Circling Back - Text Door Neighbors At The Soho House

Episode Date: August 5, 2019

A dude flew over the English Channel on a Jetpack, Dillon discovers Boris Johnson, folding t-shirts vs. hanging them up, text door neighbors on Twitter, and Tyler C. actually went on a date with Gigi Hadid. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (8:08) Dude Jetpacks Over English Channel (14:12) Dillon Discovers Boris Johnson & UK Tour (34:26) Folding T-Shirts vs. Hanging Them Up (50:13) Text Door Neighbors on Twitter (1:11:46) Tyler C. & Gigi Hadid at Soho House Shop Circling Back Merchandise: www.washedmedia.com/shop Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 20% off) Honey: www.joinhoney.com/circlingback Hims: www.forhims.com/steam Indochino: www.indochino.com (STEAM for $369 premium suit) MeUndies: www.meundies.com/circlingback (15% off first pair) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast it's monday my name is will defries live on the early book cbd studios in austin texas am i right dave ruff so last night i made an executive decision with my television watching. Actually, technically it wasn't even TV. It was streaming, Netflix. It's a service that they offer, subscription-based. Heard of it. Watched Avengers last night, Infinity War.

Yeah. I did. Is that the first Avengers? No. Okay. I think it's the second. It's like a couple years old. It's one of the newer ones. It's the one before the finale.

The Marvel Universe is somehow more intimidating to me than Game of Thrones is. It's like a couple years old. It's one of the newer ones. It's the one before the finale. The Marvel Universe is somehow more intimidating to me than Game of Thrones is. Well, because I feel like I need to know all this stuff. Let me tell you this. I felt the same way. We've actually talked about this. I didn't know how to go about getting into it. I didn't even try.

I didn't try to re-watch all the Thor movies or Captain Planet or whatever, Toxic Wasteman, all that shit. Yeah, I don't think Captain Planet's a Marvel guy. He should be. I just went into it, and I turned it on, and you know what? It's fucking good. Of course it's good.

It's excellent. It looked dope. Robert Downey Jr., I mean, you just forget how great he is. The reason it's intimidating is because each character in the Avengers has their own series of movies.

They all come together in the Avengers series. There's a lot to keep track of. But like Dave said, you can just do a one-off and still enjoy the shit out of it. The weirdest part is when they do it, you just said they do.

I'll come to you. What's up with that? I didn't expect this. The movie really takes a crazy turn when that happens yeah damn dude they're all shook

Thanos dude no wonder you like it so much but it is good man um yeah Chris Pratt I forgot completely that he was even involved in this

from Guardians of the Galaxy yeah is that a Marvel movie it's a series of movies I'm telling you every character has their own like series it's crazy I know that's not what I was asking I was asking if Guardians of the Galaxy I didn't know that was Marvel movie? It's a series of movies. I'm telling you, every character has their own series. It's crazy.

I know that's not what I was asking. I was asking if Guardians of the Galaxy. I didn't know that was Marvel. I said yes. I've seen that. I didn't realize that that was its own thing, too. Yeah, I actually really liked that. I guess that's why there's that tree.

The tree man? Groot? Yeah, Groot. That's all he says, man. He's tight, though. He is. he's a tree he's a tree he's the chewbacca of guardians of the galaxy yeah it's not like a knock on either of them it's not like a praise for either of them it's just how i look at it he's chewbacca i view it as praise chewbacca was iconic it's true yeah people really do like Groot. So now I gotta watch Endgame, which I think is now available

to stream. Is it? On certain platforms, yeah. Depends on what platforms you're playing with. I got them all day. You got all of them? Fuck yeah, I do.

Until fucking What's It Called comes out next week, Succession. Ooh, Sunday. Yeah. Like, this last night

was a terrible TV night for your boy. Like, streaming stuff. There are no new movies out on iTunes. There's not really anything I'm like chomping at the bit to watch. And Sally ended up watching the show on Hulu called four weddings and a funeral, which seems like something I should love.

And I just, I had no need to watch it anymore. I thought you were going to say you watched like La La Land or something. No, I just had no need to watch it anymore. I thought you were going to say you watched La La Land or something. No, Sally tried to get me to watch... That's streaming, I saw that. I forget. No, dude, as you know, I don't like musicals. That is a musical, isn't it?

Mm-hmm. I watched Inglourious Basterds last night, or most of it anyway, before I passed out. Oh, yeah? Yeah. That's all I really had to say. I was in a Tarantino mood is that's such a good movie you're still riding the wave from yeah looking back on it i think i think that's my favorite tarantino movie it's so good i don't think it's close i love i love his bastards yeah christoph waltz's performance is tight crush brad pitt crushes it like i just i think it's my favorite i i just really truly loved it. I will revisit.

Hey, is that streaming? It is streaming. What platform? I have it on iTunes if you want to just watch it with me in bed. I believe it's available on HBO now actually but I got it through Prime. I got it through Prime.

Did you get it on Prime Day? No. Yesterday was not Prime Day. Amazon Prime video streaming service is what I used. I'm going to get some stuff tonight on LimeWire. It's my streaming platform. I think it's a little outdated, though.

Mm-hmm. But do your thing, man. If it works, go with it. If you have a Kazaa login, hit me up. The scene where they introduce... There's no way your computer could handle Kazaa right now. The scene where they introduce Hugo Stiglitz is probably the best scene in the movie to me,

or one of the best. It's just really, really good. Yeah. The entire movie's... It's awesome. Yeah, as I look back on it, that's like the most rewatchable Tarantino movie for me. Yeah.

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Did you guys see this guy who jet-packed across the English Channel? No. I'm into it. Haven't they done this before? He tried and failed. Okay. And he's got a great name.'t they done this before? He tried and failed. Okay. And he's got a great name.

You ready for this? He's a French inventor. His name's Frankie Zapata. That sounds like a 16th century conquistador. It kind of does. Okay. He's French. Jetpack.

Can you, like, what exactly does this thing look like? Because when I hear that, I think of several different things it could be. You ever seen The Rocketeer? Is it really... Dad, is he not tethered to the water or anything? Is he just full? All right, I'm going to flip this to you.

Okay. I mean, he looks like he's from the future. He might be. How long is the English Channel? 21 miles. It's crazy that that thing has enough fuel to go that far. I thought it burns up real quick. How long is the English Channel? 21 miles. It's crazy that he, that that thing has enough fuel to, to go that far.

I thought it like burns up real quick. He's like doing small bursts. The real reason I'm sharing this story, and this is, I'm burying the lead here. He's a former jet ski champion. Wow. Do you think he played wave race?

I had to. That's probably how he trained. So he spent all that time on the water. He's like, I got to get above the water. Yeah. He's like, I'm,

what am I doing doing this? I got to fly over this shit. Wasting my time. Yeah. He like went out on a choppy the water and he's like, I got to get above the water. Yeah, he's like, what am I doing doing this? I got to fly over this shit. Wasting my time. Yeah. He like went out on a choppy day and he's like, this is so inefficient. Have y'all seen someone do a jetpack IRL? Yes. Like a rocketeer kind?

I saw some dude did it at a football game once that I was at and like landed at the 50 yard line. It was wild. Yeah. I've only seen the kind that suck in water and then propel you up. And I saw that I was, we were like, I in water and then propel you up. And I saw that. We were like, I was in Newport. Not to brag.

I was in Newport Beach. And there's a dude outside the little place where Eaton Oyster's at. And he was just doing it, showing off to everybody. Those are really cool. But they're not in the same ballpark as cool as the actual jet pack. You're very limited. Yeah. Because it uses water propulsion.

The first time I saw a video of it, and maybe the second and third time I saw that, I thought it was cool. And now when I see it, I'm like, I really don't care. Yeah. Because it uses water propulsion. The first time I saw a video of it, and maybe the second and third time I saw that, I thought it was cool. And now when I see it, I'm like, I really don't care. Yeah. Like, if I was around one, and someone offered it to me for free, I'd be like, yeah, I'll do it. I bet you it's fun.

I bet that's very fun. Yeah, I'd be like, yeah, let's do it. But like, I feel numb to it at this point, because you never see anyone do anything cool. They just go up in the air, and they're just floating there. You're not going to see me strap a jetpack to myself, though. You're not going to do it.

This guy says, Mr. Zapata Frankie's. It's propelled by kerosene. Okay. Kerosene. Gavin Rossdale of Bush. Kerosene. It was the same thing. Okay.

An underutilized fuel. That was a B-side. You don't see kerosene. Kerosene. No one's doing kerosene is what I'm trying to say. I was shocked when I read kerosene because I feel like that's an outdated source of fuel. Yeah. It just sounds hell.

I mean, I don't know. I'm not a fuel guy. How long did it take this dude to do it? 21 miles across the channel? It took like 25 minutes. So he's moving then. Yeah, he's moving. I think it was pretty fast.

Does he have like a safety? So what if it just runs out? Yeah. He brought an extra pack. Said he steered his flyboard aircraft. I think that might be trademarked. It flies at up to 87 miles an hour. Holy shit, dude.

That's moving. 1,500 horsepower? What? That's a lot of horsepower. Power 1,500 horses. This is wild. what it's a lot of horsepower power 1500 horses this is wild dude this is this is gonna change the game you need to like if you're like let's say you're a heavyset fella yes you probably do need to adjust to adjust the thrust to keep up with your weight to to move your big ass across that channel.

Probably uses more fuel, huh, Dave? Yeah. Where do you do it from? What do you mean? Is there like a city that you... That you launched from? Did he go from Dover? Because it looks, from what I'm seeing here, it looks like our man should have started at Dover.

He landed at the White Cliffs of Dover. Oh, okay. So he went oppo. Yeah. Tight. That's what's up. Dover. Oh, okay. So he went the oppo. He went oppo. Yeah. Tight. That's what's up. He didn't go oppo. Yeah, he went oppo, dude. He went from France to English. Is that even France? Like, what country is this? Yeah. Yeah, that's France, right? Do you think

that, do you think they're, do you think in France they call it the French Channel? I would. I think they fought wars over that. Like, what are we going to name this is that like where the beaches of normandy are is that that part of france they're close i wish i knew i wish i was confident enough in what i'm going to say dunkirk dunkirk is right there you know there's a war fought there at one point in history dave yeah Yeah. Yeah, pretty significant one, actually. Yeah, I know.

Sally and I just bought tickets to go to London over Christmas. Should I try to do this? It might be cold over the English Channel. You're just going to rent one while you're there? How are you going to do this? Yeah, I'm going to wear the Party Wave shirt and I'm going to do it. Maybe we can get a sponsor from the Jetpack Company.

Yeah, if anyone knows any of these guys, hit us up because I'll totally try. That would really ruin the vacation. You are not going to make it. I don't know why. You're just not going to make it all the way across. Something tells me I'd have trouble, for sure. Oh, so this dude, okay.

So this guy made this jetpack, and then he kind of burst onto the scene when he flew over France's Bastille Day celebrations in Paris. He what onto the scene? He came onto the scene. Oh, he burst onto the scene. French President Emmanuel Macron later tweeted a video. I love when presidents tweet videos. Good for him, man.

So yeah, he tried and failed. It looks like from the video, the jet propulsion things are on his feet. Is that accurate? I mean, if that's what it looks like from the video the the jet propulsion things are on his feet is that accurate i mean if that's what it looks like from the video because a traditional jet pack you strap it to your back like a backpack and like the things are the thrusters are on the that's where the pack is yeah yeah so so he's kind of like iron man the way he's doing it on his he's a mod He's a real life... Because Iron Man's got those things on his feet and his hands, you know?

It's actually pronounced Iron Man. Oh, okay. I didn't know that. Has Boris Johnson weighed in on this yet? Who? The new Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. His name's Boris? Yeah, have you not seen this guy?

This is the guy who has the wild ass hair. I gotta look him up. He's got like the blonde butt cut. Like a small child. I had a friend named Will Buck growing up and we called him Chili Bowl Will. And he looked like this guy. You can call me that. You should grow a chili bowl. It's not good.

Have you not seen this guy? No. This guy looks very British and very drunk. Type in Boris Johnson GIF. Just go, Dylan, turn your looks very British and very drunk. Type in Boris Johnson gif. Just go, Dylan, turn your mic off for a few minutes, do your research on Boris Johnson and he's a content machine. There's a video of him

like tackling someone in like a charity rugby game. He's just like murdering someone. Yay, Luke peed that guy. Yeah. It's ridiculous. That's a Bachelorette reference. He has a rugby ball

and he's trying to juke this child and ends up just trucking him over yeah that's great did y'all see the uh the video phenomenon on twitter this weekend on nba twitter because i guess somebody posted some videos of some dad dunking on some he crossed over his kid and just threw it down so dads were tweeting videos too it made maybe just this one guy i follow but there was like 20 videos of people just like, you know, lulling their kid to sleep, just crossing it back and forth, then just taking him to the rack and just throwing it down. If I had a kid, I would, you need to do that, Dylan.

But Dylan was like Terry's ACL. Is this guy just always drunk? I don't know. He looks like it. He looks like it. In every picture, it looks like he just came out of a pub that he's been in for five hours, just hammering. There's a show on, it used to be on C-SPAN, and now they put it, I don't know if it's

still on C-SPAN or if they just put it all on YouTube, but it's called the Prime Minister's Questions. It's where Parliament all gets together. I could be botching this. Sorry to any of our British backers out there. Parliament gets together and they all just start like hashing shit out. And it's essentially dudes just screaming into microphones. Oh yeah.

I think that's just like how they do it over there but they they televise it all and they so my buddy sent me the most recent one with boris johnson i think it could have been his first one or something it was electric television for about 15 minutes like it was just people fucking losing it on each other people getting getting told to quiet down. He's a content machine. People yelling bad form. I'm a big fan of this dude. Love it. I don't know his politics, but I don't need to.

I don't fucking live there. Has he been liking to Trump with that hair? I saw some comparisons, man. I can see people doing that. Yeah, there were people out there that were like, oh man, what a stupid country. They have this bumbling idiot with terrible hair as their figurehead. His hair's terrible in a different way, though.

His hair's terrible in a fun way. Yeah, it's like he looks like a wild man. It's like when you walk up to a little kid and mess his hair up and walk by him. That's what it looks like somebody did. That's perfect, yes. I just don't get how no one says anything. Is that disrespectful just to mess somebody's hair up?

Yes, yes, it still is. What's the owner's name for the Oakland Raiders? Davis. The late Al Davis, and now his son. What's his son's name, though? The guy who currently owns it. Is it also Al Davis? I think it's Mr. Davis. Anyway, his hair. Al Davis and now his son. What's his son's name though? The guy who currently owns it. Is it also Al Davis? I think it's Mr. Davis.

Anyway, his hair. Al Davis Jr.? I don't understand what he's doing. What is he doing? They're another level of wealth where their reality is... His hair, his front's not even cut straight across.

It's cut like at an arch. It's really strange. His hair looks like the hair of a dude, like an English dude. What's his first name, hair looks like the hair of an English dude. What's his first name, David? I think it's Mark Davis. Mark Davis. His hair is cut in a way that looks like some 70s British dude did it

who just does coke and stuff. It's like the worst haircut I've ever seen. It's the worst haircut I've ever seen. It really is. You've got the money to spend on any haircut you want. It's not worst haircut I've ever seen. It really is. Yeah, and like, you've got the money to spend on like any haircut you want. It's not good.

You own an NFL team. He's not an attractive man. You can afford this stuff. Why isn't anyone telling him like, dude, you have to stop with this? It doesn't make any sense.

Why is nobody talking about the Raiders do training camp in Napa? That's tight. They do? I just learned that. Wouldn't you? Per Twitter. How do you? Napa should just's tight. They do? I just learned that. Wouldn't you? Per Twitter.

How do you? Napa should just get an NFL team. No wonder Antonio Brown went to Oakland. Good for him. Yeah, he's a big wine guy. Yeah. Loves it. I'm surprised LeBron hasn't just made his home base up there.

Sheesh. Come on. Dude, how tight would it be if Napa had an NFL team? Your away games would be sick. Oh, the Lions are rolling into Napa to play the fucking... I don't even know what they'd be called. The Winos? Yeah, the Somalias.

I feel like that fan base... Napa Winos? The fan base wouldn't be very intimidating. They're more likely to have a professional polo team up there. Yeah, or Quidditch. No, Quidditch. I watched five seconds of the intern or the internship with ben what's uh vince vaughn and paul wilson it was the quidditch scene that movie was so bad man you

just can't recreate the chemistry that they wanted to recreate are there intern is it the internship are there internship stands out there are going to come at me like dude that's actually because like i get the little nicky stands and the Big Daddy. I'm fine with that. I understand. But no one's standing internship, right? No, no. Okay. It's not good. It's not good. It's by no metric. There's not a metric out there that's like, actually

the numbers show this was a good movie. It'll convince me to turn it on once in a while when I forget that it's not good because it's got those two. I'm like, oh yeah, that movie. And then I watch it for a few minutes. I'm like, yeah yeah, that movie. And then I watch it for a few minutes. I'm like, yeah, this is bad. Like all the ancillary characters to them. Sometimes a movie can be saved

with funny characters on the outside. Like, oh dude, that was a good character. This movie stinks. All the ancillary characters sucked. But then there's also a movie called The Intern with Robert De Niro where he's like an intern as an old man oh i thought that's i thought that's when y'all were talking about no that's but that's one of the movies that i

talked about the other day where it's like okay like when i see de niro's in a movie i'm like this is just his retirement fund that he's just like chatting right now sure um that movie also sucks 93 of google users like the internship starring... Are those... Oh, you know why? Because they intern at Google. Yeah. Oh, good call. See, this is...

Didn't they get the internship? This is why the federal government... Are you calling it a conspiracy? This is why the federal government needs to look into big tech. I've been saying this for a long time. Something tells me that if you and your boy

both apply for an internship at Google, like, two out of three of us aren't getting that internship. No. It's probably a pretty coveted spot. To be fair, they do have 35% on Rotten Tomatoes, so it's not certified fresh.

Fun fact about me, I don't really know how Rotten Tomatoes works. I don't either. What do you mean? I just hear it referenced a lot, and I'm like, yeah. How do you not know how it works? Is that a percentage of critics who work there? Who votes on it?

Just fans? They have both. Okay fans they have both okay they have both but like yeah it's just if it's if the percentage is over 50 that's good that means it's fresh no you don't want 50 still bad like this or out get out what was that movie called get out get out was it had like 100 for a while and so people were like freaking out and then one dude gave it like a while and so people were like freaking out and then one dude gave it like a negative review and people freaked out over it.

It's like well like So do you have to get vetted before you can go leave a review? No I think they have just like regular accounts that you can do but like for example Are people doing bids

on there yet? Probably. Like is there like a Chili's guy Rotten Tomatoes? Let's see. Like Toy Story 4 has 97%. So it's like very dope.

Lion King only has 53%. I saw some people that didn't like it. You know, it was too real looking. Aladdin has 56%. It's more light than Lion King. It was too real looking. It made it like a little weird. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood has 84% right now.

You know what? I think that's fair. 84%? I'm fine with that. I think that's fair. It's a good movie, but Spider-Man got 90%. Dude, I didn't realize that we had a little Spider-Man

in the Marvel Universe in the Avengers shit. I was like, oh, dude, yeah. Oh, yeah. Look at him fucking swinging around like a crazy-ass spider. A wild man. The spiders don't really swing from there. Like, they usually, when they make their web, they usually just sit on it. Like, that's their home.

Yeah. It turns out that those movies don't really imitate realistic spider activity. Spider-Man's like Tarzan of the spiders. And, like, No one's doing that He's shooting the shit out of his wrist Come on Have you ever Have you ever Spider-man kissed somebody

Like Tobey Maguire in that movie Done it upside down Not hanging No Tight I have I was inverted Whoa

No I really haven't I don't have an inversion table i would take one if there's somebody out there who's looking to unload of inversion table apparently people use for sex stuff i just want it for lower back stuff and just like chill out yeah we learned about the sex stuff on the patreon episode yeah we can't speak about that one but yeah i don't i feel like no one's doing that we can't speak about that one, but yeah. I feel like no one's doing that. We can't speak about that. What was suggested? Literally no one. What?

What was proposed? Do you remember? Oh, yeah. No, yeah. You're going to have to go to patreon.com slash circling back podcast to know what we're talking about if you're not already certified backer. Sexual maneuvers like that. But yeah, so training camp in Napa.

Cowboys do Oxnard, which is no Napa, but it's still Cali. Which part of California is Oxnard? South. It's like two hours from LA with traffic and shit. Okay. Okay. You know what? This actually...

So the guy, when we went to Napa, we had a dude that drove us around. We hired a driver because we didn't... You have to. We wanted to drink. It's the only way you do it. And he was an all-time Raiders fan. This makes more sense now. He probably likes them so much more because he lives in Napa too.

He had a certified Raiders tattoo on his arm and everything. One day he just wore Raiders gear. That's a strategic thing that teams do. Were they training camp? Cowboys used to do. They did Wichita Falls for a while in Wichita Falls. They did Austin for a while. They did Austin at St. Ed's.

Shouts to the Hilltoppers. That's when Dylan got absolutely hosed by Emmitt Smith. Dude, I might have been there. Because I remember we would road trip and I would go to training camp. Emmitt Smith. I hate him. Big time here. Maybe that was when he was holding out for that one season.

He was in gear, man. Oh, okay. Then they did San Antonio, and then it's like, okay, we're going to do Cali. Cooler out there. If there's an NFL team, though, that should be doing stuff outside

of their home area, I feel like the Cowboys, easy. That's Jerry's thing. They can easily get people on board. Yeah, that's part of America's team. But aren't they the wealthiest franchise in sports? I think. I don't know how they stack up to the soccer team.

I think they're number one still. Manchester United is right behind the boys, I think. No, not anymore. Oh, really? I saw a recent one, and I don't think they're even top three. I think they're number four. Debut of the American Pulisic. Is it Pulisic?

Friday. Went well, right? No, no. Or was that just a friendly? That was a friendly. Okay, but he still looked pretty good. Chelsea and Man U play this weekend. Is that going to be televised here?

Oh, yeah, baby. I'm in for that. Chelsea, I hate saying this. Chelsea's going to be a really fun team to watch this year. They might not be good. They were pretty good last year, but who knows? They lost their manager. They do have Pulisic, but they also lost their best player.

Who is that? Eden. I always mess up his last name. Hazard. He's Belgian, and he plays for... Thank you, Dylan. He plays for Real Madrid now. Shut up, man.

It'll be a weird season. They have a club legend as their new manager. They just love this guy, Frank Lampard. And so it will be interesting to see how they do. Interesting. But yeah, I'm going to watch more Chelsea games because of Pulisic. It'll be interesting to see if Frankie Zapata jetpacks into the game. That'd be tight.

They're going to stop the game. It's like jet pack on the pitch. Friday night. Hey, you're doing Peaky Blinders. You bet your fucking ass I'm doing Peaky Blinders, David. Are you liking it? I'm loving it. I'm on season three.

Okay, good. It's so good. It's fun. It's really, really good. Yeah. You see why you have to do the subtitles, though. Because otherwise I wouldn't be able to follow what was going on at all. Can I ask you this?

Has Tom Hardy made his presence felt yet? Oh, yeah. Good character. Oh, yeah. He is a good character. Oh, yeah. What's the main actor's name? I always forget his name.

He has the most identifiable face in Hollywood, though. He's the most, like, he's the perfect... Is it Nolan? Gangster from that era actor. Why did I... You just looked at me as if I know anything. I thought you watched the show too. No. I'm going to look it up because he's really good. That's surprising. This Peaky Blinders

feels like a DeVries show. Oh dude, you have to. I'm going to watch it. So please if you're out there, please don't tweet at me being like, oh you don't watch it? I'm going to watch it. So don't please, if you're like out there, please don't tweet at me like being like, Oh, you don't watch it. I didn't know this.

I didn't know this guy's name at all. Never heard of it. Sillian Murphy, Sillian Murphy. He's a silly man. Sorry. I'm sure he never heard that growing up. What years is this taking place in?

It's like the prohibition twenties, thirties. There's something about that time period where I, I get it. I don't love movies in that time period. And I don't know what it is. I don't know why. I can't put my finger on it.

But it's not that I avoid them, but I definitely don't choose it before something else. I feel that way about any English show about royalty, like 16, 1700s. When I see the red coats and the hares, I'm like, oh God. Had the crown started in 16 1700s yes like when i see like the red coats and the hairs i'm like oh god had the crown started like in like the 1700s and just built its way up i would have been out on it but that's the crown started at the tight part of it seems like that would have been the crazy part because that's when you had kings just doing wild ass shit well once they go through the current

day i'm sure maybe they'll run it back. I need to get in on the crown. I'm surprised you're not. You need to give Peaky Blinders a shot. Did you hear what I just said? No. Don't lecture me about it. No one's getting lectured. I'm going to watch it. I'm going to watch it.

I like that Dylan's been watching it for like two weeks, and now he's just staying. It just takes a few episodes to get it to... Cillian Chivory over here. To appreciate it. How does he spell Cillian? Guess. I really don't want to. Okay, I'll just tell you then.

C-I-L-L-I-A-N. Okay. That's a stupid name. That sounds like it might be like Welsh or like... What do you call it? Traditional Irish or something. What's your short name? Do you have a nickname at that point?

I'll bet people called him like Silly Putty. Do you know where he's from? I have no idea. I didn't even know his name. How would I know that? Just fucking tell me. You guys need to fucking relax over here. I just want to know.

We're going off the cold, bro. He's from Ireland. That was a good Irish accent, Dylan. You fucking ruined it. I'm from Ireland. That was good. That was even better. That was even better.

I crushed that. Save the donkey. Douglas, County Cork, Ireland. County Cork. Fair play, Dylan. I'm from County Cork. Fair play. It was a good proper scrap.

We might have a meat pie, Dylan. With a jet pack. That makes no sense. If there was a place around here that had meat pies, I would go get one. Close down. I noticed you are doing some soccer tweets, coffee and football.

And my favorite thing about that account is that you get the best of both coffee and football. Yeah. I had to pivot to football because, uh, all the soccer stuff I wanted was gone. So I was like, all right,

I guess we're going Spanish now. See, no one's combining those two things in one, one account like that. Like you've, no one's doing it. You've perfectly account like that. No one's doing that. Like you've perfectly done. Yeah, major shouts to the,

this is such a British opening to this podcast. We're just hella stupid British right now. We are. Between Boris and the English channel, and we're just doing a little tour de la. My life. I am excited coming up. You said Boris.

To stay on brand with the English stuff. We are getting closer and closer to September where they do the passport United Kingdom at Central Market. And it's just, you just,

you're essentially walking into like a meat pie store. I'm going to go this time. You have to go. Yeah. Especially now that Darcy's Donkey shut down our local,

our local English pub. I'm going to go. Oh, you have to go. I'm there. We're trying to get some capital to bring it back. If you want to,

if you want a tour, I was going to Central Market like twice a day during the first one. You're going to get some capital to bring it back. If you want a tour, I was going to Central Market like twice a day during the first one. You're going to take me on a tour? Yeah, I'll take you there, and I'll show you everything good. It's like you're over there. Wow.

But you're not. You're in Central Market. Can we dress the part, too? Dude, my plug is gone. Our plug is gone at Central Market. You always told me about this plug, but I never saw that. I never met this person.

I met him once. He came up to me. I was eating at the little food court there. He introduced himself. He was tight. Nice guy. He's moved on, though. Oh, met this person. I met him once. He came up to me. I was eating at the little food court there. He introduced himself. He was tight. Nice guy. He's moved on, though. Oh, he's dead. Yeah. He died.

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Yeah, heck yeah. Hey, good luck in there, Dave. Dylan and I love a good tinky break. We'll get the jams going real quick. Let's high five on that Tinky. Oh, man. Dylan, how'd you spend your Sunday, man? Man, this is such a relaxing little tune here.

That's why it's the theme song for the noted... That you got for Sunday Scaries. It's the noted Sunday Scaries podcast theme song. My Sunday was pretty uneventful. The homie and I just chilled, man. I was nursing a little bit of a hangover. You know what happens. I wasn't.

Well, good for you. Your boy had no hangovers. We haven't gotten to your Sunday yet, but it was nice. And we got a movie out before we went to bed, and then I watched it, like I said. Does the homie like peaky blinders it's a little too violent for the homie okay he's not into it yet but he would that makes sense how was your sunday bitch it was fine it was kind of i was lost all day i didn't know what to do with myself i was antsy but why were you lost i don't know i just i had nothing i had nothing pressing

that i had to do so i was just kind of walking around just trying to like do shit all day it was really lame. Oh, Davey's back. That was a quick tank dog. Yeah, you really pressed that thing out. Welcome back, Dave. That was good. Oh, he's got a little hand sanitizer.

Good for you, man. You know I had to do it to him. You had to. Okay. I think your break is officially over. What did I miss? We talked about our Sundays. It was really lame. It was really beautiful stuff.

Really boring. Cool. So this came up on Twitter. How did this even come up the other day? Well, because I tweeted. Actually, I was promoting our new shirt. And I said. At washmedia.com slash shop.

Yeah, the tweet said something like, ladies, you crashed at a guy's place and you see this shirt hanging in his closet on your way out the door. What are you doing? And so people were chirping at me like, why are you hanging your T-shirts, right? And so I put a poll up on Twitter. I said, what do you do with your clean T-shirts? You put your what on Twitter?

Option one was hang them in the closet. Option two was fold them and put them away in a drawer. There's no option three. I wanted it clear cut. What did the poll tell us? Conclusive result. About two-thirds of people fold them and put them in drawers. Okay.

Does that sound right to you or does that sound... I expected more hangers. Honestly, I expect to be closer to 50-50. But I was wrong and that's okay I didn't I think that's right on where I think I would have said I hang literally every t-shirt that I own

everyone every shirt, every t-shirt, they're all hanging you don't have a dresser though right I don't have a dresser what do you put in drawers do you have drawers I don't have drawers hold on what do you put in drawers? Do you have drawers? I don't have drawers. No.

Hold on. What do you do with your socks? Are you hanging them? I have this little, it's like a mini dresser thing that sits in my closet, like up against the wall in my closet. I just put on my undies and my socks. Bro, do you live in a dorm room? Yeah.

No? I don't have a full setup, though. Not yet. This is funny. See, we are in a weird position here because we have Dylan, who exclusively hangs. We have Dave, who does both. And we have me, who absolutely does not hang.

Here's why I do both. I don't have the real estate to fold all of my t-shirts like i i am so stocked up in my in my dressers like it's bleeding over into uh my my office room where i have like a a piece of furniture the name which escapes me but has like drawers in it um it's not a dresser but anyway drawers armoire yeah that's it there go. And I put like t-shirts that like, I don't want to, I don't want to throw away. I'm bad about this.

I don't want to throw them away, but like, I'm not going to wear them often. So I just kind of put them there and forget about them. Set it and forget it. Yeah. And I have a lot that I hang, but I think,

I think most people probably don't have the closet real estate to hang all their t-shirts. And also keep in mind that it's just me. I don't share a closet with anybody. So I have the whole closet to myself, right? Sure. We know you do. That makes sense.

Even if I had the closet real estate, I'm not hanging them. Here's what I don't get. We talked about this briefly beforehand and we stopped so we could save it for the episode you say that it's faster to hang things than it is to fold them yeah that is for me that i'm the total opposite i can fold something i'm a very good folder you can ask anybody literally anybody i. I'm the best. Really? My brain does not do well when I'm hanging things up. Oh, man, I do it so fast. When I hear that dryer finish, I take a stack of hangers.

What does it sound like? Beep, beep, beep. You don't have to make a sex joke about it. I wasn't. I was just curious. Everybody has a different chime. You did it, dude. Does it make a little fun, like musically appealing? I grab like 10 hangers. Beep, beep, beep. Okay, I'm sorry. I go to different chime. You did it, dude. Does it make a little fun, like musically appealing? I grab like 10 hangers.

Okay, I'm sorry. I go to the dryer. I open them up. I open it up. And I just boom, boom, boom. I lay them down. And then I take them all straight to the closet. It's very efficient.

Do you go under the shirt? You have to. Otherwise, you'll stretch the neck. Yeah, you stretch the neck out, right? I go collar. See, this is what I don't get. This is what I don't get. You're stretching the neck.

That's why your neck is so stretched out. Have you ever seen a stretched neck on any of my t-shirts? Yeah, and I used to think it's because you have a large head, but now it's because you just you're reckless. No, you feed one in and then you come around with the other one. You got hella bacon neck on all your t-shirts. My collars are perfect. Bacon collar. No one has ever said anything about my collars. Well, yeah, we don't want to be

a jerk. Yeah. Hey, I even hang my stits. That's like how we don't say anything about your bad breath i even hang all of park's t-shirts don't say i have bad breath you don't you know you know my stance you know i'm anti-hanger i hate hangers they they are i hate them my kryptonite especially oh when you run low and you have to pull out like the really bad ones and you're like dude see all mine are all mine are nice hangers i have we have nice like it's bad ones and you're like, dude. See, all mine are nice hangers. We have nice like, it's not felt, but it's like they're covered in something.

I know what you're talking about. It's like a velour. It keeps the stuff nicer when it's on it. It's hard to get it in there. But it's impossible to hang shit on it. I can't do it. Those are not built for speed. They're not built for t-shirts, that's for sure. They'll stretch out your shoulders and stuff.

Oh, yeah. Those suck. For me, I'm a really good folder and i think the case against folding your shirts is that you you say that it gets wrinkled in the drawer when they're folded yeah i don't have that issue and i think it's because i'm a top tier folder maybe i need to look at your routine i also i i am not afraid to utilize the dryer to freshen up any piece of clothing that I ever wear oh that's what it's for and so like even if something is wrinkled it doesn't matter because I'm putting it in the dryer I know it's not energy efficient but it's who I am and that's how I was

raised and so that's just what it is I like the people who just um they get their shirt and they ball it up and they put it in the back of a drawer and then like a year and a half later and they're doing a podcast at their buddy's place where you happen to be a tenant as is in his pool cabin when you have like say like a girl who's on the bachelor it sounds very contestant like comes in and she's never met any of y'all but she's here and she's in your weird pool house that you live in. And you just in the middle of the podcast you're producing, you stand up and you walk over and you present her with the shirt.

Pull it out of the drawer. And it gets weird. It legit looks like it's just been sitting under your bed for two years. I'll go on record saying that we gave cam his big cat t-shirt in packaging he got the original package yeah it wasn't balled up presented to him the right way um i even do all the homies t-shirts that i hate mini ass hangers or what yeah he's got little he's got little hangers they're cute man does he really yeah that's very funny i just like i don't know i you must be more efficient than me because in

in my mind there's no way there's no way that this more efficient than what i do sally sally will make fun of me i have i'm very lazy about i'm pretty organized and structured and pretty much everything in my entire life except for my closet my closet is a war zone where do you keep like your shorts and pants uh i keep dude i'm the type of person that just has stacks like in the closet like they're just sitting on the floor in a stack i hang my pants my shorts i just fold and put them in the little drawer that makes sense um i i like the idea of having a t-shirt hanging because if you keep your well i guess this doesn't apply to you i like going to a and having a one-stop shop i can just go in the closet i can leave the closet ready to rock like i got my shirt on got my shorts

my pants my denim whatever it might be my chin. There's many different kinds of pants. Sure. I like to have that option. I don't like having to go from closet back out across the room to the drawer, pull it out. It doesn't bother me at all. When you pull it out, do you pop a little bit to get the wrinkles out? You got to pop. You got to pop.

Big popper. Dude, your shit might be – I'm going to start looking at you, giving you more scrutiny. You can't. I put it in the dryer. This came straight out of the dryer no one no one is shook more than this whole situation hashtag chad than our friend hashtag chad who called it a psycho move quote unquote that i do that i do that so to hang on my t-shirt the only reason i'm not like more against you is because it sounds like you're very at peace with this and it sounds like you're very efficient with

this so i'm not going to make fun of you if that's just what you do that being said there's no way that anyone could ever convince me to change at this point in my life like i will never go the opposite direction okay that's fine man i just don't i don't fundamentally like see how i could possibly be faster at hanging than i could at folding like i said though maybe i'll do a folding tutorial video folding tutorial video. I'm one of the best folders I've ever met. Another problem with folding. Because you worked at Abercrombie & Fitch for all those years. Here's a problem with folding.

I was the cologne sprayer, though, so I didn't do that much folding, but sometimes when I could break away and have some fun, I'd fold some shirts. Don't you have to stack them? Yeah. So let's say you open that

and you don't want the top shirt. You want the shirt that's three down. It's got to lift and pull. So you have to lift and pull, but i don't know i feel like that sometimes compromises the integrity of the other one that's why like it's a very i don't put them in drawers what i do what my system is terrible i'm explaining i just said my system is terrible did i admit oh okay i thought we we did this I said, I'm lazy when it comes to this stuff. I will sometimes just leave a stack of t-shirts on top of my dryer.

Behind the doors of everything. You can't see it. It's just on top of the dryer. Other times, I will take the stack of t-shirts and I will just bring it into my closet and just set it down. Other times, we have a thing in our closet that is an open... I don't even know what you would call it it's it's a it's essentially a stack of like blocks you know how like you had like lockers like little cubby holes oh we've got cubby holes popular in the door in the freshman dorm yeah yeah i bought one of these because she got tired of seeing my stacks all around

because you know i keep those stacks on me. And so we bought one of those. And now that is where most of our T-shirts reside. And that's all for T-shirts. And so you don't have to, like, reach in, put your arm down in the drawer. You can just see. Oh, it's right there. Done. That being said, I still just kind of keep stacks around.

Okay. So this changes things. I would like to hear from Hashtag Chad now that he knows this about you. Yeah. I'm not proud of it. Does he strike you as a guy who's very organized? Oh, yes. Are you serious?

So organized. I don't know why. Yes, you do know why. You're just not thinking this through. Why? Everything he does is polished. Everything Chad does. The fact that Chad,

we didn't even ask him to do the audio for his phone call in his own studio. He just knew that he wanted to sound dope as hell. So he was like, no, I'm going to record my audio and send it to you. Every single graphic he puts up is like perfectly polished and good looking. Yeah, but that's his trade.

That's what it does for a living. So I expect everything on social media to be totally buttoned up because that's what he does. But I think that bleeds over. Maybe. Maybe that's why, at least I think that's why his house is immaculate i would not expect you to be i would not expect you to be

a stacker when it comes to my closet is the is the one part of my life that is in complete disarray outside of that i feel like i've got everything pretty dialed in and i'm pretty organized and anal about it honestly but when it comes to closets and stuff i feel like you can just shut the door and it's just ignorance is bliss i don't even have like my hanging stuff is suits jackets quarter zips which i don't know why those are even put up there oh don't say it what are you stacking golf polos too no i'm not stacking golf polos are hanging interesting that's all i got i like being able to because i wear so many t-shirts now i've become more of a t-shirt guy the last few years that i consider them most of

them not all of them like to be a possibility any day, especially now that we do this. Most days I wear a t-shirt. So it's like I'm flipping through. I've got golf polos organized, and then I've got a t-shirt section. I like being able to seamlessly transition, and I get to see them all without like, and seeing the options.

When they're folded up and stacked, sometimes you can forget about it. You can forget, and then like a year later, you're like, oh, dude, I had that. I had that great shirt from, I don't know. Abercrombie and Fitch. Abercrombie,

Hollister, Aeropostale. Will? I never knew how to say that. Aeropostale. I always said Aeropostale. Is that it? Aeropostale.

I have no idea. We used to make fun of people who wore it. Meanwhile, we were wearing like Hollister and shit. American Eagle. Made no sense. We were like, oh,

those guys are posers. I was in a job interview one time and they asked American Eagle. Made no sense. We were like, oh, those guys are posers. Like, what are they posing? I was in a job interview one time and they asked me how I organized my closet. Didn't get the job. There you go.

What was the job for? Not organizing closets. You were applying at California closets? Yeah. He's applying to the CIA. Yeah. Yeah,

they asked me that and I was like, I don't know, like, I hang up my Red Wings jerseys and I just throw everything else on the floor. Do you hang your jerseys? I don't think they're hung right now.

I did in Michigan. How many do you have? Jerseys? A lot. I used to have a lot of jerseys. I've got a few Red Wings jerseys. I've got a Lidstrom and a Zetterberg. I've got a few Man U jerseys.

got a lidstrom and a zetterberg i've got a few man u jerseys i've got uh a team usa chris paul jersey basketball not sure why did you acquire that my buddy gave it to me for christmas one year do you get that at like texas fiji we got really we got we got really really into the uh or the summer olympics one year and uh he got me a jersey yeah i don't know i can see that happening i keep those jerseys on me. I don't really see a scenario where I really get into the Olympics ever again. I'll follow it, but I want to get super into it. Are you serious? I love the summer Olympics.

It just doesn't do it for me. That's stupid. I was stacking, so you suck. Dude, that's such a lot. I know you're lying to yourself, though. Like USA Hockey, there's going to lot. I know you're lying to yourself, though. Like, USA Hockey, there's going to be a time where you get super into it.

I'll get into it. Yeah, but it won't be the entire games. How do you not get into the relay races when we're up against France and shit? I'm very selective. I'm very selective with it. I'll get into the gymnastics. I'm going to hold you accountable.

Back Nation, please hold Dave accountable when the next Olympics are all around. What are they going to do? Gymnastics are exciting. going to hold you accountable. Back Nation, please hold Dave accountable when the next Olympics are all around. What are they going to do? Gymnastics are exciting. Hold you accountable. How? Like, make sure I'm watching?

They're going to tweet at you. Well, please do. Your ads are going to be... I haven't been into the Olympics since Dan and Dave. There's like two people, and they're all over the age of 40 that understand that. So, shout out to those two. My sister might be one of them it sounds like an awesome you remember the nike uh big promo they had dan and dave the two um track guys and i think they both flamed out one of them might

have gotten a bronze but like their whole olympic marketing campaign was about dan and dave oh didn't ring any bells dave i'm surprised were you the Dave in, you're talking about? No, I was like eight. You in, in the, I think it was the Barcelona games. You in Jackhammer? Barcelona, excuse me. So, the Jackhammer did text me earlier.

What did he have to say? I was, I was expecting to see if the Jackhammer was putting down some money on like, I don't know. Some college football futures or something? No,

it would have been an obscure golfer that was like 250 to 1 but like who finished 11th last week so it's like a great value play but it wasn't

he was letting me know that they're releasing a 4 hour version of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood on Netflix something like that I haven't read the stories

no one's asking for that movie to be longer nope I'm not but I will watch it at some point I'm sure yes I will too I'm probably asking for that movie to be longer. Nope. I'm not. But I will watch it at some point, I'm sure.

Yes, I will too. I'm probably going to sit that one out. What are the rotten tomatoes, though? It's true. Hey, can we talk about the thing that everyone's tweeting about right now?

Just the number neighbor thing? Yeah. They call it the number neighbor text door neighbor. Yeah, there's some fun stuff going around. It kind of gives me anxiety why that you're gonna get a text actually i not that but just the people are doing this

and i don't know why but it just seems so it's not it should studies will show i'm sure that it's not risky but just texting somebody out of the blue and then they have your number i don't know i feel like something could go wrong. It's weird. So for people that don't know what it is, people are just texting other people who are one digit away from their phone number. Yeah, the last digit. Yeah, so if your phone number is like 1928,

you would be texting someone that's 1929 or 1927. Yes. I saw the internet party's own Brad ask the question on Twitter, is it the number up or down? I think it's either or, I believe. Okay, so there's not... When you talk about your neighbor, I don't ask you if it's your left or right.

I just assume they live right next to you. Are you about to do this live right now? No, I'm not, but someone should. No, I'm just looking at people's because these are going... A lot of these are going micro viral. Will, i think it's funny the reason that you can't do it so yeah i refuse to do it because i know people that have numbers that are like three digits away from me like they're not very far away and so like when everyone was getting cell phones and i don't know if people have like switched their numbers since but when people

were getting cell phones we all had very similar phone numbers because we all went around the same time. And coming from a town that has 1,100 people in it, you really do know everybody. And so like my fear is that I'm going to text my friend's mom or something and be like, hey, number neighbor, I'm trying to go viral. And then like I make some inappropriate joke and then I have to see her at a wedding in two weeks. I would respect that if my number neighbor was like,

look, I'm just trying to do numbers on Twitter. Do you mind interacting in a fun and playful way? Did you see KB No Swag from Barstool, his number neighbor thing? Yeah. He's just trolling people. Yeah, people are doing fake ones. They're pretty funny.

His was so deep, I don't know how he even went that far. He snapped on that one. Yeah, most of the ones that are popping across my TL, it's like interactions that went poorly. People are like, hey, fuck, don't text me ever again. Which I think would be like, I would think most people would have a negative reaction to someone they don't know texting them.

I don't even want text messages from most people in my life. So if I have some random person texting me, I'm really annoyed. I'm like, dude, dude stop we already have a problem with robo calls and they figured out a way to where they can call you from your own number that's why i don't like that so i feel like people are already on edge with phone stuff so to get a text from somebody my first thought is is this like a russian bot am i gonna end up on some kind of uh some kind of list now sign me up that's something that's happened to me i've been getting texts from super far right wing like fundraising things i don't know who signed me up for this but i always reply like please stop texting me and they don't ever respond because it's probably automated but

i still like to put that out there i block the number but i plan around with phone numbers man i don't know you don't want people having your private number i don't know that being said just do it i won't be no you do it will you do it right now what should i say is there like a opening line that everyone's using just say sup fam people people are saying hey number neighbor as if like people are going to immediately understand that i think they would though because if i saw a number that came through that was one digit off of mine i'd be like oh shit i try to think like my dad or like all my parents would think of who it's it's not my number neighbor does have an iphone that's big that's big that's big your dad i think i feel like parents would just think that they would get confused and say hey number neighbor and they would just

they would just think that their neighbor was texting them. They'd be like, I just got a text from our neighbor. Okay, here it goes. I'm saying, hi, number neighbor. Okay. This is exciting. I don't know if I like this. Message delivered.

What's your opening line on Bumble and stuff? I don't do Bumble, dude. Did you ever have an opening line or anything? No. Yeah, it was, what's that? It was just a Budweiser frog? I hope this person doesn't respond i hope they already feel awkward about this i hope they do respond yeah we'll see how that goes i'm putting the phone

down yeah i'm gonna do mine but i'm gonna do star 67 so they can't see me oh shit ruthless star 69 was tied back in the day yeah it was i don't think i ever used it that much back in the day like crank anchors days people were prank calling and stuff getting phone calls at the house was just a different time it was do you ever have the clear phone that you could see the insides and like the processors one of my sisters did yeah they had a full house and shit i was like the ultimate 90s they were tight yeah it's crazy that we broke the news that one of the Olsen twins killed Heath Ledger on our podcast the other day.

I know. It's crazy. You know what else we kind of did on the podcast? Why did I know that piece of information? That's the least me thing ever. You know what else we kind of did on our podcast? It wasn't... We predicted that Gigi and Tyler would hook up.

This was on a Patreon, so if you don't have it, you don't know what we're talking about. Idiots. that Gigi and Tyler would hook up. This was on a Patreon, so if you don't have it, you don't know what we're talking about. Idiots. But Bachelorette Tyler, the heartthrob that's capturing the hearts of America, and Gigi Hadid followed each other, and apparently they went on a little rendezvous.

I think we should table that for one second. Okay, no, that's fine. Give us an update. Do you have a text back or what? No, they don't. My neighbor has not texted me back yet. They're probably at work right now. They're in a meeting and they're like,

God damn it. This fucking meme. They have a real job? Sorry, this is real too. If you get, when you... I mean, I guess. Yeah, got it. I can say I'll be nice if someone does hit me with a text,

a number name. You should. I will. I'm not going to be a jerk. Hey, if the person that does it with me, if they still live in northern Michigan and they want to get a beer, just let me know. But it's going to be really hard for this to get worked out. I have a Dallas area code.

So there's a good chance that my number neighbor is not local. Very good. But you never know. I don't know. Like 54 people move to Austin every single day, David. You know people be moving. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Do you still remember your friend's phone numbers from way back? Oh, yes. A few of them. Oh, yes. I remember like pretty much all of them i don't know sally's number but i know like my buddy's parents number from 1995 i do too do you remember how many cell phone numbers have you had in your life do you remember your old ones just two and my old one had three total numbers in it that's tight that's real cool actually no i'm sorry four but it but we that was back when

we didn't have to do the area code and stuff because it was all local and everything so my other number had three total numbers i was going to ask you that question was harbor springs small enough to where you this is a purely landline you didn't have to enter the area code if you're calling somebody dave harbor springs is small enough that my dad remembers a time where you didn't even have to type in the first three digits you only had to dial in four digits in order to call somebody that's crazy my dad once wrote a letter to somebody in i think it was like 1979 or 1980 he wrote a letter no he received a letter in the mail and it just said ross harbor springs and it got shut up. Shut up. Wow.

That's crazy. It's like a pigeon. It's small. It was so small. It's still really small. Like you can't do that now. How many people now? 1,100 I think.

1,200. I remember how much it changed the game too. And then summertime it goes. That is real. Summertime it like quadruples but I mean it's tiny. How many when you're

graduating class? 114. We were the biggest of all time too. Yeah. I was going to say that sounds really big compared to the summer.

We were the biggest of all time. But that's the 1,100 to say, that sounds really big compared to the Southern side. We were the biggest of all time. But the 1,100 is people that I think live in the city limits. There's a lot of people that live outside, too. Sure. But we were the biggest class ever. I think the class that followed us was 83 people. No one's ever going to touch our 114.

That's an unbreakable record. We were large in insurance. I don't know, the Cal Ripken Junior exactly Harbor Springs High School exactly that's why I don't think I would have made

the 10% if it was in Texas to go to UT because our top of the class was absolutely fucking stacked Michigan didn't have something like that no

I think they might they might I don't think they have it I don't know no it wasn't that hard Michigan's a very it's held at a very high esteem outside of the state of Michigan.

But there are people that get into Michigan from the state of Michigan, and it's like, really? Them? All the money. Must not be that hard. Hey, I remember how much of a wrench it threw in our game when we found out, like, you guys are going to have to start dialing the area code

before you call your buddies. Like, dude, this changes the game. I got to put in, like, you guys are going to have to start dialing the area code before you call your buddies. Like, dude, this changes the game. I got to put in, like, 214 before all that. Like, how am I going to remember all this? It's really not that hard. I don't even think you have to do that now in Harbor. Really? I'll try it when I go up there.

I thought it was... I'll be up there in two weeks. I'll try it. Everyone has to do it. I don't think so. Man, phone numbers be crazy. No one even has landlines anymore. My parents do. But cell phone to cell phone, you still have to do it. I don't think so. Man, phone numbers be crazy. No one even has landlines anymore. My parents do.

But cell phone is cell phone. You still have to do area code, I think. My parents do too, but then I'll call them, and then they'll call me back from their cell phones. Everyone's parents have landlines. I might get one. We talked about this already. I think I'm going to get one and put it right next to my toilet

and just call people. I recently purchased a car phone. Yeah? Seems unnecessary, you know, seeing as you recently purchased a car phone. Yeah? Seems unnecessary, you know, seeing as you already have a cell phone. Well, just, I thought it might make more sense

than the cell phone just because it's a phone that's in your car. Oh, yeah, that's a good point. And your cell phone, it can do many other things. Sure. Now, this car phone

only does one thing and that's call people. It just calls people. Right. It doesn't have Snake on it? No, Snake. It's just all business. It's all business.

Does it have the game where it's Brick Breaker? No. It's Blackberry only? It is Centipede. No, it actually has the Bo Jackson game where you flip it up. One side's got the baseball, and the other side's got the football. Wait, let me get this straight. You had a car phone installed that does two things,

calls people and plays the Bo Jackson game. Right, it's the Bo Jackson edition. It's a custom thing. Just a weird move. He was one of the greatest athletes of all time. Some say the. If he didn't have that hip issue, who knows? Real unfortunate.

Very unfortunate. Yeah. That would be pretty sick, wouldn't it? The hip injury? The hip issue? No, no, no. The Bo Jackson, like, cell phone. Or car phone.

I saw Bo Jackson hit the farthest home run ever at the old ballpark in Arlington. And you probably looked at it and you were like, I can fucking do that. No, it was like 476 feet. Dead center field. Pretty good. Wasn't Mark McGuire hitting like 525 bombs like regularly? I think he touched 500 once, never in the 520s. Okay, I think I have like an elevated number in my head

because I feel like when I see home run numbers now, I'm like, dude, McGuire was doing like 520. No, I don't think he ever hit 520. Mike Piazza hit one in the new ballpark. Well, not the new, but like ballpark in Arlington that I think was in an All-Star game that went really deep. Like cleared and hit like the offices or some shit. Damn.

In the back, yeah. People forget about Mike Piazza. Not me. Not me. Maybe the greatest hitting catcher of all time. Remember the letdown when Mark McGuire's record breaking home run barely squeaked over the fence

it was just a little line drive it left the park in like a second and a half it did it was an absolute he wasn't even on the batter's box I'm sorry I'm looking at the longest home runs ever there's no way that the old if your home run was measured before 1980

like i'm sorry it's not accurate no it's like measuring josh gibson didn't hit one 580 feet in 1937 oh my god those guys were like alcoholics and stuff back then like he wasn't just raking you know the balls are juiced now it's true like so this one josh gibson 580 in 1937 it says there's no video evidence or official measurement of this monumental feat so it was more like 420 it's like people were like hold on with far even now even now no one trusts like by the dude no one trusts stat cast now like every time you like watch a lot of rangers games they got some big hitters on there joey gallo they'll hit one and then it'll be like well stat cast says uh five yeah or no i'm sorry 465 and they're like

that mazaro doesn't make sense zara yeah yeah he hit one over five this year yeah it's not very precise and because i don't know what's it projects where it's gonna land yeah so it's all also i don't trust i don't trust science from before like a certain era like like when you're measuring temperature when people are are comparing today's climate with back in 1900, the temperature got here, here. I'm like, yeah, but how scientific? How scientific?

Oh, yeah. You're absolutely right. There's no way we were accurate. The temperature of the polar ice caps back in 1901 was this. It wasn't really. You're telling me that Babe Ruth in 1921 hit a 575-foot home run,

and people are saying that it might have been beyond 600? There's no way it went 600 feet. Absolutely not. He was in terrible shape. What did they do? Did they just get a bunch of meter sticks and just fucking lay him down? There's no way that they went that far.

They just paced it off with their feet. This is a 580. The only one that... Mickey Mantle, 565 in 1953. Reggie Jackson, 1971. I'm not even believing 1971. If it's not digital, I'm not believing it. Adam Dunn, the big donkey.

535 feet in 2004. All he did was strike out. In my book... All he did was strike out and hit home runs. I believe that. In my book, Adam Dunn has hit the longest home run ever. That's just how it is. Wait, is the Big Hurt not on there?

Let's see. He was never like a moonshot guy, though. He was the Big Hurt, though. He was the Big Hurt. God, I do love seeing some of the names on here. Like Mo Vaughn. Oh, dude. Rest in peace, right?

Maybe. Maybe. Yeah, I think so. Tony Gwynn. Rest in peace, right? Maybe. Maybe. Yeah, I think so. Tony Gwynn. Rest in peace. Is Joey Gallo on there? Or Nomar Mazar? I feel like they were up there.

My man Cecil. Cecil Fielder. Piazza. I don't know. Andres Galarraga. Oh, former Rangers. I remember him. Like, even the number 14 home run of all time is only 500 feet.

Only 500 feet. So, like, yeah, I was wrong thinking that, like, every home run that was hit was from Mark McGuire was over 500 feet. Dude, if I'm playing in the MLB these days and I want to get my name on that record list, I'm going to go up there and instead of a bat, I'm just going to pull a pipe out. I don't think it's

legal though. They might stop you before you get to the batter's box. They know what? They can stop me because I'm trying to pull pipe if I'm those guys. It'd be really fun to hit driver off home plate and just see. I've always had like... Doing it in San Francisco into the bay would just be the best. Or taking a golf

ball and a fungo bat. You want a fungo bat as well? No. it's for hitting uh when you're fielding practice you're hitting ground balls or pot flies to people it's long and thin you can it like launches balls it's a juiced bat basically basically but okay you can't hit a pitch with it because it'll snap the sound is tight so you have to lob it to yourself yes exactly okay um and you can just hit shots with it. Yeah. I've always had dreams of doing that with a golf ball from home plate

and hitting it out of ballparks and shit. That's what you dream about? I have had dreams about that, yeah. That's the ultimate for you. That was my childhood. That's the ultimate for you. This is like two weeks ago. You caught yourself daydreaming as you were hanging all your shirts,

your t-shirts. Yeah, you just drifted off thinking about how tight it would be to just hit a golf ball with a fungo bat. What's the oldest t-shirt you have hanging in your closet right now? Do you have any from college hanging? That's a little nuts that you're hanging shirts from college. Do you have any shirts from... Those are probably not that I'm hanging.

It's just they've been hanging there forever. Like Roundup 97? That's what I'm thinking. No, nothing like that. The low-rim tournament? I have one that has the year 2002 on it. It's from college. My only t-shirts that I have that are old are Detroit shirts

that I consider to be good luck in some way or another that are just sitting there in case we ever get good again. But everything else has been donated. I have my peewee football jersey in my closet that seems unnecessary it is i have i have your name on the back uh no you i was gonna say you gotta put parks in that for too long they had to just put chev yeah yeah just my number did they ever do that like just part of your name because it is a longer name. It's not that long, though. It's nine letters. What is it? C-H-E-V-E-R-E-R-E-R-E. Yes. Ten digits?

It's nine. I just miscounted. Shiv and then E-R-E-R-E. That's not that long. Oh. But four of them are E's. It's crazy. That is too many E's for the back of the jersey.

Maybe they just didn't have enough E's. They were like, no, we can't allocate four fucking E's to this idiot. What was your number growing up? Did you have one? My first peewee football number was 38. I moved to 10 for... I was a 10 in baseball throughout high school. Don't really know the reason for it.

Does baseball have those numbers that guys have? Like football, you know that wide receivers are going to be in the 80s and stuff like that. Oh, no. Baseball doesn't really have that. You know in the NFL,

there are number restrictions for positions, but that does not apply to college. In college, you can wear any number. That's always kind of wild. And you can have double numbers in college. You can have... Yeah, you can have like two 88s.

Yes, but they can't be on the field at the same time. Which I don't like that. That's unstable. Yeah. I feel like there should be an 88A, 88B. I agree. I totally agree with you, David. I hope what I said was accurate.

Klein's definitely going to text me about it and call me an idiot if I'm not. I hope he does. But it'll be like three days from now. Yeah. Hey, let's talk about Indochino real quick yeah made to measure suits that fit better compared to generic off the rack suits does that interest you listeners i really do it should rack dylan

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You know, the weird thing about Dylan is not only does he hang his T-shirts in his closet, but I was over at his place. I noticed he hangs his Hanes V-neck white undershirts, too, which is very strange. No, that's not true. I don't actually own a single one of those, Dave. I don't own—who does undershirts anymore, really? Really. Do you guys—I think if I'm wearing a white shirt like under a suit or a tux i go undershirt i'll let you do that if you want to it's not for me though i just don't like i don't

think you should be able to see nipple i feel like my nipples don't show that much when i have like a white shirt i'm a shower my nipples have gotten smaller lately. Yeah, I noticed that at the pool. Not like lately as in like the last like month, but just like in the past like few years, like they've shrunken. What if they just disappear completely? I'd be fine with that. You're like a Ken doll.

That's fine. It's just weird. No, I think you want your nips. Yeah, but you don't want them to be, I don't want like big spacious nips. I just want like, I like the size that they're at right now. I'm going to try to maintain this for a little bit.

Yeah. They're not protruding as much through my shirts as I used to. You know what the problem, you know what? Maybe your nipples aren't getting smaller. Maybe just all the pushups you've been doing. Your pecs are getting bigger. It's true.

Do you ever think of that? Actually, I need to get back on that training. I kind of fell off the last few days. It's all right, man. We'll get there. Hey,

let's talk about that thing that Dylan talked about earlier. Which thing? The news came out last night that Gigi Hadid and Tyler C were on a date at Soho House in New York. Was it a date or were they just networking? I have many concerns with this news. I have many

concerns. So E! News posted a little article about it. We're going to read just like there's one paragraph that just kind of tells this is entertainment news yes just days after he spent the night at bachelorette hannah brown's place the love hunts runner-up tyler cameron was seen hanging out with gg hadid while in nyc the duo who first connected over instagram duh we already knew that spent time together at brooklyn's Dumbo House on Sunday evening before ending the night

back at the model's apartment. Tell me about Dumbo. That's like an up-and-coming part of Brooklyn? I have no idea, David. I know Jay-Z references Brooklyn's Dumbo House. He could have bought

a house in Dumbo or some property in Dumbo and he didn't. Imagine it's tight. I've been to Dumbo. What is it? Is it just like a neighborhood? Yeah, it's just a neighborhood.

Hey, so he spent the night or he went back to her apartment after their little rendezvous see the okay the original photo you're talking about gg gg hadif the photo that came out i wasn't sold that photo wasn't enough for me because you saw zero faces all you saw was a like slender girl and a guy that had the same build as Tyler. So at first, I wasn't sold. Now that I'm seeing the paparazzi pics of them leaving together, or not leaving together, but leaving. I have not seen those. Do you mind hitting me with a view?

It's just nothing crazy. That's what I have over here, too. Yeah. Those, to me, look like two people who just networked and linked and builded. But as he said, didn't you just say that they went back to his apartment? Her apartment. You're not going to his apartment. Imagine where this guy's head is right now.

Like a few months ago. I can vary somewhere. A couple guesses. No, no, listen. Earmuffs. Like a few months ago, he was just like this hot dude who hung out in Florida. Now he's super famous. He's just on a reality TV show.

Everyone knows who he is. He was very well liked on the show. And I was going on a date with one of the hottest supermodels in the world. For the folks at home, who is Gigi Hadid? She is a supermodel. What's another way to describe her? Sister of Bella Hadid. Socialite?

Socialite, thank you. Okay. That's what I was looking for. She's very famous. Okay, Tyler, just days ago, had 1.6 million followers on Instagram. Ooh, can I guess? Yeah.

Is he over two? I'm going to say 2.1. He's going to hit two today. Whoa! He's going to hit two today. Wow! Yeah, his stock is... No one has a hotter stock than Tyler Campbell right now.

I said... I don't want to spoil too much of our Patreon. I said that he still has something to gain by being the Bachelor, but I take it back. He has completely transcended the Bachelor franchise, and now he's just... He's broken out of the bubble. Like, unless he gets, like, Me Too'd or something, he's on the fast track to being a, and now he's just... He's broken out of the bubble. Unless he gets Me Too'd or something, he's on the fast track to being America's sweetheart celebrity.

Even though he spent the night at Hannah Brown's place just a few nights ago, we saw those pictures. I have a theory on that. Is he just couch surfing? Imagine Hannah right now. She dumped this dude in favor of some jackass who lied to her,

deceived her, deceived her. And now he's like going on dates with, with Gigi. Hannah's taken else. She's taken. I feel, I legit feel bad for her. I,

I don't know if I do. Right. I think, I think that the Tyler Hannah reconciliation and subsequent photos of her and him standing in front of his apartment or her apartment after he allegedly stayed the night there. I think it is all staged. I think they are. This is part of them helping Hannah save face a little bit.

And I don't think there's anything there. I don't think there's anything there either. But I never thought there was on his end. But the more I think about it, I'm like, she probably she's just going with it. The producer, the franchise is probably like look y'all do this and it'll keep us the name out there keep us relevant I don't disagree with you on that this might be staged

I totally disagree with you on the idea that there was nothing there on his end towards her he definitely was into her oh yeah he was but I feel bad for Hannah from the perspective that like everything that happened to her to end the season happened I think that's unfortunate. You don't want that to happen.

But that being said, it's not like this Jed stuff happened and she just all of a sudden fell back in love with Tyler and put all of her eggs in that basket. Because I don't think she thinks that's realistic either. She knows that she dumped him. I don't feel bad for her like seeing that kind of stuff. And after all the Jed stuff, I would imagine that there's going to be a mourning period of trying to get your thoughts together and everything. Who knows? Maybe they slept together. Maybe they didn't when he slept over there.

I agree with you, Dave. I do think that them leaving was very calculated. It'd be really easy for them to not say goodbye to each other outside of the apartment. When's the last time... I guess this is a dumb question for the people in this room right now. I was going to say, when's the last time you said goodbye to other outside of the apartment. When's the last time, I guess this is a dumb question for the people in this room right now. I was going to say, when's the last time you like said goodbye to somebody outside of the door

when you have a one night stand with them? Yeah, I can't say that that's happening. Like it's just, it's not something you do in like, I don't know. Yeah, I don't think he's into her. I think he's written her off, her being Hannah. I don't think he's just helping her save face and being nice to her. The real question here, can you bring a guest to Soho House?

Is that how he got in there? Because I'm assuming that Tyler's not a Soho member. I think it's a type of issue. How do we know it was Soho House? Everybody was saying Soho. In this article, it says Brooklyn's Dumbo House. I think it's just... Oh, okay.

I thought there might have been multiple locations. Either way, it sounds like an exclusive place that I would like to be a member of. I don't think you have what it takes. Just to be clear, Tyler could easily be a member there. You think? Yeah, 100%. I don't think you have what it takes. Tyler could, just to be clear, Tyler could easily be a member there. Like right now. You think?

Yeah, 100%. Well, she sure as hell is. Yeah. No, Dumbo House is... I'm not turning her away. Dumbo House is... Soho? A Soho House, yes.

But it's called the Dumbo House. He probably could be, but I just think it's unlikely. I feel like he doesn't have the contacts with Brooklyn until recently. It doesn't matter, though. He could be in LA or Miami or somewhere else. Does he have one in Miami?

It depends on your memory. He doesn't put off Soho vibes. But it's like, dude, for him, it's cheap. For us, it's not cheap. For him, it's cheap, though. When Gigi Hadid is on your shoulder, you can go wherever you want. Yeah. Yeah.

But I think it might be one of those things where you can only, like, if you're a guest, you can only go, like, twice a month. Like, you can't just be someone's guest every time they go there. Or else they'll stop you. It's kind of like having a guest pass at, what's it called? Lifetime. Yeah. Soho House was founded in London in 1995 as a home for,

a home from home for people working in creative fields. We check those boxes. There are now houses located in the UK, Berlin, Barcelona, Amsterdam, New York, West Hollywood, Berlin, Barcelona, Amsterdam, New York, West Hollywood, Miami, Chicago, Toronto, Istanbul, and Mumbai. Well, when they come to Austin pretty soon, allegedly.

The application process has opened up for Austin. Have you guys applied yet? There actually is one coming here. In order to apply, let's see hold on i started the application earlier not because i'm actually doing it just because i wanted to see and it's not loading anymore but i think that i think in austin in order to just apply you pay 1500 bucks or 1250 or something like that okay and so but like that being said it depends on like

a lot of people have it who aren't like people of status they'll go to it just because like if you if you can afford it i'm pretty sure it's not that hard to get a membership yeah it's not like it's not like some exclusive like a list or club like it's it's pretty much can you pay it are you not a scumbag and do you have you have something cool going on in your life? Referral only, I thought. But maybe not if you can just apply. But can a member who's a Soho member now throw the black ball on you? Dude, I don't want Doran here.

The dude's been talking about bringing back the forums for years. And he hasn't. I take it back. It's $2,500 to apply for us because we're old. We're not under 27. Are you kidding? Oh, that's trash.,500 to apply for us because we're old. We're not under 27. Are you kidding? Oh, that's trash. Ageist.

What? Is the Soho House ageist, maybe? Can we do a corporate membership? There aren't many under 27 year olds who are going to... We're going to fork over that money in Austin? We're ignoring how many rich people there are out there. Yeah.

Must be nice. Holy shit, this place sounds just like the worst but i need to be a part of it yeah and apparently it's going in real close to equinox which is what you love somebody sold me on one time because they were like honestly uh i go there all the time to work and they were like they had a gym in theirs and so they were like i got rid of rid of my gym membership. And so I saved money on that front. And they like started selling to me. I was like, actually, this makes sense. So the whole house has a gym?

No, not all of them do. Just the one that they were a member of had a gym. I mean, is it like a restaurant bar situation? I think so. Like a cocktail lounge? I would imagine it being like a giant hotel bar

with a bunch of different seating areas where you just kind of go. Okay. I've never been to one, though. Let's find a way to go. People just popping lappies right there, just working. A lot of AirPods, I would imagine. Oh, yeah.

A lot of AirPods. They don't let wire pods in there. No, you, so Dylan. I got AirPods in there today. Did you? What? Yeah. Wow, dude.

I got shamed into buying them. Why? Has your life changed? What? Yeah. Wow, dude. I got shamed into buying them. Why? Has your life changed? It is 2019. They are nice. It's nice to be untethered. Is it nice? Have you walked around your apartment with them on a phone call?

I've only worn them at the gym. You need to walk around your apartment while you're on a phone call. That's the best feeling thing with them. Really? Yes. It's so good to be on a conference call and just be pacing. Okay.

I have to do it in mine because I have no service in my apartment, so I leave my phone where I have service and then I'll just pace around for a while. Yeah, that sounds tight. I didn't mute myself on a business call with you guys the other day and I talked numerous times

and no one responded to me. I was like, man, I guess it's just me and Dave today. Then I realized right before I said goodbye, I was like, oh, I've been muted this entire time and I unmuted myself. I was like, all, I guess it's just me and Dave today. Then I realized right before I said goodbye, I was like, oh, I've been muted this entire time. And I unmuted myself. I was like, all right, bye. Classic.

Yeah, having the wires at the gym is just the issue. Yeah, it's nice. Being wireless at the gym is freeing. It was honestly, I could tell it was holding you back. Yeah, my lifts have been better. I put on like an extra three pounds. Yeah. It's been good wire

free well catch me at soho house drinking cold brew you got to think they got cold brew on tap probably nitro nitro local imagine them not having cold brew on tap that'll actually oh you know what that'll be a question i asked them during the interview process. Turn it back on them. Who's your provider? Is it local nitro? It's kind of crazy to me, actually. Sorry. I was looking at this article again. It's kind of crazy to me

that they're actually hanging out. Like, Gigi Hadid is not... We called it. She's nothing to sneeze at. She's tier one. She could follow A-list celebrities and they'd be excited to get a DM from her. This guy was on The Fucking Bachelor, and he's going out with her.

Dude, he's much bigger than The Bachelor. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's the number one story on fucking E. And Hannah legit chose Jed over him. Think about that. Jed. Jed's sitting at home still trying to figure out when he can pull Trig on Instagram once again.

He won't get skewered. There's a mushroom head. There was some kind of CMA country music event last night. I was scrolling YouTube TV. Oh, it was CMA. Was it CMA? And I was just thinking, man, this should be in another world. Like Hannah and Jed are like at this.

And they're like, we're just so happy to be here. That's my impression of both of them if they both combine into one person that's how they would talk like we want to introduce right now blake shelton and he plays some song he's like yeah i've been drinking and then the fucking show ends that's pretty much country music to me right now. Every song has the word whiskey in it. Whiskey. Beer. And, well, they all have those two words.

You know, for me, all I need is beer, bait, and ammo. That song sucks. That song sucks. Dude, that's an old school Texas music song. That song jumped the shark big time for me. Who sings it? Kevin Fowler. I don't hate Kevin Fowler.

That sounds like a dude I'd get in a late round in my fantasy baseball draft. I was never a big Kevin Fowler guy. Just a situational lefty. I don't really know who he is, but he batted 275 last year with 20 home runs, surprisingly. You're like, okay, I'll take him. Ops are actually higher than league average. Yeah. An update on my number neighbor.

It has now been 31 minutes since I texted him or her. No response. Do you want it to be a lady or a feller? I don't care. I don't really care. No, it doesn't matter to me. Dude, send a pic. Be like, where you at, dog?

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hey man, you want to go play Shadow Glenn or some generic Muni, I'll probably just be like, yeah man, just text me. Dave's the easiest number. Yeah, I'll fucking go play some golf with you. Hey, I got to pull a Dave and take a tinky break. I think we can. Are you serious? We can probably wrap up.

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Yeah. We didn't have you and you're farting around. Um, we got big things on the horizon bachelor in paradise starts tonight go to patreon.com struggling back podcast we'll be recapping it all tomorrow uh tomorrow might be a little just i just want to give it out there to everybody the episode might become a little bit later than normal we've got we got some scheduling issues in the stew tomorrow of which are my fault guys so i apologize to everybody dylan dave and

the audience included but just know that there will be a patreon episode tomorrow for bachelor in paradise um outside of that hey check out the mail-in this week it's uh i feel like we're doing good things over there give it a shot some some good questions come through good topics i need to sub host at some point or sub co-host okay Okay. By this, I mean, take Dave spot. Cause I've got some costumes that I've just been keeping in my, in my memory bank. And I'm a little, I have issues with some things that you guys have talked about. Talk about you.

No, not necessarily. Well, I've come up a couple of times. Well, yeah, naturally up in today. I might, who knows? We'll see. We'll see. Cool. Guys, let's get out of here. Yep. naturally hop in today I might who knows we'll see we'll see we'll see cool guys let's get out of here

yep I've enjoyed doing this podcast bye bye you