man They get me so much.

Could have been Jacob Robriguez's wife, apparently. That's right. That's right. KJ. Ponies back in the fold. Yes. Saturday was a wonderful day. Pony's absolutely dismantled Louisville, who admittedly was without their starting quarterback

and they'd been without their starting two running backs for the last couple of weeks. But neither of those teams or neither of those players, any of those players, any of those players play defense. We demolished them. We took them apart on offense and defense. It was a complete game put on by the ponies. It was tremendous to see their best game start to finish without question. You know, clicking at the right time.

But none of that mattered. The way that SMU had a shot to get back into the playoffs meant that they needed win their last two. Louisville this week, Cal next week. And they needed one of two things to happen. Virginia lose to Virginia Tech. next week or you need a Georgia Tech to lose to Pitt and then pick could lose Miami to make it better, but whatever. Georgia Tech has been in a lot of close games this year, but they have

shown that offensively, like they average 460 yards a game, balanced attack, great RPO's, good quarterback, sound team, and their secondary and their defense is just shit. And they have been even against I can't remember it was last week like Stanford maybe they played somebody who was terrible and very close very likely could have lost the game um but yeah Georgia Tech lost a pit shouts Pat Narduzzi for almost selling the game by going for it on fourth down and zone 30 when he was up 14 um because then Georgia Tech proceeded to score immediately and have like three minutes left in three timeouts to get a stop and score again and go to overtime. And all of that almost happened until it didn't.

And Pitt got a late touchdown to seal it. So all SMU has to do is beat Cal, who just fired their coach over the weekend because they lost to Stanford in whatever you call it, the game, the big game, whatever they call the Stanford, the rivalry game, whatever you call it. So yeah, SMU headed to Charlotte, most likely if they take care of business. against the competent Cal team. And then it's just up to Virginia. Virginia beats Votech.

They'll play Virginia. If they do not, could be 5,000 different teams. ACC is an absolute shit show after that. Could be Pitt, could be Miami, could even be Georgia Tech, could be Duke, who cares?

But if SMU is there, there's a path for us to go to the playoffs. We'd be favored against, I think, everybody, but maybe Georgia Tech. Okay. Okay. Man, I had admittedly written SMU off. Yeah. And now here we are.

A week force loss. I'd like to see, remind me quarterback's name, Sock kid. Kevin Jennings. I'd like to see him get another crack at it because that Penn State game last year was like really tough. I'm like, you know what? I would love to see, not say, I don't know if SMU deserves it. I haven't like thought that out. Boy, I mean, if they win the ACC, they win the ACC.

So let's see what happens. SMU would have earned it. How about I say that to be a homer if they do. Now, really quickly, I want to hit on the other slate games. And then can we talk what the playoff projections look like for a hot second? Ohio State Michigan, obviously there's two massive games, well, three massive games this weekend. We've talked about one with Texas A&M and Texas. Georgia, Georgia Tech is on Friday as well.

Georgia's favored by 13 and a half at Georgia Tech which last year Georgia Tech double overtime maybe triple overtime I think should have beat them Dan Jackson with the fumble forced fumble in the hole and there was one other penalty that was kind of bullshit that Georgia won off of

and that was at Georgia but Ohio State Michigan Ohio State's favored at Michigan plus 10 Ohio State's lost to Michigan four straight times favored by 10. Ohio State hasn't played anybody since playing Texas, and that was what, 1410, what was the final, 14-7?

14-7. 14-7. 14-7. And like Ohio State made a couple tremendous plays because they've got insane wide receivers, but it was a sound game by Texas that kept things close, and, you know, Arch wasn't really who he is now at that point.

So I'm saying 10s way the fuck too many at Michigan. That's just too many. We had a larger Michigan conversation before the show with Brett out there because we were just kind of talking about how like nobody's really or we're down here. You're not getting any Michigan conversation. We're like, wait, so who they lost to? And it's like, wait, if they win this, how do you keep Michigan? Michigan two lost team, right? And they're quality losses.

Oh. They have quality losses. Yeah, Oklahoma and who? Oklahoma, USC. USC. So we were just like, but they need to get in. Well, but then they would, they need some things to happen to get into the championship game, but they may be better off not getting into the championship game because if you've got two quality losses and you beat

number one team in the country, you know, I don't know. I'm not saying I think Michigan's a team that's going to get in and make any noise, but it's just like, man, I feel like that that conversation, SEC Big 12 bias down here, but like we just have not heard much about them. And I think it goes back to the thing I bitch about all year long is these nonsense rankings. And we say like, oh, well, it won't matter if they win their games. And I think this is a prime example of like, yeah, it does because now we're talking about can Michigan jump from wherever into the conversation, whereas like Texas is just outside that

bubble of discussion, but then Notre Dame and Miami with two losses. Like, they should be in that discussion with Notre Dame, Miami, frankly. Like, I don't know why you would rank them so far below Notre Dame and Miami. People forget Davis Warren beat Ohio State last year. The eventual national champion in the show. That's right. Best dude in college football. And then Bama, Auburn.

Bama's favored by five and a half on the road. All of the games I listed, A&M, Texas, Georgia, Georgia Tech. We had mentioned Tech, West Virginia. That should be a foregone conclusion. Miami, Pitt. All home dogs for all of these massive games, which is interesting. Notre Dame's favored by 33 and a half at Stanford. Stanford, who, like, isn't that bad.

Like, they're not a good team. It won't be close after what Notre Dame just did to Syracuse. But, like, 33 and a half is a fucking huge line on the road. but Bama Auburn if Bama loses to Auburn that completely blows up what's going to happen in the SEC that makes it what

Georgia and A&M if A&M wins or Georgia in Ole Miss if A&M loses in the SEC title game is that the outcome? I don't know that's a big end it sounds it sounds right

I have no clue Ole Miss is in like uncharted territory with what they've got going into the egg bowl with lane uh all but done to lSU if you listen to some people and then he's going to have a decision post egg bowl and i can see them coming out really flat this weekend i just i mean dude it it's really it's really interesting like just from like a personnel standpoint of like what what these guys are going to even look like. Like, do they even like him? It's an awkward locker room. It's insanely the quarterback posted about it. The quarterback had to go and put like, I don't know,

it had to, but posted today regarding like the amount of focus on a one game season that the team has. Your quarterback's out there putting out a statement. Yeah, like, absurd. From like, I want, I, I like old miss. I, you know, they're, I've got friends who went to Ole Miss. I'd like that Brett's really into it. And I get a lot of like a lot. We all get a lot of unsolicited Ole Miss information, which I enjoy. Well, he went there. Yeah, famously. He's a donor.

And it's like, okay, so yeah, I know a lot about this program. But there is part of me, if they lose this, if they lose this game, it is going to be, it's just an absolute stunning indictment on what not to do as a head coach and just absolute, the biggest ego check, it's bizarre. If they were to lose this game, it would be bizarre. And it's not out of the question, because Mississippi State has, they've had a lot of games this season that they've been in the mix to win against better teams and just haven't executed. And it's a rivalry game. Like whom?

Like who? Like whom? Thank you. Thank you. I would ask this. Like, let's say they take care of business here. They'd be a one loss team. Obviously, no question about it in the playoff.

But would a first. round embarrassment because they'd be at home would a first round embarrassment to the not say the same thing it could be to the ponies we'll talk about that second yeah like and if it's not smu like it probably's gonna be i guess it will either be slain or or whatever that's i guess so it most likely wouldn't be anybody else the ac c champion is who they likely will play um maybe miami if somehow miami gets said. But let's just assume they get embarrassing that first round. Even if you do this egg bowl right, they win big. I still think fucking it up in the first round is just as an indictment

on how not to handle this. I think that would like you've have to get through that game for this whole saga to not have affected your team in my opinion. He's going to hear it. Like short of like making the final four, he's going to hear it, I think. So you mean if he sticks around if he continues to Coach Ole Miss. Yeah. Yeah. That'll be a really bad. Is there a scenario where he says he's taking that job?

They win. They're hosting a home playoff game and he's not sticking around? Absolutely. It seems like it's, yeah, based on what we've seen. Yeah, that seems like that's very likely to happen. I don't know, man. You brought it, KJ, I think you had this point and I was, I stole your valor because I used this point at meanwhile brewing with some of the other dads.

You noted that like, okay, so the. offer on the table allegedly from LSU's like 90 mil and you're like is lane kiffin done enough to make double what james franklin's going to make oh yeah yeah and i'm like that's just like a that's just like a really interesting way to put it because like if you just lay it all out there and look at accomplishments of head coaches it's like what's the real difference between these coaches like james franklin is not online at all and doesn't do weird shit like i mean if you hasn't gotten left to the tarmac if you if you rank all the head coaches in college football where does lean kiff and fall for you like the bottom half of the top 10 i was going to say top 10 yeah like

probably but number one of available is probably the thing you know i agree with y'all on ranking but like that's but it just seems so strange that we're getting like insane about this offer at a time where like you would think that these institutions would be making more james franklin ask offers like yeah exactly come down to fucking earth it's it's just strange that he's generating LSU has just made this mistake, literally. If the smoke, if, if, if, if a quarter of the stuff that I'm seeing from, like, LSU people in the know that's getting texted my way, our way, it's like, fucking, this is insane. Like, this is like, this is almost like people knew, like, if it's true, like, a lot of this stuff is kind of embarrassing. It's like, dude, what are we, what are you all doing?

Not even that it's for Lane Kiffin, just that they're doing this for a college football coach, but, It's like, dude, they're, if, I don't know, it's like they're rolling out the, it's like it's Nick Saban. It's like they're trying to get saving, but it's, it's Lane Kiff. Yeah, that's what it feels like they're going after like, might be peaking right now and, and might be on, you know, still have a lot of really good years of coaching. Like, this is like the best form of Lane Kiffin. You're going to pay for future performance, but it's bizarre, dude. But are we setting the bar to where it's unachievable?

Because LSU's had their former two head coaches when a national championship, not named Brian Kelly shouts to his son for embarrassing everyone who watched the video of him. You can't watch it. We didn't even talk about the fact that we're talking about an LSU team that barely beat Western Kentucky.

That's tough. At home. At home. Anyways, prior to, had coaches have won a national title within the first four years. And then they still ended in a way where the university was happy that they were hiring somebody new.

Les Miles never coached again. Edo has not coached again. Neither of them were leaving to take other jobs. You know what I mean? It wasn't like a Jimbo leaving FSU. Like, hey, it worked out. We got our Natty. We had some problems.

But like, then he took a bigger job. So how do you see this going positively if you get Lane? Let's say he wins a Natty second year. You've clearly learned that that's not enough. So like, are you really? fucking telling yourself that in today's market in today's era you can ask for more than that dabbo's got two and that's only lasting so long credibility wise like i know shit's changed between now and then but like it it's disgusting how big of a like bar that they're setting for lane

i don't think nick saving could meet that bar it feels like that there are uh generic comment politicians, it feels like the governor's office, anybody else who's an elected official is using this as like, okay, I want to, I want to, this is almost a campaign issue for them. Like for future, like, look, I'm the guy. I'm the person who helped get Lane Kiff in here. So it's like a short term thing. And it's like, that's the way it's being treated, I think. And it's really insane. It's insane. But it is the current state of college football. And that's where we're at. So you guys got anything else on,

on slate? Not on slate, but I just wanted two questions about college football playoff projections that I've had as I've seen the recent ones. First is all personal selfish. It's like, oh, man,

wouldn't be fucking lit if S&U played at Texas Tech. Whatever. That's a simple answer, yes. Is it problematic that I'm just outright saying like, yeah, I'm not going to Oxford, Mississippi? And it's not because I'm like,

fearing a happy valley experience and like oh my gosh we're going to lose by so much i just don't know that i want to physically go to ox for mississippi for and root for the opposing team like safety concerns i don't know man i feel like safety concerns okay it might be it might be unnecessary it's not like there's examples of that anything bad happening but again it's in the year i've i've already met my deductible what do i have to lose But still, like, you're, you're worried about, um, instead of one, like five, seven kid in Happy Valley, you're worried about like 30 to 50, five seven kids in Happy Valley or in a Oxford.

Yeah, in the orchard or whatever they call the Grove. Short khaki shorts. Ah, you know what, it's been cold. It's probably khakis with the crease. Yeah. Barber jackets. We'll worry about it when we get there. I'll be back on it or something before then.

every projection I've seen for the top four and this I think impacts anybody you're rooting for has said like Ohio State Indiana in whatever order SEC champion Georgia's up there A&M's up there Bama's up there in some order I know we shifted from last year of giving the top four and like the buy to like whatever and not allowing more than one conference but are we seriously like making it completely okay to blindly say that big 10 and SEC title game like it doesn't give them they don't give two shits what happens like they're not going to lower anybody outside the top four like number four could get blown out by 50 and they're not going to drop them to five is basically what every projection is like

comfortably telling me yeah and that's bizarre to be like oh indiana and indiana is never lower than two like seriously indiana's going to play ohio state potentially you know the Michigan game aside and they could lose and people are going to still be like well it's fucking Indiana they got a state top two yeah right I mean you're playing in a bonus football game that you have to earn your way into that game so I mean logically it does make some sense but yeah it could look bad if you get just your doors blown off what makes you think like they they stay in the playoffs IU isn't going to win that I use winning this Friday what do you for sure Randall maybe Purdue doesn't upset oh yeah sorry

Sorry, Randy. I forgot that they've got their rivals. It could happen. Purdue did lose to IU last year, 66 to zero. So I don't think that they're going to be putting up that much numbers. I don't know. All I'm saying is it looks likely that SMU would play if they'd be the 11 seats. They play whoever's in that six spot.

So I'm hoping for some disruption up top because in order for it to be tech, like something needs to fall. because I will go to tech, I will go to Indiana, I will go to Notre Dame. I'm pretty much just saying I'm not going to go to Bama, Georgia, or Oleness. It's kind of where my head's, I'd go to Texas or I'd go to A&M. Give me any of them. Okay. All I'm saying, after saying nothing about them, but all I'm saying,

not a lot of people talking about Oregon, a couple gritty wins without like any of their wide receivers, including Decorio or the best freshman in the country. I'm just saying Oregon is a team that I feel like the general population is sleeping on outside of the pack northwest. I'm not sleeping on them. I'm just saying, watch out for Oregon. Quack. Fair.

Thank you. I don't know. Maybe I'd go to Eugene. I don't know what those tickets are like, though. That's, that's costly. But it'd be much friendlier, much, much friendly. You'd end up in Portland, uh, taken over a city block and like living there. Okay.

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Yes. And remember, so this is our last episode of the week. Yeah, that was the point I was getting at. Yeah, everyone have a happy, happy Thanksgiving. Hey, I'm thankful for all of you, all you listeners out there. And make sure that you remember to text Robert to 215-2-3 tomorrow night. All right. Well, KJ, thanks, man.

Let a cage. Best luck to all your cooking endeavors. All right. To everybody out there with their guns up, wreck them. Bye. You know what I'm going to do.