Circling Back - That's Great Meatloaf

Episode Date: April 21, 2025

The boys recap their Weekends in Fun, revisit Dave's television debut and the famous "That's great meatloaf" line, the Spacebar, a toddler surviving in the wilderness, a new color dropping, and Run it Back. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter  (10:35) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (29:45) "That's Great Meatloaf" (39:15) Spacebar (49:30) Toddler Survival (59:25) New Color Just Dropped (1:02:15) Run It Back Support This Episode’s Sponsors:   •  Cremo: Head to Target or Target.com to find Cremo’s new line of antiperspirants and deodorants in the Italian Bergamot and Palo Santo scents. Once again, that’s Target or https://www.target.com/   •  Lucy: Go to https://lucy.co/steam and use promo code (STEAM) to get 20% off your first order.   •  Squarespace: Check out https://sqarespace.com/steam for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: STEAM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's a circling back podcast. Welcome. I have a nice little Monday for you. My name is Dave. Joining me to take care of production, audio, things of that nature, and just general humor, it's Randy Trimbaki. Hi Dave. I gotta pat myself on the back. I'm not only a nice humorist and a contributor to this pod. I'm really good at pressing the metaldell Ranchos drop perfectly on beat.

Is it muscle memory at this point? Kind of is and weirdly like it it matches up perfectly. I don't think that was intentional when we made the drop. Although Randy you can. This is the second time you're glazing yourself for the same exact thing. Yeah, I'll probably do it again next week. Okay. Have you ever realized I know you haven't interviewed me yet, but I'm just going to start talking.

And this is Dylan Shivery. If you do hear Dylan is a sports fanatic. Yeah. Loves his family. Yeah. And he's got a mustache. Love my friends, too, including you two guys. Hey, have you ever noticed how elite I included Randy in that? I know. Oh, you were surprised that I included. I was roast handing Randy.

Oh, okay. This is more of a roast hand. Yeah. See how it's cocked to the side? Spider-Man man. Have you ever noticed how elite your muscle memory is when putting on a seatbelt? Dude, you don't look at it.

You just go straight and you find the slot every time. Oh. You know what I'm saying? Have you all realized it? Think about it next time you put your seatbelt on, you don't the slot every time. Oh, you know what I'm saying? Have you all realized it? Think about it next time you you put your seatbelt on. You don't look at it. You just

this guy. This guy wears a seatbelt. Think about it. Do you think about that a lot? No one else is. I think I mean, you're right. You're right. It is impressive. This is how I get in the car. I I reach for it and I just go boom. Click. I

don't feel around for it. I don't look at it. It's just straight to the slot, man. Compared to like when you get on an airplane. I just jam that thing in there. I don't jam it, slides right in because it's just so perfect how I do it. It's crazy. Think about it. Everyone listening, getting a little fast and loose with the lingo on a Monday. Think about how elite muscle memory can be with certain things like that that you do several times a day. I know what he's talking about, my fingers, when it comes to locking the bathroom door behind me, it's all one motion. It's like a cop drawing his gun

and just on safety right there. It's just all one motion. It's like a cop drawing his gun. I don't know why that's the analogy. When Randy is in line at 7-Eleven. You're trained, I think, if you draw your gun to unlock the safety all in one motion. When you're in line at 7-Eleven behind a police officer,

don't you typically reach for the service weapon? Yeah. Then you like stop yourself, but you typically. It's like, it's like the Green Goblin mask, do it. The other thing I wanted to share, and this is added value to our good friends at Lucy. I left my Lucy at home. I had to use a competing brand.

That's what's in my lip right now. It's just not the same. That sounds like a Waylon Jennings song. Left my Lucy at home. It's just not the same. We gotta read. Save that little anecdote for the read. I'm gonna save that for the read even though I just said it. No, that's okay. I'm gonna say it again. You can double down because they won't hear this. They will hear that though. That's true.

No, but when you put on an airplane seatbelt, it's like, do you ever get that, when I was a kid, I used to get scared that mine wasn't gonna work. It's kind of like when you go get on a roller coaster, and you think that like, you know, they pull the bar down, and you're like, I'm gonna be in the one that the bar flies up, and I'm gonna fly out. One thing that trips me out about roller coasters,

aside from just my debilitating fear of heights is that I have to put you to put trust in the human beings who make that. It's like, what if it just doesn't work this one time? There's like a 15 year old named Marty walking by just checking the bars to make sure and they don't like. Or at the carnival, it's an older man with cigarettes rolled up in his sleeve, you know On the tilt world. Yeah, he's probably got a flask in his in his boot. It's like I don't know if this is You know what the regulations are here. You think the mind eraser got inspected like before the carnival I went through like a ten-point section plan. I don't think so, you know, yeah, that's why I stick to the gravitron. It's like

inspection plan? Yeah, I don't think so. You know? Yeah. That's why I stick to the Gravitron. It's like, it's one of the safer ones. That's the one that you are pinned back against the wall because of gravity as it spins? It's actually, it's not gravity at all.

It's centrifugal force. Gravity has nothing to do with it. Gravity is still in play, but centrifugal force fights the gravity and throws you up on the wall. Surprised you didn't know that. Well, it sounds like I technically was right. Without gravity.

Centrifugal or centrifugal? Centrifugal. Ooh, Randy. One is to, they're opposites, but yes. Randy taking the heat off me. Let's keep going on this, dig in. I'm gonna look, I don't know how to spell that. Centrifugal.

Either way, you might blow chunks. Centrifugal. I never blow chunks on the Gravitron. You never, you know. Centrifugal, I do know. Syntripical, not Syntripical. So who is actually accurate there? The force that acts outward from the center of a rotating object is Syntripical force. So what would you name it if you wanted to name it correctly? Because if Gravitron, as you say, doesn't gravity doesn't play a real role in that, then what should it be called? Syntripagon.

That's actually not that bad. Syntripagon. Well, I think it might be the Gravitron is like gravity doesn't matter because you can go upside down and stuff because you're getting pinned against the wall. People do tricks. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They do upside down and shit.

The next level man. Yeah, I've always been able to go down upside down. Not wow, but I go upside down on the Gravitron. We're gonna have to get you in one. When's the last time you want to Gravitron. We're going to have to get you in one. When's the last time you were on a Gravitron? Probably like high school. But I can still do it. It's been a minute for me as well. But aren't you like noted as saying like the perfect temperature to go on a

Gravitron is like 54 degrees or 52 degrees. It was 59 degrees. Brett said that that was the perfect weather to go to the amusement park and go on a roller coaster. What a bizarre take that no one asked for. That's not even accurate because if you go on a roller coaster, 59 degrees is gonna be very chilly. You want to be bundled up?

I think it came from a debate about weather. And I said, yeah, but like going to, I said 92 was the best temperature. And he said it was too hot. I'm like, okay, maybe I'll take it back and say maybe 85. But if I'm going to amusement park, I want to go on a hot summer day. But he was saying no, 59 degrees. I'm like, that's terrible. I just like the specificity of which he just he spoke. It's 59 degrees. If there's a chance I might have to apply chapstick or a moisturizer to my lips. It's not a good day to be at the amusement park. If I need to put a chapstick I don't want to mess with the is it now defunct? No, I think it's around but a lady did fly

off of it and get decapitated probably like 20 years ago. Dude, if you watch that thing, very scary. It it sways. It's wood because it's made of wood. I don't know. It shouldn't be a thing but whatever you don't. I don't do roller coasters. You

don't grip grain. Everyone knows that. Not on a roller coaster. I don't. Just stick to the judge Roy scream. Stick to the. Did you ever ride the judge Roy scream? I just stick to the judge Roy scream stick to the did you ever ride the judge Roy scream I just stick to the to the centrifugal no what is it

that's a that's a six flags Arlington roller coaster it was like it's one of the cooler ones of like the last era of roller coasters once they made the giant it became like the second or third best roller coaster in the park. But they tricked it up by letting you go backward on it. So they put it instead of going forward, you went backwards. So you didn't get to see

anything. You get to see like, you know, I mean, when you get to the top, you're just like, whoa. You have to see where you were. Yeah. Judge Roy scream named after the infamous judge Roy Bean. Shouts out to Six Flags Great America and Gurney, Illinois. The Raging Bull. Okay. It's a good one. That's a good one. Hey, tomorrow, Randy, tell the folks

what you got for him. Uh we got circling back on touching base. That's on Patreon. I think we're I think we're getting you should I give a tease but I think think which, uh, one of the segments we're going to do, you want to give them, give them one. Tell the squad they deserve to know. I think we might be revisiting the first ever touching base. Now actually it wasn't even touching base at that point.

The first ever podcast episode, they didn't have a name or an intro song or anything. It was just a bunch of idiots in a conference room. So that some of us didn't know why they were even there. That's true. We're talking, we're talking pre EDM cruise days. I remember how nervous I was to just sit in front of a microphone. That's when you adjusted your voice two octaves deeper. And I had, I, since I did that, I can't go back now. Uh, Patreon, uh, we had some good Patreon last week.

We did, what did we do? Exactly five minutes on Tuesday and then we did listener voicemails every Thursday. But last Thursday's was a lot of fun. Check it out. You can go try it out for a week. A new character was born from Dave and it is getting all the glaze on subreddit. Yeah, that's one you may never see again because I don't know. I don't know

how that channel. I channeled something there. I think if we don't see that again, I think I might quit the show. What I'm saying is it was very I can't repeat the voice. It's it was tough. I think you think the character might have been like a limited edition. The character is always there from the old Dylan. It just went way, way more. Go make up with her. Is that, I don't know. Ray, let's just say we got a field trip in the works. Yes, we do. And we are absolutely making it happen.

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parks. We we both stayed out there a little uh how to you know, I get out and just get the hill country a little bit. How's Lakeway these days? Uh it's it's as it always has been. I don't know how to answer that really. It's well lived there back in the day. Lakeway 30 years ago was very, I assume, mostly like

ranching farming community, right? Like it kind of blew up over the last few decades. Yeah. It's now a pretty affluent suburb of Austin. It feels like the kind of place where if you don't go for a couple months and you go out there, there's like a new cool bar or restaurant is there has been some significant development out there. Yeah. Okay. Putting up condos and new strip centers and restaurants and all kinds of it's it's a really nice area. Yeah.

Yes. I enjoy it. Yeah. So that was Friday. Saturday had a baseball game. Parks had a baseball game and they were not Not their basket, they they need to throw strikes man. They're struggling to find the zone and we're walking too many guys. Too many passballs. The fielding needs needs some.

Some work they were down big. And they came back and were able to tie the game. The very last they were they were the visiting team. They had to score four runs to tie and they did and they had to keep the other team from scoring to secure the tie and they were able to do that. Time had expired so they couldn't start a new inning. So they stall. It's a draw. They pull the old Kentucky was the Kentucky coach. Yeah, a lot of

visits to the mound. No, it was it was actually a really exciting game. Parks played pretty well, not his best game played pretty well. Made a couple plays out in the field that made his dad proud. But that yeah, they're they're struggling on defense, man. They're hitting the ball well, but they're struggling on D. We got we got to figure that out. Am I crazy crazy or did you tell me that he was contemplating a move to pitcher? Glad you asked that. I was about to say in the last inning, I was keeping score as I do,

so I didn't know what was going on, but I was informed that Parks was warming up in the pen, which would have been, I'm already really anxious, nervous every time he's up to bat, I would have been a mess if he got out in the mound in a crucial moment in the game. What's his walkout song? Wild Thing, obviously.

A classic. Yeah, you don't need him to be like Dave in that one sixth grade game. Okay, Dave got shelled. I got rocked. Job was to throw strikes. It just happens that they could hit every strike that I threw.

Right. Harks, we practiced pitching a few times. He's streaky. He'll throw five strikes in a row and then he'll, he's just very erratic at times. When I was working out of my academy, he was, I caught him nibbling a little bit. Yeah.

Like he's a real, he likes to hit the corners. Yeah, he liked to paint. And sometimes you just gotta look, man. I know. If you're not finding it, you just gotta put it over the plate and pray. like he's a real he likes to hit the corners. Yeah, he likes to paint and sometimes you just gotta look man. I know if you're not finding it, you just gotta put it over the plate and pray. I'm throwing I'm I'm

teaching him all the junk too. He's got a splitter. Splitter's nasty when it's on. He's got his two-seam fastball that kind of runs at the end. Yeah. And of course the hook the the twelve-six hook which is just nasty. Yeah. I just want to

clarify. This is not Dave Ruff's swing Academy. This is Dave ruffs pitching Academy, right? He's got he's got a couple of cat. Yeah, it's at the same complex. Yeah, gotcha It's my garage. Does your swing Academy also cover baseball swings or just golf swings? Just golf swing. Okay, that's why I think I don't That was a weird question. It's pretty obvious. It was a really check out the go check us out We've got a web page. It'll be up soon. Next game. Next game is Thursday. And I'm excited for that one. I get really excited for its games as I have shared.

What time was the game Saturday? It was at 1045 in the morning. OK, yeah, that's a good time. It was it was cloudy and really breezy. It felt great outside that morning. Really nice weather. Dave, how about you, my friend? You know what? I'm going to pass the rock to Randall. It was a great outside that Matt, I'll read you earlier. Tell me how good you are finding the button and you here's a little delay.

I was picking my spot. He's talking about how good he is. I find the button during the drop. I don't have I don't have seatbelt muscle memory with it yet. So we did Matt's then Friday took her to go get the Leroy and Lewis burger, because I think that's one of the first burgers of ahead of my life. It's delicious. You stand on that? I do. I think the only other burger that I've

ever had that can compare to it is the Gordon Ramsay burger I had in Vegas. I know that's a good burger. Where is it? Sorry. Leroy and Lewis. I know where. It's like geographically. It's like Sauter. It's close to it. It's close. It's like first and slaughter kind of okay Or maybe like not even slaughter. They have a brick and mortar now. They used to just be the truck It's like first and William can I dig in on your Matt's trip? Yeah, where did you guys sit? We sat in the okay. It's like the front room That isn't the bar Yeah, so right when you walk in if you kept walking straight past the host stand

Yeah So then instead of taking a right to go to the big room like if you get to the kitchen that you look at you Take that left in there. Okay on that front room. Oh that room kind of stinks Yeah, is that your 40th birthday room my okay ranking them. It's patio It's the middle room is number two Then I'm going back left It's the middle room is number two. Then I'm going back left, front left, and then that side little shitty bar area

that I sometimes sit in that no one wants to sit there. I would completely agree with that, but I gotta think you gotta divide the patio because that all the way right side patio is like a shitty part of the patio. There's parts of that patio where you feel like you're at a different restaurant and people forgot about you.

The closer you are to the koi pond, the better your seat is outside. Yeah. These are these are facts. The koi pond provides energy. Yeah. Yeah. So we did Matt's. And then I think we did. What do we do for? Because I did a lot of just stuff food.

What's the order there, Hans? And Matt's I did the Al Pastor quesadillas. How about mommy? She did the al pastor quesadillas. How about mommy? She did the, okay. Oh. My mother, she just did a cheese and chicken quesadillas. Apparently she doesn't like Mexican food that much. And she told me that as we sit down at Matt's.

Cheese and chicken quesadillas. That's all she did. It's very... She's a Trimbex. She's a very Midwestern woman. Let's just say that. I was like, okay, yeah, we didn't have to come here, but we did do Terry Blacks.

She said she doesn't like Mexican food, but has she had Mexican food? She doesn't like spice at all. She is very much a Midwestern woman. Try to think of, mainly, we saw the bats last night, which I'm surprised that no one in this office has seen the bats. Is it worth it?

It's a cool experience. Yeah, seeing them all fly out, especially from the water. I was watching the Rangers over the weekend and I was looking for the bats too. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. That's funny. I don't know.

Terry Blacks. Yeah, I'm trying to think about what I had. She liked Terry Blacks though. She did, she really liked it. I'm trying to figure out where we had food for Friday night, but I guess it doesn't matter. I picture your mom looking exactly like that female Photoshop of you, that AI. Remember that one? There's like... Not as much. I take after my dad more. Okay. I can see my aunts in that

in that Photoshop, but pretty much just had a nice Austin weekend. Did a lot of food. This guy eats. Where's mommy out of town? Oh, we did the Oasis. Oh, that's right. Yeah, I went out to Lake Travis to go to the Oasis. Was that your first time? Yeah, it's a very cool view.

We did the brewery. The view is what it's all about. The view is elite. Yes, and everyone said the food at the brewery was better, so we did that, and it was some good chicken tenders and fries, nothing like that Louisville place. Boy, no place is gassed up,

a random place in Louisville more than the show. Those chicken tenders were amazing. What's the place called? You looked it up. It's called like Gordon Bosch or something like that, brewery, but it has a GB on the front of it. It's on like the 4th Street Live strip. Okay.

Very touristy part of Louisville. But yeah, it was just a good time hanging out with mom. Well, shout out to Mrs. Trimbaki. I suppose you want to know what Dave did. Yes, I do. Hey Dave, what did you do? Hey, thank you for taking a shot. We were back in Duncanville, Texas, where my wife and I are from.

It was a very much tactical trip. Got up Friday. Was in the car by like 10 ish up there. We did one Easter Friday, one Easter Saturday. I'm being having some chatter, some people reaching out, wondering like, hey, everybody in your family dressed up for Easter and you rocked the washed t-shirt. Well, I was like, yeah, it's a quality t-shirt.

The wash is actually embroidered. It's a very good tee. By the way, I didn't mention my Easter because I spent it like doing chores and it was really not that exciting. Sorry. I wanted people to be like, oh, do it with the Easter.

Didn't do anything. I wasn't gonna say anything, but I was definitely thinking, I ran out of slack in about. Yeah, actually, I went to David's church with my mom. Oh, you did? How'd you like it? It was good.

Like Jesus was giving like the guns up or whatever, but that was interesting. Did you have the Irish priest? I think so. You'd know. He didn't have like a thick Irish accent. Okay, then yeah, okay. But that wasn't him.

There's a legit Irish guy priest at my church. Oh, that must be great, yeah. So we did that and then just hung out the pool all day. He's not as like demonstrative as a Patreon character. He's not as, he's not working at a chaos bar. He's not he's not working. He's not as judgy. He doesn't give you life lessons when you only known you for an hour. Yeah, you know, I got out on Saturday for a bit went out to my old stomping grounds

Prairie Lakes course I grew up playing. Check it out in the Grand Prairie area. It's right off I-20. Three nines. It's a good, it's a good municipal course. Um, I don't know what kind of condition the course is in. Cause I just chipped a chip for like 45 minutes. Think I found something and, uh, got out of there, man. It was, it was actually delightful and it was very overcast. There was rain like on the way, but it, it was nice, a little breezy, kind of

tropical, but, um but and then yeah, we We did Easter. Like I said Friday my in-laws and Saturday my parents plays my sister her kids came over always always great to see everybody and man my to double down on my sub stack talking about I've kind of Gently guided my oldest boy into Ninja Turtles fandom I gave I showed him and gave him some of my old Ninja Turtle action figures my parents have kept that's cool he's now the proud owner of a Donatello and I'm gonna slowly introduce him to more because my parents are looking to offload that stuff anyway.

So as we go back, we'll probably be going back for Memorial Day. I'll let him get in a little bit more, but I still got like, I've got like the whole sewer headquarters. I've got the blimp, the Ninja Turtles blimp. I don't know if it works. So you had some stuff.

Dude, I've got some good stuff and it's all in pretty good condition, surprisingly, or something that's been sitting in an attic in North Texas for years. Yeah, I'm on record saying that I'm okay with remakes and reboots now that like as an adult and seeing people's kids being able to enjoy the same thing that they did as kids, like seeing my nieces be really into Pokemon is like, oh, I was really into Pokemon. I can like talk to them about this so there's times when like the way we do bedtime real quick is like Alyssa will bring him in read him a story then he comes out and grabs me and I go in and we'll typically play a game and it's usually something

silly he cooks up or him like wanting to play fight me but lately it's been ever since I introduced Ninja Turtles, he wants to be like, he'll just be like, tell me about the turtles. And I'll be like, well, where do I begin? Problem is, there's not a ton of source material that I remember. So I'm like, well, Michelangelo kind of likes to party. He's got the orange mask. And he's got nunchucks loves pizza. Cowabunga.

Cowabunga is his thing. That's pretty much all I know. And then the like, is Splinter a dog? Is Splinter a villain? I'm like, well, he's a rat and he's actually they're they're they're pretty much their dad. He raised them. He's their sensei. He's a normal size rat, though. No, he's a no, he's not. He's a big guy. He talks. Yeah. And he Yeah, he stands on two legs. Mm hmm. And maybe in a kind of offensive accent sometimes. Yeah. I get Yeah, well, that that one's up in the air. It's like, ah, yeah, it's cartoon characters Comic book. I don't know. I didn't write it. Anyway, so that was that was fun came back yesterday

Watch a little golf shout out to JT. Your boy JT took the dub Yeah, Harbor town took the dub the dub. It's it's the tournament after the Masters. No one cares No one wants wants a signature event. No one watches. No, it's a good event Harbor town whatever You mad because he took the dob Stop saying it. Why are you so mad that he took the doh? No t and otzi free golf. It's a chach. Oh Oh man his first win since becoming a dad. I guess that doesn't mean anything to Dylan. I didn't know he became a dad

Well, he did he had sex but is he an uncle yet? Great. That's a great question. Good question. That's when it really starts. Yeah, hold on. I'm looking it up right now. Hold on Yeah, I think it's if he has siblings they became uncles That's right. Wait, he possibly made a sibling an uncle. Okay Not seeing anything about that that but it does say that yesterday he took the dog okay took a dog speaking of doves dylan tell us about our good friends over lucy oh you want to talk about lucy david no i really do i'll start by saying i wish I had Lucy with me this

morning. Unfortunately, I left my Lucy at home, so I had to use a replacement competing brand product. It's not the same. I miss Lucy. Of course, breakers are my favorite of the Lucy products. The 8 milligram is what I prefer. I like to take them in the morning after breakfast and after lunch, my two favorite times to take them. They get me dialed in. They get me focused. Give me a little energy.

I absolutely love them. Of course, they are completely nicotine. Sorry, tobacco-free, all pure nicotine product. They have, let's see, apple ice is my flavor. We got mango. We got cinnamon. Hand out for mango. I'm a mango guy. Dave's a mango guy.

Dave likes the gum. I know, Dylan. He likes the gum. I love the nicotine. I like the Breakers as we've talked about. And of course the pouches are also fantastic. That's me nephew nicotine. Yeah.

Nicotine. Right, right. The Breakers have a little flavor capsulino. That's what sound it makes when you bite down on it. You know it's on once it breaks. And you know that it's absolutely on. You're about to get locked in. Yes.

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Warning, this product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. Also me nephew. So that's a completely different character. Nicotine, you can sit on nicotine. Nicotine. Might be a nicotine out there somewhere. Nicholas Oatine.

Yeah, Nicholas Oatine. Hot Dylan. Yeah, go on. We're talking about, we're kicking it back to Meatloaf, Dave. Oh yeah, we gotta to Meatloaf Dave. Oh yeah. We gotta talk meatloaf and you became a star. So Dylan hit me with a a text like hey uh

like Saturday morning afternoon. Hey uh Dave, can you send me that meatloaf video? Um this is actually the second one go to the first one. I sent you. This is a different different show Randy. I was I was telling Chelsea and Parks about Dave on the, was it the Travel Channel?

I believe it was either Food Network or the Travel Channel. I believe the show was top five, generically named Top Five Restaurants. I think we were talking about 24 Diner, that's how it came up. So I texted the squad and asked Dave for the video and he delivered and it got some play over the weekend on the socials.

So, if you've been around for a minute if you're a day one you know this happened but this this this is a pre-content Dave for the most part this is pre-pod us doing podcasts at all yeah turn up the usb a lot because it's kind. Okay, and this is a brief clip of my first appearance on cable Again you should probably watch this on youtube and while you're there subscribe circling back pod I went to meet a buddy of mine Who lived in austin I went to high school with who worked for a big ad agency in Austin and One of his partners or whatever and it was like when I was first Started running PGP. I was like, alright, well we're gonna come here and you're gonna

You're gonna run the website and they're gonna do other stuff for us, too But that's gonna be part of your job and so I and sounds like well, I'm gonna go I got a buddy I'd like to connect with him. Whatever. He's a good friend of mine in high school and We went he's like, let's go 24 diner. I was like cool So we went and as I walked in I noticed there's a sign outside of the door. It said Just a heads up. It didn't say that that's way too formal. It said filming, you know letting you know This place is there's filming going on you may be featured on a show you know, you have to let people know if you're gonna record them and do that and

We walked in didn't think anything of it took our seat. We sat there. It's just three of us three dudes He's a handsome feller at the time I was pre mustache had a little more hair was definitely rocking a malar button down in that video I was a little more hair was definitely rocking a Malar button down in that video. I was a little more buttoned up back then. Um, and we're sat down, we're eating and then they walk over and they're like, Hey, do you guys mind if we bring the crew over here and film you guys, um, after you order and we're like, uh, okay.

And, uh, they were like, can you guys order? They're basically guiding us like, do you mind ordering the meatloaf and blah, blah, blah? And I was like, yeah, that's fine. I normally wouldn't order meatloaf. I don't know. Did they comp your meal? Because they can't tell you what to, okay, good.

They did. So I ordered the meatloaf and I was like, whatever, fuck it. And they brought the full on camera crew over and like, they had like, um, producer or somebody off camera, like, so, so what did that first bite taste like? You know, it's like, they get a me, you know, like, okay, just give us some like thoughts and in my head, I'm like, Oh, they want like quick sound bites. You know, they want like something like you just heard.

They didn't want you to break down the, the, the flavor profile. No, no, not really. Well, if they did, they didn't want you to break down the flavor profile of the meatloaf? No, not really. Well, if they did, they didn't get it from me. I just gave them, I just gave them like hyperbole. And I was just like, took a bite, chewed, as you can see in the video. And I just said, that was a great meatloaf. And then I probably went on to be like, yeah, you know,

I'd probably tried to talk about it like real sophisticated, but again, it's meatloaf. So there's really not much you can say. It's like, oh, this is a great loaf of meat. Yummy. The other guy in the clip, you were with, you're eating with him? So that guy that they show is not my buddy.

Okay. They wronged him. Why did they show the little brief clip of him with food? Like the egg yolk dripping out of the corner of his mouth. Yeah. They did they why did they show the little brief clip of him with food like with the egg the egg yolk dripping out of the corner of his mouth? Yeah they did him wrong. Yeah I could like put it up here it's just it's the thumbnail. So gross. Yeah they wronged my mans and he was a nice guy I don't remember his name but yeah he's literally just got egg yolk dripping out of the corner of his mouth doesn't even get any um any words in they just go right to me and they hit

me with the bite and chew that's what I've been I've and they hit me with the bite and chew. That's what I've been, I've been told I have a good bite and chew. Is that right? Just a thing in the biz. Somebody we worked with at the time told me that and it sounded like they knew what they were talking about. I remember after this, so this aired, and this episode will pop up a few times a year, and people will DM me or text me and be like, dude, I think I just saw you on TV.

And now that's me. I'm the meatloaf guy from television. And I should probably add that to my cameo. Check me out on cameo. I could probably up my price on there. Meatloaf guy. Yeah, I need to put that on. What am I doing? I'm the meatloaf guy. Wow. No, I reached out to like a local town agency after this as like a bit to see if I could get representation for commercials and like nobody took it seriously, they're like, um, they're like, is this your only portfolio? Like you're only, you know, like, yeah, it's the only thing in my portfolio. This is the only thing I've done.

I'm just getting my feet. Like, I'm just kind of getting my feet. I just got a toe in right now. I'm trying to break into the biz. Yeah. And never call back. You just sent them the clip. That's great meatloaf. Yeah, I did. And then you did crush it. Nobody bit, so to speak.

That's okay. And then, so funny enough, a year same, I believe it was the same show. It was either the same show or the same network. They posted something on Instagram, 24 diner posted something and they're like, Hey, blah, blah, blah, top five restaurants is coming back to 24 diner. So I was like, Oh, gotta get in here. And by this time we were doing the show. So I was like, oh, fuck, gotta get in here. And by this time we were doing the show, I believe.

And Dylan, Will and I went to, I DM'd and I was like, hey, I was on the show last year, you might remember me. From the meatloaf, it's great. From the meatloaf. And they're like, definitely come back out, we'd love to have you, we remember you. You're like, I think they were joking, they were like, you're like a legend around here.

He's a meatloaf guy. Food and drink on us every time you come in. I was like, oh really? And we went in and then Randy played the other clip We have there is more to this because will gets a lot of their time on this one Which makes me feel like that's me saying a pork belly sandwich made me feel alive again. That's me saying a pork belly sandwich made me feel alive again. I don't remember that. I mean, I remember that like being on there. I don't remember your line.

Run it back, Randy. That's incredible. The tender, the pork belly, it's got a hint of cheese to it. The sandwich makes me feel alive again. So we're just throwing out, we're just like, we were just throwing out lines they could like, there's no way they're gonna actually use,

there's no way they're gonna put a guy saying, this sandwich makes me feel alive again. But they did. So those are my two appearances on television at 24 Diner in Austin, which is still open. And it's, you know what? It's still rules. I would go there.

It's over right across in the original Whole Foods headquarters. Check it out. Did you update your portfolio and send it back out? I need to. Yeah, dude. You got your resume is that's a major addition to your reel. It's funny because go back. Sorry, you don't have to play it, but just pull open the still. I want to see what button down I'm wearing. Am I wearing the same one? That's embarrassing if I am. It's like a kind of plaid one. I'm gonna see what button down I'm wearing. Am I wearing the same one? Uh that's

embarrassing if I am. It's it's like a kind of plaid one. Yeah, I'm rocking uh oh that might be a Ralph Lauren. I'm wearing just button downs to twenty-one diner midday. But trying to fit in with the business class. I really think he's got a he

can see to it. The same thing people. There you go. God. Look at that hair. Completely left I'm going to go to the same I can't remember. Yeah, he did. I don't have it on my phone. If somebody wants to dig in and find these full episodes and let us know, we'll post them so you can watch. It really doesn't benefit us if you go watch, but it might be fun if you, I don't know. Good times, man. But yeah, so those are my two times. That was Dave patting himself on the back

for the second time on the show. One, my drop glazing, and two, my abilities as a, by the way, look at, you can see the Ralph Lauren horse covered up with tape. Oh wow. TFM. Okay, I was wondering, I was looking for it, but yeah. Yeah, it covered up, dude.

Dude, this guy was definitely gonna frat. They're like, dude, we can't, like, we're trying to appeal to like everybody. We can't have somebody that's frat on TV. Do you mind covering that up? Yeah. Wow. Yeah, fun times. Everybody we can't have somebody that's proud on TV. Do you mind covering that up? Wow, yeah fun times fun times

What do you want to talk about now you want to do space bar lead with the space bar you want to do space Yeah lead with the space bar, but you have to lead with it in the right way If you know what I mean, you got to give us the intro that the people deserve space bar space bar It's time for the fucking space bar. Of course space bar is a segment where I talk about either something space related or bar related. Oh shit on the kiosk bar. You gotta tune into the patreon for that one. Yeah. Or you could just meet do our listener meet up there that we're gonna do. Can you imagine? That's gonna suck for the bartender who gets like ten people a day and all of a sudden there's like 25 that we're going to do. Can you imagine that's going to suck for

the bartender who gets like 10 people a day and all of a sudden there's like 25 people. Can you imagine? Yeah, it would be completely overwhelmed. Alright, we got we got this one is about space by the way. It's not bar related. Uh a planet called K2

18B which was discovered I believe in 2015. Um there's some new information out David. K-218B? K-218B and honestly it needs a rebrand. I know K-218A. I've never, I didn't know there was a B. It's a sequel. Interesting.

It's an exoplanet about 120 light years away. All right. So. So it takes light 120 years to get there. So 5.5 trillion times 120 is how many miles it is away. That's a... It's far. I'm doing some back of the math here. Yeah. It looks they have... Okay, so the first sign of possible extraterrestrials detected in the cosmos, all right, has been found on K-218b. K?

Don't get too excited. It's not like little green men walking around, you know, in civilized society. It's signs of life, signs of organisms. What if they were overly civilized though? Like they were real proper lads. They had like top hats They just drink tea. Oh, hello.

You have finally found us. You have finally found us. Good day, sir. Welcome to K-218B. Yeah, they also call it K-218B. Yeah, we know the name is something a little bit objectionable. It doesn't roll off the tongue. We don't have tongues, but we speak English

for some reason. All right, go ahead, sorry. It's completely covered in ocean. It's just a big planet of water. Shorty leaking? Shorty is just wet. I don't think there's any land on this planet. Are we just gonna send him a big towel? Yeah. I don't know. Is that how we're gonna do it? I don't think there's any land on this planet. We just gonna send him a big towel?

Yeah. I don't, I don't. Is that how we're gonna do it? I don't know. Okay, anyway. Researchers have detected atmospheric clues hinting that microbial organisms could be living on the surface of this planet.

It's in the constellation Leo, if you know what that is, if you're familiar. if you know what that is, if you're familiar. This is considered a pretty great advancement of findings or something. That's probably- It's a big deal. It's a big deal. But differently.

It's a big deal. Indeed, Dylan, you've almost found us. Blub, blub, we're under the water, Dylan. Researchers were able to find possible hints of molecules and gases that on Earth are signs of life. Okay. Okay, so this is some real microscope shit. So it is, it is, but it's still very significant.

Yeah. Because if something like that can be living out there. In Leo, nonetheless. This is what else is out there kind of thing. In Leo, I bet in Leo's day, if you looked at some of his stuff under a microscope, Oh, get the penicillin. I'll send you this is obviously Randy not a picture of the planet, but as an illustration of what it could most likely look like.

I'm picturing the water planet from Interstellar with the big ass wave. Yeah. Dude, yeah. Yeah. I wonder if there's any. This picture just looks like earth without land. It's not super exciting.

Randy had a humorous joke. No, it was actually a really terrible joke. Are you glad I stepped on it? I was gonna say, I wonder if there's any sea lions that live there. Sea lions. Cause Leo is the lion destination. Leo the lion.

Okay. Sure, sure. That's why I backed off of it. It is orbiting a dwarf star. Hello. A red dwarf star. Ah. Which you will also see illustrated in this image. I was gonna ask if there's anything cool like a ring or any like like 20 moons anything. It looks like Earth man. It's without land or something. Anyway. Dude planets are

crazy. Yo. There's a lot of them. That's the thing about it. You don't realize 120 light years away. How did we gather this? Our friend Jimmy Webb did. He was able to figure out the gas like oh, like these gas have this gas has some stuff. I don't know how Jimmy Webb obtained the measurements or the signs of these gases and molecules. Okay. But it did. You understand? A little bit. I understand. I know. I mean, I really, I get that very topical. I just don't know. It's crazy. This planet was discovered in 2019, not 2015. Okay. So slight correction on that. Thank you for doing that. We'd be hearing about it.

Yeah, it's a habitable zone, obviously. So this is exciting. This is big. So what does this do for you? Does it make it move a little bit? It furthers the very obvious fact that there's life out there, and probably intelligent life.

It typically finds a way, life that is. What's the theory that we talked about on one of these episodes that mathematically speaking, there's like a guarantee of intelligent life being out there? Yes, I believe that is the theory of garantificate. Of all the billions and billions of planets that are in habitable zones of the universe,

there's gotta be something else out there. That's the theory of me watching like something on the cosmos at night and being like, dude, there's so much shit, there's gotta be something out there. Yeah. That's the theory. But the theory is that, mathematically speaking, how many Earth's so much shit, there's gotta be something out there. Yeah. That's the theory. But the theory is that mathematically speaking,

how many Earth-like planets exist out there? The Fermi paradox. Fermi paradox. Give us a definition of the Fermi paradox, Randy. You just clicked out immediately. No, no, the Fermi paradox is the discrepancy between the lack of conclusive evidence and evidence of advanced extraterrestrial life

and the apparent high likelihood of its, and I have to click in, existence. This is not going great. I'll tell you this. I'll tell you what's a real paradox. Why are they letting these furries into my kid's school? There's a letter box in my kid's school. Oh man. The Fermi paradise. It is larger than Earth. Oh. So the diameter of Earth, the diameter is 7,926 miles.

This one is 17,735 miles. You said ours is 7,000? The diameter is 7,926 miles. Okay, so this is 10,000 more miles like in diameter. That's crazy. Yeah. The circumference of course is what? 24,950 something or 20 something. Yeah, indeed. Just under 25K. Damn. Now that ladies and gentlemen is a space bar. That's a space bar. Do the outro.

That was the space bar. That's it. The outro is shorter. It is shorter. Yeah. Yeah. That's smart. And gravity must go wild on this planet if it's that much bigger.

Well, you think there's a Gravitron? They have a different version. It's got to spin faster to get you up on them walls. Dude, that thing must be centrifugating. It's just spinning. Shorty centrifugating. Uh-huh, exactly. Gravitron until I...

Yeah, Randy, that's how gravity works, man. The larger the mass, the more intense the gravity is. I'm proud of you for knowing that. I'm aware. You understand? Yeah. Just like on the interstellar planet, it was like one and a half times or something like that on Earth.

Yeah, and they stayed too long and eating it to see his kids grow up because the there's their ship got waterlogged from that big wave. They had to let it dry out about an hour. Yep. People underestimated the sea. Once again, the ocean. Those waves were crazy. That was a really big ocean wave. Yeah. That had been me, though. I would have straight up body surfed that bitch. Would waves were crazy. That was a really big ocean wave. Yeah. That had been

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Squarespace. Um, this weekend, how did this toddler survive? It's a new segment I'm doing. How did this toddler survive? We really don't know. How did this toddler survive? We really don't know. How did this toddler survive? We're working on it. You get these stories a few times a year where it's like a little kid.

Sometimes a two year old like this gets lost and survives out in the wilderness for a crazy amount of time with no food, no water, no cellular device, no pager, Randy, no beeper, Dylan, right? None of that stuff. Uh this one is in Arizona. A toddler, two-year-old, survived out in the wilderness, um and apparently made it like seven miles overnight by itself, by himself. What? Yeah. night by itself by himself. What? Yeah. And, um, just wandered away from, uh, it's backyard, his backyard.

I don't know why I keep saying it. Um, it's just a little boy and, uh, yeah, a rancher seven miles away. Out looking for his dog, his Pyrenees, his ranch dog sees it under next to a tree and the little kids just sleep in there. And it just blew my mind that this kid survived wandering seven miles overnight by itself, a two year old, a great Pyrenees, but well, yeah, the dog is what like apparently didn't like find him early on, but like toward the end, like stayed with him, but like a two year old wandering that far

at night in the through like the Arizona wilderness, the desert is pretty insane. That is wild. When I hear something real creepy, when the, uh, the desert is pretty insane. That is wild. Wanna hear something real creepy? Yes. When police, when they started searching, they spotted multiple mountain lions, like along the way. Oh my God. I bet the parents had it.

They got no sleep whatsoever. That was tough. Mountain lions, bears have been seen in that area recently. So this kid just made it seven miles by himself. And it just blew my mind. Buford and Anatolian Pyrenees. Big dog, like a Dave size Pyrenees. This dog looks like a Shido's dog.

Is it the same kind of dog? It might be actually, now that you mention it. Shout out for another program, Shido. Yeah, this is like your classic ranch dog. Yeah, that's classic ranch dog fight off fight off coyotes and any kind of animals messing with your that's for stuff. Easy dogs,

bro. How sick is that? I mean parks 10. I don't know if parks would have made it a night out there in the wilderness. Imagine like just you and it's like you gotta just walk seven miles. You don't know where you're going. Snakes all sorts of lions. No shape shifters, skin walkers,

coyotes were out there howling too. Yeah. Look at that. Oh God. Chunk alert. Look at that down. That's a chug. That's all Buford. Oh, Buford. Randy was a Buford over the weekend. I was not. And I take my mom to Buford's. Why? He did. Because I didn't take my mom to Buford's over the weekend. I was not. Did I take my mom to Buford's? Yeah, you did. Because I didn't take my mom to Buford's. Okay, I guess he can come back and check it out. Jeez. No, this stuff blows my mind, dude.

I don't know how your two-year-old just wanders out. And it's like, you know, I'm going for a little walkabout. That kid came back different. You think he got ahold of any a pio-te? No, you don You think he got ahold of any a pioche? No, you don't think he got ahold of any pioche? Pioche is how most people say that. And I doubt it. I don't think he started eating a random,

is it cactus, a cactus adjacent? I believe it's in the cacti family. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think he got ahold of some peyote. He might have gone on a spiritual journey. You think he was out there just whipping up some ayahuasca? No, you're right. I think what happened is he probably got ahold of,

he probably went to the store and bought some synthetic mushrooms. He bought his own stuff and then went on the walkabout. That's typically how you do it. And just said, you know what, I'm gonna go, I'm going deep, I'm going seven miles deep. How do you let your two-year-old wander off? I don't wanna pass judgment on that. You're passing a your two-year-old wander off? I don't want to

You're passing a little judgment there guy. They said I read the article. I think the dad was working on the roof and the mom was Taking care of the other kid the one-year-old or something like that It's like he just wandered out while the two were distracted doing other stuff. The kid was holding the ladder for his dad Yeah You know what? So they live out, okay, man. I'm glad he returned safely, Dave. Is two years old too young to have a cell phone? Yeah, probably.

Although Haley's two year old, no side to unlock it and use the camera. Something that you're not prepared for in parenthood is how quickly a child will pick up technology. It's crazy. It is. It is so funny, especially when on Easter we're FaceTiming family back home with my mom.

And it's just it's wild to me how long FaceTime has existed and that boomers still do not understand how to frame themselves. But my two year old niece does know how to. You see him from here up? Or like chin down. Like the two-year-old automatically know how to do it. It literally shows you your part, like how you're framed on your screen. Just look at it and adjust accordingly. Like you, I think it took Sammy like Sammy knows now like he can't unlock it, but he pick up a phone.

He knows the swipe motion. Yeah. I guess if you watch your parents, cause you know, we're all addicted to these things, you know, sometimes I like to have some quiet time. I put my phone away. Sometimes I say, Hey, let's just talk. Just want to throw it away. Just say, get out of here. This thing does more harm than good, Dylan.

They're pretty useful. Yeah. You don't think a two year old should have one. Interesting. This two year old just got lost in the wilderness. Yeah. Go on, go out in the desert without a phone. I'm sure uncle Dylan will help you.

I'll tell you what. Parks having an Apple watch has been great. I can, I know where he is all the time. Is he allowed to wear that to school? He is, but he doesn't use it at school. So we have it on, like, do not disturb and all that stuff. Does he take a test and then afterward looks at the numbers, like his heart rate and stuff? He's like, oh, it's pretty stressed out during the middle part.

No, but after he had a test test last week and I texted him around lunch I said, good luck on your test buddy. And then I got a response about two o'clock and he says, I think I did really good on the test. Crushed it. When he was at school, so that was cool. So he does use it still, but he's not supposed to. That is kind of sick.

As a kid, I was like, that's pretty much a spy watch. You'd be more talkative. The Dick Tracy watch, dude? Yeah, it'd just be cool. Did you ever have the Dick The Dick Tracy watch dude. It just, it'd be cool. Did you ever have the Dick Tracy watch? No. I don't think it actually did anything. And it's like, that's how he communicated.

It's just a walkie talkie on the wrist. He had all those gadgets. He did have some cool gadgets. Didn't he or I think of somebody else. That's an inspector gadget. But he had, Dick Tracy did have gadgets. I wasn't gonna embarrass you in front of all our audience.

Inspector gadget definitely had gadgets, yeah. That was kind of- Go, go gadget couple. Kind of in his name, wasn't it? Go, go roller shoes. He was kind of go Gadget couple kind of in his name. Go go roller shoes. He was kind of a dipshit to any. What do you always like? He would always like win in the end, but he would always like fumble around and embarrass his kid.

Yeah, I enjoyed the specter gadget a lot as a kid. I was going to do him as a costume and then it was going to take too long. And I pivoted to Doug Dimmadome. Oh, wow. The rest is history. Yeah. The rest is history. I was like, I'm gonna get a costume and then it was gonna take too long and I pivoted to Doug Dimmadome. Oh, wow. The rest is history. Yeah.

The rest is history. Although I am curious to see what your inspector gadget costume would look like. I might still do it one day. What do you have like shit coming out of your fingers? Like, I mean, what do you do?

Yeah. Okay. I'd have a bunch. I'd have a bunch of gags. I think it helps that I have those roller shoes that the good fans of R&B lunchtime radio helped fund. The biggest pile of crap I've ever seen. They are not stable at all.

They are you are looking to break your ankle significantly. Yeah, I always got the hat that has all the things that come out. propellers and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, he can fly. Kind of a dipshit though. Dave said Yeah, like he's a little bit of a goofball. Yeah. Yeah, he can fly kind of a dipshit though. Dave said yeah, like he's A little bit of a goofball, but you know, I guess when you get to that level of science you kind of have to be right

Oh, Matthew broderick was he played he did a movie. Okay What there's no way that was good. He's like a cyborg Kind of I guess he's kind of like a cyborg. He is. He's always it was all I think he got an accident and it was like Robo cop but it was silly Robo cop is what it is. What would he have ruined the Avengers movies if like at the end of Infinity Wars like he like pops through a portal.

He's like on skates and he's like falling backwards. Whoa. He just he just flies this helicopter hat just going through. Yeah. I think that would have rooted if they just had a random character. Is he not in the universe? No, I don't think they've done that before. Right.

Can't, can't he like show up and like, I guess so he can toss Thor a gadget. Why is that so crazy? I guess it's not crazy. You're right. I just don't know if Marvel has the IP for inspector gadget. All right. Well, they should buy it. He could really help out.

I think him and Iron Man would get along well. They're kind of cut for Iron Man. It's just a modern day military industrial complex inspector gadget. People forget he was creating bombs stark industries yeah the Jericho you give stark industries the inspector gadget tech think about it we'll be on planet K to 18 a like before you can snap your fingers yeah I don't destroy the world about it. Hang out with all those sea lions Right Dylan. Yeah, man Yeah, bro

Randy you silly silly silly little bitch little bitch. Really liked it. New color just dropped. Oh shit. New color Dylan. This is huge news for everyone in this room. Including you. Can you explain it to the color blind scientists claim to discovered new color no one has seen before. Hence it being new. All they had to do is stimulate specific cells in the retina using laser pulses fired into eyeballs. That's all they had to do. It looks like mink green to me. Are you serious? Is this it? No one's seen it before. It looks very. Yeah, that's it. It's a little see. Yeah, I mean, you're close.

Yeah, I mean, but it's new, so it can look like whatever. I don't understand how this works. It's subjective. What do you mean? Because we have green and we have ways of manipulating green, adding other colors to like make it different shades of green. Why? How is this a new thing? Well, Dylan, during the team's experiment, researchers shone a laser beam into the pupil of one eye of each participant.

People don't use shone enough. Shone? Shone. The past tense of show? Shine. Oh, shine. It's a real word. That's probably the first time I've seen it and read it. The sun shone on something.

Oh yeah yeah yeah I got it. There are five participants, four male and one female who all had normal color vision. Three of the participants were co-authors of the research paper. I'm just reading this. Uh I look I don't know. It's this color looks very familiar to me. That's all I'm saying. I feel like I've seen this shit. It almost looks like our logo.

That's kind of my take on it too. Like, yeah, okay. I have a shirt that's, I have a Camp Will Mommy shirt that that's colors. I mean, theoretically, you can alter any color just a little bit and like, it's something we've never seen before, right? Yeah.

I can take a red and add a couple dots of you know blue to it it's like oh this is a new color technically speaking well what they did here dylan this is what you were saying before the show the laser only stimulated m cones which in principle would send a color signal to the brain that never occurs in natural and natural vision. It was just the M cones. This seems like BS to me. Yeah, I don't really, I don't really know. I don't like it. I feel like I've got enough colors to worry about. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. How do you think I feel, David? It's not great. I'm freaking colorblind, dog. Although you did, when you described the color. I don't know if you had read the article and all. It just looks mint green. That's about right.

Okay. Yeah. Okay. Well, this is big. All right. Congratulations to everybody out there seeing new colors. Right back. Should we run it back and get out of here? Yes. Of course.

That's the segment during which we talk about what we already talk about. The Gravitron is actually a centrifugal force play. the Dave was a little more buttoned up in his food network days. Dave has a good bite and chew. It's an industry term. People know. The pork belly sandwich from 24 Diner made Dave feel alive again. Dave would have bodysurfed if he interstealed a wave and finally, Inspector Gadget was kind of a dipshit. That concludes run it back. You're on the ship with me and we got to try to get off that planet as quickly as possible and it was day. And I'm just over there just like paddling out in front.

You cost him 20 years on earth because you're just fucking body surfing. Yeah. They would have left you like, dude, we gotta go, man. I would have been fine with that. Would you? Fuck it. They left Jamie behind from Yellowstone.

They had to. They had to. Had no choice. They literally could have just left for like 40 years and be like, they've just caught one more wave. Be fine. Yeah, you can come back because the other ship, like the other ship's wreckage was still there. Like it's weird it's all in the same place.

And like, well, even though it was 20 years ago, on this planet, it was like yesterday or something. It's fucking mind blowing. Yeah. I still don't understand. That's some K2 shit, K2A yo. I still don't understand how that works. Well, sometimes you just gotta figure out

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